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Ashley Graham calls the rise of GLP-1 weight loss shots disheartening as she vows to continue advocating for plus-size women and body acceptance.
Statement says Rudy Giuliani remains hospitalized in critical but stable condition as supporters rally with prayers.
A ball stuck in Nolan Schanuel's glove led to a bizarre glove flip and a controversial out call on Juan Soto in the Angels-Mets matchup on Sunday.
Sen Ron Johnson's new report alleges Biden administration health officials ignored VAERS safety signals and suppressed COVID vaccine side effect data.
Nina Dobrev wowed in a bold mesh gown with red details in NYC, pairing it with stiletto heels and a red handbag for a striking street style moment.
Alex Ligertwood, lead singer and songwriter for Santana known for hits like "Winning" and "You Know That I Love You," died in Los Angeles. He was 79.
At 93, Ellen Burstyn shares her longevity secrets on Rob Lowe's podcast, crediting a plant-based diet, exercise, and giving up alcohol, smoking cigarettes and marjuana.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy blames the Biden administration for Spirit Airlines' collapse, citing the blocked JetBlue merger as the cause.
A Memphis man is accused of domestic assault after allegedly biting an infant on the face and running erratically through businesses seeking help.
Patriots star Christian Gonzalez backed coach Mike Vrabel amid controversy, saying he rides behind his coach any time of the day as the team focuses on football.
Satire
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — In a touching tribute to one of America's most formative chapters in air travel, dozens of emotional passengers gathered at the gate to board the final scheduled flight of Spirit Airlines, preparing themselves for one last, glorious, no-holds-barred midair brawl.
TEHRAN — Peace in the Middle East hit another major roadblock this week after Iranian officials issued a serious threat that they have a hidden strategic reserve of even more serious threats.
SAN FRANCISCO — The homeless of California have achieved a final and decisive victory in Governor Gavin Newsom's fight against homelessness.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It's the custom of every president to build a presidential library, but President Donald Trump has announced he is going to buck that convention.
MURCIA, SPAIN—Sending shock waves through the tennis world, world No. 2 Carlos Alcaraz officially withdrew from the French Open on Monday over a career-threatening haircut. “After careful consideration, we have decided that the most prudent decision is not to participate in Rome or Roland-Garros
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BOULDER, CO—Assuring himself that the rationale for the ritualized surgery would be revealed in due course, cult member Jason Fitzpatrick told reporters Friday that he assumed the reason everyone’s penises were cut off would eventually come up in conversation. “The last thing I want to do as a
A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance to them, with both the government and donors funding the project. What do you think?
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The 2026 Met Gala will take place Monday, May 4. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the annual star-studded event. 1 in 3 Invitees aware the Met is a museum 5th Floor where the real Anna Wintour is safely stored while her decoy attends the gala $25 Target gift card awarded to […]
HUNT VALLEY, MD—Hailing the product as a life-changing alternative for those in need of controlled withdrawal solutions, officials at packaged food giant McCormick & Co. introduced a first-of-its-kind smooth and hearty transdermal gravy patch Tuesday. “At McCormick, we know well the frustrat
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The Justice Department indicted former FBI director James Comey a second time for posting a photo of seashells arranged in the shape of “86 47,” which Trump and his allies insisted was a threat to get rid of the 47th president. What do you think?
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Sports
Kimi Antonelli is on a roll, and not even preseason F1 favourite George Russell can stop him right now. ESPN's Nate Saunders delves into another impressive performance by Antonelli, this time in Miami.
The Yankees optioned Anthony Volpe to Triple-A after the shortstop returned from his minor league rehab assignment.
Cameron Young went wire-to-wire alone on the lead at the Cadillac Championship, a final round of 4-under 68 getting him to 19 under for the week and six shots clear of world No. 1 Scottie Scheffler.
Class of 2027 running back Duece Jones-Drew, the son of former NFL All-Pro Maurice Jones-Drew, has committed to UCLA.
Celtics star Jayson Tatum said it was "unfortunate timing" that he was forced to watch Game 7 against the 76ers from the bench in street clothes.
Top-five junior Obinna Ekezie has committed to Louisville and plans to reclassify into 2026.
Chase Elliott, who led five times for a race-high 87 laps Sunday, stayed ahead of Denny Hamlin for the closing four laps after a final restart to win the NASCAR Cup Series at Texas Motor Speedway, his second victory of the season and 23rd of his career.
The Bananas filled Texas A&M's football field to capacity in their game against the Texas Tailgaters.
The Pistons beat the Magic 116-94 in Game 7 on Sunday to win a playoff series for the first time in 18 years.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules and results for all eight teams.
Here are the results from Week 6 of the 2026 UFL season.
Frenkie de Jong has praised Marcus Rashford's profound tactical impact at Barcelona since his loan move from Manchester United.
If one of two of the most-storied franchises could somehow win the title, it would be a bigger win for a few bettors. Patrick Everson explains.
Inter Milan has sealed the Italian league soccer title with a 2-0 victory over visiting Parma.
Cole Palmer will go head-to-head with the player who poses an existential threat to his World Cup dream in Morgan Gibbs-White on Monday.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Real Madrid legend Dani Carvajal faces a heartbreaking exit as the club plan to release the veteran right-back this summer.
We're keeping track of all the major milestones reached and records broken in MLB this season. Here's the latest!
Legendary former Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has been taken to hospital from Old Trafford after feeling unwell.
Tech
Those affected will see their PlayStation Network accounts automatically credited.
The Wall Street Journal reported that the offer could come as soon as this month.
RIP to the original AI search bot.
It's not playable, but it's still pretty cool.
This $2,000 Asus laptop delivers breathtaking performance thanks to Qualcomm's Snapdragon X2 Elite Extreme, but at the cost of nearly everything else.
From smart apps and planters to unique tools, these gifts will turn even a black thumb into a next-level plant parent.
A Bluetooth tracker can prevent vacation hell, aka arriving at the beach sans bathing suit. Here are our travel tips for using one.
These hardworking travel totes handle everything from a work trip to a weekend getaway.
The kitchen appliance titan changed up its beloved base-model stand mixer for the first time in over 70 years. It was worth the wait.
Coway's most popular air purifier gets an upgrade in looks and purification strength, though I wish it had wheels and an app.
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It's like Microsoft's Clippy, but useful.
The cars made at the Giga Shanghai factory start at $39,490 CAD, or roughly $29,000 in USD for a Model 3 Premium Rear-Wheel Drive variant.
The company has purchased Assured Robot Intelligence, whose staff is joining Meta's Superintelligence Labs.
Plus, more Ball x Pit is never a bad thing.
Will that stop them from taking over?
The compact desktop Mac now starts at $799 and comes with 512GB of storage.
Entertainment
Rick Fox is offering an apology ... to absolutely nobody! The former basketball star -- who is running for political office down in The Bahamas -- spoke at a political rally on Sunday ... and, he seemed to be offering a mea culpa for his role in a…
Rudy Giuliani has been rushed to the hospital in critical condition ... his spokesperson announced in a statement Sunday. Ted Goodman announced the news on X ... noting the former New York City mayor is in critical, but stable, condition in a…
It's a family date day for Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet -- the couple was seen arriving hand in hand for a Broadway performance of "The Fear of 13" on Sunday along with Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, and Kendall Jenner! In the clip,…
Sydney Sweeney's floating on cloud nine ... not only did she got Instagram official with Scooter Braun -- but she took a high-flying tour of a famous bridge Down Under. The actress was spotted in Sydney, Australia, Sunday taking The Harbour Bridge…
Bianca Censori covered up for a day at the spa ... masking her face with a shirt -- while basically letting her boobs hang out! Check out the clip -- Kanye West's wife enjoyed an afternoon at a salon spa in L.A. Saturday ... and when she left,…
Brandon Sheets, the son of the late "Storage Wars" star Darrell Sheets, has broken his silence on the sudden death of his father. Brandon wrote about his heartache in an emotional Instagram post alongside several photos of the late reality TV star.…
Kid Rock's using his Department of War connections to get fans hyped for his new Freedom 250 Tour celebrating the USA ... and it's rubbing a ton of people online the wrong way. Here's the deal ... the singer debuted a new video at his tour kickoff…
Alex Ligertwood's daughter, Merci, tells TMZ ... "My dad loved many things. At the forefront were his family & friends, music, and Scotland. He continued doing shows up until the very end, just the way he wanted." She adds ... "Though he is no…
ICE agents dragged a man out of a hospital in New York City Saturday night ... all while chaos broke out in the streets outside due to a mob of livid protesters. The incident took place outside Wyckoff Heights Medical Center in Brooklyn ... when a…
Mel B brought a scary level of spice to Mel C's recent show ... jumping onstage to perform a beloved Spice Girls song with her pal! Sporty Spice -- who released her album "Sweat" on Friday -- had a show in Leeds Saturday night ... and she brought…
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