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Marines from North Carolina are heading to Florida as part of a 700-personnel deployment requested by DHS to support ICE operations, performing non-law enforcement duties.
US Department of Justice uncovers North Korean IT workers using false identities to infiltrate American companies, including defense contractors, prompting DPRK criticism.
Trump reveals plans for a UFC championship fight at the White House during America's 250th birthday, continuing his close relationship with Dana White.
NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani listed himself as Black on a Columbia application but later said he wasn’t, according to reporting from the New York Times.
Ex-NBA player Ben McLemore was convicted on rape charges in Oregon after a jury trial. Prosecutors said the victim was assaulted while unconscious after heavy drinking.
Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons is calling out the hypocrisy of progressive Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., who said the agency is "acting like a terrorist force."
Trump says economy will ‘rocket’ after signing 'big beautiful bill': ‘It’s going to be really great’
President Donald Trump said his "big beautiful bill" will turn the U.S. into "a rocket ship" after Congress passed what he called the biggest bill of its kind ever signed.
ICE arrested Honduran criminal Olivin Martinez Coto on Long Island after evading a 44-year sentence for aggravated femicide, as border apprehensions drop under Trump.
MLB is investigating the Cleveland Guardians' Luis Ortiz over gambling concerns after a betting integrity firm flagged unusual action on specific pitches in his June starts.
Chicago Tribune editorial warns of Illinois' aging population, citing outmigration of young adults and declining birth rates as threats to the state's economic future.
Satire
According to rumors, Disney and Lucasfilm are looking at rebooting the beloved Indiana Jones film series sans Harrison Ford, leading fans to speculate what dramatic changes are in store for everyone's favorite archaeologist. The Babylon Bee is here with all the details.
HELL — A wailing, screeching sound was heard from the Devil's office today following the defunding of Planned Parenthood by the United States Government.
Yo, get a load of this guy!
WORLD — Millions of people instantly died today after the Big, Beautiful Bill passed Congress.
King Charles will retire the “royal train,” a private rail line established in 1840 to transport members of the royal family across Britain, in an attempt to modernize the monarchy and cut down on costs. What do you think?
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PHILADELPHIA — After a tense round of voting, the Continental Congress passed a resolution to shorten the title of the Big Beautiful Declaration of Independence to simply Declaration of Independence.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a sickening display of cold-heartedness, American leftists are demanding that immigrants stay in the evil, oppressive regime of the United States.
CHICAGO — Chicago native Matthew Hayes reportedly defied all odds this week by not being shot.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A local journalist stayed up late into the night trying to settle on the right way to report on Trump's "Big, Beautiful Bill." He is currently torn on whether to compare the bill to Jim Crow or the Holocaust.
President Donald Trump’s budget megabill is in the House of Representatives after being narrowly passed by the Senate. Here are the key items in “The One Big Beautiful Bill Act.” Funding for something called “The Facility.” Smaller, phone booth–sized detention boxes on every American str
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CHICAGO—Emphasizing the constraints of God’s healing hands, a new study published Thursday in the Journal Of The American Medical Association found that the curative power of prayer was limited exclusively to genital warts. “Our data revealed that while people attempt to cure a host of medical
LOS ANGELES—Revealing new details about the highly anticipated film, actor and producer Jared Leto teased Wednesday that the villain in Tron: Ares would be a teenage girl who lies for attention. “If you thought Clu was scary in the last film, just wait until you meet Kaylee,” said Leto, who sh
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Tinder is rolling out a mandatory Face Check feature in California, prompting users to undergo a biometric face scan to verify their identity before they can use the app. What do you think?
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NEW YORK—Calling it a “historic moment” in women’s basketball history, the WNBA announced Wednesday that the league would expand into three more cities as its Caitlin Clark cloning experiment neared completion. “Soon, Cleveland, Detroit, and Philadelphia will reap the rewards of our effort
Sports
Real Madrid are open to letting forward Rodrygo leave, with Arsenal ready to swoop. Transfer Talk has the latest news, gossip and rumors.
It seems to happen every transfer window now, but strikers are dominating the rumor mill once again.
An emotional Portugal side took on Spain, while Italy beat Belgium. Here's what you need to know from Thursday's Euro 2025 action.
We went through every NFL draft since 1967 and named the best selection at every slot, from Peyton Manning at No. 1 to Brock Purdy at No. 262.
The Aces shot 26.2% and were routed 81-54 by the Fever on Thursday night, causing coach Becky Hammon to call it "one of the worst games I've ever seen."
The family of Mexican boxer Julio César Chávez Jr. said it had "full confidence in his innocence" after he was arrested by U.S. immigration officers and set to be deported to Mexico.
President Trump said Thursday that he's thinking of staging a UFC match on the White House grounds with upward of 20,000 spectators to celebrate 250 years of American independence.
A woman is in jail after she and a former financial adviser were accused of stealing millions of dollars from former Dolphins safety Reshad Jones.
Cheryl Reeve of the Minnesota Lynx and Sandy Brondello of the New York Liberty were tapped on Thursday as the head coaches for the upcoming WNBA All-Star Game.
Free agent center Jaxson Hayes agreed on a one-year deal to return to the Los Angeles Lakers, sources told ESPN.
Check out the best moments between the Kansas City Royals and the Seattle Mariners.
Check out the best moments between the San Francisco Giants and the Arizona Diamondbacks.
Bobby Witt Jr. makes incredible slide to avoid tag at home plate to extend Royals' lead vs. Mariners
Bobby Witt Jr. made an incredible slide that avoided the Seattle Mariners' tag at home plate that extended the Kansas City Royals' lead to 3-1.
Check out the best moments between the New York Yankees and the Toronto Blue Jays.
Check out the best moments between the Detroit Tigers and the Washington Nationals.
Check out the best moments between the Cleveland Guardians and the Chicago Cubs.
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Check out the best moments between the Los Angeles Angels and the Atlanta Braves.
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Freddie Freeman drove in Shohei Ohtani and Mookie Betts with his second double of the game that extended the Los Angeles Dodgers' lead against the Chicago White Sox.
Tech
Apple has just three smartwatches in its current lineup. We think the flagship Apple Watch Series 10 is the best for most people, but athletes and outdoor enthusiasts might be happier with the Apple Watch Ultra 2. The budget model, the Apple Watch SE, offers a surprising array of features for the pr
Apple devices tend to be fairly high-quality — the company's gear currently occupies the top spots in several of our buying guides, from laptops and tablets to smartphones and smartwatches. Which means that gear usually doesn't come cheap. We keep a running list of the best Apple deals out there.
More than six months after TikTok was briefly banned, we still don't know exactly what its fate in the US will be. But we do have new insight into the legal wrangling that has allowed Apple, Google and other platforms to continue to support the app.
If you remember, TikTok was only "banned" for a ma
Newly disclosed records show Attorney General Pam Bondi gave cover to not only Apple and Google, but also several other companies that help TikTok operate in the US.
Amazon Prime Day is next week, but we’ve already found great early deals on WIRED-tested products at some of their lowest prices ever.
We still think getting a live TV streaming service is a better deal than paying for cable — but the gulf between the two options is narrowing. Now that many of the major providers go for more than $80 per month, it’s not the amazing deal it once was. Still, live TV streaming plans have no contra
IARPA director Rick Muller is departing after just over a year at the R&D unit that invests in emerging technologies of potential interest to agencies like the NSA and the CIA, WIRED has learned.
E Ink, the company behind the highly readable displays you'll find in ereaders the world over, has created a new touchscreen trackpad for some reason. And rather than act as an extension of your laptop's screen, E Ink thinks it should be a dedicated home for AI interactions.
The new touchscreen trac
The best value in security cameras is back. This early Prime Day deal has two Blink Mini 2 cameras for only $35. That's half off — and $5 less than you'd usually pay for only one of them. This matches a Black Friday record low for the pair.
The Blink Mini 2 is a recent offering, arriving in 2024.
At the start of last year, Crunchyroll President Rahul Purini told The Verge the company was "very focused on testing" generative AI tools for subtitling and captioning speech to text. The comment came just months after the streamer temporarily took down the debut episode of one of its newest shows
Liquid Glass is a huge new change coming to iOS 26. (Apple)
Get ready because Apple iOS 26 (not iOS 19) is headed your way this fall with some cool new features you'll want to try. What's most exciting? The fresh home and lock screen redesign we've been waiting to see for years. Dubbed Liquid Glass,
Snoopy Presents: A Summer Musical, Bono: Stories of Surrender, and Blitz are just a few of the movies you should be watching on Apple TV+ this month.
EA's beleaguered online shooter Anthem is shutting down for good on January 12, 2026. The game will be removed from the company's storefront ahead of that on August 15. It'll be available for download after that date so long as it's already in your library.
Some aspects of the game have already begu
Microsoft isn't the only gaming company talking about layoffs this week. MindsEye developer Build a Rocket Boy (BARB) notified around 300 employees that they risk losing their jobs. However, the drama doesn't end there. The studio has reportedly blamed saboteurs for its woes… again.
BARB workers p
The platform, which allows users to anonymously share the locations of ICE agents, is currently the third-most-downloaded iPhone app.
Customs and Border Protection is asking companies to pitch tools for performing deep analysis on the contents of devices seized at the US border.
Nearly 12 million people could lose health care coverage if the bill gets passed and signed by Trump, while hospitals would be hit hard by Medicaid cuts.
The new dating sim’s characters range from polyamorous to asexual, but none of them are human.
The company has a dizzying array of streaming sticks, boxes, and soundbars to choose from, but don’t worry—these are the ones to buy.
How many ports do you need? What does 4K UHD even mean? Here’s everything you need to know.
Entertainment
No need for lighting a match -- these spirited stars in American Flag swimsuits are so dang hot they'll ignite your fireworks! Can you guess the red, white and blue bikini babe in each photo? Approach these reality stars, athletes and everything in…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. "Life finds a way" ... and so does Universal when it comes to dropping new merch for the "Jurassic World" franchise. With "Jurassic World Rebirth" out in theaters now,…
American actress Marley Shelton was just 19 years old when she landed the role of Wendy Peffercorn -- the hot lifeguard in the red bikini ... and Squints' girl crush -- in the 1993 film "The Sandlot." Shelton shared the big screen with Mike Vitar…
Caitlyn Jenner's longtime friend and manager, Sophia Hutchins, is dead following a tragic ATV accident near Caitlyn's home ... TMZ has learned. Sophia was pronounced dead Wednesday morning in Malibu, according to law enforcement and family sources.…
Flavor Flav is calling for the United States to ban all firearms ... he says the country is caught in a "epidemic of gun violence with no sign we can stop or change course." The rapper called on a gun ban in an op-ed in Newsweek ... Flav says he…
A couple bonehead youth baseball coaches from Illinois got fired after getting buck naked and running the bases in the nude at a tournament in New York. Video circulating on social media shows two men streaking at one of the ballfields at…
It's monkey see monkey do for Tom Brady and his daughter Vivian ... because after she jumped off the top deck of a yacht, he followed suit ... and it's all on video. TB12 is doing the mega yacht thing off the coast of Ibiza and he just shared one…
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom haven't said a peep publicly about their split ... save for some cryptic social media posts ... but now they're having their teams do their dirty work. The former couple's reps just released a joint statement to Us…
Michael Madsen's sons are gathering outside his Malibu home where he was found dead ... the emotions are coming out, and it's all on video. The 'Kill Bill' actor's four sons -- Christian, Max, Luke and Kalvin -- hugged and embraced Tuesday at their…
Clayton Howard, one of the male escorts prosecutors say Diddy hired, is dragging Diddy and Cassie to court ... and he says Cassie gave him a sexually transmitted disease and got an abortion after he got her pregnant. Howard, who says he went by…
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