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Alexander Rossi called IndyCar's IR-28 shakedown at Indianapolis Motor Speedway smooth as "Christmas morning," but weather limited full testing.
Snooki's emotional video documents her hysterectomy after cervical cancer, revealing which organs doctors removed to ensure they got everything.
Cheryl Reeve defended protesters' right to rally outside the Lynx-Fever game while urging the WNBA to establish a transgender player policy.
State Department raises travel warning for part of Spain as migrant surge sparks military deployment
Tens of thousands of migrants surged into Spain's Ceuta from Morocco, prompting a military deployment and a new State Department travel advisory.
Vincent Pastore, who played Big Pussy on "The Sopranos," has died at age 80 at his home in The Bronx, his manager Robert Attermann confirmed.
Sophie Cunningham silenced Portland Fire fans waving transgender flags with a three-pointer, then shared a heartwarming moment with a young girl postgame.
Leonardo DiCaprio and Vittoria Ceretti were spotted shirtless and swimming off a yacht in Saint-Tropez with friends Laura Harrier and Tommaso Buti.
Research reveals once a week may be the sweet spot for marital satisfaction, with no added happiness boost from more frequent sexual intimacy.
A homemade explosive device killed three people at a Moscow restaurant, and injured many more on Saturday night, Russian officials said.
ICE agents arrested a Guatemalan illegal immigrant accused of rape and indecent assault in Arlington, Massachusetts, after his release from state custody.
Satire
Several schools across the U.S. are deploying pepper spray-dispensing drones in an effort to combat school shootings, an approach inspired by the success of drones in Ukraine’s war effort. What do you think?
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NASHVILLE, TN — Podcast host Candace Owens explained to listeners that only the most highly-trained commandos could execute the crawling technique being shown as she played a video of a six-month-old baby inching across the floor.
MIAMI, FL — After a bit of reflection, local man Dave Christensen decided that perhaps it would be best to pass on this year's Islamic car show.
AUGUSTA, ME — The Democratic Party of Maine explained to voters that they can do "no rape" or "no incest", but not both.
PEORIA, IL — Authorities advised all residents to be on high alert heading into the weekend, following a sudden catastrophe that resulted from a local man failing to listen closely even though the menu options had changed.
SAINT LOUIS, MO — It was officially "go time" on Friday at the home of one local pastor, as he commenced his normal routine of psyching himself up for yet another grueling one-day work week.
DALLAS, TX — Citing extreme mental fatigue, local mother Sarah Jenkins made the decision this week to drop her children off for the first day of school roughly three weeks before the actual first day.
ALLAGASH, ME — Maine Senate candidate Troy Jackson reportedly converted to Islam as a way to evade criticism for hooking up with his cousin.
WASHINGTON—Saying the convenience of the quick but nutritious entrees could not be beat, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. showed viewers of his new cooking show Friday how they could create easy weeknight meals using ingredients already in their own bodies. “You don’t
CUETA — The people of Spain were reportedly horrified to see footage of tens of thousands of migrants illegally invading their nation, knowing full well that their country could soon become Minnesota.
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TOKYO — Following a trend in the video game industry to stop serving women up for the male gaze, Ms. Pac-Man has been made less sexy for the modern-day remake of the classic arcade hit.
The American Red Cross warned that a critical shortage of blood could prevent those needing life-saving transfusions from getting them, urging donations from everyone eligible to give. What do you think?
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SANTA MONICA, CA—Stating that they were looking forward to another spectacular and soul-stirring awards ceremony in February, the Recording Academy confirmed Friday that the list of artists not boycotting the Grammys was down to Meghan Trainor, Susan Boyle, and Sugar Ray. “While we are disappoin
CULVER CITY, CA — Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared on the beloved trivia game show Jeopardy! last night, only to invoke the Fifth Amendment in response to every clue.
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day opens in theaters this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new film. Q: What’s the premise? A: The “premise”? Easy there, college boy. It’s a Spider-Man movie. You can leave your notebook at home. Q: Which comic book is it based on? A: Th
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Sports
Seeking bullpen help in their quest to end an 11-year postseason drought, the Pirates have acquired reliever Camilo Doval in a trade with the Yankees, the teams announced Saturday.
San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Ricky Pearsall is expected to have surgery on the nagging PCL injury that dates back to last season and will be out for the year, general manager John Lynch told reporters.
Tennessee Titans quarterback Will Levis, entering his fourth season, still believes he's "a dang good quarterback" in the NFL, he told reporters Saturday, as he continues to battle for the team's backup position behind former No. 1 pick Cam Ward.
The Big East is expected to hire former MLB executive Tim Brosnan as the league's next commissioner, sources told ESPN.
Chiefs wide receiver Cyrus Allen sustained a shin bruise during a special teams drill, a source said, while fellow receiver Xavier Worthy also left the field early because of a shoulder injury.
Kevin Durant compared the new-look 76ers to his Warriors teams in terms of offensive firepower after Philly added LeBron James in free agency.
Oklahoma City's Chet Holmgren told reporters Saturday afternoon that the departures of three contributors to the Thunder's 2025 championship team felt "like losing a family member," but at the same time, "that's how the business of this game goes."
Bears cornerback Jaylon Johnson is approaching the 2026 season with his sights set on another payday.
Mike Clay goes position by position and lays out a successful approach for 2026 fantasy football drafts.
Columnist Dan Wetzel says the WNBA should stop trying to police what players and fans think.
Carlos Correa’s recovery from surgery to repair a torn ankle tendon is progressing quicker than expected and on Saturday the Houston Astros' star infielder didn’t rule out a return this season.
All high school class of 2022 athletes who exhausted their fourth season of college eligibility are now eligible following a class-wide injunction granted in Colorado.
The 2026 MLB trade deadline is Monday, Aug. 3, at 6 p.m. ET. Here are the rumors, news and trades leading up to that day.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
We're grading the deals ahead of Monday's MLB trade deadline.
The New York Yankees traded reliever Camilo Doval to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for minor league prospects.
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Tech
There are times when a physical connection will perform better than a Wi-Fi hotspot. Here's when you want to use USB tethering, and how.
The Social Media Victims Law Center accused the companies of creating addictive and dangerous platforms.
iPhone stickers are a clever way to make conversations more personal and fun, but a good sticker library requires creating new and deleting old, overused ones.
The horizontal handheld will be released in navy and orange colorways.
Apple's CarPlay is a convenient way to listen to music or safely use navigation, but it can be a finnicky system that requires the occasional troubleshooting.
xAI filed a lawsuit a few days ago to prevent Minnesota's law banning 'nudify' apps from taking effect.
The automaker is gearing up to make some big changes to its EV line in the near future. Here's what to expect.
If you've got a drawer or box full of old cables, here are some things you can do to thin them out. You don't need that many.
A number of major Chinese smartphone makers have adopted silicon carbon batteries in their handsets, and now Samsung has embraced it in the new Fold lineup.
Hardware obsoletion or ended support are significant considerations when buying a new laptop, so just how long can you expect a new MacBook to last?
Upgrade your WFH setup and work in style with these comfy, WIRED-tested seats.
These natural, organic mattresses are eco-friendly alternatives to conventional models and just as comfortable.
More EVs reaching the end of their life means more batteries to recycle. But waste management companies have yet to catch up to the new reality.
Plus: The FBI eyes AI-powered tech to detect future crimes, Russia charges Telegram’s founder, xAI sues to stop a state’s “nudification” ban, and the Democrats learn a lesson about getting scammed.
In a world of plasticky water filter pitchers, I tested three new-generation stainless steel filter systems.
On Dreo’s summer flash sale from August 1 to 3, a great misting fan and an even better air fryer are at the lowest prices we’ve seen them.
There are both cheaper and more powerful entry-level gaming laptops out there, but the Alienware 15 walks that tightrope between price and quality.
Both major AI labs’ models broke containment, escaped onto the internet, and hacked other companies. If a human had done that, the law would likely be against them. But a bot?
A discovery in a solar system 73 light-years from Earth is challenging definitions and “blurring the lines between stars, planets, and moons.”
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Entertainment
Former NBA player MarJon Beauchamp was briefly detained -- then quickly released by police -- after trying to break up a fight between friends ... but, before they let him go, all those around him were in for a treat as he flashed his abs. See for…
N3on's live stream ended abruptly on Saturday ... and it seems it's because the golf cart he was in may have run someone over. Here's the deal ... the popular streamer is up in Toronto at the 59th Annual Toronto Caribbean Carnival Grand Parade…
"Barbie" may not be getting a sequel after all ... because, according to a new report, Warner Bros. and the creators are down for a return to pink -- but aren't seeing eye to eye on the green. Here's the deal ... the New York Times published a…
3:54 PM PT -- Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Vincent passed away from natural causes. We're also told a neighbor last saw Vincent on Wednesday and last texted with him on Thursday before he was found in bed on Saturday. Vincent Pastore…
Nirmal Purja -- a world-renowned climber who gained fame on the hit Netflix documentary '14 Peaks'-- has died ... according to a statement from his company. Elite Exped -- a travel agency founded by Purja and several others which takes climbers on…
Maren Morris just revealed some more details about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding vows! The country crooner told PEOPLE in an interview published Saturday that their vows gave "a closer look into their love for each other and their sense…
Jennifer Aniston's on a steamy summer adventure with her man ... packing on the PDA while floating near Mallorca. The actress was spotted wearing a tiny black bikini top and tiny white shorts ... and making out with Jim Curtis Friday. Check it out…
Shemar Moore may play a cop on TV ... but he needed the police in real life when a random woman showed up at his house ready to move in. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... cops were called to the house Friday around 3:30 p.m. after a woman…
It's Spider-Man Day ... so allow us to swing in and remind you of all the past Spider-people from the ever-growing Spider-Verse -- arachnophobia trigger warning!!! You've seen plenty of Spideys in the headlines ... like Hailee Steinfeld, who plays…
Courtney Clenney has reached a plea deal with prosecutors in the stabbing death of her boyfriend Christian Obumseli ... and his family seems relieved it's over. The family's attorney, Larry Handfield, confirmed Clenney, prosecutors, and the…
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