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Federal task force in Memphis has arrested 1,700 people including 126 alleged gang members and seized 293 firearms since President Donald Trump's surge began.
Government shutdown threatens food benefits for 42 million Americans as Democrats and Republicans dispute emergency funding for the SNAP program before Nov. 1 deadline.
The State Department activated a Caribbean disaster response team following Hurricane Melissa's devastating impact on Jamaica, with teams arriving Thursday to provide aid.
Two men were sentenced to 25 years in prison for an Iranian government-backed assassination plot against journalist Masih Alinejad.
After weeks of customer complaints on social media following the latest menu changes in early October, Chili's has announced it will bring back its Skillet Beef Queso.
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Bravo star Jennifer Welch laughed at footage of a "No Kings" protester celebrating conservative activist Charlie Kirk's death and urged Democrats to cater to such voters.
Philadelphia Eagles great Jason Kelce said that if the tush push is truly hard to officiate, then it would be a reason to ban the controversial play.
Republicans celebrated Sen. John Fetterman as a "voice of reason" after he accused Democrats of "playing chicken" with 42 million Americans' food security.
Figure skaters Madison Chock and Evan Bates shared a gracious message for Kamila Valieva ahead of the Milano-Cortina Olympics after a doping controversy delayed their gold.
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NEW YORK, NY — According to reports from top intelligence agencies, Al-Qaeda is activating its terrorist sleeper cells to help get out the vote for Zohran Mamdani.
BRONX, NY — According to witnesses at the scene, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez burst into a birthing suite at local Montefiore Hospital to tell off a woman in labor that she should get a real job.
Cameroon elected 92-year-old Paul Biya as its president, making him the world’s oldest, amid deadly street protests and claims of widespread election fraud. What do you think?
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U.S — According to a Department of Homeland Security report, former President Joe Biden's soft border policies allowed 2,000,000 Flood lifeforms over the border.
MILWAUKEE, WI — After hours of horrifying agony and non-stop screaming, local woman Jessica Poulter was awarded a cool trophy for giving birth without an epidural.
ARLINGTON, VA — As the government shut-down drags on, furloughed TSA agents have begun going door-to-door offering to grope people for free.
CLEVELAND—Revealing a vast, forgotten catalog of legitimate pop compositions, a report released Thursday about novelty musical act Michael Joseph Jackson found that the man who recorded the perennial Halloween classic “Thriller” also had a bunch of non-Halloween music. “Jackson is, of course
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have taken a bold stand by vowing to starve as many food stamp recipients as it takes to get free healthcare for illegal immigrants.
WASHINGTON—In an effort to manage the American people’s expectations, officials at the National Association for Business Economics announced Wednesday that they hoped your heart wasn’t set on a house. “We’re not saying it’s impossible—we’re just saying you might want to consider keep
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he touted the body’s natural ability to transmute lead into gold. “The human body is able to do some
AUSTIN, TX—Noting that he’d already claimed to be sick, at a dentist appointment, and tied up with an unexpected 9 p.m. football practice, University of Texas quarterback Arch Manning confirmed Tuesday that he was quickly running out of polite, semi-plausible excuses to avoid mentorship from his
The new report revealed that thousands of uncontacted Indigenous peoples around the world are facing increasing dangers, such as contact by missionaries, miners, criminal gangs, and social media influencers spreading diseases and clearing forests, that could wipe out as many as half in 10 years. Wha
LOS ANGELES, CA — After Monday night's epic 18-inning marathon Game 3 severely depleted their bullpen, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced that actor Jason Bateman would take the mound for the team in Game 4.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, President Donald Trump broached the subject of scientific collaboration this week with Tesla Founder and CEO Elon Musk, asking if he could come up with a way to supply precisely 1.21 gigawatts of power to a DeLorean.
TULSA, OK — Local dad William Madsen announced he was excited to show his kids some of the horror and action movies he loved from the 1970s, which must be ok because they're rated the same as those Toy Story movies.
SAN BRUNO, CA—Expressing surprise and delight at the notion that gals could also shred, dozens of YouTube users who stumbled upon the Mousers’ cover of Bikini Kill’s “Rebel Girl” revealed Wednesday that they were astounded to learn chicks were able to rock too. “Wow, it turns out that la
COLUMBUS, OH — Local dad Tripp Cashton was elated to receive his acceptance to Ninja School after nailing the feat of leaping under a garage door just as it closed.
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Sports
Andre Snellings looks at how it happened so quickly and what to expect from both going forward.
NFL survivor pool strategy, predictions and picks for ESPN Eliminator Challenge Week 9, including teams to pick or save for later.
Before he was a manager, there was Mauricio Pochettino the player, and his old teammates saw signs of the successful coaching career that was to come.
A sophomore sits atop our preseason rankings, which include multiple players from UConn, UCLA and LSU.
Can Florida repeat? Here's your guide to the new season, from Final Four picks to conference winner predictions.
Michael Jordan didn't hold back on load management in the NBA, saying on NBC: "It shouldn't be needed, first and foremost."
LSU is the latest big-name program to pull the plug on its coach -- and wallow in the Bottom 10.
LAFC's Son Heung-Min, a summer acquisition by LAFC, has guaranteed compensation of $11.2 million, while Lionel Messi remains the league's highest paid player at $20.4 million.
Bengals quarterback Joe Flacco's availability for Sunday's game against the Bears is in doubt due to his shoulder injury, with coach Zac Taylor saying it's "probably at 50-50" whether Flacco will play.
The Lions are signing star edge rusher Aidan Hutchinson to a four-year, $180 million contract extension that includes a non-quarterback record of $141 million guaranteed, his agent told ESPN.
We're in the home stretch of trade season in the NFL. Here are the latest deals and rumors circling ahead of the trade deadline.
We're tracking the latest on what's happening around the NFL heading into Week 9 of the 2025 season.
See who'll be winning MLS honors such as Most Valuable Player and Coach of the Year, and which stars will be making the Best XI.
Let's look back at the most grueling, unforgettable marathons in World Series history.
A fifth-round selection in the 2025 draft, Oronde Gadsden II is showing the potential to carry on the lineage of great Chargers tight ends.
Marco Andretti has announced his retirement from racing, marking the end of an era for the Andretti family at the Indianapolis 500
Check out everything you need to know about the 2025 NFL Trade Deadline including date and time.
It's "positive vibes only" for Denny Hamlin as he and his team prepare for one of the biggest weekends of his NASCAR career.
Is the third time a charm for William Byron, who has been a finalist but fallen short in his quest for the Cup title the past two years?
Colin Cowherd breaks down why the Pittsburgh Steelers are broken, starting with the team's defense wasting Aaron Rodgers' successful season.
Tech
Outfit your wrist with the previous generation of Pixel smartwatch for just $200.
Sony just announced the PS Plus Monthly games for November and there are some standouts. All of these titles will be available to download on November 4 until December 1.
First up, there's the cat sim Stray. We praised the third-person cyberpunk adventure in our initial review, in which we lauded t
Character.AI will no longer permit teenagers to interact with its chatbots, as AI companies face increasing pressure to better safeguard younger users from harm. In a statement, the company confirmed that it is removing the ability for users under 18 to engage in any open-ended chats with AI on its
A new benchmark measures how well AI agents can automate economically valuable chores. Human-level AI is still some ways off.
Microsoft’s Azure cloud service is experiencing an outage that appears to have hit Microsoft 365 , Xbox and Minecraft. All three show spikes in outage reports on DownDetector around 12PM ET, and the Azure status page indicates Microsoft is dealing with issues with “Azure Portal access.”In the
The 2025 Fall Classic is tied up again after Game 4 between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Toronto Blue Jays saw Toronto dominate to win 6-2. The World Series continues with one more game in Los Angeles tonight — Wednesday, Oct. 29 — at 8PM ET/5PM PT. The World Series odds favor the Dodgers ahe
As temperatures increase, trains and subways are becoming unendurable. Potential solutions include everything from cooling tunnels with water to painting rolling stock—but there’s no magic fix.
California-based AI and robotics company 1X is now accepting pre-orders for its humanoid robot NEO, which was designed to automate everyday chores and to offer personalized assistance. Users will be able to control NEO and have it accomplish tasks around the house with the click of a button or a ver
Peter Williams, a former executive of Trenchant, L3Harris’ cyber division, has pleaded guilty to two counts of stealing trade secrets and selling them to an unnamed Russian software broker.
A startup hopes to challenge Nvidia, AMD, and Intel with a chip that wrangles probabilities rather than ones and zeros.
YouTube is rolling out some updates aimed at making visuals look better on its TV apps, including automatic AI video upscaling. To begin with, YouTube plans to upscale videos that were uploaded in under 1080p to an HD resolution. It aims to support 4K upscaling in the future.The platform will still
It looks like a hundred thousand people fell for a fake NVIDIA livestream featuring an AI-generated version of CEO Jensen Huang, as reported by PC Gamer. Perhaps the scariest part is that the fake stream ran at the same time as an actual NVIDIA event and dwarfed the live viewership numbers.
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Affordable, reliable, and stylish, 5 Sports watches are seen as a perfect introduction to the world of proper mechanical timepieces. Trouble is, there are so many to choose from—here’s WIRED’s pick.
Magic Leap is once again trying to make a name for itself in augmented reality. The company revealed an Android XR smart glasses prototype and it extended an existing partnership with Google. It said it built the glasses "as a reference design for the Android XR ecosystem."They look similar to other
Chalk this one up under "The most clever (alleged) legal sidesteps this side of Tony Soprano." On Wednesday, The Guardian published a report about a so-called "winking mechanism" regarding Israeli cloud computing contracts with Amazon and Google. The stipulation from 2021's Project Nimbus is said to
The Nothing Phone universe continues to expand. On Wednesday, the company launched the fourth model in the Phone 3 lineup: the Nothing Phone 3a Lite. The cheapest model in the series, the Phone 3a Lite pairs the brand's distinct styling with solid all-around specs for an entry-level handset. However
How do AI videos end up on Donald Trump’s social media accounts? WIRED investigates.
The right shelter can make a big difference in how comfortable you are outdoors. Here are the ones we’ve tested and love.
Amazon's new Echo Studio and Dot models get a new look and more power behind the sound and smarts.
With the new M5 MacBook Pro, it's more complicated than ever to figure out the right MacBook for you.
Entertainment
Everybody was wondering how Jay Guapo and Pink Cardigan convinced North West and Kim Kardashian to dress up as them for Halloween ... but the viral TikTokers told us they had nothing to do with it. Jay told TMZ in Los Angeles yesterday, "It was a…
Gloria Estefan's daughter's partner has been arrested for robbery ... and, it appears Emily Estefan is the alleged victim -- though cops are not revealing a name at this time. Gemeny Hernandez -- who has been in a relationship with Emily Estefan…
WWE Hall of Famer Mike Rotunda is not in hospice as his brother-in-law previously stated ... but rather a rehabilitation center as he recovers from a massive heart attack, his family revealed on Wednesday. Mika Rotunda released a statement on her…
Sia got a huge W in her divorce from her second husband ... his emergency request for full custody of their son was just shot down by a judge. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ ... a judge ruled most of the facts asserted in the legal docs…
Dove Cameron and her hunky boo Damiano David just hit upgrade mode ... 'cause TMZ has learned they recently got engaged, and we've got the pics of her massive rock. Peep the pics -- the ex-Disney darling linked up arm-in-arm with her Måneskin…
We're serving up another juicy game of Guess Who ... can you name this blonde bombshell? This absolute knockout was snapped in a state of "Euphoria," chomping down on a hot dog at Dodger Stadium on Tuesday during Game 3 of the World Series. She…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 9:30 AM and 11:30 AM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's just…
Don Lemon took shots at conservative commentator Megyn Kelly's gender ... and many online are now calling the TV newsman a hypocrite. The former CNN host made the controversial comments on his new "Clip Farmers" podcast ... and, he certainly did…
Niecy Nash is objecting to anyone saying she didn't need all 10 bags she checked at the airport ... she is on a world tour, after all. We shared the video with you ... the actress stopped by "Sherri" to talk to Sherri Shepherd about the viral video…
T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach got engaged after a wild love story ... and they're rooting for Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau to follow suit. TMZ caught up with the former "Good Morning America" cohosts in NYC Tuesday, where they dished on Katy and…
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