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Haynes King's rushing touchdown on the final play capped a stellar debut, but Carson Beck's sharp passing kept the Cardinals competitive throughout.
Trump hosted over 120 Team USA Winter Olympians and Paralympians at the White House, celebrating a historic medal haul from the Milano Cortina Games.
Aces star targets heckling Fever fans in Indy before Chelsea Gray stuns Caitlin Clark in OT thriller
Jackie Young called for security to remove two courtside fans as the Las Vegas Aces edged the Indiana Fever 86-84 in a dramatic overtime thriller.
A super PAC bankrolled by a California billionaire and frequent Democratic donor spent $2 million to unseat Andy Ogles over renewable energy policy.
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani repeatedly declined to address reports of a fall campaign to build support for higher taxes on wealthy residents and corporations.
Trump urged Congress to pass the Protect College Sports Act at a White House event honoring Team USA Winter Olympic athletes, saying he would sign it immediately.
Retired Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara described the 45-minute ordeal aboard a United Airlines flight before he and two off-duty deputies acted.
Squad-backed 'Tennessee Three' lawmaker Justin Pearson won the Democrat primary in Tennessee's redrawn 9th Congressional District after redistricting split the Memphis-area district.
Marsha Blackburn defeated John Rose and Monty Fritts in the Tennessee GOP primary, positioning her as the likely next governor of the state.
A redistricting lawsuit alleges Maryland officials missed mandatory deadlines for HB 2100 and used a last-minute clause to bypass certification rules.
Satire
U.S. — Apple TV series Ted Lasso has been renewed for a fifth season based on the strength of those three episodes that aired back in 2020 that were kind of okay.
FONTANA, CA — A local man has become convinced that he and the famous Superman actor, Henry Cavill, would totally be best friends if they ever had the chance to meet.
TRENTON, NJ — Due to yet another "glitch" in the state's computer database, officials confirmed that the tens of thousands of Moroccans who invaded Cetua, Spain last week were now registered to vote in New Jersey.
DETROIT, MI — Following the Senate primary victory won last night by Abdul El-Sayed, an official announcement was issued that the Middle East had expanded to include the state of Michigan.
KAYSVILLE, UT — Local Christian man Greg Moffat expressed annoyance this week over the fact that his faith in God's goodness continues to get in the way of sinking into despair over the state of American politics.
Oprah Winfrey announced that the school she founded for underprivileged girls in South Africa will close next year, ending operations after almost two decades. What do you think?
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U.S. — Christians with strong liberal leanings were abuzz with excitement this week, as a publisher introduced a new Progressive Bible that features perforated pages for easy removal of parts you don't like.
NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would teach viewers about shapes and colors. “At this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude a
DETROIT, MI — Following the controversial candidate's primary win in last night's Michigan Senate primary, joyous Democrats celebrated Abdul Al-Sayed's victory by firing AK-47s into the air.
The bride and groom are about to learn that a shared obsession with pickleball gets you about seven months.
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ATHERTON, CA—With a hand-painted sign taped to the front of their fold-up card table, local Bay Area children Rowan and Amanda Denton reportedly opened an adrenochrome stand Wednesday along a busy suburban road. “Adrenochrome! Adrenochrome for sale! Freshly harvested!” said Rowan, 10, who wav
HAWTHORNE, CA—Providing customers with an expansive and growing library of premium content, smart doorbell manufacturer Ring launched a new streaming service Wednesday. Company officials said Ring+, as the subscription platform is called, features 3 trillion hours and counting of both live and p
BOZEMAN, MT—Upending long-held beliefs about how the prehistoric reptiles commemorated a juvenile female’s transition into adulthood, new evidence published Thursday by researchers at Montana State University suggests that dinosaurs had quinceañeras. “As we examined fossilized footprints in
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Park ranger Stella Leonard, 37, succumbed to her injuries Thursday after being mauled by a tourist.
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Sports
Manchester United are reportedly looking at a move for USMNT's Antonee Robinson. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Texas moves into the top five and North Carolina falls out for UCLA, but let's talk about the games circled on the calendar.
How good -- win the national title! -- and bad -- miss the tourney! -- it could get for all 18 Big Ten teams.
Caleb Durbin lined a single to center field off Erick Fedde in the 13th inning to score Nick Sogard, and the Boston Red Sox rallied to beat the Chicago White Sox 12-11 on Thursday night to extend their winning streak to eight games.
Jahmyr Gibbs and the Lions reached agreement on a three-year, $67.5 million deal that could be worth up to $75.75 million and includes $51.5 million guaranteed, his agent Todd France announced on social media.
Chelsea Gray made two buzzer-beating 3-pointers after Caitlin Clark's uncharacteristic mistakes, the first to force overtime and the second to give the Aces a victory over the Fever on Thursday night.
Rams coach Sean McVay said Thursday he doesn't have an answer to whether Aaron Donald will come out of retirement this season but added that the former All-Pro defensive tackle "looked outstanding" during his workout with the team Tuesday.
Two men were escorted from their courtside seats in Gainbridge Fieldhouse during the third quarter of the Aces and Fever matchup on Thursday.
The Dallas Mavericks' bounty for Cooper Flagg's 1-of-1 debut patch autograph card includes a plethora of items.
Jaylen Brown said he was disappointed with the Celtics' communication with him before he was traded to the Sixers, but his focus now is on winning and fitting in with his new team.
Rookie quarterbacks Carson Beck and Haynes King gave fans a Hall of Fame Game performance they won't soon forget.
Under new head coach John Harbaugh, quarterback Jaxson Dart and his 'wow' moments could be the answer to the New York Giants success this season.
For years, the NFL backfield felt like a high-risk, low-reward market. Here are the highest annual salaries among NFL running backs.
We got a real taste of football on Thursday.
From Rajah Caruth to Jesse Love, Keelan Harvick to Brent Crews, here's the latest on which drivers have the best chance to move up to Cup.
Deion “Coach Prime" Sanders loves taking his Colorado Buffaloes to Fountain Fort Carson High School for workouts and bonding.
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Mateo Kovacic praises Manchester City’s record summer signing Elliot Anderson after high-profile move to Etihad Stadium.
The Cardinals face the longest Super Bowl odds, but many key members of their organization expressed confidence to us that they will make the playoffs.
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The congressman thinks it's time for a "Data Center Bill of Rights."
It would be an ambitiously high price for the AI-powered hardware pivot.
The Dawn of the Machine expansion was made by MachineGames in collaboration with id Software.
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Tahoe, Sequoia and Sonoma operating systems have been patched to address a Screen Sharing vulnerability.
This is great news for Nexstar Media Group and Sinclair Broadcast Group.
Why our deputy editor Nate Ingraham loves the new Twelve South tiny charging pad in spite of its price.
Suno is adding audio watermarks so AI-generated songs are more easily identifiable
Entertainment
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Universal Studios Hollywood guests are being urged to check their vaccination status after a person infected with measles visited the theme park last month ... potentially putting others at risk. The Los Angeles County Department of Public Health…
A Jason Sudeikis fan kept getting his mail ... and thanks to her viral plea, she was able to make a very special delivery to the “Ted Lasso” star. Here's the deal ... Taylor Palmby lives in the actor's old apartment ... and it seems his address…
Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes are being called out for allegedly downplaying their role in a Kansas City steakhouse, after being hit with a federal lawsuit ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, the company 1587 Sneakers,…
Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun continue rolling up their sleeves to help wildfire victims in her Washington hometown ... packing and organizing donations at a local food bank. TMZ obtained new photos of Sydney and Scooter volunteering at Second…
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