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USA Today columnist Nancy Armour claimed the Heritage Foundation is now targeting Title IX after a report criticized the law's proportionality mandates.
Walton County Sheriff's Office reveals distinctive tattoos on fugitive Isabelle Johnson as the monthlong manhunt for the murder suspect continues.
An AP video about transgender aid workers in Nepal turning to sex work after USAID cuts sparked fierce conservative backlash over taxpayer funding priorities.
Oprah Winfrey explains her unscripted "silent or silenced" question to Meghan Markle as critics accuse her of rewriting history years later.
Four Minnesota Twins players are all getting married on the same day this offseason, creating a bizarre scheduling quirk for wedding guests.
Zohran Mamdani posted about his residence tax plan while staying silent on what officials called an antisemitic stabbing on the Upper West Side.
A Seoul Michelin-starred restaurant allegedly served ants containing heavy metal levels up to 55 times the allowed limit on its sorbets since 2021.
Video shows Las Vegas Raiders tight end Brock Bowers surprising longtime girlfriend Cameron Rose Newell with a proposal where it all started.
The guidance directs federal agencies to weigh religious liberty earlier in rulemaking, employment and grant decisions under new Supreme Court rulings.
A 13-year-old foster child was allegedly drowned by two teens at a McCormick County council chairman's home in South Carolina, investigators say.
Satire
U.S. — Finally making public a long-anticipated change to the denomination's policy regarding qualifications for members of its pastorate, the United Methodist Church announced a ban on heterosexual clergy.
There's no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at than men. Being aware of these things can help life go more smoothly.
Feel Irish from the comfort of your own home with this simple trick!
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As congressional hearings looking into "wokeness" in federal institutions took place on Capitol Hill, a Smithsonian director admitted that she was completely unaware of any "Kill Whitey" tattoo on her forehead.
NEW YORK, NY — After coming to the sobering realization he has no authority to arrest a world leader, Mayor Zoran Mamdani reportedly released an epic hip hop diss track designed to get Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu shaking in his boots.
TRENTON, NJ — Concerns about election integrity in the United States were once again brought to the public's attention, as New Jersey blamed a "slight software glitch" for accidentally enrolling the entire country of Bolivia as voters.
NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani tearfully admitted in a recorded statement that he does not, in fact, have any legal authority to invade Poland.
WASHINGTON—Touting the new line of currency as an important way to recognize the many babes bagged by the commander-in-chief over the years, the U.S. Mint announced plans Wednesday to release a series of gold coins commemorating President Donald Trump’s extramarital affairs. “These coins will
BOSTON—Struggling to come to grips with the unreasonable demands, local man Gerald Ullman told reporters Wednesday that his overbearing girlfriend was expecting him to take the feelings in his head and use words to say them into the world. “I just don’t get what she means when she says I shoul
WASHINGTON—Responding to repeated complaints about the smell and the difficulty of reheating lunch while the U.S. Cabinet member was still rotating inside the appliance, Department of Health and Human Services staffers reportedly had to remind Robert F. Kennedy Jr. not to microwave himself in the
Vice President JD Vance and Second Lady Usha Vance announced the birth of a baby boy, their fourth child and the first born to a sitting U.S. vice president in over 150 years. What do you think?
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A Pew study found that China was viewed more favorably than America among the 36 countries surveyed, reporting 46% and 36% favorability respectively. What do you think?
The post China Viewed More Favorably Than U.S. appeared first on The Onion.
SANTA FE, NM—Grunting with exertion as he hauled the weighty volume out of his satchel, author George R.R. Martin was seen Tuesday handing his agent an unsolicited, 4,000-page manuscript titled “Tuba Man, Scuba Man.” “Hey, remember that idea I had about a big band leader using a tuba as a
WASHINGTON—Apologizing to his fellow congressmen after he fumbled the wooden handle for the fifth time in a row, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was observed struggling to hold his speaker gavel Tuesday while wearing anti-masturbation mitts. “The House will come to order—oops, hold on, one m
BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our secur
EAU CLAIRE, WI—Staring down at his dampened shirt with a mixture of anger and stunned disbelief, local man Frank Buchwald was reportedly acting like he was never going to be dry again after he got hit by a sprinkler Tuesday. Buchwald, who was described by friends and colleagues as an otherwise san
Sports
Panthers second-year outside linebacker Nic Scourton suffered a season-ending torn ACL in his right knee during the team's first day of training camp Thursday, sources told NFL Network's Ian Rapoport and Cameron Wolfe.
Tarik Skubal said he prefers to finish the season with Detroit and win the World Series
President Donald Trump feted Shohei Ohtani, Freddie Freeman and the World Series champion Los Angeles Dodgers at the White House on Thursday, calling the team "one of the great brands anywhere in the world" during a Rose Garden event.
The Ravens waived rookie quarterback Diego Pavia on Thursday to make room for veteran center Ethan Pocic, who officially signed his free agent contract.
Tyreek Hill posted a workout video in which he discussed his ongoing recovery from a dislocated knee and multiple ligament tears, saying he still has "no power" in his left leg.
Texas QB Arch Manning spent his offseason getting healthy, but he also added a key intangible to his game -- taking ownership of leading the team.
The Protect College Sports Act is not expected to be put to a full vote in the U.S. Senate before Congress takes its August recess, a congressional source told ESPN on Thursday.
Our first list since the All-Star break saw quite the shake-up as one team's historic win streak comes to an end.
LSU coach Lane Kiffin said he now regrets how he handled his messy exit from Ole Miss before the Rebels' surprising run in the CFP last season.
Myles Garrett's new home is with the Los Angeles Rams, meaning he won't be needing his Cleveland house anymore.
Arch Manning has all the spotlight on him again in 2026. Here's how he's handling it, and how one NFL front-office exec is viewing Manning's draft stock entering the year.
Who will repeat? Will K.C. and Baltimore return to the top? Check out the latest NFL division odds heading into the 2026 season.
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New York Giants wide receiver Malik Nabers will avoid starting training camp on the PUP list as he continues recovering from a torn ACL.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
The odds say Joe Burrow is expected to have another dominant season under center.
The college football news cycle never stops. With that in mind, here's a tracker of offseason buzz across the sport.
Who will lead the NFL in rushing yards and touchdowns in 2026? Check out the latest odds.
Former Vanderbilt quarterback Diego Pavia was waived by the Baltimore Ravens ahead of training camp.
Tech
The breathalyzer identifies the amount of acetone in your breath to determine if your body is in ketosis.
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While the company is trying to protect creators from AI, it still thinks the technology is changing how it does business.
The company wants people to be anti-doomer, but doesn't say why.
ChatGPT Health is rolling out to users in the US who are 18 years or older.
Gear up for the Atari Cinematic Universe.
Meta is finally cracking down on people users who harass and record people with its smart glasses.
Claude's voice mode hasn't been the most reliable, but this update should help.
The clip features the David Bowie track “Five Years,” which includes lyrics such as “Earth was really dying (dying).”
The device is ready; the business isn't.
MSG’s sprawling surveillance system can monitor guests down to the second. Its owners made an exception for the pop star’s rehearsal dinner.
The fallout from the big Xbox layoffs continues to develop.
The European Commission claims that Google boosted its own apps and products to the top of search rankings to the detriment of its competitors.
Deck out your room and make class a cinch with these WIRED-tested favorites.
Cordless, handheld, robot, and traditional—we tested them all to find the vacuum that’s fantastic for fur.
The slim and convenient magnetic wallets you’ll actually want stuck to the back of your phone.
The EPA has proposed a rule change that would let states decide how much input the public has on air pollution permits. It would be a huge boon for data centers increasingly reliant on fossil fuels.
Gas prices are up, and US car dealerships are full of hybrids. Customers are going for it.
Here are the best delivery services and meal kits in 2026, including Martha Stewart’s meal service, a GLP-1–supportive plan, and a budget-friendly option.
MAGA-coded adult content playing off immigration crackdowns, white supremacy, and obeying the “natural order” is finding rabid audiences on X.
Entertainment
Johnny Depp gave Comic-Con the cold shoulder Thursday ... popping out as Ebenezer Scrooge and greeting the crowd with a grouchy "Humbug!" Depp surprised attendees when he appeared through the door of a snow-dusted mock Ebenezer storefront in full…
Adrien Broner -- the former boxer who won multiple titles at different weight classes -- is being sued for sexual battery ... TMZ has learned. A woman named Havana Saint is suing Broner ... claiming he invited her and her friends to an after-party…
Drake is living very large this summer ... surrounded by superstar athletes, towering accolades and enough busty women to make his victory lap seriously top-heavy. The rapper uploaded an Instagram carousel Thursday from his second annual NOCTA…
The weather is only getting hotter ... and the stars got the memo ... hittin' up the sandy shores donning sexy swimwear ... and taking sultry snaps. Influencers Tammy Hembrow and Darianka are all about keeping up with the trends, posing in their…
Kaylee Hottle was signed on and preparing to shoot a superhero film at the time of her tragic death ... TMZ has learned. The actress signed on to star in the film "What Doesn't Kill Us" in 2024, and the final script was expected to be finished in…
50 Cent doesn't do low-key ... and he proved it by turning the premiere of his new STARZ series "Fightland" into a full blown concert and celebrity packed celebration ... and we have it all on video. The rapper and executive producer hosted Tuesday…
The World Series champions hit up President Donald Trump's White House on Thursday ... and while POTUS celebrated the Los Angeles Dodgers' incredible run, he first had to pat himself on the back for an extreme home makeover. Trump kickstarted the…
NBA star Anthony Edwards is officially off the market ... the Minnesota Timberwolves superstar married his longtime girlfriend, Shannon Jackson ... TMZ has confirmed. Minnesota marriage records show Edwards and Jackson tied the knot on July 16,…
A FedEx store in Memphis got a special delivery ... when a large iguana leaped out of a package, sending the worker hightailing it outta there ... and the wild scene is on video. Roderick Duncan, who goes by @chefp_ on Instagram, was picking up an…
Eminem's ex-wife Kim Scott unleashed a verbal barrage on police and paramedics as they tried to wheel her away following her suicide attempt ... and the explosive scene plays out on police body cam footage. TMZ obtained the video from the police…
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