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Melania Trump spent weeks negotiating between Moscow and Kyiv to broker a localized ceasefire in Oleshky, a devastated city in Ukraine's Kherson region.
Three Texas Tech roommates reveal how abortion rights, oil and gas policy, and cost of living shape their votes in the Paxton-Talarico race.
With 70% of votes counted, Benjamin Netanyahu's Likud leads but three possible paths to government formation keep Israel's election uncertain.
Two of the nation's largest teachers unions, the NEA and AFT, spent over $930 million on political activity and lobbying, a North American Values Institute report finds.
Abba Avrohom Bryski allegedly drove his car at a worker painting lines in a Costco parking lot in Camarillo, killing 28-year-old Nicholas Lang.
With Election Day six days away, Fox News Power Rankings rate Senate control a toss-up as Democrats aim to flip seats in Trump country states.
An Egyptian farmer's cucumber greenhouse discovery led archaeologists to unearth two colossal statues believed to depict Ramses II, the pharaoh linked to Moses.
Former Fox News investigative reporter Catherine Herridge has asked the Supreme Court to hear an appeal centered on her refusal to reveal her confidential sources.
A former immigration judge says Ilhan Omar could face denaturalization and criminal charges depending on the federal investigation's findings.
Republicans hold voter trust leads on crime, border security and immigration as Democrats spend over $163 million on anti-Trump midterm ads.
Satire
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar reportedly held a lengthy phone call with former President Barack Obama on Tuesday, during which she inquired whether or not he still had the number for that birth certificate guy.
Japan passed deeply unpopular revisions surrounding imperial succession that allows only males to ascend to emperor, snubbing the popular Japanese Princess Aiko from becoming empress. What do you think?
The post Japan Enshrines Male-Only Imperial Succession appeared first on The Onion.
ATLANTA, GA — Due to yet another scheduling conflict, Game 6 of the WNBA Finals has been relocated to a local church fellowship hall.
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Texas Senatorial candidate James Talarico has been named The Babylon Bee's Straight Man of the Year.
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Brothers James and Timothy Gardner took a short break this afternoon from fighting to fight even more.
IRVINE, CA — A violent brawl erupted between a non-denominational church and Spirit Halloween over a vacant commercial building that suddenly became available for rent.
SACRAMENTO, CA — Ahead of the midterms, Governor Gavin Newsom once again touted California as the only state where you can see a homeless man defecating on a beach and on a mountain in the same day.
OMAHA, NE—Admitting she recalled little else from her four years as an undergraduate, local woman Ally Biederman confirmed Tuesday that most of her college memories involved walking home while crying in Halloween makeup. “Pretty much all I remember from 2013 to 2017 is drunkenly stumbling back t
HIDDEN HILLS, CA—Muttering “Oh shit” as she realized her mistake, media personality Kylie Jenner was reportedly panicking Monday after accidentally washing the $50 million Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra on a regular cycle. “I was probably supposed to use the delicate setting, but now the li
LANSING, MI—Urging the public to use the most reliable methods available to submit their vote, election officials across the country warned Monday that a ballot tied to stray cat would likely not arrive in time. “Unfortunately, finding a stray tabby under a car and gently tying your ballot to it
NEW YORK—Stressing the importance of circling back to how much a prospective employer has to lose if they don’t follow instructions, a group of career experts issued a recommendation Monday advising job candidates to send their interviewer a follow-up blackmail. “Applicants often worry they’
Ultra-wealthy families are constructing luxury doomsday bunkers with amenities ranging from gyms and spas to meditation rooms and movie theaters, the boom coming amid the backdrop of growing geopolitical turmoil and the rise of AI. What do you think?
The post Luxury Doomsday Bunkers Gain Popularity
As the race for control of Congress heats up, politicians on both sides of the aisle are making their case to the American people. The Onion highlights the most pivotal contests to watch in the 2026 election cycle. Abdul El-Sayed vs. Mike Rogers (Senate, Michigan): Republicans find out how much juic
SAN DIEGO—The brief moment proving to be all that was necessary to completely eviscerate her self image, area woman Alena Reese reportedly had years of learning to love herself undone Monday by a single glimpse of her body in the self-checkout camera at Target. “Well, I guess that’s decades of
Sports
Milwaukee didn't get its sweep Tuesday night. Instead, the rest of the baseball world got a treat -- and another day to savor the sport.
Paris Saint-Germain winger Désiré Doué is being watched by three Premier League clubs and Bayern Munich. Transfer Talk has the latest.
ESPN's NWSL GM survey returns to dish on the USWNT's World Cup chances, the Rodman rule, rule-breaking, how much they spend, and more.
Golden State's defense and 6-foot-3 center Kiah Stokes led the way in a 64-55 win for a 3-2 lead in the WNBA Finals.
Facing elimination in Game 4 of the World Series, the Tampa Bay Rays finally showed the fight got them there.
The Knicks ended their three-game losing streak to begin the season by defeating the Pistons 111-97, overcoming an opponent that has given New York recent trouble.
Connor Hellebuyck stopped 16 of 17 shots in his New Jersey debut, helping the Devils beat the Dallas Stars 5-1.
Amid questions surrounding his future with the program, USC coach Lincoln Riley said Tuesday, "This is where I want to be. This is the right place for me. I'm the right person to be here."
Former USMNT player Eddie Johnson said Monday his soccer academy would train the 3-year-old boy who was removed from a youth soccer program in Florida, after tensions centered on the boy's outstanding play boiled over last weekend.
How does every NFL team stack up heading into Week 8? We made our 1-32 list and picked the best offseason additions -- coach or players -- for every team.
Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his ailing right knee Thursday that will sideline him up to two months, sources told ESPN's Shams Charania.
The Milwaukee Brewers will have to wait for their championship celebration, but Derek Jeter says they still have little reason to feel deflated.
All 30 MLB teams had had a walk-off in the postseason. Here's the best one for each.
With their season on life support, the Rays put on pressure in the bottom of the 12th, delivering the Brewers a taste of their own medicine.
Milwaukee Brewers left-hander Aaron Ashby broke Andrew Miller’s record for scoreless innings by a reliever in one postseason with a 1-2-3 ninth in Game 4 of the World Series on Tuesday night.
Who has won the most notable trades ahead of the deadline? We grade all the top deals.
J.J. McCarthy's first start with the Giants was promising, but there are reasons to still be skeptical.
College football’s win-now culture is putting coaches on the hot seat and quarterbacks in difficult positions. Brady Quinn examines the pressure to deliver results.
With the Milwaukee Brewers one win away from the World Series title, the MLB on FOX crew projected who their MVP could be.
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Tech
Faced with censorship and anti-porn laws, the adult site is encouraging creators to embrace cooking, gaming, podcasting, and other safe-for-work content.
If Apple headphones have been sitting on your wish list, now might be the time to buy ahead of the holiday rush.
Workers tell WIRED that NOA—or “No Ordinary Assistant”—was unhelpful. Bestselling authors also say AI is ruining their relationships with Big Five publishers.
Online spaces are captured by oligarchs and saturated with slop—and they’re exacerbating humanity’s worst impulses. It’s time to start over.
The base model—without thrusters or the flight system—will likely cost several times that amount to buy. “I’m going to do everything in my power to get the flying one,” says one customer.
ICE’s Homeland Security Investigations is engaged in far-reaching spying against left-wing activists that rivals the FBI and CIA crackdowns on the Civil Rights and anti-war movements.
Meta describes Waddle World as a 'daily journal disguised as a pet.'
Human beings struggle with emergency communication. Chatbots can help—if people take them seriously.
One of England’s top judges, Geoffrey Vos, believes that AI could adjudicate plenty of civil cases. The question, he says, is where the line should be drawn.
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iOS 27.2 comes with some changes for Apple CarPlay, too.
You can probably still read on it, and, with some finessing, you can turn it into a useful display.
The Slate Truck is known for offering hundreds of customization options, but one common truck option isn't available (yet.)
The platform's Discoverable Servers are about to get a lot more discoverable.
Tailor your tech to fit your daily drive seamlessly.
While it can be jarring to discover that your companion is using AI glasses, there are some steps you can take to recognize them ASAP.
It's not an honest mistake; it's the start of an attack on your wallet.
The animation is pushing users to pay to promote their posts.
The leaks suggest the front camera could also see a boost.
Entertainment
Former TLC star Deon Derrico claims his ex-wife, Karen Derrico, is hanging out with a man who crossed the line ... allegedly touching one of their daughters inappropriately, TMZ has learned. In court docs obtained by TMZ, Deon claims 12 of…
Halloween is basically the one day a year you can dress up as whoever the hell you want, and these celebs took that very literally! Instead of going for the usual ghosts and goblins, stars paid tribute to their favorite stars -- like Paris Hilton…
"Scream" -- hands down one of the most iconic spooky films to hit the big screen, and we're kickin' off your wicked Wednesday with the legends who made the slasher film so frigin' epic! Stars like Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, and David Arquette…
Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss is fighting Nevada officials in court over her precious parrots ... TMZ has learned. Heidi filed court docs, obtained by TMZ, slamming government officials with Clark County Animal Protection Services. Per the…
A woman who grew up with escaped Tennessee inmate, Jacob Allen Morley, says he's "extremely dangerous." According to NewsNation, the unnamed woman said she's "absolutely horrified" to learn the convicted murderer escaped from prison, calling him…
Stevie Wonder's ex-fiancée was stunned by the legendary musician's decision to evict her from the home she's lived in for nearly 40 years ... TMZ has learned. A source close to Carmen Efferson tells TMZ ... she was shocked by Stevie's…
It looks like the "Selling Sunset" cast may have seen Chrishell Stause and G Flip's split coming from a mile away. Sources close to the cast tell TMZ ... they're not surprised that G Flip ended their spiritual marriage to Chrishell. Our sources say…
Savannah Chrisley's new fiancé, Jason Galanis, has more in common with her father, Todd Chrisley, than just receiving clemency from President Donald Trump ... TMZ has confirmed the two men actually served time in the same federal prison. A source…
Halle Berry's seemingly hacked Instagram post caused a big stir in court with ex Olivier Martinez. According to Page Six, Olivier's lawyer, Patrick Baghdaserians, wants to reopen evidence in the wake of the Instagram story posted to Berry's…
Richard Simmons' longtime Hollywood Hills home has officially sold ... TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... the late fitness guru's Los Angeles mansion closed for $3,827,500, ending a lengthy and rocky run on the market.…
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