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Two employees at Frankfurt Airport in Germany died after six workers contracted airport malaria, prompting mosquito traps and genetic analysis of captured insects.
Riley Gaines endorsed Ken Paxton in the Texas Senate race, citing his NCAA lawsuit and contrasting his record with James Talarico on transgender athletes.
Austin Aries talked to OutKick about what it meant for Major League Wrestling to be linked to top free agents like Tessa Blanchard and Aleister Black on the market.
The president is 24-for-24 in Senate primaries and 214-for-218 in House races, according to a Fox News tracker
President Donald Trump joked the Atlantic and Pacific oceans could be next after signing the executive order renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America immediately.
NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman says solar-powered AI data centers in Earth's orbit could solve America's fights over land, water and grid capacity.
The Chicago White Sox Pope hat giveaway made its way to Vatican City, with Fr. T. Becket A. Franks confirming the MLB-flavored mitre reached Pope Leo.
PXG's new ad featuring LPGA Tour players and the caption "our drivers play nice with everyone" appears to target the Good Good and Callaway controversy.
Chicago Public Schools CEO Macquline King faced House committee scrutiny over gender identity policies that allegedly hide students' transitions from parents.
Fox News' "Antisemitism Exposed" newsletter brings you stories on the rising anti-Jewish prejudice across the U.S. and the world.
Satire
The Book of James tells us to count it all joy when we face trials, but it's not so easy when faced with the worst the world has to throw at you. Gird your loins, dear reader — here are the stories of the 12 American Christians who faced the most terrible tribulations of all:
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appear loved online. “Despite all the videos of Andrew supposedly sparring with his brother at the g
Get a load of this complete IDIOT who spent the ENTIRE WEEK walking around with his loins completely ungirded. Have you ever seen such a dope?! Come on, man.
U.S. — Democratic politicians began distancing themselves from podcaster and campaign surrogate Hasan Piker after realizing that Piker was wearing a suicide vest.
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Shelving the game indefinitely after major spoilers about the plot leaked online, fed-up developers at Rockstar Games announced Thursday that the company was canceling Grand Theft Auto VI because “you fucking people don’t deserve it.” “We had this whole exciting game
The U.S. national debt surpassed $40 trillion for the first time ever, with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent claiming the country can grow its way out of it. What do you think?
The post U.S. National Debt Surpasses $40 Trillion appeared first on The Onion.
SEATTLE—Exhibiting an air of practiced nonchalance as he mentioned his high-profile acquaintance, the Hinge date of area woman Melissa Jacobs was overheard Thursday dropping the name of the man who created Beetle Bailey. “You know, what you just said reminds me of something my old buddy Mort—t
WASHINGTON—His voice shaking even more than usual as he grew excited over his impending torment, a trembling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was overheard Thursday telling a dominatrix to use processed foods on his balls. “Mistress Jessica, I’ve been a bad little health and human services secretary, and
White House aide Natalie Harp is drawing scrutiny from many political observers. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Harp and her background. Education: Liberty University School of Blond Woman Business Job Title: Senior Girl to the President Qualifications: Made a nice diorama of the
THE HEAVENS—Her heart breaking when she discovered the Almighty fumbling over the most basic words on the page in front of Him, country music icon and noted humanitarian Dolly Parton was reportedly troubled to discover Wednesday that God was illiterate. “I just about washed off my makeup from cr
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LANSING, MI — During a live interview on Fox News, Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forcefully defended the beheading of infidels, explaining it was really the same thing as a haircut.
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA — One of the nation's loudest progressive voices issued a strong defense on his own behalf this week, as commentator Hasan Piker said anyone who tries to twist his words as being "antisemitic" is a dirty, lying Jew.
TOMBALL, TX — Signaling a dramatic shift in focus from its longstanding tradition, a local high school proposed adding academics to its football program.
HEAVEN — Heaven's residents admitted conflict between having to chose between spending the afternoon at Chuck Norris's martial arts demonstration or heading over to listen to the new Dolly Parton Show.
U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials for the Women's National Basketball Association announced this week they have received a letter of intent from Bugs Bunny to enter the draft.
Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle are set to return to the U.K. six years after stepping back from royal duties and moving to the U.S. What do you think?
The post Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Moving Back To U.K. appeared first on The Onion.
SPRINGFIELD, IL — As news of the passing of beloved music legend Dolly Parton reverberated across America, tributes began pouring in from all over the country, including a touching memorial from a local man who said he would honor her by attempting to work all the way from 9 to 5.
Sports
Seven years -- and countless setbacks -- after her incredible US Open victory, Bianca Andreescu is back, fighting to make the main draw.
Alex Eala made her US Open debut with little expectation. She returns with expectations of making a deep run.
The Seahawks are signing Leonard Williams to a three-year, $90 million contract extension that will make him one of the NFL's highest-paid defensive tackles, sources told ESPN.
The Packers signed tight end Jonnu Smith to a one-year contract.
The Raptors will retire the No. 7 jersey of Kyle Lowry on Jan. 10 after they face the 76ers.
The Dolphins are trading wide receiver Tutu Atwell back to the Rams in exchange for running back Jarquez Hunter, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Thursday.
The Browns are releasing veteran wide receiver Cedric Tillman, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Thursday.
The busiest stretch of the year for adding prospects has passed. Here's how every organization stacks up now.
Paris Saint-Germain have been handed a tough start to the defense of their Champions League trophy, with a home clash against Barcelona as well as trips to 2023 winners Manchester City and Europa League holders Aston Villa.
The return of Carlos Alcaraz and the absence of Jannik Sinner has had a significant influence on US Open betting futures. Alcaraz, the reigning champion, is +250 to retain his title according to DraftKings odds as of midday Thursday.
The 2026 NFL regular season begins Wednesday, Sept. 9, as the Patriots visit the Seahawks. See the complete Week 1 schedule, kickoff times and TV channels.
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The Dodgers know Kyle Tucker's season isn't over, and they're asking help from everyone to turn it around.
The Cleveland Browns are reportedly releasing wide receiver and former third-round pick Cedric Tillman.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the Los Angeles Dodgers and Atlanta Braves MLB game.
The Seattle Seahawks have reportedly signed star defensive tackle Leonard Williams to a three-year extension.
The Braves walk off the Dodgers in a key win, Kyle Schwarber makes local history, Tristan Peters cannot be stopped, the Orioles were nearly stopped and more from Wednesday's MLB action.
New College Football Playoff teams, Power Four rivalries, Heisman finalists and so much more in our bold predictions for the 2026 season.
Tech
Michele Spagnuolo was arrested for alleged insider trading on Polymarket, but the Switzerland-based engineer says he was simply gambling, activity that is beyond the reach of US law.
The Steam release was supposed to get fans excited for an upcoming remake.
The retailer just finally joined YouTube Shopping's affiliate program.
It's the second update in less than two months to address privacy concerns.
Everything you need to know about Apple's latest audio tool.
I combed through the Labor Day sales to find the power tools and other essentials that cover nearly every household repair.
After an affair with a fellow police officer ended, a Georgia cop used Flock to track her movements—and those of a man whose vehicle often showed up near hers, internal investigation records show.
The potential for AI to automate scientific research and manufacturing must be balanced with new risks, Anthropic says.
The IMAX logo doesn't always tell you what kind of screen or projector you're getting.
Meta's settlement could force its biggest competitors to reshape their apps.
Netflix has walked back plans to put AAA games on its streaming platform. Instead, it's pivoting to marketing highly anticipated titles like Grand Theft Auto VI.
Also shown off was the 49-inch Odyssey OLED G9.
Code reviewed by WIRED reveals the company is developing a feature that enables Codex to continue working proactively until it is “put to sleep.”
What are the differences between the two and is the $50 price hike all about RAM?
Google AI Mode is getting a flight price tracker, hotel booking and a way to view the cost in miles or points.
Speedo is offering up its own take on smart swimming goggles, but it won't offer feedback while you're in the water.
Alienware’s latest gaming monitor explores a new size and resolution for ultrawide monitors, and I have a feeling PC gamers are going to love it.
You’re hunched over your desk and phone for hours. I rounded up gadgets, a DIY trick, and even some yoga advice to help you straighten up.
You have questions about data centers, and WIRED has answers. Join our livestream on September 10 and our panel of experts will tell you everything you need to know.
The Relay Q, due next year, is the latest attempt to reposition voice as the most seamless method for human-computer interaction.
Entertainment
CNN made a pretty big blunder during their coverage of Dolly Parton's death ... showing a pic of an impersonator instead of the real deal ... and now the cable news giant is apologizing. The embarrassing flub went down Tuesday night ... CNN was…
Great balls of fire ... a 61-year-old man tried to fend off cops serving an eviction notice by attacking them with an improvised flamethrower ... and the fireball is on video!!! Body cam footage shows the moment cops bust into Darron Dunn's…
Mama June's daughter Jessica Shannon is officially single again ... a judge has finalized her divorce from estranged wife Shyann McCant ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, a Georgia judge signed off on the final judgment…
Sydney Sweeney's all birthday-caked up for her sexy new lingerie drop ... turning up the heat and showing off her bangin' bod to plug her latest products. The blonde bombshell shared a series of steamy sets as she fussed over baking herself a…
Kim Zolciak's leaning on family in the aftermath of her son Kroy Jr.'s arrest ... taking her younger son Kash out to dinner with her and her boyfriend, Kyle Mowitz, while Kroy Jr. is behind bars. The reality star was spotted wearing a low-cut,…
Kanye West is making moves to stop a jury from hearing about his past antisemitic social media posts ... TMZ has learned. In court docs TMZ obtained, Kanye argues his old posts should not be used as evidence against him in the case brought by…
Chris Brown was shut down in his attempt to get some extra time before turning over info his ex-housekeeper needs to collect on the $13 million judgment she won against him ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, a L.A. judge…
Naturally, when you're Kylie Jenner, of course you have hot friends ... and in this case, we're talking about Stassie Karanikolaou and Victoria Villarroel. Kylie was just on her besties' podcast talking about going bigger with her breast implants,…
Bunnie XO has been laying off the jelly rolls in recent months ... and she looks as good as ever -- flaunting her toned tummy in a smoking hot shot. The podcast host walked out of Alo Yoga in Beverly Hills on Wednesday along with a companion who…
Rep. Mike Collins' former staffer -- who claims to be a social media provocateur -- posted images associated with the KKK and Nazis and called himself a "twink fascist" ... and the Congressman is condemning the posts. Preston Parra posted shocking…
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