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Woman suffers severe chemical burns in attack at Savannah's Forsyth Park. Ashley Wasielewski hospitalized with burns covering half her body.
Fox News obtained President Donald Trump's December schedule revealing back-to-back meetings and calls extending into evening hours throughout the month.
Record rainfall transforms Death Valley's Badwater Basin into a rare shallow lake after months of heavy storms hit the California national park.
Former University of Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore faces felony home invasion and stalking charges related to an alleged relationship with a team staffer.
Georgia death row inmate Stacey Humphreys requested a huge buffet-style last meal ahead of his execution for his 2003 double murder conviction.
A House committee released Epstein estate photos, including Andrew from a 2018 London malaria summit with King Charles seemingly cropped out of the original image.
President Trump hosted the 1980 “Miracle on Ice" team in the Oval Office, where he signed legislation to award the hockey legends Congressional Gold Medals for their historic Olympic triumph.
Jim Harbaugh said he's "still processing" news that his Michigan football successor, Sherrone Moore, was arrested on stalking and home invasion charges.
Social media micro-influencer Lisa Singh was arrested after allegedly making sexual advances on a minor. She has nearly 7,000 Facebook followers and faces two counts.
After a friendly appearance last month, "The View" announced Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., will return to the program just days after she leaves Congress.
Satire
Countless families have been destroyed by games of Monopoly gone awry. Don't let that happen to you.
BURBANK, CA—Drawing back the curtain on the reclusive and mysterious life of the multiplatinum recording artist, Disney+ premiered a new six-part Eras Tour documentary Friday that offers a rare look at Taylor Swift. “Fans might know Taylor Swift’s music, but The End Of An Era goes where no for
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has just one message for American families struggling economically this Christmas: "Your kids are bad, so maybe they don't deserve presents."
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U.S. — As Christmas Eve approaches, decorations adorn the tree, and bands of carolers prepare to roam the streets, an urgent message arrived from the North Pole to remind everyone not to forget that Santa Claus wants gluten in his cookies.
ORLANDO, FL — The much-publicized legal tug-of-war over his deportation finally paid off for illegal alien Kilmar Abrego Garcia, as he announced that he was using all the frequent flyer miles he racked up during the ordeal to take a killer Disney vacation.
CAPERNAUM — Reports surfaced this week that carpenter-turned-traveling teacher Jesus of Nazareth expressed disappointment with having to share a birthday with the biggest holiday of the year.
WASHINGTON—Searching in vain for a meaningful way to retaliate after Indiana lawmakers rejected his Republican gerrymandering push, a visibly frustrated President Donald Trump was reportedly struggling Friday to find any infrastructure left in the state that could still be destroyed. “I’m lo
PACIFIC PALISADES, CA — Bucking years of tradition, a family new to the California area has failed to build a single gingerbread house this Christmas season due to a backlog at the permit office.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump expressed concern that his wife, Melania, may now be aware of what he got her for Christmas after news reports surfaced that the U.S. military had seized a Venezuelan oil tanker this week.
Researchers discovered 400,000-year-old hearth remains in what is now England, indicating early humans practiced deliberate fire-setting far earlier than previously thought. What do you think?
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TORONTO—Assuring the 82-year-old filmmaker they could fall asleep perfectly fine without one, David Cronenberg’s grandchildren politely declined their grandfather’s offer to tell them a bedtime story, sources confirmed Monday. “Oh, that’s okay, Pop-Pop—we’re so sleepy already,” said
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The happy couple were married by a City Hall clerk Saturday due to a nationwide pastor strike entering its sixth crippling month.
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Hamnet, based on the 2020 novel by Maggie O’Farrell, is an awards season frontrunner with six Golden Globe nominations. Here is everything you need to know about the film. Q: Who stars in it? A: Paul Mescal plays fuckable Shakespeare and Jessie Buckley plays his fuckable wife. Q: Who is the target
Sports
Let's make the MVP cases for 15 players -- including a ranking of the top five.
Who can improve their chances of making the playoffs? And who is likely out? Picks, predictions and stats for every Week 15 game.
See our predictions on the final score of every bowl matchup, and check back to see how we fared.
Adorable, fun ... and tasty? CFB bowl game mascots are sometimes as memorable as the game itself.
Despite a brilliant 39-point performance from Stephen Curry, who returned from a quad injury, the Warriors lost 127-120 to the Wolves after allowing 39 fourth-quarter points.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander says the Thunder are after every trophy or record they can obtain, including the NBA's record of 73 wins.
The Buffalo Bills quarterback and the "Sinners" star got married in May and are expecting their first baby together.
Indiana has reached an agreement with defensive coordinator Bryant Haines that will make him one of the nation's highest-paid assistants, sources confirmed to ESPN.
Indiana's Fernando Mendoza captured the Maxwell Award as the nation's player of the year and the Davey O'Brien Award as top quarterback Friday night.
Utah coach Kyle Whittingham announced he is stepping down after the team's Dec. 31 bowl game. Whittingham is the Utes' all-time leader in coaching wins with 177.
Here are four takeaways from the Huskies earning their sixth-straight win after beating the Longhorns on Friday.
Check out the best highlights between the Texas Longhorns and UConn Huskies.
A year after winning the award for the first time, Cignetti delivered an encore after leading the Hoosiers to the greatest season in program history.
UConn Huskies' Solo Ball drained a logo 3-pointer to beat the shot clock vs. the Texas Longhorns.
Jayden Ross went UP for huge poster, extending UConn's lead over Texas.
Nearly 2,800 miles away from Queens, the sound of trumpets will soon fill Dodger Stadium.
Texas' Simeon Wilcher stole and threw down TOUGH dunk against UConn.
On Friday, Mendoza became the first Hoosiers quarterback to win the Davey O’Brien Award, giving the redshirt junior added momentum as the heavy favorite to win the Heisman Trophy.
Solo Ball threw down a two-handed poster to extend the UConn Huskies' lead over the Texas Longhorns.
After tying the knot earlier this year, the athlete-actress power couple announced Friday they are now expecting their first child.
Tech
John Cena began his WWE retirement tour back in January, and it's coming to an end this weekend when the wrestling legend headlines WWE Saturday Night's Main Event. For the last fight of his career, Cena has been matched up with "The Ring General" Gunther on the night's fight card, which also featur
Amazon has responded to viewers catching errors in its AI-generated season recaps by apparently pulling them from Prime Video. The company announced its new Video Recaps feature in November as a way to make it easier to jump into a new season of a show, but the feature had issues: A recap created fo
It looks like Disney wasted no time delivering on CEO Bob Iger’s promise to bring AI-generated content to Disney+. On Thursday, the company announced the start of a three-year licensing agreement with OpenAI to bring more than 200 of its beloved characters, including those from Star Wars and Pixar
In this episode of Uncanny Valley we take you through our recent conversation with Lisa Su and go behind the scenes of our Big Interview event.
IKEA's revamp of its smart home products doesn't end with Matter support. The furniture and home goods company also has a line of new Qi wireless chargers, the best of which, the VÄSTMÄRKE wireless charger, combines the functionality of a PopSockets-style phone grip with cable storage.
The $10 VÄ
Like so many things in Elon Musk's orbit, a lot of it may come down to AI.
Sandfall Interactive, the developer of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, knows how to ride the wave. Right after the visually stunning RPG finished dominating The Game Awards, the team dropped a free "Thank You" content update for fans.This is no minor patch. It adds a playable environment and new boss b
While it’s probably tempting to go all-out and give a loved one their most desired gadget this year, doing so could put a big dent in your budget. And it would be wrong to assume that you have to spend hundreds to get a good tech gift that anyone will appreciate. There are plenty of gadgets and ac
Google is rolling out new Gemini-assisted functionality to Search and its Translate app. It says its AI can now provide more natural and accurate text translations for phrases that have more "nuanced meanings." Translate will now take slang terms and colloquial expressions into consideration rathe
Fulu sets repair bounties on consumer products that employ sneaky features that limit user control. Just this week, it awarded more than $10,000 to the person who hacked the Molekule air purifier.
Id Software, the company behind Doom, has voted in favor of forming a "wall-to-wall" union. The term "wall-to-wall" refers to a union that includes every employee, regardless of duties. The vote wasn't unanimous, though a majority did vote in favor of the union.
The union will work in conjunction wi
We generally consider Apple’s iPads to be the best tablets for most people, but they usually don’t come cheap. To help those looking to grab one get the most value possible, we’re keeping an eye on sale prices and rounding up the best iPad deals we can find each week.
This week’s highlights
Engadget staffers spend the entire year poking, prodding and otherwise testing the latest tech gadgets. So we’ve got a pretty good handle on what’s unique and interesting right now. We put together this list for anyone looking for a good gift for that tech-obsessed person on their gift list. Som
Fears about AI data centers’ water use have exploded. Experts say the reality is far more complicated than people think.
As more and more age tech hits the market, I’ve been testing the most innovative gadgets for older folks and caregivers.
DIY permanent eave lights that attach to the exterior of your home are becoming more popular. But are they worth the effort (and cost)?
These merino wool tees are the last shirts you’ll ever wear. I’m wearing one right now.
Watch out high-end models, these noise-canceling headphones are an amazing value.
Even if the glowing mask scares your family, red-light therapy can rejuvenate skin and aid in muscle repair.
Retatrutide, originally developed by Eli Lilly, has found a loyal fan base—even though clinical trials of the drug still haven’t finished.
Entertainment
Lindsay Lohan has ignited a wave of online excitement after posting a brief teaser clip of her voicing a grown-up version of Maggie Simpson on The Simpsons. The short video shared to her social media offers just enough to set the internet buzzing…
Amy Schumer and husband Chris Fischer have called it quits after 7 years of marriage. Amy took to Instagram to announce the news, saying "Blah blah blah Chris and I have made the difficult decision to end our marriage after 7 years. We love each…
Jordan Firstman is ripping the HBO Max hit "Heated Rivalry" ... he says the show has a bunch of unrealistic gay sex scenes. In an interview with Vulture, the openly gay actor repeatedly slammed the streaming show, saying ... "I'm sorry, I watched…
Christina Kirkman is on the viral Tarte Cosmetics brand trip to Turks and Caicos ... and she looks like she has the best abs on the island. Check out these photos the former Nickelodeon child star uploaded on the 'Gram ... it's hard to look past…
After Andy Dick's drug overdose this week provoked panicked concern among friends, he's checked himself into rehab … Dick himself tells TMZ. Andy tells TMZ he is currently entering a rehabilitation facility in the Palm Springs, California area.…
Lizzo just scored a win in her legal battle against 3 former backup dancers ... the women have dropped their claims that Lizzo fat-shamed them, despite the rest of the case moving forward ... TMZ has learned. Lizzo's powerhouse attorney, Marty…
Can you guess which performing princess put her long stems on full display in this eye-popping pic?! Kick off your weekend with this fun game! She's been touring all year, and she recently lent her smokin' looks for a spread in "Rolling Stone."…
"Selling The OC" star Alex Hall says she wouldn't sell Diddy a home in Orange County, California if he came calling after prison ... even if his budget was $30 million. Alex was our guest host Friday on "TMZ on TV" and we asked her straight up if…
Hailee Steinfeld and her husband, NFL star Josh Allen, are expecting their first child together! The actress announced the baby news Friday in her weekly newsletter, and in a subsequent Instagram post. The social post features a video of the…
Aubrey O'Day is out of the hospital and ready to talk about how watching the Diddy Netflix documentary re-traumatized her ... making her so ill she had to skip a Danity Kane reunion show. Aubrey tells TMZ … she was taken to the ER on Wednesday,…
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