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President Donald Trump spearheaded American participation in the strike that killed Ayatollah Khamenei – but the media should be cautious about rallying around the flag too hard.
The House Oversight Committee compelled former President Bill Clinton to testify in its Jeffrey Epstein investigation, raising questions about precedent and executive power.
An Iranian flag and photos of regime leaders were found in the apartment of the gunman in the Austin, Texas, mass shooting on Sunday morning, authorities said.
Israeli security analyst calls the past 48 hours a 'biblical event' as President Trump vows to continue military operations until objectives are achieved.
Seth Rogen delivers emotional tribute accepting posthumous award for Catherine O'Hara at 32nd annual Actor Awards. The late actress died in January at age 71.
The U.K. has authorized American use of its bases for Iran missile operations, while the Royal Air Force intercepts Iranian drones threatening Qatar and Cyprus.
At least 54 protesters were arrested during an anti-ICE demonstration outside a Minneapolis federal building on Sunday, citing blocked roads and safety risks.
Colorado Buffaloes quarterback Dominiq Ponder died this weekend at age 23, head coach Deion Sanders confirmed on Sunday in an emotional social media tribute.
Auston Matthews received a standing ovation from Toronto fans in his first home game since winning Olympic gold for Team USA against Canada in Milan.
Sky News Australia host Rita Panahi celebrated the reported death of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, calling it the end of 47 years of tyranny.
Satire
NEW YORK CITY — In the wake of U.S. attacks on Iran, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has vowed to launch retaliatory strikes on Bernie's Kosher Delicatessen.
TEHRAN — The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Ayatollah, Tucker Carlson.
HIALEAH, FL—Despite ready access to an almost inexhaustible archive of exceptional movies, television shows, and print literature, local dad Brett Colston declared Friday that his favorite piece of media was a commercial from 2005. “I’m not sure if it was a Super Bowl ad originally, but you gu
WASHINGTON—Amid shocking materials that include a photo in which the word ‘HELP’ has been spelled out with rocks, seaweed, and several stuffed animals, a newly released tranche of Epstein files revealed Friday that Deepak Chopra was still lost on the private island of Little St. James. “Fr
COLUMBUS, OH—Speaking with an unflagging sense of hope despite the long, challenging road ahead of him, prosthetic hand recipient James Bratton told reporters Friday he was slowly learning to lick barbecue sauce off his fingers again. “I’m still getting the hang of moving my sauce-covered hand
Jelly Roll, the artist behind songs “Son Of A Sinner” and “Save Me,” has announced a 2026 tour. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the singer. Birthplace: Walmart bathroom Legal Name: Davidson County Inmate No. 248323 Genre: Country for people who don’t like music Easily Id
NEW YORK—Doing everything within her power to ensure the big day would be absolutely perfect, pop superstar Taylor Swift paid off a bride who had booked the maid of honor she wanted, sources confirmed Friday. “I just really had my heart set on Lindsey,” said the multiplatinum recording artist
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A mother in North Carolina who went missing while Christmas shopping 24 years ago was found “alive and well,” though she claimed she did not want to be contacted by her family. What do you think?
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TOKYO—In a bathroom stall outfitted with a glowing panel of cartoon icons and a series of tubular suction gears that pulsed in choreographed sequence to a cheery welcome jingle, American tourist Trevor Willis acknowledged he was totally overwhelmed Thursday by a confusing Japanese glory hole with
WASHINGTON—As shocking footage surfaced of his participation in the rowdy celebration, FBI director Kash Patel faced backlash Thursday after he was seen partying with the captors of Nancy Guthrie. “I was honored to have been invited to the isolated cabin where Savannah Guthrie’s mother has be
Sports
Bayern Munich want striker Harry Kane to sign a new contract, and Real Madrid want the same for Vinícius Júnior. Transfer Talk has the latest.
With the Scouting Combine in the rearview, here are Rob Rang's 50 best prospects in the 2026 NFL Draft.
Sunday's reveal put a new team in the top 16. The start of Champ Week will bring more answers as the bracket comes into focus.
Tyler Reddick became the first driver in NASCAR Cup Series history to win the first three races of the season with a victory Sunday at the Circuit of the Americas.
Warriors star Stephen Curry will sit out at least the next five games because of his persistent right knee issue, the team announced Sunday.
No. 1 UConn completed its 11th undefeated regular season Sunday night, positioning itself nine wins from repeating as national champion.
Nico Echavarria, who was three shots back with three holes left, shot a 5-under 66 on Sunday to win at PGA National, finishing at 17-under 267 and beating Shane Lowry, who had two double bogeys in his final three holes.
Lionel Messi scored twice in a four-goal second half, defender Telasco Segovia added a goal and two assists and defending champion Inter Miami CF rallied to beat Orlando City SC 4-2 on Sunday night.
The Vikings have informed running back Aaron Jones and defensive tackle Javon Hargrave that, barring a trade, they will be released at the start of the 2026 league year, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
The president of Iran's soccer federation says he does not know if the national team can play World Cup matches in the United States following the surprise U.S. and Israeli bombardment of his country.
LeBron James' latest achievement in his 23-year career? A successful father-daughter road trip.
No. 2 UCLA has completed the first undefeated regular season in Big Ten women's basketball in 11 years.
There is one Division I women's college basketball team that is still undefeated in the 2025-2026 season.
Tracking Lionel Messi's goals and top moments for Inter Miami and the upcoming FIFA World Cup.
FOX Sports' Casey Jacobsen shares his latest men's college hoops rankings with Florida surging while Texas Tech and Gonzaga falling.
Tyler Reddick was the class of the COTA field on Sunday, punctuating the day with an epic win that's one for the history books.
The United States women's national team secured a sixth straight shutout victory with a 2-0 win over Argentina in SheBelieves Cup action.
Michael Jordan praised Tyler Reddick's effort on Sunday, and partner Denny Hamlin's behind-the-scenes efforts at 23XI Racing.
Media availability at the NFL combine this week has given insights and perspectives that will fuel the news cycle over the next few months. Here's our analysis of the most interesting remarks.
Here are the full results from the DuraMAX Texas Grand Prix Powered by RelaDyne.
Tech
Motorola has unveiled the Edge 70 Fusion, its latest mid-range model with an impressive display and OIS-enabled camera with a Sony sensor. Though other specs are modest, the cameras, display and Pantone-inspired, fabric-like colors make it a good choice for fashion-forward and budget conscious buyer
TCL has been making smartphones and tablets at an impressive clip for years. While most companies have focused on foldable display tech — and TCL has dabbled — the focus has been on its NXTPAPER screens. Aimed at being friendlier on the eyes, and pitched as a device somewhere between e-ink slat
Qualcomm's Snapdragon Elite chips are reserved for the best Android phones and laptops, and now the company has introduced the first in the Elite series for wearables. The Snapdragon Wear Elite processor is designed for smartwatches and AI devices like pendants and promises up to a fivefold increase
After briefly announcing its new foldable at CES, Motorola is now ready to debut its first book-style foldable in full at MWC 2026. There are several features we already knew, including support for Motorola’s new Pen Ultra stylus and no fewer than five cameras. However, many specs were still unkno
MWC 2026 officially gets underway on March 2 and will continue through March 5, but the announcements are already pouring in ahead of its start. We can always count on the annual tech event to bring tons of new phones, laptops and tablets, and we're expecting to see some robots and other gadgets too
Lenovo can make a robot, too. Alongside proof-of-concept foldable gaming PCs and modular laptops, it introduced the AI Workmate Concept at MWC 2026. With its own Intel Core Ultra processor, 64GB of memory and its own Pico projector, it’s an AI-laced “workmate” meant to streamline office tasks
Lenovo has given the Yoga 9i 2-in-1 Aura Edition a refresh for 2026 and launched the new device at this year’s Mobile World Congress. The convertible laptop comes with a new Canvas Mode when the Yoga Pen Gen 2 case it’s bundled with is attached to the A-cover. When you lay the device down on a f
Lenovo is updating its business-focused laptop lineup at MWC 2026. The best-selling ThinkPad T-series is getting a full refresh, and there's an updated ThinkBook 2-in-1 and an all-new Android tablet.The ThinkPad T-Series, the backbone of Lenovo's business PC lineup, now (optionally) ships with a 5MP
At MWC 2026, the company also showed off a dual-screen Yoga Book with 3D capabilities, and the Legion Go Fold—a gaming handheld with a folding screen that converts into a mini laptop.
Lenovo’s buzziest gaming-related MWC announcement is undoubtedly its foldable Legion Go handheld-cum-laptop hybrid, which you can read all about here. But that wasn’t all the company showed off. We’re also getting an updated Legion Tab, Lenovo’s powerful gaming tablet.Like the Gen 4 and 3 mo
The potential of modular laptops has never fully translated to the real world. While companies like Framework have made major strides in recent years, there's still quite a bit of room for improvement. At MWC, Lenovo is looking to address that with its Modular AI PC concept. It features not one but
The all-out air assault on the Islamic Republic might be the biggest gamble of the president’s career.
The Strait of Hormuz is one of the most sensitive pressure points in the global economy. Conflict in Iran could put it at risk indefinitely.
The Recteq Flagship 1600 pellet smoker asks a little more of you, but rewards you with deeply smoked flavor.
Video doorbells are handy, but they’re a threat to privacy. I spoke to experts about why you might ditch your doorbell, and how to safeguard your video.
Looking for fast printing at a relatively affordable cost? You probably want a laser printer.
There are plenty of ways to customize Chrome to make it easier to navigate the web, manage your tasks, and make your workflow more efficient.
In parts of the Middle East and North Africa, a patchwork of sanctions, payment failures, and licensing gaps pushes people into piracy networks.
WIRED has reviewed hundreds of posts on X that promote misleading claims about the locations and scale of the attack.
America’s journey back to the moon has run into a few missteps. NASA administrator Jared Isaacman is banking on a new approach.
Entertainment
Kimora Lee Simmons looks like she wants to make her life simple ... because she's looking to officially drop the last names of a couple of her exes, including Russell Simmons. According to legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Kimora filed paperwork to…
If ya thought Michael Irvin's signature "belt to ass" celebration was going away after Miami's championship hopes came up short, think again ... 'cause the Hurricanes legend tells TMZ Sports he'll be doing the move after every game next season.…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. If you're here, that probably means you or someone you know has a baby on the way ... so congrats are in order! But before your bundle of joy arrives, you're gonna need…
American actor and singer Hunter Parrish was only 18 years old when he first started playing Silas -- the popular, naïve high school student focused on girls -- on the popular show "Weeds" back in 2005. Hunter was part of an ensemble cast…
Lindsay Lohan and her family are okay following the strikes on Dubai by Iran ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... the actress, her husband Bader Shammas and their son, Luai, are safe. Lindsay has been living in…
This actor and musician has had a wide variety of roles across his career, on big screens and small, as well as in the studio … can you guess who he is? He once spent Days of his life on a soap opera … and did a large amount of work in a Small…
The opening of a new Marathon Burger -- the restaurant chain founded by the late Nipsey Hussle -- was marred when shots were fired at the event ... TMZ has learned. The incident took place in downtown Long Beach Sunday around 3:30 PM PT ... and…
The 32nd annual Actors Awards are underway ... and, we've got pics from inside the event -- with numerous moments shown on the broadcast and a few that weren't. From Kristen Bell opening the show with a song-and-dance number to Connor Storrie and…
Zendaya and Tom Holland are married ... so claims her longtime stylist, Law Roach. Here's the deal ... the celebrity stylist -- who started styling Zendaya way back in 2011 -- spoke to Access Hollywood on the Actors Awards red carpet where he sang…
Catherine O'Hara's acting colleagues have honored her with one last trophy ... awarding her a posthumous Actors Award. The actress was nominated for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series for her part as Patty Leigh in "The…
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