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Bill Maher praised Donald Trump's tough-on-crime persona on "Real Time," saying the "f---around-and-find-out president" sent a message to bad guys.
The United States and China agreed to slash tariffs on $30 billion in goods after Trump and Xi Jinping's three-day Washington summit this week.
Craig Carton slammed Pablo Torre for dragging Tim Tebow into his Life Surge investigative report, saying the report could be actionable defamation.
From a country singer making Billboard history to a subtle nod to a Hollywood romance, see how closely you followed this week's biggest entertainment headlines.
A University of Tsukuba study found that a slow 10-minute jog boosted attention, self-control and mood in young adults by activating the prefrontal cortex.
Billy Gardell says bariatric surgery "probably saved my life" after type 2 diabetes and heart concerns forced him to make a drastic decision.
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Neyland Stadium opened its gates early with 50% off beer as Tennessee Vols fans gear up for the No. 1 Texas SEC showdown and Trump's arrival.
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Oxford Mayor Robyn Tannehill warns kratom is "rolling the dice on death" after two Ole Miss student deaths rattled the Mississippi campus.
Satire
DES ALLEMANDS, LA—Holding hands and giggling as they talked the part-time fast food worker through their sandwich order, singer-songwriter Lana Del Rey and swamp tour boat captain Jeremy Dufrene reportedly celebrated their wedding anniversary Saturday at a gas station Subway restaurant. “Lana sw
KEARNEY, NE — The tide turned this morning in the upcoming national midterm elections after Beverly Franks from Nebraska put a political sign in her front yard.
HEAVEN — After his recent earthly passing, Rev. Richard O'Hara was surprised to find out that heaven is mostly filled with Amish people.
MIDDLE EAST — A ceasefire has taken hold in the Middle East after President Trump and Iran both forgot whose turn it was to bomb the other.
REDDING, CA — Sources revealed that Georgia Mendlerot was over the moon on Friday after her husband recited a verse from Song of Solomon comparing her to a horse.
Chinese President Xi Jinping visited the White House this week for some good old-fashioned diplomacy, but President Donald Trump wanted to help him feel as comfortable as possible.
NEW YORK, NY — As world leaders from around the globe were in the U.S. this week to attend the United Nations General Assembly, the Iranian president was reportedly caught using a cardboard cutout of the Ayatollah to sneak into the HOV lane.
FRANKLIN, TN — Local husband and father Greg Hartley, who came down with a case of the sniffles earlier this week, was officially listed as "questionable" for church attendance (or anything) this coming Sunday.
WASHINGTON—Despite carefully checking and double-checking the credentials of the man who reached out to him via email, FBI director Kash Patel was reportedly phished Friday by a scammer posing as FBI director Kash Patel. “First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an address to GOP supporters on Friday, President Donald Trump outlined a bold strategy to rally conservative voters ahead of the upcoming midterm elections by launching a brand-new foreign war.
AMARILLO, TX — During the opening prayer of a Wednesday evening church service, local man Adrien Herald once again lost his train of thought as he began daydreaming about defending his congregation from Muslim terrorists.
A cybercriminal collective known as ShinyHunters claims to have breached the FBI’s online job portal and stolen more than 2 terabytes of employee personnel records. What do you think?
The post FBI Hack Exposes Thousands Of Employee Records appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A federal judge has overturned President Donald Trump's ban on assassins being allowed into the White House.
NEW YORK—Stressing that the sport’s existing suite of advanced metrics was no longer sufficient to satisfy their hunger for increasingly granular data, baseball analysts from across the country called Wednesday for the creation of a new statistic called B.L.E.P.H. “We don’t care what it mea
The post Last Peach Of Summer Quietly Molds Over On Counter appeared first on The Onion.
Despite a slew of setbacks, Paramount cleared the last major hurdle in its proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. when it reached an agreement to resolve an antitrust lawsuit brought forth by a dozen states. The Onion breaks down the key facts and figures behind the historic deal to create a media beh
From breakout stars to aging veterans, these are the players most likely to define the 2026 NFL season. Aidan Hutchinson, Lions defensive end: After signing a four-year extension worth $180 million last season, Hutchinson should finally be able to afford enough eye black for both sides of his face
The post Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off appeared first on The Onion.
SACRAMENTO, CA—Saying the newly instituted changes better reflected the realities of modern driving, officials at the California Department of Motor Vehicles announced Friday that they had added a highway chase to the state’s standard road test. “Test-takers will be expected to safely merge on
LONDON—In a damning memoir filled with explosive claims about her brutal treatment by the House of Windsor, Diana, the former Princess of Wales, has at long last given the public a firsthand account of her disturbing experiences living with the British royal family. “So many unfounded rumors hav
Sports
The Vols and Horns haven't met since 1969, but there's still plenty of history in this matchup.
Kewan Lacy, the star running back for No. 4 Ole Miss, is not expected to play against No. 21 Florida on Saturday, coach Pete Golding told ESPN.
Warriors star Stephen Curry agreed to a two-year, $116 million contract extension, sources told ESPN's Shams Charania on Friday, ultimately opting for a pay cut and security over a max contract.
Indiana starting running back Turbo Richard left Friday's 29-23 win over Northwestern with a right lower-leg injury in the first half and did not return.
White Sox infielder Colson Montgomery set the record for most strikeouts in a season with his 224th on Friday.
The Republic of Ireland's controversial Nations League fixtures against Israel will go ahead after players voted for the games to be played.
The Yankees and Red Sox both talked up the clubs' long-standing rivalry with mutual respect ahead of their best-of-three wild-card series.
The Red Sox and Cubs will play their regular-season finale Sunday afternoon at Tropicana Field after the league relocated their series from Boston because of the forecast for inclement weather.
From current playoff matchups to league races to the postseason schedule, we have everything you need to know.
NFL field director Nick Pappas said Saturday that the league has made additional improvements to the Rio field and that "things check out" ahead of Sunday's game between the Ravens and Cowboys.
Urban Meyer emphasized how the Ohio State Buckeyes being ranked No. 7 in the AP Top 25 poll is "a joke."
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No. 1 Nebraska hosts Ohio State on Saturday at Bob Devaney Sports Center, a day after sweeping Rutgers. Here's the TV channel, streaming and start time.
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Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the CFB Week 4 Texas Longhorns and Tennessee Volunteers game.
Tech
Which sport smartwatch should you get?
NVIDIA's $16,000 RTX PRO 6000 can beat the RTX 5090, but gamers aren't who it's built for.
Swapping out your turntable's stylus is an easy upgrade.
Relax, that voice you're hearing from your Roku is pretty easy to turn off.
If you switched from iPhone to Android, you don't necessarily need to change watches. There's an app that lets Apple Watch work with Android.
If your Samsung phone is acting strangely, you can test just about any element of the phone's hardware using this test.
Your PS5 or Xbox Series console can use either setup, but you should consider what's best for your space first.
The Always-On Display feature of your iPhone should be straightforward, but it can turn off in several situations. You can control some of those.
Windows 11 is solid out of the box, but it doesn't always get things right. You can get a lot more out of the OS when you enable some things and disable others.
GTA VI could be yours for free, or at least for a big discount, using a few tricks that Xbox offers.
In an era of increasingly sophisticated AI-fueled scams, a retro threat may be lurking in your mailbox.
Bring the gift everyone will want to win from this year’s holiday party, from a cute jacket for a beer can to magnets they’ll wish they could eat.
Forget about patchy internet connections and dead spots in the house. These WIRED-tested, multi-room mesh Wi-Fi systems will keep your whole house online.
Meta says Muse is just for adults, though its cuddly, Labubu-like mascot—and upcoming Tamagotchi-style AI device—may be disarming for users of all ages.
The free add-on Tuck brings one of the best features of modern email—the ability to hide something for a bit—to that tangle of tabs in your browser.
A competition between the gravity of the inner core and other forces in the mantle is altering the Earth's rotation.
Amazon Prime Big Deal Days officially begin on October 6 and 7, but I’ve already spotted early discounts on gear our team recommends.
Is Quince the Away alternative we’ve been waiting for? I tested its luggage to find out, and the price difference is hard to ignore.
They wanted the silicon. They got the sand.
The AI lab had argued multiple violations of its rights, but a divided panel of judges sided with the Trump administration.
Entertainment
Rande Gerber was spotted returning to his late son Presley Gerber's Los Angeles home ... amid news that Presley had been cremated. In the pics obtained by TMZ ... Rande -- who wore shorts, a T-shirt and a hat -- kept his head down as he walked…
Chris Hansen had a seat and watched "Primetime" ... and he scathingly called the film "over the top" and Robert Pattinson's version of himself "so detached, so unhinged, so dark, so unlikable." In a special episode of his podcast "Have a Seat" ...…
Gottmik -- who made history on "RuPaul's Drag Race" for being the first trans man to compete on the show -- has been arrested for a DUI ... TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... around 4:50 PM on Sept. 16, Burbank Police officers…
Ella Langley is speaking out after a fan asked her out on the spot ... before she gave a pretty devastating -- and hilarious -- reply. The viral moment was captured on TikTok ... with TikTok user Tiki shooting his shot by shouting at the "Choosin'…
Attorneys representing Nolan Wells' friends are speaking out against bomb threats they say have been made against their clients ... in the wake of claims that Snapchat messages were deleted from Nolan's phone. In a Friday press release ...…
Good news for Carrot Top ... the comedian has been released from the hospital and is feeling better, TMZ has confirmed. A source with direct knowledge tells us ... Carrot is now at "home with his family and doing well." PEOPLE was first to report…
Chadwick Boseman's widow, Taylor Simone Ledward Boseman, claims the late actor's family is making things difficult as she tries to work on a documentary celebrating his life. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Simone says she has been…
Summer days and bikini baes are rounding out with sexy stars like Dua Lipa, Tammy Hembrow, and Mia Khalifa taking their curves to the gram for one last shameless summer selfie! Check out the gallery -- The Kardashian-Jenner gals kept the temps hot…
Javon "Wanna" Walton isn't losing a wink of sleep over Henry Cejudo ... despite Triple C staking his claim as the most accomplished combat sports athlete ever! The 20-year-old Euphoria star and undefeated pro boxer (3-0-1) chopped it up with…
Presley Gerber's death raises huge questions about addiction treatment in Hollywood, plus Mother Nature joins the Ed Sheeran-Macklemore chat, Taylor Swift sparks a Swiftee feud, and legal drama for Dolly Parton's beloved nephew! So, we gotta ask ...
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