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Progressive Democrats call to abolish ICE while centrist party members warn of political backlash, creating new divide over immigration enforcement reform.
Saint Paul Public Schools launches temporary virtual learning option amid Immigration and Customs Enforcement operations in Minnesota.
CBS News updated its style guidelines to use the term "biological sex at birth" when discussing transgender individuals, rather than the term "assigned at birth" preferred by activists.
Washington family seeks accountability after illegal immigrant truck driver allegedly killed their brother, but face legal roadblocks in suing government.
European countries are deploying military personnel to Greenland for a quick mission as the Trump administration is pushing to acquire the Danish territory.
The U.S. military seized a sixth Venezuelan oil tanker in a Caribbean operation Thursday amid the Trump administration's campaign against illicit oil trade.
Trump will meet Nobel Peace Prize winner María Corina Machado, despite backing Maduro's vice preisdent to lead Venezuela after the U.S. captured Maduro.
The U-Haul driver claims LAPD waved him into Iranian protesters in Los Angeles, leading to arrest on suspicion of reckless driving after going through crowd.
Madison Sheahan, the deputy director of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, has resigned to run for Congress in Ohio's 9th Congressional District.
The Buffalo Bills are extremely banged up as they look to make their first Super Bowl appearance in more than 30 years. They play the Denver Broncos in the AFC Divisional Round.
Satire
WASHINGTON—In an abrupt termination that surprised many White House observers and raised questions about the fate of her remaining staff, first lady Melania Trump reportedly cast longtime aide Heather Schofield into the Well of Gloom on Thursday. Shortly after midnight, the 55-year-old Trump was
Cindy Patton, 66, died Wednesday when a nugget of granola punctured her cyanide tooth.
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WESTLAKE VILLAGE, CA—In an attempt to curb impulsive purchases made in periods of deep emotional distress, music store chain Guitar Center announced Thursday that it had instituted a 72-hour waiting period for all customers. “Owning a guitar is a huge responsibility, and the last thing we want
With its proposal of the first-ever $1 trillion defense budget, the White House has sought a dramatic increase in funding for the armed forces. Here, The Onion breaks down President Trump’s military spending by the numbers.
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WASHINGTON—Calling her actions “indefensible,” Vice President JD Vance stated Thursday that Renée Good was brainwashed by the Bible into loving thy neighbor. “The fact of the matter is that Renée Good was radicalized by these deranged, left-wing texts,” said Vance, whose response to the
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to the new food pyramid released Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Democrats have released an alternative food pentagram.
TEHRAN — As Iranian protestors were shot dead in the streets, President Trump made good on his promise to come to their aid by having thousands of "Make Iran Great Again" hats airdropped all over the country.
NEW YORK, NY — According to filings to the Federal Court of the southern district of New York, former President Bill Clinton says he will gladly testify on the Epstein case just as soon as he gets back from this really cool island.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Supreme Court took a break from deliberations regarding individuals competing in sports designated for the opposite sex to bring in an expert five-year-old boy to explain the difference between boys and girls.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson arrived for work at the Supreme Court building this morning in the official, yellow SCOTUS short bus.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has revealed his plan to seize Australia, cash in its two-troop continent bonus each turn, wait for the other armies to deplete each other, and then launch an invasion of Asia.
Reality television personality Spencer Pratt announced a longshot bid for Los Angeles mayor, with The Hills star vowing to “expose the system.” What do you think?
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TYLER, TX — Local man Ryan Jennings discovered today that the hole in his heart was actually in the precise shape of a seven-ton mini-excavator.
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It wasn’t at a plantation, okay? It was just a big Southern house.
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This otherwise unremarkable home is serviced by a real 10-out-of-10 panty-melting stud of a postal worker. Reference #45823
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PITTSBURGH—Acknowledging that the erotic, ultrarealistic episodes had been a frequent occurrence since the NFL season began, local resident Peter Hayward told reporters Tuesday that his vivid sex dream from the previous evening was once again about Pittsburgh Steelers mascot Steely McBeam. “Oh J
Sports
When an upstart ike Indiana wins, whispers of cheating are inevitable. Maybe they're just better.
The latest news, announcements and updates ahead of the 2026 World Baseball Classic.
Enter the free NFL Divisional Round Super 6 Contest for a chance to win cash prizes! And don't worry — Chris 'The Bear' Fallica is here to help.
The rosters are set, the rink is (mostly) ready. Here are the key players to watch at the 2026 Games.
The midseason rankings include nine new names, including two freshman. Sarah Strong remains No. 1.
Texas beat South Carolina in a November nonconference game. Can the Gamecocks even the series?
From expected Final Four contenders like Kentucky and beyond, these teams have work to do in the final stretch.
Three of the five remaining unbeaten teams suffered their first losses and tumbled down the top 25.
L.A. is (again) the favorite, but with a month left until spring training, each team has work to do.
Three future Hall of Famers have dominated the conversation. We break down who the king of the hill is for his generation.
With the NBA trade deadline looming, we evaluated the players most likely to get dealt -- and why their roster status is precarious.
Dillon Brooks felt unwanted in Memphis but was beloved in Houston and has the Suns overachieving this season.
Fifteen former college basketball players were among those charged by federal prosecutors in a game-fixing scandal.
The New York Giants reversed more than a decade of misfortune overnight when they hired John Harbaugh, the coach they desperately needed.
Compare the best sports betting apps and sites for 2026. See reviews, bonuses, and features to help choose the right sportsbook for your needs.
Check out the best moments from this showdown between the Arizona State Sun Devils vs the No. 1 Arizona Wildcats
Check out the best moments from this showdown between the No. 4 Michigan Wolverines and the Washington Huskies!
Arizona State Sun Devils' Moe Odum drilled DEEP 3 and drew the foul for a 4-point play vs. the Arizona Wildcats.
Tobe Awaka finished 10 pass sequence with a powerful slam, No. 1 Arizona Wildcats extend lead over the Arizona State Sun Devils
Michigan Wolverines’ Yaxel Lendeborg found Aday Mara, who threw down a slam dunk against the Washington Huskies.
Tech
If you’re looking for something to entertain your kids for the next several months (and potentially longer), YouTube would like you to know that more than 100 classic episodes of Sesame Street are now streaming on the platform.
The partnership between Sesame Street creator Sesame Workshop and You
Mentra will soon start shipping its first smart glasses, the Mentra Live. At first glance, there’s nothing obvious setting Mentra’s glasses apart from its more well-known competitors, but they come with their own dedicated app store, and employ an open-source OS with an SDK that developers have
During CES 2026, Samsung unveiled plenty of new TVs, monitors and other hardware. However, the company is also looking to expand further into video games and has announced a significant refresh to its Gaming Hub on smartphones.
Engadget spoke with Samsung’s Jong Woo, VP of Game Services, who expla
Whether you’re a no-frills backpacker or a bag-checking fashionista, there’s a perfect packing cube out there for you.
Roblox's age-verification system was designed as a response to allegations it has a child predator problem. Less than a week in, how's it going? Well, Wired reported on Tuesday that, in some cases, it's classifying children as adults and adults as children. So, not so great!Last week, Roblox made ag
IO Interactive raised a few eyebrows last week when it announced the minimum and recommended PC specs for 007 First Light. To run the James Bond adventure at in 1080p at 60 fps, IOI initially said you'd need to have a rig with at least 32GB of RAM and a GPU with 12GB of VRAM. The studio has now revi
Basketball fans can save on NBA League Pass right now, which lets you catch a bunch of out-of-market NBA games via streaming. The League Pass Premium subscription is on sale for $75, down from the usual $160, and League Pass Standard is marked down to $50 from $110. Considering we're almost halfway
After a widely hyped and successful Kickstarter campaign, Valerion’s 4K VisionMaster Max laser projector has finally arrived. It’s the company’s new flagship model in the VisionMaster series, offering better image quality and more convenience than its other models. However, it’s quite expens
President Trump has signed a proclamation imposing a 25 percent tariff on “certain advanced computing chips,” the White House has announced. As The New York Times notes, the administration previously threatened much bigger and broader tariffs for chips. Trump even said that he was going to impo
These WIRED-tested wearables reduce your reliance on a phone while keeping you connected.
OpenAI has debuted a dedicated ChatGPT-powered translation tool. While folks have been using the main chatbot for translation for some time, you can now find ChatGPT Translate on its own webpage, as Android Authority spotted. The tool can translate text, voice inputs and images into more than 50 la
Spotify is raising the prices for its premium subscriptions by $1 to $2 across the board, starting this February. Those are similar figures to the company’s last price hike in 2024. Subscribers across the US, Estonia and Latvia will soon receive an email, notifying them that they’ll be paying a
In the market for a mystery treat? There’s more out there than Labubu. We bought a bunch of blind boxes online, and these are our favorites.
The longtime cybersecurity professional says she’s taking the helm of the legacy security organization at “an inflection point” for tech and the world beyond.
VO2 max can predict cardiorespiratory health and longevity, but only if you understand what the number can and can’t tell you.
Flaws in how 17 models of headphones and speakers use Google’s one-tap Fast Pair Bluetooth protocol have left devices open to eavesdroppers and stalkers.
Join our livestream—and pose a question to WIRED’s panel of experts—on China’s dominance, influence, and how it is rewriting the future.
Months after major data leaks, the app where women leave Yelp-style reviews about men is relaunching with a new website. It’s not back on iOS, but the Android app has new AI features.
The AI boom is driving an unprecedented wave of data center construction, but there aren’t enough skilled tradespeople in the US to keep up.
With the looks and speed of a gaming keyboard and the comfort of an ergonomic keyboard, the Falcata is a unique and expensive hybrid for a niche audience.
Entertainment
Porsha Williams says Donna Kelce is a 'Real Housewives' stan ... telling Andy Cohen that Taylor Swift's future mother-in-law fangirled over her while on "The Traitors." The reality TV star chatted with Andy on Wednesday's episode of "Watch What…
Luigi Mangione's cousin is heading to Brooklyn -- not for visitation at the Metropolitan Detention Center ... but to play professional soccer. The USL's Brooklyn FC announced the interesting signing on Wednesday ... saying 24-year-old Peter…
Shorts, shades and a tank are locked in ... Sophie Turner is fully primed to step into Lara Croft’s boots, and the first look shows she’s ready to dominate the role of the video game icon! The "Game of Thrones" alum is channeling peak…
Nostalgia for 2016 is all over social media these days … but reminiscing on a decade ago might be awkward timing for Hailee Steinfeld! An old photo of the “Sinners” star is making the rounds this week, and Bills Mafia is definitely doing a…
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents got a heated reception upon entering a restaurant in Minnesota ... with customers screaming profanities at them and demanding they get out. Video of the wild interaction this week has surfaced online ...…
Tragedy in Brazil -- Arlindo de Souza, known for injecting mineral oil and alcohol into his arms to achieve his "Brazilian Popeye" look -- has died at 55. Family members say the bodybuilder passed away Tuesday in Recife, in Brazil’s Pernambuco…
Things have gone from bad to worse for Timothy Busfield … the actor was reportedly dropped from his talent agency after his arrest on child sex abuse charges. Deadline reports Innovative Artists cut ties with the "West Wing" star on Wednesday as…
Rihanna and A$AP Rocky seem like a match made in heaven ... but apparently, they're also a match made by the rapper's mom! A$AP appeared on "NYT Popcast" Thursday and revealed his mom would constantly badger him to make a move on Rihanna when they…
Kristy Scott is showing what her estranged husband Desmond Scott lost ... breaking her silence after filing for divorce by posting some red-hot snaps in a skin-tight dress. Check out her post from Wednesday -- the newly single influencer is showing…
John Hinckley Jr., the man who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan, is convinced he's the reason Jodie Foster is sexually attracted to other women. John tells TMZ he has a theory that his failed Reagan assassination attempt in 1981 traumatized Jodie…
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