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Angel Reese trolled the Dallas crowd with "too small" gestures and scored 12 points with 16 rebounds as the Atlanta Dream improved to 2-0 this season.
The Kansas City Royals are picked to beat the White Sox behind Seth Lugo, who has limited Chicago to two earned runs in 41.1 career innings.
Despite Hall of Fame talent across multiple eras, these four franchises have never won championships, making them the biggest underachievers in sports.
Democrat James Talarico faces criticism for being absent during voting on "Jocelyn's Law," a Texas bill to deny bail to illegal immigrants charged with violent felonies.
Noah Syndergaard calls ex Alex Cooper's comments about his MLB career a cheap shot, says his lifestyle has drastically changed since their split.
Kyle Larson detailed the mental stamina required to attempt "The Double," racing both the Indy 500 and Coke 600 in one grueling day of 1,100 miles.
Tyler Adams discussed the honor of representing the U.S. at the 2026 FIFA World Cup, saying fans will create an electric atmosphere on home soil.
A Minneapolis Fed study links the $15 minimum wage in the Twin Cities to reduced employment and hours, complicating national pushes for higher wages.
Flash Shelton says a 2019 squatter takeover of his late father's home revealed how property rights laws fail homeowners and protect illegal occupants.
Stay up to date with the Fox News True Crime Newsletter, which brings you the latest cases ripped from the headlines, from crime to courts, legal and scandal.
Satire
AKRON, OH — Curtis Whitaker noticed some subtle differences in his wife, Janie. Her face seemed on the verge of a frown as she kept glancing at him, and all her verbal interactions were very short and curt when usually Janie was quite loquacious.
Look, we all know how most people live their lives these days, so let’s not beat around the bush and pretend you need a nice home for entertaining and shit like that. Reference #538518
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LANGLEY, VA—In the wake of an operation condemned by critics as a reckless provocation that fails to heed the lessons of history, the Central Intelligence Agency came under fire Friday for arming a group of rowdy 7-year-olds in the town of Heronburg, OH. “Last I checked, the American people wer
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Susan Westbrook, 54, passed away Sunday after not shaking well something she was supposed to shake well.
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While some loons have desperately tried to read Christian themes and symbolism into The Lord of the Rings, the fact is that Tolkien's masterpiece is clearly a pagan work. How do we know? Here are nine obvious signs:
SAN DIEGO, CA — The San Diego Padres organization is reportedly concerned about local sports fan Lonny Philbin for being more invested in the success of the team than even the actual players.
BEIJING — Diplomatic talks between the United States and China reportedly got off to an awkward start after President Donald Trump demanded to negotiate directly with General Tso.
BOSTON—In an effort to entice Giannis Antetokounmpo to join the franchise, the Boston Celtics announced Tuesday that guard Payton Pritchard was now the two-time MVP’s brother. “We understand it would be difficult for Giannis to leave Thanasis and Alex behind in Milwaukee, but we want him to kn
U.S. — Longtime daytime talk show "The View" has announced that next season will feature an all-new cast of angry middle-aged women.
TAMPA, FL — Heavenly sources have announced that the Almighty has declined to "Bless This Mess" in spite of the presence of a novelty sign requesting that He do so.
U.S. — As part of ongoing efforts to empower the patient, medical website WebMD has added a convenient "Draft My Last Will And Testament" option for users researching their symptoms.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Democrats have unleashed vicious attack ads accusing L.A. mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt of not wanting to destroy the state of California.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Mayor Karen Bass received a glowing endorsement from California wildfires over the weekend, with thousands of acres of burned timber throwing their support behind Bass's re-election campaign.
CHICAGO—Plunged into sudden disarray and confusion, pedestrians on Augusta Boulevard were reportedly left frightened and wandering helplessly Monday after encountering a bright orange “Sidewalk Closed” sign. According to witnesses, a growing crowd of disoriented commuters were milling anxiousl
Ben Landau and William Roth: The happy couple married in a rusty grain silo Saturday after learning the price of renting out the barn.
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Every time I turn on the news, there’s something dreadful happening. Drugs pouring into our communities, innocent people dying in the streets, chaos unfolding in practically every corner of the country. Things outside the U.S. aren’t much prettier. Famine, war, poverty, terrorism. When did thing
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Sports
We're just a month away from the 2026 World Cup! How do all the major contenders -- and the three co-hosts -- look in terms of rosters and starters?
Our reporters ranked the top 15 contenders for this summer's top prize as they see it.
The Cavaliers and Pistons are headed back to Detroit tied 2-2. We broke down the key factors ahead of Game 5.
The MLB and MLBPA met for the first time this week. These are the topics that will dominate baseball's CBA conversations.
Grizzlies forward Brandon Clarke has died at age 29.
Jason Collins, the NBA's first openly gay player who has served as a global ambassador for the sport for the past decade, has died of brain cancer, his family said Tuesday. He was 47.
Cal Raleigh's hitless streak was the longest in the majors this season, and his knock in the seventh inning was his first since April 27.
Katherine Legge will attempt to become the first woman to complete the "double" by racing in the Indianapolis 500 and Coca-Cola 600 on the same day.
Two days removed from his first career ejection, Victor Wembanyama had 27 points, 17 rebounds and three blocks to fuel a Game 5 rout, putting the Spurs one win away from the Western Conference finals.
The Wizards, Jazz and Grizzlies have the top picks in the 2026 NBA draft. Here's Jeremy Woo's updated mock.
Can OKC challenge the postseason records of some of the greatest teams in league history? See the odds.
Check out the latest NBA title odds as the postseason enters the second round.
The NBA playoffs are in full motion. Check out the odds for each second-round series.
Katherine Legge will attempt to add running “The Double," the Indy 500 and Coca-Cola 600, to her resume, which would make her the first woman to accomplish the feat.
Here are the games we know on the 2026 NFL regular-season schedule.
Here's who'll play in the NFL International Series in 2026.
Cristiano Ronaldo’s sixth and likely final World Cup will be the first for the Portgual great since he left Europe to play in Saudi Arabia
Mexico manager Javier Aguirre has released his 55-man preliminary World Cup roster, notably excluding Hirving "Chucky" Lozano.
Injuries. A manager under pressure. Calling up a top prospect. The Mets are looking to shake things up.
If you were to create an ideal World Cup starting lineup for the U.S. men's national team, who would you pick?
Tech
xAI has reportedly added 19 more unpermitted methane gas turbines to its latest data center site.
They were supposed to be made in the US, but instead were "designed with American values in mind."
Republicans still have the midterms to get through, but administration officials have already set their sights on the next election.
No one other than you will be able to read messages exchanged via Incognito Chat with Meta AI.
The company says its new Incognito Chat allows you to use its AI chatbot without anyone else—including Meta—being able to access your conversations.
One of the best things these speakers have going for them is a reliable app.
It can now shoot at a stellar 30 fps with no blackout and capture 8K 30p video.
It comes with a flip-out display and in-body stabilization, but no stacked sensor or electronic viewfinder.
The full Amazon experience is available on Echo Show 15 and 21.
Alexa for Shopping is an 'agentic AI assistant' for Amazon purchases
A University of Nebraska lab has developed a test that can detect the virus before symptoms become severe. Now, it's ready to start testing those returning to the US after a cruise outbreak.
Protect your home against dust, pets, allergies, and more with the best air purifiers, tested firsthand.
As more sex workers quit the industry, some are having to navigate tough questions around consent and the “afterlife” of work they no longer want to be associated with.
Pose your questions ahead of our May 27 livestream AMA, where a panel of WIRED experts will discuss how AI is transforming work.
The latest Bravia Theater soundbar strips away the nice-to-have extras, but its crisp and booming sound is on point.
The state of Georgia banned the use of QR codes for elections, based in part on the assertions of a man who’s boosted false claims about Israel and 9/11. Now no one knows how ballots will be counted.
Once again, Sony doesn't have plans to release it in the US.
From a twisty lamp to a bendy clock, the Swedish company’s full 2026 PS Collection has dropped. It’s a boon for those looking to refine their homes and workstations.
The complaint says ChatGPT started giving Sam Nelson advice about drug use with the launch of GPT-4o.
Entertainment
Samuel Monroe Jr. showed a glimmer of hope amid his serious health battle ... but TMZ has learned the actor has experienced a severe downturn, as his condition continues to decline. Samuel's wife Shawna Stewart tells TMZ ... the "Menace II Society"…
Paris Jackson scored a major win in her battle over money spent by the executors running her late father Michael Jackson's estate -- while the executors also received praise for their work ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by…
Jacob is soooo Gen Z -- complain complain complain, although this time he may have a point. Our D.C. young'un ran into Rep. Seth Magaziner on The Hill, and told the Congressman about how he and his friends suffered through COVID, and how he just…
8:47 AM PT -- South Carolina Attorney General Alan Wilson released a statement Wednesday, saying ... “While we respectfully disagree with the Court’s decision, my Office will aggressively seek to retry Alex Murdaugh for the murders of Maggie…
8:31 AM PT -- We asked Spencer if he has ever lived in the trailer, and he said no, adding, "I have never told anyone I lived there." However, in the campaign ad, he says squarely, "This is where I live" as he stood in front of the trailer. Spencer…
Working with your ex would feel like a real-life "American Horror Story" to most people ... but Emma Roberts and Evan Peters seem to be handling it just fine. The exes made a rare appearance together onstage at the Disney Upfront event in New York…
Ray J ain't happy N3on is allegedly buddy-buddy with the Kardashians ... after he says the streamer ghosted him for months. The rapper and content creator appeared on a stream together Tuesday, and you can see Ray J didn't hold nothin' back when…
Rep. Nancy Mace sees a little Donald Trump in Spencer Pratt, and she seems all in on the reality star becoming the next L.A. Mayor. Charlie ran into the Congresswoman from South Carolina Monday, and she's putting Spencer's campaign in the…
The dreaded hantavirus has nearly claimed another life ... as a French woman is struggling, breathing through an artificial lung amid the MV Hondius cruise outbreak. According to her doctor, the unidentified woman is currently in critical condition…
President Donald Trump has officially landed in China ... and his welcome looked like a celebration for the opening of the Olympics. Check out the video -- Trump and his entourage got the literal red carpet treatment ... there was a gaggle of…
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