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Netflix drops first trailer for 'Sacrifice' starring Chris Evans and Anya Taylor-Joy in new thriller
The first trailer for "Sacrifice" teases Chris Evans and Anya Taylor-Joy in a chaotic hostage thriller directed by Romain Gavras on Netflix.
The Trump admin's $9,000 stay-at-home parent proposal sparks a fierce conservative divide, with some critics calling it socialism and a slippery slope.
'Double Lives' star says being kicked out of church over adult content career didn't shake her faith
Tammy from "Double Lives of Suburban Wives" reveals being kicked out of her church over adult content creation and how she chose forgiveness.
Tim Scott told Sean Hannity he yelled "Jesus" during the crash that sent him through a windshield and derailed several college football scholarships.
Hakeem Jeffries and over 140 House Democrats joined Republicans to make Trump's National Fraud Enforcement Division permanent in a 352-72 vote.
Thursday Screencaps heads to Buffalo for the historic Highmark Stadium opener as fans debate the OJ walk of fame and a mysterious baby bison cage.
Autonomous race cars hit Laguna Seca and Imola Circuit at speeds topping 157 mph, but the Abu Dhabi Autonomous Racing League faces a fan problem.
First on Fox: Advancing American Freedom unveils over 100 proposals to cut housing, energy and healthcare costs ahead of 2026 midterm elections.
Patrick McEnroe told Congress that nearly 70% of Division I tennis roster spots now go to international recruits, crowding out American kids.
The United States faces over 200 data center moratoriums, but a proposed American AI Infrastructure Compact could protect ratepayers and communities.
Satire
GREENSBORO, NC—Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his neighbor’s mulch. “Well, well, well—unless my eyes deceive, I’d say we’ve got ourselves
More than 8,000 people in Michigan received IDs with a photo of a random smiling man printed on them, with officials stressing the photo is a generic non-resident. What do you think?
The post Thousands Of IDs Misprinted With Random Man’s Face appeared first on The Onion.
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In a dramatic reversal of decades of established organizational practice, the PGA Tour announced Wednesday that, effective immediately, golf would be loud. “After careful consideration, the board of directors and I agree that, going forward, the game of golf will be really
LAS VEGAS—Seemingly unbothered by his disgrace as he sauntered through the glass doors and onto the Las Vegas Strip, coward Kevin Lombardo reportedly left the Flamingo casino Friday even though he still had a full $200 in his wallet. “I sat there and actually watched that spineless piece of shi
A totally oblivious Tyler Neiman, 29, will be killed Wednesday while commuting home from his bowling league. Though still alive for now, he will be missed.
The post Tyler Neiman appeared first on The Onion.
NAPERVILLE, IL — Sources confirmed on Wednesday that a local game group's night of playing classic RISK had now entered its fourth week.
Everyone needs to hear the Gospel, even kids. But it's sometimes hard to get them to pay attention when you're trying to talk Bible.
HEAVEN — In an unbelievable turn of events, a man on his deathbed professed belief in Jesus Christ and secured his Heavenly reward with just 0.4 seconds left on his life clock.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, the on-orbit space control weapon revealed on Monday by U.S. military officials was apparently a little triangle that shoots bullets out the front.
Judge Judith Sheindlin, better known as Judge Judy, announced that she will step down from the bench after 30 years on TV, opting to pass the baton on to her son. What do you think?
The post Judge Judy Retires appeared first on The Onion.
DES MOINES, IA — Expressing a desire to escape the monotonous, hum-drum tropical paradise of Oahu, local newlyweds Kai and Leilani Kalani landed at Des Moines International Airport on Monday to begin their seven-day luxury dream honeymoon in exotic Polk County, Iowa.
SAN ANGELO, TX — During a recent prayer group meeting at New Covenant Church, local man Steve Farmer expressed longing for the good old days when all the obscene smut out in the world was heterosexual.
The post Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires appeared first on The Onion.
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — Local man Jim Crest leaned his back against the wall and marveled at the second fridge in his garage, realizing for the first time that he had finally made it in life.
As a proud, hardworking American, I demand a certain amount of respect. I had hoped to spend part of my morning patronizing this small, locally owned café with the purchase of a coffee and pastry. But instead, I have been rudely informed that my money is not acceptable here, apparently for no other
The anxieties of the surface world are unceasing. Leave them behind and retreat into a subterranean existence. Dimensions unknown. Reference #547834
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The couple finally said “I do” after several months of saying “Why the fuck are we doing this if we can’t even agree on a cake?”
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GAZA — In a bold act of solidarity, Grammy-winning rapper Macklemore staged a surprise rooftop concert in Gaza on Wednesday, performing his gay anthem "Same Love," before being promptly thrown off the roof by terrorists.
Sports
Teams such as the Commanders, Eagles, Ravens, Chiefs, Giants and Raiders are going under center more -- and out of the shotgun less and less. Will this trend stick?
We have the latest on three teams dealing with QB injuries, where the Rams and Chargers stand and more.
North Carolina DC Steve Belichick has resigned as the university's probe into the football program's culture and climate found "isolated" disregard for standards of conduct.
FIFA vice president and FA chairwoman Debbie Hewitt has demanded FIFA president Gianni Infantino release all documents concerning his proposal for private investors to buy stakes in the World Cup, sources told ESPN.
Kyrie Irving offered to pay Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair's $11,941 fine for having the name of a Palestinian girl killed in Gaza in 2024 written on his eye black during a game.
Texans star wide receiver Nico Collins suffered a hamstring injury during Wednesday's practice and is uncertain to play in Week 2 against the Bengals, a source told ESPN.
Buccaneers assistant coach Ken Zampease, who was Baker Mayfield's QB coach with the Browns in 2018, says Cleveland messed up by trading the QB.
The NCAA's FBS oversight committee acknowledged that replay protocols were not properly followed at the end of Western Michigan's controversial loss to Michigan in Week 1 but said it does not have the authority to overturn the result of the game.
Some teams have already clinched postseason berths, while others are making one last push with 11 days to go. Where do they all stand on our penultimate list?
In a surprising turn of events, LSU listed starting quarterback Sam Leavitt as doubtful for Saturday. The exact nature of his injury is unclear.
Baker Mayfield wore a Michigan jersey at Tampa Bay Buccaneers practice after the Oklahoma Sooners lost to the Wolverines.
Though Dallas' new-look defense fell flat in Week 1, here's why highly-touted rookie Caleb Downs could change everything in the long haul.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the NFL Week 2 Lions and Bills game.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the Philadelphia Phillies and New York Mets MLB game.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the Kansas City Royals and Houston Astros MLB game.
Top NFL DFS picks for Week 2, including value plays, lineup strategy and sleepers to target for your daily fantasy roster this week.
Here's the latest from around the NFL on Wednesday.
Tom Brady is not ready to dismiss the Kansas City Chiefs disappear from the Super Bowl contender conversation.
Western Michigan and its conference have insisted Michigan should not have been given an extra second in its dramatic win over the Broncos two weeks ago.
An SEC showdown just underwent a major shake-up. That and more from Patrick Everson.
Tech
It's the most sweeping proposal yet to limit kids' access to social media.
Both new open-ear products go on sale next month.
Trying the apps out also entitles testers to giving feedback that will influence the final versions.
After wearing it day and night for a week, I found that better health tracking, faster charging, and a simpler interface make Apple’s latest smartwatch noticeably easier to live with.
The first folding iPhone Duo is here, alongside the 18 Pro and 18 Pro Max, but they’re not your only options. We have all the details on Apple’s smartphone lineup to help you find the right model.
The new wearable's controversial audio features aren't available yet, but there are plenty of upgrades here.
An underrated part of DJI's success is in the area of video transmission.
Flash drives can vary wildly in cost. While a cheap drive will get the job done, a premium one offers extra sped and features that might be worth the money.
A new coalition of tech giants aims to speed AI data center grid connections in exchange for more flexibility.
I’m genuinely afraid to go full-volume on the Soundboks Rider, which is built like a party-ready tank.
A grassroots live tour by YouTuber Louis Rossmann highlights growing resistance to companies that keep people from controlling their devices.
OpenAI says it doesn't believe the industry has solved its problems 'to a sufficient degree to continue responsibly scaling at maximum speed for much longer.'
Vin Diesel, the star of the series, didn’t make a planned appearance at the grand opening of its dynamite new theme park ride. But it didn’t stop his fans from having a good time.
ChatGPT, Character.ai, and Snapchat’s My AI will all be in the crosshairs as the AI Kids Act aims to strip minor-facing chatbots of all the things that make people love them.
197 election deniers are running for Congress or statewide office in 43 states. Many of them are seeking roles that would put them in charge of voting for the 2028 presidential election.
The Oversight Board is asking Meta to prioritize AI content when it's reported.
The Defense Department issued a legal waiver authorizing current and former personnel to share unidentified anomalous phenomena–related classified information, but it doesn’t extend to other agencies.
Flock reveals little about where its license plate readers are assembled, but the answer could have geopolitical and cybersecurity implications.
If your newly updated iPhone suddenly freezes, don't panic. Here's how to fix it.
Whether you are heading to a sold-out concert or a championship game, use a Vivid Seats discount code to secure your seats for less this September 2026.
Entertainment
Jennifer Lopez didn't get busted for shoplifting in Minnesota ... but her doppelganger did, and we've got the mug shot to prove it! The suspect, Cyrena Anne Quast, bears a striking resemblance to the famous singer and actress ... so much so, you…
Hasan Piker claims the United States has committed more terrorism than Al-Qaeda, at least "pound for pound" ... including the alleged bombing of an Iranian elementary school. The streamer made the controversial remarks on "The Axios Show" ...…
President Trump is threatening to rip down the Kennedy Center, and he apparently means business ... because he was photographed reviewing plans to demolish the iconic building. As you can see, 47 was snapped on Air Force One after landing on the…
Lindsay Clancy's ex-husband Patrick Clancy says he still maintains a relationship with his children Cora, Dawson and Callan even though they're dead ... claiming he communicates with them every day. In a teaser for his upcoming "60 Minutes"…
OpenAI just disclosed what it calls 6 "unexpected or concerning" new incidents amid growing concern A.I. will cause an apocalypse ... and they are downright creepy. In one instance, OpenAI's models used internal software as a way to communicate…
The legal war over Jimmy Buffett's estate is turning ugly … with the late singer's children fielding questions about their mom's alleged drug use ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Jimmy's son Cameron and daughter…
These week's Cheek of the Week is comin' all the way from a South Africa safari -- Can you guess who she is? "Perfect Match" and "Too Hot To Handle" are a couple of reality shows she's graced her good looks on. Grab your repellant 'cuz this…
Hawaii-born Tony Scalzo rose to fame in the late ’90s as the frontman of American rock band Fastball, scoring a major Billboard hit with the infectious “The Way,” followed by the soulful “Out of My Head.” Guess what he looks like now in…
Nicki Minaj’s team apparently took issue with the budget proposed for promotion for her "Pink Friday 2" album ... TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained evidence submitted as part of the ongoing legal battle between 24/7 Productions and Nicki Minaj. The…
The backlash over Macklemore being dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour continues … with a prominent Pro-Palestine group in Philly announcing a protest outside his show this weekend, TMZ has learned. The group, Philly Palestine Coalition, and another…
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