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All 24 schoolgirls kidnapped from Nigeria's Kebbi state have been rescued, President Tinubu announced, calling for increased security in vulnerable areas.
Body camera footage reveals Morgan Geyser's arrest after fleeing a Wisconsin group home. The "Slender Man" attacker was found at an Illinois truck stop.
The New York Times sparked intense debate with its story about an illegal immigrant accused of stealing the identity of an American man, with conservatives crying foul at the framing.
Illinois Democrats clash with Homeland Security officials over immigration enforcement, alleging misinformation campaign and constitutional violations.
The Baltimore Ravens have surged from a 1-5 start to AFC North co-leaders with five straight wins, and All-Pro Ronnie Stanley offered insight into the team's secret sauce.
The EU's highest court delivered a historic ruling requiring member countries to recognize same-sex marriages, directly challenging Poland's laws.
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth slammed a post that Sen. Mark Kelly made about his service, saying that, "your medals are out of order and rows reversed."
UAB football player Daniel Mincey is being held on a $90,000 bond after allegedly stabbing two teammates just hours before Saturday's game against South Florida.
Tara Reid was hospitalized after her drink was allegedly tampered with at a Chicago hotel during Comic Con weekend. The actress is filing a police report following the incident.
These thoughtful gifts will make an impression on your friends, family, in-laws and coworkers.
Satire
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TULSA, OK — According to sources, the car radio was switched off after beloved but massively overplayed Christmas song "Santa Baby" came on the radio for the fifth time in the span of an hour.
CHICAGO, IL — A Chicago judge ruled this week that a man previously arrested 23 times for various crimes would be totally rehabilitated if let off the hook this time around.
SAN DIEGO, CA — What had started out as a perfectly enjoyable outing with friends turned sour today, as a local man's nice day outdoors drinking with the boys kept getting interrupted by having to hit a little white ball.
PROVIDENCE, RI—Shedding new light on the everyday life of citizens during the Industrial Revolution, historians at Brown University concluded in a study published Tuesday that the average 19th-century American spent roughly 93% of their waking hours waving at trains and boats. “Journal entries f
WASHINGTON—Warning that the film might evoke certain feelings that audience members weren’t prepared to confront, the Motion Picture Association reportedly assigned Zootopia 2 a PG-13 rating Tuesday for sexually awakening content. “We were quite alarmed by the places we found our thoughts dr
President Trump accused Democratic lawmakers of “seditious behavior” after they released a video urging U.S. service members to refuse unlawful orders, claiming that it could be “punishable by death.” What do you think?
The post Trump Claims Democrats’ Video To Military ‘Seditious Behavi
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CAPERNAUM — Residents of several nearby villages were abuzz with excitement this week, as the traveling carpenter-turned-teacher Jesus of Nazareth healed a demon-possessed man by taking away his smartphone.
CASTRO MARIM, PORTUGAL — According to sources, American tourist Debrah Thompson's mood soured Monday after seeing her husband gaze in wonderment at the Guadiana International Bridge, knowing in her heart that he would never look at her like she was a cool suspension bridge.
The Muslim Brotherhood was officially designated a terrorist organization by the Trump administration, but they weren't the only ones.
Sales of an AI-enabled plush teddy bear were suspended after it was found to have given children explicit sexual content and dangerous guidance, such as where to find knives in the home and discussions of fetishes. What do you think?
The post AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advi
WASHINGTON—Describing the practice as a “fun little side project” rather than an occupation, Education Secretary Linda McMahon announced Monday that nursing would be reclassified as a hobby under new student loan regulations. “While those seeking degrees in veterinary medicine, law, and podi
MICHEL DELVING — According to the Gaffer, medical professionals published a paper linking the high rate of cancer among Hobbits to the smoking of pipeweed, a correlation he called "queer."
CHICAGO, IL — Residents of the Windy City noticed that it was beginning to look a lot like Christmas these days, as the Chicago Police Department kicked off the holiday season by unveiling festive red and green crime scene tape.
LANSING, MI — Local woman Mildred Donavon reportedly impressed her friends and family this week when she brought home the world's most effective and adorable alarm clock.
Suspicions were raised around the internet as Wormtongue's X account was revealed to have been created in Isengard.
According to a new AAA report, a record number of Americans plan to travel 50 miles or more for the holidays this year. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind Thanksgiving travel. 60,000 Redeemed airline miles wasted on round-trip flight to Ohio 2 Oven-roasted whole turkeys each passeng
WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dispel rumors of an affair during the 2024 presidential campaign, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Monday during which he denied ever laying eggs in Vanity Fair editor Olivia Nuzzi. “I know there has been a lot of specu
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucking life Monday. According to eyewitnesses, Verran incorrectly understood the receding guitar
Sports
See the top projected fantasy quarterbacks for Week 13. Our rankings highlight the best QB options to start in your fantasy football lineup.
Colorado's Deion Sanders reflected on his final regular season game heading into Kansas State matchup.
The Saints are releasing kicker Blake Grupe and signing Cade York to their practice squad following a tryout with veteran Justin Tucker on Tuesday, a source told ESPN.
49ers wide receiver Jauan Jennings responded to a "cheap shot" from Tre'von Moehrig by throwing an open-handed right cross to the Panthers safety's face mask after the final whistle Monday night.
Five newcomers -- QBs Drew Brees and Philip Rivers, WR Larry Fitzgerald, TE Jason Witten and RB Frank Gore -- are among the 26 modern era candidates to make it to the semifinal stage for the Pro Football Hall of Fame 2026 class.
Pirates pitcher Paul Skenes received a record $3,436,343 from the pre-arbitration bonus pool, according to figures compiled by MLB and the players' association.
Portugal star Cristiano Ronaldo can play in the first game of the 2026 World Cup after FIFA's Disciplinary Committee issued him a one-match ban -- which he has already served -- for the red card he received in his country's 2-0 loss to Ireland on Nov. 13.
Former NBA player Rick Fox will run for a legislative seat in the Bahamas in next year's general election, he announced Monday.
FIFA on Tuesday announced the procedure for the 2026 World Cup Dec. 5 draw, including the composition of the four pots and order that teams will face each other once the draw is completed.
The Red Sox have acquired veteran Sonny Gray in a trade with the Cardinals in exchange for two pitchers. The three-time All-Star was 14-8 with a 4.28 ERA last season.
James has scored in double-digits for nearly 1,300 straight games. But there is another streak that's even more remarkable -- and now in danger.
It was McCaffrey's first meeting against the Panthers, who traded him to the 49ers in 2022.
Nick Wright joins Colin Cowherd to discuss Brock Purdy’s 3 INT performance against the Carolina Panthers, the Dallas Cowboys’ comeback win over the Philadelphia Eagles, and Shedeur Sanders being named the Cleveland Browns’ starting QB.
Jeremy Fears found Trey Fort for an alley-oop slam dunk, extending the Michigan State Spartans’ lead over the East Carolina Pir
Colin Cowherd lists his top 10 teams in the NFL entering Week 13, including the Chicago Bears, Kansas City Chiefs, and New England Patriots.
The race for the NFL's top on-field awards is heating up. Here are our choices for the leading candidates entering Week 13.
Get the full schedule, scores and teams for the 2025 Fort Myers Tip-Off. Stay informed on this college basketball tournament with all the latest details!
The San Francisco 49ers beat the Carolina Panthers 20-9 despite Brock Purdy’s 3 INTs. Colin Cowherd discusses the QB’s return from injury and if he is preventing the 49ers from realizing their potential.
Shedeur Sanders has been named the starting QB of the Cleveland Browns, and will face the San Francisco 49ers. Colin Cowherd asks if Sanders is ready to be the starter for the Browns and if he can help them win games.
Mick Schumacher is "super happy" about returning to single-seater racing in 2026 as he prepares for his INDYCAR rookie season.
Tech
Ooni is having a Black Friday sale and there are some serious deals here for fans of homemade pizza. The Karu 2 pizza oven is on sale for $359, which is 20 percent off. The typical asking price here is $449.
The Karu 2 didn't make our list of the best pizza ovens, but most of the list is populated
Google is making The Thinking Game, a 2024 Tribeca Festival selection about DeepMind, available for free. The nearly 90-minute documentary offers a glimpse into the AI team's background and breakthroughs.The film, from the same team as the 2017 AlphaGo doc (also on YouTube), was shot over five years
With a loop of light on the front and great overall value, this Alienware prebuilt gaming PC is an easy way into desktop gaming.
Paramount+ has launched its latest streaming offer, giving new subscribers two months of access for $6 total through December 2 for Black Friday. With prices rising across other platforms, this short-term deal offers a chance to explore either the Essential or Premium plan and see which fits your vi
You’re not alone if you’re consistently aghast at the rising cost of streaming services. This year in particular has been bleak, with Disney+ and HBO Max being just a couple of the services that have increased prices as of late. If you’re like any of us at Engadget, you probably subscribe to m
These over-ear headphones compete with the Airpods Max at a fraction of the price.
This page is your go-to resource for Black Friday subscription deals. From now through the end of November and beyond, we'll be scouring the internet to find the steepest discounts and cheapest offers for all the best subscription services. The top streaming platforms are all giving out subscription
Were you a Lego set kid or a giant-bucket-of-Legos kid? I was a sets kid all the way — I loved, and still love, the zen feeling of building something incredible a little bit at a time. (Also, everything I tried to build from the giant bucket was an insurance-fraud deathtrap, but let's not dwell on
Some of the best sales of the year are happening right now—rest up before the holiday rush with a new bed.
Disney fans and binge-watchers, rejoice. The Disney+ and Hulu bundle (with ads) is getting a holiday discount again this year, bringing both platforms together for one low price of $5 per month for one year. The bundle includes the Disney+ basic plan with ads and Hulu’s basic plan with ads. If you
This year, Black Friday has definitely hit early. There are still technically a few days until the actual event, but we're seeing significant deals across the web — Including some brand new all-time lows on Apple gear. In the past 24 hours or so, we've seen the AirPods 4 drop to $69, the base-mode
With the launch of the new AirPods Pro 3, Apple made the biggest update to its flagship earbuds in years. But before then, the AirPods Pro 2 were our top picks for the best wireless earbuds for Apple users. They remain a great option today (particularly thanks to software updates), but they can be a
You don’t have to spend a ton to get your hands on some quality electronics, thanks to Black Friday. We’re seeing loads of tech deals for under $50 right now, with some hitting the best prices of the year. Many of the discounts apply to the accessories that play necessary supporting roles for sm
There’s little reason to pay top dollar for a smartphone. These iPhones and Android devices—ranging from $100 to $600—stood up to WIRED’s testing.
From flagship and budget to flipping and folding, Samsung’s Galaxy range spans the breadth of the smartphone cosmos. WIRED’s here to help you make your choice.
Play music, audiobooks, and more for your children with one of these WIRED-tested gadgets.
YouTuber “Schlep" built a huge following tracking down alleged child predators on Roblox before being kicked off. The platform is facing multiple lawsuits over child safety.
One of the sharpest monitors ever made, the LG UltraFine Evo 6K monitor has more than just extra pixels to offer.
“Coffee” made with functional mushrooms like lion’s mane and chaga is all the rage. We tried the most popular brands to find which were the most palatable.
In this episode of Uncanny Valley, we talk about some of the latest drug trends and all the ways drugs are changing as they continue to be intertwined with tech.
Entertainment
Can you guess which famous sister put her curves on full display in this eye-popping shot?! We're gonna give you a few clues, 'cuz we're feelin' nice, but it's on you to score! Rockin' her animal-print bikini (on her sister's bday vacay), this…
Maria De La Rosa, a singer who went by the name DELAROSA, was fatally shot inside a parked car in Los Angeles ... and it sounds like the bullets pierced her abdomen. TMZ obtained dispatch audio from early Saturday morning's fatal shooting in the…
LAPD has come out officially to dispute TMZ's story -- that the body of Celeste Rivas was partially frozen when it was examined -- but one source has doubled down. A source connected to the L.A. County Medical Examiner insists Celeste's body was…
"Baddies USA" star Sarah Oliver and Judi Jai from "Bad Girls Club" linked up to co-host Sunday's TMZ Brunch Bus ... and they hit up all the hottest spots! Judi told us, "It is Sunday, praise God ... we're gonna have some fun, though." Check out the…
Chrisean Rock is regretting ever pushing her son with Blueface out the womb ... all because she thinks her ex and his family are the definition of EVIL!!! The embattled reality star spilled her guts during a candid conversation on the "One Night…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 9:30 AM and 11:30 AM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's just…
A woman in Thailand is raising eyebrows after apparently raising from the dead ... because moments before she was set to be cremated, she started stirring, undeniably alive. The woman was brought into a temple to be cremated ... that's when staff…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. For all the new mamas and papas bringing in a new member of the family this holiday season, here are some Black Friday deals that serve the new ruler of the house for…
Tragedy has struck Richard Branson's family -- he's just announced his wife of 50 years, Joan, has died. Richard shared the heartbreaking news Tuesday on IG ... posting a photo of Joan and calling her the "most wonderful mum and grandmum our kids…
We may have found the one thing that can stop Brock Lesnar -- a slippery floor ... 'cause the former WWE World Heavyweight Champion took a tumble while making his entrance during 'Monday Night Raw!!' Lesnar was was on his way to join forces with…
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