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USCIS halted all asylum decisions after an Afghan national was accused of shooting National Guard members in Washington, D.C., killing one of them.
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Gold Star father blames Biden administration for D.C. shooting by Afghan national, citing inadequate vetting during failed 2021 Afghanistan withdrawal.
Trump administration secures major agreement requiring Northwestern to implement antisemitism training and protect Jewish students from harassment.
Ohio sheriff slams law enforcement for releasing repeat DUI offender who allegedly seriously injured nurse in head-on crash while driving drunk without license.
Utah inmate Ralph Menzies died of natural causes after his execution was blocked after he developed dementia during his nearly 40 years on death row.
Police reported at least three victims of gunshot wounds were transferred from Valley Fair Mall in San Jose on Black Friday as shoppers barricaded themselves in stores.
The State Department immediately paused all visas for Afghan passport holders after Rahmanullah Lakanwal allegedly killed Army Spc. Sarah Beckstrom in a D.C. attack.
Trump announced a full pardon for former a Honduran president convicted of drug trafficking while backing another candidate in Sunday's presidential election.
Bryan Kohberger complained about the bananas served at Idaho Maximum Security Institution, where he is serving multiple life sentences for murdering four University of Idaho students.
Satire
OXFORD — One of the most well-known stories from the biblical gospels took on a whole new meaning this week, as a team of scholars revealed that they now believe the young rich man went away sad when Jesus told him to sell all his possessions because he had the Nintendo Power Glove.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — New reports indicated that local homeless man John Brill politely yet firmly refused a passerby's offer of free leftover marshmallow jello salad earlier today, despite having not eaten in several days.
PORTLAND, OR — A turkey that had previously been pardoned by former President Joe Biden four times was reportedly arrested in connection with a violent turkey murder.
WICHITA, KS—Admitting that the tempting dried fruit would ruin her figure, local grandmother Linda Donovan told reporters Friday that she can’t trust herself to keep raisins in the house. “I used to keep a canister up in a high cabinet that I couldn’t reach without hurting myself, but I’ve
PASADENA, CA—Dispelling numerous widespread beliefs about the role the celestial body plays in life on Earth, astronomers at the California Institute of Technology published a paper in the Proceedings Of The National Academy Of Sciences Friday that found the moon serves no purpose but to alert rac
After someone heard her knocking, a Thai woman was discovered alive inside her coffin, just narrowly avoiding cremation. What do you think?
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KNOXVILLE, TN—In a development her family began referring to as a “stroke of luck,” local 81-year-old Gloria Martin reportedly died Thursday before her granddaughter arrived to Thanksgiving dinner with her girlfriend. “Oh, thank God—problem solved, everybody,” said Frank Martin, grandso
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Across the nation, Americans are gathering with loved ones to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday. What are you thankful for?
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INDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to get hands-on experience stigmatizing patients’ bodies in a safe environment, Indiana University medical student Dylan Loera confirmed Wednesday that she was practicing fat shaming on a cadaver. “At first it felt strange, but the opportunity to practice saying, ‘H
WASHINGTON—Responding to concerns about high grocery prices ahead of the holiday, President Donald Trump held a press conference Wednesday to tout the affordability of hay-based Thanksgiving dishes. “I’m doing a great job on the economy and bringing the price of Thanksgiving dinners way down b
Vince Offer, the once-prominent infomercial pitchman better known as the “ShamWow guy,” has filed to run as a Republican in Texas’s 31st congressional district, claiming he wants to “destroy wokeism” in Congress and “make America happy.” What do you think?
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Sports
What do an axe, skillet and a gold boot have in common? Meet the iconic rivalry trophies of college football.
Trailing at the half, No. 16 Texas, backed by a standout effort from quarterback Arch Manning, rallied to defeat rival Texas A&M 27-17, spoiling the No. 3 Aggies' undefeated season and SEC title game hopes at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium.
The Bears' 24-15 win over the Eagles went a long way toward legitimizing their surprising run this season, with several players saying they're "changing the culture" after winning nine of their past 10 games.
Lane Kiffin said he'll decide Saturday whether he will return as Ole Miss' coach in 2026 or take another job, presumably at LSU.
Despite Fernando Mendoza's struggles, No. 2 Indiana rolled to a 56-3 win over rival Purdue, completing the first perfect regular season in school history and clinching a spot in the Big Ten title game.
Georgia coach Kirby Smart said his team would welcome a potential SEC title game berth after the Bulldogs finished the regular season with a win over Georgia Tech.
Giannis Antetokounmpo spoke at length on a variety of things he felt needed to change for the Bucks, who dropped their seventh straight game Friday night in a 118-109 loss to the Knicks.
Utah Mammoth captain Clayton Keller played in Friday night's 4-3 loss to the Dallas Stars, one day after the unexpected death of his father, and as a tribute, the 27-year-old forward was named the game's first star at the American Airlines Center.
No. 5 LSU set an NCAA record with its seventh consecutive 100-point game Friday night, routing Marist 113-53 at the Paradise Jam tournament.
Iowa had receipts after its win over Nebraska on Friday -- though not in the form you might expect.
Here are the top plays from the Friday slate of Week 14 games in college football, including several in-state rivalry matchups.
Check out the best moments between the Arizona Wildcats and Arizona State Sun Devils.
Arizona's Kedrick Reescano punches it in from one yard for the TD, extending lead over Arizona State
Arizona Wildcat's Kedrick Reescano punched it in from one yard out for the TD vs. the Arizona State Sun Devils.
The 2025 NBA Cup continues on Friday. See the odds for who is slated to win the latest in-season tournament.
Here are all the Power 4 conference championship game clinching scenarios heading into the final week of the regular season.
Noah Fifita found Cameron Barmore for a 9-yard TD, giving the Arizona Wildcats the lead over the Arizona State Sun Devils.
No. 15 Michigan isn't fully out of this thing just yet, as they control at least part of their Big Ten destiny.
Jeff Sims rushed for a 27-yard TD, giving the Arizona State Sun Devils the lead over the Arizona Wildcats.
All five starters scored in double figures as the Horned Frogs beat the Badgers in the championship game of the Rady Children’s Invitational.
Air Force's offensive onslaught was too much for Colorado State to overcome as the Falcons recaptured the Ram-Falcon Trophy in the final game of the season for both teams.
Tech
An Airbus directive that ordered the immediate software update for 6,000 A320 planes has lead to flight disruptions around the world. As Reuters notes, that’s more than half of the 11,300 A320 jets in operation. The narrow-body A320 is widely used globally, but its largest operator is American Ai
If you’ve been waiting for the right moment to try MasterClass, now’s a great time to sign up. The online learning platform is offering 50 percent off all annual plans for a limited time with its Black Friday sale. With hundreds of classes across topics like cooking, writing and music, it’s on
Those looking for a better way to keep track of their finances should consider a budgeting app. There are dozens of them on the market now, and one of our favorites is running a discount for new subscribers. Monarch Money is offering 50 percent off annual plans right now when you use the code MONARC
You've found Engadget's expert-crafted list of the best Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals on bluetooth speakers, soundbars and smart speakers. We've been sifting through the digital weeds all month looking for the steepest speaker discounts. Several of the best deals have been live for a while, bu
If you're looking for the best Black Friday deal on Anker gear, I'll skip the preamble and just tell you: It's the near-perfect (though uncreatively named) Anker Laptop Power Bank. It's usually $135 but right now it's just $88. It has built-in cables, looks pretty and has a huge capacity and high-wa
This page is your go-to resource for Black Friday subscription deals. From today through Cyber Monday and beyond, we'll be scouring the internet to find the steepest discounts and cheapest offers for all the best subscription services. The top streaming platforms are all giving out subscriptions lik
Black Friday is here in all of its discount glory. At this point, though, you might be feeling some deal fatigue. The entire month of November has been awash with holiday deals as “Black Friday” becomes more of a month-long event than a single-day affair.Whether you’re just starting your holid
You’re not alone if you’re consistently aghast at the rising cost of streaming services. This year in particular has been bleak, with Disney+ and HBO Max being just a couple of the services that have increased prices as of late. If you’re like any of us at Engadget, you probably subscribe to m
If you’re looking to grab a new SSD for a PC, PS5, gaming handheld or any other gadget, Black Friday is typically a good time to take the plunge. To help you separate the fake discounts from the stuff worth your time, we’ve picked through the many sales going on now and rounded up the best Black
There’s no denying Apple’s massive reputation in the tech world. And it appears it’s not just hype — our reviews put an Apple product at the top of our buying guides to tablets, smartwatches, smartphones and laptops. But Apple devices aren’t cheap. That’s why it’s a good idea to wait f
Some of the best MacBooks, Chromebooks, and gaming laptops I've reviewed this year have steep discounts for Black Friday.
Our Reviews team has scoured the entire internet to find the best Black Friday deals on gear we've tested and approved.
What the Rocco fridge lacks in smarts, it makes up for in looks. You have a few hours left to save on the brand's Black Friday sale.
Best Buy is rolling out really great deals on some of our favorite tech that we've tested this year.
Name a better time to stock up on beauty bargains—I'll wait.
Some of the best sales of the year on mattresses, mattress toppers, and pillows are happening right now.
All-Clad is the best, with a price tag to match. These Black Friday deals can help you save some cash.
Today is finally Black Friday, the biggest and best shopping day of the year. The WIRED Reviews team is tracking trends and discounts live.
From robot vacuums to Dyson stick vacs, don't miss these Black Friday deals happening on our favorite vacuums in every category.
Multiple viral devices from Ninja are on record sales for Black Friday, including the Slushi, the soft-serve Swirl, and Ninja's flagship espresso maker.
Entertainment
Megan Thee Stallion was busy-busy this Thanksgiving -- making sure her man Klay Thompson & his whole fam were fed, and she even gave us a lil’ peek at all the kitchen chaos. The rapper dropped the whole prep Friday -- whipping up the full…
Danielle Moinet is not the girl you wanna square up against -- and we’re not even pretending to compete with her beach pics, 'cause she’s out here smoking... no ifs, ands, or butts. We’ve got a whole gallery of Danielle -- aka Summer Rae --…
Kim Kardashian just got one hell of a wake-up call -- her latest scan showed low brain activity, and the doc says it’s all likely triggered by the massive studying stress she’s been grinding through. On Thursday’s episode of "The…
Jessica Simpson’s dishing on her Thanksgiving -- saying she spent it with estranged hubby Eric Johnson ... because, hey, co-parenting is top priority! Jessica chatted with a photog at LAX Friday, saying Eric made sure to snag a seat at the dinner…
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz didn’t waste a second clapping back after Donald Trump hurled an ugly slur his way -- firing off a simple, deadly one-liner that landed hard. In an X post Friday, Walz fired back with, "Release the MRI results" -- a shot…
Looks like all that post-divorce refresh paid off -- Porsha Williams just hard-launched her new girlfriend, and sis is glowing like she hit the jackpot! In IG pics shared Friday -- snapped in front of her Christmas tree -- Porsha’s getting…
Ace Frehley’s final resting spot has been revealed -- and TMZ’s got the first look at the rock legend’s gravestone marker inside a NYC cemetery. As you can see, the polished stone crypt is etched with "PAUL 'ACE' FREHLEY, 1951–2025,"…
Ray J jumped on Kick after getting booted from Twitch -- fresh outta jail, mind you -- and wasted no time unpacking the madness ... including a wild claim that some dude was literally j*rking off under his bunk.😳 Yep, that actually happened --…
For Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun, there's no such thing as "too close" ... as evidenced by these new cozy pics of their Florida Keys fun. They were each holding on to the other as they shared a Sea-Doo while zipping around the ocean near Syd's…
Tony Germano, a veteran voice and stage actor, is dead after a tragic rooftop accident at his home in Brazil. Tony was in the middle of renovations on his house in Sao Paulo, and according to his rep, when he lost his balance and fell from the roof…
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