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Louis Oosthuizen cited schedule concerns with LIV 2.0 as a key reason for leaving, with only four players committing before the October 25 deadline.
Wedgewood Polling admitted to fabricating data, shaking key races including the Michigan Senate primary between Abdul El-Sayed and Mallory McMorrow.
A sentencing error cut Andrew Luster's 124-year prison term to 50 years, and a victim's letter asking for leniency played a key role in the outcome.
Ilhan Omar's campaign video breaks her silence after the DHS raid on her D.C. home, accusing Trump of trying to intimidate political enemies.
Jordan Elliott grabbed a firearm from his car after a heated practice altercation with J.C. Latham, leading the Tennessee Titans to cut him.
Alexander Michael Evanoff allegedly sent a secret sex recording to a Sigma Alpha Epsilon group chat at the University of North Carolina at Charlotte.
Brooke Hanlon's autopsy confirms sharp force injuries as her cause of death, but the Morris County Prosecutor's Office has made no arrests in the case.
LeBron James fired back at a Knicks fan during his Philadelphia 76ers debut at Madison Square Garden, defending his Ohio roots in a heated exchange.
George Weiner built PACspam.org to trace who sends nonstop political fundraising texts after blocking numbers repeatedly failed to stop the messages.
John Thune says Republicans will outperform the polls in toss-up senate races despite shifting campaign cash away from Georgia and into Kansas.
Satire
SALEM, OR — After the tragic elementary school attack in the city of Bend, Oregon lawmakers have gathered in a renewed effort to ban the sort of gun that was used to take down the school shooter.
Beyond its laws and leaders, what has allowed the United States to prosper for so long is the unique physiology of its most ardent citizens. Here is a complete diagram of a patriot's brain.
The post Diagram Of A Patriot’s Brain appeared first on The Onion.
With the election fast approaching, the stakes for democracy couldn’t be clearer. We’re deciding the fate of our country for the next two years. Because of that, some voters will base their decisions purely on party. Others have specific issues in mind. But for me there’s only one issue that m
SALT LAKE CITY—Emphasizing that the ban on electronic recording devices was a rule, not a suggestion, singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers reportedly sent a warning to fans at the Delta Center on Wednesday by executing a phone on stage. “Well, well, well, what do we have here?” said Bridgers, hol
WASHINGTON—In a new attempt to promote efficiency and unity in the way the Americans communicate, President Donald Trump issued an executive order Wednesday that designated shaking an empty beer can at one’s wife as the official language of the United States. “With the overwhelming majority of
The post Fans Worry Achilles Tear May Not Be End Of Ben Simmons’ Career appeared first on The Onion.
PARIS — Devastating riots across France paused briefly this morning, and once this afternoon, for the Islamic call to prayer. It is expected to pause again this evening.
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Eagles starting quarterback Jalen Hurts has suffered a devastating Pfizer injury, ruling him out for the rest of the season.
KANSAS CITY, MO — Staff and onlookers broke out into rapturous applause after local hero Tom Kelson survived watching his wife undergo a C-section.
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a statement to Congress regarding former NBA players who have applied for the WNBA draft, the Women's National Basketball Association has clarified that it defines a woman as an "adult human lesbian."
RENO, NV — Local college student Ethan Connor experienced a major dating setback Tuesday after the girl he had been secretly pining over for eight months referred to him as her "brother in Christ."
FRANCE — French shop owners across the nation have begun hanging hams over their doorposts so the hordes of rioters will pass by their shops and leave their property unscathed.
NEW YORK—Frantically fluffing pillows and folding blankets in preparation for unannounced visitors, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was spotted tidying up her apartment this week in case federal agents stopped by for a raid. “You never know when you’re going to have sudden company come breaking
The post Is Pete Hegseth’s Bold Pledge To ‘Kill Everyone’ By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream? appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar vehemently denied any wrongdoing amid ongoing allegations she committed immigration fraud, saying she only married her brother for love.
ATLANTA — Officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced today that they are confident this year's flu shot will be highly effective against last year's strain of flu.
The post LeBron James Squeezes Eyes Shut To Avoid Catching Glimpse Of Philadelphia During Commute appeared first on The Onion.
LOS ANGELES—Noting that one’s own life often provided the best material, Whalefall novelist and screenwriter Daniel Kraus revealed Tuesday that the story was inspired by the time he ate a scuba diver. “My best writing usually comes from a personal place, and Whalefall is no different,” said
HILL OF TARA, IRELAND—Visibly beaming as he took in the crisp weather and mist-swathed heath on his way to the stone circle, local druid Fográith of the Mountains announced Friday that he was really loving this cloak weather. “Oh man, there’s nothing better than when you feel that first nip
Sports
In his first year at Kentucky, Stein has the Wildcats in the College Football Playoff hunt.
After an unprecendented amount of change in 2025, let's take stock of how those new coaches are doing.
The scrap early in the second quarter of Tuesday night's season opener offered some symbolism for Chet Holmgren and his Thunder teammates. Holmgren landed with a thud. As he got back to his feet, his teammates had his back.
From the Longhorns to the Dawgs, a bunch of top teams bottomed out in Week 7.
Ex-Titans DL Jordan Elliott was attempting to retrieve a gun from his car after an altercation with a teammate last week, a source confirmed to NFL Network.
Yankees general manager Brian Cashman has reached a new deal with the team to continue in the post he's held since 1998.
Mike Locksley, who was 39-54 in eight seasons as football coach at Maryland, has been fired amid the Terrapins' 12-game Big Ten losing streak, sources told ESPN.
Bills defensive back Sam Franklin Jr. was suspended one game for unsportsmanlike conduct that the league said was a spitting incident against the Raiders.
LeBron James opened his 24th season with 14 points, nine rebounds and seven assists and even had a defensive impact as a center in his Sixers debut.
Saints general manager Mickey Loomis said he understands the recent criticism from owner Gayle Benson but asked for patience with what he called a "young developing team."
New Orleans Saints general manager Mickey Loomis says he understands the recent criticism from owner Gayle Benson but asked for patience with what he called a “young developing team."
The Maryland Terrapins have reportedly fired head coach Mike Locksley.
Nearly half of the 2026 MLB playoff field has gone at least 20 years without a World Series championship, and now one of the Brewers and Rays is guaranteed their first title.
What happens to conference title games? Should more home playoff games be implemented? Joel Klatt shares his pros and cons of the 24 team College Football Playoff format.
Across college football, many teams have turned to their backup quarterback. Here's how it's impacting their seasons.
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Tech
At Nvidia’s GTC in Berlin, Huang unveiled their new plug-in data center—the DSX Pod—as the key to unlocking Europe’s AI infrastructure lag. Oh, and autonomous humanoid robotics.
Just tap the new Gemini icon to get started.
Trying to fill a OnePlus-shaped hole, Oppo plays it a little safe.
Avoid phone FOMO with our favorite smartphones that aren’t officially sold stateside but are available in markets like the UK and Europe.
The PHP Foundation has revealed two serious vulnerabilities that could impact millions of websites. Security experts warn that failure to quickly patch the flaws could have dire consequences.
The new retail location is set to open by 2029.
Hackers around the world are all-in on using agentic AI to wage attacks—and manipulating tools like Anthropic’s Claude to help them carry out their crimes.
We played several hours of Sega's next big crime-thriller, and so far the Like a Dragon series is getting its most bold entry to date.
Get ready for winter: Darn Tough socks are on sale at REI.
The company plans to offer testosterone replacement therapy, marking its first foray into prescribing controlled substances.
It doesn’t reinvent the wheel, but with a friendly user interface, great remote, and below-average price, it doesn’t have to.
Sometimes the same product is sold under multiple brands, which means you might not be getting the best gear.
The company is suspending the feature after security researchers discovered how easy it was to access sensitive information shared with the AI assistant.
SpaceX has released a demo showing how it intends to catch Starship's upper stage, which could happen as soon as next month.
Apple made an astonishingly good first foldable. Now iOS and third-party apps need time to catch up.
Even though it's heavy and expensive, Apple's first foldable handset is a treat for iPhone users unwilling to switch to Android.
From a calendar that keeps my family organized to a frame that rescues photos from my camera roll, these favorites make thoughtful gifts.
The web is a bit of a hot mess today following the discovery of two severe vulnerabilities.
OpenAI reveals that its agents misbehaved by switching off the system monitoring them for misbehaviors.
Subaru will halt the sale of gas-powered vehicles in favor of an all-electric lineup in Europe no later than 2027.
Entertainment
Russell Brand allegedly told a woman he wanted to push her body even further after months of no communication, following an incident in which she claims he raped her. The actor's jury trial in the UK continued Wednesday ... and a fifth alleged…
Fans of the Minnesota Wild got more than they bargained for during the broadcast of Tuesday night's game against the Edmonton Oilers ... when someone threw out an NSFW word that got picked up by a hot mic. The incident happened about halfway…
Funkmaster Flex's former coworker is claiming the viral brawl at Madison Square Garden -- during the Knicks-Sixers game -- got personal, with Flex allegedly getting physical with her. A rep for TT Torrez -- who worked with Flex at HOT 97 before she…
"Melrose Place" star Andrew Shue and Marilee Fiebig are officially engaged ... after Andrew popped the question this past spring. Andrew -- the former spouse of Amy Robach -- told PEOPLE that he and Marilee -- T.J. Holmes' ex-wife -- are "very…
Manuel Otto -- a German influencer who created a popular multiplayer game when he was just 14 -- has died after an incident on his live stream. A spokesperson for Stick Run -- the game Manuel created -- released a statement ... which acknowledged…
Blake Griffin just revealed that the team member from his career with the greatest member is ... well ... himself! During a segment on Tuesday night's "Watch What Happens Live" ... host Andy Cohen grilled Blake about who was the most impressively…
Imagine a police officer finds a man dead during a welfare check, then moves into that residence, renovates it, and lives there for 4 whole years while assuming the man's identity! Well, that's what authorities say Brian Louis Sguros -- a cop in…
Sahara Ray's mom seems to be trying to get close to her late daughter ... telling fans she put on one of her little girl's outfits, broke down in tears -- and scrolled through loving posts in her daughter's honor. Gretchen Gia Bach shared a pic of…
LeBron James is putting his foot down with courtside New York Knicks fans over their jeers -- ranging from his helicopter rides to his Midwest roots -- and you know things are heated when Spike Lee is trying to keep the peace. At one point, the…
Julia Stiles brought the '90s nostalgia and the waterworks to the ballroom ... reuniting with her “10 Things I Hate About You” costars to pay tribute to the late Heath Ledger on “Dancing With the Stars.” The actress took center stage…
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