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Reigning NASCAR champion Kyle Larson and Jeff Gordon responded to Stephen A. Smith's controversial claim that race car drivers are not true athletes.
Alex Murdaugh gets a new trial after the South Carolina Supreme Court overturns his murder convictions due to jury tampering by a court official.
Ex-girlfriend of Rep. Thomas Massie alleges he offered $5,000 to settle a wrongful termination lawsuit as Kentucky primary voting is already underway.
Sanctuary jurisdictions across the U.S. are accused of nullifying federal immigration law, allegedly endangering American citizens and law enforcement.
An experimental weight loss drug tested in mice targets five receptor systems and may reduce side effects, according to a study published in Nature.
First on Fox: Chloe Cole vows to return to UW after canceling appearance over alleged Antifa threats
Chloe Cole spoke out after canceling her University of Washington speech, citing alleged threats from Antifa and growing campus safety concerns.
Primm, Nevada, could become the first "gambling ghost town" as its last casino hotel is scheduled to shut down on July 4, ending decades of border town gaming.
One year after a female fencer was disqualified for protesting a trans opponent, a transgender competitor was reportedly denied entry at the same event.
Charles Barkley said Jalen Duren's two rebounds in Game 4 were "two more than a dead person" before Cleveland took a 3-2 NBA Playoffs series lead.
Silent voicemail scams drop blank messages into your inbox without ringing your phone. Here's how the scam works and what you can do to fight back now.
Satire
NEW YORK—In an effort to focus on the incredible array of bathing suits featured in its pages, Sports Illustrated announced Wednesday that it would be removing all the distracting models from the magazine’s swimsuit edition. “It has come to our attention that the buxom women we usually feature
U.S. — The results of a groundbreaking new study appear to show that the reason today's children routinely struggle with mathematics is because they no longer play computer games from the bestselling Math Blaster! franchise.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Mayor Karen Bass struck back at mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt on Wednesday, warning the surviving Angelenos who hadn't been stabbed to death by a hobo that his rhetoric was dangerous.
U.S. — In a move that even some within the entertainment industry are branding as "too far", director Christopher Nolan has cast actor Steve Buscemi as Helen of Troy.
The State Department has begun revoking passports of parents who owe a significant amount in unpaid child support, beginning with those owing $100,000 or more. What do you think?
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Passengers aboard the cruise ship at the epicenter of a deadly hantavirus outbreak have returned to their home countries, where they will be quarantined and monitored. What do you think?
The post Passengers From Hantavirus-Stricken Cruise Ship Return Home appeared first on The Onion.
NOT SATIRE: My family fled communism — and American media almost turned me INTO a communist.
OGDEN, UT — As the great Khan once stood admiring the vast reaches of his empire, so local man Philip Bauer stood this morning, watching as his freshly-repaired sprinkler no longer watered the driveway.
AKRON, OH — Curtis Whitaker noticed some subtle differences in his wife, Janie. Her face seemed on the verge of a frown as she kept glancing at him, and all her verbal interactions were very short and curt when usually Janie was quite loquacious.
LANGLEY, VA—In the wake of an operation condemned by critics as a reckless provocation that fails to heed the lessons of history, the Central Intelligence Agency came under fire Friday for arming a group of rowdy 7-year-olds in the town of Heronburg, OH. “Last I checked, the American people wer
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Susan Westbrook, 54, passed away Sunday after not shaking well something she was supposed to shake well.
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BOSTON—In an effort to entice Giannis Antetokounmpo to join the franchise, the Boston Celtics announced Tuesday that guard Payton Pritchard was now the two-time MVP’s brother. “We understand it would be difficult for Giannis to leave Thanasis and Alex behind in Milwaukee, but we want him to kn
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Sports
Inter Miami's current setup is almost unrecognizable compared with the last time they visited Cincinnati.
Borussia Dortmund midfielder Jobe Bellingham is back on Manchester United's radar. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Out of the lineup again as he slumps at the plate, Shohei Ohtani continued his dominance on the mound Wednesday night, striking out eight in seven scoreless innings in a 4-0 win over the Giants.
The Dolphins and De'Von Achane agreed to a four-year contract extension worth $64 million, a source confirmed to ESPN on Wednesday, making him the third-highest-paid running back in the NFL.
NBA commissioner Adam Silver confirmed on Stephen A. Smith's radio show Wednesday that the NBA has landed on a proposal to present to the league's board of governors later this month to revamp the league's draft lottery in an attempt to curb tanking.
The Braves improved MLB's top record to 30-13 with another thrilling win Wednesday night, scoring three runs in the eighth inning to beat the Cubs 4-1.
The Royals-White Sox game at Rate Field was delayed for a brief time Wednesday after a fan fell into the Kansas City bullpen in right field.
The NFL ended a mandate that all 32 teams hire a minority coach as an offensive assistant ahead of the 2025 season and not because of recent pressure from Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier.
OKC optimizes for happy players. Like it or not, those happy players are favored to win another NBA title.
The Cavaliers came back from a nine-point deficit late in regulation to beat the Pistons 117-113 in overtime and take a 3-2 lead in the Eastern Conference semifinals.
The World Cup final will have some of the biggest names in music joining the festivities.
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The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Sebastian Berhalter scored two goals — his first multi-goal game this season — and the Vancouver Whitecaps beat FC Dallas 3-2.
Julian Hall scored three goals and became the youngest player (18 years, 50 days) with a hat trick in MLS history, and the New York Red Bulls beat the Columbus Crew 3-2..
We're tracking Lionel Messi's goals and top moments for Inter Miami and the upcoming FIFA World Cup. Here's the latest.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
We know all the matches and dates for the group stage games for next summer's 48-team soccer bonanza.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
Tech
The InstaFarm makes growing your own microgreens practical at home.
The first generation to truly grow up online, Generation Z and their cohort live in a social media ecosystem that blends facts and feelings. It’s significantly shifting how they understand what’s true.
A corporate climate watchdog has dropped a rule proposal around clean energy certificates.
These bookshelf speakers are excellent for music playback, but you'll want to stick with a soundbar for theater-shaking surround sound.
But Reuters says NVIDIA has yet to make any deliveries.
The HelloFresh meal kit has harnessed AI and modern logistics to field the most impressively gigantic menu I have ever seen. Recipe times are still lies, though.
A bustling underground ecosystem is providing criminals with the tools to unlock iPhones—and wage phishing attacks against their contacts to access bank accounts and more.
From designer straws to magnet-sealed leather pouches, the platform is awash in products seemingly built for coke—despite Meta’s policies on drug paraphernalia.
Next week, Meta is cutting about 10 percent of its staff. WIRED spoke with more than a dozen current and former employees about what it's like inside a company where "everyone is unhappy."
The company agrees with Google that it would put European users' privacy and safety at risk.
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Copilot features are now available on Edge for mobile.
There are single and dual probe models available.
Advertising has become big business for the streamer.
But doing so could threaten its bottom line.
A Wilhelm one, no less.
The history tab might be the most useful feature X has added in forever.
Devolver promises "both familiar and all-new mechanics."
Entertainment
Tiffany Haddish's attorneys have had it with the comedian's seemingly never-ending DUI case, demanding the whole thing be tossed since there wasn't a single injury or victim! Last week, Haddish's lawyers, Marissa Goldberg and Drew Findling, filed a…
Chud the Builder's problems are stacking up ... the controversial streamer has now been charged in connection with Wednesday's wild shooting outside a Tennessee courthouse. The Montgomery County Sheriff's Office announced that Chud, whose real name…
Chris Brown's ex-housekeeper is asking a judge to keep out evidence that a member of Brown's team gave her money for medical bills after his dog attacked her ... claiming it's not relevant to the case. Maria Avila filed court documents last week…
Chloe Bailey is officially taking the crown for this week's Cheek of the Week -- and with bikini shots this hot, the honor is well deserved! The 27-year-old singer looked back at it in a white thong two-piece while flashing that stunning smile.…
Before Travis Kelce ever made a Pro Bowl or went on a date with Taylor Swift, his teammate, Mitch Morse, said he knew the tight end was destined for greatness! Morse, who played with Trav from 2015 to 2018, swung by the TMZ Sports studio for a chat…
Swedish film actor Gustaf Hammarsten was in his early 40s when he played Lutz -- Brüno’s highly devoted assistant, who is romantically interested in him -- in the comedy/satire film "Brüno" back in 2009. Guess what he looks like now in his late…
Hantavirus is not the end of the world ... and people should keep booking their cruises as normal ... according to cruise influencers Rich and Jasmine Ramnarine. TMZ spoke to the content creators behind A Rich and Jazzy Life ... who go on about 11…
8:35PM PT -- The Director of National Intelligence spokesperson took to X to deny the reports claiming the CIA had raided Director Tulsi Gabbard's office ... saying plainly "This is false -- the CIA did not raid the DNI's office." The CIA has…
7:20PM PT -- CBS put out a statement confirming one of their cameramen had suffered a medical emergency, but says he's "okay and recovering." A terrifying moment happened live on-air when a CBS crew member suffered a medical emergency during an…
A passenger has died after going overboard from a Carnival cruise ship near the Bahamas ... TMZ has learned. Sources on board the boat tell TMZ ... the man went into the water from the Carnival Liberty as it traveled just outside Nassau Tuesday.…
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