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• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
• Watch moment WSJ journalist appears in Russian court
U.S. sanctions discussions key to Iran nuclear agreement as Deputy Foreign Minister Majid Takht-Ravanchi says ball is "in America's court"
Nancy Guthrie case DNA evidence emerges as FBI confirms black glove found two miles from her Tucson home appears to match glove worn by suspect in surveillance video.
Stephanie Pratt claimed her brother, reality star Spencer Pratt, is running for Los Angeles mayor to sell copies of his memoir and stay relevant in the media.
A New Mexico woman faces felony charges after she allegedly gave birth in a portable toilet before drowning the newborn in the holding tank.
Actor and former White House aide Kal Penn defended former President Barack Obama against criticism that he was not progressive enough during his two terms.
Anthony Edwards won the NBA All-Star MVP, as Team Stars defeated Team Stripes, 47-21, in a revamped tournament format featuring the game's best to play.
Free speech controversy erupts as the U.K.'s Crown Prosecution Service appeals the overturned conviction of Hamit Coskun, who burned a Quran outside the Turkish Consulate in London.
Dodgers' massive spending spree sparked MLB controversy as team built a $400M roster for their third straight World Series championship run this season.
Brooklyn Beckham shared a romantic Valentine's Day post with wife Nicola Peltz amid ongoing family tensions with parents David and Victoria Beckham.
Bill Maher mocked Interior Secretary Doug Burgum's environmental deregulation stance while appearing to mix up carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide in a monologue.
Satire
The Babylon Bee has put together an absolutely incredible set of Valentine's Day cards that your special someone will absolutely love. The best part? It's all free! Simply print, sign, and watch the romance happen.
U.S. — Customers were helpfully alerted by an Amazon product's 4.2 star rating that it is obviously total crap.
U.S. — The ghost of Jim Crow has expressed bewilderment and fury that his name is being used to describe black Americans voting with an ID.
PREDAZZO, ITALY—Calling the incident a flagrant violation of both the rules of the event and the fundamental constants of the universe, International Olympic Committee officials confirmed Saturday that the Finnish ski jumping team had been caught tampering with Earth’s gravitational field in an
WASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located. “This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New Y
FORT MYERS, FL—Arriving in their nicest cleats, freshly oiled gloves, and carefully applied eye black in hopes of dazzling their coaches and peers, Major League Baseball pitchers and catchers reported to the annual Spring Training Dance Friday, marking the official return of baseball ahead of full
TrumpRx has officially launched. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new government website. Q: What is TrumpRx? A: A strange line item you’ll see pop up on your credit card bill 15 times in a row. Q: What kinds of prescriptions can I get through TrumpRx? A: TrumpRx offers low
LEAWOOD, KS—Struggling to contain his shock and amazement Friday when he recognized a familiar face on TV, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly yelled to his fiancée, Taylor Swift, “Yo! Taylor! Have you seen this shit?” after happening upon a Lena Dunham sex scene for the firs
The bride (tacky) and groom (cheapskate) had a fucking cash bar at their reception.
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The U.S. economy experienced almost zero job growth in 2025, with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data indicating that the U.S. economy added only 181,000 jobs compared to 1.46 million in 2024. What do you think?
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Sports
Thanks to a buzzer-beater move befitting of Michael Jordan, Tyler Reddick won the biggest race in NASCAR.
Anthony Edwards led Team Stars to a victory in the revamped NBA All-Star Game, earning MVP honors after a refreshingly competitive display by the stars involved.
Jerome Tang, who led Kansas State to the Elite Eight in his first season but has failed to replicate that success in his three seasons since, was fired for cause by the school.
The Seahawks are expected to hire 49ers tight ends coach Brian Fleury as their offensive coordinator, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Sunday.
Tyler Reddick won the Daytona 500 in a car owned by Michael Jordan when Chase Elliott crashed as he and Reddick were battling for the win.
Celtics star Jaylen Brown said the City of Beverly Hills' explanation for shutting down his brand event Saturday night was "completely false."
No. 4 Oklahoma hit two grand slams in an inning en route to a 34-0 softball rout of UTEP that came within one run of tying the Sooners' record for runs in a game.
Sunday's win at Pebble Beach was the seventh PGA Tour victory for Collin Morikawa -- but his first since Oct. 22, 2023.
Which teams will make a splash move? Which teams must make adjustments? We answered big offseason questions.
Auston Matthews scored twice and set up Zach Werenski's goal with a textbook pass, Connor Hellebuyck stopped 23 of the 24 shots he faced, and the U.S. defeated Germany 5-1 on Sunday night to finish group play at the Olympics unbeaten.
The NBA's GOAT found himself on top of the NASCAR world Sunday at the Daytona 500 thanks to Tyler Reddick's win.
FOX Sports' Casey Jacobsen shares his latest men's college hoops rankings with several big moves this week.
Tyler Reddick and Michael Jordan have a lot to celebrate after getting into Victory Lane at the Daytona 500.
Kansas State fired basketball coach Jerome Tang on Sunday night.
Sunday's Daytona 500 was relatively smooth-sailing through the first 123 laps, and then "The Big One" happened.
Michael Jordan has won his seventh title, or at least that's how he's feeling after Tyler Reddick's Daytona 500 victory.
Brad Keselowski is very unhappy with Riley Herbst's strategy at the end of the Daytona 500, calling it one of the dumbest things he's seen.
Cristiano Ronaldo returned to Al-Nassr's starting line-up and scored against Al-Fateh after missing two matches amid a dispute over finances and transfer backing in the Saudi Pro League.
Michael Jordan was overjoyed celebrating Tyler Reddick's 2026 Daytona 500 win.
Virginia star Ugonna Onyenso landed himself on Gus Johnson's "Got It" team following his performance vs. Ohio State on Saturday.
Tech
Hideki Sato, who led the design of Sega's beloved consoles from the '80s and '90s, died on Friday, according to the Japanese gaming site Beep21. He was 77. Sato worked with Sega from 1971 until the early 2000s, but he's best known for his involvement in the development of the Sega arcade games and h
If you've been wondering what's next for Netflix's Terminator Zero in the time since its first season, we finally have an update, and it's a bummer. Responding to a fan on social media, showrunner Mattson Tomlin said this weekend that the show has been canceled. Despite being generally well received
At a staggering starting price of $6,999, you have a better chance of buying a bicycle in Cerulean City than getting your hands on the official Pokémon pinball machine. The collaboration between The Pokémon Company International and Stern Pinball is undoubtedly nostalgic, letting you battle with a
The hardest choice to make for building your next MacBook might be selecting a color. According to Bloomberg's Mark Gurman, Apple has tested colors including light yellow, light green, blue and pink for its next entry-level MacBook that's aimed at students and enterprise users.
Beyond the more vibra
We're still waiting for Apple CarPlay compatibility for Tesla EVs, but it's been pushed back thanks to a slight hitch with iOS 26, according to Bloomberg's Mark Gurman. In the latest Power On newsletter, Gurman said that Tesla's plans to adopt CarPlay have been delayed due to app compatibility issue
We found the iPhone Air to have a pretty decent battery life for such a thin-and-light phone, somewhere in the region of 27 hours if you’re continuously streaming video. But it's still a phone, arguably your most used device on a daily basis, so you may need to top it up during the day if you're u
Good deals on Apple products aren’t as frequent as we’d like them to be, but if there’s one of the company’s products that does seem to enjoy pretty regular price cuts, it’s the AirTag. Right now you can pick up a four-pack of Apple’s diminutive first-generation Bluetooth trackers for $6
You can find a lot of good deals for Presidents’ Day, but to say it’s a tech-deal boon would be an overstatement. The best Presidents’ Day deals are usually on mattresses, appliances and furniture, but you can find some decent tech sales thrown in as well. This year, Presidents’ Day comes ri
MicroSD Express cards are still a little hard to find, considering they're pretty new and only really started becoming popular last year once the Switch 2 came out. These upgraded versions of microSD cards are the only ones compatible with the Switch 2 for expanding its storage, os if you're already
Anker rolled out a bunch of new chargers and other gear at CES 2026, including a cute one that's already on sale. The new Nano charger with smart display, which is an upgrade to the existing Nano charger in Anker's lineup, is on sale for $30 right now. That's $10 off the regular price.
The 45W char
You can never truly empty a box. Why? Zero-point energy.
From flagship and budget to flipping and folding, Samsung’s Galaxy range spans the breadth of the smartphone cosmos. WIRED’s here to help you make your choice.
Beyond mistakes or nonsense, deliberately bad information being injected into AI search summaries is leading people down potentially harmful paths.
Windows laptops have never been so good, and they're only going to get better as we move through 2026.
This FDA-cleared red-light helmet helps spur hair growth and is Bluetooth-enabled with a comfortable design. But don’t expect results overnight.
Bobsledders rely a lot on specialized equipment to perform well and stay safe during the "Formula 1 of ice.” Here’s a quick guide.
Should you splurge on the new Series 11, or will the SE 3 do? Let us help you figure out which version to get (and which to avoid).
With over a decade of experience in reviewing gaming laptops, here’s my rundown of what to consider before pulling the trigger.
Plus: Meta plans to add face recognition to its smart glasses, Jared Kushner named as part of whistleblower’s mysterious national security complaint, and more.
Whether you have privacy concerns or you just want to freely tinker, these are our favorite alternatives to stock Android.
Entertainment
North West's future is looking bright and so is her hair. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's daughter stepped out in NYC rocking a vivid wig while hitting up the Alexander Wang store with a group of friends Saturday. The crew looked straight up rocker…
'TODAY' show anchor Savannah Guthrie is begging her mom Nancy's kidnapper to bring her home in a new video where she urges whoever took her that it's "never too late to do the right thing." In the new clip, Savannah delivers an emotional plea in a…
Bianca Censori could be taking the witness stand soon ... at least if a former Kanye West employee gets his way. According to new court documents, obtained by TMZ, Tony Saxon -- the ex-project manager suing Kanye over the chaotic Malibu mansion…
Former President Barack Obama made his first public appearance since the viral video President Trump posted, depicting Barack and former First Lady Michelle Obama as apes -- sitting courtside at the NBA All-star game Sunday. It's good to see the…
Anybody can spot a famous actor or actress, but it takes a true expert to recognize the players behind the camera ... can you guess who this executive producer is? This TV creator started his career on a 'Wayward' path but eventually moved on to…
The Daytona 500 honored Greg Biffle in a tear-jerking 3-minute video Sunday after the late NASCAR driver tragically perished in a plane crash that also claimed the lives of his wife and children last year. In the clip, which aired live and was…
Brooklyn Beckham didn't just send roses this Valentine’s Day ... he's sending a statement. Brooklyn took to Instagram Sunday with a gushing tribute to wife Nicola Peltz, promising to "always protect" her in a post that felt equal parts romantic…
Kristin Cabot -- one half of the duo who went viral after getting caught cozying up at a Coldplay concert last year -- is doing some serious image rehab in Florida ... stepping out in a revealing blue bikini. The former Astronomer chief people…
Cain Velasquez -- a former UFC heavyweight champion -- has been reunited with his family after spending 11 months locked up for allegedly attempting to shoot a man accused of molesting one of his family members. In video shared to X, you see the…
Authorities are using advanced Bluetooth detection technology as part of the search for Nancy Guthrie, who has been missing for two weeks. A Pima County Sheriff's Department helicopter has been flying in a low, methodical grid pattern over the…
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