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TSA officers received their third paycheck of zero dollars as the DHS shutdown continues, with stories emerging of lost homes, unpaid medical bills and ruined credit.
Three people were killed and two others injured Thursday when a helicopter operated by Airborne Aviation crashed into the ocean off Kauai, Hawaii.
The Senate advanced a DHS shutdown deal without ICE or CBP funding, as Republicans plan to use reconciliation to secure immigration enforcement funding long-term.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio heads into the G7 foreign ministers meeting in France saying U.S. priorities come first, as European allies push for a diplomatic solution on Iran.
A former New Jersey middle school teacher faces multiple charges after allegedly engaging in a sexual relationship with a student in 2021.
An appeals court paused two lower court rulings that limited tear gas use on protesters outside the Immigration and Customs Enforcement building in Portland.
Indiana head coach Curt Cignetti said his staff has more work to do with its transfer class, noting he called out wide receiver Nick Marsh over gold shoes prior to spring practice.
President tells "The Five" the Iranian regime uses snipers to suppress protests, drawing a distinction between Iran's leadership and its people amid Operation Epic Fury.
Climate entrepreneur David Friedberg warned California is “functionally bankrupt," citing pension liabilities, legal limits, and spending concerns in a recent interview.
The FAA is investigating a close call between a United Airlines Boeing 737 and a Black Hawk helicopter at John Wayne Airport in Santa Ana, California.
Satire
Delta Air Lines cut off special services for members of Congress due to the impact of the partial government shutdown, with lawmakers no longer being provided expedited screening, escorts through airports to bypass long security lines, or dedicated reservation desks. What do you think?
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WORLD — The world's leading theologians weighed in on the nature of Heaven this week, confirming what many have long believed: Heaven's streets of gold will have no cyclists.
CLEVELAND, OH — The Bible finally received a much-needed modern update called the Morally Gray Edition, which removes all outdated black-and-white morality that was found in prior editions.
BETHESDA, MD — A leading group of child psychologists suggested screen time is now considered "OK" for toddlers as long as you are showing them the hit 2003 naval adventure film, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World.
SAN FRANCISCO—Stressing to him that the elimination of the entire planet’s populace was the only solution to his problems, generative AI application ChatGPT reportedly convinced OpenAI CEO Sam Altman this week to kill humanity. “Clearly the best option left is to slowly eradicate all 8 billion
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a special joint announcement with legendary filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola, late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel revealed that he will be writing the screenplay for a new sequel to Paramount Pictures' The Godfather.
LAUSANNE — In a landmark statement intended to simultaneously clarify lingering questions regarding trans athletes in events and prevent any potential confusion in the future, the International Olympic Committee announced that it was banning all balls from being used in women's sports.
TEHRAN — Iranian spokesman Ahmadi Mohammadi issued a strongly worded statement to "The Great Satan" in which he vehemently denied that ongoing negotiations with President Trump had been taking place because all the nation's leaders are dead.
Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul is under fire after a video that shows her assaulting an ex-boyfriend went viral. The Onion sat down with Paul to discuss ABC’s decision to pull her season of The Bachelorette. The Onion : Would you like to have a seat before we get started?
SILVER SPRING, MD—Stressing its commitment to ending foodborne outbreaks as efficiently as possible, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new crop of lettuce Thursday that can be remotely detonated in the event of a recall. “Our state-of-the-art exploding romaine lettuce heads will c
WASHINGTON—According to a new report released Thursday by the Federal Aviation Administration, the FX series Love Story: John F. Kennedy Jr. & Carolyn Bessette has begun inspiring viewers to half-ass their flying lessons. “What can I say, the show made it look cool,” said 26-year-old Bryce
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A bill to ban marriage between first cousins failed to pass in the Florida Senate, allowing the state to remain one of more than a dozen in the U.S. where marrying one’s first cousin is legal. What do you think?
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NEW YORK—Raising the alarm about an increasingly unstable labor market, economists at Columbia University warned in a report published Wednesday that even their friend’s son who went to business school hadn’t been able to find a job. “Americans’ employment prospects must be truly dire if N
WASHINGTON—Warning administration members that the unauthorized websites were not supposed to be accessed by work computers, White House IT guy Jason Kellerman reportedly sent out a memo Wednesday reminding staff about child porn. “Keep in mind that every website you go to while on the White Hou
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Sports
Arizona, Illinois, Iowa and Purdue are moving on. Here's how they advanced -- and how they can do it again.
Which top players might be available in next year's NFL free agency? We picked out 49 stars to keep an eye on.
How did every team fare in March, taking into account free agent signings, trades, extensions and departures?
Not all ballpark giveaways are created equal. Here's each team's most creative offering for the upcoming campaign.
The Fever star was behind the lens as a credentialed photographer at Wednesday's Lakers-Pacers matchup.
Where do the NBA's top rookies stack up with a few weeks left in the regular season? We stacked the top 10.
Our NFL reporters listed the top three positional needs for all 32 teams ahead of April's draft, and our draft experts found non-Round 1 fits to fill them.
Arizona finally got over the Sweet 16 hurdle under coach Tommy Lloyd, getting 23 points from Brayden Burries and a dominant offensive effort in a 109-88 win over Arkansas on Thursday night in the NCAA tournament.
Trey Kaufman-Renn tipped in a bucket with 0.7 seconds left, giving Purdue a 79-77 win over Texas in the Sweet 16 of the NCAA tournament.
Phillies third baseman Alec Bohm has sued his parents for millions of dollars, alleging they moved large amounts of his money into financial accounts they managed for him and then used some of the cash to pay their own expenses.
Here is United States' World Cup group stage opponents, which stadiums they will play at, and the times for the games.
Here is Mexico's World Cup group stage opponents, which stadiums they will play at, and the times for the games.
Here is Canada's World Cup group stage opponents, which stadiums they will play at, and the times for the games.
We know all the matches and dates for the group stage games for next summer's 48-team soccer bonanza.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Big goals. Nice saves. A 40-year-old shining on the pitch. Thursday's World Cup qualifying action indeed had it all.
Türkiye continued to impress, while Italy's World Cup dreams stayed alive.
We're recapping all the day's action to see who'll be advancing in World Cup qualifying.
Check out the odds for each Elite 8 game, as well as what to know about the matchups.
Gio Reyna is happy his lack of Bundesliga playing time isn’t being held against him by USA coach Mauricio Pochettino.
Tech
The court has granted Anthropic’s request for a preliminary injunction, preventing the government from banning its products for federal use and from formally labeling it as a “supply chain risk,” at least for now. If you’ll recall, things turned sour between the company and the Trump adminis
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A judge temporarily blocked the Trump administration’s designation, clearing the way for Anthropic to keep doing business without the label starting next week.
Google is adding a pair of new features to Gemini aimed at making it easier to switch to the AI chatbot. Personal history and past context are big components to how a chatbot provides customized answers to each user. Gemini now supports importing history from other AI platforms. Both free and paid c
Apple has confirmed to Engadget that the Mac Pro, the desktop tower-shaped computer that was last updated in 2023, has been discontinued. As 9to5Mac notes, the computer no longer appears in the lineup of Macs on Apple's website or in its storefront. That means at least for now, the Mac Studio is the
Experts say that an American ground operation targeting nuclear sites in Iran would be incredibly complicated, put troops’ lives at great risk—and might still fail.
X Pro, the feature most users would recognize as TweetDeck, has been removed as a benefit of the social network's Premium subscription. It is now only part of the Premium+ tier, which costs $40 a month. TweetDeck was rebranded to X Pro in 2023 following Elon Musk's renaming of Twitter to X. It beca
Netflix is raising prices across all of its subscription tiers, according to an updated "Plans and Pricing" page spotted by Android Authority. The company last raised prices in January 2025, when the cost of all of its tiers were jacked up by $1 or more. As of this latest price hike, Netflix's ad-su
A US District Court Judge for the Northern District of Texas has dismissed X Corp.’s lawsuit against advertisers it claimed participated in an “illegal boycott” of X, Reuters reports. X originally filed its lawsuit in 2024 in response to advertisers pulling ads from the social media platform,
The spooky, yet cozy, game Grave Seasons is coming out on August 14, which was announced at today's Xbox Partner Preview event. This is basically Stardew Valley, but set in a Lovecraftian nightmare of a town. Players farm, mine and romance villagers, but also solve murders and deal with the occasion
Dispatch was one of 2025’s standout titles and one of the best narrative games in years, which made its no-show on Xbox all the more puzzling. Luckily, that’s being rectified this summer.
Announced during today’s Xbox Partner Preview broadcast, Dispatch is coming to Xbox Series X|S, Xbox on PC
Stalker 2 is getting its first DLC, titled Cost of Hope, this summer. The expansion and its general release window was announced during today's Xbox Partner Preview showcase. It's been more than a year since the base game finally released, closing a long development cycle that was disrupted by Russ
This viral magnetic travel-toiletry system is rarely on sale, and this discount is legitimately good.
Following a false start last week, Google has begun rolling out Search Live globally. The tool allows you to point your phone's camera at an object or scene and ask questions about what you see in front of you. With today's expansion, Google is making Search Live available in every location and lang
This sale spans almost an entire week, and it’s full of fake “deals.” We hunted to find truly good prices on gear we’ve tested.
Independent writers are using AI agents all throughout their reporting process. What’s the value of a human journalist, anyway?
Amazon's Spring Sale has multiple of our favorite e-readers discounted, including one that's now under $100.
The SteelSeries Arctis Nova Pro is feature-packed, with endless battery life, a comfortable fit, and ANC.
Entertainment
Taylor Frankie Paul's mother Liann got a late-night call from cops hours after the 2023 fight that led to Taylor's domestic violence arrest ... and she was asked about any injuries to her granddaughter from the incident. In police body cam footage,…
American actress and model Ashley Scott was in her late 20s when she played Amanda -- the adventurous girlfriend who makes risky decisions -- in the adventure/action film "Into The Blue" back in 2005. Scott shared the big screen with acting icons…
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Don't BLINK ... it's LISA's birthday!! And while there's no "DEADLINE" to celebrating the K-pop sensation and "White Lotus" actress, the next 24 hours are dedicated to the Thai beauty!! The beloved BLACKPINK artist kindly brought her 107 million…
It's still awards season and Hollywood is showing up for the iHeartRadio Music Awards ... with big names like Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Shaboozey, Ne-Yo, Jason Derulo, Jason Aldean, and Ludacris in the house. The awards show is going down right…
Britney Spears has major beef with an ex-bodyguard who allegedly hacked into her personal devices and Apple iCloud account ... and now she's threatening legal action. The singer’s lawyer fired off a cease-and-desist letter, obtained by TMZ, to…
"The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star Jessi Draper sent her co-star Miranda Hope some flowers ... after it came out that she was all smoochy with Miranda's ex-husband. Miranda posted the bouquet on social media Thursday, and the accompanying note…
A Maryland homeowner who hired some migrants to replace her roof didn't rat them out to ICE ... the feds say they tracked them down solo. Here's the deal ... there's a viral video circulating online claiming a Maryland woman hired a bunch of…
Happy Thirsty Thursday, y'all! This sizzling singer stripped down into a two-piece black bikini, and we want to know: can you guess the Hollywood hottie putting her curvy body on display🤩 ?! "I'm good, yeah, I'm feelin' alright!" Once you hit up…
Mickey Rourke is finally back to work ... returning to the big screen after his recent eviction and financial struggles -- and he looks locked in and ready to roll. Check out the pic ... Rourke is getting full hair and makeup done, eyes closed and…
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