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A mom of eight shares why back-to-school memes celebrating kids leaving may send the wrong message to children who notice more than we think.
A millennial who was 25 miles from the twin towers on 9/11 reflects on why the last generation with firsthand memories must preserve these stories.
An estate planning attorney can ensure your will meets state-specific requirements, but making it findable is just as critical for your loved ones.
Mike Johnson rallied supporters in New Jersey for Tom Kean's re-election, calling the 7th Congressional District a top-three race for House control.
Education Secretary Linda McMahon said the department is cracking down on schools that reassign rather than fire teachers credibly accused of sexual misconduct.
Enes Kanter Freedom says Natasha Cloud yelled vulgarities at him courtside after he cheered a Sophie Cunningham three-pointer at the Chicago Sky game.
A suspect was found dead in Enumclaw, Washington, after five people were discovered killed at a Forest Grove, Oregon, property, according to officials.
Bethany Mandel says Lindsay Clancy's three child victims have been forgotten as crowds rally outside Plymouth Superior Court for the accused mother.
WNBA player Natasha Cloud fires off pro-trans message following altercation with Enes Kanter Freedom
Natasha Cloud fired off a pro-trans message on Threads after her heated altercation with Enes Kanter Freedom during the Chicago Sky's loss to Indiana.
Kim Zolciak denies allegations against her 15-year-old son KJ Biermann, citing a passed polygraph and lack of DNA evidence in the felony case.
Satire
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law this week requiring all cars to be horses by the year 2030.
The Department of Justice finalized a rule that creates a path for some convicted felons to have their gun rights restored, with officials claiming those who pose a public danger could only be approved in “extraordinary circumstances.” What do you think?
The post DOJ Develops Pathway To Restore
Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty to federal stalking charges in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, facing a maximum sentence of life in prison. What do you think?
The post Luigi Mangione Pleads Guilty appeared first on The Onion.
Whether shorts are office-appropriate attire has ignited an online debate. The Onion examines the pros and cons of wearing shorts in the office. PRO New scapegoat for bad quarter Good to have full range of movement while sitting stationary for eight hours A well-aired cog is a productive cog Ready t
LONDON—Acknowledging that the sea mammals were far from being “awe-inspiring, beautiful creatures or a splendor of nature,” an embarrassed David Attenborough finally admitted this week to exaggerating the wonder of seals. “While I did several monologues in voiceover claiming that sea lions h
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday that Donald Trump has always been a face drawn onto a cantaloupe. “If you go back and look at h
RENO, NV—Wincing as he sang in a baritone voice with a slight British accent, local woman Mary Lowe reportedly felt immense pity at a karaoke outing Thursday after she imagined her friend Matthew Brown working on his Morrissey impression alone at home. “Oh no, I can picture him practicing it all
After a megayacht owned by Mark Zuckerberg failed to respond to a distress signal from a skiff that had run out of fuel, a spokesperson for the centibillionaire claimed his crew did not hear the call for help. What do you think?
The post Mark Zuckerberg’s Yacht Fails To Respond To Maritime Distres
The post Every Commercial On ESPN Past Midnight Just Straight-Up Telling Viewers They Have Prostate Cancer appeared first on The Onion.
APPLETON, WI—Wide-eyed and unusually still as he took in the unfamiliar sight before him, local 9-year-old Connor Walsh reportedly got a nice long look at the small of his father’s back Thursday while the 44-year-old bent down to retrieve a ping-pong ball that had rolled beneath a basement shelv
Sports
Barcelona left back Alejandro Balde is ready to join Manchester United. Transfer Talk has the latest.
NFL Nation reporters tackle the biggest looming roster questions coming off each NFL Week 2 preseason game.
Mike Clay provides his draft blueprint, including ideal selections in each round and overall strategy.
Ex-NBA player Enes Kanter Freedom was ejected from Sunday's game between the Fever and the Sky after a verbal altercation with Chicago's Natasha Cloud.
Las Vegas running back Ashton Jeanty, who had to be helped off the practice field Sunday, is believed to have sprained his ankle, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter and NFL Network's Ian Rapoport, and the Raiders still are unsure how long he will be out.
Browns coach Todd Monken said that he anticipates naming a starting quarterback Monday and that Deshaun Watson's postgame comments Saturday won't factor into his decision.
Wyndham Clark prevailed with an even-par 70 for a three-shot victory at Bellerive, closing out the win after losing his five-shot lead to Rory McIlroy.
Mariners starter Bryce Miller lost his second straight start by at least 17 runs after the Cubs crushed Seattle 19-2, days after the M's lost 22-0 to Milwaukee.
Seahawks rookie safety Bud Clark broke his right ankle in Sunday night's 19-16 preseason loss to the Titans. Offensive lineman Mason Richman also sustained a major injury.
After winning his third season points title and second team crown, Jon Rahm -- and other full-time tour members -- will wait to see what happens to LIV Golf in 2027.
Here's what you need to know about what happened over the NFL this weekend.
Las Vegas Raiders running back Ashton Jeanty left Sunday's practice with a right knee injury.
The Saints are getting some running back help, while the 49ers are adding some depth at linebacker.
Jon Rahm finished the LIV Golf season Sunday in style — claiming his third straight season points title and his second team crown in a row at the revised season finale in suburban Indianapolis.
Kyle Kirkwood is known for being king of the streets, but now he's eager to elevate his résumé.
🇺🇸 Kirkwood Wins Historic Freedom 250
American Kyle Kirkwood got into Winner's Circle at the Freedom 250, but reigning INDYCAR champion Alex Palou had a day to forget in D.C.
The Freedom 250 ripped up Alex Palou’s perfect script.
Ferran Torres has scored twice in his debut with Paris Saint-Germain to help the French champion draw with Rennes in its league opener.
IndyCar raced through the streets of Washington D.C. for the Freedom 250, and for the podium finishers, the location was the main takeaway of the weekend.
Tech
The Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope is expected to discover as many as 200,000 new planets and reveal details about the elusive nature of dark matter and dark energy.
Those 200 × 200 and 400 × 400 numbers tell you where the mounting holes line up, but you still need to check the mount's weight limit and hardware.
While these two names sound like they'd refer to the same product, there are major differences between them.
Don't let Siri become a hassle instead of an assistant; keep it quiet in the car to reduce distractions.
And they looked absolutely ridiculous doing it.
A guide to the confusing world of USB-C fast charging.
The Analogue 3D does a great job at upscaling old N64 games, with a few caveats.
The class action suit claims that Amazon never obtained consent from Twitch streamers to be used to train its AI models.
If you've ever wondered whether you can just charge your phone with the cable for your laptop, read on and find out how to tell.
Air cooling is reliable, while liquid cooling is visually slick. Which one you should use depends on how heavy you game on your system.
A whole bunch of smart watches are getting phased out this year. Is your watch on the list?
The Asus PG27UCWM brings a new sub-pixel layout to the world of OLED gaming monitors, and in my testing, I appreciated the improvements it brings to the table.
I’ve tested every single Kindle. Here’s how Amazon’s ebook readers stack up.
How a tiny little electronic switch sparked the computer revolution.
Docking stations expand what your laptop can do, and I’ve been testing the best of the best to see which you should buy.
From halting my doomscrolls to automating air-quality checks, Apple’s streamlined Shortcuts app is my favorite iOS 27 feature.
Luxury water can contain different minerals and taste noticeably different. But a remote source, alkaline pH, and high price do not necessarily mean better hydration.
For uninterrupted service as you country-hop, the Saily Ultra eSIM works well and comes with plentiful perks. It’s pricey though.
Your desk setup needs a monitor arm, and I’ve been testing every one I can get my hands on to find the best.
It is possible to achieve your desired work-life balance on your smartphone. Just set up separate accounts using this built-in Android feature.
Entertainment
Madeline Zima -- one of Hayden Panettiere's co-stars on the hit show "Heroes" back in the day -- says the actress was incredibly kind ... and she's speaking out in hopes Hayden's daughter will one day know how great her mom was. We sat down with…
Drew Brees knows a thing or two about bouncing back from a torn ACL -- he did it as a high schooler -- and the NFL legend says not only will Patrick Mahomes bounce back, but he'll be better than ever! The newly minted Hall of Famer chopped it up…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Lady Gaga's glam never misses ... so why not up your beauty game with some products from her Haus Labs line?! Whether you want a sculpted face, luscious lips or a bold,…
This silly boy from Santa Monica, California was acting when he was just 5 years old. Some of his famous co-stars include Jennifer Lopez and Arnold Schwarzenegger ... He may've grown up in SoCal, but he was maid in Manhattan! If you're still…
Simon Cowell is going to be missing from "America's Got Talent" for the next couple of weeks while he undergoes a routine procedure related to his back, TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Cowell is scheduled to have back…
Sean Grayson, the former Illinois sheriff's deputy convicted in the fatal shooting of Sonya Massey, has died. Grayson's attorney, Daniel Fultz, tells TMZ Sean died around noon Sunday Central Time. Fultz declined to provide any additional details.…
Hayden Panettiere’s mom says Brian Hickerson left her daughter depleted in every way -- financially, emotionally and physically -- as he allegedly became deeply embedded in the actress’ life. Lesley Vogel -- Hayden's estranged mother --…
Melania Trump and Natalie Harp were in very close quarters Sunday ... as both watched the Freedom 250 IndyCar race with President Trump nearby. Video from the race shows Melania seated right next to POTUS ... while Harp was sitting just a few feet…
Charli xcx is giving fans a very cheeky look at her lakeside getaway ... posing solo in a skimpy bikini. The "Brat" singer kicked things off facing the camera in the teeny two-piece and bright pink heels ... striking a pose with her hands in her…
Farrah Brittany just pulled off a two-for-one reveal ... announcing she's having a baby boy while seemingly confirming Zach Goldsmith is the father. The "Buying Beverly Hills" star shared a gender reveal video Sunday -- captioned, "We're having…
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