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Wisconsin Republican Tom Tiffany says he and the pilot swam from a sinking Bonanza after an emergency water landing in Lake Wausau Saturday night.
Kaegan Jude Solet is sought as a person of interest after four people were found stabbed to death and a child critically wounded in Houma, Louisiana.
Arch Manning and the Texas Longhorns erased a 23-3 deficit against Ohio State in a stunning fourth-quarter surge that silenced doubters on a wild day.
The Virgo Transport 8 vanished crossing the Java Sea with 240 people aboard en route from Surabaya to Banjarmasin, triggering an urgent search.
Video captured Eleanor Crawford allegedly igniting gasoline while a stranger pumped fuel at a St. Petersburg Mobil gas station, police said.
Santa Monica police bodycam video shows 44-year-old Michael Rodriguez charging an officer with a knife in Palisades Park before he was shot and killed by police.
Elena Rybakina claimed her first US Open title and the world No. 1 ranking by ending Aryna Sabalenka's 19-match winning streak at Flushing Meadows.
A woman twice showed up uninvited at Kamala Harris and Doug Emhoff's $8 million Malibu home, prompting security to call the sheriff late Friday evening.
Alan Ritchson and wife Catherine announced their split after 20 years of marriage, vowing to co-parent their three sons with grace and friendship.
Ayanle Siad Barre, son of Somalia's former dictator, has been living in Ohio's large Somali community, prompting calls for a U.S. investigation.
Satire
PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local man Josh Peterson wondered what exactly the prayers of a not-that-righteous man like himself availeth.
U.S. — Experts speculated this week that the Lindsay Clancy trial had set the feminist movement back several decades, but warned that there could be negative effects as well.
FORT WORTH, TX — Bystanders at Andretti Karting reported that local dad Mark Hamilton was clearly just using his children as an excuse to ride go-karts.
BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Expressing regret over her decision to star in and produce the film Practical Magic 2, co-lead Sandra Bullock told reporters Friday that she should have just had dinner with Nicole Kidman. “Honestly, when the studio came to me and asked if I wanted to do a legacy sequel, I was
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Onion Sports examines the incredible engineering in today's NFL gear.
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The lovely couple could not afford the time off work, so they wed in eight 15-minute chunks over three days during their allotted bathroom breaks.
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NEW YORK—In an effort to deepen viewer connection to the on-field product, Major League Baseball officials announced Tuesday a new fan-engagement initiative in which every ball introduced into play would be accompanied by a rich emotional backstory explaining its personal stakes, motivations, and
GALENA, IL—Calling the woman a “desperate slut” who hadn’t put in a hard day’s work in her life, an anonymous source told reporters Monday that local mother Tara Grunsen had only attained a senior role in her family because she had slept her way to the top. “I hate to say it, but the so
The 78th Primetime Emmy Awards will air on Monday. The Onion shares everything you need to know about this year’s ceremony. Q: Who’s most likely to win? A: Taylor Dearden is a favorite for Outstanding Attempt To Hide You’re A Cranston. Q: What happens if someone’s speech goes too long? A:
Australia’s record industry banned music made entirely using AI from officially charting, responding to a version of Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” produced using AI-generated vocals and drums which charted for 16 weeks. What do you think?
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Sports
Liverpool remain keen on Internazionale midfielder Aleksandar Stankovic after enquiring about him while negotiating Curtis Jones' €35 million move to San Siro. Transfer Talk has the latest.
We assess how the selection committee could stack the top teams in the country after Week 2.
Bounce-back performances from Texas, Michigan and Oklahoma State lead the way in Week 2.
FOX Sports' RJ Young shares his latest college football rankings after an intense Week 2 slate.
Oklahoma State ended a 21-game skid against FBS opponents by pulling off the first true stunner of the 2026 season, beating No. 6 Oregon 39-31 on Saturday.
The Tigers had a number of trolls for their rivals after a Week 2 Border War win.
Elena Rybakina won her first US Open championship and punctuated her climb to the top of women's tennis by defeating Aryna Sabalenka 6-4, 5-7, 6-2 Saturday at Arthur Ashe Stadium in New York, the third Grand Slam title of her career and second this year.
Ryan Garcia needed only two rounds to take out Conor Benn on Saturday night, recording his fastest knockout in six years to retain his WBC welterweight championship.
Lamar Jackson has been reluctant to discuss a long-term extension with the Ravens and has been more focused on the upcoming 2026 season, league sources told ESPN.
The Jaguars and Parker Washington are unlikely to agree to a contract extension before the start of the season, a source told NFL Network.
Michigan coach Kyle Whittingham clarified his remarks from last week, saying Bryce Underwood is solidified as the team's quarterback after Underwood led the Wolverines to a 17-10 upset of Oklahoma on Saturday.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 1 Lions vs. Saints game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 1 Bears vs. Panthers game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 1 Falcons vs. Steelers game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 1 Bengals vs. Buccaneers game, as well as information on how to watch.
Darian Mensah remains the Heisman favorite after Week 2, but Jeremiah Smith is surging. See the latest Heisman Trophy odds.
FOX Sports' Rob Rang offers four takeaways from Texas' win over Ohio State, highlighting the strengths, player comps and projected draft grades of four superstars.
College football Week 2 provided a major shakeup to the oddsboard. Check out the updated national championship odds.
Marty Whims II got to experience the joy and frustration of being the offensive coordinator for the Akron Zips on Saturday afternoon. Check out how it ended.
Claim the Underdog Fantasy promo code and unlock $50 in bonus cash when you play just $5. Learn how to claim, terms, app features, and more.
Tech
These issues may appear similar, but there's an easy way to tell them apart.
Your Steam Deck, Switch or Ally may benefit from occasional restarts. Here's why you should consider it.
If you've already tried updating your phone, the car's software might be the issue.
Your iPhone's Focus modes, including Do Not Disturb, are a great way to reduce interruptions. But what's the difference in how they work?
You have several new options for Alexa's voice and personality. Here's how to find and change those settings.
Announced at BlizzCon 2026, the new StarCraft won't be here until spring 2030.
NVIDIA calls DLSS 5 the biggest graphics breakthrough since ray tracing; critics call it an AI slop filter.
The agents OpenAI was testing attacked a software service called RubyGems in May, months before the attacks on Hugging Face.
Blizzard also confirmed that a Diablo animated series is in development with Netflix.
Your Apple Wallet can hold more than cards; those in certain states can also store a digital copy of their driver's license.
Take your home office to new heights with our favorite motorized standing desks.
A subset of male gamers have spent years warning that the transgressive series has been neutered by progressive developers, but the backlash isn’t taking hold.
I tried all the top models to find the best 3-in-1 Apple charging stations, pads, and more. Keep your iPhone, Apple Watch, and AirPods topped up with these WIRED-tested docking systems.
Plus: The US disrupts the internet’s biggest black market, a Conti ransomware hacker gets prison time, Meta fails to stop AI-generated videos of child abuse.
Turns out that the best office chair is also the best gaming chair, now with aesthetics to match.
Steven Strogatz coauthored a book about how math is moving beyond human understanding. He spoke with WIRED about the seismic impact artificial intelligence has had on his life’s work.
And if your tap water is undrinkable, you have no “constitutional right to truthful information” about it.
South Park, Slow Horses, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and a Lego-fied Mandalorian are just a few of the things you should be watching right now.
The agency that oversees prediction markets has investigated Polymarket trades on Biden pardons and the Iran war—and even more potential insider trading at Google, documents obtained by WIRED show.
The proposed class action alleges Meta illegally harvested people’s Facebook and Instagram photos to train its AI image-generation models and to build its unreleased “NameTag” face recognition feature.
Entertainment
Pretty Ricky member Spectacular Smith is being sued by an Arizona woman who claims he messaged her on Instagram to meet up before sexually assaulting her. According to a new lawsuit obtained TMZ, a woman named Alexis Dieng filed a complaint against…
Guess what?! It's Lili Reinhart's birthday! And you know what that means ... time to celebrate with some hot shots! Lili just turned the big 3-0 -- and in honor of hitting such a major milestone, it's only fair that we compiled her steamiest snaps…
When you're a celebrity or an influencer ... why climb the corporate ladder when you can climb a boat ladder?! Casey Boonstra, Demi Rose and Lea Elui are out of the deep end and going poolside to seaside! And Francesca Farago came out of the water…
Floyd Mayweather's middle-of-the-night workout ways haven't changed after retirement ... he's just winging jumpshots instead of punches! The 50-0 boxing legend pulled up to The Gem of Las Vegas -- a 24-hour indoor basketball spot -- in Sin City…
How many actresses can you name in this cast photo? From left to right ... She shot to fame as a fierce young fan-favorite on one of TV’s biggest fantasy hitsShe’s an Aussie-born Hollywood icon, aka "Babygirl"You may find a doughnut under her…
Dakota Johnson and Machine Gun Kelly were seen hanging out in NYC ... and it seems Taylor Swift played a role in the date night. The newly single actress and rockstar were caught exiting a black SUV and walking into Taylor’s Tribeca apartment,…
Lady Gaga's clearly a protective mom ... holding her baby tightly in the first photos taken of the pair together. The singer-songwriter was spotted recently holding her swaddled child close to her chest while walking with her fiancé, Michael…
Adult film star Charlie Forde is taking a break from the mattress to support a cause that really matters ... jumping back into her old career to help needy animals. Here's the deal ... Charlie's got into the porn world a few years ago -- after she…
Celine Dion’s back to headlining shows … a super emotional moment for the star, who broke down in tears during her performance. The singer-songwriter took the stage in Nanterre, France, Saturday night -- the first show of her long-awaited…
Ted Cruz didn't get a warm welcome in his home state ... because it seems a bunch of college-aged kids gave him a Texas-sized raking over the coals -- mocking him during his appearance on ESPN's "College GameDay." The senator from Texas joined the…
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