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The Atlanta Dream blamed WNBA security after fans wearing XX-XY Athletics and pro-transgender shirts were told to cover them at State Farm Arena.
Prosecutors asked Lindsay Clancy's Catholic mother-in-law if murder is a mortal sin, attempting to prove Clancy knew right from wrong in Duxbury case.
The FAA is investigating after American Airlines and United Airlines planes suffered tire damage hours apart at Chicago O'Hare International Airport.
Georgia football's new Progressive Insurance on-field sponsorship deal is turning heads given the Bulldogs' long history of vehicular incidents.
Former "Bachelor" star Madison Prewett reveals how prayer transformed her marriage and why stepping away from social media changed her life.
Dick's Sporting Goods is launching Collectors Clubhouse sections in its House of Sports locations, featuring high-end sports cards and collectibles.
Rosie O'Donnell was surprised at being tapped to guest-host "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" after her past adversarial relationship with Kimmel, but shares his hostility to President Donald Trump.
Two workers were killed after two explosions tore through Brent Industries’ recycling facility in Toledo, Ohio, sparking a massive fire early Tuesday.
Frank Beard, the top drummer for ZZ Top, died Monday at the age of 77. The band mourned the loss of a "true son of Texas" on social media Tuesday.
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Satire
NASHVILLE, TN — After a string of controversial posts went viral online, commentator Matt Walsh took to social media to plead with people to stop taking his words in context.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that after declaring the Strait of Hormuz an official U.S. territory, it had immediately been filled by a floating Trump golf course.
U.S. — Though a 10-year food study determined that ultra-processed foods like Doritos are exceptionally delicious, scientists cautioned that more extensive testing and many more bags were needed to draw a final conclusion.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Republican Party was hit with an awkward incident on Tuesday after Rep. Nancy Mace and House Speaker Mike Johnson discovered they had gotten matching arm tattoos by mistake.
ST. LOUIS—Tearfully admitting that the lifelong problem had finally reached a breaking point, local man Darren Moore told reporters Tuesday that he doesn’t like who he becomes when he’s around salsa. “There’s something about when a bowl of salsa hits the table…I become…different…”
CHICAGO—Saying he now saw the woman he’d been dating in a totally different light, local man Arthur Morris confirmed Tuesday that a recent visit to his girlfriend’s family provided illuminating insight into why she was Asian. “The first time I saw her parents, it totally clicked why she’s
DALLAS, TX — Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport announced the installation of a new "Hijackers Only" TSA screening line to better accommodate the needs of terrorists.
SOLESMES — Local monk Brother Anselm of the Abbey of Saint Pierre de Solesmes reportedly dropped what music critics were calling the most "bangin'" Gregorian chant since the 9th century.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of mass confusion arising from President Donald Trump lashing out at longtime ally South Korea, Trump admitted that both Koreas look exactly the same to him.
ESTES PARK, CO—Noting the bag’s elongated oval shape, prominent Wilson logo, and the fact that its owner was walking directly toward a tennis court, a new report released Tuesday concluded that the tennis-racket-shaped bag in local man Marcus Walman’s hand just had to be full of tennis rackets
Geneticists used CRISPR to produce twin beagle pups who do not make the lead allergy-causing protein found in dogs, opening up new possibilities for gene-editing technologies. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Saying he would not hesitate to use force if she continued to disobey his orders, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly ordered a military blockade Monday of a woman attempting to walk away from him in a D.C.-area bar. “Until further notice, U.S. troops shall not allow this gorgeo
Anyone who didn’t know Ben Hopper, 16, would say it was cruel that he died so young.
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SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace.
Every generation is unique, and parents of Gen Alpha kids are quickly learning that the world has changed quite a bit over these past few decades. The punishments of yesteryear simply don't work on kids today. But don't lose hope, parents.
WASHINGTON—Assuring the American people he would not let the legal system sway his judgment in any decision he makes, recently sworn-in Attorney General Todd Blanche vowed at a press conference Monday to remain fully independent of the law. “The autonomy of the Office of the Attorney General is
U.S. — The online Reddit community of WNBA fans announced that it had officially banned any and all mention of "women."
WASHINGTON—Touting her overall cruelty and particular delight at making others feel miserably self-conscious, the White House on Monday tapped a mean teenager from a Zara fitting room as its new press secretary. “Madison [Rhodes] has been on our radar ever since she humiliated a total stranger a
NEW YORK—Slamming both hands on the circulation desk after learning he was 17th in line for Larry McMurtry’s Pulitzer Prize–winning Western novel, Knicks star Jalen Brunson reportedly shouted, “Do you have any idea who I am?” Monday at a librarian who refused to move him up the Lonesome Do
Sports
The Seattle Seahawks are still planning to sign cornerback Terrion Arnold, but it will take a while, as they are working through the timing, sources told NFL Network.
Five of the six members of the Buss trust say they are "united" in their intention to sell their remaining shares in the Lakers, despite pushback from Jeanie Buss.
Bayern Munich midfielder Jamal Musiala has revealed he is suffering from "treatable absence seizures" after he collapsed on the pitch for the second time in four days.
Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy said Tuesday that his wife, Mia, is on track to make a full recovery after she was allegedly shot by the couple's son last month in the family's home in Virginia.
Thrilled to be with the Dallas Cowboys on a one-year contract, Von Miller, 37, spoke to reporters on Tuesday at training camp in Oxnard, California, and the club will work the veteran linebacker into practice slowly, giving him time to acclimate.
Bill Rasmussen, whose vision and ambition fueled the 1979 launch of ESPN as the world's first 24-hour television network, died Tuesday. He was 93.
North Carolina has named veteran transfer Billy Edwards Jr. as the Tar Heels' starting quarterback for the opener against TCU in Ireland, sources told ESPN.
The Blue Devils have a stronger résumé (for now) to thank for the promotion over the Gators.
Baker Mayfield, who will play Saturday in the Bucs' second preseason game against the Chiefs, brushed aside critics and predicts that Tampa Bay will "shock a lot of people this year."
Minnesota, Las Vegas and Golden State will play in the 2026 WNBA playoffs. Who will join them?
Pete Crow-Armstrong has surpassed Shohei Ohtani in the National League MVP race. Check out the biggest risers and fallers from the past week.
The inaugural Freedom 250 hits the streets of D.C., on Sunday. Here's all the details on the one-of-a-kind INDYCAR event.
A weekly look at MLB's standings and how they are informing the postseason picture.
With college football season right around the corner, see which teams are favored to make the 12-team postseason tournament.
Could the Bears take over the scoring crown? Or will the familiar names — the Rams, Lions and Bills — continue to be high-powered? See the odds.
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As the Big Ten and SEC battle for supremacy, here's where RJ Young ranked each team in those conferences.
Compare the best prediction markets in California, including Kalshi, Polymarket, DraftKings Predictions and OG Predictive. See current offers, legal status and how they work.
Roger Goodell has "no doubt" that multiple teams will call an international city home at some point in the future.
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Tech
How to check your iPhone's battery health and cycle count.
Two legit-seeming clips and a world map are out there, if you know where to look.
Apple's latest software references watch-like "Faces."
How the joule thief circuit “steals” energy from seemingly depleted power cells.
Spotify's Running Mode is now available on Android.
Apple has new in-app transaction commission rates for EU devs.
Study finds X algorithm prioritizes ragebait that disproportionately impacts Democrats
Save $250 off the Garmin Fenix 8, plus discounts on other popular fitness trackers from the brand.
NVIDIA GeForce Now adds Firefox support on Windows.
Gmail verification program lets political campaigns escape its spam filter.
The ChatGPT maker says its upcoming Astra model may have reached “critical” cyber capabilities, prompting it to halt a significant number of training runs while it tightens internal safeguards.
You don't need your phone charger to keep your device topped up, as long as you have a USB cable and something to plug it into.
Whoop's Advanced Labs health screenings will no longer require a subscription.
Disney superfan Toni Kulusich has been accused of stalking her favorite character, sparking discourse about boundaries with park actors. She tells WIRED the backlash is unfair.
One advertisement featured a pornographic video with a deepfake closely resembling a prominent US politician. Apple removed the app from the App Store after an inquiry from WIRED.
The universe may never tell you if your choices mattered. Owlcat’s Osiris Reborn might not either.
These nifty tools combine the ease of jotting notes by hand with the power of saving them digitally.
More than a decade after launching in Europe, the Netherlands company is now selling its repairable phones in the US, starting with the Fairphone (Gen 6+).
Proton’s CEO is a champion of encryption for everyone. So why is he going all in on un-encryptable AI?
After Noel Pichardo called out his city's embrace of Flock surveillance cameras, he was subjected to five internal affairs investigations in less than two years.
Entertainment
Victor Willis died of liver cancer ... according to his widow, who announced his cause of death on social media. Karen Willis, revealed the Village People singer died of primary liver cancer with metastasis. In a Facebook post on Tuesday, Victor's…
"Remember the Titans" actor Ethan Suplee shared a dark moment in his addiction battle while paying tribute to his costar Hayden Panettiere ... recalling the time he smoked heroin at their big movie premiere. Ethan revealed on Substack that he was…
Jeanie Buss is fighting like hell to keep the Los Angeles Lakers in the family ... but all five of her siblings are making it clear they're ready to move forward with selling their remaining ownership stake. Jim, Johnny, Janie, Joey and Jesse Buss…
McKenna West is fighting back against the temporary restraining order preventing her from seeing baby Gabriel ... claiming she is presumptively the legal mother of the child in the state of Texas, where the baby was born. According to court docs…
Kim Zolciak says she couldn't care less about Kroy Biermann kissing Jillian Green ... but she's still taking shots at her estranged husband. Kim and her boyfriend, Kyle Mowitz, were spotted out together on Monday and a photog asked about their…
Eric Bieniemy shared some great news about his wife, Mia, on Tuesday ... telling reporters she's on her way to making a full recovery -- while praising her toughness after allegedly being shot by their own son Elijah last month. The Kansas City…
PK Kemsley is continuing his jet-setting love with London-based babe Tatiana Kharchylava ... because the couple is cozying up on a getaway to Greece ... and we have them on video. Check it out -- the lovebirds hopped on a boat at the…
Waffle House fired viral employee Rockstar Riley for "repeated violations" of company policy, TMZ has learned. As you know, RR's viral video about the restaurant chain blew up on social media ... but Waffle House tells TMZ he got the axe for…
Hayden Panettiere's shocking death has put a target on Neutrogena's back ... and it's getting ugly for the skincare brand that cut ties with her years ago, allegedly over her postpartum comments. Here's the deal ... Hayden was the face of…
Brian Hickerson was asleep in another room when Hayden Panettiere went into cardiac arrest ... and sources tell TMZ it was Brian's brother who discovered her. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Brian and Hayden were both inside an Airbnb in…
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