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Nearly 40 million barrels of Iranian crude sit on tankers near Malaysia, posing a test for Trump's "zero-leakage" sanctions campaign against Tehran.
ESPN's decision to remove the "BottomLine" score ticker from college football broadcasts is drawing praise from fans, but not everyone agrees.
Dolly Parton kept her cancer diagnosis private before her death, raising questions about why patients hide their battles and the stigma involved.
CIA Director John Ratcliffe met with Russian intelligence officials in visit to Moscow, Kremlin says
Video captured a C-17 Globemaster landing at Moscow's Vnukovo airport as CIA Director John Ratcliffe reportedly met with Russian intelligence officials.
Bryan Kohberger wins an evidentiary hearing in June 2027 after claiming his defense team convinced him to falsely confess to the Idaho murders.
Alpharetta's city council narrowly approved redeveloping North Point Mall into a massive entertainment district with a 20,000-seat NHL-ready arena.
Adam Schefter will co-host NFL Network's "The Insiders" on Wednesdays this fall, marking his return to the network 17 years after leaving for ESPN.
Enes Kanter Freedom sent a letter to the WNBA demanding answers after security removed him from his courtside seat during a Chicago Sky game.
LIV Golf informed employees their jobs will end in early September as PIF funding concludes and the league transitions toward a new LIV 2.0 era.
Two Democratic Party officials in Massachusetts face federal indictments alleging they schemed to steal over $700,000 in COVID relief funds.
Satire
U.S. — After Enes Kanter caused a big dramatic scene in public, the WNBA was forced to admit that the former NBA player is indeed a woman.
CHICAGO—Growing visibly alarmed as he speculated about the unclouded liquid’s implications for his long-term health, 53-year-old Charles Lewis reportedly became terrified Tuesday morning after his urine came out clear for the first time in his life. “Oh Jesus, it just looks like water—I’ve
PHILADELPHIA—Suggesting that the nation was increasingly prioritizing speed and efficiency in speaking, a report released Tuesday by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that more Americans are abandoning lengthy conversations in favor of one really big word. “Our extensive survey
LOS ANGELES—Empowering their users to be completely upfront about their intentions, officials for the dating app Raya announced Tuesday they were launching an all-new PR Relationship Mode. “Whether you’re looking for a 23-year-old model to serve as your latest beard or a fellow Hollywood A-lis
New evidence suggests Amazon is buying up rare books and tearing their pages from their spines in order to feed its AI models with unique information. What do you think?
The post Amazon Destroying Rare Books To Train AI appeared first on The Onion.
MENLO PARK, CA—Providing an internal update on his latest breakthrough in the smart technology sector, Meta founder Mark Zuckerberg reportedly invited employees to behold the company’s “new AI” Monday as he lifted his top to display his tinfoil-covered nipples. “Here, beneath my humble sh
PEORIA, IL — County officials said they would not stand in the way after local man Christopher P. Smith putting his children up for adoption after they told him the 1989 "Weird" Al Yankovic film UHF wasn't funny.
WASHINGTON—Swarming the nation’s airports as they rushed to board any available transatlantic flight, the U.S. populace decided Monday that if Harry and Meghan were going to the U.K., the rest of America was going with ’em. “Sure, it’ll be a big adjustment, but then again, what’s the po
VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the military to seize control of Canada's maple syrup supply.
NEW YORK, NY — Over the weekend, Dr. Robert Bruce Banner shared a little insight into how he was able to maintain some semblance of control over his transformation into the Incredible Hulk by confirming a deep, personal secret: he's always angry at the Jews.
LANCASTER, PA — Local officials confirmed on Monday that a new data center had been constructed to handle the massive influx of online rants about data centers.
People may think Ohio has nothing to offer, but they're wrong. It's still part of America, and that makes it one of the 50 best places in the world to live.
Regulators around the world are cracking down on energy drinks, citing serious health risks associated with high levels of caffeine and sugar. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding the popular beverage. MYTH: Excessive consumption can lead to depression and even suicidal thoughts
OTTAWA — With the United States imposing massive tariffs on Canada over the weekend, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney vowed to bring the U.S. to its knees with a crippling moose tariff.
THE HEAVENS—Noting that a marked downward trend had developed this fiscal year and showed no signs of stopping, The Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, reported He was concerned Monday over what He called “troubling” Q3 circumcision numbers. “Sure, with the declining birth rate, we expect
SAN MATEO, CA—Noting that the students had known about the assignment since their end-of-year dismissal back in May, Sofia Suarez, a biology teacher at Hillsdale High School, informed her class Wednesday that she was disappointed no one had done their summer dissecting. “All right, you had thre
The post Trump Makes Repeated Verbal Flubs While Performing ‘Wild Wild West’ Theme Song appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
The Fever-Sky game Sunday averaged 3.31 million viewers on NBC and Peacock to make it the most-watched regular-season WNBA game since the league's inaugural season in 1997.
Giants wide receiver Calvin Austin III will miss the upcoming season after suffering a torn ACL in his right knee while running a route at Tuesday's training camp practice, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
PGA Tour Champions player Matt Gogel was handed a six-month suspension Wednesday for placing bets on PGA Tour competition.
Quarterback Michael Penix Jr. will not play Friday for the Atlanta Falcons in their preseason finale, coach Kevin Stefanski said Wednesday, adding that no decision has been made on the team's Week 1 starter at the position.
The Buss brothers' new firm will be part of the Padres ownership group after selling the Lakers.
Bennedict Mathurin has agreed to a two-year, $16 million deal with the Pelicans, including a player option, sources told ESPN.
Despite battling "a lot of days that suck," Gary Woodland says he hopes talking about his struggles with PTSD will help others.
The legendary singer-songwriter from the Volunteer State died Tuesday at the age of 80.
With current funding coming to an end, LIV Golf announced Wednesday it was scaling back operations that is expected to affect most of the workforce.
We put this year's mediocre AL postseason picture into context historically and analyze the AL West and wild-card races.
FOX Sports' RJ Young joined First Things First to discuss his Ultimate 138 CFB rankings.
Compare the best prop betting sites and apps in 2026. Find sportsbooks with the best player props, prop bet markets, odds boosts, and sportsbook promos.
Check out the odds, spreads and totals for all 16 preseason Week 3 games.
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A brief history of NIL's evolution in college football and what it means for the 2026 season.
Compare the best parlay betting sites and apps in 2026. Find top same game parlay builders, parlay boosts, insurance offers, and the best apps for multi-leg bets.
Compare the best March Madness betting sites for 2026. Find NCAA Tournament promos, odds boosts, live betting options, and college basketball betting markets explained.
Discover the best NHL betting sites in 2026. Compare top sportsbooks, hockey betting bonuses, live betting options, and Stanley Cup futures odds.
Discover the best college football betting sites in 2026. Compare top sportsbooks, welcome bonuses, live betting options, and futures odds for NCAA football.
Compare the best soccer betting sites for the 2026 season. See top sportsbooks, sign-up bonuses, and betting features to help you bet smarter this season.
Tech
As culture warriors continue to stoke the flames of a gender panic in professional sports, wild conspiracy theories are coming into play.
Beijing’s endlessly delightful Robot Games featured tons of impressive stunts. But the most mind-blowing tricks challenged the humanoid’s brain, not its brawn.
China’s hacking campaign targeted NASA, the Federal Reserve, the US Senate, the Justice Department, and more, according to the DOJ.
The problem with Meta's AI restructuring plan is the AI wasn't good enough.
Google says Gemini 3.5 Transcribe will soon let you use speech-to-text in any web field in Chrome.
More than 15 politicians from across the country have signed on to the AI Pact, vowing to regulate data centers and AI. “We’ve got to get this right,” says Senate candidate Dan Osborn of Nebraska.
Thousands of Xbox One and Series X titles will support the new disc-to-digital feature.
The Xbox 25th anniversary bundle includes a translucent green Series X, a similarly-colored controller and a digital download of Halo: Campaign Evolved.
Is it finally time to see the foldable iPhone?
Ahead of the extended look at GTA 6 on Netflix, Rockstar has addressed leaked gameplay videos in a statement.
Two identical ports, two different purposes.
File sizes have also been increased and uploads should be faster.
A modest proposal for Apple to add a lower-cost option to its Mac lineup.
Who hasn't dreamt of sitting on a green stool modeled like a thumbstick?
In addition to sending billions of dollars to states, Meta will make substantive changes to its platforms as part of a landmark settlement.
The site, called Stud or Dud, helps daters dig up dirt on potential paramours. It’s fueled by the same public data as PeopleFinders.com—and comes with many of the same concerns.
Don’t suffer the buffer. These WIRED-tested home routers will deliver reliable internet across your home, whatever your needs or budget.
Pet owners, rescue agencies, and wildlife groups are calling for new safeguards as AI makes it harder to tell whether animals, from polar bears to house cats, are real or fake.
HelloFresh’s organic meal kit Green Chef offers transparent sourcing, layered cooking, and trustworthy gluten-free dishes.
Xbox and Ikea collab alert! This unique nine-piece collection for gamers arrives this fall and has a slew of Easter eggs.
Entertainment
Dorit Kemsley and her estranged husband PK Kemsley are set to unload their longtime Los Angeles home ... after she agreed to unload the home ... and a judge ordered the sale and instructed "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star to be out by…
Selena Gomez and her mom, Mandy Teefey, are being accused of using mental health as a money-making tool ... with an attorney for the investors suing her now claiming her name and influence were used to bring in cash. Attorney Jeffrey Neiman tells…
Dolly Parton's inner circle scrambled to bring her closest family and friends to Nashville to be by her side as her health took a dire turn over the weekend ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... Dolly's team was…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 10:30 AM and 12:00 PM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's…
Tim Curry fans have at least one more movie to look forward to ... because TMZ has learned he finished filming his final role before he died. It was reported in early June, Tim was set to star in "STREAM 2: Sudden Death" as the role of Lockwood in…
U.S. officials say hackers linked to China broke into government networks and critical infrastructure in a series of cyberattacks targeting several departments. The Federal Reserve, Department of Justice, Department of Energy, Department of Health…
Tim Curry didn't go out nearly as much in recent years after a massive stroke made it hard for him to get around ... but he did treat himself to a pub outing with some pals a few days after he turned 80. Photogs captured Tim getting out of a red…
Miley Cyrus doesn't want to get into the specifics about how she feels now that her godmother, Dolly Parton, has passed away ... though she notes she'll forever have an angel watching over her. The singer-songwriter posted about the country…
Ricky Schroder is getting flamed for his distasteful tribute to Dolly Parton ... using her death to criticize her politics. The actor posted a picture he took with Dolly years back ... and he just couldn't stop himself from making it controversial.…
A federal judge has struck down the 2023 Texas drag ban ... and his decision cites the late, great Dolly Parton. U.S. District Judge David Hittner ruled Texas Senate Bill 12 -- which could charge drag performers with a misdemeanor and jail time and…
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