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The Knicks won their first championship in 53 years, overcoming double-digit deficits and doubters in a Cinderella story that touched hearts nationwide.
The complete WWE NXT roster as of June 2026, featuring champions Tony D'Angelo, Myles Borne, Lola Vice, and Zaria among the top rising talent.
AEW's full 2026 roster features champions MJF, Konosuke Takeshita, Kevin Knight, Jon Moxley, Thekla, Megan Bayne and Lena Kross among others.
The complete WWE roster for June 2026, featuring champions Cody Rhodes, Roman Reigns, Rhea Ripley, Liv Morgan, and all Raw and SmackDown superstars.
TNA Wrestling roster features world champion Mike Santana, X Division champion Cedric Alexander, and knockouts champion Lei Ying Lee as of June 2026.
Jelly Roll has filed for divorce from wife Bunnie XO in Tennessee, just months after the couple showed PDA at the 2026 Grammys red carpet event.
Vice President JD Vance says the U.S.-Iran peace deal includes no American taxpayer money and requires a real inspections regime from Tehran.
Draymond Green criticizes Victor Wembanyama for skipping the handshake line after the Knicks' dominant 4-1 NBA Finals win over the Spurs in 2026.
Recent bear attacks in Glacier and Yellowstone parks highlight why hikers need proper preparation, bear spray and food storage in bear country.
Brendan Sorsby will not play college football at Texas Tech this season after a seven-day legal battle involving the NCAA and the Big 12 conference.
Satire
As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints in the Bible that Jesus was truly the one called Christ.
LONDON — Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following the attempted beheading of an Irishman by a Sudanese migrant, leading UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer to ask the Irish not to bicker and argue over who beheaded whom.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As racial tensions continued to rise in the wake of the verdict handed down in the Austin Metcalf murder trial, a somber former President Barack Obama said if he had a son who stabbed someone in the heart with a knife, he would look just like Karmelo Anthony.
AUGUSTA, ME — The citizens of Maine have cast their votes to officially update the state flag to include a swastika.
A McDonald’s employee in California suffered severe burns across his face and body after a coworker tossed hot oil on him, the reason for the attack remaining unknown. What do you think?
The post McDonald’s Worker Suffers Severe Burns After Being Attacked With Hot Oil appeared first on The Onion
Unsubscribing from spam texts is well known, but did you know you can also unsubscribe from your wife? All you have to do is text back "UNSUBSCRIBE" and she's legally required to stop.
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local mom Rachel Thompson reportedly enjoyed a brief half-hour break this week in between finishing all the laundry and having to do more laundry.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Following last week's primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general election between an avowed communist and an avowed communist.
Doug Valdez, 91, passed away early Friday morning in an attempt to beat the weekend rush into heaven.
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Staggering out into the blinding light of day, Euphoria showrunner Sam Levinson reportedly emerged from a 7-year drug binge Wednesday horrified to learn what he had created. “Wait, I did what?” said a shaky, bleary-eyed Levinson as he looked through his phone in an attempt
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What are you doing here? This is not for piddling swine like you. Be gone! Back to your frumpy duplex you go! Reference #295432
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SAN FRANCISCO—Expanding their offerings of erectile health products, male-focused wellness brand Hims announced a new line of folders Wednesday for holding in front of embarrassing boners. “These safe, discreet folders are specially formulated to ensure you are the only one who knows that you ar
MINNEAPOLIS—Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco g
Despite advances in technology, training, and performance optimization, some achievements in sports have stood the test of time. The following athletic records remain unbroken.
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MIAMI—In an official filing with the U.S. Department of Labor, Amazon employees alleged Monday that they had been exposed to inhumane working conditions while staffing the human chessboard that executive chairman Jeff Bezos maintains on the grounds of his Florida compound. “We’re not allowed
MCKINNEY, TX — Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree murder, expressed regret that he didn't convert to Islam and stab someone in the UK instead.
On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of prophecy, tongues, and more. But which gifts are the coolest?
Actor Idris Elba dismissed longstanding rumors that he would be the next James Bond, calling the speculation “unrealistic” and claiming that many global audiences would never accept a Black male in the iconic role. What do you think?
The post Idris Elba Says Some Audiences Won’t Accept Black J
U.S. — The nation was thrown into a state of shock on Tuesday afternoon, as a jury in Texas ruled that you can't just stab someone in the heart for no reason at all.
Sports
The transfer window is open in Premier League and will be soon in Europe, so who is available? It's our big board!
Newcastle United midfielder Sandro Tonali now has Tottenham Hotspur on his trail. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the France and Senegal FIFA World Cup Group I match.
Amid legal wrangling over his NCAA eligibility, Texas Tech transfer quarterback Brendan Sorsby plans to apply for the NFL's supplemental draft.
Cubs center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong became the first player in the majors to hit for the cycle this season.
Iran coach Amir Ghalenoei called his team perhaps the "most repressed team in the whole World Cup," after he said Iran have been forced to leave Los Angeles and return to their base camp in Tijuana, Mexico, immediately following their opening match.
Calvin Johnson doesn't expect his single-season NFL record for receiving yards to last much longer. And if he had to guess, Rams star Puka Nacua will be the one to break it.
Major League Baseball on Monday decried the use of personal writings on any team-issued Pride Night hats after members of the San Francisco Giants had Bible verses etched into their caps during Friday's loss to the Chicago Cubs.
Tom Izzo expressed his displeasure with the leadership changes surrounding him at Michigan State, calling on the school's alumni to do something about it.
UFC fighter Josh Hokit targeted Michelle Obama during his postfight comments at Sunday's UFC White House event, saying the former First Lady "is a man."
We have an updated 2026 mock draft, predicting all 60 picks as trade talks heat up a week out from draft night.
In a game that featured quality goals and plenty of emotion, New Zealand and Iran played to a very entertaining 2-2 draw.
Welcome to America, where everything is bigger and weirder.
Here is everything you might have missed on Day 5 of the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
The 2026 FIFA World Cup is officially underway. Here are the updated odds for each team to advance to the knockout stage.
The 2026 FIFA World Cup group stage is in full swing. See the latest odds for which countries are favored to win their respective groups.
Here are the latest odds to win the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Check out the latest odds to win the Golden Boot award at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Here's the latest look at some of the most notable news around the World Cup.
Tunisia have sensationally sacked head coach Sabri Lamouchi just one game into its 2026 World Cup campaign.
Tech
xAI has some powerful friends, and they're asking the court to dismiss NAACP's lawsuit.
With its music focus, no-AI content policy, and larger artist royalties, the hi-res streaming service is scooping up all sorts of switchers.
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Whether you’re switching from springs to memory foam or just want to sleep cooler this summer, these Sealy mattress deals will have you waking up refreshed—and with cash left in your wallet.
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Some well-known first-party Xbox studios are reportedly at risk of being closed down.
Up, up and away! (Just try not to crash.)
The Galaxy Book 6 Edge comes with 1TB of storage and 16GB of RAM, and it costs $2,100.
Taylor Swift, Bad Bunny and many, many more artists have had their work fed into AI models.
Anthropic is being sued over Claude Max usage limits
It all comes down to big sound and big pictures.
A federal judge decided to dismiss an xAI lawsuit against OpenAI with prejudice.
Don't worry, there's yet another chatbot you can ask for restaurant recommendations.
Hosting your own group chat could let you avoid a lot of drama.
Entertainment
Taylor Swift is a veteran of the stage, so it's befitting that she has commissioned a massive stage for her and Travis Kelce's wedding event at Madison Square Garden ... and it's being secretly built at a Pennsylvania production facility ...…
Chris Tucker says he's been celibate for more than three years and is holding out for marriage ... a revelation he shared during a comedy set in Las Vegas … TMZ has learned. The 'Rush Hour' star made the comments during a performance at The Wynn…
Justin Gaethje was a massive underdog to Ilia Topuria, and (almost) no one thought he'd win ... except apparently for Francis Ngannou! "I knew. I put my money on Gaethje," the Predator told TMZ Sports on Monday. Figurative cash? We asked ... Nope.…
Celebs really know how to go with the flow ... and these stars turned Mother Nature's showers into their own personal photo studios by posing in front of some seriously stunning waterfalls. Kendall Jenner, Jodie Woods, Yvonne Orji, and James…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Father's Day and summer vacation go hand-in-hand … so why not lean into the season? Instead of buying Dad another gift he'll politely pretend to love, help him get…
American actor and model Kofi Siriboe was 23 years old when he played Malik in the 2017 comedy-drama "Girls Trip." His character, a young hot hunk, is part of a memorable comedic (and risqué) scene involving Jada Pinkett Smith’s character, Lisa.…
Marlon Wayans is on a roll .... he has a megahit with "Scary Movie 6," and his ex is no longer dragging him to court for a custody battle over their daughter. According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Marlon's ex, Brittany Moreland, filed…
Jelly Roll and Bunnie XO are taking another step toward officially untangling their lives ... 'cause TMZ has learned movers were at the former couple's Nashville area home amid their divorce. TMZ obtained a photo of a large moving truck was parked…
The Mexican search group that followed up on an anonymous tip in the Nancy Guthrie case isn't giving up just yet ... 'cause they're heading back out tomorrow into the field in hopes of finally finding answers. Buscando Corazones Nogales tells TMZ…
Jelly Roll has filed for divorce from his wife, Bunnie XO …TMZ has learned. According to court records obtained by TMZ, Jelly Roll filed for divorce from his wife in May in Tennessee. Sources tell TMZ ... the divorce was a mutual…
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