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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez joked that "Woke 1 was crazy" while defending socialist politicians' past comments on defunding police and abolishing prisons.
Joan Jett underwent orthopedic surgery on a fractured vertebrae, forcing cancellation of her September shows including Bourbon & Beyond festival.
Becky Hammon benched three Las Vegas Aces starters including the league's four-time MVP A'ja Wilson for a nationally televised ABC game against the Liberty during back-to-back.
Sanders is urging Democratic leaders to ban super PACs from party primaries, citing concerns about outside spending and influence.
Knox County, Tennessee, Mayor Glenn Jacobs calls for a nationwide pause on Flock Safety cameras, citing dozens of abuse cases and no federal framework.
Trump shared court documents on Truth Social showing a National Park Service employee alleged David Hearn "violently" ripped at the Reflecting Pool.
DSA co-chair Megan Romer could not identify a tax rate or threshold for taxing millionaires when pressed, intensifying Democratic Party debate.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez revealed she is freezing her eggs in Instagram videos, saying the decision empowers her while blaming the Trump administration.
The Buffalo Bills' $2.2 billion Highmark Stadium has a major problem: expensive seats with views blocked by glass panes, platforms, and railings.
Chelsea Green says she suffered a broken orbital bone during a tag team match days after winning the Interim WWE Women's Championship at SummerSlam.
Satire
U.S. — In a disgusting act of appalling bigotry, the WNBA is refusing to allow a stunning, beautiful woman into the league on the grounds that she is actually a biological male.
With the population of California diminishing of late, we at The Babylon Bee are here to help turn the tide. Here are just ten of the many great reasons why you should turn that U-Haul around and head to the Golden State:
ROANOKE, VA — Upon seeing a middle-aged man join her line, local 16-year-old grocery cashier Mandy Banks began desperately hoping that he would try to start up small talk with her.
Deborah Fitzgerald and Quentin Korda: The happy couple were wed in a quiet ceremony attended by 20 friends and one new virus the rest of the world will learn about soon enough.
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ROME—In addition to crossing his arms and shaking his head as he listened to the tech billionaire spread blatant misinformation about the End Times, the Antichrist reportedly rolled his eyes Monday throughout a lecture given by Peter Thiel. “This second-rate charlatan doesn’t know the first g
As late summer gives way to early fall, many Americans will head to the fair and seek out their favorite regional delicacies. Here are The Onion’s top state fair foods. Smoked Carny Leg Whole Branzino On A Stick Big Ol’ Gulp From The Hose Tums Egg Roll Tarred-And-Feathered Corn Dog Deep-Fried
CLARKTON, NC—Stressing the need to get a grip and think clearly for a second, local man Ryan Kruze, who had just accidentally shot someone, reportedly urged all the people around him on Friday to calm down. “Okay, everyone, let’s just take a deep breath and pull ourselves together,” said Kr
Representatives of pop star and actress Ariana Grande announced she is taking a break from public life, citing “endless, ongoing public scrutiny” of her health and physical appearance. What do you think?
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An estimated 9% of Americans will have an eating disorder in their lifetime. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding eating disorders. MYTH: Most people with eating disorders are young. FACT: They just look young because of how thin and beautiful they are. MYTH: Only a doctor can diagno
WASHINGTON—Pleading with recipients to use their hard-earned cash more productively, a Democratic National Committee fundraising email sent out Thursday urged voters to find something better to do with their money. “There are so many incredible things you can put your money toward that are more
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MYRTLE BEACH, SC—Sighing loudly as she gazed at the empty countertop in the family’s rented condo, vacationing mom Jan Freehorn told reporters Friday that she missed her Alexa. “This is the first time I’ve left Alexa home all by herself,” said the visibly distraught mother, wondering alou
Sports
Jalen Duren, James Harden and others remain in flux as the 2026-27 season draws closer.
We're tracking deals, trades and buzz across the NBA, including the latest on free agents such as DeMar DeRozan.
Ty Gibbs -- the 23-year-old grandson of former NFL coaching great and NASCAR team owner Joe Gibbs -- used late pit strategy and held off teammate Christopher Bell over the final 20 laps to win the NASCAR Cup Series race Sunday at Iowa Speedway.
Atlanta Braves ace Chris Sale was ejected by umpire Dan Merzel before a pitch was thrown in Sunday's 2-1 victory over the New York Yankees, a day after being called for a balk, the third of his career, that scored a run in a loss at Yankee Stadium.
Jackson Koivun, who left Auburn in June and won the 3M Open in only his third start, narrowly hung on to the 70th spot and goes from college to the postseason in only two months.
Jose Mourinho revealed in a documentary that he signed a contract to succeed Sir Alex Ferguson as Manchester United manager in 2013 but tearfully turned back on the deal and returned to Chelsea.
Get all the news, intel and insights on NFL training camps from our team of reporters in the field.
Hezly Rivera is leaning into her role as the leader of the next wave of U.S. women's gymnasts.
Quarterback Teddy Bridgewater is stepping away from the Detroit Lions and is retiring from the NFL, coach Dan Campbell said Sunday.
Athletics shortstop Jacob Wilson, 24, set an MLB record for his position Sunday at Fenway Park, playing his 111th consecutive errorless game, passing former Baltimore Orioles infielder Mike Bordick, who had a 110-game stretch in 2002.
With his huge win at Portland, Alex Palou is quickly driving his destiny toward a fifth INDYCAR championship.
With the Hall of Fame Game in the rearview, NFL training camps continue across the league as teams continue to deal with roster adjustments, injuries and much more.
A weekly look at MLB's standings and how they are informing the postseason picture.
Torque GC Captain Joaquin Niemann extended his record to nine tournament wins with a clutch back-nine performance to shoot a 2-under 69 and win by three shots.
Milwaukee Brewers ace Jacob Misiorowski became the second-fastest pitcher in MLB history to reach 200 strikeouts in a single season.
Who will be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame next year? We forecast who has the best chances.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
Tech
Anthropic's chatbot can be very vocal, if you want it to be.
There are several scenarios that might require you to format a USB drive. But don't worry -- We'll show you how.
Talking to ChatGPT just got a lot less awkward.
There are several smart reasons most people should be hiding apps on their iPhone or iPad. Here's how to do it.
If you're considering ditching iOS for an Android device, make sure you know what you might be losing.
More gaming companies are moving toward stopping production of game discs and cartridges. Is it a bad thing?
There’s no perfect way to transfer possession of your digital assets to your loved ones after you’re gone. But there are things you can do now to make the process easier for them.
Whether you’re training hard, traveling often, or dealing with poor circulation, these are the best compression boots for anyone looking for better muscle recovery.
There are endless ways to record and transcribe your virtual meetings with AI. Here’s an option that’s free and open source.
TCL’s hybrid tablet-digital notebook tries to be the best of both worlds, and it mostly succeeds.
Japan’s strongest media export makes a solid case for your attention span. Here’s what to watch.
Not every great pair of headphones belongs in the gym. These do, thanks to their secure fit, durable design, and impeccable sound.
A new generation of philanthropists made rich by artificial intelligence are preparing to give away their vast wealth. What should we make of a multi-billion-dollar pinky promise?
A single adapter could be all you need.
There's a smarter way to power vintage portable gaming devices. Give these tips a try.
There are advantages and disadvantages to both connection types. Here's how they compare and when you might choose one over the other.
In a practical breakdown of how Claude and ChatGPT AI models differ, one tends to fall short when it comes to quality responses and overall user experience.
A draft rule reviewed by WIRED would prevent the census from counting undocumented immigrants. To protect against “distortions,” it would also bar questions about race and sexual orientation.
The photograph, taken in visible light, made it possible to observe for the first time the tiny plasma vortices that had been predicted for more than a century.
The Korea Aerospace Research Institute shared images that show the gash on the surface. It’s pretty small.
Entertainment
Jake Whisenant -- a climber who holds the record for the fastest time up Yosemite's El Capitan -- has died ... according to a report. According to the California Post -- which cites the Tulare County Sheriff’s Office Coroner -- Jake passed away…
Lauryn Hill's Diaspora Calling! festival rang some big stars ... and they answered -- rocking a crowd of 35,000 in the United Kingdom on Friday. The singer-songwriter's event took place at The National Bowl in Milton Keynes, England ... and hosted…
Martha Stewart's gone from chardonnay to rosé ... trading in her distinguished silver locks for a new pink hairstyle! The businesswoman -- who turned 85 just last week, BTW -- appeared in a new vid posted by celebrity stylist Chris Appleton in…
Aubrey Plaza is officially a mom ... welcoming her first child with partner Christopher Abbott! Aubrey was seen holding her little bundle of joy on Sunday in New York City after seeing "Death of a Salesman" -- Chris' last performance. Sources with…
Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton are kicking the romance rumors into top gear ... because she's sharing intimate new photos with the Formula 1 superstar. The reality star and mogul posted a fresh batch of pics to Instagram showing herself and…
Ben Jones -- the actor-turned-politician best known for his role in the show "The Dukes of Hazzard" -- has died ... according to his wife. Alma Viator -- to whom Jones was married from 1992 until his passing -- shared the tragic news Sunday ...…
Taylor Frankie Paul apparently responded to her ex Dakota Mortensen going Instagram official with Shinia Powell ... and it seems it didn't take her by surprise. The reality star shared an A.I. picture of two women -- who appear to be…
Klay Thompson seemed to have a fairly fun time at the Orange County Fair Saturday night ... along with a mystery lady friend The NBA star was spotted at the reggae group Rebelution's concert ... hanging with a woman in a box and vibing to the…
Missouri couple Tammy and Drew are opening up about their careers as adult content creators on the brand new TLC show "The Double Lives of Suburban Wives" ... but Tammy says they're just normal parents at the end of the day! TMZ spoke to the TLC…
Paris Hilton's embracing the "trophy wife" lifestyle ... branding herself with the label via a new cap -- and backing up the claim by showing off her bod. The socialite's on vacation near Sardinia, Italy ... and on she posed for an impromptu photo…
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