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Democrats launch "The Bench," a new political group backing rising star candidates to remake the party and win back majorities in midterm elections.
MIT engineers design smart pill that confirms medication ingestion using biodegradable antenna technology. The pill safely breaks down in stomach within days.
Republican Sen. Bill Cassidy calls for full investigation after a Border Patrol agent shot and killed a man in Minneapolis during a DHS operation on Saturday.
A New Jersey man accused of throwing a rock at a school bus and seriously injuring an 8-year-old girl is in the country illegally, according to the Department of Homeland Security.
A man DHS says was armed fatally shot by Border Patrol agents sparked a gun rights debate between the Minnesota Gun Owners Caucus and the NRA over carry rights.
Florida Congressman Maxwell Frost was allegedly punched in the face at a Sundance Film Festival party in Park City, Utah, by a racist suspect.
Reba McEntire opens up about the devastating 1991 plane crash that killed eight band members and how country music stars like Dolly Parton helped her heal.
Several Minnesota leaders united against ICE operations on Saturday after a fatal shooting incident, with Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn., saying federal agents outnumber local police "three to one."
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem warns the Trump administration is considering Insurrection Act as tensions escalate in Minneapolis following deadly Border Patrol shooting and unrest.
Nico Antic, 12, died from injuries after a shark attack at Sydney Harbour's Jump Rock. Friends heroically pulled him to safety after the attack.
Satire
Second Lady Usha Vance announced she and Vice President JD Vance are expecting their fourth child amid public speculation about the health of their relationship. What do you think?
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HOLLYWOOD, CA — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences released its list of Oscar nominees for 2026, with Sinners being nominated for "Best Movie We Have To Nominate Or Else We Will Be Called Racist."
CUPERTINO, CA — Sources within Apple's Software Engineering Division confirmed that their team was working around the clock to make the next iOS update even worse than the current one.
NEW YORK, NY — The woman behind YouTube's most popular and beloved educational content for children found herself in hot water, as Ms. Rachel issued a public apology for accidentally spray-painting "GO AWAY JEWS" on a synagogue.
WASHINGTON—Warning that any attempt to spend time inside a personal residence constituted hostile interference with federal operations, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Thursday that being in the privacy of one’s own home would now be deemed an obstruction of justice. “W
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thursday for routinely employing fatal use of force without obtaining the proper warrants. “For weeks
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Another long day of work was on the docket, as white liberal women clocked in for another long day of protesting the arrest of migrant sex offenders.
U.S. — Attorney General Pam Bondi has announced that after almost a year on the job, she has finally figured out what the acronym "DOJ" stands for.
U.S. — Tragedy unfolded at a sporting event over the weekend, as a professional athlete was struck by lightning after unexcusably failing to thank Jesus Christ for giving his team the victory in the game.
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DAVOS — One day after his speech that made headlines at a gathering of world leaders at the World Economic Forum, U.S. President Donald Trump announced a new round of tariffs on everyone who didn't laugh at his jokes.
David Hammond passed away Sunday at the age of 81. In lieu of flowers, his family requests that mourners place a three-team parlay on the Lions, Colts, and Titans to cover, as it’s essentially free money.
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LOS ANGELES—Noting that this year’s nominations had once again completely omitted an important sector of cinema, actor Tim Allen took to social media Thursday to call out the Oscars for failing to recognize movies where a guy turns into a dog. “By not elevating these films, the Academy is send
MILFORD, MA—Wincing at the blast of guttural sobs erupting from the speaker as she picked up, local woman Anna Higgins reportedly threw herself on a grenade Tuesday by answering a phone call from her dysregulated friend. “I’m so sorry, Jennifer—it must be really hard to get dumped so soon af
President Trump announced Wednesday that a framework for a future Greenland deal had been reached. The Onion assesses the veracity of Trump’s statements regarding Greenland. Claim: Greenland needs protection from Russia and China. Partially true: Greenland needs protection from Russia, China, an
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Sports
United States international Antonee Robinson is subject to renewed interest from Liverpool. Transfer Talk has the latest.
UFC CEO Dana White confirmed a lightweight fight between Alexander Hernandez and Michael Johnson was canceled Saturday because of suspicious betting activity.
Lakers coach JJ Redick praised Luka Doncic as "fantastic" after his clutch, late defensive plays against Dallas on Saturday night.
Justin Gaethje scored multiple knockdowns of Paddy Pimblett and won the UFC interim lightweight belt Saturday night, setting the stage for a unification bout with Ilia Topuria.
Alabama's Charles Bediako had four dunks, two steals and two blocks in his return to college basketball Saturday.
Ohio State is finalizing a deal to make former Pittsburgh Steelers playcaller Arthur Smith its offensive coordinator, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
USWNT coach Emma Hayes heralded a "fresh start" for Trinity Rodman after the forward scored in just her second match since the 2024 Olympics in a 6-0 rout of Paraguay.
American Alex Honnold climbed to the top of the 1,667-foot Taipei 101 skyscraper on Saturday without the help of ropes or any protective equipment.
Who are the best quarterbacks in the 2026 class? We sized up the top 12, starting with Fernando Mendoza and Ty Simpson.
The Chicago Bulls retired Derrick Rose's No. 1 jersey after Saturday's 106-103 victory against the Boston Celtics, and the former guard grew emotional throughout the ceremony.
Bill Self shared the keys to the Kansas Jayhawks' success in Manhattan this time around in the Sunflower Showdown against the Kansas State Wildcats with a 86-62 win.
nter Miami endured a rough start to 2026, falling 3-0 in their preseason opener to Alianza Lima in Peru.
The coaching carousel for the 2026 offseason is about to get moving. Here are the latest news and rumors from around the NFL!
Kansas overcame the absence of standout guard Darryn Peterson with a big finishing kick for an 86-62 win over Kansas State.
Check out the greatest moments and plays in this matchup between the No. 19 Kansas Jayhawks and the Kansas State Wildcats.
Trinity Rodman scored and the United States had five second-half goals in a 6-0 rout of Paraguay on Saturday.
Kansas Jayhawks' Melvin Council Jr. set up Flory Bidunga for the alley-oop slam vs. the Kansas State Wildcats.
UFC 324 Odds: How to Bet on Paddy Pimblett vs Justin Gaethje, Sean O'Malley vs Song Yadong.
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Tech
Within minutes of the shooting, the Trump administration and right-wing influencers began disparaged the man shot by a federal immigration officer on Saturday in Minneapolis.
A new federal filing from ICE demonstrates how commercial tools are increasingly being considered by the government for law enforcement and surveillance.
OpenAI may have called GPT-5.2 its "most advanced frontier model for professional work," but tests conducted by the Guardian cast doubt on its credibility. According to the report, OpenAI's GPT-5.2 model cited Grokipedia, the online encyclopedia powered by xAI, when it came to specific, but controve
If your Gmail inbox is all out of whack today, you're not alone. Gmail users have been encountering issues with the automatic filters that keep their main inbox free from the clutter of promotional emails and non-urgent updates, and some have reported seeing notices that emails have not been scanned
Before Electronic Arts goes private in a groundbreaking sale, some US lawmakers are pleading for some federal oversight. Democratic members of the US Congress, as part of the Congressional Labor Caucus, penned a letter asking the Federal Trade Commission to "thoroughly review" the $55 billion acquis
Waymo has caught the attention of the National Transportation Safety Board as the federal agency launched an official investigation into the company for its robotaxis improperly passing school buses in Austin, Texas. The NTSB said on X that it would "examine the interaction between Waymo vehicles an
Google has started rolling out a new feature for its Photos app that can turn your images into memes. The feature, called Me Meme, uses Google Gemini to take meme templates and recreate them with the photo you use from within the app. It’s still in its experimental stages and will only be availabl
Responsibly dispose of your food scraps with one of these indoor, (mostly) odor-free, WIRED-tested devices.
Apple’s iOS 26 and watchOS 26 introduced a new fitness companion called Workout Buddy. This feature uses Apple Intelligence to provide spoken feedback during workouts and give motivation based on your activity history. Workout Buddy analyzes your pace, heart rate, distance and other metrics to del
The LED devices we'd actually buy with our own money.
Our reviews team is rested up after the CES grind and we’re back to business. This week we reviewed the latest devices from Valerion, Canon, Samsung and Sony, covering a wide range of product categories in the process. Grab yourself a beverage and cozy up with all the reviews you might’ve missed
The Rip, Frankenstein, and Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery are just a few of the movies you should watch on Netflix this month.
Most gaming laptops under $1,000 aren’t great, but these three machines stand out above the rest.
Agatha Christie’s Seven Dials, Stranger Things, and His & Hers are just a few of the shows you need to watch on Netflix this month.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. It’s been a very busy week of fun game releases (next week will be too!), so let’s get into some of them after a quick reflection on gaming while traveling.I love my Steam Deck. I really truly do. It’s a fantastic machin
Cordless portable blenders have come a long way since their introduction a decade back. Here's why the Ninja Blast Max smokes them all.
Plus: The FAA blocks drones over DHS operations, Microsoft admits it hands over Bitlocker encryption keys to the cops, and more.
Plus: Asus exits the smartphone market, and Sony partners with TCL on TVs.
In Big Tech's never-ending quest to increase AI adoption, Google has unveiled a meme generator. The new Google Photos feature, Me Meme, lets you create personalized memes starring a synthetic version of you.Google describes Me Meme as "a simple way to explore with your photos and create content that
Meta is being sued by Solos, a rival smart glasses maker, for infringing on its patents, Bloomberg reports. Solos is seeking "multiple billions of dollars" in damages and an injunction that could prevent Meta from selling its Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses as part of the lawsuit.Solos claims that Meta's
Entertainment
In case you didn't know, it's Alicia Keys' 45th birthday on Sunday ... but you already know we were fallin' for her way back in the day! This songstress has every reason to go big this weekend, and to be honest, you do too -- because we've put…
All mixed up inside this mashed-up photo is a celeb who turned 43 years old this weekend ... given the clues, can you put a name to the shirtless stud in question?! He was on the TV show "Big Brother" ... and his lil' sister is wickedly talented!…
Brett Favre isn't just impressed by the Patriots -- he's basically gassing up New England like it's 2004 again. The Hall of Famer tells TMZ Sports that New England's turnaround with quarterback Drake Maye and coach Mike Vrabel has been dramatic ...…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. This Valentine's Day, skip the impossible reservations and expensive dinners. Celebrate the love shared with your significant other by hosting the perfect spa night at…
For the celebs, UGGs are always in-style, but winter is calling its fave fashion staple, so we whipped up a fun game of Guess Who! Can you guess the famous stems rockin' these UGG boots?! From Ashley Tisdale to Emily Ratajkowski, these stars are…
Amber Heard says her voice has felt drowned out since the Johnny Depp trial ... lamenting the loss of her story in a new documentary. The actress appears in the new doc "Silenced" which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival Saturday ... and she…
A new video of the killing of Alex Pretti shows the interaction between him and a swarm of DHS officers from start to finish ... and, it batters the credibility of Trump officials who came out of the gates swinging, calling Pretti a domestic…
A Homeland Security Investigation officer's finger was bitten off by Minneapolis rioters, the Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security says ... and, she shared a picture to prove it. Asst. Sec. Tricia McClaughlin shared photos of an agent's bloody…
Lots of celebs had funky jobs before they made it big in the 'biz ... can you guess who this former male stripper is? We ran into this star while he was leaving LAX back in 2015 and asked him what his favorite song to dance to was ... but we guess…
Ben Affleck and Brooks Nader aren't Hollywood's newest celebrity couple ... in fact, Brooks says the two have never even met! Here's the deal ... reports surfaced earlier today claiming the actor and the model had started up a romance -- which…
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