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Newly released video from the US military shows elite Air Force pararescue operators rescuing an injured F-15E Strike Eagle crewman stranded deep inside Iran earlier this year.
Multiple U.S. executions in the U.S. are set within 24 hours this week, part of a surge that has seen 25 death penalty cases in 2026 with more to come.
James Talarico said Americans should look to Western Europe for democratic inspiration in a resurfaced clip that drew a blunt response from Elon Musk.
House Republicans joined Democrats to pass a war powers resolution reining in Trump's military engagement in Iran beyond the 60-day threshold.
Three people are dead and one person is hospitalized after a news helicopter crashed between two commercial buildings in the Chatsworth area of Los Angeles, authorities said.
ESPN's Stephen A. Smith called Kawhi Leonard "a gangster" for escaping with a $700,000 fine while the LA Clippers face historic NBA penalties.
Sally Field recalled her Walmart shopping trips with Dolly Parton and the lasting bond they forged on the set of "Steel Magnolias" decades ago.
Florida reports fourth Vibrio vulnificus death in 2026 as health officials warn about raw oysters, contaminated water and severe infections.
Sophie Cunningham says she's spoken with Adam Silver multiple times about the WNBA commissioner search and wants a leader who puts players first.
Justin Herbert did not seem too pleased with the Chargers after disastrous loss to Arizona Cardinals
Justin Herbert's terse postgame answers and alarming sack totals raised new concerns after the Los Angeles Chargers' lopsided loss to Arizona.
Satire
Raising a toddler can be a challenge, but entertaining your toddler can be even more difficult. It's not uncommon for parents to run out of ideas for ways to keep kids busy. The Babylon Bee is here to help.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — One of the mainstays of America's legislative branch was once again seen roaming the corridors of the U.S. Capitol building, as Mitch McConnell returned to the Senate as a Force ghost.
SAVANNAH, GA — Fans at Sunday's Savannah Bananas game at historic Grayson Stadium were shocked to see an element of seriousness infiltrate their beloved sport, as Manager Tyler Gilum publicly chewed out one of his players for not goofing around.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Scandal struck Hollywood this week, as actress and businesswoman Sydney Sweeney attempted to gain support among liberal women by murdering multiple children.
RICHMOND, VA—Feeling the half-chewed contents of their stomachs roil as they retched into their napkins, guests at a local dinner party began gagging Tuesday as their host revealed that they had been eating USDA beef. “I do hope you’ve been enjoying those steaks and that they’ve been prepare
A blind man in the U.K. who drove his wife’s car 150 miles while drunk avoided prison time, despite not even having a license. What do you think?
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U.S. — According to a new study conducted by the Barna Group, a majority of Christians were likely to replace the Holy Spirit with ChatGPT by the year 2028.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark decision just weeks before people head to the polls to vote in the midterms, the United States Supreme Court ruled that securing elections was unconstitutional.
ROME — The Apostle Paul reportedly expressed anxiety that believers might scrutinize the details of his epistle to the Ephesians and notice that the Armor of God does not include pants.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his latest attempt to entice voters to turn out for the November midterm elections, President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that he was promising to bring back $5 footlongs if Republicans retained control of both houses of Congress.
CONCORD, MA—As he expressed alarm at still not having reached the title’s open world, local gamer Rudy Kelleher confirmed Tuesday that the prologue of his recently purchased video game was still going. “Christ, it’s been an hour and a half since I booted this thing up, and I’m still wande
NEW YORK—In an urgent step intended to protect customers and humanity itself from the company’s flagship product, Casper Sleep announced Tuesday an immediate recall of mattresses that won’t stop expanding once unboxed. “In response to thousands of reports of our mattresses inflating catastr
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The family of Katherine Lee, 35, asks that in lieu of flowers, mourners send any guesses about what her passwords might be.
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LOS ANGELES—Regaining consciousness just as a masked captor slapped him across the face with the script, actor Jason Momoa reportedly woke up Tuesday tied to a chair in an empty warehouse facing the screenplay for a Candy Crush Saga movie. “You are Mr. Toffee now,” said a low, menacing voice t
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LOS ANGELES—Taking a deep breath as she peeked her head out from the wings of the Peacock Theater, Primetime Emmy Awards host Mariska Hargitay reportedly calmed her nerves before the show Monday evening by picturing the entire audience brutally murdered. “Okay, Mariska, you got this, just imagin
Sports
Find out which teams our experts think will make this season's CFP.
Will the Titans score any points against the Eagles? Can Ben Johnson solve Brian Flores' Vikings defense? Get ready for Week 2 with seven takes.
Chicago, Baltimore, Buffalo and Jacksonville were among 10 teams that scored 30-plus points Sunday.
Who are the top teams ahead of Week 2? Plus, we highlight a standout newcomer from each roster.
A weekly look at MLB's standings and how they are informing the postseason picture.
The Brewers won their fourth straight National League Central title after the second-place Cubs lost to Atlanta on Tuesday night.
Paul George acknowledged Celtics fans' angst toward the trade that sent Jaylen Brown to Philadelphia for him, saying it's understandable.
John Konchar agreed to a one-year deal with the New York Knicks, agent George S. Langberg of GSL Sports Group told ESPN on Tuesday night.
The Los Angeles Chargers, depleted at receiver after a loss to the Arizona Cardinals, are signing Marquez Valdes-Scantling, 31, to its practice squad, a source told ESPN's Jeremy Fowler, adding a veteran who was a 2018 fifth-round choice from USF.
After creating salary-cap space with the release of Chris Kreider, the Anaheim Ducks on Tuesday signed Cutter Gauthier to a six-year contract, with GM Pat Verbeek saying in a statement that the 22-year-old left wing is "a major part of our young core."
Weekly composite ranks for each position in PPR and IDP formats, as well as Eric Karabell's superflex ranks.
The Milwaukee Brewers won their their fourth straight National League Central title with a 5-1 win over the Pittsburgh Pirates.
Pete Alonso launched his 300th career home run, a tying shot in the ninth inning against his former team.
Here's the latest from around the NFL.
In the words of Nick Wright, the “prince who was promised” is at the top of Mahomes Mountain. However, Patrick Mahomes isn't that prince.
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The Philadelphia Phillies placed All-Star left-hander Jesus Luzardo on the 15-day injured list Tuesday, three days after he was scratched from a start at Atlanta because of left shoulder inflammation.
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Shohei Ohtani hit off a tee on Tuesday in Los Angeles and remains on track to return before the end of the regular season
Baltimore Ravens rookie wide receiver Ja'Kobi Lane is expected to be sidelined for a month after undergoing surgery on his fractured wrist.
Tech
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Though preoccupied with vlogging lately, Canon hasn't forgotten its full-frame photography market.
Charging your EV from home is cheap and convenient, but knowing which type of charger will get the most out of your electric car can often be confusing.
Spotify's default audio settings let you enjoy music wherever you go, but you're not always getting the best quality. A few tweaks can make all the difference.
The Android Auto app lives in the Play Store, so start there if you want to update.
USB-A and USB-C flash drives both have their purposes. USB-C is increasingly common, but USB-A isn't going anywhere yet.
The event is focused on "Windows, NVIDIA RTX Spark, Surface, and the broader PC ecosystem," with Satya Nadella and Jensen Huang among the speakers.
Wired and wireless speakers each offer different trade-offs, advantages and disadvantages. Plus, what audio you put through them has a big effect.
You can improve your iPhone's audio quality whether you're using the built-in speakers, headphones, or a speaker.
A digital driver's license kept in Apple Wallet or Google Wallet is convenient, but you should be aware of its implications on your privacy.
Entertainment
Stefon Diggs' male sexual assault accuser, Christopher Griffith, wants their legal battle moved to a courthouse far away from the NFL star's home stadium ... due to fears the jurors will want to protect their franchise player to win football games…
We love a lady in latex, and this week's Chix on Netflix has us sending a late text 😜 Can you guess who she is based on these clues ... She's an influencer and model -- her older sis may be more well-known, but this brunette baddie is rising up…
Before this kid saddled up for the big stage, he was just rockin' his cowboy gear in San Antonio, Texas ... and covering Justin Bieber's "Mistletoe" on YouTube back in 2010. He's collaborated with music's hottest stars like Pitbull ... "Mmm Yeah!"…
Happy hump day! Can you guess the brunette babe having a hard time keeping her chest tucked away?! This gym baddie is part of the most famous family on television -- while she herself is worth a billion dollars. When she's not busy running her…
9:10PM PT -- NBC LA confirmed during their on-air coverage of the crash that the news helicopter did belong to their station. They took a moment to let viewers know they will be taking some time off air to process the news. The names of those on…
Alix Earle's stepmom went on social media to rattle off 5 reasons why she thinks Netflix should pull the plug on "Earle Meets World.” Ashley Earle' went on social media to rattle off five reasons why she thinks Netflix should pull the plug on the…
Tom Sandoval's ex-girlfriend is moving out and moving on ... packing up the last of her stuff from his house. TMZ obtained video of Victoria Lee Robinson at Tom's house with some movers Tuesday ... you can see in the clip she's directing them as…
Authorities arrested a Florida elementary school teacher Friday for allegedly showing young girls his nudes and touched them inappropriately. According to the arrest report, former Sunset Park Elementary School teacher Cesar Oriol Cardoso allegedly…
Lexi Kramer's family says she believed car influencer James Wehr truly loved her and his divorce was nearly finalized when he flew her to California for their first date ... TMZ has learned. The family member tells TMZ ... Lexi and James met…
Tyra Banks’ fight for hours of unaired footage shot for the "America’s Next Top Model" documentary is heating up ... with the producers scoffing at the supermodel’s request, TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Netflix…
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