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• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
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Masked Israeli settlers attacked an NBC News crew and a Palestinian family in the West Bank village of Qusra, drawing condemnation from Netanyahu.
Scottie Scheffler's Tour Championship win gives him 18 victories in three seasons, matching Tiger Woods at the same age in a striking comparison.
Rep. James Clyburn, D-S.C., called supporting Clarence Thomas during his 1991 confirmation hearing a "mistake," saying the justice rebelled against his background.
Clemson-LSU in Death Valley, Notre Dame vs. Wisconsin at Lambeau Field and more highlight five days of college football over Labor Day weekend.
From Costco Christmas trees in August to a viral youth football coach meltdown, Monday Screencaps delivers despite a brutal weekend flu battle.
Ella Langley delivered a powerful "Jolene" cover during her Alabama concert Friday, honoring Dolly Parton days after the icon's passing at 80.
Project Watershed 250 pairs AI security tools with Texas water systems to find cyber vulnerabilities before adversaries can exploit them first.
"An Army Marches on its Stomach" takes new meaning as the USS Abraham Lincoln deployment exposes critical military supply chain vulnerabilities.
Ryan Preece captured his first NASCAR Cup Series win at Daytona while Randy Quaid blasted Anne Hathaway over the "Days of Thunder" prequel casting.
WWE star Paige revealed a autograph-seeker bought a plane ticket just to ambush her at a connecting gate, calling the airport encounter "weirdo behavior."
Satire
PALO ALTO, CA — Local woman Brittany Robinson was kicked out of the local ladies lunch group after it became very apparent she had nothing bad to say about her husband.
The post Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run appeared first on The Onion.
A leaked memo revealed that U.S. diplomats are subverting efforts to limit global plastic production, doing so as worldwide plastic pollution grows to over 57 million tons annually. What do you think?
The post U.S. Lobbying Against Global Plastic Limits appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the clip showed the commander-in-chief spinning around in the East Room in the Executive Residence, wa
Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the past year as provisions kick in. What do you think?
The post SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13% appeared first on The Onion.
With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July.
The post Top Songs August 2026 appeared first on The Onion.
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any woman who averages more than eight points per game should not be allowed to play in the WNBA.
WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a varie
LOS ANGELES—Responding to scrutiny concerning her tech billionaire father, artist Stella Lefty admitted in an interview Friday that nepotism may have played a role in helping her get Groupon+. “I had to set up the account myself, but yeah, I definitely have to recognize that not all aspiring art
Larry Ellison is the co-founder and executive chairman of Oracle, as well as the largest shareholder of the Paramount Skydance Corporation. The Onion sat down with the billionaire to discuss his ventures. The Onion : How did you get into the entertainment industry? Ellison: I remember going to t
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appear loved online. “Despite all the videos of Andrew supposedly sparring with his brother at the g
Sports
We break down who ruled the dog days of August and what will rock the weeks ahead as we enter the stretch run of the 2026 season.
It's possible that we could see multiple teams with records under .500 playing this October. That's a shame.
On Sunday night, Novak Djokovic was upset by Mariano Navone in the first round of the US Open. What happened -- and what it means for the tournament.
The Tour Championship concluded on Sunday with Scottie Scheffler winning. Here are all the best moments.
How do all 32 NFL teams stack up with under 10 days to go until the regular season? Plus, we picked out statistical milestones on the horizon for each team.
Will your team beat its projected win total? What props should you target?
Liverpool have confirmed the signing of forward Bradley Barcola from Paris Saint-Germain.
The NFL has placed Packers running back Josh Jacobs on the commissioner exempt list.
Cleveland placed Dillon Gabriel on injured reserve and designated him to return with a back injury, and will carry Deshaun Watson, Shedeur Sanders and rookie Taylen Green as the quarterbacks on their initial 53-man roster.
Aaron Donald's wife, Erica, was a key part of the offseason rumors swirling that Donald might return to the Los Angeles Rams.
The Rays sweep after a robbery gone wrong, the Braves are ahead of the Dodgers, Pete Crow-Armstrong keeps on mashing, the Yankees crush the Red Sox and more from Sunday's MLB action.
In a competitive division, the Seahawks could have the best betting value to win the NFC West. Will Hill explains.
Who is on Super Bowl or bust watch this season? We define success for all 32 teams across the league.
How does the final stretch of the regular season shape up for the red-hot Braves and the rest of MLB's playoff hopefuls?
The 2027 QB class could challenge the record for most first-rounders. Here's how things stand heading into the season — with pro comps for the top prospects.
Keep up with the latest NFL news on roster cutdown day as Aaron Donald comes out of retirement with the Rams, Odell Beckham Jr. makes the Giants, and Tennessee cuts Will Levis.
Alex Palou is on an epic roll with four consecutive INDYCAR titles and five overall. How long before he reaches eight?
Rosters are set and the preseason is over. Here's what stood out to us ahead of the NFL regular season.
Pato O'Ward won the weekend at Milwaukee with a doubleheader sweep, but Alex Palou won the year.
Let’s take a look at the updated 2026 Super Bowl odds, with an all-time great returning for the 2026-27 season.
Tech
ChatGPT, Reddit and Roblox to face the EU's strictest platform rules.
Sometimes the volume control on a Bluetooth device behaves unpredictably. This quick fix in your Android phone's settings is a good troubleshooting step.
Garmin's Cirqa band lacks the software and AI insights to make it a true Whoop rival.
A PlayStation State of Play double bill is set for September 3.
There are some good reasons you might want to look for a laptop with multiple USB-C ports next time you upgrade.
If your PC gaming controller is broken or you need an extra for a friend, there's a simple solution for iPhone users.
The app isn't cracking down on other kinds of AI slop, though.
If you use Android Auto, you might be interested to know that there's a feature available on some phones that helps keep phone calls minimal while you drive.
Does turning off Bluetooth actually make Wi-Fi better?
While Trump administration cuts have contributed to the epidemic of foodborne illnesses this summer, there are also deeper issues that make the American food supply chain susceptible to parasites and bacteria outbreaks.
Of the Glassdoor reviews from claims adjusters that mentioned AI, a staggering 98 percent were negative. “AI is just a tool,” one person tells WIRED. “It should never be given the keys.”
Keep your phone firmly in hand and add some personality with these comfortable, durable, and nifty smartphone grips.
A security researcher discovered nine vulnerabilities impacting ATM encryption and authentication software. But the problems extend far beyond your local cash machine.
People still swear by this quirky controller, leading to Nintendo supporting it for 25 years and counting.
After Donald Trump’s executive order demanding the name change, Google is the first major online map provider to flip the switch.
Forget about patchy internet connections and dead spots in the house. These WIRED-tested, multi-room mesh Wi-Fi systems will keep your whole house online.
Burnt out on wrist buzzes and notification overload? A new crop of minimalist wearables promises to collect your health data without demanding your attention.
Experience the oddly satisfying joy of labeling bins, drawers, and more with the best Bluetooth and traditional label makers.
Young adults are in more group chats than ever—sometimes more than 20 at a time. Here’s how to tame the chat madness.
The discovery redefines how large atoms need to be to produce the extreme state of matter found in the early universe.
Entertainment
Donald Trump and his ever-present executive assistant Natalie Harp are once again practically joined at the hip ... this time linking up after his day on the links. Harp and the prez were photographed Sunday sitting side by side in the back of an…
Mel Gibson is catching heat for allegedly mocking a deaf American Sign Language interpreter -- and it was all caught on video. Check it out ... Mel is first introduced by moderator Liam Crowley at Saturday's Fan Expo Canada in Toronto, and then the…
A woman and two children escaped Nepal's deadly flash floods by mere seconds ... with heart-stopping video showing a wall of muddy debris roaring right behind them. The footage, shot Wednesday in a settlement along the upper Trishuli River, shows…
Donald Trump is turning up the heat on Iran -- at least online -- posting a wild A.I.-generated video appearing to show one of the country's most important oil hubs getting absolutely obliterated. Trump posted the clip Monday .... showing massive…
Anna Wintour’s Met Gala is no longer going to present an exhibit by the controversial designer John Galliano. On Monday, Galliano announced the news on social media after backlash grew over the weekend. He said, “After much reflection and…
Chilling video from inside a passenger ferry shows travelers scrambling for life jackets ... just moments before the vessel capsized and sank off the coast of Cyprus. The footage shows panic spreading as passengers hurriedly pull on life vests and…
Novak Djokovic suffered a surprising loss in the first round of the U.S. Open Sunday night -- and he threw up and broke down in tears during the match. Djokovic -- considered by many to be the best tennis player who ever lived with 24 Grand Slam…
Aaliyah's uncle claims his son is partly to blame for the late singer's death ... lobbing the bombshell allegation as the two fight over money in court. TMZ obtained a lawsuit filed by Jomo Hankerson against Barry Hankerson and his record label…
WWE Superstar Paige is pissed ... after she says a collector crossed the line during a recent interaction at the airport in Chicago. Paige walked TMZ Sports through the story outside LAX this week, and it's clear the incident made the former champ…
American actress Susan Ruttan was in her mid-thirties when she first played Roxanne -- the confident office secretary -- on the long-running legal television show and movie "L.A. Law" back in 1986. Susan Dey, Blair Underwood, and Harry Hamlin were…
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