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Madison Beer gushed about her engagement to Justin Herbert on Twitch, calling the proposal "magical" despite the Chargers' rough 0-3 season.
Three Florida counties declared emergencies as 190 locally acquired dengue fever cases were confirmed, with Hillsborough County reporting 170 infections.
The FTC proposed a new enforcement policy on personalized pricing, warning companies that hide how personal data shapes the prices shoppers see.
Alleigha Botner's testimony revealed 107,000 messages with Caleb Flynn, including chilling texts sent just hours before Ashley Flynn was killed.
Skip Bayless returned to "First Take" for a monthly role, but a full-time reunion with Stephen A. Smith could revitalize ESPN's debate show.
Scott Galloway reveals his emotional reaction to Trump's 2016 election victory led to what he calls his biggest investment mistake, costing him dearly.
Sunny Hostin addressed claims she wasn't the holdout juror on a 1990s murder case, clarifying she held out on a different count than the man cited in the reporting did.
Brock Faber suffered a skull fracture and underwent surgery after a puck struck his head during the Minnesota Wild's preseason finale vs. Dallas Stars.
A viral video showed Cal State San Marcos lecturer cursing at a student who asked about Native Americans and alcoholism rates during an ethnic studies class.
House GOP lawmakers unveil 14 bills targeting Medicaid fraud after a report warns billions in taxpayer dollars are lost annually.
Satire
President Trump directed U.S. agencies to rename AI to “super intelligence” on all official documents, claiming that the term “artificial” made the technology sound fake. What do you think?
The post Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents appeared first on The Onion
JONESBORO, AR — Local woman Geena Parks reportedly couldn't contain her excitement for October to begin, which she said is the start of "taking pictures of your Bible next to a cup of coffee" season.
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced a new plan to fight antisemitism by locking his own anti-semitic wife in their bedroom closet.
THE FUTURE — The year is 2064, and the guys from Dude Perfect are still going strong, having just released their latest video featuring the most insane wheelchair trick shots this side of Shady Oaks Nursing Home.
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into the side of a bank. “Some of us will be asleep, some of us will just be confused, but know this:
LOS ANGELES—Ripping apart the film’s “egregious” omission, former To Catch A Predator host Chris Hansen took to social media Tuesday to slam Primetime for its inaccurate portrayal of the celebratory breakdances he performed every time he caught a pedophile. “Obviously, I’m a little biase
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to write much longer essays as punishment for their behavior. “Upon reviewing the disciplinary action
LONDON — The British government issued an official public apology on Tuesday for interrupting whatever it was the nice Muslim men in unmarked vans were doing at 1:00 a.m. outside a military base used by U.S. forces.
The post Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty appeared first on The Onion.
Abdul El-Sayed is the Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate in Michigan. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the progressive candidate. Ethnicity: Scary-American Personal Mission: Disproving harmful stereotypes about jacked Muslim doctors Campaign Strategy: Distract voters with ideas
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BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Evil.” “Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case,
An archaeological dig at the purported site of Noah's Ark has gotten people really excited. And it appears that it might be legit, because the team behind Noah's Ark Scans has already made some incredible finds.
ANAHEIM, CA — To commemorate the team's record-setting 100-loss season, the Los Angeles Angels changed the "Big A" outside their stadium to a "Big L."
We are blessed to live in a world where movie stars, musicians, and celebrities of all stripes care so deeply about the oppressed people of the Middle East. There is such power in hearing these voices boldly call out injustice, wherever it may be.
U.S. — Toy giant Mattel unveiled its first-ever "Hanukkah Barbie" this week, confirming today that each doll will come complete with its own Jewish Space Laser.
LOS ANGELES—With her three wins last night finally putting her ahead of her greatest pop star rival, Taylor Swift surpassed Geppetto the Incredible Waltzing Horse on Sunday as the most-decorated artist in the history of MTV’s Video Music Awards. “This is truly an incredible achievement for Sw
TUCSON, AZ — Local man Steve Kenner was outraged at his yoga class this week, condemning the "provocative" clothing worn by the woman he was staring at.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Iran War will soon be over, said President Donald Trump, as he announced a plan to gift Iran with a giant wooden horse.
Tech companies have begun offering personal AI agents, which can access users’ accounts and perform tasks on their behalf. The Onion examines the pros and cons of these autonomous digital assistants. PRO Fun to torment a digital slave Never liked taste of water in first place More time to spend wi
Sports
Eight teams enter wild-card week; only four can make it out. We've got it all covered for you.
The news that Man City were found guilty of all charges by the Premier League was the only topic of conversation around Manchester, and lower-league games, over the weekend.
Manchester City have been found guilty of all 115 charges of serious breaches of Premier League regulations, the Premier League confirmed in a 1545-word statement on Tuesday.
Jerry Jones says he believes errors in game management by his coaching staff cost the Cowboys a victory over the Ravens.
A former Auburn football staff member has been accused of stealing trade secrets from the Tigers and sending them to their competitors, according to court records.
Former NBA champion JR Smith was arrested Monday in Texas on a charge of assault causing "bodily injury family violence."
The Knicks are still deciding if they will become the first NBA champions to visit the White House under President Donald Trump.
Aaron Judge will not play for the Yankees in the AL Wild Card series, but Giancarlo Stanton -- who hasn't played in over five months -- was included on the roster.
Athletics outfielder Zack Gelof has sued the Tigers, Ilitch Holdings and the Detroit-Wayne County Stadium Authority for damages caused by a metal fence at Comerica Park.
As the Senate passes the landmark bill, we sort the truths about the Protect College Sports Act from the myths.
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Check out the latest odds for the 2026 NFL Defensive Player of the Year award.
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Veteran right-hander Joe Musgrove is on the San Diego Padres’ roster for their NL Wild Card Series nearly two full years after his most recent appearance in a major league game
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is leaving little doubt that he believes errors in game management by his coaching staff cost them a Week 2 win.
There's a new favorite on the Coach Of The Year oddsboard after NFL Week 3. Here's the latest.
FOX Sports' Brady Quinn breaks down transfer quarterbacks Darian Mensah, Sam Leavitt and Dylan Raiola and highlights the QBs and matchups to watch.
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Tech
The final result will be published in November.
They signal to the world that someone has fully completed a game. And they apply retroactively to titles you've already finished.
A nonprofit in California is doing what Hugging Face has not—attempting to hold OpenAI legally accountable for the actions of its agents.
The administration wants America.gov to be the main portal for federal services.
You can use Find Hub and Gemini to keep track of your documents without the need for a compatible tag.
Away’s third generation of its iconic luggage retains the familiar design while introducing invisible tech, such as a new wheel system and an improved telescoping handle.
“The experiments are still in the queue. The PR is already live,” says one expert.
One of iOS 27's coolest security features didn't make headlines, but it could stop you from falling for a scam.
These cute agents are designed to connect to your apps and tackle multistep tasks.
Sure, seems safe.
ChatGPT is coming to Slack and Microsoft Teams too.
How long until every other AI company does the same?
Its food isn't the only thing leaving a bad taste in customers' mouths.
If you don't value day-one releases or the other perks on offer, Ultimate might not be the tier for you.
From a $100 Keurig to a rare discount on a De’Longhi espresso machine, these WIRED-tested picks caught my eye.
Consumer advocate Lindsay Owen’s new book, Gouged, traces how corporations use software—from ever-changing prices to opaque algorithms—to squeeze every penny from you.
These WIRED-tested wearables reduce your reliance on a phone while keeping you connected.
The company said its latest Astra model would undergo more work to meet safety standards, and issued an apology for the way it handled the hacking of an Australian government website.
One of AI’s fiercest critics believes the doom talk is about founders making money, not saving humanity.
Kurt Schlichter was part of a task force rooting out so-called woke ideologies at the military’s war colleges. He has called to bar childless adults from voting.
Entertainment
Tuesday is turnin' up with a Kardashian-Jenner sister who is cinched at the waist, but not wasting anyone's time backstage. She opened up the L'Oreal Paris Fashion Show with her big sister supporting her runway strut on social media. Can you guess…
Shemar Moore says the woman who showed up at his home with luggage after being duped by a catfish almost got into a catfight with the real woman in his life ... because his significant other was ready to protect her territory ... by any means…
Caleb Flynn was just found guilty of murder in the death of his wife. The "American Idol" alum's lawyers and the prosecution delivered closing arguments on Tuesday after a trial that lasted about a week. As you know ... Caleb was arrested back in…
Sunny Hostin is out on an island over the Cornell gang-rape case ... defending the seven accused frat bros and questioning how the story is being reported. The "View" host said Tuesday she read the Jane Doe's original nine-page 2024 statement and…
AEW star PAC's sudden death is not considered suspicious ... and police tell TMZ there are no signs of foul play. The Des Plaines Police Department tells TMZ ... the person found dead Sunday in Illinois has been identified consistently with the pro…
Sunny Hostin is doing some cleanup after internet sleuths dug up old newspaper clips that seemed to blow a hole in her story about being the holdout juror who helped acquit a cannibal in a famous NYC murder trial. The 'View' cohost sat down with…
Lil Wayne isn't just back together with Madi Cannon ... he's wifing her up!!! The rapper announced Monday night that he and Madi are engaged ... a shocking development that comes just months after they split. While making a video congratulating…
One of Nick Carter's sexual assault accusers may need to find a new lawyer as she continues to fight the pop star in court ... her legal team is asking a judge to let them out of the case due to a breakdown in communication with their client ...…
Odell Beckham Jr.'s second act in New York didn't last long ... after three very quiet games, Big Blue cut the former All-Pro wideout, paving the way for him to sign with another team. There was a ton of excitement swirling around the 33-year-old…
Kristi Noem has finally filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem ... months after claims about his cross-dressing and wearing fake boobs surfaced. The former Secretary of Homeland Security filed for divorce in Hamlin County, South Dakota, on…
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