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The Supreme Court's ruling on universal injunctions brings Trump closer to changing how citizenship is granted to babies born to noncitizens in the U.S.
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper was booed by Chicago Cubs fans during her performance of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" during the seventh-inning stretch.
A 40-year-old surfer describes a shark attack at New Smyrna Beach in Florida as feeling "like a bear trap" and "electricity."
Socialist Zohran Mamdani is facing backlash for a June 2020 photo he posted online flipping off a statue of Christopher Columbus and calling for its removal.
Former Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams suggested the U.S. was approaching autocracy, touting a 10-step framework, during an interview on Jimmy Kimmel's show.
Philadelphia streets overflowed with trash as a city worker strike entered its second week, with negotiations stalling despite the mayor's offer.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer says the GOP plans to advance a $9.4 billion cuts package targeting USAID and PBS would undermine the bipartisan appropriations process.
Twenty-four people were injured during a 30-minute bee attack in the French alpine town of Aurillac, with three victims initially in critical condition now improving.
Two 23-year-old Clemson graduates died in a Lake Greenwood boating collision when their Alumacraft boat was struck from behind, leading to felony BUI charges for the other operator.
Three men found guilty of arson in a Russian intelligence-backed plot targeting Ukraine-bound equipment in east London, causing $1.35 million in damages
Satire
SACRAMENTO, CA — As the federal government takes steps to attempt to solve a myriad of problems facing the Golden State, a furious Governor Gavin Newsom told reporters he won't stand silently by while Trump fixes California.
WASHINGTON—Insisting that he deserved a place alongside the iconic visages of the auto supply company’s founders, President Donald Trump issued an executive order Tuesday adding his face to the Pep Boys logo. “After all my tremendous work on behalf of American car owners, many have said that I
ITHACA, NY—Scoffing at the idea that the players would be able to properly honor their victory anywhere else, the owner of local tile store All Stone and Tile was reportedly offended Tuesday that the Little League baseball team he sponsored had celebrated its win at a pizza place instead. “
A suburban mansion once home to NBA legend Michael Jordan is now available to rent on Airbnb, boasting seven bedrooms, 17.5 bathrooms, infinity pool, movie theater, cigar lounge, salon, full-size basketball court, and more, costing more than $100,000 for a seven-night stay. What do you think?
The po
A new chapter in history was written last week, as Elon Musk formed the America Party as a foil to the Republican-Democratic "uniparty" system. Some of the big names who have already jumped on board may surprise you.
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — Local man Gary Nielson was having a great time on his phone, until the ads he was watching were briefly yet rudely interrupted by the mobile game "Tetris Blast."
CHICAGO, IL — The world around a local man seemed to grow even colder and dimmer as he expressed feeling that his Christian love for humanity had been shattered after he took a trip to the airport.
JERUSALEM — In a possible fulfillment of Biblical prophecy, Chick-fil-A has just opened a new location on the Temple Mount.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the world waited with bated breath to learn about the contents of the ancient biblical artifact, U.S. Attorney General Pam Pondi made an official statement confirming that the Ark of the Covenant was sitting on her desk waiting to be reviewed.
ORLANDO, FL — Disney World's Hall of Presidents was updated over the weekend to include a new animatronic district judge to block all actions by its animatronic President Trump.
TEHRAN — Sources close to the regime reported that Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian expressed worry during his highly publicized X interview that this Tucker Carlson guy might be a little extreme.
CANYON LAKE, TX—Remarking that the 3-year-old didn’t even come close to stealing the show at a recent family wedding, witnesses reported Monday that they were unimpressed when a completely charmless flower girl walked directly down the aisle. “Sure, she did her job, but she utterly failed to d
LOS ANGELES—Attributing her behavior to insecurity about the government, local woman Kirsten Sears told reporters Monday that she did not like eating in front of the surveillance state. “I try to remember the government is more interested in my ideology than my macronutrients, but still, every t
Researchers in China claim that swarms of medical nano-robots the size of a speck of dust could someday be used to clean out infected human sinuses after successfully testing the technology in the nasal cavities of animals. What do you think?
The post Study Finds Tiny Nose Robots Can Be Used To Clea
New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde has released Virgin, her fourth studio album. The Onion sat down with the artist to discuss identity, inspiration, and what’s next. The Onion: How has your music evolved as you’ve gotten older? Lorde: When I was younger I was really intimidated by the black ke
SAN DIEGO—Following a surprise restaurant raid Friday in which dozens of employees were taken into custody, witnesses reported that on top of everything else, the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents responsible for the violent arrests had the gall to leave a negative review. “It takes a l
King Charles will retire the “royal train,” a private rail line established in 1840 to transport members of the royal family across Britain, in an attempt to modernize the monarchy and cut down on costs. What do you think?
The post Royal Train To Be Decommissioned appeared first on The Onion.
President Donald Trump’s budget megabill is in the House of Representatives after being narrowly passed by the Senate. Here are the key items in “The One Big Beautiful Bill Act.” Funding for something called “The Facility.” Smaller, phone booth–sized detention boxes on every American str
Sports
You won't be seeing these stars available via trade this year -- but what would it take to land them if they were?
New players joined the top 10, which means others dropped out. Here's who's trying to get back.
ESPN surveyed league executives, coaches and scouts to help us rank the top 10 players at 11 different positions, from quarterback to cornerback and everything in between.
'I had to go in the basement of the bar where all the liquor is being stored.'
Wrexham's chief executive has "no doubt" the club will make the Premier League and believes overseas tours -- like the one the club is about to embark on in Australia and New Zealand -- will help future-proof the team.
Kylian Mbappé has dropped the legal proceedings he started this year against Paris Saint-Germain for moral harassment, according to AP sources.
Newcaslte have agreed a £55 million deal with Nottingham Forest for winger Anthony Elanga, a source has told ESPN.
UEFA has rejected Real Madrid's appeal to overturn the disciplinary sanctions handed to Antonio Rüdiger, Kylian Mbappé and Dani Ceballos for "improper conduct."
Real Madrid have asked LaLiga for their league opener against Osasuna to be rescheduled because of their involvement in the FIFA Club World Cup, sources have told ESPN.
Alexia Putellas helped Spain find their flow against Belgium to leave Red Flames coach Elísabet Gunnarsdóttir wanting to cry after being on the end of a 6-2 loss to the world champions.
Check this article out for all you need to know about the 2025 MLB Home Run Derby, including schedules, how to watch, and start time.
As the first five seasons of the 2020s are in the books, we've assembled an NFL half-decade team. You can likely guess who is at quarterback, but which players did we put around him?
There are only 11 players in NFL history to win MVP and the Super Bowl in the same season. Who might achieve the feat next year? See the odds.
Here are the three-best destinations for Phoenix Suns star Bradley Beal if and when he's bought out.
The Blue Jays extended their win streak and AL East lead, the Angels got a true walk-off win, Manny Machado hit a career milestone and more from Monday's MLB action.
Get the 2025 NASCAR Sonoma entry list featuring confirmed drivers, teams, and open entries.
Francisco Lindor headlines the 2025 New York Mets All-Star selections. See who else made this year’s MLB All-Star roster.
Aaron Judge headlines the 2025 New York Yankees All-Star selections. See who else made this year’s MLB All-Star roster.
Javier Báez and Tarik Skubal headline the 2025 Detroit Tigers All-Star selections. See who else made this year’s MLB All-Star roster.
Fluminense face Chelsea on July 8 at MetLife Stadium — how to watch, betting odds, head-to-head, and recent form.
Tech
Samsung's next Galaxy Unpacked is less than a day away, but a last-minute deluge of pre-release information from WinFuture's Roland Quandt has detailed essentially everything we can expect from the company on July 9. The leak follows Monday's reveal from Quandt when he shared what appeared to be off
Amazon’s Prime Day in July is here, and it’s the perfect time to consider upgrading that old 1080p or first-gen 4K set, or just snag something for another room. While it’s been great to see TV prices fall in general over the years, there’s always room for even more discounts. And yes that in
One of our favorite robot vacuums from Eufy, the 11S Max, has dropped to $140 thanks to Amazon Prime Day deals. That's half off its regular price and one of the best discounts we've seen.
This model earned a top spot on our list of the best budget-friendly robot vacuums. Arguably the coolest featur
You may not be looking to spend big on tech this Prime Day, but it's still a good idea to look for tech essentials during the shopping event while you can get some at good discounts. Anker makes some of our favorite charging gear and I always end up picking up an accessory or two during Prime Day to
The WIRED Reviews team is covering Amazon Prime Day live, bringing you up-to-the-minute news on lightning deals, trending products, and everything else interesting.
An imposter has been using AI to impersonate Secretary of State Marco Rubio, according to a report by The Washington Post. The fraudster has been contacting various government officials, including three foreign ministers, a US governor and a member of Congress.
These officials received voice message
Behaviour Interactive never misses an opportunity to bring great crossover content to its crown jewel multiplayer survival game, Dead by Daylight. The latest chapter will bring major characters and set pieces from the world of AMC's The Walking Dead to the game.
New survivors enter the fold, as play
If you want to read more and stare at your phone less, an ereader can help. So for this guide, we found the best Prime Day Kindle deals — plus a couple of deals on non-Kindle ereaders like Kobo and Boox. Just note that all Kindle deals require a Prime membership. Engadget editors and reporters hav
Robot vacuums are some of the pricier smart home gadgets you can get, making them great items to look for during sales like Amazon Prime Day. The annual shopping event always includes solid deals on electronics, and that includes smart home gear like autonomous dirt-suckers. Prime Day 2025 is no dif
Elon Musk is attempting to manifest his “America Party” into existence. But who will join him?
If you’re on the market for a Kindle, Fire TV device or Echo speaker, Amazon Prime Day is basically Black Friday for you. Prime Day deals on those devices are typically the same (or very close to) the prices we see at the end of the year near the holidays. That means now is a great time to pick up
There are thousands of Prime Day deals deals out there right now, but this guide focuses on gear for your kitchen — and not just any kitchen tech, these are deals on the gadgets and cooking accessories we’ve tested and recommend. We've tried out plenty of kitchen gear in our own apartments and h
We’ve tested all the top slates, from Apple’s iPads to Android and Windows devices, and rounded up our favorites.
Treat yourself to good taste this summer with Amazon Prime Day deals on WIRED's favorite espresso machine, air fryer, low-cost grinder, and more.
We review products year-round and spend weeks evaluating Amazon Prime Day deals to pick the best bargains on quality gadgets.
From charging adapters to external monitors, we’ve gathered the essential peripherals for your MacBook.
Welcome to the Wild West of online beauty shopping. Here’s how not to get scammed.
Nothing’s latest flagship phone may not be the best value, but it certainly has charm.
Action cameras are perfect for travel, social media vlogging, and careening around the lake on a jet ski. Upgrade your action camera with one of these great Prime Day deals.
Amazon Prime Day has expanded to four days. From automatic litter boxes to at-home DNA test kits, these are the best pet-related deals we've found.
Entertainment
Hair she is! Chappell Roan hit NYC looking like a Disney princess straight out of a fever dream -- filming her new music video while rocking a very OTT Rapunzel-inspired 'do. The scene was pure pop fantasy -- Chappell was spotted lounging on a…
Dwight Howard's wife, Amber Rose Howard, has filed for divorce ... just six months after she tied the knot with the ex-NBA superstar. Court documents, obtained by TMZ Sports, show the rapper and reality star -- known widely as Amy Luciani --…
Bianca Censori is back at it -- Bianca-ing like only she can, with a scorching IG drop that’s less photo dump, more thirst trap masterpiece. The pics are snapped by hubby Ye himself -- and while there’s no full-on nudity, make no mistake, the…
Gary Coleman’s ex-wife, Shannon Price, took a lie-detector test on TV over suspicions she had something to do with the 1980s TV star's death -- and the results? Buckle up. Catch the clip ahead of Thursday’s two-hour premiere of A&E's "Lie…
A Southern California beach house belonging to Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch was burglarized on Tuesday morning, TMZ Sports has learned. Cops tell us ... the WWE Superstars' Playa Del Rey pad was hit at around 3 AM, just hours after Lynch and…
Kalani Brown looked ready to be pulled for a chat ahead of the Phoenix Mercury game on Monday -- channeling her inner "Love Island" bombshell as she made her way to the locker rooms!! The WNBA center arrived in style at the Footprint Center for the…
The ink has dried, so Shawn Mendes felt it was the right time to unveil his latest piece of body art -- a soaring eagle! A shirtless Shawn opened his door to pick up some pricey Erewhon groceries when a photog snapped the pic. Back in April, his…
Belieber-in-training or future chart-topper? Justin Bieber’s raising the next pop prodigy -- 10-month-old Jack Blues is already in the studio, folks! The troubled crooner hit IG Monday with some seriously sweet snaps -- Baby Bieber tagging along…
Total mayhem outside a California GameStop this weekend -- three men got into a fight while waiting in line for Pokémon cards ... resulting in one man being stabbed, and cops swooping in and arresting the two suspects. Watch the clip of the wild…
Diddy's legal team is touting their huge victory at the federal criminal trial last week ... while blasting the latest lawsuit against the mogul, claiming he doused a man with his semen after masturbating into a Notorious B.I.G. shirt. Attorneys…
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