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Russell Wilson signals NFL future plans as Jaxson Dart emerges as Giants’ top option for next season
Jaxson Dart supplanted Russell Wilson, further clouding the veteran quarterback’s future in New York. But Wilson hinted he has not closed the door on playing in the NFL in 2026.
New England Patriots quarterback Drake Maye's wife has gone viral on social media for her baking videos, and the 23-year-old called his wife a "superstar."
Republican Sen. Eric Schmitt warns of a "powder keg" in the United States as people " villainize ICE agents" who are "simply enforcing the laws."
WWE NXT star Sol Ruca remarked on the tremendous growth of her colleagues Tatum Paxley and Kendal Grey over the last few months at the brand
Senate Majority Leader John Thune, R-S.D., and Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., clash over Obamacare subsidy extension as bipartisan talks stall on abortion restrictions.
GOP strategists helped boost Rep. Jasmine Crockett's Texas Senate bid through polling, viewing her as more beatable than other Democratic contenders.
Kentucky state lawmaker Rep. Sarah Stalker defended diversity, equity and inclusion programs by discussing White privilege and guilt during an education committee hearing Tuesday.
President Trump's defamation lawsuit against Pulitzer Board escalates as board files discovery request over 2018 Russia coverage awards and seeks evidence.
President Donald Trump-ally and MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell launched a Republican campaign for Minnesota governor amid investigations into Gov. Tim Walz's alleged role in COVID-19 fraud.
Former Sen. Kyrsten Sinema calls AI competition with China a national security race America must win, strongly backing Trump's data center push.
Satire
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HOUSTON, TX — Representative Jasmine Crockett has officially launched her Senate bid, immediately hitting the campaign trail to "axe for votes."
Girl group Katseye is nominated for two awards at the 2026 Grammys, including Best New Artist. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the group. Genre: Popular girl’s bat mitzvah Number Of Members: Four full-time and two who don’t know they’re part-time Biggest Hit: “She’ll Be
NEW HAVEN, CT—Shedding new light on a previously undocumented effect of loneliness, a team of psychologists at Yale University found that at least 80% of Americans lack the social connections necessary to pull off a heist. “When it comes to putting together a crew with the skills needed for a ba
MARBLEHEAD, MA—Her body seizing with energy after hearing the request from her youngest son to pass the asparagus, local mother Christina Nadler’s eyes reportedly rolled back in her head Thursday as she fed on her family’s enjoyment of the dinner she had prepared. “Yes, yes, ask for another
General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party Xi Jinping died from cancer complications at 72 this weekend, but the rest of the bought-and-sold press will never tell you that.
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Grey’s Anatomy first premiered on March 27, 2005. In honor of 20 years on the air and the series’ upcoming 22nd season, The Onion looks back on some of the medical drama’s best and worst episodes of all time. Best: “Patrick Dempsey Lists the Major Symptoms of Strep Throat” (Season 2, Epi
The Wise Men may have done well to find the Christ child, but to be frank, the gifts they brought left something to be desired. Here are 23 other gifts that the Wise Men should have brought instead:
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The Indianapolis Colts unveiled a new trick play where quarterback Philip Rivers fakes a handoff, then jogs off the field to get his wife pregnant again.
OLATHE, KS — A local church gathering was set to offer new insights into life that no one else had ever discovered before, as a small group waited in hushed anticipation, as newlyweds prepared to offer marriage advice to everyone else.
Men, if you're still looking for love we've got a sweet life hack for you today — trick a nice girl into marrying you by hiding your obsessive hobby until after you've tied the knot and she's stuck with you.
The Golden Globe Awards announced the addition of a new best podcast category, with the inaugural nominees avoiding podcasts that are controversial and politically charged. What do you think?
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The kids are really begging for smartphones this Christmas, but we all know there are potential risks. In lieu of purchasing your child a smartphone, perhaps consider any of these 13 safer alternatives:
U.S. — In a corroboration of what many had long suspected, a new report finally confirmed that the holiday of Kwanzaa had been revealed to be an elaborate prank on white people.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A $12 billion aid package for the agricultural industry is designed to help American farmers cope with how good the economy is, President Trump announced Monday.
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The actual house where Illinois State University sophomores Andy Webber and Tina Gomez shot their 19-minute student film, Rest In Pete. Reference #90835
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Sports
See our predictions on the final score of every bowl matchup, and check back to see how we fared.
Michael Jordan’s race team will continue to compete in NASCAR after Thursday's settlement. Here's what to know.
Michigan HC Sherrone Moore has been fired due to an “inappropriate relationship” with a staff member and their zero tolerance policy. Colin Cowherd reacts to the news and asks what this means for Michigan’s future.
Luka Doncic scored 35 points and LeBron James scored 19 points, but it wasn’t enough for the Los Angeles Lakers to beat the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA Cup. Colin Cowherd asks if the Lakers’ lack of defense is holding them back.
Steelers star pass rusher T.J. Watt is in a local hospital for further lung evaluation after "experiencing discomfort" at the practice facility Wednesday, and his status for Monday's game against the Miami Dolphins is "in question."
Fired Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore, who remains in custody as a suspect in an alleged assault, is expected to appear in court for arraignment on Friday.
The Ravens reached a three-year extension with Travis Jones on Thursday, avoiding a grievance on whether the starting nose tackle would become an unrestricted free agent at the end of the season.
Which teams need a quarterback? Could Ohio State dominate the first round? Field Yates projects the opening 32 picks of next year's draft.
The Lightning placed Victor Hedman on injured reserve, a move that means the captain and No. 1 defenseman will miss at least the next three games.
Former Padres closer Robert Suarez has signed a three-year, $45 million contract with the Atlanta Braves, the team announced Thursday..
Golden Knights goalie Carter Hart is not starting against the Philadelphia Flyers on Thursday in what would have been his return to Philadelphia.
The IOC took a big step toward reintegrating Russia and Belarus into world sports Thursday by advising governing bodies to let the countries' youth teams and athletes compete with their full identity of national flag and anthem.
NASCAR has reached a settlement of the bruising antitrust lawsuit filed against it by two of its race teams, including one co-owned by NBA great Michael Jordan.
Matthews Arena was where Babe Ruth played hockey, where the first Celtics game took place, the original home of the Bruins, the site of many Beanpot games and much more over 115 years.
Keeping tabs on all of MLB's notable free agency signings, trades, and extensions ahead of the 2026 season.
We're tracking the latest on what's happening around the NFL heading into Week 15 of the 2025 season.
As Philip Rivers returns to the NFL at age 44, the players at a small high school in Alabama can't wait to see their coach in action.
Tom Brady made avocado ice cream mainstream, but that isn't his favorite sweet treat.
Tom Brady liked to draw things out and use visualization in his game prep before utilizing film.
Tom Brady's search for greatness took no breaks, even thinking about how to improve as a quarterback when he was doing mundane tasks like brushing his teeth.
Tech
Taiwan’s digital payment infrastructure is tactile, decentralized, and completely distinct from China’s QR code-dominated model.
The latest experiment emerging out of Google Labs is Disco, which is the company's AI-driven approach to web browsing. The first feature for Disco is called GenTabs, built on Google's Gemini 3 model. GenTabs are interactive widgets created from a mix of user prompts, open tabs and chat history. The
The ChatGPT-maker is releasing its “best model yet” as it faces new pressures from Google and other AI competitors.
EV automaker Rivian just held its inaugural Autonomy and AI day which, unsurprisingly, focused extensively on hands-free driving. An upcoming software update promises the introduction of "universal hands-free" driving. The company says its vehicles will be able to autonomously navigate more than 3.5
Disney is hedging against the future. OpenAI is clearing a path for Sora. And together they’ve made a blueprint for how AI and Hollywood can move forward.
Disney has accused Google of copyright infringement on a "massive scale," alleging that the tech giant is training its AI tools on protected materials as well as allowing those tools to generate infringing images and videos. Variety reports that Disney attorneys sent a cease-and-desist letter to Goo
CES doesn't start until January, but whispers of the products and announcements that could be in store for tech's biggest annual conference have already started to take shape. The CES 2026 show floor is officially open from January 6 through 9, although the show kicks off with events on Sunday Janua
Finding the right gifts for everyone on your list this time of year can be a major source of stress. It can be even more daunting if you’re trying to stick to a budget all while getting the folks you love things that they will really appreciate. But there’s also a good chance you’re getting fe
The 300-person startup hopes bringing designers aboard will give it an edge in an increasingly competitive AI software market.
With a new year just around the corner, now is the perfect time to take stock of your finances. A budgeting app can help with that, and right now you can get 50 percent off your first year of a Monarch Money plan. All you need to do is enter the code MONARCHVIP at checkout and you’ll pay $50 for t
We’re almost out of time — the holidays are just about here, and if you’re still doing your holiday shopping, you’re not alone. Between wrapping things up at work before some well-deserved time off and making sure you have everything you need to host family and friends, it can be hard to fin
No need to fret if you missed out on some of the best Black Friday deals this year — some of them have returned already. Case in point: Apple's AirPods Pro 3, which came out in September this year, are on sale for a new record low of $199. That's 20 percent off and better than the discount we saw
The carrier’s Connected Life platform, now available nationwide, lets AT&T customers easily set up a smart-home security system.
It looks like Disney wasted no time delivering on CEO Bob Iger’s promise to bring AI-generated content to Disney+. On Thursday, the company announced the start of a three-year licensing agreement with OpenAI to bring more than 200 of its beloved characters, including those from Star Wars and Pixar
Control these smart lights with a voice command or a tap on your phone. Now that’s a Christmas miracle.
From flagship and budget to flipping and folding, Samsung’s Galaxy range spans the breadth of the smartphone cosmos. WIRED’s here to help you make your choice.
Nintendo has been slowly drip-feeding us GameCube games since the console joined its Nintendo Classics offering when the Switch 2 launched in June, and we just got another one. Switch Online + Expansion Pack subscribers can now play Wario’s one and only 3D platformer on the service.
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Costco fans rejoice. We’ve found great deals on televisions exclusively for members.
Elon Musk “bid adieu to the Twitter brand” in 2023 in favor of X. A startup wants to resurrect it.
Merino is one of the best fabrics you can wear. We explain the different blends, what “gsm” means, and how to care for your clothes.
Entertainment
Alix Earle is suffering from some serious growing pains ... at least according to a TikTok posted Wednesday. The popular influencer got vulnerable about where her head is at following her breakup with NFL star Braxton Berrios, sharing a pic of her…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 9:30 AM and 11:30 AM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's just…
TMZ Sports has obtained dispatch audio stemming from the alleged Sherrone Moore assault ... with a woman claiming he attacked her at her home on Wednesday after stalking her for months. The audio states a call was made from a Michigan football…
Timothée Chalamet can neither confirm nor deny the rumors about his alter ego ... keeping mum when asked whether he's the masked rapper EsDeeKid. The actor appeared on the "Heart" radio show in the United Kingdom Thursday ... when the hosts asked…
Snoop Dogg just added another unexpected side mission to his résumé -- Team USA’s first-ever Honorary Coach -- starting with the 2026 Winter Games!!! Snoop broke the news Thursday ... The U.S. Olympic & Paralympic Committee (USOPC) is…
A Florida man is getting the help he desperately needs ... after a video of him getting hit by a car while running through traffic went viral. As you can see in the video ... the unidentified man is hit by a car as he jogs through a busy…
It's always your own people! Kim Kardashian revealed she doesn't have to go online to face mean commenters ... she's got them right in her own house! The reality star shared some of the wild things her kids say to her in this week's episode of "The…
Football fans are waiting on pins and needles for the next update on the Sherrone Moore scandal ... but they'll have to hang tight just a bit longer to find out more on his potential legal trouble -- officials tell TMZ Sports charging decisions are…
Blueface is publicly fending off his own mother, Karlissa Saffold Harvey, from his tender loins ... according to the "Thotiana" rapper, she wants to buss it open for him!!! The bizarre rant came out of the blue on X, but Blueface appeared to be…
Bad Bunny just took a bad bounce! While hopping around the stage during his concert in Mexico Wednesday night ... he fell right on his ass! Check out the embarrassing video ... the Puerto Rican rapper was belting out one of his big hits, "Efecto,"…
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