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Angel Reese was hit in the face by Aaliyah Edwards during the Atlanta Dream's blowout win over the Connecticut Sun, leading to a Flagrant 1 upgrade.
The Field of Dreams MLB game featured 26 Hall of Fame players walking through the iconic cornfield before Kyle Schwarber's leadoff blast stole the show.
Anthony Richardson threw an interception and fumbled in the Colts' preseason opener, raising more questions about his future as a backup quarterback.
The White House report identifies over 40 countries posing elevated transshipment risk as China routes goods through third nations to dodge tariffs.
Audie Cornish said a CNN analysis found Patriot Games athletes appear overwhelmingly White, and the White House fired back at criticism of the event.
A live bullet discovered aboard United Airlines Flight 1302 forced 178 passengers to deplane the Boeing 737-900 at Denver International Airport.
Terrion Arnold signed with the Seattle Seahawks after the Detroit Lions released the cornerback following felony robbery and kidnapping charges.
The gold-framed collage features 68 versions of the viral Marco Rubio meme, signed by Trump in gold ink, celebrating the secretary of state's birthday.
Major League Baseball's Field of Dreams game on Netflix featured 26 Hall of Famers, but Elle Duncan's hosting drew immediate social media backlash.
HHS warned Children's Medical Center of Dallas and UT Southwestern they cannot withhold treatment from baby Gabriel based on his heart defect.
Satire
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LOS ANGELES, CA — As heated debate continued to rage across the nation and on Capitol Hill over legislation designed to secure U.S. elections, former Vice President Kamala Harris issued a dire warning that the SAVE America Act could result in America being saved.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A special WNBA task force announced on Thursday that they had been unable to define a woman after several hours of meetings led to a stalemate on where to go to lunch.
WASHINGTON—Blasting the 2-year-old’s incessant lying to the American people, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Thursday slammed her toddler son over baseless accusations that the caterpillar was very hungry. “Time and time again, this vindictive child has served up fabrications r
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani's planned city-managed grocery stores were reportedly set to feature an exclusive "Queue Where You Wait For Loaves Of Leavened Flour Products", the mayor's office confirmed on Thursday.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions.
America's 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it's so much more! For example, the state bird is a lark bunting. Bet you didn't know that.
NEW YORK, NY — Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women's National Basketball Association decided to bring in a revered Supreme Court Justice to help settle the question.
BOSTON, MA — The state's Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech in front of the state Capitol on Thursday morning, further emphasizing their commitment to promoting child sacrifice.
Surveillance company Flock’s automatic license plate readers, which are used by over 5,000 law enforcement agencies across 49 states, are generating controversy. The Onion examines the pros and cons of the technology. PRO Helps police officers violates civil rights far faster than if they were wor
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Scientists have for the first time used AI to create viruses that don’t exist in nature, a milestone that has prompted hopes for medical breakthroughs and fears of new biological threats. What do you think?
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Kirk Devine, 45, passed away in a hot-air balloon explosion last Wednesday. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that mourners find and return Devine’s body parts.
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MCCOOK, IL—Complaining that he couldn’t even walk down the street without being mistaken for a world-class basketball player, doughy Eastern European immigrant Vukašin Petrović told reporters Thursday that he was tired of everyone assuming he was an NBA superstar. “Just because I’m a 6-fo
WASHINGTON—Surrounded on all sides by overturned furniture, ripped-out desk drawers, and dozens of loose items flung wildly from their shelves, President Donald Trump reportedly tore up the White House on Thursday in a frantic search for more munitions. “Come on, come on, there’s gotta be one
PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg reportedly smothered his metaverse avatar Thursday using a digital pillow. According to sour
Regular Bible study is an important ingredient in a person's continued spiritual growth, but sometimes men just "don't wanna." Here are some foolproof tips to get the men in your life to show up to Bible study:
WASHINGTON, DC — Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez admitted to friends that it's been hard to find single men at her workplace under the age of ninety.
MADISON, WI — After suffering a stunning electoral upset, a distraught Democratic governor hopeful Francesca Hong will be forced to return home and spend time with her white son.
Sports
The Fantasy Women's Basketball playoffs are here, and these rankings can help you make the right lineup decisions.
The NFL preseason is underway! How did rookies and players in new places perform in their debuts?
Does Josh Allen have the league's strongest arm? Is Lamar Jackson still the most unstoppable QB rusher? And where does Caleb Williams stand among the best improvisers?
Following the NBA's schedule release, our insiders break down the biggest games to watch for the 2026-27 season.
Here's everything you need to know about the fourth annual in-season tournament.
The pageantry before the Field of Dreams game featured 26 members of the Hall of Fame emerging from the outfield corn just as the ghost players did in the movie.
Jerry Jones likened the Micah Parsons deal to the 1989 trade of running back Herschel Walker to the Vikings that helped build the Cowboys' dynasty of the 1990s.
Jordan Spieth shot a bogey-free 65 that gave him a four-way share of the lead in the FedEx St. Jude Championship on Thursday.
Fever All-Stars Aliyah Boston and Kelsey Mitchell supported coach Stephanie White on Thursday, saying they were disappointed by the boos during White's introduction at Tuesday's home game.
We asked ESPN MLB experts for their updated top 50 to take stock of the best performances as the 2026 regular season begins to wind down.
Cade Cavalli took a no-hitter into the seventh inning, and the Washington Nationals beat the Chicago Cubs 7-0 to avoid a three-game sweep.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Former Detroit Lions CB Terrion Arnold has reportedly agreed to sign with the Seattle Seahawks.
The 2026-27 NBA season starts Oct. 20 with three Opening Night games. See the full tripleheader, start times and other key season dates.
See the complete 2026 NBA Cup schedule, including Group Play dates, all 60 matchups, quarterfinals, semifinals and the championship.
See the complete 2026 NBA Christmas Day schedule, including all five matchups, start times and the Knicks-Spurs NBA Finals rematch.
Jesse Minter has big shoes to fill replacing John Harbaugh and big expectations to meet as he takes over a Super Bowl contender. Is he ready?
Geoff Schwartz delivers his best bets for the NFC North ahead of the rapidly approaching NFL season.
From how drivers prep to how it all came together, here's everything to know as INDYCAR heads to two new tracks at Markham and D.C.
Which of the USA's World Cup stars could build on the summer's momentum, and who needs to get back on track?
Tech
The amorphous corporate mascot will no longer haunt Copilot Voice.
OpenAI’s rogue agent hack was a watershed moment for AI safety and cybersecurity. It also sparked internal questions about the culture that led to it.
A St. Louis PBS station is suing a data center provider to rescue a 70-year archive.
Execs praised Night School's latest game, Unhinged, before pulling the rug.
AI is shifting the culture, from tech CEO manifestos to 1 am job interviews. We unpack some of the latest, along with the top findings from Black Hat and Defcon, this week on Uncanny Valley.
The feature is rolling out as the company open-sources more of its ranking algorithm.
Hosting provider Namecheap is down after data center cooling failure.
US government to allow private companies to carry out cyberattacks on its behalf.
There are loads of options for getting new music into your ears if you're fed up with Spotify.
Flock tries to make its cameras harder for cops to misuse.
Use this space to roast the new Instagram logo.
If your Google One plan is reaching its data limit, try this before you pay more for storage.
ICE is spending millions on shock gloves designed to overpower subjects through intense, localized pain.
Jacob Fortinsky, the CEO and cofounder of the new prediction market Novig, says his outfit isn’t like those other markets. You know the ones.
Protect your Samsung phone with these cases and screen protectors.
Speedy Qi2 wireless charging in a magnetic puck and stand combo makes Google’s Pixelsnap well worth grabbing at half price.
People with schizophrenia face a perfect storm of dangers on a hotter planet.
Whether you need a portable, around-the-house entertainment center or a full-on laptop replacement, these are the best Android tablets.
Nothing ruins a great night of sleep faster than getting too hot. We slept on a myriad of cooling mattresses to find which ones drew the heat away best.
Records obtained by WIRED detail hundreds of allegations of Customs and Border Protection workers misusing internal tools to look up romantic interests and track colleagues’ cell phones.
Entertainment
Taylor Frankie Paul’s ex-husband, Tate Paul, filed a motion to unseal drug test results as part of their bitter custody battle, TMZ has learned. Tate, who shares kids Indy and Ocean with Taylor, filed court docs on Thursday with his…
Surrogate McKenna West is gearing up for a massive legal fight over the baby she carried ... with her attorney saying they're prepared to take the battle all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court. West's attorney, Lincoln Wilson, told the New York Post…
The Beverly Hills bourgeoisie got dinner and a free show when a fight broke out at one of their ritzy restaurants ... and it's all on video. Ya gotta see this brawl that went down at Steak 48 -- a popular restaurant in Bev Hills -- footage shows…
Matthew McConaughey learned fame has its perks ... but apparently Jennifer Lopez's fame has even better ones. The actor revealed on Thursday's episode of Josh Horowitz's "Happy Sad Confused" podcast that name-dropping JLo once got him out of a…
Orlando Brown Jr.'s ex-GF, Holly Means, is taking the NFL star to court over property she claims he won’t return ... accusing him of acting out of "anger and spite," ... TMZ has learned.TMZ obtained court docs filed by Holly -- who claims Orlando…
Bianca Censori may want to dust off one of the few outfits that covers her boobs ... because she could have to testify in open court in one of the cases filed against her husband... TMZ has learned. The wife of Kanye West is one of 22 witnesses…
Andrew and Tristan Tate have a group of supporters fighting in their corner ... with protesters taking to the streets Thursday outside the Miami jail where the brothers are being held and demanding their release. A crowd gathered outside Federal…
Lindsay Clancy's toxicology report identifies four prescription medications in a blood specimen collected from her on the day she allegedly murdered her three kids ... and now you can read through the findings. The report, obtained by TMZ, was…
Dorit Kemsley is back in front of Bravo cameras ... even as her messy split from estranged husband PK Kemsley continues to play out behind the scenes. "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star was spotted filming the upcoming season of the hit…
Alex Cooper's beverage empire is drying up ... her drink brand is shutting down less than two years after hitting shelves. The "Call Her Daddy" host's Unwell Beverage Co. plans to roll out a few more Halloween-themed flavors before ending…
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