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Video shows Mayor Zohran Mamdani jumping into an East Harlem pool in a suit, but the event turned into a clash with Bruce Blakeman over remarks about a Dem congressional candidate.
Lisa Leslie says WNBA officials should have caught Alyssa Thomas shoving her fist into Caitlin Clark's throat, calling for better league consistency.
At least six people injured when a duck boat, a popular Boston tourist attraction, tipped on its side at a Cambridge boat ramp, with two injuries classified as "more serious" by police.
The USMNT faces Bosnia and Herzegovina first, but Belgium, Spain, and other global powers await in a knockout path that could make World Cup history.
Scott Eastwood reveals on the "Joe Rogan Experience" how Clint Eastwood shielded his children from Hollywood fame while raising them in Carmel.
Stevie Nicks and Tim McGraw are reportedly set to perform at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's rumored Madison Square Garden wedding celebration event.
The Chicago Bears join the Hallmark movie lineup with "Holiday Touchdown: A Bears Love Story," set to begin production this summer in Chicago.
Sophie Cunningham says players are targeting Caitlin Clark and rips the WNBA and refs for doing absolutely nothing to protect the Fever star.
A parent ranks his Mt. Rushmore of Pixar movies after watching them on repeat, featuring "Toy Story 2," "Finding Nemo" and more top favorites.
Saritha Komatireddy says Medicaid fraud recoveries fell from $168 million to $31 million under Letitia James and vows to add 20 prosecutors.
Satire
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom opened up his laptop and fired up ChatGPT this morning to find out what his political positions will be this week.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have reacted with outrage and fury that President Trump could force Haitians to leave the evil, racist country known as the United States.
The newly opened Barack Obama Presidential Center contains so much more than documents from Obama's time in office; there are dozens of incredible, interactive exhibits for visitors of all ages.
NEW YORK, NY — Cuban Americans across the city reportedly took to the sea, eager to once again escape the terrors of communism in homemade rafts that some believed may not even be capable of making the trip.
BRIGHTON, MI — It was a dark day for competitive hobby horsing on Friday as up-and-coming hobby horseman Phillip Ryder tragically broke his leg and had to be put down.
CHICAGO—Stunning longtime fans with its climactic conclusion, FX series The Bear reportedly ended Friday with a continuous 45-minute shot of protagonist Carmy screaming while stirring tomato sauce. “After so many tense scenes and multifaceted characters, I’m glad we could provide the perfect f
WASHINGTON—Expressing concerns about the charged, inflammatory rhetoric used to promote the 16-day exposition, local prize hog Benny “Big Bones”Carmichael announced Friday that he would be dropping out of the Great American State Fair due to the event’s political nature. “After carefully r
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After Iran once again fired on ships in the Strait of Hormuz despite an agreement not to, President Donald Trump began to think that perhaps the Iranian government might not be so trustworthy after all.
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Admitting that the vast gulf between media depictions and reality had come as a total shock, German World Cup fan Fabian Lindemann told reporters Friday that he could not believe how different the real United States was from the country’s depiction in the 2006 Pixar film Cars
SAN FRANCISCO—Claiming that the character would have been depicted as a titillating working breed if it weren’t for the “woke mob,” DC fans reportedly flocked to social media Friday to blast the dog from Supergirl as not even hot. “It’s hard to believe anyone finds this attractive,” w
FLUSHING, NY—Asserting that it was the least the franchise could do to reward the loyal fanbase that had stuck with the team through so many ups and downs, local Mets fan Paul Sutera told reporters Friday that all he was asking for was one fucking season where they win every single game they play.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Supreme Court ruled 6-3 on Tuesday that the words "temporary" and "forever" are different, bucking years of tradition.
PARIS — According to locals, the current heat wave in France had become so severe that French citizens began considering wearing deodorant.
U.S. — Former National Security Advisor John Bolton pleaded guilty in federal court this morning for failing to store stolen classified documents in his garage behind a Corvette.
NEW YORK CITY—Touting the discovery as a breakthrough in understanding the behavioral patterns of the insects, Rockefeller University researchers published a study Friday revealing that mosquitos are more attracted to people branded with the Mosquito God’s rune of punishment. “After several ro
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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R) will be facing James Talarico (D) in the race for a U.S. Senate seat this November. Here’s everything you need to know about the Republican candidate. Angle Of Smirk: 34 degrees Signature Style: Rushing to put belt back on Campaign Slogan: “Come Alone With S
The oldest soccer ball in the world, believed to be 500 years old, will be on display for the first time in the United States, traveling all the way to Miami from Scotland. What do you think?
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Sports
Which top picks from the 2026 NHL draft should you draft for next season's fantasy hockey teams?
England earned a 2-0 win over Panama and topped Group L, but only after an almost painful first-half bereft of clear-cut chances.
Then there were 32. Or we're getting there, anyway. So, let's review why each team still alive at the 2026 World Cup could win the whole thing -- and why each probably won't.
Now that all the selections have been made, what stands out the most?
Which teams added the most value this weekend? Who whiffed badly? We grade all 32 here.
Haeran Ryu shot a 4-under 68 on Saturday afternoon, a score that tied her for the lowest round of the day, and she eventually took a one-shot lead over Brooke Henderson after three rounds of the Women's PGA Championship in Chaska, Minnesota.
Major moves have already rocked the summer, but work remains for all 30 teams. Here's how each can ace the next stage of their offseason.
The Buffalo Bills will not honor former running back O.J. Simpson among the franchise's legends at their new stadium, the team announced.
The Magic on Saturday waived forward Jonathan Isaac, which will save Orlando $6.5 million, according to ESPN's Bobby Marks.
Canada coach Jesse Marsch said Alphonso Davies is available to play ahead of Canada's round of 32 game against South Africa on Sunday.
Harry Kane went from an invisible first half to England's leading World Cup goal scorer
Croatia and Ghana played an entertaining match with both teams now primed for the knockout stage at the World Cup.
Everything you need to know about extra time at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Everything you need to know about the penalty kick ahead of the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Check out the latest 2026 FIFA World Cup odds for Team USA after its Round of 32 matchup against Bosnia and Herzegovina was announced.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
England's superstars got it done vs. Panama, even if they had to work for it. Here are four takeaways from the match.
Here's the latest look at some of the most notable news around the World Cup.
See the latest odds for which countries are favored to win their respective groups.
Tech
People in Europe will soon lose access to Studio Canal movies they paid for on the PlayStation Store.
Do the benefits of features like dimming and scheduling make up for the constant energy draw needed for connectivity?
The lawsuit dates back to a deadly incident in Arizona in 2023.
Prime Day is officially over, but many of our favorite, hand-picked deals are still available through the weekend.
The 8-mile pipeline would bring fuel for Starship to the company's Starbase.
The Pocket Micro 2 has a larger battery, improved controls and even a 3.5mm headphone jack.
Amazon's Kindle AI features help you read beyond the lines, so long as you have the right ereader.
"Think Her Story, but weirder."
A roundup of recent reviews published by Engadget.
How to decide which of these surround sound formats is best for your home theater.
NASA is testing a 'cryocoupler' developed by L3Harris for in-orbit refueling.
It’s not often you can score discounts from the outdoor-coded Canadian company that makes understated and stylish performance clothing.
Everyone is sick of spam calls and creeper sites that show weirdos where you live—but can any service solve it?
Plus: Former national security advisor John Bolton pleads guilty in classified-materials case, Microsoft helps take down major infostealer infrastructure, and more.
Whether you need a tent, sleeping pad, rain jacket, or new pack, REI’s Independence Day sale has something for everyone.
Factors like the short interval between the two powerful quakes and different types of soil led to some structures collapsing while others stayed standing.
Times are hard in 2026. These Amazon Prime Day deals under $100 on earbuds, Kindles, and other tested products should help make life just a little bit easier.
After weeks of negotiations, the White House permitted Anthropic to grant access to its most advanced AI model to a select group of US companies and government agencies.
Despite the surprise price increases to iPads and Macs, there are some fantastic Prime Day deals still left to shop.
With discourse about Christopher Nolan’s epic already raging, first viewer reactions will come from mainstream press, not content creators. Some critics are gloating over this break from the norm.
Entertainment
Victoria Lee Robinson was coping with a family tragedy when things exploded with Tom Sandoval ... 'cause TMZ has learned her grandfather was in hospice during the chaotic weeks leading up to the fire pit fight. Sources close to Victoria tell TMZ…
Gorkys Hernandez -- a former MLB player -- revealed his wife, Deisy Maria Tovar De Hernandez, was killed during the devastating earthquakes in Venezuela earlier this week. The veteran baseball player announced the news via Instagram Saturday ...…
Victoria Lee Robinson and her father showed up at Tom Sandoval's house Friday ... the day after they were kicked out of the house by a judge. It's unclear if they were packing up their belongings, but Victoria and Will were seen at the reality…
Louis Farrakhan's wife of more than 70 years has passed away ... the Nation of Islam announced Saturday. The religious organization released a statement ... beginning with a verse from the Quran before stating Mother Khadijah Farrakhan -- the…
Summer started just a few days ago ... but Alessandra Ambrosio's already in the swing of the season -- putting on a scorching display. The model stopped by a beach in Miami on Friday ... pulling up in a baby blue workout ensemble, which she quickly…
Dean McDermott's celebrating a huge milestone in his sobriety journey ... revealing to fans he's been clean and sober for three years -- and encouraging others stuck in addiction to seek help. The actor shared a video on Instagram on Friday ...…
Donald Trump's comparing throwback pics against Barack Obama's ... flaunting his put-together military style -- while seemingly roasting his predecessor for lighting up. POTUS posted a split-photo comparing the two in their younger days ...…
Lauren Jauregui hit a major milestone today ... the Fifth Harmony alum just turned the big 3-0. In honor of Lauren's latest trip around the sun, we simply had to celebrate the sultry singer in all her gorgeous glory ... with hot shots, of course!…
Courteney Cox and Johnny McDaid fans might start to "Scream" like Gale Weathers when they hear this ... the longtime couple has reportedly separated. According to a new report from the Daily Mail ... the pair ended their romance of more than a…
Jasmine Pineda and Gino Palazzolo are officially divorced ... but she's not walking away from the split quietly -- spilling all the details on the divorce settlement in a public statement. The former Mrs. Palazzolo's team released a statement…
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