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SpaceX, NASA and Boeing prove innovation depends on factories and workforce advancement to stay competitive, not just research and development.
The United States admitted nearly 70,000 Afghan evacuees on humanitarian parole, but five years later, most still lack permanent legal status.
U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers found seven packages of fentanyl hidden inside an electric moped at the San Ysidro border crossing.
A NYPD officer is the first convicted under New York City's chokehold ban enacted after George Floyd's killing, facing up to seven years in prison.
Isabelle Johnson was arrested in Cottondale after a 45-day multistate manhunt spanning Florida, Georgia and Alabama for the suspect accused in Jason Coulthart's murder.
Three detransitioners say doctors pushed puberty blockers, testosterone and double mastectomy on them as teens without adequate mental health screening.
Angel Reese was hit in the face by Aaliyah Edwards during the Atlanta Dream's blowout win over the Connecticut Sun, leading to a Flagrant 1 upgrade.
The Field of Dreams MLB game featured 26 Hall of Fame players walking through the iconic cornfield before Kyle Schwarber's leadoff blast stole the show.
Anthony Richardson threw an interception and fumbled in the Colts' preseason opener, raising more questions about his future as a backup quarterback.
The White House report identifies over 40 countries posing elevated transshipment risk as China routes goods through third nations to dodge tariffs.
Satire
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LOS ANGELES, CA — As heated debate continued to rage across the nation and on Capitol Hill over legislation designed to secure U.S. elections, former Vice President Kamala Harris issued a dire warning that the SAVE America Act could result in America being saved.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A special WNBA task force announced on Thursday that they had been unable to define a woman after several hours of meetings led to a stalemate on where to go to lunch.
WASHINGTON—Blasting the 2-year-old’s incessant lying to the American people, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Thursday slammed her toddler son over baseless accusations that the caterpillar was very hungry. “Time and time again, this vindictive child has served up fabrications r
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani's planned city-managed grocery stores were reportedly set to feature an exclusive "Queue Where You Wait For Loaves Of Leavened Flour Products", the mayor's office confirmed on Thursday.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions.
America's 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it's so much more! For example, the state bird is a lark bunting. Bet you didn't know that.
NEW YORK, NY — Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women's National Basketball Association decided to bring in a revered Supreme Court Justice to help settle the question.
BOSTON, MA — The state's Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech in front of the state Capitol on Thursday morning, further emphasizing their commitment to promoting child sacrifice.
Surveillance company Flock’s automatic license plate readers, which are used by over 5,000 law enforcement agencies across 49 states, are generating controversy. The Onion examines the pros and cons of the technology. PRO Helps police officers violates civil rights far faster than if they were wor
MCCOOK, IL—Complaining that he couldn’t even walk down the street without being mistaken for a world-class basketball player, doughy Eastern European immigrant Vukašin Petrović told reporters Thursday that he was tired of everyone assuming he was an NBA superstar. “Just because I’m a 6-fo
WASHINGTON—Surrounded on all sides by overturned furniture, ripped-out desk drawers, and dozens of loose items flung wildly from their shelves, President Donald Trump reportedly tore up the White House on Thursday in a frantic search for more munitions. “Come on, come on, there’s gotta be one
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Scientists have for the first time used AI to create viruses that don’t exist in nature, a milestone that has prompted hopes for medical breakthroughs and fears of new biological threats. What do you think?
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Kirk Devine, 45, passed away in a hot-air balloon explosion last Wednesday. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that mourners find and return Devine’s body parts.
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PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg reportedly smothered his metaverse avatar Thursday using a digital pillow. According to sour
Sports
Galatasaray striker Victor Osimhen could be on his way to Premier League champions Arsenal. Transfer Talk has the latest.
After Rodri led Spain to World Cup glory, it's no surprise that Barcelona and Real Madrid both want him. Will he move this summer or remain at Man City?
Does Josh Allen have the league's strongest arm? Is Lamar Jackson still the most unstoppable QB rusher? And where does Caleb Williams stand among the best improvisers?
The NFL preseason is underway! How did rookies and players in new places perform in their debuts?
Jackie Young scored 32 points to help the Aces clinch a playoff berth with an 83-76 win over the Mystics on Thursday night.
The pageantry before the Field of Dreams game featured 26 members of the Hall of Fame emerging from the outfield corn just as the ghost players did in the movie.
LSU's DJ Pickett says he has no plans to change out of the No. 5 amid pushback from Jayden Daniels, with the Commanders' QB saying the situation won't be a distraction.
With the 2026-27 NBA schedule dropping Thursday, teams creatively shared their respective games for the new campaign.
Terrion Arnold, who sources told NFL Network plans to sign a one-year deal with the Seahawks, also had visited the Texans, Saints and Giants before choosing the Seahawks.
Dodgers closer Edwin Diaz blew his third save in his past four chances Thursday night, but manager Dave Roberts said he'd stick with him as closer, lamenting that the team lacks better options.
Here's what you need to know from Thursday around the NFL.
Fernando Mendoza made his case to be the Raiders' QB1 as he had a few strong moments playing around an improved Las Vegas offense.
Cade Cavalli took a no-hitter into the seventh inning, and the Washington Nationals beat the Chicago Cubs 7-0 to avoid a three-game sweep.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Former Detroit Lions CB Terrion Arnold has reportedly agreed to sign with the Seattle Seahawks.
The 2026-27 NBA season starts Oct. 20 with three Opening Night games. See the full tripleheader, start times and other key season dates.
See the complete 2026 NBA Cup schedule, including Group Play dates, all 60 matchups, quarterfinals, semifinals and the championship.
See the complete 2026 NBA Christmas Day schedule, including all five matchups, start times and the Knicks-Spurs NBA Finals rematch.
Jesse Minter has big shoes to fill replacing John Harbaugh and big expectations to meet as he takes over a Super Bowl contender. Is he ready?
Geoff Schwartz delivers his best bets for the NFC North ahead of the rapidly approaching NFL season.
Tech
Ground Truth makes the shared rental bikes harder to pedal through rent-burdened neighborhoods, offering a tangible way for people to experience income inequality.
It’s amazing how few compromises Dell made to get the new XPS 13 down to $700, but I strongly recommend the $900 model, which comes with 16 GB of RAM.
A massive new gas plant in Texas will be built with much less efficient technology than regular gas plants. It’s far from the only data center power project to rely on dirty turbines.
Apple and Google still aren't done facing Epic Games in court.
President Trump has imposed tariffs up to 100 percent on drones that are "particularly sensitive" for national security.
Apple has recently sent out notifications, warning users that they'd been targeted by mercenary spyware attack.
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The amorphous corporate mascot will no longer haunt Copilot Voice.
A St. Louis PBS station is suing a data center provider to rescue a 70-year archive.
Execs praised Night School's latest game, Unhinged, before pulling the rug.
The feature is rolling out as the company open-sources more of its ranking algorithm.
Hosting provider Namecheap is down after data center cooling failure.
US government to allow private companies to carry out cyberattacks on its behalf.
There are loads of options for getting new music into your ears if you're fed up with Spotify.
Entertainment
Pinkchyu has another huge musician barking for her just like Drake did ... only this time, the dog imitation is going down in her DMs. The viral "goth baddie" tells TMZ ... a big-time musician sent her an audio recording of them barking like a dog…
Doechii the so-called "Swamp Princess" turns 28 today, and we're celebrating her big day by soaking you with her hottest pics, ever! Look back at denim selfies that snug every curve, and reflective swimwear that steals the spotlight! Forget…
Geno Auriemma isn't buying the latest culture-war freakout surrounding the WNBA! The legendary UConn women's basketball coach chopped it up with Babcock this week ... and the Hall of Famer chalked up the trans athlete debate as a manufactured…
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Before this adorable girlie turned into a star, she was just hittin' the beaches of sunny SoCal and growing up with her two famous parents. She's taken after her mom's journalist skills -- notably writing "Rock What You've Got: Secrets to Loving…
Taylor Frankie Paul’s ex-husband, Tate Paul, filed a motion to unseal drug test results as part of their bitter custody battle, TMZ has learned. Tate, who shares kids Indy and Ocean with Taylor, filed court docs on Thursday with his…
Surrogate McKenna West is gearing up for a massive legal fight over the baby she carried ... with her attorney saying they're prepared to take the battle all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court. West's attorney, Lincoln Wilson, told the New York Post…
The Beverly Hills bourgeoisie got dinner and a free show when a fight broke out at one of their ritzy restaurants ... and it's all on video. Ya gotta see this brawl that went down at Steak 48 -- a popular restaurant in Bev Hills -- footage shows…
Matthew McConaughey learned fame has its perks ... but apparently Jennifer Lopez's fame has even better ones. The actor revealed on Thursday's episode of Josh Horowitz's "Happy Sad Confused" podcast that name-dropping JLo once got him out of a…
Orlando Brown Jr.'s ex-GF, Holly Means, is taking the NFL star to court over property she claims he won’t return ... accusing him of acting out of "anger and spite," ... TMZ has learned.TMZ obtained court docs filed by Holly -- who claims Orlando…
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