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• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
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Abdul El-Sayed's West Hollywood fundraiser at George Soros' nephew's home raises questions about his "money out of politics" campaign message.
Neil Gehring left Olympic National Park's Madison Falls Trailhead for an overnight trek and never returned.
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Benjamin Netanyahu heads to New York City for the U.N. General Assembly as Mayor Zohran Mamdani walks back his earlier protest-related remarks.
Abdul El-Sayed's 2011 comments reveal his long-standing vision for Medicare for All and making healthcare more expensive for wealthier patients.
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announces eight new members of the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force to raise the bar for preventive medicine in America.
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Corie Walsh allegedly claimed her 2-year-old son Barrett was the "devil" during a psychotic episode. Prosecutors allege she also plotted to poison her husband.
Saudi Arabia faces the biggest threat to its oil production since 1932 as Houthis launch attacks near the Red Sea's Bab el-Mandeb Strait, an expert says.
Satire
Here are the steps the NFL follows to evaluate head injuries. Step 1: Player receives devastating helmet-to-helmet hit that leaves him motionless for 46 seconds Step 2: Spotter initiates protocol after noticing entire offense kneeling in prayer beside teammate Step 3: Referee blows ceremonial gjalla
BRUSSELS — Speaking in Strasbourg, France, on Wednesday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that she had deemed Canada weak enough to join the European Union.
GÖBEKLITEPE — The invention of the wheel may lead to massive job loss, according to a caveman who sounded the alarm to warn the rest of caveman society.
The post Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde appeared first on The Onion.
PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadium tour. “This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie,” said the 35-year-old music
GREENSBORO, NC—Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his neighbor’s mulch. “Well, well, well—unless my eyes deceive, I’d say we’ve got ourselves
A totally oblivious Tyler Neiman, 29, will be killed Wednesday while commuting home from his bowling league. Though still alive for now, he will be missed.
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More than 8,000 people in Michigan received IDs with a photo of a random smiling man printed on them, with officials stressing the photo is a generic non-resident. What do you think?
The post Thousands Of IDs Misprinted With Random Man’s Face appeared first on The Onion.
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In a dramatic reversal of decades of established organizational practice, the PGA Tour announced Wednesday that, effective immediately, golf would be loud. “After careful consideration, the board of directors and I agree that, going forward, the game of golf will be really
LAS VEGAS—Seemingly unbothered by his disgrace as he sauntered through the glass doors and onto the Las Vegas Strip, coward Kevin Lombardo reportedly left the Flamingo casino Friday even though he still had a full $200 in his wallet. “I sat there and actually watched that spineless piece of shi
NAPERVILLE, IL — Sources confirmed on Wednesday that a local game group's night of playing classic RISK had now entered its fourth week.
Everyone needs to hear the Gospel, even kids. But it's sometimes hard to get them to pay attention when you're trying to talk Bible.
HEAVEN — In an unbelievable turn of events, a man on his deathbed professed belief in Jesus Christ and secured his Heavenly reward with just 0.4 seconds left on his life clock.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, the on-orbit space control weapon revealed on Monday by U.S. military officials was apparently a little triangle that shoots bullets out the front.
Judge Judith Sheindlin, better known as Judge Judy, announced that she will step down from the bench after 30 years on TV, opting to pass the baton on to her son. What do you think?
The post Judge Judy Retires appeared first on The Onion.
DES MOINES, IA — Expressing a desire to escape the monotonous, hum-drum tropical paradise of Oahu, local newlyweds Kai and Leilani Kalani landed at Des Moines International Airport on Monday to begin their seven-day luxury dream honeymoon in exotic Polk County, Iowa.
SAN ANGELO, TX — During a recent prayer group meeting at New Covenant Church, local man Steve Farmer expressed longing for the good old days when all the obscene smut out in the world was heterosexual.
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RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — Local man Jim Crest leaned his back against the wall and marveled at the second fridge in his garage, realizing for the first time that he had finally made it in life.
GAZA — In a bold act of solidarity, Grammy-winning rapper Macklemore staged a surprise rooftop concert in Gaza on Wednesday, performing his gay anthem "Same Love," before being promptly thrown off the roof by terrorists.
Sports
Kyrie Irving offered to pay Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair's $11,941 fine for having the name of a Palestinian girl killed in Gaza in 2024 written on his eye black during a game.
Alex Ovechkin is drawing criticism after appearing in a TV ad for Vladimir Putin's political party, but the NHL's career goal-scoring leader said he only "supports what's happening in Russia" and hopes the war with Ukraine will end soon.
The Knicks said they are pausing ticket sales after an error caused them to be listed for amounts that were too high.
Jets GM Kevin Cheveldayoff didn't rule out the possibility that goaltender Connor Hellebuyck could remain with the team after going public with a trade demand. The Jets formally suspended Hellebuyck on Wednesday for failure to report to training camp.
Texans star wide receiver Nico Collins suffered a hamstring injury during Wednesday's practice and is uncertain to play in Week 2 against the Bengals, a source told ESPN.
North Carolina DC Steve Belichick has resigned as the university's probe into the football program's culture and climate found "isolated" disregard for standards of conduct.
Texas coach Steve Sarkisian says he should have better handled his postgame interview after the win over Ohio State and acknowledged the testy exchange led to the creation of fake videos and an apology from star quarterback Arch Manning.
Philadelphia Union phenom Cavan Sullivan, 16, headlines the 28-player roster named by U.S. men's national team manager Mauricio Pochettino for the upcoming FIFA international window.
Some teams have already clinched postseason berths, while others are making one last push with 11 days to go. Where do they all stand on our penultimate list?
Are Da Bears for real? Depends on who you're asking. Sammy P shares the latest whispers from the football world.
Lane Kiffin returns to Ole Miss less than 10 months after his stunning departure, setting the stage for an emotional reunion.
The first USA squad since this summer's World Cup is out. Look for the youngsters to make their mark.
What to know for Week 3, including Lane Kiffin's return to Oxford, under-the-radar games and teams on upset watch.
Here are FOX Sports' expert picks and predictions for Week 3 of the college football season.
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The Northwestern Wildcats announced an extension with head coach David Braun.
Steve Belichick is out as North Carolina's defensive coordinator after a messy month for the program. Here's a timeline of what happened.
Tech
The old "where'd lofi girl go" trick again, I see.
A distribution loophole lets scammers collect royalties uploading fake songs to profiles for real bands.
At least that's the hope.
The new version of this keyboard-like thingamajig will have some small improvements.
It's the most sweeping proposal yet to limit kids' access to social media.
Trying the apps out also entitles testers to giving feedback that will influence the final versions.
Both new open-ear products go on sale next month.
After wearing it day and night for a week, I found that better health tracking, faster charging, and a simpler interface make Apple’s latest smartwatch noticeably easier to live with.
The first folding iPhone Duo is here, alongside the 18 Pro and 18 Pro Max, but they’re not your only options. We have all the details on Apple’s smartphone lineup to help you find the right model.
An underrated part of DJI's success is in the area of video transmission.
The new wearable's controversial audio features aren't available yet, but there are plenty of upgrades here.
Flash drives can vary wildly in cost. While a cheap drive will get the job done, a premium one offers extra sped and features that might be worth the money.
I’m genuinely afraid to go full-volume on the Soundboks Rider, which is built like a party-ready tank.
A grassroots live tour by YouTuber Louis Rossmann highlights growing resistance to companies that keep people from controlling their devices.
Vin Diesel, the star of the series, didn’t make a planned appearance at the grand opening of its dynamite new theme park ride. But it didn’t stop his fans from having a good time.
ChatGPT, Character.ai, and Snapchat’s My AI will all be in the crosshairs as the EU Kids Act aims to strip minor-facing chatbots of all the things that make people love them.
197 election deniers are running for Congress or statewide office in 43 states. Many of them are seeking roles that would put them in charge of voting for the 2028 presidential election.
The Defense Department issued a legal waiver authorizing current and former personnel to share unidentified anomalous phenomena–related classified information, but it doesn’t extend to other agencies.
Flock reveals little about where its license plate readers are assembled, but the answer could have geopolitical and cybersecurity implications.
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Entertainment
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Rep. Derrick Van Orden thinks the road to America's first gay president could hit a serious speed bump ... with Black voters. Charlie caught the Wisconsin Republican Thursday on Capitol Hill and asked him about Pete Buttigieg saying America is…
Ed Sheeran's making it official ... scrubbing the names of his supporting acts from the promo material for his tour after they bailed in support of Macklemore. The singer-songwriter has officially scrubbed Lukas Graham and Aaron Rowe's names from…
Three of Nolan Wells' friends are firing back at Sunny Hostin and threatening to sue her ... claiming "The View" cohost is falsely linking them to his death. According to a letter obtained by TMZ, attorneys for Warren Hudson, Jax Pitalo and Morgan…
Betty White's trust is running into issues using the late actress' money to take care of animals at the L.A. Zoo ... and now the trustee is asking the court for help ... TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained a complaint filed by the trustee for Betty's…
Rep. Nancy Mace says she doesn't want to see Democrat dongs or Republican reproductive organs in her DMs ... telling dudes of all political beliefs not to bombard her with d*** pics ... because that's just nasty!!! Charlie caught up with the…
Chelsea Handler is firing back after former opener Salma Hindy claimed she lost work with the comedian after speaking to her about Palestine. Salma made the allegation Wednesday in a lengthy Instagram video ... saying things changed after she…
Bill Belichick is setting the record straight about his girlfriend, Jordon Hudson ... and he says she is NOT trying to Lady Macbeth his coaching career at UNC. Bill told the Wall Street Journal that any narrative claiming Jordon is trying to gain…
Jason Oppenheim is making a wager with L.A. mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman ... it's not about closing a real estate deal ... but it does have to do with putting people in homes. The Oppenheim Group honcho sat down with Nithya to discuss the way she's…
Macklemore's keeping a low profile after his controversial dismissal from Ed Sheeran's tour ... stepping out for a quiet walk in a Seattle neighborhood -- while wearing a jersey some think might be a political statement. The rapper was photographed…
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