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A federal judge blocked Philadelphia's mask ban on ICE agents, ruling the city cannot regulate how federal officers conduct enforcement operations.
Chefs Andre Rush, Robert Irvine and David Burke prepare nine patriotic recipes for Fox Nation's "American Kitchen: An America 250 BBQ" special.
Gonçalo Ramos' 94th-minute header put Portugal ahead before a controversial VAR offside call denied Croatia a late equalizer, sending Portugal to the Round of 16 against Spain.
Democratic Socialist wins in New York and Colorado have Republicans calling Democrats a socialist party while moderates urge leaders to speak out.
Willson Contreras and Cade Cavalli each received seven-game suspensions after the bench-clearing brawl at Fenway Park that emptied both bullpens.
Brockton officials announced an overnight curfew ahead of Cape Verde's World Cup match, citing shootings, reckless driving and public safety concerns.
Fitness influencer Wes Watson pleaded guilty to aggravated battery after footage showed him striking a man with a weightlifting belt at a Miami gym.
Ring doorbell footage shows the Tesla Model 3 slamming into a Katy, Texas, home at 73 mph while the DoorDash driver claims Full Self-Driving was engaged.
Athletics prospect Ryan Lasko still can't feel his lower half after spinal surgery to repair fractured vertebrae from a scary outfield collision.
Karlie Kloss says she's a Democrat who believes in bipartisan dialogue, revealing how she navigates family dinners as part of the extended Trump family.
Satire
The post Olivia Rodrigo Adds Adult Diapers To Merch Table appeared first on The Onion.
NEW YORK, NY — Defying old age and government authorities, libertarian firebrand Ron Paul was spotted climbing to the top of the Empire State Building, where he unfurled a large banner that read, "End The Fed!"
WASHINGTON—In a judgment the majority of justices said reflected the intentions of the Founding Fathers, the U.S. Supreme Court issued a 6-3 ruling this week that upheld state bans on transgender athletes, adopting an originalist vision for junior varsity volleyball rosters. “In their abundant w
U.S. — The Transportation Security Administration announced on Thursday that it had officially placed the entire Democratic Party on the No Fly List.
The post LeBron Hopeful New Team Has One Of His Kids On It Too appeared first on The Onion.
PITTSBURGH—Noting that the man could often be seen waiting outside O’Malley’s Tap with his hands shaking in anticipation before the doors even opened, sources confirmed Thursday that local 54-year-old Brian Munson, who goes to the bar every day at 10 a.m., must be a huge soccer fan. “You can
WASHINGTON—Claiming there were strings of explosive devices planted throughout the National Mall, President Donald Trump reportedly attempt to cover up low attendance at the Great American State Fair this week by calling in a bomb threat. “There’s a series of explosives in unmarked duffel bags
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington Democrats were getting out the vote early ahead of the November midterms, pledging to reform U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) so it only deports immigrants who love America.
BIRMINGHAM, AL — A new technique for managing children was discovered this week, as local woman Sarah Bailey got her kids to behave by threatening them with a fun family road trip.
Upon the former House Speaker’s retirement from Congress, Nancy Pelosi and the University of California, Berkeley, will establish the Nancy Pelosi Institute for Representative Democracy, a nonpartisan organization “dedicated to strengthening American democracy.” What do you think?
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Elle, a new Legally Blonde prequel series on Amazon Prime Video, has premiered to mixed reviews. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the show. Q: How is the story updated for 2026? A: The story is now spread out over 16 more hours than it needed to be. Q: What stereotypes does […]
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EL PASO, TX — Witnesses reported that a migrant woman gave birth right on the U.S.-Mexico border this morning, sadly making only the top half of the baby American.
ORLANDO, FL — After years of being admired for his absolutely shredded physique, local man Chris Kolaski finally revealed that his secret to looking like a Greek god was water aerobics.
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani asked New Yorkers weathering the heatwave to keep their thermostats at a scorching 78 degrees so as not to tax the city's inadequate power grid. Still, Mamdani said he had other ways to cool down anyone who complains: "Off to gulag!"
Legendary corporate raider Bruce Nakagami, 76, is doing leveraged buyouts with the angels now.
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Desire To Murder May Have Driven Man To Pull Trigger
The post Police Suspect Gunman’s Motive Was To Kill Bunch Of People appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Displaying an uncanny comprehension of humanity’s power structures as they emerged from their interstellar spacecraft, a delegation of surprisingly politically informed aliens issued demands Tuesday to be taken to Earth’s biggest pedophile. “People of Earth, you will bring us bef
Sports
Portugal's dramatic win over Croatia has allowed them to advance to the last 16 of the World Cup, but they face an even bigger test in a matchup with Spain.
U.S. international Folarin Balogun and Argentina's Lionel Messi were at the center of controversy after similar incidents produced opposite outcomes.
Switzerland has been a team steadily on the rise and now it looks like it is peaking at the right time.
Here's the best of Match Day 22, featuring a dramatic stoppage-time win for Portugal against Croatia.
Here is a look at which team Switzerland will play in the round of 16 and their potential path to making the World Cup final.
Which countries will make it to the quarterfinals at the 2026 FIFA World Cup? Check out the latest odds.
Which nations are most likely to make the final four? See the latest odds to reach the 2026 FIFA World Cup semifinals.
Here is what the round of 16 at the 2026 FIFA World Cup looks like as teams continue to punch their tickets into the next round.
Check out the odds for the Round of 32, now that losses equal elimination at the 2026 World Cup.
France leads the oddsboard, but Argentina continues to rise. Check out the latest odds to reach the World Cup final after the group stage.
We're tracking all the scores and results at the FIFA 2026 World Cup.
Here are the latest odds to win the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Former Celtics star Jaylen Brown says he is "excited and disappointed" over his trade to the 76ers.
Billy Donovan agreed to become the lead assistant coach for San Antonio and head coach Mitch Johnson, sources said.
The U.S.' victory against Bosnia-Herzegovina on Wednesday night was the most-watched soccer telecast in English-language history, with more than 24.4 million viewers, according to Fox Sports.
Restricted free agent Tari Eason has agreed to a five-year, $81.5 million deal to return to the Houston Rockets, sources told ESPN's Shams Charania on Thursday.
Angel Reese said it was "disrespectful" for the Eastern Conference-leading Dream to have no starters in the WNBA All-Star Game.
Cade Cavalli and Willson Contreras each have been suspended seven games for their roles in a benches-clearing brawl at Fenway Park on Tuesday night. Miles Mikolas received a five-game suspension, and Red Sox outfielder Nate Eaton got a three-game ban.
Tech
“It is a direct attack on the rule of law,” says one European Parliament member of the new findings from Citizen Lab.
The satirical site is fighting to officially take over Infowars. In the meantime, CEO Ben Collins says the new show will mock “how fucking stupid” conspiratorial brain rot has become.
Pocket is listed in app stores but seemingly unavailable in the US.
The hosting platform wants sites to have more control over how AI companies use their content.
“We have more people voting on the ‘Love Island USA’ app than we do in many political elections taking place across the country,” says the show's executive producer.
One of Kalshi’s most prominent traders tells WIRED he’s swearing off Spotify-related markets until the issue is resolved.
Laptop chargers are much easier to travel with these days, and there's one specific technology that is largely to thank.
Cursor hopes to continue offering third-party AI models after it's acquired by SpaceX, testing the relationships between frontier AI labs.
The company has been gaining traction in Europe.
The federal agency says it will temporarily schedule the drug, which has been called “gas station heroin,” as a controlled substance—a boon for MAHA and the mainstream kratom industry.
Capcom is trying to get Onimusha: Way of the Sword out the door before the fall release calendar gets really crowded.
Adjust your options for things like account recovery, ad personalization, and which parts of your Google profile are shared publicly.
HDMI excels for media consumption, while PC gamers prefer DisplayPort.
Financial disclosures show how much Trump loves tech stocks.
Fake Mr Beast "promotions" are ubiquitous on Threads - they're also part of massive crypto scam network.
When going abroad, the right plugs are essential to keep your gadgets charged. These are my favorite travel adapters and chargers.
There are now enough Amazon Leo satellites to launch the service, but its constellation is still tiny compared to Starlink's.
A long-defunct developer returned from the dead promising to revive the 3DO, but quickly pulled its pledge when it became apparent it didn't have the right to.
The Bublue BuVortex V5 ditches conventional skimming for a vortex-powered design that’s fascinating to watch, even if it’s severely impractical.
Slate is the latest automaker to transition to lower-cost batteries perfected in China, driven in part by the repeal of EV tax credits that required materials to be sourced domestically.
Entertainment
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are spending Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding weekend a couple of hundred miles away from the festivities ... another indication that Blake and Taylor's once close friendship is over. TMZ has obtained photos…
Britney Spears kept things low-key ahead of the Fourth of July holiday weekend, stepping out for a drive in Los Angeles with her bodyguard. The pop star was spotted Thursday riding in the passenger seat of a black Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon while her…
It's time! We've got a glimpse of some more of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding guests leaving their hotel to head to the rehearsal dinner. Cameras caught Taylor's childhood best friend, Abigail Anderson Berard, Travis' aunt and uncle, Joan…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are running a tight ship for their wedding weekend ... because even the cops working inside aren't allowed to have their phones ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... NYPD officers…
Angelina Jolie is firing back at her ex-husband Brad Pitt ... as he attempts to get his hands on her old tax returns ... TMZ has learned. The actress filed new court docs in her never-ending war with Brad over Chateau Miraval -- the French estate…
Britney Spears was stressin' about her sons Sean Preston and Jayden Federline hitting the runway ... but they say it was all out of love. Jayden revealed to Vogue that Britney was "so nervous for us" before he and his brother made their Paris…
What better way to head into the Fourth of July weekend than checking out what’s cooking on the grill ... and Hollywood is bringing the meat. Joe and Kevin Jonas tag-teamed the grill like pros -- flipping meat and corn on the cob like they meant…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have pretty much taken over NYC for their wedding, going down Friday ... but a recent easter egg has fans thinking the famed couple already "tied the knot." Here's the deal ... some Swifties think Taylor used the "Toy…
It looks like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce might be turning their wedding weekend into a movie ... because we've spotted a filming notice outside the venue. The notice reads that there will be photography and videography going around in and around…
Selena Gomez and music producer Jack Antonoff wouldn't miss out on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's big wedding at MSG ... because we caught them in all their glory on their way to the wedding rehearsal. Check it out ... Selena posted on her story…
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