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NASA says America is "absolutely back" in the space race, rushing to beat China to the moon and build a lunar base under Trump-era Artemis program.
President Donald Trump asked Dana White to add Derrick Lewis to the UFC Freedom 250 White House event, leading to a new bout against Josh Hokit.
Bill Maher tackles the moral debate of separating good deeds from bad people, referencing Cesar Chavez abuse claims on his "Real Time" show.
Israel Defense Forces uncovered a weapons stash used by Hezbollah terrorists inside a hospital in Lebanon this weekend.
Catholic nuns sue New York over a law requiring nursing homes to follow gender identity rules, saying it forces them to choose faith or mission.
The father of Samantha Emge, allegedly killed by ex-Biden staffer boyfriend Nation Wood, claims red flags and abuse in their relationship.
Terry Crews' wife Rebecca King Crews reveals her Parkinson's disease diagnosis and shares how a new non-invasive brain procedure eased her symptoms. Experts discuss the early-onset condition.
AI threatens white-collar jobs more than blue-collar trades, highlighting an urgent need to realign education with workforce demands in America.
A three-judge appeals panel ruled Trump's $400 million White House ballroom construction can proceed until Friday as security concerns are reviewed.
Justice Sotomayor took a personal dig at Justice Kavanaugh, calling him an out-of-touch elitist during a University of Kansas law school appearance.
Satire
SACRAMENTO, CA — After being accused of multiple counts of sexual assault, Representative Eric Swalwell issued a fierce denial today, insisting that he never assaulted any of the Chinese spies he slept with.
KANSAS CITY, MO — Kansas City Royals manager Matt Quatraro pinned the team's loss on local fan Jim Greller, who failed to put on his lucky socks today.
U.S. — A group of sports science experts have ruled that a game cannot be classified as a sport if it is possible to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes while playing.
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A new study revealed that sharks in the Bahamas tested positive for cocaine, caffeine, painkillers, and other substances, with such contaminants increasingly found in tourism-driven marine environments. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—In an effort to refute what she described as utterly vile attacks on her character, Melania Trump slammed baseless reports this week that linked her to the wrong wealthy pedophile. “Let me clear: While I have deep ties to a certain affluent individual and secret societies involved in
SAN ANSELMO, CA—Feeling surprised and delighted by his former employee’s success, Star Wars creator George Lucas reportedly called Darth Maul on Friday to congratulate the Sith Lord on his new Disney+ series. “Hey man, I know it’s been a while since we talked, but I just wanted to say I sa
NEW YORK—Saying that it was truly sinking in that he had finally made it to the big leagues, New York Mets rookie Carson Benge told reporters Friday he still couldn’t believe the sunflower seeds in the dugout were free. “It’s honestly insane—you can just take them. As many as you want. Nob
More artists are banning phones at their shows. The Onion examines the pros and cons of phone-free concerts. PRO Phone finally gets some alone time Get to give full attention to jumbotron screen Brings back thousands of professional bootlegger jobs Plenty of other ways to make not-invited friend
WASHINGTON—In a surprising collective announcement that left the American public hugging and crying tears of joy, the nation’s women declared Wednesday that they were pregnant, confirming en masse that “it’s yours.” “Our little blessing is due in October,” the chorus of approximately
Gideon Spencer, 77, died Monday. The family requests privacy while they fight over his stuff.
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Sports
We break down every seeding possibility, plus a look at the race to secure the best odds for the No. 1 pick.
Tyson Fury won and called out Anthony Joshua, and with Deontay Wilder back, the heavyweight division is buzzing.
After facing early criticism, the head coach has been hitting all the right buttons for Philly.
An action-packed Saturday shifted the races. Here's how Sunday can move them even more.
Tyson Fury shook off some ring rust on his comeback to earn a unanimous points win over Arslanbek Makhmudov on Saturday and potentially set up a long-awaited clash with Anthony Joshua.
Moments after suffering an apparent injury to his knee, Carlos Ulberg rocked Jiří Procházka with a left hook en route to a knockout victory to become the new light heavyweight champion at UFC 327.
Denver registered a 2-1 victory over Wisconsin to win the Frozen Four and claim the program's third national championship in five years.
Mets shortstop Francisco Lindor had his third miscue in two days during an 11-6 loss to the A's, and manager Carlos Mendoza acknowledged the uncharacteristic lapses were "hard to explain."
Are the Lakers toast? Is the Spurs' 3-point prowess real? We canvass the league on six storylines that could define the postseason.
Cameron Young, who started the day eight back of Rory McIlroy, shot a 7-under 65 and is tied with the defending champion entering the final round of the Masters.
Who will get into Victory Lane when the NASCAR Cup series goes to Bristol this weekend? Here are the odds.
Carlo Ancelotti has refused to rule out a fairytale return to the Brazil national team for veteran defender Thiago Silva ahead of the upcoming World Cup.
Virgil van Dijk calls on his Liverpool teammates to give "absolutely everything" in the final weeks of the season as the battle for Champions League qualification intensifies.
Shohei Ohtani hit a leadoff homer and Teoscar Hernández followed with a three-run shot in the first inning of the Los Angeles Dodgers’ 6-3 win over the Texas Rangers.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Harry Kane is currently playing at a level that few are able to match, cementing his status as the premier marksman in European football.
Kylian Mbappe was left with a cut above his eye after a late collision with Girona defender Vitor Reis inside the penalty area. Despite the impact sending the French star to the ground, the referee waved play on and VAR declined to intervene, leaving Real Madrid furious at Santiago Bernabeu.
Mikel Arteta has offered a sincere apology to the Arsenal faithful after the Gunners suffered a damaging 2-1 home defeat to Bournemouth on Saturday.
Arsenal was second best all over the pitch on a dismal afternoon, who missed out on the opportunity to open up a 12 point gap over rivals Manchester City.
FOX Sports MLB studio analyst Dontrelle Willis lists his top five MLB teams right now. See who made the cut!
Tech
AMC’s new black comedy about a manchild tech titan spinning out of control is a skewering Silicon Valley’s billionaire class deserves.
Bike shop mechanics have lost fingers and their shirts while repairing ebikes of dubious origins. Make sure yours is repairable and third-party certified.
Whether you want a detachable tablet or a laptop screen that spins, these 2-in-1 devices manage to balance being both a tablet and a laptop.
Nice ice is big business, but you can get perfectly clear cubes at home without freezing your assets.
As debates over social media addiction rage, people with extreme screen times tell WIRED they have no plans to cut back.
This compact pool robot keeps its price down, but its performance doesn’t match that of more capable cleaners.
The first rule of coffee is that it must stay hot. After weeks or even years of testing, these are the three coffee warmers that will best keep it that way.
An experienced hacking group has claimed to have infiltrated Rockstar Games' cloud servers, while the game publisher has confirmed that there was a "third-party data breach." ShinyHunters, a hacker group that's been linked to data breaches targeting Microsoft, Google, Ticketmaster and others, posted
Tesla's Full Self-Driving (Supervised) is ready to make its European debut, and it's starting with the Netherlands. According to Tesla Europe, the automaker's driver assistance system was approved in the Netherlands and will start rolling out shortly. RDW, the country's regulatory authority on vehic
IBM has agreed to settle the US Department of Justice's accusations that the company violated civil rights laws with its DEI practices. According to a press release from the DOJ, IBM will pay more than $17 million to resolve allegations of taking "race, color, national origin, or sex" into account w
Spring has certainly sprung here at Engadget. Well, it has in terms of reviews, at least. We’ve put over a dozen devices through their paces since my last roundup, which gives you a lot to catch up on over the weekend. Read on for the rundown of all the reviews you might’ve missed.
ASUS ZenBook
Step into the shoes of the strongest, goodest boy in a game that is beautiful, baffling, and impossible to put down.
This hair dye printer promises hundreds of shades. It couldn't even manage two.
XChat is now on the App Store, where its listing says that it’s expected to be available for download on April 17. This isn’t the same IRC app from the early aughts, which you may remember if you’re of a certain age. This is a messaging app specifically for X users. X chief Elon Musk first tal
After conducting long-term testing on both the MacBook Neo and MacBook Air, I have a good idea who should buy which laptop.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. As always, we're here to tell you about a bunch of new games you can play this weekend, as well as several upcoming titles. The latest edition of the Triple-i Initiative showcase was packed with cool stuff, including a first
The Orion capsule carrying the Artemis II astronauts has successfully splashed down off the coast of San Diego at 8:07PM Eastern time on April 10. It signals the conclusion of Artemis II’s 10-day journey around the moon, which is meant to be a test flight for a future mission that would bring hum
Besides a wealth of Fortnite skins based on Disney IP, it hasn't really been clear what the entertainment company has gotten in return for its $1.5 billion investment in Epic from 2024. That could change this November, Bloomberg reports, when Epic releases a Disney-themed extraction shooter. The gam
Sick! The Federal Aviation Administration is targeting gamers in its most recent job advertisement for air traffic controllers. The administration's annual hiring window opens at 12AM ET on April 17, and considering the ongoing shortage of air traffic controllers, it's calling this a period of "supe
A 20-year-old man was arrested by the San Francisco Police Department after allegedly throwing a Molotov cocktail at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's house, The New York Times reports.In a statement shared on X, SFPD wrote that it responded to a request for a fire investigation in the North Beach neighborhoo
Entertainment
Ciara Miller isn't holding back and she’s making it crystal clear where she stands on loyalty. The "Summer House" star hit Instagram Saturday after a Sephora run, posting a pic with a shopping bag but it was her caption that did the talking ...…
Coachella Night 2 delivered a little something for everyone with Justin Bieber, Nine Inch Noize and Jack White each bringing their own distinct energy to the desert. Bieber took the headlining stage, but skipped the typical pop spectacle. Instead,…
Katy Perry delivered one of Coachella's most meme-worthy moments, and it had nothing to do with being on stage. The pop star was caught on camera during Justin Bieber's headlining set Saturday night, joking, "Thank God he has Premium," as she…
President Trump took a break from the conflict in Iran to enjoy some UFC battles here at home Saturday night -- and, as usual, 47 made a grand entrance inside the arena. The Commander in Chief walked out of a tunnel with UFC boss Dana White to…
Justin Bieber's looks over the years are UN-BELIEBER-BLE! Here is a 20-year-old version of the Canadian native presenting in his undies at the Fashion Rocks 2014 event in New York City (left). This was 4 years after he dropped his big bop…
Like father, like son could ring extra true in the May family ... 'cause fresh off winning a national championship with Michigan, Charlie tells TMZ Sports he's exploring a career in coaching -- just like his pops/coach Dusty!! We caught up with the…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Sundays are great for a little R&R before the work week starts back up. And if you want to save some big bucks and treat yourself to a spa day at home ... we've got…
Hidden behind these sexy shots is a 2026 Coachella headliner -- who knows how to work the camera in a bikini ... can you guess who she is?! This ain't her first Coachella rodeo ... she performed in 2022. "Provenza" is one of her biggest hits, and…
President Donald Trump berated a reporter on the White House Lawn Saturday ... telling her she doesn't know a darn thing about Iran. POTUS spoke to several reporters waiting for him outside the White House round 5 PM ET today ... and, one asked a…
Coachella Day 1 got the whole crowd rockin' ... while a few celebs flaunted their rock hard abs! It's hot out in the California desert, and several stars decided to strip down ... like Teyana Taylor who wore a tiny yellow crop top with a pair of…
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