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The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill settled 18 Trump administration probes over alleged campus antisemitism and race-based admissions
Junior Caminero's foul-pole home run sent Tropicana Field into rapture as the Tampa Bay Rays punched their World Series ticket against the Brewers.
Mike Rogers warned Michigan voters against Abdul El-Sayed’s agenda while touting his campaign’s momentum during a town hall with Sean Hannity.
Terry McLaurin was carted off with a left knee injury during Monday Night Football, leaving the 1-5 Washington Commanders without their top wideout.
Some looters attempted to cook french fries inside a ransacked and wrecked McDonald's in Paris as protests spiraled into widespread destruction.
Sen. Elissa Slotkin, D-Mich., dismissed criticism on CNN as "manufactured outrage" after her viral remarks about prosecuting Trump administration enablers.
The Atlanta Dream and Golden State Valkyries skipped the national anthem again before WNBA Finals Game 2 despite the league's own rulebook requirement.
Vice President JD Vance said he will not weigh in on Israel's upcoming election after Trump threw his support behind Netanyahu's reelection bid.
Emmanuel Petit posted a fiery Instagram video blasting rioters as "thugs" and telling those who reject France to leave after violent unrest swept Paris.
Richard Riehle starred in "Office Space," "Casino," and over 400 projects across nearly five decades before his death at 78 this past weekend.
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CHICAGO, IL — Just 900 people were injured during the latest "No Kings" protest — a record low for the Chicago area — proving the protest technically qualified as peaceful.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his wife Cheryl Hines were reportedly stocking up on mason jars of beef tallow to pass out to delighted trick-or-treaters on Halloween.
KENSETT, AR — Instead of the normal peace that comes following church attendance, Ben and Joan Witwell reportedly became stressed on Sunday when, after sitting through an inspiring sermon on the book of Hosea, they were forced to explain to their children what "whoredom" was.
Halloween is more than just a great opportunity to score Snickers bars from your kids' baskets. It's also the chance to deck out your lawn in a way that strikes terror into the hearts of any liberal who walks by!
WASHINGTON—Touting the enormous impact his trade policy has had on the economy, President Donald Trump boasted in a speech Monday that the tariffs he had imposed on goods from other countries had proven highly successful at making things more expensive. “Thanks to my tariffs, the cost of buying
PARIS — Angry over the deep societal rot caused by socialist policies, millions of French people took to the streets to demand even more socialism.
DALLAS, TX — Local parents celebrated their 3-month-old son Nolan sleeping through the night last night by waking him up every 20 minutes to confirm that the infant was still alive.
PARIS — The nation of France has thrown its support behind the American conservative movement, graciously spending the past week filming a massive campaign ad for the Republican Party.
The post ‘I’ll Need A Gift Receipt,’ Lies Man Buying $270 ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Lego Set appeared first on The Onion.
President Trump has made repeated claims of widespread voter fraud as a justification for changes to electoral and election monitoring systems. The Onion looks at key figures behind Trump’s assertions of election rigging. 22 States where voter fraud is still the preferred method of voting 84.2 Dec
WASHINGTON—Tearing into the sacred plant in a brief but devastating poem, a reportedly livid President Donald Trump slammed the beauty of the lotus flower Monday in a scathing Truth Social haiku. “PATHETIC FLOWER,” the president wrote in an all-caps Japanese stanza in which he attacked the blo
As it investigates a suspicious substance found in letters sent to congressional and election offices around the country, the FBI is urging recipients to exercise caution due to the potentially hazardous nature of the powdery material. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Underscoring the enduring power of a gorgeous, swaying crop to make Americans hoot and holler, a Pew Research Center poll released Thursday found that a majority of Americans still go bonkers for amber waves of grain. “According to our research, the U.S. populace today remains just a
CLEVELAND—Struggling to comprehend why anyone would voluntarily be there without a loved one on the field, sources at Sunday’s Cleveland Browns game expressed confusion over a fan who did not appear to have a child on the team. “Wait…so he just wanted to go to a Browns game?” said a ticket
In an effort to lower gas prices ahead of the midterm elections, President Trump agreed to temporarily lift sanctions on Russian diesel exports. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the energy deal struck with Russian President Vladimir Putin. Q: What brought the deal about? A: Trump r
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LOS ANGELES—Stating that it was about time they got serious about their future as a couple, actress Sydney Sweeney reportedly told record executive Scooter Braun Friday that she was open to converting to the B-list for him. “I really want this relationship to work, and if that means skipping the
Sports
Tampa Bay beats Cleveland to punch its ticket to face Milwaukee in the Fall Classic.
Terry McLaurin was carted off the field with his left leg in an air cast after injuring his knee against the 49ers. He'll undergo additional testing Tuesday.
Angel Reese had 30 points and 16 rebounds, Allisha Gray added 18 points, and the Atlanta Dream stymied Golden State on both ends in the second half, beating the Valkyries 79-65 on Monday night to even the WNBA Finals at one game apiece.
The Rays beat the Guardians 7-3 in Game 6 of the ALCS to advance to the World Series for the third time in the franchise's 29 seasons.
Rams wideout Davante Adams ruptured a hamstring in Sunday's loss to the Cardinals, and he will be sidelined for six to 10 weeks, coach Sean McVay announced.
The Timberwolves and forward Jaden McDaniels agreed to a one-year, $40 million extension that will keep him under contract through 2029-30.
Xavier Atkins was suspended for Auburn's win over then-No. 1 Georgia on Saturday, and his status had been uncertain.
UCLA quarterback Nico Iamaleava will sit out the rest of the season for the ninth-ranked Bruins after learning he'll need surgery for a knee injury sustained late in the first half of a 17-15 win over Oregon, first-year coach Bob Chesney said Monday.
The U.S. under-17 women's national team opened its World Cup campaign with a record-shattering 17-0 victory over Samoa, marking the most goals ever scored in any FIFA World Cup match.
Here's everything you need to know for all 30 NBA teams for the season, including storylines, stats and predictions ahead of opening night.
Our Week 6 All-Stars might be the most random list of players we'll have in our weekly All-Star series this season.
A new favorite tops the oddsboard for the first time this season. Check out the latest Super Bowl odds after Week 6.
Check out the odds for ALCS MVP now that the series is reaching its climax.
The San Francisco 49ers remain an unstoppable force, but it wasn't convincing. Here are the takeaways from their win over the Commanders.
Are the 49ers still No. 1 after their close win? How far did the Cowboys and Rams fall after their losses?
There will be a first-time champion in 2026, with Milwaukee and Tampa Bay set to face off in the World Series.
See the latest NFL postseason odds after Week 6.
Breaking down the best and worst of NFL Week 6, featuring Josh Allen's epic TD flip, Caleb Williams' triumphant return and more Rams woes.
Yandy Diaz said it would all end on Monday: The Rays would defeat the Guardians in Game 6 and advance to the World Series. He was right.
It'll be the Rays and the Brewers in the 2026 World Series.
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Although Android Auto's autoplay feature is intended to be a convenience, you may find yourself wanting to turn it off. Here's how.
You can use it to watch media files on the device, but you'll need to use your phone as a remote.
Your robot vacuum's microphone and camera are useful for more efficient cleaning, but it's vital to know how that information is stored and shared.
The changes have alarmed publishers and others with business accounts.
Don't tuck your router away in a corner, even if it is a bit of an eyesore.
Multi-link operation is a key part of Wi-Fi 7 routers.
A Bronco for the modern age.
The plaque's message has haunted the internet for 30 years.
Subscribing to an antivirus suite kept you safe a long time ago, but they're much less useful for most people today.
The decision comes a couple of days after the release of Deepseek's latest AI model.
Entertainment
Carrot Top has made his return to the Sin City stage after a scary suicide attempt in September. The comedian was back onstage at the Luxor in Las Vegas Monday night as the audience roared for him with a standing ovation for his return ... marking…
Mariah Carey took home the W in her brother's defamation case against her ... because a judge has ruled in her favor. According to Billboard, a judge dismissed Morgan Carey's case Monday, ruling that he hadn't met the legal requirements to sue his…
TikToker Dakota Harper says it's all his ex's fault he's been busted for arson ... essentially calling her a bad influence. The social media star -- who's been accused alongside former girlfriend Felicity Eatmon of setting an abandoned home on fire…
Jaime West admitted to having a drink -- or a couple -- in an attempt to calm her nerves before the viral interview where she was slurring her words. The Indiana candidate went on Piers Morgan's show ... and the host asked her point-blank if she'd…
A student is dead and another is injured after an accidental shooting at Atlanta Technical College Monday. Atlanta police say one student was carrying a gun that had accidentally discharged inside a classroom, hitting another student in the leg and…
Dolly Parton was in the middle of handling her late husband Carl Dean's estate when she passed ... but family has stepped in to take over, TMZ has learned. Court docs obtained by TMZ show Carl's niece, Dea Chaggin Cunningham Williams, has been…
The sober living facility where Presley Gerber died from a suspected overdose saw police show up months earlier in connection with a separate overdose-related call ... TMZ has learned. According to Santa Monica Police Department records obtained by…
In true "Housewives" fashion, there's plenty of drama brewing among the cast of "The Real Housewives of New York City" ... with Daisy Toye and Erin Lichy on the outs with several of their co-stars after allegedly going after the other women's…
Joe Manganiello is the man with the dragon tattoo ... as in, he got a gigantic dragon tattoo stretching from his knee to his belly button to cover his scars from his mysterious health battle. The actor showed off the massive ink on Instagram Monday…
Sam Altman is calling out his sister, who is suing him for alleged abuse, claiming she is using her lawsuit to gain more social media followers ... TMZ has learned. We obtained court docs filed by the tech billionaire ... and he's slamming…
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