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Senate Republicans left D.C. without passing the SAVE America Act as Trump intervened on the budget reconciliation vote over concerns it would fail.
Jennifer Lackard is accused of driving the getaway car for her son's alleged drive-by shooting near Bronx Criminal Court before her termination.
A journalist and mother shares the grueling reality of fighting rare metastatic appendiceal cancer through chemotherapy, surgeries, and clinical trials.
USIEA has brought dozens of lawmakers to Israel over 15 years, shaping major congressional action on Iron Dome funding and military cooperation.
An OnlyFans model and sex worker advocate is reportedly serving as deputy campaign manager for Francesca Hong's Wisconsin governor campaign.
Social media video helped Charlotte-Mecklenburg police identify and arrest Di-Quan Schafar Hunt in connection with a July sidewalk attack. Records show he had been arrested at least nine times since 2023.
Chuck Schumer and Senate Democrats blocked Jon Husted's voter ID bill despite Schumer's past claims that Democrats support voter identification.
Brittany Boltinhouse says she believes her conservative Christian values led to being stripped of her Miss North Carolina USA pageant crown.
Chuck Grassley's behind-the-scenes role proved decisive in securing Todd Blanche's confirmation as attorney general despite full Democrat opposition.
Todd Blanche, Trump's pick to lead the DOJ, survived a razor-thin Senate vote early Saturday morning after Sen. Bill Cassidy emerged as a last-minute ally on Friday.
Satire
EDEN — Having gone an inordinate length of time standing watch in the same place for many, many years, the angel guarding the Garden of Eden with a flaming sword reportedly started wondering if he could move yet.
CINCINNATI, OH — A new study from the Center for Television Research shows humanity is deeply yearning for creators to produce more of the beloved '90s cartoon Animaniacs.
BETHSAIDA — Reports confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth had successfully fed a crowd of 5,000 men, plus women and children, using just five barley loaves and two small fish, achieving an estimated cost-per-serving of approximately $0.0039.
SOUTH BEND, IN — The debate over dangerous pets heated up again after a woman took her pet velociraptor out for a walk and declared, "There aren't any bad pets, only bad owners."
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Staff for Mitch McConnell assured the nation that the Kentucky senator had been dropped off at a nice farm in the country where he would be much happier and have lots of room to run around.
DALLAS, TX — Local husband Mark Higgins stood frozen in his kitchen Thursday morning, staring blankly at a glass jar labeled "Vanilla Honey Goat Butter Spread" while attempting to figure out if it belonged on his toast or his face.
KYIV — President Donald Trump scheduled an emergency trip to Ukraine to ask President Zelenskyy for American missiles.
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ROME—In addition to crossing his arms and shaking his head as he listened to the tech billionaire spread blatant misinformation about the End Times, the Antichrist reportedly rolled his eyes Monday throughout a lecture given by Peter Thiel. “This second-rate charlatan doesn’t know the first g
Deborah Fitzgerald and Quentin Korda: The happy couple were wed in a quiet ceremony attended by 20 friends and one new virus the rest of the world will learn about soon enough.
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As late summer gives way to early fall, many Americans will head to the fair and seek out their favorite regional delicacies. Here are The Onion’s top state fair foods. Smoked Carny Leg Whole Branzino On A Stick Big Ol’ Gulp From The Hose Tums Egg Roll Tarred-And-Feathered Corn Dog Deep-Fried
CLARKTON, NC—Stressing the need to get a grip and think clearly for a second, local man Ryan Kruze, who had just accidentally shot someone, reportedly urged all the people around him on Friday to calm down. “Okay, everyone, let’s just take a deep breath and pull ourselves together,” said Kr
Representatives of pop star and actress Ariana Grande announced she is taking a break from public life, citing “endless, ongoing public scrutiny” of her health and physical appearance. What do you think?
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An estimated 9% of Americans will have an eating disorder in their lifetime. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding eating disorders. MYTH: Most people with eating disorders are young. FACT: They just look young because of how thin and beautiful they are. MYTH: Only a doctor can diagno
WASHINGTON—Pleading with recipients to use their hard-earned cash more productively, a Democratic National Committee fundraising email sent out Thursday urged voters to find something better to do with their money. “There are so many incredible things you can put your money toward that are more
MYRTLE BEACH, SC—Sighing loudly as she gazed at the empty countertop in the family’s rented condo, vacationing mom Jan Freehorn told reporters Friday that she missed her Alexa. “This is the first time I’ve left Alexa home all by herself,” said the visibly distraught mother, wondering alou
Well, sir, it pains me to say this, but it appears we are at loggerheads: I have said my piece. You have responded in kind. Yet despite my best efforts—and considerable hunger—we seem to have reached an impasse over what $24.99 worth of shrimp looks like. As you know, Kyle, I have been a loyal [
Sports
We went roster by roster to pick out the NFL players who are on track to make the Hall of Fame one day -- and those who still have some work to do.
Wilson looked to be well on his way to the Hall after 10 seasons, but a rough end to his career has complicated his candidacy.
Jalen Duren, James Harden and others remain in flux as the 2026-27 season draws closer.
We're tracking deals, trades and buzz across the NBA, including the latest on free agents such as DeMar DeRozan.
Here's how each club's playoff hopes have risen or fallen, plus how complete every MLB roster is today.
On Saturday afternoon, Detroit asked for final offers for the sport's top pitcher. Here is how one team emerged as the perfect match.
How good -- win the national title! -- and bad -- miss the tourney! -- it could get for all 18 Big Ten teams.
Marcus Rashford's future at Manchester United is at a crossroads, with Barcelona declining to execute a permanent transfer. Is there a place for him in Michael Carrick's plans this season?
The World Cup was a great spectacle, but it was also hard work for the players, and as many of the game's stars return to their clubs to prepare for the 2026-27, which clubs are battling burnout the most?
William Zepeda climbed the lightweight rankings after dominating Lamont Roach to capture the WBC title. Here are the latest ESPN divisional rankings.
Lee Westwood has a lot of work to do to keep pace with red-hot Joaquin Niemann after Round 2 at LIV Golf New York.
Ohio State’s Ryan Day shares areas of concern following the Buckeyes start preseason practice.
Even with a new contract, is Green Bay Packers head coach Matt LaFleur on the hot seat? Colin Cowherd thinks they have an issue.
Take a trip down memory lane for a look at career highlights for Hall of Famer Drew Brees.
The Athletics and general manager David Forst 'mutually agreed to part ways' during his 12th season in that position.
Here's everything you need to know as INDYCAR heads to Portland — including how the field is chasing Alex Palou in his quest to clinch the title.
New Iowa State coach Jimmy Rogers is nothing if not confident
Jalen Carter and Denzel Ward were the latest players to become the highest-paid stars at their respective position.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
The recently signed Stefon Diggs is all in on the Washington Commanders, expressing how the team has "a lot of talent."
Tech
You don’t want any old gaming laptop. Here’s my take on which to get, based on hundreds of hours of testing.
Xteink’s new X4 Pro e-reader is its best yet, but the lack of an ebook store can be limiting.
X is retiring its old rewards-sharing program after September 7.
Plus: A judge rules cell tower dumps unconstitutional, water utility hacks spread to a dozen states, a phishing email opens a missile-parts supplier’s inbox, and a ransomware boss gets 16 years.
Two security researchers bought cheap domains—including noreply.net and deleteduser.com—and set up email listening services. Hundreds of companies are sending them corporate secrets.
New AI toolbars and prompts are showing up in Google Docs and Gmail. If you don’t want Gemini’s help in writing documents and emails, here’s how to turn that stuff off.
Hairmax’s LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex took only 90 seconds per treatment, and it produced visible results along my widening part.
A new software update builds on WhatsApp’s group chat chops by adding anonymous polls and introducing an easier way to start a smaller private chat away from the larger group.
If you want to capture the sun’s power with solar panels, these are the best solar generators I’ve tested.
With rising temperatures and drier conditions, fires are more likely to explode. And with more people living next to forests, the results can be catastrophic.
Yiyang Zhuge was already an intellectual celebrity in China. Her viral interview with Christopher Nolan made her famous in the US—and quickly turned her into a political Rorschach test.
Framework's customer database was accessed, but no payment info was released.
NASA is planning to use elements of existing tech to learn more about all sides of the moon.
Sony might turn back the clock and revive an older model to save potential buyers some cash.
If only being a nighttime news editor was this thrilling all the time.
The new Overwatch hero is part-D.Va, part-Reinhardt and 100 percent cool as heck.
This is the fifth such deal in which the president and his team has paid big to cancel a green energy contract.
NASA believes the crater left by the rocket is around 60 feet wide.
Hackers employing AI in their tactics are finding ways to exploit vulnerabilities that didn't even exist before.
USB drives have outlasted a lot of other tech through the years. Is it time for the industry to move on?
Entertainment
Jen Selter's serving up so much cake in these sexy bikini shots you'd think it's your birthday! This sexy fitness model is turning 33 ... and she looks free as can be in barely-there bikinis ... and she's never been shy in front of cameras. Jen's…
Summer 2026 is far from over 'cuz the hotness is just gettin' started y'all! We've paired up the season's top-tier stars -- like Brooks Nader and Liberty Poole -- and we're leaving it all on you ... who are you pullin' for?! Here's one more sneak…
Justin Herbert and Madison Beer's training camp love fest won't hurt the Los Angeles Chargers' chances at a Super Bowl ... so says franchise legend Shawne Merriman, who tells TMZ Sports the quarterback's goal better be to get two rings now!! The…
Senator Rand Paul has made it clear ... he wants to see Anthony Fauci in an orange jumpsuit, and people are increasingly alarmed over Ariana's appearance. So we gotta ask ...
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. International Cat Day calls for spoiling the real rulers of the house. Whether your cat loves climbing, scratching, chasing or simply lounging the day away, these…
Kyle Richards -- the longest-running consecutive "Real Housewife" -- slayed a leather look in New York City this week, but can you outrun the sneaky switches we made to the two photos?! HINT: There are THREE differences in the above Kyle Richards…
Samuel Monroe Jr. remains hospitalized in Los Angeles on life support, in a medically induced coma ... and it's getting more apparent there may be no light at the end of the tunnel, his family tells TMZ. The actor best known for his work in…
Late NFL star Aldon Smith’s estate will be inherited by his only son, according to the kid's guardian. Court docs obtained by TMZ reveal Aldon left behind personal property … unclear the value of the assets. He was not married and did not…
Nolan Wells' friends set out Friday to Horn Island after launching an investigation of their own into the death of the teen ... and the visit was intense. Warren Hudson and Jax Pitalo took their lawyers, J. Tyler Cox and Edward Andrew Paltzik, to…
Prosecutors say influencer Ash Trevino had relationships with over 50 inmates -- including ones in prison for aggravated robbery and murder -- over the past several years ... TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained court docs filed by Texas prosecutors in…
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