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Embattled Sinaloa Gov. Rubén Rocha Moya's abrupt reversal follows pointed remarks from Mexico's President Claudia Sheinbaum about putting nation above personal interest.
Molly Gillihan fires back at Kayla Rae Reid's homewrecker claims, saying she didn't date Ryan Lochte until after Reid filed for divorce last spring.
President Donald Trump was riding in the Beast around the 1.7-mile D.C. track before waving the green flag as Álex Palou started on pole for the IndyCar Freedom 250 Grand Prix.
Abdul El-Sayed's post about Usha Vance and JD Vance's grandfather sparked accusations of racism and sexism from Rep. Brandon Gill and others.
Randi Weingarten launched an AFT back-to-school boycott of Target over ICE silence, but critics say pension fund leverage warrants a federal probe.
Greenland's government recommends that cruise ships avoid certain fjords after residents cite noise, wildlife concerns and a desire to preserve hunting grounds.
The deleted Callaway Golf ad shows Good Good co-founder Garrett Clark shoving a woman to the ground, prompting statements from the PGA Tour and Callaway.
Video shows Hasan Piker leading a crowd at the Golden Gate Theatre in San Francisco in mocking Charlie Kirk's assassination and his faith.
Bret Michaels' doctors pulled him off the road for months of recovery after recent surgeries, canceling all of his remaining 2026 tour dates.
MagicalAuth by Glide.id uses cryptographic SIM credentials to verify bank logins without sending SMS OTP codes that scammers can intercept or phish.
Satire
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law this week requiring all cars to be horses by the year 2030.
The Department of Justice finalized a rule that creates a path for some convicted felons to have their gun rights restored, with officials claiming those who pose a public danger could only be approved in “extraordinary circumstances.” What do you think?
The post DOJ Develops Pathway To Restore
BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND — Local man Roger Fisher was arrested this morning on suspicion of briefly considering sharing a meme.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House has announced that the new Press Secretary will just be a poster-sized photo of Scott Jennings doing that face he does.
Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty to federal stalking charges in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, facing a maximum sentence of life in prison. What do you think?
The post Luigi Mangione Pleads Guilty appeared first on The Onion.
Whether shorts are office-appropriate attire has ignited an online debate. The Onion examines the pros and cons of wearing shorts in the office. PRO New scapegoat for bad quarter Good to have full range of movement while sitting stationary for eight hours A well-aired cog is a productive cog Ready t
LONDON—Acknowledging that the sea mammals were far from being “awe-inspiring, beautiful creatures or a splendor of nature,” an embarrassed David Attenborough finally admitted this week to exaggerating the wonder of seals. “While I did several monologues in voiceover claiming that sea lions h
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday that Donald Trump has always been a face drawn onto a cantaloupe. “If you go back and look at h
RENO, NV—Wincing as he sang in a baritone voice with a slight British accent, local woman Mary Lowe reportedly felt immense pity at a karaoke outing Thursday after she imagined her friend Matthew Brown working on his Morrissey impression alone at home. “Oh no, I can picture him practicing it all
After a megayacht owned by Mark Zuckerberg failed to respond to a distress signal from a skiff that had run out of fuel, a spokesperson for the centibillionaire claimed his crew did not hear the call for help. What do you think?
The post Mark Zuckerberg’s Yacht Fails To Respond To Maritime Distres
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APPLETON, WI—Wide-eyed and unusually still as he took in the unfamiliar sight before him, local 9-year-old Connor Walsh reportedly got a nice long look at the small of his father’s back Thursday while the 44-year-old bent down to retrieve a ping-pong ball that had rolled beneath a basement shelv
Sports
The Browns placed starting defensive end Alex Wright on season-ending injured reserve with a ruptured Achilles and signed veteran defensive end Derek Barnett.
Late goals from Marc Guéhi and Josko Gvardiol rescued Manchester City who eventually beat Bournemouth 2-1 in their Premier League opener.
The 49ers have activated tight end George Kittle from the physically unable to perform list, the team announced Sunday.
Teofimo Lopez won a world title in his third division by scoring a majority decision over Rolando Romero to become the WBA welterweight titleholder.
Yankees left-hander Ryan Weathers has been put on the 15-day injured list with a left forearm flexor strain.
The Dream clinched a playoff berth behind Angel Reese's career-best 31 points and her 14 rebounds in a 99-89 win over the Mercury.
Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson was booed in his first home game since suffering a right Achilles tendon injury in October 2024 and said he thought the reaction from the crowd was "disrespectful" and felt "personal."
Reigning world champion Lando Norris proved McLaren are back in the fight after claiming victory at the Dutch Grand Prix.
Mike Clay provides his draft blueprint, including ideal selections in each round and overall strategy.
Marc Guéhi was given a surprise role in center midfield against Bournemouth. Enzo Maresca will hope he never has to do so again.
In a throwback IROC race, Jeff Gordon came out on top against drivers like Kurt Busch, Hélio Castroneves and Bill Elliott.
A short time frame to completion and millions of dollars invested, Penske's Bud Denker said INDYCAR's Freedom 250 course is one he'd race again.
Ryan Blaney is favored for NASCAR's Cup Series race at New Hampshire. Can he get his third win of the season this weekend? Here are the odds.
Will pole-sitter Alex Palou get win No. 7 on the season at INDYCAR's Freedom 250 in Washington D.C? Here are the odds.
DraftKings Sportsbook: How to Bet on Rolly Romero vs. Teofimo Lopez and Claim $150 in Bonuses.
Find out how to bet on the Rolando 'Rolly' Romero vs Teofimo Lopez Fight tonight.
Shedeur Sanders and Stetson Bennett were the standout performers on Saturday in NFL preseason action.
Here's the top highlights and match recaps from Jeep AvCA First Serve Wisconsin vs. Louisville and Texas vs. Arizona State.
Tech
Air cooling is reliable, while liquid cooling is visually slick. Which one you should use depends on how heavy you game on your system.
A whole bunch of smart watches are getting phased out this year. Is your watch on the list?
Wi-Fi 6 Vs Wi-Fi 7: What's The Difference And Which Is Better For Home Internet?
If you're struggling to get Siri to work with your car's CarPlay system, there are some things you can check.
You might not need to invest in a newer pair of earbuds to improve the sound quality. Here's how to upgrade your current pair for a better listening experience.
The Asus PG27UCWM brings a new sub-pixel layout to the world of OLED gaming monitors, and in my testing, I appreciated the improvements it brings to the table.
Don't keep restarting your phone. Try these other steps instead.
I’ve tested every single Kindle. Here’s how Amazon’s ebook readers stack up.
How a tiny little electronic switch sparked the computer revolution.
Docking stations expand what your laptop can do, and I’ve been testing the best of the best to see which you should buy.
From halting my doomscrolls to automating air-quality checks, Apple’s streamlined Shortcuts app is my favorite iOS 27 feature.
Luxury water can contain different minerals and taste noticeably different. But a remote source, alkaline pH, and high price do not necessarily mean better hydration.
We break down the different autonomous driving levels, and why Level 5 is so hard to achieve.
You can keep Instagram from using your activity outside the app to influence the ads you get.
Even old Apple devices you haven't touched in years could still get you some credit towards a new phone.
The AI leader said that the state's SB 53 framework should "be amended to expand safeguards."
For uninterrupted service as you country-hop, the Saily Ultra eSIM works well and comes with plentiful perks. It’s pricey though.
Your desk setup needs a monitor arm, and I’ve been testing every one I can get my hands on to find the best.
It is possible to achieve your desired work-life balance on your smartphone. Just set up separate accounts using this built-in Android feature.
These toppers will transform your mattress into exactly what you need, whether that’s a super-plush pillow top, memory foam, or targeted back support.
Entertainment
Tyler Duckworth's loved ones came together to celebrate the late reality star's life Saturday ... and Johnny Bananas is giving fans a look inside the memorial. Bananas -- Tyler’s former co-star and friend -- shared photos from the service,…
Melissa Gilbert is sounding the alarm after the recent deaths of Hayden Panettiere, Daveigh Chase and Michelle Trachtenberg ... saying Hollywood has to do far more to protect child actors once the cameras stop rolling. The “Little House on the…
The trans athlete controversy Sophie Cunningham thrust back into the spotlight spilled into the streets of Brooklyn Saturday ... with rival demonstrations gathering outside Barclays Center ahead of the Fever’s matchup against the New York…
The Game just set a very high bar for sweet 16 gifts ... surprising his daughter Cali with a brand-new Maybach at her birthday party in Beverly Hills Saturday night. We got video of the rapper walking Cali outside with a blindfold over her eyes as…
Don Toliver gave Miami concertgoers a major surprise Saturday night, bringing out Justin Timberlake during his show at Kaseya Center. Timberlake hit the stage alongside Toliver, sending the crowd into a frenzy as the two stars shared the spotlight.…
ZZ Top is back on the road ... taking the stage in Austin Saturday night for its first concert since longtime drummer Frank Beard died earlier this week. We broke the news of Beard’s death last week. Frank died at 77 while receiving hospice care…
Drake traded rap-star mode for country-fan mode Saturday night ... showing up at Ella Langley’s concert in North Little Rock, Arkansas. The rapper was spotted in the crowd as the ACM Artist-Songwriter of the Year took the stage -- and he appeared…
Erling Haaland has unveiled a dramatic new look ... buzzing off the long, blonde hair that became one of the most recognizable features of the Manchester City superstar. The World Cup icon has shocked soccer fans by chopping off the long, flowing…
Gavin Newsom took a break from politics and his podcast to enjoy a front row seat at Noah Kahan's San Francisco concert the other night -- and TMZ has obtained footage of the California gov rockin' out with his wife. Check it out ... Newsom and his…
California rockers Buckcherry got into a deadly crash in South Carolina while they were traveling on their tour bus to their next gig, according to the band. Buckcherry posted the bad news on Instagram Stories, writing that their bus was involved…
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