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Black and Hispanic voter turnout could decide whether James Talarico breaks a 30-year Democratic drought in the Texas Senate race this fall.
Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva barely leads Flavio Bolsonaro in Brazil election polls as analysts say the vote could reshape conservatism in the Americas.
The American Culture Quiz is a weekly test of our national traits, trends, history and people. This time, test your knowledge of protein power, country chart-toppers and more.
The Supreme Court opens its new term with major cases on gun rights, voter citizenship and religious liberty amid record-low public approval ratings.
Willy Rice says pastors must "step up" on abortion, marriage, gender identity and immigration, arguing these political issues are deeply theological.
Former FBI special agent Nicole Parker says evidence from the Hookers' dinghy is being analyzed at Quantico as the Lynette Hooker case continues.
Uzbek-linked trucking companies in southwest Ohio face scrutiny over CDL fraud, English proficiency violations and fatal semi-truck crashes on U.S. roads.
K-9 Otis sniffed out roughly 440 pounds of cocaine during a California traffic stop after the driver's shifting stories raised red flags to responding officers.
William Contreras launched a go-ahead solo homer in the seventh inning as the Milwaukee Brewers edged the San Diego Padres 3-2 in NLDS Game 1.
A parking dispute near a youth football event at Leon Day Park in Baltimore turned deadly when two men allegedly opened fire on each other, killing a 12-year-old girl in the crossfire.
Satire
DUBAI — After a preliminary investigation, authorities believe the failed FlyDubai hijacker Hamam Al-Hammami was radicalized online by watching Ms. Rachel videos.
While the facts are still coming out in the Cornell case, some of the allegations appear to be a total reversal of the accuser's story from two years ago. It's left many asking the question: "how can I keep this from happening to me?" Fortunately, you can avoid being charged with rape at a ketamine-
CUPERTINO, CA — Apple confirmed it has fired senior battery engineer Daniel Li after he developed a prototype iPhone battery that lasted more than two hours on a single charge.
The post Chump To Receive No Compensation For Rescuing Children From Fire appeared first on The Onion.
AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND—Holding hands in a circle as candles flickered and water glasses trembled, employees of film discovery platform Letterboxd reportedly held a séance Friday to ask James Dean his four favorite movies. “Spirit of Mr. Dean, we’ve got the cameras rolling for our socials here,
Social media has ignited a recent surge in health-conscious Americans trying to up their fiber consumption. The Onion provides tips for maximizing the amount of fiber in your diet: Scrutinize food labels for phrases like “gut buster” and “organ hell.” Toast white bread to convert it to brown
LOS ANGELES—Smiling to himself as he reflected on all the years his mother and father had discouraged him from chasing his dream, local man Aaron Traylor told reporters Friday that his parents had been forced to eat crow ever since he made it as a Beetlejuice impersonator. “They told me I neede
The post ‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still appeared first on The Onion.
Six Flags Magic Mountain permanently closed its famous X2 roller coaster due to a history of riders incurring brain injuries, with some resulting in death. What do you think?
The post Six Flags Closes X2 Roller Coaster Due To Brain Injuries appeared first on The Onion.
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Madonna took home seven awards at the VMAs on Sunday, making her the night’s biggest winner. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Madonna’s return to the spotlight. Age: Physically pains your mom to hear Biggest Hit: Goes on for a minute too long Philanthropic Cause: Tiny leather
CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these
Sports
Arsenal, Real Madrid and Bayern Munich are all chasing Juventus winger Kenan Yildiz. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Alabama and Ohio State restore order in CFB as Florida, Mississippi State and Iowa get tough dose of reality.
We assess how the selection committee could stack the top teams in the country after Week 5.
Have Fall Classic or bust hopes this postseason? Here's why each remaining team could be playing late into October ... or get sent home next.
With or without Aaron Judge, the New York superstar's teammates have shown they are built for October.
FOX Sports' RJ Young shares his latest college football rankings after an exciting (or disappointing) Week 5 slate.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 4 Vikings vs. Dolphins game, as well as information on how to watch.
Colorado State head coach Jim Mora said defensive coordinator Tyson Summers was "no longer with the program" after he was relieved of his playcalling duties in the first half and left the sideline.
Jeremiah Smith likely cemented himself as the Heisman front-runner with another monster performance in which he also became Ohio State's career receptions and touchdown receptions leader during Saturday's 31-14 win over Iowa.
Tarik Skubal allowed one run in six dominant innings, retiring 15 straight batters in one stretch, and the Dodgers beat the Braves 5-3 on Saturday in Game 1 of their NL Division Series.
Miami handed Clemson its second-worst home loss under Dabo Swinney, beating the Tigers 41-13 on Saturday night, but the coach said he felt confident that his team could still compete for an ACC title despite the result, saying "the season ain't over."
Alabama took to social media to needle its Starkville hosts, writing "Not enough cowbells" in reference to Davis Wade Stadium's famous noise-making tradition.
Are Dabo Swinney and the Clemson Tigers adjusting enough to college football?
A statement win over your biggest rival? The USA's youngsters shined against Mexico.
The MLB Division Series kicked off with a bang on Saturday, with clutch homers, dominant pitching and a controversial call.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 4 Eagles vs. Rams game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 4 Texans vs. Cowboys game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 4 Buccaneers vs. Packers game, as well as information on how to watch.
The division series opened Saturday with four Game 1s, and the White Sox, Dodgers and Rays took early series leads.
The Brewers' win over the Padres ended with some controversy.
Tech
Meta and Ray-Ban’s new smart glasses have slightly better batteries and mics. And yes, they still have cameras.
Forget the wrapping paper and shipping. Go digital this year with subscriptions, ebooks, apps, and more.
Under the One Big Beautiful Bill Act, data center projects in rural areas could be eligible for major tax benefits starting next year. Some hyperscalers do not seem eager to take the free cash.
Keurig is ready to ditch the K-Cup with a compostable and plastic- and aluminum-free coffee pod, but the price is steep.
A global network of detectors are reporting some of the most substantial measurements yet of neutrinos created deep underground by the radioactive elements that power our planet’s tectonic activity.
If you're looking into a new sound system, you may be wondering if you need an amplifier as well. Here's how to tell and why amps even matter.
Explore how Apple's Mac Studio has evolved, with internal upgrades, performance gains, and subtle design changes shaping each new generation of the desktop.
Battery capacity often plays into battery life, but an impressive capacity stat doesn't translate to excellent battery life.
Is it too much to ask for some more colorful laptops?
You can host your own episode of Carpool Karaoke with the Dynamic Lyrics CarPlay widget.
DVI to HDMI adapters are a cheap and simple way to connect up old hardware, but don't expect miracles.
Your laptop's webcam is not usually an impressive piece of hardware, but you can help make up for its shortcomings.
A study suggests younger people are more likely to walk away if their preferred payment option isn't supported.
An attorney representing protestors said this infringes on First Amendment rights.
There's some solid free software that can help you keep tabs on your computer's health.
The price of anything with memory is skyrocketing thanks to AI. Aging streaming devices are no exception.
Millions have downloaded Meta’s AI agent Muse. But getting it to do your bidding comes with privacy costs.
Fed up with paying to stream music you’ll never actually own? Give the little silver disc a spin. Here’s how to start a CD collection or get more out of one you already have.
Want to untether your reading from Amazon? These Kindle alternatives deserve a spot on your nightstand.
After years of testing repellents, traps, and sprays, I found a few ways to keep the bugs at bay—and plenty that aren’t worth the effort.
Entertainment
Jada Pinkett Smith wants Will Smith's former friend, who is suing the actress and claiming she threatened him, to submit to a mental exam ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Jada is asking the judge to give her permission…
Spooky Season is here, so we're spotlighting the heck out of this pink-haired hottie who SLAYS! At this point, if you don’t know Slovak pop girl Adéla, you’ve definitely heard “Nicole Kidman” taking over your For You Page ... The…
How many stars can you name in this cast photo? From left to right ... One of the biggest heartthrobs in the early 2000s, he starred in "Pearl Harbor."She knows a thing or two about 50 shades of something ...She iconically wore a blue sweater, or…
Spooky season is creeping in ... and these celebs are turning up the heat in orange swimwear! Kylie Jenner, Chris Appleton, and "Selling Sunset" star Emma Hernan are bringing the pumpkin spice poolside ... rocking barely-there orange looks and…
Dakota Johnson took to NBC's iconic Studio 8H for her 'SNL' hosting duties -- but the "Verity" star wasn't alone for her monologue ... because Taylor Swift crashed the show. All eyes were on Dakota when she strutted on stage in a red latex dress…
Rihanna sounded off with a very minimal clapback at EJ Johnson ... after he complained about her being late to the Dior show at Paris Fashion Week. The drama all started when EJ shared a TikTok video about his time at PFW ... and complained that…
Three University of South Alabama students are under arrest after the FBI claims they threatened the life of President Donald Trump ahead of yesterday's rally on campus. Amare Woods, Cameron Lewis and Kayla Smith -- who were charged with threats…
Jordon Hudson proved she celebrates "Mean Girls" Day ... as she showed up to support her man Bill Belichick at Chapel Hill wearing a pink satin two-piece. Accessorizing with her trademark football-shaped purse ... Jordon also wore a championship…
The U.S. Coast Guard is searching for a missing medical plane carrying 6 people ... after it plunged nearly 13,000 feet in just a couple minutes. The plane -- a Latitude Air Ambulance Gulfstream G100 -- took off from Bermuda heading to Boston late…
Kim Kardashian has revealed that she was single for roughly half a decade after her split from Kanye West ... but that the decision to put her kids and herself first "felt great." Kim opened up about her singledom in an interview with The Times and…
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