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Minnesota schools close after ICE shooting sparks protests. Experts say political decision will harm students like COVID did. Remote learning returns.
Make breakfast at home faster with tools like mini waffle makers, sandwich presses and electric griddles.
A hiker was found dead in the California mountains after searching for lost friends, authorities said. Rescue teams successfully saved the initial four missing hikers.
Pro Football Hall of Famer Troy Aikman on Sunday offered a sobering reminder to the Houston Texans when it comes to C.J. Stroud and the offense.
A report indicates that Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro noted in his forthcoming book that the idea of becoming Kamala Harris's vice president "just didn’t feel right for some reason."
DOJ launches federal investigation after anti-ICE protesters allegedly stormed St. Paul church during services, disrupting worship and congregation.
Trump advisor Kevin Hassett calls for "cooler heads to prevail" as president threatens Denmark with tariffs over Greenland acquisition deal negotiations.
Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado says "free and fair" elections will come “eventually" after meeting with President Donald Trump, but offers no timeline as the transition unfolds.
Bipartisan Russia sanctions package would impose tariffs on countries buying Russian oil and gas, primarily targeting China and India energy purchases.
Political firestorm erupts as Chicago's mayor calls to "abolish ICE" after accusing federal agents of undermining city's historic crime reduction gains.
Satire
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Antifa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.
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Federal prosecutors secured indictments against 26 individuals they accused of rigging college basketball games, with the defendants facing charges that include bribery in sports, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, wire fraud, and aiding and abetting. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Panting excitedly as he trotted from room to room displaying his prized possession, a giddy President Donald Trump was reportedly seen Friday strutting all around the White House with a Nobel Peace Prize in his mouth. “Aw, you can tell the president really loves that thing—he even h
So-called “pink cocaine,” a hazardous polydrug that can contain ketamine, ecstasy, meth, and sometimes fentanyl, is increasingly being found in U.S. nightclubs among users unaware of its dangerous contents. What do you think?
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SAN FRANCISCO—In a jarring departure from his usual brash, confrontational on-court behavior, Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green reportedly returned from halftime of Thursday night’s game against the Knicks eerily calm, sporting a large scar on his forehead. “Angry noise gone from Dr
Dear Drunk Guy Who Needs To Get Something Off His Chest, I’m a single mom with a 2-year-old son, and the people in the apartment above us play loud music that wakes him from his naps. They turn it down when I ask, but the volume always goes back up a few minutes later. The […]
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MONROE, MI—Citing its ongoing mission to provide customers with the pinnacle of comfort and relaxation, upholstered furniture mainstay La-Z-Boy announced Friday that its latest line of Jasper Rocking Recliners would feature fully adjustable morphine drips. “There’s no better way to relax than
The bride and groom tied the knot this year, 2025, but you wouldn’t know it considering she walked down the aisle to a fucking Lumineers song.
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Sports
Let's sort out Caleb Williams' wild fourth-quarter TD throw, the Broncos' controversial INT, a big Seattle kickoff return TD, a C.J. Stroud pick-six and more.
Kevin Stefanski didn't have a great record in Cleveland, but he'll have more talent to work with in Atlanta.
The Bears had been kings of comeback wins, but the Rams are the ones advancing to the NFC title game.
Chelsea's Enzo Fernández could be available this summer as Real Madrid and PSG monitor his situation. Transfer Talk has the latest.
The Bills fired coach Sean McDermott and promoted Brandon Beane to president after Buffalo again failed to reach the Super Bowl despite its regular-season success.
Tim Bontemps and Brian Windhorst have the latest intel on 10 teams with major deadline decisions.
More than two dozen coaches, scouts and front office members weigh in.
The Miami native and former University of Miami lineman has built his alma mater into a juggernaut
Hold off on any new Stroud deals? Matthew Stafford is in a funk? No Super Bowl yet again for Buffalo? Let's make sense of every divisional round game.
How can the Broncos, Patriots, Rams and Seahawks advance to the Super Bowl?
The Bills are making a major change following their latest playoff disappointment. They've fired Sean McDermott after nine seasons.
Breaking down the biggest talking points from the second round of the postseason.
A quick $15 bet could result in some extra pizza money for one of Indiana's faithful fans. Patrick Everson reports.
See which squads are favored to make it to the Super Bowl in San Francisco, now that the conference title games are set.
The Broncos are adding a quarterback following Bo Nix's season-ending injury.
Only four teams remain. Here are the latest Super Bowl odds.
Here's the NFL playoff picture and schedule ahead of the Sunday slate of Wild Card Weekend.
The Rams are off to the NFC Championship Game after beating the Bears. Here's what we learned.
Patriots quarterback Drake Maye was hoping to playing fellow 2024 NFL Draft prospect Bo Nix and is 'heartbroken' over the Broncos QB's injury.
FOX Sports' Casey Jacobsen shares his latest men's college hoops rankings with several big moves this week.
Tech
Apple keeps most of its product pricing on a tight leash, but we do see the company's AirTags go on sale pretty frequently. Another cost cut has come around for this item just in time for the holidays. Amazon is currently selling a four-pack of AirTags for $65. At a third off the regular cost, that
Meta’s Threads is pulling further ahead of Elon Musk’s X on mobile, based on recent estimates from analytics firm Similarweb, Forbes reports. In the first stretch of January, Threads averaged roughly 143 million daily active users worldwide on mobile devices, compared with about 126 million for
Can you still buy a DJI drone in the US? (Yes.) Will you be able to buy future drones? (Maybe.) Here are the current DJI dos and don’ts.
Your pod coffee maker can get gross over time. Here’s how to clean it up.
All my Gen Z friends want to ditch their smartphones. It’s cool. They’re cool. But there’s more at stake than they think.
From surveys of the pre-Sputnik skies to analysis of interstellar visitors, scientists are rethinking how and where to look for physical traces of alien technology.
Here are the current best bundles from the most popular services.
Instant cameras have become a popular category for one simple reason: they’re fun. You can whip one out at a party or event and take a snap, then a couple of minutes later you have a real, physical, instant photo that everyone can touch, feel and enjoy instead of staring at a screen. It’s also a
A research team has successfully imaged a nova in high resolution—and the images suggest that the nova was not a single, impulsive explosion.
As Europe’s longstanding alliance with the US falters, its push to become a self-sufficient AI superpower has become more urgent.
ExpressVPN is back on sale again, and its two-year plans are up to 78 percent off right now. You can get the Advanced tier for $101 for 28 months. This is marked down from the $392 that this time frame normally costs. On a per-month basis, it works out to roughly $3.59 for the promo period.
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If you weren't able to shut down your Windows 11 device recently, Microsoft has rolled out an emergency fix addressing a couple of critical bugs that popped up with its latest January 2026 Windows security update. The latest "out-of-band" update repairs an issue for some Windows 11 devices that woul
Have a hankering for some audiobooks? Audible is holding one heck of a sale right now, giving users three months of access for $3. That's a dollar per month. This is something of a winter tradition for the Amazon-owned platform and the promotion ends on January 21.
An Audible subscription grants on
You can easily spruce up your nightstand or desk by decluttering a bit, replacing some of those annoying charging cables with a good wireless charging setup. One of our favorites that can handle three devices at once is the UGREEN MagFlow Qi2 3-in-1 Charger Station 25W. Normally $140, it's on sale r
Washington state residents may soon be forced to produce IDs before getting onto websites with pornographic content. Within the state's House of Representatives, Rep. Mari Leavitt introduced House Bill 2112, which is informally known as the Keep Our Children Safe Act. Similar to the initiatives seen
A new year is the perfect time to get your spending in order, and if you're not trying to build your own spreadsheet, budgeting apps are one of the best ways to do it. To save yourself some money in the process, you can pick up a year-long subscription to Monarch Money, one of Engadget's favorite bu
If you want a wireless charger for your iPhone and prefer to stick with Apple, Amazon has a sale that may pique your interest. The retailer is selling the one meter Apple Magsafe charger for $30, saving you $10 off the regular price, while also selling the two meter model for $40 ($10 off).
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We tested the best electric bikes in every category, from commuters and mountain bikes to foldables and cruisers.
Don’t let busted pipes or an overflowing washing machine dampen your day. These WIRED-tested smart water sensors can help you catch problems quicker.
Jeremy Jones’ sustainable snowboard is unbelievably fun in deep powder, steeps, and trees.
Entertainment
Three shark attacks have rocked Sydney, Australia, in a 24-hour period ... leaving one boy fighting for his life after losing both his legs to the jaws of one of the ocean predators, and a man in critical condition after his leg was bitten in the…
Donald Trump's haters are absolutely thriving right now ... Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong has been outspoken about his disdain for the present administration ... and the band has just been tapped to open the Super Bowl! The punk rock band…
Nicki Minaj is so pissed at Don Lemon that she called the independent journalist a homophobic slur for reporting on a protest at a Minnesota church service. On Sunday, the rapper went on the attack on X, writing in all caps that "DON 'COCK SUCKIN'…
The Buffalo Bills are starting fresh next season -- they just fired head coach Sean McDermott. The move comes fresh off the Bills' loss to the Broncos on Saturday -- a nail-biting overtime thriller that ended with Denver punching its ticket to the…
Prince Harry’s legal battle against a powerful British tabloid publisher is heating up -- with the Duke of Sussex returning to court to take them on over allegations of unlawful information-gathering ... along with a host of A-listers. Harry…
The Houston model caught making out with Desmond Scott amid is divorce is speaking out — and clearing the air on whether she's the woman he cheated with. Marissa Springer posted a video to Instagram on Sunday to discuss all the hate she's…
"All That" alum Angelique Bates says Kianna Underwood's death was completely avoidable if her castmates or Nickelodeon had stepped in to help her out. Angelique shared her thoughts on the tragic loss with TMZ over the weekend ... noting she first…
The Miami Hurricanes are a win away from adding a sixth national championship to their trophy case ... and Jeremy Shockey -- who won one of them in 2001 -- spoke with TMZ Sports about what he'd tell the players ahead of the biggest night of their…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Keep rehashing the past like a broken record? Can’t stop rewinding old memories like a worn out cassette player? Well, have we got deals that’ll be music to your…
Before this fun kid from The Bronx turned into a comedian, he was just playing basketball and singing in the chorus! He's best known for his role on "Parks and Recreation" ... as well as "House of Lies." He's the voice behind Dewey Duck! Oh, and…
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