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Democrats content that Republicans rejected an offer from Sen. Schiff's to spare disaster response agency from an ongoing government shutdown on Thursday.
Charges were dropped against teens involved in a teacher's death during a toilet paper prank. The family of the victim chose forgiveness over prosecution in the heartbreaking case.
Mixed verdict delivered in federal trial of nine people accused of 2025 ICE facility attack in Texas, with convictions on terrorism and explosives charges.
"Access Hollywood" is being canceled by NBCUniversal as part of a company's broader plan to roll back on syndicated programming, marking the end of an era for daytime television.
The Formula 1 races scheduled for April in Bahrain and Saudi Arabia won’t go on as planned, according to reports. The decision comes amid the ongoing conflict involving Iran.
Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo is feuding with the Houston Rodeo board after a VIP seating dispute at NRG Stadium after she was escorted out of the venue.
Brooks Nader shuts down Kevin Costner dating rumors after viral Vegas photos, confirms she's single while focusing on upcoming "Baywatch" reboot role.
Conversation starters, celebrity health reveals, healthy living hacks and medical cautions: Here's what you missed in Fox News Health this week
Trump predicts Jake Paul will run for political office 'in the not-too-distant future' and offers complete endorsement during Kentucky campaign rally.
Nancy Guthrie abduction investigation uncovers new security camera images from Savannah Guthrie's mother's home, according to sources, but no major breakthrough.
Satire
NEW YORK, NY — Heaven rejoiced today after a Jewish man accepted Jesus and converted to Christianity. Sources confirmed that the man was converted thanks to the powerful witness of an X user who proclaimed, "Christ is King, you filthy money-grubbin' Jew."
WASHINGTON—In a heated exchange that laid bare a growing schism at the highest levels of Republican leadership, President Donald Trump and Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) reportedly clashed in the Oval Office Thursday over the question of where they were, with McConnell insisting they were at church a
Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An uncharacteristically rotund Pete Hegseth held a press conference to deny having any knowledge of what happened to all the leftover lobster that had been procured for the troops.
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Google announced an update for its popular Google Maps application that would automatically subtract an hour from travel time if it knows a dad is driving.
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MILWAUKEE—Accusing the actress of a grotesque act that showed profound insensitivity, Kate Hudson found herself under fire Thursday for performing in Wisconsinface for her most recent film, Song Sung Blue. “It’s so insulting to see someone who’s obviously never been anywhere near cheese cu
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Democrats voted to expel Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman on Thursday after their repeated warnings for him to stop supporting America were ignored.
WASHINGTON—Maintaining that his conduct was well within the guidelines for the solemn occasion, President Trump on Thursday defended his decision to wear a fruit hat while samba dancing during the dignified transfer of soldiers killed in Iran. “There’s no reason I can’t honor the sacrifice o
MILWAUKEE, WI — Local man Ed Clayfield reportedly saved himself an extended period of suffering by hiring members of the Academy Awards Orchestra to perform the "Wrap It Up" music whenever his wife's stories go too long.
PERSIAN GULF — Iran's military command is desperately scrambling to react upon learning the news that Donald Trump had chosen Mitth'raw'nuruodo, otherwise known as Grand Admiral Thrawn, to lead the U.S. carrier strike group in the Persian Gulf.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite early indications to the contrary, the Senate passed the SAVE Act after Senator Mike Lee reportedly changed its name to the "Give Congress A Raise Act."
Harry Styles has released Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally, his fourth studio album. The pop star sat down with The Onion to explain the meaning behind each track. “Aperture”: “I typed ‘hole’ into powerthesaurus.com.” “American Girls”: “My favorite is Samantha, but Kit is a v
WASHINGTON—Claiming their mind was solely occupied by the hope of curling up in a ball and sleeping as long as they were allowed, the entire U.S. populace told reporters Thursday they lacked the strength to form an opinion on Donald Glover’s casting as the voice of Yoshi in The Super Mario Galax
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Lisa Park, 29, literally died after running into her ex while he was on a date and saying, “Don’t have too much fun.” Like, what the fuck was that?
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WASHINGTON—Positioning pubic hair as the body’s natural bulwark against urethral intrusions, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. urged Americans Thursday to grow as many pubes as possible to keep bugs from crawling into their cockholes. “Pubes are the strongest type of hair there is, with t
Sports
The NWSL is back! Let's predict how each team will finish by assessing what's ahead for Rodman, Lavelle and the other stars.
Texas, Oklahoma and Auburn are all hanging around the cutline. Only the Sooners can currently control their destiny.
Wrexham co-owners Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mac were on hand to dabble into commentary in their team's all-Welsh clash against Swansea City.
Here are all the latest signings, trades and releases around the NFL.
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Falcons general manager Ian Cunningham said definitively Friday that the team is bringing in Tua Tagovailoa to compete with Michael Penix Jr. for the starting quarterback job.
Conference USA and the Sun Belt both included Louisiana Tech on their 2026 football schedules amid a standoff on the Bulldogs' switch between leagues.
The Titans have released cornerback L'Jarius Sneed in a move that will save $11.4 million against the salary cap.
After an unlikely path to his signing, the Ravens introduced pass rusher Trey Hendrickson, with first-year coach Jesse Minter seeing the new addition as the team's defensive closer.
After leading the Billikens to an Atlantic 10 regular-season title, coach Josh Schertz has agreed to a contract extension at Saint Louis, according to the school's athletic director.
Jeff Capel will return for a ninth season as coach of the Pitt men's basketball team despite a 2025-26 campaign that fell "well short" of expectations, AD Allen Greene said.
Opening Day is approaching fast -- and Jeff Passan has everything you need to know covered.
Falcons GM Ian Cunningham explained the team's perspective on having both Tua Tagovailoa and Michael Penix Jr. in the QB room.
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Here's how to watch Team USA vs. Canada at the World Baseball Classic on Friday on FOX.
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Former Cincinnati Bengals star defensive end Trey Hendrickson explained why he signed with the Baltimore Ravens.
The Big 12 Conference is ditching its slippery new glass floor for a hardwood court for the final two days of the tournament.
Tech
OpenAI plans to add its Sora video generation model directly into ChatGPT, The Information reports . The standalone Sora app was seen as a smash hit when it launched alongside Sora 2 in September 2025, but interest in the video generation app has fallen in the time since as users ran into limits on
Meta AI should soon be better at surfacing international news content thanks to a set of new deals with publishers. The company announced new agreements with international outlets and offered additional details on its recent deal with News Corp. The latest deals bring French newspaper Le Figaro, Sp
Adobe has agreed to pay the US government $75 million to settle its lawsuit over the company's allegedly harmful approach to subscriptions. The suit started in 2024, when the US Department of Justice and the Federal Trade Commission filed a joint complaint alleging the company deliberately made it d
In the mad dash many companies have made to incorporate AI features into their phones, Nothing arrived at one of the better ideas with Essential Space on the Nothing Phone 3a in 2025. The AI-powered app turns screenshots and voice recordings into actionable to-do lists and transcriptions, and now No
Apple's cheapest laptop is also its most repairable. iFixit gave the new MacBook Neo a 6/10 repairability score. Although that number would only be mediocre for, say, a game review or final exam grade, it's the MacBook line's highest iFixit score in about 14 years.As always, iFixit goes into great d
Meta is killing end-to-end encryption in Instagram DMs. The feature will "no longer be supported after May 8, 2026," the company wrote in an update on its support page. Unlike WhatsApp, Meta never made encryption available to all Instagram users and it was never a default setting. Instead, users in
Dreo’s spring sale offers a great deal on the Chefmaker combi cooker, plus discounts on WIRED’s favorite bathroom heater and tower fan.
The 85-inch Hisense U7 gets a big discount, with markdowns for smaller sizes too.
Amazon is raising the price of its ad-free Prime Video subscription and locking 4K UHD streaming behind this new tier. Starting April 10 for US customers, a rebranded Prime Video Ultra subscription will cost $5 per month, up from $3 per month.
For that extra $2, you get a download capacity increase
The Studio Display XDR monitor comes at a time when HDR-capable screens are everywhere. Apple still does it best, but at a hefty cost.
Parallels, the company best known for making the virtualization software that enables you to run Windows and other operating systems on a Mac, has confirmed that Parallels Desktop is compatible with the MacBook Neo.
At launch it was unclear if Apple's new $600 laptop possessed the under-the-hood hef
The newly verified X account for Iran's supreme leader could be putting the company on the wrong side of US sanctions, according to a watchdog group. The Tech Transparency Project, which last month published a report on X granting premium perks to sanctioned officials in Iran, now says that the veri
Airline ticket prices are already rising, but an extended crisis in Iran could have bigger effects on the global travel industry.
TikTok's Chinese parent company ByteDance has figured out a way to access NVIDIA's latest AI chips despite export restrictions, according to a report by The Wall Street Journal. The company is working with a firm called Aolani Cloud and building out Blackwell computing systems in Malaysia.
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Flexport CEO Ryan Petersen says the conflict is stranding cargo and threatening inflation.
REI's Member Days sale has deals on our favorite tents, backpacks, rain jackets, and more gear to outfit you for summer.
Inventor and YouTuber Simone Giertz built an elegant chair that holds your half-dirty clothes while still functioning as a seat.
The company's generative AI search tools increasingly cite its own services, like Google Search and YouTube, over third-party publishers.
Hype around the open source agent is driving people to rent cloud servers and buy AI subscriptions just to try it, creating a windfall for tech companies.
From the global RAM shortage driving up console prices to job loss in the industry, gaming is shaping up to be one of the AI boom's biggest casualties.
Entertainment
D4vd's good friend Neo is a friend no more ... at least that's the way it seems based on how he is privately torching the singer. Neo, as you know, was arrested last month for failing to appear before a grand jury in the apparent murder of Celeste…
It's Friday the 13th ... so what better day to find out a new film in the popular slasher franchise may be on the way?! Here's the deal ... there hasn't been a 'Jason' film in several years ... and we're told it's all been a matter of rights issues…
Olivia Dunne is getting used to sandy beaches and how her impressive backside looks in lifeguard red ... flaunting her booty while celebrating her new "Baywatch" role! The former gymnast and influencer celebrated her new gig with a couple of…
The sports world is finally hearing from Emeka Egbuka after an X account with his name shared a viral post questioning whether CTE is real ... and he's confirming what the Tampa Buccaneers said earlier this week -- he had nothing to do with it!!…
"Southern Hospitality" star Grace Lilly’s struggle with substance abuse is set to play out on the current season following her recent arrest ... TMZ has learned. Sources connected to the series tell us Grace’s battle with addiction will be a…
Marciano Brunette is glued to the new season of "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" ... amid his legal battle with reality star Demi Engemann. Marciano tells TMZ he’s been watching the episodes closely because he "wants to see what’s being said…
The Georgia teen who allegedly ran over a math teacher, killing him during a prank gone wrong a week ago will NOT face criminal charges ... and the teen's buddies won't be charged either. 18-year-old student Jayden Wallace was facing first-degree…
TMZ Sports has obtained footage from the night of Doug Martin's death ... showing the former NFL star acting erratically as he broke into a home before passing away in police custody. The Oakland PD just released the 911 calls, body cam, and…
Teyana Taylor is gearing up for the Oscars, but she’s trying not to think too far ahead ... even though it could very well be her name that gets called for Best Supporting Actress Sunday night. We caught up with Teyana at L.A. hotspot Mr. Chow…
Zach Bryan just dropped some serious cash on a literary treasure ... shelling out a whopping $12 million for Jack Kerouac’s legendary "On The Road" scroll at the auction of Jim Irsay’s memorabilia collection this month. The country star snagged…
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