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• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
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Iran-backed Houthis struck Saudi Arabian airports in Riyadh and Dammam, killing at least 14 and injuring over 300 as experts warn of wider war.
Ella Langley became emotional during her Texas concert explaining why she canceled her sold-out BOK Center show despite Tulsa police finding no credible threat.
House Majority Whip Tom Emmer clashed with Jon Karl on ABC's "This Week," insisting that Democratic socialists on the ballot are actually communists.
USC-Penn State drew a record 114,419 fans for Beaver Stadium's 'White Out,' but Jayden Maiava's three touchdowns silenced the crowd in a huge road win.
Angelina Stone, who was eight months pregnant, was killed along with her two young children and several relatives in a mass shooting at a home in Erie, Pennsylvania, according to reports.
Adam Abdihakeem Adam posted bond two days after his arrest in the Eden Prairie homecoming shooting, drawing sharp criticism from President Donald Trump's team.
Kimberly Guilfoyle faces mounting allegations in Greece as JD Vance and Marco Rubio weigh in on the embattled ambassador's growing controversies.
Dre Greenlaw headbutted a helmetless Ernest Jones on the Seattle Seahawks sideline after hitting Sam Darnold out of bounds, leading to an ejection.
Jameis Winston rallied the Giants from 14 down, but a key fumble and Jayden Daniels' clock misread left both NFC East rivals stuck in a tie.
CBL-514 injection triggers apoptosis only in fat cells to reduce visceral fat by 12% in early trials, with implications for insulin resistance.
Satire
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THE PLAIN OF JORDAN — Lot won first prize in a local Halloween couples costume contest this weekend after dressing up as a pepper shaker.
CHICAGO, IL — A plastic shopping bag that accidentally blew inside the Chicago Museum of Modern Art sold at auction for $10 million.
HEAVEN — Heavenly residents have gathered in rapt anticipation, excited to finally get the answer to the age-old question of who would win a fight between God and Mike Ditka.
In what would be the nation’s first public execution in 90 years, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced the Pentagon would livestream Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan’s death by firing squad. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Calling the attention the incident was receiving yet another example of liberal media bias, the White House downplayed on Friday the fact that a hyena was currently biting down on the ass of President Donald Trump. “No one should be surprised that all the scrutiny from the mainstream
GREENSBORO, NC—Growing increasingly whimsical as she unearthed the memory from decades ago, local grandma Agatha Fuller fondly recalled Friday how she had once worked with a homosexual. “His name was Alexander, never Alex, and his hair and his suit were always immaculate,” said Fuller, reminis
WASHINGTON—Vowing to use the full force of the bureau to crack down on anyone who thwarted the values and aims of the United States through such an act, FBI Director Kash Patel formally classified not finishing a hamburger as seditious activity Thursday. “Let me say this loud and clear: Failing
Sixteen years after the release of The Social Network, follow-up film The Social Reckoning is coming to theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the sequel. Q: Who’s the writer and director? A: Aaron Sorkin and, unfortunately, Aaron Sorkin. Q: What’s it about? A: As fans will
DNA analysis of a lock of Thomas Jefferson’s hair has provided the strongest genetic evidence yet that he did in fact father at least one child with the enslaved woman Sally Hemings, as has long been speculated. What do you think?
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ITHACA, NY—In an aggressive attempt to distance itself from an alleged sexual assault at one of its fraternity houses, Cornell University hastily announced Thursday that it was now going by a different name. “We determined that the best way forward was a clean start with total rebranding, and i
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Sports
The Texans completed a trade for Cardinals wide receiver Marvin Harrison Jr., coach DeMeco Ryans told reporters.
Dre Greenlaw was ejected in the second quarter of Sunday's divisional showdown with the Seahawks after a late hit and an ensuing head-butt.
Officials spotted the ball incorrectly on Oregon's potential tying two-point conversion attempt late in Saturday's 17-15 loss to UCLA, the Big Ten said Sunday, and the league vowed to "continue to emphasize consistent application of the playing rules."
Georgia moved to the No. 1 spot in the Week 7 AP Top 25 following its win at Alabama, while Oregon was unranked for the first time in four years after falling to 3-2.
Karl-Anthony Towns responded to the Knicks' statement that they are tabling all extension talks until later in the season, saying he was "disappointed."
No. 1 pick Fernando Mendoza made his NFL regular-season debut Sunday with the Raiders trailing the Patriots by 28 points late in the fourth quarter.
Commanders quarterback Jayden Daniels said of the chaotic final seconds that prevented his team from attempting a winning field goal, "Ultimately, it's on me."
Teams celebrated their wins by trolling their opponents on social media -- who had the best troll of Week 5?
Mike Evans showed he still has plenty of gas left in the tank as he was named Tom Brady’s LFG Player of the Game after a standout performance in a win over the Seattle Seahawks.
It was a thriller at Charlotte, and Chase Briscoe came out on top. After back-to-back wins, is he a legitimate contender to win it all?
Why was the call involving Cooper Kupp not overturned in the Seahawks' loss to the 49ers? FOX Sports officiating expert Dean Blandino explained.
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Commanders co-owner Magic Johnson voiced his frustration on social media, posting that he was in “total disbelief" over the team's late-game clock management.
Packers linebacker Zaire Franklin didn't hold back when dissing Luther Burden III.
A pair of low-payroll teams with similar styles will face off in the AL Championship Series.
The 49ers got a huge win to improve to 5-0, taking down the reigning champs on the road.
San Francisco 49ers linebacker Dre Greenlaw was ejected in the first half against the Seattle Seahawks after his late hit on Sam Darnold set off a scuffle on the Seattle sideline.
Tech
Foreign phones can bring new features not often seen in the US, but you need to make sure they're compatible with your carrier.
Meta and OpenAI's new AI agents are in direct competition. Here's what each can do, what they cost and who has access.
Know the difference between bits and bytes.
The Xbox Series X and S have seen the same price hikes as all other gaming hardware, but the Series S still provides a lower cost to entry.
Flip phones endured in Japan longer than the US, but the trend is shifting.
A study by Northeastern University and Consumer Reports found that automakers are collecting data to allow advertisers to build in-depth profiles on consumers.
As with most AI tools, Grok's free tier is pretty limited.
3D printers are everywhere, but where one should be placed in your home is something worth looking into.
The RG DDS's main display has a 5:3 aspect ratio while its bottom screen will be 4:3.
Sure, you can set your iPhone's alarm to any time you choose. But there's a hidden limit to how far your choices will stretch, though most users won't reach it.
A long day’s haul in the video game slop mines.
Travel smarter with gifts packed by WIRED’s globe-trotting staffers.
From Red Pill coaches to “Dawah Bros,” influencers are dressing up hypermasculinity and misogyny in religious language—and finding audiences across social platforms.
From the Senate to governors’ mansions, candidates are trying to outcompete each other to be the most anti–data center in races across the US.
Here’s what we know about the record-setting El Niño on a record-hot planet, and the most important questions scientists are trying to answer.
Redwoods adapted to a cool, foggy climate. Now a new study shows they slow down photosynthesis when their environment warms.
Anti-cybercrime initiatives are increasingly using AI to scam the scammers by tricking them into talking to lifelike bots that they think are real victims.
There's more to Lego than just another basic set. We tested tons of Lego-themed gifts to find the perfect ones for the brick builder in your life.
Whether you want a weight log on your phone or a bathroom gadget packed with sensors, I’ve found an option for you.
Humans Watched This Supernova Explode Nearly a Millennium Ago. Now You Can See It in High Definition
The new image isn’t just stunning—it may also provide clues about how this star survived its own explosion.
Entertainment
Heather Locklear and Lorenzo Lamas are taking their romance back to Sin City ... and this time, they're turning up the heat in the kitchen, too! The Hollywood couple enjoyed another romantic getaway to Las Vegas over the weekend, and we obtained…
Kelly Clarkson is firing back at a Brooklyn store owner, calling them a "liar" amid a dispute over an expensive singing bird sculpture she says she tried to buy. Kelly took to social media to slam Art of Play’s account of their interaction ...…
Sarah Paulson is remembering her dear friend Diane Keaton on the one-year anniversary of her death ... sharing a sweet throwback photo of the two laughing together alongside Diane's daughter, Dexter White. The "American Horror Story" actress posted…
A Cornell University professor is standing firmly behind the woman at the center of the school's explosive gang rape allegations ... declaring sexual assault is NEVER the victim's fault. Kate Manne, a feminist philosopher and professor at Cornell,…
Kelly Osbourne is opening up about her dramatic weight loss following the death of her father, Ozzy Osbourne ... revealing she's since gained nearly 30 pounds after grief left her barely able to eat. The reality star told The Sun she was shocked…
The Indigo Girls are mourning a heartbreaking loss on the road ... their longtime tour bus driver was killed in a crash in South Carolina, forcing the folk-rock duo to cancel upcoming shows. The driver -- identified by the band as Kirk -- was…
Two close friends of the four University of Idaho murder victims are celebrating a major milestone nearly four years after the horrific killings ... and they made sure their late friends were part of their big day. Emily Alandt and Hunter Johnson…
John Stamos is sharing a heartbreaking health update about his longtime friend and Beach Boys bandmate Mike Love ... revealing the music legend is battling serious health issues, but refusing to step away from the stage. The "Full House" star…
Happy Sunday!!! Let's kick off the new week the only way we know how ... with a little "Pink Blush" lingerie guess who. This rapper's got us "HISSING" for her "Big Booty." Click the gallery for the big reveal!!!
Kimberly Guilfoyle may be getting the boot from her cushy gig in Greece ... because President Trump and Marco Rubio are reportedly considering firing her over a growing list of misconduct allegations. The former Fox News host -- who was once…
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