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San Antonio shut down its abortion travel fund after Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's lawsuit and new state law banning public funding for out-of-state abortions.
One year after massive wildfires devastated Los Angeles County, many families remain displaced, frustrated by slow rebuilding, permit delays and ongoing housing challenges.
Smithsonian replaces Trump portrait, removes impeachment text after president calls museums 'woke' and threatens funding cuts in sweeping review.
The New England Patriots have secured its first playoff win since the 2018 season, as they dominated the Los Angeles Chargers at home on Sunday night.
Ecuador gang violence escalates as five severed heads discovered on tourist beach in Puerto Lopez, highlighting country's record homicide rate amid military crackdown.
President Trump argued the U.S. must acquire Greenland to prevent Russia or China from taking over, claiming Arctic territory has minimal defenses amid rising geopolitical tensions.
Golden Globes host and comedian Nikki Glaser roasted CBS News during her opening monologue at the ceremony, which aired on CBS and Paramount+ Sunday night.
Dramatic video shows two men being taken into custody by federal agents at a Minnesota gas station. One man was drug out of his car and thrown to the ground.
Nikki Glaser roasted Leonardo DiCaprio's dating history at the Golden Globes and joked about his girlfriends' ages in a viral moment that had audiences laughing.
President Donald Trump warned Iran is "starting to" cross red lines as protests spread to 190 cities nationwide. The president threatened "strong options" amid civilian deaths.
Satire
U.S. — In its ongoing effort to make watching football as difficult as possible, the National Football League announced today that each quarter of the playoff games will be exclusively streamed on a different streaming network.
The post Ref Under Uprights Sheepishly Waits To Do ‘Good’ Sign Until Other Ref Does It First appeared first on The Onion.
CHICAGO—Pleading with fans to rein in their excitement during Saturday’s pivotal wild card matchup, Chicago Bears quarterback Caleb Williams was reportedly forced to signal the boisterous home crowd at Soldier Field to eat less loudly. “The way these rowdy Bears fans are chewing, smacking thei
The post ‘We’ll Take It From Here, Boys,’ Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Circulating a new advisory that highlighted what it called the “worst of the worst,” the Department of Homeland Security released a watchlist Friday warning Americans about the presence of mothers driving cars. “Please be on the lookout for the following mothers, who are confirmed
The post JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place appeared first on The Onion.
White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller has been the force behind many of President Trump’s hard-line policies, including a “zero tolerance” immigration system, the Muslim ban, and, most recently, threats to annex Greenland. The Onion sat down with the “America First” policymaker
WASHINGTON—Saying the sumptuous gift should slake the administration’s thirst for the next few months, Fox News sent President Donald Trump its quarterly tithe of three blond anchors, White House sources confirmed Friday. “We have traveled south to the White House steps to present you with the
WALPOLE, NH—Revealing that the series would force Americans to rethink everything they thought they knew about the “cute little fuzzball,” filmmaker Ken Burns announced Friday the release of Mr. Biscuits, a 10-part documentary about the cat he adopted from a local animal shelter. “For decade
The Trump administration’s strikes on Venezuela are part of a long history of American involvement in the region. The Onion looks back at the history of U.S. interventions in Latin America. 500 B.C. So far so good. 1899 The United Fruit Company begins its noble quest to spread the love of health
The United Kingdom banned junk food advertisements on television before 9 p.m. and at any time online, part of a drive to tackle childhood obesity. What do you think?
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Sports
Let's preview the divisional round matchups. How can each team win next weekend and advance? Here's what to know.
We're sizing up every NFL playoff wild-card game.
Patriots quarterback Drake Maye wasn't thrilled with his performance in Sunday's 16-3 wild-card victory over the Chargers. "Wasn't pretty, that's for sure," he said.
Eagles coach Nick Sirianni defended wide receiver A.J. Brown after a pair of drops in Sunday's loss to the Niners and also downplayed an animated interaction the two had in the opening half.
The Los Angeles Chargers' season ended Sunday with a loss to the New England Patriots, and Justin Herbert took responsibility for the poor performance, telling reporters after the 16-3 defeat, "I didn't play well enough and didn't make any plays."
Lawyers for Trinidad Chambliss plan to file suit against the NCAA in Mississippi state court this week for a preliminary injunction that will aim to secure the quarterback's eligibility for 2026.
Anthony Edwards put the finishing touches on a wild, comeback win for Minnesota over San Antonio, a game they opened by trailing 16-0.
Fourth-quarter comebacks happen to be an important part of the team's success this season -- all behind quarterback Josh Allen -- and that continued Sunday as the reigning MVP led the Bills past the Jaguars in the AFC wild-card round 27-24.
Notre Dame has denied that Marcus Freeman made physical contact with anyone after the football coach was accused of battery in a police report filed Jan. 3.
The NFL offseason has arrived for 20 teams. What must each do to have a better season in 2026? We have outlooks, early buzz and predictions.
With the Divisional Round on the horizon, here are the odds for each team to win the Super Bowl.
Check out the odds for the remaining wild-card matchups, as well as what to know.
The Patriots are onto the Divisional Round, while Justin Herbert's playoff struggles continued.
Examining all the chaos from one of the most chaotic wild-card weekends in recent memory.
Here's the NFL playoff picture and schedule ahead of the Sunday slate of Wild Card Weekend.
The NFC West has established itself as the best division in the NFL with three teams in the Divisional Round.
FOX Sports' Casey Jacobsen shares his latest college basketball rankings as Arizona rises to No. 1 and Nebraska’s breakout season rolls on.
Demarcus Robinson took home Tom Brady's LFG Player of the Game honors after helping a "resilient" 49ers' squad upset the Eagles in Philadelphia.
A.J. Brown and Nick Sirianni needed to be separated on the sideline after sharing a heated exchange.
Tom Brady awards San Francisco 49ers WR Demarcus Robinson with the LFG Player of the Game after his big performance against the Philadelphia Eagles in the Wild Card Round.
Tech
To further push the limits of consumerism, Google has launched a new open standard for agentic commerce that's called Universal Commerce Protocol (UCP). In brief, it's a framework that combines the power of AI agents and online shopping platforms to help customers buy more things.
Thanks to the intr
The loss of the federal EV tax credits may have been a huge blow to prospective buyers, but California wants to fill that gap for its residents. Governor Gavin Newsom's proposed budget for 2026-2027, which was released on Friday, includes a "light-duty zero-emission vehicle (ZEV) incentive program"
Don't be surprised if you see even more drones delivering groceries across the US since the Alphabet-owned Wing announced another service expansion with Walmart over the next year. The partnership said that drone delivery services will be available at 150 more Walmart locations in Los Angeles, St. L
If you received a bunch of password reset requests from Instagram recently, you're not alone. Malwarebytes, an antivirus software company, initially reported that there was a data breach revealing the "sensitive information" of 17.5 million Instagram users. Malwarebytes added that the leak included
I've spent almost a year testing dozens of heat protectants for hair. Whether you’re blow-drying, curling, or straightening, these are the best formulas I've found.
This is a promising stand-alone Dolby Atmos soundbar for music fans, but it still needs a few software tweaks.
Sony’s latest full frame mirrorless is a hybrid powerhouse with features to impress both video and still photographers.
Traditionally sleep coaches treat babies. But now more and more anxious, screen-attached grownups are the ones who need nursing.
We’ve tested hundreds of the top hybrid, memory foam, and cooling mattresses to find the best combination of support and pressure relief.
January 3 marked the return of US military intervention in Latin America. While the events unfolded between Caracas and Brooklyn, social networks had already fabricated their own reality.
X may soon provide more insight into how its algorithm works. On Saturday, Elon Musk posted on the platform to say that the company "will make the new X algorithm, including all code used to determine what organic and advertising posts are recommended to users, open source in 7 days." X's recommend
Your neighborhood GameStop might be on the chopping block, along with more than 400 other retail locations across the US. As first reported by Polygon, the retailer is pursuing a severe cost-saving measure by closing up several hundred physical locations. According to a blog that keeps track of Game
Nintendo Switch 2 owners can forget about seeing Baldur’s Gate 3 in the Nintendo Store, at least as of now. In a Reddit AMA, Larian Studio's CEO, Swen Vicke, said that the team would have loved to bring the title to Switch 2, but "it wasn't our decision to make."
As cryptic as that may sound, Vick
The Federal Communications Commission has approved SpaceX’s request to deploy an additional 7,500 Gen2 Starlink satellites, allowing the company to launch 15,000 in all. It has also allowed SpaceX to upgrade its Gen2 satellites with “advanced form factors and cutting-edge technology,” to opera
At every CES I’ve ever been to, there’s been one or two gadgets promising to boost your mental health. In recent years, the number of companies making forays into this space has grown, and will likely continue to do so in the future. Could it be, much like the number of people wearing heart-moni
That’s a wrap for CES 2026! In this episode, Devindra and Cherlynn chat about their favorite aspects of the show, as well as Engadget’s best of CES awards lineup. Also, Cherlynn chats with Pebble founder Eric Migicovsky about his Pebble smartwatch revival, as well as an intriguing new AI ring th
Whether you’re hitting the gym or tracking your schedule, these discounts on WIRED-approved gear can help.
Good Night, and Good Luck: Live From Broadway, Frankenstein, and Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery are just a few of the movies you should watch on Netflix this month.
Did you want the TikTok-popular X100VI, but with an interchangeable lens? The Fujifilm X-E5 has you covered.
Stranger Things, Run Away, and His & Hers are just a few of the shows you need to watch on Netflix this month.
Entertainment
Canadian actor Kevin Zegers was just a pre-teen when he played Josh -- the middle school boy who recently lost his father ... and discovers his dog, Buddy, can play basketball -- in the 1997 sport/family film "Air Bud." Zegers shared the big screen…
Rob Reiner wasn't forgotten at this year's Golden Globe awards ... because host Nikki Glaser paid tribute to him just weeks after his murder. Here's the deal ... during the sign-off for the awards show, Nikki came onstage wearing a black and white…
Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner aren't just attending awards season ... they're dominating it. The couple stole the show again with a serious makeout during a commercial break. Kylie popped up Sunday night at the Golden Globes to support…
Jean Smart, Mark Ruffalo and Wanda Sykes and other celebs subtly slammed the Trump administration and its deployment of ICE officers ... donning pins at the Golden Globe Awards to recognize slain citizen Renee Good. "Be Good" -- that's the message…
Hailee Steinfeld brought a very special plus-one to the Golden Globes Sunday ... her growing baby bump! Her husband, star quarterback Josh Allen, was in Florida after his NFL playoff win, but Hailee had plenty of company as she walked the red…
Nikki Glaser came out swinging as the host of the 2026 Golden Globes ... taking down CBS News and its new editor-in-chief Bari Weiss in one fell swoop. She quipped, "The award for Most Editing goes to CBS News! Yes, CBS News -- America's newest…
A man drove a U-Haul truck straight through a crowd of protesters in Los Angeles Sunday ... and the event and aftermath was caught on tape. In videos uploaded to socials, people protesting against the regime in Iran can be heard screaming as the…
The award statuettes weren't the only things shining at the Golden Globes ... the celebs dazzled as they walked the red carpet -- and we have pics of all the hottest looks. Teyana Taylor struck one good pose after another as she arrived in a…
Figure skater Maxim Naumov made his dream come true when he made the U.S. Olympic team Sunday ... but the accomplishment was bittersweet, as it came one year after losing his parents to a catastrophic plane crash. Naumov grew up following in his…
Blake Shelton says there's a lot of BS online about him and wife Gwen Stefani ... but he admits some of it looks so real, it could almost fool him. The "God's Country" singer co-hosted "Country Countdown USA" Saturday, where he responded to rumors…
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