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The Georgia legislature passed a bill Monday to prohibit biological boys from participating in girls' sports and using girls' spaces, including restrooms and locker rooms.
Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex, co-founded the charity Sentebale nearly 20 years ago in memory of his late mother, Princess Diana.
Karen Read, accused of killing her Boston cop boyfriend during a snowstorm, is set to go on trial for a second time after the first ended with a hung jury.
The trial of the man accused in the 2023 killing of Rachel Morin, a Maryland mom of five who was brutally slain while going on a run, begins this week.
Some colleges and universities being targeted by ICE under the Trump administration have boasted that they give large financial aid packages to illegal immigrants.
Archaeologists uncover proof of ancient biblical battle at Armageddon site: 'Exceptional phenomenon'
A team of archaeologists may have discovered evidence of the biblical Battle of Megiddo, where Josiah, the king of Judah, was killed by Egyptian forces in 609 B.C.
A bill easing Georgia's strict requirements for a person facing the death penalty to be considered intellectually disabled now awaits Gov. Brian Kemp's signature.
From flirtations with skirting term limits, to suffocating agreements with major law firms, President Trump is once again re-asserting his status as a perpetual controversy magnet.
The development of Artificial Intelligence is critically important for America. Here's how we can do that.
The Trump administration has reportedly withheld millions of dollars from Planned Parenthood affiliates for violating civil rights laws and executive orders against DEI programs.
Satire
Democracy is dead because Trump killed it by being elected to a second presidential term. But could he kill it even more by serving a third term as president?
U.S. — An exciting new documentary has just been released, which presents a total of 15 minutes of interesting information over the course of 10 hour-long episodes.
Finally, They're Playing An Old Hymn In Church - Wait, False Alarm, They've Added A Weird New Chorus
U.S. — It's a welcome act of God's gracious providence: all the indications show that they're finally playing a good old classic hymn in your church.
PORTLAND, OR — Even people with the most secure jobs in booming industries reported feeling the widespread financial squeeze, with one local Tesla bomber forced to take a second job as a Bernie Sanders rally attendee.
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GIZA — Researchers have made a startling discovery about what lies beneath the Great Pyramids: it's sand.
WASHINGTON—In the wake of comments the comedian made that reportedly angered the Trump administration, the White House Correspondents’ Association confirmed Monday that it had scrapped Amber Ruffin as the host of its annual dinner in favor of terrified silence. “After much deliberation, we hav
NEW YORK, NY — Continuing to find every equipment modification that could give them a competitive edge, the New York Yankees closed out their season-opening series sweep of the Milwaukee Brewers by debuting new baseball gloves.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump assuaged fears that he would seek an unconstitutional third term as President by suggesting he may instead become an immortal emperor of mankind for the next 10,000 years.
If you're a Christian guy looking to find a godly wife, you know it can be hard to start a conversation with a girl. But we at The Babylon Bee have much rizz, we are reliably told. Here is a pickup line to use for a girl of each Christian denomination:
The University of Maryland announced that muppet Kermit the Frog will speak at its 2025 commencement ceremony, the iconic green frog having been created by Jim Henson, who graduated from UMD in 1960. What do you think?
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As the art of homesteading enjoys a resurgence in modern culture, many Americans are turning to backyard chicken coops as both an alternative source of food and a rewarding hobby. The Onion shares tips for tending a flock of chickens of your own. Decide if you’ll be raising chickens for food, co
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous recovery model. “We must cut through the red tape bogging down what could be a far more efficie
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ARLINGTON, VA—Arguing that the move would allow the government agency to present a united front against threats to national security, the Pentagon announced Monday that it was cutting all employees with weak jawlines. “We’re committed to enforcing the highest standards within the Defense Depar
NEW YORK—Saying he found the activity enriched his life and provided him with a real sense of purpose, local man Martin Berens, 43, spent his afternoon volunteering opinions about the homeless, sources confirmed Monday. “Nothing makes me feel better than heading down to the park in my spare time
A new Deloitte study found that about 50% of younger consumers prefer watching creator-driven content on social media over big-budget Hollywood entertainment, claiming they feel more connected to influencers than to actors. What do you think?
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Sports
Chelsea recorded a pre-tax profit before taxation of 128.4 million pounds ($165.83 million) for the year ending in June despite a fall in revenue thanks to the repositioning of their women's team, the Premier League club said on Monday.
Defender Tierna Davidson will miss the United States women's national team's upcoming pair of games against Brazil due to a knee injury, U.S. Soccer announced on Monday.
Real Betis midfielder Isco has joked that crowdfunding will be needed to keep Manchester United's loanee Antony at the club for at least next season.
Erling Haaland is set for a spell on the sideline with an ankle injury picked up against Bournemouth on Sunday, but Manchester City remain hopeful the striker will be able to play again this season and take part in the FIFA Club World Cup this summer.
Wrexham reported record financial results for their first year back in the EFL in the latest chapter of the club's success story.
Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal will face off in Hong Kong in July for what will be the first north London derby to take place outside of the UK.
Sporting Kansas City have have parted ways with manager Peter Vermes the Major League Soccer club announced on Monday.
No. 1 seed Texas wore down No. 2 TCU 58-47 in the Elite Eight on Monday night and now heads to the women's Final Four for the first time since 2003.
In a convincing 18-3 victory over the Athletics on Monday, catcher Carson Kelly became the first Cubs player in 32 years to hit for the cycle, ending the longest drought by any team in the National League. He's also the first player with a cycle in March.
The death of Miller Gardner, the son of former Yankees outfielder Brett Gardner, is being investigated as related to possible carbon monoxide poisoning.
Brice Williams had 30 points in Nebraska's opening-round win in the College Basketball Crown, showing why he could be the event's breakout star.
Check out the top moments from The Crown game between the Georgetown Hoyas and the Washington State Cougars!
Check out the top moments from The Crown game between the Arizona State Sun Devils and the Utah Utes!
One bettor's 10-leg parlay hit big. Patrick Everson breaks down that lucky ticket, along with several other notable wagers from the Sweet 16 and Elite Eight.
Malik Mack drained a clutch 3-pointer to help seal the Georgetown Hoyas' victory over Washington State.
The first edition of the College Basketball Crown has arrived. Check out all the highlights from a thrilling Day 1!
Check out the national title odds for the Final Four teams, with UConn, South Carolina, UCLA and Texas still standing.
Elly De La Cruz had a single, double and two home runs for a career-high seven RBIs and the Reds routed the Texas Rangers 14-3.
The 2025 NCAA Women's Tournament continued Monday with the final day of Elite Eight action. Here are the highlights!
The Stallions were stunned on the road by the Defenders to open the season. Here’s a look at the biggest storylines from Week 1.
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The documents reveal a DOGE affiliate is attempting to transfer the headquarters of an independent think tank, the United States Institute of Peace, to the government at no cost.
We’ve reviewed plenty of cooking gear — and the best of those gadgets are rarely cheap. Now that we're down to the last day of Amazon’s Big Spring Sale you still have a little time to save on some of the gadgets and appliances we've tested and are worthy of checking out. We've also linked to o
Amazon's latest Big Spring Sale ends tonight, and while the week-long event hasn't been as heavy on tech as Black Friday or Prime Day, it's still had a few noteworthy discounts on Apple devices. If you’re looking for a new iPad, set of AirPods or Beats speaker, we’ve rounded up the best Apple de
This year’s Amazon Spring Sale is almost a wrap. For the past week or so, a ton of household, fashion and outdoor gear dropped to record-low prices. Tech wasn't a big focus this time around, but a decent number of our favorite gear received noteworthy discounts and remain on sale right now. The se
Amazon's Big Spring Sale ends tonight, and though it's been far less focused on electronics than something like Prime Day or Black Friday, it still includes a few tech deals worth calling out. If you’re looking to grab a new gadget on the cheap, we’ve rounded up the best of those that are availa
The Amazon Big Spring sale may not be as huge as the company's Prime Day events — but it lasted longer. Now on the final day, we're continuing to track the best robot vacuum deals. Of course, the big news in robot vacuums right now is iRobot’s announcement that it’s not confident in its abilit
Riot Games has unveiled new details for its upcoming tabletop game, called Riftbound - The League of Legends Trading Card Game. We first got a look at this TCG under the codename Project K in December. The latest trailer showed off new artwork for the cards, including fresh takes on the LoL characte
With a Tomodachi Life sequel teased and the last few Switch 1 games announced, the deck is cleared for Nintendo's next video presentation on the Switch 2. The appropriately titled "Nintendo Direct: Switch 2" presentation is slated for April 2 at 9AM ET / 6AM PT, and will stream on Nintendo's YouTube
OpenAI has been doubling its audience for ChatGPT at a rapid rate, and the addition of its latest image generation feature has increased the AI assistant's popularity. Today, CEO Sam Altman posted to X that the service "added one million users in the last hour," calling it a "biblical demand" for th
Substack is taking one more step towards becoming an all-in-one social media / creator platform by adding a vertical video feed to its app. Technically, the new TikTok-style feed is a redesign of the existing Media tab that the company added to the app in 2024, but either way Substack's intentions a
The only real way to increase the storage of an Xbox Series X/S is to use a specialized expansion card. Luckily, a really good one is heavily discounted right now. The WD 1TB C40 storage card is down to $110 as part of the Amazon Spring Sale. This is a discount of 30 percent, as the regular price is
Entertainment
Yankees catcher J.C. Escarra clearly thinks those barking about New York's new torpedo bats should pipe down ... telling TMZ Sports, "at the end of the day, you still have to swing the bat and hit the ball in the barrel." The Bronx Bombers, of…
Another day, another dollar for Logan Paul ... but more importantly, another birthday and he's celebrating his BIG DIRTY 30 today! With a new reality show, and runnin' around town with his hot fiancée, Nina Agdal, what more could this hot zaddy…
Before this lil' guy in his cool jacket was up on the big screen and making people chuckle, he was just rockin' his headphones on the airplane ... and sailing on the water as a sea scout in Singapore. Don't let this cute photo fool you, because…
Sydney Sweeney and Jonathan Davino have been living separate lives for a few months now ... TMZ has learned. A source familiar with the situation tells TMZ ... Sydney and Jonathan are not together romantically and haven't been since January, when…
Pete Davidson and his new girlfriend Elsie Hewitt have an international love ... because they flew out to Scotland together for Dave Navarro's wedding. The comedian's girlfriend just shared a bunch of photos and videos from their trip to Scotland,…
Dave Coulier beat cancer. The "Full House" star has been declared cancer free after being diagnosed in October 2024 with stage 3 non-Hodgkin lymphoma. Dave completed his chemotherapy treatments in February, according to a new interview published…
Tessa Brooks is a Caribbean Queen ... because she's on vacation in the Bahamas and she's looking smoking hot in some revealing swimwear. The actress and social media star just shared a bunch of sultry snaps from her trip to the famous Caribbean…
Fitness trainer Shaun T ain’t here for the wave of celebs being accused of using Ozempic -- pointing to his client Lizzo as proof, saying she did it all naturally despite the speculation. We caught up with Shaun in L.A. over the weekend, and he…
"I'm President Donald J. Trump ... and I approve this hookup" is essentially what No. 47 said of Tiger Woods' new relationship with Vanessa Trump -- telling reporters he's giving the coupling a yuuuuge thumbs up. POTUS was asked about El Tigre's…
Young Scooter died last week on his 39th birthday fleeing from cops -- and we now have more insight as to why ... through a very suspicious 911 call. Today, Atlanta police released the audio that summoned them to William Nye Drive on Friday, where…
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