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Senate Republicans adopted a budget resolution funding ICE and Border Patrol for President Donald Trump's full term, advancing the reconciliation process to fund immigration enforcement.
From Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick's alleged FEMA embezzlement to Eric Swalwell's misconduct allegations, Congress faces a wave of ethics cases forcing members out of office.
LA Mayor Karen Bass met with President Trump at the White House to advocate for FEMA wildfire funding amid ongoing LA recovery and rebuilding challenges.
Jose Lopez-Montoya, an illegal immigrant from Honduras, pleaded guilty to raping and impregnating a 12-year-old relative and faces up to 99 years in prison.
Curt Cignetti says he is "95% football" after leading Indiana to an undefeated National Championship season, turning down nearly all speaking engagements.
Alabama quarterback Ty Simpson says his Christian faith is the source of his confidence as he awaits his NFL Draft selection this week in Pittsburgh.
Far-left commentator Hasan Piker declared that he was "pro-stealing" and "pro-piracy" from corporations during a New York Times podcast discussion on Wednesday.
Carville and co-host lament that Trump sparked a redistricting war, making both parties look cynical
James Carville and Al Hunt lament Virginia's redistricting vote result, saying Trump started the gerrymandering battle that led to this outcome.
Tauhid Dewan, 28, was arrested on charges including forcible touching and sexual abuse after allegedly groping a woman on a Queens subway, reports say.
A Florida inmate smiled and laughed in court as a judge sentenced him to life in prison for killing his cellmate by stabbing him in the head with a pen.
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INDIO, CA—Generating mixed reactions from festivalgoers during her headline performance at Coachella, pop star Sabrina Carpenter reportedly turned her body fully inside out Friday in a horrific new position for her song “Juno.” “Have you ever tried this one?” the singer said in an uncharac
WASHINGTON—In what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday, delivering a big fuck-you to all the Americans who gassed up their vehicles yesterday. “Nobody was hit harder than the suckers who filled their tanks mere hours bef
Getting a haircut you truly love can be a challenge. The Onion shares tips for getting better haircuts. Be as specific as possible when describing which Zootopia character you want to look like. Tell your stylist what you want and, more importantly, what you’re willing to do to their family if you
LOS ANGELES—Accusing the actor of abusing the all-powerful Life Current that binds the universe together, Lena Dunham claimed Friday that Adam Driver used the Force on the set of the HBO series Girls. “It can really create a toxic work environment when a coworker you thought was your friend sudd
TMZ, the tabloid news organization known for sensationalized celebrity gossip, has opened a Washington bureau and turned its sights on politicians. What do you think?
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INDIO, CA—Expressing shock and disappointment at the conduct of so-called music fans, representatives for concert promoter Goldenvoice announced Friday that Coachella’s second weekend had been canceled after drugs were found on the grounds of the festival. “After discovering what we believe to
In an announcement that caused its stock to rally almost 600%, Allbirds said it would stop making its well-known minimalist, sustainable shoes and become an AI infrastructure company. What do you think?
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Sports
Chelsea are searching for Liam Rosenior's replacement as manager, while USMNT's Malik Tillman is in demand. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Who are the biggest sleepers and top QBs? Who is set to get picked early? Here's the ultimate guide to this year's NFL draft, including predictions and buzz.
Thunder star Jalen Williams grabbed his left hamstring after missing a contested layup and left the court in the third quarter of Wednesday's Game 2 win over the Suns.
Patriots coach Mike Vrabel won't be with the team for the third day of the NFL draft Saturday, as he plans to be with his family this weekend outside of Massachusetts.
Suns star Devin Booker called crew chief James Williams out by name while saying Wednesday's officiating was "bad for the integrity of the sport."
Mets shortstop Francisco Lindor was removed from Wednesday's game against the Twins with left calf tightness after scoring from first base in the fourth inning.
A scrum that saw all 10 skaters in their respective penalty boxes helped the Flyers to a 5-2 win on Wednesday and drew the ire of the Penguins, who now find themselves in a 3-0 series hole.
White Sox slugger Munetaka Murakami tied a Major League Baseball rookie record by homering in his fifth straight game.
NBA commissioner Adam Silver reaffirmed the league's commitment to Memphis but added he'd like to see the Grizzlies play occasional games in Nashville in an effort to widen the team's fan base.
A line drive clocked at 107.8 mph from the Athletics' Carlos Cortes was hit directly at Mariners pitcher Logan Gilbert and somehow got lodged in his jersey.
The NBA playoffs are here. Check out the odds for each first-round series.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
The New York Mets broke their 12-game losing streak with a win over the Minnesota Twins, but the drama continued.
Here are the 20 best landings spots and fits for players in the NCAA transfer portal who have already committed to their new school.
In the same game that New York Mets outfielder Juan Soto returned, star shortstop Fransisco Lindor sustained an injury.
Urban Meyer joined Colin Cowherd to break down why Arvell Reese, Sonny Styles, and Carnell Tate are elite NFL prospects and projected top 10 picks for 2026.
We're tracking notable injuries, news and happenings across men's and women's college basketball during the 2025-2026 season.
Find out where sports betting is legal in all 50 US states in 2026. See online availability, launch dates, college restrictions, and licensed sportsbooks for every state.
How high — or low — will a number of college football stars go in the first round of the 2026 NFL Draft?
Juan Soto is back in the New York Mets’ lineup — and boy do they need him
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Prediction market Kalshi has taken action against three political candidates, alleging that each was engaged with insider trading of information about their campaigns. The company implemented new rules last month aimed at preventing politicians and athletes from placing bets on events they can contr
Last year, Ecco the Dolphin creator Ed Annunizata teased plans to remaster the first two games in the series and create an entirely new sequel. Ecco the Dolphin: Complete, announced by Annunziata's studio A&R Atelier, appears to be the result of that work. The game doesn't have a release date ye
“To be clear, we were never approached … nor were we in any discussions regarding a partnership or tour access,” a spokesperson for the artist tells WIRED.
Mark Moran, an underdog Senate candidate from Virginia, claims he wanted to get caught violating the prediction market platform’s rules.
After scientists exposed wild fish to cocaine and a cocaine metabolite, they observed that, as in the lab, fish on cocaine do not act like normal fish.
NASA's next eye into the cosmos is due to leave our planet later this year. The agency says it's targeting an early September launch for the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope. Roman (for short) has a field of view 100 times larger than Hubble's.The September date is the earliest possible launch for
The French government confirmed that France Titres, also known as Agence nationale des titres sécurisés (ANTS), experienced a security breach last week. France Titres disclosed that it detected a data breach on April 15. The next day, a hacker claimed responsibility for the breach and claimed to h
Apple's latest iOS update fixes a flaw in its notification database that made it possible for law enforcement to view deleted push notifications on a person's iPhone or iPad. The security flaw was one way law enforcement agencies like the FBI could circumvent Apple's strict stance towards user priva
LG has announced the pricing and availability of its Micro RGB evo, the company's first take on a TV display trend that kicked off in earnest at CES 2026. The LG Micro RGB evo is available to pre-order today starting at $5,000, and follows the recent release of the ultra-thin LG Wallpaper.The Micro
The cyber capabilities of AI models have experts rattled. AI’s social skills may be just as dangerous.
Vampire Survivors developer Poncle has big plans for the future, according to an interview The Game Business conducted with the company's chief strategy officer Matteo Sapio. It's opening two new studios in Japan and Italy and has over 15 games in active development. That's a lot of action for a com
Meta has introduced a new "live chats" feature to Threads, enabling people on the platform to participate in real-time conversations about live events they’re interested in. Live chats can be hosted within Threads communities, the topic-specific social spaces that Meta introduced last year.
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One group of hackers used AI for everything from vibe coding their malware to creating fake company websites—and stole as much as $12 million in three months.
Control is one of my favorite adventure games of the last decade or so, a mind-bending trip through an ever-changing building where you get to use telekinesis to battle some pretty freaky enemies. It was a graphically-demanding game when it was released in 2019, but a lot can change in less than six
Tim Cook’s tenure as Apple CEO ends September 1 when he takes the role of executive chair. He will be replaced by John Ternus, a 25-year Apple veteran and head of its hardware engineering division. I get the sense Cook’s professional obituaries will focus on his steady hand, execution success an
Entertainment
New England Patriots coach Mike Vrabel is seeking counseling amid his tawdry scandal involving former Athletics journalist Dianna Russini. In a statement Wednesday, Vrabel said he would be headed to counseling this weekend while also spending time…
Jason Nichols -- the guy law enforcement says is the one seen in viral Ring camera footage yelling and kicking -- has officially been charged with 4 felony counts ... and his bail has now increased to a whopping $250K ... TMZ has learned. Fairfield…
A Trump administration counterterrorism official has reportedly been put on ice after she allegedly scammed her ex-boyfriend out of $40,000 during their 3-month romance. Julia Varvaro was placed on administrative leave from the Department of…
Gigi Hadid is ringing in 31 today ... and she’s bringing plenty of heat to match! Since bursting onto the fashion scene in 2014, Gigi’s been owning runways worldwide and proving those good genes she got from her mama, Yolanda Hadid, definitely…
Everyone knows Fernando Mendoza is going to be the first pick in the NFL Draft, but who's the best defensive player out of the bunch ... Arvell Reese says it's him! "I think I'm the guy because I think I play with a relentless effort, and I play…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Back in the day glasses were just for seeing … now they're for keeping track of your grocery list. In this new era of AI smart glasses, your shades are more than an…
Before this sweet girl with long brown hair turned into the "Queen of Brazilian Pop" she was just grabbing hold of her stuffed animals with big dreams of becoming a star ... She's collaborated with music's hottest stars like Snoop Dogg, Cardi B and…
Darrell Sheets looked happy and in good spirits just hours before his shocking and sudden death. TMZ has obtained a photo of the fan favorite from "Storage Wars," who was photographed Tuesday around 5 PM at his antique shop in Lake Havasu, AZ ... a…
Congressmen and staffers aren't the only folks TMZ DC is hunting down on Capitol Hill ... we're also coming across reality TV personalities like "Love on The Spectrum" star Subodh Garg, who is on a search of his own. Charlie bumped into Subodh and…
Celeste Rivas' family says they're "devastated" by newly released autopsy findings ... and confirm they won't attend an upcoming hearing for D4vd, who's charged with her murder. The Rivas Hernandez family, through their attorney, tells TMZ ...…
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