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Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman finalize divorce settlement after nearly 20 years of marriage, with custody arrangements for daughters now official.
Trump warned Republicans that Democrats will pursue impeachment if they win midterm elections, calling their policies 'horrendous' during GOP retreat.
Country singer Chris Lane's TikTok joke about Minnesota daycare fraud goes viral with 100K+ views, referencing alleged taxpayer fund misuse in the state.
President Donald Trump claims he aced his third cognitive test and questions whether former Vice President Kamala Harris, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz could pass similar exams.
ICE director says agency conducting "largest immigration operation ever" in Minneapolis, targeting fraud and criminal illegal aliens under DHS leadership.
Browser extensions turned malicious after years of legitimate operation in DarkSpectre campaign affecting millions. The threat group hid malware in image files.
Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., criticizes President Donald Trump's Venezuela strikes while calling Nicolás Maduro a dictator, marking a shift from his previous stance.
Texas woman allegedly burned boyfriend's clothes in barbecue pit, sparking fire that damaged 13 apartment units. Crystal Randall charged with reckless arson.
Sen. Ruben Gallego, D-Ariz., introduced new legislation to block President Donald Trump from invading Greenland after threats of military action.
Maccabi Tel Aviv basketball games against Barcelona and Real Madrid have been deemed high-risk by Spanish authorities, forcing both contests to be played behind closed doors.
Satire
SOMEWHERE IN THE NEVADA DESERT — U.S. President Donald Trump was spotted fleeing from international cops in a high-speed chase after allegedly breaking international law again.
NEW YORK, NY — A statement from the mayor's office confirmed Zohran Mamdani was following the situation in Venezuela very closely and would have more to report after his classified morning briefing, which he receives from watching The View.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the anniversary of the January 6, 2021, incident at the U.S. Capitol, Democrat lawmakers gathered together once again to solemnly remember the only riot they didn't like.
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WASHINGTON—Lauding the breakthrough as a pivotal moment in the search for stones beyond the solar system, researchers at NASA announced Tuesday the discovery of a distant planet with perfect conditions for sustaining rocks. “After analysis of HD 101581 b’s atmosphere and surface conditions, we
LONDON—Delighting his schoolmates as he weaved a rich tapestry of life in the United States, newly returned British exchange student Ethan Rowe, 15, reportedly regaled his friends Tuesday with stories of food that tastes good. “In America they use salt, and they have sauces other than malt vineg
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was prepared to remain in the role for as long as necessary, President Donald Trump claimed Monday that he would marry Venezuelan first lady Cilia Adela Flores de Maduro. “Until we can find a suitable long-term replacement, I’ll be married to Mrs. Maduro,” Trump
If you're hoping to make good on your New Year's resolution to become a better Christian than you've come to the right place. The staff of The Babylon Bee has collectively read the Bible at least once, so we know a thing or two about being a better Christian.
CARACAS — Following the deposition of dictator Nicolas Maduro, the White House announced that Donald Trump would make his return to reality television to choose the next Venezuelan president in the inaugural season of El Aprendiz.
SACRAMENTO, CA — Only days after the toppling of the Maduro regime in Venezuela, news broke Monday morning that President Donald Trump had led a Navy SEAL team to capture rogue dictator Gavin Newsom.
TWIN FALLS, ID — A thoughtful husband is being recognized for purposely doing numerous things wrong because he knows how much his wife loves nagging.
DANBURY, CT—Emphasizing the local parish’s dedication to serving its most vulnerable community members, St. Mary’s Catholic Church announced Tuesday that it was opening its doors to any single mothers in need of judgment. “Times are tough right now, but we want divorcées and unwed moms to k
U.S. — Liberal protesters have taken to the streets to protest the U.S. government's arrest of Nicolás Maduro by quickly switching their "NO KINGS" signs to instead read "YES KINGS."
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SANTA FE, NM—A set of billowing curtains signaling that they had arrived moments too late, staff from Penguin Random House reportedly broke down George R.R. Martin’s door Monday as the writer escaped through a bathroom window. “George, George, come back—we don’t want to hurt you! We just w
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Amid accusations connected to a massive fraud scandal, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has announced he will not seek reelection.
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Sports
Ruben Amorim was seen as a risky choice to lead Man United's rebuild in November 2024, and ultimately, it didn't work out with news of Monday's firing. Here's how things broke down publicly and behind closed doors.
The Washington Commanders and OC Kliff Kingsbury have mutually agreed to go their separate ways, while DC Joe Whitt Jr. has been fired, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
The Dallas Cowboys have relieved Matt Eberflus of his duties as defensive coordinator.
The Falcons and Kirk Cousins agreed to modify the final two years of the QB's contract, setting the stage for a decision on his Atlanta future to be made by the third day of the 2026 NFL league year on March 13, a source told ESPN.
LSU is allowing OC Charlie Weis Jr. and RBs coach Kevin Smith to stay with Ole Miss to coach in the Fiesta Bowl, sources told ESPN on Tuesday.
NASCAR commissioner Steve Phelps announced his resignation after more than 20 years with the top racing series in the U.S. and a nasty federal trial in which inflammatory texts he sent during contentious revenue sharing negotiations were revealed.
Michigan State coach Tom Izzo said former Spartans star Paul Davis deserved his ejection from the stands during Monday night's game against USC.
Former South Florida standout QB Byrum Brown has committed to Auburn, Rosenhaus Sports told ESPN's Pete Thamel on Tuesday.
Florida has signed Georgia Tech transfer quarterback Aaron Philo, sources told ESPN, while starting running back Jadan Baugh said he's returning to the Gators.
The Associated Press named its women's and men's college basketball players of the week for Week 9, and they are Vanderbilt's Mikayla Blakes and SMU's Kevin "Boopie" Miller.
Here are the top 10 men's college basketball teams by NET ranking, who is already fighting on the bubble and the biggest risers and fallers through week 9.
FOX Sports' Casey Jacobsen breaks down his top dunkers in men's college hoops in the 2025-26 season.
We've got you covered with grades and analysis on every winter signing and big offseason trade.
The coaching carousel for the 2026 offseason is about to get moving. Here are the latest news and rumors from around the NFL!
The playoffs represent a brand new season. Here's why each team in the postseason field can reach — and win — Super Bowl LX.
Michigan State head coach Tom Izzo gave his perspective on what happened between Spartans alum Paul Davis and a referee that led to an ejection.
The college football transfer portal doesn't technically open until Jan. 2, but players are announcing their intentions to enter the portal.
Dan Quinn will have a pair of new coordinators in his third season as the Washington Commanders' head coach.
With the playoff bracket set, here are the odds for each team to win the Super Bowl.
The Atlanta Falcons appear set to bring back a franchise icon.
Tech
IO Interactive just revealed minimum and recommended specs for the PC build of 007 First Light. The company recommends 32GB of RAM and 12GB of VRAM. In a normal world, this wouldn't be news, as modern NVIDIA GPUs certainly have more than enough VRAM. However, we live in a world where AI companies go
If I were building a new PC today, I'd go for a small form factor mATX or ITX build. With companies like Fractal Design and Lian Li making cases that can fit modern GPUs without sacrificing on thermals, you don't need to settle for the old mid-tower monstrosities of yesteryear. And that's why PNY's
On Tuesday, Microsoft announced the first batch of incoming Game Pass titles for 2026. Star Wars Outlaws and Resident Evil Village headline the first wave of the January lineup.If you (perhaps wisely) held off on spending $70 on Ubisoft's first stab at a Star Wars game, here's your chance to try it
On Monday, we went hands-on at CES with LG's new Sound Suite speakers featuring Dolby Atmos FlexConnect and now we have pricing for the entire lineup. The modular home audio system consists of four speakers that include a soundbar, surround speakers and a subwoofer.
The centerpiece of the group is t
Anker dove into CES 2026 with a slew of announcements that bring new chargers and accessories under its umbrella. The new accessories include improved visual interfaces, faster Qi2 wireless charging and “upgraded ecosystems” that support the latest iPhones. Some of the latest devices are even av
The Chinese micromobility company Navee has some wild new stuff at CES 2026. The lineup is headlined by the UT5 Ultra X, a dual-motor e-scooter with an advertised top speed of 43 mph. And who among us isn't in the market for an auto-following golf cart and a seaplane?The flagship UT5 Ultra X is a sl
Welcome to your first CES edition of TMA, attempting (almost futilely) to distill the biggest product reveals and announcements. Despite two days of briefings and conferences, today is merely day one. However, we’ve already seen Sony Honda reveal its next car — and the Afeela 1 isn’t yet on sa
The ASUS Zenbook Duo was easily one of my favorite laptops of 2024 as it was the first dual-screen notebook actually worth buying. But now at CES 2026, ASUS has given the second-gen model a complete revamp with practically all the upgrades and tweaks I’ve been hoping for. Like the rest of the Zen
Eric Migicovsky has been thinking a lot about friction. Specifically, he’s been thinking about how too much friction in the way of using a device can put people off wearing it altogether. The founder of Pebble is here at CES 2026 with a few new devices from the company he recently started to bring
Multiple of Satechi's Thunderbolt 4 docks are on Engadget's list of the best docking stations, so when the company announces a new accessory, it's usually worth a look. At CES 2026, Satechi is finally making the jump to Thunderbolt 5 with a new docking station and cable. The Thunderbolt 5 CubeDock w
In the HBO show’s fourth season, Industry proves to be more prescient than it’s ever been.
Some of the objects came from Steve Jobs’ childhood bedroom. They’re being made available by his stepbrother, John Chovanec.
In a move to help alert people to the spread of nearby blazes, Ring is partnering with Watch Duty to let users share their videos on the wildfire tracking app.
Winter is often the best time for bird-watching at bird feeders—here’s what ornithologists recommend to get the most out of the season.
On this week’s episode of The Big Interview, the author of The Handmaid’s Tale talks about Elon Musk, political resistance, and why she still has hope for America’s future.
Ready, aim, fire—the latest health trackers use sensors to check your urine for proper hydration, ketone levels, and possible kidney stones.
We’ve tested all the top slates, from Apple’s iPads to Android and Windows devices, and rounded up our favorites.
New year, new gym bag. I put over 20 models to the test in 2025 so you can start 2026 with the best.
No chimney? No problem. LED and gel fuel fireplaces are excellent alternatives for those who can’t or don’t want to burn wood. We tried one of each to see which method is best.
This weekend’s invasion was both a throwback to the last century and a new, uniquely Trumpian nightmare—one that’s just beginning.
Entertainment
TMZ Sports has obtained the 911 calls made in connection to the fatal plane crash that took the lives of Greg Biffle and his family ... with witnesses documenting the horrific scene in North Carolina last month. Officials released five calls on…
Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox's recent public outings have sparked rumors of reconciliation ... but sources tell TMZ they're still broken up. Despite being spotted in public several times over the past few months with their daughter, Saga,…
President Donald Trump's dancing is so unpresidential ... according to his own wife, Melania. POTUS made the admission during his remarks Tuesday at the House GOP retreat at the Kennedy Center. In the middle of complaining about female…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 9:30 AM and 11:30 AM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's just…
JasonMartin is putting his foot down after hearing Adin Ross call Doechii a "bitch" one too many times ... the culture's not going for it in 2026!!! TMZ Hip Hop caught up with JM in L.A. this week, and he says Adin being aggressively addressed is…
Jenny McCarthy is getting nostalgic over the show that put her on the pop-culture map, recalling her breakout moment on "Singled Out" at MTV ... a sweet throwback that hits a little different now that the channel’s gone dark. TMZ caught up with…
Tyreek Hill claims his ex wants to kiss and make up ... with the NFL superstar filing new court docs claiming Keeta Vaccaro's using time with their kid to try to call off their divorce. In the docs -- obtained by TMZ Sports -- Hill is requesting…
Trisha Paytas is shooting for the stars in 2026 ... she says she wants to run for Congress in California ... and she's already got her campaign slogan picked out. The podcaster and influencer posted a video on social media revealing her plans to…
Spencer Pratt is escalating his war of words with California Governor Gavin Newsom, calling BS on a recent message from the governor's office concerning texts about the Pacific Palisades wildfires. Remember ... Spencer watched the Palisades home he…
NASCAR’s first commissioner Steve Phelps announced his resignation Tuesday after 20 years with the racing series … and a month after his shocking text messages were revealed in a nasty trial. A string of texts between NASCAR executives from…
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