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Minnesota federal judges coordinated via email threads and templates to handle habeas petitions during Operation Metro Surge, raising judicial ethics questions.
Permitting delays, grid bottlenecks and supply chain constraints threaten U.S. AI leadership as competitors aggressively expand critical infrastructure.
The Federal Reserve raised interest rates as inflation remains elevated, leaving consumers caught between higher borrowing costs and rising prices.
A former Air Force officer compares selling AI chips to China to giving nuclear technology to the Soviets, urging Trump to heed Reagan's Cold War lesson.
A Minnesota woman's mugshot is going viral after social media users spotted what they call a striking resemblance to pop superstar Jennifer Lopez.
Highmark Stadium opens with underground heating coils, the world's largest snow-melt system and a 360-degree canopy as the Bills defeated the Lions.
Maulana Hafiz Muhammad Tahir Mehmood Ashrafi received the Hubert Walter Award at Lambeth Palace days before past praise of Osama bin Laden surfaced.
Michael Desronvil, the holdout Lindsay Clancy juror, disputes fellow jurors' claims he expressed doubts about the prosecution's case during deliberations.
Jared Young was stretchered off after Nolan McLean's knee struck him in the head during a collision on a Justin Crawford grounder at Citi Field.
Ms Rachel urges 'every wealthy White celebrity' to match Macklemore's donation to Palestinian causes
Children's YouTube star Ms. Rachel vowed to match singer Macklemore's $1 million donation to Palestinian causes and urged "wealthy White" celebrities to act.
Satire
Men, if you've been married for any length of time, then you've no doubt fallen prey to a trap question. Women love asking questions they don't want answers to, just so they can start a fight. It's in their nature. But we got you, fam.
SACRAMENTO, CA — Famously dyslexic Governor Gavin Newsom hosted a press conference today celebrating gas prices in California reaching a new milestone of $1.87.
KANSAS CITY, MO — One of football's biggest stars was revealed to have fallen prey to scammers, as Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was victimized by a criminal ring that forces people to dress like idiots.
EPHRAIM — With his marriage to former prostitute Gomer off to a rocky start, the prophet Hosea began to seriously regret his decision to forego premarital counseling.
After two delays, the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI will be released this November. Here is everything we know about the game so far. Open-world activities include playing volleyball, chess, cards, or GTA V Gunshot sound effects performed by Sir Ian McKellen Child support payments carry ove
WASHINGTON—Insisting that the adjustment was long overdue, the Federal Bureau of Investigation announced Thursday that it would raise the national murder rate for the first time since 2023. “For far too long, prior administrations succumbed to pressure to continuously reduce the number of Americ
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States House of Representatives canceled all scheduled votes and went on break to recuperate from a long, tough stretch of not doing anything.
Here are the steps the NFL follows to evaluate head injuries. Step 1: Player receives devastating helmet-to-helmet hit that leaves him motionless for 46 seconds Step 2: Spotter initiates protocol after noticing entire offense kneeling in prayer beside teammate Step 3: Referee blows ceremonial gjalla
BRUSSELS — Speaking in Strasbourg, France, on Wednesday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that she had deemed Canada weak enough to join the European Union.
GÖBEKLITEPE — The invention of the wheel may lead to massive job loss, according to a caveman who sounded the alarm to warn the rest of caveman society.
The post Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde appeared first on The Onion.
PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadium tour. “This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie,” said the 35-year-old music
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In a dramatic reversal of decades of established organizational practice, the PGA Tour announced Wednesday that, effective immediately, golf would be loud. “After careful consideration, the board of directors and I agree that, going forward, the game of golf will be really
A totally oblivious Tyler Neiman, 29, will be killed Wednesday while commuting home from his bowling league. Though still alive for now, he will be missed.
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GREENSBORO, NC—Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his neighbor’s mulch. “Well, well, well—unless my eyes deceive, I’d say we’ve got ourselves
LAS VEGAS—Seemingly unbothered by his disgrace as he sauntered through the glass doors and onto the Las Vegas Strip, coward Kevin Lombardo reportedly left the Flamingo casino Friday even though he still had a full $200 in his wallet. “I sat there and actually watched that spineless piece of shi
More than 8,000 people in Michigan received IDs with a photo of a random smiling man printed on them, with officials stressing the photo is a generic non-resident. What do you think?
The post Thousands Of IDs Misprinted With Random Man’s Face appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Josh Allen accounted for five touchdowns as Buffalo moved to 2-0 in their home opener.
Real Madrid and Barcelona could make a future move for USMNT youngster Cavan Sullivan. Transfer Talk has the latest.
LSU quarterback Sam Leavitt has been upgraded from doubtful to questionable for Saturday's primetime rivalry game vs. Ole Miss in Oxford, Mississippi.
Mets first baseman Jared Young was carted off the field in the sixth inning Thursday night after he was knocked out when struck on the head by a knee from pitcher Nolan McLean as the two converged on a slow grounder. A CT scan at a hospital was negative.
North Carolina DC Steve Belichick has resigned as the university's probe into the football program's culture and climate found "isolated" disregard for standards of conduct.
Rams defensive tackle Aaron Donald will practice in full Thursday and the team is "hopeful" he will play Monday night against the Giants, coach Sean McVay said.
The New Orleans Pelicans and forward Saddiq Bey have agreed to a three-year, $55.5 million contract extension, his agents tell ESPN.
Michael Sweetney, who played four seasons in the NBA with the Knicks and Bulls after a standout college career at Georgetown, has died. He was 43.
NBC announced Thursday that Jalen Brunson will appear in the season's fifth episode, which is scheduled to air Nov. 5.
The Bills threw a heck of a housewarming party for their new Highmark Stadium on Thursday, launching fireworks to open the night and then piling up points in a 41-31 victory over the Detroit Lions that felt more dominant than the final score indicated.
Josh Allen has made his mark on the early MVP race after a historic start to his 2026 campaign. See the latest odds.
Here's what happened around the NFL on Thursday.
Check out the early odds, spreads and totals for all 16 Week 2 games.
Mets first baseman Jared Young was carted off the field after he was knocked out when struck on the head by a knee of pitcher Nolan McLean.
From how playbooks work to his thoughts on traveling abroad, here's what Tom Brady said in his mailbag.
Is this the year the Bills get over the hump? Here are our takeaways from their victory over the Lions.
The Buffalo Bills' offense couldn't have asked for a better start to their Thursday night matchup until late in the first half, when one of their top players had to leave the game due to injury.
"The Bear" is back with his expert picks and best bets. Check out what he's wagering for Week 3 of the college football season.
Are Da Bears for real? Depends on who you're asking. Sammy P shares the latest whispers from the football world.
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Tech
Once the music industry’s biggest headache, Napster’s next act is bringing AI to the classroom.
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Of all the threats presented by uncontrollable artificial intelligence, scientists say death by plague ranks low.
Waymo has announced its next international location: Singapore.
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You're probably better off buying a basic gaming PC than messing with an eGPU.
CC gives an AI agent its own Google account in your family or group and sends all members a daily briefing.
The company shared the stat alongside three measurements that help communicate the pace of AI development.
The FAA says the 4,470 laser strikes recorded so far this year is "still too high."
King's staff want to get negotiations back on track after years of bargaining.
The old "where'd lofi girl go" trick again, I see.
A distribution loophole lets scammers collect royalties uploading fake songs to profiles for real bands.
At least that's the hope.
The new version of this keyboard-like thingamajig will have some small improvements.
Entertainment
TikToker Mason Hull is fighting back against criminal charges accusing him of buying child porn online, TMZ has learned. The 18-year-old content creator -- known for his Looksmaxxing content -- entered a not guilty plea to 15 counts of possession…
Before this sweet girl from sunny Los Angeles became wifey to a New York Knicks player, she was just hangin' with some famous peeps like Will Smith and his family ... and Kylie Jenner. Her mans got down on one knee back on Christmas Day, and the…
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James Wehr and Lexi Kramer's social media pages are under a microscope as cops investigate whether he was boozing the night they died in his McLaren ... TMZ has learned. The Irvine Police Department tells TMZ ... "We are conducting an extensive…
Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky welcomed their daughter Rose via surrogate ... TMZ has learned. We broke the story ... the couple's daughter -- full legal name Rose Bean Polansky -- was born on June 9 at 11:19 PM PT in Los Angeles. It's unclear why…
Two fifth-grade teachers at the same Wisconsin elementary school are now convicted of sex crimes involving minors ... and somehow, the story gets even more bizarre. Former River Crest Elementary teacher Abigail Faust pleaded guilty Monday to child…
The lone holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial has hired the lawyer for a friend of Nolan Wells. Edward Andrew Paltzik announced he is now representing the juror, whose identity has been sealed by the court following intense public…
The lawsuit against Johnny Depp's band Hollywood Vampires just took a stake to the heart ... a court dismissed the suit brought by a concert promoter who claimed they owed him around $277K for bailing last minute. The court noted that Slovakian…
Nicki Minaj's husband, Kenneth Petty, claims the woman suing him over an alleged 1994 rape told a much different story decades ago ... and now he's using her own words against her ... but she denies ever recanting her story, TMZ has learned.…
Prosecutors going after Kim Zolciak's son Kroy Biermann Jr. for an alleged sexual battery just filed emergency docs in his criminal case ... and it looks like they want to talk to some underage kids. According to the court docket, obtained by TMZ,…
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