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Donna Rotunno, a legal expert and Fox News podcast host, talked to Fox News Digital about the situation Tiger Woods is facing after his arrest in Florida.
A watchdog group alleges Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez misused nearly $19,000 in campaign funds to pay a psychiatrist, filing a federal FEC complaint.
Mike Rowe called out Jimmy Kimmel for his “tone deaf" comments mocking new DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin for being a former plumber, admitting he is a “tad butt hurt" by the dig.
Former CIA station chief Dan Hoffman warns sending U.S. troops to Iran's Kharg Island is "extremely risky" due to ballistic missile and drone threats.
The Supreme Court declined to hear a petition from Tiger King's Joe Exotic on Monday, leaving in place a lower court's rejection of his retrial request.
Amanda Peet says Hollywood is "smoke and mirrors," speaking candidly about the competitive industry, aging and her breast cancer diagnosis.
Thomas More Society threatens to sue a New Jersey school district over a policy allegedly hiding students' gender identity from parents, marking the first test of a recent Supreme Court ruling.
Karoline Leavitt blasted The New York Times over an article about the White House ballroom plans, saying the project costs taxpayers nothing and is long overdue.
San Francisco 49ers general manager John Lynch shut down the buzz around the theory that an electrical substation was the catalyst for injuries on the team.
Frederick Douglass Academy High School spends $93,000 per student with only 27 enrolled and zero students proficient in math or reading, data shows.

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JERUSALEM—In an effort to soften the blow for a human race eagerly awaiting His glorious arrival, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, clarified Monday that His return would be strictly limited to His carpentry business. “While I will soon appear once more upon the earthly realm, My sole focus during t
BOSTON—In startling new research connecting gaming habits with verbal behavior, a Boston College study published Monday found that young children who played violent video games were significantly more likely to say “That’s Goro” when shown a picture of Goro. “While their peers who did not
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WASHINGTON—Saying the expansive response was entirely justified based on the dire state of her physical appearance, outgoing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem defended the use of force on her own face Thursday. During a press conference, the 54-year-old soon-to-be former Cabinet member spoke
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VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo boldly proclaimed today that God does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, so long as you don't count King David, or Joshua, or Gideon, or Samson, or Elijah, or Hezekiah, or any of those other people in the Bible.
U.S. - In a new milestone for Major League Baseball, every single inning of a game was aired on a different streaming platform.
The International Olympic Committee banned transgender women from female events at the upcoming 2028 Los Angeles Olympics and future games, with the IOC also confirming that all athletes wanting to compete in the female category will have to undergo a one-off screening to detect their biological sex
NASA will repurpose components from a scrapped space station to construct a $20 billion ‌base on the moon’s surface over the next seven years, opting to focus on infrastructure that supports sustained operations on the lunar surface. What do you think? The post NASA To Build $20 Billion Moon Bas
WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in which he stated that he was only six animal penises away from curing cancer. “After major breakt
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Sports
For the 16 fan bases whose team doesn't make it, here's a guide on who they should root for.
The Metro teams face off Monday -- and maybe again in April. Plus, bracket projections, draft lottery standings.
Could Pistons-Thunder be a Finals preview? Plus, updated playoff projections, draft lottery standings after Sunday.
We evaluated every playoff contender's biggest weaknesses, how it will impact the postseason and which team is best positioned to exploit them.
Who will cut down the nets in Indianapolis? Here's an early look at the national semifinals.
Four teams will play for it all next weekend. Let's rank Michigan, Arizona, Illinois and UConn one final time.
Baseball's new ABS system is the talk of the sport. We hand out awards after the first weekend of the rule.
Matt Miller predicted every pick in the 2026 NFL draft, from the Raiders' selection at No. 1 to the Broncos' Mr. Irrelevant slot at the end of Round 7.
Taking a look at early lines, which bets stand out as potential values ahead of the tournament's round of four?
Odds for each remaining team to advance and to win the 2026 women's college basketball championship.
Let's take a look at nine group stage matches that we’re excited to watch at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Three rounds down, two to go. Check out the men's NCAA title odds heading into the Elite Eight.
From UConn's memorable win over Duke to Yaxel Lendeborg's dominance, FOX Sports' Michael Cohen offers up four takeaways from the Elite Eight.
Following an embarrassing loss to Belgium, the USA has a golden chance to redeem itself in Tuesday's tuneup against Portugal.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Braylon Mullins' game-winning 3 capped "another epic chapter in the UConn-Duke NCAA Tournament dramatics," says coach Dan Hurley.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules for all eight teams, plus results.
Chase Elliott's win at Martinsville was huge for him and for the entire Hendrick Motorsports team.
MLB is back, and here's what we learned from opening weekend in 2026.

Tech
Never miss a delivery. These WIRED-tested picks will help you keep tabs on your front door from anywhere.
Whether you want to sleep through the party or rock out (safely) to your favorite band, these earplugs will help block out the noise.
Galen Buckwalter says brain-computer interfaces will have to be enjoyable to use if the technology is going to be successful.
WIRED surveyed the ways the Trump administration is working to manipulate this year’s midterm elections.
Every winter, 80,000 people gather in the California desert for King of the Hammers, a popular racing series featuring high-speed relays and rock crawling with dirt bikes, stock VW Bugs, and million-dollar trophy trucks.
Documents show the tax agency is testing a Palantir tool to surface “highest-value” audit and investigation targets from a maze of legacy systems.
It's a sad day for the dozens of players still grinding The Elder Scrolls: Blades. Bethesda announced that it's permanently shutting down the servers for its free-to-play mobile spinoff on June 30. First spotted on Reddit, The Elder Scrolls: Blades has already been delisted from the App Store and Go
The fighting game community is going to have their hands full this summer between the release of Marvel Tōkon: Fighting Souls and Avatar Legends: The Fighting Game. The studio behind the 2D fighting game based in the Avatar universe announced that a July 2 release date with a trailer that shows off
Bluesky is the latest social media platform to throw its hat into the AI chatbot ring. Bluesky, but specifically its chief innovation officer Jay Graber and her new Exploration team, built a new AI assistant called Attie that's designed to help users create custom feeds. Graber called Attie an "agen
Shopping for a phone can be an ordeal. That’s why we’ve tested almost every Android phone, from the smartest to the cheapest—even phones that fold—to find the ones worth your money.
The incidents in Austin raise questions about how self-driving cars “learn” and adapt to their surroundings.
Everyone needs a good pair of ANC earbuds. These are the best of the bunch.
All your snaps come with metadata containing more information than you might realize.
A new trailer has given us our best look yet at the upcoming The Ghost in the Shell anime. While it might not tell us all that much about the direction the show will go in plot-wise, it sure is aesthetically pleasing, with a throwback art style that looks a lot more like the original manga than we'v
Austria is the latest country to prepare a social media ban for its children, but it's going even further than others by including anyone under 14. In a press release, the Austrian government said it has introduced a comprehensive catalogue of measures meant to shield minors from the harms of social
President Donald Trump may have a tendency to put his name on everything, but his administration decided to go with the more authoritative The White House App for his latest pursuit. Now available on the App Store and Google Play store, the official White House App claims to gives Americans "a direc
Two new models of Meta Ray-Ban AI glasses are on the way, and they're going to be catered towards those who use prescription lenses, according to a Bloomberg report. While these are supposed to be announced next week, Bloomberg noted that these won't be a "new generation" of Meta's smart glasses. Yo
The first crewed mission of NASA's Artemis moon program may take off in a matter of days, with a launch window that opens on April 1, and as preparations are underway for that, the space agency is refocusing its plan to establish a human presence on the moon. NASA announced major changes to its appr
Ivy Road, the video game developer behind Annapurna-published cozy game Wanderstop, is shutting down on March 31. While Wanderstop was well-received and even critically acclaimed, it seems like it wasn’t enough of a hit to sustain the studio while it develops a new game without getting investors i
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. As ever, we've got some new games for you to dive into this weekend, and a glimpse at some upcoming titles. But, first, a look at indie studio Albatross Interactive's take on a multiplayer mode from a much-loved blockbuster. 

Entertainment
Lindsay Graham said he was doing business in Florida, and just made a short pit stop at Disney World, but based on this new photo ... he was a full-blown tourist. Someone who answered TMZ's call to shoot photos and videos of members of Congress on…
Tiger Woods is addressing the question everyone is asking -- Why doesn't he get a driver, especially if he has a clear substance abuse problem. Well, he's not giving the answer people wanted. Tiger cares a lot about his privacy, at least according…
MMA fighter Maycee Barber got choked up talking about her knockout loss over the weekend, saying she looked dead lying there on the canvas. Barber posted a video on X after she was savagely beaten by her opponent, Alexa Grasso, during their UFC…
Alex Pereira vs. Ciryl Gane is one of the most anticipated MMA fights of the year, and Francis Ngannou is breaking down the scrap for TMZ Sports! We recently spoke to The Predator, and asked him about the co-main event for Freedom 250 ... going…
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Before these two sisters cozying up for a photo turned into actresses, they were just soaking up the SoCal sun, and singing and acting with big dreams of turning into stars ... "The Kissing Booth" and "The Young and the Restless" are a couple of…
Britney Spears' Instagram has been dominated by wholesome, quality time with family since she returned to the social media site following her latest DUI arrest ... and she just posted the cutest reel yet! The pop icon -- whose profile is private to…
Tiger Woods' latest DUI arrest reportedly has friends wondering when he's going to "get real" and start acting his age. According to People, a source close to the legendary golfer says, "Tiger has yet to look in the mirror and say, 'You're 50 years…
Kendra Duggar was reportedly taken to a 'private residence' after getting released from an Arkansas detention facility following her March 20 arrest. Kendra was released under a $1,470 bond 90 minutes after being booked, and People reports she was…
Bam Margera showed us he's still got it when it comes to skateboarding skills ... he just needs a lot more warm-up than he used to! We caught up with the 46-year-old former skateboarder at LAX on Friday, as Bam was on his way to a skate event at…

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