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Cam Skattebo revealed his pregame pretzel-wrapped hot dog made him puke during the New York Giants' loss to the Washington Commanders on Thursday.
Sedgwick County DA Marc Bennett says negligence alone cannot support vehicular manslaughter charges under Kansas law after the Stryker Complex crash.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio is delivering a high-profile speech on the "spirit of Marx" Friday at the Federalist Society' National Lawyers Convention.
Deonna Purrazzo names Janai Kai and Marina Shafir as the two challengers most likely to end her nearly year-long Ring of Honor pure title reign.
How American intelligence uncovered a suspected Chinese spy operation targeting Nvidia's AI chips through Singapore and Malaysia data centers.
Kamario Taylor's reported $7.5 million NIL deal to stay at Mississippi State signals a quarterback market that shows no signs of slowing down.
Lamar Jackson faces a 6-10 week recovery from thumb surgery, and the Baltimore Ravens have lost four straight games in a crowded AFC North race.
No. 6 Virginia Cavaliers bring four double-digit college basketball wins into a road matchup with Maryland, which is reeling from a Georgetown loss.
What issues do you think the Republicans and Democrats can come together on?
Randy Travis’ wife says doctors gave country legend 1% chance of survival before miraculous comeback
Randy Travis' wife Mary reveals the emotional journey from a 1% survival chance to releasing "Same Old Way" more than a decade after his stroke.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Friday morning officially mandating that all incoming and re-elected U.S. Senators take their oath of office with one hand resting on a copy of his 1987 memoir, Trump: The Art of the Deal.
NEW YORK—Touched by his dedication and realizing his time was running tragically short, Rockstar Games allowed a dying fan to visit its office Wednesday and play Grand Theft Auto III from the comfort of a hospital bed. “When we heard about this poor kid and how urgent his situation was, we flew
WASHINGTON—Claiming that concerns over pollution levels were vastly overblown, the Environmental Protection Agency issued a statement Tuesday assuring the public that the air was still safe for non-breathing applications. “The air quality is perfectly safe, provided it’s not being used for an
SEOUL—Shocking fans with a move few saw coming, K-pop star Jung Kook confirmed in an interview Friday that he was leaving BTS for Blue Man Group. “BTS has been one heck of a ride, but it’s time for me to begin my next chapter,” said the 28-year-old singer, songwriter, and dancer, who added t
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL—As he noted how coddled kids were nowadays compared with older generations, area grandfather Hank Hayes recalled Friday that when he was young, he had to evolve legs to get to school. “Back in my day, if you wanted an education, you had to crawl out of the ocean on your fins
Modern technology is great, especially when it comes to raising children. If there's something you want to go do, you can just plop the kid in front of a TV or tablet, and you're totally free. But that's not the only perk.
California voters rejected a ballot measure to impose a one-time, 5% tax on the net worth of billionaires in the state, defeating what would have been the nation’s first wealth tax. What do you think?
The post California Voters Reject Billionaire Tax appeared first on The Onion.
CHICAGO, IL — A local hospital celebrated the grand opening of an express lane for people suffering from 10 or fewer gunshot wounds on Thursday, touting it as a revolution in Chicago healthcare.
WASHINGTON—Declaring that the time had come for the nation’s mightiest warriors to at last achieve a decisive victory in the Persian Gulf, President Donald Trump called upon the American Gladiators on Thursday to finish the Iran War. “I am hereby requesting that our most muscular fighting men
U.S. — National productivity skyrocketed on Thursday after Microsoft Teams went down, affording millions of Americans the rare opportunity to actually do their jobs.
NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — Local six-year-old Brayden Hempstead set a new world record this week after going 2-for-10 on hand motions during a children's church choir production.
U.S. — Beloved national breakfast food chain Waffle House announced this week new plans to begin airing the fights that happen inside its restaurants on pay-per-view every Saturday night.
WASHINGTON—Saying he was grasping at straws in his efforts to avoid spending any more one-on-one time with the American vice president, Chinese spy Simon Li told reporters Monday he was running out of excuses not to hang out with JD Vance. “I don’t know when JD is going to take the hint that
DUBLIN, OH — After seeing yet another whiny baby of a patient complaining about having an anaphylactic response to peanuts, local physician Dr. Mark Townsend recommended that his patient try just being a man and dealing with it.
U.S. — The United States issued a collective announcement today that it had officially ruled out a Nikki Haley 2028 presidential run.
GOTHAM CITY — According to sources, the Batman has exchanged his famous utility belt for more convenient bat-cargo pants.
LONDON—His heart sinking as he realized he hadn’t even been given the dignity of speaking with a real human being, actor Jack Lowden reportedly interviewed for Amazon’s open James Bond position on Thursday with an AI recruiter. “Um, yeah, it’s always been a dream of mine to play 007, and I
OKLAHOMA CITY—In what is being hailed as a massive win for the state’s conservative lawmakers, the Oklahoma Legislature approved a new measure Tuesday that strictly bans marrying for love. “Marriage should be a holy union between a man and a woman who wants to aggressively procreate, not a co
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced on Thursday that President Donald Trump had secured a deal with the Miss America Pageant to crown the next White House press secretary.
Sports
While much attention has been on the Horns' offense, a newly aggressive D has kept them in the CFP hunt.
There is understandably little patience at LSU this season. Lane Kiffin's chance to turn things around starts now.
Week 11 brings SEC drama, Big 12 elimination games and order vs. chaos in the Big Ten and ACC.
Kirk Cousins' return to Minnesota? Patriots vs. Lions in Germany? There are 13 more games in Week 10, and we have picks, predictions and more for all of them.
The Raiders had a plan for Fernando Mendoza in Year 1 and stuck to it as long as they could.
The Atlanta Falcons have signed defensive end Cameron Thomas and cornerback C.J. Henderson to multiyear contract extensions, the team announced Friday.
Ravens coach Jesse Minter's update on Lamar Jackson's recovery process calls such timelines "challenging to predict."
Commanders quarterback Jayden Daniels shook off two interceptions and multiple weeks of failed late-game drives to deliver when Washington needed him most.
Chargers coach Jim Harbaugh on Thursday expressed frustration with the Denver Broncos about a nixed trade this week involving linebacker Daiyan Henley.
The 30th season of ABC's "The Bachelor" that will premiere in March 2027 will star the former Notre Dame standout.
New York Jets wide receiver Garrett Wilson is close to clearing the concussion protocol, and coach Aaron Glenn expects to have him in the lineup Sunday against the Buffalo Bills.
The NC State Wolfpack have officially hired former NFL quarterback Philip Rivers as the program's next head football coach.
Following their thrilling win over the Giants, Commanders coach Dan Quinn lauded the team's resilience, specifically that of QB Jayden Daniels.
The U.S. men’s national team might soon be looking for a new coach, and U.S. Soccer is rumored to aim high.
Outgoing USA coach Mauricio Pochettino broke down Friday while discussing his decision to leave the national team for Manchester United.
Who has been the best player so far in the NFL this season? We rank our top 50 players in the league.
UConn survived Ohio State without full Sarah Strong in the first half, Oklahoma State was upset, UCLA is still here and more from Thursday's college basketball action.
The Atlanta Falcons extended both cornerback C.J. Henderson and defensive end Cameron Thomas on Friday morning.
Patriots coach Mike Vrabel says his injured stars are progressing, but whether they play on Sunday in Munich remains to be seen.
Check out how to bet the best games on Nov. 13, including Illinois-UCLA in college football and Cavs-Heat in the NBA.
Tech
The new Wallet feature will allow its AI agents to make purchases on your behalf.
Countless businesses, schools, hospitals, and governments have found out the hard way what it means to rely on a single company’s systems to get things done. And next time could be even worse.
The House of Representatives, health care providers, schools and many other organizations were affected.
The former tech CEO is obsessed with the power of storytelling. But he hasn't spun his way out of his sex scandals.
To make the HomeView both personal and communal, there was only one place to go.
Motorola's latest phone has a monstrous tandem OLED display, a huge 7,000mah battery, fancy cameras and a massive $1,600 price tag.
Microsoft's latest Surface is a beautiful flagship device for NVIDIA's RTX Spark.
Bloomberg found evidence of a network of Chinese companies smuggling NVIDIA chips with Alice Huang at the center.
Our team clocked serious hours walking, working, and sometimes jogging to find the best under-desk treadmills for home offices and small spaces.
$1,500 buys you vibrant color, deep blacks, and a fast screen fit for just about anything. Just be sure the wide pedestal fits your setup.
Mansa says its AI microdramas can serve as proofs of concept for what Black audiences want. Critics say the studio is selling out.
The AI memory crunch is coming for your holiday shopping list.
Jean Guerrero, Stephen Miller’s biographer, sees him as “a case study in oligarchic capture”—and as a way for Donald Trump to double down.
William Gibson released his seminal novel Neuromancer in 1984. WIRED has an exclusive look at how it eventually made its way to Apple TV—thanks in no small part to Drake.
Whoop, a company that makes screenless fitness trackers, has launched its own social network.
Tesla’s unpredictable CEO is ready to move on from the company’s most controversial vehicle, but owners aren’t about to let him off the hook for what they see as a poor decision.
It’s not promoted very much, but Bitdefender’s stand-alone Antivirus Plus software is both effective and affordable.
The electric automaker has apologized and said it will fix the issue for affected vehicles.
The AI agent can schedule appointments, make reservations and wait on hold for you.
Kress spent 25 years in various finance roles before joining NVIDIA in 2013
Entertainment
Dolly Parton's seemingly final song she recorded is all about a family divided ... as her actual family has been fractured by legal battles tied to her estate. In a duet with U2's Bono for his new song "Torn" from the band's 16th studio album,…
Yella Beezy's baby mama says she's going to be there for their son after his life sentence ... while also lightly chastising the convicted murderer for his choice in friends. D’Andrea Harris -- who goes by @_justdeee online -- posted a video of…
Investigators have finally vowed to retest DNA samples tied to the unsolved killing of JonBenét Ramsey ... days after the late pageant star's brother made an impassioned plea. Boulder Police Chief Steve Redfearn told reporters this week that…
David Walliams is under criminal investigation in London ... and the allegations police are looking into aren't even the ones that sparked his recent public scandal. London's Metropolitan Police confirmed Friday they've launched an investigation…
Clavicular says his legal team still hasn’t received relevant materials connected to his rape case from state prosecutors ... and he’s asking a judge to speed up the process. The looksmaxxing influencer’s lawyers filed the motion in court…
Pete Hegseth could be headed for an impeachment showdown when Democrats take control of Congress ... and a controversial U.S. military strike that killed two survivors of a suspected drug boat could be at the center of it. Our team discussed…
Adam22 is nursing a swollen jaw after getting rocked by Chrisean Rock at "Wild 'N Out" ... saying her two-piece could sideline him from both of his on-camera careers. The podcaster broke down Thursday night's chaos at the Intuit Dome in Inglewood…
Russell Brand has been accused of sexual misconduct by 6 more women ... just days after he was sentenced to more than 10 years in prison. The UK-based news outlet The Times released a bombshell report on Thursday ... after holding off publishing it…
Vice President JD Vance is weighing his political future and considering not running for president in 2028 ... this according to a new report. Apparently, Vance is not so sure if he wants to lead MAGA in a post-Trump political landscape ... a…
Mary Cosby has revealed that she wholeheartedly believes it was her son Robert Cosby Jr.'s time to go ... in a candid interview about how she's coping with his passing. Speaking with CNN's Anderson Cooper ... the "RHOSLC" star told him that she…
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