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Mayor Zohran Mamdani said President Donald Trump agreed to grant a visa to the mother of a 15-year-old who was fatally shot in the Bronx last week.
Tanner McKee's turnovers and a costly illegal formation penalty doomed the Philadelphia Eagles as Washington scored 27 unanswered points Sunday.
Collins said Democrats are using a national political strategy to distract voters from local issues, while the latest Fox News poll shows her Maine Senate race tied at 49%.
Kylie Arellano was found safe in Oregon with a 39-year-old man after vanishing from Utah more than 500 days ago, ending a massive FBI search.
Chris Pratt went from living in a van to Hollywood stardom after chance encounter changed everything
Chris Pratt recalls the moment Rae Dawn Chong walked into Bubba Gump Shrimp Company and offered him a role that launched his Hollywood career.
Ukraine's Air Force said its air alert system was hacked after false radiation hazard and chemical attack warnings spread panic across Kyiv on Sunday.
The Big 12 admitted replay errors in BYU's games against Notre Dame and Arizona State, raising questions about the conference's officiating process.
Michael Douglas claims Jack Nicholson is enjoying "walking around in his slippers" after essentially disappearing from Hollywood following 2010 film.
Josh Jacobs' attorneys call the released police case file a "character assassination" and say the domestic abuse allegations are easily disproven.
Smaller Iranian ghost fleet tankers are slipping past the U.S. naval blockade carrying sanctioned LPG fuel to China via a shadowy Malaysia anchorage.
Satire
SACRAMENTO, CA — After securing the letter "D" next to his name on the ballot, a Halloween decoration propped up against a front porch has won the governor's race in California.
JOPLIN, MO—With any interest or passion dissolving from her face the moment her son started to recount his favorite arc from the 2006 shōnen series, local mother Debra Carlisle was reportedly spotted Saturday evening standing dead-eyed behind her son as he explained his Halloween anime costume to
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BURBANK, CA—Calling the decision “bittersweet,” Scooby-Doo announced his retirement Friday after accepting a voluntary buyout from media conglomerate Skydance. “While I’ve loved all the years I’ve spent unmasking villains with my friends, the writing was unfortunately on the wall,” sai
As a parent, nothing’s more important to me than my child’s health and well-being. So when a fellow PTA mom asked me earlier this fall when my son was going to go out for the football team, I was aghast. Tackle football? Are you kidding me? Not for my son, no way. I won’t let […]
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NEW YORK—Donning antlers and hooded robes as a fawn’s entrails were spilled onto the raised platform of the bell podium, New York Stock Exchange officials continued their annual tradition Friday of opening spirit realm stock trading for one night of the year. “Only in the twilight of the hunte
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ELKO, NV—Admiring the dedication to character but growing increasingly exasperated as the night wore on, friends of local man Paul Dorsey told reporters Friday that he had apparently committed to doing a Dracula voice for the entirety of his Halloween party. “When we got here, he said, ‘I beed
Despite the ubiquity of autonomous agents and chatbots, many Americans are still confused about how to make AI part of their daily routines. The Onion provides tips for using AI to your advantage. Use Claude to scan long, boring emails for important info like court dates and official charges. Drop y
Sports
Running is a way of life in Kenya. The women who go the fastest know it can also lead to death.
Kai Havertz's early goal proved enough as Arsenal held on to beat Liverpool 1-0 at Anfield on Sunday. Here's all the action as it happened.
Arsenal's defense held firm against the Reds' expensive attack to notch a famous win at Anfield for the first time since 2012. However, there were positive signs for Liverpool when it came to their intensity and effort.
Our NFL Nation reporters react to all the action, answering the biggest questions coming out of each Sunday game. Here's what we learned from Week 8.
Kimi Antonelli became the youngest champion in Formula 1 history, clinching his first title at 20 years old.
Hoisted on the shoulders of two champions is a fitting image for Antonelli, the boy king of F1.
Luka Doncic scored 45 points Sunday in the Lakers' 131-125 win over the Raptors, but it was his defensive impact that drew the most praise.
After the Jets dropped another one-score game, Minkah Fitzpatrick had a label for the way they lose games: "Jets being Jets."
Yaxel Lendeborg hit six 3s and scored 37 points -- the most by a Warriors rookie since Stephen Curry in 2010 -- as Golden State beat the Clippers on Sunday night while resting Curry and Draymond Green.
NFL team's remained petty in Week 8, led by jabs from the Pittsburgh Steelers aimed at the Cleveland Browns.
Is it time for the Cowboys to revamp the coaching staff? Was the Vikings' 6-0 start fake? We determine which overreactions are real or not.
The Ravens’ Super Bowl odds have taken a huge hit after Lamar Jackson’s injury. See the latest.
The Commanders handed the Eagles a comprehensive defeat on Sunday night. Here are Ben Arthur's takeaways.
The Buccaneers became just the second team in the Super Bowl era to win without completing a pass. See the stats that defined Week 8.
Tampa Bay got a huge division win over Atlanta on Sunday, running the ball in rainy conditions so well they didn't need to complete a single pass.
The Ravens can't commit long term to Lamar Jackson. The Vikings shouldn't commit this entire season to Kyler Murray. Here are Ralph Vacchiano's top takeaways from Week 8.
Christian Walker of Houston and Matt Olson of Atlanta have each won their fourth Gold Gloves.
Caleb Williams' former high school and college coaches and teammates reveal what makes the Bears QB uniquely built for clutch moments.
William Byron ended his dry spell with a win at Martinsville, but Kyle Larson is one step closer to adding another trophy to his case.
The Denver Broncos delivered the biggest win of their season by taking down the Kansas City Chiefs. Here are Greg Auman's takeaways.
Tech
Past Apple TV models have seen excellent support from Apple compared to some other product lines, but it's not a guarantee.
You would think that Maps would be the same regardless of your phone's brand, but there are some differences between the Android Auto and CarPlay experiences.
Though your Samsung smart TV comes pre-loaded with the most popular streaming apps, you may want to add others and do some reorganizing while you're at it.
A hidden toggle buried in the Android Auto app's code isn't functional yet. Here's what it could do, what it might not, and what Google hasn't said so far.
Widgets take advantage of your iPad's large screen, and some of the best ones are often overlooked.
You can easily get AI glasses with prescription if you need them, but before making the investment, it's recommended to learn the pros and cons of them.
Using one earbud may feel like the natural choice at times, but the reality is that it can chip away at their lifespan if you don't kick the habit.
The answer depends on your budget - and how hardcore you want to get.
Your PS5 requires occasional maintenance to run at its best, but it only needs a light touch.
Not all of Samsung's S Pens are made the same. Only one of them can be found through the SmartThings Find network.
From marble runs to advent calendars, these are the best Star Wars gifts for fans of all ages.
You may not have noticed everything Google’s free software suite offers—especially a web app called Google Vids.
The Chromagraph Camera app costs $13 dollars and processes iPhone photos with the same color math Rian Johnson’s cinematographer, Steve Yedlin, uses for film.
As prices escalate on gaming laptops, there’s really only one affordable option still around: the Lenovo LOQ 15, which offers a better performance and display than its competitors.
These portable heaters will heat a room quickly, quietly, and safely.
With a number of anti-data-center candidates poised to win on Tuesday, New York provides a glimpse at the tensions around actually having to do something about the digital infrastructure.
These top picks from brands like Ember, Owala, and Hydro Flask are built to last, keeping your drinks hot and your mornings smooth.
Outsourcing planning to AI can lead people to surrender their own critical thinking, which can have potentially deadly results in places like the backcountry.
While Google is heralding a new series of laptops called Googlebooks, Chromebooks are sticking around—for now. These are the ones to consider.
A dying star 1,600 light-years from Earth is surrounded by two rings of gas and dust that astronomers believe are the remnants of the planetary bodies it once hosted.
Entertainment
"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Dorit Kemsley allegedly stopped informing her estranged husband PK Kemsley about their kids' schooling amid their nasty split ... TMZ has learned. PK filed a declaration in their bitter divorce slamming Dorit…
Before this kid in stripes turned into a famous YouTuber and actor, he was just growing up in Germany with big dreams of becoming a shining star ... He was the leader of the German a cappella group Das Sound Machine in "Pitch Perfect 2" --…
Melissa Rycroft has been charged with her second DWI just months after pleading to her first ... TMZ has learned. The former 'Bachelor' star was charged with driving while intoxicated, driving while license was invalid with a prior conviction or…
President Donald Trump had nothing but kind words to say about Rep. Haley Stevens after she dramatically swung her support to Republican Mike Rogers in his Senate seat campaign. Speaking with reporters after news broke, Trump said he wanted to call…
Audio between air traffic control and a Learjet flight in the moments before it crashed show the plane's crew scrambling to respond as they plummeted in a nose dive. In audio first reported by the California Post, one female crew member yelled ...…
2:10 PM PT -- TMZ has obtained the horrifying dispatch audio from the plane's final moments. A private jet carrying 9 people board crashed just 8 miles from Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago ... resulting in an enormous fireball that engulfed the roadside.…
Laura Caron -- a 36-year-old former 5th grade teacher -- has pleaded guilty to one of the charges against her ... after being accused of sexually assaulting a student and having his baby. Caron -- who was charged in January 2025 -- was accused of…
Michael Lohan is not holding back on his opinion about Perez Hilton ... even after the blogger was hospitalized following a suicide attempt. Speaking with the "Light. Tan. Up." podcast ... Lindsay Lohan's father said ... "I have one word for him:…
Morgan Ketzner is 33 and lookin' sweet ... and if you wanna celebrate the influencer with some busty bikini pics ... you've come to the right place! To kick off Morgan's big day, we've rounded up her most fire -- and our personal favorite -- photos…
12:36 PM PT -- When asked by the media about Sen. Chris Murphy's stroke, President Donald Trump asked reporters how bad his stroke was before saying he was surprised because of how young the Democratic Senator is. Connecticut Sen. Chris Murphy has…
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