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Caitlin Clark's historic 45-point, 10-assist game made her the first WNBA player to reach those marks amid ongoing controversy over her protection.
The NRA calls the 3rd Circuit's ruling a "historic victory" after the court struck down New Jersey's semiautomatic rifle and large capacity magazine bans.
Tom Brady's pinpoint throw sent Rob Gronkowski splashing into 500 gallons of Raising Cane's sauce during a viral moment at the Fanatics Fest on opening day.
The outbreak has sickened 67 people with 12 hospitalized as investigators trace Legionella bacteria to dozens of cooling towers on the Upper East Side.
Two fans brought a full-sized taxidermied alligator to Fanatics Fest for Tim Tebow to sign, creating the ultimate Florida Gators memorabilia piece.
Jazz Chisholm Jr. said conversations with Knicks players during their title celebration fueled his desire to bring a World Series to the Bronx even more.
Critics slammed the New York Times for calling AIPAC a "hard-right pro-Israel lobbying group" in its coverage of the House vote on Israel aid.
A witness saw Keith Jonathan Webster drive at "a high rate of speed up the driveway" before crashing into the gate of the couple's East Hampton home, causing significant damage to the gate.
Levi Wallace went from an undrafted free agent to eight-year NFL starter, racking up 12 interceptions before announcing his retirement at age 31.
Trump and Gianni Infantino praised the 2026 FIFA World Cup as the greatest sporting event in history ahead of Sunday's final at MetLife Stadium.
Satire
RALEIGH, NC — A passenger plane tragically crashed on the outskirts of Raleigh on Friday afternoon after no one told any of the passengers on board to "fly safe."
AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death penalty on anyone who begins an email with "Happy Monday, Team!"
DOWNEY, CA — According to witnesses, a man eating at Taco Bell received quite a bit more Baja Blast than he had been counting on.
ATLANTA, GA — President Donald Trump's national address on election integrity may have fallen on deaf ears, according to a new CNN poll that shows 125% of Americans don't believe his claims of election fraud.
U.S. — Civil engineer David Sharpe started out with an ambitious goal to build a city on rock and roll, but now says he should have just stuck with more traditional infrastructure planning methods.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats disputed claims that China interfered in the 2020 U.S. election, declaring that they are perfectly capable of rigging elections without China's help.
U.S. — Fast-food giant Taco Bell introduced Imodium A-D sauce packets to help customers combat the explosive diarrhea caused by consuming the restaurant chain's food.
WASHINGTON—Explaining that the public had no reason to be alarmed over his temporary leave, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) clarified Friday that his absence from Congress was due to a brief planned trip to the afterlife. “While I understand people’s concern, I’ve simply been on a routine visit
DAYTON, OH—Jeering that the other man’s chiseled physique would offer little aid in their upcoming confrontation, local intellectual Kenneth Dufresne reportedly challenged his wife’s muscular sidepiece to a battle of wits Friday. “Your hypertrophied pectorals may have momentarily swayed Vero
KANSAS CITY, MO—Audibly groaning as everyone around him rose to their feet, local baseball fan Mark Girma told reporters Friday that he resented a fourth-inning home run for making him pause eating so he could clap. “Oh, for Christ’s sake, now?” said Girma, who had reportedly just squeezed h
LOS ANGELES—Bursting through the stall door with a baseball bat hoisted over his head, director Christopher Nolan reportedly confronted moviegoer Luke Dias on Friday for using the bathroom during The Odyssey. “You just couldn’t hold it, could you?” the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kick
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A recent poll found that Americans who are concerned about artificial intelligence outnumber those who are excited about it by a margin of three to one. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding AI. MYTH: AI can never be ethical. FACT: Grok says it can. MYTH: AI could discover cure
An Argentine court recognized two goldfish rescued from a sushi restaurant aquarium in Buenos Aires as sentient beings with legal rights, marking a major milestone for animal welfare. What do you think?
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LONDON—Responding to concerns about the lack of diversity in his upcoming project, The Lord Of The Rings: The Hunt For Gollum director Andy Serkis defended the film’s all–Andy Serkis cast during an interview Friday. “It isn’t my fault that the characters in the books are all Andy Serkis,
WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that the danger would be difficult to manage and impossible to eliminate altogether, the Supreme Court’s female justices nevertheless appeared before Congress this week to ask for protection from fellow justice Brett Kavanaugh. “We understand that our safety cannot be
Sports
Liz Loza gives a history lesson to explain why the Colts' star could disappoint fantasy managers this season.
Your one-stop shop as you prep for draft season, including rankings, projections and analysis.
Caitlin Clark scored a career-high 45 points and had 10 assists for the first 40-10 game in WNBA history, and the Indiana Fever beat Seattle 110-107.
From new coaches to unproven players, these issues could trip up the best teams in the country.
Argentina captain Lionel Messi called his viral 2007 photo with a baby Lamine Yamal "incredible" on Friday, ahead of their historic matchup in Sunday's World Cup final.
Yankees manager Aaron Boone was left second-guessing his decision to stick with starter Gerrit Cole after a 2-1 loss to the Dodgers on Friday night.
The R&A assessed Bryson DeChambeau a two-stroke penalty following his second round in the 154th Open Championship for an infraction on the fifth hole.
Major League Baseball is restricting iPad usage in dugouts to prevent the tablets from running artificial intelligence to help make strategy decisions, and former reliever Adam Ottavino said the Mets' use of technology helped prompt the move.
The NFL has suspended Arizona Cardinals personnel executive Ryan Gold indefinitely for violating the league's gambling policy.
Dozens of NFL players are continuing their push for the installment of permanent grass playing surfaces across the league after it was used successfully for World Cup matches at 11 league stadiums.
The World Cup is delivering a dream finale between two iconic soccer powers.
Will Sunday's World Cup final be Lionel Messi's last match for Argentina? He may not even know the answer himself.
Aaron Judge is convinced — adamant, even — that he will return to the Yankees lineup this year.
Tom Brady found out Lionel Messi is just as blown by the viral Lamine Yamal photoshoot picture as the next person.
England's Jude Bellingham shared an uplifting poem given to him by the team's driver, Michael Chandler, following the Three Lions' World Cup semifinal loss to Argentina.
Sunday’s World Cup final has a chapter deeply embedded in its theme: the role of FC Barcelona.
Barcelona president Joan Laporta believes the World Cup final between Argentina and Spain will showcase the strength of FC Barcelona, with club legends and rising stars like Lionel Messi and Lamine Yamal.
After surviving close calls and pulling off improbable comebacks, let's take a look back at Argentina's historic run to the World Cup final.
For Spain, there are world-class players on the roster, but the team is the star. It's been designed that way on purpose.
Bettors are backing the Messi fairytale, but oddsmakers want Spain to lift the trophy. Patrick Everson has the Spain-Argentina betting scoop.
Tech
The API is supposed to deliver posts from 'the highest-ranking Truth Social accounts.'
It would open up a completely new business for the Facebook and Instagram maker.
An error with the cloud computing giant’s billing operation caused some customers’ monthly bills to rise from a few cents to billions of dollars.
The US is home to some of the most polluted air on the planet as smoke from 120 out-of-control Canadian wildfires drifts across the border.
The NHTSA recently called for autonomous vehicle companies to improve how cars respond in emergency situations.
The Odyssey in IMAX is worth a long journey of your own.
Apple is blaming an Apple Music price hike on "rising licensing costs."
The prediction market’s Panamanian operation seems odd, even for a company whose CEO had his apartment raided by FBI agents.
Apple's streaming box is now much more expensive than comparable alternatives. Should you opt for a Fire TV or Roku instead?
Camera upgrades in the Z Flip 8, Fold 8 and Fold 8 Ultra appear to be slim.
A newly renewed, $25 million-per-year contract with a subsidiary of Thomson Reuters further expands the power of ICE under the Trump administration.
For all the hysteria over “woke” casting and ahistorical choices, Christopher Nolan’s epic is on track to make $200 million globally during its opening weekend.
"The displayed billing estimates do not reflect actual usage and charges," Amazon said.
Obsidian is working on a new Fallout game, while Fallout 3 and New Vegas remasters are on the way.
Google and Apple were sent cease-and-desist letters regarding 13 apps on their respective stores.
David Risher insists that Lyft has lowered its prices and that customers who only check his competitor’s app are “leaving money on the table.”
I tested REI’s best new and revamped outdoor gear of 2026. Here’s what’s worth buying, from tents and sleeping bags to coolers and bikes.
Election deniers have spent years promoting the idea that the 2020 election was stolen. They believe Donald Trump’s speech finally proves them right.
We consulted preparedness experts and WIRED’s team of testers for the essential gear to keep on hand in case of wildfires, earthquakes, and lord knows what else.
Looking to add a smart speaker to your house? Here’s which to choose, whether you’re an Alexa, Siri, or Gemini fan.
Entertainment
Baron Davis’ sister is suing him for fraud and intentional infliction of emotional distress … after she claims he sold the house he helped purchase for her with no warning. According to the lawsuit, obtained by TMZ, the NBA star helped his…
"90 Day Fiancé" star Kenny Niedermeier shared an update on how his daughter is doing amid their scary situation ... and it was most welcome. Kenny says Hannah -- his daughter with fellow '90 Day' star Armando Niedermeier-Rubio -- underwent a…
Abby Elliott's closing two big chapters in her life ... "The Bear" and her nearly 10-year marriage to husband Bill Kennedy. TMZ obtained a copy of the divorce docs she filed Friday, and she says she’s splitting from the producer because of…
Orlando Bloom is ready to part ways with one of his Malibu escapes ... 'cause TMZ has learned the actor has officially put his stunning beachfront home on the market. Real estate sources tell TMZ ... the property hit the market Friday with a $10…
Stefon Diggs’ male sexual assault accuser is firing back at claims that his lawsuit against the NFL star is a cash grab. Christopher Griffith spoke to TMZ on Friday about his ongoing battle with Stefon … and the fact that Cardi B jumped into…
Before this lil' blondie in her red tee turned into a chart-topping musician, she was just flipping around the mat as a competitive gymnast and performing in clubs when she was just 14 years old. In her adult years, she's put out countless bangers,…
Hudson Williams knows all about bringing the heat ... and the "Heated Rivalry" star is putting his skills to work over in Greece ... packing on the PDA with his longtime girlfriend. Check out the photos ... a shirtless Hudson is kissing all over…
Tyler Robinson's dad doesn't seem to be hurting for cash ... because he runs a successful local masonry business. According to the California Post, Matthew Robinson is back to work in St. George, Utah after his son spent days in court for the…
Taco Bell is breaking its silence about the parasite outbreak causing explosive diarrhea ... and they're telling customers it's time to Live Mas once again. In a statement posted to social media, the popular fast-food chain said all the lettuce…
Scary moment at Beyoncé and Jay-Z's pad this week ... cops say a man crashed his car into the front gate of their swanky New York estate ... and he left in handcuffs. The 63-year-old motorist drove his car "at a high rate of speed up the driveway"…
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