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Gabby Williams hit a go-ahead 17-footer and the Golden State Valkyries rallied from 16 down to stun the Dallas Wings 77-73 in a wild Game 3.
Northwestern christened the new $875 million Ryan Field with a dominant 34-13 win over Penn State, racking up 413 rushing yards in the Big Ten clash.
Three college students face federal charges over alleged threats against Trump ahead of campus rally
Three University of South Alabama students face federal charges over alleged social media threats against President Donald Trump ahead of his rally on campus in Mobile.
Aaron Donald is ruled out with back soreness against the Eagles, but Sean McVay confirmed Puka Nacua will return from his hip injury Sunday.
TSA officers at New York's Watertown International Airport found a spent M18 smoke grenade inside a traveler's carry-on bag — and the person had a strange excuse.
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Anibal Alexander Canelon Aguirre, the FBI's first-ever cyber fugitive on its Ten Most Wanted list, pleaded not guilty to ATM jackpotting charges.
Donald Trump announced at a Mobile rally that he plans to attend the No. 7 Alabama vs. No. 2 Georgia showdown at Bryant-Denny Stadium on Oct. 10.
Andrei Kuzmenko revealed the emotional reason behind switching to jersey number 62 after his father's fatal bear attack during a fishing trip in Siberia.
Blue state councilman mocked after claiming self-driving cars are 'murdering' pets: 'Hide your cats'
One Minneapolis city council member's claims that Waymo cars are killing cats sparked widespread mockery as the city debates driverless vehicle rules.
Satire
While humanity was once pretty effective at executing criminals, we've stumbled a bit as of late.
U.S. — A poll conducted at several colleges revealed a deep worry among students that the Cornell University incident would ruin ketamine-fueled campus orgies for everyone else.
ROME, GA — Former congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene once again pointed her finger squarely at the Jews, this time accusing them of removing her brain.
The post Chump To Receive No Compensation For Rescuing Children From Fire appeared first on The Onion.
CAPERNAUM — After struggling to carefully lower their friend through the roof on his mat, the companions of the paralytic man figured it would probably be okay to just drop him.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to the attempted hijacking of FlyDubai Flight 1073, the Federal Bureau of Investigation reportedly formed an elite task force to determine if all these terrorist attacks can somehow be connected to a single ideology.
HOUSTON, TX — Local man Chip Wilson spent time in fervent prayer today in hopes that his wife's fever would break before it was time to make dinner that night.
ITHACA, NY — Immediately following her appointment as a special prosecutor to investigate the alleged sexual assault of a female student, New York Attorney General Letitia James announced that she was indicting President Donald Trump in the Cornell case.
LOS ANGELES—Smiling to himself as he reflected on all the years his mother and father had discouraged him from chasing his dream, local man Aaron Traylor told reporters Friday that his parents had been forced to eat crow ever since he made it as a Beetlejuice impersonator. “They told me I neede
AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND—Holding hands in a circle as candles flickered and water glasses trembled, employees of film discovery platform Letterboxd reportedly held a séance Friday to ask James Dean his four favorite movies. “Spirit of Mr. Dean, we’ve got the cameras rolling for our socials here,
Social media has ignited a recent surge in health-conscious Americans trying to up their fiber consumption. The Onion provides tips for maximizing the amount of fiber in your diet: Scrutinize food labels for phrases like “gut buster” and “organ hell.” Toast white bread to convert it to brown
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Six Flags Magic Mountain permanently closed its famous X2 roller coaster due to a history of riders incurring brain injuries, with some resulting in death. What do you think?
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CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these
Madonna took home seven awards at the VMAs on Sunday, making her the night’s biggest winner. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Madonna’s return to the spotlight. Age: Physically pains your mom to hear Biggest Hit: Goes on for a minute too long Philanthropic Cause: Tiny leather
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Sports
Which players have impressed since making a move over the summer? Sometimes a £17 million arrival does better than a £117 million one.
Manchester City striker Erling Haaland favors a move to Spain over Arsenal. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Gabby Williams scored 11 of her 19 points in the fourth quarter to help the Valkyries erase a 16-point second-half deficit and secure a spot in the WNBA semifinals with a 77-73 win over the Wings.
Get the latest Nebraska vs. Maryland odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 5, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
As his Panthers improved to 5-0 on Friday night with a 35-33 victory over the Virginia Tech Hokies, Pittsburgh coach Pat Narduzzi lobbied for his unranked team, sending a message to Associated Press Top 25 voters that he has "a hell of a football team."
Atlanta, Golden State, Las Vegas and New York are in the semifinals. Here's your one-stop shop for all the action.
Trevor Lawrence vs. Joe Burrow. New England looking to bounce back. There are 15 more games this week, and we have picks, predictions and more for all of them.
Tyler Adams will be the new captain of the United States men's national team, coach Mauricio Pochettino announced Friday.
Former Yale football coach Tony Reno, who stepped down after the 2025 season due to health issues, has died at the age of 52, the university announced.
As they continue to mull his trade request, the Detroit Red Wings moved Dylan Larkin to a non-roster injured reserve spot before Friday's 2-0 loss to the New York Rangers, a game the former captain was booed loudly in when he was shown on the video board.
Penguins forward Andrei Kuzmenko will change his jersey number to 62 in honor of his father, who was killed in a bear attack in Russia last week at age 62.
Get the latest Wisconsin vs. Michigan State odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 5, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
Get the latest Michigan vs. Minnesota odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 5, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
With one of the most talented rotations ever assembled and their struggling hitters finding their form, the Dodgers are set up to do what no National League team has before
The intensity of the USA's game against Mexico figures to be unlike anything any of the newcomers have seen before.
Court rulings in Kentucky and Ohio reversed the eligibility for multiple NCAA athletes, including Texas Tech QB Thomas Castellanos.
No Aaron Judge, no problem? That might be the case for the Yankees in the American League Division Series without Aaron Judge.
The Seattle Seahawks will be without rookie running back Jadarian Price for Week 4.
Will Aaron Judge be available for Game 1 for Yankees vs. Rays on Saturday? Here's the latest on the Yankees star.
The Dodgers and Braves will face off in the playoffs for the sixth time and the fifth time since 2010. Here's the history.
Tech
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Experiencing SOS mode on your iPhone 18 Pro Max with AT&T? Apple confirms a hardware issue and details who needs a replacement.
Uber and Lyft were sued by the state of California in 2020 for misclassifying employees as contractors.
The company also created its own smart home device, the Muse Home Link
Batomon Showdown is like Pokémon meets Super Auto Pets.
DHS agents not only tracked and intimidated people observing ICE activity in Maine, but stored information about them in a Palantir-built database, newly unsealed court filings say.
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There's an increasingly high cost to convenience.
A collaborative Instagram post between footwear line HeyDude and a University of Florida frat is sparking backlash due to sexual cyber-harassment allegations against two former members.
Not much else differentiates them, which isn't a bad thing.
Choosing between these two powerhouse tablets is probably simpler than you think.
But will it hurt creators clipping their own longform videos?
The league is releasing romance-style audio stories to promote games. Critics say it’s cheap pandering that doesn’t address toxic masculinity in the sport.
Paramount Skydance CEO David Ellison announced the new name in a social media post.
Many frontier labs keep their risky research locked away. Trillium Labs wants to show off its work when it comes to self-improvement and model behavior.
Entertainment
Gypsy Rose Blanchard dove into her life and what a possible future wedding to Ken Urker might look like on our "TMZ Podcast" ... just months before his sudden death. The social media star sat down with Charlie Neff back in May ... and the two…
Hollywood loves to embrace their inner superhero, so we're flashing you with their superpowers ... and super sexy looks! Can you guess who these babes are based on their famous curves? Scroll through our gallery and see if you can spot Livvy Dunne,…
Lethal Shooter has trained some of the biggest stars in Hollywood and sports, but now the social media sensation has his sights set on one of the most important figures in recent American history -- Barack Obama! The viral shooting coach -- real…
Debate rages over Jane Doe and the Cornell frat bros ... the question: Will they be charged? Plus, another tragedy for Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Tony Romo sacked at CBS, and Diddy's Bad Boy life in prison. So, we gotta ask ...
Grab your sneaks and work your way to Mr. Michael Strahan struttin' his stuff in New York City earlier this week ... Can you score the minor switches made to these two photos?! The hot zaddy looked back at the camera with a firm grip on a cup of…
Zach Bryan is making a pretty loud statement at Robert Kraft's Gillette Stadium … hitting the stage in a "Free Palestine" shirt …. just one week after the venue was at the center of Ed Sheeran's Macklemore controversy. Bryan performed Friday…
Thomas Matthew Crooks -- the 20-year-old who clipped President Trump's ear during a 2024 rally -- allegedly texted with an "unknown contact" about 3D-printed parts ... a little over a year before the assassination attempt. According to FBI Records…
The fired Portland Trail Blazers announcer is apologizing for the offensive tweets that got him sacked. Braiden Bell went on X to issue a brief, written apology, saying ... "I am deeply sorry for the language I used on Twitter. These tweets, while…
One of the men being sued over an alleged 2024 gang rape at Cornell University sued the college last March over the consequences he was hit with for the incident, TMZ has learned, and just days ago he lost his case. John Doe sued Cornell over the…
Gypsy Rose Blanchard's ex-husband Ryan Anderson is speaking out about the sudden death of her ex-fiancé Ken Urker. Ryan broke his silence to podcaster Sarah Fraser, saying that while he and Ken "never really saw eye-to-eye," he was still…
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