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The Obama Foundation has yet to build a $470 million reserve fund meant to protect taxpayers, raising concerns as contractor payment disputes mount.
President Donald Trump announces intent to appoint James M. McDonald as the next U.S. attorney for SDNY, replacing Jay Clayton who was nominated as DNI director.
An AI-designed universal vaccine targeting multiple coronaviruses passed its first clinical trial, triggering immune responses in 39 healthy volunteers.
Vegas Golden Knights forward William Karlsson will miss Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final after taking a heavy hit in Game 5 against the Hurricanes.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio met with Paraguayan President Santiago Peña during Team USA's World Cup opener, combining diplomacy with soccer as California Gov. Gavin Newsom was also in attendance.
The USMNT's 4-1 win over Paraguay drew 15.986 million viewers, making it the most-watched men's World Cup telecast in English-language U.S. history.
First Assistant U.S. Attorney for the Central District of California Bill Essayli says federal investigators "will not hesitate" to prosecute officials enabling fraud.
Wyndham Clark wore a Jack Hughes jersey at the RBC Canadian Open, drawing loud boos from Canadian fans while making birdie on the par-3 14th hole.
A Boston cop went viral for impressive keepy-uppies at a fan fest, wowing kilt-wearing Scottish fans ahead of Scotland's World Cup opener against Haiti.
Former Detroit Lions center Frank Ragnow discussed his abrupt 2025 retirement, a failed comeback attempt, and the physical toll that ultimately ended his NFL career.
Satire
As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints in the Bible that Jesus was truly the one called Christ.
LONDON — Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following the attempted beheading of an Irishman by a Sudanese migrant, leading UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer to ask the Irish not to bicker and argue over who beheaded whom.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As racial tensions continued to rise in the wake of the verdict handed down in the Austin Metcalf murder trial, a somber former President Barack Obama said if he had a son who stabbed someone in the heart with a knife, he would look just like Karmelo Anthony.
AUGUSTA, ME — The citizens of Maine have cast their votes to officially update the state flag to include a swastika.
A McDonald’s employee in California suffered severe burns across his face and body after a coworker tossed hot oil on him, the reason for the attack remaining unknown. What do you think?
The post McDonald’s Worker Suffers Severe Burns After Being Attacked With Hot Oil appeared first on The Onion
Unsubscribing from spam texts is well known, but did you know you can also unsubscribe from your wife? All you have to do is text back "UNSUBSCRIBE" and she's legally required to stop.
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local mom Rachel Thompson reportedly enjoyed a brief half-hour break this week in between finishing all the laundry and having to do more laundry.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Following last week's primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general election between an avowed communist and an avowed communist.
Doug Valdez, 91, passed away early Friday morning in an attempt to beat the weekend rush into heaven.
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Staggering out into the blinding light of day, Euphoria showrunner Sam Levinson reportedly emerged from a 7-year drug binge Wednesday horrified to learn what he had created. “Wait, I did what?” said a shaky, bleary-eyed Levinson as he looked through his phone in an attempt
The post Rick Brunson Tests Jalen Brunson Again On What To Say When Press Asks About Bruises appeared first on The Onion.
What are you doing here? This is not for piddling swine like you. Be gone! Back to your frumpy duplex you go! Reference #295432
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SAN FRANCISCO—Expanding their offerings of erectile health products, male-focused wellness brand Hims announced a new line of folders Wednesday for holding in front of embarrassing boners. “These safe, discreet folders are specially formulated to ensure you are the only one who knows that you ar
MINNEAPOLIS—Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco g
Despite advances in technology, training, and performance optimization, some achievements in sports have stood the test of time. The following athletic records remain unbroken.
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MIAMI—In an official filing with the U.S. Department of Labor, Amazon employees alleged Monday that they had been exposed to inhumane working conditions while staffing the human chessboard that executive chairman Jeff Bezos maintains on the grounds of his Florida compound. “We’re not allowed
MCKINNEY, TX — Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree murder, expressed regret that he didn't convert to Islam and stab someone in the UK instead.
On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of prophecy, tongues, and more. But which gifts are the coolest?
Actor Idris Elba dismissed longstanding rumors that he would be the next James Bond, calling the speculation “unrealistic” and claiming that many global audiences would never accept a Black male in the iconic role. What do you think?
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U.S. — The nation was thrown into a state of shock on Tuesday afternoon, as a jury in Texas ruled that you can't just stab someone in the heart for no reason at all.
Sports
The Knicks have a chance Saturday to win their first NBA title since 1973. Victor Wembanyama and the Spurs, however, are standing in their way.
How monks in central China helped turn Victor Wembanyama into the most unstoppable force in basketball.
Qatar got its first point in World Cup history. Here are four takeaways from its historic result vs. Switzerland.
After blowback from Knicks fans and New York officials, Ticketmaster clarified that no tickets to Game 5 in San Antonio will be revoked.
Knights goalie Carter Hart, who is gearing up for Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final, says chants from Hurricanes fans referencing a 2024 sexual assault charge he was later acquitted of are "just noise."
The NFL draft is a long way off, but Matt Miller and Jordan Reid ranked the five best prospects at every position. How do the top QBs, OTs, CBs and more stack up?
United States legend Clint Dempsey had some choice words for former national team assistant Jesse Marsch, who suggested Thursday that some American players needed encouragement to sing the anthem ahead of games.
Cavaliers guard James Harden was arrested early Saturday morning in Houston and has been charged with a misdemeanor unlawful carrying of a weapon.
USMNT striker Folarin Balogun, who could have played for England or Nigeria, said his two goals in Friday's 4-1 World Cup victory over Paraguay made for a "dreamy night."
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Whether you watched it at home or a party, the USA's World Cup win over Paraguay delivered some epic scenes and big numbers.
U.S. men's national team coach Mauricio Pochettino credited the team's performance following the win, and the American support at Los Angeles Stadium.
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The USA's performance to open the World Cup equaled a small nightmare for sportsbooks. Patrick Everson reports.
Racing cars may not be the most relatable sport, but James Hinchcliffe explains why drivers are athletes.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Tech
The point-and-click adventure game based on the horror anthology series arrives in August.
The magnetic fields emitted by your headphones will need to be used a safe distance away from your CIDs.
You can use your AirPods as a remote control for your iPhone's camera. Here's how.
Parker Solar Probe makes another flyby of the sun, solar energy bags a win, and more science stories
This week's science news.
Have you ever looked at a USB connector or port and wondered why it was that color?
KPMG published a paper about the benefits of AI last year. An investigation found that it was full of AI hallucinations.
A roundup of recent reviews published by Engadget.
The rest of Dyson’s promised 2026 vacuum lineup is here, from the new Dyson V16 Piston Animal to an updated version of the favored Dyson V8 Cyclone.
As World Cup action kicks off, we look at the physics of the beautiful game.
Plus, the next game from the Mouthwashing devs and trying to survive as a sentient guitar.
Plus: AI bug hunting fuels Microsoft’s biggest-ever Patch Tuesday, ShinyHunters ransomware gang exploits an Oracle zero-day, and more.
Whether you want to buy cheaper electricity, store solar energy, or guard against outages, EcoFlow’s home battery might be just what you need.
RJ Scaringe, the CEO of Rivian Automotive, joined us for a wide-ranging interview about how his company’s new electric SUV fits into the current EV industry, and what comes next.
The ruling holds that a company that designs, trains, operates, and manages an AI system must assume legal liability for any damages caused by the responses it generates.
A coalition of state attorneys general is asking OpenAI for documents about its activities.
An AI agent system proposed by researchers in Spain promises to prevent energy theft and damage to EV chargers, as well as the critical energy infrastructure that powers them.
Anthropic has suspended all access to its new AI models Fable 5 and Mythos 5 to comply with a government order citing national security concerns.
“The government believes it has become aware of a method of bypassing, or ‘jailbreaking’ Fable 5,” the company said in a blog post.
“I’m not sure that this company supports a hackathon culture anymore,” one employee posted in a forum open to the entire staff.
Executives and employees alike are struggling with Meta’s chaotic AI strategy, according to sources and internal discussions reviewed by WIRED.
Entertainment
Former NFL star Andre Rison is spending the weekend in jail ... after being booked in Michigan to serve time tied to a second-offense impaired driving case, TMZ has learned. The Oakland County Jail tells TMZ the ex-wide receiver was booked into…
Anna Faris is revealing a behind-the-scenes "Scary Movie" bombshell ... Keenen Ivory Wayans once asked her to walk away from the franchise. The actress shared the surprising story in a new interview with Variety ... shedding fresh light on one of…
3:05 PM PT -- The ticket drama appears over ... Ticketmaster says if you bought a valid Game 5 ticket through its platform, you're getting into the building. The Spurs' ticket policy has already ticked off Knicks fans ... now it's got New York…
Keke Palmer and "Hot Ones" host Sean Evans are fueling the chatter they could be an item .. 'cause they went out on a cozy 'lil date night in New York City! Check it out -- the pair was seen chatting away at Brooklyn's upscale Italian eatery,…
There's never a gray day when Amelia Gray Hamlin's around ... just sunshine, smiles and lots of curves -- and we've put together her best shots to prove it. The model and reality star reached the quarter-century mark on Saturday ... and we know…
Vanessa Trump is staying optimistic amid her breast cancer fight ... sharing a promising update after weeks of recovering from surgery. She took to social media Saturday to let followers know she's completed the recovery phase following her…
A dream vacation turned tragic in Thailand ... an up-and-coming Australian sprint star has died after a motorcycle crash. She was just 25. Jemma Stapleton was reportedly riding a motorcycle on Thailand's Koh Samui island Wednesday when disaster…
Jacquees isn't letting Lecrae's comments slide quietly ... the R&B singer is firing back after the gospel star suggested he wasn't good enough for Deiondra Sanders. We caught up with Jacquees while he was promoting his new single and upcoming…
Harper Beckham's seemingly trying to play peacemaker in the Beckham family feud ... but her latest mission ended before it even started. The 14-year-old daughter of David and Victoria Beckham was spotted pulling up to big brother Brooklyn's Beverly…
Taylor Swift's no poser ... so says former New York superstar Amar'e Stoudemire, who tells TMZ Sports the singer's loyalty to the Orange and Blue goes all the way back to his time on the Knicks. The topic took over social media during Game 4 of the…
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