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Rice University researchers developed a "living bandage" that uses engineered cells to deliver healing proteins directly to wounds in animal trials.
Brendan Banfield sentenced to life without parole for killing his wife and another man to hide his affair with the family's Brazilian au pair.
Elle Patterson claims San Jose State coach verbally promised her a full volleyball scholarship but she never received it as a trans teammate kept theirs.
Seven NFL stadiums are installing grass fields for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, and Fox Sports' Stu Holden says it could spark conversation across the league.
The Chicago Bears board voted to advance their stadium development project in Hammond, Indiana, marking a historic step toward leaving the city.
A viral NBA game challenges fans to build an all-time 82-0 starting five, but a tech bro reverse engineered the formula, sparking online outrage.
Former National Counterterrorism Center Director Joe Kent endorses Mark Lynch, a candidate challenging Sen. Lindsey Graham in the South Carolina GOP U.S. Senate primary.
Democrats who demanded scrutiny of Kavanaugh allegations face criticism for silence on abuse claims against Senate candidate Graham Platner.
The Trump administration condemned the handling of Henry Nowak's murder in Britain, calling two-tiered policing a symptom of civilizational decline.
New York Democrats passed a bill replacing "mother" and "father" with "gestating parent" and "non-gestating parent" in state custody laws now.
Satire
Among Americans, there remains an ever-growing divide between those who are pro-life and those who are pro-killing-their-baby. In an attempt to bridge this divide, The Babylon Bee interviewed thousands of liberals to hear their compelling reasons to murder infants.
LONDON — Amid controversy stemming from the latest high-profile stabbing incident that took the life of a British citizen, Prime Minister Keir Starmer warned the United Kingdom about the rise of murdererphobia.
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Director Curry Barker has a surprise hit on his hands with his indie horror movie Obsession, which has especially connected with Gen Z audiences. Barker said he got the idea for his frightening movie from a real-life source. "I once met a woman!" Barker exclaimed.
SULLIVAN, ME — Following yet another scandal that engulfed his campaign for a U.S. Senate seat in Maine, Democrat Graham Platner reassured voters that there were probably only 14 or 15 more horrific revelations to come.
LOS ANGELES—Sending fans of Greek mythology into a frenzy on social media, The Odyssey director Christopher Nolan confirmed Friday that god of sky and thunder Zeus had landed a cameo role in the film as a Trojan soldier. “Yes, that was indeed the King of Gods that observant viewers spotted on
Jill Biden has released View From The East Wing, a memoir detailing her time as first lady of the United States. Here are the book’s biggest revelations: Knew from first time she met Joe that he had what it takes to become president, succumb to hubris, and be publicly humiliated Would feed piece
An 89-year-old Los Angeles resident plans to climb Mount Kilimanjaro for his 90th birthday this summer, which would make him the oldest person to ever summit Africa’s highest mountain. What do you think?
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Diana Yanko, 61, died on Tuesday after an AI incorrectly filed her charts, another AI denied her claim, and a third AI turned off her life support.
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DES MOINES, IA—Joining a long line of musicians who have threatened legal action against the commander-in-chief, nu-metal band Slipknot issued a public statement Tuesday demanding President Donald Trump stop using their masks during his rallies. “Donald Trump’s vile, evil agenda is not at all
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President Donald Trump signed an executive order for AI companies to provide the federal government early access to their newest models, an effort to weigh national and cybersecurity risks before they reach market. What do you think?
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SAN ANTONIO, TX — Sources confirmed that local 40-year-old Marcus Harper officially entered the developmental stage of adulthood characterized by an intense, borderline-religious obsession with researching electrolytes.
SAN DIEGO, CA — According to breaking news reports, John Bolton agreed to plead guilty to one count of illegally retaining classified national security information in exchange for only serving five years confined to a walrus exhibit at Sea World.
Sociological experts and podcasters agree: Living in Russia is far superior to living in the United States. From their pristine subways and plentiful grocery stores to the clearly secure and not-at-all-suspect way they hold elections, Russia is the place to be.
WASHINGTON—Adopting a tougher stance against the increasingly widespread form of workplace corruption, U.S. Department of Labor officials announced plans Thursday to crack down on people getting paid for their work. “For far too long, the practice of receiving money for services has gone uncheck
WILBURTON, OK — An intensive Bible study reportedly ended with the dramatic revelation that Elijah and Elisha are two different people.
FRANKLIN, KY — Following a long day at work in the middle of what had been a stressful week of responsibilities and anxiety, one local man decided to take a much-needed break from reality by turning on CNN.
BEIRUT — With ongoing hostilities breaking out in Iran and Lebanon, eliciting retaliatory strikes against Israel and U.S. military targets in the region, geopolitical experts confirmed that ceasefire continued to rage across the Middle East.
Sports
From a vaunted Japanese star to a former No. 1 pick, let's examine some of baseball's young players taking time to hit their stride.
Here's the latest on baseball's labor negotiations from MLB HQ in New York.
Speaking publicly for the first time this offseason, Buccaneers QB Baker Mayfield said that contract extension talks "are not anywhere close to what we were thinking" and that it's "time to get something done long-term."
The hero of Alabama State's first NCAA tournament win and three of his teammates on the 2024-25 team were ruled permanently ineligible for accepting payment from gamblers to fix the outcome of a game that season, the NCAA announced.
NASCAR Hall of Famer Ned Jarrett, a two-time Cup champion and longtime broadcaster, died peacefully Thursday of natural causes at his home in Newton, North Carolina, his family announced. He was 93.
FIFA has canceled World Cup tickets issued to about 60 fans who mistakenly got them for free because of a website error.
Golden Knights defenseman Brayden McNabb left Thursday's Stanley Cup Final game against the Hurricanes after a puck traveling 87 mph hit him around the visor.
Alexander Zverev is one victory away from finally claiming an elusive Grand Slam title. In the French Open final, Zverev will face Flavio Cobolli, who advanced when Matteo Arnaldi withdrew due to a virus.
The Bears quarterback said the pose, skyline and overall concept were designed as a tribute to Chicago's most famous athlete.
The Bears took a significant step toward leaving Chicago on Friday after the team's board of directors voted Thursday to advance their stadium development plans in nearby Hammond, Indiana.
From pins in fingers to pyrotechnics on track, here's everything to know about INDYCAR's race at Gateway.
Tyrrell Hatton carded a 2-under 69 in Round 2 to move to 6 under for the week and take the lead at LIV Golf Andalucía.
Kentucky Derby winner Golden Tempo returns for the Belmont Stakes. Check out the latest odds for the Triple Crown finale.
First baseman Ben Rice is raking for the New York Yankees. Here's the budding star's 2026 campaign by the numbers.
In the wake of Aaron Judge injury news, Nick Kurtz might be the best bet to win AL MVP. Will Hill breaks it down.
The UFL announced its 2026 All-UFL Team with the Battlehawks and Storm dominating the selections. Here's the entire team.
Aaron Judge's latest injury has major implications for the Yankees, the American League MVP race and the slugger himself.
James Hinchcliffe goes deep on how a couple drivers are walking on crutches but racing at 200 miles an hour.
Tech
I shaved my head 15 years ago and never looked back. This GroWell LED cap changed that.
Releasing sterilized flies can crash a local population of flesh-eating screwworms. But the US currently has limited capacity to produce them.
Google's AI app Pixel Studio launched less than two years ago, but is now being shut down.
The Logitech G512 X 98 lets you swap between mechanical and analog switches in an attempt to achieve the best of both worlds. Unfortunately, its solution isn't as well thought-out as I'd hoped.
As the conflict in Iran disrupts the world’s oil supply, airlines are looking for jet fuel alternatives. The answer: energy from used cooking oil and french fry grease.
From San Francisco to Stockholm, a new generation of electric ferries is entering passenger service, marking a tipping point for green maritime technology.
The actual eco-friendliness of ecotourism varies considerably. One research station in the Peruvian Amazon is out to prove it can bring visitors to the area without disrupting the environment.
Hotels and other service providers pitch themselves as eco-friendly when they’re not. Here’s how to call their bluff.
Your trip starts impacting the planet before you even leave home. Here are a few pointers for keeping your footprint small.
We're waiting to learn more about what happened aboard the International Space Station.
Former DOGE members and Elon Musk allies are backing a startup aimed at using AI to apply “learnings” from DOGE to the private sector.
Microsoft’s AI products aren’t selling, and Github’s been plagued with troubles. WIRED spoke with VP Scott Hanselman about whether the company is in catch-up mode.
It's the first instance of an vaccine antigen designed exclusively by artificial intelligence.
This week on the Engaadget Podcast, we dive into NVIDIA's RTX Spark chip and the many ways it could reshape the world of Windows PCs (or not).
A closer look at how undersea cables connect the world.
Microsoft has two livestreams planned for this Sunday.
The company said this week it would comply with President Trump's voluntary AI executive order.
Vertigo Games, known for its VR work, is closing its Amsterdam studio.
Arm CPU cores, a powerful GPU and gobs of unified RAM? That sounds familiar!
NVIDIA launches a powerful AI-ready notebook chip, NASA ends a Mars mission and Meta's still looking into glasses-based facial recognition.
Entertainment
Jennifer Tilly is rushing to Kathy Hilton's defense amid her WeHo Pride Parade controversy ... she says her friend is getting a bad rap. The actress hopped on social media Friday and defended Kathy after the 'RHOBH' star was removed as Grand…
Wendy Gledhill, the mom of the man accused of killing her actor boyfriend James Handy, tells TMZ her son has been struggling with serious mental health issues and was diagnosed with schizophrenia, but stopped taking his medication. According to…
The NASCAR community is mourning the loss of Hall of Famer Ned Jarrett ... who died at 93 years old, his family announced Friday. A statement from Jarrett's loved ones revealed he passed of natural causes at his home in Newton, North Carolina, on…
Matt Damon spent some quality time with a few four-legged friends searching for forever homes ... meeting with a group of rescue dogs at a famous animal rescue center founded by Clint Eastwood's daughter. The Oscar winner recently appeared in The…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 10:30 AM and 12:00 PM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's…
O.J. Simpson's longtime attorney is ripping into Tanya Brown, blasting her idea to cancel The Juice's famous No. 32 NFL jersey as "weak-minded" and "flawed." In fact, "weak-minded" was exactly how O.J. viewed Tanya when he was still alive ...…
New video shows James Handy's alleged murderer being taken into police custody after the "Top Gun: Maverick" actor was stabbed to death. TMZ obtained footage of LAPD arresting suspected killer Michael Gledhill ... cops say the 44-year-old is the…
Kyle Busch's wife is opening up on the NASCAR legend's tragic death ... saying the love his fans have sent to their family has gotten them through the worst days of their lives. Samantha went to Instagram minutes ago to say thank you to the…
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TMZ is zeroing in on the wedding venue for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce .. and now we know they'll be tying the knot in the heart of New York City's busiest borough. A source with direct knowledge tells us ... the wedding's going down July 3 in…
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