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Johnny Garcia defeated Republican Carlos De La Cruz in Texas' redrawn 35th Congressional District, defying a Trump-backed redistricting map.
Speaker Mike Johnson is seeking a fifth term representing Louisiana's 4th Congressional District in the House of Representatives.
Josh Turek's Iowa Senate win over Ashley Hinson marks the first time Democrats captured the seat since 2008 in a state Trump won by double digits.
John Thune intends to run for Senate minority leader after Republicans lost at least five seats in the 2026 midterm elections, a source says.
"Pod Save America" hosts celebrated Democratic midterm wins on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" Tuesday night as the party was projected to retake control of Congress.
Abdul El-Sayed toppled Mike Rogers to become the first Muslim U.S. senator, overcoming Trump's attacks on his faith and alleged foreign ties.
Trump's midterm losses mirror Obama's 2010 rebuke, but Democrats now face governing without a clear plan to deliver on their affordability pledge. There could be a silver lining here.
Adam Hamilton ended nearly a century of Republican Senate dominance in Kansas by defeating Roger Marshall in a brutal midterm battle.
Benjamin Netanyahu faces a critical test as President Isaac Herzog decides who will receive the mandate to form Israel's next government.
President Donald Trump congratulated Democrats, saying he looked forward to working with them following a devastating Election Day for Republicans.
Satire
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COLUMBUS, OH — Local woman Sarah Mitchell's vote sadly went uncounted Tuesday after election officials discovered she had failed to post a selfie with her "I Voted" sticker.
U.S. — After political parties spent $900 million on ads about the affordability crisis, Americans began wondering if everyone could just forget about the election and split that cash to help address the affordability crisis.
MIDLOTHIAN, TX — Dallas Jenkins announced the next season of his popular faith-based show about the ministry of Jesus would be called The Chosen: Fire and Ash.
Customers at a Chili’s location in North Carolina experienced chemical burns after a worker mistook an unlabeled container of cleaning product to be sugar. What do you think?
The post Chili’s Customers Suffer Burns From Drinking Margaritas Made With Cleaning Agent appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Congratulating the American populace on a job well done, election officials announced Tuesday that polls for the 2026 midterms would be closing early as a reward for everyone’s hard work. “You all pounded the pavement and made your voices heard, so as a special thank-you for doing y
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Boy, has King Trump got egg on his face this time. Seeing all of the people going to vote, he realized he forgot to cancel the election. What an idiot!
The post Steve Kornacki Crushes Millions Of Tiny Voters While Sliding Hand Across Electoral Map appeared first on The Onion.
TEMPE, AZ — For decades, local husband Danny Gould had yearned for his chronically frigid wife to set the thermostat anywhere below 78 degrees.
WASHINGTON—Crediting the increased participation to a months-long outreach campaign, Republican Party officials reported a surge in turnout Tuesday among first-time voter intimidators. “It’s inspiring to see so many newly registered Republicans grab their first assault rifle and show up at the
SACRAMENTO, CA — With pivotal midterm elections taking place across the country, one state added an extra incentive to influence their outcomes, as Governor Gavin Newsom offered electricity to California residents who vote for Democrats.
Figuring out how to leave the United States and set up your life in another country can be complicated, confusing, and time-consuming. The Onion shares tips for moving abroad. Start by moving to an adjacent country and gradually work your way across the world. You never know which countries have foo
WASHINGTON—In a united effort to fulfill their patriotic duty as Americans, the nation’s voters reportedly lined up in droves Tuesday to humiliate Nate Silver. “Little fuck thinks he’s so smart—I’ll show him,” said D.C. resident Jon Everett, one of 174 million registered voters who e
DENVER—Expressing frustration as poll workers handed him a large stack of election materials, local man Andrew Campbell was reportedly forced to fill out six years’ worth of back ballots Tuesday before he could vote in the 2026 midterms. “I guess I have a few races to catch up on,” said a vi
DETROIT—As she warned that time was rapidly running out for candidates in her party to do the right thing, Rep. Haley Stevens (D-MI) threatened this week to endorse a Republican every hour until her demands were met. “It’s almost 1 p.m., which means my fellow Democrats have just a few more min
With the recent explosion of sportsbooks and prediction markets, interest in gambling on sports has never been higher. The Onion looks at the figures behind the boom in sports betting. $140,000 Parlay winnings if the basketball catches fire, then it rains inside, then the wet basketball is slam dunk
Sports
Aston Villa had their chances, but Barça's relentless press and red-hot duo of Lamine Yamal and Raphinha proved too much in a comprehensive Champions League victory.
Just when it looked like Man United would suffer another humiliating loss, they made a turnaround that might save their Champions League campaign -- and their coach.
Arsenal are keeping tabs on Atlético Madrid winger Álex Baena. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Get ready for Week 9 with takes on the Bucs' division chances, why RBs could dominate the trade deadline and which teams should at least ask about Justin Herbert.
Dylan Samberg scored in overtime as the Winnipeg Jets snapped a nine-game losing streak by storming back from a four-goal deficit to beat the Montreal Canadiens 5-4 on Tuesday night.
The Bills have released safety C.J. Gardner-Johnson, the team announced Tuesday.
Jake Paul promised to "hang up the gloves" if he loses to former kickboxing champion Cedric Doumbe in their 10-round cruiserweight bout on Dec. 24.
In Tampa Bay's 4-2 win over the Red Wings on Tuesday, NHL MVP Nikita Kucherov had two assists in his first home game since asking the Lightning for a trade, and he was greeted warmly, with fans holding a "We stand with Kuch 86" sign during warmups.
How does every NFL team stack up heading into Week 9? We made our 1-32 list and picked the best trade deadline acquisitions of all time.
Republican Mark Teixeira, a three-time Major League Baseball All-Star, has won election to the U.S. House in Texas's 21st Congressional District. Also Tuesday, former college football coach Tommy Tuberville won the Alabama gubernatorial race.
Caleb Williams is disproving one narrative at a time, and there's one QB who has emerged as a clear trade candidate for the Ravens and Vikings.
Ohio State can't put everything on freshman QB Luke Fahey. Brady Quinn explains why the Buckeyes must make key offensive adjustments to get their season back on track.
North Carolina State's head coaching search is revolving around multiple former NFL quarterbacks that once called NC State home.
Cowherd revealed his latest Herd Hierarchy, featuring a new team at No. 1 after the defending champion Seahawks, last week’s top team, fell to 4-4.
Our weekly look back on the league asks if Cincinnati is poised to end its playoff drought, ponders Drake London's prolific tackling and the rarity of kickoff return touchdowns.
The final month of the college football season in the Big 12 will shake loose a tight race and determine the teams that will play in the championship game.
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The first set of College Football Playoff rankings were revealed on Tuesday, with the Miami Hurricanes sitting at No. 1.
The Arizona Cardinals placed running back Jeremiyah Love on injured reserve with a high ankle sprain in another setback during his rookie season, the team announced on Tuesday.
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Apple's newest iPad mini is a significant upgrade over its predecessor, with hardware updates that extend far beyond the fancy new OLED display.
Most smartphone apps need permissions to function properly, but some may have more access than they should. Thankfully, it's pretty easy to check.
The front USB ports of your computer are useful, but they often can't compete with the rear ports.
"At least two" other companies have also pitched themselves as the studio's possible new owners.
Nothing sister brand CMF made a lot of clever choices to keep the Phone 2 Pro cheap.
The NVIDIA modding platform lets you remaster classic games with modern graphics, and now DLSS 5 is included.
Those with small ears may require some extra finessing when adjusting their Apple AirPods to get the perfect fit, and there are a few ways you can ensure that.
The app stores will stay open for both devices after support ends next year.
The company wants to help advertisers reach users who show a "high purchase" intent.
Entertainment
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Keisha Lance Bottoms won the Georgia Governor race … and made history in the process. On Tuesday, Keisha, the former Atlanta mayor, was named the winner in her fight with billionaire Republican, Rick Jackson. Rick said he spent more than $200…
Nicki Minaj has popped up in New Hampshire for Election Day ... enjoying a photo opp outside a polling place. According to NBC 10, Nicki was being escorted by police for an appearance outside a polling location at Pinkerton Academy in Derry. She…
Elizabeth Holmes' partner was feeling brave Monday night ... because he went online encouraging people to ask him anything, and they went there. Billy Evans posted on X, "AMA" ... clarifying that any question asked "Needs to be legally…
Melissa Rycroft has broken her silence on her recent DWI bust ... and she says it's her rock bottom. The 'Bachelor' star opened up about the arrest on Instagram Tuesday, saying she felt "deeply ashamed and embarrassed" by what happened. In the…
Christa Pike has been diagnosed with a rare form of blood cancer ... this revealed by court docs her attorneys filed ahead of her failed execution. According to court docs filed in January of 2026, obtained by PEOPLE, her legal team said she…
Jasmine Crockett thinks Nicki Minaj has been using her massive platform for the wrong reasons ... accusing her political motives of being self-centered. We caught up with the Congresswoman from Texas on Tuesday in New York City, where she called…
J.R. Smith got an earful about LeBron James from the cops who arrested him in Texas back in September ... and it came just moments before they slapped cuffs on him! Turns out NOT every Texan has gotten over the Luka Dončić trade. Royse City PD…
Our politicians have hopped out of Washington, D.C. for Election Day ... but Charlie still managed to land an exclusive interview with a very important figure at the White House -- a bunny rabbit. Charlie and Jacob are on the ground in D.C., where…
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