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Iran expert reveals receiving Hitler's Mein Kampf as school prize, exposing the Islamic Republic's alleged indoctrination system using schools and mosques.
Nancy Pelosi defended her contrasting positions on military strikes, supporting Barack Obama's Libya attacks while condemning Donald Trump's Operation Epic Fury.
Virginia prosecutor faces criticism after allegedly dangerous illegal immigrant with 30+ arrests kills mother despite repeated police warnings about the suspect.
New York City crime hits record lows in early 2026, but subway violence, homelessness and police shortages spark ongoing debate over Mayor Zohran Mamdani's approach.
Kristi Noem will join President Donald Trump and 12 Latin American leaders at his Doral resort for Saturday’s "Shield of the Americas" summit on regional security partnerships.
Rumors swirl that fired Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem may challenge Sen. Mike Rounds in 2026 South Dakota primary after Trump dismissal.
The semi-annual time change that happens every spring and fall provides safety reminders for smoke detector batteries and creates a national synchronization event.
Comedian Max Amini on his stand-up journey, headlining sold-out Madison Square Garden show and speaking out against the Islamic Republic's treatment of the Iranian people.
Shop this weekend's best Amazon deals on spring cleaning essentials, tech upgrades, kitchen favorites and more — all at limited-time prices.
Debate erupted on Capitol Hill over Trump's Iran strikes as lawmakers in Congress debate whether they amount to a war that should require congressional say-so.
Satire
Kristi Noem was fired from her post as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security and will be replaced by Senator Markwayne Mullin (R-OK), the embattled Noem’s exit following intense public backlash to her handling of Trump’s immigration crackdown and mishandling of department funds. What
WASHINGTON—Characterizing her new role in the middle of an Iowa corn field as a better fit for her skill set, the White House announced Friday that former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem had been reassigned as a scarecrow at the USDA. “While she clearly struggled in her prior position, w
NEW YORK, NY — After months of mounting concern over her apparent change in viewpoints on geopolitical matters, popular commentator and podcaster Megyn Kelly reportedly went back to normal after eating a Snickers.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The United States State Department issued an evacuation order for the U.S. embassy located in downtown Minneapolis on Friday, citing concerns over the safety of American citizens in the area.
WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay their son’s cell phone bill if he dies at war. “You may be grieving at first, but, believe m
U.S. — As the Trump cabinet experienced a significant changing of the guard, new Department of Homeland Security nominee Markwayne Mullin surged in popularity among the American people after vowing to deport liberal white ladies.
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Longtime Justice Department employee Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Washington, D.C., was arrested and charged in a child pornography case and is facing federal criminal charges in Maryland. What do you think?
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Voting in local elections is key to democracy. The Onion shares tips for researching candidates on the ballot in your community. First, learn the name of the town or city you live in, and ideally the state as well. Decide exactly how important it is to you that your vote is informed. Ensure your p
NEW YORK—Jeopardizing the fate of what could be a landmark federal antitrust trial, U.S. prosecutors were reportedly unable to attend the Live Nation trial Friday after scalpers bought every ticket. “Ah, shit, I promised my daughter I was going to prosecute Live Nation for her birthday,” said
LONDON—Faced with continuing public outrage over the former prince’s ties to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, the British royal family on Friday quietly removed Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s popular line of salad dressings from stores. “For decades, British consumers have associated Andre
WASHINGTON—Having abandoned his pledge not to let construction interfere with the plane’s existing structure or aerodynamic design, President Donald Trump defended on Thursday his decision to add a “magnificent” neoclassical ballroom to Air Force One. Trump, who appeared dismissive of photos
Statistically speaking, not every wedding is going to be magical.
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Sports
Tottenham Hotspur could replace manager Igor Tudor soon, while Barcelona eye Spurs' most promising young defender. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Is Baltimore a contender? What's next for Las Vegas? Answering six questions about the Maxx Crosby trade.
The Ravens have won the Maxx Crosby sweepstakes, beating out the Cowboys and others by sending 2026 and 2027 first-round picks to the Raiders for the star pass rusher, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Aaron Judge hit a two-run homer and Brice Turang had three hits and four RBI to lead the United States to a 15-5 win over Brazil in its World Baseball Classic opener Friday night.
Celtics star Jayson Tatum said he felt anxious in his first game in 298 days but was able to relax and finished with 15 points, 12 rebounds and seven assists in a 120-100 win over the Mavs.
Victor Wembanyama said he had "zero left" physically but was all smiles after the Spurs overcame a 25-point deficit to stun the Clippers 116-112 on Friday night.
President Donald Trump on Friday said he will write an executive order within a week that will "solve all of the problems" brought forth in an unprecedented meeting at the White House to address the future of college sports.
The Bears found a new starting center, acquiring Garrett Bradbury from the Patriots in exchange for a 2027 fifth-round pick, a source told ESPN.
No. 5 Vanderbilt's slim hopes for a No. 1 seed in the NCAA tournament all but ended with Friday night's 89-78 defeat to Ole Miss, a loss that included head coach Shea Ralph getting ejected for arguing with officials in the fourth quarter.
The final week was a fun one, with some late shockers. Here's who feels great now -- and who might not.
Team USA pulled away from a surprisingly tough Brazilian squad at the World Baseball Classic.
Manny Ramirez watched his son Lucas Ramirez hit a leadoff home run for Brazil against the United States in the World Baseball Classic.
Seth Lugo has made a successful return to the World Baseball Classic.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
What's happened and what's in store at the World Baseball Classic on Friday, March 6.
Joan Laporta has labelled Barcelona star Lamine Yamal a "genial" talent, insisting the 17-year-old has no ceiling.
Robert Lewandowski has finally opened up on his future at Barcelona as his current contract at Camp Nou nears its expiry date, sparking intense speculation across the footballing world.
Maxx Crosby is off the board. The Raiders have reportedly traded the star to the Ravens.
Here's how to watch Team USA vs. Great Britain at the World Baseball Classic on Saturday on FOX.
Joey Logano is switching gears this weekend for the Desert Double in Phoenix, and the speed he's seen so far is "ridiculous."
Tech
The best new shoes in this hybrid, niche footwear style can take you from your front door, down the asphalt, and into the trees.
For an electric car to survive in this incentive-free, tariff-laden, emissions-loving world, it has to be very, very good. It also helps if it's priced right, and looking great doesn't hurt either. Unfortunately for BMW's latest EV, the i3 sedan, we still can't say much about those last two questio
Anthropic is reportedly trying to reach a new deal with the US Defense Department, which could prevent the government from labeling it a supply chain risk. According to Financial Times and Bloomberg, Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei has resumed talks with the agency over the use of its AI models. In parti
Nothing has announced its latest premium midrange device, the Phone 4a Pro. The company says it's the thinnest full-metal phone on the market, measuring in at 7.95mm. It also looks notably different from the prior A-series phones – and pretty much any of the company's phones to date.
It features a
Rock your inner jock with a pair of sturdy, sweatproof, and tangle-proof headphones. Here are our favorites.
While music streaming apps like Bandcamp, Spotify and Deezer have taken steps to inform users about AI-generated content, we haven't heard much out of Apple Music in that regard. However, Apple Music has now introduced "Transparency Tags" designed to show listeners if any elements were generated in
Is a $250 Bluetooth speaker worth it? If it's this one made by KEF, it just might be.
Suunto's latest adventure fitness tracker finally introduces a bright AMOLED screen that's great for maps.
Nothing is back with two new smartphones, the entry-level Phone 4a and the mid-range Phone 4a Pro. With the base 4a in particular, there’s no shortage of substantial hardware upgrades since the 3a, even if the design doesn’t quite stand out as much. This year, that’s apparently the role of the
Nothing just revealed a new pair of over-ear headphones as a relatively budget-friendly alternative to the pre-existing Headphone 1. The Headphone (a) earphones feature a similar design language to the company's previous cans, but with more color. As a matter of fact, these will be available in four
Nothing won't launch a flagship phone this year, but the colorful and affordable Phone (4a), Phone (4a) Pro, and Headphone (a) are here to fill the void.
Back in January, Nothing shared that it wouldn't be releasing its flagship Nothing Phone 4 in 2026, and instead focusing on follow-ups to its midrange Phone 3a and Phone 3a Pro. After some expected teasing, those sequels have arrived: the Phone 4a Pro and Phone 4a. And like Nothing's previous device
Forcing your body to wake up a full hour earlier out of nowhere will be as brutal as it sounds. Instead, start early and add some light to your routine.
Epic Games’ courtroom battle with Google is over, but it’s reportedly going to affect how its CEO can speak about the tech giant for years for years to come. According to The Verge, part of the settlement terms Epic had signed has a clause stating that Epic and Sweeney will have to speak positiv
After sleeping on more than 70 different sets of sheets, these are the best sets that won't break the bank.
Why the terms “smart bed,” "adjustable mattress," and “adjustable frame” are not interchangeable, and how to avoid an expensive mistake.
Frustrated by fragmented war news, Anghami’s Elie Habib built World Monitor, a platform that fuses global data, like aircraft signals and satellite detections, to track conflicts as they unfold.
They aren’t as high-end as the MacBook Neo, but these Windows laptops show that Apple has some strong competition.
Today the White House announced that several major players in tech and AI have agreed to steps that will keep electricity costs from rising due to data centers. Under this Ratepayer Protection Pledge, companies are agreeing to practices that are intended to protect residents from seeing higher elect
Jurors in a New Mexico child safety trial heard testimony from Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg today. During pre-recorded testimony, Zuckerberg was repeatedly asked about the company's understanding of social media addiction and other issues that had been studied by its researchers. During the deposition,
Entertainment
Tony! Toni! Toné! singer D'Wayne Wiggins’ family is involved in a bitter war over his 6-figure estate nearly a year after his death ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, D'Wayne’s daughter, Ilahn Wiggins, claimed…
Travis and Jason Kelce’s mom, Donna Kelce, is in the middle of a home renovation ... TMZ has learned. According to official records filed last month, Taylor Swift’s future mother-in-law appears to be redoing her 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom,…
Machine Gun Kelly witnessed a frightening incident during his UK performance Friday night -- a fan fell right through the stage! Check out video which has gone viral ... MGK is belting out one of his tunes at London's O2 arena with a bunch of fans…
Instagram model Woah Vicky has been wowing us for quite some time with thirst traps galore ... and we've collected some of her hottest snaps to help you celebrate her 26th birthday! Whether on the beach or in the city, there's nothing finer than…
Britney Spears' on-again, off-again boyfriend Paul Soliz is not loved by everyone in Britney's life ... but he wasn't in her orbit before her DUI arrest. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... Britney and Paul broke up months ago after…
That's (almost) a wrap on winter weather -- say less -- so we've rounded up Hollywood's hottest stars decked out in leather to go out with a BANG! 'Love & Hip Hop' hottie Erica Mena switched it up with a red leather look, Madelaine Petsch…
Britney Spears busted for DUI, Zendaya secretly marries -- says her stylist, anyway -- and President Trump declares war on Iran, and announces Kristi Noem fired. So, we gotta ask ...
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On the field and on the streets, Michael Strahan always makes it rain, but can you uncover the sneaky switches and throw 'em in the bag?! Earlier this week, the former pro-baller flashed a friendly smise to the cameras as he worked his way to the…
Hailey Bieber is feeling herself ... because she whipped out her camera and took a bunch of stunning selfies, and now she's sharing them with the world. Check out this new thirst traps from the model and makeup mogul ... Hailey's got a face made…
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