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HUD launches investigation into DEI housing practices in Boston, Massachusetts, alleging the city's race-based preferences violate federal anti-discrimination laws.
Mississippi governor orders release of man who served more than 10 years of illegal 15-year sentence
Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves granted clemency to Marcus Taylor, who served more than 10 years of a sentence for a crime with a five-year maximum penalty.
Invasive pasture mealybug spreads across 20+ Texas counties, threatening grazing lands and livestock operations. Never before seen in North America.
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The Atlanta Falcons, behind Kyle Pitts' three-touchdown night, shocked the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, as Kirk Cousins led a game-winning drive for a walk-off field goal.
Michael Pittman Jr. accidentally collided with a security guard during the Colts' game against the Jaguars, and he found out a promising update after the game.
Newsom says Trump is one of the 'most destructive' president of his lifetime: 'This guy is reckless'
California Gov. Gavin Newsom called President Trump one of the "most destructive presidents" in his lifetime, warning that the republic is at a "real risk."
Fired Michigan coach Sherrone Moore accused of stalking victim 'for months' in police dispatch audio
Sherrone Moore was fired from Michigan for allegedly having an inappropriate relationship with staff member, and was then detained following an alleged "domestic" in Ann Arbor.
Tragic pickleball accident in Malaysia claims life of 32-year-old player who fell three stories after climbing safety rail to retrieve ball during game.
John Stamos joins "Hunting Wives" season 2, sparking wife Caitlin McHugh's hilarious question about potential nude scenes on Jimmy Fallon's show.
Satire
A Disney superfan celebrated his 15,000th ride on the Cars-themed Radiator Springs Racers at Disney California Adventure, having documented every go-around since 2012. What do you think?
The post Man Rides Disneyland Attraction 15,000 Times appeared first on The Onion.
Attending a church for the first time can be a daunting experience. If this is the first time you're attending church this Sunday, try not to stress too much about what it'll be like to be in an entirely new place surrounded by people you don't know. Just follow these handy tips, and you'll be just
VENEZUELA — In a remarkable demonstration of martial superiority, the United States military just forced an unconditional surrender out of the entire Venezuelan army just by offering them some food.
MOUNT POCONO, PA—Delivering a highly anticipated speech about the state of the economy, President Donald Trump doubled down this week on his claim that groceries were a hoax perpetrated by Democrats. “They have this new word, they’re calling it ‘groceries,’ but you can ask anybody—everyb
WHOA now. WHOAAA.
The meaning of Christmas has been officially revealed, and it's all about those metal tins with three types of popcorn. Yep. Would you have guessed it?
ANN ARBOR, MI — Just moments after news broke that the University of Michigan had fired head football coach Sherrone Moore with cause, Secretary of State Marco Rubio had been tapped as interim coach.
U.S. — A recent report finds that the backs of cereal boxes have really gone downhill over the years, which is lame.
The post Rubio Orders State Department Braille Signage Switch To ‘Times New Roman’ appeared first on The Onion.
HOUSTON, TX — Representative Jasmine Crockett has officially launched her Senate bid, immediately hitting the campaign trail to "axe for votes."
Girl group Katseye is nominated for two awards at the 2026 Grammys, including Best New Artist. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the group. Genre: Popular girl’s bat mitzvah Number Of Members: Four full-time and two who don’t know they’re part-time Biggest Hit: “She’ll Be
NEW HAVEN, CT—Shedding new light on a previously undocumented effect of loneliness, a team of psychologists at Yale University found that at least 80% of Americans lack the social connections necessary to pull off a heist. “When it comes to putting together a crew with the skills needed for a ba
MARBLEHEAD, MA—Her body seizing with energy after hearing the request from her youngest son to pass the asparagus, local mother Christina Nadler’s eyes reportedly rolled back in her head Thursday as she fed on her family’s enjoyment of the dinner she had prepared. “Yes, yes, ask for another
Grey’s Anatomy first premiered on March 27, 2005. In honor of 20 years on the air and the series’ upcoming 22nd season, The Onion looks back on some of the medical drama’s best and worst episodes of all time. Best: “Patrick Dempsey Lists the Major Symptoms of Strep Throat” (Season 2, Epi
The post The Top 100 Most Influential People, Locked In Our Oubliette. Not So Influential Now, Are You? appeared first on The Onion.
General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party Xi Jinping died from cancer complications at 72 this weekend, but the rest of the bought-and-sold press will never tell you that.
The post General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party Xi Jinping appeared first on The Onion.
The Golden Globe Awards announced the addition of a new best podcast category, with the inaugural nominees avoiding podcasts that are controversial and politically charged. What do you think?
The post Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Bucs coach Todd Bowles called Thursday night's 29-28 loss "inexcusable" and put the onus on his players to hold one another accountable and execute on the field.
Which teams need a quarterback? Could Ohio State dominate the first round? Field Yates projects the opening 32 picks of next year's draft.
LSU's Lane Kiffin will make his return to Ole Miss on Sept. 19, the SEC announced on Thursday.
Kyle Pitts became the first tight end to reach at least 150 yards with three touchdowns in a game since Shannon Sharpe in 1996, lifting the Falcons to a dramatic 29-28 win over the Bucs.
Fired Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore, who remains in custody as a suspect in an alleged assault, is expected to appear in court for arraignment Friday.
Steven Stamkos rediscovered his scoring touch with a four-goal outing Thursday night, and it's no coincidence that the Nashville Predators' trajectory is suddenly pointing up.
Fans have accused FIFA of a "monumental betrayal" after latest prices for World Cup tickets began to circulate on Thursday.
Jake Paul, who will face the toughest test of his boxing career when he fights Anthony Joshua on Dec. 19, admitted undefeated WBC light heavyweight champion David Benavidez is one fighter he'll avoid calling out.
Steelers star pass rusher T.J. Watt is in a local hospital for further lung evaluation after "experiencing discomfort" at the practice facility Wednesday, and his status for Monday's game against the Miami Dolphins is "in question."
Kyle Pitts Sr., Kirk Cousins and Bijan Robinson erupt for Atlanta in costly loss for Tampa Bay.
The Bucs' stunning collapse to Atlanta puts their playoff hopes in jeopardy despite controlling their NFC South destiny at 7-7. Here are my takeaways.
Check out the best highlights between the Iowa Hawkeyes and Iowa State Cyclones.
Killyan Toure HAMMERED fastbreak dunk, extending Iowa State's lead over Iowa.
Isaia Howard found Cam Manyawu for the alley-oop SLAM, extending the Iowa Hawkeyes' lead over the Iowa State Cyclones.
Iowa State's Blake Buchanan stole an in-bound pass and finishes fastbreak dunk vs. Iowa.
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Tech
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This year at The Game Awards, if your game wasn’t melodramatic, mechanically innovative, beautifully presented and aggressively French, it didn’t stand a chance. The Game Awards 2025 wrapped up on the evening of Thursday, December 11 with a record-breaking showing by Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
PlayStation had said on X that it would have news about Saros at The Game Awards, and unfortunately, fans excited for the new Housemarque project will need to wait a little longer to get their hands on it. The game has been delayed from its planned March release. But there's only a short time until
The next game from Left 4 Dead designer Mike Booth is putting a sci-fi spin on his last game's co-op action, based on a trailer Booth and producer JJ Abrams shared at The Game Awards 2025. The new game is called 4:LOOP, and it's the first project entirely developed by Bad Robot Games, film productio
Why have one Star Wars game announcement at an edition of The Game Awards when you can have two? Star Wars: Galactic Racer is a podracing (and speeder racing) game from Fuse Games, a studio established in 2023 by former Burnout and Need for Speed developers. It's scheduled to hit PS5, Xbox Series X/
So there's good news and bad news about the highly anticipated Exodus coming out of The Game Awards this year. The good news is that there's a fresh trailer showcasing more of the game. The bad news is that the game won't be out until early 2027. The game was originally announced two years ago (also
The last mainline Tomb Raider game was 2018’s Shadow of the Tomb Raider, and after spending a few years in video game purgatory, Lara Croft is coming back in two new games. At The Game Awards 2025, Amazon Game Studios announced that Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis will reimagine of one of the hero
It didn't take too long for a game that a whole bunch of people are excited about to swoop into Grand Theft Auto VI's old release week. Or maybe Rockstar had an idea of was what was coming and delayed its blockbuster by six months to get out of the way of Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight.
Ei
South of Midnight is heading to PlayStation 5 and Switch 2 in Spring 2026, developer Compulsion Games announced on X. The third-person action-adventure game launched as an Xbox and PC exclusive, but like plenty of Microsoft's other first-party games, it's heading to competitors' consoles.Mixing plat
On Thursday evening, President Donald Trump signed an executive order calling for a single, nationwide regulatory framework governing artificial intelligence at the expense of the ability of different states to regulate the nascent technology. “To win, United States AI companies must be free to in
Frictional Games is back with a new game that looks primed to carry on the studio's tradition of excellence in horror. It's called Ontos, and it's slated to launch on PC, PlayStation and Xbox next year. The trailer debuted during The Game Awards 2025.The company's past projects include Amnesia: The
The order creates a Justice Department task force to challenge state AI laws and directs the Commerce Department to pull future broadband funding from states that pass “onerous” legislation.
The founder of Terraform Labs was sentenced today for lying about “experimental” coins that blew a $40 billion hole in the crypto economy.
Experts tell US lawmakers that a crucial spy program’s safeguards are failing, allowing intel agencies deeper, unconstrained access to Americans’ data.
At an FDA discussion of testosterone replacement therapy, a top official called for special health centers to address a “men’s health crisis.” Others called to ease men’s access to hormones.
Gremlins, Home Alone, and Sovereign are just a few of the movies you need to watch on Hulu right now.
Coffee subscriptions offer their steepest discounts in December—including on WIRED’s two favorite coffee subscriptions.
A spoofed email address and an easily faked document is all it takes for major tech companies to hand over your most personal information.
Taiwan’s digital payment infrastructure is tactile, decentralized, and completely distinct from China’s QR-code-dominated model.
Entertainment
Before this lil' cutie with face-painted whiskers turned into a Grammy-winning star, she was just posing with her lil' nutcracker and dreaming of the big stage! She kicked off her singing career at just 5 years old ... She also started playing…
Warren Moon once started a game at 44 years old -- something Philip Rivers may also do come Sunday -- and the Pro Football Hall of Famer is reacting to the shocking signing, and offering advice, 'cause playing quarterback is never easy, especially…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Stressing about all the stockings you've gotta stuff this holiday season? Worry no more! Whether you need some last minute mini-gifts for your significant other, kids,…
Knock, knock ... who’s there? Just "Selling Sunset" star Amanza Smith -- serving full birthday energy today ... and we’re all here ready to close the deal on her big day! Amanza’s turning 49 -- and you know she’s feeling fine -- showing off…
Two people are missing after an explosion in the San Francisco area ... and a doorbell camera captured the moment of the scary blast. The incident took place in Hayward, California Thursday afternoon -- a city about 18 miles south of Oakland -- on…
Princess Cruise Lines is being sued by a woman who says the company doesn't run a tight enough ship ... alleging they allowed her to sit on a chair, which broke while she was on it. Marie Cassano says she took a trip with PCL in January 2025 ...…
Mariah Carey's emerald and diamond necklace will make you "Obsessed" ... but, you'll need to dole out big money if you're hoping to gift it this holiday season. The impressive piece gained international recognition when the singer-songwriter wore…
Can you guess which reality TV star put her poolside bod on full display in this eye-popping shot?! We're blessing you with a few clues, but then it's on you to bring her home! She won Season 7 with her partner Bryan Arenales. If you're one of her…
Former "American Idol" star David Archuleta may be going back to the stars ... "Star Search," that is, because he tells TMZ he's super curious about the upcoming reboot. Here's the deal ... the talent variety show "Star Search," which aired from…
Daniel "Booby" Gibson was arrested during a routine traffic stop over an arrest warrant for failing to appear in court over a speeding ticket ... and he pleaded with cops to cut him some slack after all he's done for the community -- but the…
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