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New Jersey swimming advisories issued at five coastal beaches and one freshwater lake after water testing found elevated fecal bacteria levels.
Viral video shows a massive sea lion stealing a fisherman's first yellowfin tuna right off the boat in a dramatic moment of marine depredation.
Miles Russell, 17, surprised his dad by having him caddie the final hole at the U.S. Open on Father's Day after making the cut at Shinnecock Hills.
A 51-year-old man suffered a fatal fall from the upper levels of Madison Square Garden during a sold-out Goose concert on Saturday, police said.
Beagles rescued from Ridglan Farms are learning to be dogs for the first time through Paws of War, which pairs them with veterans and first responders.
Serena Williams accepts a wildcard to return to Wimbledon singles at age 44, chasing Margaret Court's all-time record of 24 Grand Slam victories.
Iran sent a whole-regime delegation, including its central bank governor and oil officials to Switzerland talks, signaling demands for immediate cash flow.
Former Mexican mayor Sandra Cuevas goes viral during the World Cup for celebrating in the streets, drawing comparisons to 1986 icon La Chiquitibum.
Brandel Chamblee says Tiger Woods was one of the most profane golfers ever and nobody criticized him, sparking debate about behavior at the U.S. Open.
Israel's UN ambassador warns Iran is using Hezbollah to maintain control over Lebanon, vowing Israel will not be sitting ducks amid attacks.
Satire
NEW YORK, NY — MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, reportedly infuriated by news of ball players defiling their pride hats with Bible verses, has ordered anyone who refuses to bow to the pride flag be cast into the fiery furnace.
WASHINGTON—Patting themselves on the back for seeing a film that was neither a sequel nor a prequel, the U.S. populace announced Wednesday that they were proud of themselves for watching and enjoying an original movie. “Learning the names of characters I’d never heard of before wasn’t easy,
IRAN — In a sign of total and absolute victory, President Trump announced that he had secured the reopening of the vital Strait of Hormuz, which was open before the war that Trump started in Iran.
CHICAGO, IL — In a bid to capture vintage nostalgia, McDonald's has announced the return of its true, original-recipe apple pies. The company confirmed the legendary dessert will once again feature the secret ingredient from its initial nineteenth-century inspiration: cocaine.
WORLD — Citizens across the globe breathed a collective sigh of relief after learning that the government of Iran has promised to be good from here on out as part of the peace deal negotiated by President Donald Trump.
Vacation Bible School season is upon us once again, and you may have noticed that every denomination has its own special twist on how to engage elementary-age kiddos. The Babylon Bee has surveyed the country, and here are the most popular VBS themes for each denomination:
EVIAN, FRANCE — Years after wandering away from a G7 summit, a confused former President Joe Biden was seen wandering back into the G7 meeting in France this week. A gathering of top world leaders was in the middle of a high-stakes debate on global trade when the doors swung open to the conference
Elon Musk became the world’s first trillionaire after his company SpaceX went public, with his personal net worth now eclipsing the entire GDP of countries like Taiwan, Ireland, and Sweden. What do you think?
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DALLAS—In a bold risk that strayed from her usual habits, local woman Emily Lentz reportedly dove headfirst into a thrilling adventure Wednesday by blindly purchasing a different apple variety. “What crazy times might this Cosmic Crisp have in store for me? I choose to accept its enigmatic offer
NEW YORK—At last providing a definitive answer to fans’ endless speculation, Sopranos creator and executive producer David Chase confirmed Tuesday that Tony Soprano died at the end of every episode in the series. “People have been asking me for a clear answer for a long, long time, so here it
It’ll take a lot more than the death of Fran Stephens, 50, to trigger a recall of ground beef.
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When I first booted up The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I thought I was gonna be in for a magical experience. The opening title card is fantastical and mysterious, and the music is pretty good. I couldn't find an option to turn the graphics to 4K resolution, but I set that aside and got started
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RAMSES — Archaeologists excavating at ancient Egyptian historical sites discovered evidence of another biblical plague, this one believed to have consisted of a horde of cyclists blocking Pharaoh's morning commute.
NEW YORK, NY — According to sources, Vice President JD Vance stumbled upon an incredible discovery on Tuesday when he made contact with a tribe of illiterate, feral women.
The UFC Freedom 250 event to celebrate President Donald Trump's birthday (and also for America's 250th birthday, kind of) was a massive success. That means one thing — more bloody, violent fights on the White House lawn. Through highly placed White House insiders, The Babylon Bee has obtained an e
New Education Department data found a double-digit decline in the number of school-aged children who read for fun almost every day, with the share of 13-year-olds who regularly read for pleasure down almost half since 2012. What do you think?
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CHICAGO—Anticipating the announcement would rank among the biggest scoops of his career, ESPN senior NBA insider Shams Charania is said to have casually mentioned to his colleagues Tuesday that he was really looking forward to breaking the news of Michael Jordan’s eventual death. “When MJ dies
Sports
Another World Cup day, with four more exciting matchups. First up, Lamine Yamal is back in the starting XI for Spain against Saudi Arabia.
Serena Williams will compete in the Wimbledon ladies' singles as a wild card, the Grand Slam tournament announced Sunday.
Hawks guard CJ McCollum has agreed to a one-year, $21 million contract extension with the franchise, his agent told ESPN's Shams Charania.
The Oilers have re-signed Jason Dickinson to a five-year contract worth $20 million, preventing the defensive-minded center from testing the free agent market.
All 48 teams have played one group game, so let's revisit our Power Rankings. What do our writers and experts think the field of favorites looks like after one week?
Miles Russell, 17, surprised his father on the 18th hole of the U.S. Open by having his caddie hand over his clubs and bib so he could carry his son's clubs the rest of the way.
Portugal's Francisco Conceição on Sunday rejected suggestions that the team feels compelled to constantly look for Cristiano Ronaldo on the pitch at this 2026 FIFA World Cup.
The Suns have reached a second deal this weekend, as free agent guard Jordan Goodwin intends to join Collin Gillespie in re-signing in Phoenix, sources told ESPN.
Lamine Yamal needed just 10 minutes of his first start at a World Cup to get his first goal on soccer's biggest stage.
The Kraken have acquired 23-year-old forward Mackie Samoskevich in a trade with the Panthers that will send the No. 25 pick in Friday's NHL draft back to Florida.
What makes Spain winger Lamine Yamal so special? Thierry Henry and Zlatan Ibrahimović examined what the 18-year-old star does so well.
Referees haven't been shy to give out red cards. Here's the fallout of each of those infringements at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
It came down to a last-lap shootout at the XPEL Grand Prix at Road America, with Christian Lundgaard taking the checkered flag.
Kasper and Peter Schmeichel break down how goalkeeping has changed and where the position is heading.
After scoring his first career World Cup goal in a 4-0 win for Spain over Saudi Arabia, Lamine Yamal said it was "a dream come true.”
Here's the latest look at some of the most notable news around the World Cup.
Shane van Gisbergen is the clear favorite for NASCAR's San Diego street course. Here are the odds for the race at Naval Base Coronado.
Lamine Yamal is back, and so is Spain. Here are four takeaways from Spain vs. Saudi Arabia.
Myles Rowe hopes to be in action at the 2027 INDY 500 and explained the process to James Hinchcliffe.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Tech
The Wall Street Journal reviewed 1,105 videos along with guidance given to creators for crafting their posts.
It did so in just five years.
Wooting’s 60HE v2 isn’t just a terrific Hall Effect keyboard. It’s a fantastic keyboard period.
Sure, anyone can use OpenAI’s chatbot. But with smart engineering, you can get way more interesting results.
Network-attached storage (NAS) provides accessible shared space on your home network. After testing, these are my favorite NAS devices.
Stainless-steel pans may lack nonstick coatings, but they’re unfussy, they sear well, and they’re built for a lifetime of hard work.
With Apple raising prices soon, you can save a lot of money by buying a used handset or upgrading an older device—safe in the knowledge that it'll last longer than ever.
The cryptographic keys that secure your computer's boot sequence will start to expire on June 24. Here's what that means for you.
The space agency shared footage of tests with its Ernest prototype rover.
Launcher V2 will go through a private beta before a public release.
NASA mission to save a falling space telescope is ready to launch.
The crash reportedly happened on an airstrip near the western coast of France on June 19.
Once you remove lockscreen ads and toggle on book covers, here's what else you can do to customize your Kindle's screensaver.
Car buyers love Android Auto. Automakers? Not so much.
CMF by Nothing won't be able to release a follow-up to the Phone Pro 2 this year.
After adding one to my home, here's why you might want a home battery, how they work, and what to look for, plus some installation tips.
Steam Next Fest demos, a Virtual Boy-inspired shooter and other new indie games worth checking out.
We’ve trawled the depths of Amazon to find the best deals on gear we’ve tested.
I did the research and taste-testing to find the best greens powders worth your money. Bloom Nutrition’s Superfood Greens Powder is my tried-and-true pick.
The new Siri AI is conversational, omnipresent, and actually helpful.
Entertainment
Britney Spears says she's keeping her fingers crossed to have another chance at motherhood telling fans she wants to have a ... baby one more time. The singer-songwriter shared a video of herself dancing with a ukulele with the message of hope for…
Marilyn Monroe's death may not have been suicide at all ... it may have been a far more sinister murder plot that revolves around the Kennedys. TMZ has produced a new show airing Sunday at 8 PM ET on FOX -- "Celebrity Crime Scene: Marilyn Monroe"…
Serena Williams is fully back in the tennis fold ... not only is she playing doubles at Wimbledon with her sister Venus -- she's looking to add to her singles trophy case too. Tournament officials announced Sunday Serena will play solo at the event…
The widow of NASCAR legend Kyle Busch posted an emotional video montage Sunday celebrating the racing icon, whom she shares 2 kids with, while opening up about the painful reality of navigating the holiday without him. In the lengthy tribute,…
A dead duck was found floating in the Reflecting Pool Sunday ... days after workers were seen dumping hydrogen peroxide into the water. Rob Crilly -- a political journalist who previously covered the White House for the Washington Examiner --…
Famous fathers are getting their flowers this Father's Day! Hollywood's got some dynamite dads, and we're sending them all a little love. Jason Derulo, Colton Underwood and Rob Lowe are showing some poppa pride in these precious pics with their…
Savannah Guthrie's shining light on her husband, Mike Feldman, this Father's Day ... calling him a "hero" in her family. The veteran newscaster shared a photo of Mike hugging their two children -- Vale and Charley -- in a bed. The kids are both…
Kris Jenner gave a wide-ranging Father’s Day tribute Sunday ... and it included several of her famous family’s exes, current co-parents, and loved ones in a single star-packed collage. The Kardashian-Jenner matriarch didn't discriminate on…
Rep. Ilhan Omar and her husband are facing new questions about their finances after fresh government disclosure forms showed major changes in how much money he reportedly made ... showing a significant drop in his annual income. According to…
Gisele Bündchen marked Father’s Day with a heartfelt tribute to her husband, and notably didn’t include her ex Tom Brady in the celebration. The supermodel took to Instagram Sunday to honor her current husband, Joaquim Valente, with a glowing…
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