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Katy Perry forced to cancel Belgium festival set hours before taking the stage due to severe weather
Katy Perry shared a backstage photo in her robe after Belgium's Werchter Boutique was shut down over severe thunderstorm forecasts and crowd safety.
Xia Brookside defeated Léi Yǐng Lee at Slammiversary to capture her first TNA Knockouts World Championship, ending Lee's 74-day title reign.
Canada advances to face the winner of Netherlands vs. Morocco on July 4 after Stephen Eustáquio's dramatic stoppage-time goal sinks South Africa.
Video of a retiring Southwest Airlines captain's final flight went viral after his daughter, serving as co-pilot, surprised him with a heartfelt speech honoring his career.
Hapag-Lloyd warns of a "new normal" in the Strait of Hormuz as U.S. and Iranian strikes escalate and conflicting routing directives create chaos.
A skydiving plane crash in northeastern France killed all 11 people aboard after the Pilatus PC-6 suffered a malfunction shortly after takeoff.
Mustafa Ali retained the TNA International Championship at Slammiversary after Order 4 interference helped him overcome Rich Swann and Uhaa Nation.
Sen. Chris Coons says he is expected to make a full and swift recovery after suffering minor injuries in a multi-vehicle car crash in Delaware.
NY Assemblywoman Claire Valdez faces backlash after podcast clip resurfaces showing her calling to abolish TSA PreCheck and nationalize airlines.
Aaron Lewis says the cover of his unreleased album was found shredded as packaging paper inside a Taylor Swift merch box in a fan's unboxing video.
Satire
VATICAN CITY — After four years of painstaking labor creating thousands of square feet of breathtaking frescoes, Michelangelo at last unveiled the Sistine Chapel ceiling, only to be informed by Pope Julius II that he had really wanted the ceiling to be more of a neutral gray.
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom opened up his laptop and fired up ChatGPT this morning to find out what his political positions will be this week.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have reacted with outrage and fury that President Trump could force Haitians to leave the evil, racist country known as the United States.
CHICAGO—Stunning longtime fans with its climactic conclusion, FX series The Bear reportedly ended Friday with a continuous 45-minute shot of protagonist Carmy screaming while stirring tomato sauce. “After so many tense scenes and multifaceted characters, I’m glad we could provide the perfect f
WASHINGTON—Expressing concerns about the charged, inflammatory rhetoric used to promote the 16-day exposition, local prize hog Benny “Big Bones”Carmichael announced Friday that he would be dropping out of the Great American State Fair due to the event’s political nature. “After carefully r
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Admitting that the vast gulf between media depictions and reality had come as a total shock, German World Cup fan Fabian Lindemann told reporters Friday that he could not believe how different the real United States was from the country’s depiction in the 2006 Pixar film Cars
SAN FRANCISCO—Claiming that the character would have been depicted as a titillating working breed if it weren’t for the “woke mob,” DC fans reportedly flocked to social media Friday to blast the dog from Supergirl as not even hot. “It’s hard to believe anyone finds this attractive,” w
FLUSHING, NY—Asserting that it was the least the franchise could do to reward the loyal fanbase that had stuck with the team through so many ups and downs, local Mets fan Paul Sutera told reporters Friday that all he was asking for was one fucking season where they win every single game they play.
NEW YORK CITY—Touting the discovery as a breakthrough in understanding the behavioral patterns of the insects, Rockefeller University researchers published a study Friday revealing that mosquitos are more attracted to people branded with the Mosquito God’s rune of punishment. “After several ro
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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R) will be facing James Talarico (D) in the race for a U.S. Senate seat this November. Here’s everything you need to know about the Republican candidate. Angle Of Smirk: 34 degrees Signature Style: Rushing to put belt back on Campaign Slogan: “Come Alone With S
The oldest soccer ball in the world, believed to be 500 years old, will be on display for the first time in the United States, traveling all the way to Miami from Scotland. What do you think?
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Sports
And then there were 32. We're done with the group stage, but what do our writers and experts think the field of favorites looks like as we enter the win-or-go-home phase?
The Hornets are trading Miles Bridges, a 2029 first-round pick and a second-round pick to the Suns for Grayson Allen, Royce O'Neale and a 2033 first.
Stephen Eustáquio scored in the second minute of second-half stoppage time, and Canada beat South Africa 1-0 on Sunday for their first knockout match victory in a World Cup.
Phillies slugger Kyle Schwarber became the first major leaguer to reach 30 homers this season and the fastest to do so in franchise history.
Five-star wide receiver Eric McFarland, a 5-foot-8, 180-pound class of 2027 player from Florida's IMG Academy who is ranked third by ESPN at his position, chose Texas A&M on Sunday, selecting the Aggies over offers from Florida, Georgia and Tennessee.
Cheryl Reeve tied Mike Thibault's WNBA record for career coaching wins at 379 as the Minnesota Lynx beat the Dallas Wings 85-77 on Sunday.
United States forward Folarin Balogun said he can "feel the difference" in the atmosphere around the World Cup now that the knockout stage has begun.
Serena Williams took aim at tennis' anti-doping system ahead of her Wimbledon return, calling it "unprofessional" and "unreasonable."
American swimmer Gretchen Walsh broke the world record in the women's 50-meter freestyle on Sunday, just nine days after her training partner Kate Douglass had set a new mark in the sprint distance.
The bracket for the World Cup knockout rounds is now set! How far will the U.S. go, and who should be the favorites to win it all? Let's judge some overreactions!
The second day of the round of 32 sees some heavyweights meeting earlier than expected.
USA is anxious but ready to win its first World Cup knockout match in 24 years.
Who will Canada face in the round of 16? Here are the possible opponents, and its potential path to the final.
We're tracking all the scores and results at the FIFA 2026 World Cup.
Here’s a look at some of the best moments from Jameis Winston’s World Cup journey.
Former USA head coach Bob Bradley explains how coaches are handling hydration breaks at the FIFA World Cup.
It wasn’t a classic, but the Canadians won the first ever round of 32 match at the World Cup win in dramatic fashion.
Here is everything you might have missed from the first day of the 2026 FIFA World Cup knockout stage:
Which countries will make it to the quarterfinals at the 2026 FIFA World Cup? Check out the latest odds.
Which squads are favored to make it to the Round of 16 in the expanded 2026 World Cup field? See the latest odds.
Tech
These little tricks will help you spend more time driving instead of charging.
The fine can now potentially hit 99 million AUD, or $68 million.
The new models will launch with the M5 Pro and M5 Max, according to Mark Gurman.
Wi-Fi extenders are cheap, but come with distinct drawbacks.
Mounting privacy and security issues have residents and activists concerned.
Where to eat, stay, work, and eat some more while visiting Space City on business.
As the billionaire class gets richer, the growing online community is offering tips on how to survive with very little.
Sun hoodies are the greatest new garment since the original hoodie.
The Euclid space telescope's stunning photo of our galaxy's “crowded heart” captures more than 60 million stars.
An unadorned ebike is a blank canvas. Here, get tips for maximizing its cargo-hauling and person-carrying capabilities.
The Chinese supercomputer LineShine was ranked as the fastest in the world, despite not using any GPUs.
People in Europe will soon lose access to Studio Canal movies they paid for on the PlayStation Store.
Do the benefits of features like dimming and scheduling make up for the constant energy draw needed for connectivity?
The lawsuit dates back to a deadly incident in Arizona in 2023.
Prime Day is officially over, but many of our favorite, hand-picked deals are still available through the weekend.
The 8-mile pipeline would bring fuel for Starship to the company's Starbase.
The Pocket Micro 2 has a larger battery, improved controls and even a 3.5mm headphone jack.
It’s not often you can score discounts from the outdoor-coded Canadian company that makes understated and stylish performance clothing.
Everyone is sick of spam calls and creeper sites that show weirdos where you live—but can any service solve it?
Plus: Former national security advisor John Bolton pleads guilty in classified-materials case, Microsoft helps take down major infostealer infrastructure, and more.
Entertainment
The stars are stepping out for Culture's Biggest Night ... and the fashion is already hitting before a single trophy gets handed out. The 2026 BET Awards are taking over the Peacock Theater in Los Angeles, with the biggest names Hollywood rolling…
What should've been the final day of a music festival ended in unimaginable tragedy ... after cops say a newborn baby's body was found inside a porta-potty. The heartbreaking discovery was made Sunday at Electric Forest in Michigan, where state…
Taylor Swift's Madison Square Garden wedding might still be under wraps ... but Ed Sheeran looks like he may be rehearsing for taking the stage at the nuptials. One lucky couple got a wedding gift money can't buy ... the "Shape of You" singer and…
Tom Sandoval and ex Victoria Lee Robinson's breakup drama came with an encore ... because police were called back to his house just hours after their first visit. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... LAPD officers responded to Tom's Los Angeles…
Taylor Parker may be on death row ... but while she was in jail awaiting trial she was still playing a doting mother to her daughter over the phone -- and TMZ has the audio. Take a listen to a prison call -- obtained by TMZ from the Bowie County…
Bianca Censori and Kanye West celebrated Ye's birthday like royalty ... taking over part of the legendary Palace of Versailles before partying into the early hours of the morning with an intimate group of friends. The couple celebrated with roughly…
Adele was rolling in the deep of the Bad Bunny crowd ... and loving every second. The singer was living it up Saturday night at Benito's sold-out show at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in London alongside fiancé Rich Paul -- and videos show Adele…
Jennifer Lopez heard fans were "obsessed" ... so she showed up to see it for herself. JLo made a surprise appearance at Prime Video's Obsessed Fest over the weekend ... popping out to thunderous cheers before introducing the cast of the streamer's…
T-Pain gave fans an emotional surprise at Electric Forest ... debuting an unreleased collaboration with the late Oliver Tree while a montage honoring the late artist played across the massive stage screens. Video from the performance shows T-Pain…
Harry Styles is doing just fine after briefly collapsing on stage due to a choking scare, not the extreme European heatwave, TMZ has learned. Fans watching Harry at a sold-out show Friday night at Wembley Stadium were sent into a panic after the…
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