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• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
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Family source corrects timeline reports about Nancy Guthrie's disappearance. Missing woman wasn't scheduled for Tucson church but weekly livestream.
49ers defensive end Keion White was shot in the ankle during a San Francisco altercation, with the team saying he underwent surgery to repair his injury.
The stepbrother of Florida teenager Anna Kepner appeared in federal court as the FBI continues to investigate her death aboard Carnival cruise ship in international waters.
Alabama's Charles Bediako lost his court battle to continue playing in his return to the Crimson Tide after going pro in 2023, with a judge denying an injunction on Monday.
Ashley Reagan and former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy reflect on Ronald Reagan's legacy at 115th birthday tribute, discussing parallels between past and present.
The appeals court said the government is likely to succeed in defending Noem’s decision to terminate Temporary Protected Status protections.
The U.S. Southern Command said the military conducted an operation targeting a vessel operated by designated terrorist organizations off the Pacific coast.
Dutch speedskater Jutta Leerdam broke an Olympic record in emotional gold medal win, as fiancée Jake Paul cried tears of joy in the stands at 2026 Milan Cortina games.
President Donald Trump warned he will block the opening of the Gordie Howe International Bridge, accusing Canada of unfair trade practices and excluding U.S. products.
Texas state Rep. Gene Wu faced condemnation from fellow politicians over a resurfaced podcast clip showing him telling Latino, Black, Asian communities to "take over" the country.
Satire
U.S. — Researchers at the nation's leading pharmaceutical companies are reportedly having second thoughts about their manufacturing methods for antidepressants, wondering if perhaps they should come up with a pill whose first side effect isn't "severe thoughts of suicide".
WASHINGTON—Advising her that even the most basic gesture of contrition would solve all her problems instantly, lawmakers reminded convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell on Monday that a simple “I’m sorry” could make all this go away. “We’re just asking for two simple words that demon
ROCHESTER, MN — The relationship between Dave Fromm and his daughter Lucille may have been irreparably annihilated, but at least the math homework is finally finished, say sources close to the situation.
WORLD — The 2026 Winter Olympics marks the 25th time that the world has gathered together to watch a bunch of sports and also figure skating.
The Department of Homeland Security warned that the use of toxins, such as ricin and cyanide, to poison domestic partners has increased over the last five years, driven by several factors including accessibility of online information, ease of obtaining certain chemicals, and perceived difficulty in
BOLZANO — The Galactic Empire was met with collective disappointment in its first chance at bringing home a medal at the 2026 Milano-Cortina Winter Olympic Games, as an Imperial stormtrooper once again finished dead last in the qualifying round of the men's biathlon.
TOKYO — A new page in history was turned in the Far East this week, with the newly elected Japanese prime minister Sanae Takaichi winning a landslide victory after promising to introduce forks.
SANTA CLARA, CA — A key part of New England's team experienced deep disappointment this morning, as the Patriots' offensive line learned that the Super Bowl was yesterday.
With the popularity of streaming megahit KPop Demon Hunters, the formation of “global girl group” Katseye, and the reunion of superstars BTS, Korean pop music’s influence on American pop culture is stronger than ever. The Onion shares everything you need to know about K-pop. Who are some of th
SANTA CLARA, CA - Following this year's Super Bowl halftime show featuring the musical stylings of Bad Bunny, surveys show support for Immigration and Customs Enforcement skyrocketed 99 percent overnight.
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President Trump’s border czar, Tom Homan, was recently tapped to lead ICE’s highly publicized deportation campaign in Minnesota. The Onion takes a look at Homan’s background. Head Weight: 66 pounds Ideology: Fundamentalist Punisher fan Least Favorite Haplogroup: Q-M242 Role In Project 2025: Ge
WILMINGTON, DE—Expressing relief about his obliviousness to America’s unraveling, former President Joe Biden told reporters Thursday that he was grateful not to be alive to see what Trump was doing to the country.“ I devoted my entire life to safeguarding the ideals of democratic freedom and p
STANFORD, CA—In a comprehensive, decade-long study of the self-destructive pattern, researchers at Stanford University recorded a shocking 98% recidivism rate among Americans who had burned their mouths on hot food. Despite the lingering numbness on their tongues or the roofs of their mouths, the
The family of Alan Andrews, 52, welcomes any suggestions for alternate phrasings of “suicide by cop.”
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BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican superstar’s “EoO,” millions of terrified conservatives reportedly lost the ability to speak English Sunday after exposure to Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl LX halftime performa
Sports
49ers defensive lineman Keion White underwent surgery Monday after he was shot in the ankle in San Francisco hours after Super Bowl LX concluded.
Flory Bidunga had a double-double, and No. 9 Kansas defeated top-ranked and previously unbeaten Arizona 82-78 on Monday night.
Lindsey Vonn said Monday in a post on Instagram that she suffered a complex tibia fracture "that will require multiple surgeries to fix properly" when she crashed in the downhill Sunday.
An Alabama circuit judge on Monday denied Alabama basketball player Charles Bediako's motion for a preliminary injunction, ending the 7-foot center's college eligibility and his season with the Crimson Tide.
Impending free agent tight end David Njoku, who has played his first nine years in the NFL with the Browns, will not return to Cleveland in 2026.
The Raiders officially announced Klint Kubiak as the team's new head coach Monday, a day after he helped the Seahawks win Super Bowl LX.
Stars took their reactions to Bad Bunny's Super Bowl LX halftime performance to social media.
St. John's outlasted Xavier 87-82 on Monday night at Madison Square Garden, giving coach Rick Pitino his 904th career win on the court to pass Roy Williams for third place in Division I history behind Mike Krzyzewski and Jim Boeheim.
A fight broke out between the Pistons and Hornets on Monday night, leading to the ejections of Charlotte's Moussa Diabate and Miles Bridges and Detroit's Jalen Duren and Isaiah Stewart.
Figure skater Ilia Malinin intends to land a quad axel -- along with other unique tricks -- at the Winter Olympics.
Only one men's college basketball team remains undefeated in the 2025-2026 season.
Flory Bidunga had a double-double and No. 9 Kansas defeated top-ranked and previously unbeaten Arizona 82-78 on Monday night.
No. 17 St. John's outlasted Xavier on Monday night, 87-82, at Madison Square Garden for its 10th consecutive victory.
Alabama basketball player Charles Bediako’s motion for a preliminary injunction has been denied, ending his collegiate eligibility.
The coaching carousel for the 2026 offseason continues to churn. Here are the latest news and rumors from around the NFL!
Here's the projected weather for the 2026 Daytona 500 to kick off the NASCAR Cup Series season.
As pitchers and catchers get set to report this week, here’s where all 30 teams stand with spring training on the horizon.
NASCAR is back. Tune in for roaring engines and "full throttle" Sundays.
Just when you thought Manchester City were dropping out of this Premier League title race for good, Bernardo Silva and Erling Haaland pulled them back in, leaving Liverpool shell-shocked and Arsenal nervously checking over their shoulders.
Eight years ago, Kenneth Walker thought his football career was over. Now, he's a Super Bowl MVP.
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A court filing in a trademark lawsuit reveals OpenAI won't use the name “io” for its AI hardware device, which isn't expected to ship until 2027.
Attorney general Raúl Torrez is accusing the tech giant of failing to protect minors on Facebook and Instagram.
I tried Boarderie’s new sweets-only board, which ships overnight, to see if it’s impressive enough for your valentine.
Another day, another wave of gaming layoffs. Today it's Riot Games with the announcement that it's cutting jobs on its pair-based fighting game 2XKO. For context, a representative from Riot confirmed to Game Developer that about 80 people are being cut, or roughly half of 2XKO's global development t
House Judiciary Committee member Jamie Raskin (D-MD) has asked the US Department of Justice to turn over all its communications with both Apple and Google regarding the companies' decisions to remove apps that shared information about sightings of US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement officers. Se
If you're looking to up your privacy game on the internet in the new year, you can do so for a little less than usual thanks to ExpressVPN's latest deal. Its two-year plans are up to 81 percent off right now: the Advanced tier is on sale for $88 for two years, plus four additional free months. The B
The Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics are coming up. (Mattia Ozbot/Getty Images)
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The 2026 Winter Olympics are taking place in Italy this year, with all the action taking place in Milan and the Alpine city of Cortina. This year marks the fourth time Italy has
Users on ChatGPT's free and Go plans in the US may now start to see ads as OpenAI has started testing them in the chatbot. The company announced plans to bring ads to ChatGPT. At the time, the company said it would display sponsored products and services that are relevant to the current conversation
Ring aired a Super Bowl ad touting its Search Party feature that didn't quite get the intended buzz. Instead, the commercial scared the pants off of anyone concerned about a mass surveillance state.
The feature is advertised as a way to reunite missing dogs with their owners, a noble cause indeed, b
The Epson ET-2980 is a great value at its full price, and the discount sweetens the deal.
NordVPN is having a big sale on its two-year plans right now. The Complete tier, for example is 70 percent off, bringing the price of 24 months down to just $130.
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YouTube is launching YouTube TV Plans this week, after revealing the program back in December. These are genre-specific subscription packages that let users opt into a curated version of the service and save a few bucks in the process. Yeah. It's pretty much cable, proving you can't cut a cord if it
Most microSD cards are fast enough for boosting storage space and making simple file transfers, but some provide a little more value than others. If you’ve got a device that still accepts microSD cards — whether it’s an older gaming handheld, the new Nintendo Switch 2, a dash cam, a drone or a
Despite its supremely sleek design, the iPhone Air actually has a pretty respectable battery life, lasting for somewhere in the region of 27 hours if you’re continuously streaming video. But you’re still going to be wary of it dying on you if you’re on a trip or just having a particularly scre
We got a peek at the interior of Ferrari’s new Luce electric car, which was dreamed up by famed ex-Apple designer and his firm, LoveFrom. It looks and feels a whole lot like an Apple product.
These are our favorite ebike locks for every ride, including the best bike locks designed to thwart angle grinders.
Entertainment
The FBI says it has no knowledge of any continued communication between Savannah Guthrie's family and anyone believed to have kidnapped her mother, despite a massive, around-the-clock federal search now stretching into a second week. In a new…
San Francisco 49ers DE Keion White was shot in the ankle Monday morning, just hours after the Super Bowl ended, with the 3-year NFL vet sustaining a non-life-threatening injury. White, 27, is currently in a local hospital where he's undergoing…
Marc Anthony isn't diving headfirst into the Beckham family drama but he is acknowledging it. The singer and longtime friend of the famous family briefly addressed the ongoing tension between David and Victoria Beckham and their eldest son,…
The final deadline to pay the ransom in the kidnapping of 'TODAY' anchor Savannah Guthrie's mother, Nancy Guthrie, has now expired ... and there's still no clue -- at least publicly -- as to her whereabouts. at 5 PM Arizona time today. That…
Farrah Abraham got a very quick lesson in Civics 101 after we fact-checked her early jump into politics ... so while she waits a couple more years to run for mayor of Austin, Texas, she’s back to breaking the internet, not the ballots! The…
Tracy Scroggins, who spent all 10 seasons of his career as a member of the Detroit Lions, has died at 56 years old, TMZ Sports has learned. "It is with profound sadness that we announce the passing of our beloved Tracy Scroggins," the Scroggins…
Lindsey Vonn is breaking her silence after Sunday's terrifying crash at the Olympics ... detailing the severity of the injury, a tibia fracture, that she says will require "multiple surgeries to fix properly." Vonn took to Instagram Monday…
Sam Darnold and Kenneth Walker III must've kept their Super Bowl partying to a minimum ... 'cause they didn't hesitate to hop on a spinning tea cup ride at Disneyland on Monday ... and no chunks were blown!! The Seahawks quarterback and Super Bowl…
Jump-start your week with a sexy game of Who'd You Rather?! Famous besties Stassie Karanikolaou and Kylie Jenner both rocked their ALO workout sets, but which hot babe is grabbin' your vote ... Stassie in gray, or Kylie in black?! The question is:…
TMZ Sports is going live from the newsroom to discuss the day's biggest stories ... but we don't just want folks to watch and enjoy the conversation, we want y'all to get involved!! Hit the comment section as Babcock, Lucas, Dylan, Luca, and the…
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