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Texas reports nearly quadruple the whooping cough cases than last year, with over 3,500 infections. Health officials urge vaccination as pertussis spreads statewide.
Lawyers for the Trump administration told the Supreme Court their SNAP appeal was moot, after the president signed a funding bill to resume full payments for the food aid program.
Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez filed a privileged resolution to rebuke Rep. Jesus "Chuy" García for his late withdrawal from re-election that cleared a path for his chief of staff to run.
Dramatic 911 calls reveal South Carolina judge's family trapped in house fire as 81-year-old husband jumps from second-floor window, breaking legs in escape.
MSNBC host Jen Psaki called former White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre's book about becoming an independent "outdated" during a conversation at Harvard University.
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off "Dawson's Creek" and "Varsity Blues" memorabilia to fund his cancer treatment. The actor announced his diagnosis in 2024.
Harjinder Singh, an illegal alien truck driver from India, appeared in Florida court for a hearing on vehicular homicide charges in a crash that killed three people.
Sun editor Harry Cole slammed the BBC’s "brazen" edit of Trump’s January 6 remarks, saying the network is "reaping what it sowed" as top executives step down.
Sen. John Fetterman hospitalized after ventricular fibrillation episode causes fall during a morning walk in Pennsylvania, his office said. The senator is recovering with minor facial injuries.
Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Thursday that an individual attempted to confront U.S. Attorney Alina Habba and "destroyed property in her office."
Satire
BOULDER, CO—Stressing that it represented an ideal opportunity to see one of nature’s greatest wonders, scientists at the NOAA Space Weather Prediction Center confirmed Thursday that the aurora borealis would be visible on Google Images tonight. “For this entire evening, the northern lights wi
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The 208-year-old publication Farmers’ Almanac, not to be confused with the more famous Old Farmers’ Almanac, will cease publication with its 2026 edition, citing rising production and distribution costs in the shifting media landscape.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — After 232 years of continuous production, the final U.S. penny was minted in Philadelphia on Wednesday. To fill the void left in its absence, President Donald Trump reportedly instructed the U.S. Mint to move away from traditional currency and transition directly into the develo
PALO ALTO, CA — A recent survey conducted by an advanced digital algorithm conclusively determined that the most oppressed person in the history of the world is, without a doubt, Michelle Obama.
Sarah Carney, 64, died peacefully last weekend. In lieu of flowers, the family asks if you would mind picking up one of her legs and lifting her body together on the count of three.
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So many musicians were hired for this pair’s lavish wedding band that a new instrument had to be invented called the harmoniaphone.
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For those who know what “crenellated” means, like we do, this house has it (or them). Crenels here, crenels there. Just a ton of that good stuff. Reference #49308
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BROCKTON, MA—Acknowledging that he doesn’t get the chance to say it that often, but emphasizing that it doesn’t make it any less true, the father of local resident Eric Flores reportedly called him Thursday night just to say he loves King Crimson. “Hey, champ, I wanted to drop you a line to
LAS VEGAS—Shaking his head in frustration after staff pulled yet another wriggling cottontail from the canvas mat, UFC president Dana White expressed disbelief Friday that rabbits were still somehow managing to get beneath the Octagon fence. “We’ve tried everything—chicken wire, garlic spra
WASHINGTON—Dismissing the swashbuckling sci-fi romp as “a total hoax” amid growing scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had written a 36-volume comic titled Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles. Obtained last month by the Hou
Japan deployed troops into its northern rural regions to combat a surge in bear attacks that has already killed a record 12 people since April, as experts link the crisis to climate change and rural depopulation. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Senate approving a new funding bill and sending it across the hall for a House of Representatives vote set for Wednesday night, a group of top Democrats somberly removed their sombreros to signal the end of the government shutdown.
U.S. — Longtime UFC commentator Joe Rogan has officially signed a contract with Spirit Airlines to cover mid-air fights.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bit of uplifting news today, a group of senile senior citizens in the D.C. area will finally be able to say that they have jobs.
HEAVEN — After throwing off this mortal coil, local man Kevin Reese was prepared to give an account of his life to God, only to find himself in line right behind Tim Tebow.
Sports
Doug Greenberg takes a look at how San Marino could potentially still advance in World Cup qualifying -- but only if they lose.
Baylor athletic director and College Football Playoff chairman Mack Rhoades is taking a leave of absence from both positions for personal reasons.
The NFL filed a grievance against the NFL Players Association, asking the union to stop its annual team report cards, according to documents obtained by ESPN.
Paul Skenes, while accepting the NL Cy Young Award, pushed back against a report that he has told teammates he is eager to move on from the Pirates.
Fans of Major League Soccer will no longer need an Apple TV Season Pass to watch matches in the 2026 season, sources told ESPN.
Padres chairman John Seidler on Thursday said his family is in the process of exploring "strategic options" for the franchise, including selling the team.
Maple Leafs captain Auston Matthews could miss up to a week of action with a lower-body injury, coach Craig Berube confirmed on Thursday.
Former NFL star wide receiver Antonio Brown walked out of a Miami jail on Thursday, released on $25,000 bail after pleading not guilty to a second-degree attempted murder charge.
No one said life is fair, Cougars, particularly when it comes to the Bottom 10.
Notre Dame star Hannah Hidalgo set a school record with 44 points and broke the NCAA mark with 16 steals to lead the Fighting Irish in a rout of Akron.
Baylor AD Mack Rhoades has stepped down from his role as chairman of the College Football Playoff selection committee.
Antonio Brown has been released from a Miami jail a day after pleading not guilty to second-degree attempted murder.
FOX Sports, in partnership with the Boys & Girls Clubs of America, honored the 2025-2026 National Youth of the Year with opportunities for a better today and future.
Check out the odds for each NFL Week 11 game, beginning with Jets-Patriots on Thursday.
Joel Klatt previewed the Texas Longhorns vs. Georgia Bulldogs and the Oklahoma Sooners vs. Alabama Crimson Tide. He analyzed how each of these teams could solidify playoff spots with wins against conference opponents. Joel explained why he trsts Georgia more over Texas and why Alabama needs to get t
Chris "The Bear" Fallica delivers his best bets and his Bear Bytes for Week 12 of the college football season. Dive in.
Fifth-round rookie Tory Horton has been able to break through for the Seahawks this season. His next test will be his toughest, though, as he also goes head-to-head with his idol.
Joel Klatt previewed the Big Noon Kickoff game between the Michigan Wolverines and the Northwestern Wildcats. He analyzed if Michigan's run game can stay dominant. Joel also broke down how Northwestern's run game can get going against Michigan's defense.
Only four teams have ever reached the postseason after starting 1-5. For the Ravens to be the fifth, Lamar Jackson needs to work his magic.
Two major SEC clashes are on the minds of bettors and bookmakers ahead of CFB Week 12. Patrick Everson delivers the college football midweek betting report.
Tech
You could save big on Apple's most recently released and most powerful wrist hardware.
You can already get a solid deal on a Roomba robot vacuum a couple of weeks before Black Friday kicks off in earnest. iRobot's entry-level Roomba 104 Vac robot vacuum is available for 40 percent off right now, taking its normal $250 price to a record low of $150.
In iRobot's lineup of robot vacuums
Red Dead Redemption will finally be available on mobile devices, but only for Netflix subscribers. This was discovered by prolific news source and deals curator Wario64, who also revealed a release date of December 4. The game will be free to play on both iOS and Android devices and will include the
During my many hours playing Vampire Survivors I often wondered what it would feel like to have the absolutely insane bullet hell action extremely close to my eyeballs. Now my dream is being fulfilled, as there's a VR port for Meta Quest headsets.
The appropriately-named Vampire Survivors VR costs $
Apple has introduced a new plan for developers who offer mini-apps that could see the commission rate cut in half. Under the App Store Mini Apps Partner Program, devs would pay a reduced rate of 15 percent, compared to the current 30 percent, on qualifying in-app purchases. Apple has a bunch of more
During Disney's latest earnings call, CEO Bob Iger spoke about next steps for the Disney+ streaming service, and he noted that the entertainment giant has had "productive conversations" with potential AI partners. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Disney+ might soon play host to user-generated sh
It's been clear for some time that all is not well at Ubisoft. Between games not meeting the company's sales expectations, studio closures, downsizing elsewhere and sexual misconduct issues, it's been a rocky past several years for the company. But now it seems something else may be going on at the
Walmart is offering its Walmart+ subscription at half off for new sign-ups, and it includes a choice of either Peacock Premium or Paramount+ Essential. The deal for new subscribers is just $49 for the first year, marked down from $98.
The real value is in selecting Peacock Premium, which would norm
TikTok introduced a new "bulletin board" feature for creators that allows them to blast out updates directly to their followers' inboxes. The idea is similar to broadcast channels on Instagram or Telegram's one-way messaging feature. People who opt to join a creator's bulletin board will receive up
Budgeting can be a stressful, challenging and uncomfortable experience. While it's completely possible to do it on your own, we've become fans of a few great budgeting apps. Take our favorite budgeting app Quicken, which is having a 50 percent off sale for Black Friday.
The Quicken Simplifi app is
Lego is cutting prices for Black Friday and Cyber Monday. I'm a lifelong Lego lover, and my younger self would have squealed at some of the deals I'm seeing — as I'm betting is true for many of you. With so many to choose from, you'll be able to find one that makes a great gift for anyone who you
Militia leader Stewart Rhodes, who was convicted for his role in the January 6 attack, is asking potential new members and supporters to send money. Former allies are unconvinced.
Ancient buildings and old bones aren’t getting in the way of the transition.
Looking for the best bed frame? Our top pick is the Classic Bed from Thuma. Explore our other favorites, which include options for all budgets and tastes.
It doesn't look or feel quite like a OnePlus phone, but with battery life like this, who cares?
These WIRED-tested computer speakers, from stereo speakers to surround sound, will suit any budget.
From long-lasting everyday staples to toe-friendly blister busters, here are the best WIRED-tested socks to tackle every run.
You might see your coworkers in only two dimensions, but don’t let that stop you from looking your best.
This is Nothing’s cheapest Android yet, but it dilutes the brand and falls short of the competition.
Shopping for tiny people is intimidating. Good news: We did it for you.
Entertainment
A high-end trading card shop owned by Tom Brady was robbed in New York City of nearly $10,000 worth of baseball and Pokémon cards, according to police. The NYPD says the incident occurred shortly before noon on October 20 ... when a man at…
Lady Gaga put on a brave face for the cameras while shooting "A Star Is Born" ... even as she was dealing with issues so serious she needed psychiatric medication to handle them. The singer-songwriter discussed this difficult chapter in her life…
More health issues for Senator John Fetterman ... he's in the hospital after falling to the ground and smashing his face. The Pennsylvania politician was transported to a Pittsburgh hospital Thursday after he "sustained a fall near his home" on an…
Zachery Ty Bryan is speaking out following his latest instance of domestic violence ... calling the situation a "painful wake-up call." The "Home Improvement" alum tells TMZ he's on a "journey toward personal growth" and that he is taking full…
Sound the alarm, there's a new Hollywood couple on the strip ... Blueface is out of prison and enjoying life with Hazel-E by his side! TMZ Hip Hop caught up with both Blueface and Hazel-E at TAO in Hollywood on Wednesday night ... and the newly…
Jessi and Jordan Ngatikaura are selling their Salt Lake City home after speculation that the pair were getting a divorce ... TMZ has learned. "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" stars' 6-bedroom, 5-bath property hit the market Thursday with a $2.499…
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The Weeknd is stepping up to help Jamaicans impacted by Hurricane Melissa ... donating a bunch of money to help put food on their tables. The "Blinding Lights" singer is donating $350,000 from his XO Humanitarian Fund to support the World Food…
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle weren't ducking the cameras at Kris Jenner's huge 70th bash ... in fact, they were happy to be snapped all night long, TMZ has learned. Here's the deal ... pictures of the royal couple mingling with a slew of stars at…
Klay Thompson just unloaded on a pair of ex-NBA stars for their graphic chat about Megan Thee Stallion ... calling Patrick Beverley and Jason Williams "so disgusting and disturbing" for disrespecting his girlfriend. As we previously reported, White…
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