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Ian Poulter says time might "run out" on LIV Golf, revealing a hard deadline of September 1 to secure $300 million to keep the tour running.
A Berkeley professor attacked the University of California system's "test-blind" policies as calamitous, noting students were arriving on campus unable to do basic math.
Joseph Sawyer, formerly Joe Gacy in WWE, survived a bloody war with Atticus Cogar to capture the GCW World Championship at Homecoming Night 1.
The Department of Homeland Security is reportedly probing a U.K.-based nonprofit with ties to NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani over sanctioned group links.
Video captures Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey dancing alone at the Black Entrepreneur State Fair, sparking a wave of conservative mockery online.
Stephen A. Smith vowed to confront a Black journalists' group after the organization gave him its Thumbs Down award for allegedly disparaging Black women.
iCloud Private Relay can be bypassed by three WebKit features, potentially exposing your real IP address to websites while browsing in Safari.
Sen. Ron Johnson reveals a text Dr. Anthony Fauci received about pregnancy-related vaccine concerns, including worries of fever and miscarriage in the first trimester.
Kate Moss, Halle Berry, Bella Thorne, and Emily Ratajkowski brought the heat this week with stunning bikini and swimsuit photos on social media.
An Imperial College London study of over 135,000 adults found nearly one in six people reported feeling lonely often, surprising researchers. COVID made things worse, the study noted.
Satire
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LOS ANGELES, CA — As heated debate continued to rage across the nation and on Capitol Hill over legislation designed to secure U.S. elections, former Vice President Kamala Harris issued a dire warning that the SAVE America Act could result in America being saved.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A special WNBA task force announced on Thursday that they had been unable to define a woman after several hours of meetings led to a stalemate on where to go to lunch.
WASHINGTON—Blasting the 2-year-old’s incessant lying to the American people, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Thursday slammed her toddler son over baseless accusations that the caterpillar was very hungry. “Time and time again, this vindictive child has served up fabrications r
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani's planned city-managed grocery stores were reportedly set to feature an exclusive "Queue Where You Wait For Loaves Of Leavened Flour Products", the mayor's office confirmed on Thursday.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions.
America's 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it's so much more! For example, the state bird is a lark bunting. Bet you didn't know that.
NEW YORK, NY — Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women's National Basketball Association decided to bring in a revered Supreme Court Justice to help settle the question.
BOSTON, MA — The state's Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech in front of the state Capitol on Thursday morning, further emphasizing their commitment to promoting child sacrifice.
Surveillance company Flock’s automatic license plate readers, which are used by over 5,000 law enforcement agencies across 49 states, are generating controversy. The Onion examines the pros and cons of the technology. PRO Helps police officers violates civil rights far faster than if they were wor
MCCOOK, IL—Complaining that he couldn’t even walk down the street without being mistaken for a world-class basketball player, doughy Eastern European immigrant Vukašin Petrović told reporters Thursday that he was tired of everyone assuming he was an NBA superstar. “Just because I’m a 6-fo
WASHINGTON—Surrounded on all sides by overturned furniture, ripped-out desk drawers, and dozens of loose items flung wildly from their shelves, President Donald Trump reportedly tore up the White House on Thursday in a frantic search for more munitions. “Come on, come on, there’s gotta be one
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Scientists have for the first time used AI to create viruses that don’t exist in nature, a milestone that has prompted hopes for medical breakthroughs and fears of new biological threats. What do you think?
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Kirk Devine, 45, passed away in a hot-air balloon explosion last Wednesday. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that mourners find and return Devine’s body parts.
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PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg reportedly smothered his metaverse avatar Thursday using a digital pillow. According to sour
Sports
Commanders quarterback Marcus Mariota suffered a sprained right knee and will miss the rest of the preseason, but he is expected to be ready for the regular-season opener.
Cristiano Ronaldo has given his clearest indication yet that he could retire from football at the end of the current season, saying it is "probably my last year."
Barcelona have reached an agreement in principle to sign Manchester City midfielder Rodri, various sources have confirmed to ESPN.
Rams coach Sean McVay says he won't put an "invisible deadline" on Aaron Donald to come out of retirement but added that he hopes the former star defensive tackle makes a decision "sooner than later."
Outfielder Cody Bellinger, who hasn't played since July 26 due to a hamstring injury, will begin a rehab assignment Tuesday and could rejoin the Yankees next weekend.
The Pirates will move Paul Skenes' next scheduled start back three days, giving the struggling ace extra rest amid the worst stretch of his major league career.
The team is the latest to poke fun at Daniels over his jersey number dispute with his alma mater, LSU.
Former major league pitcher Tommy John, the namesake behind the pioneering elbow surgery that prolonged his career for 14 more years, has died at the age of 83.
Yanhan Zhou smashed a 514-yard drive during the third round of the DP World Tour Danish Golf Championship.
Here are the best sights and sounds from the final round of the 2026 FedEx St. Jude Championship at TPC Southwind.
Tommy John, the pitching great known for the surgery that bears his name, has died at 83
People around the league disagree about the value of running backs, while one executive wonders if James Cook is among the league's most underpaid players.
Cristiano Ronaldo gave an update on when he will likely retire ahead of another season with Al-Nassr.
Check out the odds, spreads and totals for all 16 preseason Week 1 games.
Alex Palou is favored for INDYCAR's race at Markham. Here are the odds for the entire field.
Joey Logano is surging at the right time. Here's how his big win at Richmond puts him in better position for the postseason.
Los Angeles Rams first-rounder Ty Simpson delivered an impressive preseason performance against the Kansas City Chiefs.
Tech
A Super Nintendo or PlayStation looked better on retro TVs than today's ultra-sharp displays, but why is there such a difference?
The program makes upgrading your hardware incredibly convenient, but weigh your options.
The differences between the iPhone and Android show up when you connect them to your car, as well.
The new Apple Upgrade program makes the monthly cost of an iPhone even cheaper than before.
Let's look at how to use the Retro app, whether it's free and whether it can compete with other social media apps.
It could be wise to wait, or settle for a cheaper model.
The format remains unique in console history.
Take time to enable these features today before you need them; they could help save your life in an emergency.
It's only available with the top-tier Premium subscription plan, for one.
An object observed by the James Webb Space Telescope lends credence to a strange explanation for the mysterious red spots in the early universe.
Nearly a decade after its debut, Samsung’s Galaxy Fold finally comes into its own.
In 2027 and 2028, there will be two spectacular, long-duration solar eclipses. Here’s what you need to know about them.
The installation utility EasyDMG makes it so you never drag and drop an icon again.
With automatic mapping, Spot Mode functionality, and smart AI cameras, the TerraMow V1000 is the complete package.
Observatories have been built in mines, deep under the Antarctic ice sheet, and elsewhere in an effort to detect the fleeting particles.
Ensuring your cat stays hydrated is one of the best ways to keep your pet healthy. The right pet water fountain can help.
Samsung's newest party trick could actually help you improve your diet, and therefore your overall health.
This affordable electric BMX delighted my entire family, even if its range, ride comfort, and actual BMX abilities are limited.
Noware’s Puff necklace whimsically reimagines flash drives, turning something functional into personalized jewelry.
These are the Apple Watch accessories I recommend adding to your setup.
Entertainment
Chrisean Rock wasn't inside the ring Saturday night ... but she took her sister Tesehki's loss like it was her own. Chrisean livestreamed herself watching the fight and became increasingly emotional as Big Lex took control ... eventually breaking…
U.S. Central Command is trying to steady the ship after a wave of bad press over conditions aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln ... praising the crew and pointing to comparatively low numbers of mental health cases. CENTCOM Admiral Brad Cooper says his…
President Trump says Karoline Leavitt is irreplaceable ... though he may have found her successor standing on the other side of a Fox News microphone. During a Fox News interview, correspondent Alexis McAdams asked Trump whether Leavitt could be…
Cristiano Ronaldo is preparing to hang up his cleats ... revealing this will probably be his final year of soccer after a quarter-century on the pitch. The bombshell came almost as an aside during a joint Vogue interview with his new wife, Georgina…
Brandy came to support her brother Ray J ahead of his boxing match ... but Adrien Broner nearly turned her quick hello into the opening bout. The clip shows Brandy walking into the kitchen and acknowledging Broner before moving along to greet…
Sid Wilson appears to be making his Slipknot exit Instagram-official ... changing a key line in his bio following the band's split with its longtime DJ. Wilson's Instagram bio previously identified him as being with the Slipknot "gang since 1997."…
A shooting at a downtown Lexington park left one person dead and four others injured Saturday evening ... prompting an outpouring of grief from Kentucky leaders and a renewed push for community support. Lexington Police Chief Lawrence Weathers said…
Taylor Swift traded the stadium spotlight for the English countryside this weekend ... turning up for the wedding of two longtime music-industry insiders at Peter Gabriel's legendary Real World Studios. Swift was among the star-studded guests…
The Fab Four are back on Abbey Road ... well, sort of. Harris Dickinson, Paul Mescal, Joseph Quinn and Barry Keoghan were spotted recreating The Beatles' legendary Abbey Road album cover, giving fans a first look at the actors stepping into the…
10:54am PT -- The New York Yankees released a statement saying "The New York Yankees mourn the passing of Tommy John, who was a bedrock of our rotation during his time in pinstripes and a longtime favorite of Yankees fans." They add ... "While his…
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