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Spencer Pratt's viral post targeting Tim Walz over clemency for a convicted child rapist sparked massive conservative backlash across social media.
A tense, 15-hour standoff in the remote wilderness of Northern California ended peacefully early Friday morning as the FBI Hostage Rescue Team secured the release of two Forest Service employees.
A weight-loss specialist says GLP-1 results boost confidence in job interviews and dating, but the study found no clear improvement in well-being.
Jenna Leurquin's viral TikTok with over 73 million views explained what happened after her bakery turned down an influencer collaboration.
Kai Trump reveals Theo James has replaced Drew Starkey as her celebrity crush, explaining how her taste has evolved since her viral 2024 YouTube Q&A.
A DOJ memo reversed the 2022 ban after ByteDance transferred TikTok's U.S. operations and user data to a majority American-owned joint venture.
Los Angeles Dodgers star Mookie Betts questioned why athletes are seen as political figures, revealing the reason behind his decision to skip this year's visit to White House.
Rep. Brandon Gill says birth tourism companies could face criminal conspiracy charges as his task force subpoenas firms across the country.
Judge Kathleen Williams referred Todd Blanche and other DOJ lawyers to bar associations for potential discipline, sparking weaponization concerns.
Brandel Chamblee buried Bryson DeChambeau after The Open's two-stroke penalty, saying he did everything but take a weed wacker to the grass.
Satire
U.S. — Hoping to piggyback off of their smash hit "K-Pop Demon Hunters", Netflix has announced a new animated film coming in fall 2026 entitled "Bro-Country Demon Hunters".
RALEIGH, NC — A passenger plane tragically crashed on the outskirts of Raleigh on Friday afternoon after no one told any of the passengers on board to "fly safe."
AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death penalty on anyone who begins an email with "Happy Monday, Team!"
DOWNEY, CA — According to witnesses, a man eating at Taco Bell received quite a bit more Baja Blast than he had been counting on.
ATLANTA, GA — President Donald Trump's national address on election integrity may have fallen on deaf ears, according to a new CNN poll that shows 125% of Americans don't believe his claims of election fraud.
U.S. — Civil engineer David Sharpe started out with an ambitious goal to build a city on rock and roll, but now says he should have just stuck with more traditional infrastructure planning methods.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats disputed claims that China interfered in the 2020 U.S. election, declaring that they are perfectly capable of rigging elections without China's help.
U.S. — Fast-food giant Taco Bell introduced Imodium A-D sauce packets to help customers combat the explosive diarrhea caused by consuming the restaurant chain's food.
WASHINGTON—Explaining that the public had no reason to be alarmed over his temporary leave, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) clarified Friday that his absence from Congress was due to a brief planned trip to the afterlife. “While I understand people’s concern, I’ve simply been on a routine visit
DAYTON, OH—Jeering that the other man’s chiseled physique would offer little aid in their upcoming confrontation, local intellectual Kenneth Dufresne reportedly challenged his wife’s muscular sidepiece to a battle of wits Friday. “Your hypertrophied pectorals may have momentarily swayed Vero
KANSAS CITY, MO—Audibly groaning as everyone around him rose to their feet, local baseball fan Mark Girma told reporters Friday that he resented a fourth-inning home run for making him pause eating so he could clap. “Oh, for Christ’s sake, now?” said Girma, who had reportedly just squeezed h
LOS ANGELES—Bursting through the stall door with a baseball bat hoisted over his head, director Christopher Nolan reportedly confronted moviegoer Luke Dias on Friday for using the bathroom during The Odyssey. “You just couldn’t hold it, could you?” the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kick
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A recent poll found that Americans who are concerned about artificial intelligence outnumber those who are excited about it by a margin of three to one. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding AI. MYTH: AI can never be ethical. FACT: Grok says it can. MYTH: AI could discover cure
An Argentine court recognized two goldfish rescued from a sushi restaurant aquarium in Buenos Aires as sentient beings with legal rights, marking a major milestone for animal welfare. What do you think?
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LONDON—Responding to concerns about the lack of diversity in his upcoming project, The Lord Of The Rings: The Hunt For Gollum director Andy Serkis defended the film’s all–Andy Serkis cast during an interview Friday. “It isn’t my fault that the characters in the books are all Andy Serkis,
WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that the danger would be difficult to manage and impossible to eliminate altogether, the Supreme Court’s female justices nevertheless appeared before Congress this week to ask for protection from fellow justice Brett Kavanaugh. “We understand that our safety cannot be
Sports
Lionel Messi and Lamine Yamal will go head-to-head in Sunday's World Cup final. Will Yamal take the crown, or will the veteran magician retain his place as the GOAT?
Other Spain players get the attention, but midfielder Rodri is the key to them stopping Lionel Messi and Argentina.
Check here for the full schedule, key stats, injury notes and more for July 17-19.
At least one collector thinks Flagg's latest card could sell for $5 million.
Follow our live coverage as the Sports Humanitarian Awards, ESPYS, Fanatics Fest, World Cup final and more turn the Big Apple into the center of the sports world.
The World Cup final is the most watched sporting event on Earth. Among the estimated 1.5 billion viewers will be fans in the world's most isolated locations.
Enjoy all the features, news, video analysis and color from around the World Cup as we decide who finishes in third place between England and France.
Even during the celebrations, the prospect of a work stoppage -- or a missed 2027 season -- remained.
Which teams will go all-in at the deadline? Which stars could be dealt? Here's everything our MLB insiders heard in Philly.
Current and former kickers share mixed opinions on whether a rule change would be good for the NFL.
INDYCAR returns to Nashville Superspeedway Sunday, with the green flag dropping right after the World Cup final. Here's the full schedule and how to watch.
France and Kylian Mbappé face England in the World Cup third-place match Saturday. Here's the time, TV channel and how to watch or stream on FOX.
Check out the odds for the France vs. England third-place game at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
The World Cup is delivering a dream finale between two iconic soccer powers.
Will Sunday's World Cup final be Lionel Messi's last match for Argentina? He may not even know the answer himself.
Aaron Judge is convinced — adamant, even — that he will return to the Yankees lineup this year.
Tom Brady found out Lionel Messi is just as blown by the viral Lamine Yamal photoshoot picture as the next person.
England's Jude Bellingham shared an uplifting poem given to him by the team's driver, Michael Chandler, following the Three Lions' World Cup semifinal loss to Argentina.
Sunday’s World Cup final has a chapter deeply embedded in its theme: the role of FC Barcelona.
Barcelona president Joan Laporta believes the World Cup final between Argentina and Spain will showcase the strength of FC Barcelona, with club legends and rising stars like Lionel Messi and Lamine Yamal.
Tech
Cutting the cord in your car is a simple upgrade.
Chinese company LONGi has developed crystalline silicon-perovskite tandem solar cells with a 35.5 percent conversion efficiency.
Enjoy our weekend guide to the best indie games worth checking out.
Our remote team clocked serious hours walking, working, and sometimes jogging to find the best under-desk treadmills for home offices and small spaces.
OpenAI will send a notification to parents with linked teen accounts if their children have violated its policies around violence.
If you prefer not to have cameras in and around your home, try one of these more private, WIRED-tested security devices.
Plus: Russian cyberspies turn to infrastructure hacking, DHS repeatedly fails to realize it’d been hacked, a breach exposes an AI music generator’s scraping ways, and more.
This year’s World Cup has faced sweltering heat and humidity. Now it may need to deal with wildfire smoke.
Now that Google has changed how its usage quotas are tallied, you might not get as many AI responses as you did before.
Balmuda has engineered a remarkably pleasant breeze with its new NatureWind Studio, but is it worth hundreds more than its competition?
US government officially lifts TikTok ban on federal devices.
Get ready to crush your coursework or scoot to class in style with these back-to-school gear picks.
“Context bombing” tricks malicious AI agents into shutting down before they can do harm.
Find the best SteelSeries coupon codes, promo codes, and discount codes for May 2026. Get deals on headsets, keyboards, and mice, including first-order and student discounts.
The API is supposed to deliver posts from 'the highest-ranking Truth Social accounts.'
It would open up a completely new business for the Facebook and Instagram maker.
An error with the cloud computing giant’s billing operation caused some customers’ monthly bills to rise from a few cents to billions of dollars.
The NHTSA recently called for autonomous vehicle companies to improve how cars respond in emergency situations.
The Odyssey in IMAX is worth a long journey of your own.
Apple is blaming an Apple Music price hike on "rising licensing costs."
Entertainment
Two U.S. Forest Service employees have been freed after being held at gunpoint for 15 hours in a Northern California national forest. The horrifying incident went down Thursday at the Shasta-Trinity National Forest ... with authorities being…
Tom Brady's beef with Logan Paul exploded onstage at Friday's Fanatics Fest 2026 when the retired NFL great smacked the WWE star/YouTuber in the head ... but was it all staged? You be the judge ... In a video posted online, Tom comes face-to-face…
Priyanka Chopra just turned 44 ... and she sure knows how to make our jaws hit the floor! We'll make any excuse to celebrate this stunning star ... but today's extra special because it marks another trip around the sun. The birthday bombshell has…
Happy Friday!!! Can you guess this newest obsession for horror movie fans?!? This hot babe in red will make blood rush to your head ... and she's done it before when you saw her grace the screen in the final season of "13 Reasons Why" and "Superman…
Singer, bartender, and reality TV babe Natalie McGuire is as real as they come ... The Boca baddie recently headed back to her hometown roots to remind the Floridians, you can take the girl out of Boca, but not Boca out of the girl ... The…
Champ-champ status is about the only thing Kamaru Usman hasn't accomplished in the UFC, and that may not be the case for long ... if the former welterweight king has his way! The Nigerian Nightmare -- who ruled the 170 lb. division for years -- is…
What a week ... we've all got diarrhea on the brain, Mitch McConnell's condition remains a mystery, R. Kelly asks President Trump to do him a major solid, and Ariana Grande spins the block with Ricky! So, we gotta ask ...
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Comic-Con is the perfect excuse for Marvel fans to go all in. Whether you're heading to San Diego, watching the biggest announcements from home or just looking to add a…
Under the sea is where these famous faces will be! Lily Chee, Cassey Ho aka "Blogilates" and Jared Leto are "seasing" the day! Check out the gallery, and you're guaranteed fresh catches of the day like Nicole Kidman, Winnie Harlow, Diplo, and lots…
'Real Housewives of Atlanta' alum Kim Zolciak is no longer at risk of being thrown behind bars ... 'cause she coughed up the money she owed to a court-appointed guardian in her bitter divorce ... TMZ has learned. According to new legal docs,…
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