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Bartesian CEO Ryan Close says Gen Z consumers want premium cocktails at home, choosing to drink less but demanding higher quality beverages.
Beginning as soon as this week, ICE plans to dramatically ramp up operations to find and arrest Haitian migrants in the U.S. who are set to lose their TPS, sources told Fox News.
A Columbia University study found that losing just 90 minutes of sleep per night led to weight gain and larger waistlines in adults over six weeks.
The Arizona Cardinals and Jacoby Brissett finally reached an agreement on a revised contract for the 2026 NFL season, ending a stalemate as the likely starter wanted more money.
Paige Spiranac's birthday post for mom Annette has already surpassed a million views as fans flood the comments with wishes and compliments.
A massive rural California party turned deadly when gunfire broke out, leaving one person dead and six wounded as authorities launched a homicide investigation.
DiJonai Carrington accused ex NaLyssa Smith of cheating with Deja Kelly, Aaliyah Nye and others in a Threads post that rocked WNBA All-Star weekend.
The WNBPA says it never formally asked the WNBA to remove America 250 patches from All-Star uniforms, but the league still hasn't explained its decision.
A Media Research Center study claims Apple News and Google News have shown no negative headlines about Abdul El-Sayed ahead of the Michigan Senate primary.
Sherrone Moore listed his Ann Arbor home for $1.7 million as the fired Michigan Wolverines head coach and wife Kelli Moore look to leave town.
Satire
AUSTIN, TX — Over the course of a ninety-minute transaction, Elon Musk became the sole and absolute owner of The Economist.
LOS ANGELES, CA — LeBron James has made the final free agency decision of his career, announcing that he will be taking his receding hairline to Philadelphia.
U.S. — Experts remain perplexed by a mysterious mental health disorder that causes people to stab Jews.
HOUSTON, TX — Representatives for Wells Fargo explained to local customer Jim Stephens that they did give all of the money in his checking account to a random hobo, but the company would make things right by coming to Jim's house to murder him and his family.
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Sighing as he prepared to board a bus to the airport for his return flight home, American tourist Ben Frachs reported feeling disappointed Friday to be leaving Scotland without having seen a single Fat Bastard. “I can’t believe I didn’t spot one Fat Bastard the whole time
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CHARLOTTE, NC—Admitting he was baffled that the seven days without whiskey hadn’t already made him a high-functioning member of society, local one-week sober man Trent Ross told reporters Friday he thought all his problems would have been fixed by now. “It’s been seven days since I had a dri
The Onion selects the best books to take on vacation this year.
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Whether you’re out on the town or throwing a cozy event at home, karaoke can be a fun and cathartic group activity. The Onion shares tips for your next karaoke night. Hold the microphone one to two inches into your mouth. Pick a crowd-pleasing oldie that everyone knows, like “Greensleeves” o
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New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani called on the federal government to execute the International Criminal Court’s arrest warrant for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu while he attends the U.N. General Assembly, claiming that New York City did not have the legal authority. What do you think
With her roles in the current and upcoming blockbusters The Odyssey, Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and Dune: Part Three, Zendaya is having a banner year. The Onion sat down with the star to discuss what’s new and what’s next. The Onion : What drew you to The Odyssey ? Zendaya: I’ve a
LOS ANGELES—Noting that the extra small available on the sales floor just wouldn’t work for his client, Zendaya’s stylist Law Roach reportedly asked a store associate Thursday if she had Tom Holland in any other sizes. “Excuse me? This sample size won’t work for Z, she’s very tall,” sa
Sports
Carlos Beltran, Andruw Jones and Jeff Kent represent three countries, a dozen teams and a whole lot more.
The Yankees have placed All-Star outfielder Cody Bellinger on the 10-day injured list with a left hamstring strain after he flagged an issue running the bases.
Milwaukee's Jacob Misiorowski set a franchise record by striking out the first seven Colorado Rockies Sunday, and he ultimately ended up striking out 11 of the first 12 batters in a day that lasted five innings and 83 pitches during an 11-2 Brewers' win.
Cathy Engelbert might be living the darkest moments of her tenure, with questions being asked as to whether she is the right person to lead the league forward.
It's impossible not to draw parallels between Hungary and the 2025 season, from the podium to the driver struggles.
Bowers and Newell took the next step in their lives together where it all began.
A lucky couple enlisted an unlikely celebrity source for a gender reveal: Novak Djokovic.
The Cardinals and quarterback Jacoby Brissett have reached agreement on a reworked contract that will pay him $15.5 million guaranteed this season with the chance to make $21 million with incentives, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
The Cavaliers have agreed to a one-year, $2.8 million deal with Mario Hezonja, the No. 5 pick in the 2015 draft who has shined in the EuroLeague since last playing in the NBA in the 2019-20 season.
Dani Olmo has rejected Argentina assistant coach Roberto Ayala's apology for the pair's altercation after Spain's World Cup final victory.
The Yankees are placing Cody Bellinger on the 10-day injured list Sunday with a left hamstring strain.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
The Milwaukee Brewers have designated pitcher Lance McCullers less than two weeks after acquiring the veteran right-hander from the Houston Astros.
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Seattle Seahawks head coach Mike Macdonald opens training camp with key players on PUP list.
Shohei Ohtani has skipped a tentatively scheduled bullpen session, and won't throw off a mound again until his irritated left knee feels 100%.
Kalshi Promo Code FOXSPORTS Unlocks up to $500 in Bonuses for Anthony Joshua vs. Kristian Prenga.
The latest on Lionel Messi's status for the 2026 MLS All-Star Game on Wednesday at Bank of America Stadium.
Arsenal have emerged as shock contenders to land Real Madrid superstar Vinicius Junior as his contract stand-off at the Santiago Bernabeu continues.
Tech
The Smart LED Monitor Stand is currently available for $169.99.
If you don't mind using more data, make these changes to step up your listening experience in the YouTube Music app.
We also now know when it will be released: January 22, 2027.
The Apple team behind the upcoming smart glasses is reportedly exploring several tweaks related to user privacy.
Don't use WD-40 or Q-tips, for starters.
Apple will refresh its Series 12 and Ultra 4 watches with better specs, but not a design overhaul.
Your battery is continually losing charge.
If you want to tweak your Android Auto settings, the software has a developer menu you can check out.
Accurately counting calories requires more data than a smartwatch can easily gather.
Apple Silicon delivers enough performance without overheating.
Our top-pick sleeping pads from Nemo, Therm-a-Rest, and Gossamer Gear use high-tech materials to engineer the best sleep you can get outdoors.
Tired of eye strain? These tips will help optimize your smartphone for marathon reading sessions.
More electric vehicles are becoming capable of providing backup power at a time when the US is increasingly in need of more electrons.
Motorola phones may seem old-school, but their reasonable prices, colorful designs, and simple software make them good, wallet-friendly Android smartphones.
You don’t have to upload your video to the cloud or pay a monthly fee to secure your home. These security cameras record locally.
You’re an action hero, and you need a camera to match. We guide you through all the models, plus accessory recommendations and hidden software tricks to try.
Friendly hobby machine or serious production tool? Here’s how to know which one is for you.
These e-readers are more useful in their old age than you might think.
I packed these Leatherology totes with laptops, chargers, and everything else my workday demands. Months later, they’re still the bags I keep reaching for.
Plus: Russian hackers are trying to steal US nuclear scientists’ emails, the State Department bans known scammers from entering the United States, and more.
Entertainment
President Trump is doubling down on his controversial speech at the White House Correspondents' Dinner for CNN's Kaitlan Collins ... posting an A.I.-generated image depicting the anchor as transgender actress Dylan Mulvaney. Trump shared the photo…
Sara Gilson's ex-husband says he spent years begging the influencer to leave the man authorities say eventually killed her ... but she could never fully break free. Lyle Landers -- who shares two children with Sara -- tells PEOPLE he warned her for…
The United Cajun Navy is pushing back against the ongoing debate over claims about Nolan Wells' clothing when he was found, saying the focus on the phrase "fully clothed" is taking attention away from the facts. In a statement posted online, the…
It's a big day for Amanda Steele ... this gorgeous gal just turned 27 ... so here's to another year of steeleing stealing our hearts. From vlogging to modeling to acting, Amanda really knows how to do it all, including taking sexy snaps. That's why…
Oliver Tree couldn't wait for his next "epic day" ... a helicopter trip that would tragically become his last. Speaking at Oliver's celebration of life Saturday at the UCSC Quarry Amphitheater in Santa Cruz ... his mother, Christine Begin Nickell,…
The suspect accused of plowing a van into a crowd near Berlin's Pride festival and attacking others with a machete is dead after a confrontation with police, authorities say. German officials say Abdul Ballout was killed Sunday following a nearly…
Club security had two very different questions for New York’s NBA stars Saturday night ... "Michael who?" and "Right this way, Mr. Brunson." Video posted Saturday night shows Brooklyn Nets star Michael Porter Jr. towering over the crowd outside…
Former Indianapolis Colts linebacker Daniel Adongo has been deported from the United States ... with federal immigration officials saying the ex-NFL player was removed after overstaying his visa and accumulating a criminal record, TMZ has…
Emma Roberts and Cody John are officially married! Photos from the wedding show Emma and Cody sealing the deal with a kiss. Emma is also seen holding hands with her son, Rhodes, as they walked down the aisle for the emotional moment. Emma stunned…
Rebecca Luna, the TikTok creator who openly documented her fight with young-onset Alzheimer’s disease, has died at 49 after choosing to die via medically assisted suicide. Luna’s death was announced Saturday, July 25, in a post shared on her…
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