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Raquel Lee Bolleau alleges an adult employee sexually abused her when she was 14 on a Disney Channel set after personnel encouraged her to "bond" with him.
Frank Gaffney warns the red-green alliance between radical Islamists and far-left socialists shares a goal of destroying America's constitutional system.
These string lights use a solar panel to stay on for up to 26 hours, and they’re at their lowest price ever.
The Rose City Antifa and Jane's Revenge websites went dark after the State Department designated their tech provider, A/I Collective, a global terrorist.
President Donald Trump spoke with astronauts aboard the International Space Station from NASA's Johnson Space Center, joking he wouldn't travel to space.
Jerry Sandusky returns to court Sept. 8 for an evidentiary hearing after one accuser recanted, claiming he was coached to reframe his allegations.
Former Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos was arrested by ICE and is being held in immigration custody at a major deportation hub in Louisiana.
Arizona State University gave 432 illegal immigrants in-state tuition in Fall 2025, totaling $10.5 million in reduced costs, the Justice Department alleges.
Video from Nepal's Prime Minister's Office shows rescue workers pulling trapped citizens through a mud-saturated hydropower plant tunnel in Rasuwa.
Stay up to date on the latest AI technology advancements and learn about the challenges and opportunities AI presents now and for the future.
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LEXINGTON, SC — Darline Graham, sister of the late Senator Lindsey Graham, who was appointed to finish her brother's term after his sudden passing, was reportedly seen quietly googling "What do senators do?"
ANAHEIM, CA — The Los Angeles area of Anaheim breathed a collective sigh of relief today after authorities finally arrested owner Arte Moreno for his gross negligence of the Los Angeles Angels baseball team.
U.S. — Democrats descended into disarray this week as swirling controversies around Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forced the party to take a position on whether terrorism is good.
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the clip showed the commander-in-chief spinning around in the East Room in the Executive Residence, wa
Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the past year as provisions kick in. What do you think?
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With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July.
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INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any woman who averages more than eight points per game should not be allowed to play in the WNBA.
WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a varie
LOS ANGELES—Responding to scrutiny concerning her tech billionaire father, artist Stella Lefty admitted in an interview Friday that nepotism may have played a role in helping her get Groupon+. “I had to set up the account myself, but yeah, I definitely have to recognize that not all aspiring art
Larry Ellison is the co-founder and executive chairman of Oracle, as well as the largest shareholder of the Paramount Skydance Corporation. The Onion sat down with the billionaire to discuss his ventures. The Onion : How did you get into the entertainment industry? Ellison: I remember going to t
'It's Fine,' Says Introvert Who Ordered Mashed Potatoes And Instead Received A Concrete Cinder Block
CHINO, CA — A local introvert was reportedly unable to correct a waiter at his favorite restaurant when, after ordering a side of mashed potatoes, he instead received a concrete cinder block.
U.S. — A popular dating app announced a new feature that would allow men to filter out women who support accused child murderer Lindsay Clancy.
THE UNDERWORLD — The Grim Reaper was reportedly seen preparing to use his "Wheel of Death" to see which person to visit next.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump assured the nation that the cost of groceries should drop just as soon as he renames a few more things "America."
LANSING, MI — Local mom Gina Muldoon, who sources confirmed posts to Facebook an average of 137 times each day, shared her concerns on a Facebook mom's group that kids these days might be addicted to social media.
The Book of James tells us to count it all joy when we face trials, but it's not so easy when faced with the worst the world has to throw at you. Gird your loins, dear reader — here are the stories of the 12 American Christians who faced the most terrible tribulations of all:
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appear loved online. “Despite all the videos of Andrew supposedly sparring with his brother at the g
Get a load of this complete IDIOT who spent the ENTIRE WEEK walking around with his loins completely ungirded. Have you ever seen such a dope?! Come on, man.
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Shelving the game indefinitely after major spoilers about the plot leaked online, fed-up developers at Rockstar Games announced Thursday that the company was canceling Grand Theft Auto VI because “you fucking people don’t deserve it.” “We had this whole exciting game
SEATTLE—Exhibiting an air of practiced nonchalance as he mentioned his high-profile acquaintance, the Hinge date of area woman Melissa Jacobs was overheard Thursday dropping the name of the man who created Beetle Bailey. “You know, what you just said reminds me of something my old buddy Mort—t
Sports
Once you know your draft slot, it's great to plan for which players might be available.
The annual fantasy football favorite is back, featuring Adam's favorite picks at each level of the draft, including sleepers.
When will Fernando Mendoza start? Should we expect big things for Sonny Styles, Ja'Kobi Lane and Cashius Howell? We checked in on all 32 NFL teams' rookie classes.
Coco Gauff was caught by surprise when she saw her mom take to social media about excessive US Open ticket requests from family and friends. That doesn't mean she has any issue with it.
Federal authorities have arrested and charged Daejon Love with pretending to be a member of the 49ers and along with Taylor Jamie Chan, defrauding more than two dozen women out of over $1 million.
Rams coach Sean McVay said the team acquired Tutu Atwell to add depth to the receiver room and had "nothing to do" with a possible suspension for Puka Nacua.
Sidelined since April with a wrist injury and after missing the past two Grand Slam events, Carlos Alcaraz insists he is "feeling great" as he launches a bid to defend his US Open title.
A judge has granted a hearing to explore claims that a man wants to recant allegations of sexual abuse years ago by Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky.
Indiana broke a 30-year gap between first-time champions. For the next to join the club, there are some obvious candidates.
A temporary restraining order prohibits the SEC from enforcing a new rule that threatens stiff penalties for any team that uses a player who previously signed a contract to play in the NFL, NBA or WNBA.
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Bettors are not viewing the Chiefs the same way they have in years past. Patrick Everson reports on NFL win-total wagering.
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Every team that changed conferences ahead of the 2026 college football season.
The Nebraska and Texas women's volleyball rivalry spans decades, conferences and national championship matches. On Sunday, the two meet up in the regular season for the first time in a decade.
The odds are in Josef Newgarden's favor as INDYCAR heads to Milwaukee for a doubleheader. Here are the lines for Saturday's Snap-on Maker and Fixers 250.
No rest, no recovery and no right turns in INDYCAR's Milwaukee Mile doubleheader.
Recruiting waived NFL players back to college football could be the latest seismic development for conferences and the NCAA.
College football Week 0 kicks off in Dublin, Ireland and ends with a nightcap on FOX. Here are the five must-watch games this weekend.
Every year, a dark horse emerges as a legitimate contender in each conference. Which teams could make a surprise run in 2026?
Tech
The longtime far-right operator and troll, a UK citizen, is being held in a detention center about 200 miles from New Orleans.
People are grafting a pre-release version of DLSS 5 onto their favorite games with unspectacular results.
Fire TV Sticks can last for years, but how many? Here's how to know when support ends for your device and when to upgrade.
Fraudsters are exploiting enterprise chat apps like Teams and Webex to trick Chinese victims into transferring large sums of money, fueling a wave of complaints.
If you're seeing these labels in your music apps and wondering what they do, let this article walk you through how they work.
"The public square is open again, and definitely not affiliated with X in any way."
“Do we need to look at the ceiling before going to the bathroom? Can we actually trust the water is safe to drink?” asks one GSA worker.
The LX100 II successor offers good speed and image quality at a fairly high price.
It's allegedly been running dozens of gigantic generators without a permit.
Your phone should be able to still sound your morning alarm when it's in silent mode. If it's not, here are some settings to check.
A recent paper argues that AI is often better at doctoring than doctors. Guess who isn't thrilled.
You might have to pay a bit more to catch the end of the latest Ted Lasso season.
If you want to be the very best, Pokémon Champions is your new arena.
Flash memory is popular for lots of good reasons, but it's not without its faults. Will the market be moving on?
Labor Day already? Say it ain’t so. You can still chase summer a while longer with these great deals on outdoor gear at the REI Labor Day Sale.
I’ve been reviewing laptops for over a decade, and here's my advice on how to find the right laptop for you.
The art portfolio platform Cara, designed for creators who don’t want their work used to train AI, has been under assault by trolls seizing and publishing its data.
The company is testing robots that can swap cables, reset servers, and take on other tasks performed by technicians, fueling concerns among some workers that their jobs could be at risk.
Transferring files and data across platforms is more straightforward than ever.
With the curtains closed and the power cable nearby, this affordable Full HD smart projector is a compact delight.
Entertainment
Kim Zolciak doesn't need to say anything to make it clear she's not happy that her 15-year-old son is still sitting in jail ... because her silence here speaks volumes. The 'RHOA' alum remained tight-lipped as a photog peppered her with questions…
DeenTheGreat got a great deal from prosecutors in his felony robbery case ... and if things go well, he won't see a day behind bars and could be back on a yacht in no time ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, DeenTheGreat…
Dolly Parton's loved ones are gathering to say their final goodbyes ... coming together at the country legend's Nashville burial site just days after her death. Family members gathered Friday morning at Woodlawn Memorial Park and Mausoleum, where…
Jed York was NOT kicked to the curb by the Silicon Valley Leadership Group over his prostitution-related arrest, despite a report to the contrary ... at least according to the organization. Here's the deal ... a story published Thursday claimed the…
Rumer Willis' ex Derek Richard Thomas is firing back in their custody war ... accusing her of trying to interfere with his time with their daughter. In new court docs, obtained by TMZ, Derek says Rumer's claims about his alleged drug use,…
Ben Affleck and Aflac might have something brewing ... at least that's the theory behind a string of mysterious ads popping up across Los Angeles that make it look like there's a collab. The bright blue Aflac postings feature "BEN AFFLECK" in black…
Drake just went from Iceman to Iron Man ... rocking Tony Stark's signature armor in Toronto ... and filming what appears to be an upcoming music video. Drizzy was spotted roaming the Canadian National Exhibition in the iconic red-and-gold Marvel…
KJ Dillard is finding healing through his new music ... telling TMZ he's "doing really good" after receiving mental health treatment following the most recent "Summer House" season. We got the reality star out in NYC this week, and he told our…
A shocking photo tied to the Karmelo Anthony case shows one of the Metcalf twins with his hand around his mom's throat. Atlanta Black Star reports the Dec. 24, 2024 image was cited in a motion filed by Anthony's original legal team ... but the…
Did you have the release of Bane's debut rap album on your 2026 bingo card? Well, buckle up ... because Tom Hardy's dropping bars. The actor just dropped an album with Czarface -- a group formed by Wu-Tang Clan member Inspectah Deck and 7L…
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