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Juan Soto left Friday's game against the Los Angeles Dodgers with a lingering calf injury that has been on the New York Mets' radar since July 16.
Gretchen Whitmer backed Haley Stevens over Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan Senate primary as early voting begins, setting up a key Democratic clash.
Trump's executive order targets federal sidewalks outside the Smithsonian to post signs directing visitors to a White House report on the museum.
Cecilia Vega alleges CBS News meddled in her "60 Minutes" reporting on anti-ICE unrest and Trump's Iran war, calling directives "misinformation."
Dan Le Batard claims ESPN layoffs removed Black voices and calls OutKick "dishonest," pulling the race card over Ryan Clark's departure from the network.
Safford Wolfson, 36, was arrested on suspicion of murdering his mother Angela Caprioli at their Laguna Beach home after being named a person of interest.
House Republicans demand answers from Gov. Miki Sherrill after 6,600 noncitizens were registered to vote through a New Jersey motor vehicle system error.
Ulises Raigoza-Martinez, who says he illegally entered through Texas in 2021, pleaded guilty to murdering Nashville restaurant owner Matt Carney.
99 Restaurants gave away thousands of free kids' meals during the Boston Red Sox 15-game winning streak thanks to a promotion running since 2008.
Robby Starbuck's defamation lawsuit against Google moves forward as a Delaware judge rules his emotional distress claims can proceed to discovery.
Satire
SANTA MONICA, CA — According to sources, a CVS employee kept a clear head amid the chaos of a recent "smash and grab" event on Friday, being sure to helpfully remind a looter to enter his rewards number before fleeing.
HEAVEN — Millions breathed a sigh of relief today as Heavenly sources confirmed that sending a prayer hands emoji counts exactly the same as actually praying for someone.
U.S. — Procter & Gamble announced a new breakthrough in male grooming products on Friday with the introduction of Old Spice Libertarian-Strength Deodorant.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to limit interruptions at tonight's White House Correspondents Dinner, President Donald Trump requested that Democrats please hold all assassination attempts until after his speech.
CONCORD, NH — Labor Day, and the symbolic start of pumpkin spice season, is just a short 45 days away, and local woman Debrah Norringham was reportedly getting her house in the autumn spirit with a festive new pumpkin spice advent calendar.
NEW YORK, NY — After personally declaring war on the Jewish people, Mayor Zohran Mamdani issued a forceful condemnation of the rise of violence against Jews.
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Sighing as he prepared to board a bus to the airport for his return flight home, American tourist Ben Frachs reported feeling disappointed Friday to be leaving Scotland without having seen a single Fat Bastard. “I can’t believe I didn’t spot one Fat Bastard the whole time
CHARLOTTE, NC—Admitting he was baffled that the seven days without whiskey hadn’t already made him a high-functioning member of society, local one-week sober man Trent Ross told reporters Friday he thought all his problems would have been fixed by now. “It’s been seven days since I had a dri
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The Onion selects the best books to take on vacation this year.
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Whether you’re out on the town or throwing a cozy event at home, karaoke can be a fun and cathartic group activity. The Onion shares tips for your next karaoke night. Hold the microphone one to two inches into your mouth. Pick a crowd-pleasing oldie that everyone knows, like “Greensleeves” o
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New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani called on the federal government to execute the International Criminal Court’s arrest warrant for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu while he attends the U.N. General Assembly, claiming that New York City did not have the legal authority. What do you think
NEW YORK, NY — As a mugger repeatedly stabbed him on a Manhattan street corner, local resident Ethan Wallace took comfort in the knowledge that Mayor Zohran Mamdani remained laser-focused on bringing Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to justice.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A construction site in the downtown area was fined several thousand dollars on Thursday after inspectors from OSHA cited them for not blaring mariachi music.
NORTH HAVEN, CT — A local member of Gen Z reportedly suffered from a major panic attack on Thursday after becoming worried that he may have nailed his job interview.
U.S. — League officials for the WNBA warned Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham that if men were not allowed to play women's sports, the league would immediately fold.
With her roles in the current and upcoming blockbusters The Odyssey, Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and Dune: Part Three, Zendaya is having a banner year. The Onion sat down with the star to discuss what’s new and what’s next. The Onion : What drew you to The Odyssey ? Zendaya: I’ve a
LOS ANGELES—Noting that the extra small available on the sales floor just wouldn’t work for his client, Zendaya’s stylist Law Roach reportedly asked a store associate Thursday if she had Tom Holland in any other sizes. “Excuse me? This sample size won’t work for Z, she’s very tall,” sa
Sports
LeBron James, after considering retirement, is continuing his NBA career with the 76ers. James is taking a two-year, $8 million deal, Klutch Sports Group CEO Rich Paul told ESPN's Shams Charania.
Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes has been cleared to fully participate in training camp after knee surgery last year.
Wings guard Azzi Fudd edged the Fire's Bridget Carleton to become the first rookie to win the WNBA All-Star 3-point contest Friday night.
Mets star Juan Soto is scheduled to undergo an MRI on Saturday after he was removed from Friday's 4-2 loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers in the sixth inning because of left calf soreness.
Packers president/CEO Ed Policy said adjustments might be necessary as the NFL's only publicly owned franchise attempts to remain financially competitive in the long term.
Former President Barack Obama visited with the WNBA All-Stars on Friday, professing his fandom for the women's game and taking photos with the players, including Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese.
LeBron James is taking his talents to the City of Brotherly Love, and the sports world reacted accordingly.
Dodgers manager Dave Roberts said he doesn't expect Shohei Ohtani to return to the rotation by next week, saying the team wouldn't have him pitch "earlier than we need to."
CBS NFL analyst and former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has been arrested on suspicion of operating a vehicle while under the influence.
Stakeholders around the league question whether Engelbert is the right person to lead the WNBA into the future.
Following a stellar World Cup with Cape Verde, goalkeeper Vozinha has reached a verbal agreement to join Chilean club Colo Colo.
Arizona Cardinals quarterback Jacoby Brissett participated in Thursday's workout after a quiet offseason due to contract uncertainty.
So what's next for the players who led Croatia to the last 16?
Here's what's next for Ecuador's top players after the 2026 World Cup.
Patrick Mahomes has been cleared for practice as he continues his recovery from the ACL and LCL injury he suffered in Week 15.
Chelsea are on the verge of completing a £52 million deal for Crystal Palace center back Maxence Lacroix.
Bayern Munich winger Michael Olise surprised local football fans in New York City by taking part in a public recreational match.
The Belgian Football Association has named former Bayern Munich legend Mark van Bommel as the new head coach of the Red Devils.
The Rams want all the smoke, and a league source told us that they could get Aaron Donald back this season.
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Tech
The company has comitted to 10 natural gas plants since last year.
Starship is carrying 20 V3 Starlink satellites as payload for its 13th test flight.
The European Commission found Google's search ranking and anti-steering violated the Digital Markets Act.
Flames burned through the Deep Space Communications Complex near Madrid, but NASA has been unable to assess the damage as a wildfire emergency grips the region.
The extended pause will give time to hear cases for blocking the deal from states and the WGA.
Big Tobacco studied nicotine analogs like 6-methyl-nicotine for decades but never marketed them. Now, Chinese vape makers are using them to sidestep US regulations.
Co-Star CEO Banu Guler is also becoming the company's Chief Design Officer.
The eight-episode series stars Michelle Yeoh and Hunter Schafer.
This climate phenomenon could cause a massive global temperature spike and cause economic losses of $10 trillion by 2032.
The different IMAX filming and projection formats have a dramatic impact on the theater viewing experience.
It features a 3.97-inch monochrome e-paper display.
On this episode of Uncanny Valley, we dive into accusations that China’s Moonshot AI stole from Anthropic, and how the US Army needs to cut back on AI use.
Players were unable to log into their account, play online or purchase games from the PlayStation Store.
Anthropic's latest model offers top-tier performance at a much cheaper cost.
The AI “startups” worth billions of dollars are raising alarm bells about Chinese AI. The smaller players have a totally different take.
These are the AC units we’ve trusted to cool our homes for months, if not years.
The TK705STi’s highly responsive, low-latency performance makes gameplay ultra-realistic. For movies and TV? It’s a purely average home projector.
Never mind the “heat death of the universe.” Entropy is just a bridge between two levels of reality.
From musical instruments and games to play pieces that encourage balance and dexterity, these toys will engage your child’s mind and body.
Analysis of satellite images of Myanmar shows dozens of alleged scam compounds have appeared in recent months, despite a purported crackdown on the criminal organizations.
Entertainment
Jim Carrey is saddened by the sudden death of “The Mask” director Chuck Russell ... and he's explained why their connection was so profound. Jim tells TMZ ... “I consider it a privilege to have worked with Chuck Russell, who, during the…
Nolan Wells' best friend stresses that he, unquestionably, didn't kill the teen ... or have anything to do with his death. Brandon Tatum asked Nolan's buddy Warren Hudson point-blank if he was responsible for the teen's tragic, mysterious death ...…
Sometimes collabs come around ... and Keri Hilson would be down to team up with Kanye West again, despite his controversial choices. The "Pretty Girl Rock" singer stopped by "The TMZ Podcast," where she tells us she always had a good time making…
Donald Trump has arrived for tonight's rescheduled White House Correspondents' Dinner ... which, so far, is much less eventful than the last one. The President made his grand entrance to "Hail to the Chief" as he stepped onstage at the Waldorf…
Jennifer Pedranti's son and his friends apparently caused thousands of dollars in property damage with the fire Jennifer says they started in California ... TMZ has learned. According to the Orange County Fire Authority Incident Information Fact…
"Love Island USA" may not be in session, but Iris Kendall and Clarke Carraway are serving bikini looks all summer long ... Iris is rockin' with the baby blue, while Clarke is dropping jaws in a white-hot suit. The question here is: Who'd You…
The tension between Celeste Rivas and D4vd was at a boiling point before she was killed last April ... and it seems she was done with him. This new information came to light Friday, during D4vd's preliminary hearing ... prosecutors showing text…
Terry Kennedy -- the former professional skateboarder -- was arrested for assault ... and cops say his pregnant girlfriend told them he punched her in the head ... TMZ has learned. The 41-year-old was busted in Denver earlier this month ... and he…
Jussie Smollett enjoyed some VIP treatment back in Chicago ... getting a personal tour of the new Barack Obama presidential library, where he was accompanied by his new boyfriend, Karamo Brown. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... the…
Graphic photos of Celeste Rivas having sexual encounters with D4vd were described in court Friday ... and it was more than enough to send her parents running for the exit. Prosecutors detailed numerous pics of Celeste engaged in sexual acts with…
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