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England and France meet in Miami for the World Cup third-place game after dramatic semifinal losses to Argentina and Spain ended their title hopes.
A 12-block homeless encampment near the Intrepid Museum has residents and tourists questioning Mayor Zohran Mamdani's ban on NYPD encampment sweeps.
House Democrats dodged questions about the DSA's new platform calling to abolish the Senate, presidency, and Supreme Court for a parliamentary system.
Ted Cruz says he authored a constitutional amendment to limit senators to two terms and House members to three as Congress debates term limits.
Mikaylee Rae Beirne of Johnson City faces aggravated child abuse charges after witnesses say she forced a child underwater in a backyard pool.
Caitlin Clark's historic 45-point, 10-assist game made her the first WNBA player to reach those marks amid ongoing controversy over her protection.
The NRA calls the 3rd Circuit's ruling a "historic victory" after the court struck down New Jersey's semiautomatic rifle and large capacity magazine bans.
Tom Brady's pinpoint throw sent Rob Gronkowski splashing into 500 gallons of Raising Cane's sauce during a viral moment at the Fanatics Fest on opening day.
The outbreak has sickened 67 people with 12 hospitalized as investigators trace Legionella bacteria to dozens of cooling towers on the Upper East Side.
Two fans brought a full-sized taxidermied alligator to Fanatics Fest for Tim Tebow to sign, creating the ultimate Florida Gators memorabilia piece.
Satire
RALEIGH, NC — A passenger plane tragically crashed on the outskirts of Raleigh on Friday afternoon after no one told any of the passengers on board to "fly safe."
AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death penalty on anyone who begins an email with "Happy Monday, Team!"
DOWNEY, CA — According to witnesses, a man eating at Taco Bell received quite a bit more Baja Blast than he had been counting on.
ATLANTA, GA — President Donald Trump's national address on election integrity may have fallen on deaf ears, according to a new CNN poll that shows 125% of Americans don't believe his claims of election fraud.
U.S. — Civil engineer David Sharpe started out with an ambitious goal to build a city on rock and roll, but now says he should have just stuck with more traditional infrastructure planning methods.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats disputed claims that China interfered in the 2020 U.S. election, declaring that they are perfectly capable of rigging elections without China's help.
U.S. — Fast-food giant Taco Bell introduced Imodium A-D sauce packets to help customers combat the explosive diarrhea caused by consuming the restaurant chain's food.
WASHINGTON—Explaining that the public had no reason to be alarmed over his temporary leave, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) clarified Friday that his absence from Congress was due to a brief planned trip to the afterlife. “While I understand people’s concern, I’ve simply been on a routine visit
DAYTON, OH—Jeering that the other man’s chiseled physique would offer little aid in their upcoming confrontation, local intellectual Kenneth Dufresne reportedly challenged his wife’s muscular sidepiece to a battle of wits Friday. “Your hypertrophied pectorals may have momentarily swayed Vero
KANSAS CITY, MO—Audibly groaning as everyone around him rose to their feet, local baseball fan Mark Girma told reporters Friday that he resented a fourth-inning home run for making him pause eating so he could clap. “Oh, for Christ’s sake, now?” said Girma, who had reportedly just squeezed h
LOS ANGELES—Bursting through the stall door with a baseball bat hoisted over his head, director Christopher Nolan reportedly confronted moviegoer Luke Dias on Friday for using the bathroom during The Odyssey. “You just couldn’t hold it, could you?” the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kick
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A recent poll found that Americans who are concerned about artificial intelligence outnumber those who are excited about it by a margin of three to one. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding AI. MYTH: AI can never be ethical. FACT: Grok says it can. MYTH: AI could discover cure
An Argentine court recognized two goldfish rescued from a sushi restaurant aquarium in Buenos Aires as sentient beings with legal rights, marking a major milestone for animal welfare. What do you think?
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LONDON—Responding to concerns about the lack of diversity in his upcoming project, The Lord Of The Rings: The Hunt For Gollum director Andy Serkis defended the film’s all–Andy Serkis cast during an interview Friday. “It isn’t my fault that the characters in the books are all Andy Serkis,
WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that the danger would be difficult to manage and impossible to eliminate altogether, the Supreme Court’s female justices nevertheless appeared before Congress this week to ask for protection from fellow justice Brett Kavanaugh. “We understand that our safety cannot be
Sports
Argentina defender Cristian Romero is set to leave Tottenham amid interest from clubs including Barcelona and Real Madrid. Transfer Talk has the latest.
NBA analyst Zach Kram breaks down rookie rankings for this season's highly anticipated draft class coming out of summer league.
Which teams will go all-in at the deadline? Which stars could be dealt? Here's everything our MLB insiders heard in Philly.
Even during the celebrations, the prospect of a work stoppage -- or a missed 2027 season -- remained.
Here are some of the top sights, sounds and highlights from the second round of the 2026 Open Championship at Royal Birkdale Golf Club.
Liz Loza gives a history lesson to explain why the Colts' star could disappoint fantasy managers this season.
Your one-stop shop as you prep for draft season, including rankings, projections and analysis.
The NFL has suspended Arizona Cardinals personnel executive Ryan Gold indefinitely for violating the league's gambling policy.
Dozens of NFL players are continuing their push for the installment of permanent grass playing surfaces across the league after it was used successfully for World Cup matches at 11 league stadiums.
From new coaches to unproven players, these issues could trip up the best teams in the country.
The World Cup is delivering a dream finale between two iconic soccer powers.
Will Sunday's World Cup final be Lionel Messi's last match for Argentina? He may not even know the answer himself.
Aaron Judge is convinced — adamant, even — that he will return to the Yankees lineup this year.
Tom Brady found out Lionel Messi is just as blown by the viral Lamine Yamal photoshoot picture as the next person.
England's Jude Bellingham shared an uplifting poem given to him by the team's driver, Michael Chandler, following the Three Lions' World Cup semifinal loss to Argentina.
Sunday’s World Cup final has a chapter deeply embedded in its theme: the role of FC Barcelona.
Barcelona president Joan Laporta believes the World Cup final between Argentina and Spain will showcase the strength of FC Barcelona, with club legends and rising stars like Lionel Messi and Lamine Yamal.
After surviving close calls and pulling off improbable comebacks, let's take a look back at Argentina's historic run to the World Cup final.
For Spain, there are world-class players on the roster, but the team is the star. It's been designed that way on purpose.
Bettors are backing the Messi fairytale, but oddsmakers want Spain to lift the trophy. Patrick Everson has the Spain-Argentina betting scoop.
Tech
Get ready to crush your coursework or scoot to class in style with these back-to-school gear picks.
“Context bombing” tricks malicious AI agents into shutting down before they can do harm.
Find the best SteelSeries coupon codes, promo codes, and discount codes for May 2026. Get deals on headsets, keyboards, and mice, including first-order and student discounts.
The API is supposed to deliver posts from 'the highest-ranking Truth Social accounts.'
It would open up a completely new business for the Facebook and Instagram maker.
An error with the cloud computing giant’s billing operation caused some customers’ monthly bills to rise from a few cents to billions of dollars.
The US is home to some of the most polluted air on the planet as smoke from 120 out-of-control Canadian wildfires drifts across the border.
The NHTSA recently called for autonomous vehicle companies to improve how cars respond in emergency situations.
The Odyssey in IMAX is worth a long journey of your own.
Apple is blaming an Apple Music price hike on "rising licensing costs."
The prediction market’s Panamanian operation seems odd, even for a company whose CEO had his apartment raided by FBI agents.
Apple's streaming box is now much more expensive than comparable alternatives. Should you opt for a Fire TV or Roku instead?
Camera upgrades in the Z Flip 8, Fold 8 and Fold 8 Ultra appear to be slim.
A newly renewed, $25 million-per-year contract with a subsidiary of Thomson Reuters further expands the power of ICE under the Trump administration.
For all the hysteria over “woke” casting and ahistorical choices, Christopher Nolan’s epic is on track to make $200 million globally during its opening weekend.
"The displayed billing estimates do not reflect actual usage and charges," Amazon said.
Obsidian is working on a new Fallout game, while Fallout 3 and New Vegas remasters are on the way.
Google and Apple were sent cease-and-desist letters regarding 13 apps on their respective stores.
David Risher insists that Lyft has lowered its prices and that customers who only check his competitor’s app are “leaving money on the table.”
I tested REI’s best new and revamped outdoor gear of 2026. Here’s what’s worth buying, from tents and sleeping bags to coolers and bikes.
Entertainment
Priyanka Chopra just turned 44 ... and she sure knows how to make our jaws hit the floor! We'll make any excuse to celebrate this stunning star ... but today's extra special because it marks another trip around the sun. The birthday bombshell has…
Happy Friday!!! Can you guess this newest obsession for horror movie fans?!? This hot babe in red will make blood rush to your head ... and she's done it before when you saw her grace the screen in the final season of "13 Reasons Why" and "Superman…
Singer, bartender, and reality TV babe Natalie McGuire is as real as they come ... The Boca baddie recently headed back to her hometown roots to remind the Floridians, you can take the girl out of Boca, but not Boca out of the girl ... The…
Champ-champ status is about the only thing Kamaru Usman hasn't accomplished in the UFC, and that may not be the case for long ... if the former welterweight king has his way! The Nigerian Nightmare -- who ruled the 170 lb. division for years -- is…
What a week ... we've all got diarrhea on the brain, Mitch McConnell's condition remains a mystery, R. Kelly asks President Trump to do him a major solid, and Ariana Grande spins the block with Ricky! So, we gotta ask ...
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Under the sea is where these famous faces will be! Lily Chee, Cassey Ho aka "Blogilates" and Jared Leto are "seasing" the day! Check out the gallery, and you're guaranteed fresh catches of the day like Nicole Kidman, Winnie Harlow, Diplo, and lots…
'Real Housewives of Atlanta' alum Kim Zolciak is no longer at risk of being thrown behind bars ... 'cause she coughed up the money she owed to a court-appointed guardian in her bitter divorce ... TMZ has learned. According to new legal docs,…
Baron Davis’ sister is suing him for fraud and intentional infliction of emotional distress … after she claims he sold the house he helped purchase for her with no warning. According to the lawsuit, obtained by TMZ, the NBA star helped his…
"90 Day Fiancé" star Kenny Niedermeier shared an update on how his daughter is doing amid their scary situation ... and it was most welcome. Kenny says Hannah -- his daughter with fellow '90 Day' star Armando Niedermeier-Rubio -- underwent a…
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