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Trump used a late-night Truth Social post to detail a “reverse migration" agenda, promising a permanent halt to “Third World" immigration and a rollback of Biden-era entries.
The best Black Friday sales include well-known brands like Amazon, Ulta, Bose and Eddie Bauer.
Joe Burrow's return to the Cincinnati Bengals was a success, as the veteran quarterback led the way to a 32-14 victory over the Baltimore Ravens to snap a four-game losing streak.
Eliminate smoke, allergens and other harmful toxins in your home with an air purifier, on sale now for Black Friday.
Find gifts for everyone on your list – from designer bags to cozy sweaters and beauty upgrades – now up to 59% off.
Score major savings this Black Friday with up to 55% off some of your beauty favorites, including classics from Lancôme, Dyson and more.
Investment products from brands like Hartmann, Dyson, Versace, Le Creuset and more are on super-sale for Black Friday.
Find the best TV deals on Amazon, including small TVs, mid-sized screens and massive home theater displays.
Find Black Friday deals on best-selling Apple products, including MacBooks, AirPods, Apple Watches and iPads.
Set up a new home gym or update an existing one with these top deals on treadmills, exercise bikes, dumbbells and more.
Satire
Conservatism may be the superior political ideology, but don't beat yourself up, liberals. There's still plenty to be thankful for this year.
U.S. — Authorities issued a public service announcement in time for the holiday season, reminding parents that if they leave their children home alone, they should ensure that they have access to plenty of paint cans, a blowtorch, and a cardboard cutout of Michael Jordan. In a pinch, a cardboard c
MOULTONBOROUGH, NH — To make the most of the Thanksgiving holiday, the Richardson family reportedly instituted helpful debate rules allowing for 2-minute speeches followed by a 1-minute rebuttal.
KNOXVILLE, TN—In a development her family began referring to as a “stroke of luck,” local 81-year-old Gloria Martin reportedly died Thursday before her granddaughter arrived to Thanksgiving dinner with her girlfriend. “Oh, thank God—problem solved, everybody,” said Frank Martin, grandso
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Across the nation, Americans are gathering with loved ones to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday. What are you thankful for?
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LOW EARTH ORBIT—Saying the dreaded nightly ritual had quickly become his least favorite part of his mission, astronaut Dave Barron told reporters Wednesday that he absolutely hated the long, freezing spacewalk required to reach the International Space Station’s outhouse. “God, it’s such a pa
INDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to get hands-on experience stigmatizing patients’ bodies in a safe environment, Indiana University medical student Dylan Loera confirmed Wednesday that she was practicing fat shaming on a cadaver. “At first it felt strange, but the opportunity to practice saying, ‘H
WASHINGTON—Responding to concerns about high grocery prices ahead of the holiday, President Donald Trump held a press conference Wednesday to tout the affordability of hay-based Thanksgiving dishes. “I’m doing a great job on the economy and bringing the price of Thanksgiving dinners way down b
Vince Offer, the once-prominent infomercial pitchman better known as the “ShamWow guy,” has filed to run as a Republican in Texas’s 31st congressional district, claiming he wants to “destroy wokeism” in Congress and “make America happy.” What do you think?
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PROVIDENCE, RI—Shedding new light on the everyday life of citizens during the Industrial Revolution, historians at Brown University concluded in a study published Tuesday that the average 19th-century American spent roughly 93% of their waking hours waving at trains and boats. “Journal entries f
Sports
Arsenal may have to compete with Manchester City to sign Elche midfielder Rodrigo Mendoza. Transfer Talk has the latest news and rumors.
After missing more than two months with a turf toe injury that required surgery, Bengals QB Joe Burrow threw two touchdowns in a 32-14 win at the Ravens.
The Cowboys have won three straight games for the first time since 2023.
The ongoing saga at Ole Miss, dragging through Thanksgiving, is making us a little queasy.
Ravens QB Lamar Jackson insisted after Thursday's loss to the Bengals there is one solution to get out of his career-worst slump: consistency.
After the Chiefs' loss to the Cowboys, QB Patrick Mahomes summed up the team's bleak playoff chances. "You've got to win every game now -- and hope that's enough," he said.
Rori Harmon gives No. 4 Texas win over No. 2 South Carolina
The Packers feasted once again on Thanksgiving, with QB Jordan Love tossing four touchdown passes in a 31-24 win over the Lions.
Thunder All-NBA guard Jalen Williams is set to make his season debut against the Suns on Friday.
Even coach Dan Campbell could admit after the Lions' 31-24 Thanksgiving Day loss to the Packers, that "we've dug ourselves a little bit of a hole" at 7-5 overall.
Myles Garrett has six games to record five sacks and take down Michael Strahan's record of 22.5 in a single season. Can he do it? See the odds and more.
Check out the greatest moments and plays in this matchup between the Providence Friars and the Wisconsin Badgers.
The Bengals and Ravens meet in the Thanksgiving Day nightcap. Follow along for the highlights and top plays!
The Cowboys won their third straight game in their late playoff push. Here's what we learned.
No. 11 Michigan State kept rolling in a statement, double-digit win over away No. 16 North Carolina 74-58 in the Fort Myers Tip-Off.
The Packers head coach knows he got away with a close call that helped decide Green Bay's win over Detroit on Thanskgiving.
Check out the odds for each NFL Week 13 matchup, beginning with the three-game Thanksgiving slate.
Geoff Schwartz delivers his best bets for CFB Week 14, including his thoughts on the biggest rivalry of 'em all.
Austin Rapp made 3-point buzzer-beater that gave the Wisconsin Badgers a 51-32 lead over the Providence Friars at half
Nolan Winter threw down a slam dunk that gave the Wisconsin Badgers a 6-4 lead over the Providence Friars.
Tech
Black Friday and Cyber Monday feature some of the best audio equipment deals you're likely to see all year. Whether you've been thinking about upgrading your home sound system, you're planning a party or you just want something nice to listen to while you cook, we've found discounts on a speaker you
Sure, Black Friday is a fine time to save on big ticket items, like laptops and TVs, but it’s also a wise opportunity to snag smaller devices and accessories at a discount. Scroll through any retailer’s sale pages and you’ll be overwhelmed with choices — not all of them good. Here, we’ve g
Our Reviews team has scoured the entire internet to find the best Black Friday deals on gear we've tested and approved.
Get a head start on holiday shopping for your kids with these discounted, WIRED-tested toys.
Amazon is hosting a Black Friday sale that covers many of its ereaders. This includes the Kindle Colorsoft, which has been discounted to $170. This thing usually costs $250, so this is one heck of a deal and a record low price.
The model came out earlier this year and we gave it a glowing review, c
Gear up for next year with these great deals on tents, packs, sleeping bags, and merino wool.
The PlayStation 5 is getting a major Black Friday discount, with $100 off all models. That brings the PS5 Digital Edition down to $399, the standard PS5 to $449 and the new PS5 Pro to $649. If you’ve been holding out for the right time to upgrade or buy your first console, this is the deal to beat
Black Friday is always the best time to buy cameras and accessories and it's particularly relevant this year in light of tariffs that have pushed up prices. Most of the major camera and drone makers including Sony, Canon, DJI, Nikon and GoPro are offering substantial discounts across a wide range of
Holiday shopping can be tough because you may only have so much money to spend on gifts and things for yourself. Sticking to your budget might be more important to you this year than ever, and you’re looking for deals that can help you do that. Engadget can help, at least in the electronics depart
Music doesn’t have to stay tethered to a plug anymore. Portable Bluetooth speakers make it easy to bring your playlists anywhere, from backyard gatherings to road trips and everything in between. The best ones balance compact size with full, clear sound, so you can stream your favorite tracks wher
Sonos Black Friday deals present good opportunities to upgrade your home audio setup. A number of Sonos speakers and soundbars are on sale right now, including the Era 300 speaker, which is $100 off and down to $379. Engadget's Nathan Ingraham called it "a great speaker, whether or not it is playing
Score a great deal on our favorite action cameras, 360 cameras, and more with these Black Friday sales.
When it comes to holiday video game gifts, Nintendo gear is often at the top of the list for kids and adults like. This year likely more so than ever thanks to the launch of the Switch 2 back in the spring. But fi you were hoping to save money on the console with Black Friday deals, you may be disap
With the launch of the new AirPods Pro 3, Apple made the biggest update to its flagship earbuds in years. But before then, the AirPods Pro 2 were our top picks for the best wireless earbuds for Apple users. They remain a great option today (particularly thanks to software updates), but they can be a
From AirPods to over-ears, we've tested hundreds of pairs of headphones. Here are the best we've found this shopping holiday.
Materialists, Eddington, and Elf are just a few of the movies you should be watching on HBO Max this month.
Someone you know wants a smart feeder for Christmas. These are the best deals we've found on a brand we recommend.
Looking to add a smart speaker to your house so Alexa, Google, or Siri can help you out? Here are the best ones to get.
We’ve rounded up our favorite smart speakers that let you talk to Alexa, from the popular Echo Dot to the newest Echo Studio.
With a new low price, Dell just launched the best laptop deal from Black Friday I've seen so far.
Entertainment
Sisqó's offering Cynthia Erivo a front-row seat to the panty party ... offering her a VIP experience at his upcoming London Show after she praised "Thong Song" in an interview. Here's the deal ... during a chat with Entertainment Tonight earlier…
FORGET THE SALES, these black bikini babes are the real headline! Why wait in long lines when we've got the best of the best in town?! Hailey Bieber was back in black -- showin' off her cheeky derriere on socials, you better add Emily Ratajkowski's…
Andy Ruiz is one of three men to ever beat Anthony Joshua in the ring ... and he was kind enough to share some solid advice with Jake Paul ahead of his December 19 bout!! Ruiz (35-2, 22 KOs) handed Joshua his first career loss in 2019, with a TKO…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Want to give a present to your bestie who's in her skincare era or switch up your own routine this holiday season? Amazon has got you covered with the ultimate…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Amazon’s Black Friday Week is in full swing and they’re slashing prices on all of their best-selling items. Leading up to the holidays, Amazon is offering some…
American actress Samantha Boscarino was just a teen when she played Alicia -- one of the popular girls at middle school -- in the family/comedy film "The Clique" back in 2008. Other noteworthy cast mates included Bridgit Mendler, Vanessa Marano,…
Taylor Swift and Hugh Jackman were front-row for a massive Hollywood dust-up -- new court docs show they were right there when Ryan Reynolds unleashed on Justin Baldoni during a heated confrontation over Blake Lively. TMZ has obtained the docs, and…
Jodie Sweetin was out at the L.A. Mission doing her do-gooder thing -- and couldn’t resist slipping in a few fiery shots at Donald Trump while she was at it! TMZ caught up with Jodie on Tuesday... and when we asked about her holiday wishes, she…
It’s Thanksgiving, so you know celebs were out here flooding social media with their holiday flexes... and, yeah, looks like they were living it up! Check out our gallery... 'cause Katy Perry was serving her usual quirky, thankful chaos -- while…
Tragic news out of D.C. -- one of the two National Guard members shot by Rahmanullah Lakanwal near the White House on Wednesday has died, President Trump confirmed Thursday. Trump, in his first live remarks since the shooting, said, "Sarah…
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