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Multiple arrests were made when anti-ICE protesters clashed with police near a NYC government building, throwing debris and blocking streets in Lower Manhattan.
Ariana Grande responded to criticism of her appearance by sharing an interview clip about dealing with public scrutiny since her teenage years in the entertainment industry.
Jeremiah Smith’s 35-yard touchdown against Michigan helped power Ohio State’s 27-9 win, though replays sparked debate about whether he had full control.
"Saturday in America" host Kayleigh McEnany discussed a September report from Axios alleging that top Biden aides raised concerns over the president's use of autopen.
Trump showed off his golf skills, sinking an impressive chip shot during his latest round that featured LIV Golf star Brooks Koepka, NHL legend Wayne Gretzky and Fox News' Bret Baier.
A Colorado crash involving a stolen car killed a father and three children on Highway 83. A suspect with a criminal history died in the head-on collision but has not been identified.
The Baltimore Orioles signed reliever Ryan Helsley to a two-year, $28 million contract in an effort to bolster the back end of their bullpen.
Jason Kelce went viral after he went shirtless for a belly-bucking competition before the Eagles-Bears game on Black Friday. Philadelphia fell to Chicago in the game.
Kim Kardashian reveals shocking brain scan results showing holes in her brain on "The Kardashians" after getting tested for potential aneurysm concerns.
A driver survived after having her vehicle pushed a quarter-mile by a freight train locomotive after stopping on the tracks in South Brunswick, New Jersey.
Satire
OXFORD — One of the most well-known stories from the biblical gospels took on a whole new meaning this week, as a team of scholars revealed that they now believe the young rich man went away sad when Jesus told him to sell all his possessions because he had the Nintendo Power Glove.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — New reports indicated that local homeless man John Brill politely yet firmly refused a passerby's offer of free leftover marshmallow jello salad earlier today, despite having not eaten in several days.
PORTLAND, OR — A turkey that had previously been pardoned by former President Joe Biden four times was reportedly arrested in connection with a violent turkey murder.
WICHITA, KS—Admitting that the tempting dried fruit would ruin her figure, local grandmother Linda Donovan told reporters Friday that she can’t trust herself to keep raisins in the house. “I used to keep a canister up in a high cabinet that I couldn’t reach without hurting myself, but I’ve
PASADENA, CA—Dispelling numerous widespread beliefs about the role the celestial body plays in life on Earth, astronomers at the California Institute of Technology published a paper in the Proceedings Of The National Academy Of Sciences Friday that found the moon serves no purpose but to alert rac
After someone heard her knocking, a Thai woman was discovered alive inside her coffin, just narrowly avoiding cremation. What do you think?
The post Thai Woman Found Alive In Coffin Moments Before Cremation appeared first on The Onion.
KNOXVILLE, TN—In a development her family began referring to as a “stroke of luck,” local 81-year-old Gloria Martin reportedly died Thursday before her granddaughter arrived to Thanksgiving dinner with her girlfriend. “Oh, thank God—problem solved, everybody,” said Frank Martin, grandso
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Across the nation, Americans are gathering with loved ones to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday. What are you thankful for?
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INDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to get hands-on experience stigmatizing patients’ bodies in a safe environment, Indiana University medical student Dylan Loera confirmed Wednesday that she was practicing fat shaming on a cadaver. “At first it felt strange, but the opportunity to practice saying, ‘H
WASHINGTON—Responding to concerns about high grocery prices ahead of the holiday, President Donald Trump held a press conference Wednesday to tout the affordability of hay-based Thanksgiving dishes. “I’m doing a great job on the economy and bringing the price of Thanksgiving dinners way down b
Vince Offer, the once-prominent infomercial pitchman better known as the “ShamWow guy,” has filed to run as a Republican in Texas’s 31st congressional district, claiming he wants to “destroy wokeism” in Congress and “make America happy.” What do you think?
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Sports
Check out the best moments between the Penn State Nittany Lions and the Rutgers Scarlet Knights Highlights in Week 14!
Check out the best moments between the Wisconsin Badgers and the Minnesota Golden Gophers' snowy Week 14 battle for Paul Bunyan's Axe!
Friday's "SmackDown" had it all. A Survivor Series elimination tag team match and more.
Rutgers Scarlet Knights’ Athan Kaliakmanis fumbled, and Amare Campbell returned it for a touchdown to give the Penn State Nittany Lions the lead.
Kentucky coach Mark Stoops says there's a "zero-percent chance" he's walking away from the Wildcats after a disappointing 4-8 season in Lexington.
Ohio State coach Ryan Day removed the only blemish on his otherwise brilliant coaching résumé when the Buckeyes snapped a four-game losing streak by dominating Michigan 27-9 on Saturday.
Four-time Pro Bowl center Frank Ragnow has failed his physical and will not play for the Lions this season, the team announced.
The Steelers have placed starting left tackle Broderick Jones on injured reserve after their 2023 first-round pick suffered a neck injury against the Bears.
Iowa had receipts after its win over Nebraska on Friday -- though not in the form you might expect.
Texas landed a commitment from 2027 five-star wide receiver Easton Royal on Saturday while also flipping four-star Baylor defensive end commitment Jamarion Carlton in the 2026 class.
Tulane's Jon Sumrall has emerged as the clear favorite to be the next head coach at Florida, sources told ESPN.
Michigan head coach Sherrone Moore took full responsibility for the Wolverines' 27-9 loss to No. 1 Ohio State on Saturday.
Ohio State finally got its revenge on Michigan, and Ryan Day stopped a potential flag-planting melee before it could start.
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Tech
Black Friday is technically over, but long gone are the days in which all of the deals dry up at midnight. Black Friday is very much a multi-day event now, with most of the best deals (as long as they don’t sell out) lasting through Cyber Monday. This year, we’ve found some of the best prices of
You’re not alone if you’re consistently aghast at the rising cost of streaming services. This year in particular has been bleak, with Disney+ and HBO Max being just a couple of the services that have increased prices as of late. If you’re like any of us at Engadget, you probably subscribe to m
We have scoured the entire internet to find the best Black Friday deals on gear we've tested and approved.
If your friend group or family happens to include multiple Playdate owners, there's now a cute way to chat amongst yourselves right within the device. Jon Simantov, the developer who gave us Cranky Cove, has released an app called helloyellow where you can send voice messages, create group chats and
These beautiful and sturdy chef's knives make great gifts (for yourself or others), and are 20 percent off right now.
Score a great deal on our favorite action cameras, 360 cameras, and more with these Black Friday sales.
From protein supplements and electrolytes to greens powders and energy drinks, these are the discounted picks worth snagging.
Apple’s latest MacBook Air M4 is now discounted to $750 for Black Friday. The deal applies to the entry-level 13-inch model, giving you the same sharp Liquid Retina display and impressive M4 performance that we praised in our review, now for less.
The MacBook Air M4 continues Apple’s streak of
Here are the Hyperice deals worth your money this Black Friday.
You don't need to spend a lot to save on WIRED-approved gear.
Fans of the Assassin's Creed franchise may finally get to visit Ancient Rome, but it could instead be through a Netflix adaptation of Ubisoft's best-selling video game IP. Nexus Point News reported that the live-action adaptation will be set in Ancient Rome and feature historical figures like Nero,
Walmart is offering its Walmart+ subscription at half off for new sign-ups, and it includes a choice of either Peacock Premium or Paramount+ Essential. The deal for new subscribers is just $49 for the first year, marked down from $98.
The real value is in selecting Peacock Premium, which would norm
A VPN subscription can make for a good holiday gift. Everyone could do with having a VPN to help protect their online activity from prying eyes (and, perhaps, access more things to watch from their favorite streaming services). It's something useful that a gift recipient may have never realized they
Disney fans and binge-watchers, rejoice. The Disney+ and Hulu bundle (with ads) is getting a holiday discount again this year, bringing both platforms together for one low price of $5 per month for one year. The bundle includes the Disney+ basic plan with ads and Hulu’s basic plan with ads. If you
Black Friday has long been a good time to restock on video games and gaming gear on the cheap, and this year is no exception. If you’ve been looking to grab a PlayStation 5, pad out your Nintendo Switch backlog or refresh your PC setup with new accessories, we’ve rounded up the best Black Friday
Apple’s new AirPods Pro 3 are already shaping up to be one of the most sought-after tech gifts this season, and now you can grab them at a lower price. They’re on sale for $220, down from the regular $249. Previously, the lowest we’ve seen the AirPods Pro 3 discounted to is $239. If you’ve b
Some of our favorite carry-on suitcases, packing cubes, and other travel gear have deep discounts for Black Friday this year.
Hulu and HBO Max and Disney are all offering terrific Black Friday streaming deals in 2025. Time to make a burner email?
The Balsam Hill Vermont White Spruce is so pretty, but pretty spendy—but you can get a great deal this Black Friday.
Gear up for next year with these great deals on tents, packs, sleeping bags, and merino wool.
Entertainment
Gemma Chan's a superhero onscreen and in the fashion world ... and, we've put together her hottest shots to mark another year around the sun. The actress turned 43 on Saturday ... but, like her entry into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, her beauty…
Elizabeth Holmes has three people to be thankful for this holiday season ... her husband and their two children -- who went to visit her in federal prison. The disgraced former tech CEO sat in the yard of Federal Prison Camp Bryan in Texas Friday…
Hollywood can be a rough town, and most successful folks in the biz keep their friends close including this actor ... can you guess who this supportive star is? We ran into this actor while he was leaving a gym in West Hollywood and asked him how…
Kylie Jenner's giving the gift of eye-popping selfies this holiday season ... posting pics in a busty outfit the day after Thanksgiving! The reality star shared the pics on Instagram Friday ... showing off a sexy black dress with see-through mesh…
Tom Stoppard -- an Oscar and Tony-winning writer -- has died ... according to his talent agency. The star passed away peacefully at his home in Dorset, England while surrounded by family, United Agents shared on social media Saturday. Tom's agency…
Huge congrats to Vanessa Hudgens and Cole Tucker -- the "High School Musical" star just welcomed their second child! Vanessa announced the happy news in an IG post Saturday ... sharing a pic where she's lying in a hospital bed -- her hand clasped…
Nina Dobrev's got a sunny disposition ... which perfectly matched her surroundings when she hit the beach in a tiny bikini. The actress celebrated Thanksgiving with some pals in Malibu ... stepping out in a black and white two-piece which provided…
JoJo Siwa bounced back like a "Boomerang" after a scary medical incident landed her in the hospital ... still hitting the stage despite a burst cyst. The singer and dancer broke it down on TikTok ... revealing she was having trouble breathing and…
Thanksgiving's a great time to come together with friends and family and break bread, but not for this guy -- can you guess who this famous germaphobe is? We caught up with this comedian in New York City a while back, and he dished on his Turkey…
Detroit Lions star and Pro Football Hall of Famer Lem Barney is "alive and well," his family tells TMZ. Amid reports that the 80-year-old football icon has died, his son, Lem Barney III, has confirmed to TMZ he is alive, adding that he spoke to him…
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