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An Air India captain, Sunny Sharad Asaldekar, 46, was found unresponsive in his New Delhi hotel room during a layover, sparking renewed fatigue concerns for pilots.
Riley Green's new album "That's Just Me" dropped with 19 tracks, and the emotional "Lookout Mountain" featuring Randy Owen is already a standout.
Young Michigan voters at Abdul El-Sayed's rally explain why Democratic Socialists of America's platform on Medicare for All appeals to them.
Maye Musk defended Sydney Sweeney's nude sports ad and slammed tax dollars sent to fake nursing homes in a wide-ranging interview with Tomi Lahren.
'Ted Lasso' Season 4 built its entire plot around women's soccer and feminist themes, yet progressive critics still said the show failed women.
Karen Waldrup, a country music star based in Nashville, reveals how she channeled the heartbreak of her fall 2025 divorce into powerful new music, including "Keeping the Faith."
Pinto Ron's bowling ball shots, beer horns and hour-long concession lines define the wild Bills Mafia tailgate scene in Orchard Park, New York.
America hosts 75% of global high-performance compute, but moratoriums on AI data centers risk ceding that strategic advantage to China and rivals.
Lindy Li reveals Ashley Biden threatened to sue her over claims about Joe Biden's cognitive decline, sharing screenshots of the since-deleted post.
NewTree Social founder Maddy O'Connor built a community events app to help people discover local gatherings, wellness events and run clubs nearby.
Satire
Men, if you've been married for any length of time, then you've no doubt fallen prey to a trap question. Women love asking questions they don't want answers to, just so they can start a fight. It's in their nature. But we got you, fam.
SACRAMENTO, CA — Famously dyslexic Governor Gavin Newsom hosted a press conference today celebrating gas prices in California reaching a new milestone of $1.87.
KANSAS CITY, MO — One of football's biggest stars was revealed to have fallen prey to scammers, as Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was victimized by a criminal ring that forces people to dress like idiots.
EPHRAIM — With his marriage to former prostitute Gomer off to a rocky start, the prophet Hosea began to seriously regret his decision to forego premarital counseling.
After two delays, the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI will be released this November. Here is everything we know about the game so far. Open-world activities include playing volleyball, chess, cards, or GTA V Gunshot sound effects performed by Sir Ian McKellen Child support payments carry ove
WASHINGTON—Insisting that the adjustment was long overdue, the Federal Bureau of Investigation announced Thursday that it would raise the national murder rate for the first time since 2023. “For far too long, prior administrations succumbed to pressure to continuously reduce the number of Americ
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States House of Representatives canceled all scheduled votes and went on break to recuperate from a long, tough stretch of not doing anything.
Here are the steps the NFL follows to evaluate head injuries. Step 1: Player receives devastating helmet-to-helmet hit that leaves him motionless for 46 seconds Step 2: Spotter initiates protocol after noticing entire offense kneeling in prayer beside teammate Step 3: Referee blows ceremonial gjalla
BRUSSELS — Speaking in Strasbourg, France, on Wednesday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that she had deemed Canada weak enough to join the European Union.
GÖBEKLITEPE — The invention of the wheel may lead to massive job loss, according to a caveman who sounded the alarm to warn the rest of caveman society.
The post Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde appeared first on The Onion.
PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadium tour. “This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie,” said the 35-year-old music
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In a dramatic reversal of decades of established organizational practice, the PGA Tour announced Wednesday that, effective immediately, golf would be loud. “After careful consideration, the board of directors and I agree that, going forward, the game of golf will be really
A totally oblivious Tyler Neiman, 29, will be killed Wednesday while commuting home from his bowling league. Though still alive for now, he will be missed.
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GREENSBORO, NC—Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his neighbor’s mulch. “Well, well, well—unless my eyes deceive, I’d say we’ve got ourselves
LAS VEGAS—Seemingly unbothered by his disgrace as he sauntered through the glass doors and onto the Las Vegas Strip, coward Kevin Lombardo reportedly left the Flamingo casino Friday even though he still had a full $200 in his wallet. “I sat there and actually watched that spineless piece of shi
More than 8,000 people in Michigan received IDs with a photo of a random smiling man printed on them, with officials stressing the photo is a generic non-resident. What do you think?
The post Thousands Of IDs Misprinted With Random Man’s Face appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
The future of Pittsburgh's No. 1 cornerback with the team he grew up around remains unclear. Here's what we know.
Minnesota vs. Chicago? Trevor Lawrence vs. Bo Nix? There are more games left in Week 2, and we have picks, predictions, key stats, watchability ratings and more.
It's not the first time a big-name coach -- or Kiffin himself -- has returned to a vengeful campus.
It's a twisted tale of grandstanding politicians, colorful characters and college football's most polarizing figure.
Enes Kanter Freedom declared himself a woman and said he's eligible for the WNBA draft. Legal experts point out strengths and flaws in his case.
The WNBA playoff teams are set, but all eight seeds are up for grabs before the regular season ends Sept. 24.
This weekend's schedule has plenty of intriguing matchups beyond the little tussle in Oxford.
What to know for Week 3, including Lane Kiffin's return to Oxford, under-the-radar games and teams on upset watch.
Leah Pruett, in contention for her first NHRA Top Fuel title, will step away from the series at the end of this season to focus on having a second child with husband Tony Stewart. Pruett is currently third in the standings, one spot ahead of Stewart.
Michael Sweetney, who played four seasons in the NBA with the Knicks and Bulls after a standout college career at Georgetown, has died. He was 43.
Why did NFL teams score so many points in Week 1? We asked a few coordinators for their best guess as to why it happened.
The Cowboys' defensive meltdown against the Giants was a sign that they need a big-time play-maker like the one they traded to Green Bay one year ago.
Ravens defensive coordinator Anthony Weaver explained why he views Saints QB Tyler Shough as "a poor man's Josh Allen" in a good way.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the NFL Week 2 Washington Commanders and Dallas Cowboys game.
Detroit stars Aidan Hutchinson and Jack Campbell ripped the Lions' performance after the defense gave up 446 total yards vs. Buffalo.
No. 1 Nebraska hosts No. 25 North Carolina on Friday at Bob Devaney Sports Center. Here's the TV channel, streaming and start time for the nonconference matchup.
The Bills are climbing after an impressive Week 2 win. Can they overtake the Rams early in the season?
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the CFB Week 3 Houston Cougars and Texas Tech Red Raiders game.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the CFB Week 3 Portland State Vikings and Oregon Ducks game.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 3 Texas Tech vs. Houston game, as well as information on how to watch.
Tech
In honor of its 40th anniversary, we celebrate the greatest Transformers movie ever made.
The reliably Republican South Dakota senate seat has an incumbent on the ballot. But PACs associated with AI labs and investors have already spent more money on the race than actual residents have.
Anthropic’s CEO says that safety hinges on understanding how AI “thinks.” So far the evidence is disturbing.
The Street Figher popcorn bucket could make things easier for anyone planning to dress as Guile for Halloween.
The most notable AirPods 5 upgrades are available on both models, but you'll be happier with the pricier one.
The satirical collaboration between a creative studio and the music producer behind Big Data, “Bezzy” is a cute little doll that spews the sounds of real data centers.
After three months of daily anti-government protests—dubbed the Flamingo Revolution—the sudden mass suspension of Instagram accounts has led to fears of brigading against demonstrators.
It's tough times for the midrange phone.
Anthropic now has its own bio research lab in San Francisco.
Here's everything you'll get with Apple and Samsung's latest high-end smartwatches.
Images taken by the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter led to the discovery of a moon crater that's 728 feet wide. Impacts like that only happen once a century.
Executives from OpenAI and Microsoft were reportedly worried about ChatGPT training that scraped millions of news articles.
From a calendar that keeps my family organized to a frame that rescues photos from my camera roll, these favorites make thoughtful gifts.
How are women really faring in Silicon Valley? Submit your questions to our panel and we'll give you the scoop.
David Baker spoke with WIRED en Español about where biological design is headed next and the great potential and risks of taking biology outside the bounds of the natural world.
The left wants AI regulation. They just can't agree on what it should look like or how concerned they should be.
Charge your trio of Apple gadgets–iPhone, Apple Watch, and AirPods–with one of my favorite telescopic stands.
Heat records are being shattered thanks to a boost from the natural climate pattern—and burning fossil fuels, of course.
Waymo has announced its next international location: Singapore.
You're probably better off buying a basic gaming PC than messing with an eGPU.
Entertainment
Taylor Frankie Paul may want to switch to showers ... because her mom says a 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' scene showing TFP taking a bath is downright gross. Liann May vented her frustrations with Season 5 of the hit reality show in a TikTok…
The Florida mother charged with incest, Christina Clemens, is out of jail as she awaits trial ... and a judge ordered her to have absolutely no contact with her son, Shane, who she allegedly had sex with around 100 times. According to new legal…
Duncan Sheik -- a singer-songwriter whose debut hit "Barely Breathing" made him a household name -- has died ... according to a post on his social media. The post went up just a few minutes ago ... featuring a smiling Duncan holding his guitar. The…
Tom Cruise is opening up about his viral hangout with Taylor Swift at the Kansas City Chiefs' NFL opener ... and it's clear he's officially a Swiftie! Tom went on the 'Tonight Show' Thursday and told host Jimmy Fallon ... "She was schooling me on…
Abdul El-Sayed went in HARD on Veep JD Vance Friday ... calling him out for a "fake" beard, claiming he's juiced up on TRT, and challenging him to a weight room battle! Jacob got the Democrat Socialist Senatorial candidate from Michigan near the…
Miley Cyrus threw a huge party in the USA ... with tons of fans descending on the Chateau Marmont to catch a glimpse of the star at her album release event. The singer-songwriter hit the event Thursday night in an eye-catching black dress ...…
The 1993 cold case murder of a 10-year-old Maryland boy may finally be solved ... a 61-year-old man has now been charged with rape and murder in the youngster's death. The Prince George's County PD announced that Joseph Lynch was charged Wednesday…
A husband and wife ran the Hummingbird Day Spa in California, raking in a whopping $700,000 a year ... but the windfall was all thanks to its prostitution services, authorities say. Lin Wang, 46, and Xian Wang, 48, were the owners of the spa that…
The holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy case is calling BS on claims that he had reasonable doubt ... insisting he's convinced she meticulously planned to kill her kids. Michael Péguy Desronvil is speaking out personally for the first time ...…
A group of college students sitting on their porch asked dozens of non-students gathering there for a street takeover to get off their property ... and were mercilessly attacked and beaten in response. It all went down just outside York College in…
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