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LeBron James hyped up Caitlin Clark on Instagram ahead of her third WNBA season as the Indiana Fever prepare to open Saturday against the Dallas Wings.
As the affordability crisis hits Americans, a new coalition of labor and lawmakers pushes a federal $25 minimum wage mandate amid job loss warnings.
Ben Stiller attended the Met Gala in New York Knicks colors and predicted "Knicks in six" while skipping their playoff game against the Philadelphia 76ers.
Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina floated the idea of further U.S. military attacks against the Islamic Republic of Iran.
Santa Rosa junior college volleyball players say a transgender athlete scandal derailed their NCAA dreams and led to ostracism after they filed a Title IX complaint.
President Donald Trump asked Slap's BBQ owner about Patrick Mahomes' health at the White House, showing concern for the Chiefs QB's recovery from knee surgery.
An underwater robotics expert is exploring nearly 100 targets in Seattle's Lake Union, calling the area a "shipwreck city" full of hidden maritime history.
In a Ruthless Podcast interview, Spencer Pratt says influential Hollywood figures back his Los Angeles mayoral campaign while criticizing Mayor Karen Bass over wildfire response and city leadership.
Maine's 2026 Senate race pits Republican Sen. Susan Collins against Democratic nominee Graham Platner, whose Nazi-era tattoo and bigoted posts are drawing increased scrutiny.
Border Patrol agents arrested two illegal aliens convicted of child sex offenses near San Diego last week, with both now being processed for removal.
Satire
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — In a touching tribute to one of America's most formative chapters in air travel, dozens of emotional passengers gathered at the gate to board the final scheduled flight of Spirit Airlines, preparing themselves for one last, glorious, no-holds-barred midair brawl.
MURCIA, SPAIN—Sending shock waves through the tennis world, world No. 2 Carlos Alcaraz officially withdrew from the French Open on Monday over a career-threatening haircut. “After careful consideration, we have decided that the most prudent decision is not to participate in Rome or Roland-Garros
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BOULDER, CO—Assuring himself that the rationale for the ritualized surgery would be revealed in due course, cult member Jason Fitzpatrick told reporters Friday that he assumed the reason everyone’s penises were cut off would eventually come up in conversation. “The last thing I want to do as a
A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance to them, with both the government and donors funding the project. What do you think?
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The 2026 Met Gala will take place Monday, May 4. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the annual star-studded event. 1 in 3 Invitees aware the Met is a museum 5th Floor where the real Anna Wintour is safely stored while her decoy attends the gala $25 Target gift card awarded to […]
HUNT VALLEY, MD—Hailing the product as a life-changing alternative for those in need of controlled withdrawal solutions, officials at packaged food giant McCormick & Co. introduced a first-of-its-kind smooth and hearty transdermal gravy patch Tuesday. “At McCormick, we know well the frustrat
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The Justice Department indicted former FBI director James Comey a second time for posting a photo of seashells arranged in the shape of “86 47,” which Trump and his allies insisted was a threat to get rid of the 47th president. What do you think?
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Barcelona are looking at Newcastle United's Anthony Gordon. Plus, Galatasaray want Bruno Fernandes. Transfer Talk has the latest.
The stars from the world of sports were out in Manhattan for the 2026 Met Gala.
The Knicks continued their historic run since trailing in their first-round series, beating the 76ers by 39 points in Game 1 on Monday.
Anthony Edwards and the Timberwolves held on to take Game 1 over the favored Spurs despite a record night from Victor Wembanyama.
Spurs star Victor Wembanyama lamented what he described as energy mismanagement for ruining a historic defensive performance in which he had a playoff-record 12 blocks in a triple-double that came in a losing Game 1 effort against the Timberwolves.
The Anaheim Ducks were irked by a linesperson's decision to wave off icing on the Vegas Golden Knights' winning goal in Game 1 of a Western Conference semifinals series Monday, with coach Joel Quenneville saying "it was a huge call," and "an easy call."
Taylor Hall slipped the puck past Dan Vladar at 18:54 of overtime to help the Hurricanes beat the Flyers 3-2 on Monday night, taking a 2-0 lead in their second-round series in the NHL playoffs.
UConn coach Geno Auriemma on Monday reflected on his heated postgame exchange with South Carolina coach Dawn Staley and said he feels "dumb for the way that it played out."
Tigers ace and two-time defending American League Cy Young Award winner Tarik Skubal will need surgery for loose bodies in his left elbow, manager A.J. Hinch said.
"A giant in the sport," Yankees manager Aaron Boone said in reflecting on the life of John Sterling, the legendary radio broadcaster who died Monday at age 87. Aaron Judge said Sterling "brought the New York theater to the ballpark."
See the odds for who is favored to come out of each conference, now that Boston and Denver have crashed out.
Check out the latest NBA title odds as the postseason enters the second round.
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Maurice Edu, Stu Holden and Alex Lalas debate Christian Pulisic's spot in FOX Sports' World Cup Top 100 Players Ranking.
FOX Sports' Dontrelle Willis ranks the top five teams in the National League.
Kansas City Chiefs general manager Brett Veach provided a positive Patrick Mahomes rehab update.
Here are key facts, stats and trivia you need to know before the 2026 FIFA World Cup kicks off.
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Tech
Your mom never gets you a thoughtless gift, so you shouldn’t get her one, either. Here’s every cool gift WIRED writers would give their mothers.
The host of Chicken Shop Date joined WIRED’s Big Interview podcast to talk about turning down bad deals, beating the algorithm, and the importance of being over-prepared.
Armed with some Python and a white-hot sense of injustice, one medical student spent six months trying to figure out whether an algorithm trashed his job application.
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Elon Musk settles with the SEC for $1.5 million after years-long dispute over his Twitter investment
Musk did not admit wrongdoing.
A working group could vet new models before they're publicly released.
Keep those private conversations truly private.
Catch the stream the day after Summer Game Fest's 2026 showcase.
They are like pets, but without all of that pesky love.
The traffic management sim will include the new area later this year.
However, students reported improvements in overall well-being in later years.
Tune in Wednesday for a closer look with the game's developers and cast.
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Entertainment
"General Hospital" star Steve Burton is back in court with his ex-wife Sheree Burton -- claiming she is interfering with his custodial time with their 11-year-old daughter -- TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Steve is…
Rick Harrison is schooling TMZ DC on how much items in the People's House is worth. We threw out some White House memorabilia, and got his take on how much it would fetch. Rick was in town for a big meeting with Donald Trump and small business…
"Vanderpump Villa" star Marciano Brunette is making moves to get his hands on unaired 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' footage ... to help prove his case against cast member Demi Engemann and the production company that made the show. According to…
Turn up your Tuesday with a lil' tasty treat brought to you by a top model from Malibu! Can you guess who it is based on these clues? Stunning the crowds at the Met Gala countless times, and based on those hot bikini shots, clearly a dime! Still…
Could Jake Paul be next for Mike Perry after Nate Diaz?! The MMA turned bareknuckle boxing star says "absolutely!" "Platinum" Perry, 34, chopped it up with Babcock less than two weeks before his highly anticipated scrap against Diaz, 41, on the…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. In case you missed the memo, Mother's Day is right around the corner. If you accidentally waited until the last minute to pick something out for mom, you've still got a…
Canadian youTuber Harley Morenstein was in his mid 20s when he co-created "Epic Meal Time" -- the YouTube series featuring high-calorie, over-the-top meals -- back in 2010. The series originally ran until 2017 -- eventually shifting to guest…
The man who fatally struck Nicki Minaj's father Robert Maraj with his vehicle 5 years ago has settled the wrongful-death battle over the incident after attempting to drag the rapper into court ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained…
Met Gala Monday is like Super Bowl Sunday for the Kardashian-Jenner family ... well, most of them anyway ... and they didn't disappoint on fashion's biggest night. Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, and Kylie Jenner brought some serious sex appeal to…
Some good news for Rudy Giuliani ... he's back to breathing on his own after being on a ventilator. Rudy's doctor hopped on Fox News and provided a positive health update for the former New York City mayor ... saying he's doing much better Monday…
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