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Michigan football nearly relived its Appalachian State nightmare as Western Michigan led 12-7 before Bryce Underwood's 46-yard Hail Mary saved the day.
Kawal Preet Singh allegedly used a Round Table Pizza in Dinuba to distribute over 40 pounds of methamphetamine as part of an organized crime network.
Photos show a partial ceiling collapse in a main Kennedy Center hallway, which officials say underscores the urgent need for Trump-backed renovations.
Dante Moore threw for 388 yards and three touchdowns as No. 2 Oregon rallied past Boise State in a tense 34-27 season opener at Autzen Stadium.
A convicted MS-13 killer known as "La Bruja" or "the witch" is free in California after a federal judge ruled ICE held him without a required bond hearing for five months.
MAGA Inc. drops $10 million in ads backing Ken Paxton against James Talarico in a neck and neck Texas Senate race that could reshape the midterms.
All 102,000 fans at Neyland Stadium sang Dolly Parton's "I Will Always Love You" in unison as Tennessee football honored the late country icon.
Aaron Rodgers told Mad Dog Sports Radio he hopes to have a pregnant wife by next year as he prepares for life after what may be his final season.
A fan who rushed the field during the Houston Cougars’ 33-20 win over the Oregon State Beavers was leveled by a police officer with a textbook tackle.
Dr. Phil McGraw calls the Lindsay Clancy case a "psychiatric emergency that wasn't treated as such" and warns of a potential copycat effect.
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U.S. — As news broke that the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy would end in a mistrial, Heaven released a statement reminding everyone that justice is still ultimately in the hands of God.
TUSCALOOSA, AL — After putting on a superb performance in the season opener, young college football star Davis Mack began worrying that he could wind up in the NFL Draft and be forced to take a massive pay cut.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — American voters overwhelmingly passed a federal ballot initiative yesterday ordering the removal of Massachusetts from the United States.
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Sending the publisher scrambling to protect trade secrets related to the hotly anticipated project, leaks from Rockstar Games worsened Friday as hackers released a fully playable copy of Grand Theft Auto IX. “It’s heartbreaking having assets leak out for any of our projects
Influencer Alix Earle is the star of Netflix’s newest reality show, Earle Meets World. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the series. Q: Who is Alix Earle? A: Alix is a Gen Z content creator known for eating expired military rations. Q: I thought her name was Alex Cooper. A: Ask yo
THE HEAVENS—Scratching His head and rifling through His notes as He tried to recall His reasoning for the decision, The Lord God, Supreme Creator of the Universe, reportedly struggled to remember on Friday why He made so many ugly people. “I could have given everyone on Earth perfect, symmetrica
The CEO of Pabst Brewing Co. put up a $20,000 reward to anyone who could provide information that leads to the recovery of 1,602 missing cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon and non-alcoholic Old Milwaukee beers. What do you think?
The post PBR Offers $20,000 Reward For Lost Beer appeared first on The Onion.
Legacy mapping tool MapQuest shot up to become the top navigation app in Apple’s app store after refusing to comply with President Trump’s executive order renaming “Lake Ontario” to “Lake America,” overtaking Google Maps, Waze, and Apple Maps. What do you think?
The post MapQuest Jumps T
The post Gloria Steinem, Researcher Who Discovered Existence Of Women, Dead At 92 appeared first on The Onion.
HERSHEY, PA—Calling into question the candy brand’s apparent belief that consuming its chocolate-covered caramels constitutes a lively group activity, viewers told reporters Thursday that a new Rolo commercial greatly overestimates the social element of eating Rolos. “Rolo roll call!” a hand
From specialized nutrition plans to mental skills work to experimental equipment, the quest to stay healthy and productive now takes NFL athletes far beyond the weight room. Here are some ways players keep themselves fit throughout the season. Mental Skills In recent years, mental preparation has be
Country star Ella Langley is breaking records with her hit song “Choosin’ Texas,” which has now topped the Billboard Hot 100 for 20 weeks. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist. Nepotism Connection: Child of God Honors And Accolades: CMA Award For Female Vocalist Of The
Sports
The second week of the US Open is upon us. And there are 10 Americans left in the draw.
Though Naomi Osaka struggled at times Saturday night, she can defy the odds against Elena Rybakina on Monday. Here's how.
CFB Week 1 takeaways: Michigan gets a gift, LSU looks title-ready, and UMass wins!
Amid controversy and surrounded by celebrities, Kiffin's debut a smashing success.
Texas Tech quarterback Will Hammond endured injury and an offseason of intrigue, waiting to find out if he'd be the starter for the Red Raiders, but the drama ended Saturday night when he led his team to a 33-10 season-opening win over Abilene Christian.
Florida's "gator bait" cheer, banned in 2020 over concerns about possible racial undertones, returned to the Swamp early in the first quarter of Saturday's season opener against Florida Atlantic.
Philadelphia Union teenage star Cavan Sullivan scored in a third successive MLS game and in the process broke a record set by one-time U.S. soccer prodigy Freddy Adu.
All the names we've been talking about in a printable cheat sheet for your fantasy football draft.
No. 2 Oregon overcame a slow start to down Boise State in the season opener Saturday, prompting Ducks coach Dan Lanning to call the performance a "wake-up call.''
Players from St. Louis and Colorado tilted their caps Saturday night in apparent protest of umpire Doug Eddings, one day after he instructed Cardinals rookie pitcher Hancel Rincon to straighten his hat.
Bryce Underwood's Hail Mary rescued Michigan from a stunning upset in one of the wildest college football finishes in recent memory.
LSU could be the real deal this college football season, but Dabo Swinney and Clemson might be in trouble.
Cavan Sullivan scored in a third straight match to become the first teenager with a goal contribution in five straight MLS matches.
Miami teammates Darian Mensah and Malachi Toney surged up the oddsboard while Jeremiah Smith also made his mark in Week 1. See the latest Heisman odds.
Some of the biggest names in INDYCAR — including a past champion — will be making moves after the 2026 season. Here's the latest.
LSU head coach Lane Kiffin arrived at Tiger Stadium with Livvy Dunne, Theo Von and Brooks Nader because ... of course.
The Oregon Duck remains one of the most memorable mascots in college football.
Tech
iPhones are smaller than iPads, so why aren't they cheaper? Several variables factor into the price difference between the two product lines.
There's a way to display any app on Android Auto, but it does present concerns about safety and reliability.
Bluetooth is a common setting that's typically always on in modern phones, but this feature may be leaving your phone open to a rather significant issue.
You can still buy music from the iTunes Store, believe it or not.
The Steam Deck is a solid gaming handheld, but after the arrival of several competitors and higher prices, is it still worth picking one up?
Apple Diagnostics is a hidden menu you hopefully won't need to access often. When your Mac gets into hardware trouble, it helps find what's wrong.
Reuters reported earlier this week that the agents hijacked a German wiki forum in an incident OpenAI did not disclose.
There are plenty of durable, versatile rugged laptops on the market, but you'll rarely see one get pulled out at the coffee shop. Why?
Apple's Notify Me feature can update you every time a price drops or a product comes back in stock. Tell it what to do and it'll take care of the rest.
There are almost certainly keys on your keyboard that you never touch. Assign new functions to give them a job.
I’ve rounded up the best smart speakers that let you talk to Alexa, from the popular Echo Dot to the newest Echo Studio.
Plus: Tens of millions of US and Canadian drivers’ licenses go up for sale on the dark web, the US military finally tries to tackle the risk online ad data poses to troops, and more.
Apple is expected to announce several products at its September event next week—including a folding phone—but the iPhone 18 might not be among them. It would be a first for the company.
The research could do more than help unlock the mystery of caterpillar hearing. It could also help make microphones better.
The main action took place at Geneva Watch Days, but others dialed in remotely to make sure it wasn't just a Swiss party.
The studio released an official catch-up list ahead of December’s release. We have easy links to watch every one of the movies so you can get up to speed.
The Home Depot Labor Day sale goes hard on grills and tools. Here are our recommendations on what to buy—and what to ignore.
In what appears to be a follow-up to the mighty “CasiOak,” the rugged Japanese watch brand is expected to release an all-new luxury homage.
The US government is investigating whether the Cybercab, which lacks a steering wheel and pedals, meets vehicle safety standards.
While philosophers ponder AI consciousness, the models have ideas of their own.
Entertainment
Lana Rhoades just hit the big 3-0 ... and it feels like there's really only one way to celebrate such a major milestone! That's right ... it's time for some birthday hot shots! And from an ex-adult actress, you know there are a ton of good ones to…
O.J. Simpson's controversial prank show was supposed to be a joke ... but production wasn't funny -- in fact, his costar says he got really angry at one point. Investigation Discovery is releasing a new docuseries titled "O.J. Unseen: Exploitation…
If we're following the rules of fashion historians, wearing white after Labor Day is a cardinal sin, but we're gloating over these babes in white-hot swimsuits always and forever ... Swipe through our gallery and see if you can score! Happy Labor…
Ryan Garcia has a word of caution for women on social media ... beware of boxers! The WBC welterweight champ chopped it up with TMZ Sports this week at an open workout for his huge upcoming fight with Conor Benn ... and we had to ask King Ry about…
When you're a celeb, Sundays in the sun are meant for one thing and one thing only: sittin' pretty in a lounge chair! Check out the gallery -- Morgan Ketzner, Kara Del Toro and Sierra Furtado took a seat and stole the spotlight! And "Outer Banks"…
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says her fertility journey isn't just about her ... it's also about being a resource for women going through the same struggle. Our TMZ DC reporter Charlie Cotton recently caught up with the congresswoman from New York…
A Montana bear is apparently graduating from picnic basket theft to grand theft auto ... opening up a car door and jumping inside in a shocking new video. We've obtained an exclusive clip of this grisly grizzly walking right up a driveway in…
Jay-Z fans may have come to see him perform ... but they ended up being performers themselves -- because he had them serenade Beyoncé! The rapper played at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in London on Friday as part of his limited tour engagement…
United States Central Command has gone far beyond an eye for an eye ... choosing to inflict even more pain when responding to an attack. CENTCOM released video of an attack on 3 Iranian oil tankers ... which it says was a response to the Islamic…
Blake Griffin and his fiancée, Francesca Aiello, embraced the amore during what looks like their wedding weekend ... living it up with friends. The former NBA star and his better half were spotted locking lips in Porto Ercole, Italy, on Saturday…
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