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A Texas A&M committee ruled that a professor's firing over the teaching of a gender identity lesson was unjustified, and the university president will review its recommendation.
Grizzly bear attack injures 11 students on school trail in Bella Coola, British Columbia. Teachers successfully repelled bear with pepper spray and bear banger device.
One person was killed and three others were shot in south Phoenix Saturday afternoon after gunfire erupted around 2:45 p.m. Suspect now in police custody.
A judge extended a New Jersey school board member's protective order after she allegedly received death threats and insults in group chat titled "This B---- Needs to Die."
Byrum Brown threw three touchdowns as USF cruised to 48-18 win over UAB. The Blazers played just hours after a stabbing involving two players.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stuns fans with Rio vacation photos on Instagram, showcasing her confidence in a white swimsuit against Brazil's lush backdrop.
An anti-Israel group's threatening website targets academics at major universities worldwide, offering cash for violence and exposing private information.
The San Francisco 49ers have reportedly voided Brandon Aiyuk's $24.9 million guaranteed money for the 2026 season after he missed meetings and team activities after his knee injury.
SJSU volleyball team fails to make conference tournament in first season after trans athlete scandal
The San Jose State volleyball team was eliminated from Mountain West Tournament contention, ending its first season after trans athlete Blaire Fleming's departure.
Trump claims Chicagoans want federal help after a violent riot in the blue city's downtown left multiple officers injured and several children shot during weekend unrest.
Satire
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene announcing her resignation in January, the average IQ in Congress is expected to rise about 7,000 points.
LANSING, MI — Local mom Janet Fields has continued her decades-long tradition of making cranberry sauce for no one to eat.
TOPEKA, KS — Local serial killer Roger Thompson spent all morning today explaining his deep passion for collecting nutcrackers.
An inmate in Australia is suing over a ban on prisoners eating Vegemite, arguing that forbidding the yeast-based spread violates his human right to “enjoy his culture as an Australian.” What do you think?
The post Australian Prisoner Sues For Right To Eat Vegemite appeared first on The Onion.
CLEVELAND—Saying he was ready to carry on the legacy forged by Cody Kessler, Dorian Thompson-Robinson, and dozens of other short-lived Browns signal callers over the past two decades, rookie quarterback Shedeur Sanders told reporters Friday he was “more than confident” he could deliver everyth
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (R-GA) feud with President Trump is shaking MAGA world. Here is everything you need to know about Greene. Birthplace: Kenya Religion: Islamophobia Experience: Six years of commenting “Pedophiles!” under Facebook posts Political Ideology: Christian swinger nation
A new Gallup poll found that fewer than half of Americans now say religion is important in their daily lives, a 17 point drop since 2015, reflecting a major cultural shift in the U.S. What do you think?
The post Religiosity In U.S. Drops To Lowest On Record appeared first on The Onion.
Alligator Alcatraz, a massive migrant detention center in Florida’s Everglades, has been plagued by reports of inhumane conditions and environmental concerns since its opening on July 3. The Onion breaks down the statistics of the facility at the center of Republicans’ crackdown on illegal immig
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Kennedy Jr. climbed out of the restaurant’s beef tallow fryer. “My skin is perfectly crispy,
WASHINGTON—In the wake of a controversial incident aboard Air Force One in which President Donald Trump insulted a female journalist, Vice President JD Vance is said to have wept in his office bathroom, furious that the commander-in-chief had used his special “piggy” nickname on someone else.
The post Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office appeared first on The Onion.
SAN FRANCISCO—Shedding light on how consumers were most likely to interact with the popular software application, a new report published Thursday by OpenAI revealed that ChatGPT was primarily used to ask if hot dogs were too old to eat. “Our large-scale analysis found that 98% of our users are l
Pluribus, a new sci-fi drama starring Rhea Seehorn, is Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan’s first show since Better Call Saul concluded. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the series. Q: What’s the premise? A: An extraterrestrial virus causes everyone except those who were robbe
Sports
Lap-by-lap analysis shows how Max Verstappen claimed a dominant win to cut into Lando Norris' F1 title lead.
Check out the best moments between the San José State Spartans and the San Diego State Aztecs in Week 13!
Saturday didn't upset the status quo but instead set the scene for a potential dramatic final week.
We assess how the committee could stack the top teams in the country after Week 13.
FOX Sports' RJ Young reveals his Top 25 rankings after Week 13, with Miami on the rise and USC falling.
Christian Washington rushed for an eight-yard touchdown that sealed the San Diego State Aztecs win over the San Jose State Spartans.
On Saturday night, Gotham's stars shone brightest when it counted most.
Niners coach Kyle Shanahan alternated between offering insight and declining to provide specifics on wide receiver Brandon Aiyuk's status with the team, a situation that he characterized as "extremely unusual."
Devin Haney rolled to an emphatic win over Brian Norman Jr. to capture the WBO welterweight crown Saturday, giving him a title in his third division.
Less than two weeks until the early signing period, it's the last push for some classes.
Diego Pavia threw for a career-high 484 yards and five touchdowns and No. 14 Vanderbilt beat Kentucky 45-17 Saturday to keep its CFP hopes alive.
Arch Manning became the first Longhorns player to catch, throw and rush for a touchdown on a night in which he accounted for six scores.
Max Verstappen claimed his second Las Vegas Grand Prix ahead of championship leader Lando Norris to keep his slim championship chances alive.
San Diego State Aztecs' Jayden Denegal rushed a one-yard touchdown that extended the lead over San Jose State Aztecs 18-3.
Week 12 of the NFL season is in full swing, and there are some key players dealing with injuries. See who's in and who's out.
No. 11 BYU kept its Big 12 title game hopes alive with a 26-14 victory over Cincinnati on Saturday night.
Check out the best moments between the No. 11 BYU Cougars and the Cincinnati Bearcats.
LJ Martin rushed for 33-yard touchdown that sealed the BYU Cougars' 26-14 win over the Cincinnati Bearcats.
With Shedeur Sanders set to make his first career start in the NFL, DraftKings Sportsbook is offering several prop bets you can wager on.
Check out the best moments between the No. 21 Illinois Fighting Illini and the Wisconsin Badgers.
Tech
EcoFlow is hosting a Black Friday sale on portable power stations. This drops prices by up to 42 percent on many of its well-regarded products. For instance, the Delta Pro 3 is on sale for $2,099. This is a discount of 43 percent, as the typical cost is $3,699. That's a significant drop in price. Am
Ooni Black Friday deals are here, and they'll be tempting for anyone who loves homemade pizza. The company has discounted most of its pizza ovens including the Karu 2 pizza oven, which is on sale for $359. That's 20 percent off the regular $449 price tag.
The Karu 2 didn't make our list of the best
Now's the time of year you might be reconsidering how you budget your finances, or establishing a plan if you don't have one already. While it's possible to do it all yourself, budgeting apps can automate some processes and make it easier to see where your money is going and patterns, both good and
If you’ve been waiting to try Apple TV+, now’s the time to jump in. You can get six months of access for only $36 for Black Friday, giving you a chance to stream award-winning originals like Severance, Ted Lasso and The Morning Show. The offer is live for a limited time through December 1, so if
This page is your go-to resource for Black Friday subscription deals. From now through the end of November and beyond, we'll be scouring the internet to find the steepest discounts and cheapest offers for all the best subscription services. The top streaming platforms are all giving out subscription
Google made its final arguments in a longstanding case against the US Department of Justice on whether it has to split up its ad tech practices. However, the judge presiding over the case may be looking to wrap up the case before Google has a chance to appeal, according to a report from Reuters.
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Amazon has Black Friday savings on its most potent streaming stick. The Fire TV Stick 4K Max is 41 percent off, bringing it close to its record low. You can get it now for $35.
The Fire TV Stick 4K Max is one of Engadget's favorite streaming devices. The stick supports a solid mix of advanced techn
If you've been thinking about jumping on the smart glasses bandwagon, Black Friday deals could help you do so for less. Xreal has discounted its One Pro smart glasses by $50 for Black Friday, bringing them down to $599. The sale applies to both sizes.
These glasses are the real deal. We praised the
Microsoft will not release a diversity and inclusion report for 2025 like it has been doing every year since 2019, Stephen Totilo from Game File has reported. Totilo asked the company if it was skipping this year after it failed to publish a report from October to early November like it had done so
It's a good idea to look for Black Friday Apple deals this time of year if you're thinking about upgrading an aging laptop or picking up a pair of AirPods or an Apple Watch as a gift. One of the best discounts we're tracking at the moment is on the M4-powered Mac Mini desktop — it's $120 off right
Keep your iPhone or Qi2 Android phone topped up with one of these WIRED-tested Qi2 or MagSafe portable chargers.
You’re hunched over your desk and phone for hours. We rounded up gadgets, a DIY trick, and even some yoga advice to help you straighten up.
Plug into free HD TV with these convenient and affordable indoor antennas.
Score a great gift for everyone on your list without breaking the bank. Every one of these gifts comes WIRED-recommended.
The chef’s knife is the workhorse of the kitchen. We sliced, diced, and minced to find the best for every home chef.
The Black Friday sale on this popular slushie machine is the lowest price it's been since its release.
Frankenstein, The Twits, and A House of Dynamite are just a few of the movies you should watch on Netflix this month.
The Witcher, Splinter Cell: Deathwatch, and Splinter Cell: Deathwatch are just a few of the shows you need to watch on Netflix this month.
The humble French press is affordable, effective, and hard to mess up. Here are our favorites to make your morning cup of coffee.
Entertainment
Former Cleveland Browns player Leigh Bodden thinks it's the "perfect time" to move on from head coach Kevin Stefanski ... and who should replace him?? Deion Sanders. We caught up with the ex-defensive back ahead of Shedeur Sanders' first start for…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. With Black Friday sales coming in hot, who better to guide you through the best items to purchase than entrepreneur, author, TV personality, and philanthropist Bethenny…
Squiggled inside this photo edit is a musician who's kickin' off her 33rd birthday today. Given the clues, do you think you've got what it takes to guess the unknown star?! Her resume is never-ending -- starting with her days on Disney and scoring…
Lloyd may want to add a little pine tar to his dancing shoes ... because he straight-up slipped mid-show and nearly smacked his chin on the unforgiving stage! The R&B singer was performing down in Alabama Friday night ... and, while his backup…
Lukas Gage says the gayest thing about him is he married a man on TV ... while the straightest thing about him is he still hooks up with ladies! The actor made the shocking admission on an episode of the "In Your Dreams With Owen Thiele" podcast…
Beyoncé got hearts racing at the F1 event in Las Vegas ... bringing more excitement to an already electrifying event when she bared her cleavage. The singer-songwriter led the celebrity attendees at Saturday night's race ... walking into the event…
Jonathan van Ness says the fame he gained from "Queer Eye" wasn't all it was cracked up to be ... because the weight of fan expectations wrecked his mental health. The reality star stylist got real about his struggles during an interview with the…
Celeste Rivas's body had been frozen, and as a result, it looks the L.A. County Medical Examiner will not be able to establish a cause of death ... sources directly connected to the investigation tell TMZ. According to those sources, the medical…
YouTuber Brandon Buckingham is asking fans for financial help because of his health issues ... telling them he's not sure he'll survive, and he worries for his family's future. The star posted a heartfelt video to social media Saturday ...…
"Love is Blind" star Jimmy Presnell has jaws on the floor -- and it has nothing to do with a dramatic love triangle. He's looking like a whole new person after hitting the gym and going in for a hair transplant -- and tells TMZ he has 'LIB' to…
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