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A federal appeals court allowed a Biden-appointed member of the Federal Trade Commission to keep her job for now as part of a lawsuit centered on President Donald Trump’s authority to remove members of independent agencies without cause.
The House Oversight Committee is releasing thousands of files on Jeffrey Epstein in a surprise Tuesday evening document dump.
A massive Baltimore fire causes one building to collapse and two four-story structures to ignite downtown, with crews working to contain the blaze safely.
The Senate teed up debate on the $925B National Defense Authorization Act on Tuesday, a bill focused on Pentagon reforms rather than gutting “woke" policies.
Actor Ethan Hawke reflects on marriage with Uma Thurman. The couple's divorce was finalized in 2005 after they met filming "Gattaca" in 1997 and married in 1998.
Iowa Rep. Ashley Hinson enters the race to replace retiring GOP Sen. Joni Ernst, pledging to campaign across all 99 counties starting with a Friday kickoff event.
Acting Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) director Todd Lyons responded to claims that CBS edited Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s comments.
The Department of Homeland Security increases pressure on Illinois and Chicago leaders as President Trump threatens federal law enforcement surge.
Welcome to the Fox News Politics newsletter, with the latest updates on the Trump administration, Capitol Hill and more Fox News politics content.
Pink revealed she was diagnosed with E. coli during a family vacation and shares her recovery process using IV fluids, red wine, and a positive attitude.
Satire
The post Kim Jong-Un Arrives At Summit On Slow-Moving, Heavily Fortified Mule appeared first on The Onion.
RFK, Jr. is on the war path and he's taking all the artificial food dyes with him. But why? We consulted with the world's finest doctors to learn why artificial dyes are so dangerous.
MILES CITY, MT — Three local children reportedly called on their father to please stop referring to them as the fruit of his loins, citing untold embarrassment.
Speculation has been swirling about President Donald Trump's health, with some people even spreading wild rumors that he died over the weekend. What's the real story?
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a day political insiders feared but knew was inevitable, Representative Jerry Nadler was forced to retire from the U.S. Congress after being fully consumed by his own pants.
WASHINGTON—Lauded as a generational advocate for sexual contact between relatives, former New York City mayor and man who married his cousin Rudy Giuliani was awarded the Presidential Medal of Incest at a White House ceremony Tuesday. “Not only is Rudy a great American patriot, but he inspires a
BEVERLY HILLS, CA — At a lavish gender reveal party attended by Hollywood elite, a popular young celebrity announced that her unborn baby is trans.
CHICAGO, IL — City officials were relieved to get some unexpectedly positive news following the holiday weekend, as Chicago shootings were reportedly down, as the guy who keeps track of all the shootings got shot.
LONDON — In a courageous display of British defense of law and order, English bobbies were seen racing past five stabbings to tackle an offensive social media poster.
WESTFIELD, MA—Saying they had never seen such an ostentatious display, friends attending a barbecue yesterday at the home of Pete and Emily Brooks told reporters they were shocked to learn the couple were wealthy enough to have their own live-in children. “They weren’t even self-conscious abou
ST. LOUIS—According to several eyewitnesses who were inside local café Panda Bubble Tea on Tuesday, no, 53-year-old man Aaron Strickland would not like “popping boba” in his drink. “Ma’am, I am a veteran, a father of two adult children, and I hold a master’s degree in business administr
The post Taylor Swift Spoils Travis Kelce For Anniversary By Cracking Egg Over His Kibble appeared first on The Onion.
U.S. — One of the world's most revered musical geniuses was heard from for the first time in nearly two centuries, as the ghost of Ludwig van Beethoven expressed tremendous joy after hearing his magnum opus being used in a toothpaste commercial.
GAZA — Following news that the diminutive eco-geopolitical activist was once again planning to set sail to arrive in support of the Palestinian cause, Hamas terrorists released an official statement distancing themselves from Greta Thunberg.
Jannik Sinner, Coco Gauff, and more of the world’s top tennis players are squaring off in New York for a major title in the fourth and final Grand Slam of the year. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the U.S. Open. 29: Ball boys worn through in the average match 1.5: Hours […]
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AUSTIN, TX—Touting the party-line vote as a major victory for the Second Amendment, the Texas House of Representatives successfully blocked a bill last week that would have prevented gun stores from operating inside of hospital psychiatric wards. “The government has no place infringing on the
Despite objections from student rights groups, South Korea enacted a law to combat smartphone youth addiction by banning mobile phones and digital devices in school classrooms. What do you think?
The post South Korea To Ban Mobile Phones In Classrooms appeared first on The Onion.
MINNETONKA, MN—In a medical miracle being hailed as a testament to the tenacity of the human spirit, area 53-year-old David Spotherton, who this summer was given just six more months to live, reportedly defied the odds yesterday by dying in less than two. “They told my husband he would only have
Sports
A feisty Deion Sanders is pushing back against anyone second-guessing his clock management or calling out his coaching staff.
Ohio State climbed to No. 1 in the AP Top 25 college football poll as LSU and Miami moved into the top five. FSU entered at No. 14, while Alabama fell to No. 21.
Former UFC heavyweight champion Jon Jones had all charges dropped after he was accused of fleeing the scene of an accident, with a New Mexico district attorney's office saying Jones had a "credible" alibi.
Marketa Vondrousova withdrew from the US Open on Tuesday with an injured knee, sending her quarterfinal opponent Aryna Sabalenka to the semifinals via walkover.
Here's everything you need to know ahead of the NFL regular season, including how teams rank before Week 1.
After Dabo Swinney gave his grades for Saturday's game -- "they made a 65; we made a 58" -- LSU's Brian Kelly questioned if the Clemson coach saw the second half.
Fever star Caitlin Clark participated in full court, 5-on-0 work during shootaround Tuesday but still hasn't been cleared for contract drills.
George Raveling, a Hall of Fame basketball coach who played a role in Michael Jordan signing a landmark endorsement deal with Nike, has died. He was 88.
Drake is betting big on Jannik Sinner, wagering $300,000 on the top-ranked men's tennis player in the world to win the 2025 US Open.
With less than a month left to play in the 2025 regular season, here's what our experts think will happen the rest of the way.
Tracking the latest on what's happening around the NFL heading into Week 1 of the 2025 season.
A feisty Deion Sanders is pushing back against anyone second-guessing his clock management or calling out his coaching staff.
Nick Wright lists his QB hierarchy entering Week 1 of the 2025/26 NFL season, including Lamar Jackson, Joe Burrow, and Josh Allen.
Oklahoma State HC Mike Gundy blasted Oregon's NIL spending, and Ducks HC Dan Lanning provided a response.
Check out the Las Vegas Raiders’ 2025 NFL Week 1 depth chart, highlighting projected starters, depth roles, and positional battles.
Here's what we know about Jacksonville's plans for Travis Hunter as the two-way talent begins his highly-anticipated NFL career on Sunday.
Take a look at the Kansas City Chiefs’ 2025 NFL Week 1 depth chart, including starters, backups, and key positional outlooks.
Explore the Los Angeles Rams’ 2025 NFL Week 1 depth chart, including projected starters, key depth options, and position battles.
Check out the Denver Broncos’ 2025 NFL Week 1 depth chart, including projected starters and depth at every key position.
Chicago Bears cornerback Jaylon Johnson hopes to be ready for the season opener against the Vikings, but his head coach worries about his conditioning.
Tech
Waymo is preparing to launch in two more markets. The company announced today that it will expand into both Denver and Seattle. It will begin testing with humans behind the wheel this week, bringing up to a dozen vehicles to each location, according to CNBC. The rollout will include a mix of the bra
The Federal Trade Commission announced that Disney will pay $10 million to settle allegations that the entertainment giant allowed data collection on YouTube videos meant for children. Under the Children's Online Privacy Protection Rule, also known as COPPA, companies are required to notify parents
Get your tickets to Uncanny Valley’s first live show in San Francisco on September 9, featuring special guest Jack Conte, CEO of Patreon.
Google will not have to divest its Chrome browser but will have to change some of its business practices, a federal judge has ruled. The ruling comes more than a year after the same judge ruled that Google had acted illegally to maintain a monopoly in internet search.
Following the ruling last year
Amazon is shutting down the Prime Invitee program which allowed members to extend free shipping to people outside their household. An updated support page says sharing through Invitee will end on October 1 and that previously invited guests will be notified by September 5 of the changes.
The Verge i
The Apple iPhone 17 event is now just one week away. On Tuesday, September 9, we'll finally get to see the new iPhone 17 lineup, and — assuming Apple sticks to tradition — we should be able to install iOS 26 around a week or so after the event. But you don't have to wait to test out the new feat
We're in the homestretch — in just one week, the 2025 iPhone event will be here to showcase the new iPhone 17 lineup. The event will take place on Tuesday, September 9 at 1PM ET. The new smartphones will come equipped with the latest iOS 26 features preinstalled, along with any new features Apple
It's a dynamic time right now in the automotive industry. Many manufacturers that previously pledged themselves to dive head-first into the wonderful world of electrification are now pumping their literal and metaphorical brakes on the idea, leaning back into hybrids, plug-ins, and various other tra
Peacemaker, Ruby & Jodi: A Cult of Sin and Influence, and The Gilded Age are just a few of the shows you need to be watching on HBO Max this month.
The TT-inspired roadster debuts Audi’s new strategy for “radical simplicity”—and it looks terrific.
The Google TV Streamer 4K is back on sale for just $80, which is a discount of 20 percent. The deal is available via Amazon, but also through retailers like Best Buy and Walmart. This beats a recent Prime Day promotion by $4.
The TV Streamer 4K topped our list of the best streaming devices. It's a
If you don’t need the latest and greatest, you can get this still-excellent pair of Sony noise-canceling headphones for $300.
Paramount has just signed a deal with Microsoft and Activision to make a movie based on the iconic Call of Duty franchise. The valuation of the deal hasn't been revealed, but CoD is a mighty lucrative IP.
We don't know much about the specifics of the deal, other than it covers a live-action feature
Google is readying an update for its Play Games app that will introduce stats and milestones to your all-new profile. From September 23 (October 1 in the EU and UK), other players will be able to see which games you’ve played and for how long, as well as any achievements you’ve unlocked. Google
The traditional knock is that light roast espresso is bitter and sour. But new techniques mean that just plain isn’t true anymore.
From best bathing practices to tips on cutting nails, pet experts share their knowledge.
Sometimes you need more than a smartphone to stay safe on big adventures.
The Ivalice Chronicles updates the small things in the 28-year-old game but sticks to the original’s script. That’s by design, says its director.
We’ve spent years riding and testing extra-large ebikes, perfect for hauling both little ones and groceries around town.
Researchers are working on manipulating the digestive systems of wax worms to create a scalable way of disposing of plastic.
Entertainment
A verdict has been reached in Cardi B's civil suit brought by a woman who claims Cardi assaulted her in a Beverly Hills obstetrician's office ... we're waiting for the verdict to be read ... and you can watch the livestream here. Emani Ellis -- a…
William A. Noguera didn’t just sit and rot on death row, he flipped a killer friendship into one of the FBI’s biggest breakthroughs ... and now he’s laying it all out for us. On "TMZ Live" Tuesday, Noguera broke it down to us ... how he…
Bronny James and Parker Whitfield are celebrating yet another milestone this summer -- it's her 21st birthday ... and the Los Angeles Lakers player gave his girlfriend a sweet shoutout to mark the special day. Whitfield -- the daughter of actor…
Travis Kelce popped the question to Taylor Swift last week -- instantly becoming the engagement of the year -- but now fans are wondering if the other big question has been asked yet ... yep, we’re talking about a prenup!!! TMZ spoke exclusively…
OnlyFans was a double-edged sword for former University of Wisconsin-La Crosse Chancellor Joe Gow and his wife, Carmen Wilson ... their adult content got him fired from a cushy job, but it gained them tons of new paying subscribers. Joe and Carmen…
Hulk Hogan's son, Nick Hogan, is suing Bubba The Love Sponge ... alleging the popular radio host's unreleased documentary about the WWE legend infringes on his dad's copyrights and trademarks. Nick -- acting as a rep for Hulk's estate -- filed the…
Master P is gearing up for a new season in life as a college basketball coach, and he dropped in on the TMZ Live Stream to talk about it! The Colonel chopped it up Tuesday with Harvey and Charles, confirming the Ice Cream Man has been reverted to…
Salma Hayek just proved she’s aging like fine wine ... dropping a scorching birthday snap that's leaving her fans in flames! Check it out ... Salma rocked a fiery red bikini just as bold as the heat she brought Tuesday, flaunting those iconic…
One of Graham Greene's dying wishes was to get in contact with Kevin Costner -- but he was unable to, TMZ has learned. The late actor's rep Michael Greene tells TMZ ... he wanted to speak with Kevin to thank him for the representation he gave…
2:53 PM PT -- Cardi B is pissed and she's letting the world know it, writing on X that she had to miss her kids first day of school to attend her civil trial. Cardi B went from glowing to growling after leaving court on Tuesday after someone dared…
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