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Nearly two years after New York officials euthanized Peanut the squirrel, his former owners face another ordeal as Daniela Bittner remains in ICE custody.
Democratic state Sen. Cindy Holscher wins the Kansas governor's race over Trump-backed Republican Ty Masterson, keeping the governor's mansion in Democratic hands.
Los Angeles Chargers coach Jim Harbaugh blasted the Denver Broncos for using a medical evaluation loophole to renegotiate trade compensation for linebacker Daiyan Henley.
Jared Verse reveals he's been meeting with Browns team psychiatrist Mayur Pandya to address the 'mental block' behind his zero sacks this season.
Week 10 NFL picks feature Pittsburgh Steelers at Cincinnati Bengals, Kansas City Chiefs at Atlanta Falcons, and a bold over on Dolphins-Colts.
Defending Education uncovered how the NEA and affiliates spent nearly $7.8 million fighting ballot measures and school choice campaigns in three states.
Dianna Russini's BetUS TV debut crashed the site but dodged the Mike Vrabel scandal, joking about memes instead of addressing accountability.
Mayor Zohran Mamdani is reportedly preparing to disband the NYPD's Strategic Response Group after months of failing to fulfill his promise to do so.
Holiday beauty kits, marbleized baked foundation and more Laura Geller bestsellers are up to 73% off during Cyber Week, with face kits starting at $41.
Chicken & Waffles exit most Chick-fil-A menus on Nov. 14, but Tampa, Chicago and Raleigh diners can still order expanded waffle breakfast options.
Satire
California voters rejected a ballot measure to impose a one-time, 5% tax on the net worth of billionaires in the state, defeating what would have been the nation’s first wealth tax. What do you think?
The post California Voters Reject Billionaire Tax appeared first on The Onion.
CHICAGO, IL — A local hospital celebrated the grand opening of an express lane for people suffering from 10 or fewer gunshot wounds on Thursday, touting it as a revolution in Chicago healthcare.
WASHINGTON—Declaring that the time had come for the nation’s mightiest warriors to at last achieve a decisive victory in the Persian Gulf, President Donald Trump called upon the American Gladiators on Thursday to finish the Iran War. “I am hereby requesting that our most muscular fighting men
U.S. — National productivity skyrocketed on Thursday after Microsoft Teams went down, affording millions of Americans the rare opportunity to actually do their jobs.
NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — Local six-year-old Brayden Hempstead set a new world record this week after going 2-for-10 on hand motions during a children's church choir production.
U.S. — Beloved national breakfast food chain Waffle House announced this week new plans to begin airing the fights that happen inside its restaurants on pay-per-view every Saturday night.
WASHINGTON—Saying he was grasping at straws in his efforts to avoid spending any more one-on-one time with the American vice president, Chinese spy Simon Li told reporters Monday he was running out of excuses not to hang out with JD Vance. “I don’t know when JD is going to take the hint that
DUBLIN, OH — After seeing yet another whiny baby of a patient complaining about having an anaphylactic response to peanuts, local physician Dr. Mark Townsend recommended that his patient try just being a man and dealing with it.
U.S. — The United States issued a collective announcement today that it had officially ruled out a Nikki Haley 2028 presidential run.
GOTHAM CITY — According to sources, the Batman has exchanged his famous utility belt for more convenient bat-cargo pants.
LONDON—His heart sinking as he realized he hadn’t even been given the dignity of speaking with a real human being, actor Jack Lowden reportedly interviewed for Amazon’s open James Bond position on Thursday with an AI recruiter. “Um, yeah, it’s always been a dream of mine to play 007, and I
OKLAHOMA CITY—In what is being hailed as a massive win for the state’s conservative lawmakers, the Oklahoma Legislature approved a new measure Tuesday that strictly bans marrying for love. “Marriage should be a holy union between a man and a woman who wants to aggressively procreate, not a co
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced on Thursday that President Donald Trump had secured a deal with the Miss America Pageant to crown the next White House press secretary.
It might surprise you given my politics, but I have no problem with immigrants. Personally, I think America should welcome anyone who crosses our borders to make a better life for themselves. However, people who enter this country should do so through the proper channels. It’s that simple. If you
BOULDER, CO—Saying that the disease’s sudden onset had completely upended his life, local man Jared Houk spoke to reporters Tuesday about the rare disorder that was causing his immune system to attack Portugal. “I was a completely healthy 30-year-old man until one day my body freaked out and
ST. LOUIS—Amid speculation over local sister Megan Hogan’s new inclination for “establishing boundaries,” sources confirmed Thursday that her therapist must have been the one to put her up to this. “There’s no way she’d ask to get coffee to discuss our ‘narcissistic tendencies’ if
The end is officially near, as Democrats' midterm wins have swept them back into power, giving America — and indeed freedom itself — mere days left to live. Fortunately, you still have time to enjoy some of life's sweetest liberties before democracy dies.
ORLANDO, FL—Noting that there was “just something about him” and that he possessed the kind of innate physical tools that could not be taught, basketball scouts confirmed Friday that they saw tremendous potential in 7-foot-5 toddler Miles Covington. “I know talent, and this kid has that ‘
As America has changed over the centuries, so too has one of its most majestic symbols. Here is how the U.S. flag has evolved.
The post Evolution Of The U.S. Flag appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
The U.S. men’s national team might soon be looking for a new coach, and U.S. Soccer is rumored to aim high.
Owning last season's shortfalls, Kim Caldwell has returned to her roots. How it plays out will determine the Lady Vols' future.
Can anyone topple South Carolina? UCLA moves into the top-3 of the early class rankings, with a chance.
Entering the early signing window, these are your top 10 recruiting class rankings.
With the NBA trade deadline looming, which title contenders should -- and could -- make a deal to improve?
Joe Burrow for MVP? Arvell Reese as the DROY? Hardware for Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Will Anderson Jr.? We ranked the top contenders to win eight NFL awards through Week 9.
Here's what to watch in the second half, key QB stats and fantasy nuggets for all 32 teams.
The Commanders QB has tapped into some of sports' all-time greats like Brady and LeBron in search of an edge.
Giants star wide receiver Malik Nabers opens up about his rehab experience for the first time.
Argentina need several players to shoulder the responsibilities that, for two decades, were concentrated in the greatest player in their history.
Trent Alexander-Arnold's dream move to Real Madrid is turning into a nightmare, but would Liverpool take him back? And would he want to return?
Will Hill delivers his best bets for every NFL Week 10 game. Dive in.
Before riding off into the postseason, NASCAR's newest Cup champion Kyle Larson answered five questions to reflect on the season finale.
Here are the five must-watch games on the college football Week 11 slate, including three matchups between Top 25 teams.
In Week 11, Arizona gets a shot at Utah and Illinois takes its turn against UCLA. Patrick Everson has the betting scoop.
Lionel Scaloni has renewed his contract to remain Argentina's head coach through 2030.
Check out the odds for five sleeper games as the college football season enters Week 11.
Wake Forest announced on Thursday that head football coach Jake Dickert has signed a long-term contract extension. officially ending rumors about his departure.
Can a former high school punter challenge Jeremiah Smith for the No. 1 pick? See the latest 2027 NFL Draft odds.
Here are updated quarterback rankings at the midway point of the 2026 NFL regular season.
Tech
The limited-time offer applies to the latest phones from Google and Samsung, but you must be a new customer who signs up for 12 months of the unlimited plan.
Nvidia employees and tech insiders never thought the chip king would lose his job. Despite his sudden resignation, many of them are still in denial.
I found discounts of up to half off some of the top WIRED-tested TVs.
In a special episode of “Uncanny Valley,” we break down Jensen Huang’s resignation from Nvidia, what comes next for the company, and where the AI industry goes from here.
Save on some of our favorite giftable vacuums, headphones, pet gadgets, and more ahead of Black Friday.
A recent WIRED investigation explored the complicated definition of “power” for women in the industry. Jensen Huang’s answers now appear to show his blind spots.
Microsoft says its systems are experiencing “elevated loads” as the company races to end an outage impacting its business and enterprise customers.
Kress spent 25 years in various finance roles before joining NVIDIA in 2013
Outlook and Teams are among the platforms impacted by "elevated load" issues.
Humanity has thrived thanks to a stable cryosphere, but burning fossil fuels has increased the risk of “accelerating and partly irreversible” harm to the planet’s cold places.
This week on “Uncanny Valley,” the team unpacks the Nvidia CEO’s affair with an alleged Chinese spy and what that means for the AI industry.
After initial talks stalled, workers at Google DeepMind are trying to bypass company management in their bid to unionize.
House Foreign Affairs Chair Brian Mast said a hearing with Jensen Huang will take place before Thanksgiving.
It comes three weeks after Ukraine's speeds were restored following the last throttling incident.
The app can deliver real-time stats for each fight on a UFC card.
You can lock in orders for two LG cameras and a video doorbell.
He has held the position since the company's founding in 1993, but has recently been embroiled in an international scandal.
With its first smart display, Apple provides a lot of convenience for a variety of tasks in your home.
Yes, it's a bit attention-seeking, but some of these policies are genuinely good.
Google's first run of intelligent eyewear has a lot to offer.
Entertainment
Kim Zolciak's son KJ Biermann's sexual battery case is turning into a family affair ... with three of his younger siblings now entering the legal battle. According to a Page Six report, the Georgia Court of Appeals granted the children's request…
Some of TV's leading ladies are pocketing some serious cash for their series spots ... to the tune of 7-figure salaries. According to Variety, Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Aniston are among some of Hollywood's highest paid TV actors, bringing in…
A candidate running for a board of supervisors seat in California has all but clinched victory ... the only issue? He died back in August. Calaveras County supervisor candidate Bruce Giudici had a 497-vote lead against his very much alive opponent,…
Tubi actor Hakeem Sharif's cause of death has been revealed ... TMZ has learned. The Fulton County Medical Examiner's Office tells TMZ ... Sharif died October 14 from a ruptured cerebral artery aneurysm. His death was ruled natural, with…
Jensen Huang just can't seem to catch a break this week ... as a rumored third affair has come to light. In addition to a previously reported alleged tryst with Nvidia’s vice president of health care, Kimberly Powell, the former CEO had an…
Roger Waters is putting another brick in the wall between himself and his wife, Kamilah Chavis ... because he's officially filed for divorce. The Pink Floyd singer-songwriter filed for divorce in New York on Tuesday -- and PEOPLE reports it is a…
Anthony Clark, the comedian and actor best known for starring on "Yes, Dear," reportedly died from complications related to pneumonia. The 62-year-old actor died Tuesday, with Deadline now reporting pneumonia complications were behind his death. As…
Ken Paxton isn't wasting time sulking over his brutal midterm defeat ... the outgoing Texas Attorney General was spotted ditching the Lone Star State for a getaway with his girlfriend, Tracy Duhon! Pictures and videos obtained by TMZ show Paxton…
Season 1 of "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: Orange County" drops today, and one of the ladies is now showin' off her baby bump with her new castmates ... Can you guess who she is? Bump into the gallery for the reveal!
The terrifying moment a Brooklyn building partially collapsed was caught on a Ring camera ... showing a massive cloud of dust and debris swallowing everything in its path. The video, shared by News 12 New York, reveals the chaos unfolding Wednesday…
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