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• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
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Pennsylvania governor Josh Shapiro said Kamala Harris' vetting team wasn't respectful to his wife during the interviews he went through as Harris selected her running mate.
Warriors' Steve Kerr claims 'misinformation' in media dividing Americans after CBP-involved shooting
Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr claimed on Sunday that Americans are being "divided by media for profit" and "misinformation" after a Border Patrol-involved deadly shooting.
Barack and Michelle Obama condemned federal immigration tactics in Minnesota after Alex Pretti's fatal shooting in Minneapolis on Saturday.
Gov. Tim Walz likened Minnesota immigration enforcement to the Holocaust and Anne Frank after a fatal Minneapolis shooting that killed VA nurse Alex Pretti, saying children now fear leaving home.
The Denver Broncos and New England Patriots on Sunday battled to see who would represent the AFC in Super Bowl next month. The Patriots came out on top.
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt disagrees with President Donald Trump's immigration policies after the deadly shooting of Alex Pretti in Minneapolis on Saturday.
Netanyahu agrees to reopen Gaza's Rafah crossing under President Trump's 20-point peace plan, pending the recovery of the final Israeli hostage.
Federal officials say Minneapolis unrest derailed immigration arrest, leaving suspect at large while ICE agent lost part of finger to agitator bite.
Another UFC betting scandal emerged, but it was caught before the fight as CEO Dana White pulled the Michael Johnson-Alex Hernandez bout at UFC 324 on Saturday night.
Common kitchen foods may be damaging your gut health without you knowing it. A nutrition expert reveals four surprising culprits harming your microbiome.
Satire
Second Lady Usha Vance announced she and Vice President JD Vance are expecting their fourth child amid public speculation about the health of their relationship. What do you think?
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HOLLYWOOD, CA — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences released its list of Oscar nominees for 2026, with Sinners being nominated for "Best Movie We Have To Nominate Or Else We Will Be Called Racist."
CUPERTINO, CA — Sources within Apple's Software Engineering Division confirmed that their team was working around the clock to make the next iOS update even worse than the current one.
NEW YORK, NY — The woman behind YouTube's most popular and beloved educational content for children found herself in hot water, as Ms. Rachel issued a public apology for accidentally spray-painting "GO AWAY JEWS" on a synagogue.
WASHINGTON—Warning that any attempt to spend time inside a personal residence constituted hostile interference with federal operations, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Thursday that being in the privacy of one’s own home would now be deemed an obstruction of justice. “W
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thursday for routinely employing fatal use of force without obtaining the proper warrants. “For weeks
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Another long day of work was on the docket, as white liberal women clocked in for another long day of protesting the arrest of migrant sex offenders.
U.S. — Attorney General Pam Bondi has announced that after almost a year on the job, she has finally figured out what the acronym "DOJ" stands for.
U.S. — Tragedy unfolded at a sporting event over the weekend, as a professional athlete was struck by lightning after unexcusably failing to thank Jesus Christ for giving his team the victory in the game.
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DAVOS — One day after his speech that made headlines at a gathering of world leaders at the World Economic Forum, U.S. President Donald Trump announced a new round of tariffs on everyone who didn't laugh at his jokes.
David Hammond passed away Sunday at the age of 81. In lieu of flowers, his family requests that mourners place a three-team parlay on the Lions, Colts, and Titans to cover, as it’s essentially free money.
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LOS ANGELES—Noting that this year’s nominations had once again completely omitted an important sector of cinema, actor Tim Allen took to social media Thursday to call out the Oscars for failing to recognize movies where a guy turns into a dog. “By not elevating these films, the Academy is send
MILFORD, MA—Wincing at the blast of guttural sobs erupting from the speaker as she picked up, local woman Anna Higgins reportedly threw herself on a grenade Tuesday by answering a phone call from her dysregulated friend. “I’m so sorry, Jennifer—it must be really hard to get dumped so soon af
President Trump announced Wednesday that a framework for a future Greenland deal had been reached. The Onion assesses the veracity of Trump’s statements regarding Greenland. Claim: Greenland needs protection from Russia and China. Partially true: Greenland needs protection from Russia, China, an
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Sports
Kenneth Walker III rushed for a two-yard touchdown, giving the Seattle Seahawks an early lead over the Los Angeles Rams.
While Maye had an MVP-like season on the field, he also skyrocketed in popularity off the field.
Vrabel is the eighth coach in NFL history to reach a Super Bowl in his first season.
Watch Zach Top sing the National Anthem ahead of the NFC Championship between the Los Angeles Rams and Seattle Seahawks.
It's Day 9 at the Australian Open, and a bumper crowd is expected at Melbourne Park on this public holiday Monday. Our reporters are on the ground bringing you all the latest news, results, schedules, and more.
Man United are 12 points behind league-leading Arsenal, but after beating the Gunners on Sunday, can the Red Devils pull off an unlikely title push?
Three straight losses sent the Sooners tumbling out of the top 16. They return after beating South Carolina.
The NFL on FOX crew previews the NFC Championship Game, along with how the Los Angeles Rams can overcome the crowd noise in Seattle.
New England just went from 4-13 in 2024 to the Super Bowl with Mike Vrabel.
Warriors forward Jonathan Kuminga has been diagnosed with a bone bruise in his left knee and will be reevaluated "in the coming days," the team announced.
The Giants are hiring former Titans defensive coordinator Dennard Wilson for the same role on John Harbaugh's staff, sources told ESPN's Dan Graziano and Jordan Raanan on Sunday.
Here are the women's college basketball teams that are still undefeated in the 2025-2026 season.
Here are the men's college basketball teams that are still undefeated in the 2025-2026 season.
Only three teams remain. Here are the latest Super Bowl odds.
The Patriots are headed to their 12th Super Bowl, the most by any franchise in NFL history. Here are our takeaways from the AFC title game.
The "NFL on FOX" crew react and break down the New England Patriots 10-7 win over the Denver Broncos in the AFC Championship.
South Carolina bounced back after a loss to Oklahoma State to end Vanderbilt's undefeated season with a dominant victory.
See which squads are favored to make it to the Super Bowl in San Francisco, now that the conference title games are set.
Tech
Never underestimate the chilling powers of grainy grayscale imagery and ethereal whooshing sounds. Outside Parties asks, "What if I Spy, but in an alien hell dimension?", and it is impressively unnerving despite the fact that nothing's really happening at any given time. It goes all in on atmosphere
Microsoft issued another out-of-band update to fix a bug that caused Outlook to crash for Windows 11 users. This second emergency patch addresses issues seen with Outlook and files stored in the cloud following Microsoft's January 2026 Windows security update.
According to Microsoft, this update fix
Democratic lawmakers have few options that wouldn’t trigger something like civil war.
A new and improved Siri may finally make an appearance, but this time, it could be with a Google Gemini glow up. According to Bloomberg's Mark Gurman, Apple wants to announce a new Siri in "the second half of February" that will show off the results of its recently announced partnership with Google
There's a new trailer for the upcoming Super Mario movie, The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, and it confirms some beloved characters are joining the crew for its latest adventure. The trailer provides our first official look at Yoshi in the new movie, whose appearance was leaked back in the fall by a Pil
Your Gmail inbox should now be back to normal after Saturday’s hiccups. Google said in an update on X on Saturday night that the issue, which affected the automatic filters that keep Gmail users’ inboxes free from the clutter of promotional emails, non-urgent updates and spam, “is now fully r
This new prescription hearing aid has a special chip designed to improve hearing in noisy conditions.
A thin, watery layer coating the surface of ice is what makes it slick. Despite a great deal of theorizing over the centuries, though, it isn't entirely clear why that layer forms.
You don't need to Ernest Shackleton yourself to reap the benefits of cold plunging. A calm, controlled ice bath is key.
Who cares about kids when adult collectors are willing to pay top dollar?
This is the easiest to use 3D printer I've ever tried.
Keep things smelling fresh with these handy home gadgets. After researching and testing over a dozen devices, the Urpower Aroma is our favorite for most people.
Within minutes of the shooting, the Trump administration and right-wing influencers began disparaging the man shot by a federal immigration officer on Saturday in Minneapolis.
A new federal filing from ICE demonstrates how commercial tools are increasingly being considered by the government for law enforcement and surveillance.
OpenAI may have called GPT-5.2 its "most advanced frontier model for professional work," but tests conducted by the Guardian cast doubt on its credibility. According to the report, OpenAI's GPT-5.2 model cited Grokipedia, the online encyclopedia powered by xAI, when it came to specific, but controve
Before Electronic Arts goes private in a groundbreaking sale, some US lawmakers are pleading for some federal oversight. Democratic members of the US Congress, as part of the Congressional Labor Caucus, penned a letter asking the Federal Trade Commission to "thoroughly review" the $55 billion acquis
Waymo has caught the attention of the National Transportation Safety Board as the federal agency launched an official investigation into the company for its robotaxis improperly passing school buses in Austin, Texas. The NTSB said on X that it would "examine the interaction between Waymo vehicles an
Google has started rolling out a new feature for its Photos app that can turn your images into memes. The feature, called Me Meme, uses Google Gemini to take meme templates and recreate them with the photo you use from within the app. It’s still in its experimental stages and will only be availabl
Responsibly dispose of your food scraps with one of these indoor, (mostly) odor-free, WIRED-tested devices.
Apple’s iOS 26 and watchOS 26 introduced a new fitness companion called Workout Buddy. This feature uses Apple Intelligence to provide spoken feedback during workouts and give motivation based on your activity history. Workout Buddy analyzes your pace, heart rate, distance and other metrics to del
Entertainment
Kendall Jenner gave fans a well-rounded view of her bodacious bottom, and if you wanna sneak a peek at her cheeks, we got your back(side)! Starting with a fairly innocent pose, Kendall sits on the edge of a bed, giving a smoldering look to the…
Flyysoulja is getting help -- checking into rehab months after suffering a drug-induced psychotic episode ... TMZ has learned. The Island Boys rapper tells us he's heading into detox to address his substance issues and focus on becoming "a better…
Two of the three Beckham boys -- Romeo and Cruz -- stepped out in Paris, France, Saturday with their respective girlfriends, Kim Turnbull and Jackie Apostel, while their brother Brooklyn preserved his rift with the family. The couples are in The…
Justin Baldoni's dad Sam is still proud of his son, despite the sexual harassment allegations plaguing the 42-year-old director ... which Sam seemed to refer to as "injustice." Sam posted a tribute for Justin's 42nd birthday Saturday, writing, "I…
Barack and Michelle Obama released a strong-worded joint statement Sunday, breaking their silence on the killing of Alex Pretti, making one thing clear ... "This has to stop." Calling Pretti's death a heartbreaking tragedy that "should be a wake-up…
You know the old saying, "everything's bigger in Texas?" Well, we've got a little secret for you ... everything's crazier in Florida -- especially the hot bods on the celebs from the Sunshine State! The thing is, you're gonna have to guess who…
It's been hard out here for a pimp! So hard that Cassy from Boston lied about vabbing 50 times a day, thinking it would attract more dates ... and it did! To be fair ... the type of guy interested in you because of your addiction to applying your…
Border Patrol agents didn't disengage after the fatal shooting of Alex Pretti -- new video shows chaotic confrontations with bystanders continuing in the streets of Minneapolis. As we reported ... newly released footage from the deadly encounter…
Border Control chief Greg Bovino was eviscerated Sunday on CNN, when anchor Dana Bash tore into the Trump Administration's story that Alex Pretti was killed because he was brandishing a weapon and was there to massacre border patrol agents. Bash…
Alex Honnold says the money he made free solo climbing one of the tallest skyscrapers in the world was shockingly low. The legendary rock climber revealed his payday for scaling Taipei 101 -- a 1,667 foot, 101-story tower -- was "embarrassingly…
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