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Pete Alonso returns to New York with the Baltimore Orioles and immediately bags on the city's traffic before launching a bomb against the Yankees.
All four people on board were rescued after a trainee driver sent a bus careening into the River Seine near Paris Thursday, officials said.
The father of a teen allegedly slain by her stepbrother on a cruise says he cannot relive the trauma and will skip the June federal murder trial.
Jibril Rajoub says he refused to shake hands with an Israeli football official at the FIFA Congress, calling for sanctions and an end to double standards.
Four noncitizens in New Jersey were charged with illegally voting in the 2020 and 2024 presidential elections and making false citizenship statements.
Speaking at a Palm Beach forum, Trump appeared to joke the U.S. would be “taking over" Cuba “almost immediately" and that he'll "finish a job" in Iran first.
The Pentagon confirmed the withdrawal of about 5,000 U.S. troops from Germany as tensions between Trump and Chancellor Merz intensify.
Stephen A. Smith says he argued with Michael Jordan after the NBA legend called to challenge his hot take that NASCAR drivers are not real athletes.
A federal appeals court blocked mifepristone mail distribution nationwide, ending pandemic-era rules and likely sending the abortion pill fight to the Supreme Court.
Browns coach Todd Monken keeping QB competition open amid uneven practice reps, Shedeur Sanders buzz
Cleveland Browns coach Todd Monken says the quarterback competition between Deshaun Watson and Shedeur Sanders is far from decided heading into OTAs.
Satire
MURCIA, SPAIN—Sending shock waves through the tennis world, world No. 2 Carlos Alcaraz officially withdrew from the French Open on Monday over a career-threatening haircut. “After careful consideration, we have decided that the most prudent decision is not to participate in Rome or Roland-Garros
As Spirit Airlines prepares to permanently close its doors, it's time to take a look at some alternative means of travel.
LAKEWOOD, CO — In a solemn family meeting, local father Chandler Cooke gathered his wife and children into the living room to unveil the family's detailed, non-negotiable Lord of the Rings summer viewing schedule.
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There's a lot of talk out there about ending racial discrimination, but I implore everyone to reconsider. If we stop discriminating against people based on the color of their skin, the racists will have won.
BOULDER, CO—Assuring himself that the rationale for the ritualized surgery would be revealed in due course, cult member Jason Fitzpatrick told reporters Friday that he assumed the reason everyone’s penises were cut off would eventually come up in conversation. “The last thing I want to do as a
COLUMBUS, OH — The world's leading theologians admitted this week that they have been collectively struggling to find a good explanation for why a loving God could allow Ohio.
U.S. — Now that the TSA is fully funded thanks to the end of the partial government shutdown, sources confirmed that air travel was already back to being awful for its usual reasons.
A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance to them, with both the government and donors funding the project. What do you think?
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The 2026 Met Gala will take place Monday, May 4. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the annual star-studded event. 1 in 3 Invitees aware the Met is a museum 5th Floor where the real Anna Wintour is safely stored while her decoy attends the gala $25 Target gift card awarded to […]
HUNT VALLEY, MD—Hailing the product as a life-changing alternative for those in need of controlled withdrawal solutions, officials at packaged food giant McCormick & Co. introduced a first-of-its-kind smooth and hearty transdermal gravy patch Tuesday. “At McCormick, we know well the frustrat
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The Justice Department indicted former FBI director James Comey a second time for posting a photo of seashells arranged in the shape of “86 47,” which Trump and his allies insisted was a threat to get rid of the 47th president. What do you think?
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Sports
Here's what has stood out from the latest playoff games of the Eastern Conference's first round.
LeBron James took time to enjoy the Lakers' series-clinching win over the Rockets on Friday night, saying the moments are still special, especially because he doesn't know how many more seasons he has left in his career.
The top-seeded Detroit Pistons pulled off an incredible rally, erasing a 24-point deficit and beating the Orlando Magic 93-79 to force a Game 7 in their Eastern Conference first-round series.
Reminiscent of Kawhi Leonard's iconic playoff winner in 2019, RJ Barrett got a friendly bounce to hit the winning 3-pointer in overtime, helping the Raptors force a Game 7 with a 112-110 win over the Cavs on Friday night.
The Sabres defeated the Bruins 4-1 on Friday night in Game 6 to advance to the second round of the NHL playoffs for the first time since 2007.
Bruins defenseman Charlie McAvoy was ejected late in their Game 6 elimination loss to the Sabres for a violent slash on forward Zach Benson.
Munetaka Murakami hit his majors-leading 13th homer of the season to highlight a six-run second inning, and the White Sox beat the Padres 8-2 on Friday night.
The Colts are declining to exercise QB Anthony Richardson's fifth-year option for 2027, a source told ESPN, meaning Richardson will hit unrestricted free agency after the 2026 season.
Always a Runner won the 152nd edition of the Kentucky Oaks on Friday night.
The Yankees slugger wore custom Nike cleats featuring a logo of his dachshunds, Penny and Gus.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Here are the results from Week 6 of the 2026 UFL season.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules and results for all eight teams.
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Minnesota Golden Gophers QB Drake Lindsey was arrested for alleged underage possession of alcohol and carrying fake identification.
Compare the best Washington DC sportsbooks and betting apps for 2026. Learn how to sign up, claim DC sportsbook promos, and legally bet on sports in the District.
Alexi Lalas reacted to AC Milan coach's Max Allegri's comments about Christian Pulisic.
Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver DK Metcalf will not face charges after an incident with a Detroit Lions fan last December
Deshaun Watson may be the frontrunner now, but Shedeur Sanders should be the starting quarterback for the Browns in Week 1.
Learn how to bet on the Kentucky Derby 2026, from win and place bets to exactas, trifectas, and superfectas. Find the best horse racing apps and expert tips for the Run for the Roses.
Tech
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As adult riders report new age-verification checks, the self-driving car company says it’s continuing to “refine” its system in places where kids aren’t allowed to ride alone.
ChatGPT’s new privacy policy states how the company uses cookies for tracking, to turn free users into paying subscribers.
Will that stop them from taking over?
The compact desktop Mac now starts at $799 and comes with 512GB of storage.
Just don't expect it to work with many iOS or Android apps yet.
They're available today from LG's website.
The system will track potential side effects of various birth control methods.
They join Google, OpenAI and xAI.
And why it's not exactly a PC gamepad.
So much for 200,000 EVs a year.
Did Instagram put its feed slop on notice?
Entertainment
Bless all the winter rain 'cuz Hollywood came out the other side bloomed, blossomed and bodies on fleek! Stella Hudgens hit the poolside and flashed a cheek, Delilah Belle Hamlin sprawled out and gave her million followers a sneak peek, and Quenlin…
Grab your stilettos 'cuz we're strutting into Met Gala Monday with Teyana Taylor -- known for elevating fashion to a whole 'nother level! We're pinning this 2025 look right here right now ... she SERVED for the night's theme: "Tailored for You." Do…
Khamzat Chimaev has a huge title fight in exactly one week, but the MMA superstar is also interested in taking a detour to the boxing ring ... and he wants to fight Conor McGregor! TMZ Sports was in SoCal this week for a workout sesh and media…
Prosecutors in D4vd's murder case reveal a shocking timeline, President Trump battles James Comey over the definition of '86' ... plus, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson gets pulled over and Sydney Sweeney's in love! So, we gotta ask ...
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. A good pair of jeans is an absolute must-have in every closet. And we're taking notes from our favorite celebs who've nailed their off-duty style. Whether you're ready…
The Met Gala isn’t just a red carpet -- it's a full-blown fashion spectacle where celebs swing big or go home ... and since we're just days out from fashion's biggest night, we're turning up with Met Gala legends!!! From Cher turning heads in…
Marlon Wayans’ 3-year-old daughter is already getting into the Wayans family business, TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Marlon’s daughter, Axl July Ivory Wayans, signed a deal to appear in a movie titled “Hudson…
Courtney Stodden is shrugging off a bloody injury she suffered leaving a restaurant ... telling TMZ it's nothing compared to the pain mistreated animals endure. We got the media personality and model Friday in Los Angeles and our photog asked her…
Michael Jackson and the woman who played his girlfriend in the "Thriller" music video could cut through their sexual tension with a knife when they were filming ... at least according to her. Ola Ray, a former Playmate and music video vixen, sat…
Gwen Farrell Adair, best known for her work in the classic TV show "M*A*S*H" ... and, more importantly, for being the first licensed woman boxing referee, has died. Keith Farrell, her son, tells TMZ ... Gwen died yesterday in Sherman Oaks ... of…
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