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Fashion designer reveals why Solange attacked Jay-Z in infamous 2014 Met Gala elevator fight, claiming it started over compliments to Rachel Roy's dress.
Police arrest suspect after pepper spray robbery at Heathrow Airport leaves 21 people injured, including a 3-year-old child requiring medical treatment.
FBI agents conduct methodical search of Brian Cole Jr.'s Virginia home after his arrest for Jan. 5, 2021 pipe bombs near Capitol, RNC and DNC headquarters.
Marine Tanner F. Rubio, 21, identified as victim in fatal Camp Pendleton training accident. Infantry rifleman died in tactical vehicle mishap during training.
Rep. Ilhan Omar compared Stephen Miller's remarks about immigration to Nazi descriptions of Jewish people on Sunday during CBS' "Face The Nation."
King Charles and Queen Camilla share Christmas card amid family's cancer battles. Royal couple shows resilience after challenging health year together.
The NFL playoff picture came into full focus on Sunday as the Pittsburgh Steelers, Jacksonville Jaguars and Green Bay Packers were among those who got big wins.
Chernobyl's blue dogs spark radiation theories, but expert Timothy Mousseau shares "likely" cause behind colorful canines spotted roaming exclusion zone.
Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene sparred with '60 Minutes" host Lesley Stahl during her first interview since announcing her resignation from Congress.
Satire
GREENSBORO, NC — Local wives Misty Barnard and Kelsey Martin have become tragically caught in a never-ending loop of thank-you cards.
LOS ANGELES—In a shockingly personal attack on the actor’s arches, filmmaker Quentin Tarantino made comments Friday slamming Paul Dano as the worst actor on Wikifeet. “Paul Dano’s got the weakest soles on Wikifeet,” Tarantino said during a podcast appearance, calling Dano’s feet “nasty
Starting in 2026, Malaysia will ban social media accounts for anyone under 16, joining other countries such as Australia in imposing digital age limits. What do you think?
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A Japanese tech firm has developed a capsule-style human washing machine, which is able to automatically wash and dry a person. What do you think?
The post Japanese Company Unveils Human Washing Machine appeared first on The Onion.
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he urinated inside a Pentagon break room refrigerator. “In the heat of the moment, you’ve got
NEW YORK—Confirming his new film fell somewhere between fact and fiction, director Josh Safdie explained to reporters Friday that Marty Supreme was a slight dramatization of LeBron James’ life. “I wouldn’t call it a biopic, exactly, but yes, Marty Supreme is about King James,” said the fil
In the world of business, integrity is everything. There has to be a baseline level of trust, or the entire system collapses. That’s why I make honesty a top priority in my professional life, even in situations where bending the truth a little would be to my personal benefit. For example, I would
Tensions between the United States and Venezuela are escalating, with President Trump stating that land strikes on drug traffickers could come “very soon.” The Onion examines the pros and cons of entering a war against Venezuela. PRO “Caracas” fun to say Raises total number of countries Amer
VATICAN CITY—In a milestone many Roman Catholics hope will bring the church into the 21st century, Vatican officials issued a statement Tuesday formally recognizing Generation Z’s first demon. “For his innovative use of digital communications to torment and possess the Christian faithful, Mel
The bride and groom want to call what happened on Saturday a wedding, but it wasn’t even in a church—and they both wore tennis shoes!
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Sports
Bill Connelly breaks down the path to victory for every team -- and what will hold each of them back.
Evaluating the committee's ranking process, and what teams should be most upset about in final CFP ranking.
Our college football writers predict the outcomes of each CFP matchup and choose their champion.
Colts quarterback Daniel Jones suffered a season-ending torn Achilles in the first quarter of Sunday's loss to the Jaguars.
If Matt LaFleur said anything to Bears coach Ben Johnson after Sunday's game at Lambeau Field, it couldn't have been much considering the Packers coach barely broke stride.
Jeff Kent was elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame by the contemporary era committee on Sunday. Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens were named on fewer than five ballots.
Indiana earned the No. 1 seed in the 12-team College Football Playoff field, while Alabama and Miami nudged out Notre Dame for the final at-large spot.
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua told ESPN that the program is in utter disbelief after being snubbed by the CFP, with the Irish instead not playing in any bowl game this season.
After his arrival for Major League Baseball's winter meetings Sunday night in Orlando, Florida, Yankees general manager Brian Cashman told reporters that new Boston starter Sonny Gray expressed a desire to play in New York to raise his free-agency value.
After a critical 27-22 loss to the rival Steelers, many of the Ravens questioned calls made by the referees -- notably an overturned touchdown reception by Isaiah Likely in the fourth quarter -- that ultimately could cost them a chance at the postseason.
The Houston Texans moved into a playoff position by beating the Chiefs. Here's what we learned.
Get the latest NFL playoff picture as Week 14 unfolds.
Here is the best of the best from NFL Week 14 across offense, defense and special teams.
FOX Sports' Casey Jacobsen shares the second edition of his college basketball rankings, with Michigan leading the way.
Check out this article for a complete list of 2025-2026 college football bowl games, including dates, times, how to watch, and more.
The seven-time Super Bowl champion offered his perspective on the disastrous play that sealed Chicago's fate against the Packers at Lambeau Field.
The Packers exposed the Bears. Shedeur Sanders deserved better. The Steelers are missing something. Henry McKenna offers a big-picture look at Week 14.
The "NFL on FOX" crew recapped Week 14 in the NFL. Tom Brady joined to show to break down the Green Bay Packers' 28-21 win over the Chicago Bears. They also discussed whether the Denver Broncos are the best team in the AFC, who can challenge the Los Angeles Rams for best team in the NFC and more.
Keeping track of players who may be on the move, manager comings and goings, and other buzz from around the majors.
In a battle to the bitter cold end, the Packers held off the Bears 28-21 to take control of the NFC North. Here's what we learned.
Tech
If you haven't yet upgraded to Apple's AirPods Pro 3, you can pick up the company's latest model at a discount through a deal on Amazon right now. The AirPods Pro 3, which came out in September, are currently $20 off, bringing their price down to $230. With the new AirPods Pro, Apple made some big i
One does not simply spend more than 11 hours watching The Lord of the Rings trilogy in a single weekend at home when the opportunity to do so in theaters arises. As The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring turns 25, Fathom Entertainment and Warner Bros. announced theatrical screenings of t
Those might not exactly be ads you're seeing on ChatGPT, at least according to OpenAI. Nick Turley, OpenAI's head of ChatGPT, clarified the confusion around potential ads appearing with the AI chatbot. In a post on X, Turley said "there are no live tests for ads" and that "any screenshots you've see
Just a day after receiving a roughly $140 million fine, X has terminated the ad account of the European Commission. Nikita Bier, X's head of product, accused the European Commission of using an exploit to artificially boost the reach of its post announcing the major fine.
In the post, Bier said that
If you're a Fubo subscriber, you've certainly noticed that NBC and all NBCUniversal-owned channels have gone dark on the platform. For over a week, customers have gone without NBC programming like the Today Show and The Voice, and for the second week in a row, customers will have to find alternate m
It's a boring tool, but you need one. Here are the best home printers we have tested, from ink tank to lasers.
Any one of these gift ideas will make your favorite bookworm very happy, from e-readers and accessories to cozy reading essentials.
This new-ish hybrid between trail runners and road runners is designed for less technical terrain and the occasional road run.
With “hardware guy” John Ternus as frontrunner for the next CEO, can Apple overtake its ex-employees at OpenAI and Meta?
The V-JEPA system uses ordinary videos to understand the physics of the real world.
A federal judge has expanded on the remedies decided for the Department of Justice's antitrust case against Google, ruling in favor of putting a one-year limit on the contracts that make Google's search and AI services the default on devices, Bloomberg reports. Judge Amit Mehta's ruling on Friday me
Apple's Johny Srouji may be the latest company executive to seek greener pastures, according to a report from Bloomberg. The report said that Srouji, Apple's senior vice president of hardware technologies, told Tim Cook that he is "seriously considering leaving in the near future."
While the report
To prevent its robotaxi fleet from passing stopped school buses, Waymo is issuing another software recall in 2025. While it's not a traditional recall that pulls vehicles from the road, Waymo is voluntarily updating software for its autonomous fleet in response to an investigation from the National
The big reveal for Meta's next mixed reality glasses is being postponed until the first half of 2027, according to a report from Business Insider. Based on an internal memo from Maher Saba, the vice president of Meta's Reality Labs Foundation, the report said that the company's project, which is cod
Frankenstein, Troll 2, and A House of Dynamite are just a few of the movies you should watch on Netflix this month.
Stranger Things, The Beast in Me, and Last Samurai Standing are just a few of the shows you need to watch on Netflix this month.
This premium gaming handheld loads up with features, but Windows still holds it back from being the easy option.
We’ve slept off our collective turkey coma and returned to the review lab here at Engadget. Our team may also be in full CES prep mode, but we’ve got a few more devices to get off or our desks before 2025 is over. Catch up on all of the reviews you might have missed over the last few weeks — a
Because of shifting storms and sweltering summers, Iran’s capital faces a future “Day Zero” when the taps run dry.
Canyon’s latest off-road helmet is the first bike helmet in the United States to feature RLS’s game-changing safety tech.
Entertainment
Taylor Swift's hoping her future husband, Travis Kelce, can lasso up a win for the Kansas City Chiefs ... and she's not alone 'cause Selena Gomez joined her Sunday night to cheer on Taylor's man as they went toe to toe with the Houston Texans. The…
Brookelyn might've melted her last name ... because the mononymous model's so hot she doesn't need to use her full government moniker. The sizzling star boasts nearly 1 million followers on Instagram and regularly posts bikini shots like the one…
Jonathan Bailey thought he'd single-handedly ruined a highly anticipated show when he was a child ... violating a theater superstition right before a memorable bomb. The actor opened up about his foolish faux pas during an episode of "Actors on…
The 48th Annual Kennedy Center Honors is about about to get underway ... and, the event's already feeling President Donald Trump's presence -- with POTUS drawing eyes on the red carpet. The prez arrived at the event in a tuxedo Sunday in a classic…
Zach Ertz couldn't hold back the tears after a big hit resulted in him being carted off the field ... and, there's now speculation he won't play in the NFL again. The Washington Commanders tight end took the field in his team's game against the…
Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bongiovi braved the chilly New York City streets ... but, they're not risking they're daughter getting a cold ... because Millie used her body heat to keep her warm. The two stars were spotted walking around Manhattan…
A Cinnabon employee has been fired after she used vitriolic hate speech against a pair of customers ... with the whole incident caught on video. The confrontation went down at a store in Ashwaubenon, Wisconsin ... and the video picks up when one of…
Kate Winslet's really concerned about the overuse of plastic surgery and weight-loss pills ... claiming some aren't using it to be their best self ... they're using it to be someone else. The actress sat down for a long interview with the UK outlet…
Cassie Randolph's not a bachelorette ... she's a 'Bride in Paradise' ... hitting the beach in a two-piece bikini with her new husband Brighton Reinhardt! The 'Bachelor' star was spotted going for a swim down in Costa Rica Saturday ... just one day…
You know the old saying, "The pen is mightier than the sword?" We don't think it applies to this actress ... can you guess who this sword-swinging star is? We ran into this celeb while she was being hounded by fans and photogs back in 2015 ... and…
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