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Video shows the submerged remains of the A.H. Pitz, a 1923 tugboat discovered in Lake Superior's unusually clear waters by a Wisconsin camp director.
Since the last Apollo mission, no U.S. craft landed on the moon until Texas companies proved commercial lunar exploration could reshape space.
A convicted rapist could be placed in a rental home near a Girl Scout camp in the Santa Cruz Mountains, and the local sheriff is fighting back.
President Donald Trump's Fort Myers rally spotlights the brazen hammer killing of a Florida mother by a Haitian national the White House says was released under Biden's border policies.
Over 100 adults rallied outside a Camas High girls cross country district meet to protest a biological male competitor as Initiative 638 looms.
Rahm Emanuel urged the Democratic Party to welcome "McCain-Romney Republicans" into their coalition, warning against far-left policies ahead of 2026 midterms.
Ex-cop sped away in hedge fund’s SUV after fatal George Washington Bridge road rage shooting: report
Victor Romero, a former NYPD detective, allegedly fired a fatal shot from his employer's SUV during a George Washington Bridge road rage encounter.
A Virginia Democrat's connection to an alleged trafficking operation and Natasha Lyonne's controversial X post headline this week's Fox News Digital News Quiz.
Melatonin and Ambien taken before surgery were linked to less anxiety, reduced pain and a 30% drop in opioid use, a Yale-led study suggests.
Satire
With Representative Ilhan Omar seemingly unsure about whether she accidentally married her brother, millions of women have been left asking themselves a difficult question: Am I married to my brother? Don't worry. We'll help you sort this out.
U.S. — Fans are reportedly more excited than ever for the 2026 World Series, eager to sit down and watch a compelling matchup between Not the Dodgers and Not the Yankees.
SAN FRANCISCO—Immediately reconsidering her decision to treat herself to a little spending spree upon seeing how much it would cost, local woman Christina Rogers reportedly scrapped her plan to splurge Thursday on account of the price. “I told myself I was going to reward my hard work this week
OPHRAH — Before going into battle, Gideon, the son of Joash the Abiezrite, reportedly asked for a third sign to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that the Lord was with him: for a wet fleece to be turned into a tank.
PROVO, UT — Entrepreneur and LDS missionary Ricardo Lopez has begun selling residential solar panels to homeowners who aren't interested in talking about God.
EDEN — Asked by God whether she had consumed fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, Eve replied, "Not to my knowledge."
DAVENPORT, IA—In a shocking and distressing display of self-centered behavior on “this day of all days,” the grown children of Lynn Sullivan confirmed Thursday that their mom was making her birthday entirely about her. “It’s just ‘me, me, me,’ with her today. Unbelievable,” said 19-y
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an interview with MS NOW last night, Representative Ilhan Omar explained that she didn't know that she had married her brother as they were separated at birth to be hidden from their father, Darth Vader.
You Can See Everything, a documentary that follows Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes in the month before her prison sentence, has debuted to critical acclaim. The Onion sat down with Holmes to discuss what’s new. The Onion : Can we get you anything before starting? Elizabeth Holmes: I would love
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump proudly boasted of his 36% approval rating this week, prompting aides to pull him aside and explain that approval ratings are not at all like golf scores.
An Ohio woman sued a hospital after surgeons there allegedly amputated the wrong leg, mistakenly removing her left leg instead of the intended right. What do you think?
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NEW ORLEANS—In an effort to boost attendance and reach new fans, the New Orleans Pelicans announced Tuesday an upcoming “Basketball Night” promotion honoring the popular sport. “Fans at the game on Mar. 11 will not only get to see their hometown Pelicans, but they’ll also get a chance to
Gen. Randy George, the Army chief of staff since ousted by Defense Secretary Hegseth, warned of critically low stockpiles of U.S. interceptor missiles two months before the Iran War started, estimating the shortage would last until 2030. What do you think?
The post Fired General Warned Of Missile Sh
Beyond its laws and leaders, what has allowed the United States to prosper for so long is the unique physiology of its most ardent citizens. Here is a complete diagram of a patriot's brain.
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With the election fast approaching, the stakes for democracy couldn’t be clearer. We’re deciding the fate of our country for the next two years. Because of that, some voters will base their decisions purely on party. Others have specific issues in mind. But for me there’s only one issue that m
SALT LAKE CITY—Emphasizing that the ban on electronic recording devices was a rule, not a suggestion, singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers reportedly sent a warning to fans at the Delta Center on Wednesday by executing a phone on stage. “Well, well, well, what do we have here?” said Bridgers, hol
Sports
Thirteen years after helping turn soccer's biggest rivalry into must-see chaos, Real Madrid coach José Mourinho returns to face Barcelona in El Clásico with something to prove
Let's run through the head-to-head, form, team news, combined XI and key clashes ahead of the 265th edition of El Clásico between Barcelona and Real Madrid.
'Bro, he's different': Why Seattle let Kenneth Walker III leave, and Kansas City couldn't be happier
While the Seahawks' run game is struggling, the Super Bowl MVP is on a historic pace for the Chiefs this season.
The Broncos are winning, but Nix is dealing with the roughest stretch of his career. Why is he struggling -- and is he still Denver's long-term QB?
A pair of interconference games on the schedule -- including a legitimate Stanley Cup Final matchup.
The Hurricanes hang on to the No. 1 spot, with some major jumbles in the poll thereafter.
Cowboys at Eagles? Bengals at Ravens? The Steelers and Saints in Paris? There are 13 more games in Week 7, and we have picks, predictions and more for all of them.
Two of the Finals' biggest stars were first-round picks from the Chicago Sky -- who traded both away.
What changes must Golden State make to counter Angel Reese's determination and dominance in the WNBA Finals?
Faced with some tough start/sit decisions ahead of Week 7? Adam Rank has you covered at every position.
Two of the NFL's best young quarterbacks were on full display on Thursday night, when Caleb Williams' Bears beat Drake Maye's Patriots.
Christian Yelich earned the 'C' he wears on his jersey long before being named the Brewers captain.
Beyond his triple-digit heat, here's what sticks out most to the hitters who have seen NL Cy Young favorite Jacob Misiorowski.
The Brewers can turn up the power when necessary, but the 2026 Crew is built on small ball.
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Tom Brady was quick to name a pair of star veteran QBs when he was asked who throws the prettiest passes.
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Check out Will Hill's five-leg parlay, featuring a Seattle win over Kansas City and a barnburner in Atlanta.
Los Angeles Rams wide receiver Puke Nacua leaves practice early on Thursday with a calf injury.
Tech
Samsung’s cute compact is for those who want the smallest possible phone. Performance and camera are solid, but it’s pricier than its predecessor.
A protective case and an accessory box make it easy to travel with the TT Pro.
People who reserved the Cybertruck in Australia and New Zealand will soon get a refund, because Tesla now won't release it there.
This feature common to VPN services gives you protection and privacy specifically when and where you need it.
Great for typing and fine for gaming, but too many compromises keep this mechanical keyboard from leveling up your play.
CES 2026 loved these innovative headphones that transform into a Bluetooth speaker. After living with them, I’m impressed by the engineering, but less impressed by the sound.
Upward, a newly relaunched Christian app, is pitching trad values to a generation that barely even dates.
Here’s how to pick the best mattress for your sleep needs, straight from a professional mattress tester.
Oura has sued Ultrahuman again in a Texas federal court over its latest product, the Ring Pro.
Did you manage to score Apple’s first folding phone on launch day? Are you still mulling it over? Here are a few things to keep in mind.
Dyson’s sale event is happening now, and you can save up to $300 on vacuums, hair tools, and more.
Warhound is genetically engineering dogs for the military, law enforcement and first responder operations.
The cloud has baffled astronomers since its discovery in 2018. Now, a new study offers a possible cause for its appearance.
Warhound came out of stealth on Wednesday with $200 million in funding and a mission to create “elite working dogs” equipped with "advanced body armor."
Publisher Pantaloon says the Playbill won't feature games that use generative AI in any way.
Spotify is trying to make some Premium Family members prove they live at the same address.
It's the first state to sue the social media company on these allegations.
'Mass Effect: Universe' looks like it would have focused on a new protagonist and series favorite Liara T'Soni.
BMW's latest EV will do over 450 miles on a charge and even close its own doors.
A fan-built model of the Alive tour pyramid got the green light to become a real product.
Entertainment
Jeffrey Epstein had a way of ensnaring the rich and famous -- even presidents -- into his orbit, and 2 of his prized catches were Donald Trump and Bill Clinton, and he wasn't shy about trashing them. In the days before Epstein died at the…
Calling all you mighty Millennials, ballin' Boomers, groovy Gen X-ers, and everyone else ... we're tappin' y'all into Gen Z's hottest stories of the week, packed with sexy stars and piping-hot news! Tap-In to the gallery ... we're spillin' it…
Who's ready to Croc N' Roll?! It's 10/23, which marks a V important day: NATIONAL CROC DAY, and celebs are sliding into comfort, fashion and swagger with sole-stirring pics! Stars like Nicki Minaj and Diplo are rockin' nothing but crocs -- Nicki…
RAF 14 hasn't even started yet ... but Dillon Danis and Arman Tsarukyan are already fighting. Things got wild during a news conference Thursday, when Danis decided to show a T-shirt he was wearing, mocking Tsarukyan's teammate, Khamzat Chimaev.…
Influencer Manuel Otto reportedly died by setting himself on fire during his livestream. According to local outlet PNP, the person who died in an attic apartment fire at Breitbrunn am Chiemsee is believed to be the 30-year-old owner of the…
Looks like Dorinda Medley might need Andy Cohen to mediate this fight with her neighbor ... 'cause the neighbor's firing back over the housewife’s lawsuit! According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Dorinda's neighbor is denying claims that she's…
Gypsy Rose Blanchard is letting the world know that she believes Ken Urker didn't commit suicide ... and she's standing ten toes down on that. Gypsy Rose updated the anti-cyberbully petition she launched in the wake of Ken's death ... mentioning…
6:24 PM PT -- Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the passenger has been identified as Jerome Anixter, a 60-year-old Brooklyn man, who was arrested and charged with assault, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and obstructing governmental…
Jack Doherty allegedly called influencer Corinna Kopf an "OnlyFans whore" before a wild Halloween party fight in 2023 ... so says a man who claims Jack's bodyguard slugged him on video. Here's the deal ... Chase Gardella -- the man suing Jack and…
Tyler Cameron says he and his fiancée aren't one and done when it comes to kids ... telling us they want a BIG family. We caught up with the reality star Thursday after he turned an episode of "Dancing with the Stars" into a pregnancy announcement…
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