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Men face higher chronic disease rates after 40. Learn which medical tests doctors say are vital for preventing heart attacks, strokes, and cancer.
Kevin Costner reveals the emotional moment he surprised his father with a Silverado truck after his Hollywood success, bringing his dad to tears of joy.
Rep. James Clyburn, D-S.C., said former first lady Michelle Obama was "absolutely correct" that America isn't ready for a woman president on "Meet the Press."
Court system failures allow dangerous repeat offenders back on streets despite violent histories. Legal expert breaks down bail decisions over public safety concerns.
Massive fraud scheme rocks Minnesota as Somali Americans face charges in Feeding Our Future scandal. But this COVID-era theft reveals deeper problems with oversight failures.
A metal detector enthusiast uncovered a stunning medieval Jesus crucifix in Åndalsnes, Norway, after battling fierce winds during a treasure-hunting expedition.
China's systematic intellectual property theft campaign poses unprecedented threats to American national security and technological leadership.
President Donald Trump and Elon Musk's DOGE initiative devastated Social Security Administration staffing levels, threatening essential services for millions of Americans.
Dr. Eric Patterson reveals how 30 years of teaching exposed five critical gaps in students' understanding of socialism and communist history in America.
Satire
GREENSBORO, NC — Local wives Misty Barnard and Kelsey Martin have become tragically caught in a never-ending loop of thank-you cards.
LOS ANGELES—In a shockingly personal attack on the actor’s arches, filmmaker Quentin Tarantino made comments Friday slamming Paul Dano as the worst actor on Wikifeet. “Paul Dano’s got the weakest soles on Wikifeet,” Tarantino said during a podcast appearance, calling Dano’s feet “nasty
Starting in 2026, Malaysia will ban social media accounts for anyone under 16, joining other countries such as Australia in imposing digital age limits. What do you think?
The post Malaysia Bans Social Media For Children Under 16 appeared first on The Onion.
A Japanese tech firm has developed a capsule-style human washing machine, which is able to automatically wash and dry a person. What do you think?
The post Japanese Company Unveils Human Washing Machine appeared first on The Onion.
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he urinated inside a Pentagon break room refrigerator. “In the heat of the moment, you’ve got
NEW YORK—Confirming his new film fell somewhere between fact and fiction, director Josh Safdie explained to reporters Friday that Marty Supreme was a slight dramatization of LeBron James’ life. “I wouldn’t call it a biopic, exactly, but yes, Marty Supreme is about King James,” said the fil
In the world of business, integrity is everything. There has to be a baseline level of trust, or the entire system collapses. That’s why I make honesty a top priority in my professional life, even in situations where bending the truth a little would be to my personal benefit. For example, I would
Tensions between the United States and Venezuela are escalating, with President Trump stating that land strikes on drug traffickers could come “very soon.” The Onion examines the pros and cons of entering a war against Venezuela. PRO “Caracas” fun to say Raises total number of countries Amer
VATICAN CITY—In a milestone many Roman Catholics hope will bring the church into the 21st century, Vatican officials issued a statement Tuesday formally recognizing Generation Z’s first demon. “For his innovative use of digital communications to torment and possess the Christian faithful, Mel
The bride and groom want to call what happened on Saturday a wedding, but it wasn’t even in a church—and they both wore tennis shoes!
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Sports
Terry Rozier, who is scheduled to be arraigned Monday for his alleged role in a betting scheme, was traded to Miami in 2024 without any investigation being disclosed.
A drastic turnaround for Barkley might feel far-fetched, but notable improvement in the run game is attainable.
We spoke to past and present quarterbacks about whether arguing with officials helped them.
The U.S. men's national team take on the best teams from across the globe at next year's World Cup. Here's what to know.
Here is everything we know about the World Cup matches in Los Angeles, including dates and stadiums.
Our NFL Nation reporters answer big questions from each Week 14 game.
Did Josh Allen put Buffalo in position to win its division again? We overreact to Week 14, plus fantasy takes.
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua told ESPN that the program is in utter disbelief after being snubbed by the CFP, with the Irish instead not playing in any bowl game this season.
After his arrival for Major League Baseball's winter meetings Sunday night in Orlando, Florida, Yankees general manager Brian Cashman told reporters that new Boston starter Sonny Gray expressed a desire to play in New York to raise his free agency value.
A game after he failed to reach 10 points for the first time in 17 years, LeBron James produced an impressive fourth quarter Sunday night, posting 10 straight points in lifting the Lakers to a 112-108 victory over the 76ers.
After a critical 27-22 loss to the rival Steelers, many of the Ravens questioned calls made by the referees -- notably an overturned touchdown reception by Isaiah Likely in the fourth quarter -- that ultimately could cost them a chance at the postseason.
Our college football writers predict the outcomes of each CFP matchup and choose their champion.
Here is everything we know about the World Cup matches in Vancouver, including dates, start times and locations.
Here is everything we know about the World Cup matches in Seattle, including dates, start times and locations.
Here is everything we know about the World Cup matches in San Francisco, including dates, start times and locations.
Here is everything we know about the World Cup matches in Guadalajara, including dates, start times and locations.
Here is everything we know about the World Cup matches in Mexico City, including dates, start times and locations.
Here is everything we know about the World Cup matches in Monterrey, including dates, start times and locations.
Here is everything we know about the World Cup matches in Houston, including dates, start times and locations.
Here is everything we know about the World Cup matches in Atlanta, including dates, start times and locations.
Tech
After Netflix announced that it was acquiring Warner Bros. Discovery last week, observers immediatley wondered when or if the deal could obtain regulatory approval. Now, President Trump has made comments indicating that said approval is likely to take awhile if it happens at all, Bloomberg reported.
This waterproof ultra-portable comes with a splash of party.
This year's bumper crop looks at salsa, noodles, drinking culture, and home baking.
If you haven't yet upgraded to Apple's AirPods Pro 3, you can pick up the company's latest model at a discount through a deal on Amazon right now. The AirPods Pro 3, which came out in September, are currently down from $249 to $220 — their Cyber Monday all-time low price. With the new AirPods Pro,
It's been over one year since Intuit shut down the popular budgeting app Mint. I was a Mint user for many years; millions of other users like me enjoyed how easily Mint allowed us to track all accounts in one place and monitor credit scores. I also used it regularly to help me track spending, set go
NASA has announced when the longest total solar eclipse of the century will occur—and you won’t have to wait long. Here’s what you should know.
Secret Santa gift exchanges are supposed to be fun, but it’s easy to overthink it. You want a gift that feels thoughtful without being awkward, useful without being boring, and most importantly, affordable. The sweet spot is under $50, which is plenty to find something that fits your recipient’s
Save 30% or 10% with Samsung coupon codes, up to $1,800 on appliances, plus limited-time holiday deals on the Galaxy Z Fold7, Flip7, and S25.
One does not simply spend more than 11 hours watching The Lord of the Rings trilogy in a single weekend at home when the opportunity to do so in theaters arises. As The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring turns 25, Fathom Entertainment and Warner Bros. announced theatrical screenings of t
Those might not exactly be ads you're seeing on ChatGPT, at least according to OpenAI. Nick Turley, OpenAI's head of ChatGPT, clarified the confusion around potential ads appearing with the AI chatbot. In a post on X, Turley said "there are no live tests for ads" and that "any screenshots you've see
Just a day after receiving a roughly $140 million fine, X has terminated the ad account of the European Commission. Nikita Bier, X's head of product, accused the European Commission of using an exploit to artificially boost the reach of its post announcing the major fine.
In the post, Bier said that
If you're a Fubo subscriber, you've certainly noticed that NBC and all NBCUniversal-owned channels have gone dark on the platform. For over a week, customers have gone without NBC programming like the Today Show and The Voice, and for the second week in a row, customers will have to find alternate m
It's a boring tool, but you need one. Here are the best home printers we have tested, from ink tank to lasers.
Any one of these gift ideas will make your favorite bookworm very happy, from e-readers and accessories to cozy reading essentials.
This new-ish hybrid between trail runners and road runners is designed for less technical terrain and the occasional road run.
With “hardware guy” John Ternus as frontrunner for the next CEO, can Apple overtake its ex-employees at OpenAI and Meta?
The V-JEPA system uses ordinary videos to understand the physics of the real world.
A federal judge has expanded on the remedies decided for the Department of Justice's antitrust case against Google, ruling in favor of putting a one-year limit on the contracts that make Google's search and AI services the default on devices, Bloomberg reports. Judge Amit Mehta's ruling on Friday me
Apple's Johny Srouji may be the latest company executive to seek greener pastures, according to a report from Bloomberg. The report said that Srouji, Apple's senior vice president of hardware technologies, told Tim Cook that he is "seriously considering leaving in the near future."
While the report
Stranger Things, The Beast in Me, and Last Samurai Standing are just a few of the shows you need to watch on Netflix this month.
Entertainment
Even though he lost to Jake Paul in 2022, Anderson Silva has nothing but praise for the guy ... telling TMZ Sports El Gallo deserves more credit for not only what he's done for boxing -- but for his fighting skills, too. We caught up with Spider to…
It's no secret lots of performers in Hollywood got their starts when they were just kids ... can you guess who this child actress-turned-movie star is? We ran into this celeb back in 2019 while she was signing autographs for her adoring fans…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Headed to a White Elephant Party with friends? Or need a Secret Santa gift for that coworker you don't really know all that well? You're in luck! With the silly and…
Before this lil' dude in stripes turned into an actor and singer, he was just having fun with improv comedy in Cali, and gearing up to be featured in several funny films ... He stars as the nerdy teen in "Superbad" and even tapped his talents into…
Taylor Swift's hoping her future husband, Travis Kelce, can lasso up a win for the Kansas City Chiefs ... and she's not alone 'cause Selena Gomez joined her Sunday night to cheer on Taylor's man as they went toe to toe with the Houston Texans. The…
Brookelyn might've melted her last name ... because the mononymous model's so hot she doesn't need to use her full government moniker. The sizzling star boasts nearly 1 million followers on Instagram and regularly posts bikini shots like the one…
Jonathan Bailey thought he'd single-handedly ruined a highly anticipated show when he was a child ... violating a theater superstition right before a memorable bomb. The actor opened up about his foolish faux pas during an episode of "Actors on…
The 48th Annual Kennedy Center Honors is about about to get underway ... and, the event's already feeling President Donald Trump's presence -- with POTUS drawing eyes on the red carpet. The prez arrived at the event in a tuxedo Sunday in a classic…
Zach Ertz couldn't hold back the tears after a big hit resulted in him being carted off the field ... and, there's now speculation he won't play in the NFL again. The Washington Commanders tight end took the field in his team's game against the…
Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bongiovi braved the chilly New York City streets ... but, they're not risking they're daughter getting a cold ... because Millie used her body heat to keep her warm. The two stars were spotted walking around Manhattan…
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