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Putin holds key to Ukraine peace as Trump envoy Steve Witkoff arrives in Moscow for crucial talks following weekend negotiations on 19-point proposal.
Port St. Lucie police sergeant shot in face during service call remains in surgery. 27-year veteran Erik LeVasseur injured in gunfire exchange Monday.
Trump threatens 'hell to pay' if Honduras alters election results, injecting himself into the country's tight presidential race amid vote counting.
Shop the best Cyber Monday deals on mattresses with the help of our guide.
The New England Patriots made it look easy against the New York Giants on Monday, clobbering the NFC East team by more than two touchdowns.
Former adult film star Jenna Jameson shares transformation photos, crediting her weight loss and healing journey to finding Jesus and conquering fear.
Australian teacher Karly Rae, a new mom with an 8-week-old baby, pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a 15-year-old student, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation reported.
Younghoe Koo's bizarre missed field goal attempt highlighted the Giants' special teams struggles in the first half against the New England Patriots on Monday night.
DHS launches holiday "deal of a lifetime" offering illegal immigrants $1,000 bonus and free flights home through CBP Home App self-deportation program.
Philadelphia Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo's home was vandalized with eggs after the team's 24-15 loss to Chicago Bears on Black Friday.
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Marriage is an endless bouquet of blessings and discoveries, with each new day bringing new joys and delights to those who join in the divine covenant. That being said, what are husbands good for, exactly?
Prayer is among the most powerful tools Christians have, yet like a sad houseplant, it's often neglected. That's why we consulted with the world's most faithful and holy Christians to learn the best tips to maintaining a healthy prayer life. Check them out below.
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U.S. — Following a difficult year that saw the party lose the White House to Donald Trump and both houses of Congress to Republican control, a new survey revealed that Democrats' poll numbers had surged among the key narcoterrorist demographic.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar has gone on the record to condemn Trump for suggesting she be deported to Somalia, arguing that she has every right to stay in the horrible country she hates.
U.S. — In a shift from addressing the issue of foreign narcotics trade by attacking cartel boats, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that he had halted demand in the U.S. for illegal drugs by drone striking Hunter Biden.
ST. PAUL, MN — Desperate to clear his good name, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz offered to give several journalists free tampons if they would stop talking about his fraud scandal.
WASHINGTON—In an effort to expand recruitment for President Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown, the Department of Homeland Security announced Tuesday that it would waive the species requirements for new Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents. At a press conference, Home-land Security Secre
SAN ANTONIO—With the GOP’s redrawn congressional maps taking effect across Texas, a local family reported Friday that the earth rumbled and dishes crashed to the floor as gerrymandering ripped through the kitchen of their home. At approximately 6:52 p.m., Dan and Jody Marshall noticed ripples fo
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Once Thanksgiving dinner is over, many Americans find their refrigerators packed with several days’ worth of leftover food that often goes to waste. The Onion shares tips for repurposing your holiday leftovers. Hang onto them for Christmas stocking stuffers. Provide any uneaten turkey to PETA for
Sports
Manchester United, Newcastle, Everton and Tottenham Hotspur are all interested in signing Atlético Madrid midfielder Conor Gallagher. Transfer Talk has the latest news and rumors.
From a 6-1 start to a 9-10 record to begin December, which Chicago Bulls team is the real version and what could be next?
Breaking down the biggest NBA Cup group stage surprises and what lies ahead in the knockout rounds.
Wetzel: Lane Kiffin left an actual playoff team for a theoretical one. He should be honest about why
Lane Kiffin might be a great coach, but he isn't being treated unfairly by Ole Miss or "the calendar" or anything else.
The New York Mets and reliever Devin Williams agreed to a three-year, $51 million deal, league sources told ESPN's Jeff Passan Monday night, giving the club a replacement for Edwin Diaz should the All-Star closer sign elsewhere.
A day after flying out of Oxford, Mississippi, Lane Kiffin was introduced as LSU coach Monday, promising to restore the Tigers to being "the best program in all of college football," while detailing his excruciating decision to leave Ole Miss.
Oregon offensive coordinator Will Stein was named the head football coach at Kentucky on Monday.
Dillon Brooks lit up the Lakers for 33 points in the Suns' 125-108 win Monday night, agitating both the Los Angeles crowd and LeBron James, whom he sparred with during the 2023 playoffs.
What were the biggest surprises from each top 25 team this season?
Giants first-round pick Abdul Carter didn't start or play early in Monday night's matchup with the Patriots because of a coach's decision.
Watch new episodes of "Outta Pocket With RGIII" every Monday.
Free agent reliever Devin Williams has reportedly agreed to a contract with the New York Mets.
Ralph Vacchiano sorts out the NFL's hierarchy after every week of the 2025 season.
The Patriots are the first NFL team with 11 wins. Here's what we learned from their win over the Giants.
After Friday's 3-0 victory over Italy, the USWNT beat the European side again on Monday to end 2025 on a high note. Here are my takeaways.
Check out the odds for every NFL Week 14 matchup.
Lane Kiffin's dramatic departure from Ole Miss to LSU prompted a strong response from Dave Portnoy.
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Here's the latest on what's happening around college football entering Week 15.
The Giants and Patriots will meet in Foxborough for an intriguing Week 13 clash featuring two of the NFL's brightest young quarterbacks.
Tech
Cyber Monday has wrapped, but MasterClass is extending one of its best offers of the year. For a limited time, all annual plans are 50 percent off, giving new subscribers a cheaper way to explore the platform’s wide catalog of cooking, writing and music courses. It’s one of the few subscription
Cyber Monday has ended, but some streaming discounts are still live, including a solid offer from Paramount+. New subscribers can get two months of service for $6 total, and the price applies to either the Essential or Premium plan. At $3 per month, the Premium tier gives you a larger discount, and
Cyber Monday is technically over, but long gone are the days in which all of the deals dry up at midnight. Black Friday and Cyber Monday have become more than just a long-weekend event. While some deals do end when Cyber Monday does, more often than not, you can find some stragglers online in the fo
Keeping your devices charged shouldn’t feel like a chore. Wireless chargers make it simple to top up your phone, earbuds or smartwatch by just setting them down, which is especially useful if you’re tired of frayed cables or worn-out ports. A good charger can live on your desk, nightstand or eve
Score discounts on blenders, food processors, immersion blenders, and more with our selection of Vitamix coupons and deals.
Enjoy 20% off your first order with a Brooks coupon code, plus top discounts and deals on our favorite Brooks running shoes.
Save up to 60%, plus an extra 20% with HP promo codes for laptops, printers, PCs, and more tech.
Get an exclusive discount of $25 off $200+ this holiday season when you sign up for Logitech emails.
Get 15% off with Dyson coupon code, plus save up to $600 with Cyber Week discounts on vacuums, $150 off Airwraps, and more.
Get 10% off with verified Dell promo code, plus today’s Cyber Week coupons for up to $750 off laptops, Alienware monitors, and all things tech.
Now that Cyber Monday is here, it's a great time to get your hands on quality tech at a discount. And if you're searching for the really affordable stuff, you've come to the correct corner of the web. This list is all the best electronics deals that cost less than $50 from multiple retailers. Snap u
For Cyber Monday, Disney is offering the Disney+ and Hulu (with ads) bundle for just $5 a month for one year. That means you can pay $60, less than the price of taking your family to the movies, and get a year's worth of entertainment. The deal is available to both new and returning subscribers, and
Black Friday is done, but the sales still roll on, and Cyber Monday remains a decent chance to pick up any storage gear you’ve been eyeing. If you have a PC, PS5, gaming handheld or any other gadget that could use some extra space, we’re weeding out the junk and rounding up the best Cyber Monday
HBO Max has a limited-time, one-year subscription deal, offering a chance to stream HBO originals and Warner Bros. blockbusters at a lower cost. The platform has reduced pricing to $3 per month for one year, bringing the final cost down to $36 for the year. With many streaming services increasing th
A lot of people think Cyber Monday subscriptions are just about streaming, but that's not true. Although there are some incredible discounts to be had on the likes of Apple TV+ (Severance and Ted Lasso), HBO Max (House of the Dragon and The Last of Us) and Disney+/Hulu (you know what they've got), t
This Apple TV+ Cyber Monday streaming deal ends soon: Get six months of access for only $6 per month
Apple TV+ is offering six months of access for only $36 for Cyber Monday. The deal is live now for new and eligible returning subscribers and runs through December 1, giving you a chance to stream shows like Silo, The Morning Show and For All Mankind for less. It’s a short-term offer, so you’ll
Best Buy is rolling out really great deals on some of our favorite tech that we've tested this year.
We've searched far and wide for the absolute best Cyber Monday deals on gear we've tested ourselves.
Though you can buy things on the internet any day of the year, Cyber Monday just hits different.
Amazon's Cyber Monday sales are live. Here are the best deals on Echo speakers, Fire TVs, and Kindles.
Entertainment
Drip drip, can you namedrop the sexy babe who posted up in her white bikini, while breakin' a sweat?! We got you covered with a few clues, but then it's on you to run it home! Clearly she knows how to un-button and turn up the heat. Catch her on…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Black Friday and Cyber Monday may be over, but Amazon is still offering up the same discount prices for a ton of kitchen essentials. So whether you need an upgrade in…
It's premiere day for the "Vanderpump Rules" season 12 newbies, so before you soak up the fresh goat cheese balls, see if you can guess these OG's when they were kiddos! From Ariana Madix to Tom Schwartz ... Lala Kent and Tom Sandoval, hit up the…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. It's that time again ... time for Oprah’s Favorite Things! While she may not be handing out cars anymore, she's compiled some of the hottest items of the year that…
Awards season is picking up with the 2025 Gotham Awards ... and a bunch of huge stars turned up for the occasion ... with Rihanna and A$AP Rocky leading the way. The award show is going down right now in New York City, and Hollywood is celebrating…
The Game got on his soap box at his birthday party ... grabbing the mic and telling the world to free Diddy and R. Kelly ... and then he started talking baby oil and urination ... and it's all on video. TMZ obtained footage from The Game's Friday…
Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan's divorce settlement wasn't public, but now we've got a financial nugget from how it all played out ... they're getting a chunk of the other's retirement plans. According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Channing…
If driverless cars are the future, we might see way more of this ... a Waymo took a left turn smack dab into the middle of a police standoff ... and it's all on video. Viral video spreading on social media shows one of the driverless ride service…
Robert Irwin's got the world at his feet, right now ... and it only took him 22 trips around the sun to blossom into a big star. Steve Irwin's son just won "Dancing with the Stars" Season 34, and he's got a smoking hot rumored girlfriend in actress…
"90 Day Fiancé" star Matt Branistareanu was in hot water during the show's tell-all, when Jasmine Pineda accused him of only proposing to her because they have a child together ... and speaking to TMZ, Matt seems to be doubling down on that…
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