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A Gallup poll shows 43% of Americans view socialism positively, but festivalgoers in Takoma Park hesitated when asked about surrendering property.
President Donald Trump rallied Syracuse supporters behind Bruce Blakeman's bid to unseat Gov. Kathy Hochul, promising tax cuts and cheaper energy for New York families.
Igor Shesterkin jammed his right leg against the post during a net-mouth scramble and had to be helped off the ice by New York Rangers teammates.
Trump brought Mike Tyson on Air Force One to a Syracuse rally for Bruce Blakeman, the Republican running to unseat New York Gov. Kathy Hochul.
Gov Kathy Hochul signs New York onto Trump's school choice program despite teachers union opposition
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul joined President Donald Trump's Education Freedom Tax Credit despite fierce opposition from teachers unions and a petition to reject it.
Dan Campbell shared an unforgettable pre-draft story about sitting alone with Mike Ditka in a room full of cigar smoke ahead of the 1999 NFL Draft.
James Talarico resurfaces at Austin City Limits after a 12-day absence that drew sharp attacks from Trump and Ken Paxton on the campaign trail.
Pat McAfee announced his own alternate Super Bowl LXI broadcast on ESPN, bringing his signature "Field Pass" style to the NFL's biggest stage.
Former Obama strategists urge Maine Democrats to unite behind Troy Jackson, warning internal party feuds could cost them a critical Senate seat.
Trump called Mike Ditka "a tough cookie" and "a winner" after learning of the Hall of Fame Chicago Bears coach's death on the South Lawn Friday.
Satire
In what would be the nation’s first public execution in 90 years, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced the Pentagon would livestream Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan’s death by firing squad. What do you think?
The post Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution appeared first on The Onion.
The midterms are less than a month away, so it's important for you to understand who you're voting for and why. You may think that voting for Republicans is the only way to go, but that's not the case.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move aimed at protecting coastal states awaiting landfall of Hurricane Isaias, President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Friday declaring all hurricanes illegal.
U.S. — Following the suggestion that Los Angeles or San Diego could be destroyed, the nation pleaded with the Republic of Iran to definitely not bomb L.A., especially not Dodger Stadium at 5 PM on Wednesday, October 14.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Pentagon confirmed on Friday that domestic terrorist Nidal Hasan would be publicly executed in a spectacular event hosted by Ryan Seacrest.
GLENDORA, CA — A local man narrowly avoided receiving a ticket for texting while driving after he politely explained to the police officer that he was merely playing Mario Tennis: Power Tour on his Game Boy Advance SP.
AUSTIN, TX — Senate candidate James Talarico suddenly disappeared from the campaign trail last week after Democratic strategists realized that he is James Talarico.
JERUSALEM — While overlooking the Temple from the Mount of Olives, the one called Jesus reportedly shared with His disciples a new teaching called the "Parable of the Wise Servant Who Invested in Pokémon Cards."
WASHINGTON—Calling the attention the incident was receiving yet another example of liberal media bias, the White House downplayed on Friday the fact that a hyena was currently biting down on the ass of President Donald Trump. “No one should be surprised that all the scrutiny from the mainstream
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani's demeanor suffered in recent days, according to observers, as he struggled to find that perfect work-terrorism balance in his life.
GREENSBORO, NC—Growing increasingly whimsical as she unearthed the memory from decades ago, local grandma Agatha Fuller fondly recalled Friday how she had once worked with a homosexual. “His name was Alexander, never Alex, and his hair and his suit were always immaculate,” said Fuller, reminis
WASHINGTON—Vowing to use the full force of the bureau to crack down on anyone who thwarted the values and aims of the United States through such an act, FBI Director Kash Patel formally classified not finishing a hamburger as seditious activity Thursday. “Let me say this loud and clear: Failing
Sixteen years after the release of The Social Network, follow-up film The Social Reckoning is coming to theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the sequel. Q: Who’s the writer and director? A: Aaron Sorkin and, unfortunately, Aaron Sorkin. Q: What’s it about? A: As fans will
DNA analysis of a lock of Thomas Jefferson’s hair has provided the strongest genetic evidence yet that he did in fact father at least one child with the enslaved woman Sally Hemings, as has long been speculated. What do you think?
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ITHACA, NY—In an aggressive attempt to distance itself from an alleged sexual assault at one of its fraternity houses, Cornell University hastily announced Thursday that it was now going by a different name. “We determined that the best way forward was a clean start with total rebranding, and i
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This week the Supreme Court began a new term, and there are several consequential cases on the docket. The Onion previews some of the most important cases being heard by the justices in the coming months. Apple v. Epic Games : The suit over Apple’s App Store fees will be the first Supreme Court
Sports
We're breaking down how the Dream and Valkyries match up as they vie for their first WNBA title.
Eagles running back Saquon Barkley, receiver DeVonta Smith, new starting center Drew Kendall, safety Marcus Epps and receiver Hollywood Brown were all ruled out for Sunday's game in London against the Jaguars.
The Liberty's Breanna Stewart, Sabrina Ionescu and Jonquel Jones fell short of offering a definitive vote of confidence in head coach Chris DeMarco, with each saying his future was "not our decision."
New York Rangers goaltender Igor Shesterkin, the 30-year-old Russian who won the 2022 Vezina Trophy as the league's top netminder, had to be helped off the ice after an awkward fall into his own net in a 3-1 loss to the Washington Capitals on Friday.
Angel Reese had 22 points, and the Dream finished the Liberty with an 85-83 win in Game 3 to advance to the WNBA Finals for the first time since 2013.
After Florida State rushed to a 14-0 advantage, Louisville rallied to take down the struggling Seminoles 44-20 on Friday night, increasing the pressure on embattled coach Mike Norvell, who told reporters that it was "an extremely poor performance by us."
The NASCAR community and more than 10,000 race fans celebrated the life of the late Kyle Busch during an uplifting ceremony Friday night at Charlotte Motor Speedway.
Mike Ditka, a Hall of Fame tight end who became an NFL legend for his time as coach of the Bears, has died at the age of 86.
We polled our staff for their best tips on making the most of one of the sport's most distinctive backdrops.
The second-year Valkyries became the quickest expansion team to reach the WNBA Finals, sweeping the defending champion Aces 87-77 in overtime Friday night in Game 3.
Get the latest No. 22 Houston vs. Kansas State odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 6, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
FOX Sports' college football pick 'em breakdown for Week 6's top games.
Get the latest No. 7 Indiana vs. Nebraska odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 6, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
The starting pitchers are set for Game 1 of the NLCS between the Dodgers and Brewers.
FOX Soccer analyst Alexi Lalas ranks and explains his top ten soccer squads in the world.
"The Bear" is back with his expert picks and best bets for college football Week 6. Here's how he's wagering on this weekend's action.
Sammy P breaks down the huge Georgia-Alabama showdown and gives his best bets for this weekend's college football and NFL slates.
Los Angeles Chargers tackle Rashawn Slater was placed on injured reserve Friday after having right ankle surgery.
Mike Ditka is a football icon. A great player, coach and person who impacted NFL society. Here's a look at the Bears' legend's career.
Eagles running back Saquon Barkley and receiver DeVonta Smith have been ruled out of Sunday's game against the Jacksonville Jaguars in London because of hamstring injuries.
Tech
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Google has seemingly confirmed the rumored "Fitbit Edge" with social media posts teasing a new wearable coming October 12.
Morale at one of the most reviled companies in America appears to be at an all time low.
The automaker has been criticized for misleading drivers with the feature’s name. Now it’s renaming it for European regulators.
Thankfully, it does not seem to have diverted police resources.
Workers at three major publishing houses tell WIRED that LLMs are being used for publicity, cover art, back cover copy, and emails, as some execs push junior staff to champion the tech.
The data drop includes photographs, audio, video, and astronauts’ notes that will be used to study the moon and prepare for future human missions.
Bose's latest soundbar pulls double duty as both a TV and music speaker. Plus, it doesn't need a separate subwoofer for adequate bass.
If you guessed the RAMpocalypse is involved...
Staying in the tech-infused trailer can kind of feel like being in a spaceship - in a good way.
The Justice Department is considering a perjury and obstruction-of-justice case against Cassidy Hutchinson, a former White House aide who testified against Donald Trump to the January 6 committee.
Astronomers used the Webb telescope to see where the farthest fast radio burst we've ever seen had come from.
The company is reportedly rebooting its smart home ambitions with a smart display and a whole bunch of other accessories.
Anthropic is offering open-source projects a new way to check for vulnerabilities with its OSS Scanner.
Netflix releases trailer for its miniseries about Sam Bankman-Fried's scandal-ridden crypto exchange
Watch the trailer for Netflix's The Altruists, a mini-series about the rise and fall of cryptocurrency exchange FTX.
Entertainment
Get ready to bust out those broomsticks ... because spooky season is officially underway ... and these celebs are getting in the spirit ... with some sexy witch costumes. Hollywood hotties Vanessa Hudgens and Adelaine Morin wowed as witches in…
Kevin Hart is asking a judge to intervene in his court battle with his ex-assistant, Miesha Shakes ... and he wants to prevent the woman from his infamous sex tape from taking the stand. The comedian filed court docs days after Miesha, who worked…
And the Halloween costume inspo continues, as the stars go all out in "Scooby-Doo" looks, featuring all your fave characters: Scooby-Doo, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred, the gang's all here! Check out the gallery -- Chloe and Halle Bailey crushed…
Nick Sirianni's Eagles are struggling, and some fans even wanna run him out of Philly ... but Eagles' great LeSean McCoy says that's insanely stupid! TMZ Sports caught up with Shady at LAX this week amid a segment of enraged supporters who are…
New Jane Doe texts revealed in the alleged Cornell sexual assault, Pete Hegseth wants to live stream executions, and one of President Trump's ambassadors is accused in a $100K caper. Plus, Sofia Vergara's ex is pissed! So, we gotta ask ...
KATSEYE's Daniela Avanzini and Yoonchae dropped all the jaws at Paris Fashion Week, but can you pick up the sneaky switches we made to these two shots?! Locked n' loaded in leather, both sexy singers showed some leg in their fashionable fits,…
Elon Musk is revealing the way he treated his trans daughter behind closed doors during their public falling out ... according to his first wife. The billionaire's ex-wife, Justine Wilson, says in the upcoming "Musk" documentary that Elon treated…
One Fort Hood survivor says he plans to watch Nidal Hasan's livestreamed execution ... but doesn't want people to treat it like a party. TMZ spoke with Alonzo Lunsford -- who was shot 7 times in the 2007 attack -- and he tells TMZ ... Hasan's…
Danny Trejo is making it clear he does NOT back ICE after getting backlash over appearing in Ben Shapiro's controversial movie about immigration enforcement ... and he's only doing his job as a storyteller. Danny tells TMZ ... "I am a proud Mexican…
Samantha Natalie Phythian was found dead inside a burning van in Wales and was apparently still alive and pregnant when someone set the vehicle on fire. According to the BBC, the judge said in a court hearing Friday ... "At the time of ignition the…
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