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World Liberty Financial, started by the Trump family, is accusing Justin Sun of waging a smear campaign to tank a crypto product he was betting against.
Trump's 2026 National Drug Control Strategy targets cartel supply chains, expands addiction treatment, and introduces a new prevention framework.
The Prediction Market Act aims to protect consumers, set ethical guardrails for public officials, and keep the U.S. at the forefront of innovation.
A proposal to more than triple the federal minimum wage to $25 an hour sparks debate over inflation risks, job losses and small business impacts.
The European Union is tightening migration controls with a new asylum pact set for June, aiming to accelerate deportations and screen arrivals at external borders.
Louisiana v. Callais limits race-based redistricting, but Black voters as swing voters could gain more influence in geographically compact districts.
A medical drone program in Missouri aims to speed up delivery of blood and lab samples, as rural patients face growing challenges accessing timely care.
A 26-year-old man was sentenced to 15 years to life for the pickaxe murder of his half-brother, who had cerebral palsy and used a wheelchair.
Air traffic control reportedly alerted pilots after two planes came within about 500 feet of each other on approach to JFK International Airport.
Kentucky man accused of kidnapping, killing woman and keeping her body under trailer before disposal
A Kentucky man is set to stand trial for allegedly abducting and killing a mother of three whose body was found on a roadside seven years ago.
Satire
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark decision to compensate for what was described as "mistreatment" he suffered in jail, would-be assassin Cole Allen was granted one more chance to try to kill President Donald Trump.
U.S. — Members of the Democratic Party from across the nation issued a statement clarifying that everyone is an evil Nazi except that one guy running for Senate in Maine who has a Nazi tattoo.
President Donald Trump announced this week that he was reinstating the Presidential Fitness Test to evaluate the physical health of America's public school students.
EAST OF EDEN — After discovering the horrific murder of their son Abel, Adam and Eve sat down to compile a comprehensive list of possible suspects.
SPRINGFIELD, IL — Local parents Mark and Jenna Wilkins spent the day eagerly waiting to find out what grade they received on their daughter Addison's third-grade science project.
NEW YORK, NY — The fashion world was in turmoil this morning after it was revealed that a hobo with a garbage can stuck on his head who wandered onto the red carpet was mistaken for a Met Gala attendee.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Reports today indicated that a lousy, no good excuse for a Bluesky user has not even made one single attempt to assassinate President Donald Trump.
Students from a Mississippi school banded together to prevent their bus from crashing after their driver blacked out from an asthma attack. What do you think?
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PHILADELPHIA—Attempting to remain calm while the massive green creature gyrated on top of the dugout, a terrified Adolis García reportedly asked teammates Tuesday if anyone else could see the Phillie Phanatic. “This is gonna sound crazy, but I swear to God, I keep seeing a green dancing bear on
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Everyone thought it was strange that the least attractive of the sisters was the first to be married, but no one expected the officiant to announce it.
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Amidst rising costs and concerns about long-term prospects, more young Americans are forgoing traditional higher education paths in favor of vocational schools. The Onion lays out the costs and benefits of each option. Exposure To ElevatorsCollege: Moderate Trade School: Extreme Most Popular Major
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WASHINGTON—In a troubling discovery that has public health researchers on high alert for a wider outbreak, a team of Georgetown University epidemiologists announced Tuesday that they had confirmed the first known airborne transmission of Mar-a-Lago face. “After a 32-year-old woman with no histo
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NEW YORK—In a chaotic scene that sent rising stars, supermodels, and A-list actors scattering, the Met Gala ended abruptly Monday night after Anna Wintour’s parents reportedly got home early. According to sources, the sight of the Met Gala co-chair’s parents pulling into the Metropolitan Museu
Sports
Manchester United and Atlético Madrid are in a race to land Atalanta defensive midfielder Éderson. Transfer Talk has the latest.
The Thunder cruised past the Lakers on Tuesday night to open their Western Conference semifinals series, even though Shai Gilgeous-Alexander scored fewer points and committed more turnovers than he had in any other game this season.
Cade Cunningham scored 23 points, Tobias Harris had 20, and the Pistons beat the Cavaliers 111-101 on Tuesday night in Game 1 of their second-round series.
Asked to pinpoint Tuesday night why he wasn't getting to the free throw line during the playoffs as much as he was during the regular season, Cavaliers star Donovan Mitchell offered up, "I don't flop, maybe that's why."
A jury found former New England Patriots receiver Stefon Diggs not guilty on charges of felony strangulation and misdemeanor assault and battery on Tuesday.
The Toronto Maple Leafs, who this week announced sweeping front office changes, won the lottery Tuesday for the first pick in the NHL draft, a victory at a critical time for a franchise that failed to make the postseason for the first time since 2016.
Tigers manager A.J. Hinch questioned the actions of his own pitcher, Framber Valdez, after the left-hander hit Trevor Story with a pitch following back-to-back Boston Red Sox home runs Tuesday night in Detroit.
Two-time major champion Bryson DeChambeau said if LIV Golf dissolves he plans to focus on growing his YouTube channel.
The American Football Coaches Association is recommending changes to the college football calendar that would end the season by the second Monday in January, while also pushing for increased access to the College Football Playoff.
Nail the transfer portal? Miss a big recruit? Find a top coordinator? All are part of our offseason evaluations.
The NBA playoffs are in full motion. Check out the odds for each second-round series.
The benches cleared during the fourth inning of a game between the Detroit Tigers and Boston Red Sox on Tuesday night, though no punches were thrown.
Jeremy Doku has issued a stern warning to Arsenal, insisting that Manchester City are not ready to surrender their Premier League crown despite a major setback in the title race.
Real Madrid have been rocked by reports of internal unrest as senior stars Kylian Mbappe and Antonio Rüdiger were involved in separate heated confrontations. With a decisive El Clasico against Barcelona looming, the timing of these dressing room flare-ups has left the atmosphere at Valdebebas at an
Paris Saint-Germain manager Luis Enrique urged his squad to draw inspiration from the iconic rivalry between tennis legends Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer ahead of their Champions League semifinal against Bayern Munich.
Colin Cowherd shares why he believes the Cowboys won't make the postseason in 2026.
While the names atop the NL oddsboard are holding steady, the AL oddsboard has seen some major changes. See the latest odds.
Brazil icon Cafu has sensationally claimed that Neymar is technically superior to both Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo as he backed Neymar lead Brazil at the upcoming World Cup.
Tottenham midfielder Conor Gallagher has opened up on the transformative impact Roberto De Zerbi has had at the club since taking the reins during a turbulent season.
The reigning AL Cy Young winner has hit a major bump in the road. Could the Rangers' ace be next in line? Will Hill believes so.
Tech
I feel about luggage carousels the same way I feel about head lice: avoid at all costs. These are the best carry-on suitcases for those who never want to check a bag again.
Looking for the best bed frame? Our top recommendation is the Classic Bed from Thuma, but we’ve got options for all budgets and tastes.
Activists, a leading labor union, and a big retirement fund are asking challenging questions about what’s expected to be the largest-ever stock market debut.
Uber and Nuro plan to start fully autonomous testing later this year.
Its parent company Aylo says age-verified iOS users in the UK will now be able to fully access the adult website.
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The proposed settlement is the result of a class action lawsuit filed in California.
This five-year deal is one of many circular agreements keeping the AI sector afloat.
The AI assistant is no longer coming to consoles and will be removed from the Xbox mobile app.
Both remakes were already released on Steam and the macOS App Store.
European law requires large platforms to offer alternative feeds.
iPads and Macs are also expected to embrace external options for generative AI.
State investigators found a chatbot that claimed it had a medical license and could write prescriptions.
Entertainment
Comedian Akilah Hughes recently fired shots at Keegan-Michael Key's wife in a video that's spread like wildfire on Reddit, claiming the controlling spouse has been a detriment to the actor's career ... but we're told her story is BS. Here's the…
"General Hospital" star Steve Burton submitted alleged texts from his ex-wife, Sheree Burton, as part of their bitter custody battle ... TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained the texts Steve says he exchanged with Sheree as they fought over custody and…
Before this kiddo in glasses turned into a beauty pageant queen and social media influencer, she was just growing up in Minnesota with her siblings and starting pageantry at age 16. In 2018, she showcased her good looks in Sports Illustrated. She…
If you thought preparing to compete against some of the greatest tennis players alive was tough, try planning the world's biggest night in fashion!! Venus Williams was co-chair for the 2026 Met Gala alongside Beyoncé, Nicole Kidman, and Anna…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Mother's Day is just around the corner. So if you're still stumped when it comes to gifts ... why not turn to some famous moms for a little inspo? There are so many…
This chick on Netflix may have left Los Angeles for a bit, but she's back and bigger than ever! Given the clues, can you guess who she is? Known for her confrontational ways and fashion-forward moments, she recently made a splash in the headlines…
Janai Norman is saying goodbye to "Good Morning America" ... and her New Jersey home, TMZ has learned. The former 'GMA Weekend' co-anchor is listing her Montclair mansion for $3.2 million shortly after announcing her abrupt exit from the morning…
"Jersey Shore" star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro has fully addressed fans' concerns over his health after a clip of him dozing off during a recent cast interview went viral. The reality TV personality posted on his Instagram Story Tuesday to lay it all…
Ashlee Jenae's fiancé Joe McCann is speaking out for the first time following her sudden death while the two were vacationing in Tanzania. Joe took to social media -- after not being heard from as the investigation into her death over seas left…
The former FedEx delivery driver who copped to kidnapping and killing a 7-year-old girl in Texas has been sentenced to death by lethal injection. Tanner Lynn Horner learned his fate Tuesday when a Texas jury sentenced him to death. He pleaded…
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