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Cubs center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong apologized after a heated, vulgar exchange with a fan was caught on camera during the team's loss to the White Sox.
The Atlantic claimed that President Donald Trump has not yet received the same age-related scrutiny as former President Joe Biden did while in office.
A tourist from New Zealand allegedly jumped into Rome's iconic Trevi Fountain, then began swimming — drawing widespread backlash and a reported fine of almost $600.
Trans athlete AB Hernandez dominated CIF Southern Section girls' track finals, reigniting debate over California's transgender sports policies.
Football legend Bill Belichick addresses Hall of Fame snub and whether it was a 'political' decision
Bill Belichick addresses his Pro Football Hall of Fame snub on Sean Hannity's podcast, saying the decision was out of his control and up to voters.
Amy Schumer casually revealed she had a botched colonoscopy while telling fans she feels happier than ever at a live podcast event in New York City.
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker slammed Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson for having no plan to keep the Bears in the city amid ongoing stadium location negotiations.
Kuwaiti champion Jassim Alhatem refused to shake Israeli medalist Yoav Manor's hand at the Abu Dhabi Grand Slam Jiu-Jitsu World Tour medal ceremony.
Millie Bobby Brown's Instagram beach photos feature a necklace fans believe could reveal her daughter's name, sparking widespread online speculation.
Trump-backed Ed Gallrein gets boost from Defense Secretary Hegseth on the eve of Kentucky's GOP primary challenge against Rep. Thomas Massie.
Satire
HENDERSON, NV—In an effort to rise to his feet from the seated position, local dad Robert Palacios was reportedly rocking back and forth Monday to gain enough momentum to sit up from his chair. According to several reports, the 73-year-old used the mass of his large belly like a pendulum’s count
BOISE, ID — With spring in full swing, one local woman expressed excitement at the chance to finally get back outside and be horrible at gardening again.
AI uses a lot of power, and it needs massive data centers to support it. That's why, despite data centers having existed for decades, people are suddenly running for the hills. But do they have a reason to be afraid? You be the judge.
BOSTON, MA — To keep games from getting out of hand, Major League Baseball announced that it would be implementing a 10-run "mercy rule" for the Boston Red Sox.
MOUNT CARMEL — The demon known as "Baal" returned from a bathroom break only to find all of 450 of his prophets dead.
U.S. — New polling data in an ongoing political race showed a dead heat between the "Make Everything Worse" candidate and the "Fix Everything" candidate.
WASHINGTON—Declaring the financial allocation a matter of utmost urgency, President Donald Trump on Monday requested $1.2 trillion to have. “I’m calling upon Congress today to immediately provide me with $1.2 trillion in funding that I currently do not possess but which I will possess once it
BANGOR, ME — Local dad David Kemp gathered his family together today to break the news to them that he's getting really into the American Civil War.
HEATH, TX—Admitting that he had no memory of agreeing to the endorsement deal, NBA Hall of Famer Shaquille O’Neal told reporters Tuesday that even he was surprised to learn he was the new spokesman for DivaCup. “Really don’t remember signing up for this one—I remember Icy Hot, the General,
The post JD Vance Disavows Trump’s Handling Of Iran War As Brilliant Strategy By An Impeccable Genius appeared first on The Onion.
ALTOONA, PA — Local man Ted Woods got tired of all the time spent getting angry online. "There's always something new to get angry at each day," Woods said. "And you never know what time the facts will come out confirming the need to get angry — it could be while I'm busy and don't have time to
KEYSTONE, SD — In a historic victory for American infrastructure, the Department of the Interior announced the successful installation of a 50,000-square-foot data center within Mt. Rushmore that can be accessed through Teddy Roosevelt's mustache.
NEW YORK—Urging Americans to think long-term when considering any financial decisions, experts from Wells Fargo recommended Monday that taxpayers earmark a portion of their return from the IRS for funding their dream sandwich. “Rather than spend that money right away, what would happen if you se
EDMOND, OK—Saying she was now forced to totally reassess a person she had once held in the highest esteem, local woman Sara Vogler confirmed Monday that her respect for longtime friend Darci Strouse had plummeted after reading a book Strouse enthusiastically recommended. “She said she’s rea
Tensions between mainland China and Taiwan remain volatile, with significant geopolitical implications in the region and abroad. The Onion looks back at China’s history with the contested island. 8,000 B.C. Taiwan decides it needs a little space and disconnects from the Chinese mainland. 1662 Vi
Emails revealed that FBI Director Kash Patel went on a “VIP snorkel” excursion around the sunken Pearl Harbor battleship USS Arizona during an official trip to Hawaii last year, with the agency emphasizing that the outing was not meant as a vacation. What do you think?
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LONDON — London Mayor Sadiq Khan was deeply confused by protests over the weekend where no one was shouting "Death To Jews."
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The U.S. Senate unanimously approved a resolution to withhold their own paychecks in the event of a government shutdown, although they would still receive backpay after the future shutdowns end. What do you think?
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Sports
Quarterback Aaron Rodgers took the practice field with his Steelers teammates at OTAs on Monday after signing his one-year contract.
Manchester City are resigned to losing Pep Guardiola as their manager at the end of the season, sources have told ESPN.
The Nationals identified at least one person who will be banned from the ballpark after a banner promoting a white nationalist website was unfurled in the crowd during Sunday's game.
Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorsby has filed for an injunction against the NCAA on Monday, seeking his college eligibility for the 2026 football season.
Garrick Higgo split with his caddie, per Golfweek, a move that came after the South African was penalized two shots for being late to his opening-round tee time at the PGA Championship last week.
Cubs center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong apologized Monday for his "choice of words" in a heated exchange with a fan during the team's loss to the White Sox on Sunday.
We offer an early postseason verdict on MLB's most surprising teams almost two months into the 2026 season.
The Yankees are deciding whether to skip Gerrit Cole's final rehab start and instead have him make his season debut at Yankees Stadium.
Spurs guard De'Aaron Fox was ruled out for Game 1 of the West finals against the Thunder on Monday night because of a right ankle sprain.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Alexander Rossi was taken to the hospital for evaluation following a brutal crash during Indy 500 practice.
Aaron Rai's PGA Championship win gave a few bettors big paydays, while the NBA ladder legend struck again. Patrick Everson has the latest.
The 2026 NFL schedule is officially out. Check out the opening win totals and Over/Under odds for all 32 teams.
FOX Sports analyst Geoff Schwartz joined The Herd with Colin Cowherd to discuss Aaron Rodgers’ reunion with Mike McCarthy.
Neymar gets one last shot at the World Cup. Did Brazil manager Carlo Ancelotti make the right call?
FOX Sports' RJ Young provides his updated UFL Power Rankings heading into Week 9 of the season.
Barcelona have officially secured the long-term future of Hansi Flick, with the German tactician putting pen to paper on a contract extension that keeps him at the club until June 2028.
Jordan Ta'amu's season-ending injury and Jack Plummer's MVP run headline takeaways from Week 8 of the UFL season.
Endrick sensation's short but sweet adventure in Ligue 1 has reached its conclusion as Olympique Lyonnais officially bid farewell to the teenager.
Tech
Catch the F1 Canadian Grand Prix live on a service that isn't Apple.
The complaint says park visitors don't get sufficient notice they're being scanned.
Free X accounts have been hit with major restrictions.
We tested some of the most popular automatic dry- and wet-food pet feeders to see which ones are worth the money.
Sony is blaming PS Plus price increases on "ongoing market conditions."
The three week trial ended with less than two hours of deliberation.
The nine-member panel took only two hours to return a verdict in favor of OpenAI on Monday, which the judge quickly adopted as her own final decision.
Google's keynote on Tuesday will include a boatload of AI news and perhaps some Android XR updates.
The case against Sony is similar to ones filed against Nintendo and Amazon.
xAI promised workers the money in exchange for tax information to train Grok.
Volvo's upcoming mainstream EV SUV is available to order now.
The old icons that debuted five years ago had very little to visually differentiate them.
Leica’s first home entertainment projector is pricey, but like the company’s cameras, the image quality is worth the splurge.
So why didn’t Swatch do anything to avoid it?
Google I/O is back with updates to Search, Android, Gemini, and a fresh peek at upcoming Android XR smart glasses. Here's how to watch the announcements live and what to expect.
Before vaccines, some parents intentionally exposed their children to the virus. In the internet age, that thinking is resurfacing.
CAR-T cell therapy is already a potent treatment for certain cancers. Now, a small study is showing early promise for managing HIV.
Apparently anyone can vibe code anything these days. So Claude and I tried to make a database for tracking the petty grievances of the masses.
David Norman, a former Phoenix police officer who’s described himself as “a fucking savage,” now runs a company that provided training to Homeland Security’s Special Response Teams.
The work of Peter Aaby and Christine Stabell Benn has long been controversial. Until Robert F. Kennedy Jr. became US health policy chief, most vaccine scientists tended to ignore it. Now they can’t.
Entertainment
Ted Cruz is weighing in on the Los Angeles mayoral race ... telling TMZ DC things are so bad in Los Angeles under Mayor Karen Bass even a potential endorsement from President Trump might not hurt Spencer Pratt's chances of being elected in a very…
Holly Madison has a new man in her life ... 'cause TMZ has learned she's dating prominent Las Vegas attorney Steve Dimopoulos. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... Holly and Steve started seeing each other in March after meeting at…
TikTok star "Patriotic Kenny" has died after battling stage 4 lung cancer. The heartbreaking news was shared Monday on Kenny Jary's TikTok account with a message reading, "The tears may never stop flowing. It is with the most indescribable sadness…
Lindsey Graham is no Jack Osbourne when it comes to the intersection of celebrity and politics, telling TMZ DC ... celebs should absolutely use their platforms to get involved, even if they're gonna be "obnoxious" about it. Charlie got the Senator…
Rapper Saweetie is being dragged to court by a concert promoter, accusing her of fraud … TMZ has learned.The company Moon Dream Production filed suit against Saweetie and Icy Grl Touring for fraud and breach of contract. According to court docs,…
Camille Grammer says Dorit Kemsley turned "into a monster" after joining "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" and now appears to be "unraveling" amid her split from PK Kemsley. "I think Dorit has changed a lot since the first season," Grammer…
College students got hit with the ultimate irony at their graduation ... 'cause after being warned not to use A.I. in their schoolwork, their own college used it for commencement -- and the whole thing completely face-planted! Video from Glendale…
The "Love on the Spectrum" cast trolls Kevin Hart ... after they caught a stray during his Netflix roast last week. After Kevin took a swipe at the Netflix hit show during a recent comedy bit, the cast decided they weren’t about to sit quietly…
Latto's been documenting her "Big Mama" journey both in the studio and IRL ... and it seems her man 21 Savage has been by her side the whole time. On Monday, the rapper shared a sweet montage of her entire pregnancy journey, including a clip from…
The only thing we're flippin' out over today is Teresa Giudice's sexy shots ... We'll let her handle the table-flipping 😜! Real talk, today marks the reality TV icon's 54th birthday -- who's ready for some cake?! A white-hot bikini goes a long…
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