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The clash comes as another top Republican declared Hochul 'doesn't give a s— about public safety'
Matt Rhule sounds alarm on NFL returnees, $45 million rosters and college football’s payroll problem
Nebraska's Matt Rhule reveals playoff teams are spending about $45 million on player payroll, saying the term NIL no longer applies to college football.
Jelly Roll walked back his apolitical stance on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" and revealed he plans to vote in the upcoming midterm elections this November.
California Gov. Gavin Newsom's housing push mirrors Trump's supply-side playbook on permitting and zoning, but key policy differences remain.
Freedom spoke out after being barred from Chicago Sky games following his baseline confrontation with WNBA guard Natasha Cloud in the third quarter.
Kamala Harris urged Democrats to turn out in "big numbers" and be "too big to rig" in midterms, drawing mockery for echoing Trump's signature phrase.
Lindsay Clancy could spend as few as several years in a mental institution if jurors accept her insanity defense, a retired Massachusetts judge says.
Enes Kanter Freedom and Natasha Cloud's courtside altercation during a Chicago Sky game drew 3.31 million viewers and sparked a ban and legal threats.
Casey Mize faces the Tampa Bay Rays as the San Diego Padres fight for the final Wild Card spot, but his history against Rays hitters is ugly.
X uncovered 200,000 inauthentic Chinese accounts pushing anti-AI and anti-data center narratives in the United States amid energy policy debates.
Satire
U.S. — Democrats descended into disarray this week as swirling controversies around Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forced the party to take a position on whether terrorism is good.
Larry Ellison is the co-founder and executive chairman of Oracle, as well as the largest shareholder of the Paramount Skydance Corporation. The Onion sat down with the billionaire to discuss his ventures. The Onion : How did you get into the entertainment industry? Ellison: I remember going to t
Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the past year as provisions kick in. What do you think?
The post SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13% appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the clip showed the commander-in-chief spinning around in the East Room in the Executive Residence, wa
With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July.
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INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any woman who averages more than eight points per game should not be allowed to play in the WNBA.
WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a varie
LOS ANGELES—Responding to scrutiny concerning her tech billionaire father, artist Stella Lefty admitted in an interview Friday that nepotism may have played a role in helping her get Groupon+. “I had to set up the account myself, but yeah, I definitely have to recognize that not all aspiring art
'It's Fine,' Says Introvert Who Ordered Mashed Potatoes And Instead Received A Concrete Cinder Block
CHINO, CA — A local introvert was reportedly unable to correct a waiter at his favorite restaurant when, after ordering a side of mashed potatoes, he instead received a concrete cinder block.
U.S. — A popular dating app announced a new feature that would allow men to filter out women who support accused child murderer Lindsay Clancy.
THE UNDERWORLD — The Grim Reaper was reportedly seen preparing to use his "Wheel of Death" to see which person to visit next.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump assured the nation that the cost of groceries should drop just as soon as he renames a few more things "America."
LANSING, MI — Local mom Gina Muldoon, who sources confirmed posts to Facebook an average of 137 times each day, shared her concerns on a Facebook mom's group that kids these days might be addicted to social media.
The Book of James tells us to count it all joy when we face trials, but it's not so easy when faced with the worst the world has to throw at you. Gird your loins, dear reader — here are the stories of the 12 American Christians who faced the most terrible tribulations of all:
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appear loved online. “Despite all the videos of Andrew supposedly sparring with his brother at the g
Get a load of this complete IDIOT who spent the ENTIRE WEEK walking around with his loins completely ungirded. Have you ever seen such a dope?! Come on, man.
U.S. — Democratic politicians began distancing themselves from podcaster and campaign surrogate Hasan Piker after realizing that Piker was wearing a suicide vest.
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Shelving the game indefinitely after major spoilers about the plot leaked online, fed-up developers at Rockstar Games announced Thursday that the company was canceling Grand Theft Auto VI because “you fucking people don’t deserve it.” “We had this whole exciting game
SEATTLE—Exhibiting an air of practiced nonchalance as he mentioned his high-profile acquaintance, the Hinge date of area woman Melissa Jacobs was overheard Thursday dropping the name of the man who created Beetle Bailey. “You know, what you just said reminds me of something my old buddy Mort—t
Sports
The annual fantasy football favorite is back, featuring Adam's favorite picks at each level of the draft, including sleepers.
What the numbers tell us about Chantelle Cameron vs. Mikaela Mayer, and analysis from a current champion and a boxing analyst.
Rams coach Sean McVay said the team acquired Tutu Atwell to add depth to the receiver room and had "nothing to do" with a possible suspension for Puka Nacua.
A judge has granted a hearing to explore claims that a man wants to recant allegations of sexual abuse years ago by Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky.
Tony Romo on Thursday was issued three new citations stemming from his July arrest in Wisconsin, with a spokesperson for the former Dallas Cowboys quarterback telling multiple outlets that he takes "full responsibility for his actions."
Raiders coach Klint Kubiak refused to name a regular-season starter after Thursday's preseason finale, although his utilization hints at Kirk Cousins getting the call in Week 1.
Chris Sale threw his two fastest pitches since 2018, both to Shohei Ohtani, in his first complete game since 2019 as the Braves clinched a sweep of the Dodgers.
Steelers coach Mike McCarthy said all four of the team's quarterbacks have earned roster spots, saying, "We got two veterans that we can win with, and we got two young guys that we're excited about the future."
Packers running back Josh Jacobs was charged with misdemeanor battery and misdemeanor criminal damage to property, according to Wisconsin court records.
Federal authorities have arrested and charged Daejon Love with pretending to be a member of the 49ers and along with Taylor Jamie Chan, defrauding more than two dozen women out of over $1 million.
The odds are in Josef Newgarden's favor as INDYCAR heads to Milwaukee for a doubleheader. Here are the lines for Saturday's Snap-on Maker and Fixers 250.
No rest, no recovery and no right turns in INDYCAR's Milwaukee Mile doubleheader.
College football Week 0 kicks off in Dublin, Ireland and ends with a nightcap on FOX. Here are the five must-watch games this weekend.
Every year, a dark horse emerges as a legitimate contender in each conference. Which teams could make a surprise run in 2026?
Jeremiah Smith's quest for greatness and Steve Sarkisian and Arch Manning's redemption tour highlight the 2026 race for the Heisman and Coach of the Year awards in college football.
The Braves sweep the Dodgers after an instant classic pitching showdown, Gerrit Cole can't stop his former team, the boo birds come out in Toronto and more from Thursday's MLB action.
INDYCAR heads to the Midwest this weekend for an exciting doubleheader. Here's everything you need to know about the Milwaukee Mile.
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Tech
“Do we need to look at the ceiling before going to the bathroom? Can we actually trust the water is safe to drink?” asks one GSA worker.
The LX100 II successor offers good speed and image quality at a fairly high price.
It's allegedly been running dozens of gigantic generators without a permit.
Your phone should be able to still sound your morning alarm when it's in silent mode. If it's not, here are some settings to check.
A recent paper argues that AI is often better at doctoring than doctors. Guess who isn't thrilled.
You might have to pay a bit more to catch the end of the latest Ted Lasso season.
Flash memory is popular for lots of good reasons, but it's not without its faults. Will the market be moving on?
If you want to be the very best, Pokémon Champions is your new arena.
Labor Day already? Say it ain’t so. You can still chase summer a while longer with these great deals on outdoor gear at the REI Labor Day Sale.
If you want your car to greet you every morning, the Shortcuts app can make it happen.
I’ve been reviewing laptops for over a decade, and here's my advice on how to find the right laptop for you.
The art portfolio platform Cara, designed for creators who don’t want their work used to train AI, has been under assault by trolls seizing and publishing its data.
The company is testing robots that can swap cables, reset servers, and take on other tasks performed by technicians, fueling concerns among some workers that their jobs could be at risk.
Transferring files and data across platforms is more straightforward than ever.
PSA to friends and family of GTA fans: You'll probably rarely see them from November 19 onwards.
With the curtains closed and the power cable nearby, this affordable Full HD smart projector is a compact delight.
California residents have a legal right to access the data that companies collect about them. Actually exercising that right is a burdensome nightmare.
Influential right-wing conspiracy theorists and MAGA-aligned pundits are falsely claiming that the Covid vaccine killed Dolly Parton, the vaccination advocate and philanthropist.
Stripe and buyout firm Advent are no longer pursuing their acquisition of PayPal as was reported earlier this month.
X found a bot farm in its investigation of inauthentic Chinese accounts. Out of 200,000 bots, 200 allegedly focused on posting against AI data centers.
Entertainment
Milo Yiannopoulos has been apprehended by ICE in Louisiana ... TMZ has learned. The controversial political personality is currently being held at an ICE detention center, per inmate records. The circumstances surrounding his detention are not yet…
Hope y'all are hungry heading into the weekend, 'cuz Carmen Electra is lookin' like a fine-apple, and if her latest fruit photos don't appease your appetite, then you clearly haven't worked up a proper one! Check out the gallery ... at 54 years…
Taylor Frankie Paul's future on "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" remains intact ... 'cause Hulu is still firmly behind her, despite tons of legal drama ... TMZ has learned. A Hulu source tells TMZ ... the streamer remains fully supportive of…
Bianca Censori is serving up Kanye West's head on a silver platter ... or, at least a medical tray. Ye's wife took to Instagram to share a realistic-looking photo of the rapper's severed head -- a prop from his music video with Don Toliver ... and…
A popular Six Flags roller coaster linked to two deaths and recent traumatic brain injuries in California is being grounded. A new CNN investigation reviewed records tied to the X2 coaster at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia and found more than…
Jen Shah is officially done serving her federal prison sentence … and the former "Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" star says she's ready to start a new chapter. Jen told The Hollywood Reporter that Friday marks the official end of her sentence…
Angel Victoria Murdock seemed to have it all ... she graduated from Duke University, started selling high-end real estate, had 300,000 followers on social media, and even was a guest for 6 episodes on the popular Netflix show, "Temptation Island"…
George Santos is coming for Kim Kardashian over North West's latest magazine cover ... blasting the reality star for acting more like her daughter's "pimp" than her mom. The former Congressman unloaded on Kim on social media after North's Dazed…
President Trump is snubbing the 9/11 25th anniversary ceremony at Ground Zero ... and the reason is apparently pretty simple ... the native New Yorker wants to give a speech, and that's a big no-no at the World Trade Center event. Trump is expected…
Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor look like they are having some very heated arguments as their bitter divorce drags on ... at least according to a series of texts and emails she submitted in court. TMZ obtained the alleged texts Brittany filed as…
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