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The death of Miller Gardner, son of ex-New York Yankee Brett Gardner, has experts warning about carbon monoxide dangers amid speculation. The teen died while on vacation in Costa Rica.
The White House held a call with House Republican aides rallying them around Trump's tariff plan, Fox News Digital was told.
Matt Strahm said in a recent X post that as long as torpedo bats are around, pitchers should be able to use "whatever hitters have in the on-deck circle."
CNN host Abby Phillip said Tesla CEO Elon Musk talked about the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) cutting Social Security and Medicaid at a rally.
President Trump's newest tariffs sparked pledges by Canada's prime minster to 'fight' back while some said they were committed to working with partners and others look to take on Washington.
3-year-old Israeli Ziv Nitzan discovered a 3,800-year-old Canaanite amulet during a family trip last month at Tel Azeka, according to the IAA.
The White House is clapping back against media reports claiming intel officials have been using the end-to-end encrypted messaging app Signal to send classified information.
The Senate voted on a resolution to undo Trump’s tariffs against Canada on Wednesday, and some Republicans went on record opposing the president.
"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Teddi Mellencamp is "fighting" for her life after four new brain tumors were discovered after her cancer diagnosis
The NFL has long supported the growth and momentum of flag football. The league now appears to have its sights set on a pro women's flag football league.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump welcomed a surprise guest to the Oval Office as Elton John, standing a surprising six feet tall, stopped by for the signing of executive orders regarding concert tickets.
U.S. — In a surprising turn of events, Senator Cory Booker's 25-hour filibuster record that was just set on Tuesday was broken by your wife.
SANTA PAULA, CA — A local child's birthday party became the scene of controversy this week after a 7-year-old reportedly "destroyed" a piñata after just one swing with a brand-new "torpedo" bat, which some parents argue was unfair.
For people who claim to speak "English," the Brits sure do talk funny. In fact, you may be surprised to learn just how many differences there are between British English and real, proper English.
The abrupt cancellation of government funding for programs to help food banks distribute healthy, local food is being felt across the country, with some already strapped organizations turning to their local communities for help. What do you think?
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SAN DIEGO—With the spellbound audience in the Marine Trash Experience amphitheater shouting and squealing with excitement, SeaWorld visitors were reportedly delighted Wednesday by a live garbage-patch feeding. “The keepers threw a bunch of plastic bags into the middle of the habitat, and all of
U.S. — A film legend was memorialized today as the nation's men announced plans to honor Val Kilmer by quoting Tombstone all day long, just like they always do.
MADISON, WI — After securing a consequential electoral victory in Wisconsin, Democrats celebrated the grassroots uprising of the common man to defeat billionaire Elon Musk with a "Down With Billionaires" victory party at George Soros's house.
The post Washington Monument Collapses After Someone Pulls Loose Block appeared first on The Onion.
SPRINGFIELD, VA—In a decision meant to crack down on the allegedly dangerous substance and the “total fucking bitch” who uses it, the acting head of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, Derek Maltz, classified red wine as a Schedule I drug Wednesday in order to spite his ex-wife. “We ha
HAYDEN, ID — With the Left accusing more people of being Nazis than ever before, local Nazi Chuck Pohlhaus is struggling to stand out.
Donald Trump claimed he is not joking about the possibility of seeking a third presidential term despite it being barred by the Constitution, asserting that “there are methods” by which he can circumvent the prohibition. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brave move hailed by political analysts as an inspiring display of courage, New Jersey Senator Cory Booker embarked on a straddling anti-drug crusade by hosting a 24-hour live public service announcement on the dangers of crystal meth.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Administration staffers were caught off guard by a painfully awkward situation today as former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg returned to the White House from his maternity leave.
LONDON — Authorities reported the successful arrest of a 38-year-old man who was caught silently praying for the well-being of the person who was stabbing him. He is currently being held awaiting trial.
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ITHACA, NY—As nearly a dozen prospective students were forced into the back of a car with tinted windows, a Cornell University campus tour reportedly ended Tuesday inside an unmarked Immigration and Customs Enforcement vehicle. “Over there you can see our student center, which boasts its own bow
ARLINGTON, VA—Saying the defense secretary had recklessly veered out of his lane numerous times, a highway patrol officer reportedly asked Pete Hegseth on Tuesday to carry out drone strikes in a straight line. “Sir, I’m going to need you to step out of the vehicle and demonstrate to me that yo
LANSING, MI—Expressing dismay at the lack of more subdued options, bereaved nephew Douglas Kerns confirmed Tuesday that the only bag of chips big enough for his uncle’s funeral reception said “Party Size!” on it. “We’re going to need refreshments for at least 40 people, but it feels wron
LYNCHBURG, VA—In a move that betrayed no hint of his past behavior or experiences, a guy ordering a nonalcoholic beer Tuesday had reportedly either seen a ton of shit or no shit at all. “The second this dude bellied up to the bar and put down a tattered $10 for an Athletic Brewing Co. nonalcohol
Sports
Here's how UConn, UCLA, South Carolina and Texas can win the 2025 NCAA title, and what might derail them.
No. 1 seeds UCLA, South Carolina and Texas along with 2-seed UConn remain. Who will reach the title game?
No low seeds? No problem. We get to watch four of the most efficient teams of all time match up -- and that's a good thing.
Here's how each 1-seed reached San Antonio and their key to reaching the final, plus disagreement on one game.
From top sluggers like Ohtani and Judge to star pitchers like Skenes, we rank -- and make predictions for -- the best players in baseball right now.
Liverpool had to sweat it out to win the latest Merseyside derby, but it was enough to see Arne Slot's team move closer to the Premier League title.
Annual meetings wrapped up Tuesday, and more than 20 of our reporters on the ground had all the news.
Ten groups have submitted bids to the NFL to be investors in new women's and men's professional flag football leagues, sources told ESPN.
LIV Golf star Brooks Koepka says he thought the breakaway league would be "further along" four years into play, but new CEO Scott O'Neil says he likes the league's current "positioning."
Chris Beard, who had discussions with Texas A&M over its head coach vacancy, is staying at Ole Miss, sources told ESPN on Wednesday.
RJ Keene finished an alley-oop that extended the Boise State Broncos' 30-23 lead against Butler
Let's get into the trenches. Carmen Vitali projects what the first round of the 2025 NFL Draft would look like if every pick was a lineman.
Looking to get some golf bets down? Read here for a list of odds, favorites and long-shots bets to win the fifth event of the LIV Golf season.
Week 1 of the 2025 UFL season is behind us, and we've rounded up the best mic'd up moments from the opening weekend!
Check out the best moments between the Cleveland Guardians and the San Diego Padres.
Check out the best moments between the San Francisco Giants and the Houston Astros.
Pete Alonso hit a 3-run home run that tied up the game between the New York Mets and the Miami Marlines.
Check out the best moments between the Detroit Tigers and the Seattle Mariners.
Check out the best moments between the Chicago Cubs and the Athletics.
Coach Eric Mangini discusses the potential impact of Aaron Rodgers' workout with DK Metcalf.
Tech
President Donald Trump says taxing imports will strengthen domestic manufacturing. Hours before announcing new tariffs, his administration cut support for centers that help US firms do just that.
The Heard and McDonald Islands are among the dozens of targets of President Donald Trump's latest round of tariffs. But they have no exports, because no one lives there.
TikTok may be back online and in app stores, but its future in the United States is still far from certain. President Donald Trump’s executive order delaying enforcement of the ban was only a temporary reprieve for the company and the clock is once again running out on a potential ban.
While ByteD
Tim Stokely partnered with a crypto company to bid for TikTok as the social media company faces a deadline to either sell or be banned in the US. Amazon also placed a last-minute bid.
The Switch 2 is bigger, more powerful and more expensive than the original Switch, but the tech specs for the new console reveal at least one key way it's worse: The Switch 2's battery life is shorter.
Nintendo says that battery life on the Switch 2 varies depending on the game you play, but that it
With Nintendo's April 2 Direct showcase over and done, we now know more about the Switch 2 than ever before, including its release date (June 5) and price ($450!).
Thanks to Nintendo's January 16 teaser trailer, we've long known what the Switch 2 will look like, and that it will arrive in 2025 — o
At last, we have the critical info millions of gamers have awaited for years: the Nintendo Switch 2 release date, price and other details about the new system. The console will arrive on June 5 and it costs $450. Pre-orders will open on April 9, so you have a week to break open your piggy bank.
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After months of anticipation and years of speculation, Nintendo is finally spilling all the beans about the Switch 2. In a Nintendo Direct presentation, the company is filling in questions we've had about the console since it was first officially revealed in a short teaser this past January.
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In 2002, Microsoft launched Xbox Live with built-in voice chat as one of the main selling points of the then new service. Now, nearly 25 years later, Nintendo is finally giving its fans an easy way to talk to their friends online over a friendly match of Mario Kart World.
Considering some of the sol
Sonos has given two of its audio products price cuts. The Era 100 smart speaker and Ray soundbar now retail for $199. The change offers new customers a $50 savings for the Era 100 and $80 on the Ray. Both speakers would frequently show up on sale, but Sonos has confirmed that this is a permanent pri
It seems fitting that Nintendo didn’t reveal the Switch 2’s $450 price during its Direct stream this morning — it would have just bummed everyone out. After spending an hour hearing about how the Switch 2 practically fixes almost every problem we had with the original console, and seeing tease
The Nintendo Switch 2 had its big debut on Wednesday, and the new console looks to be a sizable, if mostly straightforward, upgrade over its mega-popular predecessor. Tucked between the new Donkey Kong and (pricier) Mario Kart games, mouse mode and overhauled party chat features, though, was another
Hear me out. I too rolled my eyes when A Minecraft Movie was announced. We're all tired of seeing Jack Black in video game movies — he was fine in Super Mario Bros., but good god Borderlands was a disaster. And the Minecraft film's trailers did it no favors, another soulless movie produced on a vi
A lawyer for Xiaofeng Wang and his wife says they are “safe” after FBI searches of their homes and Wang’s sudden dismissal from Indiana University, where he taught for over 20 years.
A new platform from data training company Scale AI will let artificial intelligence developers find their models’ weak spots.
We went hands-on with Sony’s latest home theater gear, including its fiery new OLED TV.
Nintendo's next-generation handheld is set to launch June 5 alongside a slew of new games and accessories—including one very cool rebooted GameCube controller.
“Coffee” made with functional mushrooms like lion's mane and chaga is all the rage—we tried the most popular brands to find which were the most palatable.
The elective medical industry is cashing in on plastic pollution fears, but the evidence of harm from microplastics is still deeply uncertain.
Jack Thorne, who cowrote the hit Netflix show about a 13-year-old accused of murder, told WIRED he understands how easily kids can get lured into incel ideology.
Entertainment
Christina Fulton is another one of Val Kilmer’s heartbroken former costars ... speaking to us about her favorite memories with him. TMZ caught up with Christina outside the courthouse in Downtown L.A. Tuesday during her legal battle with her son…
A 17-year-old has been charged with one count of murder ... after he allegedly stabbed another 17-year-old during an altercation at a high school track meet in Texas on Wednesday. Frisco Police said the incident took place at around 10 AM at the…
Val Kilmer had been dogged by rumors that he was a Hollywood diva and a pain to work with ... but one costar and friend tells TMZ that's a total crock. Danny Trejo, who was among the star-studded cast of "Heat" with Val, tells TMZ ... Val got a bad…
Val Kilmer's ex-wife Joanne Whalley and daughter Mercedes Kilmer were spotted for the first time since his death, sharing a heartfelt hug in an emotional moment. Check out the pics TMZ got ... Joanne looked utterly heartbroken as she consoled her…
Jean-Claude Van Damme is reportedly facing charges of having sex with trafficked women in Romania ... allegedly accepting sex with several women as a "gift." According to CNN affiliate, Antena 3, the Romanian Directorate for Investigating Organized…
Christina Fulton says her son's headed for a diversion program instead of jail ... but, he still hasn't apologized for allegedly assaulting her. We caught up with the actress in Downtown Los Angeles Wednesday while she was leaving a courthouse…
Teddi Mellencamp just got hit with a brutal setback in her health battle -- docs found more tumors, just days after she gave an empowering interview where she cautiously thought she had beaten cancer. The reality star shared the heartbreaking news…
Larsa Pippen has a new baller in her life -- TMZ Sports has learned Scottie Pippen and Marcus Jordan's ex is dating 31-year-old former pro basketball player Jeff Coby. We're told the couple has been exclusive since the start of 2025 ... and while…
Audrey Hale -- the Nashville school shooter who killed three children and three adults in 2023 -- committed the crime for fame and notoriety ... this according to police. The Metropolitan Nashville Police Department released its final report on the…
Ta'Rhonda Jones is breaking down the rules of modern romance, just in time for season 2 of her dating show, "The Never Ever Mets," where couples who’ve chatted online finally meet IRL. We caught up with Ta'Rhonda outside L.A. hotspot The Great…
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