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Kristi Noem retains President Donald Trump's full support despite Democratic criticism following fatal shootings during immigration crackdown operations in Minneapolis Twin Cities area.
The United States is ratcheting up pressure on Iran with sanctions as the threat of an American attack against the regime looms large on the world stage.
Under Armour allegedly faces massive data breach affecting 72 million customers after hackers posted records online following November ransomware attack.
Venezuela's acting president signs law ending state oil monopoly, reversing decades of socialist policy to allow private companies control of the industry.
Catherine O'Hara, beloved "Schitt's Creek" and "Home Alone" actress, died in her home on Jan. 30 following a brief illness. She was 71.
Former Notre Dame coach Lou Holtz, a College Football Hall of Famer who led the Irish to a 1988 title, has reportedly entered hospice care at age 89.
Federal investigation into Alex Pretti shooting focuses on use-of-force policies, despite gun groups raising Second Amendment concerns.
Israel announced that the Rafah border crossing between Egypt and the Gaza Strip will reopen "for limited movement of people only" on Sunday, Feb. 1.
Las Vegas casinos are fighting an ongoing tourism slump with creative promotions as Canadian visitors drop 20-50% to Sin City. Circa Resort has launched an "at par" exchange rate deal.
Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., slammed House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., over Arctic Frost and vowed to fight the Trump-backed government funding package, despite White House pressure.
Satire
U.S. — Self-proclaimed journalist Don Lemon was arrested on Friday for allegedly raiding a church service and intimidating its congregation, prompting experts to warn that such actions taken by the DOJ could be a slippery slope that leads to arresting politicians and other people who deserve it.
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LOS ANGELES, CA — A movie studio with access to the entire collected works of humanity for use in its film adaptations reportedly opted to make yet another Spider-Man movie instead, sources revealed.
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how to remove a tapeworm by scooting one’s ass across carpet. “Doctors won’t tell you this, but
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise choice to succeed Jerome Powell when his term expired in the spring, President Donald Trump nominated an unknown Spanish economist named Ronaldo Paulino as chairman of the Federal Reserve.
LOS ANGELES—After 15 years of promoting the A24 film The Moment, actress Charlotte Aitchison told reporters Friday she was relieved to shed the character Charli XCX. “Playing Charli has been an actor’s dream,” said Aitchison, the 33-year-old thespian, who reportedly beat out a slew of star
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A study from the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NASEM) confirmed on Friday that everyone is doing a great job parenting, and you're the only one having problems with your kids.
America woke up this morning to the chilling news that journalist Don Lemon had been arrested by the Department of Justice, sending a terrifying message that if you break the law, you too might also be arrested and face the strong arm of totalitarianism.
HYDE PARK, NY—Stifling their groans as an instructor distributed the wailing infants, students at the Culinary Institute of America were reportedly given a live baby Friday to learn how to care for a bag of flour. “Flour is the most delicate of the pantry staples, and looking after this child fo
Everyone knows by now that the Jews are behind everything that happens in the world, but there are far more nefarious plots they are orchestrating that you don't even know about.
COLTS NECK, NJ — After putting out a new song titled "Streets of Minneapolis" as a show of support for anti-ICE protesters, musician Bruce Springsteen issued a statement threatening to keep releasing songs until deportations were stopped.
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) was rushed by a man during a town hall and sprayed with what was revealed to be apple cider vinegar from a syringe, the attack coming amid a broad surge in violence against lawmakers. What do you think?
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MONROE, MI — A local man was seen shoveling snow in his driveway like some sort of idiot, because apparently, he doesn't know snow just melts and goes away by itself.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists revealing that they had officially moved the Doomsday Clock to "85 seconds to midnight," President Donald Trump held a press conference to announce that he had created his own Doomsday Clock and set it to "infinity seconds to midnight.
GREEN BAY, WI — Local man Bill Green was outed as a literal Nazi when someone overheard him saying in public that we should have some laws and borders.
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WASHINGTON—Pulling her aside at a Treasury Department event Wednesday, President Donald Trump reportedly asked hip-hop artist Nicki Minaj to explain eating ass. “Explain it to me, in the simplest terms,” said the bewildered 79-year-old president of the United States, who clasped Minaj’s hand
Sports
The UConn-Tennessee rivalry is one of the most historic and important in the women's college basketball. Here's how it started, where it went and where it's still going today.
Lindsey Vonn crashed and injured her left knee Friday in her final downhill race before the Olympics, but said she still hopes to recover in time for the Milan Cortina Winter Games.
New Bills coach Joe Brady expressed his support for wide receiver Keon Coleman, stating that "Keon Coleman is going to be a Buffalo Bill."
The Bills are hiring Pete Carmichael to be their offensive coordinator, a source confirmed to ESPN.
Patriots coach Mike Vrabel says quarterback Drake Maye didn't practice Friday because of illness.
The WNBA and the WNBPA are scheduled to hold an in-person meeting in New York on Monday to discuss a new collective bargaining agreement.
Novak Djokovic outlasted Jannik Sinner over five sets and will now face Carlos Alcaraz with a chance at an unprecedented 25th Grand Slam title.
Kon Knueppel made the critical plays down the stretch, outdueling Cooper Flagg, his former roommate at Duke who led all scorers with 49 points, and helping the Hornets past the Mavericks for their fifth straight win.
The Minnesota Vikings fired general manager Kwesi Adofo-Mensah on Friday, the team announced, a shocking turn following an organization-wide failure to make the playoffs this season.
Before Super Bowl LX kicks off, let's take a look at the year in review, with all the bad beats, teams on repeat and more.
The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is celebrating a a significant milestone on Saturday.
The Minnesota Vikings fired general manager Kwesi Adofo-Mensah after four seasons on the job; Minnesota went 9-8 this season.
The NFL has stood by its decision to book Bad Bunny for the Super Bowl halftime show despite criticism from the Trump administration.
Iowa fell to USC, Tennessee couldn't handle Mississippi State's rebounding, Illinois moved into a messy Big Ten tie, a 10-block game and more from Thursday's college basketball action.
Keeping track of players who may be on the move, manager comings and goings, and other buzz from around the majors.
NASCAR's Clash will look at little different this year. Find out how the cold temps will impact racing at Bowman Gray.
Bettors are already whetting their appetites with Super Bowl prop wagers. Find out where they're putting their money well before kick off.
Geoff Schwartz is filling his Super Bowl betslip with a couple of prop wagers, including one on Patriots' QB Drake Maye.
Here are the top games of the week in men's and women's college basketball.
The coaching carousel for the 2026 offseason continues to churn. Here are the latest news and rumors from around the NFL!
Tech
The National Center for Missing and Exploited Children said it received more than 1 million reports of AI-related child sexual abuse material (CSAM) in 2025. The "vast majority" of that content was reported by Amazon, which found the material in its training data, according to an investigation by Bl
The start of the new year is a great time to get your finances in order, and a good budgeting app can help with that. Instead of laboring over a spreadsheet, you can try one of our favorite budgeting apps for less than usual. Monarch Money is running a sale that gives new users 50 percent off one ye
Silicon Valley’s power brokers spent the past year currying favor with President Trump. Two deadly shootings in Minneapolis are now exposing the price of that bargain.
Whether you’re having people over to watch the Patriots and the Seahawks battle it out in Super Bowl 2026, or you’re more interested in the Bad Bunny halftime show, your TV will be an important part of the puzzle of putting together an excellent big-game party. If you’ve been thinking about up
Grammy winner Bad Bunny, seen here accepting his award for Best Música Urbana Album for “Un Verano Sin Ti” in 2023, is nominated again this year. (Timothy Norris/FilmMagic)
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The 2026 Grammy Awards honor music's biggest achievements of the year, and some
Somehow, we live in a world where people can bet on practically anything using sites like Polymarket and Kalshi. In this episode, Devindra and Engadget Senior Reporter Karissa Bell dive into the world of prediction markets. How did we get here? And is endless betting having an effect on the real wor
WIRED has been testing beard trimmers for six years. Our favorite is compact, reliable, ridiculously adjustable, and offers a five-year warranty.
If you're looking to expand the storage on your Switch 2, the 512GB Samsung P9 microSD Express card is on sale right now for 33 percent off, marked down to $80 from $120. With component prices skyrocketing these days, it's getting increasingly rare to see good storage on sale, and 512GB for $80 is a
Every television deserves a row of speakers to call its own. These are our favorite soundbars from Samsung, Yamaha, Bose, and more.
The notoriously challenging book is being re-released for its 30th anniversary. Its fandom is annoying, sure—but at least they read.
You have the best chance to save on streaming services during the holiday shopping season, but throughout the year, the occasional deal pops up that's worth considering. Case in point: this new Disney+ deal. New and eligible returning subscribers can sign up for the Disney+ Hulu bundle (with ads) fo
With the spring approaching, it's time to start thinking about how you'll file your taxes. Unfortunately, with the recent demise of Direct File, there isn't a free, government-provided alternative to TurboTax in 2026, and you'll need to look to other federal programs, including IRS Free File, to fil
Anker rolled out a bunch of new chargers and other gear at CES 2026, including a cute one that's already on sale. The new Nano charger with smart display, which is an upgrade to the existing Nano charger in Anker's lineup, is on sale for $30 right now when you clip an on-page coupon on Amazon. That'
With impeccable accuracy and poise, Samsung’s midrange OLED dazzles on the little things.
The Chinese government has given DeepSeek its approval to purchase NVIDIA’s H200 AI chips, according to Reuters. ByteDance, Alibaba and Tencent have also reportedly received permission from Beijing to buy a total of 400,000 H200 GPUs. Reuters says Chinese authorities are still finalizing the condi
Great keyboard technology inside a disappointing, conceptually flawed ceramic shell.
Virtually every aspect of your health can be traced back to your microbiome. But some tests are better than others.
What is NAD+? Here’s how it works in your body, why it matters, and if supplementation is worth the hype.
Turns out, red light isn’t just for your face. HigherDose’s Red Light Hat has given me the best hair and scalp I’ve had in years.
Even as Big Tech CEOs curry favor with President Trump, Silicon Valley employees are calling on their bosses to use their influence to help stop his immigration policies.
Entertainment
Catherine O'Hara was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance just hours before she passed away ... TMZ has confirmed. First responders were called to the actress' Brentwood home just before 5 AM Friday morning, the Los Angeles Fire Department tells…
Bad Bunny's got a busy couple weeks coming up between the Grammy Awards and his Super Bowl Halftime performance ... and, he'll go through it all knowing he was the biggest pop star of 2025. Billboard unveiled BB at the top of their yearly Greatest…
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned. The legendary Hollywood actress died Friday, two sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ. The cause of death is unclear.…
Bombshell allegation in the latest Epstein Files document release ... an underage girl claims she was forced to perform oral sex on Donald Trump approximately 35 years ago in New Jersey. The allegation is from a document in the files that describes…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 9:30 AM and 11:30 AM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's just…
Where are all the Millennials, Boomers, Gen X-ers, and everyone else at?! We're looping y'all into Gen-Z's hottest stories of the week, and it was packed with hotties, bodies, and all things Grammys! ... Click here, scroll, and VOTE!
Sha'Carri Richardson PLEADED with the police officer who stopped her for allegedly driving over 100 MPH, begging him not to arrest her ... but she still left the scene in handcuffs. TMZ Sports obtained the body-worn camera from the Orange County…
How's this for a Friday news dump ... the Department of Justice just released millions of documents from the Jeffrey Epstein Files, plus a couple thousand videos and hundreds of thousands of images. Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche says the DOJ…
Philippine Airlines may want to invest in a certified plumber to fly with the rest of its crew ... because a recent bathroom accident caught attendants with their pants down. Horrifying video has come out from a recent 15-hour flight from Los…
Sha'Carri Richardson wasn't the only track star arrested on Thursday -- her boyfriend, sprinter Christian Coleman, was busted for drug paraphernalia and resisting during the traffic stop, TMZ Sports has learned. We've obtained the arrest affidavit…
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