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Democrats want a clean, three-year extension to the subsidies without reforms, something that is unlikely to pass muster with Senate Republicans, who want stiffer changes to subsidies.
The British prince appeared on Stephen Colbert's CBS show to joke about starring in Hallmark movies while taking jabs at President Trump and American politics.
Detroit Pistons center Isaiah Stewart and Milwaukee Bucks forward Bobby Portis got into a heated incident during their game on Wednesday.
Legal experts call Pentagon's 'double tap' strike on shipwrecked survivors a textbook war crime, questioning military lawyer's role in operation.
A gift guide for cat parents who treat their companions like family, packed with a pet-specific vacuum, themed jewelry, personalized socks and more.
President Donald Trump pardoned Rep. Henry Cuellar, who was charged with accepting $600,000 in bribes from the Azerbaijan government.
Ex-Minneapolis officer Derek Chauvin disputes medical evidence and training testimony in latest appeal attempt for George Floyd murder conviction.
Fox News' "Antisemitism Exposed" newsletter brings you stories on the rising anti-Jewish prejudice across the U.S. and the world.
Radio host Charlamagne tha God says obese passengers should eat less if they don't want to purchase additional airline seats under Southwest's new rules.
Ana Walshe's lover testifies about their affair in her husband Brian Walshe's murder trial, revealing key relationship details and timeline.
Satire
INDIANAPOLIS—Suggesting there were some deals even cancer researchers couldn’t say no to, a new study published Thursday by the American Society of Preventative Oncology found that processed meats were carcinogenic but were also on sale. “Our evidence indicates that while common deli items lik
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans all eye contact during sex. “Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physicall
COLUMBIA, MO—In a display of enthusiasm that revealed a deep familiarity with the subject, local man Luke Price was said to be totally nerding out Thursday about the idea of white supremacy. According to sources, the 26-year-old sales associate and self-described Übermensch rattled off a dozen es
Mike Gomez, 50, died Friday after learning that even a saltwater crocodile can be pushed too far.
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What good is an amendment saying we have the right to bear arms if I can't go house to house firing buckshot into every inflatable Christmas minion I see?
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EAGAN, MN — In a move intended to better reflect the state's modern demographics and generate more interest in the team from the populace, the Minnesota Vikings announced that they were changing their name to the Minnesota Somali Pirates.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans received further proof that their president remained laser-focused on nothing but leading the country, as Donald Trump's Spotify Wrap revealed that he listened to "God Bless the USA" 160,000 times this year.
ISTANBUL — In a remarkable moment of Church history, leaders of the Catholic and Orthodox Churches have come together to officially denounce Wham's "Last Christmas."
With accusations flying of war crimes on the high seas, you may find yourself asking: what really constitutes a war crime? Let us help unpack this complex issue and break down what does and doesn't make someone a war criminal:
BOULDER, CO — Local woman Denise Manthei fulfilled the Great Commission today by purchasing a mug proclaiming that all she needs is coffee and Jesus.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In addition to calling for Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to resign due to his oversight of military drone strikes against drug boats, Democrats also accused Luke Skywalker of war crimes for using more than one proton torpedo against the Death Star.
You used to dream of couch-surfing across the world, untethered and unbothered, and now here you are, seriously considering an HOA townhouse. Reference #17806
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After years of planning their wedding, the pair were united in marriage within an hour of the bride being legally able to consent.
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The Department of Transportation is considering a new crash test dummy design based on female anatomy, claiming it would improve safety testing for women. What do you think?
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SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesday capable of reversing the effects of Narcan. The compound, called noroxone, was reportedly a
Sports
Myles Garrett has five games to record four sacks and take down the record of 22.5 in a single season. Can he do it? See the odds and more.
Week 14 marks another debut in the new "Rivalries" uniform series, this time from the New York Jets.
The founder of the Temptations gave a glimpse into what fans can expect in their historic Detroit Lions performance, along with special moments that intersected soul and the Lions.
The FIFA World Cup draw is happening Friday, and 42 of the 48 teams are confirmed. But what's one thing you need to know about each nation?
Puma has revealed the jersey that Portugal will wear at next summer's FIFA World Cup.
Lionel Messi sits down for a lengthy interview with ESPN, discussing his desire to again lead Argentina, the brilliance of Lionel Scaloni and why Pep Guardiola is one of "the best" ever.
The Eagles' offense is falling apart. A look inside their locker room illuminates the challenge the defending champs face in putting it back together.
Check out the odds for every NFL Week 14 matchup.
At F1's season finale, McLaren's parallels to past heartbreaks are hard to ignore as Max Verstappen's long-shot title bid doesn't look so far fetched.
Wednesday is the first day for 2026 prospects to offiically sign. Here's what you missed.
The 2026 recruiting cycle is almost finished. Here's how this class will impact college football next season.
Players trending up to add for the playoffs and what to do with three stars headed in the wrong direction.
An all-encompassing look at the matchups to exploit or avoid and lineup locks in fantasy, as well as projected scores for all NFL games.
France icon and World Cup winner Thierry Henry joins FOX Sports as a lead analyst for the FIFA World Cup 2026.
There are three ways in which Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza has shown that he’s a Heisman Trophy winner.
Preview the Week 14 matchup between the Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys with predictions, odds, over/under, spread, betting lines and more.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the NFL Week 14 Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys game, Thursday, Dec. 4.
The 2026 FIFA World Cup Draw is complicated. USMNT legend Alexi Lalas breaks down everything you need to know before Friday's event.
Keeping track of players who may be on the move, manager comings and goings, and other buzz from around the majors.
Colin Cowherd is left confounded by the College Football Playoff committees' factors for determining its field.
Tech
It can be tough to find a good gift for tech obsessives. Since they keep up with the latest releases, they probably already have the new high-profile gadgets out there. Luckily, Engadget staffers keep their eyes peeled all year long for the truly unique stuff. We travel to CES, attend product launch
If you like both electric vehicles and emotional roller coasters, 2025 was an excellent year. However, for those of us whose nerves are already sufficiently frazzled, the highs and lows of the last 12 months were a bit hard to stomach.In 2025, we saw the introduction of new, compelling models like t
The InnAIO T10 clips magnetically to the back of your phone, but it needs further development to be worth the money.
Sony Interactive Entertainment has signed a deal to produce and publish a game from Bad Robot, JJ Abrams’ production company. The two sides are keeping most of the details close to their chest for now, but the game is a four-player co-op shooter for PlayStation 5 and PC directed by someone who kno
Amazon is reportedly considering discontinuing use of the US Postal Service and building out its own shipping network to rival it, according to The Washington Post. The e-commerce behemoth spends more than $6 billion a year on the public mail carrier, representing just shy of 8 percent of the servic
Make your favorite golfer’s day with the best golf gifts to enhance every part of their game.
The Antigravity A1 is what happens when Insta360’s 360-degree cameras are given wings and flying feels like a video game. Spinning out as its own brand, Antigravity’s debut drone is a big swing: a three-piece set with a drone that captures 8K 360-degree video, FPV goggles and a motion controller
If you missed the Black Friday sale on Apple's AirPods 4 with ANC, you're in luck — they're back on sale at the same $99 price for a substantial $80 savings (45 percent). What's more, if you're one who frets about damaging your gear, you can grab them with AppleCare+ for $118, saving 43 percent fr
The Antigravity A1 is fun all around, if you don’t mind the steep price or wearing goggles to control it.
The UK has fined a porn operator called AVS Group £1 million ($1.33 million) for failing to have strong enough age checks, regulator Ofcom announced. The company which was also hit with an additional £50,000 fine for its failure to respond to information request and now has 72 hours to introduce e
Zanskar uses AI to identify hidden geothermal systems—and claims it has found one that could fuel a power plant, the first such discovery by industry in decades.
The highlight of the year, the Geminids are the most active and colorful meteor shower, offering the chance to see hundreds of shooting stars every hour when they peak in mid-December.
Louisiana’s hunting and wildlife authority is one of more than 1,000 state and local agencies that have partnered with US immigration authorities this year alone.
Unlock the course and raise your game with the best golf rangefinders you can buy.
The latest addition to Proton's workplace suite is a spreadsheet tool called Proton Sheets. It will offer real-time collaboration, and users can control who has access to view and edit files. Proton Sheets can also be accessed on any device, including mobile ones. It supports importing CSV and XLS f
PC gamers have almost too many options when it comes to titles to play, which is a great problem to have. With decades of games to choose from (and the first port of call for most indie titles, too), the options are endless. You also get the perks of (nearly always flawless) backward compatibility a
The Oversight Board is getting ready to tackle a new pain point for Facebook and Instagram users. Up to now, users have been able to appeal content moderation decisions related to specific posts to the board, but haven't been able to ask the group to intervene in other situations that affect their a
Save up to 25% on Nomad Goods accessories such as Nomad phone cases, Nomad wallets, and more this December.
BMW’s first car on its new EV platform has finally arrived. But will a big range, thumping charging tech, and a new driving brain that aims to deliver the ultimate ride be enough to beat China?
Missed out on Cyber Monday? Auk Mini's stylish herb garden makes a great gift, and its discount is still live.
Entertainment
Brazilian influencer Bárbara Jankavski's cause of death has been released -- also known as the "Human Barbie" -- has been released ... but her family isn't buying the official line. Authorities in São Paulo reportedly determined she died…
It was the meeting of the former prime ministers Thursday when Justin Trudeau and his girlfriend Katy Perry had lunch with Fumio Kishida and his wife Yuko ... as Katy winds down the Japanese leg of her world tour. Fumio -- who was Prime Minister of…
One thing about Khloe Kardashian ... she does not fear the X-rated -- and yep, she went straight for it, handing out festive-season relationship tips that somehow turned into blowie talk! During a festive "Kimsmas Live" on Kim’s TikTok Wednesday,…
Tyler Herro's nuts took a hit during Wednesday's game -- but it wasn't from an aggressive opponent ... it was courtesy of a referee!! The low blow took place in the second quarter of the Miami Heat and Dallas Mavericks matchup at the American…
Billionaires take a lot of crap online -- and apparently at art exhibits, too ... because an artist's new piece depicts them as robot dogs pooping out digital art prints. The exhibit's the talk of Art Basel Miami Beach ... crafted by the artist…
The L.A. Clippers played their first game after Chris Paul's surprise departure on Wednesday ... but the future Hall of Famer was on the home crowd's minds -- with Atlanta Hawks fans hurling chants asking where the heck CP3 was during the game!! A…
If Jesus comes to the U.S., he'd better have a valid visa ... at least that's the worry of an Illinois church that's installed a controversial Nativity scene depicting the baby messiah zip-tied in a manger. Lake Street Church of Evanston -- just…
Kim Kardashian got emotional as she claimed her ex-husband Kanye West accused her of faking her traumatic 2016 Paris robbery on the latest episode of "The Kardashians." Check out the clip -- the SKIMS founder says the rapper called her out in…
The FBI has finally made an arrest in the long-running investigation into the pipe bombs planted near the DNC and RNC headquarters on the eve of the January 6th Capitol riot in 2021. A man believed to be connected to the crime was taken into…
Prince Harry wasn't afraid to come for the "King" during his appearance on "The Late Show With Stephen Colbert" ... taking a few swipes at Donald Trump that sparked a mixed reaction from the crowd. The Duke of Sussex surprised fans Wednesday,…
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