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Vanderbilt's miracle finish against NC State featured a stunning fumble recovery with one second left after CJ Bailey's critical mistake at the goal line.
Melanie Griffith shared stunning swimsuit photos from her week at Austrian health resort, calling the experience "a little heaven on earth."
Flight attendants reveal their six-step "hotel room autopsy" routine, from scanning for intruders to checking door locks and emergency exits.
A New Jersey mother reportedly told East Brunswick police her missing teen wasn't home, but officers found the juvenile hiding in a crawl space in her basement.
Bill Belichick's trademark sideline interview snark followed him to the Tar Heels, leaving reporter Stormy Buonantony with a 20-second exchange.
Pro-Palestinian protesters waved flags and chanted outside Ed Sheeran's Philadelphia concert, one week after Macklemore was dropped from the tour.
The popular honeymoon destination of Fiji faces a national HIV emergency with 2,000 new cases in 2025 alone as drug use and needle sharing fuel the growing crisis.
Sean McVay revealed on "60 Minutes" how tying his identity to winning left him feeling empty, echoing Tom Brady's famous search for fulfillment.
A NORAD F-16 reportedly intercepted an aircraft violating restricted airspace over Camp David Saturday while President Donald Trump stayed there.
Arkansas Razorbacks football fans turned Fayetteville into a ghost town on SEC gameday before Georgia handed them a brutal 45-17 home drubbing.
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SACRAMENTO, CA — Famously dyslexic Governor Gavin Newsom hosted a press conference today celebrating gas prices in California reaching a new milestone of $1.87.
KANSAS CITY, MO — One of football's biggest stars was revealed to have fallen prey to scammers, as Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was victimized by a criminal ring that forces people to dress like idiots.
EPHRAIM — With his marriage to former prostitute Gomer off to a rocky start, the prophet Hosea began to seriously regret his decision to forego premarital counseling.
After two delays, the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI will be released this November. Here is everything we know about the game so far. Open-world activities include playing volleyball, chess, cards, or GTA V Gunshot sound effects performed by Sir Ian McKellen Child support payments carry ove
WASHINGTON—Insisting that the adjustment was long overdue, the Federal Bureau of Investigation announced Thursday that it would raise the national murder rate for the first time since 2023. “For far too long, prior administrations succumbed to pressure to continuously reduce the number of Americ
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States House of Representatives canceled all scheduled votes and went on break to recuperate from a long, tough stretch of not doing anything.
Here are the steps the NFL follows to evaluate head injuries. Step 1: Player receives devastating helmet-to-helmet hit that leaves him motionless for 46 seconds Step 2: Spotter initiates protocol after noticing entire offense kneeling in prayer beside teammate Step 3: Referee blows ceremonial gjalla
BRUSSELS — Speaking in Strasbourg, France, on Wednesday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that she had deemed Canada weak enough to join the European Union.
GÖBEKLITEPE — The invention of the wheel may lead to massive job loss, according to a caveman who sounded the alarm to warn the rest of caveman society.
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PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadium tour. “This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie,” said the 35-year-old music
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In a dramatic reversal of decades of established organizational practice, the PGA Tour announced Wednesday that, effective immediately, golf would be loud. “After careful consideration, the board of directors and I agree that, going forward, the game of golf will be really
A totally oblivious Tyler Neiman, 29, will be killed Wednesday while commuting home from his bowling league. Though still alive for now, he will be missed.
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GREENSBORO, NC—Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his neighbor’s mulch. “Well, well, well—unless my eyes deceive, I’d say we’ve got ourselves
LAS VEGAS—Seemingly unbothered by his disgrace as he sauntered through the glass doors and onto the Las Vegas Strip, coward Kevin Lombardo reportedly left the Flamingo casino Friday even though he still had a full $200 in his wallet. “I sat there and actually watched that spineless piece of shi
More than 8,000 people in Michigan received IDs with a photo of a random smiling man printed on them, with officials stressing the photo is a generic non-resident. What do you think?
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Sports
Jets rookie wide receiver Omar Cooper Jr., one of the team's three first-round picks, has been placed on injured reserve with a sprained ankle.
Rams receiver Puka Nacua will not practice for the second day in a row and will be listed as questionable for Monday night's game against the Giants.
Prosecutors identified 18 pitches, including one from a 2024 playoff game, that will be the focus of their case against Guardians closer Emmanuel Clase that is set for trial in November, according to court documents.
The Orioles activated reliever Félix Bautista after a 14-month absence following shoulder surgery. In addition, Trey Mancini signed a one-day deal and has retired.
Carlos Beltran wouldn't rule out interviewing to become manager of the Mets, a job he left before he ran a single game in 2020, but he didn't sound all that interested.
Ohio State wide receiver Jeremiah Smith caught five passes for 85 yards against Kent State to set a new Buckeyes' career receiving yardage record with 2,958 yards.
The Vanderbilt Commodores pulled off their own Music City Miracle on Saturday with a stunning 35-31, last-second comeback victory over NC State.
We stacked the best No. 2 quarterbacks across the league, including Mac Jones and even a few backups who have already been forced to play in 2026.
The NFL has modified what can be shown on videoboards during field goal and extra point attempts, an alteration coming in the wake of a viral social media post from a former analytics coach.
Is Clemson head coach Dabo Swinney poised to become the college football coaching equivalent of "Blockbuster?"
The NFL announced its first set of fines for the 2026 season, and they are not small.
The strengths that won Arsenal the title deserted them at Brighton, which celebrated their 125th anniversary with a thumping victory over the champions.
Was this the worst bad beat of all time? See the stunning finish that left NC State bettors in disbelief.
A weekly look at MLB's standings and how they are informing the postseason picture.
NC State was one snap from beating Vanderbilt in Week 3. Then chaos ensued.
Here's pertinent information concerning what it would cost for the North Carolina Tar Heels to fire head coach Bill Belichick.
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Denny Hamlin is trying to maintain his lead in The Chase, but the driver who is hot on his wheels is the favorite for this weekend's night race at Bristol.
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Tech
A wireless Xbox controller lets you move around freely, but you have to worry about batteries. Wired controllers can pose a hazard, but never run out of charge.
Google Wallet is great for storing payment cards, tickets and digital IDs, but it doesn't always work how you want it to. Here's what to do if it doesn't.
Robot vacuums save a lot of time and effort with their ability to clean autonomously. However, there are a number of reasons why they might not work for you.
Slate's electric truck is built specifically for affordability and efficiency, which means it comes with compromises. One of the biggest could be its battery.
For Starship's 14th test flight, it will orbit our planet multiple times for 10 hours.
The president said he will soon announce an "AI czar" to run this newly made-up agency.
This move represents the first step in the CEO's plan to slow down AI development.
Many modern TVs can stream apps like Netflix and Prime. But you may want to get a streaming device too.
Samsung's DeX lets you plug in your Samsung Galaxy device into a monitor or TV to create a PC-like experience. Now, it can launch directly on your phone.
You probably don't think about your iPad charging until it runs into trouble. When plugging it in doesn't work, you'll need to check its port and charger.
AI labs are toying with an industry-wide pact to slow development. Meanwhile, widely available AI chatbots are already helping uncover a tidal wave of security flaws.
The totally free macOS app Tasks.txt makes up for missing features with sheer elegance.
Samsung’s latest smartwatch offers useful health tracking alongside a growing pile of metrics you may never use.
Whether they’re into feeders, field guides, or games, these tried-and-tested picks are sure to land perfectly.
Powerful AI models have created an existential risk to the field, but researchers can’t stop relying on them because they’re too useful.
Amazon Prime Big Deal Days officially begin on October 6 and 7, but I’ve already spotted early discounts on gear our team recommends.
While lawmakers iron out the details, advocates hope this approach could serve as a model for addressing histories of environmental hazards often concentrated in Black and low-income neighborhoods.
Every VPN says it’s the best, but only some of them are telling the truth.
For one day only, WIRED is bringing the technologies, people, and cultural forces transforming our world off the page and into real life.
The SkyNomad—with heated floors, a projector, a pop-up roof, a fridge, swiveling seats, and over 1,000 miles of range—is a “luxury” ride that undercuts Range Rovers by tens of thousands of dollars.
Entertainment
Donald Trump has used his presidential authority to officially pardon a golf caddy who already served his time ... and it's all so he can go to PGA tournaments across the pond. Missing last year's British Open, Eric Larson -- who spent 11 years…
Carrot Top's legal team is speaking out about what they're calling an attempt to extort the comedian ... just weeks before his suicide attempt. In a filing obtained by TMZ ... the 61-year-old's lawyer says that Brian Evans threatened to enter a…
Ed Sheeran fans arriving at Lincoln Financial Field tonight were met with some NSFW jeers from pro-Palestine protestors upset about Macklemore being axed from his tour. In a video taken by FreedomNews, one protestor could be heard yelling from a…
Nick Reiner says he hasn't even received $5 for the jail commissary from his family's trust ... as his legal team says he's owed $558,000. Nick's legal team says he hasn't been able to access the family's trust account -- which is worth $1.6…
The holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy can be seen holding his daughter in a new pic shared by his legal team ... and his lawyer has a message for everyone interested in his client. Attorney Edward Andrew Paltzik shared a photo of Michael Péguy…
Rep. Lauren Boebert is flat-out denying claims made against her in a complaint submitted to Congress that she had affairs with current and former staffers and made a hush-money payment ... and is calling the accusations baseless. A rep for Boebert…
One of Ed Sheeran's opening acts Aaron Rowe is asking fans to pump the brakes on any hate toward the singer following Macklemore's exit ... even after Aaron himself quit Ed's tour. Taking to Instagram, Aaron wrote ... "All I keep hearing is Ed…
First there was Space Force ... now, President Donald Trump has announced that in order to monitor artificial intelligence, he will create -- you guessed it -- an A.I. Force. The prez took to Truth Social Saturday morning to claim that the growing…
Frankie Muniz is back on Instagram after making an alarming admission that he'd gone through a difficult period in the last 6 weeks ... this time posting a pic with estranged wife Paige Price and their son, Mauz. Sharing a pair of pics of the…
Serena Page dominated the "Love Island USA" villa ... and now she's doing the same on social media -- winning with these sexy snaps we've put together for her special day. The reality star and influencer turned 27 today ... so it's the perfect time…
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