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Bruce Blakeman says attendees should turn their backs on NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani at the 9/11 memorial over his refusal to condemn "globalize the intifada."
A Florida man is facing charges after he allegedly hacked his sleeping sister with a machete as her 1-year-old daughter was lying beside her in the bed.
Roddy White questions ESPN's decision as Steve Smith is expected to take an expanded role following Ryan Clark's departure from the network.
Trump singled out Abdul El-Sayed by name during a Las Vegas speech, calling communism the greatest threat facing the U.S. in its history.
A projectile struck a crowded Russian Black Sea beach Monday, killing seven people, including four children, and injuring 58. Russia blamed a Ukrainian drone attack as video captured the deadly impact.
A dispute over a lobster diving spot during Florida's lobster mini season allegedly turned deadly when a man shut off a diver's surface supplied air.
Body camera video shows Florida deputies finding 12 fake IDs in a Canadian woman's car after she allegedly gave a false name during a traffic stop.
A federal judge has ruled that the court order blocking Trump's termination of Haiti TPS is no longer in effect after the Supreme Court's ruling.
Sen. Ron Johnson's subcommittee obtained a copy of Anthony Fauci's pandemic-era iPhone as Rand Paul's panel weighs holding Fauci in contempt of Congress.
The Los Angeles Dodgers have lost six straight games after the Tarik Skubal trade, and their once-insurmountable 14-game lead continues to shrink.
Satire
U.S. — Apple TV series Ted Lasso has been renewed for a fifth season based on the strength of those three episodes that aired back in 2020 that were kind of okay.
FONTANA, CA — A local man has become convinced that he and the famous Superman actor, Henry Cavill, would totally be best friends if they ever had the chance to meet.
TRENTON, NJ — Due to yet another "glitch" in the state's computer database, officials confirmed that the tens of thousands of Moroccans who invaded Cetua, Spain last week were now registered to vote in New Jersey.
DETROIT, MI — Following the Senate primary victory won last night by Abdul El-Sayed, an official announcement was issued that the Middle East had expanded to include the state of Michigan.
KAYSVILLE, UT — Local Christian man Greg Moffat expressed annoyance this week over the fact that his faith in God's goodness continues to get in the way of sinking into despair over the state of American politics.
Oprah Winfrey announced that the school she founded for underprivileged girls in South Africa will close next year, ending operations after almost two decades. What do you think?
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U.S. — Christians with strong liberal leanings were abuzz with excitement this week, as a publisher introduced a new Progressive Bible that features perforated pages for easy removal of parts you don't like.
NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would teach viewers about shapes and colors. “At this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude a
DETROIT, MI — Following the controversial candidate's primary win in last night's Michigan Senate primary, joyous Democrats celebrated Abdul Al-Sayed's victory by firing AK-47s into the air.
The bride and groom are about to learn that a shared obsession with pickleball gets you about seven months.
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Live Better Than A King: Lord over this 750-square-foot studio replete with modern electricity—a luxury that Cyrus the Great, Charlemagne, and even the powerful Genghis Khan never experienced. Reference #21087
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ATHERTON, CA—With a hand-painted sign taped to the front of their fold-up card table, local Bay Area children Rowan and Amanda Denton reportedly opened an adrenochrome stand Wednesday along a busy suburban road. “Adrenochrome! Adrenochrome for sale! Freshly harvested!” said Rowan, 10, who wav
HAWTHORNE, CA—Providing customers with an expansive and growing library of premium content, smart doorbell manufacturer Ring launched a new streaming service Wednesday. Company officials said Ring+, as the subscription platform is called, features 3 trillion hours and counting of both live and p
BOZEMAN, MT—Upending long-held beliefs about how the prehistoric reptiles commemorated a juvenile female’s transition into adulthood, new evidence published Thursday by researchers at Montana State University suggests that dinosaurs had quinceañeras. “As we examined fossilized footprints in
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Park ranger Stella Leonard, 37, succumbed to her injuries Thursday after being mauled by a tourist.
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Sports
Yankees star Aaron Judge, who has not played in a game since May 31, was cleared for "light activity" after he had his fractured rib re-imaged Tuesday and remains confident he will return to play this season.
Suns forward Dillon Brooks agreed to a three-year, $73 million contract extension through the 2029-30 season, his agent told ESPN.
The new season of "Ted Lasso" was filmed in the U.S. at a real-life NWSL club for a cameo that serves as a key plot point of the show.
Lionel Messi scored a stellar pair of goals to guide his team to a come-from-behind 4-2 rout of Atlético de San Luis in its first game of the 2026 Leagues Cup.
A flyweight title rematch between Joshua Van and Alexandre Pantoja will headline UFC 331 in September, officials announced Thursday.
Lucas Jumalon, a 22-year-old poker pro from Spokane, Washington, beat Finland's Lauri Saaskilahti heads-up to win the 2026 World Series of Poker main event and $10 million.
FIFA said Wednesday it had apologized for errors made over Gianni Infantino's failed plan to sell stakes in the World Cup and that senior staff in attendance at a summit held in Morocco "reaffirmed their full support" for his presidency.
Mets rookie Jefry Yan jumped high in the air with his feet spread apart, landed on the front of the mound and then slapped the grass with his left hand while briefly going to a knee.
Pete Crow-Armstrong emerged as the favorite to win NL MVP on Wednesday after slugging two home runs in a win against the Dodgers that saw their star, Shohei Ohtani, also go deep twice.
Does quarterback Arch Manning face less pressure this season? Matt Leinart argues the Texas star faces less pressure than fans think.
Rosters are mostly locked in for 2026, but we crafted five potential win-win deals that teams should consider making before Week 1.
The National Women’s Soccer League will start its season earlier than ever next year to work around the Women’s World Cup.
Former Pro-Bowler Aaron Donald has formally worked out for the Los Angeles Rams.
Training camp continues across the NFL as teams make late roster additions, contract talks continue ahead of the start of the preseason.
Aaron Judge has been cleared to begin light workout activity, and the New York Yankees captain said he will return this season from the rib injury that’s sidelined him since May 31.
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The Los Angeles Dodgers have lost six consecutive games, and Colin Cowherd thinks the team has become a "mess."
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
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Tech
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Viture is releasing a more compact Mobile Dock Mini for just $99 alongside its new $299 smartglasses.
Nikita Bier was the face of some of the platform's biggest changes.
The terminal-based coding tool is powered by a new AI model, Muse Spark 1.2.
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The House passed its own version of the contentious KOSA bill in June.
Minecraft for the Switch 2 feels like a perfect place for mouse controls, but Mojang hasn't said anything about that feature yet.
A handful of high-level personnel changes are coming to DeepMind.
Researchers identified more than 50 ads on Meta properties that violated the company's policies on child sexual abuse material.
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Entertainment
The University of Akron is running an unheard-of promotion -- they're going to allow one special season ticket holder a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to call plays in a real game -- and head coach Joe Moorhead is explaining how it'll all go down!…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. The best toys aren't always the loudest. In fact, most parents would realistically prefer no noise or mess at all. If you're on the hunt for toys that'll keep the…
Before this cute kiddo in a U.S. Marine's 'fit turned into an American actor, he was just goofin' around in Connecticut with his brothers and dreaming of the big screen ... He's starred alongside many Hollywood icons like Drew Barrymore, Liam…
Ne-Yo's dog viciously attacked a woman who was just trying to drop off a package ... at least according to a new lawsuit. The woman, Dominique Bridgett is suing Ne-Yo over an incident she claims took place on or about July 12, 2025 in Georgia.…
Sydney Sweeney isn't just sending love to her wildfire-ravaged hometown from afar ... she's boots on the ground -- and Scooter Braun is right there with her. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Sydney and her boyfriend are in Washington…
An Arizona man's fishing trip ended with him literally going up in flames ... after a federal wildlife officer deployed a Taser while he was standing beside a gas pump. Clarence "Chuck" Coyl captured the absolutely terrifying July 16 confrontation…
Donald Trump Jr. is officially cutting one of the last big financial ties to ex-fiancée Kimberly Guilfoyle ... shelling out $7.6 Million to buy her out of the Florida mansion they once shared. According to a deed filed Monday and reported by The…
Nolan Wells' friends have had enough of being accused online over his death ... and they're bringing in one of President Trump's heavy hitters to fight back. "The Officer Tatum Show" host Brandon Tatum reports attorney J. Tyler Cox -- who…
Perez Hilton's longtime podcast is in limbo while he receives medical care following his alarming live stream ... with his cohost saying no decision has been made about the show's future. Chris Booker addressed the status of their iHeart podcast…
A hospital is usually where people go to avoid the Grim Reaper ... not find him waiting on the roof. A man named Leon Gillespie -- decked out in a black hooded costume and carrying what appeared to be a long scythe -- took his scare act to new…
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