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President Trump endorsed Republican Bernadette Wilson for Alaska governor, but bitter GOP infighting and ranked-choice voting complicated the race to succeed Mike Dunleavy.
San Francisco 49ers receiver Mike Evans will miss a third straight game, but Deebo Samuel and Keenan Allen are set to boost the receiving corps.
The Kentucky Wildcats needed Alex Wilkins' last-second three-pointer to escape winless Northern Arizona 78-77 at Rupp Arena on Friday night.
Jerry Jones says the NFL could move to an 18-game schedule as soon as next year, but the NFLPA has vowed to defend player health and safety.
Dejounte Murray's representatives at Klutch Sports requested a trade from the New Orleans Pelicans, who say they will evaluate opportunities.
Female Athletes United seeks to join the defense of Washington Initiative 638 as an ACLU-backed lawsuit challenges the voter-approved girls sports law.
Joe Rogan rejected White House advisor David Sacks' push to give podcasters front-row seats at press conferences, declaring "we talk s---" and aren't journalists.
Millions of people face travel chaos from the nationwide FAA ground stop as NBA and NHL teams including the Nets and San Jose Sharks were stranded.
Andrew Luck's photographic memory stunned Bruce Arians during his 2012 rookie season, setting the Colts QB apart from Peyton Manning's approach.
Oregon, South Carolina, Ohio State, Ole Miss and LSU all have three losses, but one team stands out as the most dangerous CFP contender this year.
Satire
Throughout American history, nations of the world have engaged in espionage in an attempt to gain strategic leverage over the United States. The Onion takes a look back at key instances of foreign spies operating within U.S. borders. 1775 British guy hides in a tree. 1812 The cover of 40 redcoat spi
In a development that has plunged the linchpin of the AI economy into turmoil, Nvidia co-founder and CEO Jensen Huang resigned following affairs with both a suspected Chinese spy and a subordinate executive who reported to him. What do you think?
The post Nvidia CEO Resigns After Affair With Suspect
U.S. — The Folgers Coffee Company was honored on Friday after being chosen by consumers as the best coffee to dump out and then use the container to store random screws.
You might think we're biased toward Christianity here at The Babylon Bee, but that's not true! We've consulted with the brightest minds and climbed the highest mountains to consult with wise sages about the true meaning of the universe to learn why Christianity is better than every other religion.
U.S. — A desperate and weary nation offered to give Microsoft $100 billion in cash to stop anyone from trying to fix Outlook.
GALILEE — A man stricken with a severe infirmity reportedly approached Jesus of Nazareth for healing, but first wished to clarify if the Son of God was in his HMO network.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a "blue wave" midterm election ushered in a 55-seat Democratic majority in the Senate, Satan once again emerged as the clear favorite to become the Senate Majority Leader.
U.S. — Local Amazon driver Marcus Brooks reportedly called in a wellness check on your wife on Friday afternoon after not delivering any packages addressed to her for a full 24 hours.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Friday morning officially mandating that all incoming and re-elected U.S. Senators take their oath of office with one hand resting on a copy of his 1987 memoir, Trump: The Art of the Deal.
WASHINGTON—Claiming that concerns over pollution levels were vastly overblown, the Environmental Protection Agency issued a statement Tuesday assuring the public that the air was still safe for non-breathing applications. “The air quality is perfectly safe, provided it’s not being used for an
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL—As he noted how coddled kids were nowadays compared with older generations, area grandfather Hank Hayes recalled Friday that when he was young, he had to evolve legs to get to school. “Back in my day, if you wanted an education, you had to crawl out of the ocean on your fins
NEW YORK—Touched by his dedication and realizing his time was running tragically short, Rockstar Games allowed a dying fan to visit its office Wednesday and play Grand Theft Auto III from the comfort of a hospital bed. “When we heard about this poor kid and how urgent his situation was, we flew
SEOUL—Shocking fans with a move few saw coming, K-pop star Jung Kook confirmed in an interview Friday that he was leaving BTS for Blue Man Group. “BTS has been one heck of a ride, but it’s time for me to begin my next chapter,” said the 28-year-old singer, songwriter, and dancer, who added t
California voters rejected a ballot measure to impose a one-time, 5% tax on the net worth of billionaires in the state, defeating what would have been the nation’s first wealth tax. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Declaring that the time had come for the nation’s mightiest warriors to at last achieve a decisive victory in the Persian Gulf, President Donald Trump called upon the American Gladiators on Thursday to finish the Iran War. “I am hereby requesting that our most muscular fighting men
WASHINGTON—Saying he was grasping at straws in his efforts to avoid spending any more one-on-one time with the American vice president, Chinese spy Simon Li told reporters Monday he was running out of excuses not to hang out with JD Vance. “I don’t know when JD is going to take the hint that
Sports
Oklahoma AD Roger Denny was critical of the SEC's decision to move the Sooners' home game against Ole Miss to Sunday following Friday's nationwide ground stop.
The 30th season of ABC's "The Bachelor" that will premiere in March 2027 will star the former Notre Dame standout.
Travel plans for multiple sports have been disrupted by the FAA's nationwide ground stop of all flights because of communications problems.
Coach Kevin O'Connell called Kirk Cousins' ability to get reacquainted with the Vikings' offense "impressive."
Alabama is expected to start QB Austin Mack vs. Vanderbilt, sources told ESPN, with starter Keelon Russell (ankle) expected to be available, if needed.
Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bam Adebayo each scored 37 points to help the Heat top the Cavs for their sixth win in eight games.
Pelicans guard Dejounte Murray wants a trade from the franchise, and his agent, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul, and team officials have started working on a resolution.
First baseman Jake Bauers, who is coming off a career season with the Brewers, has agreed to a four-year, $58M contract with the Red Sox, sources told ESPN.
Andorra goalkeeper Jesús Owono has been suspended for 12 games for an on-field collision with Jesús de Miguel that resulted in the death of the Tenerife striker.
Week 11 brings SEC drama, Big 12 elimination games and order vs. chaos in the Big Ten and ACC.
Get the latest Wisconsin vs. Maryland odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 11, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
Get the latest Ohio State vs. Northwestern odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 11, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
Illinois vs. UCLA kicks off Friday, Nov. 13, at 9 p.m. ET on FOX. Get the FOX One streaming info and players to watch for this game in Pasadena.
The Federal Aviation Administration's decision to ground all flights nationwide Friday has thrown the sports world into chaos.
Prediction time! Here's we think MLB's top 10 free agents will land this offseason.
Rams head coach Sean McVay provided an injury update on superstar defensive end Myles Garrett and All-Pro cornerback Trent McDuffie.
Netherlands coach Xavi Hernandez and Germany boss Jurgen Klopp got some statement wins, respectively.
The Red Sox have another slugger and Jake Bauers can definitely keep his health insurance.
Vikings head coach Kevin O'Connell announced that the recently acquired Kirk Cousins will start at QB in Week 10 vs. the Packers.
Kansas City Chiefs running back Kenneth Walker III missed practice Friday with a sore groin, leaving his status in question for this weekend’s trip to Atlanta.
Tech
If your Microsoft business services were offline last week, you’re probably entitled to a partial credit on your next monthly bill.
The FAA grounded flights for hours on November 13, and the transportation secretary blamed it on old and malfunctioning air traffic control system.
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Finally, you can watch Avatar in 3D HFR at home.
The new Wallet feature will allow its AI agents to make purchases on your behalf.
The House of Representatives, health care providers, schools and many other organizations were affected.
Motorola's latest phone has a monstrous tandem OLED display, a huge 7,000mah battery, fancy cameras and a massive $1,600 price tag.
To make the HomeView both personal and communal, there was only one place to go.
Microsoft's latest Surface is a beautiful flagship device for NVIDIA's RTX Spark.
Bloomberg found evidence of a network of Chinese companies smuggling NVIDIA chips with Alice Huang at the center.
Entertainment
Amanda Seyfried is here to kick off the season of shopping, splurging, and sleighing, but can you pick up the changes made to these two images and throw 'em in the bags?! Earlier this week in New York City, Seyfried dressed to impress in black and…
Presley Gerber’s Hollywood Hills home is hitting the market less than two months after his tragic death … and the property comes with a multimillion dollar price tag … TMZ has learned. The late model’s Los Angeles pad listed Friday for…
Dakota Mortensen is slamming "Mormon Wives" producers ... claiming they staged scenes and faked storylines to make him appear as a serial cheater and abuser. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Dakota is seeking damages from Hulu and the…
Aaron Rodgers and his little brother Jordan Rodgers are making up for lost time ... posing together with huge smiles after spending nearly a decade estranged from each other! The Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback shared a photo on Instagram Friday…
Matthew Stafford's wife Kelly Stafford is giving one internet troll a major reality check ... after the guy suggested she go under the knife! The Los Angeles Rams quarterback's wife fired back at a social media user who told her to get a facelift…
The skies are opening back up ... the Federal Aviation Administration says its nationwide ground stop has officially been lifted after flights across the country were brought to a screeching halt Friday. The FAA announced the all clear after…
Kim Zolciak's son KJ Biermann is fighting to keep prosecutors from questioning minors in his sexual battery case ... taking his battle to a Georgia appeals court. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, the 15-year-old is challenging a judge's…
DJ Khaled is dropping more than just hit records these days ... the music mogul has shed nearly 100 pounds, and he's giving Wegovy some of the credit for his jaw-dropping transformation! The "All I Do Is Win" singer revealed to PEOPLE he was…
Chris Bosh denies he or his family were living at their California mansion during the 2025 Palisades fire … despite the man accused of starting the fire pointing the blame at the ex-NBA star’s home. The former Miami Heat star posted a lengthy…
The nationwide FAA shutdown has gone from a ground stop to a full-blown bathroom bottleneck ... and things are about to get real real!! Sources at LAX tell TMZ that passengers waiting at the airport were told to use the bathroom and get food ...…
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