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A California driver escaped with minor injuries after unsecured metal pipes from a pickup truck pierced through the back of the sedan during a highway crash.
"Real Time" host Bill Maher addressed his ongoing feud with President Donald Trump despite their cordial dinner in 2025 on ABC's "This Week" Sunday.
Vice President JD Vance and second lady Usha Vance welcomed their fourth child, Alec Neel Vance, and said that both mother and baby are healthy.
Spain is the 2026 FIFA World Cup champions, as Ferran Torres scored the game-winner in extra time to defeat Lionel Messi and Argentina.
Critics compared Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to Kamala Harris after her Memphis rally speech, accusing her of putting on a fake southern accent.
A German soccer fan named Sebastian fought back tears describing the kindness he experienced from a stranger named Bob during the World Cup in America.
Madonna, BTS, Justin Bieber, Shakira, and Burna Boy all headlined the first-ever FIFA World Cup Final halftime show, curated by Chris Martin
Angel Reese said she's grateful the WNBA took action against Sandy Brondello's "protected species" comment, calling it "discrimination" and "hate."
Stephen A. Smith delivered a passionate plea at Fanatics Fest against politicians trying to politicize Caitlin Clark's WNBA success and popularity.
Regime mouthpiece Seyed Mohammad Marandi claims Iran welcomes a U.S. ground invasion and has introduced a new missile as strikes hit Khorramabad.
Satire
LANSING, MI — Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers of toilet paper during the COVID pandemic, local man Greg Hutchins reportedly emerged from his home Friday with a smug grin and a fresh roll of Charmin draped triumphantly
IRAN — U.S. Central Command attempted to launch another wave of strikes on Iran today, but it was called off last minute due to an inability to locate Iran.
U.S. — Hoping to piggyback off of their smash hit "K-Pop Demon Hunters," Netflix has announced a new animated film coming in fall 2026 titled "Bro-Country Demon Hunters."
DAYTON, OH—Jeering that the other man’s chiseled physique would offer little aid in their upcoming confrontation, local intellectual Kenneth Dufresne reportedly challenged his wife’s muscular sidepiece to a battle of wits Friday. “Your hypertrophied pectorals may have momentarily swayed Vero
LOS ANGELES—Bursting through the stall door with a baseball bat hoisted over his head, director Christopher Nolan reportedly confronted moviegoer Luke Dias on Friday for using the bathroom during The Odyssey. “You just couldn’t hold it, could you?” the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kick
KANSAS CITY, MO—Audibly groaning as everyone around him rose to their feet, local baseball fan Mark Girma told reporters Friday that he resented a fourth-inning home run for making him pause eating so he could clap. “Oh, for Christ’s sake, now?” said Girma, who had reportedly just squeezed h
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A recent poll found that Americans who are concerned about artificial intelligence outnumber those who are excited about it by a margin of three to one. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding AI. MYTH: AI can never be ethical. FACT: Grok says it can. MYTH: AI could discover cure
WASHINGTON—Explaining that the public had no reason to be alarmed over his temporary leave, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) clarified Friday that his absence from Congress was due to a brief planned trip to the afterlife. “While I understand people’s concern, I’ve simply been on a routine visit
An Argentine court recognized two goldfish rescued from a sushi restaurant aquarium in Buenos Aires as sentient beings with legal rights, marking a major milestone for animal welfare. What do you think?
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LONDON—Responding to concerns about the lack of diversity in his upcoming project, The Lord Of The Rings: The Hunt For Gollum director Andy Serkis defended the film’s all–Andy Serkis cast during an interview Friday. “It isn’t my fault that the characters in the books are all Andy Serkis,
WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that the danger would be difficult to manage and impossible to eliminate altogether, the Supreme Court’s female justices nevertheless appeared before Congress this week to ask for protection from fellow justice Brett Kavanaugh. “We understand that our safety cannot be
Sports
So that's it! The 2026 World Cup is over and Spain have been crowned champions. Here's how they won it, how Argentina lost it, and everything in-between.
Lionel Messi had little impact as Argentina barely approached Spain's goal in a one-sided World Cup final.
Spain hoisted the FIFA World Cup Trophy on Sunday afternoon with a 1-0 win over Argentina thanks to Ferran Torres' extra time goal.
Ryan Fox birdied four of the final six holes at Royal Birkdale, including the difficult 18th hole, to win the Open Championship by one stroke over Cameron Young.
Cardinals personnel executive Ryan Gold is appealing an indefinite suspension for violating the NFL's gambling policy, his attorney said.
Angel Reese said she appreciated Sandy Brondello's apology for referring to her as a "protected species" but also was grateful to the WNBA for suspending Brondello for one game.
Willson Contreras hit a two-run homer, Sonny Gray gave up one run and five hits over six innings, and the Red Sox beat the Rays 6-1 on Sunday for their 13th win in a row.
Paige Bueckers had 25 points before leaving following a scary collision, Arike Ogunbowale scored six of her 20 down the stretch, and the Wings defeated the Sparks 90-82 on Sunday to extend their winning streak to a franchise-record six games.
The Thunder traded All-Defensive wing Luguentz Dort to the Hawks in a three-team deal that sent three second-round picks to Oklahoma City, former No. 1 pick Zaccharie Risacher to the Mavericks and Ryan Nembhard to Atlanta.
Giants running back Cam Skattebo says he is "perfectly fine" after falling awkwardly on his surgically repaired ankle following a botched backflip attempt.
Spain midfielder Rodri has won the 2026 FIFA World Cup Golden Ball winner for the tournament's top player.
Here's how Spain celebrated winning the 2026 World Cup trophy.
Tensions flared at the end of Spain’s 1-0 victory over Argentina in the 2026 FIFA World Cup, with things getting particularly tense between Leandro Paredes and multiple Spanish players.
Pain. Regret. Heartbreak. Lionel Messi, Argentina and its fans were going through it after losing to Spain in the 2026 World Cup final.
The 2026 FIFA World Cup final made history, with Spain ultimately reigning supreme. Here's what we mean.
Can Spain repeat? Check out the opening odds for the 2030 FIFA World Cup.
Lionel Messi was overcome with emotion as Spain celebrated its win over Argentina in the 2026 FIFA World Cup final on Sunday at New York New Jersey Stadium.
Spain's Pau Cubarsí has won the 2026 FIFA World Cup Young Player Award, given to the tournament's top player under the age of 21.
Follow the 2026 FIFA World Cup Golden Boot race with our live tracker, featuring the latest goalscoring standings, player statistics, and updates.
Following Spain's World Cup final victory, Zlatan Ibrahimović and Thierry Henry praised La Roja.
Tech
The $35 camera comes in seven colors and has a slide cover.
The spacecraft made a close approach to the red planet in May on its way to explore the asteroid it's named after.
Break reminders are your friend.
Bluetooth may seem the obvious next step in the remote's evolution, but there are reasons that infrared hasn't died out.
OLED displays are the best of the best in many ways, but in some scenarios, "lesser" technology really shines.
A recent update made video playback the default for songs and podcasts with a visual component. If you just want to listen to music—and save your data and battery—follow these tips.
Keep your phone, laptop, handheld gaming console, and other electronics running with these travel-friendly power banks.
Get those lost minerals back with the help of our top electrolyte powders, tablets, drops, and chews for athletes, partiers, and everyone in between.
Astronomers have discovered a rocky exoplanet that has an atmosphere and sits within the habitable zone of a solar system.
Organizers want the show to be the most-viewed halftime show in history. Having Shakira, Justin Bieber, Coldplay, and BTS will surely help—but do soccer fans want it?
The end of the FIFA Men’s World Cup is nigh. Here’s how to watch the final games and the first ever World Cup halftime show.
The country's gambling authority ordered ISPs to block access to the prediction market's website.
The company may be trying to save ad space for local businesses.
Up to 32 employees were affected by the studio's recent decision.
The original lawsuit was filed in 2023 and claimed Twitter hosted thousands of cases of copyright infringement.
The water lock feature on Apple Watches automatically activates when you're swimming, but what does it do?
Our remote team clocked serious hours walking, working, and sometimes jogging to find the best under-desk treadmills for home offices and small spaces.
If you prefer not to have cameras in and around your home, try one of these more private, WIRED-tested security devices.
Plus: Russian cyberspies turn to infrastructure hacking, DHS repeatedly fails to realize it’d been hacked, a breach exposes an AI music generator’s scraping ways, and more.
Now that Google has changed how its usage quotas are tallied, you might not get as many AI responses as you did before.
Entertainment
Lady Gaga was in celebration mode this weekend ... 'cause TMZ has learned she and her fiancé, Michael Polansky, stepped out for date night at the wedding of her longtime manager and close friend, Bobby Campbell, and his husband. Sources with…
Vice President J.D. Vance and Second Lady Usha Vance just added another little Vance to the family ... welcoming their fourth child and making a little history in the process. The couple announced Sunday their baby boy, Alec Neel Vance, was born…
Spain just won the FIFA World Cup over Argentina in epic fashion … needing every minute and then some to clinch a 1-0 win and spoil what was very likely Lionel Messi's last match in the tournament. Spain was quick to get the heart rates up early…
Cardi B and Nigerian soccer star Maduka Okoye are keeping the good times rolling in Italy ... sitting side by side for a swanky dinner overlooking a Venice canal. Check out the exclusive video, obtained by TMZ ... Cardi and Maduka grabbed a bite…
4:00 PM PT -- President Trump got an encore of boos after the final whistle ... as he made his way onto the field for the World Cup trophy presentation. Take a listen. President Trump came to the FIFA World Cup Final expecting to help hand out the…
The FIFA World Cup Final went full Super Bowl Sunday ... trotting out a halftime show stacked with music royalty, soccer legends, and even a couple guys from "Ted Lasso." Madonna kicked off the spectacle alongside Brazilian soccer icons Ronaldinho…
Forget the World Cup -- Raising Cane's founder Todd Graves assembled an all-star team of his own Saturday night ... bringing some of the biggest names in sports, music, and Hollywood together under one roof. The guest list had serious range as the…
Jeana Keough is facing the fight of her life ... the former 'Real Housewives of Orange County' star has been diagnosed with tongue cancer. The heartbreaking news was shared by her daughter, Kara Keough Bosworth, who revealed Jeana initially thought…
Spain and Argentina are battling for World Cup glory ... but the stars in the stands are putting on a show of their own. A ridiculous number of famous faces packed MetLife Stadium for Sunday's FIFA World Cup final -- so be sure to click through the…
It's National Ice Cream Day ... and you're not the only one screaming for ice cream ... Hollywood is joining the chorus too!!! That's because even A-listers aren't immune to a little sweet treat, especially as temps pick up this summer. Celebs like…
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