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Dana Perino bridges her mentoring book 'Everything Will Be Okay' with her new novel "Purple State," following three women through quarter-life crises.
A life jacket worn by Titanic survivor Laura Mabel Francatelli sold for roughly $906,000 at auction, far exceeding its pre-sale estimate of $475,000.
Bron Breakker blindsided Seth Rollins with a vicious spear at WrestleMania 42, allowing Gunther to lock in a sleeper hold and force a tap out.
Cody Rhodes defeated Randy Orton to retain the Undisputed WWE Championship at WrestleMania 42 in Las Vegas after Pat McAfee's wild interference at the event.
Nicole Kidman opens up about her mother's death, her harrowing night alone in Venice and her newfound plans to become a death doula after loss.
A 15-year-old cancer patient dreamed of meeting Elon Musk. After she died, he answered her handwritten questions and made her plushie a SpaceX mascot.
Paige stunned the WrestleMania 42 crowd with a surprise return, defeating Alexa Bliss with the RamPaige to become a women's tag team champion.
Liv Morgan became a three-time women's world champion at WrestleMania 42, pinning Stephanie Vaquer after Oblivion with outside interference.
Star defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence is reportedly being traded from the New York Giants to the Cincinnati Bengals for a package including pick No. 10.
Barack Obama and Mayor Zohran Mamdani sang and read with children at a Bronx childcare center during their first in-person meeting on Saturday.
Satire
U.S. — Local man Richard Manfred was arrested today after failing to give attention to a matter despite President Trump thanking him for his attention to the matter.
HOLLYWOOD — Studio executives have been utterly baffled by the massive success of a movie made to entertain people.
Are you entering middle age and finding that you just don't have the energy you used to? Do you wish you could regain your youthful vigor, but haven't found anything that works?
INDIO, CA—Generating mixed reactions from festivalgoers during her headline performance at Coachella, pop star Sabrina Carpenter reportedly turned her body fully inside out Friday in a horrific new position for her song “Juno.” “Have you ever tried this one?” the singer said in an uncharac
WASHINGTON—In what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday, delivering a big fuck-you to all the Americans who gassed up their vehicles yesterday. “Nobody was hit harder than the suckers who filled their tanks mere hours bef
Getting a haircut you truly love can be a challenge. The Onion shares tips for getting better haircuts. Be as specific as possible when describing which Zootopia character you want to look like. Tell your stylist what you want and, more importantly, what you’re willing to do to their family if you
LOS ANGELES—Accusing the actor of abusing the all-powerful Life Current that binds the universe together, Lena Dunham claimed Friday that Adam Driver used the Force on the set of the HBO series Girls. “It can really create a toxic work environment when a coworker you thought was your friend sudd
TMZ, the tabloid news organization known for sensationalized celebrity gossip, has opened a Washington bureau and turned its sights on politicians. What do you think?
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INDIO, CA—Expressing shock and disappointment at the conduct of so-called music fans, representatives for concert promoter Goldenvoice announced Friday that Coachella’s second weekend had been canceled after drugs were found on the grounds of the festival. “After discovering what we believe to
In an announcement that caused its stock to rally almost 600%, Allbirds said it would stop making its well-known minimalist, sustainable shoes and become an AI infrastructure company. What do you think?
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Sports
How Dianna Russini and New England Patriots coach Mike Vrabel scrambled to respond to photos published in the New York Post.
How will Angel Reese fit the Dream? Will the Wings return to the playoffs? Can Caitlin Clark remain healthy?
Paris Saint-Germain sporting director Luis Campos has held a meeting with the representatives of Arsenal winger Gabriel Martinelli. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Louis Riddick picks his guys in the 2026 class. See who's on his 10-player list.
Night One delivered plenty of surprises, new champions and a rivalry taken to a new level.
We're handing out report cards on big moves, including the Giants trading Dexter Lawrence II to the Bengals.
The Giants traded Lawrence to the Bengals for the No. 10 pick in the draft. What does that say about the NFL's trade market, this draft class and the state of the Bengals?
The Giants are trading defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence to the Bengals in a deal for the No. 10 pick in next week's NFL draft, sources told ESPN.
Mel Kiper Jr. predicts 64 picks across the first two rounds of the NFL draft, including two potential trades, a few QB landing spots and plenty of impact additions.
The NBA playoffs are here. Check out the odds for each first-round series, as well as what to know about the matchups.
Kyle Kirkwood and Alex Palou are in a close race at the top of the board for the Long Beach Grand Prix. Here are the latest odds.
The Ohio State Buckeyes concluded their annual spring game Saturday, with new faces and returning stars showcasing their talent.
The Giants have two top-10 picks in this year's draft after reportedly trading Dexter Lawrence to the Bengals.
We're tracking Lionel Messi's goals and top moments for Inter Miami and the upcoming FIFA World Cup. Here's the latest.
Here are the results from Week 4 of the 2026 UFL season.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules and results for all eight teams.
The Kyle Whittingham era is officially underway at Michigan, which showcased its the new roster at this year's spring game.
The college basketball transfer portal officially opened on April 7, and we're keeping up with all the moves here.
Wondering if you can bet on WWE's biggest event? We have the answer for you.
Tech
Hisense’s midrange U7 TV gets some high-end upgrades, but the competition is only getting stiffer.
Swap out your creaky old box fan for a new model that lights up, mists, or even follows you around the room.
Our top Apple Watch recommendation fluctuates in price. If you're in the market, now's a good time to buy.
Whether you’re near or far, keep an eye on your fur baby with our favorite pet cameras.
Not everyone had the money for the original Neo Geo Advanced Entertainment System when it released in the '90s, but there's still a chance to experience it as an adult with disposable income. SNK and Plaion Replai, who is also behind the all-black remake of the Commodore 64, announced a faithful rem
A judge has granted the makers of the "ICE Sightings - Chicagoland" Facebook group and the Eyes Up app a preliminary injunction to stop the Trump administration from coercing platforms to take these projects down. Judge Jorge L. Alonso of the United States District Court for the Northern District of
Apple has secured a major victory for its redesigned smartwatches as per the latest decision from the US International Trade Commission. The federal agency ruled against reinstating an import ban on Apple Watches, allowing the tech giant to continue selling its devices with a reworked blood-oxygen m
The US Department of Justice is siding with X, as the social media platform owned by Elon Musk navigates a criminal investigation unfolding in France. As first reported by The Wall Street Journal, the Justice Department characterized the French probe as "an effort to entangle the United States in a
The Artemis II astronauts are settling back into life on Earth, but we're not quite tired yet of hearing about their amazing journey. There's a new PBS documentary now streaming on YouTube that dives into the Artemis program and the latest efforts to send humans to the moon again. Also this week, NA
These locks, lights, and other smart home upgrades let you add automation without messing up your home’s vibe.
Those clicks and pops aren't supposed to be there. Give your music a proper bath with this handy guide.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. Once again, there are some neat new games for you to check out this weekend. We've got a bunch of updates and announcements for upcoming titles to tell you about too.There have been a bunch of solid indie showcases lately (and
Plus: Major data breaches at a gym chain and hotel giant, a disruptive DDoS attack against Bluesky, dubious ICE hires, and more.
Schematik is a program that aims to help people vibe code for physical devices. Hopefully, it won’t blow anything up.
A gaming laptop without a discrete graphics card feels revolutionary, but the TUF Gaming A14 doesn't quite take full advantage of AMD's daring new silicon.
Don’t just load up an Amazon cart! Here are the better ways to find your favorite vinyl records online.
The James Bond franchise has a long history of getting pop stars to record its theme songs (perhaps most memorably with Live and Let Die), and it looks like that tradition will now extend to video game adaptations about the fictional spy. IO Interactive has announced that Lana Del Rey co-wrote and p
The crew of NASA's Artemis II mission have safely returned to Earth, but if your Moon fever has yet to break, or you're curious to get a big picture view of how the second of a planned five Moon missions was pulled off, PBS has a new documentary you'll want to watch. The hour-long Return to the Moon
The specter of price hikes caused by the current AI-driven demand for memory and storage appears to have convinced a fair share of people to buy a new computer. According to data analyzed by Counterpoint Research, global PC shipments grew around 3.2 percent year-over-year in Q1 2026, "driven by pre-
Sam Altman's cryptocurrency turned identity verification startup Tools for Humanity is offering a new set of perks to people who scan their eyes at one of the company's orbs. Among them, is a new tool called Concert Kit that could help bands and artists fight back against ticket scalping bots. The
Entertainment
It's a big day for Loren Gray ... she just turned 24! And we can't think of a better way to celebrate the sexy influencer than with some of her hottest pics ... after all, the social media star sure loves taking a sultry snap to share with her…
Think you can identify the stars of WrestleMania 42 just by their physiques? These WWE superstars are in peak condition -- now it’s your turn to match each face to the body and see if you’ve got what it takes to go head-to-head! Keep an eye out…
Hulk Hogan, just months before his death, convinced his good friend, President Donald Trump, to sit down for an interview for an upcoming Netflix doc, the director revealed to TMZ Sports. "Hulk Hogan: Real American" hits the streaming giant next…
Daniel Rodriguez spent eight months in a Mexican prison, but no one laid a finger on him ... 'cause the UFC star says he had some very powerful people watching over him while behind bars! "I've been in jail before. It's not my first rodeo, but this…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. If you hate getting tangled up in wires when you're trying to listen to your favorite album or stream a movie on your computer, then bluetooth headphones may actually…
Karol G's looks over the years are turning up the heat 🔥! Here is a 25-year-old version of the Colombian singer and songwriter dropping her hot looks at Music Choice in New York City back in 2016 (left). And, a decade later, Karol just gets…
Sorry, One Direction fans ... a reunion seems ever less likely to happen -- because a new report claims Zayn Malik slugged Louis Tomlinson. The Sun laid out the alleged altercation in an article posted late Friday ... claiming the fight went down…
"Summer House" alum Lexi Wood has advice for her former castmates following the West Wilson-Amanda Batula dating drama -- date outside the group! We caught up with the reality personality outside Craig's in West L.A. Friday night and she laid her…
Sabrina Carpenter brought Geena Davis and Terry Crews to Coachella ... but, the biggest collab of the day might've been Fakemink with former First Son Hunter Biden! The England native grabbed a pic with President Joe Biden's second child ... while…
IShowSpeed opened up the WrestleMania 42 with tag team partners Logan Paul and Austin Theory … and, he learned an important WWE lesson -- trust no one! Speed, Paul and Theory, faced off against The Usos and LA Knight in a tag team match ... built…
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