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Former President Donald Trump is expected to return to Iowa as Republicans gear up for high-stakes midterm elections, according to a GOP gubernatorial candidate.
Jerome Powell calls Supreme Court case involving Fed governor Lisa Cook "perhaps the most important legal case in the Fed's 113-year history."
Alan Rickman's widow issues warning about 'difficult' pancreatic cancer symptoms after actor's death
Alan Rickman's widow warns about pancreatic cancer symptoms on the anniversary of the beloved actor's death, advocating for early detection and awareness.
Senate Democrats unveiled their ICE accountability demands, including body cameras, warrant restrictions, coordination with local police after fatal immigration operation shooting.
Fox News Channel marks 24 consecutive years as most-watched cable news network with dominant January
Fox News outdrew MS NOW and CNN combined among both total day and primetime viewers during the first month of 2026 as viewers continue to rely on FNC for information and analysis.
The Hawaii governor has announced the removal of 10,000 vacation rentals to provide more housing for locals. Tourism policy changes are reshaping Aloha State visits.
U.S. to very quickly reopen Venezuela embassy after diplomatic break since 2019, Secretary of State Marco Rubio announces to Senate Foreign Relations committee.
Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro criticized the Biden administration for failing to deliver results, positioning himself as a potential 2028 contender.
Bruce Springsteen releases new protest song "Streets of Minneapolis" denouncing Trump's immigration policies and honoring victims of recent violence.
CTA passenger allegedly beaten into coma with brain injuries, broken ribs won't see attacker serve prison time under current Illinois sentencing laws.
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U.S. — Liberal women across the U.S. spent the day feverishly refreshing their Instagram feed to see what they are supposed to be angry about next.
The post ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin appeared first on The Onion.
TOPEKA, KS — A kindly hospital clerk asked local man Jonathan Arnold to please fill out the brief 50-page intake form, promising they would then get right to addressing the axe embedded in his skull.
The post Bari Weiss Claims Ideological Diversity Begins And Ends With Her appeared first on The Onion.
BOULDER, CO — Local two-year-old Kaetlyn Massie graciously sprinted across the house in an effort to save her mother from using the bathroom alone.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the 2026 midterm elections on the horizon amid increasing strife over problems facing the nation, Republican lawmakers issued an urgent warning that passing a national voter ID law could ruin their plan to hand Congress to the Democrats in November.
BOSTON—Prompting exclamations of astonishment from colleagues and supervisors, local man Joshua Lingard reportedly appeared entirely unrecognizable Wednesday after enjoying a full eight hours of sleep. “Oh my gosh, I didn’t even realize it was Josh without those dark bags under his eyes and hi
U.S. — Immigration and Customs Enforcement has become so scary that many illegal immigrants are reportedly considering leaving the United States.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The malodorous substance sprayed on Representative Ilhan Omar at a town hall meeting has been identified as Somali food.
President Donald Trump said the U.S. used a weapon he referred to as “the discombobulator” to capture former Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, claiming it made the enemy equipment “not work.” What do you think?
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Climber Alex Honnold successfully scaled the Taipei 101 skyscraper, the 11th tallest in the world, without a harness, ropes, or any other safety equipment. What do you think?
The post Alex Honnold Successfully Free Solos Taipei 101 Skyscraper appeared first on The Onion.
Gregory Bovino, who was responsible for immigration enforcement operations in Minnesota, has been ousted as the U.S. Border Patrol’s “commander at large.” The Onion sat down with Bovino to discuss his career at the agency. The Onion: What would you say to people who call you Gestapo? Bovino: I
BOISE, ID — Though events taking place around him threatened to envelop him in uncertainty and stress, a local man reported that he was ready to take on the world after sliding his favorite pocket knife into his jeans pocket.
Is Trump's Gestapo getting on your nerves? Looking for ways to show support for undocumented Americans by standing up to federal law enforcement? You're not alone. Rest assured, there are things you can do to show you're part of the resistance.
U.S. — The bitterly divided nation has finally agreed on one thing: it is just way too cold to start a civil war right now.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Emergency crews responded to a catastrophic incident at the famous El Capitan Theater in Hollywood last night, where an entire studio audience tragically drowned in a flood of Jimmy Kimmel's tears.
TACOMA, WA—Urging her kids to cut their dad some slack amid the added stressors of his work life, area woman Ashlyn Bergman reportedly informed her children Tuesday that their father, who typically spends half his workday playing Clash Of Clans on his phone, was “under a lot of pressure at work.
The post Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report appeared first on The Onion.
HOBOKEN, NJ—In a major shift from the company’s decades-long focus on inner beauty, personal care product brand Dove finally admitted Tuesday that some people are ugly. “Despite years of claims that people of all shapes and sizes are beautiful, we are now prepared to agree that there are some
Sports
Known for extravagant bets, the Houston furniture salesman has $2 million on the Patriots to win the Super Bowl.
Matt Bowen breaks down the QBs and offers his best bets on Drake Maye and Sam Darnold in the Super Bowl.
Where our NBA insiders ranked all 30 teams one week before the 2026 trade deadline.
Tom Brady joined the chorus of voices questioning Bill Belichick's snub from the Pro Football Hall of Fame, saying the voting committee's decision is "completely ridiculous."
Giannis Antetokounmpo is ready for a new home ahead of the trade deadline as several teams have made aggressive offers to the Bucks, league sources told ESPN.
Rockets center Steven Adams, who is averaging 8.6 rebounds this season, has undergone season-ending surgery on his left ankle, sources told ESPN.
Former Masters champion Patrick Reed is leaving the LIV Golf league and plans to return to the PGA Tour later this season, he announced Wednesday.
The Browns have hired former Ravens offensive coordinator Todd Monken as their next head coach.
The Jets are hiring Dolphins assistant coach Brian Duker as their new defensive coordinator.
Qayden Samuels, a Maryland native and No. 22 in the SC Next 100 for the class of 2026, announced Wednesday that he was committing to Alabama over Georgetown.
Eli Manning will have to wait at least another year for induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
Will Denny Hamlin finally win that elusive Cup title in 2026 or will Kyle Larson repeat as champion? Here are the latest odds for the NASCAR Cup Series Championship.
A Pro Football Hall of Famer who voted for Bill Belichick to be inducted explains why the former Patriots coach might have fallen short, and what needs to change to ensure this doesn't happen again.
Chelsea have confirmed that Raheem Sterling has left the club by "mutual agreement" as he seeks a new club in January. The Blues' misfit has finally departed Stamford Bridge, with his last competitive appearance for the club coming in May of 2024.
Manchester United's hopes of landing Luis Enrique have suffered a major setback as PSG have opened talks to extend his contract beyond 2027.
Jimmy Johnson joins Colin Cowherd to discuss Bill Belichick not making the Hall of Fame first ballot, and Miami’s resurgence following their CFP Championship appearance.
We're counting down the 20 memorable moments in Daytona 500 history ahead of this year's race on Feb. 15.
There are Hall of Fame snubs, and then there's what former Patriots coach Bill Belichick will endure: the worst snub of all time.
With Trinity Rodman taking center stage, the U.S. women's national team shined in two convincing wins.
The latest news, announcements and updates ahead of the 2026 World Baseball Classic.
Tech
We’ve somehow almost reached the end of January already, which means it’s time for Sony to divulge the list of PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for February. They are Undisputed, Subnautica: Below Zero, Ultros and Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown. If you have a PS Plus subscription on any tier, you can
Patreon creators will need to make some changes soon, thanks to Apple. On Wednesday, Patreon said Apple has renewed its requirement that all Patreon creators must move to subscription billing. The deadline to do so is November 1, 2026.Patreon's blog post announcing the change made it clear that it h
Immigration agents have used Mobile Fortify to scan the faces of countless people in the US—including many citizens.
Catastrophic risks are increasing, cooperation is declining, and swift action is needed from global leaders to correct course.
People are letting the viral AI assistant formerly known as Clawdbot run their lives, regardless of the privacy concerns.
Music hardware and software manufacturer Native Instruments has entered into preliminary insolvency proceedings, according to a report by Create Digital Music. This is the company behind iconic software like Massive, Traktor and Kontakt and hardware like Maschine+. Native Instruments also owns the b
Following its recent AI makeover of Gmail, Google is bringing more Gemini-powered tools to Chrome. Starting today, a host of new features are rolling out for the browser, with more to come over the next few months. The first of the new features is a sidebar. Available to all Gemini in Chrome users,
Google’s latest addition to its Chrome browser puts generative AI behind the wheel and you in the passenger seat.
When deciding which video game to buy, "Is it fun?" is no longer the only consideration. Given the state of the industry, "Do I want to support this company?" is arguably more important. Take, for example, Ubisoft, where things seem to unravel more each day. After the floundering publisher floated e
Windscribe isn't a VPN for everybody, and it's not trying to be. Despite its high-achieving free plan, it didn't quite make my list of the best VPNs, largely due to alienating interface choices and swingy download speeds. Its iconoclastic approach to everything from design to pricing to its online k
ExpressVPN is back on sale again, and its two-year plans are up to 78 percent off right now. You can get the Advanced tier for $101 for 28 months. This is marked down from the $392 that this time frame normally costs. On a per-month basis, it works out to roughly $3.59 for the promo period.
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As frustrating as it is that governments and businesses are running roughshod over our online freedoms, at least we have plenty of good VPNs to keep us protected online. There are so many fast, intelligently designed, full-featured and affordable services on the market that the biggest problem is pi
Gaming peripheral company Razer has announced the beta release of Synapse Web, a browser-based version of its desktop software. The web app is intended for quick adjustments when away from home, such as LANs or tournaments, where downloading the full desktop version may not be possible or practical.
Apple has launched its next-generation AirTag for $29 and brought a slew of new features along with it. But, first, it's important to get this out of the way: The new AirTag still doesn't have a keyring hole, so you'll still need accessories like a case, holder or secure pocket.Once you get over tha
Former election clerk Tina Peters is a hero to conspiracy theorists, and even received an empty “pardon” from the president. Colorado's governor has held firm against commuting her sentence—so far.
This year’s Ryzen is still my top choice for PC games.
This is an essential item for all skiers and snowboarders. WIRED has tested the best helmets for all abilities and budgets.
This mid-tier Sony comes with its highest-end processor, and that's a big deal for home theater nerds.
Every VPN says it’s the best, but only some of them are telling the truth.
Entertainment
TMZ Sports is going live from the newsroom to discuss the day's biggest stories ... but we don't just want folks to watch and enjoy the conversation, we want y'all to get involved!! Hit the comment section as Babcock, Lucas, Dylan, Luca, and the…
Bill Belichick isn't letting his Hall of Fame snub keep him down -- the eight-time Super Bowl champion is out on the recruiting trail, gearing up for his second year at North Carolina. Mekai Brown, a four-star recruit out of Connecticut, shared a…
Looks like Barron Trump really saved the day! A man reported to police by Donald Trump's son in the savage beating of a woman in London, England, has been convicted. According to the Associated Press, 22-year-old Russian citizen Matvei Rumiantsev…
WHOA THERE!!! Ain't no way this hot mom is 57 years old! She posted this white HOT bikini pic ... can you guess who she is?! She sells real estate, but you probz know her best from "The Real Housewives of New York City." Hit the gallery and see who…
If there’s one thing Paris Hilton is always gonna ride hard for, it’s her pal Britney Spears ... and she made that crystal clear, calling her an "infinite icon" during a chat with us. We caught up with the mega-socialite in NYC Wednesday, and…
Nicole Young has officially closed the door on Los Angeles ... cause TMZ has learned she's sold her Southern California home following her recent move to Nashville. Real estate sources tell us the "Selling Sunset" star's 2,682-square-foot home --…
Bill Cosby admitted under oath he refilled a recreational prescription for quaaludes he got from a gynecologist at a poker game 7 times with the intention of giving the pills to women in hopes of having sex with them ... and he says he never downed…
Move out of the way Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt ... it's Pax's time to shine -- 'cause TMZ has learned their son is following in their movie-making footsteps! That's right ... Pax, who was adopted by the famed actors in 2007, headed to the…
Tom Brady is just as confused as everyone else after Bill Belichick didn't get into the Hall of Fame ... saying he doesn't understand why he wouldn't. The seven-time Super Bowl champ discussed his former coach on the "Brock & Salk: Seattle…
Justin Bieber's heading back to the stage for his first big performance in years ... readying himself to rock the Grammy Awards on Sunday! The Recording Academy announced the singer-songwriter -- who was nominated for four awards at this year's…
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