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The State Department's Ecuador advisory flags violent crime, kidnapping and terrorism — but Quito and the Galapagos Islands avoid the harshest warnings.
FIRE scholar Sarah McLaughlin warned that calls for a government media inquiry after ex-Cambridge professor Jason Arday's death could become dangerous.
Ed Markey and Seth Moulton clashed over transgender athletes and abolishing ICE in their final Senate debate in Massachusetts.
Southern California hits ICE with 'dumbfounding' roadblock as top lawmaker rips 'reckless' hypocrisy
San Diego County voted to bar ICE agents from firearms training facilities, drawing accusations of hypocrisy from Brian Jones and other Republicans.
Hasan Piker called Hamas "far more moderate" on Channel 4 News, prompting the Republican Jewish Coalition to warn Democrats campaigning with him.
From Skechers and Brooks to New Balance and Asics, find cushioned, comfortable and slip-on walking shoes without the painful price tag.
Harvard's hostility to free speech and faith sparked a father's frank warning to his daughter, but millions of parents share his concerns.
Portuguese President António José Seguro has enacted a measure that bans people from covering up their face while in public places, with some exceptions, AFP reported.
Jessica Bowie's booking photo shows the Albany woman accused of pledging allegiance to ISIS and plotting to bomb the New York State Capitol.
Joe Abraham told Fox News Digital about his journey from grieving angel dad to leading ICE's VOICE office, which helps victims of illegal alien crime.
Satire
LONDON — The Duchess of Sussex was welcomed back to England with open arms and a legally mandated burqa on Friday, according to sources.
PERSIAN GULF — Clutching their pens and calculators tightly, thousands of accountants boarded Higgins boats this morning in preparation for the launch of "Economic D-Day" against Iran.
Whether shorts are office-appropriate attire has ignited an online debate. The Onion examines the pros and cons of wearing shorts in the office. PRO New scapegoat for bad quarter Good to have full range of movement while sitting stationary for eight hours A well-aired cog is a productive cog Ready t
LONDON—Acknowledging that the sea mammals were far from being “awe-inspiring, beautiful creatures or a splendor of nature,” an embarrassed David Attenborough finally admitted this week to exaggerating the wonder of seals. “While I did several monologues in voiceover claiming that sea lions h
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday that Donald Trump has always been a face drawn onto a cantaloupe. “If you go back and look at h
RENO, NV—Wincing as he sang in a baritone voice with a slight British accent, local woman Mary Lowe reportedly felt immense pity at a karaoke outing Thursday after she imagined her friend Matthew Brown working on his Morrissey impression alone at home. “Oh no, I can picture him practicing it all
After a megayacht owned by Mark Zuckerberg failed to respond to a distress signal from a skiff that had run out of fuel, a spokesperson for the centibillionaire claimed his crew did not hear the call for help. What do you think?
The post Mark Zuckerberg’s Yacht Fails To Respond To Maritime Distres
The post Every Commercial On ESPN Past Midnight Just Straight-Up Telling Viewers They Have Prostate Cancer appeared first on The Onion.
PALO ALTO, CA — After experiencing repeated mascara malfunctions, local woman Brittany Gleeson admitted to friends that it took over 600 takes to get the right video of herself crying into her camera.
HADES — A man was sent straight to Hell after his new phone autocorrected his text message from "Praise God" to "Praise Fod."
LONDON — Dozens of liberal white women gathered outside a local courthouse, weeping and holding signs of support for serial killer Jack the Ripper.
CYBERSPACE — An A.I. assistant working with a middle-aged dad from Maine reportedly grew concerned that its human might be a bit of a moron.
APPLETON, WI—Wide-eyed and unusually still as he took in the unfamiliar sight before him, local 9-year-old Connor Walsh reportedly got a nice long look at the small of his father’s back Thursday while the 44-year-old bent down to retrieve a ping-pong ball that had rolled beneath a basement shelv
Nestled in the heart of the South, there's a reason America's 22nd state is called "Sweet Home Alabama."
U.S. — The United States of America plunged into collective sorrow and mourning yesterday upon learning the devastating news that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would be moving back to England.
School is back in session for millions of students across the country. The Onion shares tips for ensuring your child has a safe commute. Attend a different school each day to throw would-be kidnappers off your trail. Determine if your bus driver needs uppers, downers, or both. If cycling to school
ICE announced plans to spend up to $20 million on gloves that deliver electric shocks to people who do not cooperate. What do you think?
The post ICE To Equip Officers With Electric Shock Gloves appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Which team has the best running backs? The shakiest edge rusher room? We ranked all 32 teams in 10 different position groups.
We asked major leagues what one piece of advice from their youth baseball days stuck with them -- and what advice they'd give now. Here's what they said.
Here's who has surged up our list now that the draft and trade season have passed.
The 2026-27 Premier League season begins as defending champions Arsenal take on newly promoted Coventry City.
Three Argentina players have been banned for their part in a brawl at the end of last month's World Cup final against Spain, but the South American nation has been fined only for displaying a Falkland Islands banner after the semifinal win over England.
In a legal victory for the NCAA, a federal appeals court has temporarily halted a court order that would have granted thousands of athletes who left college an extra year of eligibility.
Olympic bronze medalist Jenny Simpson says her running chapter "has ended" after she collapsed while pacing a mile group this summer.
Two-time major champion Bryson DeChambeau urged the golf world to be "open-minded" about LIV Golf and said his wish is that the league is given "one more shot" as it fights to secure the necessary funding and crucial player support to continue.
Jannik Sinner will miss the US Open with a right knee injury that has kept him out of action since Wimbledon.
A second investigation has been opened related to former Arizona Cardinals scout Ryan Gold's alleged betting activity.
Who is the best linebacker entering the 2026 season? We ranked the 10 best.
Will the Freedom 250 be as captivating as the Indy 500? Roger Penske believes Sunday's "iconic" race could rise to the occasion.
FIFA on Friday handed bans to three Argentina players, led by a 10-match suspension for midfielder Leandro Paredes, for striking Spain opponents moments after the World Cup final.
Check out the odds, spreads and totals for all 16 preseason Week 2 games.
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Will Hill is putting his money on the Penn State Nittany Lions to make the College Football Playoff. Here's why.
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A number of fifth-year players have already returned to college sports, with more planning to in the coming months, but all of that has been brought to a halt by a federal court.
Carnell Tate's former coaches and teammates explain why the No. 4 overall pick is the perfect receiver for Titans QB Cam Ward.
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Tech
LinkedIn says its AI slop button is working.
Season two of Netflix's Cyberpunk 2077 anime streams October 20
Tokyo's Sushi Bus combines conveyor belt dining with open-air sightseeing.
Tesla and others recall over 4 million vehicles in China over door handles.
Each earbud takes its own image, which is then synchronized for use by Visual Intelligence.
Sam's Club will soon let you pay with your phone or smartwatch too.
A satellite dish left by previous owners may yet have something to offer today. Here's what it can and can't do.
Meta is in court again over child safety, and this time it’s a landmark case that could force significant changes to core features of Facebook and Instagram.
Our thoughts on Google's new smartwatch as it currently stands.
They say the company must prove it can be trusted before products like these get a pass.
Pack up your pool cleaning supplies. Let one of these robot buddies maintain your water quality instead
The Nyrius Phoenix Home True 4K60 can wirelessly transmit games, TV shows, movies, and more across your home (even through walls).
Lindsay Clancy’s defense argues she killed her three kids because of postpartum psychosis. But armchair detectives, including many fed-up mothers, are laying blame with her ex-husband.
After two years of testing, these are the electric toothbrushes that impressed WIRED staffers the most.
As the appetite for “authenticity” grows online, content creators are buying up empty boxes for luxury goods—and resellers are cashing in for “crazy prices.”
OpenAI has rolled out a plugin that allows ChatGPT to control the Apple Messages app.
“People have talked about the Colorado River crisis for decades—we’re now in it,” says one expert. “Everyone you talk to is like, ‘Shit, man.’”
From the best Dyson vacuum to the best wireless headphones and earbuds we’ve tested, you can get some great gadgets on sale already ahead of Labor Day.
The UK government is facing calls to cancel a sprawling health care contract with Palantir. The region of Greater Manchester insists it can do a better job itself.
Save up to 50% today with the latest Home Depot promo codes for appliances, power tools, and more this August.
Entertainment
Princess Diana died because a drunk driver careened into a pillar -- so the official story goes, but a new show casts doubt on that ... and even raises the specter of foul play. "Celebrity Crime Scene: Princess Diana" takes a hard look at the…
A supposed mug shot of Lil Durk is making the rounds online ... but TMZ has learned the image is bogus and is the latest example of AI slop. The image circulating on social media appears to show the Grammy-winning rapper, whose real name is Durk…
Hayden Panettiere's boyfriend Brian Hickerson gave her Narcan after he and his brother Zach Hickerson found her unconscious the day she died ... at least according to Zach. Zach tells TMZ ... "Brian gave her Narcan." Zach says he went to their…
The police investigating 'Real Housewives of Atlanta' alum Kim Zolciak's son Kroy Biermann Jr. for an alleged sexual battery say they went out to the scene of the alleged crime to obtain evidence ... and they saw him and the alleged victim on…
11:41 AM PT -- The chase is over and the suspect has been apprehended after he banged a u-turn to try to shake the cops, but ended up colliding with a cruiser. From there, the man took off on foot ... but authorties caught up to him, tackling him…
'Real Housewives of Atlanta' alum Kim Zolciak is firing back at allegations that her son Kroy Jr. sexually assaulted a classmate inside a gym ... claiming he even took a lie-detector test to prove it never happened. The reality star tells TMZ ...…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 10:30 AM and 12:00 PM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's…
Gypsy Rose Blanchard is trying to make amends after resurfaced prison calls featured her using the n-word. Here's the deal ... while doing hard time for her role in the 2015 murder of her mother Dee Dee, Gypsy made a few calls to her family and her…
10:46 AM -- Quality Control Music says Pierre "P" Thomas "is alive and currently receiving medical care." The label asks "that everyone keep P and his family in their thoughts and prayers and respectfully give them the privacy and space they need…
Happy Friday! Can you guess the sexy car babe teasing us in this mirror selfie?! Race car driver, actress, and a cameo in the film "Gran Turismo" are just some of the things this total babe has on her resume ... she's also known for building some…
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