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Nigeria secures release of 100 abducted schoolchildren from Catholic school after weeks in captivity
Nigeria secured the release of 100 abducted schoolchildren from Niger state after month-long ordeal, amid ongoing persecution concerns against Christians.
Washington Commanders quarterback Jayden Daniels was pushed to the ground after throwing an interception to Minnesota Vikings linebacker Andrew Van Ginkel.
Indianapolis Colts quarterback Daniel Jones left Sunday's game against the Jacksonville Jaguars as he suffered an Achilles injury. Jones was making a case for an MVP award.
President Donald Trump expressed his support for Roger Clemens' Hall of Fame candidacy on Sunday, hours before the Era Committee would vote on it.
MS NOW host Jackie Alemany called the massive Minnesota fraud scheme "isolated" during an interview with the state's attorney general, Keith Ellison.
Sen. Tom Cotton, R-Ark., told "Meet the Press" that The Washington Post should offer an apology to Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and Adm. Mitch Bradley.
Pearl Harbor's 84th anniversary ceremony marks historic milestone as no survivors attend for first time, with only 12 of original troops still alive today.
The Iowa State Cyclones and Kansas State Wildcats were fined $500,000 each on Sunday for deciding to opt out of bowl games after finishing with at least six wins.
Hamline University student caught on video defending Charlie Kirk's assassination, saying 'I'm just glad Charlie Kirk got shot' on campus.
California Gov. Gavin Newsom's press office responds to viral mocking with exaggerated photo after his awkward pose at summit sparks social media frenzy.
Satire
U.S. — Americans with cognitive disabilities and other special needs have demanded that people stop comparing them to Tim Walz.
LAGOS, NIGERIA — In yet another case of fraud perpetrated by Somalis, a Nigerian prince fell prey to an online scam perpetrated by a Somali immigrant.
U.S. — Movie fans across the country have expressed concern that Warner Bros' sale to Netflix could lead to comic book movies becoming over-bloated, soulless cash grabs.
LOS ANGELES—In a shockingly personal attack on the actor’s arches, filmmaker Quentin Tarantino made comments Friday slamming Paul Dano as the worst actor on Wikifeet. “Paul Dano’s got the weakest soles on Wikifeet,” Tarantino said during a podcast appearance, calling Dano’s feet “nasty
Starting in 2026, Malaysia will ban social media accounts for anyone under 16, joining other countries such as Australia in imposing digital age limits. What do you think?
The post Malaysia Bans Social Media For Children Under 16 appeared first on The Onion.
A Japanese tech firm has developed a capsule-style human washing machine, which is able to automatically wash and dry a person. What do you think?
The post Japanese Company Unveils Human Washing Machine appeared first on The Onion.
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he urinated inside a Pentagon break room refrigerator. “In the heat of the moment, you’ve got
NEW YORK—Confirming his new film fell somewhere between fact and fiction, director Josh Safdie explained to reporters Friday that Marty Supreme was a slight dramatization of LeBron James’ life. “I wouldn’t call it a biopic, exactly, but yes, Marty Supreme is about King James,” said the fil
In the world of business, integrity is everything. There has to be a baseline level of trust, or the entire system collapses. That’s why I make honesty a top priority in my professional life, even in situations where bending the truth a little would be to my personal benefit. For example, I would
Tensions between the United States and Venezuela are escalating, with President Trump stating that land strikes on drug traffickers could come “very soon.” The Onion examines the pros and cons of entering a war against Venezuela. PRO “Caracas” fun to say Raises total number of countries Amer
VATICAN CITY—In a milestone many Roman Catholics hope will bring the church into the 21st century, Vatican officials issued a statement Tuesday formally recognizing Generation Z’s first demon. “For his innovative use of digital communications to torment and possess the Christian faithful, Mel
The bride and groom want to call what happened on Saturday a wedding, but it wasn’t even in a church—and they both wore tennis shoes!
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Sports
Christian Benford intercepted Joe Burrow and returned it 63 yard for a touchdown to give the Buffalo Bills the lead over the Cincinnati Bengals.
Get the latest NFL playoff picture as Week 14 unfolds.
Indiana earned the No. 1 seed in the 12-team College Football Playoff field, while Alabama and Miami nudged out Notre Dame for the final at-large spot.
Notre Dame athletic director Pete Bevacqua told ESPN that the program is in utter disbelief and shock after being left out of the 12-team College Football Playoff.
Colts quarterback Daniel Jones went down with a noncontact injury to his right Achilles, leaving him in obvious pain and out for the remainder of Sunday's pivotal AFC South game against the Jaguars.
Commanders quarterback Jayden Daniels and tight end Zach Ertz each left Sunday's loss to the Minnesota Vikings with injuries.
Ohio State dropped to the No. 2 seed in the College Football Playoff, but the Buckeyes remain the betting favorites to win a second straight national title.
Potential No. 1 pick Darryn Peterson scored 17 points in his return after a month lost to a hamstring injury as No. 21 Kansas crushed rival Missouri 80-60.
Iowa State and Kansas State have each been fined $500,000 by the Big 12 for choosing to turn down bowl invitations. Both programs made their decisions after coaching changes last week.
Our college football writers predict the outcomes of each CFP matchup and choose their champion.
Sue Bird joined classmate Swin Cash and Rebecca Lobo as the only UConn women's basketball players to have their numbers retired.
Josh Allen scrambled for 40-yard TD to cut the Buffalo Bill's deficit against the Cincinnati Bengals.
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Evaluating the committee's ranking process, and what teams should be most upset over in the final CFP ranking.
Cleveland Browns quarterback Shedeur Sanders hit Quinshon Judkins in space, and Judkins broke loose for a 58-yard gain.
Matt LaFleur told FOX Sports' Jay Glazer that he wasn't sure why Ben Johnson took a jab at him during the offseason.
J.J. McCarthy connected with Josh Oliver for a six-yard touchdown that extended the Minnesota Vikings' lead over the Washington Commanders.
Sam Darnold found Jaxon Smith-Njigba for a 28-yard TD, extending the Seattle Seahawks' lead over the Atlanta Falcons.
The CFP bracket is officially out, and Indiana is, of course, at the top, along with Ohio State, Georgia and Texas Tech getting first-round byes. See where the other teams landed.
See the latest CFP title odds, now that the College Football Playoff field has been revealed.
Tech
One does not simply spend more than 11 hours watching The Lord of the Rings trilogy in a single weekend at home when the opportunity to do so in theaters arises. As The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring turns 25, Fathom Entertainment and Warner Bros. announced theatrical screenings of t
Those might not exactly be ads you're seeing on ChatGPT, at least according to OpenAI. Nick Turley, OpenAI's head of ChatGPT, clarified the confusion around potential ads appearing with the AI chatbot. In a post on X, Turley said "there are no live tests for ads" and that "any screenshots you've see
Just a day after receiving a roughly $140 million fine, X has terminated the ad account of the European Commission. Nikita Bier, X's head of product, accused the European Commission of using an exploit to artificially boost the reach of its post announcing the major fine.
In the post, Bier said that
If you're a Fubo subscriber, you've certainly noticed that NBC and all NBCUniversal-owned channels have gone dark on the platform. For over a week, customers have gone without NBC programming like the Today Show and The Voice, and for the second week in a row, customers will have to find alternate m
It's a boring tool, but you need one. Here are the best home printers we have tested, from ink tank to lasers.
Any one of these gift ideas will make your favorite bookworm very happy, from e-readers and accessories to cozy reading essentials.
This new-ish hybrid between trail runners and road runners is designed for less technical terrain and the occasional road run.
With “hardware guy” John Ternus as frontrunner for the next CEO, can Apple overtake its ex-employees at OpenAI and Meta?
The V-JEPA system uses ordinary videos to understand the physics of the real world.
A federal judge has expanded on the remedies decided for the Department of Justice's antitrust case against Google, ruling in favor of putting a one-year limit on the contracts that make Google's search and AI services the default on devices, Bloomberg reports. Judge Amit Mehta's ruling on Friday me
Apple's Johny Srouji may be the latest company executive to seek greener pastures, according to a report from Bloomberg. The report said that Srouji, Apple's senior vice president of hardware technologies, told Tim Cook that he is "seriously considering leaving in the near future."
While the report
To prevent its robotaxi fleet from passing stopped school buses, Waymo is issuing another software recall in 2025. While it's not a traditional recall that pulls vehicles from the road, Waymo is voluntarily updating software for its autonomous fleet in response to an investigation from the National
The big reveal for Meta's next mixed reality glasses is being postponed until the first half of 2027, according to a report from Business Insider. Based on an internal memo from Maher Saba, the vice president of Meta's Reality Labs Foundation, the report said that the company's project, which is cod
Frankenstein, Troll 2, and A House of Dynamite are just a few of the movies you should watch on Netflix this month.
Stranger Things, The Beast in Me, and Last Samurai Standing are just a few of the shows you need to watch on Netflix this month.
This premium gaming handheld loads up with features, but Windows still holds it back from being the easy option.
We’ve slept off our collective turkey coma and returned to the review lab here at Engadget. Our team may also be in full CES prep mode, but we’ve got a few more devices to get off or our desks before 2025 is over. Catch up on all of the reviews you might have missed over the last few weeks — a
Because of shifting storms and sweltering summers, Iran’s capital faces a future “Day Zero” when the taps run dry.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. A bunch of titles that are arriving very late to make it into game of the year conversations debuted this week, and we learned some new details about upcoming projects, such as a release date for a rad-looking arena shooter ca
Canyon’s latest off-road helmet is the first bike helmet in the United States to feature RLS’s game-changing safety tech.
Entertainment
Cassie Randolph's not a bachelorette ... she's a 'Bride in Paradise' ... hitting the beach in a two-piece bikini with her new husband Brighton Reinhardt! The 'Bachelor' star was spotted going for a swim down in Costa Rica Saturday ... just one day…
You know the old saying, "The pen is mightier than the sword?" We don't think it applies to this actress ... can you guess who this sword-swinging star is? We ran into this celeb while she was being hounded by fans and photogs back in 2015 ... and…
Donald Trump implied he's resigning the presidency ... well, if he's not a better host than Jimmy Kimmel, that is ... cracking the joke during a Kennedy Center Honors event at the White House. The President of the United States took another shot at…
David Del Rio has resurfaced on social media ... in a wholesome family holiday picture months after being fired from "Matlock" over sexual assault allegations made by his co-star. The actor's wife, Katherine Del Rio, posted an Instagram Story…
Gisele Bündchen is proving she really might be superhuman because the model hit the sands of Miami looking like she walked straight out of a fitness fantasy. The supermodel and activist turned heads on Saturday as she filmed a new commercial on…
We know the average American puts on a bit of weight during the holiday season, but there's plenty of celebs out there who work hard to keep their gains ... can you guess who these big biceps belong to? Sure, there are big differences between…
Alix Earle isn't hiding out after her split ... she’s stepping out. The newly single influencer made an appearance at her SipMARGS Art Basel event during Miami Art Week, marking her first outing since calling it quits with NFL wide receiver…
Marciano Brunette is sending a message loud and clear after filing a lawsuit against Demi Engemann and it's all about "getting even." Just one day after suing Engemann over her sexual assault allegations, the "Vanderpump Villa" star dropped an…
A mass shooting tore through an unlicensed bar in South Africa over the weekend ... leaving 12 people dead, including three young children, as police search for multiple gunmen who opened fire without warning. The attack went down early Saturday…
“Saturday Night Live" dipped its toe into the Jeffrey Epstein Island scandal that blew up last week, and one of the jokes took a direct swing at the late pedophile ... roasting him for having "girlfriends" young enough to still be wearing braces.…
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