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Despite President Trump striking a ceasefire with Iran and pressuring Israel to halt Lebanon attacks, opponents and media still refuse to give him any credit.
A drag racing street takeover involving more than 100 vehicles in Queens prompted an NYPD investigation, although no arrests have been made thus far.
Roman Reigns pins CM Punk after a brutal WrestleMania 42 main event at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas to become a seven-time world champion.
Johnny Knoxville says a massive explosion that shocked Simi Valley residents was part of filming for the final "Jackass" movie, wrapping 26 years of stunts.
Three-time Pro Bowl DT Dexter Lawrence said he has a fire in him like never before after the Giants traded him to the Bengals for the No. 10 overall pick in the 2026 NFL Draft.
If you need a quick summation of what it's like to be living in the year 2026, boy, do I have a story for you.Nike recently put up a sign ahead of the Boston Marathon on Newberry Street that may have seemed innocuous to anyone with a brain.However, you would be wise to remind yourself these are stup
Jonathan Gerlach, accused of stealing over 100 sets of human remains from cemeteries, reportedly waived his evidentiary hearing in Delaware County court.
Natasha Lyonne addresses her Delta flight removal with humor at a Planned Parenthood gala, joking about her "performance art piece" and "kooky times."
Rhea Ripley recaptured the WWE Women's Championship at WrestleMania 42, defeating Jade Cargill after Iyo Sky helped neutralize outside interference.
Hundreds of oil tankers are stranded at the Strait of Hormuz after Iran shut the chokepoint, with crews reporting gunfire and traumatic experiences.
Satire
INDIO, CA—Generating mixed reactions from festivalgoers during her headline performance at Coachella, pop star Sabrina Carpenter reportedly turned her body fully inside out Friday in a horrific new position for her song “Juno.” “Have you ever tried this one?” the singer said in an uncharac
WASHINGTON—In what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday, delivering a big fuck-you to all the Americans who gassed up their vehicles yesterday. “Nobody was hit harder than the suckers who filled their tanks mere hours bef
Getting a haircut you truly love can be a challenge. The Onion shares tips for getting better haircuts. Be as specific as possible when describing which Zootopia character you want to look like. Tell your stylist what you want and, more importantly, what you’re willing to do to their family if you
LOS ANGELES—Accusing the actor of abusing the all-powerful Life Current that binds the universe together, Lena Dunham claimed Friday that Adam Driver used the Force on the set of the HBO series Girls. “It can really create a toxic work environment when a coworker you thought was your friend sudd
TMZ, the tabloid news organization known for sensationalized celebrity gossip, has opened a Washington bureau and turned its sights on politicians. What do you think?
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INDIO, CA—Expressing shock and disappointment at the conduct of so-called music fans, representatives for concert promoter Goldenvoice announced Friday that Coachella’s second weekend had been canceled after drugs were found on the grounds of the festival. “After discovering what we believe to
In an announcement that caused its stock to rally almost 600%, Allbirds said it would stop making its well-known minimalist, sustainable shoes and become an AI infrastructure company. What do you think?
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Sports
Here's what has stood out from the latest playoff games of the Western Conference's first round.
Victor Wembanyama scored 35 points, the most by a Spurs player making his postseason debut, while leading a 111-98 win over the Trail Blazers in Game 1 of their first-round series Sunday night.
Buffalo overcame a two-goal deficit in the final eight minutes to beat the Bruins 4-3 on Sunday night in the Sabres' first playoff game in 15 years.
The Magic showed an intensity and fight that had been missing for most of the season as they stunned No. 1 seed Detroit in Game 1 of their series.
Former Iowa State center Audi Crooks, No. 1 in ESPN's women's basketball transfer rankings, committed to Oklahoma State, she announced Sunday night.
Defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence II passed his physical with the Bengals and signed a one-year, $28 million extension, the Win Sports Group told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Lightning coach Jon Cooper was not happy with the penalties his team committed in its Game 1 overtime loss to the Canadiens on Sunday.
Nico Hoerner hit a sacrifice fly off Craig Kimbrel in the 10th inning as the Cubs extended the Mets' losing streak to 11 games by rallying for a 2-1 victory.
Indiana defensive coordinator Bryant Haines heard the comments from former Alabama quarterback Ty Simpson about the teams' matchup last season in the Rose Bowl and responded with his own observations.
Mel Kiper Jr.'s annual list of NFL draft favorites includes two speedy receivers, three undersized cornerbacks and some gritty linemen.
The NBA playoffs are here. Check out the odds for each first-round series, as well as what to know about the matchups.
Tyler Reddick rallied to take the checkered flag at Kansas, proving that he's still got the hot hand.
The Jets don't take Arvell Reese or David Bailey? Will A.J. Brown get traded? Who will draft Ty Simpson? We make five bold predictions for the 2026 NFL Draft.
INDYCAR champion Alex Palou has a lengthy resume, and he checked another milestone off his list on Sunday — winning in Long Beach.
The UFL announced a pair of trades on Sunday involving four teams — the Stallions, Storm, Kings and reigning champion Defenders.
Another unfortunate incident left INDYCAR's Will Power feeling frustrated yet again.
Tyler Reddick became the fourth driver to win five of the first nine NASCAR Cup Series races in a season and the first in nearly four decades on Sunday at Kansas Speedway.
The New York Mets have lost 11 consecutive games, falling to 7-15. Here's their losing streak by the numbers.
Jon Rahm finished at 21 under at Club de Golf Chapultepec to secure a commanding six-shot victory at LIV Golf Mexico City.
Portuguese superstar Cristiano Ronaldo scored his 969th career goal as Al-Nassr secured a dominant 4-0 victory over Al-Wasl.
Tech
Blue Origin has successfully reused its first-stage New Glenn booster for the first time after it landed in a cloud of smoke and fire on a recovery ship. It marks the second flight and reuse of Never Tell me the Odds, after the booster was recovered from New Glenn's previous launch in November last
Despite the months-long feud between Anthropic and the Pentagon, the National Security Agency is using the AI company's new Mythos Preview, according to Axios, which spoke to two sources with knowledge of the matter. Anthropic announced Mythos Preview at the beginning of April, describing it as a ge
To make up for an incredibly laughable inaugural event, Beijing is running back its humanoid robot half-marathon. Fortunately, the event that pits humanoid robots made by Chinese companies against each other across 13 miles went a lot smoother this year.
This year's half-marathon hosted more than 10
In case you haven't gotten around to reading Palantir CEO Alex Karp and Nicholas W. Zamiska's 2025 book, The Technological Republic, (because why would you do that to yourself?), the company best known for supplying AI-driven defense and surveillance software to the likes of the US Army, ICE and NYP
Anyone looking to upgrade to the next Mac Studio or MacBook Pro might have to wait a little longer, thanks to the ongoing global memory shortage. As reported by Bloomberg's Mark Gurman, "at least two of the company's upcoming machines ... could debut a little later than the company initially planned
Tesla is expanding its Robotaxi footprint across Texas by introducing availability in both Dallas and Houston. As announced in a post on X, the EV maker is rolling out its Robotaxis to small sections of the Texas cities, as detailed by two maps of its new service areas.
The first Robotaxi rides st
Meta is unquestionably winning the face-wearable war. Can you trust the company? Maybe not. But these are some of the nicest glasses I've ever worn.
Hisense’s midrange U7 TV gets some high-end upgrades, but the competition is only getting stiffer.
Swap out your creaky old box fan for a new model that lights up, mists, or even follows you around the room.
Our top Apple Watch recommendation fluctuates in price. If you're in the market, now's a good time to buy.
Whether you’re near or far, keep an eye on your fur baby with our favorite pet cameras.
Not everyone had the money for the original Neo Geo Advanced Entertainment System when it released in the '90s, but there's still a chance to experience it as an adult with disposable income. SNK and Plaion Replai, who is also behind the all-black remake of the Commodore 64, announced a faithful rem
A judge has granted the makers of the "ICE Sightings - Chicagoland" Facebook group and the Eyes Up app a preliminary injunction to stop the Trump administration from coercing platforms to take these projects down. Judge Jorge L. Alonso of the United States District Court for the Northern District of
Apple has secured a major victory for its redesigned smartwatches as per the latest decision from the US International Trade Commission. The federal agency ruled against reinstating an import ban on Apple Watches, allowing the tech giant to continue selling its devices with a reworked blood-oxygen m
The US Department of Justice is siding with X, as the social media platform owned by Elon Musk navigates a criminal investigation unfolding in France. As first reported by The Wall Street Journal, the Justice Department characterized the French probe as "an effort to entangle the United States in a
These locks, lights, and other smart home upgrades let you add automation without messing up your home’s vibe.
Those clicks and pops aren't supposed to be there. Give your music a proper bath with this handy guide.
Schematik is a program that aims to help people vibe code for physical devices. Hopefully, it won’t blow anything up.
A gaming laptop without a discrete graphics card feels revolutionary, but the TUF Gaming A14 doesn't quite take full advantage of AMD's daring new silicon.
Don’t just load up an Amazon cart! Here are the better ways to find your favorite vinyl records online.
Entertainment
Former tennis pro Ashley Harkleroad -- who famously got naked for Playboy -- is looking for a new doubles partner ... 'cause her husband filed for separation of marriage, TMZ Sports has learned. Court records show fellow tennis professional Chuck…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. The weather's warming up ... which means it's time to bust out those strappy sandals and summery shoes! After spending months bundling up in boots, you're probably…
American actress Perrey Reeves was in her early 30s when she first started playing Mrs. Ari Gold on HBO's hit show "Entourage" back in 2004. Perrey was part of an ensemble cast like Adrian Grenier, Kevin Connolly, Kevin Dillon, Jerry…
Kim Kardashian has a new driver in her life … and he clearly knows how to handle curves. The SKIMS mogul appears to have hard-launched her new romance with Lewis Hamilton, and the setting couldn’t be more on-brand: a sleek, two-hour dinner at…
Mindy Cohn is back in a fight she knows all too well … and once again, she’s coming out swinging. The “Facts of Life” actress shocked fans on Sunday by revealing she’s been secretly battling cancer again … explaining her recent…
WrestleMania 42 Night Two has opened with a huge shock, as it appears Brock Lesnar has retired from the WWE! Lesnar opened night two of the event facing off against the “Nigerian Giant” Oba Femi in a highly anticipated match, with both…
Cher might be adding “grandma” to her legendary résumé -- and if this long-buried family secret is true, it came with a plot twist straight out of a soap opera. Former model Kayti Edwards is claiming she dropped a bombshell on the pop icon…
Joe Jonas kicked off WrestleMania Night Two in Las Vegas by showing off his solo vocals, performing the National Anthem for the 50,000 plus in attendance inside of Allegiant Stadium... but that wasn't the only thing he showed off in the last 24…
Nancy Sinatra is ripping President Donald Trump for blasting her dad’s iconic voice online ... and she’s not holding back. The 85-year-old singer lit up X this weekend after the POTUS dropped a nearly four-minute clip of her father Frank…
The Strokes didn’t just rock Coachella -- they lit a political firestorm in the middle of the desert had the crowd doing a double take. The NYC rockers were cruising through their performance on Saturday like any other big act when things…
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