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Arizona truck driver Michael Porter has embarked on an epic 3,000-mile journey to deliver Capitol Christmas Tree "Silver Belle" from Nevada to Washington D.C.
Bears coach Ben Johnson praised Mike Tomlin's leadership ahead of Sunday's Steelers matchup, backing his support of Jalen Ramsey after the spitting controversy.
VP JD Vance hints at 'great' Trump healthcare plan with bipartisan support to tackle rising costs as ACA subsidies face expiration at year's end.
South African President Cyril Ramaphosa claims the U.S. requested G20 attendance while the White House maintains it will boycott the November conference.
Pennsylvania faces federal funding cut after Uzbek terror suspect caught with state-issued commercial driver license, sparking safety audit of CDL system.
New global study reveals ultra-processed foods harm major organ systems and drive chronic disease surge, affecting heart, diabetes and mental health worldwide.
President Donald Trump has reportedly been briefed on a U.S.-Russia plan to end the Ukraine war that includes major concessions from Kyiv.
Dolly Parton apologizes for missing a Hall of Fame induction due to ongoing health challenges, but reassures her fans that she's taking her doctor's orders seriously.
Jordan Chiles clarified a social media controversy over 'perfect score' comments, explaining gymnastics vs 'Dancing With The Stars' scoring differences.
Wilmer Alexy Garcia-Manzanarez, an MS-13 gang leader wanted for murder in El Salvador, has been deported after multiple illegal re-entries to the U.S.
Satire
BEREA, OH — After existing as a known sports entity for over 80 years, the Cleveland Browns embarrassingly admitted that they had only recently come to the sudden realization that they had forgotten to put a logo on their helmets this whole time.
SAN FRANCISCO—Shedding light on how consumers were most likely to interact with the popular software application, a new report published Thursday by OpenAI revealed that ChatGPT was primarily used to ask if hot dogs were too old to eat. “Our large-scale analysis found that 98% of our users are l
Pluribus, a new sci-fi drama starring Rhea Seehorn, is Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan’s first show since Better Call Saul concluded. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the series. Q: What’s the premise? A: An extraterrestrial virus causes everyone except those who were robbe
GLOUCESTERSHIRE, ENGLAND—Audibly sighing as he “listlessly” undid a corset string by the light of a candle, a sulking, exhausted stable boy was reportedly going through the motions Thursday of tearing open Lady Marietta Ashcroft’s bodice. “At first I thought he was distracted by the nicker
The post Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP appeared first on The Onion.
VATICAN — In a powerful show of solidarity with people who cross America's southern border illegally, Pope Leo XIV unveiled a brand new Papal Sombrero at the Vatican.
Being a Christian can be rough — especially if you're a Christian in America. Believers in other countries may have a hard time, but American Christians face challenges on an entirely different level.
U.S. — In order to increase its efficiency in finding illegal immigrants, ICE has unveiled a new tactic of going to all the soccer fields in town and mass-arresting everyone present.
U.S. — With the increase in violence against conservative political leaders and influencers posing a great threat to national security and the lives of Americans, federal authorities revealed that they were zeroing in on the leader of a suspected furry terrorist cell.
The post Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck appeared first on The Onion.
LOS ANGELES, CA — The results of a shocking new study conducted by researchers at UCLA sent ripples through the scientific community this week, confirming what many have long suspected: someone, somewhere is still making Avatar movies.
MEKELLE, ETHIOPIA — Starving African children bravely banded together this week to raise money to feed singer and actress Ariana Grande.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump had been looking forward to releasing all of the Epstein files in accordance with Congress's "Epstein Files Transparency Act", but reported that a dog actually ate the files, the dog was then lost in a boating accident, and then the boat was struck with a nuclear
TULSA, OK — Fun was set to be had by everyone in a few local families this week, as a group of wives reached out to each other to schedule a playdate for their husbands.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Alyx Denton, a 6' 4" bearded man who enjoys dressing up in sparkly women's clothing, explained that "Trans Awareness Week" was absolutely necessary or else he might go totally unnoticed.
LOS ANGELES—Alarmed after overhearing the young girl on the other side of the park fence, rapper Nicki Minaj reportedly stated “You think you’re better than me?” Wednesday while confronting a child for reciting nursery rhymes. “How many albums have you sold, huh?” asked the 42-year-old a
SAN FRANCISCO—Saying all his attempts to remove the 84-year-old’s stench from the vehicle had failed, local man Rob Davis expressed frustration Wednesday over his inability to get the old lady smell out of the hood of his car. “I hit her, like, two whole days ago—what gives?” said Davis, a
The post RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’ appeared first on The Onion.
OLYMPIA, WA—Sitting back to savor the 10-course broth-based haute cuisine, guests at the Northwest Community Center told reporters Tuesday they were thrilled to dine at the organization’s exclusive soup kitchen, which offers free meals by invite only. “Everyone on the streets wants to get in h
Sports
In the final weeks of the college football season, some SEC teams are enjoying a breather with easier matchups before rivalry week... maybe for the last time.
The Steelers' voodoo is working once again. And Geoff Schwartz believes it will keep up in Week 12 against the overachieving Bears. Check out that bet and more.
Myles Garrett has seven games to record eight sacks and take down Michael Strahan's record of 22.5 in a single season. Can he do it? See the odds and more.
DK Metcalf has 551 yards and 5 TDs through 10 games for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Colin Cowherd asks if it was a mistake for the Steelers to pay him last offseason.
Josh Allen is 6-0 when he scores 3 or more TDs this season, and the Buffalo Bills play the Houston Texans tonight. Colin Cowherd asks if Allen is on track to winning his 2nd MVP.
USC has a path to the CFP, but it will require a win over Oregon. How are bettors landing on the Big Ten matchup? You might be surprised. Patrick Everson has that and more.
Breaking down the fits of every top 2026 commitment, including the Longhorns' top-10 wing duo.
Watch Nebraska vs. Iowa volleyball live: TV channel, streaming options, and match time details for fans.
The Eagles' head coach is 56-22 over five seasons, including two trips to the Super Bowl. Yet he's constantly under the microscope. Why?
We're tracking the latest on what's happening around the NFL heading into Week 12 of the 2025 season.
The Grammy Award-winning artist and girlfriend of the New England Patriots wide receiver announced their child's birth on Instagram.
The Browns and defensive end Alex Wright reached agreement Thursday on a three-year, $33 million extension that includes $21 million guaranteed, his agents told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts, responding to recent reports that some players have grown frustrated with his play, says he will "never run away" from holding himself accountable.
Addison Bjorn, the No. 10 recruit in the girls' SC Next 100 class of 2026, has committed to Texas, giving Vic Schaefer back-to-back top-10 prospects after signing No. 8 Brihanna Crittendon on Wednesday.
Italy will first host Northern Ireland in a World Cup qualifying playoff in March but then would need to go on the road to reach their first tournament after back-to-back failures at this stage.
Infielder Kazuma Okamoto and pitcher Kona Takahashi are entering MLB's posting system and will be available to sign as free agents from Friday through Jan. 4.
Arizona flipped the script on UConn in their top-five matchup, taking advantage of senior center Tarris Reed Jr.'s absence to win a physical battle in the paint during a 71-67 victory.
Texans running back Joe Mixon is not expected to return this season because of a foot injury, sources told ESPN.
No. 16 USC can remain in College Football Playoff contention while putting a conference rival's playoff hopes in jeopardy by winning at No. 6 Oregon on Saturday.
A post on New York Jets cornerback Kris Boyd’s Instagram account on Wednesday said he has started to breathe on his own after being shot in midtown Manhattan early Sunday morning.
Tech
Co-op horror game Reanimal will be released on February 13, 2026. If you simply can't wait until Valentine's Day to have an eerie experience with a fellow horror-loving person, you can check out a demo that dropped today. The announcement was part of the Xbox Partner Preview showcase, but you can al
If smartphones and tablets are the stars of the tech world, Anker is the faithful costar. We’re big fans of the brand’s charging gear and accessories — Anker has earned kudos in a number of our buying guides, from power banks to wireless chargers. Now for Black Friday, a whole slew of the comp
Google just unveiled its Nano Banana Pro image generation platform, which is also going by the name Gemini 3 Pro Image. The company promises this is an improvement over previous versions of the software in nearly every way. Google says it will "turn your visions into studio-quality designs with unpr
Perplexity is continuing the rollout of its AI browser to more users. Comet is now available to download for Android mobile devices from the Google Play Store. Comet initially debuted this summer only to Perplexity's high-rolling subscribers on the $200-a-month Pro plan, but it expanded access to al
Poncle has been pretty darn busy lately. Along with greenlighting a licensed Warhammer take on Vampire Survivors, bringing a VR version of the original game to the world and working on crossover expansions, the studio is making a brand-new game. Vampire Crawlers is a Vampire Survivors spinoff. Rathe
Remember way back in 2024, when Qualcomm said most x86 Windows games would run smoothly on its Arm chipsets? Well, those promises were, shall we say, a bit premature. But with this week's launch of the Snapdragon Control Panel (along with other updates), the company says things are finally looking u
Count this as the latest unexpected detente between Apple and Google. Today, Google announced that the Pixel 10 series of phones can use Android Quick Share with the iPhone’s AirDrop feature, meaning it’ll be much easier to shoot files and photos between the two platforms. While this feature is
The Trump administration has drafted an executive order that would effectively block states from enacting their own AI regulations. According to a draft document obtained by Politico, the effort would entail a multifaceted approach including an "AI Litigation Task Force" run by the DOJ.
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Best Buy has the Asus Zenbook A14 marked down to almost half its sticker price.
The rise of cloud-based streaming for games has made it possible to play plenty of high-profile games on Chromebooks — not natively, but when you’re using a primarily web-based platform you’ll take what you can get. As of today, Google’s making it easier for new Chromebook buyers to play ga
Some people shop Black Friday sales for discounts on shoes and socket wrenches, duvet covers and blow up mattresses — none of those things are on this list. Here you’ll find only the best electronics for less than $50 a pop. These are all gadgets and accessories we’ve tested for our buying gui
With these high-tech automatic litter boxes, gone are the days of scooping and smells. Welcome to the future.
The new AI-DADA tool lets you create a unique Swatch design using AI prompts. You can’t make a custom MoonSwatch yet—but it’s not entirely off the table.
Flu season is here. Here are the best disposable face coverings we’ve tested—and where you can find them.
Here’s a guide to all the models—plus Pixel case recommendations and smart software tricks to try.
Travel pants that are tough enough to handle hangry moods and unplanned delays.
The Austin-based startup will test its high-bandwidth device to help restore speech in people with extremely limited movement.
The main event hasn't started, but Best Buy has already rolled out great deals on our favorite tech of the year.
This Game Boy clone is an uncompromising approach to the ultimate gamer nostalgia. But there are better options out there.
We found the best protein powders that won’t make your shake taste like drywall.
Entertainment
Simone Biles recently confirmed she got breast implants ... and now, she's sharing more details about the surgery, admitting in a Q&A with fans it was painful as hell! The Olympic legend answered some questions from her 5.5 million followers on…
The Kessler Twins paid thousands for their assisted suicides ... TMZ has learned. Wega Wetzel -- a spokesperson for the assisted suicide company DGHS -- tells TMZ ... the going rate for one assisted suicide is 4,000 euros per person, or 6,000 euros…
Patrick Beverley won't be appearing on Barstool platforms anytime soon -- Dave Portnoy just revealed the former NBA player is "taking forced time away" following his arrest for felony assault. The Barstool Sports founder explained his employee's…
Elon Musk's creation is staying loyal to its maker ... even asserting the X owner's in better physical shape than LeBron James -- though many online aren't buying it. Here's the deal ... a social media user asked the A.I. chatbot which of the two…
Miguel Rojas and Will Smith hit two of the most clutch World Series home runs ever -- powering the Dodgers to a thrilling victory in extra innings of Game 7 -- and now the historic baseballs are on the auction block! You'll recall ... the Dodgers,…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 9:30 AM and 11:30 AM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's just…
Canadian actor Spencer Lofranco -- best known for his starring roles in "Jamesy Boy" and "Gotti" -- has died. TMZ has learned his death is being investigated in British Columbia, Canada. The cause has not yet been determined. His brother, Santino…
Snoop Dogg has added yet another illustrious volume to his literary library -- a cookbook dedicated to the world of baking ... which includes edible delights!!!! TMZ Hip Hop caught up with Big Snoop at Universal Studios on Wednesday, and he…
New images from the deadly UPS cargo plane crash in Kentucky show the left engine exploding during takeoff ... and the blast sparked a massive fireball. Check out these photos that were just released by NTSB investigators ... the plane is taking…
Liev Schreiber is out of the hospital and looking great in new pics ... marking his first public outing since his terrifying health scare. ICYMI ... the 58-year-old actor underwent a battery of tests at a NYC hospital Monday. He was admitted on…
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