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Hunter Holmes McGuire's statue was removed from Richmond capitol grounds despite his role in creating the Winchester Accord.
Jonathan Bruney reveals how squeezing an alligator's eye saved his arm during a Savannah River training swim near Augusta for an Ironman competition.
A Palo Alto, California, father declares victory after a judge denied the University of Washington's motion to dismiss their anti-Asian bias suit.
Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel accused Democratic leadership of pushing Jewish voters out and warned the party risks losing them over antisemitism.
Riley Gaines received hugs and smiles at an Indiana Fever game after being booed in Minneapolis, highlighting the red state-blue state divide in the WNBA.
Byron Donalds pushed back on Bill Maher's claims that racism cost him key Florida Panhandle counties, calling the state a meritocracy on "Real Time."
College football Week 0 kicks off with North Carolina vs. TCU and San Jose State vs. USC, featuring Bill Belichick's Tar Heels and key betting picks.
Nepal's flood and mudslide death toll reaches more than 670 with nearly 3,000 missing as rain and fog halt search and rescue operations in the disaster zone.
Tim McGraw took a tumble during his concert at Riverbend Music Center in Cincinnati while performing "I Like It, I Love It." The star joked about the fall on social media.
Pahokee's jaw-dropping double-pass Hail Mary from their own 25 stunned Royal Palm Beach on the final play of their Florida high school football showdown.
Satire
BENTONVILLE, AR — Local girl worm Shelly caught her boyfriend Brad completely off guard when she asked if he would still love her if she was a human.
U.S. — Former Fox News host turned podcaster Tucker Carlson released a groundbreaking 380th consecutive episode criticizing the one country that Carlson says no one is allowed to criticize.
A leaked memo revealed that U.S. diplomats are subverting efforts to limit global plastic production, doing so as worldwide plastic pollution grows to over 57 million tons annually. What do you think?
The post U.S. Lobbying Against Global Plastic Limits appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Controversy swirled online on Friday, as President Donald Trump posted a graphic to social media ranking American leaders, with Harrison Ford listed prominently as the "2nd Greatest" president in history.
U.S. — Singer-songwriter Billie Eilish unveiled a brand-new perfume on Friday called "Socialism," which will retail for just $72,000.
Millions were stunned this week when the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation ordered its anchors to refer to 9/11 as "jet crashes," strictly instructing the avoidance of terms like "terrorist attacks." However, this really wasn't a change for the CBC, which has always had a unique voice for news.
ONTARIO, CA — Local man Nathan Williams reportedly told his wife he'd be happy to hear more about their house being on fire just as soon as a helicopter finished passing by.
LEXINGTON, SC — Darline Graham, sister of the late Senator Lindsey Graham, who was appointed to finish her brother's term after his sudden passing, was reportedly seen quietly googling "What do senators do?"
ANAHEIM, CA — The Los Angeles area of Anaheim breathed a collective sigh of relief today after authorities finally arrested owner Arte Moreno for his gross negligence of the Los Angeles Angels baseball team.
U.S. — Democrats descended into disarray this week as swirling controversies around Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forced the party to take a position on whether terrorism is good.
LOS ANGELES—Responding to scrutiny concerning her tech billionaire father, artist Stella Lefty admitted in an interview Friday that nepotism may have played a role in helping her get Groupon+. “I had to set up the account myself, but yeah, I definitely have to recognize that not all aspiring art
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any woman who averages more than eight points per game should not be allowed to play in the WNBA.
WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a varie
With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July.
The post Top Songs August 2026 appeared first on The Onion.
Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the past year as provisions kick in. What do you think?
The post SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13% appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the clip showed the commander-in-chief spinning around in the East Room in the Executive Residence, wa
Larry Ellison is the co-founder and executive chairman of Oracle, as well as the largest shareholder of the Paramount Skydance Corporation. The Onion sat down with the billionaire to discuss his ventures. The Onion : How did you get into the entertainment industry? Ellison: I remember going to t
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appear loved online. “Despite all the videos of Andrew supposedly sparring with his brother at the g
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Shelving the game indefinitely after major spoilers about the plot leaked online, fed-up developers at Rockstar Games announced Thursday that the company was canceling Grand Theft Auto VI because “you fucking people don’t deserve it.” “We had this whole exciting game
Sports
The Mets have activated Juan Soto after the slugger spent more than a month on the IL with a left calf strain.
The Bills are releasing veteran returner and wide receiver Mecole Hardman Jr., a source told ESPN's Jeremy Fowler. A source also confirmed to ESPN that the team is releasing veteran punter Mitch Wishnowsky.
Larry Christenson, a pitcher on the Phillies' 1980 World Series-winning team who spent his entire career with the franchise, died at the age of 72 while on a fishing trip with family and friends.
Caitlin Clark and Kelsey Mitchell dominated the action for the Fever, lighting up the Sun with 34 points apiece in a 111-91 rout.
The annual fantasy football favorite is back, featuring Adam's favorite picks at each level of the draft, including sleepers.
Odell Beckham Jr. had three catches for 53 yards in the Giants' preseason finale, after which coach John Harbaugh said he believes the wide receiver has "done enough to make an NFL roster."
Song Yadong pulled off a massive upset by knocking out heavily favored Umar Nurmagomedov in the men's bantamweight main event of UFC Fight Night in Shanghai.
Five-time Tour de France champion Tadej Pogacar has pulled out of the Spanish Vuelta after crashing during the eighth stage of the race.
Dodgers lefty Tarik Skubal threw six strong innings and was brought to tears in his return to Comerica Park, acknowledging it was difficult to treat it as just another start.
Barcelona and Arsenal target Julián Álvarez is being lined up for a return to Manchester City. Transfer Talk has the latest.
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Tech
The RG 55G1 is available in three colors and starts at $150.
There are a few ways to wipe your Roku TV back to its original state.
If you're wondering if CarPlay works over Wi-Fi or Bluetooth, the answer is yes. It uses both at different times.
No, you can't get an antenna with a 6,000 mile range.
OpenAI is planning to cut off Cursor's access to its models on November 12, 2026.
Clearing cache is a handy troubleshooting step, but you shouldn't use it all the time. Reckless use can actually slow your apps and devices down for a while.
A roundup of recent reviews from Engadget.
Not all adapters handle Bluetooth devices equally well. The right blend of speed, range, and reliability keeps your wireless gear working the way you expect.
How to use the new Siri app in iOS 27.
Any Mac will become slower over time, but slowdowns don't have to mean a new machine. Try these tricks to get your computer running faster again.
Outstanding call quality and an excellent price point put these earbuds way ahead of pricier competition.
Astronomers will test equipment that, if it’s successful, will one day be crucial for discovering Earthlike planets.
Plus: Hackers target over 100 US water systems, ICE puts in an order for robot dogs, and you’ll never guess what “MrChildPorn” was arrested for.
Installing a large language model on your personal computer gives you a handy digital assistant that won’t compromise your data privacy.
Psychedelics are often associated with disconnecting from reality, but a recent neuroimaging study found that psilocybin can actually make our brain activity more connected to the world around us.
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The unexpected interruption came hours before the president wrote a congratulatory post on Truth Social about the company’s most recent earnings report.
The longtime far-right operator and troll, a UK citizen, is being held in ICE custody pending his removal from the United States.
Fraudsters are exploiting enterprise chat apps like Teams and Webex to trick Chinese victims into transferring large sums of money, fueling a wave of complaints.
“Do we need to look at the ceiling before going to the bathroom? Can we actually trust the water is safe to drink?” asks one GSA worker.
Entertainment
Bryan Kohberger wants to get the judge on his quadruple murder conviction booted off the case -- because he says the justice disqualified himself by calling him a "faceless coward." Judge Steven Hippler presided over Kohberger's 2025 trial in which…
Lil Nas X has announced the death of his mom Tameka Hill ... saying "this one's gonna hurt." The country rapper took to Instagram Saturday morning to share pictures of his late mom calling her "the baddest ever." Nas has stayed relatively mum about…
Taylor Swift sent $50K to a Connecticut mom's GoFundMe after she was struck by a car ... TMZ can confirm. Ashley Taunton got a surprise beyond her "Wildest Dreams" when she saw TS pop into her crowdfunding campaign with a cool $50K donation and a…
Dolly Parton may be gone -- but her memory is going to live on forever at the Nashville International Airport, which is going to be renamed in honor of the country music icon, according to the Tennessee governor. Governor Bill Lee made the…
A teenager driving a BMW plowed into an NYPD patrol car, causing it to overturn and catch on fire -- police say -- and the aftermath of the insane crash was all caught on video. The New York Police Department tells us the fiery incident went down…
Tim McGraw hit the stage in Cincinnati, Ohio, this week -- and we do mean hit the stage!!! Check out the video, people ... the country music star is belting out one of his famous tunes, "I Like It, I Love It," at Riverbend Music Center on Thursday…
Bad Wolves guitarist AJ Rebollo has quit the heavy metal band -- and it's all because of the death of Dolly Parton and a cover tune of her 1973 hit, "Jolene." On Friday, AJ posted an Instagram message explaining his rationale for exiting the…
Kanye West hit the stage at the Superdome in New Orleans for a Friday performance amid his top executive's ICE arrest and pending deportation -- but Ye never addressed the drama once during his entire 2.5 hour show. The rapper walked onto a large…
Lea Michele just turned the big 4-0 ... which means it's time to celebrate in a way that would make Rachel Berry proud! After all, she just hit a pretty big milestone ... and looks just as good as ever! That's why we're honoring LM by showing off…
Milo Yiannopoulos was in the middle of a nasty court battle with his estranged husband, John Campbell, before he was taken into ICE custody ... and alleged texts show Milo texting some nasty things ... and a lot of it is racial. A series of text…
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