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A couple allegedly planned the stabbing of a registered sex offender in a desert area in Arizona and now face first-degree homicide charges, police say.
Democratic California Gov. Gavin Newsom says he will decide on a 2028 presidential bid by early January, but Kamala Harris could complicate those plans.
Wisconsin officials euthanized a backyard poultry flock in Rusk County after confirming a case of highly pathogenic avian influenza in the birds.
Malik Nabers and the New York Giants fell 24-21 as Jayden Daniels threw three touchdowns to rally the Washington Commanders in a key NFC East clash.
Stephen A. Smith says President Trump was "immovable" in refusing to accept blame for GOP midterm losses during their wide-ranging White House interview.
Brie Bella reveals the financial mistakes and hard lessons that shaped Bonita Bonita wine ahead of her Las Vegas appearance at JP Brasserie.
Pete Crow-Armstrong's 10.6-win season with the Chicago Cubs ended Shohei Ohtani's three-year MLB MVP streak with a unanimous NL award vote.
DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin announced record ICE arrests and deportations in fiscal 2026, with arrests exceeding three Biden fiscal years combined.
Outgoing Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick says the state has "turned purple" after Democrats swept statewide races but warns the GOP must fight back.
Chuck Schumer faces a formal challenge from Chris Van Hollen for Senate Democratic leader after Van Hollen accused him of siding with AIPAC.
Satire
California voters rejected a ballot measure to impose a one-time, 5% tax on the net worth of billionaires in the state, defeating what would have been the nation’s first wealth tax. What do you think?
The post California Voters Reject Billionaire Tax appeared first on The Onion.
CHICAGO, IL — A local hospital celebrated the grand opening of an express lane for people suffering from 10 or fewer gunshot wounds on Thursday, touting it as a revolution in Chicago healthcare.
WASHINGTON—Declaring that the time had come for the nation’s mightiest warriors to at last achieve a decisive victory in the Persian Gulf, President Donald Trump called upon the American Gladiators on Thursday to finish the Iran War. “I am hereby requesting that our most muscular fighting men
U.S. — National productivity skyrocketed on Thursday after Microsoft Teams went down, affording millions of Americans the rare opportunity to actually do their jobs.
NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — Local six-year-old Brayden Hempstead set a new world record this week after going 2-for-10 on hand motions during a children's church choir production.
U.S. — Beloved national breakfast food chain Waffle House announced this week new plans to begin airing the fights that happen inside its restaurants on pay-per-view every Saturday night.
WASHINGTON—Saying he was grasping at straws in his efforts to avoid spending any more one-on-one time with the American vice president, Chinese spy Simon Li told reporters Monday he was running out of excuses not to hang out with JD Vance. “I don’t know when JD is going to take the hint that
DUBLIN, OH — After seeing yet another whiny baby of a patient complaining about having an anaphylactic response to peanuts, local physician Dr. Mark Townsend recommended that his patient try just being a man and dealing with it.
U.S. — The United States issued a collective announcement today that it had officially ruled out a Nikki Haley 2028 presidential run.
GOTHAM CITY — According to sources, the Batman has exchanged his famous utility belt for more convenient bat-cargo pants.
LONDON—His heart sinking as he realized he hadn’t even been given the dignity of speaking with a real human being, actor Jack Lowden reportedly interviewed for Amazon’s open James Bond position on Thursday with an AI recruiter. “Um, yeah, it’s always been a dream of mine to play 007, and I
OKLAHOMA CITY—In what is being hailed as a massive win for the state’s conservative lawmakers, the Oklahoma Legislature approved a new measure Tuesday that strictly bans marrying for love. “Marriage should be a holy union between a man and a woman who wants to aggressively procreate, not a co
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced on Thursday that President Donald Trump had secured a deal with the Miss America Pageant to crown the next White House press secretary.
It might surprise you given my politics, but I have no problem with immigrants. Personally, I think America should welcome anyone who crosses our borders to make a better life for themselves. However, people who enter this country should do so through the proper channels. It’s that simple. If you
ST. LOUIS—Amid speculation over local sister Megan Hogan’s new inclination for “establishing boundaries,” sources confirmed Thursday that her therapist must have been the one to put her up to this. “There’s no way she’d ask to get coffee to discuss our ‘narcissistic tendencies’ if
BOULDER, CO—Saying that the disease’s sudden onset had completely upended his life, local man Jared Houk spoke to reporters Tuesday about the rare disorder that was causing his immune system to attack Portugal. “I was a completely healthy 30-year-old man until one day my body freaked out and
ORLANDO, FL—Noting that there was “just something about him” and that he possessed the kind of innate physical tools that could not be taught, basketball scouts confirmed Friday that they saw tremendous potential in 7-foot-5 toddler Miles Covington. “I know talent, and this kid has that ‘
As America has changed over the centuries, so too has one of its most majestic symbols. Here is how the U.S. flag has evolved.
The post Evolution Of The U.S. Flag appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Commanders quarterback Jayden Daniels shook off two interceptions and multiple weeks of failed late-game drives to deliver when Washington needed him most.
Cade Cunningham had 52 points, 11 assists and no turnovers as the Pistons outlasted the Wizards in double overtime Thursday night.
Chargers coach Jim Harbaugh on Thursday expressed frustration with the Denver Broncos about a nixed trade this week involving linebacker Daiyan Henley.
Ole Miss running back Kewan Lacy, who has one year of eligiblity remaining, will miss the rest of the season with a left shoulder injury, sources told ESPN.
Joe Burrow for MVP? Arvell Reese as the DROY? Hardware for Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Will Anderson Jr.? We ranked the top contenders to win eight NFL awards through Week 9.
Cubs star Pete Crow-Armstrong and the Astros' Yordan Alvarez each earned all 30 first-place votes to win the MVP awards in their respective leagues Thursday night.
The Minnesota Vikings reveled Thursday in quarterback Kirk Cousins' first full day back with the organization.
Cowboys CB Joey Porter Jr. wants it known his absence the past two weeks has everything to do with an ankle injury and nothing to do with a future contract.
Giants quarterback Jameis Winston broke into a rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Out" in an attempt to draw the Commanders offside on fourth down in New York's 24-21 loss.
Even as a backup quarterback now, New York Giants quarterback Jameis Winston finds ways to bring more and more joy to the game.
Should U.S. men's national team fans feel some type of way for Mauricio Pochettino bolting?
New York couldn't close out a win against Washington, giving up a late touchdown drive. Its division lead is now shrinking.
Here's what we learned from the Commanders' victory over the Giants.
Tom Brady would have loved to play an international NFL game in this Italian soccer stadium.
Pete Crow-Armstrong won the NL MVP award unanimously on Thursday after the center fielder starred for the Chicago Cubs in a majestic all-around season.
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An internal post urging the board to consider employee sentiment about Nvidia’s former CEO has drawn more than 1,600 comments, the majority in full support of reinstalling him.
The brand’s official Black Friday sales start next week, but some of its best vacuums are already discounted.
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The limited-time offer applies to the latest phones from Google and Samsung, but you must be a new customer who signs up for 12 months of the unlimited plan.
Kress spent 25 years in various finance roles before joining NVIDIA in 2013
Outlook and Teams are among the platforms impacted by "elevated load" issues.
House Foreign Affairs Chair Brian Mast said a hearing with Jensen Huang will take place before Thanksgiving.
It comes three weeks after Ukraine's speeds were restored following the last throttling incident.
The app can deliver real-time stats for each fight on a UFC card.
You can lock in orders for two LG cameras and a video doorbell.
He has held the position since the company's founding in 1993, but has recently been embroiled in an international scandal.
Google's first run of intelligent eyewear has a lot to offer.
Yes, it's a bit attention-seeking, but some of these policies are genuinely good.
Entertainment
John Shannon and Sarah Williams are apparently keeping things cordial despite their messy split ... because the estranged couple was spotted hanging out together on the same day they filmed their explosive reunion! TMZ has obtained photos of the…
Jonathan Rinderknecht lawyer is trying to prove he didn't start 2025's deadly Palisades fire ... and is pointing a finger at Chris Bosh's mansion instead. According to court documents obtained by the California Post, Rinderknecht's lawyer wants to…
Now-ex Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang was reportedly introduced to his suspected spy mistresses through a Chinese businessman ... who's also her husband. People who know the couple told The Wall Street Journal that Kang Wei -- Alice Huang's husband -- is…
Frankie Muniz is opening up about his terrifying crash at Daytona International Speedway ... revealing the wreck was so bad, rescue crews had to cut the roof off his race car just to get him out! The actor turned race car driver shared the…
Three alleged gang members are facing federal charges after prosecutors say they shot at a car they believed belonged to a rival gang member ... but instead ended up killing an innocent 12-year-old boy named Kade Lewin. 24-year-old Ousmane Diallo,…
Yella Beezy will be locked up for the rest of his life, which means no conjugal visits from women and no privacy, TMZ has learned. Yella will be serving his life sentence, without the possibility of parole, in a Texas state jail ... where he will…
Gleb Savchenko has had a change of heart about selling his desert digs, TMZ has learned. Gleb tells TMZ he's taking his posh pad in Joshua Tree off the market because it's such a "special place" for him. He tells us … "I realized I don’t need…
Ol' Dirty Bastard won't be there to celebrate Wu-Tang Clan's induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame this weekend ... but his family is making sure the late rapper gets his moment in the spotlight. TMZ caught up with ODB's widow, Icelene…
Orville Peck brought former NFL player Carl Nassib out with him for duet of "Something to Talk About" ... and let's just say they really gave us something to talk about! The two sang Bonnie Raitt's hit at Philly's Metropolitan Opera House Wednesday…
Bunnie XO's poster is no longer "In Da Club" at Jelly Roll's Nashville bar ... and she's using 50 Cent's voice to joke about not receiving the darn thing. The podcast host and estranged wife of JR shared a clip where she's still lamenting not…
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