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An alleged Tren de Aragua gang member faces federal charges for ramming Border Patrol vehicle in Portland shooting incident that sparked nationwide protests.
Security expert suggests Trump may use "deception" tactics ahead of Iran briefing as protests escalate and regime allegedly kills more than 500 demonstrators.
Rep. Ilhan Omar alleges federal law enforcement is wasting taxpayer resources as she discusses the federal crackdown on fraud and illegal immigration in Minnesota.
Lane Kiffin's tenure with the LSU Tigers started off with a bang as he's reportedly set to land quarterback Sam Leavitt through the transfer portal.
Texas governor confirms state sent voter rolls to Justice Department for review of potential ineligible registrations, citing election integrity concerns.
Barry Morphew accused of killing wife Suzanne returns to court to enter plea on murder charges. Case began with her Mother's Day 2020 disappearance.
Scientists create self-repairing robotic skin with pain detection and modular magnetic patches. The neuromorphic e-skin enables robots to sense harmful contact instantly.
A group of Republican attorneys general and female sports advocates gathered Monday in Washington, D.C., to call on the Supreme Court to give states the ability to set sex-based rules for school athletics.The group, which included former college swimmer turned activist Riley Gaines, said a decision
Democrats condemn ICE and CBP shootings while defending Capitol Police killing of Ashli Babbitt, revealing contrasting views on lethal force use by law enforcement officials.
Trump posted a doctored image claiming to be Venezuela's acting president after U.S. forces seized dictator Nicolás Maduro earlier this month.
Satire
U.S. — With the fall of the Ayatollah regime appearing to be imminent, prominent Democrats expressed fear that the dangerous Iranian desire for freedom could potentially spread to the United States.
Hockey romance Heated Rivalry has been renewed for Season 2. The Onion sat down with breakout stars Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams to discuss the hit series. The Onion: How did you prepare for your roles? Storrie: I worked with a kissing coach eight hours a day for weeks to make it look believab
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, one of the nation’s oldest newspapers with roots dating back to 1786, will cease all operations after years of financial losses and labor disputes, with the closure leaving a major local news void. What do you think?
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ITHACA, NY—Revealing the bird species has the capacity to detect botox, fillers, and even laser hair removal, a study published Thursday in the Journal Of Avian Biology found that crows are able to recognize faces that have had work done. “It’s clear from observational data that crows have a
WASHINGTON—Calling the discovery the “clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol building in Washington, D.C., may have once been used for legislating. In their academic paper, the
MILL VALLEY, CA—Having proudly removed the piece of shriveled penile flesh from its bag and laid it next to her large selection of craft supplies, local mother Emily Taylor spent the afternoon scrapbooking her son’s foreskin, wincing sources reported Tuesday. According to witnesses, the foreski
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U.S. — In its ongoing effort to make watching football as difficult as possible, the National Football League announced today that each quarter of the playoff games will be exclusively streamed on a different streaming network.
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CHICAGO—Pleading with fans to rein in their excitement during Saturday’s pivotal wild card matchup, Chicago Bears quarterback Caleb Williams was reportedly forced to signal the boisterous home crowd at Soldier Field to eat less loudly. “The way these rowdy Bears fans are chewing, smacking thei
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Josh Allen and the Bills' offensive line were determined to not let their season end on a failed tush push again. Here's what Buffalo's offensive linemen said about how its game-winning tush pushes went down.
Real Madrid on Monday announced that Xabi Alonso would no longer coach the club "by mutual agreement."
The Packers are expected to try to work out a deal in the coming days to keep head coach Matt LaFleur in Green Bay, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Multiple playoff scenarios are on the table ahead of critical meetings this week.
Brooks Koepka is returning to the PGA Tour as part of a new Returning Member Program, which would also allow three other stars from LIV Golf to come back.
Former Nebraska quarterback Dylan Raiola announced Monday on social media that he has committed to sign with Oregon.
LSU is expected to sign Arizona State transfer Sam Leavitt, sources told ESPN's Pete Thamel on Monday, giving coach Lane Kiffin his likely QB1 in his first year with the Tigers.
Arizona earned 60 of 61 first-place votes to remain No. 1 in the AP Top 25 poll. Michigan fell to No. 4 after suffering its first loss of the season, while unbeaten Vanderbilt moved into the top 10 for the first time since the 2011-12 season.
The Red Sox said it was "disappointing to lose out" on Alex Bregman after reportedly not offering a no-trade clause to the free agent, who is joining the Cubs.
South Carolina jumped to No. 2 in the AP women's basketball Top 25 poll after another week in which four of the top 10 teams lost.
Michigan was the first of the final six to fall. Will Nebraska, Vanderbilt, Arizona, Iowa State or Miami (Ohio) be next?
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South Carolina climbed to No. 2 in the latest AP women's basketball Top 25, while UConn remained a unanimous No. 1.
Arizona has tightened its hold on the top spot in The Associated Press men’s college basketball poll after Michigan’s loss to Wisconsin
Will any team upend the UConn women on their quest for their second consecutive hoops title? Here are the latest odds.
The San Francisco 49ers eliminated the Philadelphia Eagles 23-19, and are moving on to play the Seattle Seahawks in the NFC Divisional round. Colin Cowherd says he’s glad that the Eagles were eliminated due to them being poorly coached and managed.
The Chicago Bears beat the Green Bay Packers 31-27 after a massive 4th quarter comeback. Colin Cowherd gives Caleb Williams credit for leading the Bears back from being down 21-3.
Listen up, quarterbacks. Professor Tom Brady provides a lesson in how to throw the football in windy conditions.
The Michigan Wolverines are holding steady as the favorites to win the men's NCAA title. Here are the latest odds.
Tech
The fundraiser for the ICE agent in the Renee Good killing has stayed online in seeming breach of GoFundMe’s own terms of service, prompting questions about selective enforcement.
Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife has made a donation to the LGBTQ+ advocacy group that the organization calls “transformational.”
Paramount Skydance just does not want to take no for an answer. After having multiple bids to acquire Warner Bros. Discovery (WBD) rejected, including a recent hostile bid that the WBD board recommended that shareholders reject, Paramount is turning to the courts and mounting a proxy fight.
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Apple and Google have confirmed reports that it will use Google Gemini’s models to help it power the new version of Siri and other generative AI features. CNBC first reported the news; Apple and Google subsequently released a joint statement which reads:“Apple and Google have entered into a mul
If you're looking to up your privacy game on the internet in the new year, you can do so for a little less than usual thanks to ExpressVPN's latest deal. Its two-year plans are up to 78 percent off right now: the Advanced tier is on sale for $101 for two years, plus four additional free months. That
India is considering new smartphone security rules that would require device makers to allow government access to source code for “vulnerability analysis.” It would also require companies to notify the government of major software updates and security patches before rollout, according to Reuters
The start of the new year is a great time to get your finances in order, and a good budgeting app can help with that. Instead of laboring over a spreadsheet, you can try one of our favorite budgeting apps for less than usual. Monarch Money is running a sale that gives new users 50 percent off one ye
Meta has appointed Dina Powell McCormick, a banking executive and former Republican White House official, as its new president and vice-chairman. The company said McCormick will help guide its overall strategy and execution as a part of the management team.“Dina’s experience at the highest level
One way to read more in the new year is to incorporate audiobooks as part of your reading habit. Audible is having a sale right now that makes that easier and cheaper to do: you can get three months of access for only $1 per month, or a total of $3. The promotion runs through January 21.
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The holiday season is fully in the rear view mirror and real life is here to stay. But that doesn't mean the time for gifts is over — especially ones for yourself. You can still take advantage of great January sales on some awesome tech products.
Take the Apple Mac mini M4, which is down to $500
The 2026 Golden Globes took place on Sunday and it was another big night for streamers. Netflix took home seven awards, Apple and HBO Max each won three and Hulu got one.
Netflix's hit show Adolescence received four awards alone, including best limited or anthology series. It also won for best act
One way you can reduce the number of cables you have to deal with on the regular is by investing in a few wireless chargers. Those with iPhones should consider Apple's own MagSafe charger not only because of its sleek and effective design, but also because it's on sale right now at Amazon. The Qi2.2
We’ve found the best travel cameras—from point-and-shoot to full-frame—to help you bring home the perfect vacation photos.
Whether you’re near or far, keep an eye on your fur baby with our favorite pet cameras.
Hyte’s rounded glass case brings a fun, bubbly aesthetic to your desk.
I've spent almost a year testing dozens of heat protectants for hair. Whether you’re blow-drying, curling, or straightening, these are the best formulas I've found.
This is a promising stand-alone Dolby Atmos soundbar for music fans, but it still needs a few software tweaks.
Sony’s latest full frame mirrorless is a hybrid powerhouse with features to impress both video and still photographers.
Traditionally sleep coaches treat babies. But now more and more anxious, screen-attached grownups are the ones who need nursing.
We’ve tested hundreds of the top hybrid, memory foam, and cooling mattresses to find the best combination of support and pressure relief.
Entertainment
Cooper DeJean's brother, Beckett, allegedly had a BAC well above the legal limit when he was arrested for operating while intoxicated over the weekend -- cops say he blew a .142 on a breath test. TMZ Sports has obtained 20-year-old DeJean's arrest…
Juelz Santana went through a terrifying ordeal ... getting caught up in a car crash and now putting his injuries on blast on social media. In a Monday IG Story, the rapper posted a selfie showing nasty scrapes across his nose and cheek, slapped…
J Balvin's shared the Super Bowl Halftime Show stage with Bad Bunny before ... but he's not going to make a guest apperance next month when BB headlines ... 'cause he told us so himself. We got the Colombian singer in New York City and our photog…
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Phaedra Parks -- who is also a lawyer -- put her legal analyst hat on for us ... weighing in on just what is going on in Nick Reiner's murder trial in Los Angeles. Remember ... Nick's high-powered attorney,…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 9:30 AM and 11:30 AM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's just…
Male model Christian Hogue has been arrested on a felony assault charge ... after allegedly putting a guy in a headlock at a Tennessee dog park. Prosecutors in Davidson County say cops responded to Shelby Dog Park in Nashville back in August for a…
Sam Asghari went all in for his roots ... storming the streets of Los Angeles to stand loud, proud, and unmissable in support of the Iranian people. In an IG video posted Sunday night, the Iranian-born model showed himself waving the Iranian flag…
Break up your Monday with a new sexy guess who! Can you name this topless star? Hopefully the pic of this girl isn't "So Confusing" you can't "Guess." If you're having too much trouble, do a "360" and circle back. Then, hit up the gallery for the…
Internet, you did your thing! Just moments after Nikki Glaser teased Leonardo DiCaprio about an old Teen Beat interview, the real one resurfaced online ... and it is adorable! ICYMI ... while hosting the Golden Globe Awards Sunday, Nikki teased Leo…
Talk about slipping up on the job ... an ICE agent in Minnesota took a brutal spill on actual ice, went flying -- and yes, the satisfyingly ironic wipeout was all caught on camera! With tensions already on thin ice in Minnesota following the recent…
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