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The Giants got their top choice in edge rusher Reese, who posted 6.5 sacks and 10 tackles for loss as a first-team All-American at Ohio State.
Rueben Bain fell to the Buccaneers at No. 15 overall in the NFL draft after teams reportedly had concerns about his arm length and driving history.
The Giants drafted Ohio State's Arvell Reese at No. 5 and Miami's Francis Mauigoa at No. 10, addressing the trenches under new head coach John Harbaugh.
Fernando Mendoza experienced the thrill of being taken No. 1 overall in the NFL Draft alongside his family from the comfort of his own home.
Tom Brady welcomed Raiders No. 1 pick Fernando Mendoza on social media and offered advice to all incoming rookies joining the NFL this draft weekend.
A former teacher who was nicknamed "Mr. Wonderful" has been charged with three counts of rape involving two former students who allege years of abuse and grooming.
The Los Angeles Rams surprised fans by drafting Alabama quarterback Ty Simpson at No. 13 in the 2026 NFL Draft to eventually succeed Matthew Stafford.
Cardinals draft Notre Dame running back Jeremiyah Love with the No. 3 overall pick in 2026 NFL Draft
The Arizona Cardinals drafted Notre Dame running back Jeremiyah Love with the third overall pick in the 2026 NFL Draft to boost their rushing offense.
The Cleveland Browns traded the No. 6 overall pick to the Kansas City Chiefs for three picks, then drafted offensive tackle Spencer Fano of Utah at No. 9 in the NFL Draft.
HUD halted enforcement of an Obama-era rule on gender identity in federally funded housing and shelters, shifting policy to recognize only biological sex.
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OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — A local architect contracted to design the new location for First Testimony Crosspointe Church was reportedly fired and escorted from the construction site after suggesting the building include a steeple.
Whoa, man. Check it out: That's a free couch sitting on the side of the road there. Not a chair. Not a love seat. A whole friggin' couch.
JERUSALEM — In a surprising new discovery that coincides with recent news headlines, biblical scholars confirmed that Judas Iscariot likely received his 30 pieces of silver from the Southern Poverty Law Center.
SAN JOSE, CA—With his explanation collapsing within seconds under the scrutiny of his parents, local toddler Timmy Herman reportedly felt the walls closing in on him Thursday after he claimed the TV broke itself. “So you’re telling me you just walked into the living room and the TV shattered a
For decades, the folks at the Southern Poverty Law Center have done far more than just advocacy. The group has also generously donated millions of dollars to support carefully vetted organizations that are likewise committed to the causes of tolerance and justice.
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom finally admitted today that he has no real desire to become President of the United States and is actually just looking for an excuse to leave California.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington Democrats defended their unquenchable thirst for unlimited power on Thursday, confirming that saving democracy requires one party to seize total power and rule forever.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration announced on Thursday that it would be proposing the legalization of marijuana for anyone with medical needs or anyone who has to fly on a Spirit Airlines flight.
U.S. — In what has become one of America's most cherished annual traditions, a giddy nation will gather around its televisions this evening to see which young man will have his career killed by the Cleveland Browns.
WASHINGTON—Bowing his head as he solemnly recited the fast food offerings, President Donald Trump conducted a marathon reading of the Arby’s menu Thursday in an effort to appeal to the nation’s meat lovers. “French Dip Royale, Classic Beef ’N Cheddar, Double Beef ’N Cheddar, Half Pound B
Following a Supreme Court ruling striking down Trump’s tariffs, the administration has begun the process of allowing businesses to apply for refunds. Here’s what you need to know about tariff refunds. Q: Why did the Supreme Court rule against Trump’s tariffs? A: The cult of personality surroun
ST. LOUIS—Revealing a drastic decline in regular honey-wine consumption among youths, a new study published by researchers at Saint Louis University found that Generation Z drinks far fewer flagons of mead than medieval generations did. “We observed that, as opposed to their predecessors, young
LGBTQ dating app Grindr will host its first-ever White House Correspondents dinner party on Friday night before the event. What do you think?
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A humanoid robot in Beijing finished a half marathon in 50 minutes and 26 seconds, about almost seven minutes faster than the human world record. What do you think?
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BURBANK, CA—Hinting at an exciting new phase for the beloved franchise, the Walt Disney Co. released a statement Friday promising Star Wars fans a new era of blind stabs at what they seemed to like before. “Fans of the rich world George Lucas created can expect a consistent output of wildly vary
WASHINGTON—Alleging that the shows had grown shamefully timid and unexciting to watch in recent years, a furious President Donald Trump posted a lengthy Truth Social rant late last night in which he claimed circuses were not violent enough. “When I was a kid, a lot more people and animals got hu
Nicholas Geary, 52, died peacefully Monday. Quite peacefully, in fact— almost indifferently, as though he couldn’t care less.
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Sports
Where will the best players still on the board land on Day 2? We projected the next 68 picks of the NFL draft.
What were the best and worst picks of Round 1? Which trades really stood out? And what can we expect going into Day 2?
We're grading the most impactful trades of the 2026 NFL draft, including three deals by the Bills.
We're following every trade made during the NFL draft, from Round 1 all the way through the end of Round 7.
The Eagles made a trade with the division rival Cowboys on Thursday night, selecting USC wide receiver Makai Lemon with the No. 20 pick.
After taking Ohio State safety Caleb Downs at No. 11, thanks to a trade with the Dolphins, the Cowboys selected UCF edge rusher Malachi Lawrence with the 23rd pick after moving down from No. 20 in a trade with the Eagles.
The New York Giants addressed both sides of the ball Thursday in the first round of the NFL draft, selecting Ohio State linebacker Arvell Reese with the fifth pick and then taking Miami offensive lineman Francis Mauigoa at No. 10.
CJ McCollum hit a fadeaway jumper with 12.5 seconds left, lifting the Hawks to a 2-1 lead over the Knicks in their first-round playoff series Thursday night.
The Chiefs moved up in the NFL draft Thursday night, acquiring the No. 6 pick from the Browns and using it to select LSU cornerback Mansoor Delane. Cleveland took Spencer Fano at No. 9.
The 2026 NFL draft picks can be compared by any number of statistical categories. Here are some of the more subjective superlatives from the event.
Two Ohio State stars are on the heels of David Bailey on the DROY oddsboard. See the odds.
Will the first QB or first RB taken win the Offensive Rookie of the Year award? See the early odds.
The NBA playoffs are here. Check out the odds for each first-round series.
After an action-packed first night of the draft, here's an early look at how the second round might play out.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Round 1 is complete, but plenty of talent remains. Here are Rob Rang's top 100 players available as the 2026 NFL Draft shifts to Day 2.
Who won and lost the first round of the 2026 NFL Draft? Here are our five takeaways.
What to know about these key World Cup players, from living legends to goal machines and youngsters.
Here are all the trades from the 2026 NFL Draft.
FOX Sports draft expert Rob Rang analyzed and graded every first-round selection. Did your team make the right move?
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United States soldier Gannon Ken Van Dyke has been arrested and charged for placing bets on prediction marketplace Polymarket using classified information he had access to related to the capture of former Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro. The US Army Special Forces master sergeant, who was direc
The master sergeant allegedly used classified intel to profit on the capture of Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro, marking the first US arrest for insider trading on a prediction market.
Anthropic is expanding its directory of connected services for its Claude AI chatbot. The platform can now link up with your accounts on AllTrails, Audible, Booking.com, Instacart, Intuit Credit Karma, Intuit TurboTax, Resy, Spotify, StubHub, Taskrabbit, Thumbtack, TripAdvisor, Uber, Uber Eats and V
Researchers have finally cracked Fast16, mysterious code capable of silently tampering with calculation and simulation software. It was created in 2005—and likely deployed by the US or an ally.
As the platform expands abroad, it’s taking steps to separate Chinese users from the international audiences it once brought together.
Microsoft is planning to get rid of more US employees via its first voluntary buyout program, CNBC reports. The buyout program will reportedly be offered to US employees at "the senior director level and below whose years of employment and age add up to 70 or higher," and could cover up to 7 percent
Meta is making another steep cut to its staff, this time to the tune of a 10 percent reduction in its workforce. About 8,000 people will be laid off and about 6,000 open jobs will also be eliminated, according to Bloomberg.In an internal memo from Janelle Gale, Meta's head of human resources, the la
In this week’s episode of Uncanny Valley, we talk about Tim Cook’s legacy as CEO at Apple and what his long-rumored departure means for the future of one of the world's biggest companies.
I would love to tell you everything about my favorite game of the year so far. But that would be doing a great disservice to Titanium Court. I'm not even sure I could explain it all, anyway.Titanium Court is a run-based game with elements of permanent progression, so it's technically a roguelite. Ho
X is closing its Communities feature in May, X Head of Product Nikita Bier has announced. Communities were introduced before Twitter was acquired and rebranded by Elon Musk, and act as a way for users to create, join and moderate public groups focused on a particular interest. Communities make it po
CS 153 has gone viral on the Palo Alto campus—and on X. Not everyone is happy about it.
The Greenhouse Gas Protocol, a widely used international environmental standard for measuring and reporting emissions, is considering changes to how certain types of the emissions are reported. Advocates for the new guidance argue that the current rules make it too easy for businesses to overstate t
Apple TV just dropped a real-deal trailer for Star City, after releasing a short teaser earlier this year. It's a spinoff of For All Mankind, but this new show examines the alt-history space race from the Soviet perspective.
In other words, this is a trailer steeped in Cold War-era paranoia. Secret
Rivian has begun production of its R2 SUV. However, you can't get one just yet: The first customer deliveries (of the most expensive version) aren't expected until later this spring.On Wednesday, CEO RJ Scaringe drove the first electric SUV off the production line at the company's Normal, IL, factor
If you’re a Switch 2 owner itching for something new to play and you happen to be partial to an Annapurna Interactive game, then boy is it your lucky day. The prolific indie publisher has announced that five of its titles are coming to Switch 2, three in the form of next-gen upgrades and two for t
Interviews with current and former Palantir employees, along with internal Slack messages obtained by WIRED, suggest a workforce in turmoil.
Entertainment
New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel says he hasn't lived up to his own standards amid his tawdry scandal involving former Athletic journalist Dianna Russini. In a press conference Thursday before the start of the NFL Draft, Vrabel…
The Las Vegas Raiders officially have their franchise quarterback, selecting Fernando Mendoza, the gunslinging Heisman Trophy winner, with the first overall pick in the 2026 NFL Draft. Let's keep it a buck ... everyone knew Vegas was going to pick…
Another star of "Storage Wars" has broken their silence about the sudden death of Darrell Sheets ... and this one is quite notable. Dave Hester posted a video tribute on Thrusday ... saying he was heartbroken to learn Darrell apparently took his…
Brandi Glanville is not on Scheana Shay's side -- shocker -- especially when it comes to Lisa Vanderpump. She was reminiscing about her relationship with LVP to cohost James Maas on the latest episode of the "Brandi Glanville Unfiltered" ... when…
Offset is shaking off a brush with death ... saying he's back on the grind after getting shot. The rapper sat down with Andy Bachman on the "Creators Inc. Podcast" and they talked about his recent shooting incident in Florida. Offset did the…
Coachella may've wrapped, but Stagecoach 2026 commences this weekend ... The celebs will swap Hollywood for the desert heat and hit the music festival for a full-on hoedown! Pull up your bootstraps -- it’s time to kick it with our smokin' hot…
Sandra Lee's ex-fiancé Ben Youcef is speaking out on their split ... and his message is all about gratitude, respect, and moving forward. Through his rep, Brandon Cohen of BAC Talent, Ben tells TMZ ... "Over the past 5 years Sandra Lee and I…
Beyoncé's dance captain is apologizing for ripping Virgin Voyages for an alleged incident on the cruise line ... she's walking back her claims, and it sounds like she spouted off before getting her facts straight. Here's the deal ... Ashley…
Sherrone Moore's former assistant is breaking her silence after the coach's stunning downfall ... claiming he had "complete control" over her during their secret affair and used that power to keep her trapped. Paige Shiver sat down with ABC News in…
It's been a wild couple of weeks for Taylor Frankie Paul ... and she's taking a step back for herself by ditching social media. Here's the deal ... TFP's Instagram and TikTok were deleted on Wednesday ... and fans were left asking, WTF is going on,…
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