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Jonquel Jones posted 22 points, 13 rebounds and eight assists as Team Spoon topped Team Coop in a record-setting WNBA All-Star Game in Chicago.
Dominique Malonga caught a feed from Angel Reese and threw down a historic dunk, becoming the youngest player to accomplish the feat in an All-Star Game.
Solomon and Marozhina Sukonick were last seen in Lancaster with their father, and authorities say there is concern for the abducted children's well-being.
At least one person was shot and another detained after Harris County deputies responded to an active shooter report at Deerbrook Mall in Humble, Texas.
Karl Anthony-Towns attended a Chazaq fundraiser in New York City amid rising antisemitic hate crimes that account for roughly 60% of all incidents.
WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert addressed racism, misogyny, homophobia and threats against players but faced criticism for dodging key questions.
Ted Danson revealed on his podcast that he "f---ed up" his personal life so badly he didn't even realize that "Cheers" had ended back in 1993.
A federal appeals court blocked Trump's executive order on mail-in voting rules in 23 states, potentially sending the fight to the Supreme Court.
From Simone Biles to Caitlin Clark, here's what the biggest names in women's sports have said about transgender athletes competing against females.
Matvei Michkov pulled off a stunning Michigan goal at a charity game in Russia featuring Alex Ovechkin, Artemi Panarin, and Mikhail Sergachev.
Satire
AUSTIN, TX — Over the course of a ninety-minute transaction, Elon Musk became the sole and absolute owner of The Economist.
LOS ANGELES, CA — LeBron James has made the final free agency decision of his career, announcing that he will be taking his receding hairline to Philadelphia.
U.S. — Experts remain perplexed by a mysterious mental health disorder that causes people to stab Jews.
HOUSTON, TX — Representatives for Wells Fargo explained to local customer Jim Stephens that they did give all of the money in his checking account to a random hobo, but the company would make things right by coming to Jim's house to murder him and his family.
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Sighing as he prepared to board a bus to the airport for his return flight home, American tourist Ben Frachs reported feeling disappointed Friday to be leaving Scotland without having seen a single Fat Bastard. “I can’t believe I didn’t spot one Fat Bastard the whole time
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CHARLOTTE, NC—Admitting he was baffled that the seven days without whiskey hadn’t already made him a high-functioning member of society, local one-week sober man Trent Ross told reporters Friday he thought all his problems would have been fixed by now. “It’s been seven days since I had a dri
The Onion selects the best books to take on vacation this year.
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Whether you’re out on the town or throwing a cozy event at home, karaoke can be a fun and cathartic group activity. The Onion shares tips for your next karaoke night. Hold the microphone one to two inches into your mouth. Pick a crowd-pleasing oldie that everyone knows, like “Greensleeves” o
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New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani called on the federal government to execute the International Criminal Court’s arrest warrant for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu while he attends the U.N. General Assembly, claiming that New York City did not have the legal authority. What do you think
With her roles in the current and upcoming blockbusters The Odyssey, Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and Dune: Part Three, Zendaya is having a banner year. The Onion sat down with the star to discuss what’s new and what’s next. The Onion : What drew you to The Odyssey ? Zendaya: I’ve a
LOS ANGELES—Noting that the extra small available on the sales floor just wouldn’t work for his client, Zendaya’s stylist Law Roach reportedly asked a store associate Thursday if she had Tom Holland in any other sizes. “Excuse me? This sample size won’t work for Z, she’s very tall,” sa
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Jonquel Jones won game MVP honors after scoring 22 points and falling two assists shy of a triple-double to help Caitlin Clark and Team Spoon defeat Team Coop 129-122 in the WNBA All-Star Game.
Bowers and Newell took the next step in their lives together where it all began.
Rich Paul called the lead-up to LeBron James' decision to join the Sixers an "emotional roller coaster" that didn't end until early Friday morning.
49ers coach Kyle Shanahan suffered significant injuries in a car crash during his summer break in mid-July that will leave him limited as the team opens training camp.
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope has agreed to a buyout with the Grizzlies and plans to sign a one-year deal with the 76ers after clearing waivers, sources tell ESPN.
Anthony Joshua marked his return to the ring with a dramatic Round 2 knockout victory over Kristian Prenga on Saturday.
The Red Sox and Nationals swapped young talents, with Boston acquiring infielder Curtis Mead for left-hander Connelly Early.
Cardinals star TE Trey McBride offered a mea culpa Saturday for saying on a podcast in June that "there's no Arizona fans in Arizona."
Errol Spence Jr.'s highly anticipated return to boxing lasted just one fight, with the future Hall of Famer losing to Tim Tszyu by unanimous decision at Afterpay Arena in Sydney, Australia, and then announcing he would retire from the sport a second time.
Four players, including Jonquel Jones, got A+ marks. How did Saturday's other All-Star Game competitors fare?
Seattle Seahawks head coach Mike Macdonald opens training camp with key players on PUP list.
Shohei Ohtani has skipped a tentatively scheduled bullpen session, and won't throw off a mound again until his irritated left knee feels 100%.
Kalshi Promo Code FOXSPORTS Unlocks up to $500 in Bonuses for Anthony Joshua vs. Kristian Prenga.
The latest on Lionel Messi's status for the 2026 MLS All-Star Game on Wednesday at Bank of America Stadium.
Arsenal have emerged as shock contenders to land Real Madrid superstar Vinicius Junior as his contract stand-off at the Santiago Bernabeu continues.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
The 2026 MLB trade deadline is Monday, Aug. 3, at 6 p.m. ET. Here are the rumors, news and trades leading up to that day.
Los Angeles Rams head coach Sean McVay addressed the rumors surrounding Aaron Donald's potential return at training camp on Saturday.
We're keeping track of all the major milestones reached and records broken in MLB this season. Here's the latest!
New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft revealed that the team has made a record contract extension offer to cornerback Christian Gonzalez.
Tech
Venture through the afterlife of the gods while playing as Faye.
The latest findings could come with a fine of up to six percent of TikTok's annual revenue.
Building your solar panel system with some extra capacity makes managing it a bit easier.
A company spokesperson said that it's "still exploring all our options for the best approach."
If you need to juice up your phone in a hurry, there are more effective tactics than turning on airplane mode.
Qualcomm, the maker of processors powering numerous Android devices, is raising its prices.
Cloud storage isn't your only option.
Here are a few things to know if you're leaving Android for iPhone.
Go hands-free with voice commands.
YouTube is making it easier to add custom thumbnails for both short-form and long-form videos.
Friendly hobby machine or serious production tool? Here’s how to know which one is for you.
These e-readers are more useful in their old age than you might think.
I packed these Leatherology totes with laptops, chargers, and everything else my workday demands. Months later, they’re still the bags I keep reaching for.
Plus: Russian hackers are trying to steal US nuclear scientists’ emails, the State Department bans known scammers from entering the United States, and more.
I’ve been reviewing laptops for over a decade, and here's my advice on how to find the right laptop for you.
Over the last several years, the Imax format has taken on a few different forms—but only a few dozen theaters are capable of screening it in its full glory.
GoPro’s New Mission 1 cameras bring action cameras to a higher level with a larger sensor and more cinematic footage.
Scientists identified the first known cancer transmissible among freshwater fish in a lake that spans the US and Canada.
Electrolyte powders promise better hydration, energy, and recovery. But unless you’re losing serious fluid, water and food probably have you covered.
Flames burned through the Deep Space Communications Complex near Madrid, but NASA has been unable to assess the damage as a wildfire emergency grips the region.
Entertainment
Oliver Tree's friends and family laid the star to rest Saturday evening during a celebration of his life. Logan Paul, Diplo, Ethan Klein, Aaron Mercury and more of Oliver's loved ones spoke during the memorial service. Oliver…
Nolan Wells' best friend says he didn't understand the initial panic of others searching for him ... because he just assumed he'd passed out on someone's couch. Warren Hudson laid out the hours after Nolan's disappearance during an interview on…
Natalya Scudder -- a star on season 7 and season 8 of "Below Deck" -- says she spent the night in disgusting digs at a detention center before being deported from the USA. We spoke to the reality star and influencer earlier this week ... and she…
A popular TikToker was allegedly killed by her estranged husband -- who then took his own life -- earlier this week after telling her followers he was a pedophile ... according to reports. Sara Gilson and Jeremiah “Shawn” Duffey were found dead…
Larry the Cable Guy is on the mend after a sudden illness landed him in the hospital. A rep for the stand-up comedian tells TMZ ... Larry was hospitalized in Lincoln, Nebraska, late Thursday night, where doctors diagnosed him with appendicitis.…
Boosie Badazz is being sued by a security guard who says the rapper smashed a glass hookah over his head ... the latest development connected to the alleged assault which landed Boosie in jail. Edward Iglehart II is suing the Louisiana-born rapper…
A 14-year-old boy -- identified as a "nephew" to rapper 21 Savage -- took his own life after allegedly shooting his sister in the neck ... according to the family. Cops say they arrived at the scene after receiving reports of gunfire Wednesday ...…
Nolan Wells' best friend says he skipped his pal's funeral for multiple reasons ... including multiple threats he says he's received in recent days. Warren Hudson opened up about the difficult decision to stay away from Nolan's service during an…
A security guard for Drakeo the Ruler who says he was working for the rapper in late 2021 alleges he saw YG with a knife during the brawl that took Drakeo's life. In a deposition from March 19, 2025, Alrick Cooper III -- a member of Drakeo's…
Nick Fuentes and Hunter Biden's debate got heated around issues of race relations ... with the far-right commentator arguing white people didn't blow up after Charlie Kirk's death like Black people did after MLK's. Clips from the pair's…
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