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Mayor Zohran Mamdani demanded President Donald Trump release the man shot and injured by an ICE agent on Thursday in an incident that set off protests across New York City.
White Sox-Guardians ALDS Game 4 saw Cleveland erupt for two fifth-inning home runs to erase Chicago's lead and force a decisive Game 5 Saturday.
Bucky Irving's 72-yard run sparked a Tampa Bay Buccaneers comeback as rookie Jalon Daniels led the charge to upset the Dallas Cowboys at home.
The Las Vegas Aces star's fifth WNBA MVP puts her alongside Bill Russell, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Michael Jordan in rarefied historic air.
Tony Romo was disqualified from a Korn Ferry Tour pre-qualifier for signing an incorrect scorecard on the same day he parted ways with CBS Sports.
The Kīlauea volcano shows renewed spattering at two vents as USGS scientists monitor for a possible 55th episode of lava fountains at the summit.
The Latvian men were arrested under the National Security Act 2023 after breaching a fence at RAF Molesworth, prompting a major counterterrorism investigation.
A federal grand jury heard evidence about possible false statements Cassidy Hutchinson made to the Jan. 6 House select committee on the Capitol riot.
Luka Dončić revealed he felt a hamstring tweak against the Oklahoma City Thunder but pushed through, a decision he says cost the Lakers a title.
Republican Mike Rogers and Democrat Abdul El-Sayed clashed in their first head-to-head public debate during a fiery showdown Thursday night filled with personal attacks and accusations.
Satire
EGYPT — Zaphenath-paneah, also called Joseph, successfully rescued the land from the grip of severe famine this week after wisely advising Pharaoh to stock up on emergency food buckets from My Patriot Supply.
PITTSBURGH, PA — Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Aaron Rodgers decided to give up the psychedelic ayahuasca after getting sacked last Sunday by Big Bird.
FRAMINGHAM, MA — In a surprising twist on a popular home décor motif, the home furnishing retail chain HomeGoods was now selling signs that read, "Live, Laugh, Strangle Your Kids If You're Sad, Love."
TULSA, OK — Eyewitnesses at a local Teppanyaki steakhouse sat with growing anticipation on Thursday after observing head chef Hiroshi Tanaka smiling slyly as he clearly had something clever planned for the onion he had in his hand.
ITHACA, NY—In an aggressive attempt to distance itself from an alleged sexual assault at one of its fraternity houses, Cornell University hastily announced Thursday that it was now going by a different name. “We determined that the best way forward was a clean start with total rebranding, and i
U.S. — After a terrorist attack on the Mall of America was narrowly thwarted yesterday, experts warned that terrorist activity could spread beyond Minneapolis to the United States of America.
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SCRANTON, PA — After years of failed attempts, local man Paul Foster finally found a perfectly ripe avocado at the grocery store, only to be tragically killed in a car crash on the way home.
This week the Supreme Court began a new term, and there are several consequential cases on the docket. The Onion previews some of the most important cases being heard by the justices in the coming months. Apple v. Epic Games : The suit over Apple’s App Store fees will be the first Supreme Court
PARIS — French leaders came up empty-handed on Thursday after spending several days searching for someone in the rioting mob to surrender to.
SEATTLE—In an effort to lure back self-conscious adult customers, Starbucks officials announced this week that locations across the country would introduce new teen-free hours for nervous adults who just wanted to redeem their birthday rewards. “Stop by any Starbucks between 8 and 9 a.m. to enjo
HOULTON, ME—Saying the discussion felt more like something out of National Geographic than a heart-to-heart, local woman Elise Figueroa confirmed Thursday that a conversation about non-monogamy with her husband, Marcus, was chock-full of animal facts. “I’m really annoyed that we’re having th
I’ve never been the type of guy to change his mind easily. Back in my mujahedeen days, my buddies would always point out how stubborn I was—they couldn’t get me to budge on anything! But even the most gung-ho jihadist knows there comes a time to reevaluate old grudges, and while this might din
BATON ROUGE, LA—Enhancing the top-tier socializing in ways that would have seemed impossible just moments previously, the phrase “It’s been real” pushed an already great hangout with a friend into heretofore unknown levels of bliss, sources confirmed Wednesday. “Holy shit, I didn’t think
BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Assuring viewers that all the characters on the Apple TV show still loved them very much, Ted Lasso producers released a statement Wednesday warning fans that the show was going “bye-bye” for a bit. “Just like all you busy boys and girls, sometimes Ted Lasso gets tired and
WASHINGTON—As they emerged from their smoldering, star-spangled chronochamber and urged the public to heed a consequential message, time travelers from the year 2376 attempted to warn the nation Saturday of a future in which the United States was still perfect. “Americans, we come to you on you
President Trump announced that he is sending $90 checks to senior citizens enrolled in Medicare to offset the cost of rising premiums, amounting to $2 billion in total as he attempts to shore up flagging support from the crucial voting block before the upcoming midterms. What do you think?
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Sports
Scott McTominay's contract talks at Napoli have hit a hurdle, with Real Madrid reportedly interested in making a move. Transfer Talk has the latest.
LeBron James, who joined the 76ers this summer, had 10 points, five assists and four rebounds in the first half of his debut with Philadelphia.
Jose Ramirez delivered again, homering and driving in three runs Thursday night to help the Guardians beat the White Sox 9-5 to send their ALDS to a decisive Game 5.
Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott took exception to a stadium worker who yelled "embarrassing" to him as he walked to the locker room after Thursday night's 24-16 loss to the Bucs.
Las Vegas Aces center A'ja Wilson won a record fifth WNBA Most Valuable Player award but said she will not participate in a pregame ceremony to receive her trophy because she wants to focus on Friday's Game 3.
Joel Embiid said a recent report about LeBron James getting on him about being late to practice "is not true" and caused him to wonder why he was targeted.
Jalon Daniels became the first undrafted rookie starting QB in the common draft era to win a game for a team that entered winless, leading the Bucs to a 24-16 win over the Cowboys.
Major League Baseball proposed shortening the regular season to 154 games from 162 starting in 2029 and expanding the division series to best-of-seven in bargaining with players.
New Orleans Saints defensive coordinator Brandon Staley took issue Thursday with comments made by ESPN analyst Troy Aikman during the Saints' 45-24 loss to the Atlanta Falcons.
Brock Purdy for MVP? Klint Kubiak taking Coach of the Year? Will Anderson Jr. getting DPOY honors? We ranked the top candidates to win eight NFL awards through Week 4.
Brock Purdy and Kyle Shanahan's Kryptonite last season? Seahawks head coach Mike Macdonald and his impressive defense.
The Guardians took care of business on Thursday night in Chicago. Here's what we learned from their win over the White Sox.
The Buccaneers delivered a stunner in Dallas. Here are our takeaways from the Cowboys' surprising loss.
Tom Brady took a painful walk down memory lane in the latest edition of #AskTom.
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Colin Cowherd said it took him a long time to figure out Prescott before he landed on an analogy ahead of the Cowboys’ Thursday night game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
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The wait to (literally) get your hands on the tech may almost be over.
"With macro conditions worsening, the risk is that the outlook for the next few quarters gets worse before it gets better."
Amazon's latest and greatest tablet shares some key similarities to Apple's high-end iPads, but the devil is in the details.
The company is also tightening its election policy ahead of the midterms.
After extensive testing, Common Sense Media found the chatbot failed in five key areas.
Paramount Pictures will develop the film and CD Projekt Red will produce.
The racing game's first expansion will also be available early next year.
Access to the emergency feature for LTE-connected wearables will end by December.
This updated version connects via HDMI and comes with 25 built-in games.
Seven companies have been accused of fraud regarding the H-1B worker visas.
Entertainment
Jane Doe was in investigation mode in the days and weeks after the alleged sexual assault, working with one of the men she would later accuse of rape to find out who was spreading rumors about the sexual encounter. TMZ obtained a text chain between…
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Former "Real Housewives of Potomac" star Mia Thornton is facing jail time after being hit with a felony charge stemming from her 2025 arrest for allegedly stealing furniture ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, the Fulton…
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Happy Friday! Can you guess the wrestling babe nippin' out at the Philadelphia Eagles game?! This hottie wrestled alongside her sister in the WWE and eventually became a WWE Divas Champion. She later went on to be on "Dancing with the Stars" where…
WWE Superstar LA Knight has spent 20 years in professional wrestling ... but he still hasn't captured a WWE world championship, and he admits Saturday's match against Roman Reigns could potentially be his last shot. Knight joined TMZ’s “Inside…
Summer may be over ... but this super model is still baskin in the sun. Can you guess the super model lounging around with her puppies out?! This topless hottie is known for more than just modeling ... you can also catch her on television. She…
John Paris has entered rehabilitation after spending more than two months in a San Francisco hospital following a serious medical emergency ... and the band’s twice-postponed concert with Lionel Richie has now been canceled. According to a…
Angelina Jolie's realtor is shooting down reports that Madonna bought the actress' famous Los Angeles mansion. Ernie Carswell, who co-listed Angelina's historic Cecil B. DeMille estate, said during a recent episode of "Real Talk," that Madge is NOT…
Christa Pike is going through some major psychological trauma after surviving her botched execution ... this according to her legal team. TMZ obtained a statement from Pike's lawyers -- Randy Spivey, Kelly Gleason, Stephen Ferrell and Luke Ihnen --…
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