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Paulina Porizkova celebrates turning 61 in a red bikini, revealing she felt most insecure at the height of her supermodel career 40 years ago.
The Indiana Fever made key offseason signings to surround Caitlin Clark with talent as the team eyes a WNBA championship run in the 2026 season.
The Artemis II crew members spoke for the first time Saturday since returning to Earth on Friday after 10 historic days in space.
Punk band Lambrini Girls dropped out of Coachella 2026 after lead singer Phoebe Lunny revealed she fractured her neck and suffered a brain injury.
A malnourished 9-year-old boy was allegedly locked in his father's van in eastern France, found in fetal position surrounded by trash and excrement.
Carnival Cruise Line tests a free lunch menu called Chicken, Waffles & Waves on select ships, sparking divided reactions from cruise passengers online.
Shane Lowry became the only golfer with two career holes-in-one at Augusta National, and he shot up the Masters leaderboard to tie for second at 8 under.
Rep. Luna plans to bring a motion to expel Rep. Swalwell from Congress over alleged sexual misconduct claims, though Swalwell has denied the allegations.
Emmitt Smith said the Dallas Cowboys have gotten away from what made them great, pointing to a lack of toughness and passion during a 30-year title drought.
Some Americans are sleeping in their cars for days to receive free healthcare from Remote Area Medical's volunteer pop-up clinics across the country. CEO Chris Hall shares details.
Satire
SACRAMENTO, CA — After being accused of multiple counts of sexual assault, Representative Eric Swalwell issued a fierce denial today, insisting that he never assaulted any of the Chinese spies he slept with.
KANSAS CITY, MO — Kansas City Royals manager Matt Quatraro pinned the team's loss on local fan Jim Greller, who failed to put on his lucky socks today.
U.S. — A group of sports science experts have ruled that a game cannot be classified as a sport if it is possible to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes while playing.
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ANAHEIM, CA — During Thursday night's hockey game between the San Jose Sharks and Anaheim Ducks, one lucky fan reportedly created a lifelong memory when he caught a foul tooth.
A new study revealed that sharks in the Bahamas tested positive for cocaine, caffeine, painkillers, and other substances, with such contaminants increasingly found in tourism-driven marine environments. What do you think?
The post Cocaine, Caffeine Detected In Sharks appeared first on The Onion.
WORLD — In a historic ecumenical breakthrough, devout Roman Catholics finally found common ground with Protestants in ignoring what the pope says most of the time.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Former Vice President Kamala Harris revealed on Friday that she is seriously thinking about losing again in 2028.
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WASHINGTON—In an effort to refute what she described as utterly vile attacks on her character, Melania Trump slammed baseless reports this week that linked her to the wrong wealthy pedophile. “Let me clear: While I have deep ties to a certain affluent individual and secret societies involved in
CHARLOTTE, NC — Advertisements popped up all across the city this week for a local speakeasy, The Hush Room, modeled as a completely discreet and hidden Prohibition-era bar that no one knows about.
SAN ANSELMO, CA—Feeling surprised and delighted by his former employee’s success, Star Wars creator George Lucas reportedly called Darth Maul on Friday to congratulate the Sith Lord on his new Disney+ series. “Hey man, I know it’s been a while since we talked, but I just wanted to say I sa
NEW YORK—Saying that it was truly sinking in that he had finally made it to the big leagues, New York Mets rookie Carson Benge told reporters Friday he still couldn’t believe the sunflower seeds in the dugout were free. “It’s honestly insane—you can just take them. As many as you want. Nob
LAKE JACKSON, TX — After nearly nine days without a fully functioning toilet, the crew of NASA's Artemis II mission changed course from splashing down off the coast of California and instead headed straight for a Buc-ee's.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation concerned about becoming involved in another never-ending conflict, President Trump assured Americans that U.S. troops would only remain deployed until the Middle East was at peace.
More artists are banning phones at their shows. The Onion examines the pros and cons of phone-free concerts. PRO Phone finally gets some alone time Get to give full attention to jumbotron screen Brings back thousands of professional bootlegger jobs Plenty of other ways to make not-invited friend
WASHINGTON—In a surprising collective announcement that left the American public hugging and crying tears of joy, the nation’s women declared Wednesday that they were pregnant, confirming en masse that “it’s yours.” “Our little blessing is due in October,” the chorus of approximately
Gideon Spencer, 77, died Monday. The family requests privacy while they fight over his stuff.
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Sports
Colorado freshman transfer Isaiah Johnson, one of the best guards in the portal, has committed to Texas. He averaged 16.9 points and 3.0 assists this season.
Are the Lakers toast? Is the Spurs' 3-point prowess real? We canvass the league on six storylines that could define the postseason.
Michigan coach Dusty May has agreed to a new deal that will have him continuing to lead the Wolverines "for many years to come," athletic director Warde Manuel said Saturday.
Shane Lowry became the first golfer to record multiple holes-in-one in his Masters career on Saturday.
Kansas State transfer P.J. Haggerty, one of the most prolific scorers in college basketball, has committed to Texas A&M.
Toronto Blue Jays veteran designated hitter George Springer, who entered the day batting just .189 with two home runs and six RBIs, left Saturday's 7-4 loss to the Minnesota Twins because of a fractured big toe on his left foot.
An appeals panel upheld a decision that there wasn't sufficient evidence of collusion by teams when negotiating the contracts of Kyler Murray, Lamar Jackson and Russell Wilson in 2022, according to a copy of the ruling obtained by multiple outlets.
Dearica Hamby, a three-time WNBA All-Star, is finalizing a multiyear deal to return to the Sparks, sources told ESPN.
World No. 1 Scottie Scheffler shot a 7-under 65 -- his career-best round at Augusta National -- to climb back into contention entering the final round of the Masters.
All of the important fantasy spin and actionable takeaways resulting from the latest baseball news.
DraftKings Sportsbook: How to Bet on UFC 327 and Win $300 If Your Bet Wins.
Kyle Schwarber and Bryce Harper hit back-to-back home runs, helping the Phillies defeat the Diamondbacks on Saturday.
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The college basketball transfer portal officially opened on April 7, and we're keeping up with all the moves here.
Here are the results from Week 3 of the 2026 UFL season.
Michigan Wolverines athletic director Warde Manuel announced that the school has signed head coach Dusty May to a new contract.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules for all eight teams, plus results.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Alex Bowman thought his NASCAR career was over. Now he's just thankful to "get back rolling" this weekend at Bristol.
Tech
An experienced hacking group has claimed to have infiltrated Rockstar Games' cloud servers, while the game publisher has confirmed that there was a "third-party data breach." ShinyHunters, a hacker group that's been linked to data breaches targeting Microsoft, Google, Ticketmaster and others, posted
Tesla's Full Self-Driving (Supervised) is ready to make its European debut, and it's starting with the Netherlands. According to Tesla Europe, the automaker's driver assistance system was approved in the Netherlands and will start rolling out shortly. RDW, the country's regulatory authority on vehic
IBM has agreed to settle the US Department of Justice's accusations that the company violated civil rights laws with its DEI practices. According to a press release from the DOJ, IBM will pay more than $17 million to resolve allegations of taking "race, color, national origin, or sex" into account w
Spring has certainly sprung here at Engadget. Well, it has in terms of reviews, at least. We’ve put over a dozen devices through their paces since my last roundup, which gives you a lot to catch up on over the weekend. Read on for the rundown of all the reviews you might’ve missed.
ASUS ZenBook
Step into the shoes of the strongest, goodest boy in a game that is beautiful, baffling, and impossible to put down.
This hair dye printer promises hundreds of shades. It couldn't even manage two.
XChat is now on the App Store, where its listing says that it’s expected to be available for download on April 17. This isn’t the same IRC app from the early aughts, which you may remember if you’re of a certain age. This is a messaging app specifically for X users. X chief Elon Musk first tal
After conducting long-term testing on both the MacBook Neo and MacBook Air, I have a good idea who should buy which laptop.
You don't need a car to tote around kids and cup holders. I rode cargo ebikes for miles to find the best one for your buck.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. As always, we're here to tell you about a bunch of new games you can play this weekend, as well as several upcoming titles. The latest edition of the Triple-i Initiative showcase was packed with cool stuff, including a first
Plus: Iran’s internet blackout hits the 1,000-hour mark, cryptocurrency scams result in a record amount of money stolen from Americans, and more.
Scientists have quantified what draws mosquitoes to people—which could help make better, life-saving bug traps.
From AI-generated images to restricted satellite data, the systems used to verify what’s real online are struggling to keep up.
All-Clad cookware is some of the best you can buy, and it lasts a lifetime—unlike this sale. Or your warped frying pan.
The Orion capsule carrying the Artemis II astronauts has successfully splashed down off the coast of San Diego at 8:07PM Eastern time on April 10. It signals the conclusion of Artemis II’s 10-day journey around the moon, which is meant to be a test flight for a future mission that would bring hum
After traveling a greater distance from Earth than any humans before them, the astronauts of Artemis II have safely returned home.
Besides a wealth of Fortnite skins based on Disney IP, it hasn't really been clear what the entertainment company has gotten in return for its $1.5 billion investment in Epic from 2024. That could change this November, Bloomberg reports, when Epic releases a Disney-themed extraction shooter. The gam
Sick! The Federal Aviation Administration is targeting gamers in its most recent job advertisement for air traffic controllers. The administration's annual hiring window opens at 12AM ET on April 17, and considering the ongoing shortage of air traffic controllers, it's calling this a period of "supe
A 20-year-old man was arrested by the San Francisco Police Department after allegedly throwing a Molotov cocktail at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's house, The New York Times reports.In a statement shared on X, SFPD wrote that it responded to a request for a fire investigation in the North Beach neighborhoo
Home Depot's spring sale offers deals on some of WIRED's favorite grills, plus "buy one get one free" deals on tools from Ryobi, DeWalt, and Milwaukee.
Entertainment
The Artemis II crew's grateful to be back on earth ... especially the mission's commander, Reid Wiseman, who was overcome with emotion while speaking Saturday. The crew just did a debrief in Houston, TX after landing near San Diego Friday ... and…
Liam Payne's former girlfriend Kate Cassidy is heating up the California desert ... spilling out of her outfit on Coachella Day 1. Check out her sizzling Instagram post -- she's all done up, wearing a leather and denim miniskirt-and-tank set…
2:58 PM PT -- Sabrina Carpenter clearly heard the noise regarding the now-viral moment ... 'cause she hopped online to clear the air and issue an apology. The singer just said on X she couldn't see or clearly hear the person she was referring to in…
Justin Baldoni's team says Blake Lively can't have her cookies and eat them too ... arguing she's filing tons of last-minute exhibits with no relevance, like a link to a famous recipe. The Wayfarer Studios legal team filed a ton of documents with…
It's official -- "Love on the Spectrum" stars Abbey Romeo and David Isaacman confirmed they're over after nearly 5 years of dating ... and the 2 are breaking their silence on the split. The pair confirmed their breakup in a joint statement to…
Crochet and Coachella go together like Justin and Hailey Bieber ... Trendy, hot and totally in sync. Give these gorgeous gals a good up and down ... Can you handle the heat?! All styles, all colors and barely-there looks, see which festival fits…
Eric Swalwell is the subject of an investigation by the Manhattan District Attorney ... TMZ has confirmed. The D.A.'s office acknowledged the investigation Saturday morning ... one day after CNN shared an interview with a staffer who spoke on the…
Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni's respective teams have submitted a list of questions they want to ask potential jurors ... including one focused on whether they know some of the famous faces who could testify or be mentioned at trial. Lively's…
3:07 PM PT -- Director Christopher Nolan, through his rep, says in a statement given to TMZ ... "My uncle John was the first artist I knew, and he taught me more than anyone about the search for truth in acting and the joys of creative achievement.…
Justin Baldoni is keen on muzzling Blake Lively's witnesses in their upcoming New York retaliation trial ... including huge "It Ends With Us" players -- star Jenny Slate and author Colleen Hoover. Justin laid out his argument in court docs he…
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