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The DOJ charged five men with running "Greggy's Cult," a Discord child exploitation ring that allegedly terrorized minors through blackmail and coercion tactics.
MH370 mystery continues as new search launches for missing Malaysia Airlines flight that vanished in 2014 with 239 passengers and crew aboard Boeing 777.
West Virginia's Supreme Court paused a lower court ruling allowing religious exemptions from school vaccines, leading the state board to reinstate its vaccination policy.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio criticized the regime of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro as the Trump administration continues striking down alleged drug boats in the Caribbean.
Texas Tech enacts new classroom restrictions on race and gender topics, with faculty potentially facing discipline for violating the policy.
White House "border czar" Tom Homan vows immigration enforcement in Minneapolis after the city's mayor called raids "not American" and "terrorizing" to certain groups.
Attorney General Pam Bondi announced federal lawsuits against six states that failed to comply with voter roll transparency requirements under federal election laws.
Former ESPN host and current podcaster Bomani Jones took issue with Ole Miss deciding to promote Pete Golding, saying his picture alone showed he “isn’t a head coach."
Krystal Ball appeared on the 'I've Had It' podcast to condemn Latino Americans serving as ICE officers, arguing they lack a moral compass and self-preservation.
Republican Matt Van Epps defeats Democrat Aftyn Behn in Tennessee's 7th district special election, keeping GOP seat in red district Trump won by 22 points.
Satire
It's Christmas time again, and if you're a megachurch pastor (or one of the 38 members of the pastoral staff), you know that a few robes and cardboard cut-outs of animals won't cut it. You have to take it up a notch. Or a hundred notches.
A judge in Missouri resigned after wearing an Elvis Presley wig in court, coming after a disciplinary commission determined he failed to maintain order and decorum. What do you think?
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SPRINGFIELD, VA — As the Department of Homeland Security sought to tighten security across the board for travelers around the country, the Transportation Security Administration announced that anyone who doesn't acquire a Real ID by the appointed deadline will be sent to a screening line manned by
BLOOMINGTON, IN — Local mother Sheila Dunn was reportedly treated to a spontaneous deep-tissue back massage when her five-year-old kid began kicking her back in the middle of the night.
U.S. — In addition to preventing people from entering the United States from various nations around the world, the White House revealed on Tuesday that Minnesota had been added to President Trump's third-world travel ban.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Newly released results of a medical exam proved what many had suspected for years, as an MRI confirmed that President Donald Trump suffers from incurable advanced-stage patriotism.
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my p
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Rosalía’s fourth studio album, Lux, has been met with critical acclaim, cracking the Billboard top 10 for the first time in the Spanish pop star’s career. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist. Genre: Música Musical Influences: Traditional Spanish TikToks Who She’s Be
HILLIARD, OH—Reluctantly admitting to the table that she might have been too quick to judge, local mother Janet Greenbaum told family members Thursday that she was actually quite impressed by the manners of their tattooed restaurant server. “When she first came over to give us our menus, I thou
CHICAGO—In a move making her the latest performer to join the distraction-free trend, New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde confirmed Friday that she was now requiring all concertgoers to stash their boyfriends in locked pouches during her shows. “I understand wanting to share the experience, but
Francine Holmes, 73, passed away Wednesday after three hours of successful surgery followed by four hours of unsuccessful surgery.
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Sports
Despite former coach Lane Kiffin's departure to LSU over the weekend, 11-1 Ole Miss was not penalized by the College Football Playoff selection committee Tuesday, as the Rebels actually moved up to No. 6 following their 38-19 win at Mississippi State.
A go-ahead 3-pointer with 19.7 seconds left by Duke sophomore Isaiah Evans sent the No. 4 Blue Devils to a 67-66 win over reigning national champion Florida on Tuesday, an effort that gave them a 9-0 mark, including five wins at Cameron Indoor Stadium.
LSU pledge Lamar Brown, ESPN's No. 1 overall prospect in the 2026 class, is waiting for Lane Kiffin to assemble his staff before signing with the Tigers.
LSU assistant Charlie Weis Jr., who is part of new coach Lane Kiffin's staff with the Tigers, will be allowed to return to Ole Miss and serve as offensive coordinator through the College Football Playoff.
Kalani Sitake will remain at BYU, with the sides agreeing to a long-term extension Tuesday amid interest from Penn State in hiring him as its next football coach.
Pat Fitzgerald spoke with eight schools about potential coaching jobs, looking for the best place to resume his career, before choosing Michigan State. "It was almost a no-brainer for me when the opportunity was presented," he said Tuesday.
Five-star quarterback Jared Curtis, ESPN's No. 1 pocket passer and the No. 5 overall recruit in the 2026 class, flipped his commitment from Georgia to Vanderbilt on Tuesday, sources told ESPN.
Goalie Carter Hart, one of five 2018 Canada world junior hockey players acquitted of sexual assault in July, made his first NHL appearance in nearly two years Tuesday night, debuting for the Golden Knights in a 4-3 shootout victory over the Blackhawks.
As the coaching carousel continues to spin, we grade every major hire.
Clubs all across Europe are linked with a move for Eintracht Frankfurt left back Nathaniel Brown. Transfer Talk has the latest news and rumors.
Supermodel/TV personality Heidi Klum and actor-comedian Kevin Hart will co-host the World Cup draw.
FOX Sports' RJ Young offers up four takeaways from the fifth reveal of the College Football Playoff rankings.
Kalani Sitake will remain BYU’s head football coach after agreeing to a new long-term contract extension on Monday.
Isaiah Evans hit a go-ahead 3-pointer with 19.7 seconds left, and No. 4 Duke held on to beat No. 15 Florida 67-66 in the ACC/SEC Challenge
Check out the best moments from this Big Ten clash between the No. 1 Purdue Boilermakers and the Rutgers Scarlet Knights.
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Tom Brady ranks his former team at the top of his power rankings after Week 13.
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One of Vladimir Putin’s favorite sabers to rattle seems to have lost its edge.
Artificial intelligence is showing up everywhere in Google's services these days, whether or not people want them and sometimes in places where they really don't make a lick of sense. The latest trial from Google appears to be giving articles the AI treatment in Google Discover. The Verge noticed th
The longevity entrepreneur’s five-and-a-half-hour livestreamed trip is antithetical to the introspective nature of the drug. But the stunt could reduce stigma around psychedelics.
You can tell a lot about a company by what they're willing to sue over. Take Instacart, which just filed a lawsuit against New York City. Its beef? The company doesn't like five new city laws, set to take effect in January. They would require Instacart to pay workers more and give customers a tippin
ExpressVPN, one of the best VPNs, is launching two brand-new features that sound confusingly like things it already does. Users on Android, Mac and iOS (but apparently not Windows, Linux or smart TVs) can now use Fastest Location to automatically pick the VPN server with the fastest download speed a
The errors in one of the most beautiful shows ever made continue a modern tradition of reformatting things that are better off left alone.
If you're a Fubo subscriber, you've certainly noticed that NBC and all NBCUniversal-owned channels have gone dark on the platform. For over a week, customers have gone without NBC programming like the Today Show, The Voice, and Sunday Night Football. Now, customers will have to find alternate method
Elon Musk's Grok continues to do humanity a solid by (accidentally) illustrating why AI needs meaningful guardrails. The xAI bot's latest demonstration is detailed in a pair of reports by Futurism. First, Grok applied twisted, Musk-worshipping logic to justify a second Holocaust. Then, it may have d
The Beatles Anthology, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Fire and Water: Making The Avatar Films are just a few of the shows you should be watching on Disney+ this month.
Neon Genesis Evangelion fans: Here's a chance to live the series, so to speak. Pixelity, developer of an upcoming XR game trilogy based on the classic anime, will hold on-site focus group tests this month.The playtests will take place in Japan from December 19 to 21, and in California on December 19
Ireland's media regulator, Coimisiún na Meán, has announced investigations into both TikTok and LinkedIn for possible violations of the European Union's Digital Services Act, Reuters reports. The investigations are focused on both platforms' illegal content reporting features, which might not meet
Raspberry Pi is raising prices on many single-board computers, with increases going into effect immediately. The Raspberry Pi 4 and 5 modules are shooting up by $5 to $25, depending on the model and the included amount of RAM. The 16GB memory variants of the Compute Module 5 are going up by $20 and
Android 16 first came out in June but, in a change from its usual yearly update schedule, a second iteration is now on the way. Android has announced new features ranging from AI-powered notification summaries to built-in parental controls. As usual, the update will roll out to eligible Pixel device
Google has announced a slew of new accessibility features coming to Android ahead of International Day of Persons with Disabilities on Wednesday. Advanced voice dictation, expanded support for an external mouse and improved expressive captions are just some of the features aiming to make Android a m
Entertainment
The Massachusetts man on trial for allegedly killing and disposing of his wife may have watched a porn flick about a cheating spouse three days before the mother of his 3 children disappeared, according to testimony from an investigator. Brian…
Stable Ronaldo from the FaZe Clan was doing what he does best Tuesday afternoon -- streaming live on social media -- but things went sideways after cops say he became the subject of a "swatting" call in L.A. LE sources tell TMZ ... the FaZe Clan…
Chantel Jeffries is here with a public service announcement ... it's still bikini season in South Florida!!! The DJ and model stripped down to some skimpy swimwear and hit the sands of Miami Beach ... and she brought some reading material too. As…
Rapper POORSTACY's death in Florida was a suicide ... TMZ has learned, but some of his family members feel it was something more nefarious. Multiple sources with knowledge of the investigation tell us POORSTACY shot himself Saturday morning in a…
Move over Kylie Jenner ... there's a new love interest in Timothee Chalamet's life! Timothee has welcomed a fur baby into his life ... a sleepy little critter who has instantly bonded to the "Marty Supreme" star. The dog seems to be a pit bull…
Busy year for Weezer bassist Scott Shriner and his wife Jillian Lauren Shriner ... she had that violent incident with cops, and now she's filed for divorce. Jillian booked it to court Tuesday and filed to divorce Scott after 20 years of marriage…
This is a "Full House" of Hot Dads -- Ricky Martin and John Stamos posed for a pretty lil' pic, but which spiffy stud is gettin' your hard vote?! The question here is: Who'd You Rather?! VOTE NOW!
An NYU student was randomly attacked Monday in Greenwich Village ... and now a suspect has been arrested for the bizarre butt-slapping on a sidewalk, TMZ has confirmed. Watch the video ... a man wearing a light-blue scarf follows a 20-year-old…
LiAngelo Ball's third child was born recently ... something his ex, Rashida Nicole, said he didn't get to witness at her request. Nicole shared the news via Instagram on Tuesday ... explaining in a "transparency post" that she spent the final five…
Burna Boy had his emotions spiked after hearing about the mass shooting that destroyed a 2-year-old's birthday party last weekend in Stockton, California ... and he's stepping up to foot the bill for all 4 of the deceased victims. The Afrobeats…
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