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Taylor Trammell's head-down home run trot at Daikin Park turned into an embarrassing moment when the ball was caught at the wall against Toronto.
Miami-Dade deputies responded to Perez Hilton's home after receiving multiple reports about an apparent self-harm incident during a TikTok livestream.
Caleb Williams showed flashes of brilliance last season, but losing DJ Moore and defensive concerns raise questions about the Bears' 2025 outlook.
Fake party invitations trick victims into downloading malware that gives criminals remote access to computers and spreads through contact lists.
Abdul El-Sayed's win over Haley Stevens in the Michigan Senate primary hands Republicans like Mike Rogers fresh ammunition in a crucial battleground.
Andy Beshear says the Aug. 3 deadline has no legal impact on his options, but Mitch McConnell's absence leaves Republicans one vote short on key items.
Reid Detmers faces Trevor Rogers as the Los Angeles Angels and Baltimore Orioles clash in a post-deadline matchup with more trades likely ahead.
DSA-backed Donavan McKinney unseated Rep. Shri Thanedar in Michigan's 13th district Democratic primary, extending a wave of socialist wins nationwide.
Denise Richards laughed when Bunnie Xo called Sami Sheen Charlie Sheen's "karma" on the "Dumb Blonde" podcast, revealing how her daughter stands up to him.
Abdul El-Sayed defeated Haley Stevens in a bruising Michigan Democratic primary, but his progressive stances give Mike Rogers ammunition ahead of November.
Satire
HAWTHORNE, CA—Providing customers with an expansive and growing library of premium content, smart doorbell manufacturer Ring launched a new streaming service Wednesday. Company officials said Ring+, as the subscription platform is called, features 3 trillion hours and counting of both live and p
The bride and groom are about to learn that a shared obsession with pickleball gets you about seven months.
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ATHERTON, CA—With a hand-painted sign taped to the front of their fold-up card table, local Bay Area children Rowan and Amanda Denton reportedly opened an adrenochrome stand Wednesday along a busy suburban road. “Adrenochrome! Adrenochrome for sale! Freshly harvested!” said Rowan, 10, who wav
Live Better Than A King: Lord over this 750-square-foot studio replete with modern electricity—a luxury that Cyrus the Great, Charlemagne, and even the powerful Genghis Khan never experienced. Reference #21087
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SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Well, that's not good.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday the signing of an executive order to bring back racist pro sports team names, effective immediately.
DENVER, CO — Southwest Airlines announced this week that it was now offering nonstop flights from the Denver airport to downtown Denver.
All churches that truly love Jesus serve coffee, but did you know that you can actually tell what denomination a church is by what coffee it serves?
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani assured citizens today that a photo ID would not be needed to shop at government-run grocery stores, stating all that would be required is a special mark on the right hand or forehead.
HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. kicked off his new cooking show with a reminder for viewers at home to always be sure to cook raccoon to an internal temperature of at least 165 degrees Fahrenheit.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The stakes in the war with Iran reached new heights this morning, as President Donald Trump warned the Iranians that this was their fourth-to-last chance at peace.
BOZEMAN, MT—Upending long-held beliefs about how the prehistoric reptiles commemorated a juvenile female’s transition into adulthood, new evidence published Thursday by researchers at Montana State University suggests that dinosaurs had quinceañeras. “As we examined fossilized footprints in
SAN FRANCISCO—Hailing rapid developments in the infrastructure needed to support artificial intelligence, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced Tuesday that technological advancements were now allowing data centers to run on even more electricity. “People said we were using an unacceptable amount of p
As more Americans than ever turn to Ozempic and Wegovy for weight loss, consumers are becoming increasingly conscious of such drugs’ trade-offs. Here are the pros and cons of taking GLP-1s. PRO Always fun injecting something More comfortable than ball gag Creates enough loose skin to take flig
CHICAGO—Noting that there were no empty seats to switch to on the entirely full bus, sources confirmed Tuesday morning that a belching, groaning passenger seated directly behind a local woman had announced, “Oh fuck.” Reports indicated that the passenger had spent several minutes prior to his
Park ranger Stella Leonard, 37, succumbed to her injuries Thursday after being mauled by a tourist.
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Sports
New York entered the deadline with some question marks -- and left it with the lack of a splashy move.
Falcons edge rusher Jalon Walker has a torn ACL, a source told NFL Network, likely ending his 2026 season.
Two-time Cy Young Award winner Tarik Skubal didn't have his best stuff in his Los Angeles debut, landing only 51 strikes on 85 pitches, but the Dodgers also offered little run support as they dropped a 5-1 outing to the Cubs.
George Lombard Jr. became the third-youngest Yankee to homer in his first game, and he did it on a night when his little brother also went deep in his own professional debut.
Luka Doncic's ex-fiancée Anamaria Goltes is withdrawing her petition seeking child support and attorney fees from the Lakers star.
Multiple sources told ESPN that former Mets pitcher Freddy Peralta in June arranged for franchise cornerstones Juan Soto and Francisco Lindor to vent and work through their disconnected relationship.
Arizona Cardinals rookie quarterback Carson Beck, who led the Miami Hurricanes to the College Football Playoff final last season, will make his NFL starting debut Thursday night in the Hall of Fame Game against the Carolina Panthers.
The Bears and star right tackle Darnell Wright reached agreement Tuesday on a historic four-year, $116 million extension that includes $93M guaranteed, sources told ESPN's Jeremy Fowler and NFL Network's Ian Rapoport.
The new season of "Ted Lasso" was filmed in the U.S. at a real-life NWSL club for a cameo that serves as a key plot point of the show.
Brock Lesnar, a 10-time WWE world champ and former UFC heavyweight champ, said his match at WWE SummerSlam was his last and that he's retiring from combat sports.
Big Ten Media Days are in the books, and it's clear to Geoff Schwartz that at least one squad will eclipse its win total and another will fall short.
All-Star back to North Wilkesboro? What about Chicago and San Diego? Watching NASCAR's 2027 schedule moves unfold has been intriguing.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
LIV Golf announced a plan for the 2027 season that includes backing from multiple investors.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Every team has at least one player they believe is on the verge of becoming a star. Here is one breakout candidate for each AFC team.
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Tech
Like birthdays in late May and most of June, it's all about Gemini.
Creators will be granted access to a deep library of Disney assets to use in their videos.
YouTube allows AI-generated videos, but they have to abide by a specific set of rules.
Peloton's new bikes do more to warrant the space they take up in your home.
We tested coolers on camping trips, road trips, beach days, and at parties to bring you our favorite models for every situation. The Yeti Tundra Haul is our top pick.
NASA says its PUNCH mission has greatly advanced the prediction of solar storms.
MagSafe accessories make your phone feel uniquely yours. These are our favorites, including Android-friendly Qi2 picks.
This affordable, portable projector doesn’t try to be a cinematic marvel, but it’s fun to use.
A new study shows how the big cats cause deer to move away from roads and deeper into the forest, where they pose less of a hazard to motorists.
A startup has created beagles without the gene that causes runny noses and watery eyes for allergy sufferers.
“Myst” sold over 6 million copies in the ’90s. Its latest sequel couldn’t shore up any funding, pointing to an existential crisis among double-A games.
Mugshawtys and similar pages often frame mugshots as thirst traps. The women featured are mocked and are sometimes sexually harassed in a form of public shaming.
Lose something? Here are the best Bluetooth trackers to avoid pocket-patting panic.
Samsung's latest memory and storage tech is mostly designed for data centers, not consoles or PCs.
The UK AI Security Institute says OpenAI's and and Anthropic's models engaged in deceptive behavior and harmful activity during testing.
Nobody likes getting a swab shoved up their nose. A startup in Japan has developed a much less intrusive system.
If you're searching for an on-water nav app that also includes tunes, WhatsApp and other apps, there's finally a solution.
Samsung’s folding phone family has a new middle child with a fresh form factor, but which of its eighth-gen foldables is right for you?
Texas governor orders audit of new data centers after realizing over 400 gigawatts of power is a lot
The state already hosts more than 500 data centers.
Electronic Arts is once again a privately held company, but it's saddled with $20 billion in new debt.
Entertainment
Perez Hilton gave no indication he was distressed in the weeks leading up to alarming behavior on a live stream that prompted a police response ... his most recent social media posts were positive -- and religious. The gossip mogul shared a pair of…
Martha Stewart used to envy her married friends after her marriage fell apart in 1990 ... but now she says the joke's on them -- because she's got no stone around her neck. The businesswoman and media personality recreated her iconic 1995 PEOPLE…
In-N-Out is speaking out after one of its own was killed in a recent mass shooting in Idaho ... saying the company is devastated by the loss and is now focused on helping the victim's loved ones. The popular burger chain released an emotional…
Here's Rihanna just twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerking all over A$AP Rocky while partying in her home country of Barbados! The Grammy winner bent over and got low as she moved up on her man as they celebrated at what appeared to be a nightclub…
Shawn Mendes just went public with his relationship with girlfriend Bruna Marquezine ... ringing in her birthday with a doting post on Instagram! Check it out -- the pop star celebrated Bruna's 31st birthday with a sweet caption in which he called…
A popular Mexican influencer was killed while livestreaming by a gunman who drove up on a motorcycle. The shocking incident went down Tuesday in the Mexican city of Culiacan and was captured by Cesar Gastelum on his live stream before he was shot…
The heavily armed gunman who popped up at Trump National Golf Course in California has been federally charged -- and he now faces 10 years in The Big House if convicted. In a federal criminal complaint, prosecutors charged 38-year-old Jeanine John…
Ian Diaz's best friend Leslie is disgusted by the outcome of "A Toxic Love Story" ... accusing the folks behind the Netflix documentary of pulling a fast one by making her look like a lovesick dope. Here's the deal ... Leslie became a lightning rod…
This week's "Chix On Netflix" winner portrays a character who loves riding horses, and she became the Viscountess after getting married ... If you're not on Netflix, here's your final clue: "Devil Wears Prada 2!" This star has been livin' her best…
Mackenzie Dern's UFC champion, but she hasn't come close to accomplishing all her goals ... 'cause the MMA star says she wants to be the greatest ever in her division! The strawweight champ stopped by the TMZ Sports office for a chat with Babcock…
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