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Graham Platner may drop out of the Maine Senate race, but his story is a stark warning that no candidate can outrun opposition research and social media scrutiny in 2026.
Oman jumped 19 places in the Index of Economic Freedom, but recent talks with Tehran over Strait of Hormuz tolls could jeopardize that progress.
America carries nearly $40 trillion in national debt as democratic socialism proposals promise tuition-free college and universal healthcare.
Caitlin Clark's return from injury lasted just 16 minutes as coach Stephanie White's minutes restriction fueled Indiana's 106-92 loss to the Sparks.
Justin Baldoni and wife Emily filmed an emotional video breaking their silence on the two-year legal battle with Blake Lively over "It Ends With Us."
Video testimony from Lance Twiggs, the ex-lover of Charlie Kirk murder suspect Tyler Robinson, is set to be played in court Thursday morning as the preliminary hearing nears its end.
John Fetterman calls Graham Platner a "dead man walking" and demands Bernie Sanders apologize for endorsing the scandal-plagued Maine candidate.
The Indiana Hoosiers went 16-0 to win the national championship, but some projections show Dan Lanning and Oregon could be the next Big Ten champions.
Ayzia Toledo, a 22-year-old model with over 300,000 followers, and passenger Henrietta Carter died after a BMW crash in Deptford Township, New Jersey.
Rep. Becca Balint told CNN a House Democrat dismissed antisemitism by claiming "all the Jews are rich" at a bipartisan antisemitism taskforce meeting.
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LOS ANGELES—Audibly whispering “no, no, no” as his mind flashed back to the toiletry item he had neglected to retrieve amid his exit from the Los Angeles Lakers, NBA superstar LeBron James reportedly panicked Wednesday upon remembering that he had left a brand-new stick of deodorant in his loc
BROOKLYN, NY — Introverted conference attendee Art Pendelton was torn this morning between participating in a mandatory icebreaker or throwing himself off a bridge.
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Democrats are scrambling to come up with alternate options in the race for a U.S. Senate seat in Maine, where primary winner Graham Platner faces mounting calls to drop out. But who could the party come up with to take his place?
WASHINGTON, D.C — GOP senators responded to concerns about the health of Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell by assuring the public they had spoken with him, just this morning in fact, by consulting with a medium identified as the Witch of Endor.
NEW YORK, NY — As part of its ongoing effort to modify the game and update it to improve the accuracy of its officiating, Major League Baseball announced on Wednesday that it was instituting a new rule where batters could challenge the umpire to a duel.
U.S. — According to sources, the Democrat Party quietly revised their process for vetting prospective candidates by first asking them if they've ever raped anyone.
NEW YORK CITY — A screaming Sonny Hostin fled in terror after rounding the corner in the grocery store only to come face-to-face with a shelf of Pillsbury American flag cookie dough.
FRAMINGHAM, MA—In an effort to provide customers with an ever-wider variety of merchandise at steep discounts, executives at TJ Maxx announced Tuesday that the off-price retail chain had begun selling meat in all of its stores. Visits to multiple TJ Maxx locations confirmed that alongside their us
BAGLUNG, NEPAL—Claiming he could eat the stuff every day and still not get tired of it, local yak Henry Cunningham expressed his sincere hope Tuesday that they never stop making grass. “Man, after a long day on the plateau, nothing hits the spot like a big mouthful of grass,” said Cunningham,
ST. LOUIS—Expressing their shock and outrage at the selfish display, attendees at Thursday’s St. Louis Cardinals game reportedly erupted in boos after a little boy callously stole a foul ball from an adorable 42-year-old man. “Whoa, did you see what that kid just did? What a piece of shit,”
BTS is back and embarking on a massive world tour. In honor of the K-pop group, The Onion takes a look at the history of boy bands. 1294 King Philip IV figures it’d be funny to make all the eunuchs sing. 1945 1,600 Nazi boy band scientists brought to the U.S. to counter Soviet pop […]
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In a touching tribute, the couple were married in the very same church the bride’s grandparents had driven by once.
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University of Minnesota scientists have created the first-ever synthetic cell, called SpudCell, which is able to feed, grow, and replicate as if it were naturally occurring. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Raising questions over the ethics of profiting in private business ventures while still holding office, a report released Tuesday found that President Donald Trump has made almost $1.4 billion in his second term selling Tupperware to friends. “Since officially reclaiming the presid
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Norway's RB Leipzig winger Antonio Nusa is a target for North London rivals Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Fever star Caitlin Clark was limited to 16 minutes in her return Wednesday night, playing in shifts of about three minutes and finishing with nine points in a 106-92 loss to the Sparks.
The Los Angeles Lakers guard and LeBron James shared a close relationship while teammates for five seasons.
The Dallas Morning News reported Wednesday that Mark Cuban alleges Mavericks governor Patrick Dumont has engaged in "adversarial business practices" in a proposed move of the club out of downtown.
A group of 11 Republican lawmakers, led by U.S. Rep. August Pfluger of Texas, sent a letter to WNBA commissioner Cathy Engelbert on Wednesday demanding the league take "accountability" for "multiple attacks" against Fever star Caitlin Clark.
The Heat formally introduced part of the family Wednesday, with Tim Hardaway Jr. getting his welcome-back-to-Miami news conference -- and getting handed a No. 10 Heat jersey, only this one with "Jr." after the family surname on the back.
France head coach Didier Deschamps has played down the appointment of Argentinian officials for their World Cup quarterfinal against Morocco on Thursday.
Utah quarterback Devon Dampier led the praise during Big 12 media days Wednesday for the NCAA's new five-year, aged-based eligibility model.
The White Sox have homed in on three candidates for the No. 1 pick in the MLB amateur draft: UCLA shortstop Roch Cholowsky, Georgia Tech catcher Vahn Lackey and Texas high school shortstop Grady Emerson.
The Lynx gave Cheryl Reeve, who already boasted the most total wins including postseason play of any coach in WNBA history, her 380th regular-season victory Wednesday night.
New Wisconsin athletic director Shawn Eichorst, who spent the last eight years at Texas, believes his new and old schools have much in common.
Bettors had faith in France before the tournament and nothing has changed. Patrick Everson has the scoop.
The largest turnover of Big 12 head coaches in seven seasons includes two first-timers at their alma maters, a national championship winner and another who last season almost got a Group of Five team into the College Football Playoff.
Adam Vinatieri, the NFL's career scoring leader who was also widely considered the best clutch kicker in league history, will get one more celebration on the Indianapolis Colts home turf this fall when he is inducted into the team’s Ring of Honor.
Chris "The Bear" Fallica delivers his daily best bets for the World Cup. Here's what he's backing on Match Day 28, the first day of the quarterfinals.
Christian Pulisic shared a heartfelt message on Instagram, thanking fans for their unwavering support of the United States throughout its World Cup run.
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Landon Donovan thinks that the people around Christian Pulisic aren't helping him as he deals with the backlash of the USA's elimination at the World Cup.
Texas Tech coach Joey McGuire said it has been business as usual in the football operation through the turmoil surrounding the Brendan Sorsby gambling saga.
The NCAA wants to know what the University of Cincinnati knew about former quarterback Brendan Sorsby and his gambling issues during his two seasons with the program.
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A government report claims DOGE didn’t access sensitive systems. It also says the agency deleted records that would show if they had.
An image of Portugal forward Pedro Neto’s cleats at the World Cup has reignited a practice among some soccer players: modifying their cleats to relieve heel discomfort.
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As extreme heat becomes the norm on the continent, the AC culture wars may be solved by advances in environmentally friendly technology.
The NHTSA says it identified a 'pattern of driverless AVs' interfering with first responders. It's now demanding a solution from AV makers.
A single wording mistake cost the government millions. Now Estonia is using AI to spot legal errors before they become law—and to automate more of the state.
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The social platform wants its crowd-sourced corrections to be harder to ignore.
The opinion says whether it's fair is 'for our citizenry to decide at the ballot box.'
The Fallout: New Vegas developer has not escaped Microsoft's Xbox layoffs unscathed.
The FTC sued the famed green tractor company last year.
PC shipments are falling, but revenue for manufacturers is still rising.
The Steam Machine isn't worth the price that Valve is asking.
The horror-comedy series Widow's Bay earned 19 Emmy nominations for its first season.
The company's streaming devices aren't quite keeping up with competitors in several important categories.
Entertainment
Bonnie Tyler -- the legendary Welsh singer and 3-time Grammy nominee -- has died ... according to her manager. Matt Davis tells TMZ her family and team "are heartbroken to announce that Bonnie unexpectedly passed away" Wednesday night in a hospital…
Courtney Clenney says she wasn't staying silent after allegedly catching beatings from boyfriend Christian Obumseli ... she was texting him about them ... and now she wants to use the messages in her criminal trial, in which she's accused of…
We're switching up this week's Cheek of the Week -- you've now got a "IRL" livestreamer and content creator on your hands ... Think you can put your finger on these two side-by-side pics and score?! "Streamer University" is about to kick off and…
The Los Angeles Lakers were busy this offseason ... but Kenny "The Jet" Smith doesn't think their new additions will fill the gap LeBron James is leaving behind, 'cause he tells TMZ Sports their new roster doesn't have enough to compete for a…
American actress and stuntwoman Susan Backlinie was 27 years old when she rose to fame as the shark attack victim in the opening scene of Steven Spielberg's 1975 blockbuster "Jaws." Susan shared the big screen with Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider,…
Three more people have been charged in connection with alleged damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, according to newly filed court documents. Prosecutors charged Sophie Dennison-Gibby, Justin Carreno, and Cameron Thiers with misdemeanor…
Justin Baldoni is breaking his silence on his drawn-out legal war with Blake Lively ... and it all boiled down to one word for the filmmaker ... "Injustice." The "It Ends With Us" director -- appearing alongside his wife, Emily -- says he was the…
Patrick Dempsey heard the calls for him to run for Senate ... he just isn't answering them. The "Grey's Anatomy" star is officially shutting down any speculation he could jump into Maine politics ... revealing in a lengthy open letter Wednesday…
Graham Platner's Senate campaign is over ... the embattled Democratic nominee has officially stepped aside amid a growing misconduct scandal, he announced Wednesday night. Platner's withdrawal comes just days after multiple misconduct allegations…
President Trump isn't shedding any light on Mitch McConnell's condition ... because he says he's just as much in the dark as everyone else. Trump was asked about the longtime Kentucky senator's health Tuesday aboard Air Force One while traveling to…
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