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A North Korea expert said the U.S. can never take its eye off Kim Jong Un and the Korean Peninsula after North Korea test-fired a missile this week.
The HARO EKG-seat by Hamberger Medical records a six-lead EKG in 30 seconds while you sit, scanning for atrial fibrillation and irregular heartbeat.
Beyond Kyrie Irving's apology from Stephen A. Smith, Novak Djokovic and three other athletes still await media accountability for their stance.
Rep. Andy Harris claims Gov. Wes Moore is pushing a Maryland ballot amendment to eliminate his district in furtherance of presidential ambitions.
Jason and Megan Showers face decades in prison after allegedly throwing an explosive device marked "BYE BYE" into their 72-year-old neighbor's yard.
Alliance Defending Freedom warns the Protect College Sports Act could undermine 27 state laws keeping men out of women's sports despite its intent.
Conor McGregor posted a video confirming his ACL surgery was a success, naming Dominick Cruz, Georges St. Pierre, and Tom Brady as motivation.
Quinshon Judkins' spin move in "College Football 25" sparked online petitions, but he's just one of five completely broken NCAA video game players.
Mark Halperin called streamer Hasan Piker a "horrible person" as the party faces criticisms over some of the candidates' ties to the far-left personality.
Dak Prescott addressed his broken engagement to Sarah Jane Ramos for the first time, warning that many reports about the split contained false narratives.
Satire
KYIV — President Donald Trump scheduled an emergency trip to Ukraine to ask President Zelenskyy for American missiles.
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Deborah Fitzgerald and Quentin Korda: The happy couple were wed in a quiet ceremony attended by 20 friends and one new virus the rest of the world will learn about soon enough.
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ROME—In addition to crossing his arms and shaking his head as he listened to the tech billionaire spread blatant misinformation about the End Times, the Antichrist reportedly rolled his eyes Monday throughout a lecture given by Peter Thiel. “This second-rate charlatan doesn’t know the first g
As late summer gives way to early fall, many Americans will head to the fair and seek out their favorite regional delicacies. Here are The Onion’s top state fair foods. Smoked Carny Leg Whole Branzino On A Stick Big Ol’ Gulp From The Hose Tums Egg Roll Tarred-And-Feathered Corn Dog Deep-Fried
CLARKTON, NC—Stressing the need to get a grip and think clearly for a second, local man Ryan Kruze, who had just accidentally shot someone, reportedly urged all the people around him on Friday to calm down. “Okay, everyone, let’s just take a deep breath and pull ourselves together,” said Kr
Representatives of pop star and actress Ariana Grande announced she is taking a break from public life, citing “endless, ongoing public scrutiny” of her health and physical appearance. What do you think?
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An estimated 9% of Americans will have an eating disorder in their lifetime. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding eating disorders. MYTH: Most people with eating disorders are young. FACT: They just look young because of how thin and beautiful they are. MYTH: Only a doctor can diagno
Burritos are really, really expensive these days, apparently. But fear not — there are still ways to get them without having to shell out $20 a pop. You just have to know the right tricks.
CHICAGO, IL — One local customer was caught off guard by a new policy at his favorite restaurant chain, as the Chipotle cashier told the man that there would be an extra charge for no Salmonella.
HOLLYWOOD, CA — A defunct Falcon 9 SpaceX rocket crashed into a Hollywood sound stage on Wednesday night, leaving an enormous crater almost 75 feet wide.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A committee from the United States Senate announced today that they were finally joining the rest of the nation in holding Anthony Fauci in contempt.
WASHINGTON—Pleading with recipients to use their hard-earned cash more productively, a Democratic National Committee fundraising email sent out Thursday urged voters to find something better to do with their money. “There are so many incredible things you can put your money toward that are more
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With concerns over the affordability of burritos sweeping the nation, President Donald Trump addressed the crisis head-on by tapping the nation's Strategic Burrito Reserve.
CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — A team of leading physicists at the University of Cambridge theorized the existence of a motion picture that does not feature actress Zendaya.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Due to a reportedly depleted supply of ballistic missiles following months of bombardment, military officials confirmed this week that "Operation Epic Fury" had officially been downgraded to "Operation Mildly Aggressive Fury."
Well, sir, it pains me to say this, but it appears we are at loggerheads: I have said my piece. You have responded in kind. Yet despite my best efforts—and considerable hunger—we seem to have reached an impasse over what $24.99 worth of shrimp looks like. As you know, Kyle, I have been a loyal [
MYRTLE BEACH, SC—Sighing loudly as she gazed at the empty countertop in the family’s rented condo, vacationing mom Jan Freehorn told reporters Friday that she missed her Alexa. “This is the first time I’ve left Alexa home all by herself,” said the visibly distraught mother, wondering alou
Sports
A misdemeanor gun charge against All-Star Cleveland Cavaliers guard James Harden in Texas has been dismissed.
Rams coach Sean McVay said Thursday he doesn't have an answer to whether Aaron Donald will come out of retirement this season but added that the former All-Pro defensive tackle "looked outstanding" during his workout with the team Tuesday.
Offensive lineman Cole Hutson, following minicamp participation with the Browns and Cowboys, has returned to Texas after regaining a fifth year of eligibility.
Kawhi Leonard had an undisclosed sponsorship agreement allegedly worth millions of dollars with the company that designed the Clippers' videoboard, Pablo Torre reported on his podcast Thursday.
Caleb Durbin lined a single to center field off Erick Fedde in the 13th inning to score Nick Sogard, and the Boston Red Sox rallied to beat the Chicago White Sox 12-11 on Thursday night to extend their winning streak to eight games.
Two men were escorted from their courtside seats in Gainbridge Fieldhouse during the third quarter of the Aces and Fever matchup on Thursday.
Carson Beck completed 15 of 19 passes for 188 yards and a touchdown for a quarterback rating of 125.4 in the Cardinals' 33-30 loss to the Panthers in the Hall of Fame Game.
The Dallas Mavericks' bounty for Cooper Flagg's 1-of-1 debut patch autograph card includes a plethora of items.
Jahmyr Gibbs and the Lions reached agreement on a three-year, $67.5 million deal that could be worth up to $75.75 million and includes $51.5 million guaranteed, his agent Todd France announced on social media.
Here's the story on how the iconic Ocho event was created -- and a firsthand account on how challenging it is to compete.
A weekly look at MLB's standings and how they are informing the postseason picture.
Houston's superstar has a chance to make history at the plate. Will he do it? See the odds.
The Red Sox swept the season series against the White Sox, the Cubs ran it off, Ronald Acuña Jr. got two homers with some help, Austin Hedges does his best Ohtani impression and more from Thursday's MLB action.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Will TTU nab more wins than Texas? Is UNC staring at another year of futility? "The Bear" gives his take on that and more ahead of the season.
Joaquin Niemann fired a bogey-free 64 Round 1 to grab a two-shot lead at LIV Golf New York Bedminster.
The college football news cycle never stops. With that in mind, here's a tracker of offseason buzz across the sport.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
Watch the 2026 INDYCAR Grand Prix of Portland on Sunday, Aug. 9 at 4 p.m. ET on FOX and FOX One. See the full schedule and streaming options.
Which drivers could actually, seriously, catch Alex Palou in the INDYCAR championship race's final push?
Tech
Lanterns, Dark Matter, and the original Star Trek are just a few of the TV shows you should be watching right now.
USB drives have outlasted a lot of other tech through the years. Is it time for the industry to move on?
The mayor of New York City has assembled a crew of Silicon Valley and United States Digital Service veterans to overhaul city services with better software.
The use of AI systems to create viruses opens up new possibilities for combating bacterial resistance. It also raises concerns about the pace at which technology is outstripping regulation.
We’re still in the dog days of summer—keep your cool with deals on the best fans we’ve tested for on the go and at home.
If you use a Qi or MagSafe charger, it's important for your phone and the charging speed that you get the right kind of case.
SK Hynix has announced that it will invest $38.1 billion to build two new memory chip facilities in South Korea.
Not all features are equal when it comes to securing your data.
The EU's sovereign satellite broadband service is now moving towards full-scale deployment.
A great app experience turns this wireless stereo setup into a capable hub for your home audio.
I tested the best webcams across various prices to find the top option. Here’s what I learned.
These powerful, high-capacity portable batteries are the best ones when laptop charging is a priority. All have at least 20,000 mAh, enough to charge most laptops twice.
As gaming laptop prices continue to rise, it’s increasingly difficult to find affordable options that aren’t terrible. Here are your best options based on performance and cost.
Kimi K3 also found loopholes in its sandbox environment that allowed it to access the internet.
This burgeoning wearable tech lets you talk to an AI assistant, listen to music, or check out a display screen from the comfort of your very own face.
Many young men are driven to resentment and are financially exploited as influencers sell them classes, pills, and the illusion of clout, a new report reveals.
WIRED spoke with Tucker Bryant, an artist and former Google employee who created ChatTJB to get people to reflect on the “strange moment” we’re in.
A judge has ruled that Meta is a public nuisance and has to pay fine that will go towards funding state programs.
WeatherNext can deliver a 15-day forecast predicting storms' track and intensity.
The congressman thinks it's time for a "Data Center Bill of Rights."
Entertainment
Sophia Laforteza of KATSEYE is taking a break from the group to focus on her mental health ... making her the second member to step away this year. Sophia and the band posted messages about the break Friday, with SL saying ... "Making this decision…
Tyriq Withers and Chase Infiniti won't be together from now until infinity ... 'cause the pair have split ... TMZ has learned. It's unclear what caused the breakup ... but our sources tell us Tyriq and Chase are no longer dating. The power couple's…
When Peter Parker called himself your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man ... this probably wasn't what he had in mind ... President Trump's White House has the Marvel hero slinging webs to help Immigration and Customs Enforcement. The White House's…
Conor McGregor, shirtless and sun-soaked, hit up social media with a health update that leaves zero doubt about his intentions ... he's hellbent on returning to the Octagon! In the new video, posted Friday morning, the former UFC double champ…
Earth, Wind & Fire drummer John Paris is the band member who suffered a medical emergency that forced the group to postpone its San Francisco concert ... sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ. We're told none of the group's three…
Anything can happen on live TV ... but news anchors don't always catch themselves as well as this dude, who put the clamps on his mouth right before issuing a swear at the sight of a car crash. KJ Jacobs was giving a routine weather report for WCPO…
Michael Jackson's nephew says he isn't holding a grudge against Perez Hilton ... he's praying for the gossip mogul who self-harmed on a live stream ... despite Perez spending years targeting his famous family. TJ Jackson -- son of the late Tito…
Mama June isn't judging daughter Pumpkin for diving into hardcore sex on OnlyFans ... but she tells TMZ she hopes Pumpkin is seeing a serious payday out of it ... because "all money ain't good money." June tells us Pumpkin is a grown woman who can…
Former youth basketball prodigy Julian Newman is taking his sister's alleged private video leak in stride ... claiming the unfortunate situation will make Jaden more famous than Kim Kardashian. The Newmans -- who first went viral for their success…
Cam'ron's not playing around with a member of Cardi B's team anymore ... demanding money he feels he's owed from a studio session ... and using alleged NSFW messages as leverage. Here's the deal ... Cam'ron hopped on the Revolt show, "Talk With…
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