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Friday Screencaps recaps UMass stunning Rutgers after a reported $1.5 million payday, Lane Kiffin's Baton Rouge chaos, and Deion Sanders' big win.
Stuart Reges parodied the University of Washington's land acknowledgment on his syllabus, triggering censorship and a nearly yearlong investigation.
Iran exploited U.S. fears of escalation for decades, but Trump's military pressure campaign is finally making asymmetry work both directions.
Caitlin Clark began the FIBA Women's World Cup coming off the bench for Team USA, as Kara Lawson went with two veterans options, Chelsea Gray and Jackie Young, instead.
The Department of Justice says it will appeal after a federal judge dismissed its Title IX lawsuit against California's transgender sports policy.
Lady Frost called Tessa Blanchard's MLW signing "incredible" and said it's good for business as the women's division continues to grow its roster.
UMass safety Jahmad Harmon picked off Dylan Lonergan twice as the Minutemen demolished Rutgers 37-21, snapping a 16-game FBS losing streak.
James Percival compared the 128 former judges' Florida Bar complaint to the Hunter Biden laptop controversy, calling the filing frivolous "Bar-fare."
A lost papal letter recently found in Vatican archives suggests Pope Alexander II backed William the Conqueror's invasion over England's ties to a rival pope.
LSU and Clemson students raise Canine Companions puppies on campus, training them to become service dogs for people with physical disabilities.
Satire
Influencer Alix Earle is the star of Netflix’s newest reality show, Earle Meets World. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the series. Q: Who is Alix Earle? A: Alix is a Gen Z content creator known for eating expired military rations. Q: I thought her name was Alex Cooper. A: Ask yo
THE HEAVENS—Scratching His head and rifling through His notes as He tried to recall His reasoning for the decision, The Lord God, Supreme Creator of the Universe, reportedly struggled to remember on Friday why He made so many ugly people. “I could have given everyone on Earth perfect, symmetrica
The CEO of Pabst Brewing Co. put up a $20,000 reward to anyone who could provide information that leads to the recovery of 1,602 missing cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon and non-alcoholic Old Milwaukee beers. What do you think?
The post PBR Offers $20,000 Reward For Lost Beer appeared first on The Onion.
HELL — Feminist icon Gloria Steinem refused to allow Satan to hold the door open for her on the way into hell, in what many are calling her final act against the Patriarchy.
Legacy mapping tool MapQuest shot up to become the top navigation app in Apple’s app store after refusing to comply with President Trump’s executive order renaming “Lake Ontario” to “Lake America,” overtaking Google Maps, Waze, and Apple Maps. What do you think?
The post MapQuest Jumps T
PEMBROKE PINES, FL — An adventurous connoisseur with an eye for rare edible treasures was reportedly eager to sample the exotic delicacies of the Far East at local Chinese buffet Super Dragon #1.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth set up a lemonade stand by the Reflecting Pool in order to raise money to allow the military to purchase more missiles.
PORTLAND, ME — Progressive local church First United Methodist of Portland announced that it would now be offering a mail-in attendance option for its parishioners.
The post Gloria Steinem, Researcher Who Discovered Existence Of Women, Dead At 92 appeared first on The Onion.
JUPITER, FL — A Florida court suspended golf legend Tiger Woods' driver's license for five years after an investigation determined that he is half-Asian.
NEW YORK, NY — Governor Kathy Hochul desperately tried to warn New Yorkers that Republicans were taking away women's rights, but no one in the room could hear her because her mouth was covered by a hijab.
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Touting the new feature as yet another innovation to help every traveler get where they’re going, Google Maps on Thursday began offering crawling directions for cyclists who have been hit by a truck. “Whether you’ve been sideswiped by a tractor-trailer on a two-lane road or
HERSHEY, PA—Calling into question the candy brand’s apparent belief that consuming its chocolate-covered caramels constitutes a lively group activity, viewers told reporters Thursday that a new Rolo commercial greatly overestimates the social element of eating Rolos. “Rolo roll call!” a hand
From specialized nutrition plans to mental skills work to experimental equipment, the quest to stay healthy and productive now takes NFL athletes far beyond the weight room. Here are some ways players keep themselves fit throughout the season. Mental Skills In recent years, mental preparation has be
Country star Ella Langley is breaking records with her hit song “Choosin’ Texas,” which has now topped the Billboard Hot 100 for 20 weeks. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist. Nepotism Connection: Child of God Honors And Accolades: CMA Award For Female Vocalist Of The
Sports
Kiffin chose LSU as the path of least resistance to win a title. Anything short of that will bring a legion of critics.
Ohtani hasn't been healthy enough to pitch in two months. Is his value as a pitcher in the postseason worth risking his bat?
From bad gameplay to injuries to a mix of both, these players' seasons had huge impact on the success of their clubs this year.
After the NBA levied its enormous punishment on the Clippers, they'd be wise to change course and lean on precedent -- fast.
Pierre Gasly's penalties from the Monaco Grand Prix have been reinstated 89 days after the race, meaning he has lost the podium to Isack Hadjar a second time.
Enes Kanter Freedom is suing the Chicago Sky and the owners of Wintrust Arena, alleging in a 15-page complaint that his First Amendment rights were violated when he was removed from a Sky home game last month.
Pop Watson III passed for 197 yards and three touchdowns as UMass ended a 16-game losing streak with a 37-21 win over Rutgers in the season opener for both teams.
Former NFL quarterback and Fox broadcaster Mark Sanchez has agreed to plead guilty in connection to the alleged attack of a truck driver in Indianapolis last year.
Freshman quarterback Julian Lewis led a clutch two-minute drill to put Colorado ahead, and the Buffaloes secured a 14-13 win by blocking Georgia Tech's 45-yard field goal attempt as time expired.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 1 USC-Fresno State game, as well as information on how to watch.
The Chase begins this weekend and Bob Pockrass breaks down everything you need to know about NASCAR's thrilling postseason.
Get the latest Michigan State vs. Toledo odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 1, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the CFB Week 1 Indiana State Sycamores and Purdue Boilermakers game.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the CFB Week 1 Toledo Rockets and Michigan State Spartans game.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the CFB Week 1 Fresno State Bulldogs and USC Trojans game.
Who'll win the AFC South? Here's who the "First Things First" crew thinks will win the division crown.
The UMass Minutemen upset Rutgers 37-21 on the road on Thursday night to open up their 2026 campaign.
Here's the latest NFL news around the league on Thursday.
"The Bear" is back with his expert picks and best bets. Check out what he's wagering for Week 1 of the college football season.
Tech
The Boox Go 6 (Gen II) is a versatile Android ereader with the ability to take notes directly in books.
The mission to Phobos, Japan’s first Mars probe launch in 28 years, may reveal new information about our closest planetary neighbor.
Claude has the ability to use past chats with you as context for current and future prompts, so it's important that they are accurate.
Don't worry, we didn't share $500 CameraJet toothbrush.
The Volkswagen Group has revealed a 'transformation program' that includes layoffs, potential factory closures and brand shutdowns.
Feeling the pull of a new clean machine? I'll help you make sense of Dyson’s whirlwind vacuum lineup.
With these high-tech automatic litter boxes, gone are the days of scooping and smells. Welcome to the future.
The success of a program linking zoos across the US has created social media stars and generated a wave of interest in how to protect the endangered great apes in the wild.
Macs are fantastic computers, but you’ll need one of these great displays to complete your work-from-home setup.
With the risk of infection rising, parents and young adults are facing agonizing choices about being out in public as school starts back up.
Homeland Security Investigations agents hit the outdoor retailer with a controversial subpoena as part of a dragnet search for the identities of protesters who entered a Minnesota church in March.
Job seekers are trying to game the application process using AI. It’s not working, and not for the reasons you might think.
The discovery adds to the planet’s history of strange atmospheric phenomena that scientists don’t full understand.
A San Francisco “Hot List” is trying to buck stereotypes about dating in tech circles amid wider debates about the value of being perceived as attractive.
RugOne's newest ruggedized phone has a waterproof action cam that you can remove.
Tesla has officially launched the Cybercab, its autonomous vehicle with no steering wheel.
The popular free audio editor gets a colorful dark mode and granular editing tools.
There's nothing like lounging by the pool, listening to your favorite tunes. But is your Bluetooth speaker waterproof enough to handle a simple splash of water?
The new frontier model is particularly competent at agentic, computer-use tasks.
Alfonso Cuarón will executive produce the dark fantasy vampire story based on the popular D&D campaign setting.
Entertainment
Lindsay Clancy is back in court today as jurors begin the 7th day of deliberations. As you recall, deliberations halted Thursday after a note from the jury to the judge led the judge to bring the jury in one by one and ask them a question. After…
Former Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin found himself behind bars Thursday for contempt of court -- and he was reportedly arrested on the set of a Christmas film. Police busted Bevin while he was playing an extra on the set of the holiday movie…
Amber Eggers -- who starred on the show "Love After Lockup" -- has died after being hospitalized in Georgia, TMZ has learned. Her mom, Monica Eggers, tells TMZ ... Amber died Thursday night at a hospital in Atlanta after she was admitted several…
Hayden Panettiere's boyfriend, Brian Hickerson, seemed barely conscious after cops helped him get up from the floor in a bar ... before placing him in handcuffs during his 2025 arrest. TMZ obtained video from Brian's shocking arrest in August of…
Jax Taylor is calling out his estranged wife, Brittany Cartwright, claiming she told him he should move away and leave her and their son alone ... TMZ has learned. In court docs, Jax told the judge in his pending restraining order case that he has…
Can you guess which famous model put her bod on blast in this eye-popping pic?! Here are your hints: Her photos first went viral on Facebook and Instagram, and if you've turned the pages of Sports Illustrated, Maxim, and Esquire, you'd recall…
Matt Barnes believes LeBron James bolting to Philly was the best thing for Bronny James' career! TMZ Sports caught up with the retired NBA player-turned-podcasting star at Ryan Garcia's open workout in Los Angeles this week ... and Barnes weighed…
Calling all you mighty Millennials, ballin' Boomers, groovy Gen X-ers, and everyone else ... we're tappin' y'all into Gen Z's hottest stories of the week, packed with sexy stars and piping-hot news! Tap-In to the gallery ... we're spillin' it…
Influencers Meg Radice and Audrey Jongens say they were kicked out of the U.S. Open after posting photos of their credentials online ... and they’re begging to be let back in. The women, of the Instagram account The VIP List, tell TMZ they…
Carla Jeffery's family is asking for help to lay the Disney star to rest after her tragic death. The family launched a GoFundMe on Wednesday to cover Carla's funeral expenses and burial costs. They wrote ... "This is an incredibly painful and…
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