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The federal agent who fatally shot Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis last week suffered internal bleeding to his torso when he was struck by her vehicle, a DHS official confirmed to Fox News on Wednesday.The extent of the bleeding to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Jonathan Ross was no
Senate Majority Leader John Thune, R-S.D., says Republicans may use point of order to table Venezuela war powers resolution after Trump administration's Operation Absolute Resolve success.
Comedian Jay Leno said during an interview that modern comedy can't compete with today's "outrageous" society, and argued that it was like "shooting fish in a barrel."
Grout pens, cushion covers and under-cabinet lights are low-cost upgrades that can give your home a fresh new feel without a full makeover.
After branding Minnesota’s fraud hearing “racist," Rep. Dave Min, D-Calif., insists California hasn’t seen similar fraud even as state audits flag numerous agencies vulnerable to fraud.
On Tuesday, former Washington Post Tehran correspondent Jason Rezaian called on President Donald Trump to take Iran's regime by surprise and plan for a post-Islamic Republic era.
Sen. John Fetterman backs U.S. airstrikes on Iran, citing regime's killing of thousands of protesters and supporting strikes on nuclear facilities.
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed on Tuesday that President Donald Trump has the "most unhinged eating habits" of anyone at the White House.
Iran chief justice Gholamhossein Mohseni-Ejei calls for fast trials and executions of suspects in ongoing anti-government demonstrations, a report said.
EXCLUSIVE: U.S. intelligence officials prevented more than 10,000 individuals with ties to narcoterrorism from entering the country in 2025 and placed more than 85,000 similarly tied individuals on the terror watchlist, Fox News Digital has learned.
Satire
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has revealed his plan to seize Australia, cash in its two-troop continent bonus each turn, wait for the other armies to deplete each other, and then launch an invasion of Asia.
Reality television personality Spencer Pratt announced a longshot bid for Los Angeles mayor, with The Hills star vowing to “expose the system.” What do you think?
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TYLER, TX — Local man Ryan Jennings discovered today that the hole in his heart was actually in the precise shape of a seven-ton mini-excavator.
This otherwise unremarkable home is serviced by a real 10-out-of-10 panty-melting stud of a postal worker. Reference #45823
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THE HEAVENS—Praising the man-made food item as “on par with the real thing,” God Almighty, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, admitted Thursday that imitation crab tastes just as good as the living crabs that He created. “Credit where credit is due—between the pleasant taste and low cost, I de
AMAGANSETT, NY—Saying he couldn’t wait for Bravo’s audience to meet the dynamic cast of his latest production, a shaking, wild-eyed Andy Cohen took to Instagram Live Monday to announce he had just greenlit The Real Housewives Of My Attic. “Based on the scuttling and scampering noises I hear
PITTSBURGH—Acknowledging that the erotic, ultrarealistic episodes had been a frequent occurrence since the NFL season began, local resident Peter Hayward told reporters Tuesday that his vivid sex dream from the previous evening was once again about Pittsburgh Steelers mascot Steely McBeam. “Oh J
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It wasn’t at a plantation, okay? It was just a big Southern house.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite its lavish overhaul to provide the iconic landscaping with a much-needed facelift for 2026, President Donald Trump's new White House Rose Garden signage was deemed by pundits to be "tacky" and "overwrought."
Heaven is known to be a place of eternal comfort and rest for God's people (and way better than Hell), but what is it like really?
HEAVEN — Celestial sources say that Scott Adams, creator of the "Dilbert" comic strip, has just been shown to the glorious heavenly cubicle where he will spend the rest of eternity praising God.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With arguments being presented on issues that will have far-reaching effects on shaping the future of American laws, society, and culture, the other eight Supreme Court justices brought in Ms. Rachel to explain cases to Ketanji Brown Jackson.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made an official diplomatic offer to trade all of its liberal women for Iranian women.
WASHINGTON—Adopting a new set of national policy positions ahead of this year’s midterms, top GOP leaders released an updated party platform Tuesday to introduce their official “ICE kills everyone” agenda for 2026. “In our continuing fight to make America great again, it is vital we mainta
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Sports
Take a look at every goal scored by Spain in the 2022 FIFA World Cup. Álvaro Morata, Gavi and more were able to put shots into the back of the net!
LeBron James cleared the air following the Lakers' 141-116 win over the Hawks on Tuesday, separating himself from the opinion of his agent, Rich Paul of Klutch Sports, who said that L.A. should trade away fan favorite Austin Reaves.
Ja Morant says he has to "live with it" over the possibility of the Grizzlies seeking to trade him. He also told reporters he will "hopefully" play in a pair of games in Europe this week but has already been ruled out for the first contest in Berlin.
Giannis Antetokounmpo responded to boos from his home fans in kind, giving two thumbs-down to the crowd following an and-1 layup during Tuesday's blowout loss to the Wolves.
Sydney amateur Jordan Smith beat defending Australian Open champion Jannik Sinner on his way to claiming the $1 million Australian first prize at the Australian Open's 1 Point Slam.
Speaking a day after Brooks Koepka's return via a new Returning Member Program was announced, Tiger Woods called it "incredible" for the PGA Tour and said he's happy that the five-time major champion will be back this season.
Free agent outfielder Kyle Tucker has been offered a short-term deal by the Mets that is believed to be worth $50 million per season, sources told ESPN.
LIV Golf has signed two-time major champion Dustin Johnson to a multiyear extension, the league announced Wednesday.
Jaguars general manager James Gladstone said Wednesday that the team still plans on Travis Hunter being a two-way player in 2026.
The portal closes soon, and many teams have landed their top targets. But which teams did it best?
Check out these game-changing goals scored in the 80th minute and beyond from the 2022 FIFA World Cup. Includes Lionel Messi, Kylian Mbappé and more!
Maximilian Ibrahimović, son of soccer great Zlatan Ibrahimović, has joined Ajax on loan from AC Milan.
See Cho Gue-sung, Paik Seung-ho and every goal that was scored for South Korea in the 2022 FIFA World Cup.
USWNT midfielder Sam Coffey completed a $800k Manchester City transfer from Portland Thorns on a 3.5-year contract.
João Cancelo's return to Barcelona began in confusion, but his loan move could give the team a boost.
Only three power-conference teams remain unbeaten. Here’s how long Arizona, Vanderbilt and Nebraska can keep their perfect seasons alive.
Iowa State is undefeated no more, Nicastro has a monster game, UConn wins a ranked-ranked Big East matchup, Tennessee survives double OT and more from Tuesday's college basketball action.
With nearly a third of NFL teams looking for a new head coach, FOX Sports' Ben Arthur picks his best candidate for each opening.
The SEC is, hands down, the most competitive conference in women’s hoops this year, writes FOX Sports' Laken Litman.
FOX Sports NFL writer Greg Auman peels open the curtain on how he determined his picks for this year's AP All-Pro team.
Tech
The first-generation Bose QuietComfort Ultra headphones are on sale right now for $280, marked down from $430. That 35 percent savings is an even steeper discount than we saw last year Black Friday.
In our review of the first-generation Ultras, we gave them a score of 86 out of 100, noting thei
For a number of very obvious reasons, we don’t want to roll back the clock to early 2020. No thank you. But if there was a feel-good lockdown story, it was the perfectly timed arrival of Animal Crossing: New Horizons, which allowed friends who could no longer meet up IRL to do so virtually on thei
The holiday season may be behind us, but that doesn't mean you can't still find good deals on some of our favorite tech. Take the Apple Mac mini M4, which is on sale for $100 off. The 17 percent discount gives you 16GB of RAM and 256GB of SSD for $499, which is only about $20 more than its Black Fri
Gemini is adding a feature that’s designed to feel more tailored to individual users. Once enabled, "Personal Intelligence" can pull context from across your Google ecosystem, including Gmail, Google Photos, Search and YouTube History, to gain specific insight that will shape its answers and recom
In a world where ICE agents are shooting US citizens on the street, the need for militias and extremist groups like the Proud Boys to support far-right interests has evaporated.
Hundreds of records obtained by WIRED show thin intelligence on the Venezuelan gang in the United States, describing fragmented, low-level crime rather than a coordinated terrorist threat.
YouTube is rolling out some additional parental controls, including a way to set time limits for viewing Shorts on teen accounts. In the near future, parents and guardians will be able to set the Shorts timer to zero on supervised accounts. "This is an industry-first feature that puts parents firmly
You can easily spruce up your nightstand or desk by decluttering a bit, replacing some of those annoying charging cables with a good wireless charging setup. One of our favorites that can handle three devices at once is the UGREEN MagFlow Qi2 3-in-1 Charger Station 25W. Normally $140, it's on sale r
Protests across Minnesota—and around the country—are ongoing, as residents demonstrate against their federal government.
We’re almost exactly halfway through January, but Nintendo has clearly taken a better-late-than-never approach to its 2025 year in review feature, which finally went live this week for Switch and Switch 2 users. All you need to do is head here and sign into your Nintendo account to see your 2025 b
If you want a wireless charger for your iPhone and prefer to stick with Apple, Amazon has a sale that may pique your interest. The retailer is selling the one meter Apple Magsafe charger for $30, saving you $10 off the regular price, while also selling the two meter model for $40 ($10 off).
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Just a week after announcing the latest version of its image-upscaling tech at CES, NVIDIA is rolling out DLSS 4.5. The company released a beta version of the update last week. Starting today, all NVIDIA app users with a GeForce RTX GPU will be able to upgrade to the full release of DLSS 4.5.NVIDIA
A new year is the perfect time to get your spending in order, and if you're not trying to build your own spreadsheet, budgeting apps are one of the best ways to do it. To save yourself some money in the process, you can pick up a year-long subscription to Monarch Money, one of Engadget's favorite bu
Sitting at a desk for hours? Upgrade your WFH setup and work in style with these comfy WIRED-tested seats.
The perfect kitchen companions, these versatile blenders can whip up breakfasts, dips, milkshakes, cocktails, and everything in between.
It turns out that this TikTok-viral vibration plate may have some surprising health benefits.
Two years ago, companies like Meta and OpenAI were united against military use of their tools. Now all of that has changed.
The keyboard for someone who wishes they could buy a ’97 Tacoma off the lot today.
Even after TikTok removed swastika jewelry from its online shop, I was algorithmically nudged toward a web of Nazi-related products during searches, like “double lightning bolt” and “ss” necklaces.
Everyone needs a safe way to listen to music on outdoor runs. We’ve found the bone conduction headphones to grab on your way out the door.
Entertainment
TJ Sabula, the Ford plant worker who yelled "pedophile protector" at President Donald Trump during his visit, has the full backing of his powerful union amid a paid suspension ... and they're fighting to keep his job. United Auto Workers Union Vice…
Ansel Elgort has been staying out of the spotlight lately, but we got a first look at him playing his new role of Dad while out in NYC! The 31-year-old proud papa was snapped riding the subway with his baby and his partner on a brisk day in…
Timothy Busfield surrendered to law enforcement on child sex abuse charges Tuesday ... and now we're learning new details about the U.S. Marshals' search to nab him, including a raid on his New York property. Turns out the "West Wing" actor gave…
Lil Wayne is waving the white flag to call a truce with Chicago Bears QB Caleb Williams ... while eating a little crow in the process. The rap icon -- a diehard Green Bay Packers fan -- took to X to publicly squash any lingering beef with the…
A pair of GoFundMe campaigns for TJ Sabula have collectively received more than $350,000 for the suspended Ford worker ... all within 24 hours of him calling President Donald Trump a "pedophile protector" to Trump's face. FYI ... TJ hurled the…
"Sinners" writer and director Ryan Coogler turned a night of celebration into heavy reflection ... getting visibly choked up as he called attention to the killing of Renee Nicole Good on a Minneapolis street by an ICE agent last week. During the…
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. may have put steak near the top of the food chain ... but even he knows President Donald Trump eats like a stoner on death row. The Health and Human Services Secretary opened up about his boss's outrageous diet during an…
The worker who yelled "pedophile protector" at President Donald Trump during his visit to a Ford plant in Michigan Tuesday has been suspended. The suspended worker has been identified as 40-year-old TJ Sabula, the United Auto Workers Union confirms…
Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval are turning over a new leaf, or so it seems ... because it appears they reached a settlement in a legal beef over the house they shared before their epic split. According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, the parties…
Fresh off her Golden Globe win for best supporting actress, Teyana Taylor wasted no time celebrating her next hit movie, "The Rip" -- with none other than her costars Matt Damon and Ben Affleck! TMZ obtained exclusive video of "The Rip" after-party…
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