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MS NOW's Ken Dilanian panned the "basically bogus" FBI stats from the Trump administration after previously touting Biden-era crime data showing a drop in violent crime.
NASCAR called Kyle Busch a future Hall of Famer and rare talent after the two-time Cup champion died Thursday at 41 following a severe illness.
A baggage system failure at Heathrow Airport left about 20,000 bags stranded, marking the fifth such incident at the airport since January. British Airways apologized to travelers.
President Trump lambasted Stephen Colbert on Truth Social after the liberal comedian's final Late Show episode on CBS following an 11-year run as host.
Ken Jennings shares his best advice for aspiring "Jeopardy!" contestants, saying watching the show helps players learn the rhythm and types of material.
A suspect accused of healthcare fraud in Minnesota who fled from an FBI raid was arrested hours later, FBI Director Kash Patel noted in a post on X.
A new trailer for the D-Day film "Pressure" starring Brendan Fraser and Damian Lewis showcases the tense decision-making before the historic invasion.
Black Rifle Coffee co-founder Mat Best releases new music video paying tribute to fallen soldiers as Memorial Day weekend approaches.
Scarlett Johansson admits work-life balance does not exist, saying she has learned to be kinder to herself about not doing everything perfectly.
A woman shares her story of being put on testosterone at 14 and receiving a double mastectomy, detailing the irreversible damage to her body and her life.
Satire
LOUISVILLE, KY — Representative Thomas Massie has accused the Jewish population of rural Kentucky of being the cause of his primary defeat.
LAS VEGAS—His body trembling as he gripped the support bar for dear life, rock climber Alex Honnold reportedly had a panic attack this week at the top of a step ladder. “Sometimes, when you get all the way up there and you’re a foot—nearly a foot and a half—off the ground, you start to los
ST. LOUIS—In an effort to meet the urgent needs of a country in the throes of a dire humanitarian crisis, sporting goods manufacturer Rawlings announced Wednesday that it had donated 50,000 baseball gloves to the Ukrainian war effort. “We knew we had to step up and do something for those whose l
MEDFORD, MA—Charting a steep downturn in the number of young adults living independently, a study published Wednesday by Tufts University researchers found that Gen Z adults were moving back home for better access to Triscuits. “Our data shows that Americans in their 20s are increasingly going b
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Well, well, well, it looks like that slick, glad-handing schmooze machine Bobby Hanlon, 45, couldn’t charm his way out of this one (leukemia).
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LOST HILLS, CA — New reports show the four old guys hanging out at Denny's at 6 a.m. are having a better day than you or anyone else could possibly dream of.
OVERLAND PARK, KS — The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study indicating that 90% of data centers are just storage for your wife's pictures of the kids.
QUINCY, MA — Weary from a major smallpox outbreak in her area, the wife of John Adams claimed she was starting to believe this whole thing about a "Continental Congress" was made up by her husband as an excuse to go hang out with the boys.
BROWNSVILLE, NY — According to sources, local man Porter Caldwell was completely cured of his clinical depression, anxiety, and stress-related disorders after his doctor issued him a prescription for a 7,541-piece Millennium Falcon LEGO set.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation facing its highest gas prices in years, the Trump administration assured Americans that it is but a small price to pay for accomplishing nothing in Iran.
CANNES, FRANCE—Glancing over their shoulders to make sure no one was watching them leave, the Cannes Film Festival jury reportedly sneaked off Tuesday to watch Mortal Kombat II. “Come on, no one’s looking, just go,” said actor Stellan Skarsgård, who ushered the rest of the jury members thro
FORT WAYNE, IN—In a potent reminder of the inescapably transitory nature of all that is or ever will be, reports confirmed Tuesday that the sweaty ass print left on a rowing machine at a local Crunch Fitness location was already fading away, much like all of our earthly works and aspirations. Acco
PASADENA, CA—Releasing the latest images transmitted by the robotic vehicle, scientists from NASA announced Tuesday that the Curiosity rover had found beauty in the mundane on Mars. “After more than a dozen years on the Red Planet, our rover has officially uncovered a peaceful quietude among the
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Sports
Who's getting paid this summer -- and how much? Bobby Marks examines the free agency future of 20 players, starting with the NBA's leading career scorer.
Breaking down the themes that will shape the 2026 deadline and the teams that could be a part of it.
Steelers signing Jamel Dean? Solid move. Colts guaranteeing big money to Daniel Jones? Not so much.
The Bears, Packers, Lions and Vikings finished with winning records in 2025. Here's how their offseasons have impacted the NFC North.
Giants defensive lineman Roy Robertson-Harris tore his Achilles at Thursday's OTA workout and is expected to miss the 2026 season, a source told ESPN.
Will Michael Carrick's success continue after being hired on a permanent basis?
It's been suspected for months, but Pep Guardiola has confirmed he is leaving Manchester City after nearly a decade of excellence. The league, and City, will never be the same again.
Álvaro Arbeloa has confirmed that Saturday will be his last game in charge of Real Madrid when it hosts Athletic Bilbao.
What's it like to watch your team teeter on the brink of relegation? Fans share their tales of agony and elation.
All Arsenal had to do to win the Premier League was become the best defensive team we've ever seen. Here's how they did it.
Which key players might not be participating in this summer's tournament? Here's the latest info.
How to watch the 2026 Wienie 500, including TV channel, streaming info, start time and event details from Indianapolis Motor Speedway.
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A consistent theme has emerged on the eve of Mauricio Pochettino selecting the USA's roster for next month’s World Cup: Nobody really knows.
Kevin Harvick remembers his former rival, Kyle Busch, after his sudden passing on Thursday.
The lower bowl of the Athletics’ $2 billion domed stadium on the Las Vegas Strip is taking shape, and officials said the project remains on schedule to open before the 2028 season
Tech
The Mandalorian and Grogu can't quite leave its TV origins behind.
We put the Oppo Find X9 Ultra up against the Vivo X300 Ultra to see which telephoto smartphone reigns supreme.
Which new TV should you buy? The Engadget Podcast dives into RGB LCDs, OLED and all the new TV tech
Watch SpaceX launch Starship V3 for the first time.
Made for those who hate having a TV in the home, Samsung’s Movingstyle monitor-on-wheels brings the entertainment when you need it and hides away in a closet when you don’t.
The Wall Street Journal claims Iran continued to use Binance to funnel money despite tough sanctions.
Looking for all our top recommended vacuums? Here are our favorites in every style we’ve tested, from stick vacs to robot vacuums.
Google I/O 2026 kicked off this week and to no one's surprise, it was almost completely about AI.
Swap out your creaky old box fan for a new model that lights up, mists, or even follows you around the room.
The multifarious methods we use to gather experimental data ultimately boil down to counting or comparing.
Malaysia is requiring social networks to implement age verification methods starting on June 1.
Without the context of Valve’s Steam Machine (which is still MIA), this controller can’t fully dazzle players yet.
Small, iterative improvements bring serious performance gains to Razer’s Viper V4 Pro.
Tune into live broadcasts from your Windows desktop with Trdo, a free and open-source application.
Hyperscalers are pushing the Gulf to rethink internet infrastructure as AI raises the stakes of cable disruptions.
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The company is making it easier for manufacturers to make more Gemini-powered smart devices.
Google's new AI features capitalize on the popularity of voice dictation, and a desire to leave the thinking to AI.
Airbnb is adding thousands of boutique hotels, new services and experiences to its app.
Entertainment
Viral YouTube star Danny Go is grieving the heartbreaking loss of his young son after a long health battle. On Friday, Danny Go, real name Daniel Coleman, announced on Instagram that his son died, writing, “Isaac Daniel Coleman 10/3/11 –…
Well, here's something you don't see every day -- the U.S. Air Force shooting a UFO out of the sky ... at least that's how experts are interpreting this explosive new video the Dept. of War just dropped. Based on the video's title and description,…
Ben Stiller was directing his ass off from his courtside seats on Thursday ... documenting the Knicks' win over the Cavs on his cell phone -- and the fans can't get enough of the results. The actor, director and producer had his feet on the wood…
There was one final episode of 'The Late Show' Thursday night ... but it was more like one final excuse to keep the party going late into the night, thanks to the massive after-party following the show’s last-ever episode! Check out the gallery…
Former Prince Andrew's legal problems aren't taking a vacation ... police in England are investigating reports that a woman ended up at his former Windsor address for sexual purposes in 2010. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested in February by…
NASCAR legend Kyle Busch tragically died at the age of 41 Thursday ... and we are starting to learn more about what happened prior to his shocking passing. Before being hospitalized ... Busch was testing in a racing simulator in Concord…
Rep. Ro Khanna is high on Hollywood ... and has 3 celebs he'd like to see take an oath of office. We got the Congressman from California Thursday leaving Capitol Hill, and Jacob figured, what the heck ... ask him about celebs whose names should…
President Trump is wishing Stephen Colbert good riddance after his final late-night show -- calling him a no-talent "dead person." 47 posted a vicious takedown of Colbert on Truth Social Thursday night, kicking things off by happily declaring 'The…
Nicki Minaj made a surprise cameo appearance Thursday at Elon Musk's Starbase site in Texas, where SpaceX tried to launch its new megarocket into outer space -- but it all fell apart due to technical issues. Still, Nicki had a blast attending her…
Stephen Colbert's final farewell to "The Late Show With Stephen Colbert" was memorable mostly for its star power! Colbert brought out a bunch of A-list celebs Thursday night to help him say goodbye to his show and his fans after over 10 years and…
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