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Jim Craig said this year’s U.S. Olympic hockey team proved it shares the 1980 squad’s belief and sacrifice, praising their effort ahead of the gold medal game vs. Canada.
American skater Mia Manganello won a bronze medal in the women’s mass start on Saturday at the Milano Speed Skating Stadium in her final race.
The Florida Senate passed the “Teddy Bridgewater Bill," making it legal for coaches to help players with personal funds, after the former quarterback was suspended for doing so.
President Donald Trump announced that a 10% worldwide tariff is now being raised to a "fully allowed" 15% in the wake of the Supreme Court's ruling.
President Donald Trump slams Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for stumbling through Taiwan defense question at Munich Security Conference, calling her diplomacy embarrassing.
Sen. John Kennedy calls Trump a “grizzly" as the president signs a new 10% global tariff order in response to the Supreme Court's 6-3 ruling.
Team USA skeleton athlete Kelly Curtis and Team Israel bobsled captain AJ Edelman defend American-born skier Eileen Gu's decision to represent China in the Winter Olympics.
Two separate avalanches in Utah killed an 11-year-old girl and a father this week, marking the state's first snowslide fatalities of the winter season.
U.S. military kills three alleged narco-terrorists in Pacific strike on suspected drug vessel, bringing total casualties to 147 across 42 operations.
Kamila Sellier suffered a cut near her eye after a crash with Kristen Santos-Griswold during the 1,500 meters at the Milan Cortina Olympics and was later treated for stitches.
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UTAH — A black man was seen in Utah today, obviously lost.
Investigative journalist James O'Keefe, famous for going undercover to source his groundbreaking stories, has built a legendary reputation as an unparalleled master of disguise.
CORTINA D'AMPEZZO — The gold medal hopes of one pair of U.S. athletes were dashed this week, as the American women's bobsled team came in last place after stopping to ask for directions.
The Potomac River, a waterway that winds through the nation’s capital, is in the midst of an ecological crisis after one of the largest sewage spills in U.S. history, with over 240 million gallons of raw human waste threatening the health of the river and the safety of those who depend on it. What
SAN DIEGO, CA — During a routine traffic stop, a California truck driver with a valid Class A driver's license was reportedly pulled over by law enforcement and cited after officers discovered he was a legal U.S. resident.
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TEL AVIV — Shortly after landing at Ben Gurion Airport to conduct an interview with U.S. Ambassador Mike Huckabee, commentator Tucker Carlson reportedly uncovered shocking evidence that Israel is controlled by the Jews.
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WASHINGTON—Exhausted from repeated efforts to explain the most basic aspect of political power, an aide to President Trump nevertheless began wearily explaining for the fifth time Friday why he couldn’t pardon the former Prince Andrew. “I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly
LONG BEACH, CA—Encouraging his child to put her language skills to good use, local father Paul Feldman urged his daughter Alice to show off her high school Spanish with a guy on the street speaking Spanish, sources confirmed Friday. “This is a great opportunity to show off that B+ you got in
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom's presidential prospects tanked sharply this week after the nation finally realized he was the guy running California.
BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Shifting uncomfortably in his chair and glancing around for the waiter, Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton was wondering if the fact his date kept describing her ex as “crazy” was a red flag, sources confirmed Friday. “She’s going on and on about all this allegedly insane
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following a ruling stripping him of his ability to impose emergency tariffs, a visibly furious President Donald Trump imposed a 1,000% tariff on the United States Supreme Court.
A U.S. district judge ruled Buffalo Wild Wings can continue to call its popular menu item “boneless wings” even though they are “essentially chicken nuggets.” What do you think?
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The U.S. and New Zealand are the only two countries in the world that allow direct-to-consumer prescription drug advertising. The Onion examines the pros and cons of pharmaceutical ads. PRO Great way to learn about exciting new side effects Lets international tourists visiting U.S. know exactly wh
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SAN ANTONIO—Remarking upon the charmed existence he had led since changing his course in life, former illustrator Allan Mansour confirmed Friday that the universe had practically been stumbling over itself to reward him for his decision to stop making art. “Gosh, my bank account is full, my pers
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Jaxon Smith-Njigba said he isn't overly concerned about getting a new deal done with the Super Bowl champion Seahawks. But when he does, the 2025 AP Offensive Player of the Year believes he should be the league's highest-paid wide receiver.
It has all come down to one game for ultimate glory in the 2026 Olympic men's hockey tournament.
The Blue Devils have won 17 consecutive games. They're undefeated in ACC play. But they remain a 3-seed.
After riding a four-game losing streak into February, the Terps have turned it around, winning four in a row.
Norway's Johannes Hoesflot Klaebo completed his historic gold medal sweep of the men's cross-country skiing events Saturday by winning his sixth race and set the record for the most golds by one athlete in a single Winter Olympics.
Top-ranked Canada beat the United States on Saturday for the bronze medal in women's curling at the Milan Cortina Olympics.
A chaotic, benches-clearing altercation in the final seconds of Friday's game between Saint Louis and VCU resulted in the Rams finishing the contest with only four players.
Former middleweight champ Sean Strickland blasted the UFC's fighter compensation, characterizing it as unfair and "predatory."
NFL teams looking for edge rusher help are in good shape this offseason; the free agent and draft classes have options. But what about the other 10 positions?
Check out what to know about the best games from this week's men's college basketball slate.
Seattle Seahawks wide receiver Jaxon Smith-Njigba made his case for why he should be the highest-paid wide receiver in the NFL.
The college football news cycle never stops. With that in mind, here's a tracker of offseason buzz across the sport.
Pittsburgh Pirates legend and Hall of Fame second baseman Bill Mazeroski has died at the age of 89.
Only one men's college basketball team remains undefeated in the 2025-2026 season.
Trey Kaufman-Renn scored 20 points and Braden Smith added 15 points and eight assists, helping No. 7 Purdue rout rival Indiana 93-64.
Munetaka Murakami had two hits and two RBIs in his Cactus League debut with the Chicago White Sox.
Here are five things to know about Purdue forward Trey Kaufman-Renn.
Ranking the five best new MLS kits, according to Alexi Lalas.
The automated ball-strike challenge system is coming to MLB in 2026, with teams getting two challenges per game to appeal ball-strike calls and retaining them if successful
Tech
Tesla is still on the hook for $243 million after a US judge rejected the EV maker's bid to overturn a jury verdict from last year. On Friday, US District Judge Beth Bloom upheld the jury's decision to hold Tesla partially responsible for a deadly crash that happened in 2019 and involved the self-dr
A recent Amazon Web Services (AWS) outage that lasted 13 hours was reportedly caused by one of its own AI tools, according to reporting by Financial Times. This happened in December after engineers deployed the Kiro AI coding tool to make certain changes, say four people familiar with the matter.
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Apple’s AirTag is designed to help people keep track of personal belongings like keys, bags and luggage. But because AirTags and other Bluetooth trackers are small and discreet, concerns about unwanted tracking are understandable. Apple has spent years building safeguards into the AirTag and the F
Gather ‘round, it’s time to catch up on the latest batch of Engadget reviews. Whether you missed our in-depth testing of Sony’s latest flagship earbuds or a truly unique ASUS laptop, I’ve compiled our recent reviews so you can get up to speed quickly. Read on for the list that also includes
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. As a reminder, the latest edition of Steam Next Fest runs from February 23 until March 2, during which you'll be able to check out demos for hundreds of upcoming games. A bunch are available already, including one for Denshatt
Headphone jacks are endangered, but they’re not gone. Here are our favorite smartphones that still let you plug and play.
You might assume all monitors under $200 are terrible. But after trying some out, I found a few that defy expectations.
From pins to mascots to Swatch watches, memorabilia from the Milano Cortina Games is showing up on sites like eBay and Vinted.
Plus: The cybersecurity community grapples with Epstein files revelations, the US State Department plans an online anti-censorship “portal” for the world, and more.
By typing simple, text-based commands into Windows' PowerShell, you can quickly install apps directly from the Microsoft Store—all without the typical ads or clutter.
After just two months, my husband saw enough hair regrowth that his college friends commented on it.
From disappointments to scandals to Madison Chock and Evan Bates’ silver medal, figure skating brought some of the biggest surprises of the Milano Cortina Games. We talked to Adam Rippon to find out why.
Following increased surveillance and patrols of routes used by transnational drug-trafficking networks, Mexican authorities have seized approximately 10 tons of cocaine in the past week alone.
The president signed an executive order implementing 10 percent global tariffs after calling the justices who struck down his signature trade policy a “disgrace.”
Despite Friday’s SCOTUS ruling, many tariffs affecting the auto industry will remain. So will the other dynamics that have led to today’s historically high car prices.
Phil Spencer, CEO of Microsoft Gaming, is retiring, Satya Nadella has announced. Asha Sharma, the President of Microsoft's CoreAI division is taking over Spencer's role, while Sarah Bond, the current President of Xbox, is resigning."I am long on gaming and its role at the center of our consumer ambi
Samsung’s 2025 was filled with new foldables, an ultra-thin new form factor and the launch of Google's XR platform. After making some announcements at CES 2026, the company has announced its first Galaxy Unpacked of the year will take place on February 25, where it is expected to introduce the Gal
Tunic publisher claims TikTok ran 'racist, sexist' AI ads for one of its games without its knowledge
Indie publisher and developer Finji has accused TikTok of using generative AI to alter the ads for its games on the platform without its knowledge or permission. Finji, which published indie darlings like Night in the Woods and Tunic, said it only became aware of the seemingly modified ads after be
OpenAI is reportedly hard at work developing a series of AI-powered devices, including smart glasses, a smart speaker and a smart lamp. According to reporting by The Information, the AI company has a team of over 200 employees dedicated to the project.
The first product scheduled to be released is r
The Artemis 2 launch is edging closer as NASA has now set a target date for the 10-day mission to get underway. The agency is aiming to launch as soon as March 6 following a successful wet dress rehearsal on Thursday. The first attempt, which took place in early February, failed due to a hydrogen le
Entertainment
"American Idol" alum Caleb Flynn appeared in court on Friday after being charged with murdering his wife ... and he's standing by the fact that he just wants to care for his two daughters, who were allegedly asleep in another room during the time…
DJ Young Slade -- Lil Jon's son -- was laid to rest this week after his father confirmed his death earlier this month. Lil Jon took to Instagram to share a heartfelt tribute video of his late son and added, "On the first day of Ramadan…
Eric Dane's girlfriend -- Janell Shirtcliff -- is breaking her silence on the late actor's death, posting an emotional photo dump to her Instagram from their time spent together. Janell took to Instagram Saturday morning to share a flurry of photos…
Bill Mazeroski -- Pittsburgh Pirates legend and Baseball Hall of Famer -- has died at the age of 89. The Pirates issued a statement announcing his death on Saturday morning, saying, "It is with a heavy heart that we relay the news of the passing of…
Gabourey Sidibe’s husband -- Brandon Frankel -- has revealed he’s battling Stage 1 papillary thyroid cancer ... and he says pushing doctors to listen may have saved his life. The husband of the "American Horror Story" actress shared the news…
Nancy left in an Uber at 5:32 PM to have dinner at her daughter Annie's house in Tucson, Arizona. At 9:48 PM, Nancy's son-in-law, Tommaso Cioni, dropped her back off at her home. Tommaso, Annie's husband, reportedly waited 2 minutes for Nancy to…
The "American Idol" alum charged with murdering his wife allegedly shot her inside their Ohio home while their two children slept in another room, according to a new report. Caleb Flynn was arrested Thursday on charges of murder, assault and…
'Real Housewives of Orange County' alum Meghan King accused her ex-husband Jim Edmonds of leaking her cell phone to sex workers to harass her years ago ... something she mentioned to cops while reporting recent harassing phone threats from an…
Jessica Alba and Danny Ramirez's relationship heated up quickly ... but, ya gotta wonder if they're soulmates -- and, an expert astrologer is here to find out. Vaunted evolutionary astrologer Richard James checked Jessica and Danny's star charts --…
Sky Bri's hottest shots are sure to blow the internet sky-high ... click through her beautiful birthday gallery to see for yourself! The OnlyFans star turned 27 on Saturday ... and she's spent another year dominating the internet with a series of…
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