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The National Champion Indiana Hoosiers barely survived Northwestern as penalties and Turbo Richard's injury nearly derailed their Big Ten opener.
Don Mattingly insists the Phillies aren't wilting, but 13 losses in 21 games and just two runs in 27 innings tell a different story down the stretch.
A UCLA neurology professor's 10-year self-assessment helps women determine if memory loss stems from estrogen changes during perimenopause or dementia.
Cheryl Reeve says her "Trans Kids Belong" shirt sparked an outpouring of messages from transgender families during a season defined by debate.
Conservative commentator says famous Catholic archbishop would be branded a "far-right extremist" today without changing his message on faith and communism.
Dale Caldwell called the ethics probe "specious" and "poorly done" on camera, insisting he resigned only to avoid distracting Gov. Mikie Sherrill.
UCF football unveiled a Walt Disney World helmet decal ahead of their Big 12 opener against TCU, pairing Orlando's most iconic brand with the Knights.
Bill Burr suggested the Luigi Mangione murder case should prompt healthcare executives to examine their policies rather than simply hiring security.
Axel Henry's 73-page lawsuit accuses St. Paul Mayor Kaohly Her of explicit sexual comments, unwanted physical contact and a retaliation campaign.
Eating about 2 tablespoons of tomato paste daily for three months boosted attention, processing speed and associative memory scores in a new study.
Satire
REDDING, CA — Sources revealed that Georgia Mendlerot was over the moon on Friday after her husband recited a verse from Song of Solomon comparing her to a horse.
Chinese President Xi Jinping visited the White House this week for some good old-fashioned diplomacy, but President Donald Trump wanted to help him feel as comfortable as possible.
NEW YORK, NY — As world leaders from around the globe were in the U.S. this week to attend the United Nations General Assembly, the Iranian president was reportedly caught using a cardboard cutout of the Ayatollah to sneak into the HOV lane.
FRANKLIN, TN — Local husband and father Greg Hartley, who came down with a case of the sniffles earlier this week, was officially listed as "questionable" for church attendance (or anything) this coming Sunday.
WASHINGTON—Despite carefully checking and double-checking the credentials of the man who reached out to him via email, FBI director Kash Patel was reportedly phished Friday by a scammer posing as FBI director Kash Patel. “First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an address to GOP supporters on Friday, President Donald Trump outlined a bold strategy to rally conservative voters ahead of the upcoming midterm elections by launching a brand-new foreign war.
AMARILLO, TX — During the opening prayer of a Wednesday evening church service, local man Adrien Herald once again lost his train of thought as he began daydreaming about defending his congregation from Muslim terrorists.
A cybercriminal collective known as ShinyHunters claims to have breached the FBI’s online job portal and stolen more than 2 terabytes of employee personnel records. What do you think?
The post FBI Hack Exposes Thousands Of Employee Records appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A federal judge has overturned President Donald Trump's ban on assassins being allowed into the White House.
NEW YORK—Stressing that the sport’s existing suite of advanced metrics was no longer sufficient to satisfy their hunger for increasingly granular data, baseball analysts from across the country called Wednesday for the creation of a new statistic called B.L.E.P.H. “We don’t care what it mea
The post Last Peach Of Summer Quietly Molds Over On Counter appeared first on The Onion.
Despite a slew of setbacks, Paramount cleared the last major hurdle in its proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. when it reached an agreement to resolve an antitrust lawsuit brought forth by a dozen states. The Onion breaks down the key facts and figures behind the historic deal to create a media beh
From breakout stars to aging veterans, these are the players most likely to define the 2026 NFL season. Aidan Hutchinson, Lions defensive end: After signing a four-year extension worth $180 million last season, Hutchinson should finally be able to afford enough eye black for both sides of his face
The post Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off appeared first on The Onion.
SACRAMENTO, CA—Saying the newly instituted changes better reflected the realities of modern driving, officials at the California Department of Motor Vehicles announced Friday that they had added a highway chase to the state’s standard road test. “Test-takers will be expected to safely merge on
LONDON—In a damning memoir filled with explosive claims about her brutal treatment by the House of Windsor, Diana, the former Princess of Wales, has at long last given the public a firsthand account of her disturbing experiences living with the British royal family. “So many unfounded rumors hav
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much President Donald Trump’s English had improved since the two last met. “He definitely isn’t f
Sports
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Warriors star Stephen Curry agreed to a two-year, $116 million contract extension, sources told ESPN's Shams Charania on Friday, ultimately opting for a pay cut and security over a max contract.
White Sox infielder Colson Montgomery set the record for most strikeouts in a season with his 224th on Friday.
The Yankees and Red Sox both talked up the clubs' long-standing rivalry with mutual respect ahead of their best-of-three wild-card series.
The SEC is "deeply disappointed" LSU tried to dismiss its lawsuit against the university stemming from an attempt to add former NFL players to the Tigers' roster.
Kyrie Irving said he is under no physical restrictions from the torn ACL in his left knee that sidelined him 19 months ago, an injury that he called "probably the best thing that happened to me."
Jalen Hurts against Chicago? Aaron Glenn back in Detroit? Dak vs. Lamar? There are 15 more games in Week 3, and we have picks, predictions, key stats and more.
The Red Sox and Cubs will play their regular-season finale Sunday afternoon at Tropicana Field after the league relocated their series from Boston because of the forecast for inclement weather.
Indiana starting running back Turbo Richard left Friday's 29-23 win over Northwestern with a right lower-leg injury in the first half and did not return.
Cavs president of basketball operations Koby Altman said he wasn't fazed when LeBron James chose to sign with the Sixers, saying, "We're built for a sustainable run here regardless of one outcome."
From matchups to league races to the postseason schedule, we have everything you need to know.
Get the latest Maryland vs. UCLA odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 4, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
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A look at MLB's standings and how they are informing the postseason picture.
Sabathia became the 24th Yankees player or manager to get his number retired and the Hall of Fame left-hander was honored with a plaque in Monument Park.
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Tech
Is Quince the Away alternative we’ve been waiting for? I tested its luggage to find out, and the price difference is hard to ignore.
The setting affects whether workers can review photos and videos from your glasses.
They wanted the silicon. They got the sand.
The company is still paying for the Cambridge Analytica scandal.
Surely my sticker budget will break even eventually.
That's one way to topple a King.
It's been six years since the original model.
A company that's best known for keyboards makes a strong entry into the high-end dock world.
The AI lab had argued multiple violations of its rights, but a divided panel of judges sided with the Trump administration.
Some say that tech was always about the money and the military. Don’t buy that argument.
Microsoft is giving its Copilot app another facelift.
SpaceX has completed a wet dress rehearsal for Starship, in preparation for its first orbital test flight.
The US government filed an application to support the company’s legal challenge against a fine issued under the bloc’s Digital Services Act, which Trump has described as “overseas extortion.”
I’ve been reviewing laptops for over a decade, and here’s my advice for finding the right laptop for you.
Email scams that look like an Evite or Paperless Post invitation are meant to snatch your data. For some, they've become an excuse to reconnect with old friends or flames.
Google has introduced Gemini 3.8 live avatars designed for customer service and other tasks.
Lance Oppenheim’s new film doesn’t paint Chris Hansen as a hero. The To Catch a Predator host's real-world copycats are even more reckless.
The built-in tools on your phone—as well as some inexpensive apps—let you share whatever you’re doing with others.
From electric trucks to health trackers, women designers are guiding consumer tech to a better place.
No more Beavis and Butt-Head in your matches.
Entertainment
Chadwick Boseman's widow, Taylor Simone Ledward Boseman, claims the late actor's family is making things difficult as she tries to work on a documentary celebrating his life. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Simone says she has been…
Summer days and bikini baes are rounding out with sexy stars like Dua Lipa, Tammy Hembrow, and Mia Khalifa taking their curves to the gram for one last shameless summer selfie! Check out the gallery -- The Kardashian-Jenner gals kept the temps hot…
Javon "Wanna" Walton isn't losing a wink of sleep over Henry Cejudo ... despite Triple C staking his claim as the most accomplished combat sports athlete ever! The 20-year-old Euphoria star and undefeated pro boxer (3-0-1) chopped it up with…
Presley Gerber's death raises huge questions about addiction treatment in Hollywood, plus Mother Nature joins the Ed Sheeran-Macklemore chat, Taylor Swift sparks a Swiftee feud, and legal drama for Dolly Parton's beloved nephew! So, we gotta ask ...
Another birthday bombshell has entered the villa ... Chloe Burrows just turned 31! And in honor of the blonde beauty's big day, we've got some hot shots for ya! If you find yourself captivated by the bday girl's killer curves ... you're in luck! We…
What's up y'all?! Happy Saturday! It's the Snoop D-O-Double-G, gearing up to host this year's MTV Video Music Awards. Can you track down the sneaky switches made to these two images?! Here's Snoop performing back at the 2022 VMAs, rockin' a dope…
Billionaire hedge fund manager and Pittsburgh Steelers co-owner Robert Citrone is asking a Pennsylvania judge for an emergency order to block his alleged baby mama from blabbing to the press after he says she took their bitter court battle to…
An Australian man was captured on camera chasing his young daughter around a house in Indonesia before killing her, his son, and himself. 4-year-old Laura and 6-year-old Archie and their 56-year-old father, Damien John Shaw, were found dead in the…
Rep. Nancy Mace seems to be going for a little Catwoman cosplay in Thursday's episode of her podcast, "Get Maced." The South Carolina congresswoman opted for a casual, almost-Friday fit that looked like it came straight out of a superhero movie ...…
Carrot Top has canceled his Las Vegas shows for the next three weeks as he remains hospitalized following a suicide attempt ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the performances tell TMZ ... the comedian's shows at the Luxor's Atrium Showroom…