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Rep. Eric Swalwell's calls on lawmakers to hear out women raising allegations against Supreme Court Justice nominee Brett Kavanaugh are clashing with cease-and-desist letters.
Deputy Randy Hoppert was killed in a Porterville, California, standoff after a suspect opened fire as deputies served an eviction notice.
Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche made his pitch to President Trump just hours after Pam Bondi was dismissed on why he should be the next AG, sources told Fox News Digital.
Pennsylvania-linked manufacturer CANPACK says Russia seized control of its $700 million business under a Kremlin decree signed by President Putin.
The author argues the West must not waver on Iran, urging Strait of Hormuz bypass pipelines and resumed pressure after Islamabad negotiations.
Kelly Ripa revealed on her podcast that she got microneedling on her behind. A dermatologist explains how the procedure works and potential risks.
Peter Alexander's move from NBC to MS NOW is signaling the lack of airtime correspondents at the Peacock network are grappling with after its corporate divorce from its liberal sister.
A viral ice cream dessert designed to look like fried chicken reportedly sold out by the first inning at Yankee Stadium in New York City during the opening homestand.
Jane Kaczmarek says Frankie Muniz always had great common sense as the "Malcolm in the Middle" cast reunites for the hit Netflix revival series.
Savannah, Athens and Atlanta face mounting homelessness and public disorder concerns as Georgia lawmakers push a bill to force cities to enforce laws.
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ANAHEIM, CA — During Thursday night's hockey game between the San Jose Sharks and Anaheim Ducks, one lucky fan reportedly created a lifelong memory when he caught a foul tooth.
A new study revealed that sharks in the Bahamas tested positive for cocaine, caffeine, painkillers, and other substances, with such contaminants increasingly found in tourism-driven marine environments. What do you think?
The post Cocaine, Caffeine Detected In Sharks appeared first on The Onion.
WORLD — In a historic ecumenical breakthrough, devout Roman Catholics finally found common ground with Protestants in ignoring what the pope says most of the time.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Former Vice President Kamala Harris revealed on Friday that she is seriously thinking about losing again in 2028.
The post Melania Trump: ‘Never Once In My 4,000 Years Have I Been To Epstein Island’ appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—In an effort to refute what she described as utterly vile attacks on her character, Melania Trump slammed baseless reports this week that linked her to the wrong wealthy pedophile. “Let me clear: While I have deep ties to a certain affluent individual and secret societies involved in
CHARLOTTE, NC — Advertisements popped up all across the city this week for a local speakeasy, The Hush Room, modeled as a completely discreet and hidden Prohibition-era bar that no one knows about.
SAN ANSELMO, CA—Feeling surprised and delighted by his former employee’s success, Star Wars creator George Lucas reportedly called Darth Maul on Friday to congratulate the Sith Lord on his new Disney+ series. “Hey man, I know it’s been a while since we talked, but I just wanted to say I sa
NEW YORK—Saying that it was truly sinking in that he had finally made it to the big leagues, New York Mets rookie Carson Benge told reporters Friday he still couldn’t believe the sunflower seeds in the dugout were free. “It’s honestly insane—you can just take them. As many as you want. Nob
LAKE JACKSON, TX — After nearly nine days without a fully functioning toilet, the crew of NASA's Artemis II mission changed course from splashing down off the coast of California and instead headed straight for a Buc-ee's.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation concerned about becoming involved in another never-ending conflict, President Trump assured Americans that U.S. troops would only remain deployed until the Middle East was at peace.
More artists are banning phones at their shows. The Onion examines the pros and cons of phone-free concerts. PRO Phone finally gets some alone time Get to give full attention to jumbotron screen Brings back thousands of professional bootlegger jobs Plenty of other ways to make not-invited friend
INDIO, CA—Stressing that they had to act quickly before the situation further deteriorated, medical staff working the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival reportedly rushed overly lucid 23-year-old Zach Hillman into an emergency psychedelics tent Friday. “Thank God for the good Samaritans wh
WASHINGTON—In a surprising collective announcement that left the American public hugging and crying tears of joy, the nation’s women declared Wednesday that they were pregnant, confirming en masse that “it’s yours.” “Our little blessing is due in October,” the chorus of approximately
Gideon Spencer, 77, died Monday. The family requests privacy while they fight over his stuff.
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NEW YORK—BTS appeared Thursday in an unconventionally tense episode of the YouTube series Hot Wings during which host Sean Evans was reportedly forced to beg members of the boy band to stop dancing and “just try the damn wings.” “Boys, please!” said Evans, raising his voice and clapping hi
Sports
Nine Power 4 schools have spring games this weekend.
Manchester United are making the final push to end the season on a high note, before an important summer of recruitment for players and coach alike.
The UEFA Champions League is the pinnacle of club soccer, but maybe for PL teams, it's just an extra headache?
Arsenal are considering a summer move for Newcastle United's Anthony Gordon. Transfer Talk has the latest.
We're handing out report cards on big moves, including the Raiders' Kirk Cousins deal and the Eagles' Dontayvion Wicks trade.
Aaron Schatz uses his QBASE 2.0 model to project NFL career ceilings and floors for the 2026 draft class' QBs.
When a prospect skips NFL combine workouts, teams can use artificial intelligence to project his measurables.
How many spots will be clinched? Who can be eliminated? Get intel on the entire slate here.
After facing early criticism, the head coach has been hitting all the right buttons for Philly.
We break down every seeding possibility, plus a look at the race to secure the best odds for the No. 1 pick.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Here are the results from Week 3 of the 2026 UFL season.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules for all eight teams, plus results.
Everything you need to know about the penalty kick ahead of the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Valentín Castellanos and Konstantinos Mavropanos have scored twice each and West Ham has hammered Wolves 4-0 to bolster its hopes of Premier League survival
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
Sammy P did some digging to figure out where some of the sharpest minds are putting their money in NFL futures.
Here are all the latest signings, trades and releases around the NFL.
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Tech
Step into the shoes of the strongest, goodest boy in a game that is beautiful, baffling, and impossible to put down.
This hair dye printer promises hundreds of shades. It couldn't even manage two.
XChat is now on the App Store, where its listing says that it’s expected to be available for download on April 17. This isn’t the same IRC app from the early aughts, which you may remember if you’re of a certain age. This is a messaging app specifically for X users. X chief Elon Musk first tal
After conducting long-term testing on both the MacBook Neo and MacBook Air, I have a good idea who should buy which laptop.
You don't need a car to tote around kids and cup holders. I rode cargo ebikes for miles to find the best one for your buck.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. As always, we're here to tell you about a bunch of new games you can play this weekend, as well as several upcoming titles. The latest edition of the Triple-i Initiative showcase was packed with cool stuff, including a first
Plus: Iran’s internet blackout hits the 1,000-hour mark, cryptocurrency scams result in a record amount of money stolen from Americans, and more.
Scientists have quantified what draws mosquitoes to people—which could help make better, life-saving bug traps.
From AI-generated images to restricted satellite data, the systems used to verify what’s real online are struggling to keep up.
All-Clad cookware is some of the best you can buy, and it lasts a lifetime—unlike this sale. Or your warped frying pan.
The Orion capsule carrying the Artemis II astronauts has successfully splashed down off the coast of San Diego at 8:07PM Eastern time on April 10. It signals the conclusion of Artemis II’s 10-day journey around the moon, which is meant to be a test flight for a future mission that would bring hum
After traveling a greater distance from Earth than any humans before them, the astronauts of Artemis II have safely returned home.
Besides a wealth of Fortnite skins based on Disney IP, it hasn't really been clear what the entertainment company has gotten in return for its $1.5 billion investment in Epic from 2024. That could change this November, Bloomberg reports, when Epic releases a Disney-themed extraction shooter. The gam
Sick! The Federal Aviation Administration is targeting gamers in its most recent job advertisement for air traffic controllers. The administration's annual hiring window opens at 12AM ET on April 17, and considering the ongoing shortage of air traffic controllers, it's calling this a period of "supe
A 20-year-old man was arrested by the San Francisco Police Department after allegedly throwing a Molotov cocktail at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's house, The New York Times reports.In a statement shared on X, SFPD wrote that it responded to a request for a fire investigation in the North Beach neighborhoo
As child social media bans spread across Europe and beyond, Estonia isn't having it. On Friday, the country's education minister said the bans won't "actually solve problems," while warning that the kids will find a way regardless.Although companies like Meta would love for you to believe it’s a f
Home Depot's spring sale offers deals on some of WIRED's favorite grills, plus "buy one get one free" deals on tools from Ryobi, DeWalt, and Milwaukee.
Whoop, the makers of a screen-free fitness tracker of the same name, could soon have some competition. Fitbit teased its take on a Whoop-style band with the help of Steph Curry at the end of March, and based on a trademark filing spotted by Gadgets & Wearables, Garmin appears to be working on it
Amazon is ending support for third-party integrations on its Luna cloud gaming service. The most immediate changes mean that it's no longer possible to buy Ubisoft+ and Jackbox Games subscriptions or standalone games through Luna. Amazon will automatically any cancel active subscriptions bought thr
America's Big Tech companies may soon learn that saddling up with Donald Trump doesn't tend to work out in the end. As the president sows chaos and distrust around the globe while taking aim at EU tech regulations, Europe is looking for ways to adopt its own alternatives. The latest example is Franc
Entertainment
Sabrina Carpenter went full-on Hollywood at Coachella Friday night, trotting out some of the most famous faces in film and starring in her own short movie, while also cranking out her biggest hits. The pop star hit the main stage during night one…
Lizzo ain't goin to Coachella ... she's ready for "Hoechella" -- in her own words! The singer announced she's "Hoechella"-ready on Friday as she boarded a private jet to head to the California desert for the annual music festival ... wearing some…
'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star Kyle Richards sued her sister Kim Richards last year in an effort to kick her out of her L.A. area condo ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Kyle filed a lawsuit against Kim in…
Rapper Offset had a warrant for his arrest recalled mere weeks before he was shot outside a Florida casino ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, an L.A. County Superior Court judge recalled a warrant issued for Offset --…
Coachella in the desert gets hot ... so yeah, it’d be criminal if there weren’t pools to cool things down -- luckily, there are plenty! Check out these sizzling snaps ... CJ Perry and Olivia O'Brien are serving itty-bitty bikini vibes while…
Another day, another steamy game of Who'd You Rather, except this time we're bringin' the hottest of the hottest, straight out of the desert: Celebs At Coachella! Are you ready for it?! Look no further for sexy stars leathered up in leather: Tana…
TNA Rebellion is gonna be Cleveland to the max -- not only is hometown kid Nick Nemeth taking the ring, he's got Browns legend Bernie freakin' Kosar in his corner!! TMZ Sports spoke with Nemeth -- FKA Dolph Ziggler in WWE -- ahead of Total Nonstop…
Big news that Usher and Chris Brown are going on tour, but who's bigger? And Diddy could be a free man if his appeal goes his way. So we gotta ask ...
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Delilah Belle let 'em know she arrived at Coachella looking fierce, fine, and ready to shine ... but we've made some shady switches to these two images ... can you track them down?! Delilah -- daughter of Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna -- rocked some…
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