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Carolyn Marvin, a 78-year-old retired professor, was arrested after blocking an Uber Eats delivery robot on a Philadelphia sidewalk for months.
Shawn Ayers, whose sister died in the 1991 Austin yogurt shop murders, co-founded the National Cold Case Center to help solve unsolved homicides.
Heidi Heino says she stress-tested Minnesota's inspector general law against Feeding Our Future and found critical gaps in fraud prevention safeguards.
Minn. Rep. Ilhan Omar faces a federal probe into alleged identity fraud, marriage fraud, and false statements that could possibly lead to denaturalization and deportation.
The DOJ says roughly 20,000 noncitizens received mail-in ballots in California and is demanding the state sequester those votes before they are processed.
Virginia Democrats who called allegations and investigations into Trump justified now stress the presumption of innocence after one of their own faces federal charges.
An intelligence memo sent to Marco Rubio reveals Iranian plots to kill Americans have reached advanced stages in the Middle East and other countries.
Mohamed Muhumed says he fears for his life in Lewiston, Maine, where over 80% of gun violence incidents involve teenagers, many repeat offenders.
Inique Hinton faces up to 20 years after allegedly throwing a Molotov cocktail at the Atlanta ICE building in an act prosecutors called terrorism.
Patricia Krentcil claims ICE agents nearly handcuffed her over her deep tan, questioning her citizenship as she left a restaurant with friends.
Satire
PHILADELPHIA, PA — NBA officials believe they've finally found a way to get LeBron James to stand at attention during the national anthem and show some respect by giving him a Chinese flag to look at.
KYIV — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy denied claims by President Trump that Starlink service had been restored in Ukraine, even going so far as to say their service had been downgraded by Elon Musk to Netscape Navigator with a dial-up connection.
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PARIS — Panic spread across the city of Paris today after the Atlanta Falcons announced a surprise visit to France.
The Central Intelligence Agency is experiencing a historic surge of departures as the Trump administration pushes veteran officers to resign or retire. What do you think?
The post CIA Experiencing Mass Exodus appeared first on The Onion.
CHARLOTTE, NC — Night-shift nurse Avani Kaur burst into the hospital room at 2 a.m. this morning to remind recovering mother Lindsay Cullen how critical sleep is for postpartum recovery.
DULUTH, MN — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar narrowly evaded capture by authorities on Thursday as she was seen escaping aboard a Somali pirate ship docked in Lake Superior, shouting, "You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Ilhan Omar!"
With millions of Americans consuming far more sodium than is recommended by doctors, many are looking for ways to cut back. The Onion shares tips for lowering the amount of salt in your diet. Stay away from foods with red-flag terms on the label like “flavor.” Buy fresh, frozen, or canned jerky.
CLIVE, IA—In an effort to make their selection process more robust and holistic, officials at the multistate lottery game Powerball announced Friday the addition of an essay section. “In order to learn more about the wide range of people interested in becoming Powerball winners, we’re asking t
PARIS — To accommodate modern French sensibilities, the NFL has announced that their first ever game to take place in Paris will include special endzone messaging by having "Allahu Akbar" painted onto the field.
BURBANK, CA—Attempting to outline plans for their cinematic universe to fans, producers at DC Studios clarified in a press statement Friday that the new film Clayface was not connected to Matt Reeves’ The Batman, unless they decided it actually was. “With so much confusion over the large-scale
VATICAN CITY—In the latest sign that his health continues to improve, Pope Leo XIV declared Friday in an address to Catholics around the world that he would soon be strong enough to battle God. “To the faithful gathered here, thank you for your support, and know that I now feel better than ever
CHICAGO—Dashing from station to station in a state of pure delirium as he gazed upon the endless spread of complimentary food and drinks, local dad Bruce Etheridge was reportedly losing his fucking mind Tuesday over the box suite amenities at a Blackhawks game. “Holy crap, they got hot dogs, lo
LOS ANGELES—Peeking out from behind the trunk with a mischievous grin on her face, actress Sydney Sweeney announced, “Now my breasts are over here!” from behind an old oak tree Friday. “He-he, it’s me,” said the 29-year-old Euphoria and Anyone But You star, who giggled as she ducked behi
SAN FRANCISCO—Immediately reconsidering her decision to treat herself to a little spending spree upon seeing how much it would cost, local woman Christina Rogers reportedly scrapped her plan to splurge Thursday on account of the price. “I told myself I was going to reward my hard work this week
DAVENPORT, IA—In a shocking and distressing display of self-centered behavior on “this day of all days,” the grown children of Lynn Sullivan confirmed Thursday that their mom was making her birthday entirely about her. “It’s just ‘me, me, me,’ with her today. Unbelievable,” said 19-y
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Sports
Get the latest Colorado vs. Oklahoma State odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 8, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
Chelsea, Bayern Munich and Barcelona are targeting Brighton & Hove Albion defender Luka Vuskovic. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Through his offense, his defense and an impactful mound visit, William Contreras did all the things to seal a win in the Brewers' first World Series game since 1982
Get the latest No. 15 Iowa vs. Minnesota odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 8, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
Get the latest No. 2 BYU vs. UCF odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 8, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
Get the latest Oregon vs. Illinois odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 8, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
MLB commissioner Rob Manfred said a Rays-Brewers World Series is good for the game but stressed that small markets can't compete on a regular basis without a cap.
The Brewers survived some late drama, including a seemingly game-ending double play being overturned on review, to beat the Rays 3-2 in Game 1 of the World Series.
The Rays said they'll remain aggressive on the bases despite two costly baserunning miscues in Friday's loss to the Brewers in Game 1 of the World Series.
Jacob Misiorowski broke the record for the fastest World Series pitch with the first offering of this year's Fall Classic.
Jayson Tatum spent most of his postgame news conference Friday night addressing speculation about his relationship with former Celtics teammate Jaylen Brown in the wake of Brown's shocking trade to Philadelphia over the summer.
The Fever fired general manager Amber Cox on Friday, hours after the team announced that president Kelly Krauskopf stepped down. As of now, the expectation is that Stephanie White will remain Indiana's coach, sources told ESPN's Alexa Philippou.
Mavericks forward Cooper Flagg did not play in the second half Friday night at Indiana after landing hard on his left shoulder after Aaron Nesmith tried to block his shot from behind to prevent a breakaway dunk.
Texas AD Chris Del Conte on Friday sought to clarify a report that the team used a new AI-driven platform on a crucial play that failed in last week's loss to Florida.
Vance and Yvonne Bradford's newborn son is named for the popular chant that filled the streets of New York after the Knicks' first title in over 50 years.
Two Brewers top the board, with the Rays' star hitter in hot pursuit. See the early World Series MVP odds.
There will be a first-time champion in 2026, with Milwaukee and Tampa Bay set to face off in the World Series.
Jackson Chourio drove in the (ultimately) decisive run in Game 1 of the 2026 World Series. Here's what stands out about him to the MLB on FOX crew.
The Brewers' Game 1 celebrations were delayed by a controversial call at second base.
Get the latest No. 8 Texas Tech vs. Cincinnati odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 8, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
Tech
Apple’s first folding phone is inspiring indie developers to create fun, quirky apps that take advantage of the screen and the hinge. Here are a few to try as you explore the Duo.
The Joybird Eliot Sleeper, plus hundreds of other options, are up to 40 percent off during the brand’s Semiannual sale.
Meta drew flak for an upcoming change to its business terms that would allow it to scrape business accounts' content for AI training.
WIRED and its panel of watch experts hunted for real mechanical timepieces at rock-bottom prices and found a wealth of options. Here are our favorites.
I’ve tested laptops for more than a decade, and here’s my advice for finding the right laptop for you.
This screen-free soundstage starter kit opens a world of audio fun for kids aged 3 years and up.
No cameras? No problem. Ditching the surveillance baggage makes Meta’s audio-only frames surprisingly easy to live with.
I’ve tested almost every Garmin watch—these entry-level favorites are steeply discounted right now.
The Webb telescope sees tiny red dots everywhere. Astronomers can’t agree on what they are, but some believe they may be enormous stars with black holes inside.
OpenAI says it will no longer allow frontier models to access the internet during training in an effort to put in new safety measures after a series of incidents.
The brand’s lovely selection of hand-knotted and handwoven wool rugs at reasonable prices make it a WIRED-staff favorite.
The first folding iPhone Duo is here, alongside the 18 Pro and 18 Pro Max, but they’re not your only options. We have all the details on Apple’s smartphone lineup to help you find the right model.
The new restrictions are a test which is explicitly not supposed to impact these entities.
Time to dust off the click wheel.
Greece has passed a social media ban for kids under 15 after after announcing the measure earlier this year.
NVIDIA's RTX Spark platform is off to a good start, but the ProArt P16 is really only meant for AI fanatics.
A protective case and an accessory box make it easy to travel with the TT Pro.
People who reserved the Cybertruck in Australia and New Zealand will soon get a refund, because Tesla now won't release it there.
Oura has sued Ultrahuman again in a Texas federal court over its latest product, the Ring Pro.
Warhound is genetically engineering dogs for the military, law enforcement and first responder operations.
Entertainment
Jeffrey Epstein, a college dropout with marginal social skills, ingratiated himself with the richest, most powerful men in the world by using the almighty dollar ... along with extravagant perks. Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, former Harvard Law…
Drake started from the bottom ... now he's hit the big 4-0! And what better way to celebrate the iconic artist's major milestone than with some absolutely shredded shots?! As you know, the rapper loves showing off his ripped physique ... so this…
When stars step out in eerily alike looks this spooky season, it’s time to settle the ultimate style showdown: Which celeb rocked it best?! Valkyrae and QTCinderella .... and Kalita Hon and Sophie Silva are four fierce celebs who nailed their…
Chuck Liddell's seen enough of fighters throwing punches at the podium ... The Iceman tells TMZ Sports it's time for the athletes to grow the hell up! "Someone's gonna get hurt. The problem is there are a lot of capable fighters there. The wrong…
President Trump goes to bat for Vivek Ramaswamy's outrageous political ad, and calls out Lebron James for dissing the National Anthem. Plus, Christina Applegate's shocking MS revelation and Diddy's new prison life. So, we gotta ask ...
Ain't nothin' wrong with a lil' friendly family competition -- especially when it's between "The Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger and stallion of a son, Patrick Schwarzenegger. The father-son duo hit the kitchen counter for a pumpkin carving…
Drake celebrated his milestone 40th birthday in a big way, taking over New York City with an extravagant bash featuring a surprise performance by the Backstreet Boys, luxury giveaways and massive cash prizes ... TMZ has learned. Sources at the…
Charlotte Flair is putting fans at ease after her dad, Ric Flair, took a nasty tumble. The wrestler took to social media to give a lighthearted update on his condition, writing ... "Not my dad telling the doctor he fell bc of warrior dropping him…
Actress Olivia d’Abo says she’s having a not-so-wonderful year … she just filed for a restraining order against her neighbor, claiming he’s been harassing her over her trash cans. According to court documents, obtained by TMZ, the “Wonder…
Collin Gosselin believes his sister Hannah Gosselin is trying to get ahead of damaging revelations about their mom, Kate Gosselin, in an upcoming Netflix documentary ... claiming Hannah has already backed up his allegations of abuse. During a…
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