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From Gettysburg to Antarctica, military Bibles reveal prayers of families who sent loved ones to war
The Museum of the Bible's war exhibit features rare military Bibles from Gettysburg to Operation Deep Freeze, preserving handwritten prayers from families.
Hoosier Sen. Jim Banks says a five-day ICE operation netting 426 arrests in Indiana proves why Trump's mass deportation agenda must become law.
Nicki Minaj urged young Americans to "vote red" in midterm elections and revealed why she's made it her mission to support President Donald Trump.
Ted Shackelford, who starred on "Knots Landing" and "The Young and the Restless," was photographed on a rare outing in Los Angeles with a walker.
Charles Ducking, 76, allegedly showed deputies his rum cup and admitted to doing cocaine minutes before a traffic stop in Polk County, Florida.
Hank Brown's 16-yard scoring strike to Reece Vander Zee with 2 seconds left gave the Iowa Hawkeyes a dramatic 20-19 Big Ten win over Michigan.
Danny Danon's viral Starlink video drew 9 million views, with nearly 40% of Instagram viewers in Iran, his office says, prompting a counter-campaign.
Dante Moore was carted off the field after a brutal hit during the Oregon Ducks vs. USC Trojans game, with the targeting penalty ejecting the defender.
Gary Idleburg fell 800 to 1,000 feet from a Sauk Mountain switchback trail in Skagit County, marking the second hiker death there in two days.
The Florida Gators stunned No. 4 Ole Miss in the Swamp with a dominant ground game as two running backs each rushed for over 100 yards in the win.
Satire
DES ALLEMANDS, LA—Holding hands and giggling as they talked the part-time fast food worker through their sandwich order, singer-songwriter Lana Del Rey and swamp tour boat captain Jeremy Dufrene reportedly celebrated their wedding anniversary Saturday at a gas station Subway restaurant. “Lana sw
KEARNEY, NE — The tide turned this morning in the upcoming national midterm elections after Beverly Franks from Nebraska put a political sign in her front yard.
HEAVEN — After his recent earthly passing, Rev. Richard O'Hara was surprised to find out that heaven is mostly filled with Amish people.
MIDDLE EAST — A ceasefire has taken hold in the Middle East after President Trump and Iran both forgot whose turn it was to bomb the other.
WASHINGTON—Despite carefully checking and double-checking the credentials of the man who reached out to him via email, FBI director Kash Patel was reportedly phished Friday by a scammer posing as FBI director Kash Patel. “First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right
A cybercriminal collective known as ShinyHunters claims to have breached the FBI’s online job portal and stolen more than 2 terabytes of employee personnel records. What do you think?
The post FBI Hack Exposes Thousands Of Employee Records appeared first on The Onion.
NEW YORK—Stressing that the sport’s existing suite of advanced metrics was no longer sufficient to satisfy their hunger for increasingly granular data, baseball analysts from across the country called Wednesday for the creation of a new statistic called B.L.E.P.H. “We don’t care what it mea
SACRAMENTO, CA—Saying the newly instituted changes better reflected the realities of modern driving, officials at the California Department of Motor Vehicles announced Friday that they had added a highway chase to the state’s standard road test. “Test-takers will be expected to safely merge on
The post Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off appeared first on The Onion.
From breakout stars to aging veterans, these are the players most likely to define the 2026 NFL season. Aidan Hutchinson, Lions defensive end: After signing a four-year extension worth $180 million last season, Hutchinson should finally be able to afford enough eye black for both sides of his face
Despite a slew of setbacks, Paramount cleared the last major hurdle in its proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. when it reached an agreement to resolve an antitrust lawsuit brought forth by a dozen states. The Onion breaks down the key facts and figures behind the historic deal to create a media beh
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LONDON—In a damning memoir filled with explosive claims about her brutal treatment by the House of Windsor, Diana, the former Princess of Wales, has at long last given the public a firsthand account of her disturbing experiences living with the British royal family. “So many unfounded rumors hav
Sports
The best seasons are the ones that force us to keep questioning our assumptions.
We assess how the selection committee could stack the top teams in the country after Week 4.
Touchdowns for Kenneth Walker III and Xavier Worthy? The Broncos pulling an upset of the Rams? Fantasy value for C.J. Stroud? And a big day from Geno Smith?
Aaron Glenn back in Detroit. Dak vs. Lamar. We have picks, predictions, key stats and more.
ESPN's NBA Rank 2026 countdown is in the books, but debates are just beginning -- on social media and around the league.
There's still much to play for entering the final days of the regular season. We have your guide to the last few games of baseball before October.
An all-encompassing look at the matchups to exploit or avoid and lineup locks in fantasy, as well as projected scores for all NFL games.
Eric Karabell provides a list of what to watch for in fantasy football, so don't be surprised if any of these come true.
Jeremiah Smith has skyrocketed up the Heisman Trophy oddsboard after his record-breaking performance against Illinois. See the latest odds.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 3 Commanders vs. Seahawks game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 3 Lions vs. Jets game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 3 Panthers vs. Browns game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 3 Bills vs. Chargers game, as well as information on how to watch.
The 2030 World Cup may be a long way away but, after Mauricio Pochettino handed out 11 debuts on Saturday, the sense of excitement around the USMNT camp is hard to ignore.
Justin Ellis and Sebastian Berhalter shone as Mauricio Pochettino unveiled a new-look USMNT in the Americans' first game since the 2026 World Cup.
FOX Sports' RJ Young shares his latest college football rankings after a wild Week 4 slate and a lot of movement.
One more day in the regular season and there is still playoff spots and a division title up for grabs.
Once again, the Cleveland Guardians are division champs, making it three in a row in the AL Central.
Oregon came out on top of USC after a massive matchup Saturday night in Los Angeles.
In its first game since the 2026 FIFA World Cup, the U.S. men's national team routed Peru 4-1 in an exhibition match in Orlando.
Tech
Improving mood and increasing longevity are just some of the unfounded claims about this substance circling around the “natural” medicine corners of the internet.
By deactivating a gene, researchers were able to cause cells in the pancreatic ducts to produce insulin to regulate blood sugar.
The iPhone Duo has an impressively minimal crease, but that's only how it looks at the start. We'll have to wait a while to see what develops over time.
A power bank is more than its capacity. You also need to know how fast it can deliver power so your laptop doesn't drain while it's connected.
Your old GPU could be a goldmine thanks to the RAMaggedon.
AirPrint is the easiest path to printing on iPhone; other apps enable this, but printing with a cable isn't supported.
Google Home Mini speakers may have been discontinued, but there are plenty still being used. If you have one, let's talk about how to reset it.
The iPhone 18 Pro iterates on the iPhone 17 Pro while making some minor improvements, but what exactly is different?
Too much height makes dialogue and fine details sound less direct.
Phone manufacturers are pretty direct in their guidance on this one.
The WiCi One is available for preorders starting at $1,999.
The Sift will first be released with Minecraft Dungeons 2 later this month before arriving in the base game.
In an era of increasingly sophisticated AI-fueled scams, a retro threat may be lurking in your mailbox.
Bring the gift everyone will want to win from this year’s holiday party, from a cute jacket for a beer can to magnets they’ll wish they could eat.
Forget about patchy internet connections and dead spots in the house. These WIRED-tested, multi-room mesh Wi-Fi systems will keep your whole house online.
Meta says Muse is just for adults, though its cuddly, Labubu-like mascot—and upcoming Tamagotchi-style AI device—may be disarming for users of all ages.
The free add-on Tuck brings one of the best features of modern email—the ability to hide something for a bit—to that tangle of tabs in your browser.
A competition between the gravity of the inner core and other forces in the mantle is altering the Earth's rotation.
Amazon Prime Big Deal Days officially begin on October 6 and 7, but I’ve already spotted early discounts on gear our team recommends.
Is Quince the Away alternative we’ve been waiting for? I tested its luggage to find out, and the price difference is hard to ignore.
Entertainment
Corie Walsh, the Illinois woman allegedly obsessed with the Lindsay Clancy trial who is accused of killing her 2-year-old son, shared a slew of never-before-seen photos of her child on Facebook before the alleged murder ... and one post is…
Tonight's the night -- The MTV Video Music Awards -- one of music's biggest nights! Can you guess this year's nominees? Scroll through our gallery and see if you can call out Megan Thee Stallion, Tate McRae, Cardi B, and lots more!
A rendition of "Happy Birthday" is in order for Gwyneth Paltrow! The actress is 54 and has all the allure ... so what better way to ring in her big day than with her hot shots?! Gwynnie has been known to pull off some pretty sultry looks over the…
"What are you looking at?!" Madonna is heading back to the VMAs stage to perform -- and it's been a minute, well, 23 years to be exact 😜 The Queen of Pop is set to take the stage at tonight's awards show for the first time since her infamous…
Johnny Depp is known for never blending into the background ... but at a recent Vegas event, he literally started eating it. While attending Drink Las Vegas -- a four-day event across multiple hotels -- at Park MGM last night, the "Pirates of the…
Ambassador Kimberly Guilfoyle has been seen quite a bit with Christos Marafatsos ... and his inclusion at official meetings is raising some eyebrows. Christos ... whom Trump once called a "good-looking guy" ... is not an elected or appointed…
Glen Powell and girlfriend Michelle Randolph turned the highly anticipated Texas-Tennessee game into a date ... and we have the pic of them having a blast! In the photo obtained by TMZ ... Glen -- who sported an orange University of Texas hat and a…
The FBI has demoted two veteran agents who were tasked with investigating threats made against Stephen Miller's wife ... and a new bombshell report claims it was done following an argument over the legitimacy of the inquiry. The FBI confirmed to…
Reba McEntire is revealing that Dolly Parton rang her up before she died ... but unfortunately, Reba didn't get a chance to reconnect. The "Fancy" singer spoke with Entertainment Tonight about the missed call ... and the lost chance to have one…
Sylvester Stallone is opening up about how he's quietly suffered anxiety-induced attacks for decades ... and how his diagnosis still plays a part in his life. In a wide-ranging, candid interview with The New York Times, Sylvester said the first…
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