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Detective Jose Mercedes reveals on "One Nation" how his blood-soaked phone prevented him from calling 911 while chasing attackers in the Bronx.
PGA Tour star Cameron Young signed a document of intent to join LIV Golf after the 2022 Open Championship, newly revealed bankruptcy filings show.
House Republicans are sending dozens of congressional observers to monitor ballot counting in close midterm races and prepare for legal challenges.
Zohran Mamdani's Spanish-language video on handling ICE encounters drew over 7 million views and fierce backlash from conservative lawmakers.
Natalie Grant reveals how a fall outside a restaurant led to kidney bleeding, an ICU stay and emergency surgery that could have ruptured her bladder.
Riley Green's acoustic version of "Bartender in Destin" is going viral on YouTube, with fans flooding the comments to praise the stripped-back take.
Kyle Larson surged from 11th to first at Talladega, but a yellow line controversy and an embarrassing fuel-saving Stage I stole the spotlight.
Screencaps highlights Kylie Cantrall's World Series national anthem in Milwaukee, where fans are comparing her voice to Whitney Houston's iconic rendition.
Footage shows a Southlake Texas police officer aiming a gun at Dez Bryant during a confrontation that ended with the former Cowboy in handcuffs.
Alaska Dem Senate candidate suffers minor injuries in car crash, forcing her to skip campaign events
Democratic Senate-nominee Mary Peltola and her family sustained minor injuries in an Anchorage crash, delaying her campaign tour in the Alaska Senate race.
Satire
SAN DIEGO—The brief moment proving to be all that was necessary to completely eviscerate her self image, area woman Alena Reese reportedly had years of learning to love herself undone Monday by a single glimpse of her body in the self-checkout camera at Target. “Well, I guess that’s decades of
NEW YORK—Stressing the importance of circling back to how much a prospective employer has to lose if they don’t follow instructions, a group of career experts issued a recommendation Monday advising job candidates to send their interviewer a follow-up blackmail. “Applicants often worry they’
As the race for control of Congress heats up, politicians on both sides of the aisle are making their case to the American people. The Onion highlights the most pivotal contests to watch in the 2026 election cycle. Abdul El-Sayed vs. Mike Rogers (Senate, Michigan): Republicans find out how much juic
Ultra-wealthy families are constructing luxury doomsday bunkers with amenities ranging from gyms and spas to meditation rooms and movie theaters, the boom coming amid the backdrop of growing geopolitical turmoil and the rise of AI. What do you think?
The post Luxury Doomsday Bunkers Gain Popularity
The Central Intelligence Agency is experiencing a historic surge of departures as the Trump administration pushes veteran officers to resign or retire. What do you think?
The post CIA Experiencing Mass Exodus appeared first on The Onion.
With millions of Americans consuming far more sodium than is recommended by doctors, many are looking for ways to cut back. The Onion shares tips for lowering the amount of salt in your diet. Stay away from foods with red-flag terms on the label like “flavor.” Buy fresh, frozen, or canned jerky.
CLIVE, IA—In an effort to make their selection process more robust and holistic, officials at the multistate lottery game Powerball announced Friday the addition of an essay section. “In order to learn more about the wide range of people interested in becoming Powerball winners, we’re asking t
BURBANK, CA—Attempting to outline plans for their cinematic universe to fans, producers at DC Studios clarified in a press statement Friday that the new film Clayface was not connected to Matt Reeves’ The Batman, unless they decided it actually was. “With so much confusion over the large-scale
VATICAN CITY—In the latest sign that his health continues to improve, Pope Leo XIV declared Friday in an address to Catholics around the world that he would soon be strong enough to battle God. “To the faithful gathered here, thank you for your support, and know that I now feel better than ever
CHICAGO—Dashing from station to station in a state of pure delirium as he gazed upon the endless spread of complimentary food and drinks, local dad Bruce Etheridge was reportedly losing his fucking mind Tuesday over the box suite amenities at a Blackhawks game. “Holy crap, they got hot dogs, lo
Sports
Steady starter to an All-Star lock? Top-10 talent to an MVP? Breakout seasons take many forms in the NBA. Ben Golliver identifies 30 players primed to take the next step.
Seattle's bread-and-butter from its Super Bowl championship season -- JSN and defense -- was too much for the Chiefs.
A look at the odds, spreads, totals and FPI predictions for every NFL game in Week 8.
This week's odds and FPI predictions for Georgia-Florida, Tech Tech-Arizona and every top 25 matchup.
There was no immediate diagnosis from the Thunder on Jalen Williams' injury, with coach Mark Daigneault saying the team would be briefed Monday morning.
The Knicks lost their third straight game Sunday against the Magic, becoming the first defending champion to open a season 0-3 since the 2011-12 Mavs. "Everything falls on my shoulders," Jalen Brunson said in reference to the team's sputtering offense.
With the World Series shifting to Tampa Bay, we break down what we've seen so far -- and what to expect from here.
Both teams enter the game 2-4, looking far from formidable and staring up at the 4-2-1 division-leading Giants.
It has been a rough opening stretch for both sides heading into this NFC East matchup.
See the updated NBA title odds now that the regular season is underway and an unfortunate injury has occurred in OKC.
The tight ends showed out on National Tight Ends Day. Here are the top five moments from tight ends in Week 7.
The sixth man supreme doggedly sharpens his game in brutal summer practices. That's an edge the C's will need.
The weekend's big games brought plenty to unpack, with Real Madrid's Clásico win slowing Barcelona down in LaLiga and Man United's heavy home defeat surely pushing Michael Carrick toward the exit.
Bettors tried to overcome a tough Sunday by backing K.C. over Seattle. Well, that strategy failed. That and more from Patrick Everson.
There's a new number one (and two) in the NFL rankings on Monday morning following Week 7, which saw two undefeated teams go down.
Joel Klatt's top 10 has a new No. 1 after another weekend filled with upsets across college football.
Insights on age-old issues for the Chiefs and Packers, Caleb Williams' rise, J.J. McCarthy's resurgence, and whether the Vikings are legit.
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Tech
The foldable form factor comes with some trade-offs.
Two US senators say the Trump administration is breaking the law by withholding the FISA court decision while it presses Congress to renew America’s most sweeping surveillance program.
It also released a couple of new accessories, including a wearable chain.
Clean up your contacts list to prioritize the people you actually want to talk to.
The company may be valued as high as $2 trillion.
The new tablet stats at $699.
Apple soon won't need to physically access iPhones like the new Duo before updating them or checking returns.
Starlink and 5G providers advertise high speeds, but there is more to consider when deciding between the two. Think about location, and coverage as well.
The repair company iFixit released its repairability rating for Apple’s very first foldable iPhone. It comes as users report a wave of cracked-screen issues.
This is the company's impressive 3D video conferencing tech.
Your phone's most honest app doesn't even have a home screen icon.
The CMOS battery isn't something you'll need to change often. But when it goes, it's time for a quick swap.
Copper prices are at record highs, but for TikTok creators, the real money may be in teaching others how to strip wire—and selling them the tools to do it.
The LG B6 has deep and rich blacks and a low price tag, but midrange performance elsewhere.
Dramatic lighting and fog make this countertop fruiting chamber a conversation starter. The mushrooms are pretty good too.
Every day, Wikipedia biographies of living people are flagged for deletion because the subjects are not “notable” enough. How do these poor souls take the news?
Jayden, Sam, and Zack are eagerly pitching editors on reported stories and investigative features. The catch? They're all AI agents.
The Steam Frame’s promise of greatness for stand-alone and streaming VR gaming doesn’t quite connect.
Coyotec is bilingual, swears, and tells listeners how to defend themselves against ICE. Its popularity comes as more broadcasters are experimenting with artificial personalities.
Entertainment
Taylor Swift's man has to shake off a bad loss his team suffered at the hands of the Seattle Seahawks Sunday night ... but her fans couldn't do the same when it comes to a roast the team put on its official social media. Here's the deal ... right…
Donald Trump totally lost it Sunday night, going on a hilarious diatribe over Bill Maher, claiming he agreed to have a second dinner with the "Real Time" host because he believed Bill was a "major pothead" and "He's got to stop, it's very bad for…
Former Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer has triggered outrage online after she used AI to come up with three bullet points to describe her daughter. During a recent interview with a New York Times reporter, Mayer discussed her new app, Dazzle AI, a personal…
Adrien Broner had another run-in with the law ... this time he was handcuffed by police in Beverly Hills — and it was all caught on video. TMZ obtained footage of the former boxer turned streamer being led in cuffs by a police officer past a…
Eric Bauza, the voice behind some of the most iconic characters in cartoon history, including Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, has died. The Emmy-winning voice actor's family announced his sudden passing Sunday in a statement shared on his Instagram…
Chris Brown received a get out of jail free card from a judge after he pleaded guilty to repeatedly hitting a producer with a bottle in a London club back in 2023. The R&B singer made an appearance Monday in Southwark Crown Court to be…
Disneyland -- known as "The Happiest Place on Earth" -- turned into a grim scene Sunday after a man was found dead outside the family theme park in Anaheim, California. TMZ obtained video of cops standing around the 65-year-old man on Sunday…
The woman who says she saw disgraced 'Wheel of Fortune' announcer Jim Thornton in a pedophile chatroom on a plane has NEVER been contacted by the federal agency that would investigate such matters -- the Federal Bureau of Investigation -- TMZ has…
Too $hort is jumping into the EDM game ... and Diplo is the man helping him make the leap. Sources close to the legendary rapper tell TMZ ... $hort has always been a fan of EDM. Diplo has spent years mentoring Too $hort, helping him break into the…
American actress and musician Fairuza Balk was 21 years old when she played Nancy -- the mean leader of her witchy friends obsessed with gaining more power -- in the 1996 horror/fantasy film "The Craft." Balk hit the big screen with horror film…
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