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Titan Championship Wrestling brings indie wrestling back to Spotswood, New Jersey, featuring Joey Janela and JTG at Saturday's Resurrection event.
Camas School District superintendent John Anzalone says girls who walked off the cross country starting line in protest will face no repercussions.
Christa Pike is back behind bars after botched execution, but her ultimate sentence faces a new test
Christa Pike's survival of lethal injection could raise double jeopardy and disability claims that may block Tennessee from executing her again.
North Dakota tops Truth in Accounting's state finances ranking with a $72,300 taxpayer surplus, while 24 states can't cover all their bills.
Belly fat and visceral fat are linked to serious health issues. A doctor shares how lean protein, fruits and vegetables, and healthy fats can help reduce stomach fat.
Rep. Mike Lawler, R-N.Y., clashed with Dem Cait Conley over ICE enforcement, sanctuary cities and bail reform in a fiery debate for New York's swing district.
Golden State Warriors center Kristaps Porzingis called out internet trolls speculating about HIV or AIDS as he works with doctors on his health.
Marco Rubio's diplomatic sweep from Panama to Iceland aims to secure critical sea lanes and box out China's threat to United States interests.
Adam Hamilton once urged his megachurch to repent for White privilege after George Floyd's death as he now challenges Sen. Roger Marshall in Kansas.
Press freedom groups that have condemned Trump's treatment of journalists are now comparing outspoken Trump critic Wes Moore's media practices to those of the president.
Satire
The Onion selects the best books to take on vacation this year.
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LAS VEGAS, NV — Singer-songwriter Kelly Clarkson's hit new single "I'd Like To Speak To Your Manager" is now available on Apple Music and Spotify.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A bold new study theorizes that ancient peoples from the 1990s were able to make a season of a TV show in less than three years.
FRANKLIN, TN — Fandom of a revered intellectual property became outraged this week, as legions of loyal fans bemoaned what they saw as a desecration of their favorite stories after they watched the new trailer for the reboot of Baywatch.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Minnesota congresswoman still under scrutiny for alleged immigration violations, federal investigators informed Ilhan Omar that this all could have been legal if she had lived in Arkansas.
SPRINGFIELD, MO — One young member of a local congregation found himself feeling despondent about his future, as the youth group boy was doomed to lifelong singleness after failing to stack chairs correctly.
BROOKFIELD, WI—Tracking a shift to a more sustainable and budget-friendly method of handling human remains, a report released Wednesday by the National Funeral Directors Association found that an increasing number of Americans were opting to be buried in an unknowing neighbor’s backyard. “As t
MECHANICSBURG, PA — Comedian Shane Gillis is facing backlash from a joke he said during the opening monologue of the October 10 episode of SNL, which Southern Baptist preachers allege he ripped straight out of their 1995 sermons.
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As artificial intelligence continues to advance, it's becoming harder and hard to tell what's real and what isn't. Can you tell which is which? Test yourself with our quiz:
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EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Fanning hype for its upcoming open-world sandbox game by teasing a copious collection of tracks from the legendary singer-songwriter and film composer, Rockstar Games announced in a press release Tuesday that the Grand Theft Auto VI soundtrack would contain 10,000 songs by Rand
ARLINGTON, VA—Saying it was disappointing to enter the smoothie shop and not be greeted by streamers or decorations, local man Ryan Hunter confirmed Tuesday that workers at Sweetgrass Juicery were not as excited for his birthday as the marketing email had suggested they were. “Yesterday I got th
Interactions between the president and the free press have been central to the United States since the nation’s founding. The Onion takes a look back at key moments that have shaped the executive branch’s relationship with the Fourth Estate. 1803 Local busybody Arthur Swipple wanders into the Wh
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In the Russian city of Irkutsk, the death of a plague researcher from a mysterious illness has stoked fears of an outbreak. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the emerging situation. Q: What is the Irkutsk Anti-Plague Research Institute? A: An on-the-nose alibi. Q: Should I be worrie
Sports
Lisandro Martínez's future at Manchester United is in question after he pointed fingers at the club's board. Transfer Talk has the latest.
For the Dodgers to keep their season alive, they will have to make the type of comeback only one team has ever achieved.
Spurs coach Mitch Johnson finally deployed the three-guard lineup featuring De'Aaron Fox, Dylan Harper and Stephon Castle in a 123-103 preseason win over the Suns on Wednesday.
FIFA is set to amend its rules to prevent a repeat of the controversial reversal of the World Cup suspension issued to Folarin Balogun, sources have told ESPN.
Warriors center Kristaps Porzingis will remain out indefinitely with a private health-related issue but will be around the team.
Four men have been arrested in connection with the shooting of 49ers defensive lineman Keion White at a nightclub in February, officials said Wednesday.
Texans wideout Marvin Harrison Jr. will play against the Jacksonville Jaguars in London on Sunday, Houston coach DeMeco Ryans said Wednesday.
There's no mercy for Texas: One loss and the Longhorns land on our dubious list.
Jake Bauers hit a go-ahead two-run blast in the seventh that helped propel the Brewers to a 6-2 win over the Dodgers in Game 3 of the NLCS.
Alaric Jackson's suspension for punching Bradley Chubb after Monday night's game between the Bills and Rams was reduced from two games to one.
Jake Bauers was nearly out of baseball two years ago. Now he could be the NLCS MVP.
Improbable? Yes. Impossible? No. Just ask the stars who were part of one of MLB's greatest comebacks.
For the first time all season, there is a new World Series favorite. See the latest.
When asked why the Dodgers are now staring at an improbable comeback, Max Muncy gave a blunt explanation.
The AL pennant race is as close as can be, while the NL race is all but over. See the latest odds.
It's a rematch of last year's NLCS. Check out the odds and what to know about Brewers-Dodgers.
A-Rod says the Brewers “melt your soul away" as Milwaukee moves one win from sweeping the two-time defending champion Dodgers in the NLCS.
The Brewers are one win away from a trip to the World Series for the first time since 1982 after taking a 3-0 series lead over the Dodgers in the NLCS.
Ranking the top-20 club teams in world soccer seven weeks into new the season.
Here’s the latest from around the NFL on Wednesday.
Tech
The famous Apple I "Hatfield" computer signed by Steve Wozniak just sold to an unknown buyer for a record $1,148,200.
As a recent government report on DOGE shows, even getting basic information out of the Trump administration will put a new Congress to the test.
YouTube is already talking to publishers about offering audiobooks on its platform, The Wall Street Journal says.
Researchers at The Citizen Lab have for the first time released technical evidence of sophisticated mercenary spyware being distributed via online advertising.
Permanent eave lights that attach to the exterior of your home are becoming more popular. But are they worth the effort and cost?
Though scaled back from initial plans of landing, the voyage will serve as a dress rehearsal for when humans return to the moon’s surface.
Contracts tied to elections in Ethiopia and Romania saw massive trading volumes after the outcomes were decided. “It’s obviously some form of volume manipulation,” one expert says.
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The lawsuits cover everything from the design of ChatGPT to the company's recent issues with rogue agents.
Google's latest wearable seems like a Fitbit Air with a screen, but the two actually have less in common than you might think.
Lithium-ion just isn't cut out for the cosmos.
Cuts are coming to RedLynx and Ubisoft Singapore.
It'll cost you though.
Good riddance.
The $50 Xbox Nano Controller is five inches long and weighs 3.5 ounces.
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Entertainment
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Stefon Diggs is firing back at claims that he had a man assaulted because he believed he had something to do with his stolen Ferrari ... TMZ has learned. In recently filed court docs, the Washington Commanders wide receiver said Nigel King, the man…
"Love Island USA" hottie Trinity Tatum is turning up the heat for her 23rd birthday ... and these sizzling snaps prove she's still got us hot under the collar. The Season 8 winner is serving looks in barely-there bikinis, plunging tops, and some…
The temps are dropping, but the pants are dropping faster! Can you guess who we're crowning this week's Cheek of the Week?! She celebrated her big 3-0 birthday last weekend, and she dropped this hot shot on Instagram this week to let her millions…
Televangelist Jim Bakker was laid to rest Monday ... but his son, Jay, was notably absent from the funeral. Jay -- who's also a pastor -- shared a video on Instagram to be played at his father's service, explaining they had a "complicated…
Donald Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle haven't spoken in nearly two years ... TMZ has learned the former couple has had no contact since calling off their engagement in 2024. A person familiar with the situation tells TMZ ... Don Jr. and Kimberly…
Halle Berry's son, Maceo, will be allowed to take the stand in her bitter custody battle with Olivier Martinez, TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ ... the 13-year-old has been permitted to testify, but his testimony will be…
Danny DeVito might've bit off more than he could chew when he and his best bud Michael Douglas once got pulled over ... because he ended up with a belly full of joints. Michael went on Joe Rogan's podcast, recalling a time he and Danny were on…
Six Flags Over Georgia is likely facing a big lawsuit after a man was ejected from a roller coaster and fell to his death ... but it wouldn't be the first time the park has been sued. We did some digging and found a lawsuit that was filed against…
Joe Manganiello says Sofía Vergara took a parting shot as he walked out the door ... he claims she told him no one would love him once they realized how sick he was. The actor recalls his last interaction with his ex-wife in his new memoir,…
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