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Christian Pulisic and Megan Moroney dating rumors heat up after the country music star posted from Italy wearing what appears to be his jersey.
Two young newlyweds were collecting bait near Burano when their boat collided with a five-ton water taxi in the Venetian Lagoon. They both died; an investigation has begun.
Gov. Gavin Newsom blamed President Donald Trump for record housing costs, but the chart he shared shows prices skyrocketed under the Biden administration.
House Foreign Affairs Committee members allege CodePink and other groups serve as "Trojan horses" for foreign influence, calling for transparency and FARA disclosure.
Noncitizen voting and fraudulent voter registration cases were announced across several states this week, adding to DOJ's growing election fraud prosecutions from recent weeks.
The Ratepayer Protection Act passed the House with bipartisan support, aiming to stop data center energy costs from raising electric bills for families.
Several Democrats joined Republicans to pass the Russia sanctions bill, but critics warn Trump could use broad tariff authority against allies.
A video of a truck parked outside Mike Norvell's house has FSU football fans buzzing, but the reality may disappoint the Seminoles faithful.
Fox News Digital hit 76 million unique visitors and 1.47 billion multiplatform views in August 2026, leading all competitors, according to Comscore data.
King Charles broke royal protocol with a rare palace statement responding to Charles Spencer's explosive claims in his upcoming memoir, "Swan Song."
Satire
NAPERVILLE, IL — Sources confirmed on Wednesday that a local game group's night of playing classic RISK had now entered its fourth week.
Everyone needs to hear the Gospel, even kids. But it's sometimes hard to get them to pay attention when you're trying to talk Bible.
HEAVEN — In an unbelievable turn of events, a man on his deathbed professed belief in Jesus Christ and secured his Heavenly reward with just 0.4 seconds left on his life clock.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, the on-orbit space control weapon revealed on Monday by U.S. military officials was apparently a little triangle that shoots bullets out the front.
Judge Judith Sheindlin, better known as Judge Judy, announced that she will step down from the bench after 30 years on TV, opting to pass the baton on to her son. What do you think?
The post Judge Judy Retires appeared first on The Onion.
DES MOINES, IA — Expressing a desire to escape the monotonous, hum-drum tropical paradise of Oahu, local newlyweds Kai and Leilani Kalani landed at Des Moines International Airport on Monday to begin their seven-day luxury dream honeymoon in exotic Polk County, Iowa.
SAN ANGELO, TX — During a recent prayer group meeting at New Covenant Church, local man Steve Farmer expressed longing for the good old days when all the obscene smut out in the world was heterosexual.
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RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — Local man Jim Crest leaned his back against the wall and marveled at the second fridge in his garage, realizing for the first time that he had finally made it in life.
As a proud, hardworking American, I demand a certain amount of respect. I had hoped to spend part of my morning patronizing this small, locally owned café with the purchase of a coffee and pastry. But instead, I have been rudely informed that my money is not acceptable here, apparently for no other
The anxieties of the surface world are unceasing. Leave them behind and retreat into a subterranean existence. Dimensions unknown. Reference #547834
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The couple finally said “I do” after several months of saying “Why the fuck are we doing this if we can’t even agree on a cake?”
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GAZA — In a bold act of solidarity, Grammy-winning rapper Macklemore staged a surprise rooftop concert in Gaza on Wednesday, performing his gay anthem "Same Love," before being promptly thrown off the roof by terrorists.
DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—Touting it as an exciting limited engagement that would precede his next official reincarnation, His Holiness the Dalai Lama announced Wednesday that after his death he would participate in a one-year residency inside the body of Bruno Mars. “While I am proud to have served T
Raising a toddler can be a challenge, but entertaining your toddler can be even more difficult. It's not uncommon for parents to run out of ideas for ways to keep kids busy. The Babylon Bee is here to help.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — One of the mainstays of America's legislative branch was once again seen roaming the corridors of the U.S. Capitol building, as Mitch McConnell returned to the Senate as a Force ghost.
RICHMOND, VA—Feeling the half-chewed contents of their stomachs roil as they retched into their napkins, guests at a local dinner party began gagging Tuesday as their host revealed that they had been eating USDA beef. “I do hope you’ve been enjoying those steaks and that they’ve been prepare
A blind man in the U.K. who drove his wife’s car 150 miles while drunk avoided prison time, despite not even having a license. What do you think?
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The family of Katherine Lee, 35, asks that in lieu of flowers, mourners send any guesses about what her passwords might be.
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Sports
Michael Carrick branded Manchester United's capitulation as unacceptable, after watching his team lose 3-2 to Brighton in the Carabao Cup after leading 2-0.
Buccaneers assistant coach Ken Zampease, who was Baker Mayfield's QB coach with the Browns in 2018, says Cleveland messed up by trading the QB.
Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow said Wednesday that he is dealing with back tightness but expects to play Sunday at the Houston Texans.
New York Yankees star right fielder Aaron Judge was pulled for a pinch hitter in the sixth inning Wednesday.
Ryan Reaves said Wednesday he is retiring from hockey at age 39 after playing more than a decade and a half in the NHL.
The Seahawks ruled out QB Sam Darnold for Sunday's game against the Cardinals due to the glute injury he suffered in Wednesday's season-opening win.
Emmitt Smith acknowledged this week that Ravens running back Derrick Henry could surpass him as the league's rushing king.
The Oklahoma Sooners, who Mayfield played for in college, were stunned by Michigan during Week 2.
Clearlake Capital has taken full control of Chelsea after acquiring the ownership stakes of Mark Walter and Todd Boehly, the Premier League club announced Wednesday.
We have the latest on three teams dealing with QB injuries, where the Rams and Chargers stand after bad Week 1 losses and more.
After several teams scored big in Week 1, the betting masses are expecting — and hoping for — the same in Week 2. Patrick Everson reports.
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Dodgers co-owners Todd Boehly and Mark Walter have sold their stakes in Chelsea, the English Premier League club said on Wednesday.
Geoff Schwartz breaks down his 10 stars from Week 2 of the college football season.
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Indiana receiver Charlie Becker started last season by fighting three more experienced NFL prospects for playing time
Beyond the marquee matchups, check out the odds for five sleeper games worth watching and wagering on across the Week 3 college football slate.
Manchester United blew a two-goal lead to crash out of the English League Cup after a 3-2 loss to Brighton on Wednesday.
New York Yankees star right fielder Aaron Judge was pulled for a pinch hitter in the sixth inning because of tightness in his lower right leg.
Violence against women isn't a joke. Arch Manning and the media around him need to do better.
Tech
The Nurovi line includes three lidar-powered robovacs. But to get the model I’m most intrigued by, you’ll need a Costco membership.
The new assistant works with the company's new AR glasses, but will also have its own mobile and desktop apps.
The glasses come with AR apps that actually feel useful, but is that enough to get people excited for the $2,195 device?
Snap thinks its chunky, pricey smart glasses are the future of human computing, powered by a new AI app and features that do everything from translating languages to improving your golf swing.
It turns out that breaking down at work isn't a uniquely human experience.
The company also disclosed previously unreported incidents in which its AI models behaved in misaligned ways, including uploading files to the internet without being asked.
New features like Health Age bring Apple's app more in line with competitors like Whoop and Oura.
A tough end for another indie darling.
Even with mounting concerns about AI models going rogue, legislation appears unlikely, and the White House is outright opposed to oversight.
Before Amazon’s October sale begins, learn how to investigate prices and track products like a pro.
Siri’s reintroduction takes center stage as Apple officially rolls out the latest version of macOS to download and install.
I used an open-source map of a fruit fly’s brain to vibe code a website called PitchFly. Its headline suggestions were delightfully bananas.
The Mandalorian and Grogu, The Wild Robot, and Obsession are among the must-watch films arriving this month.
It's not terribly surprising after repeated rounds of layoffs.
The 10.3-inch color ereader runs Android 16 and can access the Google Play Store.
Premium Advanced users will get an early access build "in the coming weeks."
Anthropic is adding the ability to create docs, slideshow and access Cowork capabilities inside chat. It will roll out to Pro and Max subscribers first.
The burrito chain has enlisted Palantir for a platform that monitors pest incidents, employee illnesses, and other factors. The partnership comes after a nightmare summer for food safety across the US.
Features that debuted on foldables, such as My FanCam, are coming to more devices.
Fun camera features help make these candy bar iPhones stand out from the dazzle of the folding iPhone Duo.
Entertainment
Jay Manuel's Connecticut crib is no longer in the running to be the "America's Next Top Model" star's Next Top Home ... because he's listing it for millions, TMZ has learned. Jay is putting the 5-bed, 5-bath mansion on the market for $4.65 million…
David Dobrik grabbed his squad of hot friends for an epic safari trip in South Africa, and the photos are absolutely wild!!! David is traveling with Natalie Noel, Zane Hijazi and Georgia Hassarati, who posed seductively for some snaps that are…
Dave Portnoy says Robert Kraft is the hero in his showdown with Macklemore ... sticking up for the billionaire owner while branding the rapper an antisemite. The Barstool Sports founder laid into Macklemore online Wednesday afternoon ... pointing…
Paramount told California officials negotiating a settlement Tuesday, "we're done" ... and said the studio was moving out of California, but our sources now say they are back at the bargaining table, but the clock is running out. Sources directly…
Taylor Frankie Paul's parenting time has been reduced after she allegedly failed multiple court-ordered drug tests amid custody disputes with ex-husband Tate Paul and ex-boyfriend Dakota Mortensen ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the case…
Robert Kraft is taking Macklemore up on his challenge to donate $1 million to help Palestinians ... and Kraft is doubling it. The New England Patriots owner says Ed Sheeran called him before Macklemore publicly challenged him to match his $1…
Clavicular and his girlfriend, Lily Snyder, have officially called it quits -- AGAIN ... TMZ has learned. Clav sat down Wednesday with our own Charlie Neff on "The TMZ Podcast" ... and when she asked about all that recent baby talk with Lily,…
Colin Kaepernick says the way Robert Kraft and his fellow NFL stadium are treating Macklemore echoes his own situation when he knelt during the national anthem ... and he hopes others will finally see what he's been saying all along. The former NFL…
Cam Skattebo was running out of patience ... before he ever hit the field. TMZ Sports broke the story Sunday ... Skattebo got stuck outside MetLife Stadium before the Giants-Cowboys game on Sunday Night Football ... and now, new video shows exactly…
Cincinnati Bengals star Orlando Brown Jr. says his ex-girlfriend's claims that he isn't returning her property are a bunch of BS, insisting he bought many of the items she is complaining about not getting back ... TMZ has learned. In court docs,…
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