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Neville Roy Singham and 20 others face potential depositions as the House Ways and Means Committee escalates its probe into nonprofit foreign funding.
Nearly 80% of public school teachers are women, and millions of boys grow up without fathers at home, raising urgent questions about male role models.
White House chief of staff Susie Wiles discusses how her doctor's insistence on an early mammogram caught her aggressive breast cancer in time.
Jaxson Dart had knee surgery on Sept. 25, but a surgeon told OutKick a playoff return is possible if the New York Giants reach the postseason.
Vincent Battiloro's own dashcam footage allegedly shows him turning to follow two New Jersey teens before the fatal e-bike crash on Burnside Avenue.
The federal warrant for Ilhan Omar's DC home raid was reportedly signed by a judge who donated to Hillary Clinton, undermining claims of political revenge.
The European Parliament voted 'historic' 381-167 to condemn Islamist entryism and Muslim Brotherhood influence as critics say the hard part will be converting the resolution into legislation.
Ondas CEO Eric Brock says the real challenge isn't building autonomous drones and counter-drone weapons but manufacturing them at massive scale.
A legal gap in Indiana's juvenile jurisdiction law delayed murder charges for nearly two decades in the stabbing deaths of Blake and Chynna Dickus.
The American Culture Quiz is a weekly test of our national traits, trends, history and people. This time, test your knowledge of culinary curveballs, airport antics and a lot more.
Satire
SAN CLEMENTE, CA — With uncontained wildfires blazing outside Orange County, an updated tally shows that God has pulled back even with Governor Gavin Newsom in the race to destroy California.
In an effort to lower gas prices ahead of the midterm elections, President Trump agreed to temporarily lift sanctions on Russian diesel exports. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the energy deal struck with Russian President Vladimir Putin. Q: What brought the deal about? A: Trump r
TOPEKA, KS — Vexed by the high price of gasoline, local man Aaron Barnett decided to cast his vote for America to start castrating kids again.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Press Secretary Katie Zacharia dressed up in an adorable lawyer costume for a Halloween party this weekend.
The post ‘Whalefall’ Star Stuns On Red Carpet In 40,000-Gallon Tank appeared first on The Onion.
LOS ANGELES—Stating that it was about time they got serious about their future as a couple, actress Sydney Sweeney reportedly told record executive Scooter Braun Friday that she was open to converting to the B-list for him. “I really want this relationship to work, and if that means skipping the
WASHINGTON—Calling off the event that some had labeled “controversial,” President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was canceling the planned livestream execution of Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA). “I still believe it would have been a strong deterrent for the world to witness how America deals
NIKUMARORO, KIRIBATI—Claiming to have finally solved the longstanding mystery surrounding the missing aviator’s ultimate fate, a team of Purdue University researchers announced Friday they had found new evidence suggesting Amelia Earhart was accepted into crab society and lived the rest of her l
LONDON—Thanking HBO for the opportunity to provoke all over again, Girls creator Lena Dunham announced Friday that the series was coming back for five more controversies. “So much has changed in the world since the show ended nine years ago, and I’m excited to see what negative press we can dr
ST. LOUIS—Drawing skeptical gazes from onlookers for their peculiar approach to resolving conflicts, a weird family at a local bistro reportedly settled a series of disputes calmly and respectfully Friday. “It’s crazy—they spoke one at a time, listened to what everyone else was saying, apolo
COLUMBUS, OH—As they ran freely between tables and emitted a powerful odor of sweat, grass, and damp polyester, a youth soccer team was stinking up an entire Red Robin following a morning tournament, restaurant patrons confirmed Saturday. “They’re climbing over the backs of the seats, throwin
Department of Homeland Security agents raided the home of Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), prompting accusations of political retribution by the Trump administration ahead of the midterm elections. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Interrupting a heated discussion about national cybersecurity vulnerabilities with a series of high-pitched squeals, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly spent Thursday’s Cabinet meeting somersaulting across the conference room in excited pursuit of his
Sports
Junior Caminero, Yandy Diaz and Jonathan Aranda combined to go 6-for-14 with five RBIs as the Rays tied the ALCS at 2-2 with Saturday's 7-3 win over Cleveland.
Darian Mensah threw for 326 yards and three touchdowns, and No. 3 Miami held on to beat archrival Florida State 43-35 in double overtime Saturday night.
The Big 12 said it incorrectly ended Saturday night's game between BYU and Notre Dame and that the Irish should have had another second on the clock to run a final play.
With a defensive stop that concluded in the end zone on the game's final play, No. 8 BYU outlasted No. 2 Notre Dame to preserve a riveting 28-24 victory Saturday, the Fighting Irish's first loss of the season and a win that moved to Cougars to 6-0.
The Valkyries hold off the Dream 68-64 in Game 1 of the WNBA Finals.
The Eagles have placed Jalen Hurts on injured reserve after consultations with numerous doctors and experts, sources told ESPN and NFL Network.
Auburn, led by QB Byrum Brown's dominant running game, upset No. 1 Georgia after taking advantage of a key fumble by Gunner Stockton with 58 seconds left.
There were some incredible college football scenes on Saturday. Here's the best sights from a special day in the ever-chaotic sport we all love.
A military service member was transported to a hospital after he fell while attempting to rappel from the rafters of the Alamodome during a pregame demonstration before UTSA's football game against Navy on Saturday.
Liverpool have spent big over the past two summer transfer windows with little to show for it. Why has their recruitment gone so wrong?
FOX Sports' RJ Young shares his latest college football rankings after an upset-heavy Week 7.
Top NFL DFS picks for Week 6, including value plays, lineup strategy and sleepers to target for your daily fantasy roster this week.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 6 Rams vs. Cardinals game, as well as information on how to watch.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the NFL Week 6 Texans and Jaguars game.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 6 Giants vs. Saints game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 6 Falcons vs. Bears game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 6 Colts vs. Titans game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 6 Browns vs. Ravens game, as well as information on how to watch.
The big bats finally showed up as the Rays evened things up with the Guardians in the ALCS.
Jeremiah Smith keeps rewriting the Big Ten record books. See how his latest historic performance moved the Heisman Trophy odds after Week 6.
Tech
When you need something that’s as mannishly masculinized as you can get for the Man™ in your life, we have you covered.
Amid a wave of backlash, some industry-friendly groups are employing creative and time-tested strategies to woo the youth.
Adult performers are questioning why Meta allows its AI agent to sext while restricting their social media accounts.
The Valerion VisionMaster Max 4K Projector delivers superb blacks, great brightness, and more adjustment capabilities than many users need.
Some of the many variants sold today promise to penetrate our gray matter, but biology isn’t in the habit of respecting marketing declarations.
As coastlines change, so do surf breaks. That may spell the end for premier waves and the tourist economies that depend on them.
These accessories add personality to your Apple headphones case, make them easy to find, and offer some protection, too.
Swapping SIM cards isn't something you'll do all the time, but when it does come up, you should do it carefully.
Your Nintendo Switch 2 is made to project its display to a TV. If it's not working, there are some things you should check.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman wants a humanoid that can operate in a world designed for people, though the CEO says a robot 'brain' is a much bigger challenge.
Samsung's latest software update commitment for its tablets is great, but older devices can't take advantage of it.
Everyone getting online at the same time can slam the network, but working around these slowdowns is possible with a few tricks.
Smart home products most often harness Wi-Fi to function. But what can you do if you lose internet frequently?
What your PC is doing in the background doesn't need to be a mystery. Learn about what's happening and how to spot when something looks wrong.
Older PlayStations may be past their prime, but there are several ways you can make use of these consoles.
Here are some of the other, older vehicles that use fans for downforce like the Tesla Roadster does.
At least there's still Assassin's Creed Jade to look forward to.
Canada’s planned surveillance law is the latest grim step in a series of threats to encryption that are spreading around the world.
Shorter days don’t have to spell trouble for your houseplants. These are the lights we’ve used and loved in our own homes.
We tested some of the most popular automatic dry- and wet-food pet feeders to see which ones are worth the money.
Entertainment
"Happy Days" star Anson Williams is facing some not-so-happy news in court ... a judge has ordered him to cough up more than $40K to his ex-wife over unpaid divorce obligations. According to court documents, obtained by TMZ, Anson must pay his ex,…
It's Lindsey Vonn's birthday ... which means we just have to have an Olympic-level celebration! The skier had a rocky start to 2026, but she's been bouncing back beautifully. So, why not ring in her 42nd year with some hot shots as impressive as…
Sunday Slay is back with American martial artist and actress Rayna Vallandingham ... proving she's a total knockout both on and off the mat! You may know her as Zara Malik from Season 6 of Netflix's "Cobra Kai," but behold, 'cuz underneath that…
From pumpkin patch outings to carving up some Halloween fun, your fave celebs are getting into the fall spirit -- and they've got the pics to prove it! Check out the pics -- Asian Doll and her precious lil' pumpkin are the pick of the patch, and…
Alex Volkanovski and Islam Makhachev are planning to link up again, but this time it'll be far from the UFC Octagon... 'cause the featherweight champ says Cooking With Volk is getting a special guest! Volkanovski chopped it up with Babcock from his…
President Donald Trump is busting his butt on the campaign trail for John Husted ... while he apparently still can't get the Senate hopeful's own rear end out of his mind. The prez appeared in Highland Heights, Kentucky, as part of the Republican…
A mother in Oregon's reaction to learning the news about the Silver Rail Elementary School shooting was caught by a Ring camera ... and it captured the genuine fear she clearly felt. The new video -- obtained by CNN -- shows Gretchen Miller running…
James Wehr's car -- the one that crashed, killing both him and a woman named Lexi Kramer -- caught fire suddenly while in storage ... according to cops. The Irvine Police Department revealed Saturday ... the front of the car "spontaneously ignited…
Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts will be out for an unspecified amount of time ... because he's dealing with a blood clot. The team put Hurts on the injured reserve list Saturday ... sources revealed to ESPN and NFL Network. Philadelphia…
Cordarrelle Patterson -- the four-time Pro Bowl running back and kick return specialist -- has been arrested ... TMZ has learned. The former NFL standout was booked into a Tennessee jail early Saturday morning on a domestic assault charge. He was…
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