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NBA playoffs deliver another Game 7 as the Cavaliers face the Pistons in the Eastern Conference with betting analysis favoring Cleveland to win.
Demi Moore, Heidi Klum and Andie MacDowell led stunning red carpet fashion moments at the glamorous 79th Cannes Film Festival on the French Riviera.
Mets pitcher Clay Holmes suffers broken leg after getting hit with 111 mph line drive: 'A huge blow'
New York Mets starter Clay Holmes broke his right leg after being hit by a 111 mph line drive, and manager Carlos Mendoza said he'll be out a "long time."
A NewsBusters analysis says 91% of Saturday Night Live's jokes targeted conservatives this season, with President Trump as the top punching bag.
Baseball rivalry week betting picks include backing the Yankees over the Mets and the under in an all-New York matchup with pitching advantages.
Caitlin Clark appeared to be denied two assists by statisticians in the Fever-Mystics game, potentially stealing a historic WNBA achievement.
A car reportedly drove into a crowd in the northern Italian city of Modena on Saturday, injuring several people.The vehicle slammed into a store window, and its driver allegedly stabbed a passerby who attempted to intervene, Reuters reported, citing local Italian media.This is a developing story. Pl
ActBlue CEO Regina Wallace-Jones is set to face a congressional grilling on June 10 over alleged donor fraud and foreign donation safeguards.
Jay Bilas told Fox News Digital the NCAA's decision to expand the men's and women's basketball tournaments to 76 teams was unnecessary.
Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards drew heavy criticism for congratulating the Spurs during a 30-point blowout loss before the fourth quarter ended.
Satire
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The U.S. Senate unanimously approved a resolution to withhold their own paychecks in the event of a government shutdown, although they would still receive backpay after the future shutdowns end. What do you think?
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FT. WORTH, TX — Local millennial Chad McCallister finally figured out how to appropriately use "6-7" in casual conversation, thus effectively ending the popularity of the fad.
DENVER—In an expression of overwhelming confidence in their innate animal magnetism, the majority of men who participated is a study published Friday by researchers at the University of Colorado stated that they could seduce a bear if their life depended on it. “Nearly 70% of male respondents cl
U.S. — According to overnight reports, a dumbfounded nation at last realized that Chelsea Handler has actually been trying to be funny this whole time.
HOUSTON, TX — Lakewood Church officially announced that it would be changing its name to DraftKings Arena as part of a lucrative new branding deal.
BURBANK, CA — In a surprise movie, The Walt Disney Company announced that it had acquired the rights to the 1990 film Robot Jox in a massive $7 billion deal.
FORT BEND, IN — After picking up a new pack of bulbs for the kitchen light fixture, local man Kyle Stephens was just 17 more trips to Home Depot away from having the correct light bulbs.
NEW YORK, NY — The New York Times, one of the country's most venerated newspapers, announced it was adapting to trying times by changing its longtime slogan to "All the news that's fit to print plus any rumor, no matter how implausible."
A 59,000-year-old neanderthal tooth unearthed from a cave in modern-day Russia revealed the earliest known evidence of dentistry, with it appearing as though someone drilled out a cavity. What do you think?
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ANAHEIM, CA — Disappointed hockey fans were issued a full refund for their tickets after zero fights broke out during the game.
LANGLEY, VA — Rumors swirled throughout the international intelligence community this week after reports surfaced that agents from the Central Intelligence Agency had carried out a surprise raid of the Central Intelligence Agency.
Aaron Petrov, 75, died suddenly Saturday at a very confusing murder mystery party.
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HENDERSON, NV—Solemnly nodding in agreement as they took turns speaking, each person engaged in an intense dinner conversation at a local restaurant Tuesday was reportedly under an entirely different impression as to which of the world’s horrific news stories they were discussing. According to s
The Trump administration has targeted NPR, PBS, and their affiliates. The Onion shares tips for supporting public media. Contact your senator with thoughts on the Downton Abbey finale. While grocery shopping, text Morning Edition to see if they need anything. If you know the identity of a famed se
President Trump, when asked whether the economic hardships felt by Americans would motivate him to reach a deal with Iran, claimed “not even a little bit,” insisting his only concern was preventing the Middle East nation from procuring a nuclear weapon. What do you think?
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Sports
Macklin Celebrini scored twice and added an assist as Canada improved to 2-0 at the world championships with a 6-0 victory over Italy.
The NFL's revamped accelerator program features several notable head coaching and general manager candidates -- and even a head coach from 2025 in Mike McDaniel.
The PGA Championship is joining the Masters and U.S. Open in the $20 million-plus purse club.
Stephon Castle, De'Aaron Fox and Dylan Harper accounted for nearly half of the Spurs' scoring in a series-clinching 139-109 win over the Timberwolves to set up a Western Conference finals clash with the Thunder.
Fever star Caitlin Clark took three quarters to find her groove before carrying Indiana into overtime with a score-tying triple with 3.1 seconds left in regulation.
Robert Lewandowski announced he will leave Barcelona at the end of the season when his contract expires.
Kyle Schwarber can't really explain why he's on a tear right now. "It's a great question," the Phillies slugger said after smashing a pair of two-run homers -- boosting his season total to 20 -- during an 11-9, 10-inning victory over the Pirates.
The couple shared memories of their vacation to Turks and Caicos together, confirming relationship rumors.
Manchester City kept alive their hopes of winning a domestic treble as Antoine Semenyo's sensational second-half finish broke Chelsea's resolve to settle the FA Cup final 1-0 at Wembley.
Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano are in the main event, but wild cards Nate Diaz and Mike Perry could steal the show.
What are the most fantastic finishes in Indy 500 history? We've got you covered with the 10 best.
Inclement weather has put a damper on Indy 500 qualifying weekend.
The Phillies stormed back against the Pirates, the Dodgers silenced the Angels, the Reds had a web gem to end the game, three walk offs and more from Friday's action.
Even with some notable omissions and Kylian Mbappé's drama at Real Madrid, this France squad is simply the team to beat.
How to watch 2026 Indy 500 qualifying, including TV channel, streaming info, schedule and pole weekend format at Indianapolis Motor Speedway.
The NBA playoffs are down to just a handful of teams. Check out the odds for the conference finals.
Check out the latest NBA title odds as the postseason enters the second round.
Here are the results from Week 8 of the 2026 UFL season.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules and results for all eight teams.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Tech
A roundup of recent reviews published by Engadget.
Residents will have to go through a course on artificial intelligence before activating the subscription.
This week's science news.
Its target asteroid could give us insight on how Earth's core came to be.
Plus, a game with a perfect Tamagotchi pun for a name.
States across the US are looking to take major sources of pollution and use them to generate much-needed power.
Go fully hands-free with these tips for Android and iOS.
Plus: Instructure’s Canvas ransomware debacle comes to a close, an alleged dark net market kingpin gets arrested, OpenAI workers fall victim to a supply chain attack, and more.
The company is also testing the ability to reposition the Windows 11 taskbar.
Grow a backyard’s worth of greens and vegetables in your house with a vertical hydroponic garden. Here are a few that might be worth the investment.
Ford and GM are backing away from electric vehicles and moving into the battery storage business. And it all comes back to AI.
“I’ve got one hand on the keyboard, one hand down below,” an artist who role-plays with their chatbot tells WIRED. But some asexual advocates aren’t thrilled about the association.
On May 18, an asteroid about the size of Chicago’s Cloud Gate will fly four times closer to Earth than the moon.
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The companies are facing numerous other legal challenges.
Two crashes since July 2025 involved robotaxis being driven by remote operators.
Game preservation group Stop Killing Games advised on the bill.
Entertainment
We told you last week "Street Outlaws" star Daddy Dave was caught on video allegedly planting a GPS device under someone's vehicle -- and now we have the footage of the alleged crime. TMZ obtained security cam video showing what purports to be Dave…
Here's the skinny, Azealia Banks is going heavy on the insults at Lizzo, referring to her now as "Fat Lizzo." But Lizzo doesn't seem bothered one bit by the nasty remark, taking to X on Friday to let Azealia know she doesn't mind being called…
Hollywood's newest couple Tyriq Withers and Chase Infiniti turned into New York's hottest couple Friday night ... the lovebirds were spotted side-by-side in Midtown Manhattan -- and we got the pics to prove it! Check 'em out ...…
Six-year-old Noel Rodriguez-Alvarez went missing in Texas four years ago ... but now investigators have learned the little boy is dead and have finally found his remains. The Tarrant County District Attorney's Office announced Friday that Noel's…
Spencer Pratt and Chelsea Handler are in a war of words on social media over Spencer's race to become the next mayor of Los Angeles — and things have gotten pretty ugly in an Epstein way. Yep ... that's right ... Spencer pulled the ol' Jeffrey…
President Trump appears to be rubbing off on his son, Eric, who is now gearing up to sue MS Now and their popular host, Jen Psaki, over their recent coverage of him in China. As everyone knows, Donald is usually the one in the Trump family to slap…
Kyle Richards set off the alarms in a pink suit that was way too cute! Examine these two photos and see if you can secure the changes and throw 'em in the bag! The Bravo babe hit the NYC streets earlier this week -- and her fashion choice has us…
Taylor Swift has been all over the Big Apple recently, and now she’s hitting the town with her man -- Travis Kelce -- for a dinner date ... while the lovebirds keep the world in utter suspense about ... well ... you know what. The power couple…
Le'Veon Bell's moving on from Logan Paul, but he's not going far looking for his next fight ... he's setting his sights on the other brother in the family! TMZ Sports talked to the former All-Pro running back on Wednesday in Venice Beach, at an…
Drake drops 3 new albums and a whole lotta beef, Spencer Pratt rolls reality cameras on his mayoral campaign, plus Alex Murdaugh's gets a murder retrial, and Congress members get lost in the weed. So, we gotta ask ...
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