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An appeals court upheld New Jersey's residency requirement for physician-assisted suicide, ruling that terminally ill patients from other states are not afforded the option.
Environmental group files lawsuit challenging Trump's decision to replace winning national park photo with his face on 2026 America the Beautiful Pass.
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado makes public appearance in Oslo after 11 months in hiding as daughter accepts Nobel Peace Prize on her behalf.
Taylor Swift responds to critics telling her to "give someone else a turn," saying "'I don't want to'" during candid "Late Show" interview with Stephen Colbert.
The college football world reacted after Michigan fired Sherrone Moore for "inappropriate relationship" with staff member, pushing other controversies aside during a chaotic week.
ICE disputes Rep. Adelita Grijalva's claims about being pepper sprayed during Tucson immigration raid, accusing the Arizona Democrat of joining a "rioting crowd."
Indiana redistricting battle intensifies as Trump warns Republican lawmakers they face primary challenges if they block congressional map redistricting plans.
A human skull and other remains were discovered in Coney Island bushes, sparking a police investigation, although some body parts remain missing.
Trump administration creates militarized zone covering 760 acres along California-Mexico border under Navy control for enhanced border security operations.
The Trump administration is considering terrorism sanctions against UNRWA over alleged Hamas ties, potentially disrupting Palestinian aid across Middle East.
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INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The Indianapolis Colts unveiled a new trick play where quarterback Philip Rivers fakes a handoff, then jogs off the field to get his wife pregnant again.
OLATHE, KS — A local church gathering was set to offer new insights into life that no one else had ever discovered before, as a small group waited in hushed anticipation, as newlyweds prepared to offer marriage advice to everyone else.
Men, if you're still looking for love we've got a sweet life hack for you today — trick a nice girl into marrying you by hiding your obsessive hobby until after you've tied the knot and she's stuck with you.
The Golden Globe Awards announced the addition of a new best podcast category, with the inaugural nominees avoiding podcasts that are controversial and politically charged. What do you think?
The post Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category appeared first on The Onion.
The kids are really begging for smartphones this Christmas, but we all know there are potential risks. In lieu of purchasing your child a smartphone, perhaps consider any of these 13 safer alternatives:
U.S. — In a corroboration of what many had long suspected, a new report finally confirmed that the holiday of Kwanzaa had been revealed to be an elaborate prank on white people.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A $12 billion aid package for the agricultural industry is designed to help American farmers cope with how good the economy is, President Trump announced Monday.
The actual house where Illinois State University sophomores Andy Webber and Tina Gomez shot their 19-minute student film, Rest In Pete. Reference #90835
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NEW YORK—As part of what the telecommunications giant characterizes as an ongoing commitment to transparency, Verizon’s customer service line began informing users this week that their calls would be monitored for the company’s sadistic amusement. “By staying on the line, you consent to bein
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LOS ANGELES—In a groundbreaking finding that reveals a major shift in media consumption habits, a new study published Wednesday found that young people now watch more YouTube content than zoetropes of galloping horses. “It may be hard for older generations to understand, but today’s young cons
Guests spent the evening wondering why, if Chase’s family is so loaded, there’s only one guy working behind the bar.
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Police in New Zealand recovered a rare $19,000 Fabergé egg pendant swallowed by an alleged thief, with the pendant exiting his body naturally after six days of around-the-clock monitoring. What do you think?
The post Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief appeared first on The Onion.
Clinic Closures Force More Rural Americans To Rely On Horse Who Stomps Twice When Patient Has Cancer
WASHINGTON—In the wake of the Trump administration’s decision to require employers to pay a $100,000 fee in order to hire immigrant physicians on H-1B visas, clinics closures across rural America this week have reportedly forced many residents to rely on a horse who stomps twice when a patient h
CINCINNATI—Saying the man’s reputation was unlikely ever to recover from the embarrassment, sources confirmed Tuesday that local accountant Josh Hunter had completely humiliated himself at his company’s holiday party by telling his coworkers he appreciated them. “It’s normal to have a coup
HIRAIZUMI- CHŌ, NISHIIWAI, IWATE, JAPAN— Struggling to decide whether one on fall or spring would rock their shit more, Zen monk Ken Ito strained for a haiku to knock them on their asses. “I could mess them up with that Bashō one about the full moon’s splendor,” the Buddhist monk said Wedn
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LeBron James and the Lakers agreed it's too early to discuss how far the Lakers can go in the postseason, especially after the Spurs exposed their already suspect perimeter defense Wednesday to eliminate L.A. from the NBA Cup.
Suns guard Grayson Allen was ejected from an NBA Cup quarterfinal game against Oklahoma City on Wednesday night after he shoved Thunder center Chet Holmgren and knocked him to the floor.
Audi Crooks had another huge game in leading No. 10 Iowa State past in-state rival and No. 11 Iowa on Wednesday. After the win, which kept the Cyclones undefeated at 11-0, Crooks said, "I feel like now we're officially battle-tested."
Warriors star Stephen Curry, who has missed the past five games because of a bruised thigh, is expected to return Friday against the Wolves.
The NWSL's Board of Governors is in advanced discussions about implementing a new roster mechanism that would allow each team to pay star players significant salaries beyond the current salary cap, multiple sources confirmed to ESPN.
NFL teams were informed in a memo Wednesday that the collective bargaining agreement between the league and NFL Referees Association expires at the end of May, making this current season the final one of the existing agreement.
Philip Rivers hasn't taken a snap since 2020, but he might be about to enter a playoff race against elite defenses.
The Thunder punched their ticket to Las Vegas with a 49-point blowout of the Suns in Wednesday's NBA Cup quarterfinals, matching the 2015-16 Warriors for the best 25-game start in NBA history at 24-1.
The NHL is back at the Games. Here's our final look at which players will make the cut for the big five.
Paul spent only one season in OKC but left a lasting impression on reigning MVP Shai Gilgeous-Alexander.
Check out the greatest moments and plays in this matchup between the Minnesota Golden Gophers and the No. 6 Purdue Boilermakers.
Here are five names Michigan could hire as its next head football coach.
Braden Smith connected with Jacobsen for an alley-oop dunk, the Purdue Boilermakers leads the Minnesota Golden Gophers.
There will be a huge spotlight pointed on the Mets leadership to retool a lineup that matches its big spending ways. Otherwise, what was the point?
Bobby Durkin finished tough play in the paint for a tough and-one, the Minnesota Golden Gophers trail the Purdue Boilermakers.
Juventus is one point away from a seeded playoff spot in the UEFA Champions League knockout stage thanks to a pair of goals from two of CONCACAF's finest, Weston McKennie and Jonathan David.
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Tech
Streaming services keep raising prices. At this point, if you subscribe to all the major services out there, you're basically paying the same price as cable — those antiquated local monopolies that streaming was supposed to save us from. But streaming still has one big advantage over the old ways:
With support from Microsoft, Stripe, and Shopify, Running Tide billed itself as on the cutting edge of carbon removal. In the end, it resorted to dumping thousands of tons of wood chips in the sea.
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Indie game developer Edmund McMillen hosted a Reddit AMA today offering some more details about his upcoming game Mewgenics. For starters, the Steam release date for this turn-based cat-breeding RPG has been slightly delayed to February 10. The game was first announced all the way back in 2012 and h
The year is 1987. Beverly Hills Cop II is the highest-grossing movie. "Walk Like an Egyptian" is the hottest song. The Iran-Contra scandal dominates American political headlines, while Konami’s Contra sucks up coins in arcades. But towering above them all is the watershed moment of Jaws arriving o
Apple Music and Apple TV were briefly down during outage, according to Apple’s System Status page. The outage was logged on Apple’s own system at around 2:53PM ET and affected both of the company’s streaming services, along with Apple TV’s Channels feature, until the company resolved the iss
Mark Zuckerberg has for months publicly hinted that he is backing away from open-source AI models. Now, Meta's latest AI pivot is starting to come into focus. The company is reportedly working on a new model, known inside of Meta as "Avocado," which could mark a major shift away from its previous op
True Classic Tees is running holiday “flash deals” with some of the best prices we've seen in months.
Eufy’s last-season robot vacuum-mop has a crazy price cut. Grab it before it’s gone.
Spotify is attempting to give users more control over the music the streaming service recommends with a new playlist feature called "Prompted Playlist." The beta feature is rolling out in New Zealand starting on December 11, and will let users write a custom prompt that Spotify can use — alongside
Intel will have to pay up in an antitrust case dating back to 2009, Reuters reported on Wednesday. The company has lost its challenge against a €376 million ($438.7 million) regulatory fine levied by the European Commission. However, Intel managed to get the amount reduced to 237 million euros ($2
There are a lot of competing ideas as to what a white elephant gift exchange really is. The origins of the term “white elephant” point to one definition: According to legend, the King of Siam would give a white elephant to courtiers who had upset them. It was a far more devious punishment than s
You gotta love that post-Day of the Devs showcase feeling. The organization, founded by Double Fine Productions and iam8bit, consistently highlights top-tier games from independent developers across the globe, providing space for creators to share their stories in both online and in-person events. T
Sony just announced December's Game Catalog additions for PS Plus subscribers and it's a pretty decent lineup. All of these titles will be ready to play on December 16, except Skate Story which is already available.
Speaking of Skate Story, it's a really weird skateboarding sim that's set in a glas
Most Democratic-led states will continue to recommend the hepatitis B vaccine at birth, despite a CDC advisory panel’s vote against it.
The names of two partial owners of firms linked to the Salt Typhoon hacker group also appeared in records for a Cisco training program—years before the group targeted Cisco’s devices in a spy campaign.
As the US government rapidly merges data from across agencies in service of draconian immigration policies, citizens increasingly risk being caught up as well.
From high-tech skin care to cool accessories, these are our favorite picks for the WIRED mom in your life.
Entertainment
Andy Dick had everyone worried after suffering a drug overdose on the streets of Hollywood this week ... but he’s making it pretty clear he’s not planning to seek out any professional help. The troubled comedian invited a TMZ photographer into…
Hailee Steinfeld is kickin' off another scorchin' year around the sun, and we've rounded up her hottest shots for some good luck! From lacy bralettes to putting her bod on full display, Hailee's sexy snaps will bring you "Back to Life!" Lookin'…
NBA champion Isaiah Rider was arrested earlier this month after he allegedly violated a court order ... TMZ Sports has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us that the 54-year-old was arrested on December 4 and charged with one count of…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. We know you're still scrambling to find the perfect holiday gift for the special lady in your life, so let us help you out. This year, put something sparkly under the…
American comedian Paula Poundstone was in her early-mid 30s when she shot to stardom back in the '90s -- with her hilarious stand-up comedy specials on HBO. Paula was also showcased on shows like "Hollywood Squares." Guess what she looks like now…
Jen Shah finally reunited with her family and friends after spending 33 months behind bars in Texas ... marking the first time she's been seen since her prison release. "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" alum was captured arriving at Salt Lake…
It appears CBS is taking another look at David Del Rio and his sexual assault allegation leveled against him by his "Matlock" co-star ... because TMZ has learned the studio has reopened its investigation. TMZ broke the news ... Del Rio was booted…
Kelly Osbourne isn't backing down to social media trolls commenting on her appearance since her dad died. She's got 3 words for them ... "go f*** yourself." The British singer and actress delivered the apropos message in a now-deleted Instagram…
7:25 PM PT -- According to court records, Sherrone Moore is currently in custody at the Washtenaw County Jail in Michigan. Pittsfield PD tells TMZ Sports they responded to a home to investigate an alleged assault at around 4 PM. While they did not…
During an interview on his Sirius XM show, Howard Stern joked Hugh Jackman is so handsome, he'd be willing to give him a hand and then some ... saying he would go to third base for the actor. The indecent proposal followed minutes after Howard…
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