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Senate Democrats face a Republican money tsunami as Chuck Schumer warns colleagues that massive GOP spending could overwhelm their candidates.
Former federal prosecutors say the Justice Department's 60-day rule that Democrats cite in the Ilhan Omar home search is unwritten, not a ban.
Ukraine's drone attacks on three Yandex data centers in four days exposed how adversaries can cripple artificial intelligence without defeating software.
Jon Husted targets Sherrod Brown's 50-year political record as the Ohio Senate race tightens around data centers and affordability concerns.
JD Vance says the Trump administration won't interfere in the DOJ investigation into Ilhan Omar but warns unprecedented steps may follow if fraud is found.
The U.S. Department of Education urged schools to strengthen instruction on communism and socialism ahead of the National Day for Victims of Communism.
The SBA suspended 870,000 borrowers linked to an estimated $39 billion in suspected pandemic loan fraud, the largest action in agency history.
Kamala Harris adviser Maria Cardona fires back at Democratic donors and strategists who say the former vice president blew her chance to reinvent herself.
The Third Circuit ruled a federal felon gun ban applies to violent offenders but not a man whose conviction stemmed from a DUI in the early 2000s.
President Donald Trump announced on Truth Social that experts say Greenland's oil reserves rival almost any land, but details remain unclear.
Satire
HEAVEN — According to angelic sources, the Almighty God decided to move up the date of the apocalypse after seeing the trailer for the new Narnia movie directed by Greta Gerwig.
If you're considering becoming Christian, you've probably heard all of the big, flashy benefits, such as being cleansed of your sins and welcomed into the eternal, loving home of your Creator. Nice! But there's even more where that came from.
HARAN — Following a night of wine and music, Jacob reportedly began to assure his new bride Rachel that he hadn't gotten that drunk at the wedding last night, only to discover he had, in fact, gotten that drunk.
The post Will Trump Running For Midterm President Help Down-Ballot Republicans? appeared first on The Onion.
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Fanning hype for its upcoming open-world sandbox game by teasing a copious collection of tracks from the legendary singer-songwriter and film composer, Rockstar Games announced in a press release Tuesday that the Grand Theft Auto VI soundtrack would contain 10,000 songs by Rand
CHARLESTON, SC — Local grandmother Peggy Hartfield apologetically put one scammer on hold this morning so she could answer a call from a different scammer.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following this week's DHS raid on Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home, Democrats warned President Donald Trump that using law enforcement to target political opponents could set a dangerous precedent.
ARLINGTON, VA—Saying it was disappointing to enter the smoothie shop and not be greeted by streamers or decorations, local man Ryan Hunter confirmed Tuesday that workers at Sweetgrass Juicery were not as excited for his birthday as the marketing email had suggested they were. “Yesterday I got th
The post Late Uncle Remembered As Man Who Had Can Crusher In Garage appeared first on The Onion.
Interactions between the president and the free press have been central to the United States since the nation’s founding. The Onion takes a look back at key moments that have shaped the executive branch’s relationship with the Fourth Estate. 1803 Local busybody Arthur Swipple wanders into the Wh
NEW YORK—Condemning the semiaquatic seabirds’ heretical acts as an affront to the principles the organization was founded to sustain, Audubon Society officials released a statement Monday formally excommunicating penguins. “These flightless beasts have committed acts of unforgivable schism aga
BISMARCK, ND—Admitting that it had let the other 49 states do “pretty much all of the heavy lifting,” North Dakota issued a formal apology Tuesday for contributing nothing to the nation’s greatness. “Look, we acknowledge that we don’t exactly bring much to the table besides being a cold
In the Russian city of Irkutsk, the death of a plague researcher from a mysterious illness has stoked fears of an outbreak. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the emerging situation. Q: What is the Irkutsk Anti-Plague Research Institute? A: An on-the-nose alibi. Q: Should I be worrie
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In what would be the nation’s first public execution in 90 years, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced the Pentagon would livestream Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan’s death by firing squad. What do you think?
The post Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Tottenham defender Pedro Porro is being tracked by Real Madrid and Barcelona. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Turkish clubs compete for prestige through the transfer market and this summer took things to yet another level as Mo Salah, Rafael Leão and other big names arrived.
A second-half rally against Spain, led by Ashley Sanchez and Mallory Swanson, will give USWNT coach Emma Hayes plenty to build on -- especially with the 2027 Women's World Cup on the horizon.
Emma Hayes' side once again gave up a 2-0 lead to Spain. Then, something familiar returned: the fight and belief that once defined the USWNT's world dominance.
Tampa Bay pulls out the Game 2 win thanks to Freddy Peralta's six scoreless innings.
From elite scorers to exciting rookies to legit drama, here's what we love about all 32.
The Guardians knew what was coming but still couldn't touch Rays starter Freddy Peralta, who topped 99 mph on his fastball and threw six scoreless innings as the Rays took Game 2 of the ALCS.
A Miami jury returned a mixed verdict in the assault and battery civil trial against Tyreek Hill, finding the former NFL receiver liable for two counts of battery but not liable for the eight other claims made by his estranged wife, Lakeeta Vaccaro.
Micah Parsons said on his podcast that Jayden Daniels' mistake at the end of overtime Sunday will probably end up getting Commanders coach Dan Quinn fired.
Los Angeles Dodgers manager Dave Roberts told reporters Tuesday that struggling superstar Shohei Ohtani will be in the lineup for Game 3 of the NLCS on Wednesday vs. the Milwaukee Brewers.
Rays players have bonded with Freddy Peralta in what has been a seamless transition to his third team in 13 months. This winter, he might be heading to his fourth.
Julian Sayin and Josh Hoover took different paths to college football stardom. Now, they’ll face off in a showdown with major Big Ten and national title implications.
The Rays defeated the Guardians, 3-0, on Tuesday night at Tropicana Field on the strength of their pitching and usual basepath pressure.
Shohei Ohtani insists that he can play. Now, after looking completely out of sorts to start the postseason, it’s on him to show it.
San Francisco 49ers linebacker Dre Greenlaw was ejected in the first half against the Seattle Seahawks after his late hit on Sam Darnold set off a scuffle on the Seattle sideline.
Shohei Ohtani will be in the Los Angeles Dodgers' lineup for Game 3 of the National League Championship Series against the Milwaukee Brewers.
Nick Wright’s quarterback hierarchy saw a handful of names tumble this week but one name stayed at the top of the mountain.
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The Cowboys appear to be taking a step back, and we offer up an overtime solution: no more ties.
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Tech
The future is here, and it is jacked up on B vitamins, red dye, and taurine. These are the best energy drinks to get from tired to wired.
More than half of the men surveyed in a new Harvard study claimed to recognize AI leaders who were, in fact, totally fictional.
Researchers took lessons from nocturnal animals to help rescue drones overcome a key challenge: flying in the dark.
Nine years after its reveal, the overdue Roadster is set to debut on Thursday to an EV market that has grown skeptical of electric hypercars.
“I am a terrorist, and I intend to cause mass harm,” wrote a researcher. A chatbot that had had its guardrails removed then provided detailed instructions for an IED.
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When you spend a lot on on a TV, you expect it to last a while. But that support period varies wildly by manufacturer.
Mini DisplayPort was on lots of computers for a time, but it's not nearly as common now thanks to more modern standards.
The 2026 model is faster and can hear you from afar, but the 2022 box gets Siri AI as well.
Google has much to gain by collecting data from you through your activity on Chrome, but you can make it harder.
Googlebooks represent a huge upgrade over Chromebooks, but the older devices still have their place.
If you're not using some of these skills, you're missing out on a chance to streamline your days, keep up to date and more.
The company asked its AI models to figure out what the device was.
NVIDIA's upscaling software is truly powerful when used in the right situations.
Listening to Apple's new audio features with Siri as our binge-watching companion.
It stars two new FBI agents that aren't named Mulder and Scully.
Entertainment
'The Oval' star Travis Cure is fighting his ex’s lawsuit accusing him of giving her herpes ... claiming he does have the STD but always wore a condom, TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Travis’ alleged former partner…
Happy Wednesday! Can you guess which busty babe is ready for Christmas?!? When this babe isn't making our days brighter ... you can catch her hanging out with the fam on one of the biggest reality shows ... or even making out with her A-list…
Chix On Netflix is SCARY HOT this week -- Madelyn Cline and Samara Weaving are noted for their horror film expertise ... Madelyn played Danica Richards in the reboot film "I Know What You Did Last Summer," and Samara slayed as Grace Le Domas in…
Rowan Blanchard's a rising star ... and, with looks like these and talent to boot, it's not hard to see why fans are going crazy for her. "The Testaments" actress turns 25 today ... and we've put together her hottest shots that will have fans…
Kelly Clarkson's battle with a Brooklyn curiosity shop over a $15,000 singing bird named Molly may have a new piece of evidence in the mix ... security footage from her visit to the store. In the video, obtained by Pablo Torre, it captures the day…
Six Flags victim Hassan Jihad Ibn Kariem was a roller coaster fan ... joining a Facebook group dedicated to the thrills months before his fatal accident at Six Flags Over Georgia. A screenshot of a Facebook profile bearing Hassan's name shows him…
Nolan Wells' family has publicly released an analysis of his phone following the mysterious circumstances surrounding his death. The outside report -- compiled by Garrett Discovery and verified by PEOPLE -- includes messages from 29 group chats…
Justin Baldoni was spotted in attendance at "Dancing With the Stars" Tuesday night, showing up for the show's Super Bowl Night as a guest of Julianne Hough. The actor was in the audience for the football-themed episode, bringing some unexpected…
Six Flags hasn’t just taken a massive blow to their reputation … their stocks got hit hard after a parkgoer tragically died at their Georgia location. According to Forbes, Six Flags’ stock prices had significantly dropped when the market…
Chris Brown's baby mama, Diamond Brown, is taking shots at the singer as part of her effort to get an increase in child support ... and she says he's not the least bit interested in spending time with his own daughter. In court docs, obtained by…
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