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Australian officials say the Bondi Beach gunmen carried bombs, ISIS flags and had recently traveled to the Philippines, confirming the massacre was ISIS-inspired.
Doctor found dead in Dollar Tree freezer in Miami's Little Havana. Police say no foul play involved in mysterious death of Nicaraguan doctor.
An out-of-control MTA bus crashed into multiple vehicles across in the Bronx on Monday, sending eight people including the driver to the hospital.
The Pittsburgh Steelers maintained their AFC North lead with a dominant victory over the Miami Dolphins, 28-15, as Aaron Rodgers put together four straight touchdown drives.
A Defense Department unit says U.S. forces struck three terrorist-operated vessels on narco routes in the Eastern Pacific, killing eight suspected narco-terrorists.
Pentagon escalates investigation into Sen. Mark Kelly over misconduct allegations related to video urging troops to refuse illegal orders from commanders.
CNN anchor Jake Tapper admitted he thoroughly reports on President Donald Trump's age in some degree to make up for not questioning President Joe Biden.
Rep. Ilhan Omar dismisses questions about alleged brother marriage as ‘sick’ attacks, while Trump border czar Tom Homan signals that documents related to the claims are under review.
ICE arrests 17 illegal migrants convicted of murder, sexual exploitation of minors, and other serious crimes during weekend operations across the U.S.
Whoopi Goldberg remembers Rob Reiner, who worked with her on "Ghosts of Mississippi," as a "wonderful director" and friend during an eulogy on "The View."
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PITTSBURGH—Raising his hands before him as his eyes turned ominously white, the referee of the Steelers–Dolphins game was heard to let out a blood-curdling cackle Monday before declaring the penalty for defensive pass interference would be “no fewer than 10,000 years of winter.” “Hear me,
U.S. — In a heartfelt showing of remembrance for the renowned director of This Is Spinal Tap, the nation's worship leaders collectively announced plans to honor Rob Reiner by turning their guitars up to 11.
LAS VEGAS, NV — What was thought of up until recently as a promising college football coaching career took a sad turn this week, as after being charged with multiple felonies, former University of Michigan coach Sherrone Moore was forced to move to the NFL.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An executive order banning immigration from several Muslim-majority countries compelled Democratic lawmakers to voice concerns that this may delay the global intifada.
The post FBI Designates Brown University Shooting A Cold Case appeared first on The Onion.
NEW YORK, NY — The leader of America's most prominent city experienced a family crisis today, as reports indicated that New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani's aunt felt slightly uncomfortable at a supermarket in the wake of the Australian Islamic terror attack.
FLINT, MI — Parishioners of St. John's Lutheran Church say it was immediately obvious which kid didn't practice for the children's Christmas choir this year.
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — A heroic man who bravely wrestled away a rifle from an Islamic terrorist during the deadly shooting at Bondi Beach on Sunday has been formally charged with the unlawful possession of a firearm.
PROVIDENCE, RI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Rhode Island in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured several others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Monday that there was no way to pre
In-N-Out Burger quietly removed “67” from its order call-out system nationwide, apparently to deter youths from erupting into cheers when the number was announced. What do you think?
The post In-N-Out Removes ‘67’ From Ordering System appeared first on The Onion.
SPRINGFIELD, MA—Facing intense backlash and scrutiny from critics who say the reference book publisher had failed to take all words into consideration, Merriam-Webster was accused of bias Monday after officially selecting ‘dictionary’ as its 2025 word of the year. “Merriam-Webster clearly ha
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing her ability to meet the film industry’s evolving needs, actress Gal Gadot reportedly assured a casting agent Monday that she was more than capable of playing AI roles. “I’ve been told for years I bring a certain lifelessness to my characters,” said Gadot, who emphas
With the holiday season getting longer every year, Americans nationwide are searching for methods to ensure the focal point of their decor remains healthy and vibrant through Dec. 25 and beyond. Here are tips on how to keep your Christmas tree fresh. Choose A Genetically Pure Tree Of Noble Heritage:
Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and pop star Katy Perry confirmed their status as a couple after a number of public sightings sparked rumors of a romance. The Onion presents a timeline of the pair’s relationship. A.D. 1100 The couple’s common ancestor establishes two distinct blood
MELBOURNE — To stem the growing tide of violence against Jewish citizens, the Australian government has moved to officially ban the celebration of Hanukkah.
BURBANK, CA—Drawing back the curtain on the reclusive and mysterious life of the multiplatinum recording artist, Disney+ premiered a new six-part Eras Tour documentary Friday that offers a rare look at Taylor Swift. “Fans might know Taylor Swift’s music, but The End Of An Era goes where no for
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Sports
Will AC Milan be able to sign Gabriel Jesus in January? Transfer Talk has the latest news and rumors.
Mavericks rookie Cooper Flagg became the youngest player in NBA history to score 40 points after he dropped 42 in an overtime loss Monday.
Rockets coach Ime Udoka was critical of the officiating after his team's OT loss to the Nuggets, calling out the crew for inconsistent calls.
Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes underwent successful surgery Monday in Dallas to repair the tear in his left ACL. A league source told ESPN that Mahomes also had a torn LCL that was repaired.
Aaron Rodgers grinned as he shouted out the names of his teammates who helped the Steelers beat the Dolphins on Monday night -- Kenneth Gainwell, Connor Heyward, Marquez Valdes-Scantling, Asante Samuel Jr., Adam Thielen. They all had something in common.
Texas quarterback Arch Manning will return to school to play in 2026, finally putting to rest questions about his future beyond this season.
Michigan interim coach Biff Poggi said Monday his players feel betrayed and angry following the firing and arrest of former coach Sherrone Moore.
Ha-Seong Kim is returning to Atlanta, agreeing Monday to a one-year, $20 million contract.
Harrison Bertos scored 1:54 into overtime after Washington let a two-goal lead slip against North Carolina State to earn its first Men's College Cup national championship.
NFL teams remained petty in Week 15 with the Pittsburgh Steelers poking fun at the Miami Dolphins after a huge home win.
The Steelers maintained their lead in the AFC North with a dominant win over the Dolphins. Here's how it went down.
Ralph Vacchiano sorts out the NFL's hierarchy after every week of the 2025 season.
Keeping track of players who may be on the move, manager comings and goings, and other buzz from around the majors.
A pair of Ohio State stars lead the way in Joel Klatt's early top five for the 2026 Heisman race.
Danny Parkins, Willie Colon and Greg Jennings debate Danny’s take on the AFC West being wide open despite the Denver Broncos’ dominance, while also breaking down the Green Bay Packers’ loss and reacting to Micah Parsons’ injury.
The college football transfer portal doesn't technically open until Jan. 2, but players are announcing their intentions to enter the portal.
Nick Wright, Kevin Wildes, Chris Broussard and Danny Parkins react to Danny winning the Shedeur-Caleb bet, discuss why Brou owes Danny and Caleb an apology, and break down Patrick Mahomes suffering a torn ACL late in the fourth quarter.
Here's the latest on what's happening around college football during the postseason.
U.S. midfielder Tyler Adams has suspected medial collateral ligament damage after limping out of Bournemouth’s 4-4 draw with Manchester United in the Premier League.
Former Manchester United star Paul Ince has urged Kobbie Mainoo to leave Old Trafford in January and has warned that the 20-year-old risks missing out on England's 2026 World Cup squad if he continues to languish on the bench. The Carrington product was once considered one of United's brightest pros
Tech
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Google will stop sending out dark web reports starting early next year, as it shuts down the free tool that can tell you if your personal information has appeared on the seedy underbelly of the internet. The tool used to be exclusively available to Google One subscribers until the company opened it
LG is getting in on one of the newest trends for televisions with the introduction of Micro RGB. The company will unveil the LG Micro RGB evo at CES 2026, but it shared some preliminary information about the screen today.
Micro RGB is a newer screen technology where rather than white lights, the bac
A Louisiana law that would have required social media platforms to verify the ages of their users has been blocked by a judge. The law, known as the Secure Online Child Interaction and Age Limitation, was passed in 2023 and required Meta, Reddit, Snap, YouTube Discord and others to implement age ver
Hannah Wong told staff she is moving on to her “next chapter.” The company will be running an executive search to find a replacement, according to a memo.
Microsoft made a big punt this year with Copilot. The company put its AI chatbot into a special line of laptops and has also tried to integrate it into other tech products. The latest place you may find Copilot is on your LG smart television, whether you want it or not.
Several LG smart TV owners ha
Just last month, Ford seemed to be on the brink of sunsetting the F-150 Lightning. Today, the vehicle manufacturer announced plans to reboot the truck as a hybrid. This next generation of the F-150 Lightning will contain Extended Range Electric Vehicle. An EREV is similar in concept to a plug-in hyb
The holidays are nearly here and if you’re a bit behind on your gift shopping, you’re not alone. The holidays can truly sneak up on you, and this year that’s been more true than ever. Between wrapping things up at work before some well-deserved time off and making sure you have everything you
The move comes as a response to the Trump administration's waning support for electrification and a weakening consumer market.
This time of year has a lot of merry and bright things to be excited about, but it can be stressful if you’re stumped on what to get your mom, dad, best friend, coworker or kids’ teacher as a holiday gift. Whether you enjoy or dread buying gifts for people, it’s safe to say we all want to give
Apple TV is adding Google Cast support to its native Android app. This update allows subscribers to stream Apple TV shows from their smartphones to their televisions. Apple's streaming service only just released the dedicated app for the Android operating system in February 2025. Adding in Google Ca
In an era where we often have to twiddle our thumbs for three years before a new season of a TV show we enjoy returns to our screens, the second season of Fallout has had a relatively short turnaround. It's set to hit Prime Video 20 months after the first batch of episodes. As it turns out, the sea
Bungie’s Marathon has a new release window. The survival extraction shooter was originally set to hit PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S and PC in September, but by June, Sony had delayed it indefinitely. Now, with a plagiarism issue largely in the rearview mirror, Bungie has confirmed that Marathon w
Rarely are deals better than what you see on Black Friday, but Cozy Earth is upping the ante for this pajama sale.
Eagle-eyed Swifties have ID’d the star’s pillow brand in a recent TV show appearance, and it’s one of my favorites as well. Coop is having a special sale to commemorate the event.
The world’s top chipmaker wants open source AI to succeed—perhaps because closed models increasingly run on its rivals’ silicon.
Entertainment
Alix Earle just added another candle to the cake, and the social media star is Tik-Tok'n it off for the cherry on top of her big 2-5! From itsy bitsy black swimwear to red-hot thong bikinis, Alix serves heat ... and floods the timelines with…
Shohei Ohtani put up arguably the greatest single-game performance in baseball history to send the Dodgers to the World Series ... and now a one-of-a-kind baseball from the historic game is hitting the auction block! Ken Goldin -- from Goldin --…
Before this sweet lil' girl turned into a global superstar, she was just thriving in dance classes and modeling for stores like Old Navy and Macy's. She killed it on "Dancing With The Stars", she starred on "Euphoria", and her spidey senses are…
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Nick Reiner, who is under arrest for the murder of Rob and Michele Reiner, checked into a Santa Monica hotel early Sunday morning, and left a trail of blood behind ... sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ. Nick checked into The Pierside Santa…
Beloved TikTok star Tucker Genal tragically passed away at the age of 31 by suicide. Tucker's brothers, Carson and Connor, confirmed the news Monday with a collab post on their Instagram, saying, "I don’t even know where to begin, You were my…
The first night of Hanukkah kicked off Sunday, and these celebs are just a few who have shared how they celebrate the Festival of Lights. From Cindy Crawford and Noa Tishby, to Julian Edelman and Jake Cohen -- we're showing you who's spinning the…
Kimora Lee Simmons is clapping back at Russell Simmons after her ex-husband claimed she was using their daughters as leverage to keep him from suing her ... she says he has bigger fish to fry. In her Instagram Story, Kimora sends a shot at Russell,…
Billy Crystal and his wife Janice saw the slain bodies of Rob Reiner and his wife Michele ... because TMZ has learned they arrived at the scene in a flash after a family member called them about the horrific discovery. Sources with direct knowledge…
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