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Bobby Pulido is facing scrutiny over the amount of time he spends in Mexico as the Latin Grammy winner pursues Texas' 15th Congressional District seat against Rep. Monica De La Cruz.
Team USA slugger Aaron Judge said Sunday night after their win the World Baseball Classic's atmosphere is "bigger and better than the World Series."
President Donald Trump warned NATO allies who fail to help defend the Strait of Hormuz, escalating tensions over military burden-sharing responsibilities.
Tennessee House Bill 793 advances with 15-9 committee vote requiring public schools to verify student immigration status and report enrollment data to state.
Martha Stewart says her cardiologist compared beetroot powder to "taking Ozempic" for weight loss. She now adds the supplement daily to her green juice.
A controversial strike three call ended the Dominican Republic's hopes of making it to the World Baseball Classic final and allowed Team USA to advance.
Former UFC and WWE star Ronda Rousey returned to the pro wrestling ring on Sunday night, appearing at All Elite Wrestling's Revolution to confront Toni Storm.
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After severe abdominal pain sent her to the ER, a Canadian woman faced a 15-hour wait, as physicians warn of worsening overcrowding and staffing shortages nationwide.
Hawaii Democrat Jill Tokuda explained why she refused to stand during Trump's State of the Union challenge at a town hall event, when asked about the moment by a voter.
Satire
NEW YORK, NY — Heaven rejoiced today after a Jewish man accepted Jesus and converted to Christianity. Sources confirmed that the man was converted thanks to the powerful witness of an X user who proclaimed, "Christ is King, you filthy money-grubbin' Jew."
WASHINGTON—In a heated exchange that laid bare a growing schism at the highest levels of Republican leadership, President Donald Trump and Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) reportedly clashed in the Oval Office Thursday over the question of where they were, with McConnell insisting they were at church a
Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An uncharacteristically rotund Pete Hegseth held a press conference to deny having any knowledge of what happened to all the leftover lobster that had been procured for the troops.
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Google announced an update for its popular Google Maps application that would automatically subtract an hour from travel time if it knows a dad is driving.
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MILWAUKEE—Accusing the actress of a grotesque act that showed profound insensitivity, Kate Hudson found herself under fire Thursday for performing in Wisconsinface for her most recent film, Song Sung Blue. “It’s so insulting to see someone who’s obviously never been anywhere near cheese cu
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Democrats voted to expel Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman on Thursday after their repeated warnings for him to stop supporting America were ignored.
WASHINGTON—Maintaining that his conduct was well within the guidelines for the solemn occasion, President Trump on Thursday defended his decision to wear a fruit hat while samba dancing during the dignified transfer of soldiers killed in Iran. “There’s no reason I can’t honor the sacrifice o
MILWAUKEE, WI — Local man Ed Clayfield reportedly saved himself an extended period of suffering by hiring members of the Academy Awards Orchestra to perform the "Wrap It Up" music whenever his wife's stories go too long.
PERSIAN GULF — Iran's military command is desperately scrambling to react upon learning the news that Donald Trump had chosen Mitth'raw'nuruodo, otherwise known as Grand Admiral Thrawn, to lead the U.S. carrier strike group in the Persian Gulf.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite early indications to the contrary, the Senate passed the SAVE Act after Senator Mike Lee reportedly changed its name to the "Give Congress A Raise Act."
Harry Styles has released Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally, his fourth studio album. The pop star sat down with The Onion to explain the meaning behind each track. “Aperture”: “I typed ‘hole’ into powerthesaurus.com.” “American Girls”: “My favorite is Samantha, but Kit is a v
WASHINGTON—Claiming their mind was solely occupied by the hope of curling up in a ball and sleeping as long as they were allowed, the entire U.S. populace told reporters Thursday they lacked the strength to form an opinion on Donald Glover’s casting as the voice of Yoshi in The Super Mario Galax
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Lisa Park, 29, literally died after running into her ex while he was on a date and saying, “Don’t have too much fun.” Like, what the fuck was that?
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WASHINGTON—Positioning pubic hair as the body’s natural bulwark against urethral intrusions, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. urged Americans Thursday to grow as many pubes as possible to keep bugs from crawling into their cockholes. “Pubes are the strongest type of hair there is, with t
Sports
After a devastating, self-inflicted wound nearly cost him his right hand, the Lakers guard is fueling the team's rise through the West.
Will any of the wild cards make a run? Plus, full playoff projections, draft lottery standings, more.
Here are the "old guys without a Cup" for whom fans should be rooting this postseason.
We've got you covered with predictions, live updates and takeaways from the second semifinal in Miami.
Opening Day is approaching fast -- and Jeff Passan has everything you need to know covered.
We determine whether these eight MLB stars can actually reach new heights in 2026.
We're following NFL free agency signings, trades, cuts, contract restructures and other moves as they happen.
Are J.J. McCarthy and Michael Penix Jr. officially QB2s? Will Maxx Crosby and A.J. Brown actually leave their current teams? We sized up five free agency takes.
Real Madrid are plotting a deal for Bayern star Michael Olise, while Chelsea want to sign Messi... just not the Inter Miami one. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Alex Rodriguez said that credit is due to USA manager Mark DeRosa after the WBC win over the Dominican Republic.
Is the Automated Ball-Strike System coming to the next World Baseball Classic?
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
From upsets to Final Four predictions, FOX Sports' Laken Litman breaks down the 2026 NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament.
Pirates ace Paul Skenes talks to Alex Rodriguez about representing Team USA at the WBC.
Team USA is in the World Baseball Classic final after eliminating the Dominican Republic.
How the semifinals bracket for the 2026 World Baseball Classic is shaping up.
Get to know all 68 teams in the 2026 Women's Basketball Tournament before they face off in March Madness.
Catching up on all day's action from the World Baseball Classic.
From upset picks to Final Four predictions, FOX Sports' Michael Cohen breaks down the complete NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament bracket.
Tech
The most widely adopted computer language in history, COBOL is now causing a host of problems. It's also dangerously difficult to remove.
Data breaches are more common than ever. Here are the best ways I've found to protect yourself online.
The EV manufacturer is supported by a robust online community. But Elon Musk’s politics and overblown hype about Full Self-Driving are turning some loyalists away.
A bicycle wheel with guitar strings, a touch-operated synth, and the “Demon Box” were just a few of the new instruments on show at Georgia Tech’s Guthman Musical Instrument Competition this weekend.
Ahead of its acquisition by Paramount Skydance, Warner Bros. dominated the 2026 Oscars with 11 wins primarily for Ryan Coogler's Sinners and Paul Thomas Anderson's One Battle After Another. Netflix also put in a strong showing with seven Academy Awards, including two for KPop Demon Hunters and three
As the legal war over how to regulate prediction markets rages on, financial institutions are embracing the industry anyway.
Dozens of Telegram channels reviewed by WIRED include job listings for “AI face models.” The (mostly) women who land these gigs are likely being used to dupe victims out of their money.
This sale spans almost an entire week, and it’s full of fake “deals.” We hunted to find truly good prices on gear we’ve tested.
If your Playdate wishlist is anything like mine (endless), here's a good excuse to actually go ahead and free some of those games from limbo: Panic is running a sale across the Playdate Catalog to celebrate its three-year anniversary. Sure, the majority of Playdate games are pretty cheap as is, but
In an unexpected twist, humans have taken some jobs back from AI. Embark Studios' CEO Patrick Söderlund recently told GamesIndustry.biz that the studio "re-recorded" some of the AI-generated voice lines in Arc Raiders with human voices, only after its successful launch in October.
"There is a quali
To capitalize on Claude's recent spike in popularity, Anthropic is offering a limited-time promotion that doubles usage limits for anyone using its AI chatbot during off-peak hours. From March 13 to March 27, users on Free, Pro, Max, and Team plans will get double the usage limits in a five-hour win
Brompton's latest folding electric bicycle is beautiful, genuinely portable, and doesn't quite go fast enough.
Our favorite red light therapy device for hair growth just dropped in price. Grab it while it lasts.
iGarden's new pool-cleaning robot pairs sporty design with a long runtime, though there are a few quirks.
A month after Seedance 2.0's launch in China sparked cease-and-desist letters from Disney and Paramount Skydance over its use of copyrighted materials, its developer ByteDance has reportedly hit pause on the release of the AI video tool in other regions. According to The Information, which spoke to
You're responsible for your own Spotify algorithm now. On stage at SXSW, Spotify's co-CEO, Gustav Söderström, announced the Taste Profile feature, which allows users to personally customize exactly what they want to listen to, whether it's music, audiobooks or podcasts. This AI-powered feature is
There may have been some extra incentive for the Trump administration to get the TikTok US deal done. According to a report from The Wall Street Journal, the Trump administration is set to receive a total of $10 billion in the deal that allowed TikTok to remain in the US. The new investors who acqui
Need something new for your reading list? This week, we recommend A.D. Sui's The Iron Garden Sutra, a meditative horror sci-fi/fantasy and murder mystery.
I don't typically gravitate toward locked room mysteries, but the description of this book ticked all the right boxes to win me over: "a dea
Meta could be preparing for one of the largest layoffs in its history, according to a Reuters report. The tech giant is planning to cut about 20 percent of its workforce, according to the outlet's sources. According to the report, neither a date nor the exact number of layoffs has been finalized yet
Digg has shut down, for now, just a few months after its open beta launched. Justin Mezzell, the company’s CEO, has explained on the home page that it noticed hours after the beta launched that it was already being targeted by SEO spammers. “The internet is now populated, in meaningful part, by
Entertainment
Bert Kreischer's tour bus fire in North Dakota came after a bizarre tire blowout the night before forced the crew to abandon the vehicle on the side of the highway ... TMZ has learned. Rob Greenwald, Bert's rep, tells TMZ ... the trouble started in…
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Before this cute girl from Baton Rouge, Louisiana was gracing her good looks on magazine covers, she was just stickin' her tongue out at the camera and growing up with her sisters ... Today, she's one of the world's hottest models, and she recently…
Teyana Taylor got into a heated confrontation moments after the Oscars wrapped ... and TMZ has learned it all started after a security guard put his hands on her. Sources with direct knowledge tell us the incident happened seconds after the Sunday…
Production on “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” has hit an unexpected pause … and it's all due to a heated blowup between two of the main cast members, TMZ has learned. Sources connected to the series tell us production is currently shut…
Despite being awarded an historic 16 nominations, "Sinners" lost the Best Picture Oscar to "One Battle After Another." The win prompted Teyana Taylor to almost tackle director, Paul Thomas Anderson, as he headed to the stage to collect a statuette…
The 2026 Oscars were one to remember ... but we have all the moments you may have missed during the epic telecast. Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner cozied up to each other as they waited to hear if Chalamet's name would be called in the Best…
Jonathan Cheban -- aka Foodgod -- says he’s not holding Timothée Chalamet's controversial opera and ballet comments against him. We got Cheban out Saturday night at Philip Plein's Oscar party, and he told our camera he's not mad at Timothée…
Rachel McAdams had everyone choked up at the Oscars. There wasn't a dry eye in the house after she honored her late friend Diane Keaton in the award show's In Memoriam segment. Rachel told the audience, "Believe me when I say there isn't an actress…
Billy Crystal commemorated his good friend and "When Harry Met Sally" director Rob Reiner at the Oscars in a tearjerking tribute to the late Oscar nominee and his wife Michele. After going through all of Rob's beloved films, Billy said, "To the…
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