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Joshua Culver allegedly forged Chief Justice John Roberts' signature on a fake Supreme Court dismissal order to get his Indiana criminal case thrown out.
The NTSB is investigating after a small plane en route from Anchorage to Seldovia crashed into shallow coastal waters, killing all four people on board.
The prosecutor who secured a conviction for Susan Smith says Lindsay Clancy's defense never proved a break with reality as jurors prepare to deliberate Thursday.
Video captures Qahiem Williams allegedly fleeing a traffic stop and slamming head-on into a Florida school bus carrying 19 children before fleeing on foot.
Matt Gogel claimed he unknowingly placed small recreational golf betting wagers in 2024, resulting in a six-month PGA Tour Champions suspension.
TCU athletics rescinded the Fort Worth Star-Telegram's media credentials days before the Horned Frogs face Bill Belichick's North Carolina team in Dublin.
Good Good Golf faces massive fallout as Dick's Sporting Goods, Golf Galaxy and PGA Tour Superstore pull merchandise from shelves over a controversial ad.
Jeanine John Taele allegedly had Melania Trump's schedule and Secret Service personnel details among 208 pages of writings found in seven notebooks.
Bodega owners rallied in Harlem to oppose Zohran Mamdani's city-run grocery stores, filing two lawsuits that allege civil rights violations.
Trump listed Roger Clemens' 354 wins and record seven Cy Young Awards on Truth Social, blasting baseball writers for keeping him out of Cooperstown.
Satire
U.S. — After Enes Kanter caused a big dramatic scene in public, the WNBA was forced to admit that the former NBA player is indeed a woman.
CHICAGO—Growing visibly alarmed as he speculated about the unclouded liquid’s implications for his long-term health, 53-year-old Charles Lewis reportedly became terrified Tuesday morning after his urine came out clear for the first time in his life. “Oh Jesus, it just looks like water—I’ve
PHILADELPHIA—Suggesting that the nation was increasingly prioritizing speed and efficiency in speaking, a report released Tuesday by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that more Americans are abandoning lengthy conversations in favor of one really big word. “Our extensive survey
LOS ANGELES—Empowering their users to be completely upfront about their intentions, officials for the dating app Raya announced Tuesday they were launching an all-new PR Relationship Mode. “Whether you’re looking for a 23-year-old model to serve as your latest beard or a fellow Hollywood A-lis
New evidence suggests Amazon is buying up rare books and tearing their pages from their spines in order to feed its AI models with unique information. What do you think?
The post Amazon Destroying Rare Books To Train AI appeared first on The Onion.
MENLO PARK, CA—Providing an internal update on his latest breakthrough in the smart technology sector, Meta founder Mark Zuckerberg reportedly invited employees to behold the company’s “new AI” Monday as he lifted his top to display his tinfoil-covered nipples. “Here, beneath my humble sh
PEORIA, IL — County officials said they would not stand in the way after local man Christopher P. Smith putting his children up for adoption after they told him the 1989 "Weird" Al Yankovic film UHF wasn't funny.
WASHINGTON—Swarming the nation’s airports as they rushed to board any available transatlantic flight, the U.S. populace decided Monday that if Harry and Meghan were going to the U.K., the rest of America was going with ’em. “Sure, it’ll be a big adjustment, but then again, what’s the po
VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the military to seize control of Canada's maple syrup supply.
NEW YORK, NY — Over the weekend, Dr. Robert Bruce Banner shared a little insight into how he was able to maintain some semblance of control over his transformation into the Incredible Hulk by confirming a deep, personal secret: he's always angry at the Jews.
LANCASTER, PA — Local officials confirmed on Monday that a new data center had been constructed to handle the massive influx of online rants about data centers.
People may think Ohio has nothing to offer, but they're wrong. It's still part of America, and that makes it one of the 50 best places in the world to live.
Regulators around the world are cracking down on energy drinks, citing serious health risks associated with high levels of caffeine and sugar. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding the popular beverage. MYTH: Excessive consumption can lead to depression and even suicidal thoughts
OTTAWA — With the United States imposing massive tariffs on Canada over the weekend, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney vowed to bring the U.S. to its knees with a crippling moose tariff.
THE HEAVENS—Noting that a marked downward trend had developed this fiscal year and showed no signs of stopping, The Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, reported He was concerned Monday over what He called “troubling” Q3 circumcision numbers. “Sure, with the declining birth rate, we expect
SAN MATEO, CA—Noting that the students had known about the assignment since their end-of-year dismissal back in May, Sofia Suarez, a biology teacher at Hillsdale High School, informed her class Wednesday that she was disappointed no one had done their summer dissecting. “All right, you had thre
The post Trump Makes Repeated Verbal Flubs While Performing ‘Wild Wild West’ Theme Song appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Manchester City are keen on Everton winger Iliman Ndiaye but could face competition from Arsenal. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Here are 10 players who either really need to find a solution, or promise to be the subject of intense speculation, ahead of the transfer window slamming shut on Sept. 1.
Jonathan Kuminga agreed to a two-year, $12.4 million deal with the Timberwolves, which includes a player option, his agent told ESPN's Shams Charania. Part of Minnesota's pitch is that Kuminga will fill the vacant starting power forward slot.
The NFL is eliminating the Pro Bowl Games, instead shifting the focus to celebrating the honor of being a Pro Bowl selection.
Commissioner Roger Goodell said the NFL is looking into whether 49ers owner Jed York will be punished for violating the league's personal conduct policy after he was caught in a prostitution sting in Ohio.
The Cubs and star outfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong were left fuming Wednesday after umpires missed a pivotal balk call in what ended up being a 2-0 Chicago loss to the Arizona Diamondbacks in Phoenix.
The Big 12 has unanimously agreed to ban professionals from returning in all sports, the conference announced Wednesday.
Tristan Peters homered in a fifth straight game for the White Sox on Wednesday night, tying a franchise record and matching the MLB rookie mark.
Five-star defensive tackle Jalen Brewster, the top-ranked recruit in the 2027 cycle, has reaffirmed his commitment to Texas Tech and will shut down his recruitment.
The weekly talk show will debut Oct. 20, opening day of the NBA regular season, and was recorded in front of a live studio audience.
Jacksonville took a huge step forward last season and now is trying to validate that success with more of the same in 2026.
Here is the latest on Wednesday from around the league.
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With the regular season quickly approaching, Colin Cowherd provided his division predictions and projected playoff field for the NFC on Wednesday's edition of The Herd.
Bettors are low on belief when it comes to Bill Belichick in his second year with UNC. Patrick Everson breaks down that and more.
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Tech
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Songs using gen-AI as a support tool will still be allowed, so long as they're "substantially human made."
The console was subject to added fees under the Trump administration's original tariff regime.
Transparency from the company is good, but real trust in its people would be better.
When it comes to Apple Silicon, a higher number doesn't necessarily mean a better chip.
Netflix is the exclusive home of the GTA VI trailer for six hours on Thursday.
JBL's new speaker/light hybrid will cost $330.
Eight Sunday night NWSL matches will be available to watch for free through The Roku Channel.
Soundcore's latest projector is bright enough to use in daylight with the shades up.
Which of Apple's new computers should you get?
Devolver Digital squares up to Rockstar with a mascot platformer out the same day as GTA 6.
Entertainment
Bryant McKinnie is ready to trade the trenches for the draft room! The retired Pro Bowl tackle, who starred for the Minnesota Vikings and later won a Super Bowl with the Baltimore Ravens, recently swung by the TMZ offices, where he told Babcock…
Better known as Tech N9ne, American rapper Aaron Dontez Yates rose to fame with hits like "Caribou Lou," "Sex Out South," and "Hood Go Crazy." The Kansas City native is known for his lightning-fast, tongue-twisting raps and intense, theatrical…
Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman were looking magical for the London premiere of "Practical Magic 2." The actresses stunned on the carpet ... each sporting sexy slits that went up thigh-high. Sandra was lookin' gorgeous in Givenchy, rocking a…
The NFL is checking to see if Jed York's prostitution arrest has violated their conduct policy. Commissioner Roger Goodell said at the owners' meeting in Atlanta Wednesday that the League is looking into it. He said ... "It's being reviewed under…
Bianca Censori just got an early lesson in Kardashian kid duty ... hitting a Los Angeles mall with Kanye West's daughter, Chicago, and Dream Kardashian. Bianca took the two cousins out for a girls' day Wednesday, looking right at home in stepmom…
A Panda Express customer says he was stunned when he saw an employee standing on top of a fryer station and spraying cleaning chemicals as food was being prepared below ... and it’s all on video. The footage, recorded in early July at a Milwaukee…
Dolly Parton fans are pushing to honor the country singer in a huge way following her death by renaming Nashville International Airport after her. A Change.org petition calling for the airport to become "Dolly Parton International Airport" has now…
CoolKicks LA owner Adeel Shams is taking to the internet to clear his name in the stolen sneaker raid at his store last October. Adeel posted a lengthy video Wednesday, explaining no criminal charges were filed against him or CoolKicks in the…
Melissa Etheridge is remembering Dolly Parton for something that went far beyond her music -- her remarkable ability to bring people together, even across deep cultural and political divides. The singer joined TMZ Live the day after Parton’s…
Jimmy Butler's baby mama says she's living with the NBA superstar after their nasty legal war over child custody and support ... TMZ has learned. Jimmy's ex-girlfriend, Kaitlin Nowak, filed court docs explaining she recently worked out a…
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