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Hundreds of UC faculty signed a letter demanding SAT/ACT math requirements be reinstated, with UC Irvine professor Kara Jean Hyde saying objective measures are needed.
New Jersey Assembly committee advances bill that would criminalize interference with abortion services and transgender healthcare access statewide.
De'Aaron Fox calls Trump's historic NBA Finals Game 3 attendance at Madison Square Garden "inconvenient" while coach Mitch Johnson welcomes the event.
Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner floated the idea of jailing billionaires over campaign finance violations in a fiery pre-primary speech that laid out his far-left agenda.
Karen Bass and Nithya Raman will face off in LA's November mayoral general election after advancing from a competitive primary.
De'Aaron Fox says Trump's attendance at NBA Finals Game 3 makes security inconvenient for players, comparing screenings to TSA at Madison Square Garden.
James Carville says he doesn't feel sorry for urging Democrats to move past Kamala Harris, arguing she had an incredible career and her chance to try.
A 23-year-old suspect fled into Central Park and dove into Harlem Meer to evade NYPD officers attempting to arrest him on petty larceny charges.
American Airlines flight attendant Kellie Williams, 31, was found dead on a Florida beach after an apparent boat strike while snorkeling, officials said.
Lesley Stahl called the wave of firings at "60 Minutes" the "worst experience" of her career, describing the removal of seven people including management.
Satire
NEW YORK—Growing increasingly indignant with each passing possession, President Donald Trump reportedly spent the first quarter of Monday’s Game 3 of the NBA Finals angrily demanding that Knicks guard Jalen Brunson put on a suit. “You’re telling me this guy is supposed to be the star, yet he
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U.S. — Toy manufacturer Playskool unveiled its latest educational playset this week called "My First Hobo Camp", with the toy designed to help California children develop the practical life skills they would need for adulthood in the Golden State.
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WACO, TX — A local fundamentalist church announced a new theme for VBS that was attracting a lot of attention in the community: "Demons Are Out To Get You."
LOS ANGELES, CA — California election officials reminded voters over the weekend that there are just 30 days left to mail in their vote for the Los Angeles mayoral election that happened last Tuesday.
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HOUSTON, TX — Taking stock of himself in the mirror this morning, local teenager Adrian Larson became deeply concerned that his hair does not look enough like a head of broccoli.
LOS ANGELES, CA — After the latest ballot drop, Los Angeles officials released an updated vote tally showing candidate Spencer Pratt was now sitting at negative one billion votes.
NEW YORK—Calling the breakthrough a significant step forward in xenotransplantation, New York University doctors confirmed Monday they had successfully transplanted a pig foreskin onto a circumcised human. “This successful operation proves that pig penises are a viable, long-term solution for c
Water-Inefficient Landscaping: Featuring lush, non-native tropical plants, a pool, a fish pond, and a private putting green, this home spits in Mother Nature’s face and dares her to do something about it. Reference #815233
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PETALUMA, CA—Nervously drumming his fingers as he reviewed the information one more time, local 20-year-old Kane Parsons reportedly attached the file Backrooms.mov to his film school application Monday. “Alright, here goes nothing,” said Parsons, who told reporters that he had so far applied t
June is time for Pride and time for travel. The Onion shares tips for helping LGBTQ+ Americans stay safe while traveling this summer. Use discretion when conversing with strangers on apps who list their job as “Secret Police.” Make sure the destination you’re heading to isn’t somewhere tha
A meta-analysis of existing research found that cat owners had an increased risk of schizophrenia-related disorders, concluding that those exposed to cats had twice the likelihood of developing psychosis. What do you think?
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Sports
A judge's decision to rule Texas Tech's Brendan Sorsby eligible Monday drew the ire of college coaches and athletic directors, with reactions ranging from doomsday predictions to informal talk about Big 12 schools attempting to not play the Red Raiders.
Donald Trump arrived at MSG prior to Game 3 of the NBA Finals, becoming the first sitting U.S. president to attend a game in the basketball league's championship series.
Kentucky defensive lineman Nic Smith has died at age 20, the school announced Monday.
The 2026 FIFA World Cup will feature the world's best talent. Let's rank the top 50 players who will be there!
Brandon Aiyuk posted a video to Instagram on Sunday, appearing to imply that the 49ers are afraid to release him because he could land elsewhere and eventually make them regret letting him go.
The Chiefs are signing cornerback L'Jarius Sneed, his agents, the Katz Brothers, told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
The Edmonton Oilers are closing in on a contract that would make Mike Babcock, 63, who won a Stanley Cup in 2008 with the Detroit Red Wings and is 12th all time in NHL career victories, their next head coach, multiple sources confirmed to ESPN on Monday.
Somali referee Omar Artan has been denied entry into the United States after getting selected to officiate in the World Cup.
Hilary Knight is heading to the PWHL's expansion team in Detroit as part of a sign-and-trade deal involving one of women hockey's most recognized stars, a person with knowledge of the deal told The Associated Press on Monday.
Seeing the Knicks at Madison Square Garden in the Finals is clearly the hottest ticket in town.
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Real Madrid have sensationally called for Barcelona to be stripped of their historic titles as the fallout from the Negreira scandal reaches a definitive breaking point.
The first practice of the week ahead of the USA's World Cup opener had a festive feel aimed at creating positive buzz.
Amid QB Brendan Sorsby's latest change in eligibility, we examine his biggest strengths and weaknesses, draft prospects, pro comps and best NFL team fits.
Lionel Messi is preparing for a record-breaking sixth World Cup appearance, but the player heading to the tournament is unrecognizable from the teenager who first burst onto the scene.
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Tech
Can't a multi-trillion-dollar company have secrets any more?
The 'disappearing into the bushes like Homer Simpson' strategy is a bold choice.
The FTX CEO was sentenced for fraud in 2024.
"We expect it to leak so we're just announcing it."
The ChatGPT-maker announced it has filed paperwork to go public, just a week after rival Anthropic took the same step.
Social media posts questioning the integrity of LA’s mayoral election were labeled “paid partnerships.” Then Kalshi and Polymarket told creators to delete them.
The AI subscription now starts at $5 per month.
Three smartwatch models from 2022 and 2023 won't run watchOS 27.
Apple's focus on efficiency and performance improvements is good news for older iPhones.
Updates include a new souped-up Siri, lots of iOS enhancements, and some inkling on how an AI partnership with Google has come to power Apple’s products.
You'll need to be running Apple silicon to use the latest operating system.
Developer betas are available now for Apple's upcoming suit of OSes.
European Union and Chinese citizens will have to wait even longer before getting their hands on Apple's hotly-anticipated iOS 27 and iPadOS 27 with the new Siri.
Siri is now directly embedded into the camera app, and there are more artificial intelligence tools in the Photos app to alter your images.
From a stand-alone app to a Google Gemini partnership, here’s everything you need to know from WWDC 2026 about Apple’s upcoming overhaul of Siri.
The British government thinks a state-backed infrastructure initiative will help supercharge homegrown chip startups.
The code WIRED identified is gone from the latest version of Meta AI, the companion app for the company’s smart glasses. Meta won’t say why or whether it’s coming back.
Follow our WWDC 2026 live blog for all of the updates coming to iOS, macOS, watchOS, and more.
The popular wildfire tracking app is adding flood monitoring to its platform. It’s the first new disaster alert on the service, with many more to come.
Lenovo's IdeaPad Slim 5x just might be the best laptop you can buy for $850. It's hard to find any major flaws, which is basically unheard of in a laptop at this price.
Entertainment
Pete Davidson is spending quality time with his daughter, Scottie Rose, despite speculation suggesting he's absent from her life. A photo obtained by Deuxmoi shows Pete out Monday in a New York City park, pushing 5-month-old Scottie in a stroller…
JPMorgan Chase exec Lorna Hajdini's former subordinate isn't taking back a thing ... insisting he substantially told the truth when he claimed she subjected him to sexual harassment and discrimination -- and now he's arguing her counterclaims…
Spencer Pratt's Los Angeles mayoral dream won't come true this year ... because he finished third in the primary election and won't advance to the runoff. Mayor Karen Bass and City Councilwoman Nithya Raman won more of the vote than Pratt ...…
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thinks President Donald Trump's reception at the NBA Finals could come down to one thing ... the price of admission. Jacob caught up with the Congresswoman from New York on Capitol Hill Monday, where she kicked things…
The NY Knicks are two games from their first NBA title in 53 years, but President Trump's presence at Madison Square Garden has dominated much of the conversation... begging the question, will it distract the hometown team?! No, not at all ...…
Joshua Jackson is looking like a man with absolutely zero complaints these days ... after stepping out hand-in-hand with stunning model Olivia Burgess. Check out the pics -- the actor was all smiles while strolling through NYC with Olivia on…
Cardi B is making the first NBA Finals game in New York City in 27 years even more epic ... TMZ has confirmed she's performing at Game 3. A source tells us the "WAP" singer will be the star of the halftime show Monday night when the New York Knicks…
Offset nearly came to blows in Monaco ... going off on a driver he claims put hands on women during a chaotic street confrontation caught on video. TMZ obtained footage from Offset's heated outburst Monday ... and as you can see, the rapper is…
The knife Karmelo Anthony allegedly used to fatally stab Austin Metcalf at a high school track meet wasn't illegal under Texas law ... according to a police detective who testified in Anthony's murder trial. The testimony came as Anthony's defense…
Madonna goes way back with Billy Idol ... she says she's known him since he was swiping her taxi cabs. The pop star recently told Bilt she and Billy both lived at The Music Building during her early days in New York ... and they had anything but a…
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