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New York Gov. Kathy Hochul backed legislation to allow residents to sue ICE agents for alleged constitutional violations as part of new guardrails for immigration enforcement.
NYC's new tenant protection chief Cea Weaver previously called "White, middle-class homeowners' a 'huge problem' for renters and urged undermining homeownership in 2021 remarks.
Shocking footage shows parents erupting into violent brawl during Catholic youth basketball game in Staten Island, prompting new spectator rules.
A shooting involving an ICE agent unfolded in Minneapolis late Wednesday after a suspect allegedly assaulted a federal officer with a shovel, authorities said.
Minnesota charter school moves classes online citing safety concerns as community warns of reported ICE activity affecting local families and students.
The Steelers begin just their third coaching search since 1969 after Mike Tomlin stepped down, a move Steelers ownership admitted wasn't shocking, albeit unexpected.
A private jet was violently thrown off a Colorado runway by brutal crosswinds, skidding 300 yards with damage. All three aboard escaped injury in Telluride.
Minnesota Democratic Rep. Angie Craig compared ICE operations to 1930s Germany while discussing efforts to defund the agency following a deadly shooting.
Nancy Mace rips trans athlete's attorney for refusing to define sex at SCOTUS women's sports hearing
Rep. Nancy Mace called out ACLU attorney Joshua Block for refusing to define sex during a Supreme Court hearing on transgender athletes.
Ravens owner talks possibly hiring former Steelers coach Mike Tomlin: 'Wouldn't that be interesting'
Baltimore Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti joked about hiring former Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin, saying, "Only if John (Harbaugh) takes the Pittsburgh job."
Satire
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to the new food pyramid released Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Democrats have released an alternative food pentagram.
TEHRAN — As Iranian protestors were shot dead in the streets, President Trump made good on his promise to come to their aid by having thousands of "Make Iran Great Again" hats airdropped all over the country.
NEW YORK, NY — According to filings to the Federal Court of the southern district of New York, former President Bill Clinton says he will gladly testify on the Epstein case just as soon as he gets back from this really cool island.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Supreme Court took a break from deliberations regarding individuals competing in sports designated for the opposite sex to bring in an expert five-year-old boy to explain the difference between boys and girls.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson arrived for work at the Supreme Court building this morning in the official, yellow SCOTUS short bus.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has revealed his plan to seize Australia, cash in its two-troop continent bonus each turn, wait for the other armies to deplete each other, and then launch an invasion of Asia.
Reality television personality Spencer Pratt announced a longshot bid for Los Angeles mayor, with The Hills star vowing to “expose the system.” What do you think?
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TYLER, TX — Local man Ryan Jennings discovered today that the hole in his heart was actually in the precise shape of a seven-ton mini-excavator.
It wasn’t at a plantation, okay? It was just a big Southern house.
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PITTSBURGH—Acknowledging that the erotic, ultrarealistic episodes had been a frequent occurrence since the NFL season began, local resident Peter Hayward told reporters Tuesday that his vivid sex dream from the previous evening was once again about Pittsburgh Steelers mascot Steely McBeam. “Oh J
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AMAGANSETT, NY—Saying he couldn’t wait for Bravo’s audience to meet the dynamic cast of his latest production, a shaking, wild-eyed Andy Cohen took to Instagram Live Monday to announce he had just greenlit The Real Housewives Of My Attic. “Based on the scuttling and scampering noises I hear
THE HEAVENS—Praising the man-made food item as “on par with the real thing,” God Almighty, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, admitted Thursday that imitation crab tastes just as good as the living crabs that He created. “Credit where credit is due—between the pleasant taste and low cost, I de
This otherwise unremarkable home is serviced by a real 10-out-of-10 panty-melting stud of a postal worker. Reference #45823
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WASHINGTON—Adopting a new set of national policy positions ahead of this year’s midterms, top GOP leaders released an updated party platform Tuesday to introduce their official “ICE kills everyone” agenda for 2026. “In our continuing fight to make America great again, it is vital we mainta
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Sports
While contract numbers are still being finalized, John Harbaugh is ready to accept the Giants' head coaching job and the team is expected to hire him as soon as possible, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Check out the best moments from this showdown between the Arizona State Sun Devils vs the No. 1 Arizona Wildcats
How either Miami or Indiana can win the title, plus X factors for both teams.
The architect of the Hurricanes' offense began his career grinding for a job at Southeastern Louisiana.
Check out the best moments from this showdown between the No. 4 Michigan Wolverines and the Washington Huskies!
Arizona State Sun Devils' Moe Odum drilled DEEP 3 and drew the foul for a 4-point play vs. the Arizona Wildcats.
Coco Gauff and Venus Williams could meet in the second round of the Australian Open, more than six years after they first played each other in a major. Jannik Sinner and Novak Djokovic landed in the same half of the draw, setting up a potential semifinal.
New Washington Wizards star Trae Young is still recovering from MCL and quad injuries on his right leg and will be reevaluated after the mid-February All-Star break, coach Brian Keefe said Wednesday.
Cooper Flagg twisted his left ankle for the second consecutive game Wednesday night and was ruled out.
Linebacker Sonny Styles, who is ESPN insider Mel Kiper's No. 7 overall prospect, became the fifth Ohio State star to declare for the 2026 NFL draft.
The portal closes soon, and many teams have landed their top targets. But which teams did it best?
Knicks star Jalen Brunson played just five minutes Wednesday against the Kings before an ankle injury in the first quarter ended his night early.
Texas handed No. 10 Vanderbilt its first loss the season 80-64 on Wednesday night, giving the Longhorns consecutive victories over AP Top 25 teams.
Tobe Awaka finished 10 pass sequence with a powerful slam, No. 1 Arizona Wildcats extend lead over the Arizona State Sun Devils
Michigan Wolverines’ Yaxel Lendeborg found Aday Mara, who threw down a slam dunk against the Washington Huskies.
The New York Giants are reportedly finalizing an agreement to make former Baltimore Ravens coach John Harbaugh their new head coach.
The coaching carousel for the 2026 offseason is about to get moving. Here are the latest news and rumors from around the NFL!
Here are the men's college basketball teams that are still undefeated in the 2025-2026 season.
Arizona Wildcats' Anthony Dell’Orso lobs to Koa Peat for the alley-oop slam vs. the Arizona State Sun Devils
Check out the best moments between the No. 13 Illinois Fighting Illini and the Northwestern Wildcats!
Tech
Verizon’s network is experiencing technical issues that are impacting calls and wireless data. Verizon customers on X have reported seeing “SOS” rather than the traditional network bars on their smartphones, and even the network provider’s own status page struggled to load, likely due to the
The departures are a blow for Thinking Machines Lab. Two narratives are already emerging about why they happened.
X says it is changing its policies around Grok’s image-editing abilities following a multi-week outcry over the chatbot repeatedly being accused of generating sexualized images of children and nonconsensual nudity. In an update shared from the @Safety account on X, the company said it has “imple
The killing of George Floyd in 2020 prompted a wave of statements from tech companies and CEOs. Today, pushback against ICE is largely coming from employees, not executives.
Netflix is continuing to double down on podcasts, with the streaming service's announcement that it has hired talent to host two original shows for its platform. The first show stars NFL Hall of Famer-turned-analyst Michael Irvin and the second is a talk show for former Saturday Night Live cast memb
Elon Musk isn't the only party at fault for Grok's nonconsensual intimate deepfakes of real people, including children. What about Apple and Google? The two (frequently virtue-signaling) companies have inexplicably allowed Grok and X to remain in their app stores — even as Musk's chatbot reportedl
Amazon's upcoming God of War live-action TV adaptation has cast Ryan Hurst as its Kratos. Sony announced the casting today on X with a brief post and an image of both Hurst and Kratos in full scowl mode. Hurst is already sporting a very Kratos-style beard, so he's already got the right vibe going fo
In a chaotic world, one thing you can count on is your own common-sense steps toward better cybersecurity. January is a great time to grab a subscription for yourself or a loved one, as a few holiday sales are (inexplicably) still happening. With access to a virtual private network (VPN), you can st
The App Store is a home for many kinds of apps (including, inexplicably, one that lets users undress strangers without their consent). But hey, it also has games! And soon the store's Apple Arcade service will include one more: the not-so-highly rated Civilization VII.Apple announced on Wednesday th
California authorities have launched an investigation into xAI following weeks of reports that the chatbot was generating sexualized images of children. "xAI appears to be facilitating the large-scale production of deepfake nonconsensual intimate images that are being used to harass women and girls
New research has discovered that a neural circuit may explain procrastination. Scientists were able to disrupt this connection using a drug.
ExpressVPN is back on sale again, and its two-year plans are up to 78 percent off right now. You can get the Advanced tier for $101 for 28 months. This is marked down from the $392 that this time frame normally costs. On a per-month basis, it works out to roughly $3.59 for the promo period.
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Lume Cube has a variety of marked-down lighting products to help revamp your home office.
AI models are getting so good at finding vulnerabilities that some experts say the tech industry might need to rethink how software is built.
A major Verizon outage appeared to impact customers across the United States starting around noon ET on Wednesday. Calls to Verizon customers from other carriers may also be impacted.
Sony just announced January's Game Catalog additions for PS Plus subscribers and it's a fantastic lineup. All of these titles will be ready to play on January 20.
First up, there's Resident Evil Village. This is a direct sequel to 2017’s Resident Evil 7: Biohazard. It's a full game with plenty of
In a world where ICE agents are shooting US citizens on the street, the need for militias and extremist groups like the Proud Boys to support far-right interests has evaporated.
Hundreds of records obtained by WIRED show thin intelligence on the Venezuelan gang in the United States, describing fragmented, low-level crime rather than a coordinated terrorist threat.
Protests across Minnesota—and around the country—are ongoing, as residents demonstrate against their federal government.
Sitting at a desk for hours? Upgrade your WFH setup and work in style with these comfy WIRED-tested seats.
Entertainment
One week after Renee Good was killed by an ICE agent, a federal officer has shot another person during a targeted operation in Minnesota, authorities said. Tricia McLaughlin, Department of Homeland Security Assistant Secretary, tells TMZ ...…
The new allegation of sexual abuse against the embattled Timothy Busfield is from an alleged incident that happened a quarter century ago ... TMZ has learned. Here's the deal ... prosecutors in New Mexico revealed Wednesday a new allegation against…
Kendra Wilkinson is a long way from her days at the Playboy Mansion ... because now she's a realtor. We got the former "Girls Next Door" star at the Supermodels Unlimited Magazine Cover Party and our photog asked her about her transition from…
Hailey and Justin Bieber are continuing to beef with TikToker Julie Theis ... slapping her with a cease-and-desist letter that claims she fabricated her story about their celebrity marriage. TMZ obtained a copy of the letter written by the Biebers'…
Cincinnati Bengals cornerback Cam Taylor-Britt is lucky to be alive -- the NFL-er told police he was a passenger in a terrifying crash in November, when a vehicle flipped in the street after colliding with a parked car. The moment was caught on…
Brian Austin Green's getting real about a blast from his dating past ... opening up about his time seeing Tichina Arnold and revealing she was adamant their hookups stay strictly under wraps! Speaking on Deon Cole's "Funny Knowing You" podcast,…
Coi Leray gave fans a few treats on Wednesday, when the artist teased her new album ... and dropped some insane thirst traps. In a black bikini so tiny it could be an eye patch ... the "Blick Blick" rapper captioned her gallery ... "Mom, Album,…
Todd Bridges and his wife, Bettijo, are calling it quits and heading for divorce ... TMZ has learned. The "Diff'rent Strokes" star tells TMZ ... "After much thought and mutual respect, we have decided to end our marriage. During our time together…
Journalist Laura Jedeed should be considered a domestic terrorist, according to the Donald Trump administration's warped metric ... but she tells "TMZ Live," she was hired by ICE anyway! This is a wild story ... Laura was curious about how diligent…
Khloe Kardashian and Lizzo are goin' neck n' neck in their animal print fashion, but which fierce female is gettin' your vote, and which star are you going to demote?! And keep on keepin' on for a Khloe Kardashian memoji game! The question here is:…
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