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Jordan Henderson suffered a freak wrist fracture celebrating England's 3-2 World Cup win over Mexico, requiring immediate surgery to end his tournament.
Team USA's costly errors led to their round of 16 loss to Belgium, 4-1, as their 2026 FIFA World Cup journey comes to a close in Seattle on Monday night.
A New York resident is suing after officers showed up at his home five months after he emailed ICE's director criticizing the agency's tactics.
Kier Starmer called FIFA to intervene for England before their match against Mexico, yet critics remain silent after blasting Trump over Folarin Balogun.
Mauricio Pochettino kicked Powerade bottles after Belgium scored twice in two minutes to take a 2-1 halftime lead over the USMNT in Seattle.
The New York Times Editorial Board calls the University of California's test-blind admissions policy a "terrible" mistake as faculty sound the alarm.
Alex Rodriguez was spotted kissing private fitness coach Meghan Hayden at Michael Rubin's White Party in the Hamptons after his split from Jac Cordeiro.
A 21-year-old South Florida influencer was killed and two others were critically injured after a luxury SUV was reportedly targeted in a drive-by shooting.
Video captures terrified passengers inside a Waymo driverless car as it drives directly into lit fireworks on a San Francisco street on the Fourth of July.
Former "Access Hollywood" host Mario Lopez allegedly denied supporting President Donald Trump in a now-deleted Instagram comment, saying he's "not a political person."
Satire
On June 30, the United States Supreme Court upheld the right of states to ban transgender athletes from competing in female sports. Now, the hard work begins to identify the trans athletes and ensure that women's sports are protected from men forever. But how?
U.S. — In the wake of sexual assault allegations being leveled at Senate nominee Graham Platner, Democrats were left wishing there had been some sort of warning sign that he was a bad person.
ORRVILLE, OH—Stressing that the change in the product line was a necessary adjustment to keep apace in the digital age, snack food manufacturer Hostess announced Monday that it would discontinue physical Twinkies. “While we know fans have been collecting Twinkies for years, we believe that onlin
U.S. — A study published by the American Association for the Advancement of Science on Monday revealed that exactly 92% of a husband's time is spent waiting for his wife.
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U.S. — On Monday afternoon, President Donald Trump issued an official invitation to the nation of Belgium to cry harder.
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TEMPE, AZ — Local man Frank Benden, who was currently engulfed in flames, assured friends coming to visit that the 107-degree temperatures in Arizona weren't that bad because it's a dry heat.
U.S. — After years of ignoring the world's most popular sport, Americans finally took a keen interest in soccer after discovering how much it can irritate Europeans.
California banned the use of “sell by” labels on food packaging in an effort to cut down on food waste caused by consumers misinterpreting its meaning. What do you think?
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BURBANK, CA—Tunneling upward out of the darkness where they had lain in wait for13 years, the latest brood of Disney child stars reportedly emerged from the ground Monday, filling the air with their mindless droning. Thousands of spunky young actors, part of the child performer population known
INDIANAPOLIS—Saying whatever she had to say to get through the PBS shoot as quickly as possible, hungover Antiques Roadshow expert Katrina Delaney reportedly pulled another appraisal out of her ass Wednesday morning. “Yeah, you can tell from the, uh, baroque cornices that it’s probably from t
BLOOMINGTON, IL—Amid a campaign aimed at improving the aesthetics of previously neglected public spaces, the team behind a new beautification initiative admitted Thursday to feeling impeded by the city’s commitment to using only local artists. “Seeing the quality of some of these pieces, I’
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U.S. — With several areas across the globe battling record high temperatures, Americans have graciously offered to help by turning their air conditioning down to 65 degrees and opening the windows.
LOW EARTH ORBIT—Smiling and waving triumphantly as their celestial forms floated through the cosmos, America’s Founding Fathers appeared in the sky over the United States on Saturday to wish the greatest nation on earth a happy 250th birthday. “Happy semiquincentennial, America,” said the en
In The Onion, July 4, 2026By the REPRESENTATIVES of theONION EDITORIAL BOARD, When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the bands which have connected them with other far more annoying and troublesome peoples, and to assume, among the powers of the earth, t
Sports
This USMNT was supposed to be special, but terrible performances throughout the U.S. roster led to a bitter World Cup exit in the round of 16.
It was a marriage of convenience -- the NBA's most famous team mired in dysfunction, matched with the world's best and most famous player. Their divorce is just as convenient.
Nikola Jokic reaffirmed his desire to say with the Nuggets long term but said he's opting to wait until next summer to sign an extension.
Brad Stevens said Monday that the Celtics traded Jaylen Brown to keep the team competitive and add more optionality with draft assets.
An emotional Cristiano Ronaldo said he had a "clear conscience" as he exited his final World Cup as Portugal were eliminated 1-0 by Spain in the round of 16 in Arlington, Texas, on Monday.
Multiple contenders are expected to have interest in DeMar DeRozan after the Kings waived the six-time All-Star, making him a free agent.
Former Kentucky basketball player Kerr Kriisa has been arrested and indicted on a $2.2 million fraud scheme, the Department of Justice announced on Monday.
Former Lions cornerback Terrion Arnold, 23, facing legal issues in Florida after he was arrested on felony charges of armed robbery and kidnapping in Tampa, cleared waivers Monday afternoon and has become a free agent after two seasons with Detroit.
Even with Folarin Balogun back up front, the United States men's national team crashed out of the World Cup in the round of 16 once again.
Here's the best of Monday, July 6, at the 2026 World Cup from Portugal vs. Spain and the USA vs. Belgium.
The USA just couldn't keep up with Belgium, which knocked the Americans out of the World Cup.
See the latest odds for the Round of 16, now that the World Cup is winding down.
Here is what the 2026 FIFA World Cup quarterfinals bracket looks like as teams advance.
It's a familiar story for the United States men's national team, as it exits the 2026 FIFA World Cup in the round of 16 following a 4-1 loss to Belgium at Seattle Stadium on Monday.
Here is what to know for the last day of the round of 16 at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
The French Football Federation (FFF) has launched an appeal to FIFA in an attempt to have Michael Olise's yellow card rescinded. The Bayern Munich star was booked during Les Bleus' last-16 victory over Paraguay, leaving him on a disciplinary tightrope ahead of the quarter-finals.
Here’s a look at some of the best moments from Jameis Winston’s World Cup journey.
Tech
Fortunately, it shouldn't take too much extra space.
A few simple adjustments to your settings will opt you out of Google's latest AI-training method.
Everything old is new again.
Microsoft is cutting an additional 3,200 jobs beyond those in the gaming division.
Get excited for a feature film starring an AI character that doesn't exist in any real way.
Reddit to combat AI with more AI
USB-C promised simplicity, but has turned into a mystery box of different specs.
To comply with battery regulations, Nintendo will stop selling the Switch 1 in Europe next year.
Holes in socks have become a curious sight at this year’s World Cup. The reasons why are a weird mix of biomechanics, perception, and player habits.
Xbox will lay off 3,200 workers as part of mass restructuring.
They're for more than just fast charging.
The 300-mile Torcal arrives in September, but considering what’s come before with Ferrari, Porsche, and Mercedes, has the company timed its EV entry right?
Whether you’re looking to boost your productivity or your Fortnite stats, these are the top keyboards for the job.
This midrange mini RGB LED television has a high-end price but doesn’t match the brightness and contrast of more advanced models.
A new study suggests that when our star becomes unstable in 5 billion years or so, Earth may avoid being engulfed by its fiery demise.
The Office of Professional Responsibility has opened more than 100 cases over what ICE officials call “incidents of doxing and threats” against ICE employees.
A study based on 47 million galaxies found that the cosmic web retains patterns on enormous scales, which could force a reevaluation of a pillar of cosmology.
Distributed backups, cyber resilience, and a half-million records are preserving Palestinian history beyond any single building or border.
Don’t suffer the buffer. These WIRED-tested home routers will deliver reliable internet across your home, whatever your needs or budget.
Wildfire survivors call fire-prediction markets “morally reprehensible” and worry they could increase the risk of arson.
Entertainment
Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith are back under the same roof again ... and have been for a couple years now, according to a source. An insider told People Jada moved back in with Will "two years ago," saying ... "They are happy and love each…
DDG said he's not watching "Love Island" right now ... because it's "gay" to do so alone. On a stream, he was talking about things he misses from being in a relationship, saying ... "I haven't watched 'Love Island.' You know why? Cuz I don't have…
Tyrese Gibson is manifesting a "Baby Boy" reunion ... saying he'd love for Taraji P. Henson to join him on his upcoming nationwide stage play tour. TMZ caught up with Tyrese at LAX on Monday, where he opened up about his ambitious new "Beautiful…
Prior to his tragic passing, Claude Lemieux picked his wife to run his estate … this according to the late hockey star’s will. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, the late NHL star said in his will that he wanted to have his wife, Deborah…
'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' alum Annemarie Wiley has slapped her husband, Marcellus Wiley, with a divorce and request for restraining order after his recent arrest for domestic violence ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained…
Travis Kelce was dealing with legal issues in the days before his mega-wedding to Taylor Swift ... TMZ has learned. In new docs, obtained by TMZ, Travis and his pal Patrick Mahomes claim the shoe company 1587 Sneakers is trying to sue them in New…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding wasn't just a phone-free affair ... 'cause TMZ has learned security went a step further, scanning guests for Meta Smart Glasses and other hidden cameras in an effort to keep the celebration under wraps.…
A man has been sentenced to life in prison for murdering his pregnant cousin and another woman in a Virginia residence ... TMZ has learned. According to multiple reports, Edward Jackson Bland will serve two life terms without the possibility of…
Lauren Bennett's family and closest friends have already gathered to celebrate her life ... with the singer honored during a private memorial service in London ... TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Lauren's former G.R.L.…
Dreamdoll Brii -- real name Brianna Johnson -- posted just hours before her death on Monday after being shot while leaving a party in Florida. Check out the video ... it looks like the 21-year-old influencer was at a get-together in a parking lot,…
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