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Both suspects accused of stabbing off-duty NYPD Detective Jose Mercedes in New York City are illegal immigrants with lengthy criminal records, DHS says.
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Hotel TV privacy risks go beyond forgotten passwords when you sign into Netflix or other streaming apps on shared devices you don't control.
Police seized glass vials, a vacuum and workout equipment from the Philadelphia house of horrors once owned by pornographer Raymond Horsch.
Marshall Billingslea warns the Irkutsk researcher's death could involve antibiotic-resistant plague engineered under the Soviet bioweapons program.
Fox Nation chronicles how Rudy Giuliani used the RICO Act to indict heads of the infamous Five Families in the 1985 Mafia Commission Trial that changed organized crime forever.
LeBron James is commuting from New York City to Philadelphia 76ers practices by helicopter, courtesy of his Fanatics corporate aviation deal.
Sally Yates will review Cornell University's full handling of the Jane Doe sexual assault allegations involving the Chi Phi fraternity in 2024.
Ketanji Brown Jackson and Sonia Sotomayor repeatedly questioned Supreme Court jurisdiction in Suncor v. Boulder, signaling a possible off-ramp.
Miss Germany 2022 Tatjana Genrich announced her professional boxing debut on the SES Boxing November 14 fight card after years away from the ring.
Satire
The Pentagon officially approved execution by firing squad for the Fort Hood shooter, but that's not the only crime the military is seeking the death penalty for these days.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump approved the execution of Nidal Malik Hasand on Monday, confirming that he would be tied to a bomb and dropped on the country of Iran.
PARIS — At long last, the Palestinian people finally have a land to truly call their own.
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and MAHA influencers have promoted the use of peptides, short-chain amino acids with a range of purported but often unsubstantiated health benefits. The Onion examines the pros and cons of these supplements. PRO Have met same rigorous safety standards as Kranke
WASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday into why their party lost the 2026 midterm elections. “Upon careful analysis, it’s clear our or
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U.S. — With unrest drawing attention around the globe and the November midterm elections coming up soon, Democrats made it a point to blame President Donald Trump's cuts to USAID for slowing the communist takeover of the West.
WOODSTOCK, ME — Shouts of "BOOOO!" could be heard coming from a cabin in the woods as a man later identified as podcast host Tucker Carlson became increasingly frustrated while watching Indiana Jones defeat the Nazis, neighbors said.
NEW YORK, NY — Against all odds, a young, attractive blonde woman managed to land a job working at Fox News.
NASHVILLE, TN — Prison officials admitted they were unsure how to go about executing a woman who was currently being kept alive by a ventilator that is plugged into a power outlet in the wall.
WASHINGTON—Faced with a weekend of dismal ticket sales that ranked among the worst in the megastar’s career, a smiling, unblinking Tom Cruise calmly stated Monday that he just wanted to know why the nation didn’t turn out to see his new movie Digger. “Relax, I’m not gonna fly off the hand
SAN ANTONIO, TX — A group of archaeologists at the University of Texas in San Antonio excitedly announced the discovery of a massive skeleton that could provide evidence for the existence of the Nephilim. Sadly, however, the bones were ultimately discovered to belong to a giant Halloween yard skel
PARIS — The broader French populace became persuaded by the justness of the protesters' cause after seeing them use a homemade blowtorch to set a woman's face on fire.
DARLINGTON, OH—In an obvious attempt to appeal to the county’s different demographic, U.S. House of Representatives candidate Jim Richardson reportedly showed up Monday to a campaign event in a rural part of Ohio’s 12 Congressional District with a different wife. “It’s natural for a candi
WASHINGTON—During an address to the nation Tuesday in which he claimed to have obtained definitive proof that the election was stolen, President Donald Trump presented bombshell evidence showing his opponent Joe Biden actively campaigned against him throughout the 2020 presidential race. Trump, wh
INDIANAPOLIS—As he maintained steady eye contact and periodically murmured, “Yeah, man,” ESPN host Pat McAfee could be seen nodding along Tuesday during a broadcast of his talk show in which Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Aaron Rodgers delivered a two-hour monologue extolling the health benef
Trump has directed his administration to build a triumphal arch in Washington, D.C., to commemorate the nation’s 250th anniversary. The Onion looks at the key facts and figures behind the new monument. 4 Barrons tall at highest point 17 Engraved typos 1 Additional arch needed to make McDonald’s
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Sports
U.S. captain Jim Furyk acknowledged that the Americans are "the underdogs" at next year's Ryder Cup in Ireland.
The Seahawks decided not to sign veteran running back Joe Mixon to their practice squad after he underwent a physical, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
After a disputed point in her win over Sun Xinran at the China Open on Monday, Coco Gauff said she received an "insane" amount of racist comments.
Michigan tight end Zack Marshall apologized for "inappropriate comments" after a leaked group text showed messages attributed to him that criticized OC Jason Beck.
Missouri freshman offensive tackle Johnnie "DJ" Jones is hospitalized in Florida and needs a heart transplant, Tigers coach Eli Drinkwitz said Tuesday.
Dennis Franchione, whose 40-year college football coaching career included stops at Texas A&M, Alabama and TCU, has died at the age of 75.
South Carolina edge rusher Dylan Stewart returned to practice after being suspended for multiple incidents in a game against Alabama. His status against Florida on Saturday is undecided.
The NFL Referees Association said it will challenge the severity of the suspensions of two officials for unprofessional conduct.
How could the changes aimed at circumventing tanking likely affect on-court outcomes this season?
From atmosphere to unique structures, some places are harder to play than others.
As Lionel Messi says farewell to the Argentina, let's look back at his legendary World Cup career.
Brock Purdy has been the best quarterback in football. Jalen Hurts will have better days. Will Cam Ward? Here are Henry McKenna's latest QB rankings.
The Seattle Seahawks are offically signing RB Joe Mixon to their practice squad.
New Orleans Saints veteran Cameron Jordan ripped the team's defense after they were blown out by the Atlanta Falcons.
Cristiano Ronaldo has threatened to not represent Portugal under new coach Jorge Jesus.
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The NFL has suspended two officials for inappropriate conduct during Week 4.
Tech
Samsung’s The Frame is the leading art TV for a reason. The matte display makes paintings look like museum pieces, not a glossy screensaver.
With some processing caveats of course.
From their dorky parties to their weird walks, the movie holds OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and other stakeholders with contempt, while demonstrating their recklessness.
They’re the best over-ear headphones for Apple loyalists, and over 20 percent off at multiple retailers right now.
Please don't name it ParaMax.
We compare Google's Photos and Gallery apps, so you can decide which one to use.
The right gadgets can make your house feel smarter. After extensive testing and price checks, these are the Prime Day smart home deals worth bagging.
Snag some new Yeti gear in your choice of eye-popping colors while supplies last (which won't be long).
Breville, Keurig, Fellow, and AeroPress gear we recommend is on sale, with options for espresso enthusiasts and one-button brewers alike.
Amazon Prime Big Deal Days are here and we’ve tracked down the best discounts on all the gear our team recommends.
I’ve tested the wearables, tracked the prices, and found the Prime Day deals worth grabbing.
The attackers sent a push notification to Asos shoppers announcing their activity.
Auk’s original countertop garden is on clearance for $199, with everything you need to start growing herbs indoors.
Time and spikes take a toll on a surge protector, even with no visible signs of damage.
Everything is so expensive in 2026, but these October Prime Day Deals are all under $100 on gadgets we recommend.
Your old camera might give video calls an upgrade, as long as USB support or clean HDMI keeps the setup sensible.
Your Android device will only receive updates for so long, and it might have already left its support period without you realizing.
Task Scheduler isn't a particularly pretty part of Windows, but it's a powerful tool if you take the time to understand it.
Nintendo's best controller is expensive, so here are some cheaper, awesome alts.
Mesh systems tend to look more like minimalist decor than traditional routers, and there's actually a good reason.
Entertainment
A woman who allegedly got drunk before an American Airlines flight took her induction into the Mile High Club into her own hands ... literally ... because she's on video pleasuring herself, and only TMZ has the shocking footage. In the 7-second…
BenDaDonnn says an overly aggressive police officer caused all the drama before his weekend arrest in Texas ... while he and his crew just got caught up in the BS. The social media personality addressed Sunday's arrest with fans while wearing…
Andrew Tate allegedly had some seriously disturbing material on his devices ... including extreme porn depicting sex acts with a horse and an eel ... according to newly filed court docs obtained by TMZ. The allegations are laid out in a massive…
Shia LaBeouf's relationship with FKA Twigs may soon receive renewed attention ... because she just filed docs saying he agreed the NDA she signed barring her from talking about his alleged sexual abuse is void. FKA's lawyer, Mathew Rosengart, told…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 10:30 AM and 12:00 PM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's…
Dolly Parton's nephew Bryan Seaver went scorched-earth in a series of emails ... calling one man a "f***ing s***bag loser" and warning his lawyers would "start f***ing you up the ass" ... according to newly filed court docs. The wild alleged…
Televangelist Jim Bakker was in hospice care in Missouri when he died Monday, TMZ has learned. Stone County Coroner John Cunnyngham tells TMZ ... Jim was under the "immediate care" of a doctor in a hospice program before he passed away Monday night…
Bill Burr is known for dishing out life advice on his podcast ... and now he’s bringing it to the TMZ crew! We got the comedy icon Tuesday in New York City and he gave our photog, Seleah, some unsolicited advice on how to find a husband ... and…
Tyreek Hill is in court Tuesday amid his high-profile divorce from Keeta Vacarro ... and we're live streaming the whole thing. The NFL star -- who reportedly may soon sign with a new team -- is in the Children's Courthouse in Miami on Tuesday.…
The father of 21 children embroiled in a surrogacy scandal genuinely wanted to raise a bunch of kids who would contribute to the world ... at least according to his lawyer. Here's the deal ... last summer, Guojun Xuan and Silvia Zhang of Arcadia,…
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