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The "Reagan" biopic starring Dennis Quaid returns to theaters with 10 minutes of new footage for July 4 screenings and a wider September rerelease.
Rep. Ilhan Omar denies facing an Ethics Committee investigation amid growing questions about a reported drop in net worth of roughly $29 million.
Billy Ray Cyrus reveals he fought vocal paralysis and near-fatal sepsis before staging a remarkable music comeback, inspired by his grandson's words.
A NASCAR executive says Christopher Bell's Michigan crash was the hardest Next Gen car impact ever, as measured using Delta-v speed loss data.
Ms. Rachel visited Newark immigration detention facility to protest family separations, saying she met children whose hearts are broken by enforcement.
Colombian lawmakers consider suspending President Gustavo Petro from office amid allegations he improperly intervened in the presidential election.
White Sox rookie Braden Montgomery hit a walk-off homer in his MLB debut, becoming just the fifth player ever to accomplish the feat in his first game.
Rep. Don Davis, D-N.C., expensed over $40,000 in taxpayer-funded payments to a furniture company for refurbishing his district office in 2023.
"The View" co-hosts clashed over whether Democrats should support Graham Platner after his Maine primary win despite Nazi tattoo and abuse allegations.
Patrick Mahomes agrees to a two-year extension making his new contract worth $504.75 million, tying him to the Kansas City Chiefs through 2033 in a historic NFL deal.
Satire
As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints in the Bible that Jesus was truly the one called Christ.
LONDON — Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following the attempted beheading of an Irishman by a Sudanese migrant, leading UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer to ask the Irish not to bicker and argue over who beheaded whom.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As racial tensions continued to rise in the wake of the verdict handed down in the Austin Metcalf murder trial, a somber former President Barack Obama said if he had a son who stabbed someone in the heart with a knife, he would look just like Karmelo Anthony.
AUGUSTA, ME — The citizens of Maine have cast their votes to officially update the state flag to include a swastika.
A McDonald’s employee in California suffered severe burns across his face and body after a coworker tossed hot oil on him, the reason for the attack remaining unknown. What do you think?
The post McDonald’s Worker Suffers Severe Burns After Being Attacked With Hot Oil appeared first on The Onion
Unsubscribing from spam texts is well known, but did you know you can also unsubscribe from your wife? All you have to do is text back "UNSUBSCRIBE" and she's legally required to stop.
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local mom Rachel Thompson reportedly enjoyed a brief half-hour break this week in between finishing all the laundry and having to do more laundry.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Following last week's primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general election between an avowed communist and an avowed communist.
Doug Valdez, 91, passed away early Friday morning in an attempt to beat the weekend rush into heaven.
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Staggering out into the blinding light of day, Euphoria showrunner Sam Levinson reportedly emerged from a 7-year drug binge Wednesday horrified to learn what he had created. “Wait, I did what?” said a shaky, bleary-eyed Levinson as he looked through his phone in an attempt
The post Rick Brunson Tests Jalen Brunson Again On What To Say When Press Asks About Bruises appeared first on The Onion.
What are you doing here? This is not for piddling swine like you. Be gone! Back to your frumpy duplex you go! Reference #295432
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SAN FRANCISCO—Expanding their offerings of erectile health products, male-focused wellness brand Hims announced a new line of folders Wednesday for holding in front of embarrassing boners. “These safe, discreet folders are specially formulated to ensure you are the only one who knows that you ar
MINNEAPOLIS—Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco g
Despite advances in technology, training, and performance optimization, some achievements in sports have stood the test of time. The following athletic records remain unbroken.
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MIAMI—In an official filing with the U.S. Department of Labor, Amazon employees alleged Monday that they had been exposed to inhumane working conditions while staffing the human chessboard that executive chairman Jeff Bezos maintains on the grounds of his Florida compound. “We’re not allowed
MCKINNEY, TX — Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree murder, expressed regret that he didn't convert to Islam and stab someone in the UK instead.
On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of prophecy, tongues, and more. But which gifts are the coolest?
Actor Idris Elba dismissed longstanding rumors that he would be the next James Bond, calling the speculation “unrealistic” and claiming that many global audiences would never accept a Black male in the iconic role. What do you think?
The post Idris Elba Says Some Audiences Won’t Accept Black J
U.S. — The nation was thrown into a state of shock on Tuesday afternoon, as a jury in Texas ruled that you can't just stab someone in the heart for no reason at all.
Sports
LeBron James, when asked for his take on the basketball GOAT debate, said: "I'm not taking nobody over me."
In the biggest city in the NBA, the league's biggest man found a rare moment of peace -- and used it to drive his team back into an NBA Finals most experts said was over.
The Chiefs are adding two years to Patrick Mahomes' contract in a reworked contract that ties him to Kansas City through 2033 at a value of $504.75 million, sources told ESPN.
The Eagles have signed defensive end AJ Epenesa months after the Browns backed out of an agreement to sign him.
Browns QB Deshaun Watson spoke to reporters Wednesday after Cleveland's second day of mandatory minicamp, marking his first comments since he ruptured his right Achilles tendon on Oct. 20, 2024.
Center Aaron Brewer agreed to a three-year, $52.5 million extension with the Dolphins, becoming the NFL's third-highest paid player at his position by average annual salary.
Coaches, current roster, recruits: Who has the best overall team over the next two seasons?
A security plan released by the New York Police Department will bar fans from spontaneous gatherings around Madison Square Garden during Game 4 of the NBA Finals on Wednesday, upsetting Knicks owner James Dolan.
The timing of Will Wade's exit from NC State is the key factor in a letter from NC State indicating the school is investigating potential legal claims against LSU.
FIFA president Gianni Infantino said the organization cannot dictate to the U.S. government who to allow into its country for the World Cup, saying that sometimes it is better to "chill and relax" over visa issues.
J.J. McCarthy said he's made it "very clear" he wants to remain with the Vikings.
The Kansas City Chiefs are taking steps to ensure franchise quarterback Patrick Mahomes spends his entire NFL career in Kansas City.
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U.S. are players loving the international fans experiencing America for the first time.
The 2026 FIFA World Cup group stage is set to begin. See the odds for which countries are favored to win their respective groups.
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The 2026 FIFA World Cup group stage is set to begin on Thursday. Here are the odds for each team to advance to the knockout stage.
These are the 26 players who'll represent the United States men's national team at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Tech
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
The regulation also imposes new safety expectations on 'AI chatbot services.'
“Defenders cannot afford to take weeks to patch,” one Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency official warned on Wednesday.
US lawmakers are alarmed that Bill Pulte, a housing official with no intelligence experience, is poised to take charge of one of the government's most powerful surveillance tools.
The never-ending problem of scammers has made Valve decide to stop producing Steam gift cards.
The delayed Fable reboot is coming to Xbox Series X/S, PS5 and PC on February 23.
We played the opening prologue of the horror sequel, and it's still got ways to bring the scares.
Colleagues discussed the incident on internal message boards, according to documents seen by WIRED.
Amazon's "Story So Far" feature is hitting Kindle hardware and the iOS app, but sadly not the Android version just yet.
This remake of the first Halo game's hits consoles on July 28.
Instagram has expanded its algorithm personalization features to its main feed.
Ubisoft is reportedly trying to cut costs without leaving key franchises like Rainbow Six: Siege in the lurch with a new round of layoffs.
Unravel the tangled world of cords and find the ones you need to charge your gadgets and transfer data.
The UK's communications regulator has reminded social media platforms they have a duty to minimize hateful content, not encourage it.
The UFC event on the White House’s South Lawn is the president’s birthday gift to himself. Sources expect it to be a lobbying extravaganza.
The ACLU is suing two Florida police departments over the arrest of a Fort Myers man in a child-abduction case, saying officers treated a flawed face-recognition match as a near-certain ID.
With an initial capacity of 24 megawatts, the innovative data center uses seawater as a natural cooling system.
The newest Kindle Scribe means there are now three digital notebooks you can buy in the $400 price range. Here’s which one you should get.
I’ve tried every single Kindle. Here’s how Amazon’s ebook readers stack up.
Kit out your Apple tablet with our favorite stands, cases, keyboards, and styli.
Entertainment
Karmelo Anthony's parents don't believe their son got a fair trial ... and they say they're going to keep fighting until justice has been served. Kala Hayes and Andrew Anthony discussed their son's guilty verdict with Mimi Brown in an emotional…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding guest list isn't just packed with celebrities, athletes and Hollywood power players ... plenty of everyday folks made the cut too. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... the couple invited people…
Nick Cannon's baby mama, Brittany Bell, recently earned her doctorate ... and let's just say the subject of her dissertation was a family matter. Brittany earned her Doctor of Psychology degree from Alliant University in May ... and now it's been…
President Trump was at Madison Square Garden for Game 3 of the NBA Finals, but was he awake, or off in la la land?! James Dolan, who was sitting with the world's most powerful man in the World's Most Famous Arena, is clearing the air! "Where do…
Austin Metcalf's family is getting inundated with dozens of death threats and other hateful messages following Karmelo Anthony's murder conviction ... TMZ has learned. Sources connected to the trial tell TMZ ... the Metcalf family has been…
Nancy Mace just got her butt kicked in a bid to become South Carolina's next governor ... but she's got a sense of humor about the political stomping. The Congresswoman posted a photo of a big bowl of baked beans on social media ... saying she…
This tail is breaching for the spotlight -- can you guess which hot Hollywood mama is posing in this pretty pic?! She's not a regular mom, she's a cool mom -- with her own plane, her own empire ... and everything else under the sun! Can you keep…
Benson Boone is taking a page out of Alix Earle’s going-viral playbook ... and maybe even one of her dresses ... because he has recreated one of her most-viewed TikToks! Check out the video ... Benson can be seen running around in a…
Karmelo Anthony's murder trial was an emotional one for everyone involved ... and his grandmother seems to feel strongly that justice was not served ... blasting the outcome as racist, biased and prejudiced. After Karmelo was convicted and…
The woman who says she's terrified of "Love Island USA" star Huda Mustafa rushed to court again, begging for her restraining order to be reinstated ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Nicole Olivera, the ex-girlfriend of…
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