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Nelly Korda ditched custom LeBron James golf shoes mid-round at the U.S. Women's Open after they were reportedly too loose and affected her swing.
The Dodgers face the Diamondbacks with Justin Wrobleski's strong 2.87 ERA on the mound against Ryne Nelson's struggling 5.97 home ERA in Arizona.
Matt Brown's cause of death was suicide with methamphetamine influence cited as a contributing circumstance, the Okanogan County coroner reportedly confirmed.
Senate Republicans voted against permanently killing Trump's $2 billion anti-weaponization fund despite criticism, as Sen. Tillis' amendment failed.
From Shireen Baratheon to Bobby Bacala, explore five iconic TV character deaths that still devastate fans years after they originally aired.
President Trump nominates Todd Blanche as attorney general after serving as acting AG and deputy AG since March 2025 in the Justice Department.
Canadian daredevil Dusty Friesen claims a world record after launching his jet boat off the 39-foot Lundbreck Falls in Alberta, Canada on May 25.
Former college prospect Jared Armstrong uses his pro basketball career in Israel to give back, building courts and launching the JAB Classic tournament.
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson says the city is acting now on shootings and trafficking crimes on a major street, replacing resident-built steel planters with chicanes.
Reigning F1 world champion Lando Norris discusses whether he'd ever race the Indianapolis 500, calling it a bit crazy to just go in for one event.
Satire
WILBURTON, OK — An intensive Bible study reportedly ended with the dramatic revelation that Elijah and Elisha are two different people.
FRANKLIN, KY — Following a long day at work in the middle of what had been a stressful week of responsibilities and anxiety, one local man decided to take a much-needed break from reality by turning on CNN.
In a record-breaking opening weekend for A24, horror movie Backrooms brought in $81 million at the domestic box office. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the Kane Parsons film. Q: Is this the first major motion picture based on a YouTube video? A: Not quite. Star Wars: The Rise Of S
BEIRUT — With ongoing hostilities breaking out in Iran and Lebanon, eliciting retaliatory strikes against Israel and U.S. military targets in the region, geopolitical experts confirmed that ceasefire continued to rage across the Middle East.
LONDON — As deadly stabbings continued to run unchecked across the United Kingdom, British citizens wished there were some kind of ranged weapon that shoots high-velocity ammunition to protect them from knife attacks.
LONDON—Bolting upright in bed in a cold sweat, actor Tom Holland reportedly woke up from a terrible nightmare Thursday in which the Jenners almost got him. “Oh my God, it was awful—they were bearing down on me, and I screamed and screamed, but no sound came out,” said Holland, who was still
EAST LANSING, MI—Calling the 21-year-old’s replies to his emails and text messages “rote” and “overly formal,” local professor Lowell Sterbenz told reporters Friday he was “pretty sure” student Evelyn Atwater was using AI to refuse his sexual advances. “It really is a shame with t
Wedding vows were exchanged Sunday under the eyes of God, despite the fact that He wasn’t invited.
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WASHINGTON—Saying it had been forced to take action against networks that refused to change their conduct, the Federal Communications Commission announced Monday it would investigate broadcasters of TV shows where the mom has a job. “It has come to our attention that the public airwaves have be
SACRAMENTO — California officials announced on Wednesday that they had finally finished counting the votes and Ronald Reagan had officially won the 1966 governor's race.
NEW YORK, NY — After the firing of longtime contributor Scott Pelley due to ongoing conflicts with producers, the long-running CBS News program 60 Minutes began its search for a new pompous blowhard.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Filmmaker George Lucas was reportedly branching out into Bible sales with a bold new special edition of God's Word, featuring a new edit where Malchus attacks Peter first.
AUSTIN, TX — Senate candidate James Talarico was busy campaigning today when he noticed that the time had reached 5 PM. That meant that it was time for his daily ritual: painting some stubble on his face.
MACON, GA — Local dad Ryan Thompson realized that the entire feminist movement was a huge mistake when he was about 10 seconds in to changing his 5-month-old son's diaper.
Pride Month is once again upon us, leaving families everywhere looking for the best ways to celebrate the occasion this year.
WASHINGTON—Assuring Americans that a routine medical exam had confirmed the president had no pressing health concerns, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, claimed Wednesday that Donald Trump was a perfectly healthy 9-foot-tall 35-year-old. “After concluding his p
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DENVER—Remarking that the anti-meat advertisement had significantly misjudged his moral boundaries, local man Tyler Richards reported Tuesday that a People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals billboard had falsely assumed he wouldn’t eat his cat. “I know they’re trying to make eating other
Owners Will Retain Access To The Ring Cam: It’s not that big of a deal. They want to see what you’ll be up to. Reference #918445
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Sports
Let's break down Knicks-Spurs Game 1 from all angles, from the most important plays to the key indicators and matchups to watch in Game 2.
These schools are setting the pace as the recruiting race heats up.
Two fans involved in a selfie-seeking incident during Game 1 of the NBA Finals on Wednesday night have been given lifetime bans from all NBA arenas, a league spokesperson said Thursday.
The NBA is investigating an interaction between Knicks star Jalen Brunson and courtside fans late in the fourth quarter of Game 1 of the NBA Finals, sources confirmed to ESPN.
Wide receiver Christian Watson and the Packers reached agreement Thursday on a four-year, $110.5 million contract extension that includes a $31 million signing bonus, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Liverpool have confirmed the appointment of Andoni Iraola as their new head coach.
This summer's World Cup will pose an unprecedented security challenge due to its size and scope, but the nation's law enforcement is "leaning in," Andrew Giuliani, executive director of the White House FIFA World Cup 2026 Task Force, told ESPN.
Aaron Judge was out of the lineup Thursday for a third straight game, with the Yankees awaiting clarity about a bone bruise in one of his right ribs that is causing right shoulder pain.
Cowboys coach Brian Schottenheimer said he expects Pro Bowl wide receiver George Pickens to be at the team's mandatory minicamp that will run June 16-18.
It won't just be QBs who affect the upcoming season. These players stand to make a big impact.
"The Bear" is back with his Belmont Stakes betting card, as well as a few thoughts ahead of Saturday's race. See where he's putting his money
How will Myles Garrett perform in his maiden season with the Rams? See what the early odds say.
With Myles Garrett and A.J. Brown off the market, here are five top remaining trade candidates and the best potential landing spot for each.
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With NFL offseason programs wrapping up, we break down the top question that will hover over every NFC team ahead of training camp.
Shohei Ohtani is back back, the Astros come from behind late, the Yankees drop another, the Mets snap the Mariners streak, Sánchez is unreal and more from Wednesday's MLB action.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
El Tri often makes the Round of 16 but fails to get past that point. Will 2026 bring different results?
Star quarterback Russell Wilson has retired from the NFL. Here's the Seattle Seahawks legend's NFL career by the numbers.
Based on the odds, the next World Cup winner could come from Europe or South America. Here's the latest.
Tech
The indie artist has played a string of surprise, small-venue shows with no phones allowed, prompting fans to piece together clues about a potential upcoming album.
Meta's Creator Assistant AI can analyze your past posts to help with future content plans.
Code reviewed by WIRED uncovered an unreleased face-recognition system embedded in Meta’s smart glasses platform. It’s designed to identify people via biometric data stored on users’ phones.
A new documentary chronicles how the app became a stand-in for American anxieties about social media, China, and political power.
Marshall's latest headphones are like its Major and Monitor models had a baby.
Belkin's new Switch 2 charging grip lets you game longer and be more comfortable doing it.
You can tap the star-shaped, NFC-enabled wand at terminals to make contactless payments. It's the first of several tap-to-pay hardware doodads coming from Cash App.
Elden Ring for the Switch 2 includes the Shadow of the Erdtree expansion and other goodies.
Only 4,999 units of the HP Scuderia Ferrari AI PC will be available.
A TV's USB port is often forgotten, but can still be useful.
Amazon's AI-upgraded Proteus robot can now be controlled using plain language.
Apple CEO Tim Cook will take part in his last WWDC presentation on June 8.
Summer Game Fest's main showcase is streaming live on June 5 at 2PM PT.
NASA has declared that the MAVEN mission has ended after losing contact with its probe six months ago.
Looking to add a smart speaker to your house? Here’s which to choose, whether you’re an Alexa, Siri, or Google fan.
Your membership gets you more than free two-day shipping. Here’s what you may be missing ahead of Amazon Prime Day.
From app-controlled security to electronic shifting and radar alerts, Segway’s Myon may have more tech than you need. That’s not always a bad thing.
With $500 million in funding and a reported $2.5 billion valuation, Flourish wants to reinvent AI by putting real neurons under the microscope.
A homeschooling center in Manhattan is part of the company’s nationwide expansion. Internal documents reveal its strategy: “Opening date > safety.”
Quantinuum, a quantum computing startup, is losing millions. Investors want in anyway.
Entertainment
Brandi Glanville isn't looking in the rearview mirror -- 'cause she tells TMZ there is absolutely zero chance she'll ever return to "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." The TV firecracker climbed aboard the TMZ Brunch Bus tour alongside her…
Former prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has clearly seen better days ... he just emerged for a rare public sighting with a massive shiner splashed across his face. Check out the photos ... Andrew was seen driving around the Sandringham Estate in…
Jussie Smollett and his fiancé Jabari Redd will not make it down the aisle … they're officially over less than a year after Jussie popped the question, TMZ has learned. Sources close to the situation tell TMZ ... Jussie called off the…
Thirsty Thursday is here, and you're laying eyes on a gal who has no shame in showin' off her rear ... but the trick here is, can you guess who she is?!? This fit female first gained wide recognition for posting her toned backside ... and she even…
Move over Clavicular ... Donald Trump's officially entering his mogging era ... and he's using a reflecting pool to dive into the trend. The White House hopped on X Wednesday with a photo of Trump in the Oval Office, proudly holding up a giant…
Gene Simmons and his wife, Shannon, are being sued over a car accident ... but she says the lawsuit against them is just a money grab. The KISS frontman and his better half are being sued by Evan Brenner, who claims he suffered severe injuries in…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 10:30 AM and 12:00 PM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's…
Prosecutors say surveillance video will show Karmelo Anthony wasn't trying to avoid trouble at a Texas high school track meet that turned deadly ... he was looking for it. That's the message jurors heard Thursday as opening statements got underway…
Jermaine Jackson is speaking out now that he's been ordered to cough up millions to his rape accuser ... claiming the judgment is void due to a slew of errors. According to new court docs, obtained by TMZ, Michael Jackson's older brother…
A Florida realtor, her ex-husband, and their two young daughters are all dead ... in what police are calling a murder-suicide. Law enforcement responded Tuesday to a welfare check at a Doral home and found Melanie Hyer, Ryan Whiten and their…
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