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A Trump administration proposal would require tax filers to certify their immigration status to the IRS, which critics argue could be used as a tool for immigration enforcement.
Aaron Rodgers' final Thursday night football game ended with the Cleveland Browns extending their seven-game winning streak over the Steelers.
Caitlin Clark scored 18 points but the Indiana Fever fell 94-83 to A'ja Wilson's 36-point explosion in a decisive Game 3 elimination in Las Vegas.
Michael Harris II's three-run homer sparked the Atlanta Braves to a game three win over the Philadelphia Phillies at Truist Park on Thursday.
Christa Pike survived two doses of pentobarbital in a botched Tennessee execution, and her lawyers now urge Gov. Bill Lee to commute her death sentence.
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's graphic account of the Cornell sexual assault case differs from the civil complaint, prosecutors' statements and Cornell University's response.
'What the f--k, call it!': Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy curse at each other during hot mic moment
A hot mic captured Aaron Rodgers cursing at Mike McCarthy during a 17-play Steelers drive, and McCarthy's lip-read response went instantly viral.
Halle Berry's ex was granted a temporary restraining order and is seeking sole custody of their son, alleging child abuse, including allegedly choking by the star.
Researcher Peter Garrigan says Moonshot AI's Kimi model was manipulated into providing instructions for biological weapons and assassination plans.
Sydney Sweeney shared a Lake Powell boat trip carousel with wakeboarding, water skiing and a sweet Polaroid snapshot with boyfriend Scooter Braun.
Satire
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the November election barely over a month away, President Donald Trump guaranteed a Republican victory in the midterms by officially renaming the Democrats "Republicans."
Six Flags Magic Mountain permanently closed its famous X2 roller coaster due to a history of riders incurring brain injuries, with some resulting in death. What do you think?
The post Six Flags Closes X2 Roller Coaster Due To Brain Injuries appeared first on The Onion.
PALO ALTO, CA — Local woman and self-proclaimed feminist Brandy Sidwell expressed frustration this week over the fact that all the men she hates refuse to date her.
It can be hard to know what to say to a pregnant lady, especially when you're the man she's depending on for love and support. Fear not, gentlemen.
ABILENE, TX — Local 8-year-old Caden Maxwell came home from Sunday School sorely disappointed that "Sword Drills" turned out to be far different than what he expected.
QUANTICO, VA — While delivering remarks at Marine Corps Base Quantico, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth made the surprise announcement that all women would henceforth be banned from playing any class in a video game other than "healer."
U.S. — Death row inmates all across the United States reportedly placed urgent requests to have their executions performed by all-female teams.
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Madonna took home seven awards at the VMAs on Sunday, making her the night’s biggest winner. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Madonna’s return to the spotlight. Age: Physically pains your mom to hear Biggest Hit: Goes on for a minute too long Philanthropic Cause: Tiny leather
CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these
WASHINGTON—Expressing shock and disgust that an unspeakable crime could occur at a place of higher learning, the U.S. populace was reportedly horrified this week to think that sexual assault could happen on a college campus. “You would just never imagine that bright young students—at an Ivy Le
The post Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat appeared first on The Onion.
Toys ‘R’ Us announced the opening of 120 stores, a comeback for the once-bankrupt retailer hoping to capitalize on a growing number of adult toy collectors. What do you think?
The post Toys ‘R’ Us To Open 120 Stores To Appeal To Adult Collectors appeared first on The Onion.
President Trump directed U.S. agencies to rename AI to “super intelligence” on all official documents, claiming that the term “artificial” made the technology sound fake. What do you think?
The post Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents appeared first on The Onion
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into the side of a bank. “Some of us will be asleep, some of us will just be confused, but know this:
Sports
Tomás Araújo is subject to interest from Manchester United and Chelsea, while free agent Jadon Sancho is happy to wait to sign for a club. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Deshaun Watson has the Browns atop the division at 3-1 after directing a winning drive for the third straight game Thursday night in a 27-24 win over the Steelers.
On one day of rest, Braves ace Chris Sale turned in an electric four-out relief appearance to finish the Phillies in a 6-2 win Thursday night in the deciding Game 3 of their wild-card series.
A'ja Wilson made sure her basketball spoke for itself Thursday night, as the four-time WNBA MVP scored 36 points to lead the defending champion Las Vegas Aces to a 94-83 victory over the Indiana Fever in the deciding Game 3 of the first round.
Jalen Duren agreed to a five-year, $200 million fully guaranteed contract to return to the Pistons, agent Chafie Fields told ESPN's Shams Charania ahead of a Thursday night deadline the All-NBA center had to accept a 1-year qualifying offer.
Igor Shesterkin of the Rangers became the 18th goaltender in NHL history to score a goal Thursday night.
Joey Porter Jr. says he hopes to make his debut for the Cowboys on Sunday, when they play the Texans.
Steelers coach Mike McCarthy said he regretted directing a profanity toward quarterback Aaron Rodgers during a heated exchange that was caught on the broadcast of Thursday's 27-24 loss to the Browns.
Sixers coach Nick Nurse envisions LeBron James setting the table for the offense this season. "I consider him a great offense creator," Nurse said.
The former Steelers coach revealed an unexpected longtime hobby that shocked the sports and gaming worlds.
The Dodgers begin their quest for a three-peat against the Braves on Saturday. Check out the NLDS series odds.
The Browns are now in first place in the AFC North after their win over the Steelers. Here are three takeaways from Thursday's game.
The Braves pounced on the Phillies and now set a date with the Dodgers in the NLDS.
Selected No 4 overall in the 2024 draft, Marvin Harrison Jr is the fifth-targeted pass catcher for the Arizona Cardinals this season. A change of scenery is needed.
From SEC castoff to Iowa’s unlikely hero, Hank Brown’s journey to the Hawkeyes’ upset of Michigan is a story of faith, perseverance and a family’s belief.
The league has only five perfect records left, and we predict when each of them will take their first loss in 2026.
No Aaron Judge, no problem? That might be the case for the Yankees in the American League Division Series without Aaron Judge.
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St. Lucie County thought it had 52 Flock cameras, but found many more that were unaccounted for and unpermitted.
Images are generated with OpenAI's latest model and you can save clothes you like for later.
You can't make this stuff up.
A global rollout will follow, although we don't yet know the details.
Take a trip down memory lane with the first two games in the series.
A training video reportedly demonstrates how police can evade an Apple security feature.
Google may have a monopoly in search, but neither lawsuit made a compelling case the company was leveraging it.
Bye-bye, money.
Can the rest of the country have this please?
The SiriusXM service joins a long list of streamers that have increased rates this year.
Entertainment
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Pittsburgh Steelers co-owner Robert Citrone’s attempt to stop his alleged baby mama from publicly discussing their contentious child support case has been denied by a Pennsylvania judge ... TMZ has learned. According to a court order, obtained by…
Gypsy Rose Blanchard says she believes her former fiancé and baby daddy, Ken Urker, died from an apparent overdose … telling TMZ a substance was found at the scene. Gypsy tells TMZ … the belief is Ken overdosed because an unidentified…
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The fraternity brothers accused of gang raping a woman at a 2024 party not only exchanged graphic messages about her ... they also allegedly sent around a photo ... according to a new report. CNN obtained images of the Snapchat chain, titled "Chi…
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A man was fatally stabbed on an NYC subway Wednesday ... and insane video shows the aftermath as bystanders chase after the knife-wielding suspect. According to police, 25-year-old Jyrell Thomas was acting agitated and pacing inside the J train…
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