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Team USA suffered a massive 8-6 upset at the hands of Italy on Tuesday night, dampening their World Baseball Classic quarterfinal hopes.
A 75-year-old Maryland math teacher who died over the weekend was discovered inside her Baltimore elementary school, with police saying there were no signs of foul play.
Bam Adebayo scored 83 points in Miami Heat's 150-129 victory over the Washington Wizards, recording the second-highest scoring game in NBA history behind Wilt Chamberlain.
A suspected MS-13 gang member was arrested by the FBI in Connecticut for allegedly killing a pastor in El Salvador. He was then turned over to ICE.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio designated Afghanistan as a state sponsor of wrongful detention, accusing the Taliban of using terrorist tactics against Americans.
ICE detention facility Camp East Montana gets operational upgrade under Secretary Noem's new contract, expanding medical care despite previous closure reports.
A Pennsylvania man accused in an ISIS terror plot allegedly bought a fireworks fuse days before throwing explosive devices at a NYC protest outside Gracie Mansion.
Michigan man found guilty of wife's murder after her remains were discovered in farm fertilizer tank marked "out of service" in nationally watched case.
Hezbollah prepares guerrilla warfare tactics in south Lebanon as Israel launches airstrikes against Beirut strongholds, with expert predicting Israeli ground invasion.
Melissa Joan Hart stuns fans in a blue bikini Instagram post, calling it her "new profile pic." The "Sabrina" star, 49, received praise from followers.
Satire
NEW YORK, NY — As giant mutant spiders attacked the Big Apple, many concerned experts across the country expressed worry that the giant attacking spiders could lead to a substantial increase in hateful arachnophobia.
While many American Evangelicals often lose sight of it, the reality is that there are still places throughout the world where it is dangerous to live as a Christian. But where are the most dangerous places?
Put away your Alphabet Blocks and get ready to live. Peek-a-Boo is an advanced game of trickery; an unpredictable mind game that shocks the mind and senses. Once you play it, nothing will be the same again.
Dozens of former employees accused Danish chef René Redzepi, who co-founded Noma, widely regarded as one of the best restaurants in the world, of inflicting physical and psychological violence on the staff for years. What do you think?
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U.S. — CNN reported this morning that several Japanese teenagers traveled to Hawaii for what could have been a lovely day at the beach.
TEHRAN — Amid rumors that the newly chosen Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei had been injured in an airstrike, the Iranian regime issued a statement warning the U.S. that it had a huge stockpile of supreme leaders.
MILWAUKEE—Dismissing the concerns of loved ones as seriously lacking in perspective, local woman Sara Heston, 32, argued Tuesday that her boyfriend was barely an alcoholic as far as boyfriends go. “Dan is essentially sober compared to my previous partners,” said Heston, alleging the 35-year-ol
FRANKLIN, TN—Insisting that she hoped the spike in oil costs was only the beginning of a long upward trend, MAGA voter Kaitlyn Leonardi told reporters Tuesday that she loved high gas prices. “I don’t care if the prices rise—heck, I prefer them that way,” said Leonardi, who crossed her arm
Ending an important relationship is never easy. It’s always going to hurt, whether it was your decision or your partner’s. But that doesn’t mean anyone did anything wrong. Sometimes two people just fall out of cahoots. One day you’re madly in cahoots. The next you’re not. Most of the t
Jason McNamarra, 28, did technically swallow that sword.
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United Airlines announced it will begin removing passengers from flights who refuse to wear headphones when listening to content on their personal devices, claiming that such behavior could lead to a permanent ban. What do you think?
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LOS ANGELES—Facing fierce backlash for remarks deemed deeply ignorant by devoted fans, actor Timothée Chalamet came under fire Monday for dismissive comments about traditional Japanese bunraku puppetry. “I never want to end up in a position where I’m one of the Ningyōzukai manipulating the a
New work requirements for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program have gone into effect across the nation, threatening benefits for millions of Americans. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new SNAP restrictions. Q: Why were new work requirements put in place? A: Barb Klima
DENVER—Saying strange formatting and grammatical mistakes were a dead giveaway that such messages weren’t to be trusted, local IT specialist Mark Tapley warned employees this week not to trust emails he sends after a few drinks. “Personal security is my priority here, so I’d advise everyone
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Sports
Four days after agreeing to trade for the Raiders edge rusher, the Ravens backed out. Will he still get dealt? Which teams might be in, and who else is affected here?
With free agency beginning Wednesday, the Ravens and Raiders have plenty of questions to answer going forward.
Heat big man Bam Adebayo just put up the second-highest-scoring game in NBA history.
Lakers star Luka Dončić has separated from his fiancée, Anamaria Goltes, he told ESPN, and is in a custody battle over their two daughters, according to sources.
Celtics guard Jaylen Brown was ejected in the second quarter of Tuesday's matchup at the Spurs after officials whistled him for back-to-back technical fouls.
The Jets are trading for the Raiders' Geno Smith, reuniting the quarterback with the team that drafted him in 2013, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Tuesday.
The Avalanche sharply disagreed with the officials' decision to give star center Nathan MacKinnon a game misconduct for goalie interference in their 4-3 loss to the Oilers on Tuesday night.
AJ Dybantsa poured in a Big 12 freshman-record 40 points, willing his No. 10-seeded Cougars to a 105-91 victory over No. 15 seed Kansas State in the first round of the conference tournament.
Santa Clara's loss will have the Broncos sweating -- and Virginia Tech's saw the Hokies crash out of the bubble.
Bam Adebayo scored the most points since Wilt Chamberlain's iconic 100-point game in 1962 as the Miami Heat star went for 83 points in a blowout win over the Wizards.
Italy pulled off one of the WBC's biggest ever upsets. Four takeaways from the USA's shocking loss.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Pool B of the World Baseball Classic will go down to the wire with the USA, Mexico and Italy looking to advance to the next round.
Here's how each team on the NCAA Tournament bubble has improved or diminished its case for an at-large bid to the big dance.
Here's how people around the league reacted to the news of the Ravens' decision to pull out of the Maxx Crosby trade.
Here are the World Baseball Classic up-to-date pool standings and the remaining games in each pool.
See which teams have locked up an automatic bid for the 2026 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament ahead of Selection Sunday.
The U.S. men's national team will train out of Great Park in Irvine, California, during the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
With the Maxx Crosby trade falling apart, what is the impact on the Raiders and Ravens? Here are our takeaways from Tuesday's shocking news.
Maxx Crosby's move to the Ravens being nixed left the NFL in shock on Tuesday night.
Tech
For decades, cumbersome CPAP machines have been the primary way to help people with sleep apnea. A range of new options has recently come into focus.
Where to lock in, power down, and actually enjoy your business trip.
At the start of the year, Google brought a host of new Gemini-powered features, including built-in Nano Banana image generation, to Chrome. After debuting in the United States, those features are now making their way to Chrome users in Canada, India and New Zealand, with support for 50 additional in
The White House is preparing an executive order targeting the AI startup, even as its earlier actions against the company face a major test in court.
The inspector general's office of the Social Security Administration is investigating allegations of a security breach by a member of the so-called Department of Government Efficiency operation spearheaded by Elon Musk. A whistleblower has claimed that a former software engineer from DOGE said he po
The defense secretary has made clear that Pentagon managers are to encourage workers, including civilians, to volunteer to assist in the administration’s immigration crackdown.
AI companies have been spending a lot of time in court arguing copyright cases over the past year and the latest plaintiff is Gracenote, the metadata company owned by Nielsen. Axios reports that Gracenote is suing OpenAI for the unauthorized and unpaid use of both its metadata and its framework for
The real world price of impulse-buying Fortnite skins is going up, Epic has announced. Not because skins themselves are getting more expensive on paper, but because V-Bucks, Fortnite's digital currency, is. The same prices you paid for bundles of V-Bucks in February will now effectively earn you few
Go off-grid camping for a long weekend with my favorite portable power station from Anker. It’s on sale.
Analysis of the tail of 3I/Atlas reveals that it contains an anomalous proportion of methanol, a class of alcohol used in fuels.
Amazon has secured a temporary win in its fight with Perplexity over the use of AI shopping bots. Bloomberg reported that a San Francisco federal court has determined that Perplexity must stop using its Comet web browser's AI agent to make purchases for users on Amazon's marketplace. The AI company
Josh Wardle had a hell of a tough act to follow. His last game, Wordle, became incredibly popular thanks to its blend of simplicity, clarity and shareability. Over four years (and a seven-figure sale of Wordle to The New York Times) later, Wardle has released his follow-up game. Like Wordle and its
Department of Homeland Security leaders removed top privacy officers who objected to mislabeling government records to block their public release, WIRED has learned.
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is nearly upon us, as the hotly-anticipated sequel arrives in theaters on April 1. Nintendo recently dropped the final trailer for the film, which is filled with quick visual gags and nods to the source material.
There aren't too many actual reveals in this footage, as
The Samsung Galaxy Buds 3 FE are a great pairing for anyone with a Galaxy phone.
OpenAI is rolling out new interactive responses in ChatGPT it says are designed to make the chatbot more useful for learners. Starting today, ChatGPT will generate dynamic visuals when you ask it to explain select scientific and mathematical concepts, including the Pythagorean theorem, Coulomb's law
Nintendo's next platform adventure, Yoshi and the Mysterious Book, will be released for Switch 2 on May 21. The company announced the release date as part of its annual Mar10 Day celebration. This is a made-up holiday that exists because the date spelled out like that sort of looks like the word Mar
X’s Grok is failing to accurately verify video footage from the Iran conflict and is sharing its own AI-generated images about the war.
Google is rolling out Gemini AI agents to the Department of Defense's more than 3 million civilian and military employees, according to Bloomberg. The agents will initially operate on unclassified networks, with talks underway to expand them to classified and top-secret systems, according to Emil Mi
The Trump administration has awarded Event Strategies several contracts—including one that could be worth up to $100 million—with little competition, according to federal filings.
Entertainment
Jenelle Evans is preparing to visit her son, Jace, at the mental health facility where he's currently receiving treatment, but the trip hasn't happened just yet ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... Jenelle has not…
“The princess is in the building!” -- the iconic line that introduced this OG influencer to TV audiences back in 2007 ... Can you guess who she is?! We snatched her looking snatched in a behind-the-scenes video for her collab with Nike. Hit the…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Who needs a cape when you've got a controller? Skip saving the world IRL and load up your favorite gaming system. These action-packed video games let you step into the…
Before this cool kid in his fancy beret turned into an American actor, he was just admiring his famous 'rents and growing up in sunny Los Angeles ... He's most known for playing Hughie on the hit Prime Video superhero series "The Boys" ... as well…
Dylan Dreyer is giving a small update on her embattled "Today" co-host, Savannah Guthrie, as the search continues for Savannah’s mom, Nancy -- telling TMZ she does believe she'll likely return to the show at some point. We caught Dylan leaving…
"90 Day Fiance's" Angela Deem and Michael Ilesanmi hashed out a divorce deal that covered issues like support and the division of property, including their car collection ... TMZ has learned. Per the settlement, obtained by TMZ, the exes do not own…
Ivanna Lisette Ortiz appeared in court for the first time since being arrested and charged in connection with the shooting at Rihanna's home. Ortiz showed up wearing a blue jumpsuit and her hair was in braids. Ortiz's Tuesday court appearance comes…
Sometimes celebs just want a shortcut to a killer hairdo -- and they’re not afraid to throw on a wig to make it happen -- which is exactly why we’re celebrating International Wig Day! Stars like Anastasia Karanikolaou and Victoria Justice have…
5:39 PM -- Prosecutors claim there were 9 people on Rihanna's property when Ivanna Lisette Ortiz allegedly opened fire ... which appears to be why she is charged with 9 counts of assault with a firearm. The folks on the property ... Rihanna, A$AP…
Erika Jayne's shocking 'RHOBH' abuse confession is shedding new light on a frightening police response to her home ... 'cause TMZ has learned the incident involved a suspect who refused to leave. During a recent episode of "The Real Housewives of…
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