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The Miami Hurricanes mounted a dramatic comeback without Malachi Toney, but Notre Dame held on in a thriller with college football playoff stakes.
Austin Payne's mother tracked his cellphone to an abandoned Albany, Georgia, residence after the 15-year-old called to say he had been shot.
Georgia dominates Ole Miss, moves closer to SEC championship game and College Football Playoff berth
Georgia's clock-eating rushing attack and Gunner Stockton's three touchdown passes overwhelmed Ole Miss as the Bulldogs silenced Trinidad Chambliss.
Japanese bowling pioneer Ritsuko Nakayama, first woman to bowl professional perfect game, dies at 84
Ritsuko Nakayama, who achieved the first perfect game in women's professional bowling, died at 84 after helping ignite Japan's 1970s bowling boom.
The Tennessee Volunteers crushed No. 6 Kentucky 34-6 as DeSean Bishop rushed for 109 yards and two touchdowns to keep their CFP hopes alive.
Matt Rhule fired Dana Holgorsen just five days after calling him one of the best offensive minds, as Nebraska scored only 54 points in four losses.
Dana White plans to meet Trump on Monday to discuss the White House press secretary offer after the president's dramatic Truth Social announcement.
Boston College dusted off the famous "Ring-Around-The-Rosie" play from "The Longest Yard" against Florida State, but the Seminoles rallied late.
The two skydivers collided midair at about 150 feet during an organized skydive in Southern California, entangling their parachutes.
Baseball Hall of Famer Reggie Jackson compared rising antisemitism in Pennsylvania to the racism he endured in the 1960s South as a Black player.
Satire
U.S. — Men broke out in rejoicing upon learning that in the wake of the midterms, all the lovely, gorgeous liberal women of America were ready to end their sex boycott.
BARTLESVILLE, OK — Dozens of local residents were welcomed into the faith this week after Cornerstone Church purchased a golf simulator.
U.S. — Democrats proudly announced that they had already delivered on their campaign promise to improve affordability, having made stock prices far, far cheaper in just a few days.
Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) commuted the sentences of all 548 people currently on California’s death row, claiming “state-sactioned killing is incompatible” with our shared values. What do you think?
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The U.S. military-industrial complex is the largest in the world, supplying arms to countries across the globe. The Onion takes a look at the history of U.S. arms sales. 1790 A farmer in Rhode Island becomes the first American to sell a musket to a cow. 1831 Jebediah Lockheed meets Silas Martin. 194
RALEIGH, NC—Racked with shame as it contemplated the fact that it remained unscathed nearly a week after Halloween, a local pumpkin confirmed Friday that it was struggling with survivor’s guilt. “Of all the pumpkins that were murdered and mutilated, why was I the only one spared?” said the
WASHINGTON—Explaining they had no deep-seated desire to “discover” the Dr. Seuss character, a new generation of moviegoers told reporters Friday that, actually, they were fine not having their own Cat In The Hat film. “No thanks, we’re all good,” said new generation spokesperson Isaiah A
WASHINGTON—Hailing the patriotically modified bird of prey as a must-have for any supporter of the president, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Wednesday it would soon issue a Donald Trump commemorative eagle. “Whether you’re a raptor collector or just looking for a unique way to
WASHINGTON—Despite overwhelming initial resistance to the concept, a Pew Research Center poll released Wednesday found that most conservatives supported white genocide when presented with its actual policies. “While the words ‘white genocide’ were universally received with fear and hostilit
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The couple were wed in a small private ceremony attended by their loved ones and the vacationing Dutch family they had drunkenly invited the previous night.
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The bride and groom let all their friends know they have ice sculpture money Saturday.
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Sports
Shuri Sakuma scored a four-stroke victory in the Toto Japan Classic after firing a final-round 64 on Sunday for her first LPGA Tour title.
FOX Sports' Rob Rang offers up four takeaways from Notre Dame's win over Miami, with an NFL twist!
Donald Trump said he offered the job of White House press secretary to UFC boss Dana White, who said he plans to meet with the president Monday.
Fueled by a loss to Miami last season and a No. 11 ranking in the first College Football Playoff rankings release this season, Notre Dame authored a 31-24 victory over the No. 1 Hurricanes on Saturday night in South Bend, Indiana, the Irish's eighth win.
Miami coach Mario Cristobal ripped officials over a call that denied Miami a game-tying score late in Saturday night's 31-24 loss to Notre Dame.
No. 2 Georgia finally contained Ole Miss QB Trinidad Chambliss, holding him without a passing touchdown en route to a 42-7 blowout win over the No. 10 Rebels on Saturday.
Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry scored 17 of his 41 points in the final seven minutes of Saturday night's 126-119 overtime win over the Orlando Magic, setting another late-career NBA record.
In a matchup of CFP hopefuls, No. 14 LSU outgained No. 5 Alabama by 172 yards but was undone by poor red zone and fourth-down offense, losing at home 31-13 to fall to 6-3 this season, an outcome Tigers coach Lane Kiffin called "really disappointing."
In his debut as Oklahoma's offensive playcaller, Jason Witten, a former NFL tight end who coached high school in Texas last year, engineered an impressive Sooners attack that throttled No. 25 Florida in a 23-7 victory Saturday to push them to 5-4.
Lionel Messi has become the first player to win back-to-back MLS Golden Boot awards after the Inter Miami forward finished the regular season with 26 goals.
All the top postgame jabs from around college football in Week 10, led by Texas' post aimed at Missouri.
Top NFL DFS picks for Week 9, including value plays, lineup strategy and sleepers to target for your daily fantasy roster this week.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 9 Cowboys vs. Colts game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 9 Eagles vs. Giants game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 9 Commanders vs. Rams game, as well as information on how to watch.
There’s a new Heisman favorite after Notre Dame’s win over No. 1 Miami. See the latest odds after Week 10.
Here's everything you need to know as NASCAR heads to Homestead-Miami for the season finale in Cup, O'Reilly and the trucks series.
Utah's win over BYU on Saturday is the latest evidence that Morgan Scalley's program won the split with Kyle Whittingham.
FOX Sports' RJ Young offers up three takeaways from Utah's 28-20 win over BYU on Saturday.
Tech
One perk of subscribing to Apple Music is having your collection synced across all your devices - and all it takes is a simple toggle. Here's how.
Samsung appears to be preparing the One UI 9.5 beta program ahead of an expected 2027 launch. Here's what to do if you want to test Samsung's latest OS.
Ever wonder how a total stranger ended up with your phone number? The answer starts earlier than you think, and a few small habits can keep it from spreading.
Apple One offers strong value if you're using a lot of Apple services anyway, but make sure you do the math before signing up.
Your iPad can do a lot with the right apps. Go beyond Apple's defaults and try these useful offerings that all have great free tiers.
The Switch 2 comes with a protective film on its screen, and you may be tempted to peel it off. Here's why you shouldn't.
The PlayStation 5 needs to stay cool when playing games, and a carpet is a literal hotbed. Here's the best ways to store a PS5 while keeping it cool.
Thinking about an Amazfit smartwatch? Find out what makes these budget wearables so appealing and where they fall short before you spend your money.
Both AI tools offer to delve deep into your bank accounts, but they differ in privacy settings.
The PS5 can't play every disc that the PS3 and PS4 were compatible with, but most of what you'll want to play and watch is supported.
Escalating hacks affecting blood labs and grocery stores show the very real risks to critical infrastructure that come from basic security lapses involving internet-connected devices.
Don’t suffer the buffer. These WIRED-tested home routers will deliver reliable internet across your home, whatever your needs or budget.
Get up to 50 percent off some of my favorite headphones and earbuds from Apple, Sony, Bose, and more.
Ensuring your cat stays hydrated is one of the best ways to keep your pet healthy. The right pet water fountain can help.
Stop paying for disk cleaners. This open source utility safely clears hidden caches, leftover app junk, and even gigabytes of offline Apple Intelligence models.
Skip the gym and get outdoors with GoRuck’s indestructible packs and workout gear, deeply discounted ahead of the holidays.
The apps and platforms that help family caregivers manage their loved ones’ needs are becoming more capable, but the broader issue of caregivers’ well-being remains unsolved.
With huge capacities, retractable USB-C cables, and fast-charging capability, these discounted Ecoflow power banks are worth grabbing.
Will Lawrence beat out better-funded opponents in the race to represent Michigan’s 7th District. Now, the representative-elect is laying out his plans to fight for a federal data center moratorium.
The early bird gets the worm. Here are the best Black Friday deals for 2026 you can already get right now.
Entertainment
Ariana Grande and boyfriend Ricky Alvarez have turned up the heat with some PDA ... all while playfully tackling the latest viral challenge. Playing a game of "What’s on my lips?" ... Ariana shared a video of her trying on different R.E.M. Beauty…
One father proved that you really don't gotta catch 'em all ... after being accused of leaving his sleeping 6-year-old daughter outside a Target to stand in line for Pokémon cards. John-Michael Dooley was arrested on Nov. 6 ... after witnesses…
Adult star Lisa Ann and comedian Matt Rife have started up a bitter feud three years after she was removed from his Radio City Music Hall show in handcuffs. On a recent episode of "Veterans Minimum" ... Lisa revealed that Matt has shown the video…
Fans of "Heated Rivalry" were gifted with quite literally a hat trick of good news today ... after it was revealed that in addition to season 2, they'll also be getting a third season plus a movie! Not only will the 2 seasons be filmed back to back…
4:09 PM PT -- Dana White says he's flying to Washington D.C. "right now" ... and confirms our reporting that he has a meeting with President Trump on Monday. Dana White will be meeting President Donald Trump in person to discuss his offer to become…
President Donald Trump has offered the next White House Press Secretary job to Dana White ... so sorry, Nicki Minaj! In a Truth Social post shared Saturday ... the prez wrote ... "I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent…
Sutton Stracke is finally setting the record straight after being romantically connected to a man with an allegedly controversial past. Speaking with Entertainment Tonight ... Sutton said of his viral kiss of the cheek ... "I was there with several…
Savannah Chrisley is offering an incredibly close-up video of the mammoth engagement ring that her husband, Jason Galanis, gave her. Savannah shared the clip that her jeweler Nicole Nicola Genovese initially posted of the ring ... with Nicole…
Jackie Kennedy Onassis told her former lover that marrying Aristotle Onassis was the biggest mistake of her life ... this, according to a bombshell new memoir. John Carl "Jack" Warnecke -- who dated Jackie from 1964-1966 -- wrote in his…
An armed suspect -- who allegedly claimed to hear voices in his head telling him to assassinate President Donald Trump -- was arrested just blocks from the White House Thursday. Ronny Yordrix Guanipa Chrinos was placed into custody in a joint…
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