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America's broken NEPA permitting system drives up housing costs, energy prices and manufacturing delays, but bipartisan reform bills offer a fix.
Politicians cite GDP and inflation data, but voters judge the economy by grocery prices, gas prices, mortgage rates and what's left in their wallet.
Data center moratoriums across the United States could cost communities tax revenue and jobs, echoing 19th-century towns that rejected railroads.
New South Wales will be the first Australian state to launch a gun buyback scheme, offering up to $700 per firearm after the Bondi Beach terror attack.
President Donald Trump claimed that vandals damaged grass near the World War II Memorial, but photos show his July 4th stage covered the same spot.
Police said a 54-year-old man armed with a butcher knife was fatally shot by NYPD officers inside a Lower East Side apartment building.
"Nashville" star Hayden Panettiere died at 36, her representatives confirmed Sunday to Fox News Digital. Circumstances surrounding her death were not immediately made available.
Von Miller brings 138.5 career sacks to the Dallas Cowboys as the DeSoto, Texas native returns home to fill the pass rusher void left by Micah Parsons.
A man allegedly shot his wife at a park in Louisiana and drove her body through multiple states before a traffic stop in Memphis led to his arrest.
Nate Tibbetts ripped the media narrative around the WNBA but rushed to defend Stephanie White instead of backing Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark.
Satire
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LOS ANGELES, CA — As heated debate continued to rage across the nation and on Capitol Hill over legislation designed to secure U.S. elections, former Vice President Kamala Harris issued a dire warning that the SAVE America Act could result in America being saved.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A special WNBA task force announced on Thursday that they had been unable to define a woman after several hours of meetings led to a stalemate on where to go to lunch.
WASHINGTON—Blasting the 2-year-old’s incessant lying to the American people, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Thursday slammed her toddler son over baseless accusations that the caterpillar was very hungry. “Time and time again, this vindictive child has served up fabrications r
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani's planned city-managed grocery stores were reportedly set to feature an exclusive "Queue Where You Wait For Loaves Of Leavened Flour Products", the mayor's office confirmed on Thursday.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions.
America's 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it's so much more! For example, the state bird is a lark bunting. Bet you didn't know that.
NEW YORK, NY — Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women's National Basketball Association decided to bring in a revered Supreme Court Justice to help settle the question.
BOSTON, MA — The state's Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech in front of the state Capitol on Thursday morning, further emphasizing their commitment to promoting child sacrifice.
Surveillance company Flock’s automatic license plate readers, which are used by over 5,000 law enforcement agencies across 49 states, are generating controversy. The Onion examines the pros and cons of the technology. PRO Helps police officers violates civil rights far faster than if they were wor
MCCOOK, IL—Complaining that he couldn’t even walk down the street without being mistaken for a world-class basketball player, doughy Eastern European immigrant Vukašin Petrović told reporters Thursday that he was tired of everyone assuming he was an NBA superstar. “Just because I’m a 6-fo
WASHINGTON—Surrounded on all sides by overturned furniture, ripped-out desk drawers, and dozens of loose items flung wildly from their shelves, President Donald Trump reportedly tore up the White House on Thursday in a frantic search for more munitions. “Come on, come on, there’s gotta be one
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Scientists have for the first time used AI to create viruses that don’t exist in nature, a milestone that has prompted hopes for medical breakthroughs and fears of new biological threats. What do you think?
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Kirk Devine, 45, passed away in a hot-air balloon explosion last Wednesday. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that mourners find and return Devine’s body parts.
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PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg reportedly smothered his metaverse avatar Thursday using a digital pillow. According to sour
Sports
Barcelona are considering a move for Arsenal striker Viktor Gyökeres. Transfer Talk has the latest.
The transfer window is open in Premier League and will be soon in Europe, so who is available? It's our big board!
Lots has happened since FIFA president Gianni Infantino rolled back his controversial plan to "sell" stakes in the FIFA World Cup, with opposition swirling and his future uncertain. We answer some of the big questions.
As training camps wind down and preseason picks up, we handed out awards to some players, teams and position battles that have stood out the most.
The NFL preseason is underway! How did rookies and players in new places perform in their debuts?
Two exciting welterweights, Carlos Prates and Michael Morales, have now entered the Islam Makhachev sweepstakes.
Islam Makhachev and Mackenzie Dern had dominant title defenses to close out the main card.
Sequencing, fourth down, slow games, fewer points. Coaches explain the changes.
Dodgers manager Dave Roberts called out his struggling club after a 6-2 loss to the Brewers on Sunday cost Los Angeles a significant tiebreaker in the race for home-field advantage.
After the Phoenix Mercury's 88-85 loss to the Portland Fire on Sunday night, Diana Taurasi held court, detailing a Hall of Fame career that now includes a jersey retirement ceremony that felt "like the end and the beginning of so many things in my life."
Check out the latest World Series odds, as the Brewers continue to show their dominance.
The Brewers made a statement by winning three out of four games at Dodger Stadium.
Who is the best wide receiver in the NFL entering the 2026 season? We ranked the 10 best pass-catchers.
The first full weekend of NFL preseason action provided a pair of standout rookie quarterback performances.
The Dallas Cowboys have signed two-time Super Bowl champion edge rusher and Texas native Von Miller.
Here are five of the most impactful Tommy John surgery recoveries in baseball history.
Arizona Cardinals rookie running back Jeremiyah Love is dealing with a high ankle sprain that is expected to keep him sidelined for the remainder of the preseason.
Jamal Adams suffered a season-ending knee surgery during the Minnesota Vikings preseason game against the New York Giants.
Aaron Donald reportedly appeared on the league transaction wire after completing his second workout with the Los Angeles Rams this summer.
Barcelona has completed the transfer of midfielder Rodri from Manchester City on a multi-year contract for a reported $87.8 million fee.
Tech
From threats to the safety of poll workers to voters who can’t distinguish between odds and results, prediction markets are already scrambling the political process.
Researchers found that a metabolite produced by gut bacteria can weaken the barrier that protects the brain and promote changes associated with the cognitive disease.
As part of a restructuring, OpenAI reportedly disbanded a team that assesses the potential for catastrophic risks with its models.
A fourth party is pursuing legal action against xAI, alleging that Grok was used to create CSAM based on her childhood photos.
Google has added some smart theft-detection features to Android in recent years.
If you really want a OnePlus phone, you can still make it work.
You probably don't need antivirus software on your Android phone, but there are some exceptions.
A Super Nintendo or PlayStation looked better on retro TVs than today's ultra-sharp displays, but why is there such a difference?
The program makes upgrading your hardware incredibly convenient, but weigh your options.
The differences between the iPhone and Android show up when you connect them to your car, as well.
The new Apple Upgrade program makes the monthly cost of an iPhone even cheaper than before.
Let's look at how to use the Retro app, whether it's free and whether it can compete with other social media apps.
Nearly a decade after its debut, Samsung’s Galaxy Fold finally comes into its own.
An object observed by the James Webb Space Telescope lends credence to a strange explanation for the mysterious red spots in the early universe.
In 2027 and 2028, there will be two spectacular, long-duration solar eclipses. Here’s what you need to know about them.
The installation utility EasyDMG makes it so you never drag and drop an icon again.
With automatic mapping, Spot Mode functionality, and smart AI cameras, the TerraMow V1000 is the complete package.
Observatories have been built in mines, deep under the Antarctic ice sheet, and elsewhere in an effort to detect the fleeting particles.
Ensuring your cat stays hydrated is one of the best ways to keep your pet healthy. The right pet water fountain can help.
Noware’s Puff necklace whimsically reimagines flash drives, turning something functional into personalized jewelry.
Entertainment
Adam22 and his wife, Lena The Plug, showed up to court to fight the fake restraining order filed against him ... TMZ has learned. The hearing was held on Thursday, during which Adam22 and Lena spoke via Zoom. Per the minute order, Lena told…
Geno Auriemma is revisiting his historic run with the Huskies in a new doc ... and the legendary UCONN coach says the experience left him feeling a whole range of emotions. “Some of it brought back some great memories. Some of it was a little bit…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Television's most memorable characters don't always wear the flashiest watches. These timepieces represent exactly who these characters are … from the Casio worn by…
Former actor Dillon Freasier was only 10 years old when he was cast to play H.W. Plainview, aka Little H.W., in the 2007 western/drama film "There Will Be Blood." Dillon hit the big screen with fellow actors Daniel Day-Lewis and Paul Dano. This was…
8:33PM PT -- Law enforcement sources confirm police responded to an incident involving Hayden Sunday and there is currently an open investigation. 8:20PM PT -- A source close to Hayden tells TMZ ... she recently had been complaining about back pain…
Perez Hilton is still in the hospital nearly two weeks after his frightening live stream ... his family announced -- and his site is set to return to regularly scheduled programming. In an update on Perez's celebrity gossip website, his family…
Two of the ladies caught up in the viral fight at ritzy Beverly Hills steakhouse Steak 48 are serving up their side of the beef ... explaining exactly how a birthday celebration turned into a throwdown. The night started innocently enough, the…
Mama June's daughter Pumpkin is turning her strip-club appearances into cold, hard cash ... flashing two massive stacks after another weekend on the road. Pumpkin showed off her haul on Instagram ... posing inside Lust Gentlemen's Club with thick…
"The Challenge" may have made Johnny "Bananas" Devenanzio and Tyler Duckworth rivals ... but Johnny says Tyler was the brother he never had. Johnny posted an emotional tribute Sunday ... playing Zach Bryan's "Pink Skies" on acoustic guitar as a…
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo proved their "Wicked" run isn’t over for good ... reuniting for a surprise performance in London. Cynthia joined Ariana during Sunday's "Eternal Sunshine” show at the O2 Arena, where the costars performed "For…
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