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Florida's Olivier Rioux went viral during the team's win over Prairie View A&M when he checked into the game, as Hassane Diallo was taken aback by his height.
Variety is facing backlash after publishing a piece arguing Chuck Norris' film legacy is overshadowed by politics, drawing condemnation from top Republicans.
As TSA workers face empty paychecks and lines stretch past 2.5 hours, travelers are turning to TSA PreCheck Touchless ID for faster security screening.
The 2025 NBA champion Oklahoma City Thunder won't visit the White House, citing timing issues after talks with the administration did not work out.
Chuck Norris credits his mother's lifelong prayers for saving his soul during his Hollywood struggles, calling her an example of perseverance and faith.
Security researchers say a phishing scam impersonates Google to install malware that steals 2FA codes, tracks location and spies on clipboard data.
Chicago's new hotel tax hike raises room rates to 19% to fund Choose Chicago, but critics argue the move will hurt working-class tourists, not help them.
Meet Mama Anne, a lifelike childbirth simulator that blinks, breathes and talks, helping midwifery students practice real labor scenarios safely.
Critics say children of Iran's ruling elite live freely in the West while their families enforce strict rules at home, with calls to sanction them.
GOP fiscal hawks warn that a potential $200 billion funding request for the Iran campaign must be offset by spending cuts as the national debt surpasses a staggering $39 trillion.
Satire
U.S. Circuit Judge Pauline Newman, the oldest active federal judge at 98 years old, asked the Supreme Court to step in after being suspended by colleagues over concerns about her mental acuity. What do you think?
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TEHRAN — Following the latest round of U.S. and Israeli airstrikes in the country, Kevin, the janitor at the Office of the Supreme Leader, was officially recognized as now being the most senior military official left in Iran.
The hottest job on the market right now is being the Iranian Ayatollah, but why is everyone suddenly buzzing about it? Here are just eight of the most incredible perks that come with being the new Supreme Leader:
PYONGYANG — History was made once again in the small but proud nation of North Korea, as longtime leader Kim Jong-Un's political party claimed victory by winning over the populace with his trademark charisma, experience, and ability to shoot you in the face if you don't vote for him.
Man Bravely Resigns From Trump Administration At Great Cost Of Doing Podcast Tour, Getting Book Deal
NEW YORK CITY — Joe Kent has resigned from the Trump administration despite the fact that doing so will lead to him being invited on a podcast tour and getting a six-figure book deal.
DAYTON, OH — Five-year-old Liam Montgomery held a press conference for friends and family this week in which he announced he would be switching his obsessive interest in backhoes to an obsessive interest in dinosaurs.
TEHRAN — After three weeks of fighting in Iran, current U.S. tax dollars are steadily defeating U.S. tax dollars from three years ago.
MILWAUKEE—Dashing his hopes of taking on the new opportunity, local job applicant Mark McCarthy was reportedly informed by email Wednesday that the role of pig boy had already been filled. “While we appreciate your obvious skill at eating up slop and rolling around in the mud on your fat, pink b
While leading OpenAI, Sam Altman has weathered leaked internal memos, an attempt to oust him as CEO, and widespread skepticism about artificial intelligence’s role in society. The Onion sat down with the entrepreneur to hear his vision for the technology’s future. The Onion: Good morning, Sam. H
THE HEAVENS—Expressing frustration with the sky-rise apartment complex going up right outside His celestial home, God Almighty, Supreme Leader of the Universe, confirmed Wednesday that He was angry about the new construction blocking His view of creation. “I worked hard to have a Heavenly Kingdo
The post Sabrina Carpenter Sends Especially Hot Concertgoer To Fuzzy Pink Electric Chair appeared first on The Onion.
About 3,800 workers at one of the nation’s largest meatpacking plants began striking in Colorado, the first walkout at a U.S. beef slaughterhouse in four decades, with the work stoppage following accusations that the company retaliated against employees and committed other unfair labor practices d
LOS ANGELES—Claiming it was the only place he wanted to go after receiving one of Hollywood’s highest honors, Academy Award winner for Best Live Action Short Film Jack Piatt celebrated Tuesday by taking his Oscar to his In-N-Out shift. “When I heard our film get called, there was no question i
BURLINGTON, VT—Voicing appreciation for the fact that the boy’s morbid obsession was at least getting him to read, local mom Hana Garrett confirmed Tuesday that everything her son Ethan got at the school book fair was about medieval torture again. “Well, that’s another $70 haul of books abou
QUANTICO, VA—Wincing as the bureau’s director breathlessly staggered to his feet during their first training seminar with professional MMA athletes, a group of FBI agents reportedly watched in silence over the weekend as Kash Patel got his ass kicked by a UFC fighter. According to sources, the a
The post Beautiful Dream About Blowing Own Brains Out Interrupted By Work Alarm appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Seventh-seeded NC State beat 10th-seeded Tennessee in the first round of the NCAA tournament to hand the Lady Vols their eighth straight loss to close the season.
As you prepare for tipoff, here are our best bets for the second round, plus a pick for the new Eliminator game.
Tarris Reed Jr. had one of the most dominant performances in NCAA tournament history, posting 31 points and 27 rebounds to help No. 2 seed UConn stave off an upset with an 82-71 win over Furman.
Prosecutors allege "drug transactions" were found on Crimson Tide basketball star Aden Holloway's phone after he was arrested on a felony drug charge, according to documents obtained by ESPN.
The Mets will employ a five-man rotation to begin the season, with Sean Manaea slated to come out of the bullpen in a piggyback role, manager Carlos Mendoza said Saturday.
The 49ers aren't exercising the option bonus for Trent Williams but still hope to work out a deal, sources told ESPN.
Florida began its national title defense with the second-largest victory margin in NCAA tournament history, pounding Prairie View A&M 114-55.
UCLA's Skyy Clark shook off the pain after losing a chunk of his top front tooth late in Friday's first-round game against UCF and helped the Bruins secure a 75-71 victory.
Ja'Kobi Gillespie hit six 3-pointers and scored 29 points as sixth-seeded Tennessee ended a fabulous season for Miami (Ohio) with a 78-56 win in the first round of the NCAA tournament.
And then there were just 32. How do these teams stack up against each other after surviving the first round?
One round down, five to go. Check out the men's NCAA title odds heading into the Round of 32.
Check out the odds for all 16 Round of 32 games in the men's NCAA Tournament.
As competition tightens, Bryson DeChambeau held a slim lead over Branden Grace following Round 3 of LIV Golf South Africa.
Former Giants wide receiver Wan'Dale Robinson explained what the Titans told him his role would be in the team's offense.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
FOX Sports' Michael Cohen offers up his biggest takeaways from the opening round of the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament.
Check out the betting outcomes for all 32 first-round games in the men's NCAA Tournament.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Santa Clara coach Herb Sendek didn't hold back in his postseason press conference, sounding off on the referees after Kentucky's overtime win.
San Francisco Giants ace Logan Webb made his opinion on the negative narrative surrounding Team USA clear.
Tech
Remember when Japan sent a spacecraft to an asteroid 180 million miles away to scoop some dirt off the surface? Six years on from its arrival to Earth, that sample has yielded some insights about what may have seeded life on our planet. Read on to learn more about the latest findings, and other scie
Twitter is officially 20 years old. In another reality, that might make me kind of nostalgic. I've been lurking and scrolling and tweeting for 16 years; most of my adult life. There was a time when Twitter was a place where some internet strangers became my IRL friends, when I was excited to "live-t
Apple already announced a lot of new devices in 2026 and we’ve been busy reviewing them all. In this installment of our bi-weekly roundup, we revisit the MacBook Neo, iPhone 17e and more, in addition to the “regular” Galaxy S26 and Dell XPS 16. There’s even more than those gadget to catch up
Get your fix of tech, true crime, pop culture, or comedy with these audio adventures.
What to prioritize, what to skip, when to enjoy—plus, we’ve selected WIRED's favorite bars worth trying.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. There are a whole bunch of neat new games out this week, as well as updates on some interesting upcoming projects. In case you missed it, the Steam Spring Sale is under way. There are lots of solid deals here, and my credit ca
Now outfitted with AI computer vision, this new pool cleaner can actively search for debris.
I recorded videos of myself doing laundry, scrambling eggs, and walking around the park in DoorDash’s new Tasks app, where gig workers are paid to train AI.
Plus: The FBI admits it’s buying phone data to track Americans, Iranian hackers disrupt medical care at Maryland hospitals, and more.
The Amazon Prime prank series amplifies the hijinks of workplace dynamics, while showing how people find purpose—and community—in their jobs despite impossible situations.
We’re expecting fresh electrics from Rivian, Hyundai, Honda, BMW, and newcomer Slate, among others. Here are the EVs arriving this year that we’re most excited about.
The Chinese automaker is racing ahead of global competitors—but don’t expect to see those gains in the US anytime soon.
The Department of Defense alleges the AI developer could manipulate models in the middle of war. Company executives argue that’s impossible.
A group of former Twitter investors have prevailed at a federal civil trial over Elon Musk's actions amid his $44 billion acquisition of the social platform in 2022. A jury in San Francisco found Friday that tweets made by Musk about fake accounts on the platform had defrauded investors in the compa
The company is reportedly building a new AI-powered mobile device. If Amazon follows through on the plan, experts warn it would be next to impossible to break into a crowded market.
Pinterest's CEO has thrown his support behind an Australia measure banning social media for younger teens and is calling for governments around the world to implement similar bans. "Social media, as it’s configured today, is not safe for young people under 16," Ready writes in a piece published by
The White House has announced a new AI policy framework that calls for Congress to craft federal regulation that overrules state AI laws. The Trump administration has made multiple attempts to overrule more restrictive state-level AI regulation, but has failed so far, most notably in the passing of
After one too many of you threatened to switch to Linux, Microsoft has published a long list of changes it plans to make to Windows 11. In a lengthy blog titled "Our commitment to Windows quality," Pavan Davuluri, the executive vice president of Windows and Devices, said the company has spent a "gre
The US Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York has charged three people with illegally exporting NVIDIA GPUs to China in violation of the Export Control Reform Act. NVIDIA's chips have become a critical component in the rush to train and run increasingly complex artificial intelligen
A French officer recently leaked the location of an aircraft carrier because of a run on the sports app Strava. This is not the first time this has happened, as the app tracks location data.
It was used to access the location of US military bases back in 2018 and members of the Secret Service accide
Entertainment
Joseph Duggar's wife Kendra has been released from jail in Arkansas after her arrest, TMZ has learned. Kendra was released Friday, around 6:20 PM, from the Washington County Detention Center under a $1,470 bond after being taken into…
TikTok star Matthew Wurnig -- known as the "50 Dates 50 States" creator -- has been booked for a DWI in Minnesota Saturday, TMZ has learned. The 29-year-old was caught during a traffic stop when he was suspected of driving under the influence ...…
Newly surfaced surveillance footage from the night of Jeffrey Epstein’s death ... and it appears to show prison guards hanging out just steps away from his cell during the suspected timeframe he had taken his own life. In the video, first…
Pro wrestling icon Dennis “Loverboy” Condrey has died at the age of 74, according to fellow wrestling star Dax Harwood, who shared the news Friday. Harwood took to Instagram with an emotional tribute, calling Condrey "a true Pioneer of…
A mailman went totally postal on a 4-year-old Jewish boy in New York, throwing him to the ground with such force his yarmulke flew off his head. The violent incident occurred in broad daylight on a street in Ramapo — a town in Rockland County, NY…
BTS just performed as a group for the first time since 2022 -- and all seven members proved there's no such thing as stage rust when it comes to them. Fresh off the release of their fifth studio album, "ARIRANG," the massive K-pop act had its ARMY…
Sarah Michelle Gellar is paying tribute to her late costar Nicholas Brendon in an emotional tribute ... saying "I know you are at peace." The "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" star took to Instagram early Saturday morning to honor Brendon, sharing a…
Devin Strader is clapping back at his foe Sam McKinney ... after Sam took a dig at him while cracking up at the news of Taylor Frankie Paul's 'Bachelorette' season getting canned. ICYMI, Sam hopped on Instagram Thursday and said he feels no sorrow…
Argentine singer and actress Tini Stoessel is entering the final year of her 20s, but you wouldn't know it by her pics ... so we're showing you some of her hottest shots to celebrate her 29th birthday! The only thing tiny about Tini is her bikinis…
Paris Jackson slammed the two executors running Michael Jackson’s estate and trashed some of the production decisions behind the upcoming biopic in the process … but a lawyer for the estate scoffed at her complaints and called them “without…
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