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Luis Alberto Osorio admitted to buying 140 firearms including military-style rifles for violent Mexican drug-trafficking organizations in a straw purchase scheme.
Jessica Simpson shared bikini photos from her Turks and Caicos birthday trip on Instagram, lounging in a black polka dot two-piece in paradise.
Video shows Buffalo Bills offensive tackle Dion Dawkins scooping dog poop off the NFL practice field in Crocs, igniting a fierce online debate.
Deshaun Watson completed 11 of 15 passes in his return from dual Achilles tears, while Shedeur Sanders and Dillon Gabriel both threw interceptions.
Jamal Adams was carted off at MetLife Stadium with a knee injury, and Vikings head coach Kevin O'Connell said the first look was "not good" for the veteran.
Jaxson Dart was rocked by a Jay Ward blitz in the Giants-Vikings preseason opener, causing another medical evaluation for a concussion and questions about his return to play.
Henry Winkler almost studied to become a child psychologist before transitioning into a career as an actor and finding fame as Fonzie on "Happy Days."
Dean Miller says his father joined the Army as a teen after he was caught stealing from a club. The judge then gave him a choice between jail and the Army.
Former Los Angeles vice detective Michael Douglas Brambles, paroled in 2020 under California's elderly inmates law, faces new kidnapping charges.
The New York Mets trolled Jayden Daniels on X after beating the Washington Nationals, joining the viral mockery over his cease-and-desist letter to LSU.
Satire
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LOS ANGELES, CA — As heated debate continued to rage across the nation and on Capitol Hill over legislation designed to secure U.S. elections, former Vice President Kamala Harris issued a dire warning that the SAVE America Act could result in America being saved.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A special WNBA task force announced on Thursday that they had been unable to define a woman after several hours of meetings led to a stalemate on where to go to lunch.
WASHINGTON—Blasting the 2-year-old’s incessant lying to the American people, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Thursday slammed her toddler son over baseless accusations that the caterpillar was very hungry. “Time and time again, this vindictive child has served up fabrications r
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani's planned city-managed grocery stores were reportedly set to feature an exclusive "Queue Where You Wait For Loaves Of Leavened Flour Products", the mayor's office confirmed on Thursday.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions.
America's 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it's so much more! For example, the state bird is a lark bunting. Bet you didn't know that.
NEW YORK, NY — Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women's National Basketball Association decided to bring in a revered Supreme Court Justice to help settle the question.
BOSTON, MA — The state's Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech in front of the state Capitol on Thursday morning, further emphasizing their commitment to promoting child sacrifice.
Surveillance company Flock’s automatic license plate readers, which are used by over 5,000 law enforcement agencies across 49 states, are generating controversy. The Onion examines the pros and cons of the technology. PRO Helps police officers violates civil rights far faster than if they were wor
MCCOOK, IL—Complaining that he couldn’t even walk down the street without being mistaken for a world-class basketball player, doughy Eastern European immigrant Vukašin Petrović told reporters Thursday that he was tired of everyone assuming he was an NBA superstar. “Just because I’m a 6-fo
WASHINGTON—Surrounded on all sides by overturned furniture, ripped-out desk drawers, and dozens of loose items flung wildly from their shelves, President Donald Trump reportedly tore up the White House on Thursday in a frantic search for more munitions. “Come on, come on, there’s gotta be one
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Scientists have for the first time used AI to create viruses that don’t exist in nature, a milestone that has prompted hopes for medical breakthroughs and fears of new biological threats. What do you think?
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Kirk Devine, 45, passed away in a hot-air balloon explosion last Wednesday. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that mourners find and return Devine’s body parts.
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PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg reportedly smothered his metaverse avatar Thursday using a digital pillow. According to sour
Sports
The legendary coach, architect of some of the most explosive offenses in NBA history, talks "seven seconds or less,' Madison Square Garden and a "doomed" Lakers tenure.
Cardinals rookie outfielder Joshua Baez set an MLB record with three home runs in the first three plate appearances of his major league career Saturday.
Veteran defender Jamal Adams was taken to the locker room on a cart Saturday shortly after his preseason debut with the Vikings
Quarterback Deshaun Watson, in his first game since the 2024 season, completed 11 of 15 passes for 126 yards and led two scoring drives, the only points for the Cleveland Browns in a 34-10 preseason loss to the Chicago Bears on Saturday at Soldier Field.
Giants quarterback Jaxson Dart said he is 'puzzled' after being checked for a concussion during Saturday's preseason game against the Vikings.
Rams rookie Ty Simpson, the second quarterback taken in this year's draft, showed plenty of poise in going 21-of-25 for 190 yards and two touchdowns in his preseason debut against the Chiefs on Saturday.
Scottie Scheffler settled in after a rough start Saturday for a 2-under 68, giving him a two-shot lead over Sam Burns and Sungjae Im in the FedEx St. Jude Championship.
Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton said he was "shocked" to learn his first game back from a torn Achilles tendon would not be nationally televised when the NBA regular-season schedule was released last week.
Linebacker Gideon ESPN Lampron, who met Colorado's Deion Sanders while boarding a December flight, has been a camp standout for the Buffaloes, with the coach telling reporters he is "a bona fide leader. He's a playmaker. He's a guy who loves to practice."
Los Angeles Rams first-rounder Ty Simpson delivered an impressive preseason performance against the Kansas City Chiefs.
Joshua Baez became the latest rookie to homer in his MLB debut, but the St. Louis Cardinals' newest player did more than just that.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
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Will Christopher Bell break his second-place streak or will pole-sitter Ryan Blaney get into Victory Lane? Latest odds for Saturday's Cook Out 400.
Drivers were generally happy with INDYCAR's course at Markham after finally getting practice time Saturday on the track.
Indiana head coach Curt Cignetti joked about Notre Dame not being in a conference when discussing their cancelled home-and-home series.
The Seattle Seahawks have reportedly made three-time Pro Bowler Devon Witherspoon the highest-paid cornerback in NFL history.
The D-backs shut down the Braves, the Red Sox are struggling, the Dodgers bounced back, the Astros walked off the Mariners and more from Friday's MLB action.
Tech
If you want the best quality out of your Bluetooth audio, it's worth reviewing some settings.
Replacing the battery on your Apple Watch can extend its life, but you'll have to determine whether it's worthwhile for your model.
When will the price of RAM come back down again?
Anthropic has explained its text watermarking approach.
While there have been many twists and turns in the company's evolution, it remains one of the biggest names in the telecommunications industry.
If your internet has been slower than usual lately, your router might need a reset. Here are some things you can try.
Xbox offers refunds on some games and apps, but there are stipulations you should understand before requesting one.
Going analog is all the rage, but does it apply to the small screen?
USB ports and cables have tons of potential capabilities, but making sense of them can be tricky if you don't know where to look.
Don't wait to have your car checked out if its traction battery is having problems.
This affordable electric BMX delighted my entire family, even if its range, ride comfort, and actual BMX abilities are limited.
Noware’s Puff necklace whimsically reimagines flash drives, turning something functional into personalized jewelry.
These are the Apple Watch accessories I recommend adding to your setup.
New fonts, better customization, and a whole new layout all make it worth dusting off your Instapaper account.
Auk’s Mini 2 improves on the original model with better lights, a sleeker design, and fun new colors.
A new Apple documentary explores the life of Aziz “Zyzz” Shavershian, who rocketed to internet fame in an age before influencers, then died at age 22 in 2011.
We’ve been testing bands since the first Apple Watch launched in 2015. From silicone sports straps to leather bands, I’ve rounded up the best for every occasion.
The island could capture billions of gallons of water a year if it implemented systems to catch it as it falls from the sky.
When Twitch announced that streamers could opt out, thousands of users questioned why their content was being used to train AI models in the first place.
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Entertainment
A Luigi Mangione fan who covered the trial via social media showed support for commenters justifying Brian Thompson death after Luigi pled guilty. Here's the deal ... Lena Weissbrot is one of three Luigi supporters who call themselves the…
Rihanna's making sure her kids learn about their roots ... taking them back to her native Barbados for a visit filled with sweet treats. The singer-songwriter was spotted relaxing on the island ... wearing a gray top over her swimsuit and walking…
Influencer Brianna Olsen says her baby daddy's arrest has been totally blown out of proportion ... claiming an attempted murder booking goes way too far. Photogs caught up with the star on Saturday and asked her about Santos Salazar --…
Courtney Love says she nearly died a few years ago ... but, since she survived the trial, she's now got an optimistic view of her future. The singer and guitarist revealed the shocking news in an Instagram post Friday ... explaining her health…
Clavicular says he and his girlfriend are working on having a kid ... telling his ex Woah Vicky they're going to pound town daily. The streamer and his better half -- Lily Snyder -- sat down with Vicky, with whom Clavicular had a short fling, to…
Jason Arday -- the former Cambridge professor accused of plagiarism who was found dead in London Friday -- feared leaving the house amid the media scrutiny just before he died ... according to a longtime friend. Simon Baron-Cohen, the director of…
Brooks Nader looks ready to star if they ever make an R-rated version of "Baywatch" ... opting to go for a swim sans bikini top! The actress and model was spotted in all her topless glory near Positano, Italy earlier this week ... along with her…
Travis Kelce flashed his most important jewelry before his first preseason game of the new season ... and we don't mean one of his three Super Bowl rings. The Kansas City Chiefs star pulled up to Arrowhead Stadium on Saturday ... strutting into the…
The Nancy Guthrie investigation was in trouble from the get-go because of the team's shocking lack of experience ... so says a sergeant connected to the case. We sat down with Sergeant Aaron Cross -- the president of the Pima County Deputies…
Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun kicked off their weekend by having some fun under the sun during a yacht escape off Mallorca. Check out the pics -- the lovebirds jetted off to a massive superyacht on Friday ... just to jet-ski away on the stunning…
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