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Sen. Lindsey Graham defended DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller after they called the man killed by Border Patrol a "domestic terrorist."
Dozens arrested after anti-ICE protesters took over New York City hotel lobby, chanting against immigration enforcement and refusing to leave the Tribeca location.
Border Czar Tom Homan met with Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey after President Trump's reshuffling of federal immigration leadership in the state.
President Trump received a heartfelt prayer for "wisdom and protection" during an Iowa restaurant stop ahead of his midterm campaign launch on Tuesday.
New Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike McCarthy addressed a potential reunion with Aaron Rodgers as the team awaits the four-time MVP’s decision.
Ted Cruz responds to reports describing rapidly deteriorating situation as Iran-backed militias threaten 'total war' against America. He called for the U.S. to arm Iranian protesters.
Ben & Jerry's co-founder Ben Cohen called for ICE to be "defunded and disbanded" after fatal shootings in Minneapolis involving federal immigration agents.
Mayor Zohran Mamdani surprised audiences with an unscheduled appearance to deliver Jimmy Fallon's recycled cold joke himself on the late-night show.
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis contrasts Florida's immigration approach with resistance from Minnesota officials during an interview on "The Ingraham Angle."
WNBA star Brittney Griner believes a new documentary about her Russian imprisonment draws parallels to current U.S. immigration crackdowns in its Sundance premiere.
Satire
Climber Alex Honnold successfully scaled the Taipei 101 skyscraper, the 11th tallest in the world, without a harness, ropes, or any other safety equipment. What do you think?
The post Alex Honnold Successfully Free Solos Taipei 101 Skyscraper appeared first on The Onion.
Gregory Bovino, who was responsible for immigration enforcement operations in Minnesota, has been ousted as the U.S. Border Patrol’s “commander at large.” The Onion sat down with Bovino to discuss his career at the agency. The Onion: What would you say to people who call you Gestapo? Bovino: I
BOISE, ID — Though events taking place around him threatened to envelop him in uncertainty and stress, a local man reported that he was ready to take on the world after sliding his favorite pocket knife into his jeans pocket.
Is Trump's Gestapo getting on your nerves? Looking for ways to show support for undocumented Americans by standing up to federal law enforcement? You're not alone. Rest assured, there are things you can do to show you're part of the resistance.
U.S. — The bitterly divided nation has finally agreed on one thing: it is just way too cold to start a civil war right now.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Emergency crews responded to a catastrophic incident at the famous El Capitan Theater in Hollywood last night, where an entire studio audience tragically drowned in a flood of Jimmy Kimmel's tears.
TACOMA, WA—Urging her kids to cut their dad some slack amid the added stressors of his work life, area woman Ashlyn Bergman reportedly informed her children Tuesday that their father, who typically spends half his workday playing Clash Of Clans on his phone, was “under a lot of pressure at work.
Things in America are getting pretty dicey these days. So dicey, in fact, that people in blue states are starting to wonder if it's time to evacuate to the safety of more politically conservative places. Knowing when to get out of Dodge is vital.
The post Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report appeared first on The Onion.
HOBOKEN, NJ—In a major shift from the company’s decades-long focus on inner beauty, personal care product brand Dove finally admitted Tuesday that some people are ugly. “Despite years of claims that people of all shapes and sizes are beautiful, we are now prepared to agree that there are some
U.S. — Amid social and political tensions reaching new highs with violent clashes between government law enforcement and protesters, the nation revealed it had started to wonder if people who spend their lives singing songs to toddlers on YouTube might not be all there mentally.
Services for Peter Barnell, 72, will be held Friday. The family asks that each attendee take home a portion of the remains because they don’t want any leftovers.
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WASHINGTON—Claiming the nation’s beloved North Star State was in peril, Immigration and Customs Enforcement issued a ransom note Tuesday that told the United States to pay $65 billion if it ever wanted to see Minnesota again. “The $65 billion should be placed in an unmarked federal appropriati
The post JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled appeared first on The Onion.
Previously quarantined cans of yellowfin tuna that were recalled due to a defective pull tab which could introduce botulism, a potentially fatal form of food poisoning, were mistakenly reshipped to stores in at least nine states. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Claiming that no one would realistically devote their life to serving others without being funded by nefarious actors, President Donald Trump alleged Monday that Democrats had secretly paid Alex Pretti, the 37-year-old Veterans Affairs nurse killed by U.S. Border Patrol agents in Minn
Sports
The sports world was abuzz on social media after news that the legendary coach wouldn't be a first ballot Hall of Famer broke.
Nebraska's improbable run, the longest in Division I since the 2014-15 Kentucky team went 38-0, came to a halt against the No. 3 Wolverines.
Spurs star Victor Wembanyama on Tuesday articulated his thoughts on a pair of fatal shootings by federal agents in Minneapolis, saying, "Every day I wake up and see the news and I'm horrified."
Trinity Rodman capped off the USWNT's 5-0 rout of Chile by persuading coach Emma Hayes into a sideline dance, as a young American squad secured its fifth consecutive shutout on Tuesday night.
Broncos offensive coordinator Joe Lombardi was fired Tuesday along with wide receivers coach Keary Colbert and cornerbacks coach Addison Lynch.
Novak Djokovic will play in his 13th Australian Open semifinal after his opponent, Lorenzo Musetti, retired from their match Wednesday night while leading the 24-time major champion 6-4, 6-3, 1-3.
Iga Swiatek and Jessica Pegula backed Coco Gauff's call for more privacy at tennis tournaments, saying that the seemingly limitless access to players is often unnecessary.
Indiana, the reigning national champion, will face off against Big Ten powers Ohio State and Michigan in back-to-back weeks next season.
From CFP (and FCS playoff) classics to OT thrillers and what-the-heck moments, this season had it all.
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
Here are the men's college basketball teams that are still undefeated in the 2025-2026 season.
No. 7 Michigan State was 'lucky' to beat Rutgers, but the Spartans can learn from their mistakes ahead of playing No. 3 Michigan.
Indiana upset No. 12 Purdue as the Boilermakers lose a third straight game.
After settling legal battle with Duke, QB Darian Mensah has officially joined the Miami Hurricanes.
Only four teams are still in the hunt for the Lombardi Trophy, but there's still plenty of news across the NFL.
Michigan State avoided disastrous defeat to Rutgers behind career performance from Jeremy Fears.
Check out the best moments from this showdown between the No. 7 Michigan State Spartans and the Rutgers Scarlet Knights.
Michigan State Spartans' Divine Ugochukwu drained CLUTCH 3-pointer to help send game to OT against the Rutgers Scarlet Knights.
New Real Madrid manager Alvaro Arbeloa has publicly admitted he had to tell the Jude Bellingham to "stop running" in training.
The coaching carousel for the 2026 offseason is about to get moving. Here are the latest news and rumors from around the NFL!
Tech
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Meta has faced some serious questions about how it allows its underage users to interact with AI-powered chatbots. Most recently, internal communications obtained by the New Mexico Attorney General's Office revealed that although Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg was opposed to the chatbots having "explicit"
Meta has started blocking links to ICE List, a website that compiles information about incidents involving Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and Border Patrol agents, and lists thousands of their employees' names. It seems that the latter detail is what caused Meta to take action in a move
Adobe Photoshop introduced some new features that are rolling out for creators today. As you'd expect from any service operator in this day and age, there's some AI involved. Adobe has improved the tools for Generative Fill, Generative Expand and Remove that are powered by its Firefly generative AI
Here's a use of AI that appears to do more good than harm. A pair of astronomers at the European Space Agency (ESA) developed a neural network that searches through space images for anomalies. The results were far beyond what human experts could have done. In two and a half days, it sifted through n
Wireless audio has become the industry standard, but there are still options out there for people who prefer a wired connection. Two new choices joining the market come from Sennheiser, which has released the CX 80U wired earbuds and HD 400U wired over-ear headphones. These new takes on the company'
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, The Pitt, and Industry are just a few of the shows you need to be watching on HBO Max this month.
Pornhub will stop offering full access to new users in the UK on February 2, its parent company Aylo said Tuesday, citing the nation's Online Safety Act and its age-verification requirements. The company said users who already verified their ages before the cutoff will still be able to access the ad
A recent investigation by an online advocacy organization called the Tech Transparency Project (TTP) found that the Apple App Store and Google Play Store are rife with so-called "nudify" apps. These are AI applications that create nonconsensual and sexualized images, which is a clear violation of bo
Alexa+ has been rolling out to everyone with a Prime membership, even if you didn’t ask for it. Here’s how to change it back.
Sonos has unveiled its first new product of 2026, the Amp Multi. This amplifier is a niche option for the owners of very large or complicated spaces, and it's being billed as professional grade option for residential audio installations. The Amp Multi has eight 125W outputs and four configurable zon
Anker knocks almost half the cost off its already budget-friendly earbuds.
The French government is saying au revoir to Microsoft Teams and Zoom as it embraces a home-grown alternative. By next year, civil servants across all departments will have switched to French videoconference platform Visio, as EuroNews reports.As with Teams and Zoom, Visio has an AI-powered transcri
TikTok has reached a settlement in a closely-watched lawsuit over social media addiction, narrowly avoiding a trial that's scheduled to begin jury selection Tuesday. Terms of the deal, which was reported by The New York Times, weren't disclosed. TikTok's settlement comes about one week after Snap r
At least 37 attorneys general for US states and territories are taking action against xAI after Grok generated a flood of nonconsensual sexual images of women and minors.
Research from the ride-hail aggregator Obi finds Waymo is starting to edge up on Uber and Lyft in San Francisco. Tesla, which operates a ride-hail service with human drivers, is winning the price wars.
Users of Meta’s social platforms can no longer share links to ICE List, a website listing what it claims are the names of thousands of DHS employees.
Entertainment
Chaos at a Minnesota town hall where Rep. Ilhan Omar was speaking ... a man rushed up to the podium and squirted her with an unknown substance ... and it's all on video. The Congresswoman was meeting in her Minneapolis district Tuesday for her…
Ryan Reynolds' camp is defending his unsealed texts from the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni legal war ... and their position is he's a good husband sticking up for his wife. A spokesperson for Reynolds tells TMZ … "Yes, Ryan got involved -- what…
Denise Richards wants a judge to stop ex-husband Aaron Phypers from getting half of her hard-earned OnlyFans money ... and she says he missed an important deadline that could blow up in his face. According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Denise…
Sydney Sweeney shouldn't get a free pass for lacing the iconic Hollywood sign with brassieres ... at least according to an artist who got arrested for changing the landmark to read "HOLLYWEED." Zach Fernandez, also known as Jesushands, tells TMZ…
The only thing hotter than this rapper's busty dress is her razor-sharp flow ... can you guess who the red-hot rapper is??? Check out this celeb in the low-cut red dress rapping for the camera ... silky hair parted in the middle and falling in a…
Sevyn Streeter is hyped for the Grammy Awards kicking off Sunday ... and she told us who she thinks should win Album of the Year. Backstage at the She Ready Foundation event at the Saban Theatre in Beverly Hills Monday, Sevyn told us, "My vote is…
Bill Belichick -- arguably the greatest football coach of all-time -- has inexplicably come up short his first time on the Hall of Fame ballot ... meaning the man with 8 rings will NOT be going into Canton this year! As you'd expect, upon hearing…
Jemele Hill says President Donald Trump's deployment of ICE is tearing the fabric of the United States apart ... and, she hopes he can do some soul-searching before it's too late. We ran into the TV personality at LAX on Tuesday ... and, we asked…
It's only Tuesday and the feeds are flooded with sexy stars in lingerie ... two of the biggest names in Hollywood, Teyana Taylor and Sydney Sweeney, both dropped these two luscious lingerie looks, so that begs the question: Who'd You Rather! VOTE…
5:30 PM PT -- Legal counsel for Haley Kalil -- Matthew Bialick -- tells TMZ Sports ... “We moved to dismiss the complaint because Minnesota has a longstanding commitment to free speech, which is important now more than ever. Allowing a lawsuit to…
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