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California Post launches Monday as new digital and print newspaper under New York Post Media Group, bringing "plain-spoken journalism" to California's 39 million residents.
Anti-ICE agitators clashed with federal agents at a Minneapolis hotel, with multiple arrests made, after Border Patrol killed an American citizen over the weekend.
Kristen Stewart is considering leaving the U.S. due to President Trump's policies, saying she "can't work freely" in America and plans to make films in Europe instead.
Drake Maye got the New England Patriots past the Denver Broncos and Sam Darnold helped the Seattle Seahawks edge the Los Angeles Rams. Super Bowl LX is set.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle walked the red carpet at Sundance film festival as the Duchess of Sussex surprised audiences with a heartfelt speech about "Cookie Queens."
JD Vance said off-duty ICE and CBP officers were doxxed, mobbed and trapped in a Minneapolis restaurant, blaming local leaders for refusing to cooperate with immigration enforcement.
Federal immigration officials say DHS mishandled messaging after a deadly Border Patrol shooting, hurting morale and credibility and sparking internal backlash.
The Seattle Seahawks are heading back to the Super Bowl, as they defeated the Los Angeles Rams, 31-27, in a thrilling NFC Championship Game
President Trump told the Wall Street Journal his administration is “reviewing everything” after the Minneapolis shooting that killed nurse Alex Pretti, as questions swirl.
Encrypted chats show activists tracked ICE agents using a sophisticated database before the fatal shooting of Alex Pretti in Minneapolis. They then used it to mobilize agitators.
Satire
Second Lady Usha Vance announced she and Vice President JD Vance are expecting their fourth child amid public speculation about the health of their relationship. What do you think?
The post Usha Vance Announces Pregnancy With Fourth Child appeared first on The Onion.
HOLLYWOOD, CA — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences released its list of Oscar nominees for 2026, with Sinners being nominated for "Best Movie We Have To Nominate Or Else We Will Be Called Racist."
CUPERTINO, CA — Sources within Apple's Software Engineering Division confirmed that their team was working around the clock to make the next iOS update even worse than the current one.
NEW YORK, NY — The woman behind YouTube's most popular and beloved educational content for children found herself in hot water, as Ms. Rachel issued a public apology for accidentally spray-painting "GO AWAY JEWS" on a synagogue.
WASHINGTON—Warning that any attempt to spend time inside a personal residence constituted hostile interference with federal operations, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Thursday that being in the privacy of one’s own home would now be deemed an obstruction of justice. “W
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thursday for routinely employing fatal use of force without obtaining the proper warrants. “For weeks
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Another long day of work was on the docket, as white liberal women clocked in for another long day of protesting the arrest of migrant sex offenders.
U.S. — Attorney General Pam Bondi has announced that after almost a year on the job, she has finally figured out what the acronym "DOJ" stands for.
U.S. — Tragedy unfolded at a sporting event over the weekend, as a professional athlete was struck by lightning after unexcusably failing to thank Jesus Christ for giving his team the victory in the game.
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DAVOS — One day after his speech that made headlines at a gathering of world leaders at the World Economic Forum, U.S. President Donald Trump announced a new round of tariffs on everyone who didn't laugh at his jokes.
David Hammond passed away Sunday at the age of 81. In lieu of flowers, his family requests that mourners place a three-team parlay on the Lions, Colts, and Titans to cover, as it’s essentially free money.
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LOS ANGELES—Noting that this year’s nominations had once again completely omitted an important sector of cinema, actor Tim Allen took to social media Thursday to call out the Oscars for failing to recognize movies where a guy turns into a dog. “By not elevating these films, the Academy is send
MILFORD, MA—Wincing at the blast of guttural sobs erupting from the speaker as she picked up, local woman Anna Higgins reportedly threw herself on a grenade Tuesday by answering a phone call from her dysregulated friend. “I’m so sorry, Jennifer—it must be really hard to get dumped so soon af
President Trump announced Wednesday that a framework for a future Greenland deal had been reached. The Onion assesses the veracity of Trump’s statements regarding Greenland. Claim: Greenland needs protection from Russia and China. Partially true: Greenland needs protection from Russia, China, an
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Sports
Real Madrid's Trent Alexander-Arnold is being targeted for a return to the Premier League with Manchester City. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Broncos coach Sean Payton said he will find several "regrets'' in Sunday's AFC Championship Game loss to the Patriots, most notably when he passed up points in the second quarter.
Sam Darnold answered questions about his big-game ability resoundingly, leading the Seahawks to a win over the Rams in the NFC Championship Game on Sunday night.
Matthew Stafford declined to discuss if he'd be back next season after the Rams suffered a heartbreaking loss to the Seahawks in the NFC title game.
Unrivaled co-founder and two-time WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart held up an "Abolish ICE" sign during player introductions at Unrivaled on Sunday afternoon.
The Giants are hiring former Titans defensive coordinator Dennard Wilson for the same role on John Harbaugh's staff, sources told ESPN's Dan Graziano and Jordan Raanan on Sunday.
Scottie Scheffler ran off four birdies in a six-hole stretch Sunday to blow past 18-year-old Blades Brown and the rest of the field, closing with a 6-under 66 for a four-shot victory at The American Express.
Geoffrey Mason, whose career spanned five decades across ABC Sports, ESPN, NBC, Fox, the NFL Network and other networks, died Sunday at the age of 85.
Who are the best quarterbacks in the 2026 class? We sized up the top 12, starting with Fernando Mendoza and Ty Simpson.
The Patriots completed a remarkable turnaround under coach Mike Vrabel, earning a trip to the Super Bowl after winning just eight games total the past two seasons.
Breaking down the biggest talking points from the conference title games and why the Seahawks and the Patriots advanced to Super Bowl LX.
Matthew Stafford didn't indicate what's next for him, but Sean McVay was incredulous on the question of his quarterback's future.
Seahawks QB Sam Darnold continued to rewrite his legacy, adding another chapter with his performance against the Rams on Sunday.
Sean Payton admitted that he's second-guessing his decision to go for it on a key fourth down in the Broncos' three-point loss to the Patriots in the AFC title game.
The Seahawks and Patriots are set for a rematch of Super Bowl XLIX. What's in store?
Jaxon Smith-Njigba dominated in the NFC Championship Game as Tom Brady explained what makes the Seahawks WR so special.
We know the Patriots will be in the Super Bowl, and we'll shortly know who they'll face. Here's how to watch Super Bowl LX.
Tom Brady awards Seattle Seahawks WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba with the LFG Player of the Game after his big performance against the Los Angeles Rams in the NFC Championship.
The Seattle Seahawks' NFC Championship trophy ceremony after a 31-27 victory over the Los Angeles Rams.
FOX Sports Research dives into just how historic the Patriots run to the Super Bowl is.
Tech
I’ve tested two laptops powered by Panther Lake—pitting them head-to-head against laptops with Apple Silicon—and Intel has finally scored a much-needed win with the Core Ultra Series 3.
The New England Patriots are headed to the 2026 Super Bowl. (Lauren Leigh Bacho via Getty Images)
Lauren Leigh Bacho via Getty Images
The New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks will face off in Super Bowl LX. For those of you who just can't with Roman numerals, that's Super Bowl 60,
Never underestimate the chilling powers of grainy grayscale imagery and ethereal whooshing sounds. Outside Parties asks, "What if I Spy, but in an alien hell dimension?", and it is impressively unnerving despite the fact that nothing's really happening at any given time. It goes all in on atmosphere
Microsoft issued another out-of-band update to fix a bug that caused Outlook to crash for Windows 11 users. This second emergency patch addresses issues seen with Outlook and files stored in the cloud following Microsoft's January 2026 Windows security update.
According to Microsoft, this update fix
Democratic lawmakers have few options that wouldn’t trigger something like civil war.
A new and improved Siri may finally make an appearance, but this time, it could be with a Google Gemini glow up. According to Bloomberg's Mark Gurman, Apple wants to announce a new Siri in "the second half of February" that will show off the results of its recently announced partnership with Google
There's a new trailer for the upcoming Super Mario movie, The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, and it confirms some beloved characters are joining the crew for its latest adventure. The trailer provides our first official look at Yoshi in the new movie, whose appearance was leaked back in the fall by a Pil
Your Gmail inbox should now be back to normal after Saturday’s hiccups. Google said in an update on X on Saturday night that the issue, which affected the automatic filters that keep Gmail users’ inboxes free from the clutter of promotional emails, non-urgent updates and spam, “is now fully r
This new prescription hearing aid has a special chip designed to improve hearing in noisy conditions.
A thin, watery layer coating the surface of ice is what makes it slick. Despite a great deal of theorizing over the centuries, though, it isn't entirely clear why that layer forms.
You don't need to Ernest Shackleton yourself to reap the benefits of cold plunging. A calm, controlled ice bath is key.
Who cares about kids when adult collectors are willing to pay top dollar?
This is the easiest to use 3D printer I've ever tried.
Keep things smelling fresh with these handy home gadgets. After researching and testing over a dozen devices, the Urpower Aroma is our favorite for most people.
Within minutes of the shooting, the Trump administration and right-wing influencers began disparaging the man shot by a federal immigration officer on Saturday in Minneapolis.
A new federal filing from ICE demonstrates how commercial tools are increasingly being considered by the government for law enforcement and surveillance.
OpenAI may have called GPT-5.2 its "most advanced frontier model for professional work," but tests conducted by the Guardian cast doubt on its credibility. According to the report, OpenAI's GPT-5.2 model cited Grokipedia, the online encyclopedia powered by xAI, when it came to specific, but controve
Before Electronic Arts goes private in a groundbreaking sale, some US lawmakers are pleading for some federal oversight. Democratic members of the US Congress, as part of the Congressional Labor Caucus, penned a letter asking the Federal Trade Commission to "thoroughly review" the $55 billion acquis
Waymo has caught the attention of the National Transportation Safety Board as the federal agency launched an official investigation into the company for its robotaxis improperly passing school buses in Austin, Texas. The NTSB said on X that it would "examine the interaction between Waymo vehicles an
Google has started rolling out a new feature for its Photos app that can turn your images into memes. The feature, called Me Meme, uses Google Gemini to take meme templates and recreate them with the photo you use from within the app. It’s still in its experimental stages and will only be availabl
Entertainment
Sydney Sweeney snuck up an L.A. mountain a few days ago, climbed the iconic HOLLYWOOD Sign, and laced it with bras ... and she may have gotten in trouble with the law. TMZ obtained video of the "Christy" star scaling what appears to be the "H" with…
Former NFL player Jeff Faine just listed his Florida pad for $3.9 million ... offering up a rare mix of luxury and country living in the Sunshine State!! TMZ Sports has learned the 10-year NFL vet put the estate on the market this week with Marlene…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Winter has officially declared war on our skin … but don't let the freezing temps win. If the weather has got your face feeling tight and flaky, it’s time to fight…
American actress Cybill Shepherd was in her mid 20s when she played opposite Robert De Niro as Betsy in the Martin Scorsese classic "Taxi Driver" back in 1976. Cybill hit the big screen with Hollywood icons like of course, Robert De Niro ... Jodie…
The Super Bowl is set -- the Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots will meet in the Big Game on Feb. 8 ... a rematch more than a decade in the making. The Pats handled business first on Sunday ... holding off the Jarrett Stidham-led Denver…
Stefon Diggs is going to the Super Bowl for the first time ever ... and no one is happier about it than his girlfriend Cardi B. In a video shared on the Patriots Instagram account, the rapper screams, “We going to the Super Bowl! Let’s go!”…
Quinton Aaron -- the actor who played Michael Oher in "The Blind Side" -- has been hospitalized after collapsing at his home .. TMZ has learned. A manager for the actor tells TMZ ... he's been hospitalized in Atlanta for the past three days. We're…
Joe and Melissa Gorga from "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" ducked the winter storm descending on their hometown and showed off their hot bods in sunny Miami over the weekend. Check out the pics shot Sunday ... Melissa looked amazing in a…
Alex Pretti -- the ICU nurse who was fatally shot by a Border Patrol agent in Minneapolis, Minnesota -- is being remembered as someone who deeply cared for others. This was maybe most evident in a video showing Alex giving a final salute to a…
It's finally that time of the year again, folks, and you probably need a brush-up on who got put up for an Academy Award ... can you guess who this Oscar-nominated actor is? We ran into this star right after he got off a crazy weather-delayed…
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