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The American Culture Quiz is a weekly test of our national traits, trends, history and people. This time, test your knowledge of brisket battles, Hollywood history and more.
Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan's firing squad execution could pave the way for more states to adopt the method, a death penalty expert says.
Benjamin Netanyahu warned that Jake Sullivan would "jump out of his skin" over Israel's secret plan to assassinate Hassan Nasrallah in Beirut.
The Justice Department charged 64 foreign nationals across 17 states with noncitizen voting and voter registration fraud in roughly five weeks.
Frank Thompson calls GPS tracking on his lobster boat a 24/7 "ankle bracelet" after the Supreme Court declined to hear his Fourth Amendment case.
California Medicaid costs drive Gavin Newsom's new health insurance tax, but doctors and insurers sue claiming it violates Proposition 35.
Home security footage shows a masked man in a tactical vest carrying what appeared to be a rifle knocking on doors in a New Castle County neighborhood.
Don't call it meaningless in Tuscaloosa, AL, where Kirby Smart celebrated with his family after Georgia's gritty win over Kalen DeBoer's Alabama.
President Donald Trump called Sen. John Fetterman a "great guy" and said he would welcome the Pennsylvania Democrat into the Republican Party ranks.
Alabama Crimson Tide's comeback hopes died when Dijon Lee struck a Georgia player in the face, and Kalen DeBoer's furious reaction said it all.
Satire
THE PLAIN OF JORDAN — Lot won first prize in a local Halloween couples costume contest this weekend after dressing up as a pepper shaker.
CHICAGO, IL — A plastic shopping bag that accidentally blew inside the Chicago Museum of Modern Art sold at auction for $10 million.
HEAVEN — Heavenly residents have gathered in rapt anticipation, excited to finally get the answer to the age-old question of who would win a fight between God and Mike Ditka.
In what would be the nation’s first public execution in 90 years, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced the Pentagon would livestream Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan’s death by firing squad. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Calling the attention the incident was receiving yet another example of liberal media bias, the White House downplayed on Friday the fact that a hyena was currently biting down on the ass of President Donald Trump. “No one should be surprised that all the scrutiny from the mainstream
GREENSBORO, NC—Growing increasingly whimsical as she unearthed the memory from decades ago, local grandma Agatha Fuller fondly recalled Friday how she had once worked with a homosexual. “His name was Alexander, never Alex, and his hair and his suit were always immaculate,” said Fuller, reminis
WASHINGTON—Vowing to use the full force of the bureau to crack down on anyone who thwarted the values and aims of the United States through such an act, FBI Director Kash Patel formally classified not finishing a hamburger as seditious activity Thursday. “Let me say this loud and clear: Failing
Sixteen years after the release of The Social Network, follow-up film The Social Reckoning is coming to theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the sequel. Q: Who’s the writer and director? A: Aaron Sorkin and, unfortunately, Aaron Sorkin. Q: What’s it about? A: As fans will
DNA analysis of a lock of Thomas Jefferson’s hair has provided the strongest genetic evidence yet that he did in fact father at least one child with the enslaved woman Sally Hemings, as has long been speculated. What do you think?
The post DNA Provides More Evidence Thomas Jefferson Fathered Chi
ITHACA, NY—In an aggressive attempt to distance itself from an alleged sexual assault at one of its fraternity houses, Cornell University hastily announced Thursday that it was now going by a different name. “We determined that the best way forward was a clean start with total rebranding, and i
The post Christa Pike Sentenced To Lifetime Execution appeared first on The Onion.
This week the Supreme Court began a new term, and there are several consequential cases on the docket. The Onion previews some of the most important cases being heard by the justices in the coming months. Apple v. Epic Games : The suit over Apple’s App Store fees will be the first Supreme Court
Sports
Lane Johnson is expected to remain on the Eagles' 53-man roster until after June 1 for salary cap purposes as Philadelphia continues to navigate multiple changes to the offensice line.
John Mateer led the Sooners on a game-winning drive to shock the Longhorns 27-24 on Saturday.
Dwight Phillips Jr. ran for 120 yards to help Georgia stake its claim to the No. 1 ranking with a 20-17 victory over No. 6 Alabama on Saturday night.
Alabama coach Kalen DeBoer questioned sophomore cornerback Dijon Lee Jr.'s "emotional maturity" after his personal foul penalty extended a Georgia drive and secured the Bulldogs' 20-17 victory Saturday night.
Pitching on a day's rest, Gavin Williams had 12 of the Guardians' record 21 strikeouts in a 2-0 win over the White Sox on Saturday to clinch the best-of-five ALDS after losing the first two games.
The Cardinals are finalizing a deal to trade Marvin Harrison Jr., sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter and NFL Network's Ian Rapoport.
Quarterback Kenneth Minchey ran for a 2-point conversion in overtime to lift Kentucky to a 35-34 victory over No. 10 LSU on Saturday night.
Nick Marsh scored a 44-yard touchdown on fourth down to give No. 7 Indiana its first lead in a 20-17 victory over Nebraska on Saturday.
Oklahoma made sure to troll its rivals after Tate Sandell's winning kick sailed through the uprights.
Nick Parkinson and James Regan answer these questions in an effort to separate what's real from what's not.
Top NFL DFS picks for Week 5, including value plays, lineup strategy and sleepers to target for your daily fantasy roster this week.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 5 Cardinals vs. Lions game, as well as information on how to watch.
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FOX Sports' RJ Young shares his latest college football rankings after a heated Week 6 slate.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 5 Commanders vs. Giants game, as well as information on how to watch.
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Lionel Messi scored two goals to give him a league-leading 23 this season, and Inter Miami beat D.C. United 4-0 on Saturday night.
Jeremiah Smith keeps rewriting the Big Ten record books. See how his latest historic performance moved the Heisman Trophy odds after Week 6.
Tech
A long day’s haul in the video game slop mines.
Travel smarter with gifts packed by WIRED’s globe-trotting staffers.
From Red Pill coaches to “Dawah Bros,” influencers are dressing up hypermasculinity and misogyny in religious language—and finding audiences across social platforms.
From the Senate to governors’ mansions, candidates are trying to outcompete each other to be the most anti–data center in races across the US.
Here’s what we know about the record-setting El Niño on a record-hot planet, and the most important questions scientists are trying to answer.
Redwoods adapted to a cool, foggy climate. Now a new study shows they slow down photosynthesis when their environment warms.
Live Activities put the most important real-time information from apps in a place where it's easy to keep an eye on.
Aftermarket backup cameras might not work as well as integrated ones, but they're still a useful upgrade to an older car.
Screen Time has new features to help parents manage their children's Apple devices, as well as refinements to existing controls.
If your cellular plan has limited data, you'll want to take advantage of these easy tweaks to stretch those gigabytes.
Even if your TV looks great as-is, some tweaks to its modes and sliders, as well as the room it's in, will make it look much better.
Samsung phones have a couple of features that can keep sensitive apps and files private. One locks your chosen apps, and the other restricts all but one app.
Make sure your files are safe in the event of a hard drive disaster.
Modern MacBooks are pretty smart about managing their battery's health.
Gemini might be causing some issues with Android Auto.
You don't have to guess how long is left on your Samsung device's warranty; the company makes it easy to confirm.
Anti-cybercrime initiatives are increasingly using AI to scam the scammers by tricking them into talking to lifelike bots that they think are real victims.
There's more to Lego than just another basic set. We tested tons of Lego-themed gifts to find the perfect ones for the brick builder in your life.
Whether you want a weight log on your phone or a bathroom gadget packed with sensors, I’ve found an option for you.
Humans Watched This Supernova Explode Nearly a Millennium Ago. Now You Can See It in High Definition
The new image isn’t just stunning—it may also provide clues about how this star survived its own explosion.
Entertainment
Jesse McCartney says he's looking forward to becoming a father again ... but says his first son's complicated birth left him with some PTSD. We got the singer Thursday at LAX, and he told our photog he's thrilled to be having a baby girl. Jesse…
With Halloween around the corner, it's time to shine a light on the best couples costumes in Hollywood ... but can you guess who dressed up with their partner?!? First up, we've got this Ray of sunshine and her Montana Boy lookin' cute as can be in…
The leaves are falling, the looks n' lewks are populating on social media, and Cardi B is bustin' out hot shots that'll have you saying, "BOO-tiful" -- all while celebrating her 34th birthday! Glowing and showing in bright-colored swimwear, short…
How Many Actors Can You Name In This Cast Photo? From left to right ... This studly actor modeled in white Calvin Klein undies.She won an Academy Award for playing a sex worker in a 2024 film.He became famous for playing a troubled billionaire's…
Kelly Clarkson says she had her very own "Pretty Woman" moment while shopping in New York City ... claiming a store employee treated her like she couldn't afford the merchandise, and she wasn't having it! The singer took to X Saturday to blast Art…
Lance Bass says he's not rich from his *NSYNC days ... revealing the group members made basically no money despite sold-out tours and hit records. The singer-songwriter appeared on "The Zach Sang Show" earlier this week ... during which he got into…
Braedon Peltier -- a social media star whose Christmas countdown videos went viral online -- has died ... his sister announced in a heartbreaking TikTok video Friday. Brenna Peltier shared videos of her late bro ... sharing that Braedon actually…
Bre Tiesi says she doesn't have many rules in her relationship with Nick Cannon ... but she's drawn one line in the sand -- no more babies! The reality star and social media personality made the assertion on Angela Yee's "Lip Service" podcast ...…
Olivia Culpo and Christian McCaffrey are putting together their own personal football team ... adding a new baby to their roster! The model announced the birth of their baby on Instagram Saturday ... sharing photos of their newborn -- who she…
Things got a little too real on the set of "9-1-1" ... with star Oliver Stark suffering a broken ankle during a stunt gone wrong, and he's not the only one getting hurt. According to Deadline, Stark broke his ankle in late August while filming a…
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