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Antonio Sabato Jr. says he was "speechless" to learn Bellum Entertainment executive Mary Carole McDonnell is wanted by the FBI for bank fraud.
The Secure Community Network identified over 850 threats to Jewish life last year, referring each to the FBI and fusion centers before violence struck.
The American Culture Quiz is a weekly test of our national traits, trends, history and people. This time, test your knowledge of football futures, dessert drama and more.
Dr. Ronald Gates says Asheville, North Carolina, leaders ignored his gang prevention program for a decade before retaliatory shootings rattled the city.
Assemblyman Carl DeMaio says he plans to file a lawsuit against Gavin Newsom's new California law that he claims criminalizes citizen journalism.
Zohran Mamdani's city-owned grocery stores plan echoes the exact cycle Ibn Khaldun warned would weaken empires through subsidies and state commerce.
According to researchers, white shark sightings are up this year, but it may be due to good beach weather and more people actively seeking them out.
President Donald Trump's push to acquire Greenland added a new security dimension to Iceland's EU referendum, with 275,000 eligible voters weighing in.
Baby goats at Farm Adventures, a North Carolina mobile petting zoo, tested positive for rabies after a skunk entered their pen and bit them.
Officer Christopher DeLong, 29, was killed while responding to a domestic dispute call in Columbia, South Carolina. He leaves behind a wife and two young children.
Satire
The post Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run appeared first on The Onion.
BENTONVILLE, AR — Local girl worm Shelly caught her boyfriend Brad completely off guard when she asked if he would still love her if she was a human.
U.S. — Former Fox News host turned podcaster Tucker Carlson released a groundbreaking 380th consecutive episode criticizing the one country that Carlson says no one is allowed to criticize.
A leaked memo revealed that U.S. diplomats are subverting efforts to limit global plastic production, doing so as worldwide plastic pollution grows to over 57 million tons annually. What do you think?
The post U.S. Lobbying Against Global Plastic Limits appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the clip showed the commander-in-chief spinning around in the East Room in the Executive Residence, wa
Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the past year as provisions kick in. What do you think?
The post SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13% appeared first on The Onion.
With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July.
The post Top Songs August 2026 appeared first on The Onion.
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any woman who averages more than eight points per game should not be allowed to play in the WNBA.
WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a varie
LOS ANGELES—Responding to scrutiny concerning her tech billionaire father, artist Stella Lefty admitted in an interview Friday that nepotism may have played a role in helping her get Groupon+. “I had to set up the account myself, but yeah, I definitely have to recognize that not all aspiring art
Larry Ellison is the co-founder and executive chairman of Oracle, as well as the largest shareholder of the Paramount Skydance Corporation. The Onion sat down with the billionaire to discuss his ventures. The Onion : How did you get into the entertainment industry? Ellison: I remember going to t
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appear loved online. “Despite all the videos of Andrew supposedly sparring with his brother at the g
Sports
Crystal Palace winger Ismaïla Sarr is pushing for a move to Liverpool before the summer transfer window closes. Transfer Talk has the latest.
On Saturday, the Jacksonville Jaguars traded for quarterback Quinn Ewers, 23, who played in four games last season and completed 66.3% of his passes, sending a sixth-round pick in 2028 to the Miami Dolphins for the second-year player, the teams announced.
Nathan Hayes completed 14 of 22 passes with two touchdowns, and Myles Mitchell ran for 74 yards, as North Dakota State, a former FCS power that owns 10 national titles, raced to a 33-7 win over Jacksonville State in the Bison's first FBS game on Saturday.
Roman Anthony and Trevor Story will rejoin the Red Sox for Sunday's series finale against the Yankees.
Brewers outfielder Jackson Chourio reached 20 homers in his third straight season Saturday night, joining an elite list of players to accomplish the feat before turning 23.
The Steelers are sending 2023 first-round pick Broderick Jones and a fourth-round pick in 2027 to the Cowboys in exchange for a 2027 third- and sixth-round pick, sources told ESPN.
Lionel Messi scored four goals to lift Inter Miami to a club-record 7-1 victory over visiting CF Montréal on Saturday and snap the team's winless run in style.
Here's the story of how Missouri added a last-minute trip to Mexico to its schedule in 1896 -- one of the lesser-known oddities in college football history.
William Jewell College junior RB Micah Jo Barnett died after experiencing a medical emergency on the sideline during the Missouri-based Division II school's season opener.
Cubs star Pete Crow-Armstrong bolstered his case for NL MVP honors Saturday, slugging three home runs against the Reds at Wrigley Field in Chicago.
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Here's the top highlights and match recaps from the Players Era Volleyball Showcase.
Lionel Messi scored four goals and assisted one to lead Inter Miami to a historic 7-1 win over CF Montréal on Saturday at Nu Stadium.
Cavan Sullivan scored in the second half to become the first 16-year-old in MLS history with goal contributions in four straight matches.
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The Dallas Cowboys have reportedly acquired offensive tackle Broderick Jones from the Pittsburgh Steelers.
New York Yankees rookie shortstop George Lombard Jr. was lifted from the second game of Saturday’s doubleheader against Boston because of right knee discomfort.
INDYCAR's doubleheader at the Milwaukee Mile took an interesting turn after a lengthy weather delay on Saturday.
The USC Trojans defeated San Jose State 42-26 in their home opener on Saturday, featuring 16 true freshmen throughout the game.
Pete Crow-Armstrong turned two pregame conversations with Sammy Sosa into one of the best days of his career.
Tech
Forget about patchy internet connections and dead spots in the house. These WIRED-tested, multi-room mesh Wi-Fi systems will keep your whole house online.
Burnt out on wrist buzzes and notification overload? A new crop of minimalist wearables promises to collect your health data without demanding your attention.
Experience the oddly satisfying joy of labeling bins, drawers, and more with the best Bluetooth and traditional label makers.
Young adults are in more group chats than ever—sometimes more than 20 at a time. Here’s how to tame the chat madness.
The discovery redefines how large atoms need to be to produce the extreme state of matter found in the early universe.
Chances are there's a connection issue between your phone and car if Android auto isn't working.
There are wireless providers offering plans at a fraction of the cost you'll find at major carriers like AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon.
GTA 6 is thought to be the most expensive entertainment product ever made, eclipsing Hollywood movies and other video games by hundreds of millions of dollars.
Why does your Kindle even have Bluetooth?
An ESPN Unlimited subscription seems like the easiest way to get into all the US Open action.
The two music publishing groups claim thousands of instances of copyright infringement.
Whoop Life is the highest tier of membership to the Whoop platform, and it does offer more data than the less expensive levels.
Resolution isn't the only thing that matters for a quality picture.
The ruling shoots down Kalshi's attempt to block the state from regulating its platform.
It's actually playable and it has a color screen.
Outstanding call quality and an excellent price point put these earbuds way ahead of pricier competition.
Astronomers will test equipment that, if it’s successful, will one day be crucial for discovering Earthlike planets.
Plus: Hackers target over 100 US water systems, ICE puts in an order for robot dogs, and you’ll never guess what “MrChildPorn” was arrested for.
Installing a large language model on your personal computer gives you a handy digital assistant that won’t compromise your data privacy.
Psychedelics are often associated with disconnecting from reality, but a recent neuroimaging study found that psilocybin can actually make our brain activity more connected to the world around us.
Entertainment
In the name of love ... would ya' take a look at these Bebe Rexha birthday hot shots!!! The "In The Name of Love" singer is celebrating another scorchin' year around the sun, so let's dive into some sultry fun. Leave it up to Bebe to sport stringy…
Mama June's daughter Pumpkin is considering legal action after she says a private elementary school pulled her daughter's acceptance over Pumpkin's OnlyFans presence. Pumpkin tells TMZ ... she's weighing her options after the Georgia school…
Cameron Diaz doesn't need to wear a "Mask," 'cuz her genes over the years have been ... "SMOKIN'!" Here is 21-year-old version of the blonde bombshell at the 47th Annual Cannes Film Festival back in 1994 (left). This was just a couple months before…
Bebe Rexha is putting the kibosh on those Jordan Clarkson dating rumors ... saying the NBA champ is just a pal! TMZ Sports caught up with the singer out in NYC this week and asked if there were "sparks" between her and the Knicks star after they…
How many cast and crew members can you name in this photo? From left to right ... He’s one of the most decorated names in WWE historyHe directed "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows"He went from SNL sketches to big-screen laughsShe…
Marcellus Wiley wants his sexual assault lawsuits kept far away from his restraining order fight with estranged wife Annemarie Wiley ... TMZ has learned. According to new court docs, obtained by TMZ, Marcellus is asking a judge to block Annemarie…
Harry Styles did some "Late Night Talking" at his Madison Square Garden tour stop ... about none other than his ex Taylor Swift's wedding. Saturday was Night Three of Harry's cool 30 show run at MSG, but the touring tycoon was so humble on stage he…
A Division II college football player died after suffering a medical emergency during his team's season opener Saturday ... just minutes after scoring a touchdown. William Jewell College running back MicahJo Barnett went down on the sideline during…
Brittany Cartwright isn't talking about her restraining order against estranged husband Jax Taylor ... but she says she's doing just fine. Brittany was spotted out in Los Angeles Saturday in her first public sighting since getting temporary…
Kelly Osbourne is apparently doing a whole lot better after her split from Sid Wilson ... with brother Jack Osbourne saying she's settled into a happier life focused on herself and her son. Jack gave the update in a new interview with The Sun ...…
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