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Spencer Pratt admitted he won't rebuild his Palisades wildfire-destroyed home unless he wins LA's mayoral race, and threatened to leave the city otherwise.
Human intelligence penetrated deep local networks to kill ISIS West Africa commander al-Minuki, described as the group's biggest loss in years.
Caitlin Clark made WNBA history after the league awarded her two omitted assists from the Fever's overtime thriller ahead of Sunday's Fever vs Storm game.
Angel Reese's Atlanta Dream home debut featured just one made field goal, eight turnovers and a benching during an 85-84 loss to the Las Vegas Aces.
Sabrina Carpenter turned heads in a sheer butter yellow gown over visible white lace lingerie at the star-studded Dior Cruise 2027 show in Los Angeles.
Brooke Shields reflects on being labeled a sex symbol at a young age and says comedy was where she was always happiest throughout her career.
Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman blames Gov. Kathy Hochul for the LIRR strike crisis, accusing her of driving New York commuters into chaos.
Sen. John Kennedy says Trump's endorsement had a "huge impact" in Louisiana's Senate race, where Rep. Julia Letlow topped incumbent Bill Cassidy.
Videos show two Navy jets colliding midair at an Idaho air show, with four parachutes deploying before the aircraft crashed and exploded.
Jessica Alba gives fans a glimpse into her intense fitness routine, sharing sweaty gym selfies and workout clips on TikTok and Instagram this week.
Satire
LONDON — London Mayor Sadiq Khan was deeply confused by protests over the weekend where no one was shouting "Death To Jews."
U.S. — The Associated Press has warned that despite their deadly nature, medieval trebuchets are mostly exempt from firearm regulations in the United States.
TUCSON, AZ — Local man Dale Swanson declined to have his double scoops of mint chocolate chip and strawberry ice cream served in a delicious waffle cone, instead opting to have it in a blasphemous paper cup instead.
U.S. — Teenagers across the nation are discovering a hip new alternative to vaping, called "smoking cigarettes."
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The U.S. Senate unanimously approved a resolution to withhold their own paychecks in the event of a government shutdown, although they would still receive backpay after the future shutdowns end. What do you think?
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DENVER—In an expression of overwhelming confidence in their innate animal magnetism, the majority of men who participated is a study published Friday by researchers at the University of Colorado stated that they could seduce a bear if their life depended on it. “Nearly 70% of male respondents cl
A 59,000-year-old neanderthal tooth unearthed from a cave in modern-day Russia revealed the earliest known evidence of dentistry, with it appearing as though someone drilled out a cavity. What do you think?
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The Trump administration has targeted NPR, PBS, and their affiliates. The Onion shares tips for supporting public media. Contact your senator with thoughts on the Downton Abbey finale. While grocery shopping, text Morning Edition to see if they need anything. If you know the identity of a famed se
HENDERSON, NV—Solemnly nodding in agreement as they took turns speaking, each person engaged in an intense dinner conversation at a local restaurant Tuesday was reportedly under an entirely different impression as to which of the world’s horrific news stories they were discussing. According to s
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Aaron Petrov, 75, died suddenly Saturday at a very confusing murder mystery party.
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President Trump, when asked whether the economic hardships felt by Americans would motivate him to reach a deal with Iran, claimed “not even a little bit,” insisting his only concern was preventing the Middle East nation from procuring a nuclear weapon. What do you think?
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Sports
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A third straight second-round loss for the Cavaliers would invite enormous questions about their superstars -- and rival teams are watching.
Manchester United beat Nottingham Forest 3-2 as Bruno Fernandes tied the Premier League assist record with Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry.
Astros second baseman Jose Altuve has a left oblique strain and will be placed on the injured list, manager Joe Espada said.
Denny Hamlin edged teammate Chase Briscoe on Sunday to win NASCAR's All-Star Race, which saw several crashes during the first two segments collect more than half the 36-car field.
The Mariners are calling up star prospect Colt Emerson, adding the No. 6-ranked prospect to the lineup for his major league debut.
The resurgent Phillies improved to 14-4 under interim manager Don Mattingly on Sunday and snuck over the .500 mark, at 24-23, for the first time since April 7 as Philadelphia blanked the Pittsburgh Pirates 6-0, completing a three-game sweep.
Kurt Kitayama tied the lowest final round in major championship history with a 7-under 63 at the PGA Championship.
Ronda Rousey's first MMA fight in 10 years lasted only 17 seconds, as the former UFC champion quickly submitted Gina Carano via armbar to win their main event bout.
Does Rodgers have anything left? Will the Steelers' offense look the same as it did in 2025? And can running it back actually work for Pittsburgh?
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Denny Hamlin took the checkered flag at the Monster Mile track on Sunday, beating out Chase Briscoe.
Chelsea have officially confirmed the appointment of Xabi Alonso as their new manager on a four-year deal, signaling a major shift in the club's hierarchical structure.
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An apparent mistake by the fourth official has forced Neymar off the field in the 65th minute of Santos' 3-0 loss to Coritiba, the club's last match before Brazil’s World Cup squad is announced Monday.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Lionel Messi might be entering the twilight of his legendary career, but the Inter Miami superstar has no intention of slowing down ahead of the 2026 World Cup.
Here are the results from Week 8 of the 2026 UFL season.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules and results for all eight teams.
Tech
The movie officially hits theaters May 22.
The lawsuit claims that Amazon owes 'hundreds of millions' in refunds to its users.
The game has sold 70 million copies over its 15-year run, Re-Logic said.
The rumored movement shooter is still in pre-alpha and without a release date.
Users can choose between keeping conversations for 30 days, one year or forever, according to Bloomberg.
It's called Cats Lock, and it's kind of genius.
The Oto Smart Sprinkler makes it easy to keep your lawn watered—as long as it gets three hours a day of direct sun to stay charged.
I grilled, smoked, seared, cleaned, and synced digital temp controllers to find the best grill option for every cookout and tailgate.
These free debt calculators help you set up payment plans to get back in the black.
Bowling centers apply oil to their lanes using a machine that works like a giant inkjet printer. The pattern in which it’s applied can change everything about how the ball travels.
The discovery from the Trinity nuclear test site shows how extreme conditions can result in materials never before seen in nature or in the lab.
As reconstruction materials remain blocked, Palestinians are crushing debris into interlocking blocks to build shelters from destruction.
Here's what we read (and liked) this week.
Reuters reported that SpaceX could make the initial announcement by next Wednesday.
No more frustrating deaths in between save points.
A roundup of recent reviews published by Engadget.
States across the US are looking to take major sources of pollution and use them to generate much-needed power.
Go fully hands-free with these tips for Android and iOS.
Plus: Instructure’s Canvas ransomware debacle comes to a close, an alleged dark net market kingpin gets arrested, OpenAI workers fall victim to a supply chain attack, and more.
Grow a backyard’s worth of greens and vegetables in your house with a vertical hydroponic garden. Here are a few that might be worth the investment.
Entertainment
Bob Saget's wife Kelly Rizzo honored him on what would’ve been his 70th birthday ... sharing an emotional tribute alongside a sweet throwback clip of him smiling blowing out birthday candles. In the emotional IG post from Sunday, Kelly reflected…
Cardi B rocked a different kind of diamond this weekend ... a baseball diamond. The mother of 4 stepped up to the plate this weekend to throw out the first pitch at her son Wave's baseball game ... but she made it clear the experience came with a…
2:31 PM PT -- Officials have announced the fire has been contained, all four crew members are in stable condition, and The Thunderbirds will be doing a meet and greet to sign autographs Two fighter jets collided midair during an air show at…
Brandon Clarke's fiancée Amber Lorraine is mourning his heartbreaking loss ... revealing the two were preparing to get married before his sudden death last week. Amber shared an emotional tribute to Instagram Sunday alongside a series of photos…
Caitlin Rance is shutting down the chatter after getting spotted with pal Sarah Jane Ramos’ ex, Dak Prescott -- making it crystal clear she’s still flying solo. In a post on her IG Story, Caitlin joked alongside a friend that now felt like the…
Philadelphia Eagles star A.J. Brown officially tied the knot this weekend, and TMZ Sports obtained photos from the luxury California ceremony. Sources tell us the A.J. married with fiancée Kelsey Riley on May 16 at Montage Laguna Beach, with…
It's that time of year ... when Hollywood's rich and famous add a little pomp and circumstance into the mix. So many celebs have something to celebrate during graduation season -- whether that's honorary diplomas, their kids finishing school, or…
Tyson Fury’s daughter Venezuela Fury had one seriously lavish wedding weekend with her hubby Noah Price -- and TMZ’s got a gorgeous peek inside the big day. Check out the gallery and clip ... Tyson’s 16-year-old daughter looked stunning in…
Elsie Hewitt’s keeping it brutally real about single motherhood -- and glam clearly ain’t top of the priority list right now! The newly-single model hopped on social media from her couch to clap back at comments about her appearance during a…
Alex Cooper was keeping a low profile just days before announcing her pregnancy with hubby Matt Kaplan. We caught up with the “Call Her Daddy” host out and about last week to ask all about the drama with Alix Earle ... but Cooper had no time to…
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