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Throughout the era of Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel has used his late-night comedy show on ABC to fight the bad orange man and speak truth to power, at least in his own imagination, but the thing about speaking truth to power is that the true thing actually has to be true.This week, Kimmel suddenly saw
The man accused of ramming his car into a gate at the FBI's Pittsburgh field office quoted Abraham Lincoln assassin John Wilkes Booth, an agent said.
The Charlie Kirk Act would strengthen the Cold War-era Smith-Mundt Act protections and embargo government media from Americans for 12 years after production.
Liberals unloaded on Disney's decision to pull "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" on Wednesday, citing free speech concerns and describing the move as cancel culture.
Republican attorneys general sent a letter to colleges condemning the potential use of security concerns to chill conservative free speech following Charlie Kirk's assassination.
Former White House chief of staff Jeff Zients is sitting down with the House Oversight Committee to talk former President Joe Biden's mental acuity and autopen use during his final years in office.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Baker Mayfield opened up about the fiery spirit he showed in the team's win over the Houston Texans on Monday.
Portland will issue a land use violation notice to a local ICE building, accusing it of repeatedly holding detainees longer than permitted.
Utah Valley University students have returned to campus following Charlie Kirk's assassination, expressing mixed reactions to suspect Tyler Robinson facing the death penalty.
A military helicopter crash investigation is underway in Washington state after aircraft went down near Joint Base Lewis-McChord on Wednesday night.
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This three-bedroom house was remodeled to look like a giant meatball after the owner mentioned to the host of an HGTV show that he sometimes eats Italian food.
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We are disgusted to learn that Disney has pulled Jimmy Kimmel's show off the air simply for him being a MAGA Republican.No one has stood for MAGA more than Jimmy Kimmel. Raised by a Republican family in a conservative area, Kimmel embodies everything MAGA stands for. "We are horrified and saddened b
(cont'd) murdered schoolchildren in Nashville, burned an elderly Jewish woman to death in Colorado, murdered a couple at the Jewish embassy in D.C., seized campus buildings and held janitors hostage, assaulted students on campus who appeared Jewish, ambushed ICE officers in Dallas and shot an office
BRANSON, MO — Local man and confirmed idiot Mark Turner waved a driver through the four-way intersection this morning even though it was clearly Turner's turn to go.
LOS ANGELES — Matt Gutman, Chief National Correspondent for ABC News, became emotional Wednesday when, during a news segment, he teared up while calling Hitler's Mein Kampf both personal and touching.
Listen up, men. It's time to put the ways of misogyny behind you and stop calling your wife outdated, sexist terms like "beautiful." Instead, try any of these less chauvinistic compliments:
As the investigation into Charlie Kirk's assassin continues, debate has raged in the public square about which ideology the killer followed.
NASHVILLE, TN — In a stunning change to the bylaws that have served as the bedrock for the denomination for decades, the Southern Baptist Convention voted to lift its longstanding ban on sex after marriage.
NEW YORK — Former Washington Post journalist Karen Attiah made history Wednesday as the first ever recipient of the Pulitzer Prize for "Best Fabricated Quote."
DEARBORN, MI — Mayor Abdullah Hamoud of Dearborn has officially declared that the city will be renamed "Dearborn Islamic Caliphate of Michigan."
Spirited away by carriage under cover of night, the two lovers were wed deep in the forest by an unfrocked priest.
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SAN FRANCISCO—In response to ongoing concerns regarding the safety of its female passengers, rideshare giant Uber reportedly introduced a new feature Wednesday that allows women to request a nonthreatening eunuch driver. “With UberCastrated, female riders can feel more at ease on their way to ba
CLEARWATER, FL—Explaining that his personal health was everything to him, Tom Cruise told reporters Thursday he had purchased a Fitbit to help him get in his 10,000 daily stunts. “Now that I’m getting older, it’s more important than ever to make sure I’m staying active, whether that’s go
That fucker, aged who the fuck cares, finally kicked the bucket Monday, that prick. After living a no-good waste of a life, family and friends are invited to say good riddance, you sorry piece of shit.
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Two Cornell students killed a 120-pound black bear before bringing its carcass into a communal kitchen in their dormitory to skin and process it, with the undergrads having valid hunting licenses and not appearing to run afoul of the law. What do you think?
The post Cornell Students Skin, Butcher De
This house has a great porch and gets plenty of natural light, but if you’re going to spend 12 hours a day on Reddit, it doesn’t really matter. Reference #57893
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So one bright morning around nine, sunlight streaming through her mini-blinds, your ol’ pal Jean rolled out of bed (literally!), slurped a mug of piping hot cocoa, and chowed down on the last of the two-day-old day-old cinnamon rolls, took a nice hot shower, and logged on to her sorta trusty PC. T
NEW YORK—In an effort to relieve public concern over the thousands of footballs that go missing every season, an internal report by the National Football League confirmed Friday that the majority of fumbles were recovered within the first 48 hours. “Looking at our history all the way back to 192
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There are two words MLB and the MLBPA simply cannot agree on. Here's how it got this way and what it means for the next CBA.
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The WWE world heavyweight champ details how he pulled off the "Ruse of the Century" at SummerSlam.
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Behold, the Chaaaaampiooooons! That sound you hear is our collective joy at the UCL's return. ESPN experts offer their thoughts on Matchday 1 so far.
Alexander Isak made his Liverpool debut, but it was Mo Salah that lifted the Reds over Atletico Madrid.
Beneath the spectacle and showmanship, one legend ends as another begins.
Can Christopher Bell win at New Hampshire after taking Bristol's checkered flag last weekend? Here are the latest odds.
Tom Brady sits down to reveal how the Chicago Bears pursued him during 2020 free agency before he ultimately signed with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The GOAT also recalls the infamous moment at Soldier Field when he mistakenly thought it was third down instead of fourth.
Week 2 brought thrills and then some. Now, we're nearly onto Week 3. Here's a look at all the lines for the next week in the NFL.
Who will win the 2025 NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year award? Check out the early odds.
At 0-2, Geoff Schwartz discusses whether Notre Dame can return to form in Week 4. That and his other best bets for the college football weekend.
Two major conferences aside from the SEC are the focus of bettors' attention heading into Week 4. Patrick Everson reports on the action.
Dan Lanning believes the College Football Playoff schedule creates unfair challenges for top teams — from long layoffs to roster instability during the transfer portal window.
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Tech
Uber Eats is testing out drone deliveries yet again, this time in partnership with Flytrex. To note, Flytrex is one of the drone operators behind Walmart's drone deliveries and already delivers food in some parts of the US. It's one of the four providers that received authorization by the FAA for Be
The iPhone 17 lineup is here. Here are all the details on Apple’s smartphones to help you find the right model, whether that’s the iPhone Air or iPhone 16e.
The Home Depot is offering up to 50 percent off home goods during September. Here’s the breakdown on the biggest Home Depot deals.
For years, the “regular” iPhone received hand-me-downs from the Pro models. This was less so with the iPhone 16 and 16 Plus, but the trickle-down philosophy was still there to a degree. For 2025 and the iPhone 17 ($799) is no longer the compromise that the base model used to be. Apple finally bl
Scammers are now using “SMS blasters” to send out up to 100,000 texts per hour to phones that are tricked into thinking the devices are cell towers. Your wireless carrier is powerless to stop them.
Thousands marched in London to protest President Donald Trump’s second state visit. Among them were many environmental activists unhappy with Britain’s new AI deal with the US.
A wave of AI users presenting in states of psychological distress gave birth to an unofficial diagnostic label. Experts say it’s neither accurate nor needed, but concede that it’s likely to stay.
At Meta Connect 2025's kickoff event, Mark Zuckerberg unveiled a trio of new smart eyewear, including its first model with augmented reality. Meta's boss also announced the second generation Ray-Ban Meta, as well as a pair of Oakley-branded sunglasses designed for athletes. In addition, Zuckerberg l
Having left competitors in the shade by adhering to vital lessons on what works on your face, Mark Zuckerberg has reverted to old habits with Meta Ray-Ban Display—and that’s not good.
A simple experiment can tell you whether an ergonomic keyboard could be more comfortable for you: With your elbows hugged into your sides, bring your thumbs to touch in front of you. Now angle your elbows slightly outward and separate your hands. If the latter position feels better, you may apprecia
Analysis by researchers at the University of Bern suggests that water and other volatile compounds arrived on Earth from outer space—specifically via a collision with a Mars-sized planet billions of years ago.
You might already have a good idea of which smartphone you want to be your next one. But there are more solid options available now than ever before, making the decision not as cut-and-dry as it used to be. While the decision is a bit easier if you know you want an iPhone, there's even enough variat
After revealing his company's latest augmented reality and smart glasses at Meta Connect this year, Mark Zuckerberg has introduced a new entertainment hub for its Quest headsets called Horizon TV. Zuckerberg said Meta believes watching video content is going to be a huge category for both virtual re
The rumors were true. Meta's first pair of AR glasses with a built-in screen is the Meta Ray-Ban Display. They'll cost $799 and will come to a limited number of brick-and-mortar stores in the United States on September 30. Those retailers include Best Buy, LensCrafters, Ray-Ban and Verizon, and avai
New glasses with a built-in display bring Meta’s vision of the augmented-reality future into focus. The popular Ray-Bans also get an update, and there’s a new Oakley style for action sports.
When Meta announced its first pair of Oakley-branded sunglasses, the HSTN frames, earlier this year, it called them "performance AI" glasses even though they only came with modest upgrades compared with Meta's Ray-Ban lineup. But the new Oakley Meta Vanguard glasses, which were just unveiled at Conn
As expected, Meta has introduced new smart glasses during its Connect conference today. The announcements included a “Gen 2” of the Ray-Ban Meta glasses, which retail starting at $379.
There are a bunch of upgrades over the $299 Ray-Ban Meta set that the duo released in 2023. Meta highlighted im
Yesterday, the US National Highway Traffic Safety Administration opened an investigation into Tesla following a report by Bloomberg that its electric door handles could stop working when a vehicle's low-voltage battery fails. That created a safety hazard that the publication found could trap passeng
A House Oversight Committee hearing produced a flood of bizarre claims about cloud seeding, chemtrails, and solar geoengineering. Proven, human-driven changes to the weather were dismissed.
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The case involving a chopped-up teen girl found in a Tesla belonging to singer D4vd is intensifying ... Los Angeles police searched a home in the affluent neighborhood where the car was abandoned. According to ABC7 ... a swarm of officers spent…
Horrible video has surfaced showing an angry commuter violently shoving an elderly woman off a bus in Massachusetts — but the good news is the alleged perpetrator is under arrest. The shocking incident unfolded on the afternoon of September 8…
Hollywood is speaking out against ABC's suspension of "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" over host Jimmy Kimmel's comments on the murder of Charlie Kirk. Ben Stiller was among the first to protest the move by ABC, tweeting "This isn’t right." His fellow actor…
The NFL's probe into the recent allegations of domestic violence against Tyreek Hill is moving full steam ahead ... as TMZ Sports has learned the wide receiver's accuser's attorney is slated to chat with the league's most prominent investigator…
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Jimmy Kimmel is getting out of dodge after he was suspended by ABC — and we captured him bolting to his vehicle! TMZ shot video of the embattled late-night host rushing into his Chevy Silverado inside a garage Wednesday night in Los Angeles.…
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