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The House Oversight Committee compelled former President Bill Clinton to testify in its Jeffrey Epstein investigation, raising questions about precedent and executive power.
An Iranian flag and photos of regime leaders were found in the apartment of the gunman in the Austin, Texas, mass shooting on Sunday morning, authorities said.
Israeli security analyst calls the past 48 hours a 'biblical event' as President Trump vows to continue military operations until objectives are achieved.
Seth Rogen delivers emotional tribute accepting posthumous award for Catherine O'Hara at 32nd annual Actor Awards. The late actress died in January at age 71.
The U.K. has authorized American use of its bases for Iran missile operations, while the Royal Air Force intercepts Iranian drones threatening Qatar and Cyprus.
At least 54 protesters were arrested during an anti-ICE demonstration outside a Minneapolis federal building on Sunday, citing blocked roads and safety risks.
Colorado Buffaloes quarterback Dominiq Ponder died this weekend at age 23, head coach Deion Sanders confirmed on Sunday in an emotional social media tribute.
Auston Matthews received a standing ovation from Toronto fans in his first home game since winning Olympic gold for Team USA against Canada in Milan.
Sky News Australia host Rita Panahi celebrated the reported death of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, calling it the end of 47 years of tyranny.
'Road rage incident' turns deadly as Virginia highway stabbing leaves 2 people dead; dog also killed
Virginia road rage incident escalates into deadly mass stabbing on I-495 near Annandale, leaving two dead, including suspect who was shot by police.
Satire
NEW YORK CITY — In the wake of U.S. attacks on Iran, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has vowed to launch retaliatory strikes on Bernie's Kosher Delicatessen.
TEHRAN — The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Ayatollah, Tucker Carlson.
HIALEAH, FL—Despite ready access to an almost inexhaustible archive of exceptional movies, television shows, and print literature, local dad Brett Colston declared Friday that his favorite piece of media was a commercial from 2005. “I’m not sure if it was a Super Bowl ad originally, but you gu
WASHINGTON—Amid shocking materials that include a photo in which the word ‘HELP’ has been spelled out with rocks, seaweed, and several stuffed animals, a newly released tranche of Epstein files revealed Friday that Deepak Chopra was still lost on the private island of Little St. James. “Fr
COLUMBUS, OH—Speaking with an unflagging sense of hope despite the long, challenging road ahead of him, prosthetic hand recipient James Bratton told reporters Friday he was slowly learning to lick barbecue sauce off his fingers again. “I’m still getting the hang of moving my sauce-covered hand
Jelly Roll, the artist behind songs “Son Of A Sinner” and “Save Me,” has announced a 2026 tour. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the singer. Birthplace: Walmart bathroom Legal Name: Davidson County Inmate No. 248323 Genre: Country for people who don’t like music Easily Id
NEW YORK—Doing everything within her power to ensure the big day would be absolutely perfect, pop superstar Taylor Swift paid off a bride who had booked the maid of honor she wanted, sources confirmed Friday. “I just really had my heart set on Lindsey,” said the multiplatinum recording artist
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A mother in North Carolina who went missing while Christmas shopping 24 years ago was found “alive and well,” though she claimed she did not want to be contacted by her family. What do you think?
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TOKYO—In a bathroom stall outfitted with a glowing panel of cartoon icons and a series of tubular suction gears that pulsed in choreographed sequence to a cheery welcome jingle, American tourist Trevor Willis acknowledged he was totally overwhelmed Thursday by a confusing Japanese glory hole with
WASHINGTON—As shocking footage surfaced of his participation in the rowdy celebration, FBI director Kash Patel faced backlash Thursday after he was seen partying with the captors of Nancy Guthrie. “I was honored to have been invited to the isolated cabin where Savannah Guthrie’s mother has be
Sports
Tyler Reddick became the first driver in NASCAR Cup Series history to win the first three races of the season with a victory Sunday at the Circuit of the Americas.
Colorado quarterback Dominiq Ponder died early Sunday morning in a single-car crash, according to police. He was 23.
Warriors star Stephen Curry will sit out at least the next five games because of his persistent right knee issue, the team announced Sunday.
No. 1 UConn completed its 11th undefeated regular season Sunday night, positioning itself nine wins away from repeating as national champion.
Lionel Messi scored twice in a four-goal second half, defender Telasco Segovia added a goal and two assists and defending champion Inter Miami CF rallied to beat Orlando City SC 4-2 on Sunday night.
Nico Echavarria, who was three shots back with three holes left, shot a 5-under 66 on Sunday to win at PGA National, finishing at 17-under 267 and beating Shane Lowry, who had two double bogeys in his final three holes.
LeBron James' latest achievement in his 23-year career? A successful father-daughter road trip.
The Vikings have informed running back Aaron Jones and defensive tackle Javon Hargrave that, barring a trade, they will be released at the start of the 2026 league year, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Chad Baker-Mazara is no longer a member of the men's basketball program, USC announced, a day after he left the Trojans' loss to Nebraska.
Lindsey Heaps had a goal and an assist, and Jaedyn Shaw also scored to propel the United States to a sixth straight shutout victory with a 2-0 win over Argentina in the SheBelieves Cup on Sunday.
Tech
After briefly announcing its new foldable at CES, Motorola is now ready to debut its first book-style foldable in full at MWC 2026. There are several features we already knew, including support for Motorola’s new Pen Ultra stylus and no fewer than five cameras. However, many specs were still unkno
MWC 2026 officially gets underway on March 2 and will continue through March 5, but the announcements are already pouring in ahead of its start. We can always count on the annual tech event to bring tons of new phones, laptops and tablets, and we're expecting to see some robots and other gadgets too
Lenovo can make a robot, too. Alongside proof-of-concept foldable gaming PCs and modular laptops, it introduced the AI Workmate Concept at MWC 2026. With its own Intel Core Ultra processor, 64GB of memory and its own Pico projector, it’s an AI-laced “workmate” meant to streamline office tasks
Lenovo has given the Yoga 9i 2-in-1 Aura Edition a refresh for 2026 and launched the new device at this year’s Mobile World Congress. The convertible laptop comes with a new Canvas Mode when the Yoga Pen Gen 2 case it’s bundled with is attached to the A-cover. When you lay the device down on a f
Lenovo is updating its business-focused laptop lineup at MWC 2026. The best-selling ThinkPad T-series is getting a full refresh, and there's an updated ThinkBook 2-in-1 and an all-new Android tablet.The ThinkPad T-Series, the backbone of Lenovo's business PC lineup, now (optionally) ships with a 5MP
At MWC 2026, the company also showed off a dual-screen Yoga Book with 3D capabilities, and the Legion Go Fold—a gaming handheld with a folding screen that converts into a mini laptop.
Lenovo’s buzziest gaming-related MWC announcement is undoubtedly its foldable Legion Go handheld-cum-laptop hybrid, which you can read all about here. But that wasn’t all the company showed off. We’re also getting an updated Legion Tab, Lenovo’s powerful gaming tablet.Like the Gen 4 and 3 mo
Lenovo already has a large roster of gaming handhelds. However, it seems there's always room for another because at MWC the company showed off an ambitious concept device based around a flexible OLED display. And while the whole setup looks ungainly, after getting my hands on it, I'm very intrigued
The potential of modular laptops has never fully translated to the real world. While companies like Framework have made major strides in recent years, there's still quite a bit of room for improvement. At MWC, Lenovo is looking to address that with its Modular AI PC concept. It features not one but
A product briefly posted on the Canadian Best Buy website this weekend suggests Sonos may soon announce a new portable speaker called the Sonos Play. The speaker offers Wi-Fi and Bluetooth connectivity, AirPlay 2 support, Trueplay to tune the sound based on wherever you've placed it and voice contro
Anthropic may have lost out on doing business with the US government, but it's gained enough popularity to earn the number one spot on the App Store's Top Free Apps leaderboard. At the top, Claude beat out both ChatGPT and Google Gemini, which respectively sit at the second and third spots on Apple'
The all-out air assault on the Islamic Republic might be the biggest gamble of the president’s career.
The Strait of Hormuz is one of the most sensitive pressure points in the global economy. Conflict in Iran could put it at risk indefinitely.
The Recteq Flagship 1600 pellet smoker asks a little more of you, but rewards you with deeply smoked flavor.
Video doorbells are handy, but they’re a threat to privacy. I spoke to experts about why you might ditch your doorbell, and how to safeguard your video.
Looking for fast printing at a relatively affordable cost? You probably want a laser printer.
There are plenty of ways to customize Chrome to make it easier to navigate the web, manage your tasks, and make your workflow more efficient.
In parts of the Middle East and North Africa, a patchwork of sanctions, payment failures, and licensing gaps pushes people into piracy networks.
WIRED has reviewed hundreds of posts on X that promote misleading claims about the locations and scale of the attack.
America’s journey back to the moon has run into a few missteps. NASA administrator Jared Isaacman is banking on a new approach.
Entertainment
Lindsay Lohan and her family are okay following the strikes on Dubai by Iran ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... the actress, her husband Bader Shammas and their son, Luai, are safe. Lindsay has been living in…
This actor and musician has had a wide variety of roles across his career, on big screens and small, as well as in the studio … can you guess who he is? He once spent Days of his life on a soap opera … and did a large amount of work in a Small…
The opening of a new Marathon Burger -- the restaurant chain founded by the late Nipsey Hussle -- was marred when shots were fired at the event ... TMZ has learned. The incident took place in downtown Long Beach Sunday around 3:30 PM PT ... and…
The 32nd annual Actors Awards are underway ... and, we've got pics from inside the event -- with numerous moments shown on the broadcast and a few that weren't. From Kristen Bell opening the show with a song-and-dance number to Connor Storrie and…
Zendaya and Tom Holland are married ... so claims her longtime stylist, Law Roach. Here's the deal ... the celebrity stylist -- who started styling Zendaya way back in 2011 -- spoke to Access Hollywood on the Actors Awards red carpet where he sang…
Catherine O'Hara's acting colleagues have honored her with one last trophy ... awarding her a posthumous Actors Award. The actress was nominated for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series for her part as Patty Leigh in "The…
Martin Short had a difficult last week ... and decided it was best if he didn't attend the Actors Awards Sunday. The veteran actor was up for the Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series -- an award he won last year -- for "Only…
This successful pop star couldn't believe how big her third studio album blew up back in 2017 ... can you guess who she is? We caught up with this star at LAX back in the day ... and congratulated her on all her success. When asked if she ever…
Michael J. Fox says his part in the hit TV show "Shrinking" wasn't just a small little acting gig ... but something much more. Photographers caught up with the movie and TV star at LAX Saturday ... and he was asked what it was like playing Jerry on…
The SAG Awards may have a new name ... but stars are bringing the same old elegant fashion to the 32nd edition's red carpet! Emma Stone stunned in a sleek pink dress with a matching coat slung over her shoulders ... while Demi Moore peacocked in a…
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