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Rising electric bills and data center construction spark bipartisan pushback from governors, but restricting AI infrastructure could cost America its lead.
Gov. Mike Dunleavy says Alaska hosts 57 of 60 critical minerals and argues developing them is essential to countering China's economic blackmail.
CENTCOM's Adm. Brad Cooper details how Navy divers, SEALs and air power quietly cleared Iranian sea mines from the Strait of Hormuz shipping lanes.
On Tuesday, Aug. 25, Trump announced the U.S. Navy cleared every Iranian mine from the Strait of Hormuz, but the regime's attrition strategy looms.
Michigan U.S. Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed and Dan Bilzerian share nearly two dozen donors who gave more than $61,000 combined to both campaigns.
Arizona's Yuma Sector bust netted 95 illegal alien truck drivers with state-issued CDLs, seizing methamphetamine and marijuana in smuggling crackdown.
Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy teased a multi-agency fraud crackdown involving DHS, DOJ and ICE that is set to be announced on Monday.
Andrea Faust's insanity defense in her son's killing draws direct parallels to Lindsay Clancy's postpartum psychosis case as jurors deliberate.
Cole Carrigg flipped off Atlanta Braves fans after a costly eighth-inning misplay, and Rockies manager Warren Schaeffer pulled him from the lineup.
Jordan Travis posted a 29-10 record with Florida State's Mike Norvell, but FSU has gone 8-17 since his departure from the Seminoles program.
Satire
PALO ALTO, CA — Local woman Brittany Robinson was kicked out of the local ladies lunch group after it became very apparent she had nothing bad to say about her husband.
The post Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run appeared first on The Onion.
A leaked memo revealed that U.S. diplomats are subverting efforts to limit global plastic production, doing so as worldwide plastic pollution grows to over 57 million tons annually. What do you think?
The post U.S. Lobbying Against Global Plastic Limits appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the clip showed the commander-in-chief spinning around in the East Room in the Executive Residence, wa
Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the past year as provisions kick in. What do you think?
The post SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13% appeared first on The Onion.
With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July.
The post Top Songs August 2026 appeared first on The Onion.
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any woman who averages more than eight points per game should not be allowed to play in the WNBA.
WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a varie
LOS ANGELES—Responding to scrutiny concerning her tech billionaire father, artist Stella Lefty admitted in an interview Friday that nepotism may have played a role in helping her get Groupon+. “I had to set up the account myself, but yeah, I definitely have to recognize that not all aspiring art
Larry Ellison is the co-founder and executive chairman of Oracle, as well as the largest shareholder of the Paramount Skydance Corporation. The Onion sat down with the billionaire to discuss his ventures. The Onion : How did you get into the entertainment industry? Ellison: I remember going to t
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appear loved online. “Despite all the videos of Andrew supposedly sparring with his brother at the g
Sports
The deadline for the summer window in Europe closes tomorrow, and Tottenham Hotspur are interested in AC Milan winger Christian Pulisic. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Liverpool could spend up to €140 million in their deal for PSG winger Bradley Barcola, so is he the man to replace Mohamed Salah long term?
Venus Williams bowed out of her 26th US Open singles appearance early Monday morning, falling in straight sets to fellow American wild card Sofia Kenin after not getting on the court until after midnight local time.
Aaron Donald, 35, a three-time Defensive Player of the Year and an eight-time first-team All-Pro, formally returned from retirement on Sunday, signing a one-year, $20 million contract with the Los Angeles Rams, a squad that he labeled "a complete team."
Scottie Scheffler held off Viktor Hovland in a back-nine duel to win his second FedEx Cup in three years.
The NFL has placed Packers running back Josh Jacobs on the commissioner exempt list.
Cleveland placed Dillon Gabriel on injured reserve and designated him to return with a back injury, and will carry Deshaun Watson, Shedeur Sanders and rookie Taylen Green as the quarterbacks on their initial 53-man roster.
Boston outfielder Ceddanne Rafaela made what he emphatically believed was a diving catch that was ruled otherwise, and after replay review upheld the call, the Red Sox unraveled in a 16-1 blowout victory for the New York Yankees on Sunday afternoon.
A day after his first three-homer game, Cubs center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong added two more blasts, but it wasn't enough to keep Chicago from losing its third consecutive series.
Novak Djokovic, 39, is out of the US Open after a first-round defeat to Mariano Navone on Sunday night, losing 7-6 (5), 5-7, 4-6, 6-2, 6-1 in a marathon match that lasted 4 hours, 36 minutes. Djokovic had never lost in the first round at the US Open.
Keep up with the latest NFL news on roster cutdown day as Aaron Donald comes out of retirement with the Rams, Odell Beckham Jr. makes the Giants, and Tennessee cuts Will Levis.
Alex Palou is on an epic roll with four consecutive INDYCAR titles and five overall. How long before he reaches eight?
Rosters are set and the preseason is over. Here's what stood out to us ahead of the NFL regular season.
Pato O'Ward won the weekend at Milwaukee with a doubleheader sweep, but Alex Palou won the year.
Let’s take a look at the updated 2026 Super Bowl odds, with an all-time great returning for the 2026-27 season.
The Yankees took care of business against the Red Sox and earned a potentially important tiebreaker over their rivals.
Aaron Donald joined a shortlist of NFL legends who have retired from the league only to come back.
Àlex Palou has officially secured the 2026 NTT INDYCAR SERIES championship, locking up the Astor Challenge Cup in the final leg of a Sunday doubleheader at the Milwaukee Mile.
The Los Angeles Rams compiled a Super Team that's a heavy favorite to win the Super Bowl. But where do they rank among the greatest teams of this century?
J.J. McCarthy's time with the Minnesota Vikings will live to see another day.
Tech
Keep your phone firmly in hand and add some personality with these comfortable, durable, and nifty smartphone grips.
A security researcher discovered nine vulnerabilities impacting ATM encryption and authentication software. But the problems extend far beyond your local cash machine.
People still swear by this quirky controller, leading to Nintendo supporting it for 25 years and counting.
Apple CarPlay can sound great, but you have to make sure you're sending it high-quality audio. A few quick checks can boost your audio enjoyment on the road.
Is your iPhone acting up? Let's walk through the different kinds of resets, what they do and how to perform them.
If you're having trouble getting into your iPhone, you'll need your old passcode or Apple Account password.
If the sound you're getting through Android Auto is disappointing, there are several components and settings you should check.
The leak contains beta builds and finished games from Valve and third-party developers.
If you want to enhance the sound of your AirPods even further, we've got you. Let's dig into some settings that will level up your listening experience.
Its first images are expected to arrive in early 2027.
Nintendo's worst-ever console was awkward to use and didn't even sell a million units. But you can try it today if you're curious.
If your algorithm is out of whack recently, there are things you can do to get it back on track with content you like.
After Donald Trump’s executive order demanding the name change, Google is the first major online map provider to flip the switch.
Forget about patchy internet connections and dead spots in the house. These WIRED-tested, multi-room mesh Wi-Fi systems will keep your whole house online.
Burnt out on wrist buzzes and notification overload? A new crop of minimalist wearables promises to collect your health data without demanding your attention.
Experience the oddly satisfying joy of labeling bins, drawers, and more with the best Bluetooth and traditional label makers.
Young adults are in more group chats than ever—sometimes more than 20 at a time. Here’s how to tame the chat madness.
The discovery redefines how large atoms need to be to produce the extreme state of matter found in the early universe.
Outstanding call quality and an excellent price point put these earbuds way ahead of pricier competition.
Plus: Hackers target over 100 US water systems, ICE puts in an order for robot dogs, and you’ll never guess what “MrChildPorn” was arrested for.
Entertainment
Aaliyah's uncle claims his son is partly to blame for the late singer's death ... lobbing the bombshell allegation as the two fight over money in court. TMZ obtained a lawsuit filed by Jomo Hankerson against Barry Hankerson and his record label…
WWE Superstar Paige is pissed ... after she says a collector crossed the line during a recent interaction at the airport in Chicago. Paige walked TMZ Sports through the story outside LAX this week, and it's clear the incident made the former champ…
American actress Susan Ruttan was in her mid-thirties when she first played Roxanne -- the confident office secretary -- on the long-running legal television show and movie "L.A. Law" back in 1986. Susan Dey, Blair Underwood, and Harry Hamlin were…
The alleged fake 49ers player went all-out selling his supposed millionaire lifestyle ... and TMZ has obtained videos showing Daejon Love flashing cash, jewelry, luxury cars and what he claimed were multimillion-dollar homes. A woman who says Love…
Brandi Glanville knows she's wading into dangerous territory talking about Kim Zolciak's 15-year-old son ... and she's admitting she's being a hypocrite for doing it. Brandi addressed the allegations against Kroy "KJ" Biermann Jr. on her "Brandi…
Dolly Parton's niece says one of the things she'll miss most about the country legend is getting calls from her at 4 AM. Lainey Parton shared an emotional tribute to Instagram after Dolly was laid to rest ... saying it still doesn't feel real she's…
A Florida man's OnlyFans shoot went from XXX to 911 ... after cops say he was caught pleasuring himself with his pants down in a public park. Nathan Christopher Aleman was arrested around 5 AM Saturday in St. Petersburg after a bystander allegedly…
Josh Sanders has been arrested again ... this time, over outstanding warrants tied to traffic violations and a charge alleging he obstructed a police officer ... TMZ has learned. Officials tell TMZ Sanders was taken into custody Saturday by…
Alix Earle is bringing Barbie to life ... stripping down to some barely-there cherry lingerie and looking every bit the blonde bombshell. The influencer showed off the jaw-dropping look in a new video, rocking a platinum blonde bob and a tiny…
A powerful flash flood tore through the Grand Canyon ... leaving roughly 15 people unaccounted for and forcing dozens of others to evacuate. The National Park Service says the major flooding struck Bright Angel Canyon and the Phantom Ranch area…
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