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Kamala Harris goes viral for 'word salad' response about hope on Don Lemon's podcast, with social media users blasting the hard-to-follow answer.
A mass shooting in Hanover, Maryland, left six people wounded early Saturday, including two children, according to Anne Arundel County police.
Carrie Underwood shared a video of American flags lining a fence near her Tennessee home, expressing deep gratitude and patriotism on Instagram.
Caitlin Clark appeared emotionally distraught after the Fever's 113-96 loss to Angel Reese and the Dream, blaming her team's 29 personal fouls.
MotoGP rider Marco Bezzechi received a one-race ban after appearing to slap a track marshal twice following a crash in the Czech Grand Prix sprint race.
GLP-1 weight-loss drugs are transforming the wedding industry as bridal stores handle more rush orders, alterations, and waivers for brides' body changes.
FBI offers $25,000 reward in manhunt for Oscar Sanchez-Munoz, 22, accused of violent cross-state crime spree including highway shootings near a World Cup venue, and homicide.
Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese exchanged words during the Fever-Dream game in Atlanta after Reese took a swipe at the ball following a foul on Clark.
Carolina Hurricanes celebrate Stanley Cup with Raleigh parade after sweeping first two rounds and defeating Vegas Golden Knights in six games.
Three first-time Power 4 coaches are predicted to become household names by the end of the 2026 college football season, including Eric Morris.
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NEW YORK, NY — MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, reportedly infuriated by news of ball players defiling their pride hats with Bible verses, has ordered anyone who refuses to bow to the pride flag be cast into the fiery furnace.
WASHINGTON—Patting themselves on the back for seeing a film that was neither a sequel nor a prequel, the U.S. populace announced Wednesday that they were proud of themselves for watching and enjoying an original movie. “Learning the names of characters I’d never heard of before wasn’t easy,
IRAN — In a sign of total and absolute victory, President Trump announced that he had secured the reopening of the vital Strait of Hormuz, which was open before the war that Trump started in Iran.
CHICAGO, IL — In a bid to capture vintage nostalgia, McDonald's has announced the return of its true, original-recipe apple pies. The company confirmed the legendary dessert will once again feature the secret ingredient from its initial nineteenth-century inspiration: cocaine.
WORLD — Citizens across the globe breathed a collective sigh of relief after learning that the government of Iran has promised to be good from here on out as part of the peace deal negotiated by President Donald Trump.
Vacation Bible School season is upon us once again, and you may have noticed that every denomination has its own special twist on how to engage elementary-age kiddos. The Babylon Bee has surveyed the country, and here are the most popular VBS themes for each denomination:
EVIAN, FRANCE — Years after wandering away from a G7 summit, a confused former President Joe Biden was seen wandering back into the G7 meeting in France this week. A gathering of top world leaders was in the middle of a high-stakes debate on global trade when the doors swung open to the conference
Elon Musk became the world’s first trillionaire after his company SpaceX went public, with his personal net worth now eclipsing the entire GDP of countries like Taiwan, Ireland, and Sweden. What do you think?
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DALLAS—In a bold risk that strayed from her usual habits, local woman Emily Lentz reportedly dove headfirst into a thrilling adventure Wednesday by blindly purchasing a different apple variety. “What crazy times might this Cosmic Crisp have in store for me? I choose to accept its enigmatic offer
NEW YORK—At last providing a definitive answer to fans’ endless speculation, Sopranos creator and executive producer David Chase confirmed Tuesday that Tony Soprano died at the end of every episode in the series. “People have been asking me for a clear answer for a long, long time, so here it
It’ll take a lot more than the death of Fran Stephens, 50, to trigger a recall of ground beef.
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When I first booted up The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I thought I was gonna be in for a magical experience. The opening title card is fantastical and mysterious, and the music is pretty good. I couldn't find an option to turn the graphics to 4K resolution, but I set that aside and got started
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RAMSES — Archaeologists excavating at ancient Egyptian historical sites discovered evidence of another biblical plague, this one believed to have consisted of a horde of cyclists blocking Pharaoh's morning commute.
NEW YORK, NY — According to sources, Vice President JD Vance stumbled upon an incredible discovery on Tuesday when he made contact with a tribe of illiterate, feral women.
The UFC Freedom 250 event to celebrate President Donald Trump's birthday (and also for America's 250th birthday, kind of) was a massive success. That means one thing — more bloody, violent fights on the White House lawn. Through highly placed White House insiders, The Babylon Bee has obtained an e
New Education Department data found a double-digit decline in the number of school-aged children who read for fun almost every day, with the share of 13-year-olds who regularly read for pleasure down almost half since 2012. What do you think?
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CHICAGO—Anticipating the announcement would rank among the biggest scoops of his career, ESPN senior NBA insider Shams Charania is said to have casually mentioned to his colleagues Tuesday that he was really looking forward to breaking the news of Michael Jordan’s eventual death. “When MJ dies
Sports
Brewers ace Jacob Misiorowski had another strong outing against the Braves, topping out at 104.2 mph, but it may not have been strong enough during a 3-2 loss.
Brewers manager Pat Murphy said Saturday he's planning to have back surgery on Thursday, when the team is off, and a procedure on his hip during the All-Star break.
Miguel Almirón was shown the red after an altercation in Paraguay's Group B match vs Türkiye.
Brian Brobbey and Cody Gakpo scored two each as Netherlands cruised to a 5-1 World Cup victory over Sweden to go top of Group F.
Thousands of Hurricanes fans crammed onto sidewalks, gathered around office building windows, even lined up on floor after floor of at least one parking deck to cheer and wave at the team's Stanley Cup championship parade Saturday.
Shane van Gisbergen qualified first Saturday for NASCAR's inaugural race on Naval Base Coronado on Sunday, easily outpacing Carson Hocevar, who will join him on the front row.
Marlins slugger Liam Hicks was scratched for their game against the San Francisco Giants on Saturday because of back tightness.
The Big 12 presidents and chancellors haven't rushed to pull the league's recently filed federal lawsuit because there are still questions about Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorsby's NFL future and any possible legal retribution, a source told ESPN.
All 48 teams have played one group game, so let's revisit our Power Rankings. What do our writers and experts think the field of favorites looks like after one week?
Don't be surprised if Mauricio Pochettino swaps out most or even all of his starters for the USA's finale on Thursday.
Can Spain rebound? Will Cape Verde keep it up? Sunday's World Cup slate will provide plenty of storylines.
Chris "The Bear" Fallica delivers his daily best bets for the World Cup. Here's what he's backing on Match Day 11.
Follow the 2026 FIFA World Cup Golden Boot race with our live tracker, featuring the latest goalscoring standings, player statistics, and updates.
Get the latest 2026 World Cup standings and scenarios for the knockout-round bracket.
We're tracking all the scores and results at the FIFA 2026 World Cup.
Total Football is here. Here are four takeaways from Netherlands vs. Sweden.
Here's the latest look at some of the most notable news around the World Cup.
Get caught up with every goal from the 2026 World Cup from best to worst.
Check out the odds for the Japan vs. Tunisia Group F matchup at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Tech
The space agency shared footage of tests with its Ernest prototype rover.
Launcher V2 will go through a private beta before a public release.
NASA mission to save a falling space telescope is ready to launch.
The crash reportedly happened on an airstrip near the western coast of France on June 19.
Once you remove lockscreen ads and toggle on book covers, here's what else you can do to customize your Kindle's screensaver.
Car buyers love Android Auto. Automakers? Not so much.
CMF by Nothing won't be able to release a follow-up to the Phone Pro 2 this year.
Steam Next Fest demos, a Virtual Boy-inspired shooter and other new indie games worth checking out.
After adding one to my home, here's why you might want a home battery, how they work, and what to look for, plus some installation tips.
We’ve trawled the depths of Amazon to find the best deals on gear we’ve tested.
I did the research and taste-testing to find the best greens powders worth your money. Bloom Nutrition’s Superfood Greens Powder is my tried-and-true pick.
The new Siri AI is conversational, omnipresent, and actually helpful.
Plus: Gay bars in San Francisco using face scanners, France quits Palantir, Apple plans to change its private email and more.
Researchers have demonstrated they can make coffee comparable to conventional espresso using ultrasonic waves. Because the process doesn’t need hot water, it consumes 75 percent less energy.
The short answer is: sometimes, but it's complicated.
Norway will reportedly ban young kids from using AI in schools.
Years after initial tests, researchers are now racing to see if a vaccine developed in 2011 can help fight the current Bundibugyo outbreak in Congo.
We break down the current iPad lineup to help you figure out which of Apple’s tablets is best for you.
Forget about patchy internet connections and dead spots in the house. These WIRED-tested multiroom mesh systems will get you online in no time.
For young people, the trend removes the stigma of being unmarried and alone, and recasts it as something to aim for, not avoid.
Entertainment
New Yorkers usually take out their trash, but one basketball fan took the receptacle instead ... making off with a Knicks-themed trash can during the recent championship parade. New video's going viral online showing a fan of the NBA's newly minted…
Before Travis Kelce was spotted having the time of his life at Chris Lake's Los Angeles concert Friday night, he hit up a WeHo dive bar with his pals, TMZ has learned. Sources tell us the Kansas City Chiefs star, along with his brother Jason and…
Austin Metcalf was helped by immediate responders right after he was stabbed by Karmelo Anthony ... who can be heard begging him to stay alive and performing CPR until paramedics arrive in shocking 911 audio. The audio captures the crowd's initial…
There's movement at Taylor Swift's Rhode Island home Saturday ... as sources say she's celebrating her upcoming wedding to Travis Kelce with her closest gal pals at the iconic mansion. Check it out -- a black SUV with tinted windows rolled out of…
Claude Guillemot -- the co-founder of the popular video game company Ubisoft -- has died after a plane he was piloting crashed. The company announced his death in a statement ... telling French media outlets the organization's thoughts and prayers…
Blake Lively's staying solo this weekend ... hanging out alone while Taylor Swift's surrounded by friends at her Rhode Island home. Photogs spotted the "Gossip Girl" star walking around Pound Ridge, New York solo -- no friend with whom to gossip --…
The family of the doodle Jameson, who was shot to death by an LAPD officer last Saturday, has torn the "reckless" officer apart after bodycam footage showed them shooting the pup multiple times ... even after he was down. Jameson's owners, Marie…
Travis Kelce stole the show at DJ Chris Lake's Los Angeles concert Friday night ... stepping out with some pals as Taylor Swift's Rhode Island home bustles with foot traffic. Check it out -- he's locked in as he shoots off a bubble gun at excited…
Daveigh Chase’s mom is detailing her downward spiral from drug addiction and her premonition she would pass young following the actress' death this week. "Devastated" Cathy Chase revealed the "Lilo & Stitch" star became addicted to…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce ain't the only ones walking down the aisle soon ... her ex Matty Healy will be tying the knot with Gabbriette -- and she just kicked off her bachelorette party! Bride-to-be Gabbriette loaded up her Instagram Story with…
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