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The House voted 215-214 to presume approval when qualified service members and civilian employees request to carry personal firearms on bases.
Ex-NFL kicker Jay Feely won the GOP nomination for Arizona’s 1st District, setting up a high-stakes general election fight for a competitive Phoenix-area House seat.
The Los Angeles Angels fired one of their scouts, Justin Prinstein, after he was caught filming Rockies coaches at Coors Field, leaving plenty of questions.
Mark Lamb secured Trump's backing and cleared the GOP primary to replace Andy Biggs, but allegations about sexual images shadowed his campaign.
Andy Biggs captured the Arizona GOP gubernatorial nomination, setting up a general election showdown against Democratic Gov. Katie Hobbs in November.
Rep. Juan Ciscomani will face Democrat JoAnna Mendoza in a toss-up Arizona House race that could determine which party controls Congress after midterms.
Franklin Graham visited a Samaritan's Purse field hospital in Venezuela where doctors perform orthopedic surgeries and pray with earthquake survivors.
Katie Hobbs won her party's nomination after running unopposed in Arizona's Democratic primary for governor. She spent roughly $7 million on ads targeting independent and GOP voters.
Trump reportedly wants FIFA President Gianni Infantino to become the next UN secretary-general, citing his ability to bring people together.
Speaker Mike Johnson warns Democrats would force another government shutdown before midterms as the Senate crafts its own continuing resolution.
Satire
SEATTLE, WA — In a shocking turn of events, the mutant raccoon and viral social media star known as "Jimothy" was eaten this afternoon by Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Women may be the fairer sex, but are they the better sex? Research is conclusive that men are better at quite a few things than women.
NEW YORK, NY — The red-hot warmth of collectivism struck a federal immigration court in downtown New York City yesterday, injuring multiple people with its soothing heat.
ELKO, NV — Local woman Sherry McKenzie reportedly ruined her reputation and was now being held up as an example of what a total failure of a woman looks like after it was discovered that she hasn't finished her Christmas shopping.
The post Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat appeared first on The Onion.
NASHVILLE, TN — Conservative commentator Matt Walsh savagely lambasted director Christopher Nolan for his abject failure to cast any actual Greek demigods in The Odyssey.
A Pew study found that China was viewed more favorably than America among the 36 countries surveyed, reporting 46% and 36% favorability respectively. What do you think?
The post China Viewed More Favorably Than U.S. appeared first on The Onion.
SANTA FE, NM—Grunting with exertion as he hauled the weighty volume out of his satchel, author George R.R. Martin was seen Tuesday handing his agent an unsolicited, 4,000-page manuscript titled “Tuba Man, Scuba Man.” “Hey, remember that idea I had about a big band leader using a tuba as a
WASHINGTON—Apologizing to his fellow congressmen after he fumbled the wooden handle for the fifth time in a row, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was observed struggling to hold his speaker gavel Tuesday while wearing anti-masturbation mitts. “The House will come to order—oops, hold on, one m
BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our secur
EAU CLAIRE, WI—Staring down at his dampened shirt with a mixture of anger and stunned disbelief, local man Frank Buchwald was reportedly acting like he was never going to be dry again after he got hit by a sprinkler Tuesday. Buchwald, who was described by friends and colleagues as an otherwise san
MIAMI, FL — A prominent lesbian couple was arrested Saturday on charges of sex trafficking, the latest in a long line of arrests and controversial charges brought against the pair.
SPRING HILL, TN — Local dad Dave Tibbets, whose wife and children were visiting relatives out of state, reportedly arrived at church at 6:00 AM on Sunday, a full 3.5 hours before the 9:30 AM service was scheduled to begin.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's election woes are finally at an end, as President Donald Trump announced an exciting new plan to put all voting booths inside Olive Garden restaurants.
THE COUNTERTOP — The devastating Cyclospora parasite outbreak that lives on fresh produce tragically struck several beloved members of the VeggieTales cast this week.
WASHINGTON—Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images, the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday from a strange dream in which it had been watching soccer. “I wasn’t just willingly viewing it, I actually cared who won, and I was tuning in right here in
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — WNBA star Caitlin Clark put up an historic triple-double last night, suffering 10 fractures, 11 concussions, and over a dozen teeth knocked out.
The post Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual appeared first on The Onion.
MIAMI—Confined to a federal detention center in Florida and facing extradition to the U.K. on multiple charges of human trafficking and rape, social media influencer Andrew Tate was reportedly heard to exclaim, “No bars can hold me!” this weekend as he entered his ninth consecutive hour of try
Olive Garden announced the return of the Never-Ending Pasta Pass, giving pass holders 13 weeks of unlimited pasta for $100. What do you think?
The post Never-Ending Pasta Pass Returns To Olive Garden appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
J.T. Realmuto took the blame for a baserunning mistake that ended a potential Phillies rally in Tuesday night's 2-1 loss to the Dodgers.
After MLB proposed cutting the draft from 20 to 12 rounds, slashing amateur signing bonuses by more than $150 million and preventing high schoolers from entering, the MLBPA called to preserve the current system while opening more doors to younger players.
Stephen Curry will become the first active player to be honored at the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame with his own exhibit when it opens to the public Friday.
A lot of things went right during this summer's World Cup, including record viewership numbers in North America for Spain's 1-0 win over Argentina in Sunday's final.
Azzi Fudd will participate in the 3-point contest as part of WNBA All-Star Weekend in Chicago, joined by Rhyne Howard, Marina Mabrey, Bridget Carleton, Natisha Hiedeman and Janelle Salaun.
Georgia running back Dante Dowdell was involved in an ATV accident and is being treated for serious injuries at a hospital in Atlanta, Bulldogs coach Kirby Smart confirmed to ESPN on Tuesday.
Before their official wedding ceremony takes place in August, Tyrese Haliburton and Jade Jones tied the legal knot.
Brody Bumila, the 18-year-old third-round pick of the Rangers who regularly runs his fastball over 100 mph, said he'll need Tommy John surgery to repair his left UCL.
Lynx star Napheesa Collier is listed as probable for Wednesday's game against the Storm, which would mark her first game since she suffered a season-ending left ankle injury
The World Cup is officially over, and it's time to provide some final grades for some of the teams and people who became household names in North America.
Here are the 10 teams FOX Sports' Joel Klatt believes could make their first appearance in the 12-team College Football Playoff in 2026.
Athletics infielder Joshua Kuroda-Grauer placed on 10-day injured list with "ruptured testicle."
Georgia running back Dante Dowdell was injured in a recent off-campus accident, and Bulldogs coach Kirby Smart told reporters Tuesday at SEC media days that he will be indefinitely sidelined.
He’s the dean of Southeastern Conference coaches who also has two national titles at on his resume, so what Georgia’s Kirby Smart says about the state of college football is bound to resonate outside his own state
Liberty coach Jamey Chadwell says he feels the best he has since the 2023 season while still dealing with some limitations for what has been called a "serious but treatable medical condition" that required surgery at the beginning of this year.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic took aim at Leandro Paredes and Spain's players after the World Cup final's turbulent end in New Jersey.
Portugal's new head coach Jorge Jesus insisted that he will not be making changes to the squad following their World Cup exit.
CONMEBOL president Alejandro Dominguez has claimed on social media that the 2030 World Cup will expand to an unprecedented 64-team tournament.
Emi Martinez has hinted he could bring his Argentina career to an end after the Albiceleste lost the World Cup final to Spain.
Luka Modric is preparing to sign a new one-year contract extension with AC Milan and will officially retire from international duty with Croatia this October.
Tech
Open source AI platform Hugging Face revealed a security breach a few days ago. Turns out OpenAI's models were the culprit.
It’s “the most car-like Range Rover ever created,” but will this all-electric grand tourer spoil Jaguar’s Type 01 party?
The cybersecurity-focused models, including GPT-5.6 Sol, broke out of a testing sandbox, exploited a zero-day, and gained access to the open internet to pull off the attack.
The country's new law also bans the use of mobile phones in schools.
The elevated streaming experience is happening in collaboration with Prime Video.
The discounts may not beat Prime Day, but I found worthwhile prices on WIRED-approved TVs, laptops, tablets, speakers, and other home gear.
The company donated more than $3.6 million to conservative groups between 2020 and 2025, including $1 million to the MAGA Inc. super PAC.
Pat Gelsinger wants to pave the way to ever more powerful artificial intelligence using tiny beams of light.
Substack is partnering with Pangram to add an AI detection feature.
Apple reportedly fixed the Hide My Email vulnerability that left iCloud+ users' emails not especially hidden.
Dead Island 2, Harold Halibut and seven others will be gone soon.
After using CarPlay for years and testing dozens of apps, we've narrowed down the list of CarPlay apps you really need.
Parental Supervision is coming to Meta's Threads.
The Xteink X4 Pro is a tiny ereader for DRM-free books.
Apple may unveil a new device subscription service, reportedly in partnership with Klarna, as soon as next week.
A new type of malware can worm deep into AI coding systems to steal data and logins—and can flip a “death switch” to destroy files and keep out real users.
A flip phone with 5G, USB-C, a headphone jack, and a removable battery? Say it ain’t so.
Nvidia’s Vera Rubin platform combines CPUs and GPUs into a single system, reflecting the company’s growing ambition to power every layer of AI infrastructure.
The FDA could decide whether to loosen rules around peptide production this week. Some telehealth players are already seeing dollar signs.
Halliday’s G2 glasses can listen to and summarize your workplace meetings—with no video involved.
Entertainment
A key person who was among the last to see Nolan Wells' alive has broken his silence ... and he's gutted by the entire situation, including the blame. Warren Hudson, Wells’ self-described “best friend,” who was among those on the fateful…
Bear Brown says he's got a stalker on his hands after his brother Matt's tragic suicide ... to the point that he needs protection. The "Alaskan Bush People" star was granted a temporary civil protection order against a man who was allegedly part of…
Celeste Rivas' body had liquefied and looked like "mush" in the graphic photos shown during D4vd's preliminary hearing Tuesday ... according to the 14-year-old's family's attorney. We caught up with Patrick Steinfeld outside court after the…
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's daughter Vivienne is the latest of the former couple's children to ask a court to drop "Pitt" from her last name. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, the 18-year-old filed a petition seeking to legally change her…
Robert Downey Jr.'s daughter Avri Downey is getting into the family business ... she's set to film a new television show ... and we found out how much she's being paid. TMZ obtained the minor's contract Avri signed for her role in an upcoming show,…
It looks like Jennifer Garner and Judy Greer may be appearing in the upcoming "13 Going on 30" reboot ... because they were spotted on set! New photos from a Santa Monica, CA shoot, obtained by TMZ, show the actresses alongside Emily Bader, who's…
Jason Alexander is apologizing to Courtney Stodden after she publicly called him out over a controversial 2012 comedy sketch filmed when she was still a minor. The "Seinfeld" star tells TMZ ... "Looking back at the comedy sketch in which Ms.…
Wendy Williams’ guardian, Sabrina Morrissey, settled the legal battle with A&E Television Networks over the former talk show host’s documentary, TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Sabrina and A&E said they…
When Danny Trejo boarded the TMZ Brunch Bus, he wasn't expecting a surprise family reunion ... but that's just what we served up!!! The "Machete" star was guiding guests through Hollywood, hangin' with our Vox DJ and making pit stops at his…
Guess Spider-Man doesn't need to come swinging in to get between his woman and a would-be suitor ... because Zendaya is telling any flirts she and Tom Holland are hitched -- kinda. Check out the video ... Zendaya was in Mexico on Wednesday rocking…
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