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The 2026 midterm elections are heating up as Republicans and Democrats battle for control of Congress. From Texas and Maine to Michigan, key Senate races, shifting polls and campaign spending battles add to the uncertainty, while both parties look ahead to the 2028 presidential race.
A Philadelphia man faces 76 charges, including murder, after allegedly ambushing police officers, killing one and wounding another, according to officials.
Tyler Huntley scored three touchdowns to rally the Baltimore Ravens past the Atlanta Falcons 30-23 in a dramatic overtime Sunday Night Football win.
Pope Leo XIV called the death penalty "inadmissible" on World Day Against the Death Penalty after the Pentagon announced plans to livestream an execution.
Even MLB's powerhouse Dodgers couldn't solve the Milwaukee Brewers in NLCS Game 1 as Jacob Misiorowski struck out five in a dominant home stand.
Alvaro Pulido Vargas allegedly exploited Venezuela's CLAP food program and housing contracts, funneling billions through U.S. banks to hide bribes.
More than 80 people survived the deadly crossing from Djibouti toward Yemen, while at least 84 remained missing as authorities worked to verify additional victims.
Iran-backed Houthis struck Saudi Arabian airports in Riyadh and Dammam, killing at least 14 and injuring over 300 as experts warn of wider war.
Ella Langley became emotional during her Texas concert explaining why she canceled her sold-out BOK Center show despite Tulsa police finding no credible threat.
House Majority Whip Tom Emmer clashed with Jon Karl on ABC's "This Week," insisting that Democratic socialists on the ballot are actually communists.
Satire
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In what would be the nation’s first public execution in 90 years, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced the Pentagon would livestream Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan’s death by firing squad. What do you think?
The post Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Calling the attention the incident was receiving yet another example of liberal media bias, the White House downplayed on Friday the fact that a hyena was currently biting down on the ass of President Donald Trump. “No one should be surprised that all the scrutiny from the mainstream
GREENSBORO, NC—Growing increasingly whimsical as she unearthed the memory from decades ago, local grandma Agatha Fuller fondly recalled Friday how she had once worked with a homosexual. “His name was Alexander, never Alex, and his hair and his suit were always immaculate,” said Fuller, reminis
WASHINGTON—Vowing to use the full force of the bureau to crack down on anyone who thwarted the values and aims of the United States through such an act, FBI Director Kash Patel formally classified not finishing a hamburger as seditious activity Thursday. “Let me say this loud and clear: Failing
Sixteen years after the release of The Social Network, follow-up film The Social Reckoning is coming to theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the sequel. Q: Who’s the writer and director? A: Aaron Sorkin and, unfortunately, Aaron Sorkin. Q: What’s it about? A: As fans will
DNA analysis of a lock of Thomas Jefferson’s hair has provided the strongest genetic evidence yet that he did in fact father at least one child with the enslaved woman Sally Hemings, as has long been speculated. What do you think?
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ITHACA, NY—In an aggressive attempt to distance itself from an alleged sexual assault at one of its fraternity houses, Cornell University hastily announced Thursday that it was now going by a different name. “We determined that the best way forward was a clean start with total rebranding, and i
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Sports
Liverpool are looking at Hull City GK Konstantinos Tzolakis, while Man United are interested in Fulham teenager Josh King. Transfer Talk has the latest.
After two sweeps in Friday's semifinals, the WNBA Finals are set. Here's how it all went down.
We're breaking down how the Dream and Valkyries match up as they vie for their first WNBA title.
We're grading the biggest free agent signings and extensions, including Jalen Duren's new five-year deal.
Liverpool fans brought banners and chants aplenty, but Man City showed no signs of slowing down in their first match since the Premier League issued its guilty verdict.
VAR often causes controversy, but how are decisions made? Our resident ref, Andy Davies, explains all.
Brice Turang's left-on-left home run to the opposite field off a Tarik Skubal inside fastball awed his teammates, catalyzed the Brewers' offense, and made his extra work in the cage pay off.
Falcons quarterback Michael Penix Jr. left Sunday night's overtime loss to the Ravens late because of a rib injury, but does not believe it will be a long-term issue.
The Dream, dealing with conflicting events at State Farm Arena, are still determining where they will play their home games during the upcoming WNBA Finals.
The Texans completed a trade for Cardinals wide receiver Marvin Harrison Jr., coach DeMeco Ryans told reporters.
Teams celebrated their wins by trolling their opponents on social media -- who had the best troll of Week 5?
37-year-old Joe Brady had a metoric rise to becoming the Bills' head coach. But he and the people who know him best insist to us why Brady will be the one to get it done in Buffalo.
No, you aren't mistaken if you're ready to crown the 49ers and write the Seahawks off. But you might be overreacting if you're buying Texans stock after the Marvin Harrison Jr. trade.
The Brewers' bullpen was the story of Game 1; Alex Rodriguez explains why that's a problem long-term.
The Patriots and Packers are surging after blowout wins on Sunday. See the latest odds to win the Super Bowl.
See the complete 2026 MLB playoff schedule by round, including Wild Card, Division Series, LCS and World Series dates and TV channels.
Jahmyr Gibbs and Trey McBride rewrote the record books, while Justin Herbert’s fourth-quarter struggles produced a stat you wouldn't believe.
It's a rematch of last year's NLCS. Check out the odds and what to know about Brewers-Dodgers.
The pennant races are as close as can be now that we've reached baseball's final four. See the latest odds.
For the first time all season, there is a new World Series favorite. See the latest.
Tech
Foreign phones can bring new features not often seen in the US, but you need to make sure they're compatible with your carrier.
Meta and OpenAI's new AI agents are in direct competition. Here's what each can do, what they cost and who has access.
Know the difference between bits and bytes.
The Xbox Series X and S have seen the same price hikes as all other gaming hardware, but the Series S still provides a lower cost to entry.
Flip phones endured in Japan longer than the US, but the trend is shifting.
A study by Northeastern University and Consumer Reports found that automakers are collecting data to allow advertisers to build in-depth profiles on consumers.
As with most AI tools, Grok's free tier is pretty limited.
3D printers are everywhere, but where one should be placed in your home is something worth looking into.
The RG DDS's main display has a 5:3 aspect ratio while its bottom screen will be 4:3.
Sure, you can set your iPhone's alarm to any time you choose. But there's a hidden limit to how far your choices will stretch, though most users won't reach it.
A long day’s haul in the video game slop mines.
Travel smarter with gifts packed by WIRED’s globe-trotting staffers.
From Red Pill coaches to “Dawah Bros,” influencers are dressing up hypermasculinity and misogyny in religious language—and finding audiences across social platforms.
From the Senate to governors’ mansions, candidates are trying to outcompete each other to be the most anti–data center in races across the US.
Here’s what we know about the record-setting El Niño on a record-hot planet, and the most important questions scientists are trying to answer.
Redwoods adapted to a cool, foggy climate. Now a new study shows they slow down photosynthesis when their environment warms.
Anti-cybercrime initiatives are increasingly using AI to scam the scammers by tricking them into talking to lifelike bots that they think are real victims.
There's more to Lego than just another basic set. We tested tons of Lego-themed gifts to find the perfect ones for the brick builder in your life.
Whether you want a weight log on your phone or a bathroom gadget packed with sensors, I’ve found an option for you.
Humans Watched This Supernova Explode Nearly a Millennium Ago. Now You Can See It in High Definition
The new image isn’t just stunning—it may also provide clues about how this star survived its own explosion.
Entertainment
Dana White won't have to post a job listing for a new runner, 'cause Sal Everett says he isn't goin' anywhere, despite now being a fighter signed to the MMA promotion. Everett, 29, works as a runner for White and the UFC -- his duties include…
American actor Peter Riegert was in his mid 40s when he was cast to play Lt. Mitch Kellaway -- the police lieutenant pursuing Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask -- in the 1994 comedy/action film "The Mask." Peter shared the big screen with Jim Carrey and…
Heather Locklear and Lorenzo Lamas are taking their romance back to Sin City ... and this time, they're turning up the heat in the kitchen, too! The Hollywood couple enjoyed another romantic getaway to Las Vegas over the weekend, and we obtained…
Kelly Clarkson is firing back at a Brooklyn store owner, calling them a "liar" amid a dispute over an expensive singing bird sculpture she says she tried to buy. Kelly took to social media to slam Art of Play’s account of their interaction ...…
Sarah Paulson is remembering her dear friend Diane Keaton on the one-year anniversary of her death ... sharing a sweet throwback photo of the two laughing together alongside Diane's daughter, Dexter White. The "American Horror Story" actress posted…
A Cornell University professor is standing firmly behind the woman at the center of the school's explosive gang rape allegations ... declaring sexual assault is NEVER the victim's fault. Kate Manne, a feminist philosopher and professor at Cornell,…
Kelly Osbourne is opening up about her dramatic weight loss following the death of her father, Ozzy Osbourne ... revealing she's since gained nearly 30 pounds after grief left her barely able to eat. The reality star told The Sun she was shocked…
The Indigo Girls are mourning a heartbreaking loss on the road ... their longtime tour bus driver was killed in a crash in South Carolina, forcing the folk-rock duo to cancel upcoming shows. The driver -- identified by the band as Kirk -- was…
Two close friends of the four University of Idaho murder victims are celebrating a major milestone nearly four years after the horrific killings ... and they made sure their late friends were part of their big day. Emily Alandt and Hunter Johnson…
John Stamos is sharing a heartbreaking health update about his longtime friend and Beach Boys bandmate Mike Love ... revealing the music legend is battling serious health issues, but refusing to step away from the stage. The "Full House" star…
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