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Stair climbing was linked to a 39% lower risk of dying from cardiovascular disease, according to an analysis of more than 480,000 participants.
Dolly Parton appeared virtually at Dollywood's new roller coaster opening after her Nashville doctor grounded her travel over dizziness and dehydration.
Tyler Allgeier steps into the starting RB role as the Arizona Cardinals manage key injuries to Jeremiyah Love and veteran James Conner this week.
Bernie Sanders-backed California candidate Randy Villegas promoted DEI as a "social justice-driven duty" in his academic writings on community colleges.
Google's Pixel 11 lineup introduces Magic Capture, HiLight notifications and proactive Gemini features designed to reduce screen time demands.
President Donald Trump's Truth Social API charges Wall Street firms up to $100,000 monthly for early access to his market-moving posts on tariffs and policy updates.
Medicare and Social Security scams use spoofed caller ID, AI-cloned voices and urgent threats to trick older adults into sharing sensitive information.
Global Reach's Kieran Ramsey reveals the beatings and psychological torment Robert Gilman endured during 1,666 days in Russian prison and pleads for remaining detainees.
Harvard researcher Christopher Dede argues universities returning to paper tests to prevent AI cheating are missing the point about education.
LaBron Kozone explains why MLW was the best fit for his career and his Firestar Pro Wrestling Training School students ahead of his bout with Joe Coffey.
Satire
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LOS ANGELES, CA — As heated debate continued to rage across the nation and on Capitol Hill over legislation designed to secure U.S. elections, former Vice President Kamala Harris issued a dire warning that the SAVE America Act could result in America being saved.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A special WNBA task force announced on Thursday that they had been unable to define a woman after several hours of meetings led to a stalemate on where to go to lunch.
WASHINGTON—Blasting the 2-year-old’s incessant lying to the American people, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Thursday slammed her toddler son over baseless accusations that the caterpillar was very hungry. “Time and time again, this vindictive child has served up fabrications r
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani's planned city-managed grocery stores were reportedly set to feature an exclusive "Queue Where You Wait For Loaves Of Leavened Flour Products", the mayor's office confirmed on Thursday.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions.
America's 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it's so much more! For example, the state bird is a lark bunting. Bet you didn't know that.
NEW YORK, NY — Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women's National Basketball Association decided to bring in a revered Supreme Court Justice to help settle the question.
BOSTON, MA — The state's Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech in front of the state Capitol on Thursday morning, further emphasizing their commitment to promoting child sacrifice.
Surveillance company Flock’s automatic license plate readers, which are used by over 5,000 law enforcement agencies across 49 states, are generating controversy. The Onion examines the pros and cons of the technology. PRO Helps police officers violates civil rights far faster than if they were wor
MCCOOK, IL—Complaining that he couldn’t even walk down the street without being mistaken for a world-class basketball player, doughy Eastern European immigrant Vukašin Petrović told reporters Thursday that he was tired of everyone assuming he was an NBA superstar. “Just because I’m a 6-fo
WASHINGTON—Surrounded on all sides by overturned furniture, ripped-out desk drawers, and dozens of loose items flung wildly from their shelves, President Donald Trump reportedly tore up the White House on Thursday in a frantic search for more munitions. “Come on, come on, there’s gotta be one
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Scientists have for the first time used AI to create viruses that don’t exist in nature, a milestone that has prompted hopes for medical breakthroughs and fears of new biological threats. What do you think?
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Kirk Devine, 45, passed away in a hot-air balloon explosion last Wednesday. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that mourners find and return Devine’s body parts.
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PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg reportedly smothered his metaverse avatar Thursday using a digital pillow. According to sour
Sports
The NFL preseason is underway! How did rookies and players in new places perform in their debuts?
Playoff berths are on the line for the men in Philly, while the Charm and Palms face off for the title.
Top storylines and coaches' analysis for the two championship matchups that headline UFC 330 in Philadelphia.
Yankees outfielder Aaron Judge played catch and ran in New York on Friday as he continues working toward a return from a broken right rib.
The Blue Jays have placed first baseman Vladimir Guerrero Jr. on the seven-day concussion injured list.
Cardinals rookie running back Jeremiyah Love will miss the next week to let a sore ankle he injured Thursday night against the Raiders heal, coach Mike LaFleur said.
Some of the WNBA's greatest players believe the increased discourse and scrutiny of the league is the result of the growth and success of the women's game.
Kate Douglass set a world record in the women's 50-meter freestyle in the preliminary heats of the Pan Pacific Championships.
A card collector since he was 12, Jason Williams still hasn't decided what to do with the incredible find.
Veteran defender Jamal Adams was taken to the locker room on a cart Saturday shortly after his preseason debut with the Vikings
Will Christopher Bell break his second-place streak or will pole-sitter Ryan Blaney get into Victory Lane? Latest odds for Saturday's Cook Out 400.
Drivers were generally happy with INDYCAR's course at Markham after finally getting practice time Saturday on the track.
Indiana head coach Curt Cignetti joked about Notre Dame not being in a conference when discussing their cancelled home-and-home series.
The Seattle Seahawks have reportedly made three-time Pro Bowler Devon Witherspoon the highest-paid cornerback in NFL history.
The D-backs shut down the Braves, the Red Sox are struggling, the Dodgers bounced back, the Astros walked off the Mariners and more from Friday's MLB action.
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Tech
When will the price of RAM come back down again?
Anthropic has explained its text watermarking approach.
While there have been many twists and turns in the company's evolution, it remains one of the biggest names in the telecommunications industry.
If your internet has been slower than usual lately, your router might need a reset. Here are some things you can try.
Xbox offers refunds on some games and apps, but there are stipulations you should understand before requesting one.
Going analog is all the rage, but does it apply to the small screen?
USB ports and cables have tons of potential capabilities, but making sense of them can be tricky if you don't know where to look.
Don't wait to have your car checked out if its traction battery is having problems.
There's a pretty major difference between USB-C and USB4. We'll dive into the details and how to tell them apart.
The $60 billion acquisition has been finalized.
This affordable electric BMX delighted my entire family, even if its range, ride comfort, and actual BMX abilities are limited.
Noware’s Puff necklace whimsically reimagines flash drives, turning something functional into personalized jewelry.
These are the Apple Watch accessories I recommend adding to your setup.
New fonts, better customization, and a whole new layout all make it worth dusting off your Instapaper account.
Auk’s Mini 2 improves on the original model with better lights, a sleeker design, and fun new colors.
A new Apple documentary explores the life of Aziz “Zyzz” Shavershian, who rocketed to internet fame in an age before influencers, then died at age 22 in 2011.
We’ve been testing bands since the first Apple Watch launched in 2015. From silicone sports straps to leather bands, I’ve rounded up the best for every occasion.
The island could capture billions of gallons of water a year if it implemented systems to catch it as it falls from the sky.
When Twitch announced that streamers could opt out, thousands of users questioned why their content was being used to train AI models in the first place.
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Entertainment
Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun kicked off their weekend by having some fun under the sun during a yacht escape off Mallorca. Check out the pics -- the lovebirds jetted off to a massive superyacht on Friday ... just to jet-ski away on the stunning…
Selena Gomez's lawyer says the claims against his client are total BS ... and they're ready to fight it out in court. Matthew Rosengart released a statement after two companies filed a lawsuit against Selena, her mother, Mandy Teefey, and their…
Who needs a heat wave when you've got so many sexy celeb couples this summer?! Hollywood's hottest love birds have been getting steamy in the sun. Coco Jones and Donovan Mitchell have us saying "A-A, E-E, oh my God" ... while Alessandra Ambrosio…
The viral Waffle House employee who laid down a track as sweet as the company's syrup says he's now been fired ... and he's asking fans for help. Here's the deal ... Rockstar Riley -- who made headlines for rapping a song about Waffle House -- has…
Emilie Kiser is still being raked over the coals for removing her 1-year-old son's life vest momentarily on a boating trip in June ... and she's throwing herself at the mercy of the court of public opinion. The social media star hopped on TikTok to…
Congratulations to 'Bachelorette' star Tyler Cameron -- he's engaged! The reality star and businessman popped the question to his longtime girlfriend, model and photographer Tate Madden, he announced on Instagram Saturday. Check out the stunning…
CBS News Chief Correspondent Matt Gutman has reportedly been accused of harassment by a former colleague. The allegations are part of a broader wrongful termination lawsuit against ABC News by former ABC field producer Samira Said ... who says she…
Ne-Yo got down and dirty on stage during his "Nights Like This Tour" Friday night in Las Vegas ... simulating a sex act while floating above the stage with his dancer. Check out the eye-popping clip -- a dancer in barely-there BDSM-style lingerie…
Netflix wants Tyra Banks' "America's Next Top Model" documentary defamation lawsuit off the runway for good -- officially asking a judge Friday to toss it. The filing, obtained by TMZ, basically laughs off the model's claims Netflix defamed her and…
An overnight shooting has rocked the campus of Virginia State University ... with five people being reported injured, one of whom is in critical condition. Campus police say officers responded to the 3300 block of Boisseau Street at around 1:28 AM,…
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