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About 30 restaurants are offering Veterans Day deals on Nov. 11, from Outback Steakhouse's free Bloomin' Onion to Buffalo Wild Wings' boneless wings.
A suspect was working at a Miami Beach Burger King when local police and U.S. Marshals arrested him over three alleged rapes reported in Central Park.
A car crashed into a food stand near a North Hollywood Metro bus stop on Tuesday, killing three and leaving multiple others critically injured.
Jaylen Brown gave Jayson Tatum the cold shoulder before tip-off in Philly, capping months of silence after a tense dinner confrontation in France.
A former West Point cadet drugged his girlfriend and forced abortion pills into her mouth and vagina, according to a lawsuit filed by the victim.
The Notre Dame Fighting Irish jumped six spots to No. 5 in the latest CFP rankings after their upset of No. 1 Miami, while Georgia takes the top spot now.
Stacy Keach's wife reveals the lengthy heart failure battle behind the iconic Mike Hammer actor's final days and his extraordinary courage.
Utah football climbed to No. 2 in the AP Poll after beating BYU Cougars in the Holy War, but ESPN analysts question their national championship hopes.
Markwayne Mullin says the Department of Homeland Security is deporting roughly 3,600 people a day and promises "zero change" after midterm elections.
Chiefs Kingdom is on baby watch after Brittany Mahomes announced baby No. 4 with beachside photos, fueling speculation over another metals name.
Satire
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Contrary to popular belief, Republican lawmakers are reportedly glad that they lost the election because now they will have an excuse for not getting anything done.
LAS VEGAS, NV — Colin Kaepernick briefly got his hopes up today after seeing an incoming call from an unknown number, only to discover it was about his car's extended warranty.
Elon Musk announced that Tesla will cease production of the Cybertruck in 2027, diverting resources to increase manufacturing of the company’s self-driving taxi, the Cybercab. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Witnesses were reportedly shocked to see a common sparrow chattering away on a tree branch, seemingly unconcerned that Republicans had lost both the House and Senate.
We've all been there, men. You're waiting in line outside GameStop, minding your own business, when a gorgeous Chinese woman walks up and asks you to dinner. You start dating, but the question lingers — could she actually be a spy?
WORLD — According to sources, the nations of the world have agreed to retire their existing military aircraft and return to WWII-era planes in an effort to make dogfights way cooler.
Support for unions in the United States is the highest it’s been in decades, prompted by the rise of AI and income inequality. The Onion examines the pros and cons of labor unions. PRO They’re the only reason you’re not handcuffed to a mine cart right now. They’re the best way to get over a
LOS ALTOS HILLS, CA—Ranting at length as he shared details about his stressful work life, NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang reportedly vented to his new Russian girlfriend Tuesday about the ongoing corporate investigation into his conduct at the company. “I’m telling you, Svetlana, you have no idea the
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SEATTLE—With its announcement of a new technology that company executives touted as the future of online shopping, retail giant Amazon confirmed Thursday that it would launch a new fleet of drones that continuously hover above potential customers until they order something. “This fully electric
U.S. — Theologians have clarified that all of creation does declare the glory of God, but with the notable exception of New Jersey.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Outgoing Congressman Thomas Massie took to the media yesterday to make one final push for a job as an MS NOW anchor.
MEMPHIS, TN—With a massive crowd gathering at the facility to witness a milestone event in the history of the species, Graceland celebrated this week as it welcomed the first-ever Elvis born in captivity. “After many years where we didn’t know if we would ever have another king, our visitors
WASHINGTON—According to administration sources, President Donald Trump gathered his Cabinet in the White House Situation Room on Friday to watch pornography, staring at a large-screen TV with laser focus while his advisors sat around him in hushed silence. “Operation horny MILF teacher bangs ho
IRVING, TX— Revealing his openness to disclosing sensitive corporate information if properly incentivized, Entenmann’s CEO Larry Dunford announced Monday that he was happy to share donut-related secrets with Chinese spies in exchange for sex. “I’ll tell you whatever you want to know: recipes
The Democrats retook the House, Senate, and many statewide offices after a massive wave of wins in the 2026 midterm election. The Onion breaks down the figures behind the Democrats’ “blue tsunami.” 54 Number of states Democrats now control ∞ Executive orders incoming $2.99 Price that swing v
WASHINGTON—Calling it a shortsighted decision that he would come to regret during his final two years in office, members of the GOP criticized President Donald Trump Monday for promoting Stephen Miller to serve as chief of staff over other, more qualified necrophiles. “The Republican Party has
Sports
What we're learned about Duke, Michigan State, Kentucky and Kansas at the Champions Classic.
Georgia leapt into the No. 1 spot of the College Football Playoff rankings on Tuesday night, unseating Miami.
Paul George scored 36 in his return to Philadelphia, overshadowing the clash between Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown in a Celtics rout.
The couple shared the news on a busy trade deadline day that also brought receiver Josh Downs to Kansas City.
Vikings are trading for quarterback Kirk Cousins, sending a 2027 third-round pick to the Raiders.
Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum kept their distance during pregame warmups ahead of Tuesday night's Celtics-76ers matchup, before Tatum tried to dap up Brown before tip but was given the cold shoulder from the 76ers forward.
No. 1 pick Fernando Mendoza was officially named the Raiders' starting quarterback Tuesday after the team traded Kirk Cousins to the Vikings.
Tyran Stokes, Kansas' five-star recruit who grew up in Louisville, Kentucky, said his dominant performance in the Jayhawks' 89-69 victory over Kentucky on Tuesday night in the Champions Classic nightcap at United Center in Chicago was "personal" for him.
Jeremy Fears Jr. finished with 18 points, seven rebounds and eleven assists in the Spartans' statement win vs. Duke on Tuesday night.
Although he did not play Tuesday night in his return to Winnipeg after being traded to New Jersey, goaltender Connor Hellebuyck was booed when he took the ice for the Devils' pregame warmup.
The latest free agency buzz and news from the MLB offseason.
Free agency and lockout talk were among the big topics as the GM meeting got underway in Las Vegas.
Pat Murphy from first-time World Series champion Milwaukee is the NL Manager of the Year
Check out the odds and what you need to know about the fourth annual NBA Cup, beginning Friday night.
Jeremy Fears Jr. had 18 points, 11 assists and seven rebounds as No. 5 Michigan State shut down No. 2 Duke for a rugged 79-73 win.
Arch Manning has faced familiar doubts before. After another slow start, the Texas quarterback is finding his rhythm again — and reminding everyone why expectations were so high.
The second set of College Football Playoff rankings were revealed on Tuesday, with the Georgia Bulldogs sitting at No. 1.
After the SEC announced this season’s championship game in Atlanta on Dec. 5 will be its last, Missouri head coach Eli Drinkwitz asked: What’s the point of conferences anymore?
Jordan Love's mastery and Drake Maye's interceptions headline this week's NFL QB Notebook.
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Tech
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How long they will last depends on a few factors.
A Roku isn't as sensitive to the chosen HDMI port as a game console or sound bar, but you should still choose the right one for the job.
The new laptop goes the extra mile to recreate the iconic feature.
You'll be able to access Visual Intelligence from a new tab in the tablet's Camera app.
The company's shares have plummeted in response to the exec's affair with an alleged Chinese spy.
This free app claims to defeat shader compilation in modern PC titles, but does it deliver? We tested it on games that are notorious for stuttering,
Xiaomi's HyperOS 4 update includes intriguing new features like Soft Light Glass, memory improvements and more, but the not everyone will get the perks.
A software update will tell users if they're affected and direct them to Meta's customer support for a full replacement.
Meta is starting to sell 3D films too.
Entertainment
A woman who claims to be a former volunteer Rutgers University student chapter Vice President of Turning Point USA says she was assaulted at one of their events in Maryland, however Turning Point denies their employees knew of the situation or were…
Tony Award nominee Stacy Keach has died at age 85. Keach passed away Tuesday at his home in Poland ... according to his wife Małgosia Tomassi. Tomassi said in a statement Keach died "after a long and difficult battle with a serious heart condition…
John Allen Rubio is set to be executed for the murders of his 3 children, whose decapitated bodies were discovered inside the family's Texas apartment. According to reports, John killed his 3-year-old Julissa Quesada, 14-month-old John E. Rubio,…
The students at Ole Miss believe the university isn't doing enough to combat racism on campus, especially after the racist ring camera video. The New York Times spoke to Ole Miss junior Lamarcus Lenoir -- who is Black -- who said the school's Black…
Kylie Jenner is facing yet another lawsuit from a former employee ... this time, a housekeeper claims she was bit by a dog, trapped inside a closet for over an hour and mistreated while working for the beauty mogul. According to court docs obtained…
Forget the facelift critics ... Meredith Marks apparently recovered in just 10 days, and showed up over the weekend looking so refreshed , nobody would've even guessed she'd gone under the knife! The 'Real Housewives of Salt Lake City' OG was…
Johnny Depp is making his return to the big screen ... but it comes with a major pay cut. Variety reports the actor filmed "Ebenezer" for a $5 million dollar salary -- which is just a tiny slice of what he was making on his big blockbusters.…
Meghan Markle's dad Thomas Markle Sr. has a brand new mugshot ... after allegedly cutting off his ankle monitor and landing himself back behind bars. Check out the newly released booking photo ... Meghan Markle's estranged father is seen sporting…
Usher and Chris Brown appear to have hit another snag on their joint tour ... with one of their upcoming Los Angeles concerts being scrapped amid their ongoing feud ... TMZ has learned. The R&B superstars were scheduled to perform at SoFi…
A roommate of the Ole Miss student who released video of fellow students making monkey noises at their ring camera says the girls claimed to be "stimming" during the offensive behavior. Bethany Joyy re-shared the viral video on Facebook, claiming…
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