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CNBC ranked only red states as worst to live in, but Census data shows Tennessee, Texas, and Utah are leading the nation in population growth.
Singer Dave Matthews paused a concert to condemn ICE agents over the killing of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston, calling agents "a--holes."
A growing homeless encampment near Manhattan's Intrepid Museum has sparked complaints as Mayor Zohran Mamdani outlines the city's response.
Caitlin Clark and the Indiana Fever drew 1.04 million viewers on cable at 10 p.m. ET on a Wednesday, a historic first for the WNBA.
Brown University economics professor Roberto Serrano reported that 40 students in his class suspiciously scored a perfect score on his midterm exam this year.
Nikki Bella confirmed on "The Nikki & Brie Show" that her infamous offer to "panty drop for Batman" still stands, leaving fans wondering which version.
Jen Belichick, wife of Steve Belichick, reportedly faces an arrest order after allegedly missing court over a speeding violation in North Carolina.
President Donald Trump accused The New York Times of wanting the U.S. to lose its war with Iran and threatened imminent strikes on Pickaxe Mountain near Natanz.
Bryce Harper claims he read a FanDuel script "in good faith," but the Cameo video explicitly names the sportsbook in a growing betting controversy.
Gianni Infantino says FIFA will discuss expanding to 64 teams after the 2026 FIFA World Cup shattered attendance records and had massive TV ratings.
Satire
Is Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell really still alive? A new photo of him in a hospital bed with his wife by his side appears to confirm it... or does it?
CHICAGO, IL — Local police successfully dispersed the mob at a "teen takeover" event in the downtown area Friday night by firing thousands of job applications directly into the crowd.
WASHINGTON—Stipulating that the South Caucasus nation should be nothing but ash by the time it’s all over, the will of recently deceased Sen. Lindsey Graham orders his estate to start a war with Azerbaijan, sources confirmed Monday. “The entirety of the document consists of very specific battl
WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that every second counted during a cardiac episode, doctors on Monday praised first responders for being too late to save Lindsay Graham from an aortic dissection. “Paramedics had a very short window to save Sen. Graham, and thankfully they did not make it in time,” said
U.S. — Podcast host Megyn Kelly surprised listeners on Monday when, during an expletive-filled monologue, she claimed to have never heard of whatever a "Candace Owens" is.
ATLANTA, GA — Health officials issued an urgent public warning Thursday, revealing that over 450,000 people lose their lives annually due to becoming completely lost inside their own hoodies.
U.S. — The party of love, peace, and tolerance held nationwide parades today to celebrate the death of a political enemy.
ÄLMHULT — Home furnishing giant IKEA announced that all purchases of its assemble-at-home furniture would now include helpful instructions on how to swear in Swedish.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an emotional tribute to the fallen longtime South Carolina senator, President Donald Trump announced today the implementation of the "Lindsey Graham Memorial Strait of Hormuz Blockade."
SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY, CA—Tugging down his blue jeans as tens of thousands of heliostat mirrors angled the noonday sun in his direction, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was reportedly overheard saying “Time to become immortal” Monday while he exposed his perineum atop
WASHINGTON—Launching into the address without any preamble or provocation, the nation’s alcoholics held a spontaneous press conference Monday to share a list of places where it’s okay to drink. “Bars are the obvious first choice, but once the uptight scolds kick you out just for having a goo
NEW YORK—Admitting that he might bear some responsibility for the NBA’s recent struggles, commissioner Adam Silver acknowledged Tuesday that the league’s declining ratings could very well have something to do with how he looks. “Unfortunately, we’ve suffered a steady drop in viewership ov
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These roommates were accidentally married Wednesday after getting high and going to City Hall to apply for an exotic pet license.
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According to the Coast Guard, more than 500 lives are lost annually in recreational boating accidents on U.S. waterways. The Onion shares tips for safely operating a boat. To ensure clear passage, tape permit signs to the water where you plan to boat 48 hours in advance Situate elderly passengers on
A U.S. Food and Drug Administration study concluded that trace amounts of heavy metals found in tampons, including lead and arsenic, are not released during use at levels high enough to be harmful. What do you think?
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BIRMINGHAM, AL — Local man Brett Callahan informed his wife that he wouldn't be able to mow the lawn today as he was completely tied up playing a lawn-mowing simulator.
To showcase his nation’s defense industry, President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan of Türkiye presented each NATO leader with a Turkish-made revolver engraved with their name, as well as six rounds of live ammunition. What do you think?
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Sports
Who are the elite QBs in the NFL right now? Which passer ranks No. 1? And where do multiple top names from the 2024 draft class land on our top-10 list?
Fernández was subbed on in the 79th minute of El Paso's USL Cup match against New Mexico United.
The Milwaukee Brewers ace showed off a special Pokémon-themed All-Star Game glove that includes a Charizard card inside of it.
Ready to watch sluggers swing for the fences? We have your one-stop shop for the most power-packed day of the baseball calendar.
What you need to know about this year's hitters -- and the coaches and fathers they chose for their big moment.
Major League Baseball is facing a potential work stoppage over management's proposed salary cap.
We adjusted our ranking after removing former No. 1 player Brendan Sorsby.
Beginning with next year's NCAA women's basketball tournament, the top 16 teams will be placed in the bracket in their true ranking regardless of conference affiliation.
The Rams' Alaric Jackson will not face a felony charge after he was arrested on a domestic violence charge in June, the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office confirmed to ESPN.
Eleven Division I athletes -- all who depleted their eligibility in the 2025-26 season, have filed a federal class action lawsuit alleging that the NCAA's new eligibility rules adversely affected their ability to extend their college careers.
Erling Haaland and his Norway teammates were welcomed home by a crowd of thousands following their historic World Cup achievements in North America.
How to Bet on the World Cup Semifinals With DraftKings, BetMGM, and FanDuel and More.
INDYCAR took to The White House — complete with a real pit stop — as the series promoted the upcoming Freedom 250.
What's the best way to wager on the Spain-France semifinal match? Will Hill breaks it down.
The starting lineups for Tuesday night's MLB All-Star Game have been announced.
One number that defines the first part of the 2026 MLB season for all 30 teams.
The MLB legend offers his thoughts on today's game, the stars he enjoys watching and why you might see him with a camera in his hands.
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Kalshi Promo Code FOXSPORTS Unlocks a $10 Bonus Ahead of Tonight's MLB Home Run Derby.
Don't let a thrilling World Cup match get in the way of a friendship – especially when it's between two of the best players on the planet.
Tech
Project Hail Mary, They Will Kill You, and The Long Walk are among the films deserving of your eyeballs this month.
Bring on the magenta and peach.
The actor, who died at age 78 on Monday, embodied a passionate approach to research and positive masculinity in his role as paleontologist Alan Grant in the 1993 blockbuster Jurassic Park.
Apple’s revamped Siri is more than a voice assistant; it’s now the backbone of the iPhone user experience. You can try it now through the iOS 27 public beta.
Bit by bit, Windows 11 is healing.
Try the new Siri AI and system-wide performance improvements.
The Los Angeles police department did not renew its contract with Flock due to data privacy concerns.
The video assistant referee system, or VAR, has led to some controversial calls at the 2026 World Cup. Here’s why.
Angelo Martino helped scam ransomware victims out of over $75 million, officials said.
The two subscription services offer more than just extra storage, but getting the right one can save you money.
Chipset makers and router manufacturers are talking about Wi-Fi 8, but what is the new standard, and when will it arrive?
Bingers is expected to launch by the end of July as a replacement for TV Time.
A dozen state attorneys general filed an antitrust lawsuit to stop the Paramount / Warner Bros. Discovery merger.
A Tesla representative at a DC hearing said the vehicle is “an active product being built.” But its timeline isn’t clear.
Games Done Quick said it would not accept funds from or work with SNK in the future.
Despite a complete lack of evidence, everyone from Russia to Israel and Iran is being blamed for Lindsey Graham’s death.
Android and iOS both have built-in tools to easily open QR codes from screenshots.
These butt-cleaning machines also offer luxe features like custom seat warming and adjustable water flows.
Swimming against the iGarden Swim Jet X Pro 10’s artificial current is a real workout, even if it doesn’t quite replace a full-size lap pool.
By some benchmarks, Julia code can run 10X to 1,000X faster than Python—but there’s a reason it’s not a very popular programming language.
Entertainment
Amanda Batula and West Wilson are already fueling fresh "Summer House" buzz before Season 11 even gets underway ... because the Bravo stars were spotted hanging out together at a Montana bar during a wedding weekend. Witnesses tell TMZ…
Tommy Tuberville says he has complete faith in President Donald Trump to handle the nuclear codes ... even as Trump threatens devastating military action against Iran. Jacob caught up with the Alabama senator Monday on Capitol Hill, and TT made it…
Jason Tartick is officially off the market ... 'cause the former 'Bachelorette' star is engaged to girlfriend Kathryn Hurley. Jason shared the big news Monday on Instagram, posting a carousel of professional photos capturing the moment he got down…
Lindsay Clancy's husband will testify in her defense, even though she's on trial for murdering their 3 young children. According to a copy of the witness list, obtained by People, Patrick Clancy will take the stand for the defense. The witness list…
Rep. Thomas Massie says his "prison sentence" -- i.e., serving in the House of Reps -- has been commuted (he's been voted out), and he has no interested in changing prison cells by becoming a senator. The Kentucky Congressman was upbeat Monday with…
Courtney Stodden and her husband Jared Safier aren't giving up on their marriage just yet ... because TMZ has learned the couple is working to repair their relationship after last week's fight that brought police to their Los Angeles home. Sources…
Tom Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson were close to ending their tumultuous relationship after he returned from filming a new reality show ... TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Tom spent three weeks in April filming a…
Seems Norwegian soccer star Erling Haaland is starting to feel more cowboy than Viking ... after spending weeks in the United States for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, he decided to bring home some cowboy keepsakes from Texas ... and they weren't cheap.…
Daveigh Chase's mom revealed her daughter, who was living in an RV near Skid Row when she died, left behind a massive amount of money ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Cathy Chase asked the court to appoint her as…
Ted Cruz is taking Lindsey Graham's death hard ... and when TMZ DC caught up with him on Capitol Hill, he looked like he was fighting to keep it together. Charlie spoke with the Senator from Texas after his close friend's sudden death ... and the…
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