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Around 100 residents occupied Cala Saladeta beach in Ibiza to protest tourist overcrowding, demanding that locals reclaim the island's public spaces from visitors.
Frank Turek stood feet away when Charlie Kirk was fatally shot at Utah Valley University. Now his new book carries on Kirk's apologetics mission.
A medieval village near Halberstadt in Saxony-Anhalt was abandoned in a "highly orderly fashion," archaeologists say — but why the residents left remains a mystery.
Saritha Komatireddy proposes a new Office of Civil Commitment after the Times Square fatal stabbing, saying New York fails mentally ill people.
Sunday Night's Main Event features Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton in a grudge match after a WrestleMania 42 punt left Rhodes' eye swollen shut.
Lane Kiffin's LSU era opened with a dominant 51-10 demolition of Clemson, with Livvy Dunne, Brooks Nader, and Theo Von joining his Tiger Walk.
After her father’s death, Asra Nomani revisits the quiet acts of service that shaped her life and finally understands the true meaning of the dignity of labor.
A year after first meeting at Jeff Bezos' wedding in Venice, Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun hit a major new milestone involving his children.
A relationship expert says flirting boosts self-esteem and confidence, but couples in long-term relationships often lose the "muscle memory" of playfulness.
Abdul El-Sayed claims he's not a socialist, but Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Democratic Socialists of America ties tell a different story.
Satire
U.S. — As news broke that the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy would end in a mistrial, Heaven released a statement reminding everyone that justice is still ultimately in the hands of God.
TUSCALOOSA, AL — After putting on a superb performance in the season opener, young college football star Davis Mack began worrying that he could wind up in the NFL Draft and be forced to take a massive pay cut.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — American voters overwhelmingly passed a federal ballot initiative yesterday ordering the removal of Massachusetts from the United States.
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Sending the publisher scrambling to protect trade secrets related to the hotly anticipated project, leaks from Rockstar Games worsened Friday as hackers released a fully playable copy of Grand Theft Auto IX. “It’s heartbreaking having assets leak out for any of our projects
Influencer Alix Earle is the star of Netflix’s newest reality show, Earle Meets World. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the series. Q: Who is Alix Earle? A: Alix is a Gen Z content creator known for eating expired military rations. Q: I thought her name was Alex Cooper. A: Ask yo
THE HEAVENS—Scratching His head and rifling through His notes as He tried to recall His reasoning for the decision, The Lord God, Supreme Creator of the Universe, reportedly struggled to remember on Friday why He made so many ugly people. “I could have given everyone on Earth perfect, symmetrica
The CEO of Pabst Brewing Co. put up a $20,000 reward to anyone who could provide information that leads to the recovery of 1,602 missing cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon and non-alcoholic Old Milwaukee beers. What do you think?
The post PBR Offers $20,000 Reward For Lost Beer appeared first on The Onion.
Legacy mapping tool MapQuest shot up to become the top navigation app in Apple’s app store after refusing to comply with President Trump’s executive order renaming “Lake Ontario” to “Lake America,” overtaking Google Maps, Waze, and Apple Maps. What do you think?
The post MapQuest Jumps T
The post Gloria Steinem, Researcher Who Discovered Existence Of Women, Dead At 92 appeared first on The Onion.
HERSHEY, PA—Calling into question the candy brand’s apparent belief that consuming its chocolate-covered caramels constitutes a lively group activity, viewers told reporters Thursday that a new Rolo commercial greatly overestimates the social element of eating Rolos. “Rolo roll call!” a hand
From specialized nutrition plans to mental skills work to experimental equipment, the quest to stay healthy and productive now takes NFL athletes far beyond the weight room. Here are some ways players keep themselves fit throughout the season. Mental Skills In recent years, mental preparation has be
Country star Ella Langley is breaking records with her hit song “Choosin’ Texas,” which has now topped the Billboard Hot 100 for 20 weeks. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist. Nepotism Connection: Child of God Honors And Accolades: CMA Award For Female Vocalist Of The
Sports
CFB Week 1 takeaways: Michigan gets a gift, LSU looks title-ready, and UMass wins!
Katie Taylor brought the curtain down on her boxing career with a near flawless performance on an emotional night at Croke Park to beat Flora Pili and become undisputed junior welterweight champion.
With the pressure of Ireland's appreciation heavy on her, Katie Taylor cemented her legacy in her final bout.
Enzo Maresca asked for new signings during his first season at Manchester City. Now, he has the pieces necessary to compete on all fronts.
VAR often causes controversy, but how are decisions made? Our resident ref, Andy Davies, explains all.
What does the league need from its next commissioner after Cathy Engelbert retires? Is the WNBA better off now than when she took over?
Your one-stop shop as you prep for draft season, including rankings, projections and analysis.
With two playoff wins under his belt, Pete Golding is officially ready to kick off a new era at Ole Miss.
Ole Miss is trying some new places and tried-and-true plans to promote it's stars.
Though Naomi Osaka struggled at times Saturday night, she can defy the odds against Elena Rybakina on Monday. Here's how.
Will Alex Palou add one more win to his tally to close out the 2026 INDYCAR season? Here are the odds for this weekend's Grand Prix of Monterey.
Bryce Underwood's Hail Mary rescued Michigan from a stunning upset in one of the wildest college football finishes in recent memory.
LSU could be the real deal this college football season, but Dabo Swinney and Clemson might be in trouble.
Cavan Sullivan scored in a third straight match to become the first teenager with a goal contribution in five straight MLS matches.
Miami teammates Darian Mensah and Malachi Toney surged up the oddsboard while Jeremiah Smith also made his mark in Week 1. See the latest Heisman odds.
Some of the biggest names in INDYCAR — including a past champion — will be making moves after the 2026 season. Here's the latest.
LSU head coach Lane Kiffin arrived at Tiger Stadium with Livvy Dunne, Theo Von and Brooks Nader because ... of course.
Tech
This is a step-by-step guide to checking the health of your Windows hard drive and what you can do if you get a bad result.
With the right setup, an old, unused phone can be repurposed into a security camera. Even better? It's free.
AI has been known to mess up some pretty basic things, but Claude wants to help you with your emails.
The wrong bag can aggravate you every single day. These WIRED-tested picks get comfort, capacity, and organization just right.
Take full control of your desktop alerts by sending yourself recurring reminders and custom notifications triggered by specific events.
The team embedded electrodes into live cockroaches, then outfitted them with cameras and injection devices to deliver medication via remote control.
I was initially enamored with the beta version of Apple’s revamped smartphone assistant. As the full release approaches, I’ve forgotten Siri AI even exists.
Don’t let busted pipes or an overflowing washing machine dampen your day. These smart water sensors can help you catch problems quicker.
Polls show that overwhelming majorities of Americans hate data centers. China makes a perfect scapegoat for tech leaders and their allies—the only problem is a lack of evidence.
The best gaming chair is actually an office chair. Here are our top picks from our real-life testing so far.
iPhones are smaller than iPads, so why aren't they cheaper? Several variables factor into the price difference between the two product lines.
There's a way to display any app on Android Auto, but it does present concerns about safety and reliability.
Bluetooth is a common setting that's typically always on in modern phones, but this feature may be leaving your phone open to a rather significant issue.
You can still buy music from the iTunes Store, believe it or not.
The Steam Deck is a solid gaming handheld, but after the arrival of several competitors and higher prices, is it still worth picking one up?
Apple Diagnostics is a hidden menu you hopefully won't need to access often. When your Mac gets into hardware trouble, it helps find what's wrong.
Reuters reported earlier this week that the agents hijacked a German wiki forum in an incident OpenAI did not disclose.
I’ve rounded up the best smart speakers that let you talk to Alexa, from the popular Echo Dot to the newest Echo Studio.
Apple is expected to announce several products at its September event next week—including a folding phone—but the iPhone 18 might not be among them. It would be a first for the company.
Plus: Tens of millions of US and Canadian drivers’ licenses go up for sale on the dark web, the US military finally tries to tackle the risk online ad data poses to troops, and more.
Entertainment
A 45-year-old woman in Italy was allegedly kidnapped by her ex-boyfriend, taken to a highway bridge and thrown to her death in what authorities are investigating as an apparent murder-suicide. Lorena Isceri was reportedly abducted from her home…
Tucker Budzyn, the Golden Retriever who became a massive social media sensation, has died at 8-years-old ... just days after his owner revealed he had been diagnosed with lymphoma. Tucker’s owner, Courtney Budzyn, announced his death in an…
President Donald Trump’s hair is switching things up again ... taking on a darker look, just in time for the Fall season. The President arrived in New Jersey Friday sporting a darker, tousled ’do with his familiar side part flipped to the…
Vicky Kim, an elderly California woman found herself behind bars -- arrested for murder! -- after police responded to a call for "unknown trouble" and then found a person dead, according to authorities. The Riverside County Sheriff's Office said…
Andy Williams -- a professional AEW wrestler known as "The Butcher," died Saturday after experiencing a medical emergency during a tag team match in Pennsylvania, according to authorities. The Allegheny County Medical Examiner's Office tells…
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were united in the crowd over the weekend, showing up separately to cheer on daughter North West at her solo concert debut. The former couple was spotted at North’s first-ever headlining show in Chicago Saturday…
Lana Rhoades just hit the big 3-0 ... and it feels like there's really only one way to celebrate such a major milestone! That's right ... it's time for some birthday hot shots! And from an ex-adult actress, you know there are a ton of good ones to…
O.J. Simpson's controversial prank show was supposed to be a joke ... but production wasn't funny -- in fact, his costar says he got really angry at one point. Investigation Discovery is releasing a new docuseries titled "O.J. Unseen: Exploitation…
If we're following the rules of fashion historians, wearing white after Labor Day is a cardinal sin, but we're gloating over these babes in white-hot swimsuits always and forever ... Swipe through our gallery and see if you can score! Happy Labor…
Ryan Garcia has a word of caution for women on social media ... beware of boxers! The WBC welterweight champ chopped it up with TMZ Sports this week at an open workout for his huge upcoming fight with Conor Benn ... and we had to ask King Ry about…
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