Personalize Your Own Homepage
Login
Create Account
US News
• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
• Watch moment WSJ journalist appears in Russian court
IRS ruling ensures military personnel keep every dollar of their $1,776 'Warrior Dividend' as payments reach active duty and reserve forces nationwide.
Michael Cohen alleges New York prosecutors pressured him to provide testimony aimed at securing convictions against President Donald Trump in high-profile cases.
Renee Nicole Good suffered four gunshot wounds, according to newly released reports. Witnesses described the chaotic scene and said she was shot at 'point-blank' range.
Republican Florida governor candidate James Fishback proposes 50% 'sin tax' on OnlyFans creators, claiming it would raise $200 million for education.
A California man accused of posting pipe bomb threats on Disney's Instagram during Vice President JD Vance's Disneyland visit now faces federal criminal charges.
Obama's former ICE Director, Sarah Saldaña, condemned Trump's immigration raids, saying requiring people to prove citizenship infringes on their civil rights.
Federal agents arrested criminal illegal aliens as the DHS blasted Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz for allegedly protecting dangerous offenders through sanctuary policies.
Chile created Cape Froward National Park on the Brunswick Peninsula to protect endangered huemul deer and wildlife located at the "edge of the world."
Ole Miss quarterback Trinidad Chambliss is suing the NCAA after being denied a sixth year of eligibility due to insufficient medical documentation.
Dylan Mulvaney, whose Bud Light partnership sparked a 2023 boycott, will make a Broadway debut as Anne Boleyn in the feminist musical "Six."
Satire
WASHINGTON, D.C — According to sources, President Donald Trump met with a prominent Muslim leader in the Oval Office on Friday to discuss the ongoing protests and unrest in Iran.
Federal prosecutors secured indictments against 26 individuals they accused of rigging college basketball games, with the defendants facing charges that include bribery in sports, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, wire fraud, and aiding and abetting. What do you think?
The post 26 Charged In Alleged
WASHINGTON—Panting excitedly as he trotted from room to room displaying his prized possession, a giddy President Donald Trump was reportedly seen Friday strutting all around the White House with a Nobel Peace Prize in his mouth. “Aw, you can tell the president really loves that thing—he even h
U.S. — To improve efficiency with their time management, sports journalists covering Major League Baseball announced that they would now only report on any free agents the Los Angeles Dodgers do not sign to their team.
Civilians having encounters with law enforcement have been all over the news lately, leading some people to wonder what they can do to avoid aggressive treatment from police and federal agents.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump warned this week that if the Minnesota government is unable to get the riots under control, he will be forced to start posting online using all-caps.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Kathleen Kennedy was reportedly very sad to leave Lucasfilm before she had the chance to make a trilogy of Star Wars movies about Rey getting her first period.
TUCSON, AZ — During a routine aircraft inspection at the 309th Aerospace Maintenance and Regeneration Group at Davis-Monthan Air Force Base, inspectors witnessed President Trump approach a Northrop B-2 Spirit stealth bomber and gently caress it while whispering, "Shhh... you'll get your chance soo
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Following recent developments stemming from political protests and clashes with the federal government across the state, Minnesota announced that it had changed the official state bird to a screaming lesbian.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to an anonymous White House source, a U.S. military strike on Iran had been delayed until President Donald Trump could consult with Whoopi Goldberg.
So-called “pink cocaine,” a hazardous polydrug that can contain ketamine, ecstasy, meth, and sometimes fentanyl, is increasingly being found in U.S. nightclubs among users unaware of its dangerous contents. What do you think?
The post Pink Cocaine Spreading In U.S. appeared first on The Onion.
SAN FRANCISCO—In a jarring departure from his usual brash, confrontational on-court behavior, Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green reportedly returned from halftime of Thursday night’s game against the Knicks eerily calm, sporting a large scar on his forehead. “Angry noise gone from Dr
The bride and groom tied the knot this year, 2025, but you wouldn’t know it considering she walked down the aisle to a fucking Lumineers song.
The post Rosemarie Sheppard and Martin Lang appeared first on The Onion.
MONROE, MI—Citing its ongoing mission to provide customers with the pinnacle of comfort and relaxation, upholstered furniture mainstay La-Z-Boy announced Friday that its latest line of Jasper Rocking Recliners would feature fully adjustable morphine drips. “There’s no better way to relax than
The post Howie Mandel Ricocheted Down Hall As ‘The Jennifer Hudson Show’ Spirit Tunnel Reaches Max Velocity appeared first on The Onion.
Dear Drunk Guy Who Needs To Get Something Off His Chest, I’m a single mom with a 2-year-old son, and the people in the apartment above us play loud music that wakes him from his naps. They turn it down when I ask, but the volume always goes back up a few minutes later. The […]
The post Ask A Dru
Medical drama The Pitt, which won five Emmys and two Golden Globes in its first season, is back for season two. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the series. Q: Do I need to watch season one first? A: No, you can get the gist of it by shooting yourself in the […]
The post What To
SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER — The exploration of other strange, new worlds and the seeking out of new life and new civilizations hit an unexpected snag this week, as Starfleet's newest vessel was reportedly unable to reach warp speed because the crew was too fat.
Scott Adams, the creator of the popular comic strip Dilbert has died at 68, having drawn criticism after veering into far right politics. What do you think?
The post Dilbert Creator Dies appeared first on The Onion.
Every woman wants a hunky, conservative dude to marry. The hard part is knowing how to attract them.
Sports
Check out the best moments between the Baylor Bears and Kansas Jayhawks.
Seahawks coach Mike Macdonald said Friday that he's "really optimistic" Sam Darnold will play Saturday against the 49ers despite a new oblique injury.
Los Angeles Lakers star Luka Doncic will miss Saturday's game against the Portland Trail Blazers because of left groin soreness, the team announced Friday.
Former Utah signee Salesi Moa, ESPN's No. 6 wide receiver in the 2026 class, will sign with Michigan, following new Wolverines head coach Kyle Whittingham.
Syracuse AD John Wildhack is calling for serious reforms in college football, including a holistic rethinking of the calendar, collective bargaining with athletes and consolidation of TV media rights.
New York Rangers GM Chris Drury sent a letter to fans saying that the team will embark on retooling the roster.
Who are the best players in this year's NFL draft class? Which receivers have first-round talent? Field Yates stacks his top 25 board.
Lawyers for Ole Miss quarterback Trinidad Chambliss sued the NCAA in Mississippi court on Friday, seeking one more season of eligibility with the Rebels.
Duke starting quarterback Darian Mensah is entering the transfer portal. Mensah's decision comes less than a month after he chose to return to school instead of entering the NFL draft.
Washington Capitals general manager Chris Patrick says he hasn't talked much about the future with Alex Ovechkin.
Texas, which fell at South Carolina on Thursday, tumbles to the final No. 1 seed after its second straight loss.
Flory Bidunga got a steal and threw down an alley-oop on the other end to extend the Kansas Jayhawks' lead over the the Baylor Bears.
Sammy P is eying two NFL playoff games and the CFP title game in his latest best bets.
Kansas Jayhawks' Flory Bidunga threw down an alley-oop vs. the Baylor Bears.
DePaul's N.J. Benson went FLYING for fastbreak alley oop against Marquette.
Ole Miss QB Trinidad Chambliss has sued the NCAA for an additional year of eligibility.
See the latest CFP title odds, now that the championship game has been set.
Check out the odds for the NFL Divisional Round, as only eight teams remain.
The college football transfer portal opened on Jan. 2, but players didn't wait until then to announce their intentions to enter it.
Pro football, college football and tennis — what more could a sports fan ask for? Check out the Bear's best bets for January and a little beyond.
Tech
Leaders at Mira Murati’s startup believe Barret Zoph engaged in an incident of “serious misconduct.” The details are now coming to light.
After an ICE agent shot and killed the Minneapolis mother, conservative media launched an all-out attack on her reputation. Her identity as a queer woman was central to it.
As frustrating as it is that governments and businesses are running roughshod over our online freedoms, at least we have plenty of good VPNs to choose from to keep us protected online. There are so many fast, intelligently designed, full-featured and affordable services on the market that the bigges
X seems to be working again after struggling with an outage that took the service offline and made it slow to load for much of the morning. According to X’s developer platform page, there is an ongoing incident related to streaming endpoints that’s caused increased errors. The incident started
Google has filed its appeal to the Department of Justice’s antitrust case that ended with a federal judge ruling that the company was maintaining a monopoly with its search business. While the company goes through the appeals process, it’s also asking that implementation of the remedies from the
This little power station can keep your stuff topped up, plus you can save some cash on solar panels.
If you're looking to up your privacy game on the internet in the new year, you can do so for a little less than usual thanks to ExpressVPN's latest deal. Its two-year plans are up to 78 percent off right now: the Advanced tier is on sale for $101 for two years, plus four additional free months. That
CyberGhost is the middle child of the Kape Technologies VPN portfolio, but in quality, it's much closer to ExpressVPN than Private Internet Access. I mainly put it on my best VPN list because it's so cheap, but I wouldn't have done that if it didn't earn its place in other ways — affordable crap i
Claude Cowork, Anthropic's AI assistant for taking care of simple tasks on your computer, is now available for anyone with a $20 per month Pro subscription to try. Anthropic launched Cowork as an exclusive feature for its Max subscribers, who pay a minimum of $100 per month for more uses of Claude's
If you follow Anthropic, you're probably familiar with Claude Code. Since the fall of 2024, the company has been training its AI models to use and navigate computers like a human would, and the coding agent has been the most practical expression of that work, giving developers a way to automate rote
OpenAI plans to start testing ads inside of ChatGPT "in the coming weeks." In a blog post published Friday, the company said adult users in the US of its free and Go tiers (more on the latter in a moment) would start seeing sponsored products and services appear below their conversations with its ch
Although X removed Grok’s ability to create nonconsensual digitally undressed images on the social platform, the standalone Grok app is another story. It reportedly continues to produce “nudified” deepfakes of real people. And now, Ashley St. Clair, a conservative political strategist and moth
Last week at CES, Lego introduced its new Smart Play system, with a tech-packed Smart Brick that can recognize and interact with sets and minifigures. It was unexpected and delightful to see Lego come up with a way to modernize its bricks without the need for apps, screens or AI. So I was a little
OpenAI says ads will not influence ChatGPT’s responses, and that it won’t sell user data to advertisers.
The plan, which is still in its early stages, is spearheaded by former USDS administrator Mikey Dickerson.
The viral meme isn’t really about China or actual Chinese people. It's a symbol of what Americans believe their own country has lost.
Don’t suffer the buffer. These WIRED-tested home routers will deliver reliable internet across your home, whatever your needs or budget.
Smart plugs can add controls to any outlet, but they aren’t perfect for everything. Here’s our guide to using one and which ones to buy.
The “Joining” seems to connect people via radio waves. Let’s dig into the physics at play.
DJI's new action camera brings a larger sensor, a variable aperture lens, 8K video, interchangeable lenses, and more.
Entertainment
HGTV star Leslie Davis blindsided fans when she dropped an engagement bombshell this week ... no one knew she'd been divorced for years ... and now she's giving a more detailed timeline. Leslie announced Wednesday she was engaged to Don Reidy,…
Elsie Hewitt just wanted a nice cup of joe on a cold day ... and she ended up burning the s*** out of her mouth because it was so hot! The model took to Instagram Friday night to rail against coffee joints that sell coffee so hot -- people can't…
Madison Beer's new album is finally out ... and we've got all the shots of her focused on music to celebrate the release. "Locket" -- released Friday -- is Beer's third studio album ... and, she puts everything she has into each and every one, as…
Another theme park death ... this time at Universal Studios in Orlando, where a woman died after riding the Revenge of the Mummy roller coaster. The woman became unresponsive after going on the ride Nov. 25 and she was transported to a local…
If the Buffalo Bills need any help at receiver against the Denver Broncos this weekend, they can call a familiar face ... 'cause Stevie Johnson tells TMZ Sports he could rack up a "humble 40" yards -- and even score!! The former wide receiver last…
Former Nickelodeon child star Kianna Underwood has been identified as the victim in a terrible hit-and-run collision that left her dead after she was dragged down two Brooklyn blocks early Friday morning. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the…
Harvey and Charles are usually a tight team ... but Michael Rapaport's "Traitors" comments stirred up some trouble in paradise -- with the two men passionately debating on "TMZ Live." Our two colleagues discussed the reaction to Rapaport claiming…
Pastor to the stars John Gray III says a viral Druski skit making fun of megachurch pastors isn't an affront to God ... he says the jokes are hilarious and anyone who doesn't like it needs to do some introspection. John tells TMZ ... Druski isn't…
We're well into January to the point we have no idea what day it is ... but we do know Valentine's Day is next month, and no one's gonna look hotter on the day than Emily Ratajkowski! Case in point -- she just dropped a jaw-dropping IG clip Friday,…
Mike Posner changed the lyrics to his most famous song and bucked a social media trend ... and he's explaining why he views the past a lot differently than most folks right now. The "I Took a Pill in Ibiza" singer joined us on "TMZ Live" Friday,…
Stocks
Weather
Location is determined by your browser