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NYC mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani vows to end homeless encampment sweeps that Eric Adams started, citing failed results and lack of housing connections.
The Detroit Lions defeated the Dallas Cowboys 44-30 on Thursday Night Football, moving to 8-5 and positioning themselves as top challengers for the final NFC playoff seed.
HexClad’s holiday sale is in full swing, with deals on pots, pans, knives, aprons and more.
Jessie James Decker battles mysterious illness with fever and chest congestion, sharing recovery updates and health journey with fans on Instagram.
Arkansas county jail becomes major ICE hub with 450 arrests in 10 months - averaging 1.5 detentions daily in Benton County's immigration crackdown.
Russian operatives linked to President Vladimir Putin's intelligence networks used commercial shipping routes to access UK ports and critical infrastructure sites.
State Department surges resources globally to handle World Cup visa demand, reducing wait times while maintaining rigorous security vetting procedures.
NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch apologized to Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani's team after her brother reportedly called him an "enemy" of the Jewish people at a Manhattan charity dinner.
Rep. Hakeem Jeffries blasted the SCORE Act and dubbed it the “Lane Kiffin Protection Act" amid lawmakers ongoing debate over NIL rules and the future of college athletics.
U.S. Attorney for D.C. Jeanine Pirro discussed details into the personal life of the suspect in connection with explosive devices planted in Washington, D.C., in 2021.
Satire
CALEXICO, CA — Venezuelan drug mule-turned-drug lord Gilberto Juarez turned himself in to U.S. federal law enforcement on Thursday so that President Donald Trump would pardon him instead of blowing him up.
WOODBRIDGE, VA — Local man Brian Cole Jr. reportedly had his invitation to the annual FBI Christmas Party rescinded after being arrested under suspicion that he was the January 6 Pipe Bomber.
GEORGETOWN, DE — According to sources, local husband and father Randy Austin issued a house-wide travel ban on any vehicles coming from Amazon in a sweeping executive directive his wife found off-putting.
MILWAUKEE, WI — In one of the greatest deceptions known to mankind, a child who spent her entire nap looking like a perfect little angel while asleep transformed into a demonic hellion immediately upon waking up.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz held a press conference to assure concerned citizens that not all Somali rapists are bad people.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — An anonymous source has just revealed to The Babylon Bee that the Washington Post's journalists all still wet their beds and wear Paw Patrol pajamas, which are for dumb little babies.
U.S. — In a surprising new revelation that was sure to raise eyebrows across the country, a new investigation revealed that, yes, it looks like they're still making LaCroix.
Heated Rivalry, a new Canadian romance series, has exploded in popularity since it premiered on HBO Max last week. Here is everything you need to know about the show. Q: What is the plot? A: Two men have a steamy sexual affair despite not being vampires or elf nobility or anything. Q: Where does it
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A remake of the popular 2001 war film Black Hawk Down was reportedly in development at Columbia Pictures, with producers eyeing downtown Minneapolis as the primary filming location.
Mike Gomez, 50, died Friday after learning that even a saltwater crocodile can be pushed too far.
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SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans all eye contact during sex. “Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physicall
COLUMBIA, MO—In a display of enthusiasm that revealed a deep familiarity with the subject, local man Luke Price was said to be totally nerding out Thursday about the idea of white supremacy. According to sources, the 26-year-old sales associate and self-described Übermensch rattled off a dozen es
INDIANAPOLIS—Suggesting there were some deals even cancer researchers couldn’t say no to, a new study published Thursday by the American Society of Preventative Oncology found that processed meats were carcinogenic but were also on sale. “Our evidence indicates that while common deli items lik
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You used to dream of couch-surfing across the world, untethered and unbothered, and now here you are, seriously considering an HOA townhouse. Reference #17806
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Sports
Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott said the team would use Thursday night's loss to the Lions, and the tougher odds to make the postseason, as "fuel" with four games to go.
The Wolverines had perhaps the best Feast Week to take them over Arizona and Purdue in a roller-coaster No. 1 race.
LeBron James had a chance to extend his record double-digit scoring streak but opted to pass the ball, setting up Rui Hachimura's winning 3-pointer at the buzzer Thursday night against the Raptors.
Iowa State coach Matt Campbell has emerged as the focus of Penn State's head coaching search, sources told ESPN.
Tyrese Maxey's block of De'Anthony Melton in the final seconds preserved the 76ers 99-98 win over the Warriors on Thursday night.
Green Bay coach Doug Gottlieb threw a chair as he walked off the court after his team blew an 11-point lead in an "embarrassing" 80-78 loss to Robert Morris.
Dallas Cowboys wide receiver CeeDee Lamb was ruled out of Thursday's game against the Detroit Lions because of a concussion suffered in the third quarter.
The Red Sox acquired right-hander Johan Oviedo from the Pirates in a five-player trade that sent outfield prospect Jhostynxon Garcia, also known as "The Password," to Pittsburgh.
Collin Klein, the former Kansas State quarterback and current offensive coordinator at Texas A&M, was named the Wildcats' head coach on Thursday night.
The Lions improved their playoff chances and the Cowboys' postseason hopes took a big hit.
The Lions stayed in the playoff race with a win, while the Cowboys' chances are now very slim.
The Boston Red Sox have acquired right-hander Johan Oviedo from the Pittsburgh Pirates as part of a five-player trade.
LeBron James’ streak of 1,297 consecutive double-digit regular-season scoring efforts ended Thursday night against Toronto.
Miami HC Mario Cristobal is confident that the Hurricanes' win over Notre Dame will impact the CFP committee's rankings.
FOX Sports' college football writers reveal which newly hired head coaches are best set up for success and why.
Alexi Lalas and Cobi Jones discussed story behind why Colombia wasn't supposed to be in the United States' group during the 1994 FIFA World Cup.
Landon Donovan, Alexi Lalas, Stu Holden and Cobi Jones weighed in on whether Portugal is better without Cristiano Ronaldo and if they should bench him.
Landon Donovan, Alexi Lalas, Stu Holden and Cobi Jones discussed the pressure Mexico faces from their fans and whether they will be able to overcome the pressure of playing at home.
Landon Donovan, Alexi Lalas, Stu Holden and Cobi Jones discussed the expectations Christian Pulisic will face during the FIFA World Cup 2026.
FOX Sports' college football writers weigh in on what — and who — to watch out for in Saturday's Big Ten Championship Game.
Tech
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On December 4, WIRED sat down with some of the biggest names in tech, culture, business, and science for a day full of in-depth interviews.
George Foote, who served as the outside general counsel to the US Institute of Peace, said at WIRED’s Big Interview event that DOGE operatives arrived like a “strike team.”
At WIRED’s Big Interview event, the activist and organizer said he doesn’t “think the Chuck Schumers of the world understand” what’s coming for the party.
Big Tech has lost its way. At WIRED’s Big Interview event, Techdirt editor Mike Masnick and Common Tools CEO Alex Komoroske announced a manifesto designed to help the industry get back on track.
Meta wants to make its AI hardware slicker and more fashion-forward. It also needs to make its software more usable. The way to do all that appears to be hiring design maestros away from Apple.
The cofounder and CEO of Circle says “money as an app platform” is the next step in a digital-based global economic system that’s right around the corner.
Skybound Game Studios is being sued by indie outfit iam8bit over fraud and breach of contract, including the theft of original designs. Skybound Entertainment, the parent company of Skybound Game Studios, is chaired by Robert Kirkman, who may be best known for creating the original comic book of The
The debut game from Liquid Swords will arrive in early 2026, it was announced at today's PC Gaming Show. Samson: A Tyndalston Story is billed as "a consequence-heavy noir action game" by its developer, and focuses on the eponymous Samson McCray, a man who's got himself into serious debt in a city th
We've been monitoring the upcoming rock climbing game Cairn for several months, as have the many folks who've already enjoyed the demo — which has an impressive 99 percent rating on Steam. In September, developer The Game Bakers pushed back the game's planned 2025 debut to give some extra time for
Roskomnadzor, Russia's federal agency for monitoring and censoring mass media, has blocked access to Snapchat and FaceTime in the country, Bloomberg reports, citing Russian news service Interfax. The bans were reportedly put in place because the platforms were used "to organize and carry out terrori
Amazon is reportedly considering discontinuing use of the US Postal Service and building out its own shipping network to rival it, according to The Washington Post. The e-commerce behemoth spends more than $6 billion a year on the public mail carrier, representing just shy of 8 percent of the servic
If you've ever had something go wrong with your Facebook or Instagram account, then you probably have a good idea of just how frustrating the support process can be. The company's automated processes are so broken that some people have found that suing Meta in small claims court can be a more reliab
Cyber Monday may be long gone, but there are still some deals floating around on the internet today. One deal that wasn't available on Black Friday but made an appearance on Cyber Monday was a discount on the Nintendo Switch 2 + Mario Kart World bundle. It's back again today at both Amazon and Walma
Amazon Luna’s December lineup of games has been announced, and there are plenty of early Christmas presents to sink your teeth into. For those unaware, Prime members automatically qualify for Luna standard, the entry-level tier of Amazon’s cloud gaming service, and each month the company also ha
Based on what we've seen, Replaced is a gaming art director's dream. The long-delayed indie title has lush pixel-art environments, set in a cyberpunk fever dream. And now we finally know when it's arriving. Mark your calendar for March 12, 2026.If you've been following Replaced's journey, you'll kno
When it announced the latest series of Kindle Scribe writing tablets in October, Amazon didn’t have a specific release date to share beyond “later this year.” And now that we’re approaching the final weeks of 2025, the company is meeting its own deadline by sharing that it will be available
Entertainment
Video of Luigi Mangione fatally shooting Brian Thompson on a Manhattan street in 2024 is forever seared into the public's conscious ... but now there's new footage of the aftermath showing police responding and trying to resuscitate the…
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, an actor famous for his work in the 'Mortal Kombat' franchise, is dead. Tagawa died Thursday in Santa Barbara, California, the result of complications from a stroke ... his family tells Deadline. He was reportedly surrounded…
President Trump's Department of War says it blew some more narco-terrorists out of the water ... and the explosion is on video. Footage on social media shows Thursday's attack on an alleged drug smuggling boat in the Eastern Pacific. The military…
And just like that, Kim Cattrall is a married woman. The "Sex and the City" star got hitched to her longtime partner, Russell Thomas, Thursday after 9 years together ... according to PEOPLE. Kim and Russell, an audio engineer, tied the knot in a…
Luigi Mangione stuck out like a sore thumb at the Pennsylvania McDonald's where he got arrested for murder ... because other customers quickly recognized him as the alleged "CEO shooter" ... at least according to the 911 call. TMZ obtained audio…
Rising country music star Tucker Wetmore is feeling the love from the ladies lately ... and the singer tells us it's all in the moves he dishes out on stage. We spoke with Tucker at LAX as he's preparing to perform at Dick Clark's New Year’s…
Da'Vine Joy Randolph is giving some sage advice for folks who are feeling down as the holiday season gets in full swing ... and it's not a case of misery loving company -- quite the opposite. We got the Oscar winner at LAX and our photog asked her…
"Selling the OC" star Tyler Stanaland just popped up married, announcing his elopement -- and his former flame Alex Hall tells us she's happy for him ... she just hopes he's changed. Alex told TMZ ... "I genuinely want nothing but the best for him…
Gavin Newsom is making nice with Halle Berry after the two clashed over the California governor twice vetoing a state menopause health bill ... and our sources say HB won the battle in the end. As you know, Halle gave a scathing speech Wednesday at…
Can you guess which sizzlin' star put her toned bod on full display in these eye-popping shots?! We got you set with a few clues, then it's on you to work your magic 🪄! She's a singer from Argentina who skyrocketed to fame with her role on…
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