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An analyst says fears are growing in Jerusalem that President Trump could flip on Netanyahu amid U.S.-Iran deal tensions, with strikes in Beirut complicating talks.
Author Lyndee Walker's attempt at a number eight birthday cake for her son went hilariously viral after her husband pointed out it looked like boobs.
Wildlife expert Ned Bruha of Florida says using Irish Spring soap around a yard is not a proven skunk repellent. He reveals why — and suggests what to do instead.
The annual Congressional baseball game poses unique challenges as lawmakers on the same team wear duplicate uniform numbers, making broadcasts tricky.
Authorities say at least 12 people were killed after an aircraft crashed near Butler Memorial Airport in Missouri, prompting a multi-agency investigation.
Sen. Katie Britt says Republicans are prepared to pursue a third reconciliation package if Democrats refuse to cooperate on government funding.
Israel eliminates senior Hezbollah commander Ali Musa Daqduq, accused of orchestrating the 2007 kidnapping and murder of five American soldiers.
Curacao scores its first-ever World Cup goal against Germany at Houston's NRG Stadium, led by manager Dick Advocaat in the 2026 Group Stage.
Sen. Mitch McConnell, 84, has been hospitalized for an undisclosed health issue, according to his office, which said he is receiving excellent care.
Morgan Wallen continues to dominate charts despite controversies including arrests, canceled shows, and onstage meltdowns throughout his career.
Satire
As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints in the Bible that Jesus was truly the one called Christ.
LONDON — Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following the attempted beheading of an Irishman by a Sudanese migrant, leading UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer to ask the Irish not to bicker and argue over who beheaded whom.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As racial tensions continued to rise in the wake of the verdict handed down in the Austin Metcalf murder trial, a somber former President Barack Obama said if he had a son who stabbed someone in the heart with a knife, he would look just like Karmelo Anthony.
AUGUSTA, ME — The citizens of Maine have cast their votes to officially update the state flag to include a swastika.
A McDonald’s employee in California suffered severe burns across his face and body after a coworker tossed hot oil on him, the reason for the attack remaining unknown. What do you think?
The post McDonald’s Worker Suffers Severe Burns After Being Attacked With Hot Oil appeared first on The Onion
Unsubscribing from spam texts is well known, but did you know you can also unsubscribe from your wife? All you have to do is text back "UNSUBSCRIBE" and she's legally required to stop.
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local mom Rachel Thompson reportedly enjoyed a brief half-hour break this week in between finishing all the laundry and having to do more laundry.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Following last week's primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general election between an avowed communist and an avowed communist.
Doug Valdez, 91, passed away early Friday morning in an attempt to beat the weekend rush into heaven.
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Staggering out into the blinding light of day, Euphoria showrunner Sam Levinson reportedly emerged from a 7-year drug binge Wednesday horrified to learn what he had created. “Wait, I did what?” said a shaky, bleary-eyed Levinson as he looked through his phone in an attempt
The post Rick Brunson Tests Jalen Brunson Again On What To Say When Press Asks About Bruises appeared first on The Onion.
What are you doing here? This is not for piddling swine like you. Be gone! Back to your frumpy duplex you go! Reference #295432
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SAN FRANCISCO—Expanding their offerings of erectile health products, male-focused wellness brand Hims announced a new line of folders Wednesday for holding in front of embarrassing boners. “These safe, discreet folders are specially formulated to ensure you are the only one who knows that you ar
MINNEAPOLIS—Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco g
Despite advances in technology, training, and performance optimization, some achievements in sports have stood the test of time. The following athletic records remain unbroken.
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MIAMI—In an official filing with the U.S. Department of Labor, Amazon employees alleged Monday that they had been exposed to inhumane working conditions while staffing the human chessboard that executive chairman Jeff Bezos maintains on the grounds of his Florida compound. “We’re not allowed
MCKINNEY, TX — Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree murder, expressed regret that he didn't convert to Islam and stab someone in the UK instead.
On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of prophecy, tongues, and more. But which gifts are the coolest?
Actor Idris Elba dismissed longstanding rumors that he would be the next James Bond, calling the speculation “unrealistic” and claiming that many global audiences would never accept a Black male in the iconic role. What do you think?
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U.S. — The nation was thrown into a state of shock on Tuesday afternoon, as a jury in Texas ruled that you can't just stab someone in the heart for no reason at all.
Sports
Here's where all 30 NBA teams stand ahead of the 2026-27 season, based on votes from our insiders. Who's No. 1? And who's No. 30?
It was bedlam on Broadway as the Knicks won their first NBA championship in 53 years.
Lewis Hamilton has said he "never gave up hope" of achieving a victory with Ferrari after securing his first win with the Italian team at the Barcelona-Catalunya Grand Prix on Sunday.
Kai Havertz scored two goals as Germany pulled away from World Cup first-timer Curaçao late in the opening half and piled on after that in a 7-1 win Sunday in a group match.
Spurs star Victor Wembanyama says he is "not running away" from the pain of losing to the Knicks in the NBA Finals, calling the experience "the biggest learning moment" of his life.
Three teams -- the Spurs, Thunder and Celtics -- have better odds to win the 2027 NBA championship than the Knicks at sportsbooks around the nation.
Brooks Koepka's status for the U.S. Open next week could be in jeopardy after he withdrew from the final round of the RBC Canadian Open with a hand injury.
Spencer Strider's MRI revealed inflammation in his ailing right elbow, and the Braves won't know the next step for their right-handed pitcher until the results are viewed by Dr. Keith Meister.
Somali referee Omar Artan will be paid for his World Cup match assignments by FIFA, sources have told ESPN, despite being refused entry into the United States prior to the start of the tournament.
The offseason is here for all 30 teams. What lies ahead for the Knicks, Spurs, Lakers, Thunder and every franchise?
Here’s a look at some of the best moments from Jameis Winston’s World Cup journey.
Welcome to America, where everything is bigger and weirder.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Get caught up with every goal from the 2026 World Cup from best to worst.
Pole-sitter Denny Hamlin is the favorite for Pocono. Here are the latest odds for the Great American Getaway 400.
Here's the latest look at some of the most notable news around the World Cup.
"Country roads, take me home..."
Based on the odds, the next World Cup winner could come from Europe or South America. Here's the latest.
Check out the odds for which nations have the best chance to meet in the 2026 FIFA World Cup Final, including a potential dream matchup.
Can a new nation win the FIFA World Cup for the first time since Spain in 2010? Check out the latest odds.
Tech
Here are some ways you can get a Kindle Unlimited membership at a discounted price.
Apple is still holding some of its iOS 27 cards close to its chest.
Customers can order new joysticks, batteries, screens and more.
Our self-proclaimed Scroogian (cheapskate) book-loving writer has put together a guide on finding free books for your Kindle.
Our expert sports fan made a detailed guide on what sports you can watch on Apple TV in multiview and how to do so. Plus, some tips for non-Apple TV users too.
When you need something that’s as mannishly masculinized as you can get for the Man™ in your life, we have you covered.
From smart apps and planters to unique tools, these gifts will turn even a black thumb into a next-level plant parent.
Suunto swaps bone for air conduction, giving these open-ear earbuds a perfect fit for the great outdoors.
President Donald Trump says a secret mission moved 100 million barrels of oil through the blocked Strait of Hormuz. That number is impossible to verify.
This handheld device combines red light therapy, microcurrents, sonic vibration, warmth, and a serum to support healthy hair growth.
The old-fashioned drip coffee maker has come a long way. These impressive machines can turn your barista into a stranger.
The Škoda Peaq, which will debut this summer as the European automaker’s flagship model, seats seven and has an intriguing design. It will almost certainly come with a hefty price tag.
Here are some wearables that will last longer than a mere two days while offering some of the features you might be looking for.
The point-and-click adventure game based on the horror anthology series arrives in August.
The magnetic fields emitted by your headphones will need to be used a safe distance away from your CIDs.
You can use your AirPods as a remote control for your iPhone's camera. Here's how.
Parker Solar Probe makes another flyby of the sun, solar energy bags a win, and more science stories
This week's science news.
The rest of Dyson’s promised 2026 vacuum lineup is here, from the new Dyson V16 Piston Animal to an updated version of the favored Dyson V8 Cyclone.
As World Cup action kicks off, we look at the physics of the beautiful game.
Whether you want to buy cheaper electricity, store solar energy, or guard against outages, EcoFlow’s home battery might be just what you need.
Entertainment
Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized again ... and his team is keeping the details close to the vest. The former Senate Majority Leader's spokesperson, David Popp, released a brief statement Sunday ... announcing McConnell was taken to the…
Oliver Tree has died after a tragic helictoper crash in Brazil ... according to local authorities. CNN Brazil -- citing Civil Police of Rio de Janeiro -- reported Tree and 5 others were killed after two helicopters collided above an electric…
Donald Trump is one of the oldest sitting presidents in U.S. history ... and now he's completed another decade of life. Trump is turning 80 today, and he's celebrating at the White House UFC Freedom 250 event, which is going down on the South Lawn.…
Kim Kardashian turned a night at Ariana Grande’s "Eternal Sunshine" concert into a viral moment ... showing up to support her ex-boyfriend's ex-fiancée. The SKIMS founder was seen in the audience alongside former 'American Horror Story' co-star…
Glen Powell and Michelle Randolph are smoochin' in New York City ... and not exactly trying to hide it. We got photos of the pair out Saturday as they're seen showing some serious PDA while out in the Big Apple ... including multiple moments of…
A video of Aldon Smith getting a haircut just days before his death has surfaced online, showing the former NFL star in a reflective mood during a routine barbershop visit. In the clip, Smith is seated in the barber’s chair as he chats casually…
Charles Barkley couldn’t hide his surprise over one familiar face showing up courtside during Game 5 of the NBA Finals ... and he made sure to call it out on live TV. As "Inside the NBA" was heading to a commercial break on Saturday night,…
Jalen Brunson is making it clear he’s got Monica McNutt’s back after she caught heat from Taylor Swift fans during the NBA Finals ... and he has a message for the Swifties. Following the Knicks’ championship-clinching Game 5 win, Brunson took…
A shooting in Times Square left one teenager injured following the Knicks’ Game 5 NBA Finals victory ... with police describing a night of widespread chaos across New York City. Law enforcement sources tell us the most serious incident unfolded…
Timothée Chalamet is going viral after making his priorities pretty clear ... he'd take a seat at a New York Knicks game over The Oscars any day. In the viral video circulating online, the four-time Oscar nominee suggests he’d choose being in…
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