Personalize Your Own Homepage
Login
Create Account
US News
• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
• Watch moment WSJ journalist appears in Russian court
The man accused of spraying Rep. Ilhan Omar with vinegar during a Minnesota town hall in January is set to plead guilty on federal assault charges.
"Good Morning Football" host Kyle Brandt and WWE superstar Seth Rollins got into a little bit of a disagreement on Thursday's show... or did they?
Ana Navarro of "The View" says she would not attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner during President Trump's second term despite backing press freedom.
U.S. airports are seeing a surge in illegal meat seizures as officials uncover a monkey carcass at O'Hare, as well as prohibited hot dogs at Miami International Airport.
A wild New York minute saw the Knicks blow a playoff lead, the Jets make a controversial NFL Draft pick and the Mets allow a game-tying grand slam.
Texas state Rep. James Talarico decries the 10 Commandments ruling as un-Christian, sparking clashes with Ken Paxton over Christian nationalism.
Sevierville, Dolly Parton's hometown near Great Smoky Mountains National Park, is a hidden gem for dog-friendly glamping and outdoor adventures.
Dairy Queen's automated AI drive-thru initiative sparks customer concern as Meta lays off 8,000 workers and voters flag AI risks to privacy and pay.
The White House reportedly plans a guest lineup including JD Vance and cabinet officials to host press briefings during press secretary Karoline Leavitt's maternity leave.
Disney's first 'Star Wars' movie in seven years is tracking to be yet another massive disappointment
"The Mandalorian and Grogu" is tracking for a $71 million opening weekend, falling well short of other "Star Wars" films and raising questions about the brand's future.
Satire
COVENTRY, RI — Local child Lilly Shacklefort made waves in her community this Friday when she told her parents she feels most loved when she's allowed to do whatever she wants without any consequences whatsoever.
A newly passed law will prohibit the sale of tobacco products to U.K. residents who are under 18 and anyone born in the future, raising the minimum age of purchase by one year every year going forward. What do you think?
The post U.K. Passes Lifetime Smoking Ban For People Born After 2008 appeared f
The post Steve Jobs’ Fist Bursts Through Grave Clutching Crude Drawing Of Something Called ‘The Octomac’ appeared first on The Onion.
The post ‘7 Days,’ Hisses Little Girl On Phone Call Welcoming Draft Pick To Jets appeared first on The Onion.
PITTSBURGH, PA — With their second-round pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots have officially selected marriage counselor Amy Connors out of the University of North Texas Clinical Counseling Program.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Upon realizing that he had somehow gotten stuck in a house with two gay dudes, local baby Christopher Ellison decided to put himself immediately back up for adoption.
U.S. — The United States is reportedly on edge following a leaked report that indicated an American soldier placed a $50,000 bet on Polymarket predicting that President Donald Trump would nuke Iran.
The post RFK Jr. Spins Brain On Finger appeared first on The Onion.
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — A local architect contracted to design the new location for First Testimony Crosspointe Church was reportedly fired and escorted from the construction site after suggesting the building include a steeple.
Whoa, man. Check it out: That's a free couch sitting on the side of the road there. Not a chair. Not a love seat. A whole friggin' couch.
JERUSALEM — In a surprising new discovery that coincides with recent news headlines, biblical scholars confirmed that Judas Iscariot likely received his 30 pieces of silver from the Southern Poverty Law Center.
SAN JOSE, CA—With his explanation collapsing within seconds under the scrutiny of his parents, local toddler Timmy Herman reportedly felt the walls closing in on him Thursday after he claimed the TV broke itself. “So you’re telling me you just walked into the living room and the TV shattered a
For decades, the folks at the Southern Poverty Law Center have done far more than just advocacy. The group has also generously donated millions of dollars to support carefully vetted organizations that are likewise committed to the causes of tolerance and justice.
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom finally admitted today that he has no real desire to become President of the United States and is actually just looking for an excuse to leave California.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington Democrats defended their unquenchable thirst for unlimited power on Thursday, confirming that saving democracy requires one party to seize total power and rule forever.
ST. LOUIS—Revealing a drastic decline in regular honey-wine consumption among youths, a new study published by researchers at Saint Louis University found that Generation Z drinks far fewer flagons of mead than medieval generations did. “We observed that, as opposed to their predecessors, young
WASHINGTON—Bowing his head as he solemnly recited the fast food offerings, President Donald Trump conducted a marathon reading of the Arby’s menu Thursday in an effort to appeal to the nation’s meat lovers. “French Dip Royale, Classic Beef ’N Cheddar, Double Beef ’N Cheddar, Half Pound B
Following a Supreme Court ruling striking down Trump’s tariffs, the administration has begun the process of allowing businesses to apply for refunds. Here’s what you need to know about tariff refunds. Q: Why did the Supreme Court rule against Trump’s tariffs? A: The cult of personality surroun
LGBTQ dating app Grindr will host its first-ever White House Correspondents dinner party on Friday night before the event. What do you think?
The post Grindr To Host White House Correspondents Dinner Party appeared first on The Onion.
A humanoid robot in Beijing finished a half marathon in 50 minutes and 26 seconds, about almost seven minutes faster than the human world record. What do you think?
The post Humanoid Robot Beats Human Half-Marathon Record appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Here's our NFL Nation reporters' look at the biggest questions for each Round 1 pick and how every player fits.
Mel Kiper Jr. makes sense of the first round of the NFL draft, sizing up moves like the Makai Lemon, Caleb Downs and Ty Simpson picks.
While the Rams always try to mute their plans, they found that process magnified when it came to the quarterback position.
What were the best, worst picks? Which trades stood out? And what can we expect on Day 2?
It's early, but we saw two very different teams at Fenway Park this week.
Kansas star freshman Darryn Peterson is entering the 2026 NBA draft, where he is expected to be one of the top picks.
After taking Ohio State safety Caleb Downs at No. 11, thanks to a trade with the Dolphins, the Cowboys selected UCF edge rusher Malachi Lawrence with the 23rd pick after moving down from No. 20 in a trade with the Eagles.
Jim Furyk is returning as U.S. Ryder Cup captain for the 2027 matches in Ireland, taking the role again after Tiger Woods removed himself from consideration earlier this month, according to The Associated Press.
UEFA on Friday handed Benfica's Gianluca Prestianni a six-match ban for anti-gay conduct towards Real Madrid's Vinícius Júnior during their Champions League match in February.
We're grading the most impactful trades of the 2026 NFL draft, including three deals by the Bills.
If you believe in magic like Will Hill, long-shot Orlando to win the East might be a bet you want to consider. Here's why.
Which World Cup fanbase will be the loudest? The most fun? The most passionate? Vote in our 2026 FIFA World Cup Ultimate Fanbase.
Fernando Mendoza helped one bettor cash in on a big payday, and another win some pocket change. Patrick Everson has the latest.
Cardinals GM Monti Ossenfort said they were given the wrong number to get in contact with RB Jeremiyah Love before drafting him.
A video from Night 1 of the 2026 NFL Draft showed WR Makai Lemon thinking he was drafted by the Steelers before the Eagles swooped in.
How will the top names from Round 1 perform as rookies? Check out the early O/U lines.
The Red Sox can't score and the Yankees took advantage all series, the Padres come from behind to win, a Braves rookie takes a lesson to heart immediately and more from Thursday's MLB action.
Claim the Underdog Fantasy promo code and unlock $50 in bonus cash when you play just $5. Learn how to claim, terms, app features, and more.
Use Kalshi promo code FOXSPORTS to get a $10 bonus after trading $10. Learn how Kalshi works, where it’s legal, and how prediction markets differ from sportsbooks.
Discover the best sportsbook promos and bonus bets for April 2026. Compare welcome offers and top bonuses from leading betting sites.
Tech
Get ready for summer with discounts on the best robot pool cleaners we've tested.
Isomorphic Labs president Max Jaderberg said at WIRED Health in London that the startup has built a “broad and exciting pipeline of new medicines.”
Bootstrap Bio and Manhattan Genomics, which were pursuing human embryo editing to prevent serious disease, have shut down.
John Ternus was unavoidable when Apple debuted the Macbook Neo. He kicked off an intimate media event for the Neo, introducing it as a transformative machine for Apple thanks to its low $599 cost ($499 for education customers) and premium build quality. He was interviewed on Good Morning America, th
A US surveillance program that lets the FBI view Americans’ communications without a warrant is up for renewal. A new bill aims to address mounting lawmaker concerns—with smoke and mirrors.
Tim Cook was a great CEO, but he didn’t crack AI. It’s job number 1 for John Ternus.
The Apple rumors were true, once again. This week, the company announced that Tim Cook will be stepping down from his CEO role on September 1. Replacing him will be John Ternus, who currently serves as Apple's SVP of hardware engineering. In this episode, Devindra and Engadget's Nathan Ingraham disc
Dyson’s newest stick vacuum has a fresh, streamlined look and some limitations. But I still keep reaching for it.
DeepSeek has released its latest AI models, the V4 Pro and Flash versions, a bit over a year after it went viral and became the top rated free app on Apple's App Store in the US. “Welcome to the era of cost-effective 1 million context length,” DeepSeek said in its announcement. Context length is
Clean your house without the constraint of a power cord with these cordless stick vacuums.
Although it’s one of the more inoffensive topics on Polymarket, this news typifies the Wild West of prediction markets and betting sites. A hairdryer was allegedly used to rig Polymarket bets on temperatures at Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris, according to a report by The Telegraph. French auth
VMax's new electric scooter has a secret menu that lets you unlock the top speed and engage cruise control.
Getting into Raya, the exclusive members-only dating app, has become nearly impossible for some. We met people who have waited as long as two, five, and even seven years to join.
These merino wool tees are the last shirts you’ll ever wear. I’m wearing one right now.
Porsche has announced an electric version of its popular Cayenne Coupé and it could be the company's most powerful vehicle ever — either ICE or electric. Mechanically, the Cayenne Coupé Electric is nearly identical to the Cayenne Electric but the body is substantially sleeker for improved range
United States soldier Gannon Ken Van Dyke has been arrested and charged for placing bets on prediction marketplace Polymarket using classified information he had access to related to the capture of former Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro. The US Army Special Forces master sergeant, who was direc
Anthropic is expanding its directory of connected services for its Claude AI chatbot. The platform can now link up with your accounts on AllTrails, Audible, Booking.com, Instacart, Intuit Credit Karma, Intuit TurboTax, Resy, Spotify, StubHub, Taskrabbit, Thumbtack, TripAdvisor, Uber, Uber Eats and V
Microsoft is planning to get rid of more US employees via its first voluntary buyout program, CNBC reports. The buyout program will reportedly be offered to US employees at "the senior director level and below whose years of employment and age add up to 70 or higher," and could cover up to 7 percent
Meta is making another steep cut to its staff, this time to the tune of a 10 percent reduction in its workforce. About 8,000 people will be laid off and about 6,000 open jobs will also be eliminated, according to Bloomberg.In an internal memo from Janelle Gale, Meta's head of human resources, the la
I would love to tell you everything about my favorite game of the year so far. But that would be doing a great disservice to Titanium Court. I'm not even sure I could explain it all, anyway.Titanium Court is a run-based game with elements of permanent progression, so it's technically a roguelite. Ho
Entertainment
A new report that "Rush Hour 4" might've already hit a big roadblock with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker wanting major dough -- and that they ain't getting it -- is being overblown, TMZ has learned. Puck reported on Friday ... 'RH4' is in a messy…
The Los Angeles Police Department responded to a call of about 50 juveniles causing a disturbance at a Church of Scientology building in Hollywood recently ... amid a wave of social media videos showing people attempting to sprint as far as they…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 10:30 AM and 12:00 PM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's…
The actress who portrayed D4vd’s girlfriend in one of his music videos is distancing herself from the singer ... amid growing online comparisons to Celeste Rivas Hernandez. In a TikTok video, the actress Cassidy Clarke said she met D4vd -- legal…
Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor -- widely considered the greatest defensive football player in NFL history -- was hospitalized in New Jersey after experiencing a medical emergency, TMZ Sports has learned. The New York Giants legend's status is…
Calling all you mighty Millennials, ballin' Boomers, groovy Gen X-ers, and everyone else ... we're back and tappin' y'all into Gen-Z's hottest stories of the week, packed with sexy stars and piping-hot news! Tap-In to the gallery ... we're…
Drew Sidora claims she paid her estranged husband, Ralph Pittman, half of her 'Real Housewives of Atlanta' checks during their marriage ... TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained alleged texts between Drew and Ralph that were submitted as evidence in their…
Sebastian Stan and Annabelle Wallis just stepped out for the first time since their baby news dropped ... and yeah, they're looking very good together! Pregnant Annabelle was glowing during their NYC stroll Thursday -- rocking a flowing black dress…
Melania Trump is running a honeypot operation out of the White House ... as in, she's adding a couple new bee colonies to bump up honey production. The First Lady just announced an expansion of the White House honey program -- yes, that's a thing…
OnlyFans Star Ari Kytsya just spoke to a class at Harvard about her adult entertainment career and, of course, got some backlash ... and she's ready to give haters an education. Here's the deal ... Ari was invited to speak at the prestigious…
Stocks
Weather
Location is determined by your browser