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A new Pentagon document says its defense strategy is pivoting toward burden-sharing as the U.S. plans a "more limited" role in deterring North Korea and other parts of the world.
Federal officials give Minnesota 60-day ultimatum amid alleged childcare fraud scandal involving millions in taxpayer dollars and compliance issues.
Cissie Graham Lynch shares how March for Life transformed her views as young families and students lead the charge defending unborn children nationwide.
An Ohio man who allegedly threatened ICE agents on social media is facing federal charges after authorities found guns and tactical gear at his home.
As the Lakers struggle on the court, LeBron James downplayed reports of friction with team governor Jeanie Buss. James asserted he’s not bothered by how others feel about him.
A threatening letter allegedly sent to the California GOP reportedly calls for violence against ICE agents, including detailed bomb-making instructions.
Anti-ICE agitators swarmed the Target Center in Minneapolis Friday, and thousands marched downtown demanding a stop to federal immigration enforcement operations in the city.
Alejandro Castillo, accused of murdering coworker "Sandy" Ly Le in 2016, was transferred to Charlotte after his arrest in Mexico after a yearslong manhunt.
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani defends anti-Israel activist Mahmoud Khalil against Trump deportation efforts, calling him "a New Yorker" who deserves to stay.
German soccer federation Vice President Oke Göttlich called for boycotting the 2026 FIFA World Cup in response to President Donald Trump's recent actions.
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Second Lady Usha Vance announced she and Vice President JD Vance are expecting their fourth child amid public speculation about the health of their relationship. What do you think?
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HOLLYWOOD, CA — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences released its list of Oscar nominees for 2026, with Sinners being nominated for "Best Movie We Have To Nominate Or Else We Will Be Called Racist."
CUPERTINO, CA — Sources within Apple's Software Engineering Division confirmed that their team was working around the clock to make the next iOS update even worse than the current one.
NEW YORK, NY — The woman behind YouTube's most popular and beloved educational content for children found herself in hot water, as Ms. Rachel issued a public apology for accidentally spray-painting "GO AWAY JEWS" on a synagogue.
WASHINGTON—Warning that any attempt to spend time inside a personal residence constituted hostile interference with federal operations, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Thursday that being in the privacy of one’s own home would now be deemed an obstruction of justice. “W
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thursday for routinely employing fatal use of force without obtaining the proper warrants. “For weeks
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Another long day of work was on the docket, as white liberal women clocked in for another long day of protesting the arrest of migrant sex offenders.
U.S. — Attorney General Pam Bondi has announced that after almost a year on the job, she has finally figured out what the acronym "DOJ" stands for.
U.S. — Tragedy unfolded at a sporting event over the weekend, as a professional athlete was struck by lightning after unexcusably failing to thank Jesus Christ for giving his team the victory in the game.
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DAVOS — One day after his speech that made headlines at a gathering of world leaders at the World Economic Forum, U.S. President Donald Trump announced a new round of tariffs on everyone who didn't laugh at his jokes.
David Hammond passed away Sunday at the age of 81. In lieu of flowers, his family requests that mourners place a three-team parlay on the Lions, Colts, and Titans to cover, as it’s essentially free money.
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LOS ANGELES—Noting that this year’s nominations had once again completely omitted an important sector of cinema, actor Tim Allen took to social media Thursday to call out the Oscars for failing to recognize movies where a guy turns into a dog. “By not elevating these films, the Academy is send
MILFORD, MA—Wincing at the blast of guttural sobs erupting from the speaker as she picked up, local woman Anna Higgins reportedly threw herself on a grenade Tuesday by answering a phone call from her dysregulated friend. “I’m so sorry, Jennifer—it must be really hard to get dumped so soon af
President Trump announced Wednesday that a framework for a future Greenland deal had been reached. The Onion assesses the veracity of Trump’s statements regarding Greenland. Claim: Greenland needs protection from Russia and China. Partially true: Greenland needs protection from Russia, China, an
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Sports
Jannik Sinner struggled with cramps and extreme heat before securing a 4-6, 6-3, 6-4, 6-4 victory at the Australian Open.
Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo will undergo an MRI on his right calf but said he expects the injury to sideline him for at least four to six weeks.
Clemson coach Dabo Swinney on Friday ripped Ole Miss coach Pete Golding's alleged direct tampering with a Clemson player and lamented the current landscape of college football that encourages such malfeasance.
These teams nailed their top targets or won a QB battle. Others had to reload at quite a few positions.
Colorado transfer OT Jordan Seaton committed to LSU, sources told ESPN's Pete Thamel.
Blades Brown, 18, narrowly missed a 6-foot birdie putt for 59, leaving him tied for the lead in The American Express with Scottie Scheffler.
Packers OL Rasheed Walker was charged with two counts of second-degree criminal possession of a weapon and criminal possession of a firearm after trying to check in a bag that contained a firearm at New York's LaGuardia Airport.
Sam Darnold and his injured oblique are good to go for the NFC Championship Game.
The list of Bills head coach candidates now includes Philip Rivers after the club held an interview with the former quarterback.
From heart troubles to an eligibility battle, here's how the Gonzaga forward kept his career going.
Yaxel Lendeborg had 18 points and nine rebounds to help lead No. 3 Michigan past Ohio State on Friday night, 74-62.
'It was a crazy walk-off win' 😤 Tom Brady recalls WILD 2018 AFC Championship against Patrick Mahomes
Tom Brady recalls the time the New England Patriots defeated the Kansas City Chiefs in the 2018 AFC Championship and making his way to the Chiefs locker room to give advice to Patrick Mahomes.
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Check out the best moments between the Ohio State Buckeyes and Michigan Wolverines.
Aday Mara flew in for the a putback slam to extend the Michigan Wolverines' lead over the Ohio State Buckeyes.
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Michigan Wolverines' Yaxel Lendeborg lobbed it up to Roddy Gayle Jr. for an alley oop vs. the Ohio State Buckeyes.
Inter Miami CF have signed goalkeepers Rocco Ríos Novo and Luis Barraza on permanent deals, terminating the contract of veteran Óscar Ustari in the process.
Clemson coach Dabo Swinney blasted Ole Miss HC Pete Golding for allegedly contacting a Tigers transfer add while he was in class.
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Shipping experts say the big winter storm across a wide swath of the country should be business as usual—if their safeguards hold.
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On this episode of Uncanny Valley, our hosts unpack the news from Davos, where Trump and major AI companies shared the stage at the World Economic Forum.
The ruling in federal court in Minnesota lands as Immigration and Customs Enforcement faces scrutiny over an internal memo claiming judge-signed warrants aren’t needed to enter homes without consent.
In Big Tech's never-ending quest to increase AI adoption, Google has unveiled a meme generator. The new Google Photos feature, Me Meme, lets you create personalized memes starring a synthetic version of you.Google describes Me Meme as "a simple way to explore with your photos and create content that
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US.
Meta is being sued by Solos, a rival smart glasses maker, for infringing on its patents, Bloomberg reports. Solos is seeking "multiple billions of dollars" in damages and an injunction that could prevent Meta from selling its Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses as part of the lawsuit.Solos claims that Meta's
Bitter cold, power outages, and impassible roads are a terrible cocktail. Here’s how to prep and bunker in for an extreme winter storm.
File this one under "Things that make you go, 'Hmmm…'" Retro handheld maker Anbernic is launching a new controller with a screen. But unlike Nintendo's Wii U controller, there's no second-screen gaming capability here. Instead, the display is designed to "make customization intuitive and effortles
More ads are coming to App Store search results starting in March, Apple shared on an advertising help page. The company first said that it would increase the number of App Store ads last month, and this new rollout of search ads will begin on Tuesday, March 3, according to a developer email viewed
After years of uncertainty over TikTok's future in the United States, a deal for the app's US business has been finalized. The new US entity is called TikTok USDS Joint Venture. ByteDance has retained a 19.9 percent percent stake in the new business, with the rest controlled by a group of non-Chines
Vimeo just got hit by a brutal round of layoffs, according to a report by Business Insider. Staffers are posting on various social media sites that the layoffs have impacted most of the company, including the entire video team. Vimeo is a video-hosting platform, so that sounds bad.
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Tesla just objectively decreased the value of the Model 3 and Model Y. On Thursday, the company said it’s paywalling its lane-centering feature, Autosteer, for new purchases of the two EVs in the US and Canada. This was previously a standard feature. Lane centering is now part of the Full Self-Dri
Meta will no longer allow teens to chat with its AI chatbot characters in their present form. The company announced Friday that it will be "temporarily pausing teens’ access to existing AI characters globally."The pause comes months after Meta had said it was working on chatbot-focused parental co
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella recently went on record saying that AI still needs to prove its worth if society is to adopt it long-term, but he presumably thinks his company has cracked it with its latest innovation: AI coloring books.
A new Microsoft Paint feature currently rolling out to Windows Ins
Basketball fans can save on NBA League Pass right now, which lets you catch a bunch of out-of-market NBA games via streaming. The League Pass Premium subscription is on sale for $75, down from the usual $160, and League Pass Standard is marked down to $50 from $110. Considering we're almost halfway
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Walk up to these two snazzy snaps ASAP! Can you score the minor changes made to power couple A$AP Rocky and Rihanna?! The fashion-forward duo hit the town bundled up and blockin' out the haters! No need to be shady -- just find the discreet…
Chaos at the Detroit Metro Airport ... a car came crashing into the check-in area at a terminal ... the driver got arrested ... and it's all on video. Footage shows a Mercedes Benz crashing through the entrance and into the McNamara Terminal on…
Two women who were arrested and charged for an anti-ICE protest that ripped through a Minnesota church service last weekend have been released from custody ... and it's all on video. Footage shows the moment Nekima Levy Armstrong and Chauntyll…
Yvonne Lime, who acted in movies alongside Elvis Presley and Katharine Hepburn, is dead. Yvonne died Friday, according to Childhelp, a national nonprofit organization she co-founded that's dedicated to helping abused, neglected, and at-risk…
Alex Honnold will have to wait another day to try and climb one of the tallest skyscrapers in the world ... and it's all because of safety concerns. Netflix announced Friday that Alex's highly-anticipated climb on "Skyscraper Live" was unable to…
Courtney Stodden is making some big changes three weeks into a new year ... and, you guessed it, it's a cosmetic one. The influencer hopped on social media Friday and posted a thirst trap of her in a skimpy bikini on the beach, showing off her new…
Harry Styles wasn’t just hitting his marks and showing off his dance moves in the music video for his newly released single “Aperture" ... he was taking hits too! A production source tells TMZ ... Harry personally handled the majority of the…
Nicki Minaj's foray into politics has been a slap in the face to her gay fans ... reality star Tiffany Pollard tells TMZ. We caught up with the "Flavor of Love" star -- who recently came out as queer and non-binary -- in West Hollywood earlier this…
Miss Lawrence is weighing in on the hearsay Bad Bunny might rock a dress at his Super Bowl Halftime show next month -- and she’s got ONE message for him ... if you’re gonna do it, do it right!!! TMZ caught up with Miss Lawrence at LAX Friday…
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