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French President Emmanuel Macron cited the Iran war and its impact on fuel and living costs while addressing the ongoing protests and unrest across France.
"The View" co-hosts clashed over whether Abdul El-Sayed's family's alleged ties to the Muslim Brotherhood are a legitimate concern or Islamophobic questioning.
Conflicting reports about Jalen Hurts' deep vein thrombosis and pulmonary emboli diagnosis raise serious questions about the Eagles' medical decisions.
Antonio Brown booked a comedy club debut in Cambridge, Massachusetts, even as his attempted murder plea deal and court date remain unresolved.
A viral video from a Portland, Oregon high school football game shows a Jefferson player hitting a Grant player carrying an American flag onto the field.
Third Way senior fellow Yemisi Egbewole predicts the Democratic Socialists of America will be sidelined ahead of 2028 despite recent primary wins.
The famed Plaza Hotel in New York City will close for at least four years starting January 2027, leaving couples scrambling to find new wedding venues.
Five AP Top-20 SEC teams lost in the same week for the first time this century, and the data shows why college football upsets keep surging.
Jerrell Jackson, accused of shooting a National Guard member in D.C., had prior convictions for assaulting police officers and carrying an illegal gun.
Lucero Acosta's PFL debut ended in a TKO loss, but a wardrobe malfunction during the fight went viral and resulted in a massive OnlyFans payday.
Satire
CHICAGO, IL — Just 900 people were injured during the latest "No Kings" protest — a record low for the Chicago area — proving the protest technically qualified as peaceful.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his wife Cheryl Hines were reportedly stocking up on mason jars of beef tallow to pass out to delighted trick-or-treaters on Halloween.
KENSETT, AR — Instead of the normal peace that comes following church attendance, Ben and Joan Witwell reportedly became stressed on Sunday when, after sitting through an inspiring sermon on the book of Hosea, they were forced to explain to their children what "whoredom" was.
Halloween is more than just a great opportunity to score Snickers bars from your kids' baskets. It's also the chance to deck out your lawn in a way that strikes terror into the hearts of any liberal who walks by!
WASHINGTON—Touting the enormous impact his trade policy has had on the economy, President Donald Trump boasted in a speech Monday that the tariffs he had imposed on goods from other countries had proven highly successful at making things more expensive. “Thanks to my tariffs, the cost of buying
PARIS — Angry over the deep societal rot caused by socialist policies, millions of French people took to the streets to demand even more socialism.
DALLAS, TX — Local parents celebrated their 3-month-old son Nolan sleeping through the night last night by waking him up every 20 minutes to confirm that the infant was still alive.
PARIS — The nation of France has thrown its support behind the American conservative movement, graciously spending the past week filming a massive campaign ad for the Republican Party.
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President Trump has made repeated claims of widespread voter fraud as a justification for changes to electoral and election monitoring systems. The Onion looks at key figures behind Trump’s assertions of election rigging. 22 States where voter fraud is still the preferred method of voting 84.2 Dec
WASHINGTON—Tearing into the sacred plant in a brief but devastating poem, a reportedly livid President Donald Trump slammed the beauty of the lotus flower Monday in a scathing Truth Social haiku. “PATHETIC FLOWER,” the president wrote in an all-caps Japanese stanza in which he attacked the blo
As it investigates a suspicious substance found in letters sent to congressional and election offices around the country, the FBI is urging recipients to exercise caution due to the potentially hazardous nature of the powdery material. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Underscoring the enduring power of a gorgeous, swaying crop to make Americans hoot and holler, a Pew Research Center poll released Thursday found that a majority of Americans still go bonkers for amber waves of grain. “According to our research, the U.S. populace today remains just a
CLEVELAND—Struggling to comprehend why anyone would voluntarily be there without a loved one on the field, sources at Sunday’s Cleveland Browns game expressed confusion over a fan who did not appear to have a child on the team. “Wait…so he just wanted to go to a Browns game?” said a ticket
In an effort to lower gas prices ahead of the midterm elections, President Trump agreed to temporarily lift sanctions on Russian diesel exports. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the energy deal struck with Russian President Vladimir Putin. Q: What brought the deal about? A: Trump r
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LOS ANGELES—Stating that it was about time they got serious about their future as a couple, actress Sydney Sweeney reportedly told record executive Scooter Braun Friday that she was open to converting to the B-list for him. “I really want this relationship to work, and if that means skipping the
Sports
Purdy is terrific at layering the football -- fitting it perfectly between the second and third levels of the defense. And it's a big reason why he's playing at an MVP level this season.
Questions swirl Washington following last Sunday's embarrassing tie with the Giants. Where will they go from here?
Eagles QB Jalen Hurts is expected to miss the rest of the season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs, according to NFL Network and ESPN.
The Hornets and forward Brandon Miller agreed to a five-year, $209 million rookie-scale contract extension.
Texans wide receiver Tank Dell will return to the field against the New York Giants on Sunday after a 22-month hiatus.
The NFL has suspended Bills safety C.J. Gardner-Johnson for one game after cameras captured him spitting toward Raiders players on Sunday.
The Florida Gators are an overwhelming choice as the No. 1 team in the Associated Press preseason men's basketball poll released Monday.
The Warriors expect Stephen Curry to be available for Wednesday night's season opener against the Lakers despite tweaking his right ankle during an open scrimmage Sunday.
Texas is expected to give an uptick in first-team quarterback reps to redshirt freshman KJ Lacey Jr. this week in practice, per ESPN sources.
Giants QB Jameis Winston continued his dedication to breast cancer awareness on Sunday by bringing 10 survivors to a game and sending on to Super Bowl LXI.
Wide receiver Davante Adams left the game with an apparent non-contact injury in the final minute of Sunday’s game at SoFi Stadium and did not return.
Florida State coach Mike Norvell expressed frustration Monday with the ACC officiating crew that oversaw his team’s 43-35 loss at the Miami Hurricanes.
The Portuguese Football Federation announced Monday that Cristiano Ronaldo has been suspended and fined after walking out on the national team last month.
Buffalo Bills safety C.J. Gardner-Johnson’s eventful start to the 2026 season added another chapter Sunday.
Joel Klatt's top 10 has a whole new look after a chaotic weekend of college football.
The Atlanta Falcons have signed veteran quarterback Andy Dalton and released backup Cooper Rush.
The Chase has taken a chaotic turn, and Christopher Bell knows that he's "absolutely in it."
See the complete 2026 MLB playoff schedule by round, including Wild Card, Division Series, LCS and World Series dates and TV channels.
Check out the preseason odds to win the NBA's Defensive Player of the Year award.
Tech
Multi-link operation is a key part of Wi-Fi 7 routers.
You can never have too many portable chargers, especially when they’re this discounted.
A judge ordered Abdulrahman Alfozan to remain in custody, likening the Saudi government’s offer to secure the former OpenAI engineer’s release to a “blank check.”
Mixbook is the best card service I’ve tried, and the brand has multiple sales on holiday cards happening now.
WIRED contacted officials in all 50 states and Washington, DC, to uncover the extent of a harassment campaign ahead of the midterms.
JAXA is leading an international mission to reach Mars’ Phobos moon and bring soil back to Earth. If successful, it could unlock new clues about the history of the solar system.
A Bronco for the modern age.
The plaque's message has haunted the internet for 30 years.
Subscribing to an antivirus suite kept you safe a long time ago, but they're much less useful for most people today.
The decision comes a couple of days after the release of Deepseek's latest AI model.
Your video doorbell might see a visitor without sending an alert. Detection depends on more than distance, and some surprising factors can affect its reach.
Fiber internet is more modern than cable, but the older technology still works well for today's connection needs.
Upgrade your cold-weather cooking setup with discounted cookware for soups, stews, and roasts.
Apple's "Pro and Tell" event is taking place in Los Angeles and will likely feature the first touchscreen Mac.
Around 80 pages on WhatsApp’s website exposed instructions that were designed for its chatbot, including “WHAT NOT TO SAY.” Meta says a bug caused the issue.
If your USB peripheral is on the fritz, it's worth doing some troubleshooting with the port itself. Give these steps a try.
Routers could start rolling off a Missouri production line as soon as early 2027.
The codirector of “You Can See Everything” talks exclusively to WIRED about truth, lies, and Theranos.
Microsoft is letting players digitize their game discs for free, but don't sell your physical collection just yet.
In 2020, Maricopa County became the epicenter for Trump’s claims the election was stolen. Six years, later the president and his allies are dusting off their “rigged” playbook ahead of the midterms.
Entertainment
Sam Altman is calling out his sister, who is suing him for alleged abuse, claiming she is using her lawsuit to gain more social media followers ... TMZ has learned. We obtained court docs filed by the tech billionaire ... and he's slamming…
Mossimo Giannulli doesn't seem to be sweating his divorce from Lori Loughlin ... because he's getting some R&R down in Los Cabos with Hannah Harrison. The 63-year-old fashion designer and the much-younger stylist jetted down to Mexico before…
Carrie Ann Inaba took Val Chmerkovskiy's Will Smith joke as more than just a punchline ... telling show officials she felt threatened by the 'DWTS' pro ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... Carrie Ann was so heated…
Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez refused to hold court with reporters on their way into court amid their nasty custody battle ... letting their 13-year-old son do all the talking ... under seal. Halle was seen walking down the courthouse steps in a…
Happy Hot Mama Monday! Can you guess which famous mom shared this steamy bikini pic on social media?! This 61-year-old British hottie has been modeling and acting for quite a while ... and you may recognize her from the TV drama series "The…
Donald Trump's at it again with the name changes ... and this time, he's got his eyes on one of our states. The Prez took to Truth Social Monday to insist New Mexico change its name to New America, arguing ... "We are not Mexico, we are the United…
Tragedy at a Bass Pro Shops in Alabama ... a 70-year-old worker died while hanging holiday lights on the storefront's exterior. The Jefferson County coroner identified the man as Kurt Kralovec ... he fell from a bucket lift as he was putting up…
RJ Mitte's relationship with his fiancée, Kennedy Suarez, became increasingly strained after she moved to Georgia for work and he refused to follow her ... TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Kennedy initially lived with RJ…
Sia and her estranged husband Daniel Bernad are finally putting their nasty custody battle in the rearview mirror ... reaching a settlement over their young son ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ and submitted by Sia's…
The lead detective in the O.J. Simpson murder case is throwing cold water on a new bombshell claim that O.J. had help covering his tracks ... and he's not mincing words. Retired LAPD detective Tom Lange joined us on "TMZ Live" Monday, and we asked…
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