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Rutgers research dean accused of secretly recording 'upskirt' videos with cellphone, prosecutors say
Joshua Kohut, a Rutgers University research dean, faces invasion of privacy charges after investigators say they found upskirt videos on his device.
A State Department memo reveals how an Italy-based tech collective built encrypted tools used by Antifa, Hamas and Hezbollah to organize attacks.
Dan Sullivan Jr. advances to Alaska's general election, complicating the race for Sen. Dan Sullivan as ranked-choice voting amplifies name confusion.
Abdul El-Sayed's Dolly Parton tribute on X was ratioed after critics accused the Michigan Senate candidate of exploiting her death for political gain.
The preview for "Brothers" shows Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson playing themselves as they discover they might actually be related.
Wyndham Clark addressed the viral BMW Championship moment where he placed multiple irons behind his ball, defending the integrity of his actions.
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library donated over 330 million books, and her passing now unites political rivals in a rare moment of national peace.
America's national debt hit $40 trillion and could reach $50 trillion by 2030 as CBO projects deficits totaling over $23 trillion through 2035.
A photo reveals the claw marks on Caitlin Clark's arms after Indiana's win over Chicago, adding fuel to the physical play debate in the WNBA this season.
Charlotte Ghekiere, 12, called 911 during a shooting near Billings, Montana, that left eight family members and the suspect dead, according to a report.
Satire
U.S. — After Enes Kanter caused a big dramatic scene in public, the WNBA was forced to admit that the former NBA player is indeed a woman.
CHICAGO—Growing visibly alarmed as he speculated about the unclouded liquid’s implications for his long-term health, 53-year-old Charles Lewis reportedly became terrified Tuesday morning after his urine came out clear for the first time in his life. “Oh Jesus, it just looks like water—I’ve
PHILADELPHIA—Suggesting that the nation was increasingly prioritizing speed and efficiency in speaking, a report released Tuesday by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that more Americans are abandoning lengthy conversations in favor of one really big word. “Our extensive survey
LOS ANGELES—Empowering their users to be completely upfront about their intentions, officials for the dating app Raya announced Tuesday they were launching an all-new PR Relationship Mode. “Whether you’re looking for a 23-year-old model to serve as your latest beard or a fellow Hollywood A-lis
New evidence suggests Amazon is buying up rare books and tearing their pages from their spines in order to feed its AI models with unique information. What do you think?
The post Amazon Destroying Rare Books To Train AI appeared first on The Onion.
MENLO PARK, CA—Providing an internal update on his latest breakthrough in the smart technology sector, Meta founder Mark Zuckerberg reportedly invited employees to behold the company’s “new AI” Monday as he lifted his top to display his tinfoil-covered nipples. “Here, beneath my humble sh
PEORIA, IL — County officials said they would not stand in the way after local man Christopher P. Smith putting his children up for adoption after they told him the 1989 "Weird" Al Yankovic film UHF wasn't funny.
WASHINGTON—Swarming the nation’s airports as they rushed to board any available transatlantic flight, the U.S. populace decided Monday that if Harry and Meghan were going to the U.K., the rest of America was going with ’em. “Sure, it’ll be a big adjustment, but then again, what’s the po
VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the military to seize control of Canada's maple syrup supply.
NEW YORK, NY — Over the weekend, Dr. Robert Bruce Banner shared a little insight into how he was able to maintain some semblance of control over his transformation into the Incredible Hulk by confirming a deep, personal secret: he's always angry at the Jews.
LANCASTER, PA — Local officials confirmed on Monday that a new data center had been constructed to handle the massive influx of online rants about data centers.
People may think Ohio has nothing to offer, but they're wrong. It's still part of America, and that makes it one of the 50 best places in the world to live.
Regulators around the world are cracking down on energy drinks, citing serious health risks associated with high levels of caffeine and sugar. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding the popular beverage. MYTH: Excessive consumption can lead to depression and even suicidal thoughts
OTTAWA — With the United States imposing massive tariffs on Canada over the weekend, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney vowed to bring the U.S. to its knees with a crippling moose tariff.
THE HEAVENS—Noting that a marked downward trend had developed this fiscal year and showed no signs of stopping, The Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, reported He was concerned Monday over what He called “troubling” Q3 circumcision numbers. “Sure, with the declining birth rate, we expect
SAN MATEO, CA—Noting that the students had known about the assignment since their end-of-year dismissal back in May, Sofia Suarez, a biology teacher at Hillsdale High School, informed her class Wednesday that she was disappointed no one had done their summer dissecting. “All right, you had thre
The post Trump Makes Repeated Verbal Flubs While Performing ‘Wild Wild West’ Theme Song appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Buccaneers rookie pass rusher Rueben Bain Jr. suffered an AC sprain, but it is said to be "nothing serious," and he is expected to be ready Week 1, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Giants wide receiver Calvin Austin III will miss the upcoming season after suffering a torn ACL in his right knee while running a route at Tuesday's training camp practice, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
After the Big Ten passed a rule stopping players returning from the NFL from playing at its schools, the SEC followed suit but took it further, adding basketball in announcing a policy forbidding members from rostering anyone from the NFL, NBA and WNBA.
The Cubs set a franchise record Tuesday by scoring their 30th unanswered run over three games, breaking the previous record of 29 over a three-game stretch in 1969.
Scottie Scheffler says he's 95% recovered from hand-foot-and-mouth disease heading into the Tour Championship.
Kinley Rasmus of Phenix City, Alabama, continued her historic run through the Little League World Series on Tuesday by breaking the record for most hits by a girl with her fifth of the tournament.
Brewers rookie Cooper Pratt was subbed out for a pinch runner Tuesday night after failing to run hard out of the box following a popup, with manager Pat Murphy saying, "You've got to be locked in if you're going to play at this level."
The legendary singer-songwriter from the Volunteer State died Tuesday at the age of 80.
49ers owner Jed York used a pseudonym and responded multiple times to a fictitious ad for a prostitute prior to his arrest in Ohio over the weekend.
Predicting how all 16 teams could help -- or hurt -- the Big 12's chances to be a top league again this season.
The North Texas Mean Green named former Indiana quarterback Tayven Jackson their Week 1 starter against the Hoosiers.
As we're just over two weeks away from the start of the regular season, here's what you need to know from Tuesday's news around the NFL.
Here's what people in NFL circles are telling us about the idea of players returning to college.
Los Angeles Rams head coach Sean McVay had a unique response when asked about the shifting landscape of college football eligibility.
Folarin Balogun has been linked with a move to FC Barcelona, and Stu Holden thinks the fit could be good.
Houston Astros owner Jim Crane says manager Joe Espada will remain in the role for the remainder of the season.
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Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Compare the best Washington DC sportsbooks and betting apps for 2026. Learn how to sign up, claim DC sportsbook promos, and legally bet on sports in the District.
Looking back at country music icon Dolly Parton's best moments in sports.
Tech
In addition to sending billions of dollars to states, Meta will make substantive changes to its platforms as part of a landmark settlement.
SoundCloud will let you buy music directly from artists.
The Mission 1 ILS is a camera with great potential and a learning curve.
The site, called Stud or Dud, helps daters dig up dirt on potential paramours. It’s fueled by the same public data as PeopleFinders.com—and comes with many of the same concerns.
Quick Start makes things a lot easier.
Don’t suffer the buffer. These WIRED-tested home routers will deliver reliable internet across your home, whatever your needs or budget.
Pet owners, rescue agencies, and wildlife groups are calling for new safeguards as AI makes it harder to tell whether animals, from polar bears to house cats, are real or fake.
HelloFresh’s organic meal kit Green Chef offers transparent sourcing, layered cooking, and trustworthy gluten-free dishes.
Xbox and Ikea collab alert! This unique nine-piece collection for gamers arrives this fall and has a slew of Easter eggs.
New findings shed light on what’s making the parasite less treatable using the drug that’s considered a first line of defense.
'We're preparing to build a spaceport that, until now, has only existed in science fiction,'
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The head of Instagram is the first high-profile exec to testify in the latest social media addiction trial.
CRKD is mining nostalgia for its latest guitar trio.
Iceflake Studios is preparing a cozy new city builder centered on the famous bricks.
First Draft takes care of the busywork of video editing.
Current owners of the popular RPG will get the upgrade for free.
Meanwhile, paid accounts can configure prompts to trigger when things happen in Gmail, Slack or GitHub.
Entertainment
Dolly Parton fans are playing her music as they mourn her death ... her iconic single "Jolene" jumped to the No. 1 spot on Apple Music's U.S. songs chart. The popular song was released in October 1973, ahead of her 1974 album of the same name, and…
A gargantuan wall of water enveloped a heavily trafficked area of Nepal ... killing at least 31 people ... as hundreds of others are missing in villages, and there are now fears the death toll could skyrocket. Video of the devastation wrought on…
Emilie Kiser‘s 3-year-old son, Trigg, died from lack of oxygen to his brain following his drowning. The Maricopa County medical examiner’s report, obtained by PEOPLE, lists the cause of death specifically as anoxic brain injury due to drowning…
Megyn Kelly doesn't think much of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's parenting skills when it comes to their 13-year-old daughter North West ... and the popular podcaster is letting the world know exactly how she feels. Kelly sat down with Dr. Drew on…
The "Chucky" look-alike manhunt has finally come to an end, and everyone can breathe a sigh of relief ... because the guy has been scooped up by the feds in Nevada! Zymire Hughes -- who allegedly donned a Chucky-style mask and scared the crap out…
Former boxer Adrien Broner is facing a criminal trespass charge after cops say he showed up at a Florida casino despite being banned for life ... TMZ has learned. According to court documents, Adrien is charged with trespass in connection with an…
This week's "Chix On Netflix" is clearly a star who ain't affraid of some shameless sexy pix! Been on Netflix recently? You may've seen her film "The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes." Hit the gallery for the reveal 😜
Claressa Shields has accomplished just about everything in the boxing ring ... but there's still one more MUST on her bucket list -- Beyoncé! The undisputed champ stopped by the TMZ Sports offices for a sit-down with Babcock on Tuesday ... where…
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Jed York's recent arrest might be a learning experience for the San Francisco 49ers owner ... and a popular Nevada brothel is willing to teach the billionaire how to pay for sex without breaking the law. Dena Duff -- the Madam and GM for…
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