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Aaron Judge leads Team USA to dominant World Baseball Classic victory over Brazil with first-inning homer as captain delivers in tournament opener.
Las Vegas Raiders trade Maxx Crosby to Baltimore Ravens for two first-round picks including No. 14 overall pick in upcoming NFL draft ahead of free agency.
Violence erupted at a Washington Square Park vigil for deceased Iranian leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, as a man was punched for attempting to tear down a poster.
FOX Sports reported Patrick Mahomes could return from his ACL injury sooner than expected, potentially altering the Kansas City Chiefs’ plans for the 2026 season.
California Rep. Darrell Issa announces retirement after 25 years, endorses San Diego County Supervisor Jim Desmond for newly redrawn 48th District seat.
President Trump says Iran's military is "gone" nearly a week after the U.S. and Israel started coordinated military action against Tehran.
Vermont U.S. Sen. Peter Welch says Markwayne Mullin will be confirmed as DHS secretary, calling Trump's nominee "honest" and "competent" compared to Kristi Noem.
San Jose State University President Cynthia Teniente-Matson announced the school is suing the federal government over its Title IX violation determination.
Joe Biden shared a personal story about childhood stuttering at Jesse Jackson's memorial service, telling a crowd he's "smarter than most of you" in a pointed comment.
Southwest Airlines is considering a cleaning policy that would deep-clean premium seats between flights, while leaving coach cabins relatively untouched.
Satire
Kristi Noem was fired from her post as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security and will be replaced by Senator Markwayne Mullin (R-OK), the embattled Noem’s exit following intense public backlash to her handling of Trump’s immigration crackdown and mishandling of department funds. What
WASHINGTON—Characterizing her new role in the middle of an Iowa corn field as a better fit for her skill set, the White House announced Friday that former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem had been reassigned as a scarecrow at the USDA. “While she clearly struggled in her prior position, w
NEW YORK, NY — After months of mounting concern over her apparent change in viewpoints on geopolitical matters, popular commentator and podcaster Megyn Kelly reportedly went back to normal after eating a Snickers.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The United States State Department issued an evacuation order for the U.S. embassy located in downtown Minneapolis on Friday, citing concerns over the safety of American citizens in the area.
WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay their son’s cell phone bill if he dies at war. “You may be grieving at first, but, believe m
U.S. — As the Trump cabinet experienced a significant changing of the guard, new Department of Homeland Security nominee Markwayne Mullin surged in popularity among the American people after vowing to deport liberal white ladies.
The post Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead appeared first on The Onion.
Longtime Justice Department employee Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Washington, D.C., was arrested and charged in a child pornography case and is facing federal criminal charges in Maryland. What do you think?
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Voting in local elections is key to democracy. The Onion shares tips for researching candidates on the ballot in your community. First, learn the name of the town or city you live in, and ideally the state as well. Decide exactly how important it is to you that your vote is informed. Ensure your p
NEW YORK—Jeopardizing the fate of what could be a landmark federal antitrust trial, U.S. prosecutors were reportedly unable to attend the Live Nation trial Friday after scalpers bought every ticket. “Ah, shit, I promised my daughter I was going to prosecute Live Nation for her birthday,” said
LONDON—Faced with continuing public outrage over the former prince’s ties to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, the British royal family on Friday quietly removed Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s popular line of salad dressings from stores. “For decades, British consumers have associated Andre
WASHINGTON—Having abandoned his pledge not to let construction interfere with the plane’s existing structure or aerodynamic design, President Donald Trump defended on Thursday his decision to add a “magnificent” neoclassical ballroom to Air Force One. Trump, who appeared dismissive of photos
Statistically speaking, not every wedding is going to be magical.
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Sports
Team USA pulled away from a surprisingly tough Brazilian squad at the World Baseball Classic.
Manny Ramirez watched his son Lucas Ramirez hit a leadoff home run for Brazil against the United States in the World Baseball Classic.
Seth Lugo has made a successful return to the World Baseball Classic.
Is Baltimore a contender? What's next for Las Vegas? Answering six questions about the Maxx Crosby trade.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
What's happened and what's in store at the World Baseball Classic on Friday, March 6.
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The final week was a fun one, with some late shockers. Here's who feels great now -- and who might not.
WNBPA vice president Breanna Stewart said Friday that the letter to players' union executive director Terri Jackson earlier this week was intended to "get the entire [executive committee] back on track" to get the best CBA possible.
Miami (Ohio) finished the regular season as the only unbeaten team in Division I men's basketball, winning 110-108 in overtime over Ohio on Friday night.
Aaron Judge hit a two-run homer and Brice Turang had three hits and four RBI to lead the United States to a 15-5 win over Brazil in its World Baseball Classic opener Friday night.
Celtics star Jayson Tatum said he felt anxious in his first game in 298 days but was able to relax and finished with 15 points, 12 rebounds and seven assists in a 120-100 win over the Mavs.
President Donald Trump on Friday said he will write an executive order within a week that will "solve all of the problems" brought forth in an unprecedented meeting at the White House to address the future of college sports.
The Bears found a new starting center, acquiring Garrett Bradbury from the Patriots in exchange for a 2027 fifth-round pick, a source told ESPN.
No. 5 Vanderbilt's slim hopes for a No. 1 seed in the NCAA tournament all but ended with Friday night's 89-78 defeat to Ole Miss, a loss that included head coach Shea Ralph getting ejected for arguing with officials in the fourth quarter.
Joan Laporta has labelled Barcelona star Lamine Yamal a "genial" talent, insisting the 17-year-old has no ceiling.
Robert Lewandowski has finally opened up on his future at Barcelona as his current contract at Camp Nou nears its expiry date, sparking intense speculation across the footballing world.
Maxx Crosby is off the board. The Raiders have reportedly traded the star to the Ravens.
Here's how to watch Team USA vs. Great Britain at the World Baseball Classic on Saturday on FOX.
Joey Logano is switching gears this weekend for the Desert Double in Phoenix, and the speed he's seen so far is "ridiculous."
Tech
The best new shoes in this hybrid, niche footwear style can take you from your front door, down the asphalt, and into the trees.
For an electric car to survive in this incentive-free, tariff-laden, emissions-loving world, it has to be very, very good. It also helps if it's priced right, and looking great doesn't hurt either. Unfortunately for BMW's latest EV, the i3 sedan, we still can't say much about those last two questio
Anthropic is reportedly trying to reach a new deal with the US Defense Department, which could prevent the government from labeling it a supply chain risk. According to Financial Times and Bloomberg, Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei has resumed talks with the agency over the use of its AI models. In parti
Nothing has announced its latest premium midrange device, the Phone 4a Pro. The company says it's the thinnest full-metal phone on the market, measuring in at 7.95mm. It also looks notably different from the prior A-series phones – and pretty much any of the company's phones to date.
It features a
Rock your inner jock with a pair of sturdy, sweatproof, and tangle-proof headphones. Here are our favorites.
While music streaming apps like Bandcamp, Spotify and Deezer have taken steps to inform users about AI-generated content, we haven't heard much out of Apple Music in that regard. However, Apple Music has now introduced "Transparency Tags" designed to show listeners if any elements were generated in
Is a $250 Bluetooth speaker worth it? If it's this one made by KEF, it just might be.
Suunto's latest adventure fitness tracker finally introduces a bright AMOLED screen that's great for maps.
Nothing is back with two new smartphones, the entry-level Phone 4a and the mid-range Phone 4a Pro. With the base 4a in particular, there’s no shortage of substantial hardware upgrades since the 3a, even if the design doesn’t quite stand out as much. This year, that’s apparently the role of the
Nothing just revealed a new pair of over-ear headphones as a relatively budget-friendly alternative to the pre-existing Headphone 1. The Headphone (a) earphones feature a similar design language to the company's previous cans, but with more color. As a matter of fact, these will be available in four
Nothing won't launch a flagship phone this year, but the colorful and affordable Phone (4a), Phone (4a) Pro, and Headphone (a) are here to fill the void.
Back in January, Nothing shared that it wouldn't be releasing its flagship Nothing Phone 4 in 2026, and instead focusing on follow-ups to its midrange Phone 3a and Phone 3a Pro. After some expected teasing, those sequels have arrived: the Phone 4a Pro and Phone 4a. And like Nothing's previous device
Forcing your body to wake up a full hour earlier out of nowhere will be as brutal as it sounds. Instead, start early and add some light to your routine.
Epic Games’ courtroom battle with Google is over, but it’s reportedly going to affect how its CEO can speak about the tech giant for years for years to come. According to The Verge, part of the settlement terms Epic had signed has a clause stating that Epic and Sweeney will have to speak positiv
After sleeping on more than 70 different sets of sheets, these are the best sets that won't break the bank.
Why the terms “smart bed,” "adjustable mattress," and “adjustable frame” are not interchangeable, and how to avoid an expensive mistake.
Frustrated by fragmented war news, Anghami’s Elie Habib built World Monitor, a platform that fuses global data, like aircraft signals and satellite detections, to track conflicts as they unfold.
They aren’t as high-end as the MacBook Neo, but these Windows laptops show that Apple has some strong competition.
Today the White House announced that several major players in tech and AI have agreed to steps that will keep electricity costs from rising due to data centers. Under this Ratepayer Protection Pledge, companies are agreeing to practices that are intended to protect residents from seeing higher elect
Jurors in a New Mexico child safety trial heard testimony from Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg today. During pre-recorded testimony, Zuckerberg was repeatedly asked about the company's understanding of social media addiction and other issues that had been studied by its researchers. During the deposition,
Entertainment
Hailey Bieber is feeling herself ... because she whipped out her camera and took a bunch of stunning selfies, and now she's sharing them with the world. Check out this new thirst traps from the model and makeup mogul ... Hailey's got a face made…
5:36 PM PT -- Smokey's lawyer Christopher Frost tells TMZ in response ... "We are, unfortunately, not surprised that these plaintiffs and their lawyers are trying to get more media attention just after Mr. Robinson has announced new tour dates. We…
The Arizona cops who pulled over NBA star Dillon Brooks told him his car smelled like a marijuana dispensary ... according to police bodycam footage from his DUI arrest. TMZ Sports obtained the video just hours after the Phoenix Suns star was…
Cary Elwes is missing Rob Reiner a little extra today. "The Princess Bride" star honored the late Hollywood icon with a heartfelt social media post Friday ... on what should have been Rob's 79th birthday. Of course, Rob and his wife, Michele were…
Britney Spears isn’t stirring up any more drama ... she’s keeping a low profile since being released from jail following her DUI arrest this week, TMZ has learned. Sources close to Britney tell TMZ the pop star has been laying low at her…
Killer Mike says he's tired of watching poor kids fight wars ... arguing countries that want to go to war should send entitled rich kids instead. We caught up with the four-time Grammy winner at LAX Thursday ... and we had to ask the politically…
Rick Harrison is pushing back at claims made by his son Corey about his six-figure medical bills following Corey's motorcycle accident and complications that followed ... saying he covered the bills and Corey isn't in debt to him. The "Pawn Stars"…
Dillon Brooks went to social media to let his fans know his focus is all on ball after his DUI arrest ... sharing footage from a workout to his Instagram page. Brooks posted several clips Friday afternoon ... showing him putting up shots at the…
Ben Stiller is ripping the White House for using a clip from "Tropic Thunder" in a social media post promoting America's war capabilities. The "Tropic Thunder" director and star quote-tweeted a video mashup from the White House's official X account…
Jeremih won't be hitting the road with B2K or Bow Wow after all ... because it's just been announced a health issue is going to keep him from going on tour with the crew. The singer-songwriter took to social media to announce he's dealing with a…
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