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Sen. John Kennedy has proposed barring living politicians from having buildings named after them as Trump pushes to rename the Kennedy Center.
Madonna commanded attention at the MTV VMAs, winning seven awards and opening the show with star-studded performance.
Bo Nix accounted for three second-half touchdowns as the Denver Broncos erased a 16-0 deficit against the Los Angeles Rams in a wild comeback.
A 60-year-old Texas man crashed his vehicle into a closed Kroger because he needed to use the bathroom and now faces criminal mischief charges.
Benjamin Satterley, known as Pac, challenged for the AEW National Championship at All Out just one day before his death was announced at age 40.
Attorney for lone holdout juror in Lindsay Clancy mistrial pushes back on claims of refusing the law
Lindsay Clancy's holdout juror had "zero doubt" about his position, his attorney tells Kayleigh McEnany, citing "a mountain of evidence" for conviction.
The Houston Astros clinched the AL West at 81-81, becoming the worst division-winning team in Major League Baseball history over a full season.
Five men arrested near RAF Fairford may have planned a complex, coordinated VBIED attack on U.S. strategic bombers, a former intelligence official says.
Mike Trout watched from the dugout as the Los Angeles Angels fell 7-3 to the Mariners, crossing the 100-loss mark for the first time in 65 years.
Trevor Lawrence's baffling slide at the one-yard line in the Jacksonville Jaguars' 35-6 rout of the Patriots sent fantasy football owners reeling.
Satire
DES ALLEMANDS, LA—Holding hands and giggling as they talked the part-time fast food worker through their sandwich order, singer-songwriter Lana Del Rey and swamp tour boat captain Jeremy Dufrene reportedly celebrated their wedding anniversary Saturday at a gas station Subway restaurant. “Lana sw
WASHINGTON—Despite carefully checking and double-checking the credentials of the man who reached out to him via email, FBI director Kash Patel was reportedly phished Friday by a scammer posing as FBI director Kash Patel. “First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right
A cybercriminal collective known as ShinyHunters claims to have breached the FBI’s online job portal and stolen more than 2 terabytes of employee personnel records. What do you think?
The post FBI Hack Exposes Thousands Of Employee Records appeared first on The Onion.
NEW YORK—Stressing that the sport’s existing suite of advanced metrics was no longer sufficient to satisfy their hunger for increasingly granular data, baseball analysts from across the country called Wednesday for the creation of a new statistic called B.L.E.P.H. “We don’t care what it mea
SACRAMENTO, CA—Saying the newly instituted changes better reflected the realities of modern driving, officials at the California Department of Motor Vehicles announced Friday that they had added a highway chase to the state’s standard road test. “Test-takers will be expected to safely merge on
The post Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off appeared first on The Onion.
From breakout stars to aging veterans, these are the players most likely to define the 2026 NFL season. Aidan Hutchinson, Lions defensive end: After signing a four-year extension worth $180 million last season, Hutchinson should finally be able to afford enough eye black for both sides of his face
Despite a slew of setbacks, Paramount cleared the last major hurdle in its proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. when it reached an agreement to resolve an antitrust lawsuit brought forth by a dozen states. The Onion breaks down the key facts and figures behind the historic deal to create a media beh
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LONDON—In a damning memoir filled with explosive claims about her brutal treatment by the House of Windsor, Diana, the former Princess of Wales, has at long last given the public a firsthand account of her disturbing experiences living with the British royal family. “So many unfounded rumors hav
Sports
Real Madrid and Barcelona are looking at a host of players due to uncertainty created by the case surrounding Man City's financial rule breaches. Transfer Talk has the latest.
In the fiercely competitive race for the best Premier League academy players, JJ Gabriel won't be the last young talent at the center of a transfer tug-of-war.
In their latest wild ending, the Broncos rebounded from a dismal first half to score 30 points in the second in a 30-26 victory over the Rams.
The Americans won for the 11th straight time Sunday with the most lopsided singles session in Presidents Cup history.
The Saints walked away from Sunday's home loss to the Raiders just as confused about the application of the quarterback fumble rules as they were in Week 1.
South Carolina star edge rusher Dylan Stewart has been suspended indefinitely after he threw a punch at an Alabama player during Saturday's loss.
Oregon quarterback Dante Moore sustained a concussion after being hit while sliding during the second quarter of Saturday's 41-27 win over USC, Ducks coach Dan Lanning announced Sunday.
Dan Wilson, 57, who led the Seattle Mariners to the ALCS last year, will not return as manager next year, he told reporters on Sunday, adding that "this season has been very difficult, and of course the results have not been what any of us had expected."
The Baltimore Ravens followed up their last second victory over the Dallas Cowboys with a petty post.
Buccaneers quarterback Baker Mayfield suffered a dislocated right thumb in the fourth quarter of Sunday's 23-16 loss to the Vikings, coach Todd Bowles said.
The Rams remain Super Bowl favorites after a heartbreaking loss, but a few contenders are closing in. See the latest odds.
"The Bear" drops his latest Top 10 rankings now that Week 4 is in the books. Can Texas hold on to No. 1? Where does Florida rank?
Does Drake Maye need to take a break? Are the Chiefs the NFL's best team? Is Justin Herbert to blame for Chargers' woes?
Bo Nix and the Broncos offense came alive after halftime, improving to 2-1 with a win over the Los Angeles Rams.
NFL superstars made history in Week 3, but the most unusual stat of the week came from a player who didn’t make a single catch.
The Texans are toast and the Pats might soon be as well. The Vikings are for real. Are the Raiders? Here are Ralph Vacchiano's top takeaways from Week 3.
Let's rank the eight wild-card teams who'll play this week for the chance to reach the Division Series.
Baltimore Ravens kicker Tyler Loop made a 56-yard field goal as time expired Sunday to beat the Dallas Cowboys 34-31, then celebrated with Cristiano Ronaldo's "Siu."
Kyle Larson got his second win of The Chase. And even though he's leading the pack in points, he's not getting too comfortable.
South Carolina coach Shane Beamer announced edge rusher Dylan Stewart has been suspended indefinitely after throwing a punch at an Alabama player.
Tech
It's so cuuuuuuute!
Provided you don't drive long distances every day, Level 1 charging could be all you need.
3D printers have become more advanced and user-friendly than they were ten years ago, but they may not be ready for the masses.
Foldable phones inherently have more weak points than bar phones, and the hinge mechanisms are susceptible to dust. Getting the right case matters.
Choosing between a soundbar and full surround system requires you to evaluate how much you care about convenience, immersion, price and more.
Google Maps can't be set as the default GPS app in CarPlay in most regions, but you can still make it easier to use while driving.
Your phone may be all you need until battery life, navigation or rough conditions start getting in the way.
If you have a MacBook sitting around collecting dust, you can give it new life by turning it into a home NAS server. Here's how to get started.
Goodwill has a pretty robust electronics refurbishment program.
The Microsoft co-founder said that the more present danger is bad actors with access to AI tools.
These speakers combine serious volume, big bass, portability, and the occasional karaoke session to bring the party anywhere.
I sent my cats’ saliva to the lab to get health and genetic insights sent to my inbox—with very different results.
These free iOS and Android apps create the physical friction you need to put down your phone.
Climate groups are latching onto the data center opposition movement, but it remains to be seen if they can get people to care about the facilities’ impact on the atmosphere.
Improving mood and increasing longevity are just some of the unfounded claims about this substance circling around the “natural” medicine corners of the internet.
By deactivating a gene, researchers were able to cause cells in the pancreatic ducts to produce insulin to regulate blood sugar.
In an era of increasingly sophisticated AI-fueled scams, a retro threat may be lurking in your mailbox.
Bring the gift everyone will want to win from this year’s holiday party, from a cute jacket for a beer can to magnets they’ll wish they could eat.
Forget about patchy internet connections and dead spots in the house. These WIRED-tested, multi-room mesh Wi-Fi systems will keep your whole house online.
Meta says Muse is just for adults, though its cuddly, Labubu-like mascot—and upcoming Tamagotchi-style AI device—may be disarming for users of all ages.
Entertainment
Lamar Odom is calling B.S. on ESPN's top 100 NBA players list -- he thinks they got it all wrong -- especially at number one! TMZ Sports ran into the retired hoops star at LAX this week and asked him about the recently revealed, much-debated list,…
Before this kid -- rockin' a bowl cut back in the early '90s -- grew up to be a professional snowboarder and skateboarder ... he was just stickin' his tongue and flexing his missing teeth for a photo. He's got 3 Olympic Gold medals to prove his…
AEW star PAC is dead at 40 ... stunning news that comes less than a day after he wrestled and appeared throughout the company's biggest show of the weekend. All Elite Wrestling announced PAC's death Sunday night, remembering the British wrestler --…
The Cornell frat brothers accused of drugging and gang-raping a student aren't in the clear yet ... prosecutors are reopening the case. Tompkins County D.A. Matthew Van Houten tells ABC News he plans to put the 2024 case before a grand jury with…
Taylor Swift turned the 2026 MTV VMAs into her own cinematic premiere ... debuting the star-studded video for her new single, "Patient Zero." The full video casts Taylor as "Patient Zero," while Colin Farrell and Dakota Johnson play lovers ... with…
Kacey Musgraves brought some Dolly sparkle to the 2026 MTV VMAs ... delivering an emotional rendition of "I Will Always Love You" in honor of the late country legend. Kacey returned to the VMAs stage in a curve-hugging pink sequined gown ...…
Madonna didn't ease into the 2026 MTV VMAs ... she blew the doors off with a sexy, star-studded opener featuring Sabrina Carpenter and Charli xcx. The Queen of Pop started the night with "Bring Your Love" ... teaming up with Sabrina for a steamy…
Taylor Swift just gave the 2026 MTV VMAs a serious jolt ... making a grand entrance in a shimmering silver and black look. The pop megastar hit the carpet in a sheer black top and sparkling silver skirt.Taylor seemingly posed from every angle ...…
Stars are pouring into the 2026 MTV VMAs ... Taylor Swift led the star-studded arrivals at the 2026 MTV VMAs ... joining a silver-clad Paris Hilton, Tyla and plenty more big names on the carpet. Chloe Bailey and Harry Jowsey were also among those…
Sen. John Fetterman had a major slip of the tongue ... as the centrist Democrat -- who often splits from his party -- called himself a "lifelong Republican." Fetterman made the gaffe while he was attending the Texas Tribune Festival Saturday ...…
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