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Two House members resigned amid scandals, but potential expulsions of Reps. Cherfilus-McCormick and Mills raise parity and political math concerns.
New video shows Oklahoma high school principal Kirk Moore tackling a gunman and wrestling the weapon away from him after he allegedly opened fire inside Pauls Valley High School.
Taylor Frankie Paul avoids new domestic violence charges as Salt Lake County prosecutors cite statute of limitations and lack of sufficient evidence.
Authorities say dozens of vehicles were caught in a pileup on a snow-covered stretch of I-70, forcing a major shutdown near the Eisenhower Tunnel.
James Heaps, a former UCLA OB-GYN, pleaded guilty to 13 felony counts and was sentenced to 11 years in prison for sexually assaulting his patients.
Las Vegas Raiders are expected to take Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza first overall, but GM John Spytek said teams are still calling about a trade up.
A suspect was arrested after two masked men allegedly broke into a Beverly, Massachusetts, mansion and attacked a housekeeper before fleeing with money and valuables.
U.S. Southern Command says Joint Task Force Southern Spear killed four alleged narco-terrorists in a strike on an Eastern Pacific trafficking vessel.
A Venezuelan migrant accused of fatally shooting Loyola student Sheridan Gorman was flagged as a flight risk before being released at the border in 2023.
U.N. High Commissioner Volker Türk applauded global reparations efforts, calling them essential to dismantling systemic racism tied to colonialism and enslavement.
Satire
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the sudden resignation of California Representative Eric Swalwell over sexual assault charges, analysts speculated that there were now just 534 perverts remaining in the United States Congress.
HOLLYWOOD, CA — It's a simple formula: take an already wildly popular franchise and then tweak it a bit to attract even more fans.
Lost amid the controversy swirling around the image he posted to social media depicting him as a religious figure are the truly miraculous signs that have been performed by President Donald Trump. Don't believe it? They're well-documented.
U.S. — According to podcast host and self-professed theologian Tucker Carlson, Muslims aren't anti-Christian. In fact, they love Jesus so much that they want to help His followers meet Him as soon as possible.
U.S. — Fast food giant McDonald's unveiled the latest addition to its menu today, unveiling the all-new Ozempic McFlurry.
VILLENA, SPAIN—Shrugging off the notion that it required any special talent or discipline to become the youngest player in history to complete the career Grand Slam, 22-year-old tennis superstar Carlos Alcaraz credited his massive success in the sport Tuesday to the fact that tennis is the easiest
As the first supreme pontiff from the United States, Pope Leo XIV has balanced anti-war and climate advocacy with tending to the diverse spiritual needs of the Catholic Church’s 1.4 billion followers. The Onion sat down with the bishop of Rome so he could lay out his vision for the church in the 2
VATICAN CITY — President Donald Trump escalated his feud with Pope Leo this morning, nailing a copy of The Art of the Deal to the door of the Vatican.
SILVER SPRING, MD—Revealing plans to lift all unnecessary regulations surrounding the use of lab-developed amino acid chains, the Food and Drug Administration announced Tuesday that it had loosened restrictions on dousing children with synthetic peptides until something happens. “If you dunk you
WABASH, IN—Emphasizing that her son’s young age had never stopped him from pursuing his dreams, local mother Hannah Butler celebrated Monday when her 12-year-old was accepted into the worst college imaginable. “After years of hard work and skipping several grades, we are so proud that our son
WASHINGTON—Calling the snazzy battle garments the most substantial advancement in boogie-woogie warfare in 85 years, Pentagon officials confirmed Friday that development on the U.S. military’s highly specialized tactical zoot suit had been completed. “These combat zoot suits with high waists
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I’m not your average girl. Sure, I wear makeup, jewelry, and dresses, but don’t let my feminine exterior fool you: I like to drink beer. I love sports. And I can hang with the boys, even when things get a little rough and rowdy. That’s because when I was younger, I had no other choice. […]
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The bride and groom’s golden retriever served as their ring bearer, which was a real fuck-you to their two young children.
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A hiker was forced to be airlifted after he was stung by bees over 100 times, with officials claiming the stings left him “unable to continue his descent.” What do you think?
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Sports
Lisandro Martinez was sent off on Monday for pulling the hair of Leeds United striker Dominic Calvert-Lewin.
Tottenham are really bad and looking at the way this team has been constructed, one thing clearly stands out: This team is really bad at passing the ball, and that may explain their present malaise.
We explore the next moves each team should make this summer and forecast expectations for 2026-27.
The Giants and star defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence II have reached an impasse on talks over a new contract extension, sources told NFL Network on Tuesday night.
NFL reporter Dianna Russini has resigned from The Athletic less than a week after published photos of her and Patriots coach Mike Vrabel at an Arizona resort prompted an internal investigation at the New York Times-owned sports outlet.
With rosters settled and practices underway, we rank the top contenders for the 2026 college football season.
Georgia transfer Jeremiah Wilkinson, one of the best scorers in the transfer portal, committed to Arkansas on Tuesday night, sources told ESPN, choosing the Razorbacks over programs including Kentucky, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State and LSU.
Rap megastar J. Cole said Tuesday that his time playing professional basketball in China has come to an end after one game.
LaMelo Ball made the go-ahead bucket with 4.7 seconds left in overtime, and Miles Bridges sealed it with a block at the buzzer to propel the Hornets and oust the Heat in Tuesday night's play-in game.
The college basketball transfer portal officially opened on April 7, and we're keeping up with all the moves here.
Let's answer the four biggest questions following Matt Crocker's decision to step down as U.S. Soccer's sporting director.
Alexi Lalas weighs in on Matt Crocker's leaving U.S. Soccer for Saudi Arabia months before the World Cup.
England international Jude Bellingham has urged his Real Madrid teammates to step up ahead of their crucial Champions League quarterfinal second leg against Bayern Munich.
Who are the best wide receivers in the 2026 NFL Draft? Here's how Rob Rang ranked them.
Who are the best quarterbacks in the 2026 NFL Draft? Here's how Rob Rang ranked them.
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AC Milan are reportedly exploring a creative solution to bolster their strike force by plotting a move for Fiorentina frontman Moise Kean.
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Tech
Japanese entertainment company Toho has released a teaser video for Godzilla Minus Zero, the upcoming sequel to the award-winning film Godzilla Minus One. The teaser shows the famous monster next to the Statue of Liberty as it rampages across New York. Godzilla Minus Zero is set in 1949, two years a
In many ways, the HP OmniBook 5 is a better budget laptop than the MacBook Neo, especially when the discounts are strong.
Sony is removing some features from its TV guide and program guide displays for channels received by an over the air TV antenna on select models of Bravia televisions from 2023-2025. Cord Cutters News reported on the changes, which will take effect in late May.Channel logos and thumbnail images in p
The Federal Communications Commission has announced that Netgear has been given conditional approval that effectively exempts it from a previous ban on foreign-made networking routers. The conditional approval gives the company a de facto — though potentially temporary — monopoly on the selling
Google has introduced a new app for Windows desktops and, unsurprisingly, it puts AI front at center. If you aren't a big fan of Google's Gemini chatbot, then skip on past this download. For those of you who are heavy Gemini users, though, this could mean a simpler and more integrated experience on
The NAACP is suing xAI and a subsidiary called MZX Tech for allegedly operating unpermitted methane gas turbines to power its Colossus 2 data center in South Memphis. The association is asking the federal district court of the Northern District of Mississippi to declare that the company has violated
The Boys, The Testaments, and Stranger Things: Tales From ’85 are just a few of the TV shows we’re bingeing this month.
We're sliding into developer conference season and one of the biggest events on the upcoming calendar is Google I/O. This year's edition is taking place on May 19 and 20. As usual, the in-person element will happen in Mountain View, California, though many of the keynotes and sessions will be livest
OpenAI says its safeguards “sufficiently reduce cyber risk” for now, while GPT-5.4-Cyber is a new cybersecurity-focused model.
Riot Games released a pile of updates for its long-running MOBA League of Legends. One of the more noteworthy changes coming to the game is the official launch of WASD controls. This alternate option, allowing players to traverse the rift by keyboard rather than by mouse, is rolling out to ranked ma
Forget worldly woes for a few minutes and gawk at these spectacular and mind-bogglingly spendy timepieces we saw in Geneva.
The UK designated Xinbi Guarantee as an enabler of crypto scammers and human trafficking weeks ago. Telegram is still hosting it in plain sight.
Treating the sound of your space has often involved ugly, permanently mounted panels, but no longer!
The RAMpocalypse continues. Microsoft just revealed significant price increases across the entire Surface line of products, according to reporting by Windows Central. The updated pricing has already hit the official Microsoft Store, with other retailers expected to follow suit in the near future.
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Coachella—and everyone else—is making a big vertical video play. So I watched an entire weekend’s worth of sets only on my phone.
The premade Skills available through the Gemini sidebar in Chrome include ways to maximize protein in recipes or summarize YouTube videos.
Gemini in Chrome is about to get a small but handy upgrade. Starting today, Google is rolling out a feature it calls Skills to Chrome on desktop. Skills allow you to save your favorite Gemini in Chrome prompts for quick access, thereby making it easier and faster to repeat certain tasks. For instanc
Super fast gaming displays have grown in popularity recently following the release of several new models back at CES. Now Sony is hopping on that bandwagon with its latest display featuring a tandem OLED panel from LG that offers the choice of either 540Hz or 720Hz refresh rates. That said, priced
GoPro announced a new cinema-focused series of action cameras with 8K video, better low-light performance, and the ability to use Micro Four Thirds lenses.
Anthropic and OpenAI are clashing over a proposed Illinois law that would let AI labs largely off the hook for mass deaths and financial disasters.
Entertainment
7:35PM PT -- TMZ obtained the 911 dispatch audio from the incident, calling for response to the location where Clav and his pals were live-streaming Tuesday night. In the audio, you can hear the Miami-Dade EMS dispatcher call in a "20-year-old male…
David Daniel, a Capitol Rioter pardoned by President Trump, is cutting a plea deal with federal prosecutors in a separate case ... and it involves sexual exploitation and child pornography. Daniel hammered out a plea deal after being charged in…
Dems and Republicans have shown they are not capable of compromise when it comes to funding the Dept. of Homeland Security -- which is why thousands of workers are not getting paid -- so we decided to put something on the table so these workers can…
Eric Swalwell is now under investigation in Los Angeles County over sexual misconduct allegations. The L.A. County District Attorney's Office confirms its Sex Crimes Division is actively working with law enforcement on the investigation, which…
Here's J.D. Vance firing back at a heckler who alleged the Trump administration is killing and bombing children in Gaza. The Vice President was at a Turning Point USA event Tuesday in Georgia, talking about the crisis in the Middle East ... when a…
Chef Croux Koplin isn’t just cooking up a storm at Coachella … he’s cashing in big time! The private chef tells TMZ he and his tight-knit crew of six -- including another chef, an assistant and three helpers -- pulled in a sizzling $11K…
Kelsea Ballerini and Craig Conover are not dating ... TMZ has learned, despite an Instagram-fueled rumor claiming with "good authority" the two are an item. Sources with direct knowledge tell us there's absolutely no truth to the claim the country…
Taylor Frankie Paul will NOT be prosecuted for her alleged involvement in a couple domestic violence incidents in Utah involving her ex, Dakota Mortensen. Prosecutors in Utah announced Tuesday they were declining to file criminal charges against…
Sneako was minding his business, streaming and walking down a New York City sidewalk when all of a sudden he got sneak attacked ... a man sucker punched him in the face and took him to the ground ... and it's all on video. The famous streamer was…
Red card for Lionel Messi ... who is at the center of a bombshell lawsuit in Florida, with a promoter claiming the soccer legend left them bleeding cash on a pair of hyped up friendlies that they claim he blew off. VID, a Miami-based company that…
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