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Sally Field delivered an emotional tribute to Dolly Parton at the 2026 Emmy Awards, calling her "Steel Magnolias" co-star an angel on earth.
Kenneth Walker's 173-yard clinic stole the show as the Kansas City Chiefs flattened the Denver Broncos 31-10 in the AFC West's Monday Night opener.
Michael J. Fox received a standing ovation at the 2026 Emmys alongside wife Tracy Pollan, revealing his foundation is "close" to a Parkinson's cure.
Jayden Williams, 23, was removed by the Stockbridge City Council after allegations involving public funds and communications with an 18-year-old student.
The MV Matui sank in the South Pacific between Ambae and Santo islands with 47 people aboard as officials cite ignored marine warnings and possible overloading.
Patrick Mahomes scored on a zig-zagging 15-yard touchdown run on the Kansas City Chiefs' first offensive drive of the 2026 NFL season opener.
Teach Coalition CEO Sydney Altfield says teachers unions are spreading misconceptions about Gov. Kathy Hochul's tax credit scholarship plan for New York.
Drew Brees nearly came out of retirement to start for the Denver Broncos in last season's AFC Championship Game after Bo Nix broke his ankle.
Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland leaders signed a historic joint declaration in Cardiff, warning that Westminster's time is coming to an end.
Dante Moore's pre-snap stance may have tipped run or pass against Oklahoma State, raising alarming questions about Oregon Ducks football future.
Satire
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LOS ANGELES—Taking a deep breath as she peeked her head out from the wings of the Peacock Theater, Primetime Emmy Awards host Mariska Hargitay reportedly calmed her nerves before the show Monday evening by picturing the entire audience brutally murdered. “Okay, Mariska, you got this, just imagin
KANSAS CITY, MO — After being notified that he was on a list of members needing to submit updated checks for criminal records to remain eligible to work in different areas of the church, one man pulled off a genius plan of committing a crime so he would fail his background check and get out of ser
WESTCHESTER COUNTY, NY — As authorities continued to gather information about the rogue band of superpowered individuals known as the X-Men, a new report surfaced that the mutant Wolverine developed his regenerative healing factor to survive the Canadian healthcare system.
ATLANTA, GA — A local Baptist church attracted attention this weekend for throwing a potluck that was awarded a prestigious Michelin star.
U.S. — Climate activists sounded the alarm this week, warning that global warming was to blame for zero hurricanes forming in the Atlantic Ocean this year.
GENEVA — A diplomatic council convened over the weekend to vote on a supplement to the Geneva Conventions officially declaring serving on a jury with shrill liberal women a form of torture.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced a new plan today to combat inflation by sending every American one million dollars.
President Trump promised a $5,000 “Trump Dividend” to every American adult should Republicans maintain control of both the House and the Senate after the midterm elections, which would likely cost over $1 trillion in total. What do you think?
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA — AI startup Anthropic held a press conference on Monday to proudly announce that its models would bring about the total extinction of the human race significantly faster than competitor OpenAI.
NEW YORK—Citing the fact that “cars are fast and everyone likes them” as justification for the new rule, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced Monday that one player on each team would now be permitted to drive a car during games. “Wouldn’t it be fun? We think it will be fun. A car can
INDIANAPOLIS—Profusely apologizing for the unexpected and last-minute cancellation, singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers announced Monday that she was postponing her show at Gainbridge Fieldhouse after experiencing a twinge of happiness. “I hate to do this, but fans wouldn’t be able to experience
MLB star Pete Crow-Armstrong could become the first player in Cubs history to achieve a 40-40 campaign, hitting 40 home runs and stealing 40 bases in one regular season. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the breakout center fielder. EBP (Eyebrow Percentage): .297 Signature Scent:
That’s right, we’re still calling it that. Not Southern. Not Antebellum. Plantation-style. Of course, you don’t have to say that if you buy it. Just go ahead and kowtow to the woke mob instead. Coward. Reference #374809
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THE HEAVENS—Shaking His head in disbelief as the color drained from His face, God, Our Heavenly Father, was reportedly horrified Monday to learn that humans had been consuming the sacred, omniscient potatoes He sent to earth. “Potatoes? As in the one part of My divine creation I painstakingly m
BALTIMORE—In a major breakthrough that sheds new light on the still largely unexplored region, leading fertility experts at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine announced Friday that they had discovered rare deep-ball sperm at the bottom of the testes. Images shared by the researchers r
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that late entries would not be tolerated, producers for the 78th Primetime Emmy Awards issued a statement Sunday warning aging stars that the deadline to be included in this year’s “In Memoriam” segment was midnight. “Our ‘In Memoriam’ slideshow is almost comple
Sports
Making his Chiefs debut, Kenneth Walker III powered Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs past the Broncos.
Broncos assistant coaches had discussions with Drew Brees about the former star QB coming out of retirement to play for Denver in last season's AFC Championship Game, sources told ESPN.
Ducks coach Dan Lanning said Monday that the loss to the unranked Cowboys was "by far the worst performance that we've had since I've been here."
The trade sending Kawhi Leonard from LA to Toronto is now official after a monthslong delay due to the investigation into the Clippers.
White Sox center fielder Tristan Peters' 18-pitch walk proved the turning point in a 7-3 win over the Guardians on Monday that put Chicago in the driver's seat for the AL Central title.
Aaron Judge hit his first home run since May 24 as the Yankees clinched their record 61st postseason berth and ninth in 10 years Monday night.
The Eagles are placing left guard Landon Dickerson on injured reserve because of a knee injury, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter, meaning he will miss at least the next four games.
After a dramatic 24-23 comeback victory over then-No. 1 Ohio State, Texas coach Steve Sarkisian said the Buckeyes should be rewarded for playing a marquee matchup in a nonconference game.
The pop star and actor sat side by side while supporting Swift's husband and Kansas City Chiefs tight end, Travis Kelce.
Robert Kraft said he had Macklemore removed as an opening act for Ed Sheeran's shows at Gillette Stadium due in part to a "history of antisemitic rhetoric and imagery that we believe has been deeply offensive and hurtful to the Jewish community."
The Chiefs are climbing after a dominant Week 1 win, but the Rams remain atop the Super Bowl oddsboard. See the latest odds.
Just 12 teams will make the 2026 MLB postseason; the other 18 are being eliminated, one at a time.
Ralph Vacchiano updates the NFL hierarchy after each week of the 2026 season.
From record-setting scoring across the league to historic performances from the NFL’s biggest stars, check out the defining stats from Week 1.
The Los Angeles Dodgers marked their record-tying 14th consecutive trip to MLB’s postseason.
The Mets have failed to replace what they lost in Pete Alonso.
Week 1 set a scoring record, making it even tougher to pick the best of the best this week. Here are our Week 1 All-Stars.
Aaron Judge hit a three-run home run that capped a six-run eighth inning, and the New York Yankees clinched a postseason spot.
A weekly look at MLB's standings and how they are informing the postseason picture.
The opening week of the NFL season delivered stunning upsets and crushing heartbreaks. We drill down to pick the best and worst of Week 1.
Tech
The Meta Display glasses have an Audio Only feature that can detect when you're driving and turn off the display.
The ruling bars the United States Postal Service from implementing restrictions that experts and election officials say would upend voting in November.
If you have the right Apple Pencil and iPhone, you can use them together. But it won't be cheap, and there are some limitations to know.
A refurbished S24 can still be a good deal, but its price needs to be low enough to justify buying a two-year-old phone instead of a newer model.
If only there were some kind of agency for environmental protection to stop this.
Apple Music has two Lossless options for maximum audio quality, but they consume significantly more data.
The Windows Media Creation tool is easy to use and lets you keep a USB drive handy so you can install Windows 11 anytime you need.
In the past, choosing between a wired and a wireless gaming mouse may have meant accepting a number of tradeoffs. These days, there's very little between them.
The latest Doom installment just got a good bit cheaper.
If you're switching from a Mac or new to Windows, knowing how to 'force quit' an app can be confusing. Luckily, there are a number of ways to get the job done.
The latest iPhone update is chock-full of smart upgrades, with a big focus on improvements to Siri.
If your Google Drive has become a mess of files, folders and photos, Gemini can lend a hand by suggesting new ways to properly put them back in order.
In the biggest-ever legal action against harmful deepfake websites, the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office has seized 12 sites that collectively targeted around 1,200 victims.
Protect your home against dust, pets, allergens, and more with the best air purifiers, tested firsthand.
Sam Altman and Elon Musk backed Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei’s weekend plea for regulation. The White House seems unlikely to oblige.
I tested soundbars of all shapes and sizes—these are the best for clear dialogue, booming bass, and realistic surround sound.
An analysis of 160 deepfake websites reveals politicians in 22 countries appear on them. Nearly all of them are women.
Roborock's more affordable vacuum did well on corners and navigating my home, but thresholds and small objects remain a challenge. Still, it's a good vacuum for the price, especially when it's on sale.
I’ve tested dozens of wireless earbuds. These are the best for when you want to tune out the world, wherever you are.
Maddie Kowalski is one of countless young women who’ve had their lives destroyed by the burnerverse, a loosely connected online community of sports fans. Now she’s fighting back.
Entertainment
The 78th Primetime Emmy Awards may have included Meg Stalter painted gold on the red carpet, a cameo from Taylor Swift, and moving tributes to the legends we lost this past year, but the winners were front and center at tonight's awards! Sally…
The 2026 Emmys honored a long list of television legends during their In Memoriam ... but several familiar names were noticeably missing, including Chuck Norris, Daveigh Chase, Nicholas Brendon and more. Chuck, who passed away in March, had a…
The 2026 Emmy Awards honored Hayden Panettiere during the In Memoriam segment of their broadcast Monday. Her photo flashed across the screen during the montage, which was underscored by Noah Kahan's rendition of Simon & Garfunkel's "Bridge Over…
Jamie Lee Curtis became overwhelmed with emotion while remembering Rob Reiner during the Emmys In Memoriam. Curtis took the stage, breaking down during her tribute to her late friend and giving her speech through tears. Check out the video ...…
Late legend Catherine O'Hara was honored during the Emmys' In Memoriam segment Monday. The acclaimed actress' on-screen children, Macaulay Culkin, Annie Murphy and Dan Levy delivered a touching tributes to Catherine. Culkin recalled how he called…
Michael J. Fox brought the Emmys audience to their feet while accepting the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award. The wheelchair-bound actor took the stage to accept the honor for his contributions to Parkinson’s disease research and his longtime…
Dolly Parton left a lasting impact on the world, which was honored during the 2026 Emmys on Monday. Her "Steel Magnolias" costar, Sally Field, remembered Dolly during the broadcast with a heartfelt speech. Then, Reba McEntire took the stage to sing…
Taylor Swift wasn't physically at the Emmys Monday ... but that didn't stop her from making an appearance. The pop star made a quick cameo in an 'SVU' sketch alongside Emmys host Mariska Hargitay and Ice-T. The bit was full of meta jokes as the…
Hayden Panettiere’s boyfriend Brian Hickerson was being heckled for the late actress’ death moments before his bar altercation that led to his brother Zach’s arrest, TMZ has learned. Sources close to the brothers tell TMZ … Brian, who has…
Taylor Swift is back at Arrowhead Stadium ... and once again, all eyes are on the stands as she cheers on her husband, Travis Kelce. Swift was spotted at Monday night's Kansas City Chiefs game against the Denver Broncos, marking her return to…
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