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Decades-old missing child case returns to court as formerly convicted suspect Pedro Hernandez faces new trial for 1979 kidnapping and murder of 6-year-old Etan Patz in Manhattan.
Three migrant teenagers from Venezuela face charges in the Chicago stabbing death of a homeless man, including a 16-year-old charged as an adult.
Muslim and interfaith leaders demand that Texas Gov. Greg Abbott reverse his controversial proclamation labeling CAIR as a "foreign terrorist organization."
Rep. Eric Swalwell, D-Calif., filed a federal lawsuit against Bill Pulte, alleging illegal access to Democrats' private mortgage records and privacy violations.
The College Football Playoff rankings showed minimal movement with Oregon overtaking Ole Miss and Miami moving to No. 12 as the season enters its final weeks.
Deadline confirmed that Paramount Pictures will distribute "Rush Hour 4" after Semafor claimed President Donald Trump was lobbying the company's owner.
A Miami-Dade judge denied bond for Liz Frechel on an attempted murder charge after an alleged machete assault left her boyfriend with a deep laceration requiring hospital treatment.
While gambling scandals have rocked other sports leagues, Gary Bettman argues the NHL has stronger safeguards and is eyeing more oversight to keep betting issues in check.
Joy Reid suggested JD Vance could ditch his "Brown Hindu" wife for a "White queen" like Erika Kirk as a strategic move to consolidate MAGA support for his political future.
Former NBA center Kendrick Perkins compared Cleveland Browns rookie quarterback Shedeur Sanders to former President Barack Obama on a podcast.
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BLOOMINGTON, MN — With Thanksgiving nearly here, local man Chad Erickson was reportedly eager to get back to his true passion as a mall Santa Claus and has already begun preparing for the gig by cutting off his ankle monitor.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a thoughtful Thanksgiving address, President Trump reminded the American people to give him thanks this holiday season.
A startling new study says Artificial Intelligence may be close to replacing many jobs for humans, and many jobs occupied by lawyers as well.
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Sources close to local man Bradley Mudd say that the 28-year-old is currently torn between learning a new board game and getting his PhD in quantum physics.
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TULSA, OK — According to sources, the car radio was switched off after beloved but massively overplayed Christmas song "Santa Baby" came on the radio for the fifth time in the span of an hour.
CHICAGO, IL — A Chicago judge ruled this week that a man previously arrested 23 times for various crimes would be totally rehabilitated if let off the hook this time around.
SAN DIEGO, CA — What had started out as a perfectly enjoyable outing with friends turned sour today, as a local man's nice day outdoors drinking with the boys kept getting interrupted by having to hit a little white ball.
PROVIDENCE, RI—Shedding new light on the everyday life of citizens during the Industrial Revolution, historians at Brown University concluded in a study published Tuesday that the average 19th-century American spent roughly 93% of their waking hours waving at trains and boats. “Journal entries f
WASHINGTON—Warning that the film might evoke certain feelings that audience members weren’t prepared to confront, the Motion Picture Association reportedly assigned Zootopia 2 a PG-13 rating Tuesday for sexually awakening content. “We were quite alarmed by the places we found our thoughts dr
President Trump accused Democratic lawmakers of “seditious behavior” after they released a video urging U.S. service members to refuse unlawful orders, claiming that it could be “punishable by death.” What do you think?
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Sales of an AI-enabled plush teddy bear were suspended after it was found to have given children explicit sexual content and dangerous guidance, such as where to find knives in the home and discussions of fetishes. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Describing the practice as a “fun little side project” rather than an occupation, Education Secretary Linda McMahon announced Monday that nursing would be reclassified as a hobby under new student loan regulations. “While those seeking degrees in veterinary medicine, law, and podi
According to a new AAA report, a record number of Americans plan to travel 50 miles or more for the holidays this year. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind Thanksgiving travel. 60,000 Redeemed airline miles wasted on round-trip flight to Ohio 2 Oven-roasted whole turkeys each passeng
WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dispel rumors of an affair during the 2024 presidential campaign, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Monday during which he denied ever laying eggs in Vanity Fair editor Olivia Nuzzi. “I know there has been a lot of specu
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucking life Monday. According to eyewitnesses, Verran incorrectly understood the receding guitar
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The NBA Cup continues as group play wraps up. Here's everything you need to know about the tournament.
A heated altercation toward the end of the first half in Tuesday night's Magic-Sixers game resulted in Jalen Suggs being ejected and four other players receiving technical fouls.
Travis L. Turner, who disappeared days before his undefeated team's playoff game, faces charges of possessing child sexual abuse material and using a computer to solicit a minor, Virginia State Police said.
James has scored in double-digits for nearly 1,300 straight games. But there is another streak that's even more remarkable -- and now in danger.
Ohio State, Indiana, Texas A&M, Georgia and Texas Tech remained the top five teams in the latest College Football Playoff rankings released Tuesday, while Oregon jumped ahead of Ole Miss after its win over USC.
Luka Doncic had 43 points and fell one rebound shy of a triple-double, Austin Reaves had 31 points and LeBron James had 25 to lead the Lakers past the Clippers for their fifth straight win.
Colorado State is expected to make UConn coach Jim Mora the school's next head coach, sources said.
Having heard the "chatter that we hadn't played anybody," Rick Barnes' No. 17 Volunteers took down No. 3 Houston at the Players Era tournament on Tuesday and avenged their loss to the Cougars in last season's Elite Eight.
Eric Morris, who has led North Texas to a 10-1 record this season while averaging 503.3 yards per game, has been hired as the next coach at Oklahoma State.
Veteran wide receiver Brandin Cooks has signed with the Bills, the team announced.
Check out the best moments from NFL Press Conferences in Week 12!
Looking to make some wagers on Turkey Day? Here's a parlay involving all four of the Holiday weekday games that FOX Sports Research put together.
FOX Sports' RJ Young offers up four takeaways from the fourth reveal of the College Football Playoff rankings.
Josh Allen needs a reset before the playoffs. Can Dak Prescott sneak the Cowboys into the playoffs? Here are Henry McKenna's latest QB rankings.
Check out the best moments from the Fort Myers Tip-Off semifinal between the St. Bonaventure Bonnies and the No. 16 North Carolina Tar Heels.
Here are all the latest happenings around the league as we enter the holiday season and the home stretch of the regular season.
Ohio State, Indiana and Texas A&M claim the top three spots in the third set of College Football Playoff rankings.
Enter the free NFL Thanksgiving Day Super 6 Contest for a chance to win cash prizes! And don't worry — Chris 'The Bear' Fallica is here to help.
Henri Veesaar threw down a massive dunk, extending UNC's lead over St. Bonaventure
Wilie Colon and Coach Eric Mangini then join Danny to dive into Joe Burrow’s anticipated return for the Bengals and weigh in on which offense they trust more — the Dallas Cowboys or the Kansas City Chiefs.
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Black Friday is as good a time as any to upgrade your home audio setup. You can get the Sonos Era 300, the company's only standalone speaker with spatial audio, for $379. That's $100 off what Engadget's Nathan Ingraham called "a great speaker, whether or not it is playing songs in Dolby Atmos."
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Headspace’s Black Friday deal is live, offering 50 percent off its annual subscription through December 4. That brings the cost of a full year down to $35, giving you access to guided meditations, courses and stress-management tools that can help you stay balanced heading into the new year.
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Qualcomm just revealed the Snapdragon 8 Gen 5, the appropriately-named second member of the Snapdragon 8 Gen 5 line. This follows the Gen 5 Elite, which was first revealed back in September.
The standard Gen 5 is still a powerful mobile system-on-a-chip (SoC) with a top clock speed of 3.8GHz. That's
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It feels like 2025 is the year of corporate standoffs and stalemates among TV providers, with the latest being a contract dispute between streaming provider Fubo and NBCUniversal which has led to a blackout of all the latter's networks on the service. Channels like NBC, USA Network, Telemundo, and B
Apple’s new AirPods Pro 3 are already shaping up to be one of the most sought-after tech gifts this season, and now you can grab them at a lower price. They’re on sale for $220, down from the regular $249. Previously, the lowest we’ve seen the AirPods Pro 3 discounted to is $239. If you’ve b
Following its licensing deal with Udio, Warner Music Group (WMG) has also reached an agreement with Suno that will let the platform license its artists' music and likenesses, and end the music company's ongoing litigation. WMG was previously one of several record labels suing Udio and Suno for alleg
Streaming deals come and go throughout the year, but they are most abundant around Black Friday. It’s been a testy year for streaming services to say the least, and one big manifestation of that has been continuously rising prices. Disney+ and HBO Max were just a couple of the streaming services t
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A brand spanking-new FoloToy teddy bear can be yours once again. However, he may now be less knowledgeable about spanking. The infamous "Kumma" children's AI teddy bear, once an expert in BDSM and knife-fetching, is back on sale. The company claims the toy now has stronger child safety protections i
Entertainment
Rita Ora may've been on the scene for a minute now, but her sexy social media shots will never get old! In honor of her 35th birthday, we're un"mask"ing her hottest shots! Bikinis, topless shots, and fruit-filled photos ... OH MY! Look no further…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. We’re still a few days away from Thanksgiving, but Amazon is already cooking up some major Black Friday deals! The online retailer’s Black Friday Week is in full…
Retired child star Maggie Elizabeth Jones was only 8 years old when she played Rosie Mee -- the innocent and pure hearted kiddo -- in the family/comedy film "We Bought A Zoo" back in 2011. Other noteworthy stars from the film include Matt…
"Seeking Sister Wife" star Garrick Merrifield is juggling a lot these days ... he's got a couple wives, a baby and three other kids ... and now he's got some legal trouble to deal with ... because he just got busted for misdemeanor domestic…
Robert Irwin and Xochitl Gomez are doing little to dispel rumors they're dating ... in fact, it's quite the opposite ... because they were spotted hanging out before his big "Dancing With The Stars" finale. Check out these photos from backstage on…
Thanksgiving arrives with a side of family drama for "Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" star Mary Cosby ... because her son is going through a divorce. Robert Cosby Jr.'s wife, Alexiana Smokoff, beelined it to a Utah court Monday and filed to…
Sukihana is urging Saweetie to come out of the closet ... and admit to being an elegant lady of the night so she can get more respect in the rap game!!! The outspoken "Love & Hip Hop: Miami" star recently appeared on Justin Laboy's…
A California man ripped a page out of Jeffrey Dahmer's necrophilia handbook ... he was just found guilty of murdering his estranged wife, then digging up and raping her corpse. Zarbab Ali was found guilty last Friday by a jury of fatally stabbing…
This sexy tatted singer just dropped a fire bikini snap that'll make fans pick their jaw up off the floor ... and say, "Be Kind." The singer-songwriter and actress has snapped up a slew of awards over her career ... and was even once named one of…
Model and actress Charlotte McKinney got her big break in a 2015 Super Bowl commercial for Carl's Jr., but now she's doing standup comedy ... which she says offers specific obstacles for her to overcome. TMZ caught up with Charlotte at LAX Tuesday…
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