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President Trump ordered the Pentagon to scale back Ulchi Freedom Shield drills, citing costs and a hostile signal to Kim Jong Un amid North Korea tensions.
Hakeem Jeffries rejected Medicare for All and the Democratic Socialists of America's agenda on "Meet the Press" while Rep. Ro Khanna broke ranks.
Sophie Cunningham's name has been banned from the WNBA subreddit after her public stance on keeping male athletes out of women's sports drew backlash.
Angel Reese admitted she was "playing like s---" early against the Indiana Fever before helping the Atlanta Dream build a 17-4 run to close the half.
Suffolk County police broke up an alleged street takeover on Long Island early Saturday, arresting 15 people and impounding seven vehicles.
Terry Moran admitted ABC News is liberal and lacked viewpoint diversity, revealing he sent internal emails urging fairness toward Trump's supporters.
Gillian Anderson reveals she wishes she'd been "less selfish" in early parenting while filming "The X-Files" and working grueling 17-hour days.
CENTCOM Adm. Brad Cooper said the Lincoln's leadership has prioritized mental health as the carrier nears the end of its extended deployment.
Chrissy Metz slams online critics commenting on her body and reveals how her father's death from obesity complications led her to start GLP-1 medication.
Cristiano Ronaldo said that this upcoming season will likely be his last, as the 41-year-old Al-Nassr star plans life after 25 years of soccer.
Satire
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LOS ANGELES, CA — As heated debate continued to rage across the nation and on Capitol Hill over legislation designed to secure U.S. elections, former Vice President Kamala Harris issued a dire warning that the SAVE America Act could result in America being saved.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A special WNBA task force announced on Thursday that they had been unable to define a woman after several hours of meetings led to a stalemate on where to go to lunch.
WASHINGTON—Blasting the 2-year-old’s incessant lying to the American people, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Thursday slammed her toddler son over baseless accusations that the caterpillar was very hungry. “Time and time again, this vindictive child has served up fabrications r
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani's planned city-managed grocery stores were reportedly set to feature an exclusive "Queue Where You Wait For Loaves Of Leavened Flour Products", the mayor's office confirmed on Thursday.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions.
America's 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it's so much more! For example, the state bird is a lark bunting. Bet you didn't know that.
NEW YORK, NY — Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women's National Basketball Association decided to bring in a revered Supreme Court Justice to help settle the question.
BOSTON, MA — The state's Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech in front of the state Capitol on Thursday morning, further emphasizing their commitment to promoting child sacrifice.
Surveillance company Flock’s automatic license plate readers, which are used by over 5,000 law enforcement agencies across 49 states, are generating controversy. The Onion examines the pros and cons of the technology. PRO Helps police officers violates civil rights far faster than if they were wor
MCCOOK, IL—Complaining that he couldn’t even walk down the street without being mistaken for a world-class basketball player, doughy Eastern European immigrant Vukašin Petrović told reporters Thursday that he was tired of everyone assuming he was an NBA superstar. “Just because I’m a 6-fo
WASHINGTON—Surrounded on all sides by overturned furniture, ripped-out desk drawers, and dozens of loose items flung wildly from their shelves, President Donald Trump reportedly tore up the White House on Thursday in a frantic search for more munitions. “Come on, come on, there’s gotta be one
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Scientists have for the first time used AI to create viruses that don’t exist in nature, a milestone that has prompted hopes for medical breakthroughs and fears of new biological threats. What do you think?
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Kirk Devine, 45, passed away in a hot-air balloon explosion last Wednesday. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that mourners find and return Devine’s body parts.
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PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg reportedly smothered his metaverse avatar Thursday using a digital pillow. According to sour
Sports
Veteran defender Jamal Adams will miss the 2026 season because of a right knee injury he suffered Saturday in the Minnesota Vikings' 13-10 preseason victory over the New York Giants, the NFL Network reported Sunday.
Scottie Scheffler was back to his dominant form Sunday, winning the FedEx St. Jude Championship by eight shots to open the PGA Tour postseason.
Jack Whaley, 22, who plays in the ACC with the Florida State Seminoles, used double gloves and held off Jay Leng Jr. to win the U.S. Amateur championship Sunday afternoon at rainy Merion Golf Club in Ardmore, Pennsylvania.
Keith Mitchell and Jordan Spieth hit shots into the water on the final few holes Sunday, preventing them from advancing in the FedEx Cup postseason.
Aaron Donald worked out for the Los Angeles Rams on Saturday as he continues his process to determine whether he wants to come out of retirement.
Former major league pitcher Tommy John, the namesake behind the pioneering elbow surgery that prolonged his career for 14 more years, has died at the age of 83.
Colts assistant general manager Ed Dodds suggested Sunday that Anthony Richardson Sr. will remain in Indianapolis because the Colts intend to prioritize quarterback depth.
Attendees at the wedding included New York Knicks players and celebrity superfans alike.
Barcelona have reached an agreement in principle to sign Manchester City midfielder Rodri, various sources have confirmed to ESPN.
Jamal Adams suffered a season-ending knee surgery during the Minnesota Vikings preseason game against the New York Giants.
Here are the best sights and sounds from the final round of the 2026 FedEx St. Jude Championship at TPC Southwind.
Aaron Donald reportedly appeared on the league transaction wire after completing his second workout with the Los Angeles Rams this summer.
Barcelona has completed the transfer of midfielder Rodri from Manchester City on a multi-year contract for a reported $87.8 million fee.
Marcus Ericsson captured his first victory since March 2023 as he snapped a 63-race winless streak by claiming the inaugural win on the perilous streets of Markham.
Whatever Aaron Rodgers has lost to age, his new (and old) coach thinks his elite mind is enough for one last Super Bowl run.
Tommy John, the pitching great known for the surgery that bears his name, has died at 83
People around the league disagree about the value of running backs, while one executive wonders if James Cook is among the league's most underpaid players.
Cristiano Ronaldo gave an update on when he will likely retire ahead of another season with Al-Nassr.
Check out the odds, spreads and totals for all 16 preseason Week 1 games.
Alex Palou is favored for INDYCAR's race at Markham. Here are the odds for the entire field.
Tech
Google has added some smart theft-detection features to Android in recent years.
If you really want a OnePlus phone, you can still make it work.
You probably don't need antivirus software on your Android phone, but there are some exceptions.
A Super Nintendo or PlayStation looked better on retro TVs than today's ultra-sharp displays, but why is there such a difference?
The program makes upgrading your hardware incredibly convenient, but weigh your options.
The differences between the iPhone and Android show up when you connect them to your car, as well.
The new Apple Upgrade program makes the monthly cost of an iPhone even cheaper than before.
Let's look at how to use the Retro app, whether it's free and whether it can compete with other social media apps.
It could be wise to wait, or settle for a cheaper model.
The format remains unique in console history.
Nearly a decade after its debut, Samsung’s Galaxy Fold finally comes into its own.
An object observed by the James Webb Space Telescope lends credence to a strange explanation for the mysterious red spots in the early universe.
In 2027 and 2028, there will be two spectacular, long-duration solar eclipses. Here’s what you need to know about them.
The installation utility EasyDMG makes it so you never drag and drop an icon again.
With automatic mapping, Spot Mode functionality, and smart AI cameras, the TerraMow V1000 is the complete package.
Observatories have been built in mines, deep under the Antarctic ice sheet, and elsewhere in an effort to detect the fleeting particles.
Ensuring your cat stays hydrated is one of the best ways to keep your pet healthy. The right pet water fountain can help.
This affordable electric BMX delighted my entire family, even if its range, ride comfort, and actual BMX abilities are limited.
Noware’s Puff necklace whimsically reimagines flash drives, turning something functional into personalized jewelry.
These are the Apple Watch accessories I recommend adding to your setup.
Entertainment
Mama June's daughter Pumpkin is turning her strip-club appearances into cold, hard cash ... flashing two massive stacks after another weekend on the road. Pumpkin showed off her haul on Instagram ... posing inside Lust Gentlemen's Club with thick…
"The Challenge" may have made Johnny "Bananas" Devenanzio and Tyler Duckworth rivals ... but Johnny says Tyler was the brother he never had. Johnny posted an emotional tribute Sunday ... playing Zach Bryan's "Pink Skies" on acoustic guitar as a…
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo proved their "Wicked" run isn’t over for good ... reuniting for a surprise performance in London. Cynthia joined Ariana during Sunday's "Eternal Sunshine” show at the O2 Arena, where the costars performed "For…
Gene Simmons threw four ceremonial first pitches Saturday night at Angel Stadium ... and the Angels used his shot at a fifth to troll Jayden Daniels over the Commanders QB's fight to protect his old No. 5 jersey at LSU. The team piled on after the…
Karl-Anthony Towns has another ring to celebrate ... tying the knot with Jordyn Woods at a Malibu wedding with enough star power to fill several courtside rows. The longtime couple exchanged vows Saturday during an outdoor ceremony overlooking the…
Nancy Mace's political career is almost out of ink ... but her arms are anything but. The outgoing South Carolina congresswoman ditched the sleeves to promote her new YouTube show, "Get Maced" -- revealing both arms are loaded with tattoos she had…
The granny who appeared to pull a gun on a suspected Ross shoplifter has been tracked down by police ... but she's not necessarily in the clear, TMZ has learned. A Tucson Police Department PIO tells TMZ ... officers have made contact with the armed…
Chrisean Rock wasn't inside the ring Saturday night ... but she took her sister Tesehki's loss like it was her own. Chrisean livestreamed herself watching the fight and became increasingly emotional as Big Lex took control ... eventually breaking…
U.S. Central Command is trying to steady the ship after a wave of bad press over conditions aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln ... praising the crew and pointing to comparatively low numbers of mental health cases. CENTCOM Admiral Brad Cooper says his…
President Trump says Karoline Leavitt is irreplaceable ... though he may have found her successor standing on the other side of a Fox News microphone. During a Fox News interview, correspondent Alexis McAdams asked Trump whether Leavitt could be…
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