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Jacob Coxon's viral warning that AI could kill humanity sparked massive media coverage, but the White House and tech critics question the real motives.
President Donald Trump said the White House looked like a "dump" before his renovations, saying the exterior skin was "practically falling off."
A federal judge ruled DHS unlawfully seized the Federal Emergency Management Agency's authority over staffing and pushed thousands of job cuts.
Methodic runs, more mature Jaxson Dart, and chewing clock led to a perfect start to the John Harbaugh era for the New York Giants against the Dallas Cowboys.
Roxanne Perez already awaits as No. 1 contender after La Catalina ended Flammer's historic 1,128-day Reina de Reinas reign at Triplemania 34.
MetLife Stadium's 9/11 tribute before Giants vs. Dallas Cowboys featured the Tribute in Light, FDNY's Ladder 343 truck and a giant American flag.
The president said the U.S. spies on China "too" after a report linked Chinese satellite imagery to Iran's deadly July missile attack on American troops.
The Tracy Unified School District placed the educator and football coach, Jeffrey Pribble, on leave as separate criminal and district investigations continue.
An Air Force colonel survived a 70-100 mph parachute fall into Iran with three broken bones and evaded enemy capture for 50 harrowing hours.
A Maryland father blamed "Satan" for his 2-month-old daughter's fatal head trauma that led to her death, as he and the child's mother are facing child abuse charges.
Satire
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that late entries would not be tolerated, producers for the 78th Primetime Emmy Awards issued a statement Sunday warning aging stars that the deadline to be included in this year’s “In Memoriam” segment was midnight. “Our ‘In Memoriam’ slideshow is almost comple
BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Expressing regret over her decision to star in and produce the film Practical Magic 2, co-lead Sandra Bullock told reporters Friday that she should have just had dinner with Nicole Kidman. “Honestly, when the studio came to me and asked if I wanted to do a legacy sequel, I was
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Onion Sports examines the incredible engineering in today's NFL gear.
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The lovely couple could not afford the time off work, so they wed in eight 15-minute chunks over three days during their allotted bathroom breaks.
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NEW YORK—In an effort to deepen viewer connection to the on-field product, Major League Baseball officials announced Tuesday a new fan-engagement initiative in which every ball introduced into play would be accompanied by a rich emotional backstory explaining its personal stakes, motivations, and
GALENA, IL—Calling the woman a “desperate slut” who hadn’t put in a hard day’s work in her life, an anonymous source told reporters Monday that local mother Tara Grunsen had only attained a senior role in her family because she had slept her way to the top. “I hate to say it, but the so
The 78th Primetime Emmy Awards will air on Monday. The Onion shares everything you need to know about this year’s ceremony. Q: Who’s most likely to win? A: Taylor Dearden is a favorite for Outstanding Attempt To Hide You’re A Cranston. Q: What happens if someone’s speech goes too long? A:
Australia’s record industry banned music made entirely using AI from officially charting, responding to a version of Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” produced using AI-generated vocals and drums which charted for 16 weeks. What do you think?
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Sports
Arsenal are watching developments between Liverpool and Rio Ngumoha with interest. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Taking a look at the top 10 fantasy scorers through Sunday Night Football.
Caleb Williams, Josh Allen and Trevor Lawrence came up big in Week 1, while Ja'Marr Chase, Drake London and Colston Loveland had very quiet days.
A look at this week's Top 25.
After two weeks of games, we can answer some reasonable questions about several CFP contenders.
In New Orleans' wild 31-30 overtime loss to the Detroit Lions on Sunday afternoon at Ford Field, there was a controversial overturned defensive touchdown that Saints coach Kellen Moore labeled "a little bit of a challenging circumstance."
Vikings quarterback Kyler Murray suffered a concussion after taking a hard hit in his Minnesota debut.
Alexander Zverev won his second major championship and kept American men without a Grand Slam title since 2003, beating Ben Shelton 6-3, 7-6 (2), 5-7, 6-2 on Sunday in the US Open final.
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. hit his first regular-season home run in Toronto since August 2025.
John Harbaugh came away pleased with his team's performance in his Big Apple debut.
The Rams got some bad news about their star defender, while the Ravens and Bills impressed in Week 1. See the latest SB odds.
The Browns took a lopsided loss to open the 2026 season, but there's much more to fix than just finding a better quarterback.
Check out the early odds, spreads and totals for all 16 Week 2 games.
The Giants dominated the Cowboys to close the Sunday slate of Week 1. Here's what we took away.
The Bears and the Bengals made statements. The Rams and the Steelers caused concern. Here are Ralph Vacchiano's top takeaways from Week 1.
Here's everything that happened during Week 1 of the NFL season.
Washington quarterback Jayden Daniels took accountability for Stefon Diggs' costly penalty after the Commanders' 24-22 loss to the Eagles.
When asked about the Commanders' decision to go for two late, Tom Brady didn't hold back on his opinion, questioning the play call that came up empty and ultimately lost the game for Washington.
Zack Baun continued to be a model of reliability for the Eagles in their victory over the Commanders on Sunday.
"The Bear" drops his latest Top 10 rankings now that Week 2 is in the books. Who does he have at No. 1?
Tech
Modern MacBooks can use two different types of cables to charge, but is USB-C or MagSafe a better option overall?
Running an Ethernet cable can provide faster speeds than Wi-Fi in many cases, but the length and type of cable make a difference.
Android Auto added a new capability recently that upgrades the infotainment screen in a big way. Let's activate it.
OpenAI's new model, GPT-6 Astra, has begun rolling out to users. Here's how you can get it and pitfalls to avoid.
iMessage is simple, and even RCS and SMS are usually reliable. But when your iPhone won't sent a message, you can coax it into working again.
Shooting a movie on IMAX 15/70 cameras can produce incredible film, but one of the major tradeoffs for filmmakers is how loud they can get when rolling.
OpenAI's CEO called it an "ill-advised moment to go public" in an interview with Fortune.
If you've never been satisfied with Liquid Glass on your Phone, then you'll probably like some of the new customization options Apple offers in iOS 27.
The reveal is scheduled for October 10, so long as it's not delayed again.
Should you get AppleCare+ or AppleCare One? We explain the difference in this post.
These bird feeders come with cameras and connected apps to let you see and learn about the birds in your neighborhood.
Apple’s Safari browser gets a few helpful automation and personalization features in iOS 27.
Grow a backyard’s worth of greens and vegetables in your house with a vertical hydroponic garden. Here are a few that might be worth the investment.
Coway’s new Airmega Halo runs quietly and clears visible smoke quickly, but its air-quality readings weren’t always reassuring.
Silicon Valley is shifting away from chatbot queries toward a future filled with resource-intensive agentic AI—and it's driving the data center buildout.
“There’s no reason we can’t think that, at some point in the future, we can have volcano forecasts that are like weather forecasts.”
Take your home office to new heights with our favorite motorized standing desks.
A subset of male gamers have spent years warning that the transgressive series has been neutered by progressive developers, but the backlash isn’t taking hold.
I tried all the top models to find the best 3-in-1 Apple charging stations, pads, and more. Keep your iPhone, Apple Watch, and AirPods topped up with these WIRED-tested docking systems.
Plus: The US disrupts the internet’s biggest black market, a Conti ransomware hacker gets prison time, Meta fails to stop AI-generated videos of child abuse.
Entertainment
Happy Emmy Day y'all! Can you unhack this Emmy nominated star? Here are your clues: She took home the W last year for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series. She plays a stubborn, struggling comedian alongside many greats like Jean Smart…
Tupac Shakur's convicted killer Duane "Keffe D" Davis was apparently troublesome behind bars, collecting a slew of serious alleged violations before the murder trial ... and some of them involve violence. TMZ obtained records detailing all of…
Tom Sandoval is putting romance on ice for a while ... saying he's taking a break from dating after his messy split from Victoria Lee Robinson. The "Vanderpump Rules" alum was interviewed outside a pre-Emmy party in Los Angeles, where he said he's…
Zach Hickerson is speaking out for the first time since his arrest following that wild South Carolina bar fight ... and he says rumors surrounding Hayden Panettiere's death are fueling attacks on him and his brother. Zach was spotted after being…
Lil Tay apparently decided an NYFW booking was optional ... crashing the Creators Inc. runway and strutting like she belonged there. TMZ obtained video of Tay hopping onto the catwalk during the show, working her way down the runway and soaking up…
Patrick Clancy and his new wife are continuing to move forward after the mistrial in Lindsay Clancy's murder case ... stepping out for a low-key Hamptons coffee run. TMZ obtained a photo of Patrick and Rachel Danis inside the Milk Pail on Saturday,…
Cam Skattebo wasn't exactly first through the doors at MetLife Sunday ... and when he finally rolled up, even getting through the gate turned into a whole thing. TMZ Sports obtained a photo of the Giants running back outside an entry gate around…
Jen Shah is officially back outside after her prison stint ... and she's making damn sure everyone knows it. The "Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" alum popped up at Saturday's Utah Utes football game against Arkansas ... posting a TikTok from…
Kroy Biermann apparently still has an old gambling tab hanging over his head ... and now a judge says it's time to pay up. The former NFL player has been ordered to cough up more than $64,000 stemming from a 2021 gambling trip to the Bahamas,…
Courteney Cox is remembering her late "Scream" costar Hayden Panettiere ... recalling the fun they had together before Hayden's shocking death last month. Courteney spoke with Entertainment Weekly at the Toronto International Film Festival, where…
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