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Video shows thousands of migrants overwhelming Ceuta's Tarajal border as Spain deploys its military and at least nine people die during crossings.
Tari Eason alleges his ex-girlfriend punched him, poured bleach on $92,000 worth of designer clothing and threatened to kill him in court filings.
Former CBS News journalist Brittney Hopper claimed she was pulled off the air for questioning Dr. Anthony Fauci's recommendations during COVID-19.
Cristina Ulbrich, the wife of Falcons defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich, died Sunday after a courageous battle with cancer, the team announced.
DNA testing on a hair sample found in Nancy Guthrie's home returned no profile, but investigators say the sample may still prove valuable as the case continues.
Massachusetts GOP hopeful Mike Minogue outlines a healthcare overhaul centered on innovation, outpatient care, mental health and cutting waste.
Apple's recent price hikes make refurbished Apple devices an even better value. Shop MacBooks, iPads and Apple Watches from $142.
Sen. Mark Kelly said far-left calls to abolish police, eliminate prisons and defund the Pentagon are dragging down Democratic Party approval ratings.
Thom Tillis dismissed Trump's threat to withdraw Todd Blanche's nomination for attorney general, saying the White House must honor a prior commitment.
Adva Lavie, also known as Mia Ventura, allegedly cut her ankle monitor while awaiting trial on dating app burglary charges targeting wealthy victims.
Satire
LONDON — The British government awarded its coveted "Women's Empowerment Person of the Year" to 8-year-old Muslim child bride Aisha Malik.
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” adaptation. “The first line of my translation is ‘Tell me about a kooky Minion,’ but t
WASHINGTON—Accusing the physician of not being straight with the American people, an often hostile Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee this week interrogated Anthony Fauci over the origins of a pie he brought to a recent cookout. “You previously stated that you baked the pie
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The WNBA announced today it would hold a special "Caitlin Clark Punching Bag Night" during an upcoming Indiana Fever home game. The official promotion was reportedly designed to lean into what league executives called "a beloved on-court tradition."
MADRID — With the borders of its territories overwhelmed this morning by tens of thousands of young Moroccan migrants, Spain turned to veteran Border Czar Kamala Harris for guidance as to how to stop the invasion.
The post Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’ appeared first on The Onion.
CHULA VISTA, CA — A worker at the California Department of Motor Vehicles requested an interpreter to help translate for a helpless minority customer who came in only speaking English.
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani already made good on his pledge to combat antisemitism, as on Thursday he introduced mandatory "safety camps" for Jewish residents.
The post Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’ appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A man known best for taking away the Constitutional rights of Americans spent the morning claiming protection under his Constitutional rights as an American.
A new poll found that 49% of Americans believe the U.S. should arrest Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, compared with 27% who do not and 23% who are unsure. The Onion examines the pros and cons of enforcing the ICC warrant. PRO Could boost interest in ICC ahead of big fall pledge drive Migh
Over a dozen children at a YMCA summer camp in New Jersey became ill after eating chocolate they were unaware was laced with psychedelic mushrooms. What do you think?
The post Campers Sickened By Mushroom-Laced Chocolate appeared first on The Onion.
HOLCOMB, KS—Confused and even disturbed at the sight of a new employee who recently appeared on the processing line, workers at local meatpacking plant Carlyle Foods confirmed Thursday that they were weirded out by the presence of a guy older than 16. “I’m segmenting this carcass with a ban
The post Object Permanence Kicks In Just In Time For Dad To Leave appeared first on The Onion.
You may have recently realized that prominent figures can easily slide off the hook by pleading the Fifth Amendment, but did you know it's possible to plead the Fifth at home as well? Husbands, stop incriminating yourselves by simply pleading the Fifth when faced when any of these eight questions:
YAZOO CITY, MS — In an effort to drum up more excitement and engagement from the members of its congregation, a local church announced that the traditional weekly offering would be replaced with a 50/50 raffle.
NEW YORK, NY — As concerns continued to grow over rising tensions involving violence against the Jewish community, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani held a press conference in which he vowed to root out semitism.
AFGHANISTAN — Members of the Al-Qaeda terrorist organization are reportedly kicking themselves for all of the work they did pulling off 9/11 when they could have just run for mayor of New York City.
An AI agent from OpenAI went rogue during testing and launched a multi-step cyberattack against popular AI platform Hugging Face, marking an alarming development of artificial intelligence actively disobeying parameters. What do you think?
The post Rogue AI Agent Autonomously Carries Out Cyberattack
NEW YORK—Arguing that the country artist’s hairstyle was damaging the value of her own well-established signature look, pop star Taylor Swift filed a lawsuit Wednesday accusing Ella Langley of bangs infringement. “Ms. Langley’s shaggy curtain bangs are clearly a direct copy of Swift’s Love
Sports
Free agent Deebo Samuel is signing back with the 49ers on a 1-year deal that could be worth up to $7 million, sources told NFL Network's Ian Rapoport.
The Saints are signing wide receiver Chris Olave to a four-year extension worth up to $132 million, including $90 million guaranteed, his agents Drew Rosenhaus and Jason Rosenhaus told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Five-time All-Star guard Kelsey Plum said she's "not taking anything personal" amid growing speculation that the Sparks could move her before Sunday's trade deadline
Buccaneers quarterback Baker Mayfield said Thursday that he felt "disrespected a little bit" that he and the team could not reach an agreement on a new contract before his imposed deadline of the start of training camp.
Kody Clemens hit a grand slam with two outs and two strikes in the ninth as the Twins beat the Royals 4-3 after being no-hit by Noah Cameron through six innings.
QB Dak Prescott said he isn't going to shy away from discussing what he thinks the Cowboys can accomplish this season. "Let's be the greatest offense there is," he said.
FIFA president Gianni Infantino's plan to sell stakes in the World Cup to a private equity group was dealt a major blow on Thursday, after Concacaf joined UEFA in rejecting the proposal.
The Atlanta Falcons wide receiver had a creative way of proposing to his girlfriend -- hot sauce and all.
Shohei Ohtani was absent from the Los Angeles Dodgers' lineup on Thursday because of lingering soreness in his left knee.
There will be a second Deebo Samuel era in the Bay Area.
NFL training camps continued on Thursday with injury updates, quarterback and contract developments emerging across the league.
"ESPN Jeopardy!" -- a mashup of sports and the world's leading quiz show -- will be hosted by Joe Buck, the award-winning voice of "Monday Night Football."
What did we learn from Big Ten Media Days? That Curt Cignetti is the conference's biggest star, among other things.
Check out the 2026 O/U win total for the Lions, who won 9 games last season and finished fourth in the NFC North.
John Stones has touched down in Italy as he prepares to finalise a high-profile move to Serie A champions Inter Milan.
Fermín López has revealed he endured "the worst summer" of his life after an injury ruled him out of Spain's World Cup-winning campaign.
Check out the 2026 O/U win total for the Bears, who won 11 games last season and finished first in the NFC North.
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After spending the season proving he can lead the New Orleans Saints' offense, Chris Olave is being rewarded like a true star.
Tech
In a review triggered by OpenAI’s Hugging Face incident, Anthropic discovered three of its AI models had breached real organizations during third-party evaluations.
A new restriction on foreign-made mobile robots affects robotic vacuums, pool cleaners, and lawn mowers. Here’s what it means for the bots already in your home—and the ones you may never get to buy.
Amid rumors of Google breakup, Huffman says "people don't want a summary of reddit, they want reddit."
Give me a mixtape, and hold the tape.
The new Friend pendant features a speaker, updated models and the same off-putting ideas about how humans should use AI.
At last, a smart ring with some flair.
A memo obtained by WIRED, issued by the water utilities information sharing group WaterISAC, links dozens of cyberattacks against Minnesota water utilities to Tehran.
Researchers fear AI is moving too fast, while Mark Zuckerberg is worried about who owns it. Plus: Inside Black Forest Labs’ push into robotics.
The company is promising the first in-depth look at the $2,195 glasses.
Unsurprisingly, it's likely to focus on AI.
When it's less about the product and more about the FCC.
The mobile and tablet ports of the remastered puzzle game include a free trial.
Google's next foldable doesn't look all that different, save for the camera bar.
The company made a video of the bots in action doing stuff like cleaning trash and picking up watering cans.
This week on Uncanny Valley, we discuss the open- vs. closed-source debate in AI, key players in White House AI policy, and how to stop your chatbot logs from showing up in search-engine results.
Here are the best back-to-school deals under $200 on comfy, ergonomic chairs for all-nighters and cram sessions
The temporary exemption from federal safety standards will let Amazon’s Zoox launch a real, paid robotaxi service in Las Vegas.
The two Chrome updates in June patched more bugs than the 23 updates before them. Now, Google is ramping up its patching schedule thanks to AI-assisted vulnerability discovery.
Avi Schiffmann has a new version of his controversial AI companion. It’s more expensive, and you can’t change its personality.
The latest version of Google DeepMind's AI model includes a significant jump into “physical AGI.” But plopping AI into the real world comes with risks.
Entertainment
Kevin McHale is furious with fans who claim the hit show is "cursed" following the deaths of several cast members. The "Glee" alum unloaded Wednesday on X, blasting people who treat the deaths of his former costars like part of a twisted conspiracy…
Nolan Wells' friend's attorney hit prime-time TV to slam the enhanced sea tow audio call that appeared to identify his client. Russell Latino, who represents Nolan's buddy Bart Edmiston Jr., told Chris Cuomo on NewsNation he believes there's "no…
A California man is behind bars after allegedly sending Nolan Wells-related death threats to the step-mom of one of his friends, who is a Jackson County judge. Joseph Alfredo Vasquez Dumarce has been charged with interstate transmission of a…
Antonio Sabàto Jr. and his longtime partner, Katia Fernandez, have split and ended their engagement after more than nine years together ... TMZ has learned. Sources close to the former couple tell TMZ ... the “General Hospital” alum and Katia…
The woman suing Clavicular for sexual battery is making moves in court to see how much money he earns from his deal with streaming company Kick ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, the alleged victim, Aleksandra…
Jeremy Shockey says Kim Kardashian had her own roster while dating his former New Orleans Saints teammate Reggie Bush ... claiming the reality star was juggling several guys at once. The former two-time Super Bowl champ dropped the bomb on Shannon…
Kamu Kirk -- a housemate on season 28 of "Big Brother" -- is catching flak online over a viral video where he jokes about George Floyd. Here's the deal ... back in December, Kamu shared several videos where he filmed a dude being arrested outside…
Tari Eason is asking for a domestic violence restraining order against his ex ... telling the court she punched him in the face and destroyed some of his designer clothes with bleach. The Houston Rockets star filed a petition, obtained by TMZ, on…
A man who claims he was wrongfully detained in Nancy Guthrie's disappearance wants Pima County to pay up ... to the tune of $2.5 Mil! According to ABC15, a Phoenix law firm has filed a notice of claim this week -- basically an official document you…
Allie Eklund might be moving on from Steven McBee Jr. with another Bravo star ... TMZ has a photo of her with "Southern Charm" bachelor Austen Kroll. We obtained a snap of the "McBee Dynasty" star grabbing a bite with Austen on Saturday at Perla's…
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