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Heidi Klum was barely recognizable at Coachella in a jet black wig and sheer white gown, dubbing her desert look "Techno Hexen" on social media Saturday.
President Trump said Iran’s navy has been destroyed and confirms a sweeping oil blockade, while sharply criticizing NATO allies and warning U.S. support for the alliance faces scrutiny.
Doc Rivers is out as Milwaukee Bucks head coach, ESPN reports, ending an underwhelming season with a 32-50 record and no NBA playoff appearance.
President Donald Trump accused Pope Leo XIV of being "terrible" on foreign policy as the pontiff continues to criticize the U.S.-Israeli war on Iran and call for peace.
An Indiana couple was arrested and hit with neglect and murder charges after their starving toddler died from eating diapers and drywall to survive.
Rep. Eric Swalwell dropped his bid for California governor after a growing number of Democrats called on him to step aside following a bombshell report.
Sen. Mark Warner declined to say whether Rep. Eric Swalwell should resign from Congress amid sexual misconduct allegations from multiple women Sunday.
Senior Middle East advisor warns Iran could use Houthi proxies to blockade the Bab al-Mandeb strait if the U.S. blocks the Strait of Hormuz.
Bruce Springsteen's former drummer Vini Lopez speaks out against the Boss's anti-Trump rhetoric, saying everyone should respect the president.
Britney Spears voluntarily admitted herself into a treatment facility over the weekend, nearly one month after her arrest for allegedly driving under the influence.
Satire
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AUGUSTA, GA—Saluting the illustrious sportscasters for their passionate work over the course of nearly 40 years in the Augusta National Golf Club broadcast booth, CBS officials announced Sunday that longtime commentators Captain Cooter and the Gooch would be retiring upon conclusion of the 2026 Ma
SACRAMENTO, CA — After being accused of multiple counts of sexual assault, Representative Eric Swalwell issued a fierce denial today, insisting that he never assaulted any of the Chinese spies he slept with.
KANSAS CITY, MO — Kansas City Royals manager Matt Quatraro pinned the team's loss on local fan Jim Greller, who failed to put on his lucky socks today.
U.S. — A group of sports science experts have ruled that a game cannot be classified as a sport if it is possible to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes while playing.
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A new study revealed that sharks in the Bahamas tested positive for cocaine, caffeine, painkillers, and other substances, with such contaminants increasingly found in tourism-driven marine environments. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—In an effort to refute what she described as utterly vile attacks on her character, Melania Trump slammed baseless reports this week that linked her to the wrong wealthy pedophile. “Let me clear: While I have deep ties to a certain affluent individual and secret societies involved in
SAN ANSELMO, CA—Feeling surprised and delighted by his former employee’s success, Star Wars creator George Lucas reportedly called Darth Maul on Friday to congratulate the Sith Lord on his new Disney+ series. “Hey man, I know it’s been a while since we talked, but I just wanted to say I sa
NEW YORK—Saying that it was truly sinking in that he had finally made it to the big leagues, New York Mets rookie Carson Benge told reporters Friday he still couldn’t believe the sunflower seeds in the dugout were free. “It’s honestly insane—you can just take them. As many as you want. Nob
More artists are banning phones at their shows. The Onion examines the pros and cons of phone-free concerts. PRO Phone finally gets some alone time Get to give full attention to jumbotron screen Brings back thousands of professional bootlegger jobs Plenty of other ways to make not-invited friend
Sports
Milwaukee and New Orleans are looking for long-term coaching fits. Here's what lies ahead for each franchise.
The Eastern and Western Conference playoff brackets have been set after Sunday's games.
The green jacket is Rory McIlroy's again. He won the Masters on Sunday by one shot, becoming the first back-to-back winner since Tiger Woods in 2001-02.
Cooper Flagg, the No. 1 pick and Rookie of the Year favorite, sustained the injury early in the second quarter of the Mavericks' regular-season finale.
Giannis Antetokounmpo gave contradicting messages about his future after a disappointing Bucks season, expressing frustration with where the Bucks are at while also not ruling out the possibility of a return.
Mikal Bridges' consecutive games played streak reached 638 in Sunday's season finale, after the Knicks wing played all of 23 seconds before leaving the game.
Former Miami defensive end and 2026 NFL draft prospect Rueben Bain Jr. was involved in an auto accident in 2024 in which a passenger later died because of injuries sustained in the crash, according to a report published on Sunday.
After Washington's 3-0 loss to Pittsburgh on Sunday, Capitals star Alex Ovechkin, considering retirement after the season, waved off potential farewell handshakes with Sidney Crosby and the rest of the Penguins, who lingered after the win to salute him.
Christian Yelich left the Milwaukee Brewers' game against the Washington Nationals on Sunday with tightness in his left hamstring.
Dillon Thieneman and Monroe Freeling have drastically boosted their stock since the start of last season. Who else has climbed the board?
The NBA playoffs are here. Check out the odds for each play-in and first-round series, as well as what to know about the matchups.
The NCAA men's college basketball transfer portal is officially open. Here are the top 20 players who have entered.
The college basketball transfer portal officially opened on April 7, and we're keeping up with all the moves here.
Inside Ty Gibbs’ First NASCAR Cup Win 🏁
It was a big day at Bristol for Ty Gibbs, as he got into Victory Lane for the first time ever in his NASCAR Cup Series career.
Ryan Day's embraced the expectations that Ohio State fans have put him by placing similar expectations on his roster.
The Milwaukee Brewers could be losing another one of their top hitters to a long-term injury as Christian Yelich left Sunday's game with a hamstring injury.
Here are the results from Week 3 of the 2026 UFL season.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules for all eight teams, plus results.
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Tech
Apple may be late to the smart glasses market, but it could be covering all its bases with up to four potential styles for its upcoming product. According to Bloomberg's Mark Gurman, Apple could launch some or all of the four styles it's currently testing for its smart glasses.
Gurman reported Apple
Immigration and Customs Enforcement has a certain Redditor in its crosshairs and it's now strong-arming the social media platform to reveal who they are with a grand jury subpoena, according to a report from The Intercept. The nonprofit news outlet was able to obtain the subpoena that ordered Reddit
The feud between Elon Musk and OpenAI is getting even more contentious as the two sides get ready for trial later this month. The latest development in the legal back-and-forth saw OpenAI accuse Elon Musk and his latest proposals as a "legal ambush," as first reported by Bloomberg. OpenAI filed its
Bike shop mechanics have lost fingers and their shirts while repairing ebikes of dubious origins. Make sure yours is repairable and third-party certified.
AMC’s new black comedy about a manchild tech titan spinning out of control is a skewering Silicon Valley’s billionaire class deserves.
Whether you want a detachable tablet or a laptop screen that spins, these 2-in-1 devices manage to balance being both a tablet and a laptop.
Nice ice is big business, but you can get perfectly clear cubes at home without freezing your assets.
As debates over social media addiction rage, people with extreme screen times tell WIRED they have no plans to cut back.
This compact pool robot keeps its price down, but its performance doesn’t match that of more capable cleaners.
The first rule of coffee is that it must stay hot. After weeks or even years of testing, these are the three coffee warmers that will best keep it that way.
An experienced hacking group has claimed to have infiltrated Rockstar Games' cloud servers, while the game publisher has confirmed that there was a "third-party data breach." ShinyHunters, a hacker group that's been linked to data breaches targeting Microsoft, Google, Ticketmaster and others, posted
Tesla's Full Self-Driving (Supervised) is ready to make its European debut, and it's starting with the Netherlands. According to Tesla Europe, the automaker's driver assistance system was approved in the Netherlands and will start rolling out shortly. RDW, the country's regulatory authority on vehic
IBM has agreed to settle the US Department of Justice's accusations that the company violated civil rights laws with its DEI practices. According to a press release from the DOJ, IBM will pay more than $17 million to resolve allegations of taking "race, color, national origin, or sex" into account w
Spring has certainly sprung here at Engadget. Well, it has in terms of reviews, at least. We’ve put over a dozen devices through their paces since my last roundup, which gives you a lot to catch up on over the weekend. Read on for the rundown of all the reviews you might’ve missed.
ASUS ZenBook
Step into the shoes of the strongest, goodest boy in a game that is beautiful, baffling, and impossible to put down.
This hair dye printer promises hundreds of shades. It couldn't even manage two.
XChat is now on the App Store, where its listing says that it’s expected to be available for download on April 17. This isn’t the same IRC app from the early aughts, which you may remember if you’re of a certain age. This is a messaging app specifically for X users. X chief Elon Musk first tal
After conducting long-term testing on both the MacBook Neo and MacBook Air, I have a good idea who should buy which laptop.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. As always, we're here to tell you about a bunch of new games you can play this weekend, as well as several upcoming titles. The latest edition of the Triple-i Initiative showcase was packed with cool stuff, including a first
The Orion capsule carrying the Artemis II astronauts has successfully splashed down off the coast of San Diego at 8:07PM Eastern time on April 10. It signals the conclusion of Artemis II’s 10-day journey around the moon, which is meant to be a test flight for a future mission that would bring hum
Entertainment
Congressman Eric Swalwell's run for governor of California has come to a screeching halt ... amid allegations of sexual assault. Swalwell made the announcement on X, writing, "I am suspending my campaign for Governor." He continued ... "To my…
Kourtney Kardashian Barker's ultra-exclusive Camp Poosh just got a brutal reality check -- courtesy of Mother Nature. A viral TikTok shows the fancy wellness retreat getting absolutely rocked by a desert sandstorm during Coachella 2026 weekend.…
Lifestyle influencer Ashlee Jenae died during a trip to Tanzania earlier this month ... and now her family is demanding answers. In a statement released Sunday, the family writes that Ashlee -- whose real name was Ashly Robinson -- was celebrating…
Congressman Eric Swalwell is dealing with a growing pile of legal headaches ... he's now being investigated by the Department of Homeland Security. New complaints allege Swalwell employed a Brazilian nanny whose work authorization may have expired,…
Chappell Roan was "Hot to Go" at Coachella 2026 over the weekend ... resurfacing in public for the first time since her security guard fiasco last month. The Grammy winner went with a pirate vibe, wearing a gold and black vest and a tiered skirt,…
Everyone can agree braids are the hottest hairstyle for Coachella ... just take it from the stars themselves! From Kendall Jenner's braided pigtails to Alessandra Ambrosio's money piece plaits and more, celebs have loved sporting the style. Can't…
Britney Spears is in rehab for substance abuse ... TMZ has learned. She checked in a few days ago somewhere in the United States. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... people close to the singer had been urging her to check herself in and she…
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Bezos aren't just talking about babies ... they're already living in their own little love bubble. The couple, who tied the knot in 2025, are making headlines again after Lauren jokingly said during an interview with…
Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton made a low-key link-up in the desert at Coachella. The reality mogul and the Formula 1 star were spotted together Saturday night, taking in Justin Bieber's headlining set while moving through the crowd with…
Pete Davidson is keeping it VERY real about dad life ... and as usual, he's doing it with a punchline. According to audio, obtained by TMZ ... the comedian -- who recently welcomed a baby with girlfriend Elsie Hewitt -- joked during a comedy show…