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House Speaker Mike Johnson pushes back on President Donald Trump's credit card interest rate cap, citing concerns about "unintended consequences" on lending.
Noah Wyle reveals how George Clooney became his mentor during their "ER" days, sharing lessons he now applies on HBO's hit medical drama "The Pitt."
A review of recent studies suggests exercise may treat depression as effectively as therapy or antidepressants, offering an accessible mental health treatment option.
Pro-life leaders urge lawmakers to protect the Hyde Amendment after President Donald Trump told Republicans to be "flexible" on abortion funding restrictions during a new webcast.
U.S. officials say more international organizations could face future cuts after withdrawing from 66 groups, with U.N. agencies potentially targeted next.
RFK Jr. reshaped CDC's vaccine panel with new appointees, sparking debate over childhood immunization policy changes and vaccine safety recommendations.
High-profile defense attorney Alan Jackson maintains Nick Reiner is "not guilty" of murdering his parents despite withdrawing from the high-profile case last week.
President Donald Trump calls Sen. Elizabeth Warren to discuss capping credit card interest rates at 10%, finding common ground with progressive Democrats on affordability.
Greenland's prime minister said if his territory had to choose between the United States and Denmark, it would choose Denmark, a report said.
New CPI report fuels political battle over affordability as Republicans and Democrats clash ahead of midterm elections, with inflation holding at 2.7%.
Satire
WASHINGTON—Adopting a new set of national policy positions ahead of this year’s midterms, top GOP leaders released an updated party platform Tuesday to introduce their official “ICE kills everyone” agenda for 2026. “In our continuing fight to make America great again, it is vital we mainta
SEATTLE—In an effort to help U.S. homebuyers find the kinds of neighborhoods they’re looking for, online real estate marketplace Zillow announced Monday that it had provided each property listing with a segregation score, allowing users to quickly gauge an area’s racial homogeneity. “Every
MILWAUKEE—After instructing his 5-year-old son to imagine a bunch of birthday candles at the other end of the tube, local dad Rick Cerney, 41, reportedly rewarded the child’s blow into his car Breathalyzer Monday with a dicey trip to an ice cream shop. “Great job, buddy—just like a balloon,
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Due to a hospital room mix-up, Keith Belden, 71, died peacefully surrounded by friends and family of Maurice Simpkins, 81.
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Protesters hard at work sowing chaos in the city because of ICE raids and the death of Renee Good have reportedly transitioned over to protesting for a higher protesting wage.
WASHINGTON—Asserting that the images were “100% authentic,” the Justice Department released Monday what appeared to be deepfake nudes of Federal Reserve chair Jerome Powell. “The American people deserve to know that the central bank is led by a total slut,” Attorney General Pam Bondi said
GOTHAM CITY — Justice faced a new obstacle in the wake of the Batman's latest daring feat, as Gotham's liberal women gathered outside Arkham Asylum to protest the vigilante's arrest of the Joker.
TEHRAN — A hush fell over the massive mob of Persians gathered in the streets of Tehran on Monday, as media pundit Tucker Carlson arrived to scold the protesters and restore order to the nation.
BASTROP, TX—In a trend that raises serious questions about consent on the social media platform, rising numbers of X users have been asking the Grok chatbot to put more clothes on pictures of Elon Musk, sources confirmed Monday. “We live in an age when all a user needs to do to generate a fully
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U.S. — With the fall of the Ayatollah regime appearing to be imminent, prominent Democrats expressed fear that the dangerous Iranian desire for freedom could potentially spread to the United States.
Hockey romance Heated Rivalry has been renewed for Season 2. The Onion sat down with breakout stars Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams to discuss the hit series. The Onion: How did you prepare for your roles? Storrie: I worked with a kissing coach eight hours a day for weeks to make it look believab
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, one of the nation’s oldest newspapers with roots dating back to 1786, will cease all operations after years of financial losses and labor disputes, with the closure leaving a major local news void. What do you think?
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Sports
The Royals are moving the majority of their outfield fence in by 10 feet, drastically changing the offensive environment at Kauffman Stadium, sources told ESPN.
Celtics coach Joe Mazzulla was asked six questions after his team's 98-96 loss to the Pacers on Monday night, and to each one, his answer was the same: "Illegal screen."
An endorsement of beleaguered Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo never came from Jalen Hurts on Monday, a day after last season's Super Bowl champions were knocked out of the playoffs.
Ryan McGee looks back at the wild antics, star turns and emotional times that make the postseason special.
The Diamondbacks have acquired veteran third baseman Nolan Arenado, an eight-time All-Star, in a trade with the Cardinals.
The Texans' defense came into the postseason viewed as one of the league's best and showed why in their 30-6 wild-card win over Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers on Monday night.
On Monday, as the Pittsburgh Steelers dropped a fifth straight playoff game by double digits, coach Mike Tomlin endured "Fire Tomlin" chants from fans during his team's 30-6 loss to the Houston Texans.
Brooks Koepka will be "a little bit nervous" when he returns to the PGA Tour, and he understands he has "a lot of work to do" to rebuild his relationships with players.
Tony Stewart will return to NASCAR competition for the first time since 2016 when he drives for Kaulig Racing in the debut of the Ram Truck at next month's season-opening race at Daytona International Raceway.
Aaron Rodgers and Mike Tomlin have built historical NFL legacies. But the Steelers need to let go of the past now if they're going to build a championship future.
The latest news, announcements and updates ahead of the 2026 World Baseball Classic.
Demond Williams saga comes to a close as he returns to Washington, blueprint to championships in CFB
Joel Klatt recapped the Demond Williams saga after he resigned with Washington and intended to enter the portal. Williams ultimately ended up staying at Washington. He explained how this can be detrimental to Washington HC Jedd Fisch and the team in the coming season. Joel explained what the bluepri
There's a close race at the top of the Super Bowl MVP oddsboard. Here are the latest odds.
The Houston Texans beat the Pittsburgh Steelers 30-6, and this is Pittsburgh’s 9th straight season without a playoff win. Colin Cowherd asks if it’s time for the Steelers to move on from HC Mike Tomlin.
Keeping tabs on all of MLB's notable free agency signings, trades, and extensions ahead of the 2026 season.
Rookie tight end Colston Loveland's emergence has fueled the Bears, who are in the divisional round for the first time in 15 years.
The odds say the oft-unavailable Ja Morant is potentially on his way out of Memphis. See the latest.
NASCAR's convoluted Playoff format confused most everyone, so on Monday, it announced it was bringing back the postseason formula from 2004-13.
Three-time Cup champion Tony Stewart is making a triumphant return to NASCAR at Daytona.
With the Divisional Round on the horizon, here are the odds for each team to win the Super Bowl.
Tech
The second season of Battlefield 6 is being pushed back based on “community feedback.” On Tuesday, EA and Battlefield Studios said Season 2 will now arrive on February 17.Season 2 of Battlefield 6 had previously been scheduled for January 20, so we're looking at a delay of almost a month. As a c
A contract justification published in a federal register on Tuesday says that 31 ICE vehicles operating in the Twin Cities area “lack the necessary emergency lights and sirens” to be “compliant.”
NBA League Pass, the streaming service that lets you catch hundreds of out-of-market NBA games, is on sale right now for up to 55 percent off. The League Pass Premium subscription is on sale for $75, down from $160, while League Pass Standard is marked down to $50 from $110. We're almost halfway thr
If you follow Anthropic, you're probably familiar with Claude Code. Since the fall of 2024, the company has been training its AI models to use and navigate computers like a human would, and the coding agent has been the most practical expression of that work, giving developers a way to automate rote
E Ink tablet maker reMarkable is running a bundle deal right now that can save you between $80 and $90 when buying a reMarkable 2 along with a Marker stylus and a folio case. The savings vary depending on the bundle you configure, but this can bring your out-the-door cost down to $449 from $529 for
As we expected, Meta has begun laying off more than 1,000 employees from its Reality Labs division, which focused on virtual reality and metaverse products, Bloomberg reports. The company will refocus on developing wearables, like its recent batch of AI-powered Ray-Ban smart glasses, according to a
Apple has been putting more onus on its services for the past several years — the company makes tens of billions of dollars in revenue from that side of the business, which it claimed had a record year in 2025. Apple is nudging a little more in that direction with a new subscription bundle called
In response to a growing backlash, Microsoft said it would take steps to ensure that data centers don’t raise utility bills in surrounding areas and address other public concerns.
Anker is going up against Tesla in the home battery backup segment with Solix E10 that promises "whole-home backup" at an affordable price. The system delivers enough power to handle heavy-duty air conditioners and other high-power appliances in the event of a blackout. It also claims that the E10 s
You have the best chance to save on streaming services during the holiday shopping season, but throughout the year, the occasional deal pops up that's worth considering. Case in point: this new Disney+ deal. New and eligible returning subscribers can sign up for the Disney+ Hulu bundle (with ads) fo
Tesla's 2026 Model Y is now available on the company's site and it comes with a new (and old) option: a seven-seat version via a third row. The extra seating costs $2,500 and is only available if you order the Premium All-Wheel-Drive Long Range model. Tesla first teased the option last year via an
We aren't even two weeks into the new year and Ubisoft is already looking to carry out its second round of layoffs in 2026. The company has informed workers at Massive Entertainment and Ubisoft Stockholm of a "proposed organizational restructure" that could affect around 55 roles across its two Swed
Urevo’s affordable new walking pad is cheaper than a round-trip ticket to hike in Iceland.
I loved Board’s unique blend of tabletop gaming, but my family gave it mixed reviews.
Can this discrete audio puck really drag any old speakers into the streaming age?
The LinkedIn cofounder and frequent Trump target has a simple message for his peers: “Just speak up about the things that you think are true.”
If you want to put people back on the moon, don’t gut the agency in charge of getting them there.
With federal agents storming the streets of American communities, there’s no single right way to approach this dangerous moment. But there are steps you can take to stay safe—and have an impact.
From baby monitors and sound machines to smart bassinets and car seats, here’s the baby tech we’ve tested and recommend.
The top Chinese smartphones are innovation-packed spec beasts, but it’s not always a good idea to import from the East.
Entertainment
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 9:30 AM and 11:30 AM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's just…
T.K. Carter died at his home after battling serious health issues ... according to his family and authorities. The actor’s older brother, Harold, tells TMZ ... the 69-year-old had been dealing with multiple medical problems in the months leading…
The Fisk University basketball team is grieving the loss of player Andre Bell ... who tragically died after being shot on the highway in Nashville on Sunday. He was only 20. The Bulldogs released a statement on Monday ... with head coach Jeremiah…
Justin Baldoni says Blake Lively's request to seal the identities of the famous friends she confided in goes too far ... and she's only doing it because it paints her pals in a bad light. The actor filed the objection to Lively's motion for sealing…
No one’s doing it better than Brooks Nader ... the model jetted off to Cabo, soaked up the sun, and made it very clear she’s in her hot-girl-on-vacation era! Check out the pics from Tuesday -- Brooks was hanging with her sister Sarah Jane in…
How do you celebrate winning big at the Golden Globes?? For "KPop Demon Hunters" singers EJAE and Rei Ami, they opted for VIP treatment at the LA Clippers game!! Folks at the Intuit Dome for the Clips' home matchup against the Charlotte Hornets…
Stellan Skarsgård may have partied a little too hard at the Golden Globes ... he told us he was tossing 'em back like he did in his younger days at the award show Sunday! We caught up with the Golden Globe winner at LAX Monday, where he was mobbed…
NBC has yanked a new episode of “Law & Order: SVU” that was to air this week ... because it features Timothy Busfield, who's facing child sex abuse charges. A source with knowledge confirmed to TMZ ... this Thursday's 'SVU,' titled…
BTS is coming to a town near you! After announcing their upcoming album -- dropping March 20 -- the band has just released dates for a huge world tour ... and keep reading for a knowledge test about the band! Get ready, ARMY ... 2026-2027 belongs…
George Kittle is usually the guy smiling through contact ... but even the NFL’s toughest tight end is admitting this one stings. The San Francisco 49ers’ All-Pro team captain tore his right Achilles on Sunday, ending his season during the…
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