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Hall of Famer Charles Barkley declared the WNBA is "for women only" and criticized Adam Silver and Cathy Engelbert for not addressing the issue earlier.
DiJonai Carrington's "8/23" post backfired as Caitlin Clark drained eight 3-pointers and the Indiana Fever routed the Chicago Sky by 23 points.
New Orleans 911 uses Carbyne AI to triage repeat auto crash calls, but strict limits keep human call-takers in control of all other emergencies.
1. Abdul El-Sayed battles Jesse Watters over billionaires, Sharia law in tense interview2. Smithsonian-linked museum in El-Sayed’s backyard puts America’s post-9/11 response on trial3. Dem mayor in hot seat over 'unhinged' move 'hunting down' property owners leasing to ICEOUT OF BOUNDS – Enes
Eight new Nike x NFL Rivalries uniforms are set to debut for AFC South and NFC North teams, with division matchups scheduled from Week 3 through Week 16.
Sarah Spain wants the WNBA to steer players toward "real media" she trusts, but credential denials and tone policing reveal a league loyalty test.
Microglia decline after age 50 as inflammatory blood-derived immune cells infiltrate the hippocampus, potentially driving neuroinflammation and dementia.
Johnathan Hamby had 30 prior arrests and was on active probation when he allegedly stabbed Ramon Harris near the Atlanta Beltline Eastside Trail.
A Smithsonian Institution affiliate in Dearborn features exhibits arguing Arabs suffered unfair treatment after the Sept. 11 attacks on America.
A new report reveals a growing interest in drink choices among restaurant customers. The report found that health is already influencing some Americans' decisions about alcohol.
Satire
PEORIA, IL — County officials said they would not stand in the way after local man Christopher P. Smith putting his children up for adoption after they told him the 1989 "Weird" Al Yankovic film UHF wasn't funny.
WASHINGTON—Swarming the nation’s airports as they rushed to board any available transatlantic flight, the U.S. populace decided Monday that if Harry and Meghan were going to the U.K., the rest of America was going with ’em. “Sure, it’ll be a big adjustment, but then again, what’s the po
VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the military to seize control of Canada's maple syrup supply.
NEW YORK, NY — Over the weekend, Dr. Robert Bruce Banner shared a little insight into how he was able to maintain some semblance of control over his transformation into the Incredible Hulk by confirming a deep, personal secret: he's always angry at the Jews.
LANCASTER, PA — Local officials confirmed on Monday that a new data center had been constructed to handle the massive influx of online rants about data centers.
People may think Ohio has nothing to offer, but they're wrong. It's still part of America, and that makes it one of the 50 best places in the world to live.
Regulators around the world are cracking down on energy drinks, citing serious health risks associated with high levels of caffeine and sugar. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding the popular beverage. MYTH: Excessive consumption can lead to depression and even suicidal thoughts
OTTAWA — With the United States imposing massive tariffs on Canada over the weekend, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney vowed to bring the U.S. to its knees with a crippling moose tariff.
THE HEAVENS—Noting that a marked downward trend had developed this fiscal year and showed no signs of stopping, The Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, reported He was concerned Monday over what He called “troubling” Q3 circumcision numbers. “Sure, with the declining birth rate, we expect
SAN MATEO, CA—Noting that the students had known about the assignment since their end-of-year dismissal back in May, Sofia Suarez, a biology teacher at Hillsdale High School, informed her class Wednesday that she was disappointed no one had done their summer dissecting. “All right, you had thre
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Newly declassified documents show former Rep. Eric Swalwell admitted to the FBI that he had “physical relations” with a suspected Chinese spy on a handful of occasions. What do you think?
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TOPEKA, KS—In a shocking announcement that instantly brought all dinner conversation to a screeching halt, local father Jesse Pflughaupt reportedly stunned his family Monday evening by proclaiming that he believes in werewolves. “You can find werewolves in pretty much every country on Earth, and
The Department of Justice finalized a rule that creates a path for some convicted felons to have their gun rights restored, with officials claiming those who pose a public danger could only be approved in “extraordinary circumstances.” What do you think?
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Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty to federal stalking charges in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, facing a maximum sentence of life in prison. What do you think?
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Sports
The top five seeds, the play-in group and the bottom five: NBA experts predict where all 30 teams will land in the standings for the 2026-27 season.
Our Summer Forecast panel reveals its championship predictions for the East and West conferences and the 2027 NBA Finals.
Shiyazh Pete, a member of the Navajo Nation, said the reaction from fans during the Cowboys game against the Cardinals was overwhelming to him.
NY Gotham FC had a disappointing 0-0 draw with Angel City, but are still top of the NWSL and also ESPN's Power Rankings.
Amanda Serrano remains atop the featherweight division with her 50th career win over Lucrecia Manzur. Here are the latest ESPN divisional rankings.
Teofimo Lopez beat Rolando "Rolly" Romero to win the WBA welterweight title and shake up the 147-pound division. Here are the latest ESPN divisional rankings.
The Kawhi Leonard-Aspiration saga continues to roll on, leaving the Clippers' 2026-27 season in turmoil. What's next in LA?
After a long road back from multiple injuries, Napheesa Collier could help Minnesota peak in the WNBA playoffs.
Minnesota, Las Vegas, Golden State, Indiana, Atlanta, New York and Washington will play in the playoffs.
Chelsea, PSG and Wolfsburg are one two-legged defeat from being dumped out of the Women's Champions League before it's even begun. What could go wrong?
Cal Raleigh busted out of a season-long slump with the first three-homer game of his career.
The Seattle Seahawks have waived running back Anthony Hankerson, who could try to play in college again.
Former St. John's standout RJ Luis Jr. has been cleared by a court to start practicing with LSU and potentially play for the Tigers this season.
After a stop in the NFL, former Mississippi tight end Dae’Quan Wright could be heading to LSU thanks to a court order that is creating havoc throughout college sports by allowing Wright and others an unexpected fifth year of eligibility.
Here are all the news and updates from around the league Monday.
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Dysfunctional Astros Axe GM Dana Brown, And Owner Jim Crane Is Meddling In Baseball Operations Again
The Houston Astros have fired general manager Dana Brown, putting owner Jim Crane back in charge of baseball operations amid ongoing front-office issues.
During Monday's edition of The Herd, Colin Cowherd evaluated the overall state of the 49ers, questioning whether San Francisco can maintain their position among the elite teams in the NFC.
Looking to bet college football futures for the 2026 season? Check out our ultimate gambling guide.
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Tech
After years of smells, strange noises, and “tea,” these are the composters and food recyclers I’d actually recommend.
The best car phone holders keep your phone firmly in place while never getting in your line of sight. I took a dozen on road trips this summer to find the best.
Illinois prosecutors shared defendants’ personal data with federal immigration agents without criminal warrants, public disclosure, or legislative oversight.
The Optoma GT2400HDR laser projector is great for setting up a driving range in your living room, but mediocre video quality makes it less appealing for home entertainment.
Archeologists are confronting an “unfathomable” loss as border wall construction is set to cut across ranches that are home to unique historical sites, many of which haven’t been fully studied.
Thanks to a dwindling supply of open roles, “one-click” applications, and the rise of artificial intelligence, it’s easier than ever to apply for a job. We’re all paying the price.
“It never crossed my mind that they would be so bold as to sell our private data for AI,” says one former Spirit Airlines flight attendant.
Say hello to a revamped collection of perfectly proportioned 38-mm Speedmasters.
The ASUS ROG Gjallar is now available in the US.
There’s no clearer sign of the data center boom than rampant gas projects that have been proposed or that are already under construction.
NASA's Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope is scheduled for launch on August 30.
Upscaling software is getting better all the time, but there are still some caveats to be aware of.
Bitdefender VPN has an excellent starting price, even if it lacks the advanced features that privacy nerds may want.
Zooming in on your kid's performance in the school play is about to get a whole lot easier. It's going to look better, too.
Meta keeps trying to entice audio content creators to Threads.
This isn't your run-of-the-mill GameCube, and its value has skyrocketed over the years. Here's what it did and how to identify it.
CDPR's co-CEO called The Witcher 4"our biggest, boldest and most ambitious game to date."
Your TV may not have native Bluetooth support, but you can still stream your TV's audio to wireless headphones.
If you've had it with OpenAI, here's how to cancel your subscription and delete your account.
ESPN's Unlimited tier will cost $32 per month as of September 17.
Entertainment
Brian Hickerson's magnetic charm kept Hayden Panettiere coming back to him despite their rocky relationship over the years, this according to Brian's sister. Ashley Hickerson told the Daily Mail ... “If I can say one thing about Brian, it’s…
Mary Mary's Trecina "Tina" Campbell claims she's bringing in less than goes out the door every month as she fights her estranged husband, Glendon "Teddy" Campbell, in divorce court ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, the…
Ayla Woodruff is blowing out 34 candles ... and we're marking the occasion with some of her hottest bikini shots. The lifestyle influencer has built a following off fitness, travel and plenty of eye-popping looks ... and she definitely knows her…
Teofimo Lopez's thoughts on Rolly Romero? Been there, done that! The newly crowned WBA welterweight champion stopped by the TMZ Sports offices and chopped it up with Babcock on Monday, less than 48 hours after his 12-round victory. After the scrap,…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Gen Z can be a tough crowd to shop for. They know exactly what's cool and they're not afraid to let you know when you missed the mark … but we're here to make things…
American actor Davis Cleveland was only 8 years old when he first played Flynn Jones -- the younger mischievous and food-obsessed younger brother of CeCe Jones -- on Disney's hit show "Shake It Up" back in 2010. Davis was part of an ensemble cast…
Target has pulled a Halloween costume from being sold after the product sparked racial backlash online, with critics saying the design and imagery resembled racially offensive imagery. The costume, called "Kids' Glows Under Blacklight Circus Clown…
Taylor Swift has finally been outshined ... and of course, she did it to herself. TS gave a great Grammy Museum performance on Tuesday night ... but her massive wedding ring from Travis Kelce stole the show. See for yourself, because all 7 minutes…
Perez Hilton suffered multiple broken bones that resulted from falling the night of his mental health crisis, his brother-in-law revealed. "The Perez Hilton Podcast with Chris Booker" just dropped a new episode ... and the updates on Perez's…
Rashod Bateman's baby mama told a prosecutor days after their June incident that he never shoved her into a wall or put his hands on her ... walking back the account she initially gave cops. Marissa Crumley authorized Bateman's attorneys to provide…
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