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A Florida man was sentenced to four years in prison after his shirtless Taco Bell robbery using a "large rock" to threaten workers and customers.
Former FIFA president Sepp Blatter warned international soccer fans to avoid traveling to the U.S. for the 2026 World Cup, citing President Donald Trump's policies.
Pennsylvania senator cites military pay concerns after fatal shooting of Alex Pretti by federal agent mobilized Senate Democrats to oppose DHS funding bill.
Potomac River sewage spill creates E. coli contamination 12,000 times above safe limits near Washington, D.C., affecting local waterways and public health.
Iranian security forces allegedly killed amateur boxer Sepehr Ebrahimi during ongoing protests near Tehran. The death adds to Iran's rising protest toll of at least 6,126 people killed.
Gov. Gavin Newsom faced backlash from California progressives over hosting conservative guests on his podcast as he potentially launches a 2028 presidential bid.
Massive ATM theft ring exposed 87 members of Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua accused of stealing millions through "jackpotting" scheme to fund terrorism.
Tennessee Republican mayor clashes with Democrats over Planned Parenthood training post, creating political firestorm in Hamilton County community.
Former NBA player Chris Dudley announced his governor run in Oregon for 2026, joining a crowded Republican field to challenge Gov. Tina Kotek.
Melissa Gilbert speaks out on husband Timothy Busfield's child sex abuse charges, and thanks fans for their support.
Satire
NEW YORK CITY, NY — Researchers note a strong correlation between the decline in the quality of musicals and the large drop in men in the United States who identify as gay.
HELM'S DEEP, WESTFOLD OF ROHAN — Legal observers have clashed with immigration enforcement officers under the command of King Théoden at the tower fortress at Helm's Deep.
Previously quarantined cans of yellowfin tuna that were recalled due to a defective pull tab which could introduce botulism, a potentially fatal form of food poisoning, were mistakenly reshipped to stores in at least nine states. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Claiming that no one would realistically devote their life to serving others without being funded by nefarious actors, President Donald Trump alleged Monday that Democrats had secretly paid Alex Pretti, the 37-year-old Veterans Affairs nurse killed by U.S. Border Patrol agents in Minn
WASHINGTON—Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called on Minneapolis residents Monday to stop obstructing murders. “The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these exec
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Finding a pastor can be a tall order. Putting specific criteria in place can make all the difference.
WASHINGTON, DC — Protestors involved in the actions on January 6th, 2021 admit they wish they had just labeled themselves as "legal observers" and avoided all the arrests and stuff.
THE HEAVENS—Warning His subjects that they should not mess with His carefully laid plans by playing hero, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, reportedly informed humanity Monday that choking people were meant to die. “I created all things—do you really think I would fuck up and make human throa
U.S. — Seemingly at a loss as to how to solve the ongoing problems originating from the North Star State, everyone else in the United States reached a joint agreement to post Minnesota on Craigslist for $50 or best offer.
BUFFALO, NY—Giving thanks for the hospitality shown to him and his family throughout his tenure with the team, recently terminated Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott reportedly expressed his gratitude Monday to the people, if you want to use that term, of Buffalo. “For the past nine years,
U.S. — In a touching display of solidarity amid widespread conflict in American cities, WNBA players issued a joint statement announcing they had vowed to continue missing lay-ups until ICE withdraws from Minnesota.
President Donald Trump signed the charter for his “Board of Peace” Thursday, establishing himself as presiding chairman of a new international body aimed at resolving global conflicts. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the organization. Q: What is the board’s stated aim? A: To
SAINT PAUL, MN — With tensions between ICE agents and leftist protesters in Minneapolis running high, Governor Tim Walz said he was willing to do anything to keep Minnesota residents safe except cooperate with federal law enforcement.
Ryan Coogler’s Southern Gothic vampire period piece Sinners received 16 Academy Award nominations, surpassing the previous record of 14 nominations held by All About Eve, Titanic, and La La Land. What do you think?
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OVERLAND PARK, KS—Expressing frustration that his efforts to be accommodating continue to go unappreciated, area man Thomas Kemps confirmed Monday that nothing is ever good enough for the woman he has been holding captive in his basement for the past 39 days. “I give and I give, and what do
Sports
Ahead of the Feb. 8 showdown, we have predictions, matchup insight, looming questions and team breakdowns.
Barnwell: What went right for the Seahawks, Patriots -- and wrong for the Rams, Broncos -- on Sunday
The Seahawks and Patriots both won one-score conference title games -- but in very different fashions. What did we learn about the Super Bowl-bound teams?
Brayden Burries scored 29 points and made the game-saving block in the final seconds as No. 1 Arizona held off a furious rally from No. 13 BYU.
Former FIFA president Sepp Blatter on Monday backed a proposed fan boycott of World Cup matches in the United States because of the conduct of President Donald Trump and his administration at home and abroad.
The ACC is moving its conference championship game to noon on Saturday in an effort to draw more attention to the game.
Former Canadian Olympic snowboarder Ryan Wedding has pleaded not guilty to running a billion-dollar drug trafficking ring and orchestrating multiple killings.
The Commanders are finalizing a deal to hire Vikings pass game coordinator Daronte Jones as their next defensive coordinator, a source said.
Stanford announced a settlement with the family of Katie Meyer, the former star soccer goalkeeper and two-time team captain who died by suicide in 2022.
Who is going to surprise baseball this season? We have the numbers that could predict the future.
Charles Bediako can continue playing for Alabama after a hearing on his request for a preliminary injunction was delayed. Meanwhile, the NCAA has filed a motion asking the judge overseeing the case to recuse himself, AL.com reported.
Here are the men's college basketball teams that are still undefeated in the 2025-2026 season.
U.S. men's national team right-back Alex Freeman is reportedly set for a move to Villarreal.
Juventus manager Luciano Spalletti has heaped praise on USMNT star Weston McKennie, claiming the midfielder has all the attributes to be a "perfect central striker" following the Bianconeri's emphatic 3-0 victory over Napoli.
GOAL runs through the big winners and losers of another action-packed weekend of action across Europe's top leagues.
Alabama center Charles Bediako will play Tuesday against Missouri after a judge extended a temporary restraining order in his eligibility case against the NCAA.
Bruce Thornton found Amare Bynum for alley oop dunk, extending Ohio State's lead over Penn State.
Amare Bynum hit Taison Chatman for a dunk, extending the Ohio State Buckeyes' lead over the Penn State Nittany Lions.
Cristiano Ronaldo helped Al-Nassr to a 1-0 win over Al-Taawoun on Monday that boosts their title hopes.
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Tech
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If your TikTok feed has felt a little off lately, it's not just you. TikTok says is still working to fix its service in the US following a power outage at one of its data centers that's caused “multiple bugs” in the app. TikTok users have reported problems logging in and uploading videos, as wel
TikTok's newly formed US entity is off to a very bumpy start. As the app continues to face technical issues affecting the recommendation algorithm, view counts and other features, TikTok is also seeing a wave of frustrated users uninstalling it, according to new data.Analytics firm Sensor Tower, whi
A federal judge ordered a new briefing due Wednesday on whether DHS is using armed raids to pressure Minnesota into abandoning its sanctuary policies, leaving ICE operations in place for now.
Google has agreed to a $68 million settlement regarding claims that its voice assistant inappropriately spied on smartphone users. Plaintiffs claimed that the company’s Google Assistant platform began listening to them after it misheard conversations that sounded like its wake words. The suit argu
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
The technical failure coincided with TikTok’s ownership transition, leading users to question whether videos criticizing ICE raids in Minnesota were being intentionally censored.
Google is rolling out a Gemini feature that could turn out to be pretty useful for many folks. It's a Google Calendar tool that can help figure out the best time to schedule a meeting, taking into account attendees' schedules. When creating a meeting, you can click the "Suggested times" option and G
A user from r/Minneapolis was among the first to share footage of federal agents shooting Alex Pretti. Following his death, subreddits about football, cats, and embroidery have all rallied against ICE.
It looks like Ubisoft is planning even more layoffs to accompany last week's studio closures and game cancellations, according to reporting by IGN. The company is planning a massive reduction of the workforce in its Paris headquarters. It has proposed the loss of up to 200 jobs, which is nearly 20 p
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Since March 2025, ChatGPT has been capable of generating images. Following a period where it briefly wasn't available to free users, you now don't even pay for one of OpenAI's subscriptions to use this feature. And while making images inside of ChatGPT is easy, there are some nuances worth explainin
Anthropic has been building out support for third-party apps inside of Claude. As of today, the chatbot can now connect to platforms like Slack and Canva, fetching up files from inside those apps or performing tasks within them on a user's behalf.For instance, when connected to Box, Claude can now s
The Trump administration is planning on using Google Gemini to draft important federal regulations, as reported by ProPublica. This is starting with the Department of Transportation, according to interviews with agency staffers. Regulations created by the DOT help keep us safe when traveling.
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If you're looking to up your privacy game on the internet in the new year, you can do so for a little less than usual thanks to ExpressVPN's latest deal. Its two-year plans are up to 78 percent off right now: the Advanced tier is on sale for $101 for two years, plus four additional free months. That
It’s time to jump back into the pit. Ball x Pit is one of the very best games of 2025 and there’s now even more to play around with in the brick-busting roguelite. The first major free update for the game (one of three that’s on the cards this year) just arrived on all platforms. It added a bu
Entertainment
'Love Island' contestant Cashel Barnett copped a plea deal in his domestic violence case ... and it looks like he's going to spend the next year behind bars. According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Cashel agreed to plead guilty to one count…
Liar, liar, car's on fire! A Florida man, who claimed to have only had one beer, was arrested on DUI charges Friday after he was caught driving a car while it was actively engulfed in flames. This story is unbelievable ... in the arrest affidavit,…
Can you guess which Hollywood hottie put her (nearly) bare buns on full display in these eye-popping pics?! It's Monday, and this babe is makin' it rain! She grew up in Malibu, and you may've first seen her on "Real Housewives of the Beverly…
One thing you can always count on from "Love Island USA" stars -- they’re gonna crank the heat way up, and JaNa Craig is living proof! If you’re ready for your jaw to hit the floor, feast your eyes on these IG pics of JaNa absolutely owning it…
Courtney Stodden and husband Jared Safier have been married a year but they're still in the honeymoon phase ... according to these pretty graphic pics of them packing on a ton of PDA while celebrating their anniversary! The super NSFW photos show…
Bella Hadid and Adan Banuelos are reportedly dunzo after two years together. The supermodel is newly single following her split from the equestrian, according to Entertainment Tonight. A source told the outlet Bella is "doing her best to stay…
Ryan Wedding made his first court appearance following his arrest last week in Mexico City ... with the alleged international drug kingpin pleading not guilty to all 17 felony charges against him, and his attorney urging the public to keep an open…
The Department of Homeland Security has no plans to steer clear of the Super Bowl, despite tension and unrest after the shootings in Minnesota ... telling TMZ Sports, "Those who are here legally and are not breaking other laws have nothing to…
It’s the mega-mansion that refuses to budge ... and now it looks like exes Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are officially hitting pause once again, yanking their marital Beverly Hills palace off the market. After a year and a half of trying and…
Kim Kardashian posed pretty in pink for Khloe's podcast, and while both sexy sisters slayed their pink looks, there can only be one winner here! So, the question here is: Who'd You Rather?! VOTE NOW! And sharpen your Kardashian Knowledge with this…
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