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University of South Carolina junior Nathaniel Baker died in an April hit-and-run crash involving Rosali Fernandez-Cruz, an illegal alien, who pleaded guilty.
The NFL will be in London for the second consecutive week as the New York Jets seek their first win of the season when they take on the Denver Broncos.
The IRS implements contingency plans during the government shutdown, suspending taxpayer services while maintaining tax processing and criminal investigations.
WNBA star Natasha Cloud made unsubstantiated claims on social media about Israeli healthcare funding while commenting on the U.S. government shutdown.
Cleveland Browns head coach Kevin Stefanski refused to confirm Shedeur Sanders as backup quarterback after Joe Flacco's trade to the Cincinnati Bengals.
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Federal authorities arrested Jonathan Rinderknecht after evidence showed he intentionally ignited the New Year's Day fire that became the devastating Palisades Fire.
Alexander Di Filippo accuses Turning Point USA of inciting violence against Antifa handbook author Mark Bray.
Park security performed CPR on a woman at Disneyland's Haunted Mansion before she was transported to a hospital where she died.
Julian Fleming, who transferred to Penn State from Ohio State, was charged with homicide by vehicle and driving under the influence after an ATV crash killed his girlfriend.
Satire
Authorities Warn Katie Porter Has Grown To 600 Feet And Is Currently Rampaging Through San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO - The National Guard has been called to California's Golden City to neutralize a 600-foot-tall Katie Porter, who is apparently rampaging her way through San Francisco.
Has your wife crossed the line from fun Halloween decorations to total psychopathy? Look for the signs below that she's overdone it:
The seasons are a-changing, and your darling wife is already shivering as temperatures drop into the 70s. With winter approaching, here are eight clever ways to actually keep your wife warm:
CHICAGO—In effort to honor the extraordinarily talented and creative individual, a MacArthur ‘genius grant’ was awarded Wednesday to Arkansas man Dale Huggins for his invention of the eatin’ shirt, a big ol’ shirt he puts on before supper so his good shirt doesn’t get all dirty. “All t
HELL — The founder of Islam expressed continued frustration with Democrats on Wednesday, calling them out for referring to Islam as a "religion of peace."
CHICAGO, IL - President Trump has graciously agreed to compromise with Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson, allowing for designation of an "ICE-free zone" in the Mayor's house.
NEW YORK CITY — New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani paraglided into his campaign event today in honor of October 7th and the horrific atrocities committed by Hamas that day.
ALEXANDRIA, VA — At his arraignment on charges of making false statements and obstruction, former FBI Director James Comey produced a letter signed by 51 former intelligence officials testifying to the fact that he's totally innocent.
ARLINGTON, VA — An embarrassed Jay Jones realized earlier this week that he was only supposed to support murdering kids before they were born, not after.
Listen, no one’s trying to broadcast private details about your life to the whole world, but you should know that living here would absolutely violate the terms of your plea agreement. Reference #18793
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Randy Faber, 49, died Saturday after a horn impaling his chest confirmed his severe rhino allergy.
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LOS ANGELES—Describing the mood in the clubhouse as eerie and ominous, several members of the Los Angeles Dodgers told reporters Tuesday they have become increasingly unnerved since Shohei Ohtani’s interpreter, Will Ireton, began referring to the two-way superstar as “The Host.” According
SPRINGFIELD, IL — Seeking to ramp up his opposition force against the invasion of federal agents seeking to enforce the law, Governor JB Pritzker activated 100 battalions of illegal immigrants in Illinois's war against ICE.
Video games have a reputation for violence and novelty, but they can actually be quite Christ-focused. Just consider these top 20 Christ metaphors in video games:
Former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez faces a felony battery charge after allegedly confronting a 69-year-old truck driver at a hotel loading dock, with the driver pepper-spraying and stabbing Sanchez as he continued advancing toward him. What do you think?
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ARLINGTON, VA—Saying the Pentagon had acted swiftly on an insider tip about the vessel having a “big adventure” planned, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth confirmed Tuesday that the U.S. military had carried out a strike on Scuffy the Tugboat. “Little Scuffy wasn’t content with merely floatin
RISHIKESH, INDIA—In an effort to break down creative barriers and open their minds to new types of spirituality, members of the heavy metal band Slipknot reportedly traveled to India this week to begin the psychedelic, free-love phase of their career. “The rishi has been teaching us a lot of di
The Saturday evening union of D.C. insiders Baines Wright III and Carter Nowak featured several productive breakout sessions with good thought-starters on potential honeymoon locations for the new couple.
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While it’s natural for personal relationships to change or fade over time, many adults reportedly find it difficult to forge new friendships later in life. The Onion shares tips for making friends as an adult. Start calling your parents by their first names. Find a volunteer cause you can immediat
Treasure hunters recovered more than 1,000 silver and gold coins worth about $1 million from a 1715 Spanish shipwreck off Florida’s coast. What do you think?
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Sports
Giannis Antetokounmpo reiterated his commitment to the Bucks on Wednesday but said it would be "human to change his mind" down the line.
Brock Purdy still isn't practicing due to a toe injury that has forced him to miss three games, but the 49ers aren't ready to consider putting him on injured reserve.
Jack Eichel and the Golden Knights have agreed to an eight-year extension that carries a $13.5 million average annual value, sources told ESPN.
Allen Iverson discussed his life, basketball career and new memoir "Misunderstood" with Stephen A. Smith on ESPN's "First Take" on Wednesday.
The Stanford football program received a $50 million gift from a former player, the school announced Wednesday, marking a significant donation as it attempts to revive the fortunes of the program under general manager Andrew Luck.
Baker Mayfield has seen the perception himself change dramatically from the time he was a first overall draft pick with the Browns to being what some have described as an MVP candidate in his third year with the Buccaneers.
Arturo Gatti Jr., the son of late boxing icon and Hall of Famer Arturo Gatti, has died at the age of 17, the World Boxing Association confirmed Wednesday.
A friendly between Argentina and Puerto Rico, originally scheduled for next week in Chicago, has been relocated to Florida amid the immigration crackdown in the city, a person familiar with the decision told The Associated Press on Wednesday.
Another loss by Penn State put the Nittany Lions -- and the Bottom 10 committee -- in a bit of a predicament.
Emari Demercado, Adonai Mitchell and Jonathan Taylor will share the field Sunday and a bond they'd rather forget.
Riley Greene & Javy Baez homers sparked the Detroit Tigers' four-run inning to take 7-3 lead over the Seattle Mariners.
Who will win the Stanley Cup at the end of the season? Let's take a look at the odds now that the new NHL season has started.
Arch Manning might not be a bust, but he "has not played well at all," Joel Klatt says on "The Herd."
We're tracking the latest on what's happening around the NFL heading into Week 6 of the 2025 season.
Browns coach Kevin Stefanski is not ready to commit to rookie Shedeur Sanders moving up the depth chart.
The Detroit Tigers rallied for three runs in the fifth inning to tie the Seattle Mariners.
Colorado coach Deion Sanders is back at practice a day undergoing a procedure related to his blood clots.
Books and bettors are playing the guessing game again when it comes to OU's starting QB ahead of the Red River Rivalry. Sammy P breaks down the latest.
Chris Jones has deactivated his social media accounts after criticism of his performance in the Kansas City Chiefs' recent loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Dominic Canzone punched in an RBI single to give the Seattle Mariners an early lead against the Detroit Tigers.
Tech
We're always ready to argue that high-quality speakers are a worthwhile investment, adding new dimensions to music and dialogue that make any kind of entertainment more enjoyable. Though Prime Day is almost over, our resident audiophiles are still sifting through Amazon for bargains on the best smar
It's day 2 of October Prime Day, and Amazon still has plenty of heavily discounted traditional and robotic vacuums in stock. We're hoping this article can do more than just save you money — it's also designed to help you with the fiddliest vacuum-related decisions. Should you go corded, cordless o
A portable storage device can make a world of difference to intensive processing tasks, from running massive video games — which feels like all of them these days — to core operating system functions. A solid-state drive (SSD) gives your hard drive more bandwidth than it comes with by default, m
When Microsoft and Xbox announced layoffs numbering in the thousands earlier this year, it meant the end for a whole bunch of upcoming game projects. Many studios were forced to downsize, and some shuttered entirely, as a result. Luckily, some enterprising developers are turning the bad news into so
Dive into your favorite movies and games with a great deal on Sony's Bravia Theater System 6.
Apple has removed Eyes Up, an app that collects and archives videos of Immigration Customs and Enforcement arrests, 404 Media reports. The app's removal follows similar action taken against ICEBlock last week, an app that tracks ICE activity in an attempt to offer real-time alerts of when and where
Time is running out to save! You don't have to shop Amazon Big Deal Days to save on WIRED-approved favorites.
It's safe to say the Nintendo Switch 2 is the game console to get this year, and if you already got your hands on one, you've probably loaded it up with all your old Switch games and new Switch 2 games. If you haven't thought about adding more storage to the console, now's the time to do so. The Swi
Need a new car seat or stroller? There are only hours left of Prime Big Deal Days—don't miss these sales.
A scavenger hunt campaign to promote Taylor Swift’s new album, The Life of a Showgirl, resulted in a viral #SwiftiesAgainstAI campaign.
Time is running out—don’t miss Amazon's fall 2025 Prime Day sale deals on WIRED-tested favorites like Kindles, laptops, Apple Watches, robot vacs, and more.
This is technically the third Prime-related sale of the year, after March’s spring sale and the official Prime Day in July. Amazon calls this one Prime Big Deal Days, but to you, me and most everyone else, it’s the October Prime Day sale. But it ends tonight. This guide covers tech and gadgets t
Prime Day is usually a good opportunity to snag deals on Amazon's own product lines, and this event is no exception. Amazon is currently offering some noteworthy discounts on its collection of ereaders. The standout is the Kindle Colorsoft, which is on sale for $200. That's a $50 savings on the 16GB
There's just a handful of hours left in Amazon's October Prime Day sale. And if you're in the market for new kitchen gear to help out with holiday cooking, now's a good time to shop. We've tested plenty of helpful cooking gear here at Engadget and intriguingly, many of those items are now on sale. M
The Petkit Eversweet Max is 25 percent off right now for Prime Big Deal Days.
Bird Buddy's Pro model is fun to use, easy to clean, and makes a great gift for family—or yourself. Don't miss out on these last hours of Amazon Prime Day.
Among the many discounts included in Amazon’s October Prime Day sale are several price drops on video games and gaming gear. To make things a little less overwhelming, we've cut through the noise and rounded up the best Prime Day gaming deals that are still available below. Just remember that some
Fred Ramsdell was on vacation in the Montana wilderness when he and two colleagues received the honor for their breakthroughs in immunology.
The 48-inch LG C4 OLED is at the lowest price we've ever seen on Amazon.
With the US falling behind on open source models, one startup has a bold idea for democratizing AI: let anyone run reinforcement learning.
Entertainment
One person’s backing House Speaker Mike Johnson’s call to swap Bad Bunny for Lee Greenwood at the Super Bowl ... it’s the country singer himself! Lee tells TMZ he’s right in step with what Speaker Johnson said yesterday ... confirming…
Immigration and Customs Administration agents may have to atone for their sins ... after one agent was caught on video shooting a priest in the head with a pepper ball during an ICE protest -- but the feds say the footage doesn't show the full…
A Los Angeles Lakers fan is suing LeBron James ... alleging the NBA superstar duped him with "The Second Decision" -- and cost him hundreds of dollars. Andrew Garcia, a 29-year-old, lifelong Lakers fan, filed the lawsuit in a small claims court in…
Kim Zolciak's daughter Ariana has long had a bone to pick with her mom about embracing natural beauty -- specifically, those freckles … or, well, what's left of them! On Tuesday’s IG Story, Ariana was stamping on some fake freckles in a makeup…
Can you guess which Kardashian-Jenner sister put her famous curves on blast in this eye-popping shot?! This ain't rocket science y'all ... She once lost her diamond earring in the ocean, and she sometimes models her shapewear 'shoots in slow-motion…
Diddy should serve the remainder of his 50-month sentence in a federal prison as close to the New York metropolitan area as possible ... at least according to the judge who imposed the sentence. According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Judge…
TMZ Sports is going live from the newsroom to discuss the day's biggest stories ... but we don't just want folks to watch and enjoy the conversation, we want y'all to get involved!! Hit the comment section as Babcock, Lucas, Ed and the whole crew…
Two members of the Putman reality television family sound like they have long roads to recovery after being involved in a tragic car accident ... but three others have been discharged from the hospital. The family's Instagram page just shared a…
Scary moment for Gene Simmons ... he crashed his SUV into a parked car in Malibu after losing consciousness while driving down Pacific Coast Highway. The KISS rocker crashed his Lincoln Navigator on Tuesday afternoon ... and he reportedly told…
After watching the intense, personal showdown between House Majority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and Rep. Mike Lawler, we can now answer the question Rodney King asked decades ago -- "Can't we all just get along." The answer is NO. Jeffries, a Democrat,…
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