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Willson Contreras crushed a 421-foot homer and shouted "Venezuela" before breaking down in tears, then was controversially ejected for tapping his helmet.
A CBS News Chicago reporter and photographer were allegedly attacked near Adler Planetarium as suspects shouted racial slurs and damaged equipment.
A helicopter pilot reported a remote-control airplane near JFK International Airport, marking the second possible drone encounter in a single day.
Colorado democratic socialist candidate Melat Kiros argued that the 9/11 and 10/7 terror attacks were inevitable consequences of U.S. and Israeli actions.
President Donald Trump nominated acting Labor Secretary Keith Sonderling to permanently lead the Labor Department, announcing his pick on Truth Social.
Democrats hoped the 2026 World Cup would fail to embarrass Trump, says strategist Rob Flaherty, but the tournament has been a remarkable success instead.
Surveillance video reportedly shows a man leaving a backpack moments before a blast rocked a building Monaco, critically injuring two people Monday night.
The Archdiocese of San Francisco agreed to pay $395 million to settle over 500 child sexual abuse lawsuits involving clergy and church officials.
A photo shows lighting equipment being delivered to Madison Square Garden days before Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's rumored July 3 wedding.
Manuel Neuer and Germany were stunned in a penalty shootout as Paraguay advanced to the round of 16 after a controversial VAR call annulled a goal.
Satire
MARBLE FALLS, TX — A local church found itself under fire this week after this year's Vacation Bible School theme centered around the biblical book of Judges, complete with lessons on murder by jawbone and swords engulfed in belly fat.
KANSAS CITY, MO — In an achievement unprecedented in the history of Major League Baseball, the Kansas City Royals somehow managed to find a way to lose on a day when they didn't play a game.
LONDON — In an effort to modernize MI6 for the eco-conscious era, the British government announced that the organization had officially granted James Bond a license to kill anyone with an air conditioner.
SILVER SPRING, MD — The National Weather Service issued a weather alert on Monday announcing that tonight, everyone is going to die, or absolutely nothing is going to happen, but it's definitely one of the two.
WASHINGTON—Expressing delight at the complete humiliation of their political opponents, White House officials on Monday gleefully mocked the paltry attendance at Democrats’ Great American State Fair. “To no one’s surprise, the Democrats and their socialist allies botched America’s 250th an
Broadly considered one of the greatest soccer players of all time, Argentina’s Lionel Messi set a new record as the top goalscorer in World Cup history. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the eight-time Ballon d’Or winner. Age: 39, minus stoppage time Favorite Charity: Major Leag
Europeans typically do without air conditioning, presumably because they are perpetually stuck in the Dark Ages and far more interested in burning witches to appease the environment gods. But given the current heat wave, millions of Europeans are now looking for the best ways to stay cool without AC
NEW YORK, NY — The speaker giving the keynote address at the New York City Pride Festival admitted that he pictured everyone in the audience fully clothed to calm his nerves.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A woman judge has ruled that being late is "totally fine."
With this practically coastal retreat, breathtaking ocean breezes and the soothing sound of waves are only a day-long car ride and a few state lines away, depending on traffic. Reference #78339
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Millions of Americans will embark on summer vacations this year. Reporters for The Onion asked stars to share their own warm weather plans.
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NEW YORK—Fastening the paper sign to a chair “just in case,” Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly reserved a seat at his wedding reception Monday for SpongeBob. “I know I shouldn’t get my hopes up and that Mr. SquarePants is a really busy guy, but man, it would be cool as h
LOS ANGELES—After working more than 11 years at a local family-owned Italian restaurant, actress Emma Stone confirmed Monday she was finally quitting her job waiting tables. “I’m a little nervous—you know, nothing is ever guaranteed in show business—but my fingers are crossed that everyth
ZANESVILLE, OH—Noting that her stink had begun clinging to furniture, clothes, and anyone who hugged her for more than a couple of seconds, family members of local grandmother Phyllis Hargrave confirmed Thursday that they had set the 89-year-old on a lawn chair in the yard to air her out. “Yeah
NEW YORK—Just a few years after Major League Baseball introduced sweeping pace-of-play reforms intended to make the sport more compelling, a stressed-out nation confirmed Thursday that baseball games had now become much too fast. “Jesus Christ, everything’s happening so fast I can’t even ke
The FBI announced charges alleging that a sophisticated network of drones were used to deliver weapons, cell phones, and drugs into 10 federal prisons. What do you think?
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VATICAN CITY — After four years of painstaking labor creating thousands of square feet of breathtaking frescoes, Michelangelo at last unveiled the Sistine Chapel ceiling, only to be informed by Pope Julius II that he had really wanted the ceiling to be more of a neutral gray.
CHICAGO—Stunning longtime fans with its climactic conclusion, FX series The Bear reportedly ended Friday with a continuous 45-minute shot of protagonist Carmy screaming while stirring tomato sauce. “After so many tense scenes and multifaceted characters, I’m glad we could provide the perfect f
Sports
We're tracking the latest news, rumors, and buzz across the NBA, including what we're hearing on deals.
Bobby Marks gets you ready for the start of free agency with priorities, financial decisions and players to watch on all 30 teams.
A roundtable of experts analyzes Serena Williams' return to the sport so far -- and what it means for Wimbledon.
Kai Havertz, Nick Woltemade and Jonathan Tah missed crucial penalties as Germany were eliminated from the World Cup in a shootout by Paraguay.
The Warriors are prepared to pursue a reunion of LeBron James and Anthony Davis in Golden State, with Draymond Green declining his player option to open up the flexibility for such a possibility, league sources told ESPN.
Alexander Ludwig and Maura Higgins also were among celebrities who made appearances at Wimbledon.
Pistons restricted free agent Jalen Duren has meetings set up with the Lakers and Kings when free agency begins Tuesday.
The Memphis Grizzlies have traded two-time All-Star Ja Morant to the Portland Trail Blazers for Jerami Grant and Kris Murray.
Free agent center Kristaps Porzingis has agreed to a two-year, $40 million contract to return to the Golden State Warriors through 2027-28.
Cody Gakpo provided one of the most emotional moments of the 2026 FIFA World Cup on Monday.
Orlando Gill knew Paraguay was a big underdog against Germany in their World Cup knockout-round opener, and he was even a little starstruck.
Paraguay's upset victory over Germany was not only historic within the context of the 2026 World Cup, but also from a betting perspective.
Antonee Robinson believes Wednesday's World Cup showdown with Bosnia and Herzegovina is the biggest game in U.S. men's national team history.
Here are the best goals of the World Cup so far.
Nick Wright gave his bracket for the remainder of the 2026 FIFA World Cup on "First Things First."
Expect highlight moments with France, Norway and Mexico all beginning their knockout stage quests.
Check out the latest 2026 FIFA World Cup odds for Mexico after its Round of 32 opponent has been revealed.
Check out the latest 2026 FIFA World Cup odds for the USA ahead of its Round of 32 matchup against Bosnia and Herzegovina.
There are two ways to look at the USA’s first knockout game of the 2026 FIFA World Cup; they're choosing to take a glass-half-full approach.
Tech
Some of Apple's corporate secrets aren't so secret any more.
Smartphones are welcoming the agentic AI overlords.
Hundreds of contractors working on a project for Meta pretended to be kids in order to see how other chatbots like Gemini and ChatGPT would respond to high-risk subjects, WIRED found.
WIRED has tested 100-plus bed-in-a-box mattresses for a week each. Our top pick, the Helix Midnight Luxe hybrid, is the best bed you can buy online.
Rather than external partnerships, Uber may start leaning on its own robotaxis for driverless options.
Google expands personalized intelligence to Gemini app image creation
Xbox union members argue for transparency and good-faith bargaining.
The US Supreme Court has surprisingly decided to restrict geofence warrants.
It may be tempting to control an entire power strip with a smart plug, but there are some things you should know about this setup.
Apple's rumored touchscreen MacBook may launch soon, here's what to expect.
If you want a 4K display you can easily move around the house, LG has you covered.
Tidal's new policy says that 100-percent AI-generated music will be demonetized.
Even if you only use WhatsApp sometimes, you might want to snag your username now to stop giving out your phone number.
Flipper Devices, a company that built a banned hacking device, now wants to hack your attention span.
The 1970s porn actress turned New York City late night public access queen says censorship and a lack of star quality among modern adult entertainers turned her off of the industry.
With AI-powered noise reduction, an automatic speech-focusing system, and a simple, effective hearing test, it’s a shame these aids don't come with a better app.
Climate activist Will Lawrence cofounded the Sunrise Movement. Now, he has shifted his focus in his attempt to compete for a swing-district seat by calling for a data center moratorium.
Europe’s pro-competition proposals could see Google Search and Android systems opened up. The company claims there are serious privacy flaws.
FIFA says hydration breaks protect players from heat. They also create new annoying commercial breaks—and fans are calling foul.
Drone shows are the new fireworks—and possibly a new kind of religion. I traveled to Texas to be converted.
Entertainment
Peta Murgatroyd and Maks Chmerkovskiy are officially turning the page on their Los Angeles chapter ... 'cause TMZ has learned they've put their family home on the rental market as they settle into their new life in Florida. Property records,…
Taylor Parker sobbed and insisted she's "a good person" ... as she's being interrogated for murdering Reagan Simmons-Hancock and stealing her unborn daughter, Braxlynn, from her uterus. In interrogation video obtained by TMZ -- from just days after…
John Cena's going for Round 2 against a thinning hairline ... and this time he's hoping to take home the belt. The WWE star went bald and beautiful for his next treatment and proudly posted the pic online. The retired wrestler shared a shot of…
Donald Trump is your favorite showman's favorite showman ... at least that's what Rep. Wesley Hunt says. Jacob caught up with the Texas congressman on Monday to ask what he thinks about Trump touting crowds at the Great American State Fair that…
Here at TMZ, we like to move our product in bulk ... and that's easier to do when we kidnap someone onto our TMZ Tour Bus -- like the great Giancarlo Esposito! Check out the clip ... we got the "Breaking Bad" actor out in Beverly Hills and asked…
Tierra Davis allegedly beat up a girl years before entering "Love Island USA" … over jealousy involving her ex-boyfriend ... this, according to the girl who ran to court to get protection. TMZ obtained a 2018 restraining order filed against…
Gabbie Gonzalez's alleged accomplice Kai Cordrey says he's doesn't have nearly enough cash to post bond ... so now he's asking a judge to slash his $2 Million bail to an amount he says he can actually afford. According to new court docs, obtained…
Today we're celebrating the women behind the lens -- proving the best kind of flash comes from a camera 😜 Camera-ready babes like Jennie Kim and Rachel Zegler know how to frame the perfect moment, and Sailor Brinkley Cook's topless shot is…
Noah Kahan's mystery concert pooper won't be answering to the law after all ... because cops tell TMZ they aren't investigating the crappy incident that left fans gagging. Philadelphia Police tell TMZ ... no one ever filed a report over the viral…
The body of suspected murderer Daniel Robbins was found in a ditch in a remote forest in Alabama ... and his alleged victim's corpse was lying right beside him. Robbins allegedly strangled a woman -- Jessica Folds -- to death ... and authorities…
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