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GOP attorneys general groups invest $11 million in TV ads across key battleground states, betting public safety and crime will define 2026 midterm races.
Mel Gibson has finished filming "The Resurrection of the Christ," a two-part sequel to his 2004 blockbuster, with release dates set for 2027 and 2028.
The man accused of throwing a beer keg through Georgetown Cupcake's front window turned himself in after his own father recognized him from footage.
Law enforcement nationwide warns students against playing Senior Assassin, saying toy guns can be mistaken for real firearms with deadly consequences.
Ex-NASCAR star Danica Patrick said Kyle Busch's unexpected death hasn't fully sunk in, calling the two-time Cup Series champion an incredible figure.
A Chicago man was indicted on federal charges for allegedly using his SUV as a deadly weapon to ram an ICE officer's truck during an operation.
Dozens of Pizza Hut locations are bringing back 1980s and '90s décor, including checkerboard tables, red cups and Tiffany-style lamps in retro remodels.
An Indiana sheriff's deputy was shot three times in a hospital emergency room by a suspect he had helped as a stranded motorist, authorities say.
NASCAR team RCR retires Kyle Busch's No. 8 car following his sudden death, saying it is reserved for his son Brexton when he's ready to race.
Sophie Cunningham turns heads with a double-double as NASCAR mourns Kyle Busch, the sport's most decorated active driver who died at 41 years old.
Satire
NEW BRITAIN, CT — Local tax preparer Frank MacArthur recently discovered an amazingly effective way to lose weight that makes simple use of crippling stress and anxiety.
DES MOINES, IA — After a tense end-of-month budgeting session, local couple Derek and Amanda Hollister confirmed on Friday that "throw pillows" had once again narrowly edged out "food" as the family's largest monthly expense.
Talk show host Steven Colbert signed off this week after CBS aired his final episode of The Late Show, leaving him on the hunt for his next professional endeavor. But what will he do next?
LOS ANGELES—Reminding the mother-to-be that everything she did now could have consequences for her unborn child, local obstetrician-gynecologist Dr. Carol Koenig reportedly warned Call Her Daddy host Alex Cooper on Friday to avoid public feuds during her first trimester of pregnancy. “While the
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Many Americans are foregoing traditional grass lawns in favor of native plants, drought-resistent succulents, and even rocks. The Onion examines the pros and cons of alternative landscaping. PRO Fucks with stupid ants Delays climate apocalypse by 0.3 seconds Housing of pollinators provides great sou
LOS ANGELES—Touting the success of his intensive anti-aging regimen Project Blueprint, tech multimillionaire Bryan Johnson announced Monday that he had split back into a sperm and an egg. “Thanks to my team of regenerative health physicians, I have effectively reversed the aging process and have
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump confirmed on Friday that, instead of attending his son's wedding in the Bahamas, he had a very special surprise for him: Cuba.
WASHINGTON—In a dire health emergency that forced staffers to quickly mobilize to save the Cabinet member’s life, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was reportedly rushed to the gym Friday after suffering a sudden heart attack. “Quick, get him on an elliptical, now! He’s fading!” said
U.S. — The Democratic National Committee released its autopsy this week of what went wrong in the 2024 election cycle, the contents of which turned out to just be the results of an autopsy performed on former President Joe Biden.
NEW YORK—Warning that curt greetings and aggressive demands could be a sign someone was a scammer, JPMorgan Chase officials reminded customers Friday to only share banking information with people who seemed nice. “Fraudsters can use your online passwords and PINs to drain your accounts before yo
NEW YORK—Calling the innovation a remarkable step forward in removing fallible judgment from the game, MLB executives announced Friday that they would be attempting to reduce human error with new electronic bat boys. “Until now, MLB has depended on the discernment of 13-year-olds to ferry gear t
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A study found that Japanese eels have two different types of sperm, shedding light on why fisheries encountered such low fertility rates during artificial insemination. What do you think?
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U.S. — After sitting down for an interview with podcaster Candace Owens, Hunter Biden's reputation was reportedly in ruins.
GREENVILLE, SC — Sources revealed that the company-wide meeting scheduled today for all SynerTech employees was, in actuality, just for Phil.
CAMBRIDGE — Scholars at Cambridge University now believe the biblical John the Baptist only went by that name to distinguish himself from other prominent Johns of the period, particularly John the Presbyterian.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Popular house-purchasing platform Zillow added a new feature this week that helpfully informs users of which houses in Southern California are currently on fire.
Sports
The NCAA enforcement staff opened an investigation of the Ole Miss football program the same day that Clemson coach Dabo Swinney accused Rebels coach Pete Golding of tampering with linebacker Luke Ferrelli.
NASCAR driver Kyle Busch experienced shortness of breath, felt he was overheating and was coughing up blood the day before his death, according to a 911 call obtained Friday by The Associated Press.
Struggling Boston Red Sox shortstop Trevor Story could be out several weeks after sports hernia surgery.
Boxing superstar Canelo Alvarez is listed second on Forbes' list of highest-paid athletes behind soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.
José Caballero was activated by the Yankees and returned to shortstop for Friday's series opener against the Rays after spending tim on the 10-day IL with a broken right finger.
San Antonio's Dylan Harper will be a game-time decision for Game 3 against Oklahoma City on Friday night due to a right adductor injury, sources tell ESPN's Shams Charania.
The Congo team must isolate for 21 days or risk the ability to enter the U.S. for the World Cup as the country deals with an outbreak of Ebola, Andrew Giuliani told ESPN on Friday.
Who's getting paid this summer -- and how much? Bobby Marks examines the free agency future of 20 players, starting with the NBA's leading career scorer.
Giants defensive lineman Roy Robertson-Harris tore his Achilles at Thursday's OTA workout and is expected to miss the 2026 season, a source told ESPN.
Which key players might not be participating in this summer's tournament? Here's the latest info.
Colin Cowherd highlighted the progress that the Las Vegas Raiders made in the offseason, pointing to their quarterback and new coach.
Manchester United have officially confirmed the permanent appointment of interim head coach Michael Carrick on a two-year contract keeping him at Old Trafford until 2028.
The 2026 Wienie 500 is the perfect appetizer to the Indy 500.
Marcus Rashford called his England recall a "full-circle moment" and thanked Unai Emery and Hansi Flick for helping revive his career, but made no mention of Manchester United.
"All In" follows Will Power's early journey with his new team, Andretti Global, after almost two decades with Team Penske.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Manchester City have confirmed the expanded North Stand at the Etihad Stadium will be renamed the 'The Pep Guardiola Stand'.
Will we get a 24-team College Football Playoff? Here is what Joel Klatt is hearing.
The USA and Mexico are expected to be two of the most heavily-backed nations this summer. Here’s a look at their full 2026 FIFA World Cup odds.
Gerrit Cole returns to the mound on Friday. How will he fare in his comeback season?
Tech
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Lots of our most-recommended headphones, power banks, and other gadgets are on sale for Memorial Day.
The JPL's current contract with Caltech ends in 2028.
The acquisition struck many people as a bizarre mismatch, but it's really a sign of where Chinese ecommerce giants are already going.
Some of WIRED's favorite griddles, grills, and pellet smokers are as much as $250 off for Memorial Day weekend.
Trump Mobile admitted to the leak after people started finding that their information was publicly accessible.
Your modem and router are the dynamic duo you need to get online, so long as you don't mistake one for the other.
The search giant’s AI-crafted answers are so convenient, you’ll be sucked in—to the detriment of the web and the artists and thinkers behind it.
The Mandalorian and Grogu can't quite leave its TV origins behind.
We put the Oppo Find X9 Ultra up against the Vivo X300 Ultra to see which telephoto smartphone reigns supreme.
Which new TV should you buy? The Engadget Podcast dives into RGB LCDs, OLED and all the new TV tech
Made for those who hate having a TV in the home, Samsung’s Movingstyle monitor-on-wheels brings the entertainment when you need it and hides away in a closet when you don’t.
Looking for all our top recommended vacuums? Here are our favorites in every style we’ve tested, from stick vacs to robot vacuums.
Google I/O 2026 kicked off this week and to no one's surprise, it was almost completely about AI.
Swap out your creaky old box fan for a new model that lights up, mists, or even follows you around the room.
The many methods we use to gather data ultimately boil down to either counting or comparing.
Without the context of Valve’s Steam Machine (which is still MIA), this controller can’t fully dazzle players yet.
The company is making it easier for manufacturers to make more Gemini-powered smart devices.
Google's new AI features capitalize on the popularity of voice dictation, and a desire to leave the thinking to AI.
Airbnb is adding thousands of boutique hotels, new services and experiences to its app.
Entertainment
The wild JPMorgan Chase sexual harassment scandal has gotten even uglier ... because the female exec at the center of the explosive lawsuit says she's now being bombarded with rape threats, graphic sexual messages, and harassment after her former…
No one will race the No. 8 car after Kyle Busch's tragic death ... with Richard Childress Racing announcing the digit will be suspended in his honor until his son, Brexton, is ready to join NASCAR. The decision was shared on Friday ... with Busch's…
A Vice Admiral's recent interview on Fox News has caused the internet to go into a full-blown meltdown ... with many insisting he wore a mask on TV for some reason -- and now the network's weighing in. Here's the deal ... Vice Admiral Robert…
Ray J is learning from the best as he prepares for his upcoming MMA fight against Supa Hot Fire ... because we have video of him training with MMA icons Chuck Liddell and Rampage Jackson. "The Iceman" -- with an impressive 21-9 record -- got…
Blake Griffin traded poster dunks for bikini-filled boat days ... but he's still bringing serious heat overseas with fiancée Francesca Aiello! Feast your eyes ... the retired NBA star and the Frankies Bikinis founder were spotted living their…
What started as a missing person’s case for TV actor Stewart McLean is now being investigated as a possible homicide ... according to police. Royal Canadian Mounted Police have announced they’re transitioning the Canadian actor’s…
Donald Trump owes his son, Don Jr., and his bride, Bettina Anderson, a great gift ... because he's officially skipping their wedding down in The Bahamas. POTUS announced the news on Truth Social Friday afternoon ... telling his followers he would…
Donald Trump Jr. and Bettina Anderson are officially official ... because the couple quietly was wed ahead of their lavish Bahamas wedding weekend. According to the marriage certificate, obtained by TMZ, Don Jr. and Bettina checked the legal box…
Michael Jackson’s estate is firing back at the late pop star’s former friends, who are suing for alleged sex trafficking ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, the estate slammed Edward Cascio and his three siblings, who…
Newly resurfaced body cam footage captures the devastating moment police officers arrived at Dominic Russo’s family home to tell his mother her son had died in the high-speed crash involving his girlfriend, Mackenzie Shirilla. Warning: the…
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