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Madison Chock and Evan Bates withdraw from Ice Dance World Championship, likely ending their competitive careers after Milan Cortina Olympics silver medal performance.
Pat Mahomes Sr., the father NFL star Patrick Mahomes II, was released from jail as the court extended his DWI probation by two years following a legal motion withdrawal.
NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani faces mounting criticism for avoiding 'radical Islamic terror' phrase after alleged ISIS-inspired bomb plot near Gracie Mansion.
The group of Senate Democrats contend that administration officials did not convince them in classified briefings that there was an imminent attack that justified Operation Epic Fury.
Travis Kelce credited his fiancée, Taylor Swift, for her passion for music as a motivating factor behind his reported return to the Kansas City Chiefs for a 14th season.
Tua Tagovailoa’s wife, Annah Tagovailoa, took to social media to praise her husband on his reported move to the Atlanta Falcons after he was released by the Miami Dolphins.
An American tourist in Bahrain described a terrifying drone strike on his building as the Iran conflict escalates, leaving thousands of citizens stranded abroad.
Randy Arozarena delivered an explosive response to teammate Cal Raleigh's handshake refusal after their USA-Mexico World Baseball Classic face-off went viral.
Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino said his efforts in Chicago were “vindicated" by a recent court ruling reversing restrictions on immigration enforcement operations in the city.
Vice admiral warns halting Iran military action would empower regime amid rising oil prices, arguing Operation Epic Fury must continue to prevent a nuclear threat.
Satire
Put away your Alphabet Blocks and get ready to live. Peek-a-Boo is an advanced game of trickery; an unpredictable mind game that shocks the mind and senses. Once you play it, nothing will be the same again.
Dozens of former employees accused Danish chef René Redzepi, who co-founded Noma, widely regarded as one of the best restaurants in the world, of inflicting physical and psychological violence on the staff for years. What do you think?
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U.S. — CNN reported this morning that several Japanese teenagers traveled to Hawaii for what could have been a lovely day at the beach.
TEHRAN — Amid rumors that the newly chosen Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei had been injured in an airstrike, the Iranian regime issued a statement warning the U.S. that it had a huge stockpile of supreme leaders.
MILWAUKEE—Dismissing the concerns of loved ones as seriously lacking in perspective, local woman Sara Heston, 32, argued Tuesday that her boyfriend was barely an alcoholic as far as boyfriends go. “Dan is essentially sober compared to my previous partners,” said Heston, alleging the 35-year-ol
FRANKLIN, TN—Insisting that she hoped the spike in oil costs was only the beginning of a long upward trend, MAGA voter Kaitlyn Leonardi told reporters Tuesday that she loved high gas prices. “I don’t care if the prices rise—heck, I prefer them that way,” said Leonardi, who crossed her arm
Ending an important relationship is never easy. It’s always going to hurt, whether it was your decision or your partner’s. But that doesn’t mean anyone did anything wrong. Sometimes two people just fall out of cahoots. One day you’re madly in cahoots. The next you’re not. Most of the t
Jason McNamarra, 28, did technically swallow that sword.
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If you missed celebrating International Women's Day yesterday, it's not too late to solemnly observe it in a variety of meaningful ways.
United Airlines announced it will begin removing passengers from flights who refuse to wear headphones when listening to content on their personal devices, claiming that such behavior could lead to a permanent ban. What do you think?
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LOS ANGELES—Facing fierce backlash for remarks deemed deeply ignorant by devoted fans, actor Timothée Chalamet came under fire Monday for dismissive comments about traditional Japanese bunraku puppetry. “I never want to end up in a position where I’m one of the Ningyōzukai manipulating the a
BRUSSELS — As all eyes around the globe remained fixed on the ongoing U.S.-Iran conflict, leaders gathered for an important summit in a clear display that Europe remained under its persistent delusion that anyone cares what it thinks.
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohram Mandani called a press conference on Monday to clarify that his wife only celebrates the actions and mission of terrorists in her capacity as a private citizen.
New work requirements for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program have gone into effect across the nation, threatening benefits for millions of Americans. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new SNAP restrictions. Q: Why were new work requirements put in place? A: Barb Klima
CHICAGO, IL — Political commentator and columnist for The New York Times David French praised Satan on Monday, calling the great red dragon the most Christian person in history.
TEHRAN — As the conflict in the Middle East stretched into a second week, the Iranian government issued a public statement boasting that it had destroyed hundreds of U.S. missiles with its buildings.
CHICAGO, IL — According to early reviews, the new Obama Presidential Center boasts an exciting interactive exhibit for all ages where guests can make their own birth certificate.
DENVER—Saying strange formatting and grammatical mistakes were a dead giveaway that such messages weren’t to be trusted, local IT specialist Mark Tapley warned employees this week not to trust emails he sends after a few drinks. “Personal security is my priority here, so I’d advise everyone
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Sports
Enjoy all the updates from Tuesday's UEFA Champions League round of 16 matches, including Newcastle vs. Barcelona and Atlético Madrid vs Tottenham.
ESPN analyst Zach Kram examines a reality in which Durant's foot didn't touch the 3-point line in the 2021 Eastern Conference semifinals -- and its ripple effects throughout the NBA.
Check out our Top 25 poll, plus the player of the week.
Fifty cents, a dollar, whatever you have in your pocket — there's a slight chance it could turn into real money, as Patrick Everson outlines this week.
Compare the best live betting sites in the US. Discover top sportsbooks for in-play odds, fast apps, and live streaming to elevate your game-day betting.
Who are the best free agents available in the NFL this offseason? We rank the top 100, and share some possible fits for each.
Former Chargers defensive end Odafe Oweh, who has 17.5 sacks since 2024, has agreed with the Commanders on a four-year, $100 million deal, his agents told ESPN.
The Packers signed CB Benjamin St-Juste to a two-year, $10 million contract, a source told ESPN.
The Bills found a way to keep tight end Dawson Knox on the 2026 roster amid a difficult cap situation by signing him to a new three-year contract, sources told ESPN's Jeremy Fowler on Tuesday.
Former Miami Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa plans to sign a one-year deal with the Atlanta Falcons, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Free agent offensive tackle Braden Smith reached agreement with the Houston Texans on a two-year, $25 million contract that includes $13.5 million fully guaranteed, his agent told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Former Jaguars linebacker Devin Lloyd agreed to a three-year, $45 million deal with the Panthers, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Monday.
The Saints have reached a four-year, $52M deal with ex-Jaguars RB Travis Etienne Jr. and a four-year, $61M deal with guard David Edwards, sources told ESPN.
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Tech
The real world price of impulse-buying Fortnite skins is going up, Epic has announced. Not because skins themselves are getting more expensive on paper, but because V-Bucks, Fortnite's digital currency, is. The same prices you paid for bundles of V-Bucks in February will now effectively earn you few
Go off-grid camping for a long weekend with my favorite portable power station from Anker. It's on sale.
Analysis of the tail of 3I/Atlas reveals that it contains an anomalous proportion of methanol, a class of alcohol used in fuels.
Amazon has secured a temporary win in its fight with Perplexity over the use of AI shopping bots. Bloomberg reported that a San Francisco federal court has determined that Perplexity must stop using its Comet web browser's AI agent to make purchases for users on Amazon's marketplace. The AI company
Josh Wardle had a hell of a tough act to follow. His last game, Wordle, became incredibly popular thanks to its blend of simplicity, clarity and shareability. Over four years (and a seven-figure sale of Wordle to The New York Times) later, Wardle has released his follow-up game. Like Wordle and its
Department of Homeland Security leaders removed top privacy officers who objected to mislabeling government records to block their public release, WIRED has learned.
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is nearly upon us, as the hotly-anticipated sequel arrives in theaters on April 1. Nintendo recently dropped the final trailer for the film, which is filled with quick visual gags and nods to the source material.
There aren't too many actual reveals in this footage, as
The Samsung Galaxy Buds 3 FE are a great pairing for anyone with a Galaxy phone.
OpenAI is rolling out new interactive responses in ChatGPT it says are designed to make the chatbot more useful for learners. Starting today, ChatGPT will generate dynamic visuals when you ask it to explain select scientific and mathematical concepts, including the Pythagorean theorem, Coulomb's law
Nintendo's next platform adventure, Yoshi and the Mysterious Book, will be released for Switch 2 on May 21. The company announced the release date as part of its annual Mar10 Day celebration. This is a made-up holiday that exists because the date spelled out like that sort of looks like the word Mar
X’s Grok is failing to accurately verify video footage from the Iran conflict and is sharing its own AI-generated images about the war.
Google is rolling out Gemini AI agents to the Department of Defense's more than 3 million civilian and military employees, according to Bloomberg. The agents will initially operate on unclassified networks, with talks underway to expand them to classified and top-secret systems, according to Emil Mi
The Trump administration has awarded Event Strategies several contracts—including one that could be worth up to $100 million—with little competition, according to federal filings.
To keep Ticketmaster, Live Nation is going to have to make some major changes. As first reported by Politico, Live Nation reached a settlement with the Department of Justice in its antitrust case that accused the live entertainment giant of monopolistic practices. Live Nation will reportedly pay at
NVIDIA is reportedly working on its own open-source AI agent platform, according to Wired. The chipmaker has been pitching the product to enterprise software companies. Reporting indicates it's going to be called NemoClaw, suggesting that the entire industry is going to embrace this whole "claw" nam
NVIDIA's GeForce Now game streaming platform has added a few minor but useful updates, especially for GOG and VR headset users, the company announced at Game Developer's Conference (GDC). The biggest technical improvement is for virtual reality headsets that support GeForce Now like the Apple Vision
Delivery apps are glitching and navigation routes are changing abruptly thanks to electronic warfare disrupting the satellite signals that power everything from missiles to your ride home.
Google has injected Docs, Drive, Sheets, and Slides with its Gemini assistant, adding new features that can pull information from your emails and the web to help you draft content. I gave it a whirl.
At $599, the MacBook Neo is Apple’s first budget laptop. For the most part, Apple cut corners in the right places and made a MacBook its intended buyers will adore.
The iPhone 17e is here. Here are all the details on Apple’s smartphones to help you find the right model, whether that’s the ultralight iPhone Air or the orange iPhone 17 Pro.
Entertainment
Jenelle Evans' son Jace was placed in a mental health facility after a frightening incident involving a gun and his grandmother ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... Jenelle's mom Barbara Evans told the reality star…
"90 Day Fiance" star Eric Rosenbrook avoided any jail time as part of his operating under the influence case amid his battle over his late child’s autopsy, TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Eric pleaded no contest to the…
"Love & Hip Hop" star Alexis Skyy is being sued by her former friend, who claims she jumped him in the lobby of his plush Atlanta apartment complex. Here's the deal ... Anthony Gaskin -- a former associate of Skyy -- appeared to be captured on…
Pete Hegseth's Defense Department reportedly blew through tens of billions in one month ... including huge splurges on steak, lobster, crab, fruit baskets, and furniture according to recent analysis by the government watchdog Open the Books. The…
The woman accused of shooting at Rihanna's house while the singer was inside seems to have taken cops on a trip through Los Angeles after the incident ... according to just-released dispatch audio of her arrest. In the recording, obtained by TMZ,…
Jeffrey Epstein's once notorious Zorro Ranch in New Mexico is now crawling with investigators -- and TMZ has learned the authorities are trying to see if there's any substance to rumors dead bodies were buried on the property. Sources familiar with…
It's a "Tuesday Turn Up" comin' in HOT! Can you unlock the sexy star -- posing from the neck down?! Her claim to fame was the "Vlog Squad," but she's parlayed her following into something bigger and badder! Her YouTube channel is stacked with…
Dwight and Amber Howard were planning a massive second wedding celebration in India in the weeks and months leading up to their split ... TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... the couple had been actively discussing and…
Donna Kelce's home renovation plans are the talk of the town ... but it turns out she's been making moves behind her son's back -- 'cause Travis said he had no idea his mom had a "massive" project on her hands!! Kelce popped up on the "Pat McAfee…
Rachel Zoe is spilling a little more tea about her split from Rodger Berman -- revealing her very first call after deciding to divorce was to Jennifer Garner for a lawyer recommendation. Speaking on the "Inside Edit Podcast" with Maeve Reilly, the…
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