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Dr. Mehmet Oz sprang into action during President Donald Trump’s speech in Kentucky when an older woman collapsed, prompting the president to pause his remarks and call for assistance.
CNN host Abby Phillip issued an on-air correction for falsely claiming that New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was the target of Saturday's terrorist attack.
Italy defeated Mexico to advance in World Baseball Classic, while saving Team USA's tournament hopes with their crucial victory in Houston.
New York Giants co-owners Steve Tisch, Laurie Tisch and Jonathan Tisch submitted a request to transfer their 23.1% stake to their children's trusts.
CSU and San Jose State University sued the federal government over Title IX transgender volleyball findings after Education Secretary threatened funding cuts.
Democratic Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner suggested opposition to transgender athletes in female sports stems from an "out-of-state" billionaire agenda.
President Donald Trump introduced Jake Paul at a political rally in Hebron, Kentucky, on Wednesday, predicting the YouTuber turned boxer will one day seek political office.
Kyler Murray was released by the Arizona Cardinals, becoming a free agent, and the Minnesota Vikings are reportedly the overwhelming favorite to sign the former No. 1 pick.
Deep-sea explorer Tommy Thompson released from federal custody after decade behind bars for allegedly hiding 500 gold coins from historic shipwreck.
A Florida man allegedly threatened car wash workers with an ax before being taken down by a teen MMA-trained employee protecting his younger brother.
Satire
TEHRAN — Rumors of the Ayatollah regime's nefarious plot to launch an assault on the west coast of the United States hit a snag on Wednesday, as Iran canceled plans to attack California after seeing Gavin Newsom had already destroyed it.
CNN has been a mainstay of the American media since its inception in 1980. The prestigious network has won several awards covering everything from the 1993 World Trade Center bombing to 9/11, making it the most trusted name in news. Aspiring journalists, take note! CNN's reporting on terrorist attac
Democrats Condemn Hegseth For Using Money To Feed Soldiers When It Could Have Gone To Somali Daycare
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats criticized Secretary of War Pete Hegseth for giving frontline U.S. soldiers a nice meal when that money could have gone to fund Somali daycare centers in Minnesota.
MONTGOMERY, AL — A local teenage girl warned her friends that there was a creep with a BBQ stain on his white t-shirt that persisted in ogling her as she tried to skip rocks on the river by the railroad tracks.
FRANKLIN, TN — In what was later described as "unusually cruel", local parents punished their teen son by forcing him to stay up to watch Jimmy Kimmel's monologue.
TEHRAN — The newly-minted Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei tragically died this morning after being accidentally left out in the rain.
According to a research paper, an AI agent went rogue and started mining cryptocurrencies, the surprise behavior triggering security alarms that autonomous bots could use cryptocurrency as a pathway into the economy “without any explicit instruction and, more troublingly, outside the bounds of the
NEW BEDFORD, MA—Expressing deep gratitude to find himself surrounded by those so dear to his heart, local crab Dan Herscher told reporters Wednesday that he was just happy to be in a bucket with all his friends. “Yes, sir, there’s nothing better than hanging out in a plastic bucket and clamber
WASHINGTON—In a chaotic scene that left motorists confused and alarmed, witnesses along Interstate 495 reported Tuesday that President Donald Trump was seen wandering pantsless on the shoulder of the freeway, holding a ceremonial sword straight out in front of him, and asking passing drivers, “W
TEHRAN — Iranian government officials have reached out to the American Democratic Party for advice on how run a country with a dead leader.
The couple’s Maldives destination wedding was largely a litmus test to find out which of their friends and family they can hit up for money in the future.
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Tommy’s parents are on a trip up north somewhere, so he’s inviting the whole class over to open his dad’s liquor cabinet. You in? Reference #15937
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WASHINGTON—Scratching his chin as he appeared to search for the right words, Vice President JD Vance reportedly struggled to articulate Wednesday what exactly it was that he didn’t love about the baby name “Rohit.” “I like where you’re going with it for sure, it’s just, uh, I was think
Dozens of former employees accused Danish chef René Redzepi, who co-founded Noma, widely regarded as one of the best restaurants in the world, of inflicting physical and psychological violence on the staff for years. What do you think?
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MILWAUKEE—Dismissing the concerns of loved ones as seriously lacking in perspective, local woman Sara Heston, 32, argued Tuesday that her boyfriend was barely an alcoholic as far as boyfriends go. “Dan is essentially sober compared to my previous partners,” said Heston, alleging the 35-year-ol
FRANKLIN, TN—Insisting that she hoped the spike in oil costs was only the beginning of a long upward trend, MAGA voter Kaitlyn Leonardi told reporters Tuesday that she loved high gas prices. “I don’t care if the prices rise—heck, I prefer them that way,” said Leonardi, who crossed her arm
Jason McNamarra, 28, did technically swallow that sword.
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Sports
Co-owner Jorge Mas has made it clear: Inter Miami wants to win the Concacaf Champions Cup. And the pressure is on Leo Messi and Co. after a drab 0-0 first-leg draw in the round of 16 on Wednesday.
Your one-stop shop for fantasy football reaction to all the key player movement via free agency and trades.
As Selection Sunday awaits, here's the state of the top of the bracket.
Mikayla Blakes made sure POY wasn't a one-player race, and Aaliyah Chavez had company in the FOY talk.
The Tigers leapfrog the Hoosiers as "Last Team In" with Wednesday's SEC tournament win.
The Hoosiers and Longhorns lost in their conference tournaments, leaving them right on the forecast cutlines.
Ravens GM Eric DeCosta got emotional at times in explaining it was a difficult but necessary decision to rescind the trade with the Raiders for Maxx Crosby, saying, "Nobody's more upset about this than me."
Playing in her first game since July, Caitlin Clark had 17 points and 12 assists in 19 minutes to lead Team USA to a 110-64 win in its first game of the FIBA World Cup qualifiers.
Colin Dorgan, the high school hockey player who lost three family members in a mass shooting at a Rhode Island rink last month, scored on a breakaway in double overtime to lift his Blackstone Valley Co-op team into the state final.
The edge rush market exploded, the Titans called on old friends, Mike Evans landed in a new place, and two players were very particular about their contract numbers.
The 2026 Big East Men's Basketball Tournament is right around the corner, and we've got you covered with everything to know.
The 2026 Big Ten Men's Basketball Tournament is right around the corner, and we've got you covered with everything to know.
See which teams have locked up an automatic bid for the 2026 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament ahead of Selection Sunday.
Here's how each team on the NCAA Tournament bubble has improved or diminished its case for an at-large bid to the big dance.
Italy went undefeated through Pool B and helped Team USA (officially) punch its ticket to the quarterfinals as the runner-up.
The quarterfinal matchups are set for the 2026 World Baseball Classic.
Team USA has advanced to the quarterfinal round of the 2026 World Baseball Classic.
Catching up on all day's action from the World Baseball Classic.
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Tech
Google Play has introduced a new feature called Game Trials, which will let you play a portion of paid games for free before you commit to buying them. It’s now rolling out to select paid games on mobile, and it’s coming soon to Google Play Games on PC. Titles that offer Game Trials will show a
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The Big Apple has had a tech boom in the past few years—here’s where to stay, play, eat, and work in the city’s tech-dense Dumbo neighborhood.
In 2024, Microsoft caused a lot of head-scratching and general bemusement with the launch of its "This is an Xbox" marketing campaign. Now, though, it appears the quandary over what is and isn't an Xbox has been resolved. Game Developer noticed that the original blog post on Xbox Wire that kicked of
The biggest US measles outbreak in decades may be over sooner than expected.
The Strait of Hormuz, a busy waterway off the coast of Iran, has come to a near standstill. If the war drags on much longer, it could mean higher prices for consumer goods around the world.
Superhuman has taken its writing assistant Grammarly on quite the merry-go-round ride regarding its approach to AI tools. In August, the company launched a feature called Expert Review that would offer feedback on your writing, offering AI-generated feedback that would appear to come from a famous w
Apple still hasn’t confirmed a foldable iPhone, and the company’s latest round of product announcements didn’t change that. Apple launched several new devices last week, but there was still no mention of a folding iPhone. Even so, the steady stream of leaks and analyst reports hasn’t slowed.
The feature, which Grammarly shut down Wednesday, presented editing suggestions as if they came from established authors and academics—without their consent.
The Steam Machine is back from the dead. Not as a Valve-supported program for manufacturers to create living room PCs, but instead as a home console sibling to the Steam Deck. Valve introduced its second attempt at ruling the living room in a surprise hardware announcement in November 2025, and pair
It must be 2017 because loot boxes are back in the news again. Two weeks after New York's attorney general sued Valve over its use of the gimmick, the company has responded. In short, the Steam maker essentially said, "See you in court."New York's lawsuit accuses Valve of promoting illegal gambling
Companies including Google, Microsoft, and Palantir were listed as targets by Iranian media as the conflict with Israel and the US spills into digital infrastructure.
TikTok will soon let you stream full songs in its app via a new integration with Apple Music. The company's new Play Full Song feature makes it possible to link your Apple Music account toTikTok, and play any song that strikes your fancy directly in the app while you're scrolling.Starting a song is
The compact but surprisingly potent Ultimate Ears Boom 4 gets marked down ahead of your first spring party.
Microsoft first debuted its full screen Xbox experience for Windows in the ROG Ally Xbox handheld, in a bid to compete with Steam's nearly 15-year-old Big Picture Mode. That Xbox interface eventually made its way to other Windows 11 gaming portables last year. Today at GDC, Microsoft revealed that i
Microsoft plans to begin shipping early units of its next generation console, codenamed Project Helix, to game studios starting sometime next year. “We're sending alpha versions of Project Helix to developers starting in 2027,“ said Jason Ronald, vice-president of next generation for Xbox, a
The move could position the AI infrastructure powerhouse to quickly compete with OpenAI, Anthropic, and DeepSeek.
A new company called Musical Beings has officially unveiled the Tembo, which might be the cutest drum machine ever made. Just look at this thing! It's got a wooden chassis that resembles a standard drum machine, but with one key difference. The sequencer is tactile. Users arrange beats by placing ma
Entertainment
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Jack Osbourne named his newborn baby girl after his late father. Ozzy Osbourne's son just posted a video of the child on Instagram and it shows her full name is Ozzy Matilda Osbourne. Jack's daughter was born March 5 at 8:49 AM and she weighed 7…
Reality star Pumpkin spoke to TMZ about her decision to launch her OnlyFans … claiming she felt it was her time after watching friends make “pretty good money.” Mama June’s daughter told TMZ she decided to announce her OnlyFans…
Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner are firing back at Ray J's accusation that they planned to release the infamous sex tape ... denying it all under oath. According to new documents reviewed by TMZ ... Kim and Kris both filed declarations addressing…
Eric Rosenbrook says he and wife Leida Margaretha are taking things one day at a time after the heartbreaking death of their baby daughter, and they're not rushing into any big family decisions ... TMZ has learned. The "90 Day Fiancé" star tells…
President Trump just threw his support behind Jake Paul the politician if he ever chooses to run for office ... telling a crowd in Kentucky the YouTuber-turned-boxer has his "complete and total endorsement." The wild comment came during a rally in…
It’s been a long, rocky road ... but Shia LaBeouf finally made it to Rome for a very personal moment ... his father’s baptism. Check out the pic -- Shia stepped out of a car in a funky shirt and shorts, joining his dad for the big day --…
Donna Motsinger's lawsuit against Bill Cosby is taking yet another dramatic turn ... Cosby wants to use evidence her son, Jeff, is an alcoholic with childhood trauma to undermine his testimony ... but Donna's lawyers say he can't do that! In court…
The doctor who performed surgery on mom influencer Rachel Tussey is speaking out to deny that his work played any role in her health issues. Dr. Tork tells TMZ, “I am heartbroken for Rachel Tussey and her family. My thoughts remain with her loved…
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