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A dog reportedly fired a shotgun inside a truck at a Nebraska gas station, injuring a woman in another vehicle at a nearby traffic light, police said.
Houston Astros pitchers Tatsuya Imai, Steven Okert, and Alimber Santa combined for a no-hitter in a dominant 9-0 win over the Texas Rangers Monday.
Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner embraces democratic socialism at a Bernie Sanders rally, condemning U.S. support for Israel and Sen. Collins.
New York Knicks sweep the Cavaliers with a 130-93 blowout in Game 4, reaching the franchise's first NBA Finals appearance in more than 25 years.
Someone whispered vulgar comments into a hot mic during ESPN's nationally televised softball game between Arizona State and Texas on Sunday in Austin.
Dallas Cowboys head coach Brian Schottenheimer sells his McKinney home, listed at $3.8 million, to cut his 30-minute commute to Frisco headquarters.
California congressional candidate Mai Vang faced backlash after videos resurfaced showing her refusing to say the Pledge of Allegiance at city council meetings.
Milwaukee Bucks forward Kyle Kuzma bets $36,000 on former reality star Spencer Pratt to pull off an upset in the Los Angeles mayoral primary.
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey receives pushback for his social media post remembering George Floyd on Memorial Day, the sixth anniversary of his death.
SEC athletic directors and presidents remain divided on expansion and economic structure as the conference gathers for meetings in Miramar Beach, Florida.
Satire
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Chuck Schumer reportedly spent Memorial Day alone with his thoughts after having killed all of his backyard barbecue guests the previous year by serving them raw hamburger beef infected with E. coli.
BETHLEHEM — As Ruth was about to come pick up extra crops left for her in the fields, workers reportedly spotted Boaz carefully arranging stalks of grain on the ground to spell out "Hey Gurl."
The first Star Wars feature film in seven years should have been a grand event. But from the moment the opening text rolled, it was clear something was amiss. Yes, the story is classic pulp adventure, in the beloved style of Star Wars and Indiana Jones, but it was glaringly obvious that something wa
PEACH CREEK, KY—Taking an opportunity to firmly reiterate their stance that it weren’t their intention, America’s simple-minded bumpkins issued a joint statement Monday confirming they don’t mean no harm to nobody. “We don’t wish no ill ’pon nobody, no sir,” said bumpkin spokesperson
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After months of mounting pressure, the Democratic National Committee released a draft of its 2024 election autopsy report, which fails to incorporate information from interviews with Biden or Harris and doesn’t use the words “Israel” or “Gaza.” What do you think?
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LOS ANGELES—Reminding the mother-to-be that everything she did now could have consequences for her unborn child, local obstetrician-gynecologist Dr. Carol Koenig reportedly warned Call Her Daddy host Alex Cooper on Friday to avoid public feuds during her first trimester of pregnancy. “While the
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Many Americans are foregoing traditional grass lawns in favor of native plants, drought-resistent succulents, and even rocks. The Onion examines the pros and cons of alternative landscaping. PRO Fucks with stupid ants Delays climate apocalypse by 0.3 seconds Housing of pollinators provides great sou
LOS ANGELES—Touting the success of his intensive anti-aging regimen Project Blueprint, tech multimillionaire Bryan Johnson announced Monday that he had split back into a sperm and an egg. “Thanks to my team of regenerative health physicians, I have effectively reversed the aging process and have
WASHINGTON—In a dire health emergency that forced staffers to quickly mobilize to save the Cabinet member’s life, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was reportedly rushed to the gym Friday after suffering a sudden heart attack. “Quick, get him on an elliptical, now! He’s fading!” said
NEW YORK—Warning that curt greetings and aggressive demands could be a sign someone was a scammer, JPMorgan Chase officials reminded customers Friday to only share banking information with people who seemed nice. “Fraudsters can use your online passwords and PINs to drain your accounts before yo
NEW YORK—Calling the innovation a remarkable step forward in removing fallible judgment from the game, MLB executives announced Friday that they would be attempting to reduce human error with new electronic bat boys. “Until now, MLB has depended on the discernment of 13-year-olds to ferry gear t
Sports
The Hurricanes have a 2-1 series lead in the Eastern Conference finals. Here's what it all means.
Here's how bold moves and a coaching change fueled the New York Knicks' improbable journey.
A photo of the couple wearing Vegas jerseys in the crowd surfaced and prompted a reaction from the Panthers.
FOX Sports' RJ Young offers up his latest set of UFL Power Rankings following Week 9 of the season.
Chicago's 2-1 loss to the Pirates on Monday marked its ninth straight defeat, joining the 2017 Dodgers as the only two teams in the expansion era to have multiple 10-game winning streaks and a nine-game skid in the same season.
Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Wander Franco was declared criminally responsible for the sexual and psychological abuse of a minor, but he will not serve a sentence for it, a judge ruled Monday in the Dominican Republic, with full sentencing slated for June 16.
The Knicks completed a sweep of the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference finals to make the franchise's first NBA Finals since 1999.
Just when the Avalanche got back reigning Norris Trophy winner Cale Makar, Colorado might be without Hart Trophy finalist Nathan MacKinnon.
The Knicks are onto the NBA Finals for the first time since 1999, and New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani made sure to troll the Cavaliers.
Brewers ace Jacob Misiorowski matched a career high with 12 strikeouts, carried a no-hitter into the sixth inning and hit 100 mph on more than half his pitches in Monday's win over the Cardinals.
Astros right-hander Tatsuya Imai and relievers Steven Okert and Alimber Santa combined to throw a no-hitter in a 9-0 win over the Rangers on Monday night.
The Houston Astros threw the first combined no-hitter of the 2026 MLB season to defeat the Texas Rangers.
Maurice Edu takes you through what it's like during the final World Cup roster crunch.
Swedish driver Felix Rosenqvist made history Sunday by winning the closest Indianapolis 500 ever, earning the largest payout in race history.
One of Scotland's great goals of recent times is being celebrated all the way to the bank to mark the nation’s long-awaited return to the World Cup.
Canada head coach Jesse Marsch believes captain Alphonso Davies will play in the World Cup, although it’s unlikely he’ll be ready for the team’s opener because of injury.
Emotional and determined, David Malukas said he won't rest until he gets an Indy 500 win.
We're tracking Lionel Messi's goals and top moments for Inter Miami and the upcoming FIFA World Cup. Here's the latest.
Tests confirm Lionel Messi avoided a serious injury after exiting Inter Miami’s win early, making him available for Argentina in the 2026 World Cup.
Milwaukee’s Jacob Misiorowski threw 57 pitches of at least 100 mph — the most in a single game since pitch tracking began in 2008 — while getting 12 strikeouts to match his career high Monday against the St. Louis Cardinals
Tech
Sennheiser's latest Momentum headphones offer key audio and ANC improvements, including Dolby Atmos with head tracking.
The covers have come off the Ferrari Luce, the most anticipated EV ever. It completely breaks the Italian car maker's aesthetic archetype.
Our first look at a complete version of Ferrari's upcoming luxury EV that was designed by LoveFrom.
We still don't have a release date for the new game engine.
Dozens of juiced athletes competed at the Enhanced Games in Las Vegas. Most won’t admit what drugs they used.
Lots of our most-recommended headphones, power banks, and other gadgets are on sale for Memorial Day.
It’s one of the best times of the year to buy a mattress, and deals on our favorite models end tonight.
The company said its next-gen chips will be "feasible and affordable."
Single-player spin-off Squadron 42 is "in the closing stages" but doesn't have a release date either.
Memorial Day isn’t until Monday, but sales on our favorite gear are going on all weekend.
As public backlash against Big Dating mounts, a batch of new gay hookup apps offer community-powered alternatives.
Say what you will about the brand's leggings, but you'll never convince me to hate this marvel of a carryall.
If you can’t—or don’t want to—upgrade to full Windows 11, consider this lightweight version of Microsoft’s operating system that works on a wide range of computers.
As attackers ramp up their AI exploit development, the search for software vulnerabilities is changing rapidly.
NASA took advantage of the recent close approach of the Psyche probe to Mars to calibrate its observation instruments.
This week's science news.
Among the indie games we've seen worth checking out is a puzzle platformer inspired by mental health challenges and turning failures into progress.
We put the Oppo Find X9 Ultra up against the Vivo X300 Ultra to see which telephoto smartphone reigns supreme.
The Legend of Zelda is now landing in theaters on April 30.
It even has native stylus support, which Samsung dropped on the Galaxy Z Fold 7.
Entertainment
If you needed a reminder that fans are not always priority No. 1 -- turn to Russell Crowe -- cause the guy was absolutely not having it outside his Paris hotel. Check out the clip ... Russell puts autograph hunters firmly back in their lane after…
The American Music Awards are officially underway -- and Teyana Taylor and co wasted absolutely no time making sure the red carpet was the place to be! Have a scroll through our star-studded gallery -- Teyana rolled into Las Vegas' MGM Grand Garden…
Wander Franco was found criminally responsible for sexually and psychologically abusing a minor ... but the MLB star will not serve jail time. A judge in the Dominican Republic ruled Monday the Tampa Bay Rays shortstop was responsible in the case…
Zayn Malik only had one direction on his mind -- straight into his waiting car ... but unfortunately for him, fans had other plans! Check out this clip of Zayn leaving his hotel in Manchester, UK -- where a swarm of fans got way too close and…
Casey Anthony is back on familiar turf ... 'cause TMZ has learned she was spotted bargain hunting in Central Florida after spending much of the last year in New Hampshire. TMZ has obtained video and pictures of Casey hitting up a TJ Maxx in Lake…
Pat McAfee’s got plenty to celebrate -- and exhale over -- after welcoming baby No. 2 with wife Samantha McAfee ... following a scary emergency C-section! In a lengthy X post Monday, Pat announced the arrival of son Midas Robert McAfee --…
Lindsie Chrisley is dealing with a new legal headache ... 'cause TMZ has learned she was arrested in Georgia over the weekend. According to jail records, obtained by TMZ, the "Chrisley Knows Best" alum was arrested Saturday night on suspicion of…
If you needed another reason to question your own life choices after seeing Bella Hadid’s Cannes red carpet slay ... her latest bikini snaps just entered the chat. Yup, Bella turned the heat all the way up in a series of yacht pics shared to her…
President Donald Trump kicked off Memorial Day with a fiery online rant targeting political enemies before heading to Arlington National Cemetery to honor America's fallen service members. Trump started the holiday Monday with a Truth Social post…
Gabriel Ganley, a Brazilian bodybuilding influencer with millions of social media followers, has died. Ganley was reportedly found dead Saturday morning inside his apartment in São Paulo, Brazil. A friend discovered Gabriel's body in the kitchen…
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