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WWE star Grayson Waller dubbed Atlantic City the "saddest city in America" in a video from the beach before "Monday Night Raw" at Boardwalk Hall.
Evangelical leaders are divided over the Trump-Iran memorandum of understanding, with some praising military action and others warning Israel is betrayed.
Seattle Pride parade attendees allegedly marched naked in front of children, sparking outrage and questions about Washington's indecent exposure law.
San Marcos homeowners face fines from their HOA for flying the American flag, with one resident preparing a legal fight ahead of America's 250th birthday.
Iran allegedly attacked commercial shipping in the Strait of Hormuz to counter a new southern corridor developed by the U.S. and Oman, analysts say.
Green tea was just as popular as black tea in colonial America, with five Chinese tea varieties fueling the Boston Tea Party protest of 1773.
Doug Band is expected to face a House Oversight grilling over Epstein ties, including a 2003 dinner and flirtatious emails with Ghislaine Maxwell in DOJ files.
Sam Lyman says Neville Roy Singham's network delayed $23.6 billion in AI data center investment through organized protests across 14 states.
The 250th anniversary of America deserves an all-out celebration, but capitalism has failed to deliver the patriotic merchandise and events.
Why Senate Republicans, including Collins, Wicker and Thune, may use budget reconciliation to pass Pentagon funding and avoid a government shutdown.
Satire
MARBLE FALLS, TX — A local church found itself under fire this week after this year's Vacation Bible School theme centered around the biblical book of Judges, complete with lessons on murder by jawbone and swords engulfed in belly fat.
KANSAS CITY, MO — In an achievement unprecedented in the history of Major League Baseball, the Kansas City Royals somehow managed to find a way to lose on a day when they didn't play a game.
LONDON — In an effort to modernize MI6 for the eco-conscious era, the British government announced that the organization had officially granted James Bond a license to kill anyone with an air conditioner.
SILVER SPRING, MD — The National Weather Service issued a weather alert on Monday announcing that tonight, everyone is going to die, or absolutely nothing is going to happen, but it's definitely one of the two.
WASHINGTON—Expressing delight at the complete humiliation of their political opponents, White House officials on Monday gleefully mocked the paltry attendance at Democrats’ Great American State Fair. “To no one’s surprise, the Democrats and their socialist allies botched America’s 250th an
Broadly considered one of the greatest soccer players of all time, Argentina’s Lionel Messi set a new record as the top goalscorer in World Cup history. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the eight-time Ballon d’Or winner. Age: 39, minus stoppage time Favorite Charity: Major Leag
Europeans typically do without air conditioning, presumably because they are perpetually stuck in the Dark Ages and far more interested in burning witches to appease the environment gods. But given the current heat wave, millions of Europeans are now looking for the best ways to stay cool without AC
NEW YORK, NY — The speaker giving the keynote address at the New York City Pride Festival admitted that he pictured everyone in the audience fully clothed to calm his nerves.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A woman judge has ruled that being late is "totally fine."
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Millions of Americans will embark on summer vacations this year. Reporters for The Onion asked stars to share their own warm weather plans.
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NEW YORK—Fastening the paper sign to a chair “just in case,” Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly reserved a seat at his wedding reception Monday for SpongeBob. “I know I shouldn’t get my hopes up and that Mr. SquarePants is a really busy guy, but man, it would be cool as h
LOS ANGELES—After working more than 11 years at a local family-owned Italian restaurant, actress Emma Stone confirmed Monday she was finally quitting her job waiting tables. “I’m a little nervous—you know, nothing is ever guaranteed in show business—but my fingers are crossed that everyth
The FBI announced charges alleging that a sophisticated network of drones were used to deliver weapons, cell phones, and drugs into 10 federal prisons. What do you think?
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NEW YORK—Just a few years after Major League Baseball introduced sweeping pace-of-play reforms intended to make the sport more compelling, a stressed-out nation confirmed Thursday that baseball games had now become much too fast. “Jesus Christ, everything’s happening so fast I can’t even ke
ZANESVILLE, OH—Noting that her stink had begun clinging to furniture, clothes, and anyone who hugged her for more than a couple of seconds, family members of local grandmother Phyllis Hargrave confirmed Thursday that they had set the 89-year-old on a lawn chair in the yard to air her out. “Yeah
CHICAGO—Stunning longtime fans with its climactic conclusion, FX series The Bear reportedly ended Friday with a continuous 45-minute shot of protagonist Carmy screaming while stirring tomato sauce. “After so many tense scenes and multifaceted characters, I’m glad we could provide the perfect f
Sports
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the Ivory Coast and Norway FIFA World Cup match.
Bayern Munich winger Michael Olise has asked for a meeting about his future amid interest from Europe's biggest clubs. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Check out the odds for the Mexico vs. Ecuador Round of 32 matchup at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Oh my! What an absolutely pulsating day of World Cup action. Brazil march through to the round of 16, but two other heavyweights -- Germany and the Netherlands -- have been sent packing!
Brazil's stars left it late to beat Japan and reach the round of 16. Is their team too old to make a deep run?
Check out the odds for the Round of 32, now that losses equal elimination at the 2026 World Cup.
Chris "The Bear" Fallica delivers his daily best bets for the World Cup. Here's what he's backing on Match Day 20.
Germany expected Paraguay to be "an uncomfortable opponent," but the South American side was so much more that it ended Die Mannschaft's World Cup.
We are examining major incidents and explaining the process in terms of VAR protocol and the laws of the game.
Will Erling Haaland play vs. Ivory Coast? Everything we know about the Norway star's status.
Which teams added the most value? Who whiffed badly? We grade all 32 here.
With the market set to open July 1, we identify key free agents for each team and what those teams should do.
A roundtable of experts analyzes Serena Williams' return to the sport so far -- and what it means for Wimbledon.
We're tracking the latest news, rumors, and buzz across the NBA, including what we're hearing on deals.
Who will Canada face in the round of 16? Here are the possible opponents, and its potential path to the final.
Jusuf Nurkic, who filled in as starting center and filled up the stat sheet last year, plans to sign a two-year, $22 million contract with the Jazz, sources told ESPN's Shams Charaniay.
Morocco was the deserved winner over the Netherlands in a match that concluded with a memorable penalty shootout.
Who will Mexico face in the round of 32? Here are the possible opponents, and its potential path to the final.
One of the World Cup's most impressive streaks came to an end when the Netherlands lost to Morocco in a penalty shootout on Monday at Monterrey Stadium, but one remained.
Here's the best of the round-of-32 action at the FIFA World Cup on Monday, June 29.
Tech
WIRED spent months talking to America’s favorite failson as he plotted his return to public life. Now he’s feeding the trolls—and everyone else.
Proton has launched a major upgrade for its Lumo chatbot, giving it image generation and editing capabilities.
The maps and images show the extent of destruction and give rescue operations a tool to find any remaining survivors.
Heat pumps are more than just a way to keep your home comfortable without using fossil fuels.
Some of Apple's corporate secrets aren't so secret any more.
Smartphones are welcoming the agentic AI overlords.
Hundreds of contractors working on a project for Meta pretended to be kids in order to see how other chatbots like Gemini and ChatGPT would respond to high-risk subjects, WIRED found.
WIRED has tested 100-plus bed-in-a-box mattresses for a week each. Our top pick, the Helix Midnight Luxe hybrid, is the best bed you can buy online.
Rather than external partnerships, Uber may start leaning on its own robotaxis for driverless options.
Google expands personalized intelligence to Gemini app image creation
Xbox union members argue for transparency and good-faith bargaining.
The US Supreme Court has surprisingly decided to restrict geofence warrants.
It may be tempting to control an entire power strip with a smart plug, but there are some things you should know about this setup.
Apple's rumored touchscreen MacBook may launch soon, here's what to expect.
If you want a 4K display you can easily move around the house, LG has you covered.
Even if you only use WhatsApp sometimes, you might want to snag your username now to stop giving out your phone number.
Flipper Devices, a company that built a banned hacking device, now wants to hack your attention span.
The 1970s porn actress turned New York City late night public access queen says censorship and a lack of star quality among modern adult entertainers turned her off of the industry.
With AI-powered noise reduction, an automatic speech-focusing system, and a simple, effective hearing test, it’s a shame these aids don't come with a better app.
Climate activist Will Lawrence cofounded the Sunrise Movement. Now, he has shifted his focus in his attempt to compete for a swing-district seat by calling for a data center moratorium.
Entertainment
Bad Bunny's record label passed out freebies to Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor for a concert in Puerto Rico — and each ticket was worth over $4,000, according to a new report. The New York Post obtained Sotomayor's annual financial…
Dianna Russini is in hot water again ... but this time it's not for holding hands with an NFL coach ... rather it's for lying about FaceTiming with one. Here's the scoop ... in January, the former NFL reporter for The Athletic got pulled over by a…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's NDA for wedding guests may look intimidating ... but TMZ has learned it doesn't have much bite, because guests who violate it won't face any obvious financial punishment. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ...…
Can you guess which hottie put her toned body on display in this eye-popping shot?! She was a Victoria's Secret Angel from 2005 to 2008 ... you may also recognize her from "Sports Illustrated," and there's no hiding her pride for Brazil. Dive into…
Lance Stephenson's doing his best Charles Barkley impression ... telling TMZ Sports his message to young hoopers is simple -- do NOT consider him a role model. We caught up with the NBA vet-turned-BIG3 baller at LAX on Monday ... and had to ask…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Just because it's summer doesn't mean you can let your skincare slide! With beach days ahead and fun in the sun on the schedule, a solid skincare routine is…
This baby girl caught sippin' her sippy cup turned into a famous musician, playing piano at 3 years old and dropping jaws with her vocal skills ... "Hide Away" and "Sit Still, Look Pretty" are two of her hottest songs, and she's collaborated with…
The man who says he's got the world's smallest penis just got an offer that's anything but small ... a Beverly Hills doctor tells TMZ he'll perform a $20,000 enhancement procedure completely free of charge! Dr. Robert Dorfman tells us he was moved…
Peta Murgatroyd and Maks Chmerkovskiy are officially turning the page on their Los Angeles chapter ... 'cause TMZ has learned they've put their family home on the rental market as they settle into their new life in Florida. Property records,…
Taylor Parker sobbed and insisted she's "a good person" ... as she's being interrogated for murdering Reagan Simmons-Hancock and stealing her unborn daughter, Braxlynn, from her uterus. In interrogation video obtained by TMZ -- from just days after…
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