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Patrick Clancy testified about his ex-wife's mental health spiral on Seroquel and her intrusive thoughts about harming their children before the killings.
Heart-stopping video shows a 16-year-old lifeguard battling relentless waves to save a child from dangerous surf as beachgoers struggled to reach the pair.
A California family claims a group hurled chairs and beat relatives as young as 17 at the Kaanapali Alii resort in Lahaina after racial threats.
Anthony Fauci's diary entries reveal Jake Tapper texted him questions to ask CNN guests and dined at his home, calling President Donald Trump "totally nuts."
Brian Harman raised his middle finger at a TV camera in the scoring area as Scottie Scheffler erupted in laughter and a fist pump at the 3M Open.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says Anthony Fauci's diary entries reveal a fixation on fame, claiming the doctor did incalculable damage to public health trust.
"Frasier" star Kelsey Grammer told Katie Miller that Hollywood keeps flopping by forcing modern spins on classic stories that ought to respect history and culture.
New York Times reporter Jonathan Swan said President Donald Trump showed him a document comparing himself to Napoleon, Stalin, and Genghis Khan in terms of power.
John Mellencamp paused his "Pink Houses" performance to mock Trump's Gulf of America executive order, prompting a sharp White House response.
President Trump celebrates after a judge allows his legal team to amend the massive $15 billion defamation lawsuit against The New York Times by August 27.
Satire
BOISE, ID — The credentials of one local man were called into question, as the so-called Christian Nationalist had yet to post anything overtly hateful on social media today.
LOS ANGELES, CA — At the request of Hollywood executives, the California state government opened an inquiry into possible infiltration of the film industry by honest God-fearing, law-abiding American citizens who reject Communism.
A viral trend called “tanmaxxing” is encouraging Gen Z to ignore the documented risks associated with prolonged UV exposure and forgo sunscreen in pursuit of darker tans. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding tanning. MYTH: Tanning is bad for your skin. FACT: Lizards lay in t
FLORENCE, SC — The $200,000 invested by the Benson family on their son Brayden's travel baseball team finally paid off, as he earned a $500 scholarship to Florence-Darlington Technical College.
FLORENCE — Japanese tourist Keiko Haruto was instantly shamed by her friends and family after it was discovered that he had only taken roughly five hundred million photos during her European vacation.
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to support his children as they attempted to distance themselves from their difficult upbringing, actor Brad Pitt announced on Monday that he was dropping his surname in solidarity with his family. “I understand why my kids want no part of ‘Pitt,’ and if they don’
CHICAGO, IL — Atlanta Dream forward Angel Reese won the prestigious WNBA Layup Contest after successfully making one.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Chief Medical Advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci admitted to those close to him that he was starting to think that perhaps keeping a detailed daily "Perjury Diary" was a bad idea.
WORLD — Across the globe this past weekend, dozens of people had the great fortune to hear someone shouting "God is the greatest!" in Arabic, a sure sign that something really good was happening.
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CHICAGO—Pulling out their phones to capture footage of the extraordinary event, lucky participants in a Chicago architecture tour reportedly witnessed a rare live feeding of the Willis Tower on Monday. “In my 20 years of leading tours in the Windy City, I’ve never seen anything quite like this
GRAND JUNCTION, CO—Pausing as he lifted a forkful of lettuce and baby spinach toward his mouth, local man Logan Barger reportedly took a moment Monday to appreciate what a good boy he was being as he ate his salad. “Wow, look at all these greens, not to mention the cucumber slices and the cherry
The Onion selects the best books to take on vacation this year.
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Whether you’re out on the town or throwing a cozy event at home, karaoke can be a fun and cathartic group activity. The Onion shares tips for your next karaoke night. Hold the microphone one to two inches into your mouth. Pick a crowd-pleasing oldie that everyone knows, like “Greensleeves” o
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Sports
Defensive tackle Vita Vea has requested a trade from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers after failed attempts at a contract extension, his agent, Collin Roberts, told ESPN on Monday.
Three-time Pro Bowler and former first-round pick Jamal Adams, 30, agreed to join the Minnesota Vikings, the 10-year NFL standout said on social media Monday, a season after playing for the Las Vegas Raiders, when he converted from safety to linebacker.
A.J. Brown couldn't corral the first pass of camp from Drake Maye, which put him on the hot seat with Mike Vrabel. It reminded Brown of the start of his career when he played under Vrabel with the Titans, but this time he received the message differently.
The wife of Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy was allegedly shot by the couple's son Sunday night at the family's home in Virginia.
Conor McGregor called for the final fight of his UFC contract to take place during the promotion's International Fight Week next summer in Las Vegas.
Griffin Conine hit a walk-off single against the Phillies to end the Marlins' franchise-record 12-game losing streak. Before Monday's game, manager Clayton McCullough said he recently saw "The Odyssey" and couldn't help but think of Miami's misfortunes.
In a statement posted on the program's social media channels, UNLV coach Josh Pastner on Monday clarified comments he made last week referring to the athletic department seeking out an "owner" for the Rebels men's basketball team in the NIL era.
Infielder Curtis Mead, 25, acquired from the Washington Nationals last week, left his first game with the Boston Red Sox on Monday after being hit on the left wrist by a pitch in the fourth inning of a 4-2 victory over the Athletics at Sutter Health Park.
The 2011 defensive class included the likes of J.J. Watt and Patrick Peterson. But the argument for topping 1981 as the best ever could come down to two still-active players.
Insiders question the move, but a source close to LeBron James put it simply: "I think he just realized he had a lot of meaningful basketball left in him."
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
New York Yankees outfielder Cody Bellinger will be sidelined for four to six weeks with a Grade 2 left hamstring strain.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Coach Kyle Shanahan’s voice in Brock Purdy’s helmet has been nearly a constant at practice during Purdy’s first four seasons in the NFL.
TBT Odds: How to Bet on The Basketball Tournament With DraftKings, FanDuel and More.
Extension talks between Vita Vea and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have officially hit a wall and the star defensive tackle is now requesting a trade.
Marcus Rashford has been warned that he must issue an "almighty statement" to Manchester United supporters and staff if he is to have any hope of resurrecting his career at Old Trafford.
The German Football Association confirmed an unusual arrangement with Red Bull to secure Jürgen Klopp's release as national team head coach.
Cristiano Ronaldo is reportedly producing and starring in a new television drama titled “Day 1s," alongside director Matthew Vaughn.
New York Mets slugger Juan Soto says he expects to play again this season, even after being placed on the 10-day injured list with a left calf strain.
Tech
Extreme fire conditions on the ground have created unprecedented conditions in the atmosphere.
Only Premium and Premium X subscribers get the privilege of banking with Elon for now.
Climate change is upping the odds of major wildfires, creating a need for new tools to combat them.
The outgoing executive director of the Office of Homeland Security Statistics is one of very few federal officials to speak out against the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown.
Two gremlins rolled through Spotify today.
The screwup shows how tricky it can be to stop web crawlers from making ostensibly private conversations with AI chatbots entirely too public.
Apple's latest software updates are primarily focused on security fixes.
Here's what the rumor mill tells us Google might be preparing for its next Pixel launch.
The ports look the same, but one is much faster than the other.
Amazon's Leo subsidiary has launched more than 390 satellites so far and plans to launch thousands more.
Ad-supported Peacock will be available for free to YouTube Premium subscribers early next year.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Here's a list of the best wireless headphones you can buy right now, as reviewed by Engadget editors.
Meta AI is coming to Threads DMs, following availability inside Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp DMs.
Beluga whales were in danger of getting euthanized after a Canadian theme park went bust. WIRED spoke with some of the scientists behind the groundbreaking rescue mission.
Lightweight, powerful, and generally inexpensive, the handheld vacuum is the perfect household helper.
Ads on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube are painting prescription stimulants in a negative light while promoting supplements for ADHD that lack evidence.
A svelte smart ring can track important activity, sleep, and health metrics. Plus, unlike most smartwatches, it doesn’t need to be charged every day.
“It’s not an argument with two sides, it’s an argument with 10 sides,” one senior administration official tells WIRED about how US AI policy is being shaped.
Laptops for college should be portable, offer long battery life, and be well priced. Based on testing hundreds of laptops, these are my top picks.
Entertainment
Betsey Johnson is parting ways with her huge Hidden Hills home ... and all she's asking for is a cool $7.5 mil! The designer has listed her posh pad, which has 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths and is 4,300-square feet. The single-story estate, which sits on…
Tom Cruise's daughter, Suri, dropped the "Cruise" from her name, TMZ has confirmed. According to Pennsylvania records ... in 2024 the only daughter of Tom and Katie Holmes registered to vote under the name Suri Noelle ... during her freshman year…
07:16 PM PT -- Jeff's lawyer, Michael E. Weinsten, tells TMZ, "This purported filing by Ms Banks is just the latest desperate ... act from someone who has already been found liable in a court of law for defaming my client over many years,…
Elena Samodanova blasted Gleb Savchenko's attempt at gaining custody of their daughter straight from the jump … according to a text she sent his lawyer. TMZ obtained a screenshot of a message Elena sent Gleb's lawyer, Mark H. Karney, where she…
Bravo star Lisa Vanderpump is firing back at the handyman who claims he was severely injured at her Beverly Hills mansion ... she says he's to blame, not her. In new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, the 'Vanderpump Rules' star denies all claims that…
Cassie scored a legal victory in the battle with one of the former male escorts suing her over freak offs with her ex, Diddy, TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, a federal court judge sided with Cassie and dismissed all…
Michelle Hadley spent 88 days in jail for a twisted stalking plot she had nothing to do with ... and now we know how much money was shelled out to her over the massive screw-up. Here's the deal ... Michelle is the focus of a new Netflix…
The man who "No Jumper" cohost Ant Jefe allegedly murdered was high on meth during the 10v1 street fight that ended his life, TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained the Los Angeles Medical Examiner's report for Carl Welch ... and it says…
Orlando Bloom looks like he's enjoying the hell out of his summer ... and his new romance. The actor was spotted enjoying a cheeky beach day with his 28-year-old girlfriend, Luisa Laemmel, at the exclusive Alpemare Beach Club in Forte dei…
Celeste Rivas' family is blasting D4vd's lawyers for what they see as an effort to blame a 14-year-old ... after his defense raised the possibility she killed herself and referenced text messages where she threatened to kill him. Patrick Steinfeld,…
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