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Rep. Gerry Connolly of Virginia has passed away after battling esophageal cancer, leaving a lasting legacy in Fairfax County.
Golf influencer Paige Spiranac revealed the "slowest golfer" she has played with as she dished on the celebrities she has played a round with.
An Oklahoma law criminalizing illegal immigrants living in the state has been paused from coming into force by a federal judge, drawing ACLU praises while the state attorney general criticized it.
Andrew Cuomo faces DOJ investigation over COVID-19 nursing home deaths and alleged false testimony to Congress, amid political rivalry with Eric Adams.
Boston Red Sox right-handed pitcher Walker Buehler was thrown out of Tuesday night's game against the New York Mets after shouting expletives at an umpire.
Rep. LaMonica McIver, D-N.J., is set to appear in court after she was charged with assaulting two federal agents at an immigrant detention facility.
A federal judge orders President Donald Trump's administration to maintain custody of deported immigrants amid legal challenges over South Sudan removals.
Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia fields measure to punish individuals who perform gender transition measures on minors.
Cracker Barrel's transformation is drawing mixed reactions. Here's how the restaurant chain is updating its decor and menu while keeping its classic appeal.
President Donald Trump's 'big, beautiful bill' will bring tax relief and economic benefits to the American people.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a daring act of resistance, Rep. Nancy Mace has recently announced that she will release as much naked footage of herself as it takes to fight the exploitation of women.
The Department of Homeland Security is considering a game show that would pit immigrants against each other for a chance at a fast-tracked path to citizenship. What do you think?
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Okay, Christians, if your god is "so loving," then why would he create someone as annoying as me? I bet you can't answer that question.
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OMAHA, NE — Sources close to Peter Wilfred report that the 30-year-old got down on his knees last Sunday to thank God that he wasn't like all the sorry churchgoers around him who can't sing a harmony.
CHICAGO, IL — Following a deluge of allegations of racist hiring practices to fill city official jobs, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson issued a statement insisting that he had never once discriminated against white-boy honky crackers.
ORLANDO, FL—Emphasizing that it’s just words, after all, a team of relationship experts issued a recommendation Thursday that stressed the importance of saying “I love you” even if you don’t mean it. “It can be stressful when a significant other prompts you to verbalize your affection,
LONDON—Noting how the new headpiece was much better suited to his royal lifestyle, King Charles III announced Wednesday that he had switched out his 5-pound, solid-gold crown for a more comfortable silicone one. “Unlike my old crown, this silicone one hugs my head perfectly without digging int
The bride and groom had dated for 25 years prior to their wedding Saturday, so God knows what inspired them to get married now.
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WASHINGTON—Calling for a major investigation into her husband’s son and daughter from a previous marriage, President Donald Trump leveled allegations Tuesday in which he accused Kamala Harris of paying for her stepchildren’s endorsement in the 2024 presidential election. “How much money did
WASHINGTON—With the dispute threatening to derail legislative approval of President Donald Trump’s “big, beautiful bill,” congressional sources confirmed Monday that GOP infighting had erupted over whether the bill was beautiful or handsome. “Republicans have a lot riding on this legislati
SILVER SPRING, MD—In the aftermath of the deadly storms that ripped through the central United States over the weekend, the National Weather Service confirmed Monday that due to critical staffing shortages, the agency was still weeks away from issuing a tornado warning to the affected areas. “We
WASHINGTON—After a stunning admission that he’d been diagnosed with a highly aggressive form of the disease, former President Joe Biden reportedly faced mounting pressure on Monday to let a younger Democrat battle cancer. “Given the current landscape, we think a more youthful, energetic leader
Sports
A vote paved the way for players such as Patrick Mahomes and Tyreek Hill to play Olympic flag football.
We predicted the NFL's top rookies in 10 different stats for the 2025 season. Who will dominate box scores this fall?
What does the zodiac have to say about the Knicks, Thunder, Pacers and Wolves? Neil Paine shares his reading.
Experts break down each remaining team got here and discuss what they are hearing about each series.
Casemiro has called his current campaign with Manchester United, who are also in the Europa League final, "one of the most successful seasons" of his career.
New York and Indiana have had some major playoff battles. Will the 2025 East finals live up to the drama?
After NFL owners unanimously approved allowing the league's players to play flag football at the 2028 Olympics, Vikings star Justin Jefferson said the chance of winning a gold medal is "a dream."
Raiders rookie Ashton Jeanty says that offensive coordinator Chip Kelly wants him to adjust his pre-snap stance.
We offer an early postseason verdict on five of MLB's most surprising teams almost two months into the 2025 season.
Fueled by their No. 1-rated defense, the Thunder converted 19 Minnesota turnovers into 31 points and pulled away for a 114-88 win in Game 1.
Aaron Judge was able to, just barely, sneak a 326-foot fly inside the foul pole at Yankee Stadium for the shortest home run of his career.
What stood out and what's ahead after each game of the Western Conference finals.
Check out the best moments between the Philadelphia Phillies and the Colorado Rockies.
Check out the best moments between the Texas Rangers and the New York Yankees.
Check out the best moments between the Baltimore Orioles and the Milwaukee Brewers.
Cade Klubnik and Arch Manning occupy the top two spots in Joel Klatt's top 10 quarterbacks for 2025, while an SEC transfer comes in at No. 3.
Week 8 of the 2025 UFL season featured a ton of heavy-hitting action all around the league. Here's a look at every touchdown scored!
Go inside the broadcast booth during Indy 500 practice with Will Buxton, Townsend Bell and James Hinchcliffe. In this episode of "Indy 500: Behind the Broadcast", get an exclusive, behind-the-scenes look at how the voices of racing prep for one of the biggest events in motorsports. From on-the-fly a
Check out the best moments between the Houston Astros and the Tampa Bay Rays.
Kyle Schwarber went yard to help the Philadelphia Phillies grab a 5-1 lead over the Rockies.
Tech
Surface Pro or Surface Laptop? Here's how to decide which Microsoft device is right for you.
Google used news from its I/O developer conference this year to show what NotebookLM can do. The AI-powered research and note-taking tool has been around for years, but the company has infused it with more and more features as its AI tech improved. To demonstrate those features, Google created a not
WIRED has tested hundreds of bed-in-a-box mattresses for a week each. Our top pick, the Helix Midnight Luxe hybrid, is the best bed you can buy online.
Before augmented reality was ever a thing, there was Google Glass: a much hyped experiment that was ultimately a failure over issues like privacy (and just looking like a dork). At an I/O session yesterday with Deepmind CEO Demis Hassabis, Google co-founder Sergey Brin admitted that he made "mistake
In her new book Empire of AI, journalist Karen Hao chronicles the anxieties around the OpenAI office in its early days.
As “SkinnyTok” posts advise people to suck up their hunger, some creators are using blunt humor to dissuade young people from pro-eating disorder messaging.
On Earth there is no record of Niallia tiangongensis, a bacterium found aboard the Tiangong station that appears to be well adapted to conditions there.
There’s still plenty of time between now and Memorial Day, but the mattress and bedding sales are already underway.
The 25-year-old died after authorities say he bombed a Palm Springs fertility clinic. Experts warn that online nihilism is fueling similar violence in the US and Europe.
An arson attack in Colorado had detectives stumped. The way they solved the case could put everyone at risk.
There are just two models of Apple laptops: the MacBook Air and the MacBook Pro. In a nutshell, those who need a computer for productivity, work and everyday use — in other words, most people — will be happy with a MacBook Air. People who do intense video and audio editing and other high-demand
Following the announcement that Gemini is coming to cars, Volvo is using I/O 2025 to announce a new expanded partnership with Google. The companies' new deal makes Volvo's cars reference hardware for future Android Automotive OS development, and means Volvo drivers will be "among the first to benefi
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AMD has unveiled its 9060 XT GPU at Computex 2025. The midrange GPU will be the clear competitor to Nvidia’s 5060 Ti and goes toe-to-toe with it on almost every spec. Built on AMD’s 4-nanometer RDNA 4 silicon, the 9060 XT will pack 32 compute units, along with 64 dedicated AI accelerators and 32
Not many people need a 96-core processor. But for creative professionals, engineers and AI developers who do, AMD has a new batch of chips on display at Computex 2025. The company announced its new Ryzen Threadripper 9000 series on Tuesday, with bonkers specs to power pro-level workstations and ultr
Fortnite is back in the US App Store. Epic CEO Tim Sweeney announced that he intended to relaunch the game in late April, following a court order that demanded Apple stop collecting a 27 percent fee on app transactions that happen outside of its in-app purchase system. The company finally amending i
One of the biggest reveals of Google I/O was that the company is officially back in the mixed reality game with its own prototype XR smart glasses. It's been years since we've seen anything substantial from the search giant on the AR/VR/XR front, but with a swath of hardware partners to go with its
The Solar Energy Industries Association released an assessment of how the budget reconciliation bill currently under review in Congress would have a negative impact on the economy. The legislation cuts incentives around solar power investment and adoption, such as the Section 25D residential tax cre
Google has dug back into its past and introduced its latest take on smart glasses during I/O 2025. Glasses with Android XR brings Gemini AI to smart glasses thanks to an expanded partnership between Google and Samsung. These smart glasses can sync with a smartphone to access apps, and they're equipp
Artificial intelligence is now in everything Google touches, including its Android XR mixed-reality glasses, a revamped search experience, and Gemini’s new agentic capabilities.
Entertainment
Jimmy Clabots says he and other escorts were well aware of what went on in Diddy's bedroom for a long time ... and he's not surprised some of his ex-costars are now wrapped up in the trial. Clabots, who appeared on "Gigolos" Seasons 1 and 2 as…
A supporting actor in the upcoming "Madden" film quit on Friday -- just two weeks into production -- allegedly over the use of the N-word and full frontal nudity ... but sources close to Amazon Studios tell us the allegations are being twisted.…
If Team USA wants Gunnar Henderson in its infield during the 2026 World Baseball Classic -- the Orioles superstar tells TMZ Sports he'd happily accept the invitation. In fact, the Baltimore shortstop said in a sit-down with us on Tuesday it's…
American musician and songwriter Morris Day -- and the funky frontman for the Minnesota music consortium, The Time -- was in his mid-20s when he shot to stardom with jams like "Jungle Love" in the '80s. His charting single "Fishnet" reached number…
"These boots were made for walkin' ... and fashion model Irina Shayk is about to "walk all over you!" Check it out -- Irina, 39, effortlessly blasted a handful of sexy shots to social media, wearing nothing but a red-hot bikini and black boots!…
Bill Belichick's ex-girlfriend, Linda Holliday, ran into his current one, Jordon Hudson, while the two were at a Christmas party late last year ... and TMZ Sports has learned their meetup was anything but friendly. The intense encounter went down…
Travis Kelce might've forgotten his razor at home before heading to Florida ... 'cause the NFL superstar's offseason workouts are quite the hairy situation. The Kansas City Chiefs tight end got in a sweat sesh with buddies Ross Travis and Kumar…
Cher is gonna be pissed! The beloved L.A. Zoo elephants she went to bat for -- Billy and Tina -- were secreted outta the zoo under the cover of darkness last night ... TMZ has learned. Sources connected to the L.A. Zoo tell us Billy and Tina were…
Emma Stone and Dave McCary are looking to move on from their fancy estate in Texas ... because they just put their property in Austin on the market. The "Poor Things" star and her comedian husband just listed the home for $26.5 million ... even…
Ronnie Radke is doubling down on his denial of having anything to do with Tommy Lee splitting with Brittany Furlan ... and he says the FBI got involved after Brittany claimed she got catfished by someone posing as Ronnie online. We got the Falling…
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