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The House approved a budget blueprint funding immigration enforcement for the rest of Trump's term, a key step to ending the DHS funding lapse.
Ving Rhames, the 66-year-old "Mission: Impossible" star, reportedly collapsed while eating at a North Hollywood restaurant but is now on his way home from the hospital.
Patrick Muldoon's cause of death was a heart attack, according to his death certificate. The "Melrose Place" alum died April 19 at his Beverly Hills home.
A 19-year-old in Spain faces a 15-month suspended prison sentence for racist slurs directed at Marcus Rashford during a match, igniting a free speech controversy.
Rich Creek Mayor Paul Morrison allegedly arrived drunk at a Norfolk Southern train derailment site and was subsequently arrested for public intoxication.
Hall of Famer Tom Flores passed the No. 15 torch to Raiders first overall pick Fernando Mendoza, calling the Heisman Trophy winner "perfect."
Thomasz Szabo, 27, was sentenced to four years in prison for swatting calls and bomb threats targeting members of Congress and other U.S. officials.
Melania Trump hosted an immersive AI and VR event at the White House, where students explored British landmarks alongside Queen Camilla's visit.
Westminster, California, renamed a street after slain conservative activist Charlie Kirk, sparking protests from liberal residents near City Hall.
Three members of the Ostroushko family were indicted in connection with the assault of TPUSA reporter Savanah Hernandez at an anti-ICE protest.
Satire
PHILADELPHIA—Expressing confusion over whether they were witnessing a sanctioned in-game antic or the feral behavior of a mascot gone rogue, Philadelphia Flyers fans reported Tuesday that they weren’t sure if Gritty was actually supposed to be eating a live bird. “He went straight from a sill
The post Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew appeared first on The Onion.
UNITED STATES — After seeing Ben Sasse's incredible faith in God and upstanding moral character, the nation now understands why the former senator had to leave politics behind.
LEE'S SUMMIT, MO — Traveling to and from work followed its standard pattern this morning, as a local dad once again split his commute between worshipping the Lord Jesus Christ and cursing out bad drivers.
King Charles III and his wife Queen Camilla arrived in the U.S. to attend a state dinner at the White House, highlighting the countries’ “special relationship” amid strained diplomatic relations. What do you think?
The post King Charles Visits U.S. For State Dinner appeared first on The Onion.
SANTA MONICA, CA — According to sources, a local vegan Crossfitter cyclist has become increasingly frustrated in his social life because he never knows what to tell people about first.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shortly before the United States Supreme Court issued its ruling on Louisiana's proposed redrawing of its congressional map, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson reportedly asked fellow Justice Clarence Thomas if it was too late to ask who this "Gerry Mander" person was.
NEW YORK CITY, NY — Facing a significant budget crisis, Mayor Zohran Mamdani confirmed he had called his mother to ask if he can borrow $4 billion.
U.S. — The growing rift between the political right and left in the country became even more evident this week, as a new poll showed that a majority of Democrats believe the Lincoln assassination was staged.
A University of Wisconsin lab employee admitted to poisoning a coworker’s water bottle with chloroform after the coworker received a promotion. What do you think?
The post Scientist Accused Of Poisoning Colleague Who Got Promotion appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a devastating setback to the Democratic Party, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that they have to stop being racist.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump presented King Charles with a beautiful new toothbrush as part of the monarch's visit to the United States.
WASHINGTON—Calling the past month one of the droopiest on record, officials at AARP issued a strong April jowls report Tuesday. “We’re pleased to announce that the rate of sagging jawlines since March has exceeded even our flappiest projections,” said AARP spokesperson Janet Reyes, adding t
WASHINGTON—In an effort to reduce gas prices while “President Dad” worked to reopen “the Street of Hummus [sic],” Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly broke another blender Wednesday during an attempt to make oil out of charcoal. “Ugh, we made smoke instead of gas, but we’re gett
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FURLOW, AR — Leadership at local megachurch Cross Action Worship (CAW) was reportedly torn this week between supporting missionaries to India and having pickleball courts installed.
Millions of people have only just learned from Congresswoman Ilhan Omar that there have actually been 11 World Wars, not just two. Sadly, most Americans do not even know the most basic facts about these critical historical events.
ROLAND, AR—Expressing frustration that the rabid Cabinet member had completely decimated the cattle inventory, local farmer Lindon Trelby told reporters he purchased a guard dog Tuesday to protect his livestock from Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. “I first knew somethin
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “For too long, weak-on-fun Democrats have prevented our country from exercising this beloved tradit
Sports
Here's why expanding the fields to 76 teams benefits power conferences -- and which teams would make the cut.
Arsenal and Atlético Madrid couldn't match Bayern and PSG's attacking firepower, though their UCL semifinal tie remains finely poised.
Both Arsenal and Atletico got penalties in their semifinal tie, but were the Gunners unjustly denied a second one?
PSG and Bayern Munich produced one of the greatest games you'll ever see. Yet neither will be happy at a 5-4 score.
What to make of a 5-4 humdinger and a nervy 1-1 draw? ESPN's Julien Laurens, Mark Ogden, Gab Marcotti and Sam Tighe weigh in on all the moments that mattered from the UCL semifinal first legs.
One win from its first series win since 2007, Buffalo has finally unlocked its true potential.
In an email to the organization Wednesday, a copy of which was obtained by Mass Live, Alex Cora expressed thanks for his time in Boston as both a player and a manager, despite a poor start to the 2026 season that led to his abrupt firing Saturday night.
The Minnesota Vikings quarterback proposed to his longtime girlfriend in January 2024.
Two-time Pro Bowl safety Justin Simmons announced Wednesday that he is retiring from the NFL as a member of the Broncos.
Here are 10 facts about soccer's most prestigious prize -- the FIFA World Cup Trophy -- that you may not know.
Jose Mourinho has directly responded to the growing speculation linking him with a sensational return to Real Madrid as a replacement for Alvaro Arbeloa. The legendary Portuguese coach, currently in charge of Benfica, also took a moment to reflect on his emotional tenure at Roma, describing the Ital
Antoine Griezmann has made the most of his final home match with Atletico Madrid in the Champions League.
A gentle giant at 6-foot-7, James Wood is impressing at the plate for a surprise Nationals team.
Was the Cowboys' selection of Caleb Downs good enough to make their haul in the 2026 NFL Draft the best?
Rams head coach Sean McVay joined The Herd to discuss selecting Ty Simpson in the first round, and his relationship with Matthew Stafford.
The Dodgers are giving Shohei Ohtani occasional off days at the plate when he's starting on the mound in an attempt to keep him healthy and available with a full pitching workload.
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Tech
Tensions flared on the third day of trial in Musk v. Altman as OpenAI’s lawyers cross-examined Musk.
The CEO wants to make an agent so easy even his mom can use it.
“I believe the technology was deployed too quickly in too vast amounts, with hundreds of vehicles, when it wasn’t really ready,” one police official told federal regulators last month.
Researchers show scammers are using AI-manipulated footage of celebrity interviews to trick users into sharing their personal data.
No need to copy and paste Gemini's outputs anymore.
Has nobody watched Terminator?
Sam Altman apologized for not notifying local authorities last week.
Aleksandra Mendoza, aka Alorah Ziva, alleges that the 20-year-old influencer injected her with drugs on a livestream and had nonconsensual sex with her while she was underage.
A preliminary investigation found the company isn't adequately keeping minors off of Instagram and Facebook.
There are also new generative AI tools, because they must be stuffed into everything.
Start your downloads on May 5.
With US restrictions limiting its access to advanced tech, SenseTime is doubling down on open source with a new model optimized to run on Chinese-made chips.
At least now you can figure out what to wear without physically going to your closet?
Do it for Divine all over again.
The new Razr Fold even has native stylus support, unlike Samsung's most recent flagship.
Say hello (Moto) to price hikes on all three of Motorola’s latest Razr flip phones.
The Trump administration has effectively forced out more than two dozen experienced lawyers from the DOJ's Voting Section, the part of the agency responsible for upholding the Voting Rights Act.
We consulted preparedness experts and WIRED's team of testers for the essential gear to keep on hand in case of wildfires, earthquakes, and lord knows what else.
Our remote team clocked serious hours walking, working, and sometimes jogging to find the best under-desk treadmills for home offices and small spaces.
I pitted Tractive and Fi Mini smart cat collars against each other to crown the best for activity, sleep, and GPS tracking.
Entertainment
Drew Dodson is breaking his silence after being accused of hooking up with Steven McBee Jr.'s girlfriend, Allie Eklund, and he's pushing back on the cheating claims. Dodson addressed the drama in an Instagram Story, saying he hadn't planned to…
Wesley Han, a non-binary actor famous for their work in "Power Book II: Ghost," is suing a swanky hotel in New York City for harassment and discrimination ... and it sounds like it's all about which bathroom they allegedly used. In a new lawsuit,…
Martha Stewart sounds like she's got a pretty informal relationship with King Charles III ... she says he's just "Chuck" to her. We got Martha on her way out of The Whitby Hotel in New York City on Wednesday and our photog asked her if she was…
Janel Parrish and her husband Chris Long are pulling the plug on their marriage ... because they just filed for divorce ... TMZ has learned. Janel and Chris beelined it to court this week and filed a joint petition asking the court…
Rapper Nelly is no longer facing an assault charge over a tiff with a Missouri casino security guard ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, a hearing was held in Nelly’s criminal case over an alleged July 14, 2025,…
Summer's near, and this "Love Islander" has turned his hot boy summer into a reality! Can you score the guy behind these shredded shots?! Back in 2018, he won "Love Island" with Dani Dyer. Today, he's leveraged his popularity into boxing, brand…
Corey Feldman says he thought his time at the "Michael" premiere was gonna be a thriller ... but a miscommunication prevented him from rocking with other attendees all night. Here's the deal ... tons of stars -- from Magic Johnson to Martin…
Patrick Muldoon's sudden death is being linked to more than just a heart attack ... newly released records show multiple serious medical conditions all collided at once. The "Melrose Place" actor's death certificate, obtained by Us Weekly, lists…
"Saturday Night Live" writer Jimmy Fowlie announced a tragic development in the search for his missing sister ... saying that she's "no longer alive." Christina Lynn Downer had been missing for months ... and Jimmy's been posting pleas on social…
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says someone needs to check the White House closets ... because it's entirely possible we've already had a gay president! Charlie got the Bronx-born Congresswoman out on Capitol Hill Wednesday afternoon ... and asked…
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