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The United States military on Sept. 8 sank another vessel that it described as a "floating refueling station" involved with the Los Choneros.
Trump will headline the first-ever Republican Convention in Dallas, where the party plans to showcase tax cuts, border security, and its 2026 agenda.
George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice will share their reflections on 9/11's legacy at a Dallas event ahead of the 25th anniversary of the attacks.
After initial grief following Charlie Kirk’s murder, less than a year later and the mainstream comedy world would resort to treating the event as material for a comedy roast.
Prince George arrived at Eton College with Prince William and Kate Middleton beaming beside him, marking a major milestone for the future king.
Joe Thomas built Hall of Fame Farms from five cows and a bull into a 4,100-acre Wisconsin cattle operation focused on raising premium Wagyu beef.
Lindsay Clancy's defense attorney Kevin Reddington made a surprise appeal to Trump for a pardon after the mistrial, but legal experts are skeptical.
Karen Whitsett slams Abdul El-Sayed and Democratic Party leaders she says take Black voters for granted, calling out his ties to Hasan Piker.
Joe Burrow tops the 2026 NFL quarterback rankings while the Atlanta Falcons' Tua Tagovailoa may not even survive as the starter past Week 1.
Danbury City Council voted 18-2 to let lawful permanent residents and DACA recipients join its police force, sparking a fierce citizenship debate.
Satire
U.S. — Women across America honored the passing of feminist icon Gloria Steinem by dropping their kids off at daycare and heading to work for 9 hours at jobs they all claim to hate.
SACRAMENTO, CA — A local 16-year-old saw her dreams crushed Thursday after bringing her vehicle to a complete, zero-mile-per-hour stop at a stop sign, a move that instantly disqualified her from receiving her license.
U.S. — Millions of murderers across the country expressed overwhelming optimism today following reports that killing someone is effectively legal, provided the perpetrator informs authorities they were sad.
ATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Monday that it had successfully eradicated children. The agency confirmed that children had been the leading vector of disease nationally, posi
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DANBURY, CT—Marveling aloud that he had rarely been so sure of an athlete’s unbridled potential, Huntington High School head football coach Michael McNeese said Monday he just had a good feeling about a new player that other kids on the team were referring to simply as “Thunder Beef.” McNees
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Sending the publisher scrambling to protect trade secrets related to the hotly anticipated project, leaks from Rockstar Games worsened Friday as hackers released a fully playable copy of Grand Theft Auto IX. “It’s heartbreaking having assets leak out for any of our projects
Influencer Alix Earle is the star of Netflix’s newest reality show, Earle Meets World. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the series. Q: Who is Alix Earle? A: Alix is a Gen Z content creator known for eating expired military rations. Q: I thought her name was Alex Cooper. A: Ask yo
THE HEAVENS—Scratching His head and rifling through His notes as He tried to recall His reasoning for the decision, The Lord God, Supreme Creator of the Universe, reportedly struggled to remember on Friday why He made so many ugly people. “I could have given everyone on Earth perfect, symmetrica
The CEO of Pabst Brewing Co. put up a $20,000 reward to anyone who could provide information that leads to the recovery of 1,602 missing cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon and non-alcoholic Old Milwaukee beers. What do you think?
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Legacy mapping tool MapQuest shot up to become the top navigation app in Apple’s app store after refusing to comply with President Trump’s executive order renaming “Lake Ontario” to “Lake America,” overtaking Google Maps, Waze, and Apple Maps. What do you think?
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Sports
Manchester United target Lewis Hall has reportedly agreed a new contract with Newcastle United. Transfer Talk has the latest.
After Messi and Ronaldo proved wingers can do more than cross the ball, why are Premier League clubs paying so much for so little production?
The NCAA is establishing a new standard timing protocol in the wake of the controversial decision to award Michigan an extra second despite the broadcast clock showing zeros.
After handing his fellow American a crushing defeat in the US Open quarterfinals Tuesday, Frances Tiafoe held Alex Michelsen in a long embrace while the 22-year-old sobbed on his shoulder.
The Buccaneers and quarterback Baker Mayfield agreed to a three-year, $165 million extension, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter and NFL Network's Ian Rapoport.
49ers starting defensive tackle Alfred Collins suffered a torn patellar tendon in the team's Tuesday practice in Australia, an injury that will keep him out for the 2026 season.
LIV Golf and its related entities voluntarily filed for Chapter 11 protection in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court of New Jersey on Tuesday, with court records listing Jon Rahm ($7.5 million) and Bryson DeChambeau ($5.7 million) as the league's top creditors.
Yankees outfielder Aaron Judge, out since May 31, made his long-awaited return from a fractured rib Tuesday against the Rockies, going 0-for-3 with two strikeouts and a fly out before being removed in the sixth inning of New York's 5-3 win.
After an entertaining Week 1, which teams did our college football experts vote into the Top 25?
After a judge allowed the return of former NFL players to LSU, the Tigers on Tuesday added two current student-athletes to the roster, closing it at 105, sources told ESPN's Pete Thamel, eliminating the ability to add Dae'Quan Wright and Zxavian Harris.
With the NFL season set to begin, Tuesday brought more roster and contract news across the league. Here's the latest from around the NFL.
Who will win Super Bowl LXI? We make our picks for this season's Super Bowl champion.
On Tuesday at Yankee Stadium, Aaron Judge was back after being sidelined for over three months. But he was on a leash, and that bothered him.
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The SEC and LSU are heading toward major litigation over whether the league could kick out the Tigers. FOX Sports' Ben Portnoy details how we got here and what's next.
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Find out who has a claim for the top spot in Nick Wright's Week 1 Mahomes Mountain NFL quarterback rankings as 28 signal-callers are tiered ahead of the kickoff.
Tech
Cofertility lets women freeze their eggs for free—as long as they give half of them back to the company. What happens next is anyone’s guess.
Computer (rumors) says yes. The iPhone 18 Pro and Apple Watch Series 12 are also expected today.
A team-up with Waymo in Nashville has former Lyft drivers maintaining self-driving cars. What’s next?
Trump has touted a recent Census report. WIRED found grave flaws in its analysis and the process behind it, and confirmed the identity of several of its authors—among them a one-time DOGE affiliate.
With affordable replacement parts, a five-year warranty, and updates through 2033, the Fairphone proves sustainability doesn’t mean major compromise.
The new AT cans offer great sound and convenience, even if they can't be truly noise-cancelling.
Suno's new AI music models are the formal start of the company's partnership with some big labels.
Apple's foldable iPhone may not be called the 'Fold' or 'Ultra' as was expected.
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New Apple CEO John Ternus will be revealing new iPhone and Apple Watch models this week.
iOS 27 isn't leaving out HomeKit and the Home app in its list of AI revamps and improvements.
CarPlay doesn't have a ton of customization options, but it's worth going through what's there to set it up properly.
Rebooting your PC regularly is old advice, but how important is this today? And how often do you really need to restart?
SpaceX's rocket traveled thousands of miles from Texas to the Indian Ocean for a launch test. For a number of reasons, it'll take a lot longer to return home.
Artificial intelligence has solved a major mathematics problem, but credit for the accomplishment is murky.
Entertainment
Sophie Rain's alleged burglar made some concerning statements about the OnlyFans model at a crisis center … only months after cops say he tried to break into her home ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, the man, Connor…
Before this actress was belting it out on "Glee," she was just booking "Les Misérables" on Broadway at 8 years old! She's known for her big vocals, and some might say she doesn't know how to read 😜 Can you guess who she is?!
Ava Phillippe is all grown up ... and looking more and more like her famous mama every day! Reese Witherspoon's daughter just turned 27, and it's no surprise that she looks so good, considering her genetics! To celebrate Ava's big day ... we've…
The parents of Anna Kepner’s stepbrother Timothy Hudson are calling each other out in court … as they prepare for their son to go to trial for murder ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Timothy’s mom, Shauntel…
Spencer Pratt may have taken a fat L in the Los Angeles mayoral race, but he's considering the rumored cancellation of "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" as a win. The reality-star-turned-failed-politician went on Twitter to mock Jimmy Kimmel over the…
The owner of a Florida doggy daycare has been arrested after employees found a hidden camera in the bathroom. Dog Dayz Inn owner Donald Hemphill was charged after the camera was found inside an electrical outlet on Saturday. During the Volusia…
The organizers of the online chat room for pedophiles that former "Wheel of Fortune" announcer Jim Thornton was seen using, resulting in his firing, are speaking out about the situation ... TMZ has learned. The website, Lifeline.chat, became a…
Selena Gomez has officially parted ways with her posh pad in L.A. ... because she's sold it for a cool $5.4 million, TMZ has learned. SG said "come and get it" when she listed the Encino estate, and after a few months and about a mil off the price…
Aaron Donald's private messages with his ex, Jaelynn Blakey, were revealed as part of their bitter court battle. TMZ obtained the alleged messages as the exes fought over a French bulldog he says had bitten both of their children. Aaron claimed…
“Wheel of Fortune” did not use an announcer during its latest taping … following the firing of longtime announcer Jim Thornton after he was allegedly caught on a child-predator website … TMZ has learned. A source close to production tells…
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