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Kelsey Mitchell broke the WNBA season scoring record with 33 points while Caitlin Clark posted 28 points and 14 assists in Indiana Fever's win.
A mountain lion was tranquilized in San Francisco's Sunset District after evading capture for hours. It was later released back into the wild.
Allie Coghan says Kappa Kappa Gamma "promised a sisterhood" but admitted a transgender woman without a proper membership vote or bylaw amendment.
Cuba's entire electrical grid collapsed Friday, triggering a nationwide blackout with cellphone and internet outages reported across the island.
Aaron Judge heads to the New York Yankees injured list with a right calf strain that could sideline the three-time AL MVP for the rest of the season.
Thomas Massie claims Mike Johnson sent the House home early to dodge a vote on his eight privileged impeachment articles against Pete Hegseth.
Kurt Siuzdak slipped on wet granite on New Hampshire's Mount Washington, dislocated his shoulder, popped it back in and kept climbing to the top.
Three contestants were removed from MTV's "The Challenge: Cutthroat" after a reported racial incident involving the N-word and a code of conduct breach.
President Donald Trump announced CNN, MS NOW and Politico are banned from the White House, dubbing them "fake news" and teased other outlets could follow.
JD Vance rallied in Iowa, calling the midterms a referendum on common sense and targeting Democrats he says have abandoned the working man.
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SACRAMENTO, CA — Famously dyslexic Governor Gavin Newsom hosted a press conference today celebrating gas prices in California reaching a new milestone of $1.87.
KANSAS CITY, MO — One of football's biggest stars was revealed to have fallen prey to scammers, as Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was victimized by a criminal ring that forces people to dress like idiots.
EPHRAIM — With his marriage to former prostitute Gomer off to a rocky start, the prophet Hosea began to seriously regret his decision to forego premarital counseling.
After two delays, the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI will be released this November. Here is everything we know about the game so far. Open-world activities include playing volleyball, chess, cards, or GTA V Gunshot sound effects performed by Sir Ian McKellen Child support payments carry ove
WASHINGTON—Insisting that the adjustment was long overdue, the Federal Bureau of Investigation announced Thursday that it would raise the national murder rate for the first time since 2023. “For far too long, prior administrations succumbed to pressure to continuously reduce the number of Americ
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States House of Representatives canceled all scheduled votes and went on break to recuperate from a long, tough stretch of not doing anything.
Here are the steps the NFL follows to evaluate head injuries. Step 1: Player receives devastating helmet-to-helmet hit that leaves him motionless for 46 seconds Step 2: Spotter initiates protocol after noticing entire offense kneeling in prayer beside teammate Step 3: Referee blows ceremonial gjalla
BRUSSELS — Speaking in Strasbourg, France, on Wednesday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that she had deemed Canada weak enough to join the European Union.
GÖBEKLITEPE — The invention of the wheel may lead to massive job loss, according to a caveman who sounded the alarm to warn the rest of caveman society.
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PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadium tour. “This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie,” said the 35-year-old music
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In a dramatic reversal of decades of established organizational practice, the PGA Tour announced Wednesday that, effective immediately, golf would be loud. “After careful consideration, the board of directors and I agree that, going forward, the game of golf will be really
A totally oblivious Tyler Neiman, 29, will be killed Wednesday while commuting home from his bowling league. Though still alive for now, he will be missed.
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GREENSBORO, NC—Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his neighbor’s mulch. “Well, well, well—unless my eyes deceive, I’d say we’ve got ourselves
LAS VEGAS—Seemingly unbothered by his disgrace as he sauntered through the glass doors and onto the Las Vegas Strip, coward Kevin Lombardo reportedly left the Flamingo casino Friday even though he still had a full $200 in his wallet. “I sat there and actually watched that spineless piece of shi
More than 8,000 people in Michigan received IDs with a photo of a random smiling man printed on them, with officials stressing the photo is a generic non-resident. What do you think?
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Sports
Josh Allen accounted for five touchdowns as Buffalo moved to 2-0 in their home opener.
This weekend's schedule has plenty of intriguing matchups beyond the little tussle in Oxford.
What to know for Week 3, including Lane Kiffin's return to Oxford, under-the-radar games and teams on upset watch.
Rams DT Aaron Donald said Friday "the plan" is to play Monday night against the Giants, while WR Puka Nacua did not practice on Friday with a hip issue.
Three-time AL MVP Aaron Judge is returning to the injured list -- this time because of a right calf strain -- and Yankees manager Aaron Boone isn't sure whether the slugger will be able to return for the postseason.
With a homer in the sixth inning of Cleveland's 5-3 win over the Athletics Friday, Jose Ramirez reached 1,000 RBIs and joined Earl Averill as the only players in club history to reach a milestone that underscores the third baseman's consistency and power.
The Heat and guard Pelle Larsson have reached agreement on a four-year, $60 million extension, his agents told ESPN's Shams Charania.
New York Mets first baseman Jared Young, 31, who was at home resting and recovering Friday, will miss the rest of the season because of a concussion sustained when he collided with pitcher Nolan McLean while trying to field a ground ball Thursday night.
Enes Kanter Freedom declared himself a woman and said he's eligible for the WNBA draft. Legal experts point out strengths and flaws in his case.
Pistons All-Defensive forward Ausar Thompson has agreed to a five-year, $155 million rookie-scale contract extension, sources told ESPN.
The Atlanta Braves are back in the playoffs after missing out last season.
Los Angeles Dodgers closer Edwin Diaz came off the injured list Friday after missing a month with a neck injury.
Shohei Ohtani is progressing with his swing while on the injured list, but he hasn't faced pitching yet.
A weekly look at MLB's standings and how they are informing the postseason picture.
Defending Big 12 champion No. 13 Texas Tech held on for a 28-26 on Friday night when Houston quarterback Conner Weigman came up just short of a 2-point conversion in the final minute.
Get the latest Arizona State vs. Kansas odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 3, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
Get the latest Ohio State vs. Kent State odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 3, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
Aaron Donald expects to play for the Los Angeles Rams in their home opener against the New York Giants on Monday night.
Once again, the Yankees have to figure out how to survive without their best player for an indefinite amount of time.
With college football season in progress, see which teams are favored to make the 12-team postseason tournament.
Tech
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As dozens of cities end contracts for its controversial license plate readers, Flock is rolling out a voluntary severance program, WIRED has learned.
iOS 27 brings tons of cool upgrades to your iPhone. Don't miss the interesting-yet-subtle changes to Focus.
CNN's sources claim the US nearly attacked a Chinese ship it believed was carrying nuclear weapon components.
In a new lawsuit, the labels argue Suno found a roundabout way to train its v6 models on unlicensed music.
The BlackBerry-like phone also got a spec bump and an impending price hike.
There's a lot for Mark Zuckerberg to cover at this year's keynote.
The Ultra 4 gets smarter about health tracking and lasts longer between charges. But for most people, the Series 12 gets close enough.
Resident Evil is yet another horror classic from the director of Weapons.
What's a little IP theft between friends?
Great news for the Ellisons and Saudi Arabia. Everyone else: not so much!
In honor of its 40th anniversary, we celebrate the greatest Transformers movie ever made.
The Street Figher popcorn bucket could make things easier for anyone planning to dress as Guile for Halloween.
Entertainment
Carrot Top is hospitalized in Las Vegas after a suicide attempt ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... the comedian and longtime Las Vegas performer, who's real name is Scott Thompson, attempted suicide on Friday in…
Ed Sheeran is ready to perform Saturday night's Philadelphia concert solo if needed, now that Macklemore, the rest of his openers and his backup band are out ... TMZ has learned. Music industry sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... plans for…
Influencer James Wehr got into trouble for speeding over a year before his fatal car crash, TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained court docs showing James was pulled over in Westminster, California, miles away from the site of his death. The…
James Wehr's crash victim, Lexi Kramer, will be honored at a memorial in Florida next month. Lexi's sister, Gracie, shared the details on Instagram Friday ... announcing a celebration of life for October 9 in Lakeland, Florida. Gracie says the…
Former NFL star Adrian Peterson is close to wrapping up his criminal case for his 2025 DWI after completing over 30 hours of community service ... TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained court docs showing Adrian racked up the hours from July 13 to July 30…
Nicki Minaj has no apologies for loving President Trump ... but don't expect her to turn her next tour into a political rally. Nicki joined Laura Ingraham on Fox News' "The Ingraham Angle" Friday alongside Small Business Administration head Kelly…
"Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta" alum D. Smith says he's detransitioning after living publicly as a transgender woman for 12 years ... and will now present as a man and use he/him pronouns. The Grammy-nominated producer announced the change Thursday…
Hip-hop producer Tay Keith's death didn't make his bills disappear ... his estate is now being hit with nearly $200,000 in claims from creditors. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, American Express National Bank filed two separate claims…
Frankie Muniz's estranged wife, Paige Price, shared a cryptic message about perspective shortly after the actor revealed he's been going through an intensely difficult period. Price posted an Instagram Story Friday featuring a video of herself…
A$AP Rocky turned his Copenhagen concert into a family affair ... bringing Rihanna and their son Riot onstage in the middle of his set. The surprise cameo went down Friday at Royal Arena, where Rocky was performing "Lord Pretty Flacko Jodye 2"…
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