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• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
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Bert Bielema fired back at Greg Sankey and the SEC at Big Ten media days, saying they want to "live in 2005 forever" while NIL has leveled the field.
Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu vows to visit New York despite Mamdani's repeated calls for his arrest
Benjamin Netanyahu says he will visit New York City, despite Mayor Zohran Mamdani's repeated calls for his arrest under an ICC warrant.
Ukraine's Volodymyr Zelenskyy says Vladimir Putin is losing 30,000 soldiers per month and lost the initiative in the Ukraine war due to advancing mil-tech.
Kerri Rawson's ex-husband alleges the BTK serial killer's daughter warned him their children would be murdered, leading to a Florida injunction.
Footage shows crowds holding signs outside the Seattle Storm game as Sophie Cunningham fans rallied in support of her women's sports stance.
Kali Galanis testified that Melina Frattolin begged not to travel overseas with her father before the girl's death near Lake George, New York.
Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo's arrest was captured on bodycam video obtained by the New York post and released Tuesday.
Over 1,000 inmates at Ghezel Hesar Prison enter a third week of hunger strike against Iran's executions, with some sewing their lips shut in protest.
Bryan Kohberger's stunning claims draw fiery response from defense expert who uncovered key evidence
A former Kohberger defense expert claims mystery hairs found at the murder scene were not Kohberger’s, raising new questions as he seeks to withdraw his guilty plea in court.
Three new laws restrict cooperation between Maine law enforcement and ICE, including limiting cooperation with federal immigration officials.
Satire
BOISE, ID — The credentials of one local man were called into question, as the so-called Christian Nationalist had yet to post anything overtly hateful on social media today.
LOS ANGELES, CA — At the request of Hollywood executives, the California state government opened an inquiry into possible infiltration of the film industry by honest God-fearing, law-abiding American citizens who reject Communism.
A viral trend called “tanmaxxing” is encouraging Gen Z to ignore the documented risks associated with prolonged UV exposure and forgo sunscreen in pursuit of darker tans. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding tanning. MYTH: Tanning is bad for your skin. FACT: Lizards lay in t
FLORENCE, SC — The $200,000 invested by the Benson family on their son Brayden's travel baseball team finally paid off, as he earned a $500 scholarship to Florence-Darlington Technical College.
FLORENCE — Japanese tourist Keiko Haruto was instantly shamed by her friends and family after it was discovered that he had only taken roughly five hundred million photos during her European vacation.
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to support his children as they attempted to distance themselves from their difficult upbringing, actor Brad Pitt announced on Monday that he was dropping his surname in solidarity with his family. “I understand why my kids want no part of ‘Pitt,’ and if they don’
CHICAGO, IL — Atlanta Dream forward Angel Reese won the prestigious WNBA Layup Contest after successfully making one.
The post Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Chief Medical Advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci admitted to those close to him that he was starting to think that perhaps keeping a detailed daily "Perjury Diary" was a bad idea.
WORLD — Across the globe this past weekend, dozens of people had the great fortune to hear someone shouting "God is the greatest!" in Arabic, a sure sign that something really good was happening.
The post Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick appeared first on The Onion.
CHICAGO—Pulling out their phones to capture footage of the extraordinary event, lucky participants in a Chicago architecture tour reportedly witnessed a rare live feeding of the Willis Tower on Monday. “In my 20 years of leading tours in the Windy City, I’ve never seen anything quite like this
GRAND JUNCTION, CO—Pausing as he lifted a forkful of lettuce and baby spinach toward his mouth, local man Logan Barger reportedly took a moment Monday to appreciate what a good boy he was being as he ate his salad. “Wow, look at all these greens, not to mention the cucumber slices and the cherry
The Onion selects the best books to take on vacation this year.
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Whether you’re out on the town or throwing a cozy event at home, karaoke can be a fun and cathartic group activity. The Onion shares tips for your next karaoke night. Hold the microphone one to two inches into your mouth. Pick a crowd-pleasing oldie that everyone knows, like “Greensleeves” o
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Sports
UEFA is set to hold an emergency meeting this week, sources told ESPN, to discuss plans, including a potential World Cup boycott, to oppose a FIFA proposal to raise $20 billion from a sale of equity to outside investors.
49ers coach Kyle Shanahan wanted to make clear he was at fault for the car accident that left him with serious injuries two weeks ago.
Follow-up tests Tuesday on new Red Sox INF Curtis Mead revealed a fractured left wrist.
Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Shane Bieber, a former Cy Young Award winner, issued walks to six of the nine batters he faced Tuesday night, including three with the bases loaded, before departing after two-thirds of an inning against the Washington Nationals.
Jets quarterback Geno Smith said he regretted being a "distraction" to the team after a dispute last month with a former girlfriend went viral on social media and resulted in a police investigation.
Speaking on the first day of his conference's media days gathering, Big Ten commissioner Tony Petitti on Tuesday doubled down on his league's push for a 24-team College Football Playoff in time for 2027, saying "the faster it goes, the easier it will be."
The Los Angeles Chargers quarterback recently starred in his now-fiancee's music video for her song "lovergirl."
The Browns and five-time Pro Bowl cornerback Denzel Ward reached agreement on a two-year, $62.2 million deal that includes $52.3 million guaranteed, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter and NFL Network's Ian Rapoport.
Klint Kubiak said veteran QB Kirk Cousins will open training camp as the Raiders' starter, in front of No. 1 pick Fernando Mendoza.
Whether improving a playoff seed or carrying momentum into the offseason, finishing strong is a priority.
All 32 teams across the NFL have reported to training camp. Here's what to know about what happened across the league on Tuesday.
Micah Parsons is on the PUP list to start training camp. Here's what to know about the Packers' star's injury.
Jacob Misiorowski has increased his gap as the NL Cy Young favorite. Check out the latest.
Pete Crow-Armstrong is closing the gap on Shohei Ohtani in the National League MVP race. Check out the biggest risers and fallers from the past week.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
The Cleveland Browns and Denzel Ward have agreed on a two-year, $62.2 million extension that will make him the league's highest paid cornerback.
USA legends-turned-World Cup broadcasters Jozy Altidore and Clint Dempsey weigh in on the tournament's legacy.
Big Ten commissioner Tony Pettiti believes a 24-team playoff increases the prestige for college football's postseason.
Jalen Carter and Denzel Ward were the latest players to become the highest-paid stars at their respective position.
Let's make some predictions on where the top trade candidates will land before the Aug. 3 deadline.
Tech
In a new disclosure, OpenAI says its agent used exposed logins to gain access to at least four “publicly available services” in its unhinged quest to solve a test.
It's part of a national security strategy to kickstart domestic production of emerging technology.
How much could a single underscore in a username really matter? Just ask Brandon Klayme, who served 18 months in prison before realizing how authorities arrested, charged, and convicted the wrong man.
Ina and David Steiner will receive compensation after a 2019 campaign to silence their critiques of the company.
A new lawsuit accuses Tesla of overextending the safety operators overseeing its robotaxis.
A thousand workers from OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, Meta and more have signed the letter.
For months on end, eBay employees and contractors made life hell for a couple that had criticized the company. Six years later, the company is finally paying up.
Double Fine lays off about a third of its staff.
Donald Trump’s base has been increasingly spilt. Laura Loomer’s sudden embrace of Ukraine has only widened that divide.
Make a plan before you use the new Apple Upgrade program to avoid potential fees down the road.
The CW's live sports programming is coming to ESPN on August 4.
The retro console is still a favorite for gamers who appreciate simplicity of older tech but still want online play.
The HBO Max app now has shorts, because everything needs to have shorts.
60-60 is a good rule of thumb for protecting your hearing.
Veo is launching accessibility-focused electric tricycles in Denver, with plans to put its e-trikes on the streets nationwide.
Your mom never gets you a thoughtless gift, so you shouldn’t get her one, either. Here’s every cool gift WIRED writers would give their mothers.
Should you splurge on the new Series 11, or will the SE 3 do? Let us help you figure out which version to get (and which to avoid).
Let them pick out their own hiking boots. Instead, try gifting a useful blade or a nature journal to delight your outdoorsy friend.
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In 2023, the Times sued OpenAI and Microsoft for copyright infringement. They’ve since spent more than $20 million on the case, and publisher A.G. Sulzberger has no plans to stop fighting it.
Entertainment
Nolan Wells’ mother, Christine Wells-Wonsley, is making moves in court to get her hands on her late son’s social media accounts, TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained court docs filed by Christine on Tuesday, revealing she fired off subpoenas to…
Emily Willis' family has reached a $3 Million settlement with the Malibu rehab facility where the former adult film star suffered catastrophic brain damage and was left permanently disabled. Willis' mom and legal guardian, Yesenia Cooper, sued…
Afroman is suing one of the Ohio sheriff's deputies who previously took him to court over videos mocking a raid on the rapper's home. The rapper filed a malicious prosecution lawsuit Monday against former Adams County Sheriff’s Sgt. Brian…
Jeana Keough is unable to speak as she battles tongue cancer and endures the brutal side effects of treatment. "The Real Housewives of Orange County" alum's daughter, Kara Bosworth, shared the difficult update Monday, saying her mom's tongue and…
A wife was allegedly murdered alongside her 6 kids ... 2 years after posting online that her husband was having an affair with a younger intern. According to law enforcement, Kristopher Karolkiewicz shot and killed his wife, Amanda "Mandy"…
Emilie Kiser's doing some soul searching ... because she's getting roasted online for having her 16-month-old son, Teddy, in a boat without a life jacket. What's worse is this comes a little over a year after her 3-year-old son, Trigg, was found…
Tony Romo told cops he was on his way to meet his grandma and grandpa when he was pulled over and ultimately busted for OWI ... newly released body camera footage shows. In the video, obtained by TMZ, the former Dallas Cowboys quarterback tells the…
Gruesome photos of Celeste Rivas' dismembered and decomposing remains were shown during D4vd's preliminary hearing ... but testimony about the unimaginable smell was just as powerful. Dr. Grant Ho of the Los Angeles County Department of Medical…
Prosecutors presented what they described as an 18-month text message trail between D4vd and Celeste Rivas … arguing the exchanges documented the progression of their relationship from pregnancy scares, abortion discussions and plans to live…
Sen. Mark Kelly says President Trump doesn't care about making Americans' lives better ... because all Trump cares about is "bull**** and corruption." Charlie got the Senator from Arizona Tuesday in D.C. and asked if a Democratic prez would have…
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