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The uncomfortable truth about America's deficit crisis: even dramatic tax hikes or spending cuts can't fix a $1.78 trillion shortfall through policy alone.
DHS shutdown looms over Mar-a-Lago shooting as unpaid Secret Service agents neutralize armed suspect
Secret Service agents working without pay due to DHS shutdown shot armed intruder at Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort after he allegedly brandished shotgun.
With Hakeem Jeffries potentially becoming House speaker, President Trump needs a barnburner State of the Union to reenergize GOP voters before the November midterms.
Liberal media loses influence as President Donald Trump defeats press opponents through lawsuits and industry upheaval affecting major news organizations.
A suspect was taken into custody on Tuesday following the fatal shooting of a Missouri deputy that triggered a manhunt, according to Missouri State Highway Patrol.
California Gov. Gavin Newsom announced $35 million in state funding to support illegal immigrants amid President Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda.
Joe Biden continues radiation therapy for Stage 4 prostate cancer that has metastasized to bone, with aides saying the 83-year-old former president remains active and engaged.
A reporter received a expletive-tinged response from California Gov. Gavin Newsom's communications director after being asked for records of his dyslexia diagnosis.
Manhunt underway after Missouri deputy slain, suspect’s truck spotted heading toward Arkansas border
A manhunt is underway in Missouri after a Christian County deputy was shot and killed. Authorities are searching for a white 2001 Chevrolet Silverado that may be headed toward Arkansas.
Oregon Democrat compares U.S. immigration enforcement to "terrorism" in viral town hall video, vowing to dismantle ICE if party regains political power.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — With an alleged third assassination attempt in the books, President Trump is reportedly one step closer to a free third term.
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Local Episcopalian Myrtle Smith has once again elected to undergo an enormous sacrifice by giving up reading her Bible again this Lent.
ATLANTA, GA — While speaking at the Rialto Center for the Arts as part of promotion for his new memoir, Young Man in a Hurry: A Memoir of Discovery, California Governor Gavin Newsom wowed a black audience by putting some hot sauce into his purple drank.
After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it's not all that bad, Canada. There are still reasons to feel good about yourselves.
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WASHINGTON—In an effort to protect visitors to the violently contested territories south of the U.S. border, the State Department advised American tourists on Monday to temporarily avoid shootouts with Mexican drug cartels. “While at this time, we see no need for American travelers to cancel the
SOUTH BEND, IN — According to sources, local husband and father Glenn Riverton has reportedly entered the crossword era of his life.
MILANO — As the 2026 Milano Cortina Olympics came to a close, athletes from various nations participated in the traditional send-offs for their respective sports, with the Olympic curlers being lowered into the carbon-freezing chamber until the next winter games.
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MILAN, ITALY — Following their victory over Canada, the US Olympic Hockey Team has continued celebrating by melting down their gold medals to replace all their missing teeth.
If passed into law, the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act will create new barriers to voting in federal elections by requiring documentation of citizenship to register and imposing strict photo-identification rules at polling places. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the SAVE
Mexico introduced tactical robot dogs as part of security preparations for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, with officials claiming the robotic units will assist police with surveillance, monitoring, and intervention operations during the international soccer tournament. What do you think?
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THE HEAVENS—Admitting He felt torn between His true feelings and His fear of the unknown, the Lord God Almighty announced Monday that He no longer loved humanity but was too afraid to leave. “Any affection I ever had for the human race is long gone, but I’m just terrified at the thought of wal
NEW YORK—In an unprecedented effort to “pour gas on the fire” and grow the popularity of the league, NHL officials announced Monday that it was launching a new $800 marketing campaign in a major push to attract new fans. “Move over, NFL and NBA, because we are pulling out all the stops to ma
WASHINGTON—Saying his advocacy for consuming animal products had painted a target on his back, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed Monday that anti-protein extremists had left a head of lettuce on his doorstep. “Yesterday morning when my wife went out to get the pap
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The Potomac River, a waterway that winds through the nation’s capital, is in the midst of an ecological crisis after one of the largest sewage spills in U.S. history, with over 240 million gallons of raw human waste threatening the health of the river and the safety of those who depend on it. What
Sports
Tottenham Hotspur defender Micky van de Ven is on the radar of Liverpool, Manchester United and Real Madrid. Transfer Talk has the latest.
A action-packed Raw had injuries, celebrities and the newest member of the WWE Hall of Fame.
Wisconsin cemented its status as a 'lock' Sunday, though the SEC continues to lead the Big Ten in projected bids.
The new AP Top 25 is here! Which teams moved up? Which team replaced Tennessee, which fell out of the poll?
Arsenal didn't panic ahead of Sunday's north London derby, and it paid off. Plus: Man City keep the pressure on, and Real Madrid suffer a shock to fall behind again in LaLiga.
Man United are looking to qualify for the Champions League, and their signings might help them get there.
A grand jury returned a no-bill in the case involving former NBA guard Patrick Beverley, who was arrested last fall in what police called a "family violence" incident.
Mexico plans to proceed with its friendly match scheduled against Iceland on Wednesday at the Corregidora Stadium in Queretaro amid unrest and violence in the country, sources told ESPN.
Four-star quarterback Gunner Rivers, son of NC State legend and eight-time NFL Pro Bowler Philip Rivers, has committed to the Wolfpack.
Tre White scored a season-high 23 points and No. 14 Kansas bounced back from a surprising defeat with a 69-56 victory over No. 5 Houston.
Detroit Tigers ace Tarik Skubal plans to start once for the United States in the World Baseball Classic.
Seth Trimble had a career-high 30 points and hit two key free throws with 12.3 seconds left to help UNC hold off Louisville.
Alex Palou is clearly the driver to beat, but there are a few racers Will Buxton has his eyes on for the 2026 INDYCAR championship.
Kevin Harvick explained what the early success of Michael Jordan's 23XI racing team could mean for the 2026 Cup Series season.
Kevin Harvick and Will Buxton reflected on INDYCAR's Open Test and shared what else to look forward to this season on "SPEED."
Tyler Reddick or Shane van Gisbergen? Kevin Harvick and Will Buxton disagreed on the debut episode of "SPEED With Harvick And Buxton."
Charles Bediako is asking the Alabama Supreme Court to let him play the rest of the season for the Crimson Tide.
Pato O'Ward discussed his chances at securing an Indy 500 victory, revealing that he knows how to position himself to win.
A new-look Puerto Rico team will aim to make some noise at the World Baseball Classic. How could manager Yadier Molina lineup his squad?
Tech
Whether you’re on back-to-back video meetings, live streaming or just trying to look presentable on a family call, your webcam matters more than most might expect. The cameras built into laptops are fine in a pinch, but they rarely deliver consistent image quality, especially in less-than-ideal li
Tesla is suing California's Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) to reverse a ruling that prevented the automaker from using the terms "Autopilot" and "Full Self-Driving" to sell cars, CNBC reported. That follows a December ruling by a California administrative law judge that forced Tesla to clean up
This soundbar is just the beginning, with the option to add wireless bookshelf speakers or a subwoofer.
Need to schlep some stuff? Consider these field-tested duffel bags. The Eastpak Duffel Pack S Tarp Black2 is our top pick.
Anthropic is issuing a call to action against AI "distillation attacks," after accusing three AI companies of misusing its Claude chatbot. On its website, Anthropic claimed that DeepSeek, Moonshot and MiniMax have been conducting "industrial-scale campaigns…to illicitly extract Claude’s capabili
It's getting to be that time of year again. Summer Game Fest officially kicks off on June 5 and will go until June 8. The Live Kickoff show will once again be hosted by Geoff Keighley and takes place on June 5 at 5PM ET. This is where we'll see all of those juicy reveals and trailers.
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This episode of Uncanny Valley covers the people resigning from AI companies and the humans getting hired by AI agents. Plus, we attend a soiree thrown by a conservative women's magazine.
Bungie isn't taking any prisoners when it comes to cheating on its upcoming extraction shooter, Marathon. In a detailed blog post explaining its anti-cheat measures, Bungie took a very declarative position against those caught trying to gain an unfair advantage.
"We are taking a strong stance agains
Mafia: The Old Country demands to be played on an enormous screen. As much as I love my 32-inch Alienware OLED gaming monitor, it doesn't do justice to Mafia's cinematic vistas of Sicily. But, I also wanted to play that game in its full 4K glory, with none of the compromises of today's game consoles
Nothing has been slow-dripping news about the upcoming Phone 4a for a few days now, with a promise to reveal the handset on March 5. However, the company jumped the gun a bit and just posted an actual photo of the hardware. It looks pretty nifty, even if we don't have any real-deal specs just yet.
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Ball x Pit, a delightful roguelite that was one of our favorite games of last year, is on the way to mobile devices. The chaotic brick-breaking action is coming to iOS and Android on March 12. There will be a free trial with no ads, and you can unlock the full game with an in-app purchase. This is B
Looks like we won't get to hear the powerful hum of an all-electric Lamborghini on the streets anytime soon. According to a report from The Sunday Times, Lamborghini has abandoned making a production version of the Lanzador EV concept, which was expected to hit the market in 2029.
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Anime fans rejoice, as there's a new Neon Genesis Evangelion series on the horizon. This was announced during a 30th anniversary event held in Japan. The bad news? Franchise creator Hideaki Anno won't be writing the scripts.
However, his replacement will be Yoko Taro, the guy who created the video g
Despite Donald Trump’s unrelenting attacks on renewable energy, there’s a quiet revolution happening on US grids.
The CEO of the supercar company says demand for high-end full electric cars is “almost zero.” Could this mean Ferrari's Luce will be dead on arrival?
Our favorite down puffer jackets will keep you warm in the backcountry and around town.
We break down the current iPad lineup to help you figure out which of Apple’s tablets is best for you.
History was unmade last year, as engineers began the massive project of ripping the first-ever transoceanic fiber-optic cable from the ocean floor. Just don’t mention sharks.
A failure in the helium flow of the SLS rocket has prompted NASA to delay the Artemis II moon mission. Rather than March 6, the launch is now targeted for April.
It’s easier than ever to test for sexually transmitted infections at home. We break down whether you should.
Entertainment
Tyra Banks is embroiled in a nasty court battle over her Ice Cream company -- claiming a landlord is attempting a “celebrity shakedown." In court docs, Tyra ... who is battling with a Washington D.C. landlord over a scrapped plan to open an ice…
American actress Loryn Locklin was 21 years old when she played the super sexy daughter, Jewel Bentley, in the 1990 classic "Taking Care of Business." Locklin shared the big screen with Jim Belushi as Jimmy Dworski and Charles Grodin as Spencer…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Give yourself a fresh start this spring ... by doing the cleaning you put off all winter! With the warmer weather approaching, there's no better time to get everything…
Can you guess which sexy star displayed her 57-year-old bod in this eye-popping shot?! This ain't her first bikini slay, but we're still staring all day ... She used to feud with Bethenny Frankel ... and when she's not in the Big Apple, catch her…
Hilary Duff is mourning the loss of her TV dad following the tragic death of Robert Carradine. Duff, who played his on-screen daughter in "Lizzie McGuire," shared an emotional Instagram tribute Monday night after Carradine's family confirmed he…
Robert Carradine -- the actor best known for his roles in "Lizzie McGuire," "Revenge of the Nerds," and "The Long Riders," -- has died after taking his own life after a nearly two decade battle with Bipolar Disorder. In a statement to Deadline,…
T.I. is dragging his beef with 50 Cent straight into the studio -- and TMZ’s got the first listen to the diss track. Hit play on this ... because T.I. ain't playing nice, calling 50 a "5-0 dispatcher" -- basically branding him a snitch -- and…
Gerry Turner is leveling up with fiancée Lana Sutton -- the couple just dropped nearly $1 mil on a house together. The former "Golden Bachelor" and his leading lady showed off the digs on IG, and the new-build stunner in the sought-after Chatham…
Francine Beppu, who appeared on Showtime’s "The Real L Word," has died at the age of 43. A family spokesperson tells TMZ she passed away February 17 at her home in Honolulu. The cause of death is not being disclosed at this time. In a statement,…
Zachery Ty Bryan is headed to jail for 16 months stemming from a 2024 DUI arrest -- and this time, he’s not walking away with probation. The former "Home Improvement" star was rearraigned this morning after striking a plea deal with prosecutors.…
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