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A Georgia family is demanding justice after police fatally shot their beloved pet donkey, HeeHaw, while searching for a missing child who was later found.
Lindsay Clancy's murder jury ended a third day without a verdict as deliberations continue in the Massachusetts trial over her children's deaths.
Flash flooding forced park closures and water restrictions at Grand Canyon as the $200 million pipeline repair project faces major new complications.
Tyler Robinson's preliminary hearing could determine whether the aggravated murder charge and death penalty remain on the table in Charlie Kirk's killing.
House Speaker Mike Johnson faces a tricky week as Republicans push a socialism vote and the SAVE America Act before Members flee to campaign.
Abdul El-Sayed's deleted 9/11 social media posts sparked a firestorm after CBS News reported on the Michigan Senate candidate's past comments.
Body camera footage shows a woman driving toward Maryland officers, striking a cop and patrol cars and another vehicle before police opened fire.
Chad Ochocinco said Deshaun Watson's leash is "very short" and predicts the Browns will make a move if Cleveland starts the 2026 NFL season 0-2.
Democratic Rep. Maxwell Frost clashed with Baby Boomers over student debt, housing prices, and whether the American dream still exists today.
Video shows stunned beachgoers as a Nissan Frontier drove onto Pacific Beach sand, ending a chaotic San Diego police chase involving felony evading.
Satire
PALO ALTO, CA — Local woman Brittany Robinson was kicked out of the local ladies lunch group after it became very apparent she had nothing bad to say about her husband.
The post Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run appeared first on The Onion.
A leaked memo revealed that U.S. diplomats are subverting efforts to limit global plastic production, doing so as worldwide plastic pollution grows to over 57 million tons annually. What do you think?
The post U.S. Lobbying Against Global Plastic Limits appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the clip showed the commander-in-chief spinning around in the East Room in the Executive Residence, wa
Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the past year as provisions kick in. What do you think?
The post SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13% appeared first on The Onion.
With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July.
The post Top Songs August 2026 appeared first on The Onion.
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any woman who averages more than eight points per game should not be allowed to play in the WNBA.
WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a varie
LOS ANGELES—Responding to scrutiny concerning her tech billionaire father, artist Stella Lefty admitted in an interview Friday that nepotism may have played a role in helping her get Groupon+. “I had to set up the account myself, but yeah, I definitely have to recognize that not all aspiring art
Larry Ellison is the co-founder and executive chairman of Oracle, as well as the largest shareholder of the Paramount Skydance Corporation. The Onion sat down with the billionaire to discuss his ventures. The Onion : How did you get into the entertainment industry? Ellison: I remember going to t
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appear loved online. “Despite all the videos of Andrew supposedly sparring with his brother at the g
Sports
The Cubs hit a franchise-record nine home runs in a 17-3 blowout of the Brewers on Monday night, capping a month in which they hit 62 total.
Naomi Osaka channeled Allen Iverson as part of her 2026 US Open debut Monday night as she beat Anastasia Zakharova 7-6 (6), 7-6 (3).
UCLA fired athletic director Martin Jarmond on Monday, with chancellor Julio Frenk explaining in a letter to the UCLA community that the Bruins' athletic program "currently carries a significant financial deficit, and its current path is not sustainable."
The annual favorite is back, featuring Adam's favorite picks at each level of the draft, including sleepers.
East Mississippi Community College coach Buddy Stephens, who won five national titles, is out after making critical comments about changes made by the conference.
TCU football player Dozie Ezukanma was hospitalized for three days because of a brain bleed, a concussion and other injuries after being punched and kicked in the head by then-teammate Jacob Fields, according to a signed arrest warrant affidavit.
Several Yankees players went out of their way to openly criticize Red Sox voice Will Flemming, calling him "unprofessional" and questioning why he would suggest a team throw at an opposing player.
The Cowboys named Sam Howell as the team's backup QB after waiving Joe Milton III on Monday to make room for free agent RB Emari Demercado.
Ketel Marte was back at the ballpark Monday and in the lineup for the Diamondbacks, two weeks after the three-time All-Star's unexpected no-show before a game in Boston left the team scrambling.
Will your team beat its projected win total? What props should you target?
Following initial 53-man roster cutdowns, NFL teams continued adjusting their active rosters through waiver claims, injury designations and more Monday.
The Cubs' offense was unstoppable on Monday night at Wrigley Field, with Chicago setting a franchise single-game record with nine home runs.
LSU head coach Lane Kiffin and Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian sit on opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to roster building in the transfer portal era.
Here's why every driver in NASCAR's Sweet 16 could — or could not — end up winning The Chase.
UCLA has fired athletic director Martin Jarmond after six years and is replacing him with former Los Angeles Lakers executive Tim Harris.
With week one just around the corner, the First Things First crew predicted how the season will unfold for the Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, and Washington Commanders.
The First Things First panel took a look at the AFC East, projecting how the standings will unfold for the Buffalo Bills, New England Patriots, New York Jets, and Miami Dolphins.
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Tech
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The Cove series is a major departure for JBL.
Android can help you keep your phone safe from malicious apps, scam calls, invasions of privacy, and much more. You just need the right settings.
Starlink's extra router can be useful, but getting your main satellite dish positioned properly is more important.
It claims a laptop proves that a former employee accessed and used proprietary files for the AI company.
The GameCube had some things going for it, and it even has a cult following these days, but at its release, it was a flop.
The Slate Truck is affordable because you have to 'bring your own tech'.
The company's "deception continues to this day," the lawsuit says.
Entertainment
Alex Apodaca was supposed to be the stepping stone for Bella Mir ... but the massive underdog had different plans -- like winning! The UFC had been building the 23-year-old up for years, and that's why, with her skills and pedigree, the daughter of…
Before this adorable kid was co-stars with Sabrina Carpenter and Ben Savage, she was just growing up in Hollywood with a dream of becoming a superstar! She starred in "Spy Kids: All the Time in the World" and gained even more fame from her days as…
The NYPD fatally shot a woman after authorities say she stabbed two people in a terrifying rampage through New York City's busy Times Square before turning a knife on responding officers. Authorities say the chaos unfolded when the 49 year old…
Gleb Savchenko is looking to unload his Southern California home ... putting the desert property on the market amid his ongoing legal battle with his ex-wife ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the sale tell TMZ ... Gleb listed the Morongo…
Rep. Max Miller isn't touching questions about his personal life amid his bitter custody battle with ex-wife Emily Moreno and public feud with her father, Sen. Bernie Moreno ... going silent when pressed about the family drama. We caught up with…
Rep. Randy Fine says he can't remember rifling through a voter's mailbox while campaigning in Florida ... and now he's even questioning whether the video showing him doing it is real -- despite his office previously confirming to TMZ it was him.…
A Las Vegas jury has found Duane "Keffe D" Davis guilty of murder in the first degree in the death of Tupac Shakur. The jury returned its verdict Monday, convicting Davis of murder with the use of a deadly weapon with the intent to promote, further…
Doja Cat admitted to abusing cocaine in the past, insisting she's "well past that" now. In a new TikTok she posted Monday, the rapper says she "struggled" with the drug about 8 years ago. Doja had also posted another video earlier in the day,…
Hayden Panettiere's boyfriend Brian Hickerson was seen barefoot and hunkered down under a restaurant table moments before his 2025 Los Angeles arrest ... and TMZ has obtained a photo from the bizarre scene. The pic was snapped August 2, 2025 inside…
Aaliyah’s family fight over music royalties has heated up … with the late singer's cousin -- who was blamed for her death by her uncle -- seeking a $20 million payout in their ongoing litigation ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs,…
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