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Angel Reese's 21 points and 11 rebounds powered the Atlanta Dream past Caitlin Clark's Indiana Fever 108-101 in a thrilling WNBA rivalry clash.
Caitlin Clark shows off Nike Caitlin 1s during tunnel walk as debut signature shoe launch date nears
Caitlin Clark arrived at Gainbridge Fieldhouse in an all-white outfit while holding her first Nike signature shoes ahead of the Fever's Thursday game.
U.S. military carried out a lethal strike on a vessel in the Eastern Pacific, killing three men described as narco-terrorists, according to SOUTHCOM.
Christian Pulisic's calf injury status remains uncertain ahead of the USMNT's FIFA World Cup match against Australia at Lumen Field in Seattle.
Tony D'Angelo defends his WWE NXT Championship against Naraku at The Great American Bash, the first NXT premium live event on the CW Network.
A federal judge ordered the release of a mosque leader, ruling he raised a substantial free speech claim after being detained by ICE for speaking out against Israel.
Bunnie Xo reveals on her podcast that a Mother's Day argument led Jelly Roll to file divorce papers, dispelling rumors of infidelity on both sides.
Keith Mitchell posts a wild 41-29 split for an even par 70 at Shinnecock Hills, while Wyndham Clark moves to six under at the 126th U.S. Open.
Canada earned its first-ever World Cup victory with a dominant 6-0 win over Qatar, but Ismaël Koné suffered a horrifying leg injury from a brutal tackle.
Rep. Lisa McClain rebukes a Michigan school board for trying to remove a conservative member who missed meetings while on military deployment.
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NEW YORK, NY — MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, reportedly infuriated by news of ball players defiling their pride hats with Bible verses, has ordered anyone who refuses to bow to the pride flag be cast into the fiery furnace.
WASHINGTON—Patting themselves on the back for seeing a film that was neither a sequel nor a prequel, the U.S. populace announced Wednesday that they were proud of themselves for watching and enjoying an original movie. “Learning the names of characters I’d never heard of before wasn’t easy,
IRAN — In a sign of total and absolute victory, President Trump announced that he had secured the reopening of the vital Strait of Hormuz, which was open before the war that Trump started in Iran.
CHICAGO, IL — In a bid to capture vintage nostalgia, McDonald's has announced the return of its true, original-recipe apple pies. The company confirmed the legendary dessert will once again feature the secret ingredient from its initial nineteenth-century inspiration: cocaine.
WORLD — Citizens across the globe breathed a collective sigh of relief after learning that the government of Iran has promised to be good from here on out as part of the peace deal negotiated by President Donald Trump.
Vacation Bible School season is upon us once again, and you may have noticed that every denomination has its own special twist on how to engage elementary-age kiddos. The Babylon Bee has surveyed the country, and here are the most popular VBS themes for each denomination:
EVIAN, FRANCE — Years after wandering away from a G7 summit, a confused former President Joe Biden was seen wandering back into the G7 meeting in France this week. A gathering of top world leaders was in the middle of a high-stakes debate on global trade when the doors swung open to the conference
Elon Musk became the world’s first trillionaire after his company SpaceX went public, with his personal net worth now eclipsing the entire GDP of countries like Taiwan, Ireland, and Sweden. What do you think?
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DALLAS—In a bold risk that strayed from her usual habits, local woman Emily Lentz reportedly dove headfirst into a thrilling adventure Wednesday by blindly purchasing a different apple variety. “What crazy times might this Cosmic Crisp have in store for me? I choose to accept its enigmatic offer
NEW YORK—At last providing a definitive answer to fans’ endless speculation, Sopranos creator and executive producer David Chase confirmed Tuesday that Tony Soprano died at the end of every episode in the series. “People have been asking me for a clear answer for a long, long time, so here it
It’ll take a lot more than the death of Fran Stephens, 50, to trigger a recall of ground beef.
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When I first booted up The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I thought I was gonna be in for a magical experience. The opening title card is fantastical and mysterious, and the music is pretty good. I couldn't find an option to turn the graphics to 4K resolution, but I set that aside and got started
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RAMSES — Archaeologists excavating at ancient Egyptian historical sites discovered evidence of another biblical plague, this one believed to have consisted of a horde of cyclists blocking Pharaoh's morning commute.
NEW YORK, NY — According to sources, Vice President JD Vance stumbled upon an incredible discovery on Tuesday when he made contact with a tribe of illiterate, feral women.
The UFC Freedom 250 event to celebrate President Donald Trump's birthday (and also for America's 250th birthday, kind of) was a massive success. That means one thing — more bloody, violent fights on the White House lawn. Through highly placed White House insiders, The Babylon Bee has obtained an e
New Education Department data found a double-digit decline in the number of school-aged children who read for fun almost every day, with the share of 13-year-olds who regularly read for pleasure down almost half since 2012. What do you think?
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CHICAGO—Anticipating the announcement would rank among the biggest scoops of his career, ESPN senior NBA insider Shams Charania is said to have casually mentioned to his colleagues Tuesday that he was really looking forward to breaking the news of Michael Jordan’s eventual death. “When MJ dies
Sports
Wyndham Clark, who will finish the final two holes of his first round Friday, has a four-shot cushion in the U.S. Open as play was suspended because of darkness.
Colts cornerback Sauce Gardner says he's 24 years old, not 25 as he's listed in many corners of the internet.
Tarik Skubal has made it clear as the Tigers continue to fall further out of contention as the clock ticks down to the trade deadline: "Play better baseball or else."
Knicks fans waited decades for a title -- and when it came, their celebration did not disappoint.
Canada midfielder Ismaël Koné was stretchered off the field in the second half of the host nation's match against Qatar on Thursday at BC Place in Vancouver.
U.S. manager Maurico Pochettino said star attacker Christian Pulisic is "much better'" in terms of the injury to his left calf but will be assessed by the medical staff Thursday night to determine his availability to play against Australia on Friday.
In an early-season test between two title contenders, the Dream held off a late run by the Fever and won 108-101 Thursday night at Gainbridge Arena.
A lawyer for Phil Mickelson says the six-time major winner resigned from a country club near San Diego where he was accused of inappropriate contact with a female employee.
Mexico took advantage of a defensive blunder by South Korea to win 1-0 on Thursday and become the first team to advance to the knockout stage of the FIFA World Cup.
Mexico still don't look like the finished product, but fine-tuning can wait for another day as the co-hosts punched their ticket to the round of 32.
Catch up with the action from Day 8 at the 2026 World Cup.
If Christian Pulisic is sidelined, USA faces a massive tactical void on the wing. Here's who should replace him if he
Andrew Benintendi launched a pinch-hit grand slam in the eighth inning Thursday night and the Chicago White Sox ended a nine-game losing streak at Yankee Stadium with a 5-1 victory over New York.
Get caught up with every goal from the 2026 World Cup from best to worst.
Follow the 2026 FIFA World Cup Golden Boot race with our live tracker, featuring the latest goalscoring standings, player statistics, and updates.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
We're tracking all the scores and results at the FIFA 2026 World Cup.
It wasn’t a classic and Mexico will look for more guile in the knockout stages. But the team knows it will be moving on.
Check out the latest 2026 FIFA World Cup odds for Mexico after winning Group A.
Here's the latest look at some of the most notable news around the World Cup.
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Rivian is being sued over the self-driving capabilities of its early vehicles, or lack thereof.
Instagram carousels can now be up to 20 slides with 20 unique captions.
You don't have to have a Pixel Watch to use Google Wallet. Here's how to set it up on your Galaxy Watch.
Third-party iOS app stores are coming to Brazil.
Apple TV will show Formula 1's Australia Grand Prix for free, even to non-subscribers.
Your Google Calendar is about to get a lot more colorful.
Akai updates the MPC One and Key 37 with better processors, additional RAM and more storage.
Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto 6 open in just one week.
Now bring back the Microsoft Zune, I double dare you.
Entertainment
Jelly Roll is speaking out for the first and apparently only time about his divorce from Bunnie XO ... and he’s shutting down one major rumor in the process. The country star addressed the divorce Thursday night during a concert stop in Saratoga…
Jason Derulo hears the backlash about the shark tank he has in his living room ... and tells TMZ he's figuring out what to do about it. We caught up with the singer in L.A. Thursday, who said his sharks have more space now than they did in the…
Jelly Roll is already dating following his split from Bunnie XO ... at least according to Bunnie herself. The podcast host opened up about the divorce on Thursday's episode, revealing that Jelly Roll is ready to date and has already started seeing…
Bunnie XO says her split from Jelly Roll isn't stopping the pair from growing their family ... revealing they're still moving forward with plans to have a baby together despite ending their marriage. Bunnie addressed the divorce on her podcast…
Oliver Tree's mom is remembering her son with a heartbreaking tribute following his tragic death in a helicopter crash. Christine Begin Nickell took to Facebook on Thursday to share an emotional message, writing, "Our dear son Oliver, you made this…
Kyle Cooke just gave "Summer House" fans a little whiplash after sharing a cryptic caption that seemed to suggest he was leaving the show. His initial Instagram post reflected on season 10 wrapping, calling it the "end of an era." But the Bravo…
Actor Paul Avery -- known for his work in "All My Children" -- has tragically died in a house fire, multiple outlets report. According to Ridge View Echo, Paul's New Jersey home went up in flames a little before 1 AM Tuesday, with him and his wife,…
Brian Austin Green doesn't have to fight the temptation to double-tap his ex Megan Fox's sexy pics online ... telling us he's happy in his relationship instead of pining for his former flame. We got the actor at LAX on Thursday ... and we had to…
Chris Brown took the stand in the $90 million battle with his former housekeeper over a vicious dog attack at his L.A. home. On Thursday, the entertainer testified in court as part of the trial in the lawsuit brought by Maria Avila. In her suit,…
It's International Sushi Day, so we're serving up celebs who love getting their sushi fix with some fishy photos and pix! Meg Thee Stallion looked like a reel catch posing with her rolls ... Hannah Godwin and her fresh finds are soy happy together…
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