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Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk made a surprise reference to liberal MS NOW host Rachel Maddow while speaking at the inaugural "Make Heaven Crowded" tour.
A suspect in a $100 million jewelry heist was allowed by U.S. immigration officials to self-deport to Ecuador, avoiding a federal trial and potential prison time.
The Giants are moving on from Senior Vice President Kevin Abrams one day after hiring John Harbaugh as head coach, ending his 25-year tenure with the organization.
A judge ruled that New York’s only Republican-held congressional district is unconstitutional and ordered the state to redraw the map by next month.
Former Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel is suggesting that there should be a mandatory retirement age of 75 for the president, Congress and Supreme Court justices.
Kansas City is ramping up preparations for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, when the region will host six matches at GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium. Hotels, short-term rentals and city officials are planning for an influx of visitors as the tournament approaches.
18-year-old Austin Thompson pleaded guilty to the 2022 Raleigh mass shooting that killed five, including his brother and a police officer. Sentencing is in February.
Iran's prosecutor general Mohammad Movahedi claims government crushed nationwide protests as death toll reaches 544 with over 10,681 arrested.
Disney's "Snow White" remake nominated for multiple Razzie awards as parody organization targets 2025 film for Worst Picture, Worst Screenplay and computer-animated dwarfs.
Brian Flores may have had head coach interviews, but the Minnesota Vikings announced Wednesday that their defensive coordinator is staying put.
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Humans get into a lot of trouble, which all too often is simply a product of our own stupidity. Here are the top ten dumbest things guardian angels have saved people from in all of history:
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CAMBRIDGE, MA — A peer-reviewed paper published by Harvard scientists revealed that, in a blind taste test, 9 out of 10 men prefer the taste of water from a garden hose.
SAINT PAUL, MN — The controversy that erupted over last Sunday morning was finally addressed by authorities, as Minnesota leaders ordered the arrest of churchgoers for interrupting a leftist protest.
DAVOS — Speaking in Davos at the World Economic Forum, President Donald Trump broke it to European Union leaders that it was probably time the U.S. starts seeing other continents.
MIAMI, FL — The Indiana Hoosiers credited their shocking college football championship victory to discipline, teamwork, and the $370 million spent buying their roster.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of the executive order to bring back mental institutions, President Trump announced this morning that he would begin by converting the entire city of Minneapolis into an insane asylum.
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CHICAGO—Calling attention to the startling lack of tied-up cherry stems in the average diet, health experts from the American Medical Association warned Tuesday that Americans were not sensually eating enough fruit. “While it’s recommended that adults erotically suck on at least two pieces of
LOS ANGELES—Leaning forward in his seat as a number of questions raced through his mind, Dwayne Johnson was reportedly intrigued Monday after learning there was a special trophy for good actors. “Huh, interesting—and you said they give them out every year?” asked Johnson, who frowned as he
The couple wed Saturday after realizing they could not, in fact, get the venue and vendor deposits back.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic lawmakers once again called on the Department of Justice to reign in ICE officers, fearful that mass deportations will make illegals afraid to vote.
Ynyshir, a Welsh restaurant with two Michelin stars, has been given a one star hygiene rating by food standards inspectors, with the chef responding to the score by claiming he has “the highest standards in the world.” What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Expressing deep fondness for those long-gone halcyon days, the U.S. population collectively yearned Tuesday for the relative calm of the “president is a giant pedophile” news cycle. “It was a simpler time then, back when all people wanted to talk about was the leader of the countr
LONDON—Determined to get to the bottom of the highly publicized estrangement, fashion designer Victoria Beckham reportedly took to Reddit Tuesday to anonymously ask for someone to explain the Beckham family feud to her. “Sorry, I’m feeling kind of out of the loop here, could someone explain wh
LEAWOOD, KS—Stressing that he wouldn’t want his best bud to feel left out on such a special day, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly asked fiancée Taylor Swift this week if, during their upcoming wedding, his brother Jason could get married with them too. “It wouldn’t feel
Sports
Dortmund midfielder Felix Nmecha is attracting interest from Manchester United and Chelsea. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Giannis Antetokounmpo says chemistry issues might be contributing to the Bucks' recent penchant for lopsided losses.
The Mets' winterlong pursuit of a front-line starting pitcher ended Wednesday with them acquiring All-Star Freddy Peralta and right-hander Tobias Myers from the Brewers for prospects Brandon Sproat and Jett Williams.
At Wednesday's end-of-season news conference, 49ers general manager John Lynch confirmed what has been obvious for months: WR Brandon Aiyuk will not return to the only NFL team he has ever known.
The Knicks ended their four-game losing streak Wednesday night with the most lopsided victory in franchise history, beating the Nets 120-66.
Quarterback Jarrett Stidham, set to make his first start in two years in Sunday's AFC Championship Game, and the Broncos have tried to stick to the team's usual routines.
In a pair of matches between American women, defending champion Madison Keys survived a challenge from Ashlyn Krueger and Jessica Pegula defeated McCartney Kessler.
Niners GM John Lynch said the team will look into "everything" to find out why injuries continue to pile up year after year, including an investigation into the viral electrical substation conspiracy theory.
Kyle Tucker was introduced by the Dodgers on Wednesday and he said the decision to pick L.A. over the Mets and Blue Jays was made easier because of the team's championship pedigree.
Adrian Stubbs, a senior at Maryvale High School, scored 100 points in only three quarters.
Check out this Big 12 showdown between the Cincinnati Bearcats and the No. 1 Arizona Wildcats!
Here are the men's college basketball teams that are still undefeated in the 2025-2026 season.
Creighton beats Xavier on Austin Swartz's game-winning jumper with one second left.
Jaden Bradley found Motiejus Krivas for strong pick-and-roll dunk, extending Arizona's lead over Cincinnati.
Check out the best moments from this Big Ten matchup between the Washington Huskies and the No. 7 Nebraska Cornhuskers.
Nebraska Cornhuskers’ Rienk Mast knocked down a three-pointer to extend the Cornhuskers’ commanding lead over the Washington Huskies.
Sam Hoiberg finished the tough lay-up which extended the No. 7 Nebraska Cornhuskers' lead over the Washington Huskies.
The New York Mets are reportedly acquiring All-Star right-handed pitcher Freddy Peralta in a trade with the Milwaukee Brewers.
The popular FOX Sports mascot celebrated its 20th birthday during the 2025 NFL season, marking two decades of Cleatus making an appearance on televisions across the nation on NFL Sundays.
Creighton's Austin Swartz hit game-winning mid-jumper off the glass vs. Xavier.
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X is rolling out a new feature called “Starterpacks” to all users in the coming weeks, the company’s head of product has announced. It’s made up of compilations of accounts new users can follow based on their interests. If that sounds familiar, it’s because Bluesky launched a very similar
Marshall plans to add seamless multi-room audio to its Bluetooth speakers via a newly announced music streaming hub called Heddon. The $300 hub makes it possible to connect and synchronize multiple older Marshall speakers together, not unlike Sonos' audio devices.Rather than use Wi-Fi to get multipl
Apple has been spinning its wheels for many months over its approach to artificial intelligence, but a strategy finally appears to be emerging for the company. Bloomberg's Mark Gurman reported today that Apple's long-awaited Siri overhaul will allegedly involve transforming the voice assistant into
Apple will reportedly try to succeed where Humane failed (miserably). On Wednesday, The Information reported that the iPhone maker is working on an AI pin. The wearable is said to resemble a slightly thicker AirTag and include multiple cameras, a speaker, microphones, and wireless charging.The repor
Microsoft has announced that the Xbox app is now available on all Arm-based Windows 11 PCs. The app's release follows an update Microsoft made to its Prism emulator in December 2025, which translates x86 and x64 apps to Arm, and now includes support for AVX and AVX2. Both extensions play a role in m
Threads has grown enough for Meta to fully integrate it into its advertising machine. On Wednesday, the company said that, with the platform now hosting 400 million monthly active users, ads are expanding globally to all users. The inevitable move follows a test in 30 countries early last year.Ads o
Apple TV+ has become one of the best streaming services for sci-fi, with hits like Pluribus, Severance, Foundation and many more. There are so many shows that it's easy to forget the one that started it all. For All Mankind was the platform's very first attempt at sci-fi and it's finally coming back
Amazon is introducing an AI-powered assistant to One Medical, the tech-forward primary care provider it acquired in 2023. Dubbed 'Health AI,' Amazon says the tool "provides 24/7 personalized health guidance based on your medical records."
The company says Health AI can explain lab results, help mana
Two high-profile upcoming Ubisoft games have been starting to look more and more like vaporware with each passing year. One of them is Beyond Good & Evil 2, which we were assured is still in development last year. The other is the Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time remake, which is now official
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American actress Gates McFadden is best known for playing the chief medical officer -- and hot redhead -- Dr. Beverly Crusher in the long-running sci-fi show "Star Trek: The Next Generation" ... back in 1987. While you're here, can you solve the…
Mitt Romney's sister-in-law left a handwritten suicide note tucked inside a Book of Mormon and had Xanax in her system when she died ... according to the L.A. County Medical Examiner. The ME's report says detectives discovered a Book of Mormon on…
Bryan Kohberger's killing spree in Idaho left a blood-soaked mess behind ... and newly released photos from the crime scene show just how gory this quadruple murder really was. Idaho State Police released the photos from the November 2022 murders…
Keegan-Michael Key is proud his comedy sketches with Jordan Peele are standing the test of time ... and he wants to reunite for more funny bits. We got the "Key & Peele" star Wednesday at LAX and our photog asked him if he'd ever want to get…
Angie Katsanevas is taking her Real Housewives spotlight straight to Capitol Hill ... 'cause TMZ has learned she'll testify before Congress on supporting franchise businesses tied to her expanding salon franchises. Sources familiar with the…
Danielle Brooks is about to be up at the crack of dawn announcing those Oscar nominations ... and she’s already got some very strong opinions on who’s about to clean up! We caught up with the actress at LAX Wednesday, and she made it clear her…
"High School Musical" was a slam dunk hit for Disney 20 years ago, but not for Bart Johnson -- who played Coach Bolton -- because he tells TMZ the movie f***** up his career at first! It may be hard to believe, but Johnson tells us his acting…
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