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Trump told the United Nations the U.S. will rename artificial intelligence to "superintelligence" and reject any globalist scheme to control the tech.
A Missouri appeals court ordered use of a GOP-drawn congressional map that splits Kansas City's district, but opponents say ballots are printed.
Billy Bush joins FOX News Media as a contributor, set to debut on "Jesse Watters Primetime," the company announced on Tuesday.
An Auburn fan's viral social media bet has nearly 1.5 million views after Florida's QB hung nearly half a hundred in their first SEC road start.
Presley Gerber died at age 27 while staying at a rehabilitation facility, putting a renewed spotlight on Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber's family.
Sean McVay called himself a "dumbass coach" over the Rams' Australia travel plans that preceded their blowout loss to the San Francisco 49ers.
Hakeem Jeffries called Mike Lawler a "partisan hack" after Jared Golden crossed party lines to endorse the Hudson Valley Republican for re-election.
Karoline Leavitt revealed President Donald Trump's private talks with foreign leaders mirror his public stance, detailing tense calls with Putin, Xi and a blunt lunch with Starmer.
Bet365 is offering new users $365 in bonus bets when they wager $10 on any MLB game during the final week of the regular season.
The Freedom Caucus Fund is spending $6 million on political ads in six House races targeting what it calls a socialist insurgency among Democrats.
Satire
Men, if you've been married for any length of time, then you've no doubt fallen prey to a trap question. Women love asking questions they don't want answers to, just so they can start a fight. It's in their nature. But we got you, fam.
SACRAMENTO, CA — Famously dyslexic Governor Gavin Newsom hosted a press conference today celebrating gas prices in California reaching a new milestone of $1.87.
KANSAS CITY, MO — One of football's biggest stars was revealed to have fallen prey to scammers, as Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was victimized by a criminal ring that forces people to dress like idiots.
EPHRAIM — With his marriage to former prostitute Gomer off to a rocky start, the prophet Hosea began to seriously regret his decision to forego premarital counseling.
After two delays, the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI will be released this November. Here is everything we know about the game so far. Open-world activities include playing volleyball, chess, cards, or GTA V Gunshot sound effects performed by Sir Ian McKellen Child support payments carry ove
WASHINGTON—Insisting that the adjustment was long overdue, the Federal Bureau of Investigation announced Thursday that it would raise the national murder rate for the first time since 2023. “For far too long, prior administrations succumbed to pressure to continuously reduce the number of Americ
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States House of Representatives canceled all scheduled votes and went on break to recuperate from a long, tough stretch of not doing anything.
Here are the steps the NFL follows to evaluate head injuries. Step 1: Player receives devastating helmet-to-helmet hit that leaves him motionless for 46 seconds Step 2: Spotter initiates protocol after noticing entire offense kneeling in prayer beside teammate Step 3: Referee blows ceremonial gjalla
BRUSSELS — Speaking in Strasbourg, France, on Wednesday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that she had deemed Canada weak enough to join the European Union.
GÖBEKLITEPE — The invention of the wheel may lead to massive job loss, according to a caveman who sounded the alarm to warn the rest of caveman society.
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PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadium tour. “This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie,” said the 35-year-old music
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In a dramatic reversal of decades of established organizational practice, the PGA Tour announced Wednesday that, effective immediately, golf would be loud. “After careful consideration, the board of directors and I agree that, going forward, the game of golf will be really
A totally oblivious Tyler Neiman, 29, will be killed Wednesday while commuting home from his bowling league. Though still alive for now, he will be missed.
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GREENSBORO, NC—Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his neighbor’s mulch. “Well, well, well—unless my eyes deceive, I’d say we’ve got ourselves
LAS VEGAS—Seemingly unbothered by his disgrace as he sauntered through the glass doors and onto the Las Vegas Strip, coward Kevin Lombardo reportedly left the Flamingo casino Friday even though he still had a full $200 in his wallet. “I sat there and actually watched that spineless piece of shi
More than 8,000 people in Michigan received IDs with a photo of a random smiling man printed on them, with officials stressing the photo is a generic non-resident. What do you think?
The post Thousands Of IDs Misprinted With Random Man’s Face appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Jon Jones took responsibility for Gable Steveson's quick exit after a historic upset on Saturday, saying his instant reaction was to "get my friend to the back to make sure he was OK."
Boise State head coach Spencer Danielson said this week's opponent, Western Michigan, is 'undefeated' after WMU's controversial Week 1 loss at Michigan.
The Red Sox have named Chad Tracy as their long-term manager while also keeping chief baseball officer Craig Breslow in the fold.
Giants quarterback Jaxson Dart is believed to have sustained a sprained MCL on Monday night based on initial exams, sources told NFL Network's Ian Rapoport and Mike Garafolo. He will undergo an MRI on Tuesday.
Sean McVay said he doesn't know wide receiver Puka Nacua's game status for Week 3 against the Broncos, but the Rams head coach said he's hopeful Nacua will play.
Orioles slugger Pete Alonso threw a birthday bash for son Teddy as he turned 1, changing his walk-up music and hitting home runs Nos. 39 and 40 in a victory vs. Toronto.
Pirates ace Paul Skenes, whose season has been marked by an uncharacteristic dip in velocity, cited the World Baseball Classic as a source of his struggles this year.
We're revealing our top 100 players in the league for the 2026-27 season. Which players broke into Nos. 100 to 51? Which stars fell?
Ryan Grubb apologized for comments he made Monday in which he called out some fans for booing Alabama early during Saturday's win.
Jaxson Dart's injury has a cascading effect on the Giants, whose skill players would also take a hit.
Tight end Zach Ertz explained what being back with the Philadelphia Eagles means to him and his family.
Patrick Mahomes deserves an apology. Jordan Love and Justin Herbert need interventions. Here are Henry McKenna's latest QB rankings.
Pittsburgh Pirates superstar right-hander Paul Skenes explained how the World Baseball Classic has hindered his 2026 performance.
Cubs star third baseman Alex Bregman posted an image saying he was OK after showing swelling and bleeding underneath his eye.
Seahawks coach Mike Macdonald expects Sam Darnold to return to practice this week, but the quarterback’s status for Week 3 is uncertain.
The Rams returned to their dominant ways and now sit alone atop the Super Bowl oddsboard. See the latest odds after Week 2.
It's only Week 2, but it's already clear that Kenneth Walker is a match for K.C., Bills QB Josh Allen is unmatched and Miami is outmatched.
Josh Allen has made his mark on the early MVP race after a historic start to his 2026 campaign but a familiar name has surged after Week 2.
Are the Chiefs back? They're one of a few teams on the rise after Week 2.
We offer up the NFL's best from Week 2, with a familiar face leading the way after five total touchdowns in an impressive home opener.
Tech
Two years after trying to sidestep mobile apps with dedicated AI hardware, Rabbit is launching OS3, a cross-platform agent that lives on the screens you already use.
Your Roku TV has lots of settings to make the picture quality look more detailed and clearer, but you have to know where to look.
USB extenders will help you connect devices over longer distances, but not all of them have the same capabilities when performing this function.
Amazon Leo is teaming up with one of the country's ISPs to connect hard-to-reach regions.
The iPhone 18 Pro offers Apple's latest and greatest, but it's only a meaningful upgrade if you're coming from a model that's several years old.
Xbox's turbulent 2026 continues with more job cuts and a probably closure of Ninja Theory.
An SSD is a huge upgrade over an HDD, but SATA and NVMe SSDs offer major differences in their performance.
Robotaxis from companies like Waymo, Xoox and Tesla are always improving, but some riders do experience injuries or find themselves in places they shouldn't.
Beats goes all in on customization with the Beats 360, offering headphones that are built for use everywhere - including the gym.
We compare the new Beats 360 with the AirPods Max 2. Find out how they stack up in design, comfort and features to see which pair is right for you.
See how the Beats 360 stacks up with the popular Sony WH-1000XM6 in design, comfort and features in our hands-on comparison.
The Android version of Premiere has unique layouts on candy bar phones and foldable devices. It’s free to use and available today.
No cameras? No problem. Viture’s first display-free smart glasses have bone-conduction microphones to privately record your daily musings.
The Biological Computing Company is bringing its AI tools to Amazon Web Services in a major boost for a once-fringe field that aims to marry nature with code.
GoPro’s first foray into the world of cinema cameras isn’t perfect, but it sure is a lot of fun to shoot with.
Andy Burnham once kept Palantir out of Greater Manchester. His first test as prime minister is whether to cut the company’s £330 million NHS contract—and risk a rupture with Big Tech and Washington.
Public disagreement about whether political violence is rising and who is responsible for it stems not from ideology alone but from competing definitions about what should be counted.
Just about every home security system has paid options, but with a little effort and a focus on local storage, you can build your own without the recurring costs.
Brian Bot loved talking about improv, while Sophie Bot wouldn’t stop calling me “big dog.” Welcome to the future of work.
Cisco Talos researchers created a new framework for identifying malware and hacking tools that rely on AI chatbots—and quickly discovered something unusual.
Entertainment
Kim Zolciak's son, Kroy Biermann Jr., is back home with his mother after his release from jail in his sexual battery case ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... KJ was released within the last several days and is now…
Carrot Top's legal team rushed to court days after his attempted suicide, begging the court to stop the man allegedly attempting to extort the comedian from filing damaging court documents they believe are intended to harm their client ... TMZ has…
Presley Gerber's final hours are coming into focus ... with sources telling TMZ he appeared to be under the influence when he checked into rehab the night before his death. Check out the new YouTube collab between TMZ and the New York Post, "The…
Ben Crump -- the attorney for Nolan Wells' family -- is set to speak publicly for the first time since a grand jury decided not to pursue criminal charges in his death ... and TMZ is streaming live. The press conference will begin in just a few…
Nick Reiner says a large chunk of the money locked up in his trust should be off-limits in the fight over whether he gets access to the funds ... because it came from his famous grandfather, late actor Carl Reiner. Court docs obtained by TMZ show…
Here's the heated exchange between lawyers for Nolan Wells' family and prosecutors in Mississippi ... and it's chock full of drama and friction. The correspondence between Jackson County D.A. Angel Myers McIlrath and several of the family's…
Lionel Richie is back in the hospital after suffering another heart issue ... forcing him and Earth, Wind & Fire to cancel their next three shows, TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ .... Lionel is currently hospitalized and…
Aaron Rodgers' ex Mallory Edens is turning his latest love-life confession into free promo for her movie ... using the Steelers QB's own relationship rewind to push her new romantic drama. Without naming Aaron, Mallory wrote on Instagram, "My ex is…
Hayden Panettiere's cause of death has been revealed ... the actress died from fentanyl and several other drugs. The Greenville County Coroner, in a report obtained by TMZ, ruled Hayden's manner of death as an accident. She was also found to have…
Tobey Maguire will officially be a single man very soon ... after reaching a deal with his estranged wife, nearly 5 years after she filed for divorce ... TMZ has learned. The docs, obtained by TMZ, say the "Spider-Man" star and Jennifer Meyer…
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