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Cole Carrigg flipped off Atlanta Braves fans after a costly eighth-inning misplay, and Rockies manager Warren Schaeffer pulled him from the lineup.
Jordan Travis posted a 29-10 record with Florida State's Mike Norvell, but FSU has gone 8-17 since his departure from the Seminoles program.
A 49-year-old visitor was airlifted to a hospital after suffering fractures in both legs on a Batman-themed roller coaster in Spain, lcoal reports say.
Dr. John Giusti's wife said the Texas chiropractor and his hiking group are among those missing after a flash flood tore through the Grand Canyon.
A California woman underwent three surgeries and a bilateral leg amputation after an alleged impaired driver crashed into a Boyle Heights restaurant.
Hasan Piker claimed Abdul El-Sayed asked him to stump for his Michigan U.S. Senate campaign before the Twitch streamer faced intense political backlash.
Ousted Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro appeared in his first photos from a New York prison, smiling as he awaits trial on federal drug trafficking charges.
Alex Palou clinched his fourth straight IndyCar championship in Milwaukee, moving to third on the all-time list behind AJ Foyt and Scott Dixon.
Over 24 federal agencies oversee billions in U.S. defense aid to Ukraine as Zelenskyy dismisses officials amid widening anti-corruption probes, expert says.
Tyler Vargas-Andrews says Marines were forced to improvise during the Afghanistan evacuation with no tents, food, or support during the withdrawal at Abbey Gate in August, 2021.
Satire
PALO ALTO, CA — Local woman Brittany Robinson was kicked out of the local ladies lunch group after it became very apparent she had nothing bad to say about her husband.
The post Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run appeared first on The Onion.
BENTONVILLE, AR — Local girl worm Shelly caught her boyfriend Brad completely off guard when she asked if he would still love her if she was a human.
U.S. — Former Fox News host turned podcaster Tucker Carlson released a groundbreaking 380th consecutive episode criticizing the one country that Carlson says no one is allowed to criticize.
A leaked memo revealed that U.S. diplomats are subverting efforts to limit global plastic production, doing so as worldwide plastic pollution grows to over 57 million tons annually. What do you think?
The post U.S. Lobbying Against Global Plastic Limits appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the clip showed the commander-in-chief spinning around in the East Room in the Executive Residence, wa
Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the past year as provisions kick in. What do you think?
The post SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13% appeared first on The Onion.
With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July.
The post Top Songs August 2026 appeared first on The Onion.
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any woman who averages more than eight points per game should not be allowed to play in the WNBA.
WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a varie
LOS ANGELES—Responding to scrutiny concerning her tech billionaire father, artist Stella Lefty admitted in an interview Friday that nepotism may have played a role in helping her get Groupon+. “I had to set up the account myself, but yeah, I definitely have to recognize that not all aspiring art
Larry Ellison is the co-founder and executive chairman of Oracle, as well as the largest shareholder of the Paramount Skydance Corporation. The Onion sat down with the billionaire to discuss his ventures. The Onion : How did you get into the entertainment industry? Ellison: I remember going to t
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appear loved online. “Despite all the videos of Andrew supposedly sparring with his brother at the g
Sports
Set your lineups for the weeks ahead in fantasy baseball with our preview featuring pitcher rankings, hitter ratings and schedule observations.
The Indiana Fever star is a longtime fan of the superstar artist, with her new Caitlin 1 sneakers paying homage to her friendship bracelet from Swift's Eras Tour.
The former Boston Celtics forward hosted a block party at Boston Common to say farewell to the city.
Liverpool and Newcastle are interested in Lille forward Matias Fernandez-Pardo. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Keep up with the latest NFL news on roster cutdown day as Aaron Donald comes out of retirement with the Rams, Odell Beckham Jr. makes the Giants, and Tennessee cuts Will Levis.
Alex Palou is on an epic roll with four consecutive INDYCAR titles and five overall. How long before he reaches eight?
Rosters are set and the preseason is over. Here's what stood out to us ahead of the NFL regular season.
Pato O'Ward won the weekend at Milwaukee with a doubleheader sweep, but Alex Palou won the year.
Michael F. Florio shares his players with breakout potential who could lead fantasy managers to titles in 2026.
Aaron Donald, 35, a three-time Defensive Player of the Year and an eight-time first-team All-Pro, formally returned from retirement on Sunday, signing a one-year, $20 million contract with the Los Angeles Rams, a squad that he labeled "a complete team."
The NFL has placed Packers running back Josh Jacobs on the commissioner exempt list.
Cleveland placed Dillon Gabriel on injured reserve and designated him to return with a back injury, and will carry Deshaun Watson, Shedeur Sanders and rookie Taylen Green as the quarterbacks on their initial 53-man roster.
Wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. has made the Giants' initial 53-man roster after a season out of the NFL.
Curaçao won its second Little League World Series title, beating Nevada 11-2 in the championship game Sunday.
Let’s take a look at the updated 2026 Super Bowl odds, with an all-time great returning for the 2026-27 season.
The Yankees took care of business against the Red Sox and earned a potentially important tiebreaker over their rivals.
Aaron Donald joined a shortlist of NFL legends who have retired from the league only to come back.
Àlex Palou has officially secured the 2026 NTT INDYCAR SERIES championship, locking up the Astor Challenge Cup in the final leg of a Sunday doubleheader at the Milwaukee Mile.
The Los Angeles Rams compiled a Super Team that's a heavy favorite to win the Super Bowl. But where do they rank among the greatest teams of this century?
J.J. McCarthy's time with the Minnesota Vikings will live to see another day.
Tech
Apple CarPlay can sound great, but you have to make sure you're sending it high-quality audio. A few quick checks can boost your audio enjoyment on the road.
Is your iPhone acting up? Let's walk through the different kinds of resets, what they do and how to perform them.
If you're having trouble getting into your iPhone, you'll need your old passcode or Apple Account password.
If the sound you're getting through Android Auto is disappointing, there are several components and settings you should check.
The leak contains beta builds and finished games from Valve and third-party developers.
If you want to enhance the sound of your AirPods even further, we've got you. Let's dig into some settings that will level up your listening experience.
Its first images are expected to arrive in early 2027.
Nintendo's worst-ever console was awkward to use and didn't even sell a million units. But you can try it today if you're curious.
If your algorithm is out of whack recently, there are things you can do to get it back on track with content you like.
During your birthday week, you can claim a special gift from Xbox. Let's see what it is and how to claim it.
After Donald Trump’s executive order demanding the name change, Google is the first major online map provider to flip the switch.
Forget about patchy internet connections and dead spots in the house. These WIRED-tested, multi-room mesh Wi-Fi systems will keep your whole house online.
Burnt out on wrist buzzes and notification overload? A new crop of minimalist wearables promises to collect your health data without demanding your attention.
Experience the oddly satisfying joy of labeling bins, drawers, and more with the best Bluetooth and traditional label makers.
Young adults are in more group chats than ever—sometimes more than 20 at a time. Here’s how to tame the chat madness.
The discovery redefines how large atoms need to be to produce the extreme state of matter found in the early universe.
Outstanding call quality and an excellent price point put these earbuds way ahead of pricier competition.
Astronomers will test equipment that, if it’s successful, will one day be crucial for discovering Earthlike planets.
Plus: Hackers target over 100 US water systems, ICE puts in an order for robot dogs, and you’ll never guess what “MrChildPorn” was arrested for.
Installing a large language model on your personal computer gives you a handy digital assistant that won’t compromise your data privacy.
Entertainment
The alleged fake 49ers player went all-out selling his supposed millionaire lifestyle ... and TMZ has obtained videos showing Daejon Love flashing cash, jewelry, luxury cars and what he claimed were multimillion-dollar homes. A woman who says Love…
Brandi Glanville knows she's wading into dangerous territory talking about Kim Zolciak's 15-year-old son ... and she's admitting she's being a hypocrite for doing it. Brandi addressed the allegations against Kroy "KJ" Biermann Jr. on her "Brandi…
Dolly Parton's niece says one of the things she'll miss most about the country legend is getting calls from her at 4 AM. Lainey Parton shared an emotional tribute to Instagram after Dolly was laid to rest ... saying it still doesn't feel real she's…
A Florida man's OnlyFans shoot went from XXX to 911 ... after cops say he was caught pleasuring himself with his pants down in a public park. Nathan Christopher Aleman was arrested around 5 AM Saturday in St. Petersburg after a bystander allegedly…
Josh Sanders has been arrested again ... this time, over outstanding warrants tied to traffic violations and a charge alleging he obstructed a police officer ... TMZ has learned. Officials tell TMZ Sanders was taken into custody Saturday by…
Alix Earle is bringing Barbie to life ... stripping down to some barely-there cherry lingerie and looking every bit the blonde bombshell. The influencer showed off the jaw-dropping look in a new video, rocking a platinum blonde bob and a tiny…
A powerful flash flood tore through the Grand Canyon ... leaving roughly 15 people unaccounted for and forcing dozens of others to evacuate. The National Park Service says the major flooding struck Bright Angel Canyon and the Phantom Ranch area…
Randy Quaid is putting the brakes on Anne Hathaway joining Tom Cruise in "Days of Thunder 2" ... calling her a "horrible choice" and saying Cruise should reunite with Nicole Kidman instead. The actor -- who starred alongside Cruise in the original…
Sidney Starr is heading back to court this week in her child molestation case ... and prosecutors are already trying to limit what can be said about the alleged victim's sexual history. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, prosecutors filed a…
Aaron Donald is officially back in the NFL ... and the Los Angeles Rams just assembled a defensive nightmare by pairing him with Myles Garrett. Donald is coming out of retirement and rejoining the Rams on a one-year, $20 million deal, according to…
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