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The Rictor X4 electric aircraft promises personal flight for $39,900, making eVTOL technology accessible with 50 mph speeds and truck-bed portability.
An ancient Christian monastic complex was recently discovered in Egypt's Sohag Governorate. The finds reveal the details of Byzantine-era monastic life, officials said.
Professors were disciplined for vulgar posts after Charlie Kirk's assassination: where are they now?
Professors fired for controversial posts about Charlie Kirk's assassination have been reinstated at their universities as the spring semester begins.
Hollywood royalty Kiefer Sutherland follows father Donald's footsteps with iconic roles in "Stand By Me," "24," and "Designated Survivor."
Disney star David Henrie says Hollywood executives are now actively seeking faith-based content, marking a shift in the industry's approach.
Cosmic Horizon theory suggests heaven exists 273 billion trillion miles from Earth where galaxies move at light speed and time becomes timeless.
Construction workers made an incredible discovery at Dinosaur National Monument when parking lot work unearthed fossils believed to belong to the Diplodocus.
The Trump administration is reportedly preparing 1,500 troops for potential deployment in Minnesota amid anti-ICE protests in the Twin Cities.
Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton adopt the same defiance strategy that led to Steven Bannon's contempt conviction, refusing House depositions and potentially facing criminal referral.
The American Culture Quiz is a weekly test of our unique national traits, trends, history and people. This time, test your knowledge of sports soundtracks, entertainment empires and more.
Satire
You were deeply lost in a daydream right in the middle of Bible class when - oh no! The professor is calling your name to answer a question about... something. Here are the seven best things to say if you find yourself in this terrible situation:
BROKEN BOW, OK — In a beautiful scene, fellow Pop-Tarts gathered on a kitchen table this morning to bow down and pay homage to a box of Brown Sugar Cinnamon, undisputed king of the Pop-Tarts.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has officially challenged Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen to a ping pong match, winner takes Greenland.
Federal prosecutors secured indictments against 26 individuals they accused of rigging college basketball games, with the defendants facing charges that include bribery in sports, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, wire fraud, and aiding and abetting. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Panting excitedly as he trotted from room to room displaying his prized possession, a giddy President Donald Trump was reportedly seen Friday strutting all around the White House with a Nobel Peace Prize in his mouth. “Aw, you can tell the president really loves that thing—he even h
So-called “pink cocaine,” a hazardous polydrug that can contain ketamine, ecstasy, meth, and sometimes fentanyl, is increasingly being found in U.S. nightclubs among users unaware of its dangerous contents. What do you think?
The post Pink Cocaine Spreading In U.S. appeared first on The Onion.
SAN FRANCISCO—In a jarring departure from his usual brash, confrontational on-court behavior, Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green reportedly returned from halftime of Thursday night’s game against the Knicks eerily calm, sporting a large scar on his forehead. “Angry noise gone from Dr
Medical drama The Pitt, which won five Emmys and two Golden Globes in its first season, is back for season two. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the series. Q: Do I need to watch season one first? A: No, you can get the gist of it by shooting yourself in the […]
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MONROE, MI—Citing its ongoing mission to provide customers with the pinnacle of comfort and relaxation, upholstered furniture mainstay La-Z-Boy announced Friday that its latest line of Jasper Rocking Recliners would feature fully adjustable morphine drips. “There’s no better way to relax than
The bride and groom tied the knot this year, 2025, but you wouldn’t know it considering she walked down the aisle to a fucking Lumineers song.
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Scott Adams, the creator of the popular comic strip Dilbert has died at 68, having drawn criticism after veering into far right politics. What do you think?
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Sports
Texas, which fell at South Carolina on Thursday, tumbles to the final No. 1 seed after its second straight loss.
Is the ACC back? Eight single-digit seeds -- including one on the top line -- and a couple of bubble teams would suggest so.
The winter transfer window is open, so what are our reporters hearing about deals that could be done?
Liverpool are looking to bolster their defensive options by signing Inter Milan's Alessandro Bastoni. Transfer Talk has the latest.
This latest addition to Beck's arsenal has been a revelation for the Hurricanes.
Curt Cignetti has lots to be happy about, but you wouldn't know it by looking at him. His players and assistants break down their favorite Cignetti memes and faces.
Kenneth Walker III and Ernest Jones IV led the Seahawks past their division rival on Saturday.
Ben Johnson helped build one of the most explosive offenses in the NFL in Chicago. Here's how he did it.
Adams said he went into free agency looking for a situation where he could win.
The 63-year-old has been able to call his own shot in this coaching search and wound up choosing the Giants.
Kenneth Walker helped the Seahawks dominate the 49ers with three touchdowns. He talked to Tom Brady after the game.
Put plainly, both conferences are up for grabs as the playoffs continue. See the latest odds.
Tom Brady awards Seattle Seahawks RB Kenneth Walker III with the LFG Player of the Game after his big performance against the San Francisco 49ers in the Divisional Round.
With the Divisional Round underway, here are the odds for each team to win the Super Bowl.
Check out the odds for the NFL Divisional Round.
Denver Broncos quarterback Bo Nix reportedly sustained an ankle injury and is set to undergo season-ending surgery.
Here are the men's college basketball teams that are still undefeated in the 2025-2026 season.
The Seahawks are off to the NFC Championship Game after a blowout win over the 49ers.
Sam Darnold spoke on the Seattle Seahawks' 41-6 win over the San Francisco 49ers in the NFL Divisional Round.
Here's the NFL playoff picture and schedule ahead of the Sunday slate of Wild Card Weekend.
Tech
We tested the best electric bikes in every category, from commuters and mountain bikes to foldables and cruisers.
Don’t let busted pipes or an overflowing washing machine dampen your day. These WIRED-tested smart water sensors can help you catch problems quicker.
Jeremy Jones’ sustainable snowboard is unbelievably fun in deep powder, steeps, and trees.
A new report shows that only 7 percent of new-car buyers in the US completed their purchase online, despite a major push by automakers, Amazon, and others to move past the dealership.
Stay hydrated with tried-and-tested juicers for refreshing daytime beverages and eye-brightening evening drinks.
Memory foam layers, 45 firmness levels, and a library of specialty size options set this adjustable mattress apart.
Six years after the announcement of plans to build Atari Hotels in eight cities across the US, including Las Vegas, only one now seems to be moving forward, in Phoenix, Arizona. The Las Vegas deal ultimately "didn't come to fruition," spokesperson Sara Collins told Las Vegas Sun this week, and Atari
Amazon is reportedly adding Teresa Palmer (The Fall Guy, Warm Bodies, Hacksaw Ridge) to its pantheon of Norse gods for its God of War TV show adaptation. As first reported by Deadline, Palmer will play Sif, Thor's wife and eventual leader of the Aesir, in the live-action adaptation. It may not carry
In another attempt to reduce our attention spans to mush, TikTok has released the PineDrama app, which offers serialized drama series that are roughly a minute per episode. As first spotted by Business Insider, the app is designed exactly like TikTok, but instead of trendy dance videos, you can scro
E Ink tablet maker reMarkable is running a bundle deal right now that can save you between $80 and $90 when buying a reMarkable 2 along with a Marker stylus and a folio case. The savings vary depending on the bundle you configure, but this can bring your out-the-door cost down to $449 from $529 for
NBA League Pass, the streaming service that lets you catch hundreds of out-of-market NBA games, is on sale right now for up to 55 percent off. The League Pass Premium subscription is on sale for $75, down from $160, while League Pass Standard is marked down to $50 from $110. We're almost halfway thr
We now have some idea of what's at stake in the longstanding feud between Elon Musk and OpenAI. As first reported by Bloomberg, the latest filing, as part of a lawsuit that accuses the AI giant of abandoning its non-profit status, claims that Musk is owed anywhere between $79 billion and $134 billio
Most Apple products are pretty expensive, but some of the most affordable (and useful) ones are AirTags. The Bluetooth trackers are priced pretty reasonably even when not on sale, but they can be a steal if you can get them on a discount — like right now. A four pack of AirTags is on sale for $65
California Attorney General Rob Bonta has sent a cease and desist letter to xAI, days after his office launched an official investigation into the company over reports that Grok was generating nonconsensual If you’ll recall, xAI and Grok have been under fire for taking images of real individuals
AirPods work most smoothly with Apple hardware, but they also connect reliably to Android phones, Windows laptops and other Bluetooth devices. The pairing process depends on the platform in use although the basics remain the same. Once the AirPods are placed in pairing mode, most devices detect them
I came out of my CyberGhost review with a positive opinion, feeling it had earned its spot in my best VPN roundup. However, even an expert review is subjective, and there's a chance CyberGhost will not work for you. If that’s the case, here's how to cancel your subscription.How to stop your CyberG
Need an ultrafast drive for video editing or a rugged option to back up your photos in the field? We’ve got a solution for every situation.
I put two viral Paris Hilton-branded kitchen products to the test. I have some thoughts.
Fallout, The Girlfriend, and The Mighty Nein are just a few of the shows you should be watching on Amazon Prime Video this week.
Plus: AI reportedly caused ICE to send agents into the field without training, Palantir’s app for targeting immigrants gets exposed, and more.
Entertainment
President Trump seems to be calling the shots at CBS News these days -- at least when it comes to last week's interview with anchor Tony Dokoupil. Dokoupil -- the new face of the "CBS Evening News" -- landed a 13-minute interview with Trump, which…
Sure, temperatures are dropping, but there's still plenty of fun to be had outside ... because there's lots of stars out there having fun in the snow! There's always something to do when it's icy outside ... like build snowmen, have snowball…
Grab your 'mallows, 'cuz these sexy stars are serving looks by the fire -- you're bound to catch a flame! Cozy vibes, sizzling snaps ... and more than enough heat to light up your day and night, y'all ready?! Smoldering celebs like Lisa and Chloe…
Marshall Faulk has one request for the Rams and Bears game -- the referees need to CHILL. Yes, that's what the Super Bowl champ said to TMZ Sports before his former team, the Rams, face the Bears in freezing Chicago on Sunday for the NFL Divisional…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Situationships don't survive this holiday! If you’re officially stumped on what to get your main squeeze for Valentine’s Day. You’ve come to the right place! Skip…
Dribble into this mashed-up photo and see if you can unlock the unknown! It may be cold in here, but he's married to a Clover in the atmosphere! He played for the Miami Heat ... and he celebrated his 44th birthday this weekend! Catch him on the…
Kali Muscle suffered a major health scare Saturday while doing what he does best -- working out at the gym, TMZ has learned. The popular bodybuilder and YouTuber -- whose real name is Chuck Kirkendall -- passed out cold while exercising in a…
The Kid LAROI's clearly over Tate McRae ... because he was spotted hanging all over his new GF, Sophie HM, while walking around New York City. The rapper stepped out with his model better half Friday ... bundled up against the cold in thick jackets…
Janice Dickinson's still smiling despite everyone talking about a traumatic moment in her life this week ... looking happy after we posted photos of alleged injuries she says she sustained in a nasty fall. The model and television personality…
"Vanderpump Rules" fans should sit down in front of a fan when watching the season 12 reunion ... because Lisa Vanderpump and Andy Cohen says it's hot! We caught up with the stars as they were leaving Lisa's restaurant Sur in West Hollywood Friday…
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