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Kwanza Jones and José E. Feliciano reach a deal to buy control of the San Diego Padres at an MLB-record $3.9 billion valuation, pending approval.
The Baltimore Ravens signed undrafted quarterback Diego Pavia, giving the SEC Offensive Player of the Year a chance to compete for a roster spot.
Boston star Jaylen Brown said Joel Embiid was "flopping around" after the Celtics blew a 3-1 lead and lost to the 76ers in a 109-100 Game 7 elimination.
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Court filings reveal Cole Allen's phone notes during his cross-country Amtrak trip before he allegedly attempted to assassinate President Donald Trump.
Prince William and Kate Middleton celebrated Princess Charlotte's 11th birthday with a new garden portrait and a video showing her playing on a Cornwall beach holiday.
The 2026 primary season heats up in May with races across a dozen states testing Trump's grip on the GOP ahead of critical midterm elections.
A massive fire broke out at the University of South Florida's Marine Science Laboratory in St. Petersburg, with no injuries reported, authorities said.
A cameraman lost focus during Sky Sports coverage when paddock guest Ivana Knoll, the World Cup's "sexiest fan," walked by.
A rare Steller sea lion nicknamed Chonkers, weighing up to 2,000 pounds, has become an overnight sensation at San Francisco's popular Pier 39 waterfront.
Satire
TEHRAN — Peace in the Middle East hit another major roadblock this week after Iranian officials issued a serious threat that they have a hidden strategic reserve of even more serious threats.
SAN FRANCISCO — The homeless of California have achieved a final and decisive victory in Governor Gavin Newsom's fight against homelessness.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It's the custom of every president to build a presidential library, but President Donald Trump has announced he is going to buck that convention.
MURCIA, SPAIN—Sending shock waves through the tennis world, world No. 2 Carlos Alcaraz officially withdrew from the French Open on Monday over a career-threatening haircut. “After careful consideration, we have decided that the most prudent decision is not to participate in Rome or Roland-Garros
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BOULDER, CO—Assuring himself that the rationale for the ritualized surgery would be revealed in due course, cult member Jason Fitzpatrick told reporters Friday that he assumed the reason everyone’s penises were cut off would eventually come up in conversation. “The last thing I want to do as a
A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance to them, with both the government and donors funding the project. What do you think?
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The 2026 Met Gala will take place Monday, May 4. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the annual star-studded event. 1 in 3 Invitees aware the Met is a museum 5th Floor where the real Anna Wintour is safely stored while her decoy attends the gala $25 Target gift card awarded to […]
HUNT VALLEY, MD—Hailing the product as a life-changing alternative for those in need of controlled withdrawal solutions, officials at packaged food giant McCormick & Co. introduced a first-of-its-kind smooth and hearty transdermal gravy patch Tuesday. “At McCormick, we know well the frustrat
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The Justice Department indicted former FBI director James Comey a second time for posting a photo of seashells arranged in the shape of “86 47,” which Trump and his allies insisted was a threat to get rid of the 47th president. What do you think?
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Sports
Ronny Mauricio fractured his left thumb Saturday against the Angels, forcing the injury-plagued Mets to consider using Bo Bichette at shortstop.
Ravens coach Jesse Minter was noncommittal about undrafted rookie Diego Pavia, saying they're looking for what he can contribute in camp.
After defeating the Pittsburgh Penguins in Round 1 earlier this week, Philadelphia Flyers coach Rick Tocchet said his team wasn't "mentally prepared" in its Game 1 loss to the Carolina Hurricanes on Saturday, adding that "we just didn't make any plays."
The Cleveland Browns quarterback took the stage at Colorado on Saturday, graduating with a sociology degree.
Joel Embiid pleaded with 76ers fans to not sell their tickets to Knicks fans ahead of the rivals' playoff series.
Golden Tempo charged from the back of the pack to edge Renegade at the wire, making Cherie DeVaux the first woman trainer to win the Kentucky Derby.
In a brilliant performance, David Benavidez became a three-division champion with a sixth-round TKO win over Gilberto "Zurdo" Ramirez on Saturday night then called out the likes of Canelo Alvarez and Dmitry Bivol.
Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorsby, who is under NCAA investigation for making bets via a gambling app, has retained the noted lawyer Jeffrey Kessler to try to regain his college eligibility, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter and Pete Thamel.
The 76ers became just the 14th team in NBA history to come back from a 3-1 deficit after holding on in a thrilling Game 7 win over the Celtics.
Chelsea and Manchester United are among the clubs eyeing Aston Villa's Donyell Malen. Transfer Talk has the latest.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
We're tracking Lionel Messi's goals and top moments for Inter Miami and the upcoming FIFA World Cup. Here's the latest.
The NBA playoffs are in full motion. Check out the odds for each second-round series.
Cody Bellinger went 4 for 4 with two homers and four RBIs, leading the New York Yankees over the Baltimore Orioles 9-4 for their 12th win in 14 games.
Atlanta Braves right fielder Ronald Acuña Jr. left Saturday night’s game against the Colorado Rockies in the second inning with left hamstring tightness.
Here are all the latest signings, trades and releases around the NFL.
Here are the early contenders for the 2026 Heisman Trophy.
The San Diego Padres have reached an agreement to sell control of the team to an investor group led by Kwanza Jones and José E. Feliciano.
Fans of the U.S. men's national team had a lot to cheer in Saturday's game between two Dutch powerhouses.
Barcelona have revealed a special-edition shirt featuring pop star Olivia Rodrigo ahead of the next El Clásico.
Tech
This $2,000 Asus laptop delivers breathtaking performance thanks to Qualcomm's Snapdragon X2 Elite Extreme, but at the cost of nearly everything else.
From smart apps and planters to unique tools, these gifts will turn even a black thumb into a next-level plant parent.
A Bluetooth tracker can prevent vacation hell, aka arriving at the beach sans bathing suit. Here are our travel tips for using one.
These hardworking travel totes handle everything from a work trip to a weekend getaway.
The kitchen appliance titan changed up its beloved base-model stand mixer for the first time in over 70 years. It was worth the wait.
Coway's most popular air purifier gets an upgrade in looks and purification strength, though I wish it had wheels and an app.
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It's like Microsoft's Clippy, but useful.
The cars made at the Giga Shanghai factory start at $39,490 CAD, or roughly $29,000 in USD for a Model 3 Premium Rear-Wheel Drive variant.
The company has purchased Assured Robot Intelligence, whose staff is joining Meta's Superintelligence Labs.
Plus, more Ball x Pit is never a bad thing.
Will that stop them from taking over?
The compact desktop Mac now starts at $799 and comes with 512GB of storage.
Just don't expect it to work with many iOS or Android apps yet.
They're available today from LG's website.
The system will track potential side effects of various birth control methods.
Entertainment
Rachel Zegler turns 25 today ... which means celebrations are in order! In honor of the Broadway babe's major milestone -- you know, the one when you can rent a car without issue -- we've compiled some of her sexiest shots. After all, Rachel's got…
Before the "cerulean monologue" and icy one-liners took over pop culture, the crew from "The Devil Wears Prada" was just clocking in at Runway. Fast-forward and Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci are still running the show…
The New York Knicks have a real shot at winning it all this season -- even though the Oklahoma City Thunder still exists -- so says Richard Jefferson, who tells TMZ Sports all the pieces are in place ... they just can't shoot themselves in the…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Some moms are just iconic -- and we're using those pop culture personas as the inspiration for this Mother's Day gift guide. From "Mean Girls" to "Mamma Mia!", these…
Tomorrow’s the day ... the celebs -- deemed “iconic” by Anna Wintour herself -- will herd like paparazzi magnets for this year's Met Theme: "Costume Art." We’re kicking off the fancy shenanigans by looking back at stars who went all out.…
Kim Kardashian didn't make it to the first night of her daughter North West's pop-up event in Los Angeles ... but, don't think she doesn't care -- she's hitting night #2 instead. Just a few moments ago, Kim posted the promotional pic for the event…
Taylor Frankie Paul hasn't been totally banned from "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" ... in fact, one top producer is keeping her fingers crossed she'll appear on the upcoming season. Jeff Jenkins discussed Paul possibly coming back to the hit…
Audrina Patridge is backing Spencer Pratt's mayoral run ... saying she knows he'll deliver on his promises. We caught up with "The Hills" star at Calamigos Resort in Malibu Friday night ... and, we asked her about her former costar's run for L.A.…
Bust out the butterbeer ... because it's International 'Harry Potter' Day! The world watched as Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint grew up on the big screen ... playing Harry, Hermione, and Ron for about a decade. Test your wizarding…
Miranda Hope's using music to vent her frustrations with her ex-husband, Chase McWhorter ... channeling her inner Blink-182 and slamming him in a new TikTok. The "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star hopped on the new viral trend of turning text…
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