Personalize Your Own Homepage
Login
Create Account
US News
• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
• Watch moment WSJ journalist appears in Russian court
Bill Maher mocked Democrats for opposing Trump's Lake Ontario renaming, comparing it to the left's own history of rebranding with terms like Latinx.
The Tennessee Bureau of Investigation is probing the fatal shooting of a sword-wielding man by Nashville police outside a sedan where a woman was held.
Abdul El-Sayed dodged four reporter questions about Hasan Piker at Michigan's Democratic convention, dismissing the streamer as irrelevant to his race.
James Carville says Democratic voters won't nominate a DSA-aligned candidate in 2028, even as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez renews her membership.
Jesus Acosta, a parolee with 13 prior arrests, was captured after an FBI manhunt for killing two New Yorkers during a 48-hour robbery spree.
Jordan Love called offensive plays in the second half of the Green Bay Packers' comeback win over the Arizona Cardinals, and Matt LaFleur loved what he heard.
Economic Security Project urges lawmakers to embed guaranteed income into existing TANF, child welfare, and workforce budgets as ARPA funds expire.
The Cleveland Guardians' $2.9 million pre-deal with a Dominican Republic prospect unraveled over allegations of a faked identity and age fraud.
Seneca Nation's leader calls Trump's Lake Ontario to Lake America renaming "unpresidential," saying it violates the 1794 Canandaigua treaty.
Comedian Leanne Morgan says Hollywood lives in a "bubble" and reveals she pushed back on a cursing scene while filming with Reese Witherspoon.
Satire
The post Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run appeared first on The Onion.
BENTONVILLE, AR — Local girl worm Shelly caught her boyfriend Brad completely off guard when she asked if he would still love her if she was a human.
U.S. — Former Fox News host turned podcaster Tucker Carlson released a groundbreaking 380th consecutive episode criticizing the one country that Carlson says no one is allowed to criticize.
A leaked memo revealed that U.S. diplomats are subverting efforts to limit global plastic production, doing so as worldwide plastic pollution grows to over 57 million tons annually. What do you think?
The post U.S. Lobbying Against Global Plastic Limits appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Controversy swirled online on Friday, as President Donald Trump posted a graphic to social media ranking American leaders, with Harrison Ford listed prominently as the "2nd Greatest" president in history.
U.S. — Singer-songwriter Billie Eilish unveiled a brand-new perfume on Friday called "Socialism," which will retail for just $72,000.
Millions were stunned this week when the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation ordered its anchors to refer to 9/11 as "jet crashes," strictly instructing the avoidance of terms like "terrorist attacks." However, this really wasn't a change for the CBC, which has always had a unique voice for news.
ONTARIO, CA — Local man Nathan Williams reportedly told his wife he'd be happy to hear more about their house being on fire just as soon as a helicopter finished passing by.
LEXINGTON, SC — Darline Graham, sister of the late Senator Lindsey Graham, who was appointed to finish her brother's term after his sudden passing, was reportedly seen quietly googling "What do senators do?"
ANAHEIM, CA — The Los Angeles area of Anaheim breathed a collective sigh of relief today after authorities finally arrested owner Arte Moreno for his gross negligence of the Los Angeles Angels baseball team.
U.S. — Democrats descended into disarray this week as swirling controversies around Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forced the party to take a position on whether terrorism is good.
LOS ANGELES—Responding to scrutiny concerning her tech billionaire father, artist Stella Lefty admitted in an interview Friday that nepotism may have played a role in helping her get Groupon+. “I had to set up the account myself, but yeah, I definitely have to recognize that not all aspiring art
Larry Ellison is the co-founder and executive chairman of Oracle, as well as the largest shareholder of the Paramount Skydance Corporation. The Onion sat down with the billionaire to discuss his ventures. The Onion : How did you get into the entertainment industry? Ellison: I remember going to t
WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a varie
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any woman who averages more than eight points per game should not be allowed to play in the WNBA.
With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July.
The post Top Songs August 2026 appeared first on The Onion.
Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the past year as provisions kick in. What do you think?
The post SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13% appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the clip showed the commander-in-chief spinning around in the East Room in the Executive Residence, wa
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appear loved online. “Despite all the videos of Andrew supposedly sparring with his brother at the g
Sports
Moses Itauma and Filip Hrgovic will both attempt to make some heavyweight boxing history in London and you can follow all the action live with ESPN.
New quarterback Billy Edwards Jr. threw for 232 yards as North Carolina opened coach Bill Belichick's second season with a 15-10 win over TCU on a rainy Saturday in Ireland.
Jaymiëll Martina struck out 12 batters and added an RBI double to help Curaçao defeat Japan 4-0 on Saturday to advance to the Little League Baseball World Series title game.
The Sky's Natasha Cloud was dismissive of Enes Kanter Freedom, calling the former NBA player an "irrelevant person" while saying she is focused on issues that are "actually [affecting] women and children."
The Bills are releasing veteran returner and wide receiver Mecole Hardman Jr. A source confirmed to ESPN that the team is also releasing punter Mitch Wishnowsky.
Tottenham Hotspur coach Roberto De Zerbi said Richarlison, Kevin Danso and Pape Matar Sarr have asked to leave the club.
Song Yadong pulled off a massive upset by knocking out heavily favored Umar Nurmagomedov in the men's bantamweight main event of UFC Fight Night in Shanghai.
The annual fantasy football favorite is back, featuring Adam's favorite picks at each level of the draft, including sleepers.
Tom Cruise will reprise his role as NASCAR driver Cole Trickle in a follow-up to "Days of Thunder."
Cubs star Pete Crow-Armstrong bolstered his case for NL MVP honors Saturday, slugging three home runs against the Reds at Wrigley Field in Chicago.
The Jacksonville Jaguars traded for quarterback Quinn Ewers from the Miami Dolphins on Saturday.
New quarterback Billy Edwards Jr. threw for 232 yards and North Carolina opened coach Bill Belichick’s second season with a 15-10 win over TCU.
The Tampa Bay Rays have secured county approval for a financing plan to build a new stadium.
The New York Mets activated star outfielder Juan Soto from the injured list on Saturday after a one-month absence.
Joey Logano is favored to win the Cup regular-season finale at Daytona, but Ryan Preece could be one to watch. Here are the latest odds.
Today's MLB schedule features Orioles-Rangers, Guardians-White Sox and Tigers-Giants on FOX. See how to watch and stream every game.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the Boston Red Sox and New York Yankees MLB game.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the Texas Rangers and Milwaukee Brewers MLB game.
Underdog Fantasy Promo Code FOXSPORTS: Play $5, Get $50 on College Football Week 0.
How to Bet on Today's College Football Week 0 Matchups With Your Favorite Sportsbook Including DraftKings and FanDuel and More.
Tech
An ESPN Unlimited subscription seems like the easiest way to get into all the US Open action.
The two music publishing groups claim thousands of instances of copyright infringement.
Whoop Life is the highest tier of membership to the Whoop platform, and it does offer more data than the less expensive levels.
Resolution isn't the only thing that matters for a quality picture.
The ruling shoots down Kalshi's attempt to block the state from regulating its platform.
It's actually playable and it has a color screen.
Google's Pixel 11 phone uses a Tensor G6 processor with a powerful TPU. How is it different from a GPU, and what does that mean in real-world use?
The RG 55G1 is available in three colors and starts at $150.
There are a few ways to wipe your Roku TV back to its original state.
If you're wondering if CarPlay works over Wi-Fi or Bluetooth, the answer is yes. It uses both at different times.
Outstanding call quality and an excellent price point put these earbuds way ahead of pricier competition.
Astronomers will test equipment that, if it’s successful, will one day be crucial for discovering Earthlike planets.
Plus: Hackers target over 100 US water systems, ICE puts in an order for robot dogs, and you’ll never guess what “MrChildPorn” was arrested for.
Installing a large language model on your personal computer gives you a handy digital assistant that won’t compromise your data privacy.
Psychedelics are often associated with disconnecting from reality, but a recent neuroimaging study found that psilocybin can actually make our brain activity more connected to the world around us.
Upgrade your smartphone for less with the latest Motorola promo codes, free shipping offers, and exclusive seasonal discounts.
The unexpected interruption came hours before the president wrote a congratulatory post on Truth Social about the company’s most recent earnings report.
The longtime far-right operator and troll, a UK citizen, is being held in ICE custody pending his removal from the United States.
Fraudsters are exploiting enterprise chat apps like Teams and Webex to trick Chinese victims into transferring large sums of money, fueling a wave of complaints.
“Do we need to look at the ceiling before going to the bathroom? Can we actually trust the water is safe to drink?” asks one GSA worker.
Entertainment
Spencer Pratt is comparing Lindsay Clancy to a pit bull that kills a kid ... saying some impulses should get you removed from society for good. Spencer weighed in on X Saturday ... reacting directly to the Clancy case as jurors continue weighing…
Kate Cassidy is marking what would've been Liam Payne's birthday with a heartbreaking tribute ... sharing a carousel of photos from their time together. Kate posted the memories Friday, writing ... “your birthday will always be your day. loving…
A 20-year-old San Diego State student says the alleged fake 49ers player tried sweeping her into an "NFL wife" lifestyle ... until she started checking his story, TMZ has learned. The student tells TMZ ... she met Daejon Love at Cheetahs strip club…
Alix Earle is going full old-school Hollywood glam ... taking a smoke break on set while looking like she stepped straight out of a pin-up shoot. The influencer was spotted working in Hollywood Friday in a floral Chloé top and matching mini skirt…
Former "Bachelor" star Clayton Echard is finally getting some vindication ... because the woman who falsely claimed she was pregnant with his twins has pleaded guilty to fraud. Laura Owens pleaded guilty Friday to four felonies tied to fake…
Rapper Lefty Gunplay went from the stage to a jail cell in Missouri ... getting arrested Saturday morning after a Friday night show in Springfield. According to jail records obtained by TMZ, Lefty -- whose real name is Franklin Holladay -- was…
A woman claiming to be the last victim of alleged fake 49ers player Daejon Love says she was still wrapped up with him right until the day the FBI arrested him ... and she's flashing what she says are receipts. The woman posted a TikTok saying she…
Kelley Wolf says she was so deep in psychosis during the chaos surrounding her split from "Party of Five" star Scott Wolf ... she thought she was in the CIA and running for President. Kelley revealed the wild delusion in a lengthy statement Friday…
Milo Yiannopoulos is officially back in his home country of the United Kingdom ... after getting booted from the United States by ICE, TMZ has learned. Federal law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents plucked…
Bryan Kohberger wants to get the judge on his quadruple murder conviction booted off the case -- because he says the justice disqualified himself by calling him a "faceless coward." Judge Steven Hippler presided over Kohberger's 2025 trial in which…
Stocks
Weather
Location is determined by your browser