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LeAnn Rimes shared a naked hot tub photo with Eddie Cibrian during their cross-country road trip from California back to Nashville on Instagram.
A 3-year-old girl was bitten by a rattlesnake hiding beneath an Amazon package outside her California home, spending two days receiving antivenom.
Dozens of American universities collectively accepted $27.6 million from foreign entities blacklisted by the federal government in late 2025.
John Harbaugh reacted to Cam Skattebo's slipped backflip at Fanatics Fest, telling the Giants running back to "at least stick" the landing.
Videos show fire and bright orange flames outside 26 Federal Plaza as Andrew Arrabaca allegedly fired an airsoft rifle at the federal building.
Caitlin Clark declined the WNBA 3-Point Contest invitation despite the league adding logo shots seemingly built around her long-distance shooting brand.
A movie theater outside Portland, Oregon, sparked outrage with a marquee promoting "The Odyssey" that critics called antisemitic and historically false.
A teenager named Quinn Brown bought a Wilt Chamberlain warm-up jacket at a Portland Goodwill for $3.07, and Sotheby's just auctioned it off.
Gruesome testimony revealed maggots and flies in the Tesla trunk where prosecutors say D4vd left 14-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez's remains.
The SEC went 1-8 in bowl games against Power 4 teams and 0-3 in the playoff, yet Greg Sankey still claims the conference deserves more credit.
Satire
SEATTLE, WA — In a shocking turn of events, the mutant raccoon and viral social media star known as "Jimothy" was eaten this afternoon by Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Women may be the fairer sex, but are they the better sex? Research is conclusive that men are better at quite a few things than women.
NEW YORK, NY — The red-hot warmth of collectivism struck a federal immigration court in downtown New York City yesterday, injuring multiple people with its soothing heat.
ELKO, NV — Local woman Sherry McKenzie reportedly ruined her reputation and was now being held up as an example of what a total failure of a woman looks like after it was discovered that she hasn't finished her Christmas shopping.
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NASHVILLE, TN — Conservative commentator Matt Walsh savagely lambasted director Christopher Nolan for his abject failure to cast any actual Greek demigods in The Odyssey.
A Pew study found that China was viewed more favorably than America among the 36 countries surveyed, reporting 46% and 36% favorability respectively. What do you think?
The post China Viewed More Favorably Than U.S. appeared first on The Onion.
SANTA FE, NM—Grunting with exertion as he hauled the weighty volume out of his satchel, author George R.R. Martin was seen Tuesday handing his agent an unsolicited, 4,000-page manuscript titled “Tuba Man, Scuba Man.” “Hey, remember that idea I had about a big band leader using a tuba as a
WASHINGTON—Apologizing to his fellow congressmen after he fumbled the wooden handle for the fifth time in a row, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was observed struggling to hold his speaker gavel Tuesday while wearing anti-masturbation mitts. “The House will come to order—oops, hold on, one m
BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our secur
EAU CLAIRE, WI—Staring down at his dampened shirt with a mixture of anger and stunned disbelief, local man Frank Buchwald was reportedly acting like he was never going to be dry again after he got hit by a sprinkler Tuesday. Buchwald, who was described by friends and colleagues as an otherwise san
MIAMI, FL — A prominent lesbian couple was arrested Saturday on charges of sex trafficking, the latest in a long line of arrests and controversial charges brought against the pair.
SPRING HILL, TN — Local dad Dave Tibbets, whose wife and children were visiting relatives out of state, reportedly arrived at church at 6:00 AM on Sunday, a full 3.5 hours before the 9:30 AM service was scheduled to begin.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's election woes are finally at an end, as President Donald Trump announced an exciting new plan to put all voting booths inside Olive Garden restaurants.
THE COUNTERTOP — The devastating Cyclospora parasite outbreak that lives on fresh produce tragically struck several beloved members of the VeggieTales cast this week.
WASHINGTON—Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images, the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday from a strange dream in which it had been watching soccer. “I wasn’t just willingly viewing it, I actually cared who won, and I was tuning in right here in
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — WNBA star Caitlin Clark put up an historic triple-double last night, suffering 10 fractures, 11 concussions, and over a dozen teeth knocked out.
The post Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual appeared first on The Onion.
MIAMI—Confined to a federal detention center in Florida and facing extradition to the U.K. on multiple charges of human trafficking and rape, social media influencer Andrew Tate was reportedly heard to exclaim, “No bars can hold me!” this weekend as he entered his ninth consecutive hour of try
Olive Garden announced the return of the Never-Ending Pasta Pass, giving pass holders 13 weeks of unlimited pasta for $100. What do you think?
The post Never-Ending Pasta Pass Returns To Olive Garden appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Brody Bumila, the 18-year-old third-round pick of the Rangers who regularly runs his fastball over 100 mph, said he'll need Tommy John surgery to repair his left UCL.
Georgia running back Dante Dowdell was involved in an ATV accident and is being treated for serious injuries at a hospital in Atlanta, Bulldogs coach Kirby Smart confirmed to ESPN on Tuesday.
Azzi Fudd will participate in the 3-point contest as part of WNBA All-Star Weekend in Chicago, joined by Rhyne Howard, Marina Mabrey, Bridget Carleton, Natisha Hiedeman and Janelle Salaun.
Panthers starting right tackle Taylor Moton was diagnosed with a blood clot in his lung late last month and will miss regular-season time, the team announced Tuesday.
The Dolphins and linebacker Jordyn Brooks have agreed to a three-year, $51.3 million extension with $35 million guaranteed, agent Erik Burkhardt told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
How many big questions have to fall into place for the CFP contenders? Let these tiers be the guide.
Giants coach John Harbaugh teased that Cam Skattebo needs to at least stick the landing if he's going to attempt backflips on his surgically repaired ankle.
After MLB proposed cutting the draft from 20 to 12 rounds, slashing amateur signing bonuses by more than $150 million and preventing high schoolers from entering, the MLBPA called to preserve the current system while opening more doors to younger players.
Georgia coach Kirby Smart acknowledged on Tuesday that the Bulldogs need to do more to meet the moment in the College Football Playoff.
Here's why the Dodgers might make a deal with Detroit at the MLB trade deadline -- and why they might not.
We'll never forget the memorable performances from Curacao, Cape Verde and more.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
MLB players proposed expanding eligibility for the amateur draft, maintaining 20 rounds of selections and much more.
I'm already reminiscing about the summer of 2026 and the World Cup that was.
Some of the Southeastern Conference's longest rivalries are on hiatus thanks to a major scheduling change.
Until this summer, I couldn’t have picked a favorite World Cup experience if my life depended on it.
Look out! Josef Newgarden is soaring but so is an injured David Malukas.
Joey Logano finally found his way back into the rankings, but there's another driver who's proving he might not be just a one-trick pony.
Which last-place division finisher has a chance to reverse course next season? See the odds for if a team can go worst to first.
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Tech
The country's new law also bans the use of mobile phones in schools.
The elevated streaming experience is happening in collaboration with Prime Video.
The discounts may not beat Prime Day, but I found worthwhile prices on WIRED-approved TVs, laptops, tablets, speakers, and other home gear.
The company donated more than $3.6 million to conservative groups between 2020 and 2025, including $1 million to the MAGA Inc. super PAC.
Pat Gelsinger wants to pave the way to ever more powerful artificial intelligence using tiny beams of light.
Substack is partnering with Pangram to add an AI detection feature.
Apple reportedly fixed the Hide My Email vulnerability that left iCloud+ users' emails not especially hidden.
Dead Island 2, Harold Halibut and seven others will be gone soon.
After using CarPlay for years and testing dozens of apps, we've narrowed down the list of CarPlay apps you really need.
Parental Supervision is coming to Meta's Threads.
The Xteink X4 Pro is a tiny ereader for DRM-free books.
Apple may unveil a new device subscription service, reportedly in partnership with Klarna, as soon as next week.
Amazon greenlit a Robocop pilot. Now it has committed to a full TV show.
A new type of malware can worm deep into AI coding systems to steal data and logins—and can flip a “death switch” to destroy files and keep out real users.
A flip phone with 5G, USB-C, a headphone jack, and a removable battery? Say it ain’t so.
Nvidia’s Vera Rubin platform combines CPUs and GPUs into a single system, reflecting the company’s growing ambition to power every layer of AI infrastructure.
The FDA could decide whether to loosen rules around peptide production this week. Some telehealth players are already seeing dollar signs.
Halliday’s G2 glasses can listen to and summarize your workplace meetings—with no video involved.
These WIRED-tested wearables reduce your reliance on a phone while keeping you connected.
These locks, lights, and other smart home upgrades let you add automation without messing up your home’s vibe.
Entertainment
Bud Light didn't find anything humorous in Dustin Poirier's arrest last month ... 'cause the fighter just revealed the beer giant wasted no time firing him from his lucrative sponsorship deal after the incident. "They terminated my contract…
Can you guess which hot actress flaunted her toned tummy on socials in this eye-popping shot?!? Her breakthrough role was on ABC's sitcom "Fresh Off the Boat," but you probably know her best as Rachel Chu from the "Crazy Rich Asians" movie. Can you…
Millie Bobby Brown is among the sea of fans who are gutted by Kaylee Hottle's sudden death ... and she's paying tribute to her late costar, who died in a car crash. Millie starred alongside Kaylee in "Godzilla vs. Kong" ... and after Kaylee's death…
Nolan Wells' mom is laying the legal groundwork to potentially sue over her son's mysterious death ... asking a Mississippi court to put her in charge of his estate. According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Christine Wonsley filed a petition…
Teresa Giudice's daughter, Milania Giudice, is proving sisterly love can survive just about anything ... even a call to the cops that leads to an arrest. Milania posted a video on social media Tuesday, showing her dancing with sisters Gia,…
Tickets for the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art just went on sale ... and the wait to secure admission is longer than watching back-to-back 'Star Wars' films! TMZ got a look at the queue ... and a fan at position 6,427 has an estimated wait time of…
Bella Hadid's ex Adan Banuelos was apparently the last to know their relationship was over ... 'cause TMZ has learned the horse trainer was blindsided to learn the supermodel is single. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... as far as Adan was…
Pete Hegseth testified before a Senate committee Tuesday afternoon over the escalating war with Iran ... but it was stop and go ... because anti-war demonstrators kept interrupting. Check the video ... the Secretary of War is trying to discuss the…
Rep. Wesley Hunt had no interest in answering a question about the Andrew and Tristan Tate arrest ... despite taking a photo with them in his office just days before they were busted. Charlie Cotton from our TMZ DC crew got the Congressman from…
WWE Hall of Famer Mark Henry is fully cosigning a Tom Brady vs. Logan Paul matchup ... saying it's as good as printing money. "It's a match made in heaven. You got arguably the greatest football player ever," Henry told TMZ Sports on Tuesday. "He…
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