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Caitlin Clark said she told Saniya Rivers 'scoreboard' before both received technical fouls during Indiana Fever's blowout win over the Connecticut Sun.
Alaska Sen. Dan Sullivan sits down with the "Ruthless Podcast" to discuss his critical re-election fight that could determine control of the U.S. Senate.
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Travis Vokolek revealed the serious neck injury he suffered on a kickoff block against the Indianapolis Colts that led doctors to advise his NFL retirement at 28.
A march against Chicago violence begins at Morgan Park High School as Angel Families demand accountability from Mayor Johnson and Gov. Pritzker.
The FDA's Pharmacy Compounding Advisory Committee weighs peptides for obesity, insulin resistance, opioid withdrawal and insomnia this week.
Nancy Armour's column blames Caitlin Clark's flopping and reactions to WNBA officials for allegedly putting Black and queer players in danger.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez claims the NDAA would merge parts of the U.S. military with the Israel Defense Forces, drawing sharp pushback from Republicans.
A state senator calls NAACP accusations against Mississippi investigators "completely unfair" as the Nolan Wells investigation faces mounting scrutiny.
A viral Buc-ee's pay scale sign shows general managers earning up to $275,000 without a college degree, igniting fierce debate over student debt.
Satire
U.S. — Finally making public a long-anticipated change to the denomination's policy regarding qualifications for members of its pastorate, the United Methodist Church announced a ban on heterosexual clergy.
There's no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at than men. Being aware of these things can help life go more smoothly.
Feel Irish from the comfort of your own home with this simple trick!
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As congressional hearings looking into "wokeness" in federal institutions took place on Capitol Hill, a Smithsonian director admitted that she was completely unaware of any "Kill Whitey" tattoo on her forehead.
NEW YORK, NY — After coming to the sobering realization he has no authority to arrest a world leader, Mayor Zoran Mamdani reportedly released an epic hip hop diss track designed to get Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu shaking in his boots.
TRENTON, NJ — Concerns about election integrity in the United States were once again brought to the public's attention, as New Jersey blamed a "slight software glitch" for accidentally enrolling the entire country of Bolivia as voters.
NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani tearfully admitted in a recorded statement that he does not, in fact, have any legal authority to invade Poland.
WASHINGTON—Touting the new line of currency as an important way to recognize the many babes bagged by the commander-in-chief over the years, the U.S. Mint announced plans Wednesday to release a series of gold coins commemorating President Donald Trump’s extramarital affairs. “These coins will
BOSTON—Struggling to come to grips with the unreasonable demands, local man Gerald Ullman told reporters Wednesday that his overbearing girlfriend was expecting him to take the feelings in his head and use words to say them into the world. “I just don’t get what she means when she says I shoul
WASHINGTON—Responding to repeated complaints about the smell and the difficulty of reheating lunch while the U.S. Cabinet member was still rotating inside the appliance, Department of Health and Human Services staffers reportedly had to remind Robert F. Kennedy Jr. not to microwave himself in the
Vice President JD Vance and Second Lady Usha Vance announced the birth of a baby boy, their fourth child and the first born to a sitting U.S. vice president in over 150 years. What do you think?
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A Pew study found that China was viewed more favorably than America among the 36 countries surveyed, reporting 46% and 36% favorability respectively. What do you think?
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SANTA FE, NM—Grunting with exertion as he hauled the weighty volume out of his satchel, author George R.R. Martin was seen Tuesday handing his agent an unsolicited, 4,000-page manuscript titled “Tuba Man, Scuba Man.” “Hey, remember that idea I had about a big band leader using a tuba as a
WASHINGTON—Apologizing to his fellow congressmen after he fumbled the wooden handle for the fifth time in a row, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was observed struggling to hold his speaker gavel Tuesday while wearing anti-masturbation mitts. “The House will come to order—oops, hold on, one m
BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our secur
EAU CLAIRE, WI—Staring down at his dampened shirt with a mixture of anger and stunned disbelief, local man Frank Buchwald was reportedly acting like he was never going to be dry again after he got hit by a sprinkler Tuesday. Buchwald, who was described by friends and colleagues as an otherwise san
Sports
Tyreek Hill posted a workout video in which he discussed his ongoing recovery from a dislocated knee and multiple ligament tears, saying he still has "no power" in his left leg.
Fever guard Caitlin Clark is one technical foul away from an automatic one-game suspension after she picked up her seventh of the season after jawing with Connecticut's Saniya Rivers on Wednesday night.
Yankees shortstop José Caballero was charged with a pitch clock violation in the sixth inning that led to a strikeout and the ejection of hitting coach James Rowson.
The president of the the Norwegian Football Federation (NFF) said she will ask her board to pursue a formal ethics complaint over the suspension of Folarin Balogun's World Cup ban.
Charlie Woods failed to reach match play in the U.S. Junior Amateur after being bothered by the clicking sound of a phone camera during his third shot of the first playoff hole.
David Gabriel Georges, ESPN's No. 2 running back and No. 14 overall prospect in 2027, announced his pledge to Tennessee over Ohio State on Wednesday night, ending a contentious, monthslong recruiting battle.
The Orioles ended Boston's franchise-record-tying 15-game winning streak in the nightcap of a doubleheader Wednesday.
The Miami Heat's late-night mistake led to an NHL franchise to make some jokes.
The WNBA and players' association held a videoconference Tuesday to discuss a variety of issues, including recent "racist, hateful, and abusive messages directed at players," according to a joint statement released Wednesday.
Real Madrid hope José Mourinho can bring the green shoots of recovery to the Bernabéu, so it's fitting the team have a new green away kit to match.
LIV Golf heads to England this weekend for LIV Golf United Kingdom. Here's the schedule, TV channel and how to stream all four rounds.
The Baltimore Orioles ended Boston’s franchise record-tying 15-game winning streak.
The Dodgers have no glaring needs at the deadline, but they have the resources to push as far as they want in their quest to three-peat.
Brazil midfielder and five-time Champions League winner Casemiro joins Inter Miami as Major League Soccer investigates whether the reigning league champion engaged in tampering.
Will Denny Hamlin find his way into Victory Lane for the fifth time this season when Cup goes to Indy? Here are the odds for the Brickyard 400.
The Italian Football Federation (FIGC) has confirmed that Pep Guardiola is a primary candidate to take over as the next head coach of the Azzurri.
Santos superstar Neymar was a notable absentee for his club's big match as he was spotted at a poker tournament.
Mexico icon Guillermo Ochoa has officially announced his retirement from active competition.
Business never sleeps, however, and several deals have gone under the radar during the 2026 World Cup.
Two players and nearly 300 pounds of tomatoes were part of Spain's ongoing revelry after its World Cup win.
Tech
Deck out your room and make class a cinch with these WIRED-tested favorites.
GoPro's Wireless Mic System nails the basics, but it has some frustrating flaws.
Uber's global customer service network has been hit by layoffs in favor of AI.
Cordless, handheld, robot, and traditional—we tested them all to find the vacuum that’s fantastic for fur.
Europe has hit Google with a $1 billion fine for illegally abusing its search engine dominance.
The slim and convenient magnetic wallets you’ll actually want stuck to the back of your phone.
The EPA has proposed a rule change that would let states decide how much input the public has on air pollution permits. It would be a huge boon for data centers increasingly reliant on fossil fuels.
Gas prices are up, and US car dealerships are full of hybrids. Customers are going for it.
Here are the best delivery services and meal kits in 2026, including Martha Stewart’s meal service, a GLP-1–supportive plan, and a budget-friendly option.
MAGA-coded adult content playing off immigration crackdowns, white supremacy, and obeying the “natural order” is finding rabid audiences on X.
Sony has just unveiled its latest cinema camera that may foreshadow some long-awaited features in its consumer mirrorless lineup.
The next time you’re locked out of your Google account, you can use your face as part of the account recovery process.
The risks are real. But banning children from the internet could create new problems without solving the ones that really matter.
You'll now be able to get into your Google account with a selfie video.
I cranked Apple’s iOS 27 beta to maximum transparency on my iPhone and enjoyed every warped second.
The upper stage of a Falcon 9 rocket has been drifting in space for over a year after it launched. It's expected to crash into the moon next month.
Adding new dimensions to the device.
You can now gift games without a Steam account and sort your wishlist into categories.
Several federal agencies are contributing toward the interdisciplinary research efforts.
As long as Paramount ends its distribution business with Universal, it can purchase Warner Bros. Discovery in Europe.
Entertainment
A Secret Service agent is in hot water with JD Vance after allegedly leaking info to reporters about the VP's travel habits, according to CNN. The agent, who was not identified, was placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of an internal…
The person who filed divorce docs claiming to be Lena the Plug apparently isn't done trying to move the case forward … despite Lena stating publicly she wasn't leaving Adam22. On Tuesday, court docs were filed by the person claiming to be Lena.…
This week's Cheek of the Week crown is being passed off to a star known for her iconic dance jam that took the world by storm! Can you guess which famous singer's "Milkshake" brings all the boys to the yard beach?! She recently posted these hot…
Bruce Buffer has announced some of the biggest events on the planet -- from The White House to the World Cup (and that's just this summer) -- but there’s still one missing from his résumé. The legendary "Veteran Voice of the Octagon" stopped by…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Name your favorite reality show -- from rose ceremonies to beach huts -- and you're looking at private beauty routines that keep the contestants camera-ready all hours…
Before this swaggy kid in his plaid button down turned into a star, he was just growing up in Staten Island, New York ... He's most known for playing Stuart on "The Big Bang Theory," and he's currently starring on the spinoff, "Stuart Fails to Save…
German OnlyFans creator Susann Alicia wants to make the jump from phone screens to the small screen ... and she's specifically eyeing a role on "One Piece." Susann tells TMZ ... she grew up watching the anime series and is dying to play Yamato in…
Celeste Rivas' family is still struggling to comprehend the horrific allegations against D4vd ... with their attorney telling TMZ they simply can't understand why he would allegedly take a chainsaw to their beautiful girl. We caught up with family…
D4vd's garage was possibly covered in blood ... this according to a forensic criminalist who helped process his home. Witness Lauren Wallace -- a criminalist with LAPD's forensic science division -- took the stand during Day 2 of the singer's…
Ariana Biermann says her relationship with adoptive father Kroy Biermann has broken down as her mom Kim Zolciak's bitter divorce with him drags on ... telling TMZ the whole situation is just really sad. We got the "Next Gen NYC" star leaving NBC…
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