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Roberto's Taco Shop, a popular San Diego taco chain, faces left-wing backlash after a TikTok user alleged its CEO is a Donald Trump supporter.
President Trump received a McDonald's delivery from a DoorDash driver in the Oval Office and tipped her $100 while promoting his no tax on tips policy.
Research published in BMJ Journals links newly developed anemia to significantly higher chances of cancer diagnosis and all-cause mortality within 18 months.
WATCH: Rowdy teenagers swarm DC Navy Yard in waterfront takeover despite police juvenile curfew zone
D.C.'s Navy Yard saw another teen takeover this weekend, prompting a juvenile curfew zone and increased police presence to address ongoing disruptions.
Ruby Rose alleges that Katy Perry sexually assaulted her at a Melbourne nightclub 20 years ago. Perry's team calls the claims "reckless lies."
Daniil Medvedev was hit with a $7,000 fine after smashing his racket seven times during his 6-0, 6-0 Monte Carlo Masters loss to Matteo Berrettini last week.
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg's office is investigating sex assault allegations against Rep. Eric Swalwell, who suspended his California governor campaign.
Trump rejects American Bishop Robert Barron's call to apologize to Pope for 'disrespectful' comments
President Trump rejects Bishop Barron's call to apologize to Pope Leo, arguing the Pope is wrong on Iran foreign policy and weak on crime issues.
Charles Barkley rips NBA players complaining about the 65-game eligibility rule, saying they voted for it in collective bargaining and should stop.
Nicole Kidman opens up about her plans to become a death doula nearly two years after the death of her mother, calling it part of her "expansion."
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U.S. — According to advertising experts, the reason television commercials no longer depict medicine as tiny little warriors murdering tiny little germs is because of "wokeness."
WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by posting an AI video of himself fucking a basketball. “The president is clearly enraged at somebody, but the clip provides far too l
TULSA, OK — The security line ground to a halt this morning at the Tulsa International Airport as it took 42 minutes for a local dad to empty his cargo pants.
SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was following a ChatGPT recipe for risotto. “I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for
As you've probably heard, there is a chimpanzee civil war in Uganda.
NAVASOTA, TX — Local grandma Susan Fields announced to her family that she had finally gotten with the times and made a profile on "that MyFace thing."
VATICAN CITY — In an escalation of the public feud between the U.S. president and the supreme pontiff of the Catholic Church, Pope Leo XIV shared an AI-generated photo of himself dressed as Donald Trump.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump told reporters on Monday that he wasn't concerned about his recent dip in popularity or the controversy that resulted from his posting of a social media image depicting himself as Christ, boldly predicting that his approval ratings would be resurrected in three d
WASHINGTON—In a major new agreement expected to provide the United States with unprecedented market access to the island nation, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he had finalized a long-anticipated trade deal with Pedotopia. Despite years of tension between the two leaders, Trump smile
SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effective immediately, every employer in Illinois will be required to provide two weeks of compen
This would’ve been a great place to raise a family, but instead a wealthy couple will collect egregious amounts of passive income from bachelorette parties. Reference #32487
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A class of medications called GLP-1s have skyrocketed in popularity recently for their effectiveness in reducing body mass. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding these weight-loss drugs. MYTH: GLP-1s are only prescribed for diabetes. FACT: GLP-1s have many applications, from aiding in a
Eligible men in the United States will be registered into the military draft pool automatically by December, a measure slipped into last year’s annual defense policy bill that will replace the previous self-registration process. What do you think?
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Sports
When New York and L.A. collide this week, big-money baseball will be on display at a never-seen-before level.
Milwaukee and New Orleans are looking for long-term coaching fits. Here's what lies ahead for each franchise.
There isn't much season left to determine playoff seeding and draft lottery order. Here's a rundown of what's on tap.
After seeing a six-shot lead erased on Saturday, McIlroy still found a way to secure his second green jacket.
LAFC had been practically perfect in 2026, but the Angelenos first loss of the year cleared room for a new No. 1 in this edition of MLS Power Rankings.
Tracking news and updates for players entering -- and exiting -- the transfer portal for the 2026-27 season.
Finding a manager capable of measuring up to Madrid's unique demands will be tougher than ever.
Man City's win at Chelsea and Arsenal's defeat at Bournemouth have thrown the title race wide open -- arguably, it's City's to lose from here. PLUS: Inter Milan show win a seven-goal thriller at Como as Gab Marcotti recaps the weekend.
What do the latest top 25 rankings look like after top teams lost over the weekend?
WNBA draft day is here (7 p.m. ET on ESPN)! We project all three rounds. Four UCLA players and a South Carolina trio help make up Round 1.
The NCAA men's college basketball transfer portal is officially open. Here are the top 20 players who have entered.
Our latest MLB power rankings and how injuries have already affected every team so far.
NFL legend Tom Brady has playfully mocked Hollywood actors Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mac following Birmingham City's impressive two-goal victory over Wrexham in the Championship.
Azzi Fudd is the favorite to be selected No. 1 in the WNBA Draft. See how far ahead of the field the UConn star sits on the oddsboard.
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Tottenham have suffered a devastating setback in their fight against relegation with news that captain Cristian Romero will miss the rest of the Premier League campaign.
Are the Eagles going to trade star wide receiver A.J. Brown? Here are the latest trade rumors on Brown and an explainer.
FOX Sports' Eric Williams breaks down his biggest takeaways from Week 3 of the 2026 UFL season.
FOX Sports' RJ Young reveals his UFL Power Rankings after Week 3, with the Defenders climbing and the Gamblers falling.
Where will the top prospects in the 2026 NFL Draft land? Here's a look at where some of them have visited, which could be a hint as to where they'll land.
Tech
The internet’s most jacked leftist shares the tech and daily rituals that fuel his marathon streams.
As ships return to the Strait of Hormuz, mines, sonar, and congestion continue to reshape the Gulf beneath the surface.
Xbox's new chief exec, Asha Sharma, has only been in charge for a few months but things already seem like they might be changing for the better. Or at the very least, they might be getting cheaper. The Verge reported that the new Xbox CEO wrote a memo to employees addressing the current pricing of t
Fans of miniature plastic soldiers, rejoice. Games Workshop has brought a host of older Warhammer and Warhammer 40K video games to Steam for the first time, alongside a dozen games that haven't been available on Valve's storefront for a few years. The new to Steam releases consist of three games fro
Dozens of civil rights organizations have written a letter to Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg to warn of the dangers in bringing facial recognition technology to the company's smart glasses. More than 70 groups have banded together to form a coalition to urge Zuckerberg to abandon plans to incorporate the
There are plenty of retro gaming handhelds on the market, but Anbernic is introducing one that offers a unique spin on the square shape. The retro gaming handheld maker revealed the RG Rotate on its YouTube channel, showing off a 1:1 display that swivels out much like the T-Mobile Sidekick of yore.
The Iran war and a series of social media posts, including one depicting Trump as Jesus Christ, have some conservative commentators and fans suspecting the president may be the antichrist.
Over the past couple of years, Google has found ways to stuff Gemini in nearly every app and service it offers. Whether it's Gmail with its AI inbox or Chrome with its chat sidebar, Gemini is now inescapable inside of Workspace. I don't know about you, but I don't need an AI to tell me how to write
Today, iRestore is offering up to $900 off select devices and up to $1,550 off bundles.
Many countries are pursuing social media bans for anyone under 16, but a recent poll is putting the effectiveness of such laws into question. The Molly Rose Foundation, a charity organization that focuses on preventing online harm, recently published a study that polled 1,050 Australian children bet
More than 70 organizations, including the ACLU, EPIC, and Fight for the Future, say the AI smart glasses feature would endanger abuse victims, immigrants, and LGBTQ+ people.
With almost ten years of hands-on testing, WIRED knows what separates the best fitness trackers from the rest.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's house may have been the target of a second attack after San Francisco Police Department arrested two suspects for a reported shooting in the Russian Hill neighborhood. The SFPD said in a press release that police officers responded to a "suspicious occurrence of possible shot
The viral infection leaves millions with chronic pain, increased stroke risk, and lifelong nerve damage—yet vaccination rates remain dangerously low.
WIRED witnessed the game-changing Denza Z9 GT charge its battery in just 9 minutes. But the pricing for BYD's premium brand looks like a huge mistake.
Picture this: You're a senior Meta employee looking for feedback from the CEO. But, instead of hearing from the real Mark Zuckerberg, you get a response from a Zuckerberg AI character. As absurd as that sounds, it could eventually be a reality.
Meta is reportedly working on such an AI character, t
Roblox is preparing to roll out its biggest change since starting age verification late last year. While that program was initially focused on chat access, today’s news is about age-segregating the games on the massive platform.
Starting in mid-May, users will be pushed into one of three worlds: R
Water filters promise the moon—but only some back up their claims. Here are the best filtered-water pitchers for those who prefer their water free of heavy metals and forever chemicals.
As major news outlets cut off the Wayback Machine, journalists and advocacy groups are rallying to protect the Internet Archive’s vast collection of web pages.
Apple may be late to the smart glasses market, but it could be covering all its bases with up to four potential styles for its upcoming product. According to Bloomberg's Mark Gurman, Apple could launch some or all of the four styles it's currently testing for its smart glasses.
Gurman reported Apple
Entertainment
Ashlee Jenae was involved in a dispute with her fiancé Joe McCann before her tragic death in Tanzania earlier this month ... something local police say is now part of an active investigation. According to North Unguja Regional Police Commander…
Kevin Federline is weighing in on Britney Spears entering rehab ... and he's backing the move -- with one key caveat. K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, tells TMZ ... "Kevin is aware of the reports that she has checked into rehab and that if…
The performances from Weekend 1 of Coachella may have been ahead of their time ... but the fashion in the desert seems to have stepped right back into 2016! From colorful fringe 'fits to crochet, metallic moments, and bold, barely-there looks ...…
Martin Short and Steve Martin have taken their hit comedy show back on the road ... and it sure looks like they put on a pair of freaking fantastic performances after a sad tour pause. The iconic funnymen actors returned over the weekend for a show…
Brandon "Bug" Hall -- perhaps best known for playing Alfalfa Switzer in the 1994 film "The Little Rascals" -- has been arrested ... TMZ has learned. Documents obtained by TMZ show Bug was charged in Ohio with failure to appear for a court date from…
Lindsay Hubbard is weighing in on the "Summer House" drama ... and let’s just say ... she’s not exactly shocked. We caught Lindsay at LAX Sunday, and when it comes to Amanda Batula linking up with West Wilson -- despite Amanda once being tight…
Coachella content continues to spill all over social media ... Victoria Villarroel and Stassie Karanikolaou are bringing back low-rise pants ... but which lacy look is comin' out on top? The question here is: Who'd you Rather?! VOTE NOW!
"Teen Mom" alum Jenelle Evans shuts down rumors of a rekindled romance with ex David Eason in a new podcast interview ... after the two were spotted spending time together in Las Vegas. Jenelle told Dr. Rachel Mason on "La Femme Talk" that when…
As Brian Hooker sits in police custody in the Bahamas in connection with his wife Lynette's disappearance, his stepdaughter is dropping bombshell revelations about what it was like living with him prior to the tragedy. Karli Aylesworth, Lynette's…
Disturbing new twist in Anna Kepner's death aboard a Carnival Cruise ... the feds say her 16-year-old stepbrother raped her before murdering her on their family vacation. Anna's stepbrother has been indicted as an adult by a federal grand jury and…
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