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Republican Sen. Roger Marshall and Democrat Adam Hamilton clashed over Trump, transgender athletes and AI in a heated Kansas Senate debate on Wednesday.
A viral video shared by Tom Miranda captures a coyote launching itself into the air to snatch a pear off a tree with incredible vertical lift.
Screencaps covers Paige and former Peloton instructor Kendall Toole teaming up for golf content that's blowing up in group chats everywhere.
Bernie Sanders blasted NBA ticket prices after the Boston Celtics and Detroit Pistons opened the new season, noting 26 of 30 owners are billionaires.
Washington Post reports White House holds up Patriot interceptor transfers to Ukraine while Russian missiles keep falling on Ukrainian cities.
A Silver Rail Elementary teacher described being shot at close range and pretending to be dead as the Bend, Oregon, school shooting unfolded.
White House counsel William Scharf gave Politico 48 hours to retract its reporting claiming President Donald Trump was mulling replacing chief of staff Susie Wiles.
Americans are being warned by the State Department that they could face wrongful detention and exit bans in China, with some travelers trapped for years without recourse.
Aldrea Rogers was allegedly driving 82 mph in a 35 mph zone when she crashed into a car carrying two Southern Methodist University graduates.
Chris Pratt reveals how Christian faith shapes his fatherhood with four kids as he and Constance Wu discuss "The Terminal List" Season 2 on Prime Video.
Satire
An Ohio woman sued a hospital after surgeons there allegedly amputated the wrong leg, mistakenly removing her left leg instead of the intended right. What do you think?
The post Surgeons Amputate Wrong Leg appeared first on The Onion.
NEW ORLEANS—In an effort to boost attendance and reach new fans, the New Orleans Pelicans announced Tuesday an upcoming “Basketball Night” promotion honoring the popular sport. “Fans at the game on Mar. 11 will not only get to see their hometown Pelicans, but they’ll also get a chance to
Christianity has existed for almost 2,000 years, but no decade in its history has proven so rich as the 1990s. Consider these ancient relics from the past. Can you identify them?
NAPERVILLE, IL — Dozens of neighborhood trick-or-treaters were left completely unprepared Tuesday evening after local resident Burt Ostler unexpectedly opted for "trick" when presented with the classic Halloween ultimatum.
ALPHARETTA, GA — A full-time Baptist and part-time baseball fan is reportedly struggling ahead of the coming World Series matchup between the Milwaukee Brewers and the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, unsure whether to root for the team named after beers or the team named after devils.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — After a raid on her home by federal agents from the Department of Homeland Security, U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar has expressed regret over hiring an immigration attorney from the Quality Citizeship Center.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Homeland Security brought in famed television host Maury Povich to reveal the results of Representative Ilhan Omar's DNA test.
Gen. Randy George, the Army chief of staff since ousted by Defense Secretary Hegseth, warned of critically low stockpiles of U.S. interceptor missiles two months before the Iran War started, estimating the shortage would last until 2030. What do you think?
The post Fired General Warned Of Missile Sh
U.S. — Socialists around the country voiced their deep criticism this week of Elon Musk's plan to voluntarily redistribute his wealth to the nation's children.
SALEM, OR — After the tragic elementary school attack in the city of Bend, Oregon lawmakers have gathered in a renewed effort to ban the sort of gun that was used to take down the school shooter.
Beyond its laws and leaders, what has allowed the United States to prosper for so long is the unique physiology of its most ardent citizens. Here is a complete diagram of a patriot's brain.
The post Diagram Of A Patriot’s Brain appeared first on The Onion.
With the election fast approaching, the stakes for democracy couldn’t be clearer. We’re deciding the fate of our country for the next two years. Because of that, some voters will base their decisions purely on party. Others have specific issues in mind. But for me there’s only one issue that m
SALT LAKE CITY—Emphasizing that the ban on electronic recording devices was a rule, not a suggestion, singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers reportedly sent a warning to fans at the Delta Center on Wednesday by executing a phone on stage. “Well, well, well, what do we have here?” said Bridgers, hol
WASHINGTON—In a new attempt to promote efficiency and unity in the way the Americans communicate, President Donald Trump issued an executive order Wednesday that designated shaking an empty beer can at one’s wife as the official language of the United States. “With the overwhelming majority of
The post Fans Worry Achilles Tear May Not Be End Of Ben Simmons’ Career appeared first on The Onion.
NEW YORK—Frantically fluffing pillows and folding blankets in preparation for unannounced visitors, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was spotted tidying up her apartment this week in case federal agents stopped by for a raid. “You never know when you’re going to have sudden company come breaking
The post Is Pete Hegseth’s Bold Pledge To ‘Kill Everyone’ By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream? appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Check out the matchups and expert predictions for both championship fights at UFC 333 in Abu Dhabi.
Even at 38 years old, UFC featherweight champion Alexander Volkanovski says he will deliver one of the finest performances of his career at UFC 333.
Angel Reese kept the Dream rolling in Game 3 with a 97-71 win as Atlanta took a 2-1 lead over the Valkyries in the WNBA Finals.
Yaxel Lendeborg said it was an "interesting first game for me" after defending the Lakers superstar in his professional debut.
The Clippers are determined to stay together in the absence of banned owner Steve Ballmer and started the season by routing the Kings 121-96.
Following an opening night blowout loss to the Timberwolves, Giannis Antetokounmpo preached trust as the primary area that needs improvement for the new-look Heat.
Hall of Fame college basketball coach Bob Huggins has a progressive cognitive condition that is affecting his memory and aspects of his daily life, his family said.
Enes Kanter Freedom was denied entry to Game 3 of the WNBA Finals, according to a video he posted to social media, after he refused to sit in a private suite arranged for him by the Dream and State Farm Arena in response to his safety concerns.
Louisville's Flory Bidunga said he expected Jayhawks fans to taunt him Wednesday night, but Kansas coach Bill Self said the use of profanity crossed a line.
From LeBron's trophies to Savannah's heartbeat necklace, the couple talked about the things that meant the most to them.
We dive into your Week 6 hot takes, putting Bills skepticism, Rams fraudulence and a certain Super Bowl matchup to the test.
Check out the lines for every Week 7 matchup in the NFL.
A deep dive into Arch Manning's college tape elucidates how he's struggling and why his NFL draft stock might be tumbling.
Here are FOX Sports' expert picks and predictions for Week 8 of the college football season.
Josh Allen is playing elite again, and Kenneth Walker is on track to break the rushing record. However, we have another player leading the MVP race.
After diving into the All-22 coaches' film from Week 6, Bucky Brooks examines three new developments to watch.
Sam LaPorta’s time in Detroit could be coming to an end as the tight end's contract negotiations loom.
Here’s the latest from around the NFL on Wednesday.
Nick Wright has the 49ers atop his Week 7 tiers, with the Chiefs right behind them, and a history lesson Wright says should worry San Francisco.
Not every team will trade a player ahead of the deadline, but we look at the possible trade candidate for all 32 squads.
Tech
If you're willing to let AI book or buy things on your behalf, 1Password just made that easier.
Insta360 has a new wireless mic that combines some features of its existing 'pro' mics with a cheaper price.
Step one in convincing people to live with robots with cameras on their faces? Disguise them as cute home decor.
Roku has released its Pro Series LX OLED TVs, which are now available on Amazon in 55 and 65-inch variants.
In an ocean of boring microphones, Insta360's Mic adds a (customizable) pop of color.
With pricing in flux and new models available, here’s which Surface Laptop and Surface Pro to buy.
An earnings briefing on Wednesday revealed ad revenue has slowed since the European Union introduced the Less-Personalized Ads model at the beginning of this year.
A portable keyboard and kickstand make it a viable emergency workstation—even if iOS still gets in the way.
A host of election-denying candidates are running for attorney general in states across the country.
After testing multiple models, I’m convinced voice control belongs on the family calendar. Greenlight’s Family Hub shows why.
The new open-source model speaks the language of DNA and can help researchers understand the effects of any changes on gene activity and health.
Goldmund’s $240,000 Mimesis Statement is an exercise in extreme Swiss sound engineering—and only one part of a $1.5 million audio setup.
Tesla wants to sell Cybercabs to other transport companies before the year ends.
Fortnite is back on the App Store in Australia after a federal court ordered Apple to open its iOS ecosystem up to competition.
Amazon Web Services logged attempts to leverage the internet-melting PHP2Shell bugs four days ago. They’re now being “broadly exploited” across the internet.
Meta’s board feared that its CEO’s departure could disrupt the company’s AI ambitions. A new stock agreement gives him financial incentives to stay put.
Zuckerberg expects the agent will generate more revenue per user than the company's apps.
Bose sees the company as a way to reach a wider audience.
Any chores that a cleaner might do are no longer deemed reasonable requests for visitors.
Anthropic subscribers in the US can join a waitlist to try the company's new agent.
Entertainment
North West is being a baddie for Halloween ... channeling none other than Natalie Nunn from "Bad Girls Club" fame! That's right ... the 13-year-old daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West put together her best Natalie Nunn costume -- and she…
Former NBA star Enes Kanter Freedom was kicked out of Wednesday night's WNBA Finals game while trying to access the seats he paid for. It all started when Enes received a call, seemingly from a league security officer .... who told him the WNBA's…
Ella Langley is putting her own spin on one of Dolly Parton's biggest hits ... delivering a sultry rendition of "Jolene" in honor of the late country music legend. Ella took the stage Wednesday night in Nashville for "CMA Presents I Will Always…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Halloween's been slowly sneaking up on us ... and now it's right around the corner. But if you don't have your costume picked out yet, don't panic! You still have some…
The suspect's family in the Bend, Oregon school shooting was apparently no stranger to local authorities before the tragic incident earlier this month ... as we've learned cops were called out to the 16-year-old's family home in the years prior. In…
Fresh off Kim Kardashian's 46th birthday, we're celebrating the next best thing to her sizzling snaps: her most iconic Halloween costumes through the years! Mermaid, Cher and "Clueless" are just a taste of Kim K’s killer Halloween costume…
Before this sweet girl turned into a Disney star, she was just dressing up as Belle from "Beauty and the Beast." In 2015, she played the daughter of the Evil Queen in Disney's musical fantasty film "Descendants." She hit the stage with Hailee…
Ilhan Omar is addressing the longstanding allegation she married her brother to commit immigration fraud. During an interview with MS NOW's Chris Hayes, the Minnesota congresswoman was asked whether her former husband, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, is…
John Anderson, the legendary country singer known for hits like "Swingin'" and "Straight Tequila Night," has died ... according to his family. The Country Music Hall of Famer's family announced his death Wednesday in a statement shared on his…
Newly released bodycam footage shows the chaotic moments leading up to a Mississippi police officer fatally shooting a 1-year-old boy during a suspected shoplifting incident at Walmart. The disturbing video captures officers rushing into the…
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