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GOP privacy hawks have demanded surveillance reforms and a CBDC ban in any FISA reauthorization bill as the June 12 deadline approaches.
The grueling 76-day government shutdown left DHS, ICE, and CBP unfunded, putting border security and law enforcement officers' paychecks at risk.
Holly Madison reveals alleged details about group sex nights and "cult-like" control under Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion on Kristin Cavallari's podcast.
Bubba Wallace and Christopher Bell exchanged words after the Watkins Glen race, while Cody Ware's crash didn't draw a caution from NASCAR officials.
Daughter of detained Chinese pastor says she has hope after learning President Trump may raise her father's case with Xi Jinping at their upcoming summit.
The American Academy of Pediatrics released updated guidance urging schools to protect recess, citing benefits for kids' health, learning and behavior.
The beautiful Burney Falls in California now requires advance reservations after visitor numbers roughly doubled since 2015, pushing the park beyond capacity.
Roman Reigns retains at WWE Backlash, AEW's Fairway to Hell earns high praise, and Leon Slater aims to break a TNA X Division title record soon.
President Trump criticizes Justices Gorsuch and Barrett on Truth Social, saying their tariff ruling cost the U.S. $159 billion and showed disloyalty.
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson torched Draymond Green at Netflix's Kevin Hart roast, mocking his name and suggesting the Warriors star should retire.
Satire
NEW YORK—In an effort to meet growing demand for her nuptials, pop superstar Taylor Swift announced on Instagram Friday that additional dates for her wedding had been added in Los Angeles, Miami, and Boston. “I’m so excited to bring this special night to as many people as possible,” said Swi
WASHINGTON—Authorities in the nation’s capital reportedly unearthed the bodies of more than 150 former Trump advisors Thursday after a worker stumbled upon what appeared to be a mass grave on the grounds of the White House. Investigators were called to the scene after a groundskeeper performing
SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Though he focused the majority of his attention on stroking and squeezing his genitalia, sources confirmed that local masturbating man Kenneth Carter still managed to keep an eye on Thursday night’s game between the Golden State Warriors and the Phoenix Suns. After drawing the win
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Your Doppelgänger’s House: Aspirational home, complete with loving wife and daughter. You look and sound enough like him that they would never suspect a thing. Reference #83057
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White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announced the birth of a baby girl in an Instagram post, saying her new daughter Viviana was “perfect and healthy.” What do you think?
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KANSAS CITY, MO—Shuffling quietly near the third-base line as security officials scrambled to piece together a response, a frail uniformed World War II veteran standing on the field at Kauffman Stadium was not part of any planned ceremony, a spokesperson for the Kansas City Royals confirmed Tuesda
A purported suicide note found by Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate after his first suicide attempt in 2019 was released to the public, though the handwritten letter has not been authenticated. What do you think?
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THE HEAVENS—In an effort to make the universe a more modern and efficient place, the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, confirmed Wednesday that He would be discontinuing the pebble. “Starting in the year of our Me 2026, I will be ceasing creation of the pebble so that I can turn My focus to
Sports
We picked out Day 2 and Day 3 NFL draft picks who could contribute right away, including R Mason Thomas and Antonio Williams.
With Daniel Jones recovering from an Achilles injury and Richardson's future in limbo, this offseason is crucial.
Before one of the most anticipated drafts in recent memory, here's everything that transpired as the ping-pong balls were selected.
The Wizards, Jazz and Grizzlies have the top picks in the 2026 NBA draft. Here's Jeremy Woo's updated mock.
What we heard around college football after the completion of spring practice.
Even with a short roster, New York is a front-runner, Phoenix has no shortage of talent, and the Dream are even better.
Pacers president Kevin Pritchard apologized to fans and said he owns losing this year's No. 5 pick after trading it with protections to the Clippers for Ivica Zubac.
The SEC received six of the top eight seeds in the NCAA Division I softball championship when the 64-team field was revealed Sunday.
The couple also revealed they will be launching I Am Fertility, a nonprofit "dedicated to supporting women navigating fertility and IVF journeys."
After nine years with the Browns, David Njoku has agreed to terms with the Chargers on a one-year deal worth up to $8 million, sources told NFL Network's Ian Rapoport.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Our experts ranked the best players competing in the 2026 FIFA World Cup this summer.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Here are the latest whispers and trade rumors currently shaping the 2026 MLB Trade Deadline.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules and results for all eight teams.
Here are the results from Week 7 of the 2026 UFL season.
Shane van Gisbergen's incredible rally at Watkins Glen proved that he's in a league of his own when it comes to road courses.
Christian Pulisic has missed AC Milan’s Serie A match against Atalanta due to a lower back injury.
Northwestern lands commitment from QB RJ Day, son of Ohio State’s Ryan Day
Barcelona midfielder Fermín López has provided a reassuring update on Lamine Yamal's fitness as the teenage sensation races against time to be ready for the 2026 World Cup.
Tech
The NYT's word game has been pretty much everywhere else.
Unencrypted files were downloaded from Steam and shared by pirates.
A new collaboration with Alphabet’s Wing will only deliver sandwiches. It demonstrates the tricky parts of taking to the sky.
It's the first time an ad-free subscription has been offered in an English-speaking country.
The move could save the oil company hundreds of millions, even as Texas lawmakers start looking at reining in incentives for data centers.
For screenwriters like me—and job seekers all over—AI gig work is the new waiting tables. In eight months, I’ve done 20 of these soul-crushing contracts for five different platforms. It’s bad.
There’s a deep, forbidding moat that surrounds Nvidia—and it has nothing to do with hardware.
Every time my cat Mira walks across a keyboard, I learn a few new Mac and PC keyboard shortcuts I never knew about.
Running a software upgrade on a fridge feels strange, but these are the times we live in.
Clinicians will be able to see users' health data.
General Motors collected driving data through OnStar and sold it to data brokers.
The singer accused the tech giant of illegally using her likeness to sell TVs.
Bloomberg's Mark Gurman said Apple could introduce Organize Tabs feature with the next major software update.
The changes are meant to improve legibility issues with lists and text-heavy areas.
Subnautica 2 will be available in Early Access on May 14.
Contact-tracing apps were widely deployed during the Covid pandemic. They aren’t as helpful during smaller outbreaks.
One of the country’s busiest airspaces has a new kind of flying machine—maybe temporarily.
Your cell phone can handle basic language translation, but bespoke tools can offer a much more immersive experience.
The hotel staffer who calls you with an urgent request for payment isn’t necessarily who they say they are.
Can’t hear what they’re saying? Now you can turn on the subtitles for real-life conversations.
Entertainment
John Mulaney literally turned into RFK Jr. on Sunday night, doing a spot-on impression of Trump's Health and Human Services honcho and calling him a "stupid f***!" That's right ... Mulaney went off on Robert Kennedy Jr. during his comedy set for…
If you thought the beef between Pete Davidson and Kanye West was over, then think again ... because Pete may have just poured gasoline on the fire. Here's the deal ... Pete came out on stage at the Kia Forum in L.A. Sunday night to roast Kevin Hart…
Sam Asghari is turning up the temperature and using his platform for something bigger than thirst traps ... and the internet is already sweating! The actor and fitness stud just teamed up with MISTR, the nation's largest provider of free online…
Flavor Flav tells TMZ Sports the "She Got Game" weekend will be so epic, the U.S. Women's Olympic Hockey team will leave Las Vegas with keys to the city!! We caught up with the rap legend at LAX this week ... and he said the July extravaganza…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Sabrina Carpenter stans have a lot to celebrate today ... because it's the pop princess' birthday! Whether you want to honor the iconic artist by playing her hits,…
Before this cool kid from Seattle, Washington turned into an actor, he was just smising for the camera and playing the bassoon and clarinet in the school band ... You probably best know him from "The Office" -- making TV viewers laugh hysterically…
The "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives OC" cast is already making waves ... and they were anything but reserved at Bobbi Althoff’s comedy event in Los Angeles on Saturday night. In video obtained by TMZ, Hulu’s newest reality star -- Bobbi Althoff…
A-listers gathered on Sunday to roast the crap out of Kevin Hart ... but the comedian wanted to get things started by taking a few shots of his own. He took the stage at the Kia Forum in L.A. to say he was going to be a good sport while he gets…
Multiple dead bodies have been found in a boxcar train in Laredo, Texas ... TMZ has confirmed. Laredo PD PIO tells TMZ … "We received call around 3:30pm today indicating possible deceased individuals in a cargo box." LPD spokesman continues to…
Bethenny Frankel is officially going public with her new relationship ... and packing on the PDA in the process! The former reality star hard launched her new boyfriend, Shane L. Campbell, on Saturday ... sharing a sweet snap of them locking lips.…
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