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A grandfather died days before Christmas in a "freak accident" at a Nebraska drive-thru after being pinned between his car and the payment window.
From stackable bins to rolling cases, these ornament organizers make it easy to decorate and store your holiday decor.
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Travis Kelce will be remembered as a legend no matter what the result was going to be in potentially his final home game on Thursday night.
Taylor Swift appeared at Arrowhead Stadium Thursday night and watched what could be her fiancé's final home game with the Kansas City Chiefs.
Three Palestinians accused of torching a Christmas tree and damaging part of a Nativity scene at a West Bank Catholic church were arrested.
Steve Kerr addressed his heated exchange with Draymond Green, describing it as a lapse in judgment while stressing the importance of their long-term partnership.
Russian forces were reportedly cut off and surrendering in Ukraine's Kupyansk as supply lines fail. Only dozens of isolated troops remain in the strategic city.
Australia announced a national bravery award for heroes who confronted ISIS-inspired gunmen during a deadly Hanukkah attack that killed 15 people in Sydney.
Basketball Hall of Famer Charles Barkley criticized the NFL for scheduling games on Christmas Day, saying the holiday should be reserved for the NBA.
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AKRON, OH—Using the icon of a sleigh to denote his unmistakable presence near a residence in northeastern Ohio, NORAD’s official tracking app confirmed that Santa Claus paid a visit to his former girlfriend’s house around 3 a.m. Wednesday. “With our state-of-the-art satellite technology, w
READING, PA—Saying the snot-nosed brat sure as hell better not expect any damn frankincense or myrrh, sources confirmed Friday that a bullshit newborn wasn’t even Jesus Christ, the Son of God. “There’s not a fucking chance this useless goddamn baby is going to die for our sins,” said the
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Seasons greetings from your old friend Santa! With Christmas just a few short days away, Santa is hard at work at the North Pole, making presents for all you good boys and girls. But this year, Santa will come down the chimney a little gingerly, because Santa is very sore from attempting to regrow h
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Secretary of State Marco Rubio ordered diplomatic correspondences to cease the use of Calibri font and revert to Times New Roman, attributing the previous change by the Biden Administration to misguided diversity initiatives. What do you think?
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TORONTO—Accusing the HBO drama of egregiously misrepresenting their experiences off the ice, the National Hockey League Players’ Association blasted Heated Rivalry Friday for what it described as incredibly unrealistic depictions of anal sex between players. “The show’s portrayals of hockey
MACKINSHAW, NE—Emphasizing that he didn’t want to seem paranoid but it was the only way he could make sense of it all, high school senior Geoffrey Lesseder stated Monday that he was starting to suspect the three school shootings he had been in might be about him. “At first I thought it was due
WAYNE, NE—After coming together and pooling resources to save Christmas for the town’s most impoverished family, a tight-knit Nebraska community reportedly did jack shit this week to make the holiday better for its second-poorest family. “Getting to see the smiles on the Turner kids’ faces w
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Sports
Our NFL Nation reporters answer big questions from each Week 17 game. Here's what you need to know.
What has gone wrong for Tagovailoa, what's the Dolphins' path forward and is there any interest in him?
Here's the latest, including intel on Burrow's future, opening QB1 spots, the Jaguars' legitimacy and Pro Bowl roster fallout.
The Kansas City Chiefs' loss to the Denver Broncos on Thursday might have marked Travis Kelce's final appearance at Arrowhead Stadium, though the star tight end remained noncommittal about his future following the game.
The Lions officially fell out of playoff contention with a 23-10 loss to the Vikings, leaving Detroit to evaluate how it needs to improve.
Dak Prescott reiterated after Thursday's win that he wants to play in next week's season finale versus the Giants, citing his pride in not finishing below .500 as a team.
Left fielder Tyler Soderstrom and the A's are in agreement on a seven-year, $86 million contract with a club option for an eighth season and escalators that can max out at $131 million, sources told ESPN.
The San Antonio Spurs defeated the Oklahoma City Thunder 117-102 on Thursday for their third win over the defending NBA champs in the past two weeks.
Los Angeles Lakers guard Austin Reaves exited their Christmas Day loss to the Houston Rockets because of left calf soreness.
The New York Knicks center and TV personality have been dating since 2020.
Here are the takeaways from the NFL's Christmas tripleheader, which saw the Lions get eliminated from playoff contention.
Get the latest NFL playoff picture and bracket ahead of Week 17.
Enter the free NFL Week 17 Super 6 Contest for a chance to win cash prizes! And don't worry — Chris 'The Bear' Fallica is here to help.
Check out the odds for every NFL Week 17 matchup, beginning with Christmas Day.
The Broncos and Chiefs will author the latest chapter of their AFC West rivalry in a Week 17 clash on Christmas night.
Lamar Jackson did not practice Wednesday for the Baltimore Ravens because of his back injury.
Could the Ravens make Lamar Jackson available in a trade? Here are three possible trade fits for the two-time MVP should the rumors become reality this offseason.
Who's hurt? Who's practicing? Who's starting? Who's on the hot seat? Here's the latest on what's happening around the league entering Week 17.
Who is in line to get the No. 1 pick in the 2026 NFL Draft? Here's the latest projected draft order.
Keeping track of players who may be on the move, manager comings and goings, and other buzz from around the majors.
Tech
If you want to expand the storage of your Nintendo Switch 2, you’ll need a microSD Express card. This is not the same as the more traditional microSD cards you may have bought for the original Switch or other gaming handhelds; Express cards are newer, faster and significantly more expensive on ave
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One Battle After Another, Spinal Tap II: The End Continues, and It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley are just a few of the movies you should be watching on HBO Max this month.
Sony's latest console may be a few years old at this point, but it's still got plenty to offer — including some of the best games of this generation. Whether you just got a new PS5 or PS5 Pro, or you've had yours for a little while, you may want to give it a refresh of sorts by investing in some n
Setting up a PS5 for a child means you can offer an age-appropriate and safe platform for them to play. Sony made its parental control tools more comprehensive in recent years and they allow families to manage screen time, block unsuitable content, guide online interactions and approve purchases. Th
Upgrading to the Switch 2 is a big step forward, thanks to the larger screen, new features and improved performance. But shifting to a new console naturally raises the question of what happens to all your games and save data on the one you already have. Thankfully, Nintendo has built a clear System
Christmas Day famously belongs to football. This Dec. 25, there are three NFL games to watch: the Dallas Cowboys vs. Washington Commanders, the Detroit Lions vs. the Minnesota Vikings and the Denver Broncos vs. Kansas City Chiefs. Here's what you need to know about Thursday's football slate, and the
Here's how to make iPhone and Android devices a little easier to use.
This year, the right-to-repair movement got a boost from—surprisingly—big tech, tariffs, and economic downturn. But the companies controlling who fixes their stuff aren’t giving up that power willingly.
If anything, iPhones and Pixels are practically vanilla. The next generation is thinner, more transparent, and folds in half. That’s a good thing.
Research shows that watching a simulated fire may have real psychological benefits.
One of the best things about the Switch 2 is how familiar it feels if you have used any previous Switch console. You can still move between handheld and TV play without thinking about it, and most of your favorite games come along for the ride. Nintendo’s compatibility page highlights the rare tit
Although wolf-canine interbreeding has been considered extremely rare, the latest research shows that many present-day canines carry a small amount of wolf genes.
Starting at around 1PM ET on December 24, Steam experienced an outage that impacted users ability to access the game store and play games online. Valve didn’t acknowledge the outage publicly, but SteamDB’s unofficial Steam Status page reported that the Steam Store, Steam Community, and Steam Web
Most microSD cards are fast enough for stashing photos, recording video and transferring files, but some will get you a little more bang for your buck than others. If you’re looking to boost the storage of your Nintendo Switch 2, Steam Deck, GoPro or any other device that still accepts microSD car
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Back in November, Sony started selling PS5 consoles at a $100 discount as part of a Black Friday/Cyber Monday promotion. The deal officially sunsets at 3AM ET, so now is a good time to bite the bullet on a gaming console given that prices aren't likely to go down anytime soon.
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Entertainment
Before he was winning World Series rings with the Dodgers, Shohei Ohtani was dominating on the Angels ... and one of the final jerseys he wore with the other L.A. team is hitting the auction block -- and it could go for a big bag!! That's what…
Before this lil' cutie with red reindeer antlers turned into a singer-songwriter, she was just throwin' on her holiday attire, growing up in Galloway Township, New Jersey, and dreaming of the flashy lights ... She rose to fame in 2019 with her…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. New Year's Eve means one thing ... it's time to get serious about those fitness resolutions for 2026! While we can't wheel you to the gym every day, these fitness…
Taylor Swift is showing her team spirit by spending Christmas day in Kansas City ... popping up at fiancé Travis Kelce's game against the Denver Broncos!!! Travis' game is being shown on Amazon Prime and the broadcast just cut away from some…
Cardi B's house is filled with Christmas trees, and they're all decorated with different themes ... and she's giving us a backstage tour. The "Bodak Yellow" rapper posted video from inside her home, showing off her Christmas decorations ...…
Martin Scorsese is remembering Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, penning an emotional essay to his late friends ... and taking a shot at their killer. The famed direct recalled all his fond memories of Rob and Michele in a guest essay…
President Trump has Christmas gifts for terrorists he claims have been slaughtering Christians in Nigeria ... deadly strikes. Trump hopped on social media on Christmas Day and announced the United States had just launched a "powerful and deadly…
Kendall Jenner's beauty is the gift that keeps on giving ... just take a gander at her in a tight red dress on Christmas Eve. The model ventured out Wednesday night in a festive outfit perfect for a sexy night before Christmas ... a striking red…
Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner are taking their relationship to a major next step ... the Kardashian's Christmas gingerbread house. Eagle-eyed fans noticed in an Instagram story posted by Travis Barker's step-daughter -- Atiana De La Hoya --…
Here's an easy way to find yourself on the naughty list ... a man in Seattle is in police custody after stealing a patrol car from a Washington State Patrol lieutenant ... and only TMZ has video of the suspect shoving the cop to the ground and…
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