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U.S. military announces a deadly strike against a low-profile vessel that it says intelligence showed was participating in "narco-trafficking."
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The fertility rate gap between conservatives and liberals reflects diverging priorities on family, career and creative pursuits, new research suggests.
Hilaria Baldwin shares her "perfect" workout trifecta of cardio, strength training and stretching, plus tips for building exercise consistency.
The U.S. Supreme Court faces a pivotal decision on whether Texas public schools can constitutionally display the Ten Commandments in classrooms.
Michigan House of Representatives candidate William Lawrence was arrested in 2013 for resisting police during an Enbridge Line 5 pipeline protest.
The Senate Leadership Fund says it raised over $500 million to defend the Republican majority in 2026 midterm elections, setting a new record.
Former Prince Andrew reportedly feels "abandoned" by the royal family after rejecting King Charles III's invitation to Balmoral, fearing outcast treatment.
Kate Freebairn's debut cookbook "Easy Sourdough on Any Schedule" shows how sourdough bread baking fits into busy lives with minimal hands-on time.
Satire
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law this week requiring all cars to be horses by the year 2030.
The Department of Justice finalized a rule that creates a path for some convicted felons to have their gun rights restored, with officials claiming those who pose a public danger could only be approved in “extraordinary circumstances.” What do you think?
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Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty to federal stalking charges in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, facing a maximum sentence of life in prison. What do you think?
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Whether shorts are office-appropriate attire has ignited an online debate. The Onion examines the pros and cons of wearing shorts in the office. PRO New scapegoat for bad quarter Good to have full range of movement while sitting stationary for eight hours A well-aired cog is a productive cog Ready t
LONDON—Acknowledging that the sea mammals were far from being “awe-inspiring, beautiful creatures or a splendor of nature,” an embarrassed David Attenborough finally admitted this week to exaggerating the wonder of seals. “While I did several monologues in voiceover claiming that sea lions h
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday that Donald Trump has always been a face drawn onto a cantaloupe. “If you go back and look at h
RENO, NV—Wincing as he sang in a baritone voice with a slight British accent, local woman Mary Lowe reportedly felt immense pity at a karaoke outing Thursday after she imagined her friend Matthew Brown working on his Morrissey impression alone at home. “Oh no, I can picture him practicing it all
After a megayacht owned by Mark Zuckerberg failed to respond to a distress signal from a skiff that had run out of fuel, a spokesperson for the centibillionaire claimed his crew did not hear the call for help. What do you think?
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APPLETON, WI—Wide-eyed and unusually still as he took in the unfamiliar sight before him, local 9-year-old Connor Walsh reportedly got a nice long look at the small of his father’s back Thursday while the 44-year-old bent down to retrieve a ping-pong ball that had rolled beneath a basement shelv
Sports
The Crimson Tide receiver's second year was plagued by drops and a crisis of confidence. Can he bounce back?
Can the Giants and Jets improve on their awful 2025 records? Will the Chiefs, Lions and Ravens all make it back to the playoffs?
We're following trades right through the kickoff of the 2026 season, including Zamir White going to the Saints.
Our NFL Nation team reporters are forecasting who will make all 32 teams' rosters, one week from the cut-down deadline at 6 p.m. ET on Sunday.
Las Vegas running back Ashton Jeanty, who had to be helped off the practice field Sunday, is believed to have sprained his ankle, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter and NFL Network's Ian Rapoport, and the Raiders still are unsure how long he will be out.
Browns coach Todd Monken said that he anticipates naming a starting quarterback Monday and that Deshaun Watson's postgame comments Saturday won't factor into his decision.
Mariners starter Bryce Miller lost his second straight start by at least 17 runs after the Cubs crushed Seattle 19-2, days after the M's lost 22-0 to Milwaukee.
After winning his third season points title and second team crown, Jon Rahm -- and other full-time tour members -- will wait to see what happens to LIV Golf in 2027.
Mike Clay provides his draft blueprint, including ideal selections in each round and overall strategy.
The Browns are waiving tight end Dae'Quan Wright, who has an agreement in place for the 2026 season to play for LSU if he clears waivers, agents Drew Rosenhaus and Kyle Lincoln told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Here's what you need to know about what happened over the NFL this weekend.
Las Vegas Raiders running back Ashton Jeanty left Sunday's practice with a right knee injury.
The Saints are getting some running back help, while the 49ers are adding some depth at linebacker.
Jon Rahm finished the LIV Golf season Sunday in style — claiming his third straight season points title and his second team crown in a row at the revised season finale in suburban Indianapolis.
Kyle Kirkwood is known for being king of the streets, but now he's eager to elevate his résumé.
🇺🇸 Kirkwood Wins Historic Freedom 250
American Kyle Kirkwood got into Winner's Circle at the Freedom 250, but reigning INDYCAR champion Alex Palou had a day to forget in D.C.
The Freedom 250 ripped up Alex Palou’s perfect script.
Ferran Torres has scored twice in his debut with Paris Saint-Germain to help the French champion draw with Rennes in its league opener.
IndyCar raced through the streets of Washington D.C. for the Freedom 250, and for the podium finishers, the location was the main takeaway of the weekend.
Tech
With two cameras and built-in climate sensors, the Birdfy Nest Duo let me watch an entire nesting season unfold.
Looking to better protect your Kindle or add a little personality to your favorite e-reader? From cases and covers to page turners and even charms, this is the guide for you.
They feature an open-ear design that reduces pressure and heat buildup.
Home theater projectors are getting better and better, and have quickly become my favorite way to enjoy movies.
Tethered display glasses are truly practical face computers. They trade bulky spatial computing for simplicity: Plug in, recline, and get a massive screen right in front of your nose.
Even though the US has relaxed its restrictions of AI chip exports to China, illegal exports are apparently still taking place.
These WIRED-tested dual-purpose air purifiers also function as heaters, fans, art pieces, and more, offering the best of both worlds.
The deepfake epidemic in schools is affecting more than students. Four teachers tell WIRED about becoming targets of sexualized, AI-generated content—and how difficult it was to find accountability.
The Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope is expected to discover as many as 200,000 new planets and reveal details about the elusive nature of dark matter and dark energy.
Those 200 × 200 and 400 × 400 numbers tell you where the mounting holes line up, but you still need to check the mount's weight limit and hardware.
While these two names sound like they'd refer to the same product, there are major differences between them.
Don't let Siri become a hassle instead of an assistant; keep it quiet in the car to reduce distractions.
And they looked absolutely ridiculous doing it.
A guide to the confusing world of USB-C fast charging.
The Analogue 3D does a great job at upscaling old N64 games, with a few caveats.
The class action suit claims that Amazon never obtained consent from Twitch streamers to be used to train its AI models.
If you've ever wondered whether you can just charge your phone with the cable for your laptop, read on and find out how to tell.
The Asus PG27UCWM brings a new sub-pixel layout to the world of OLED gaming monitors, and in my testing, I appreciated the improvements it brings to the table.
I’ve tested every single Kindle. Here’s how Amazon’s ebook readers stack up.
How a tiny little electronic switch sparked the computer revolution.
Entertainment
Madeline Zima -- one of Hayden Panettiere's co-stars on the hit show "Heroes" back in the day -- says the actress was incredibly kind ... and she's speaking out in hopes Hayden's daughter will one day know how great her mom was. We sat down with…
Drew Brees knows a thing or two about bouncing back from a torn ACL -- he did it as a high schooler -- and the NFL legend says not only will Patrick Mahomes bounce back, but he'll be better than ever! The newly minted Hall of Famer chopped it up…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Lady Gaga's glam never misses ... so why not up your beauty game with some products from her Haus Labs line?! Whether you want a sculpted face, luscious lips or a bold,…
This silly boy from Santa Monica, California was acting when he was just 5 years old. Some of his famous co-stars include Jennifer Lopez and Arnold Schwarzenegger ... He may've grown up in SoCal, but he was maid in Manhattan! If you're still…
Simon Cowell is going to be missing from "America's Got Talent" for the next couple of weeks while he undergoes a routine procedure related to his back, TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Cowell is scheduled to have back…
Sean Grayson, the former Illinois sheriff's deputy convicted in the fatal shooting of Sonya Massey, has died. Grayson's attorney, Daniel Fultz, tells TMZ Sean died around noon Sunday Central Time. Fultz declined to provide any additional details.…
Hayden Panettiere’s mom says Brian Hickerson left her daughter depleted in every way -- financially, emotionally and physically -- as he allegedly became deeply embedded in the actress’ life. Lesley Vogel -- Hayden's estranged mother --…
Melania Trump and Natalie Harp were in very close quarters Sunday ... as both watched the Freedom 250 IndyCar race with President Trump nearby. Video from the race shows Melania seated right next to POTUS ... while Harp was sitting just a few feet…
Charli xcx is giving fans a very cheeky look at her lakeside getaway ... posing solo in a skimpy bikini. The "Brat" singer kicked things off facing the camera in the teeny two-piece and bright pink heels ... striking a pose with her hands in her…
Farrah Brittany just pulled off a two-for-one reveal ... announcing she's having a baby boy while seemingly confirming Zach Goldsmith is the father. The "Buying Beverly Hills" star shared a gender reveal video Sunday -- captioned, "We're having…
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