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Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard ended an intelligence task force after less than a year, saying the group was always meant to be temporary.
Florida man allegedly pointed handgun at drivers during road rage incident, leading to arrest on seven felony charges including aggravated assault.
The IRS improperly shared taxpayer data of thousands of people with immigration authorities under an agreement reached last year with DHS.
Federal judge releases four convicted illegal immigrants including those guilty of murder and child sex crimes, sparking Trump administration outrage.
Upper East Side residents erupted in fury at a tense meeting for a planned women's homeless shelter, citing rushed approval and safety concerns.
In a letter sent to Apple CEO Tim Cook, Federal Trade Commission Chair Andrew Ferguson warns the tech giant may be in violation of the FTC Act over alleged Apple News bias.
Podcaster Joe Rogan spoke to actress Cheryl Hines about how John Fetterman broke with his party on the issue of voter ID, saying this speaks volumes about modern politics.
Former Jets and Bills linebacker Darron Lee remains jailed after prosecutors cited factors that could make the case of his girlfriend's homicide eligible for the death penalty.
President Trump threatens to back primary challengers against six House Republicans who voted with Democrats to undo his Canada tariffs.
Norwegian biathlete Sturla Holm Laegreid apologized for confessing to cheating on his ex-girlfriend after winning an Olympic bronze medal.
Satire
The Winter Olympics have long labored in the shadows of the Summer Olympics, boring and under-loved. With just half the viewership of the Summer games, the Winter Olympics is in dire need of bold changes. Here are 9 easy fixes to instantly make it more entertaining:
MILAN — In a move designed to boost the level of interest from viewers and athletes alike, the 2026 Milano-Cortina Winter Olympics introduced an exciting new event in the Septuple Luge competition.
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VANCOUVER — Canadian reporterpersons announced that policepersons have confirmed the identify of the gunperson in Tumbler Ridge.
U.S. — With the horrific news breaking of yet another mass shooting at a school, the media has remained completely stumped as to anything recent mass shooters could have in common.
GILBERT, AZ — According to sources, a family of church visitors left services almost immediately on Sunday after finding out that pastor said "worsh" instead of "wash."
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local wife Rebecca Gadsen interrupted a story she was telling her husband to begin telling yet another unrelated story.
U.S. — Turning Point USA has announced that they will be hosting the "All-American Olympics" which will feature Kid Rock competing in every single Olympic sport.
Internal Department of Homeland Security documents revealed that less than 14% of the nearly 400,000 immigrants arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement last year had charges or convictions for violent criminal offenses. What do you think?
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The severely hungover pair woke up married Sunday morning after an alcohol-fueled six years of courtship and dating.
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CAMBRIDGE, MA—Claiming there simply wasn’t much else going on for the birds over the past several million years, a study published Tuesday by Harvard University ornithologists found that macaws evolved their vibrant coloration as a way to pass the time. “According to our research, macaws’ s
BOSTON—In a move hailed as a breakthrough for round-the-clock gambling, sports betting company DraftKings announced Tuesday that users would now be able to place wagers directly from within their dreams. “At DraftKings, we know the action never sleeps, and you should be able to wager however—
OWENSBORO, KY—Insisting that the Winter Olympic sport was “basically just lying there and letting gravity happen,” local man Michael Chou correctly declared Tuesday that he could totally compete in luge and it wouldn’t be that difficult. “Not to shit on these guys, but c’mon, if you can
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Sports
The two major London clubs are linked with a move with Atlético Madrid's Julián Álvarez. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Another ranked upset adds more intrigue to the race for the NCAA tournament.
Baylor, up five spots in our rankings, is once again atop the Big 12, with WVU, Texas Tech and TCU not far behind.
In a brief but tense postgame news conference, Kansas State coach Jerome Tang questioned his team's pride after a 91-62 loss to Cincinnati, saying, "These dudes do not deserve to wear this uniform."
Several Manchester United supporters groups condemned comments made by co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe after the British billionaire said the U.K. has been "colonized" by immigrants.
Who will win next season's Super Bowl? Who is set to be the next MVP? We asked NFL experts to make early calls on how 2026 will play out.
Kevin Durant took a playful jab at Luka Doncic, Nikola Jokic and the rest of the NBA All-Star World team when asked how hard his own U.S. squad of LeBron James and Kawhi Leonard plans to compete in the midseason showcase.
Ex-Steelers linebacker and assistant coach Joey Porter Sr. said in a podcast last week that quarterback Ben Roethlisberger wasn't a good teammate or person.
Kyle Busch, who is winless in 20 Daytona 500 starts and hasn't started in the top five since 2016, earned the pole Wednesday night with a lap at 183.925 mph.
A bus carrying the Iowa Lakes Community College baseball team crashed and rolled into a ditch Wednesday morning, killing one person and injuring the other 32 on board.
Kyle Busch won his first Daytona 500 pole with the fastest driver in qualifying. FOX Sports' Bob Pockrass breaks it down.
Michigan uses second-half surge to avoid upset loss to Northwestern.
Maryland upset Iowa on Wednesday night to snap the Hawkeyes’ six-game win streak.
Mick Cronin is looking forward to grabbing dinner with Tom Izzo when UCLA visits Michigan State next week.
England have picked Kansas City as the World Cup base, sharing the city with Argentina, who also based themselves in the city.
It's time to dust off those ball bags — MLB spring training has commenced.
Fernando Mendoza will lead the Raiders to the playoffs and the Eagles having a Chiefs-like fall are just two of our predictions for 2026.
Real Madrid and UEFA have announced that they have ended their legal dispute over the proposed Super League.
Here's where each NFL team lands in FOX Sports' Nick Wright's Way-Too-Early 2026 Tiers.
North Dakota State is making the leap to the FBS and setting its sights on the College Football Playoff.
Tech
As a former Mint user, I had to find a new budgeting app not too long ago. Intuit, parent company of Mint, shut down the service in March 2024, and prompted users to transition to its other financial app, Credit Karma. However, after testing Credit Karma myself, I found it to be a poor Mint replacem
Blizzard announced today that it is introducing the Warlock as a playable character to Diablo II: Resurrected. It brings the first new class in 25 years to this remaster of the original RPG. It’s part of the Reign of the Warlock DLC, which is available today and will run you $25. It also includes
Meditation isn’t thinking about nothing. New research reinforces that it’s a mind-altering, dynamic state that promotes focus, learning, and well-being.
Obsession over a show about two closeted hockey players has brought new fandom to the sport just ahead of the Olympics. But men's hockey's lack of support for LGBTQ+ players and fans is notable.
Petitions demanding people get the chance to be released from ICE custody have overwhelmed courts throughout the US.
Less than a week after Valve admitted that the current shortage (and growing prices) of RAM were affecting its hardware plans, the Steam Deck is completely sold out. The Steam Deck has gone in and out of stock in the past, but as Kotaku notes, the timing does raise the question whether Valve's RAM i
ExpressVPN is back on sale again, and its two-year plans are up to 81 percent off right now. You can get the Advanced tier for $88 for 28 months. This is marked down from the $392 that this time frame normally costs. On a per-month basis, it works out to roughly $3.14 for the promo period.
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This is going to be one of the shortest articles in my series on how to cancel your subscriptions to the best VPNs. Unlike most providers, Mullvad VPN does not automatically renew an expired subscription unless you tell it to. Thanks to its unique pricing approach, cancelling Mullvad is the default
Anthropic is upgrading Claude's free tier, apparently to capitalize on OpenAI's planned integration of ads into ChatGPT. On Wednesday, Anthropic said free Claude users can now create files, connect to external services, use skills and more.Anthropic added the ability for paid users to create files i
Apple has released the software update 26.3 for its various platforms. This includes the iPhone, iPad, Mac and Apple Watch. In other words, don't be surprised when your iPhone notifies you of a pending update.
Unfortunately, there isn't all that much to talk about here. Consider this a minor update
People have a right to know who their neighbors are, especially when it’s ICE.
Amazon has announced that it will bring its same-day prescription delivery service to 4,500 new cities and towns by the end of 2026. The company originally launched Amazon Pharmacy in 2020 with a two-day delivery option, and has continued to increase the availability and delivery speed of the servic
I used the viral AI helper to order groceries, sort emails, and negotiate deals. Then it decided to scam me.
Jason Momoa will be playing the lead in the forthcoming film adaptation of the Helldivers gaming franchise, according to a report by Variety. The games don't have a story-driven protagonist, so Momoa is likely to play a currently unnamed soldier.
We also have a release date for the Helldivers film.
The financier recommended adding Margaret Thatcher to Tesla’s board, even though she had been dead for five years.
This supercharged Anker pack can keep all your devices topped up.
Threads users have been complaining about its recommendation algorithm pretty much since the beginning of the platform. At some point, this turned into a meme, with users writing posts jokingly addressed to the algorithm in which they requested to see more posts about the topics they're actually int
US Border Patrol intelligence units will gain access to a face recognition tool built on billions of images scraped from the internet.
Want to give your children an easy way to contact you—without giving them a smartphone? Family Setup on WatchOS can help.
From surprisingly good $300 Chromebooks to excellent $650 Windows laptops, these are the best budget laptops we’ve tested.
Entertainment
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Yeah, it's already February. How are those New Year's resolutions going? Well, just in case you've already worn holes in your runners or ... not even started yet ... we…
Sheesh, what a week cheek it's been! Singer and rapper Coi Leray spiced up the social media feeds in high heels ... and an outfit that highlighted her curves and assets?! Say less! Slip into the gallery ... these sexy shots will have you shooketh…
Travis Kelce's mom, Donna Kelce, would do anything for her son ... except sign an NDA ... at least according to a chat we had with the famous matriarch at LAX today. When our cameraperson asked Donna if Travis and his fiancée, Taylor Swift, had…
For Tony Yayo, beef doesn't die, it just gets old ... and that was evident in his plane pillow fight with longstanding nemesis Ja Rule. Yayo and Uncle Murda are sharing their side of the story from their recent dustup with Ja on Delta Airlines ...…
Christine Quinn's "Selling Sunset" chapter could be reopening ... TMZ has learned. Multiple sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... production for the Netflix hit series is gauging Christine's interest in a possible return for Season 10,…
Nicole Curtis is addressing the controversy surrounding HGTV pulling her show "Rehab Addict" from its platforms following the release of leaked footage showing her using a racial slur during filming. Curtis tells TMZ ... "I want to be clear: the…
Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni will be taking their legal beef all the way to trial ... at least that's what Baldoni's lawyer is predicting. Photogs got Bryan Freedman outside a federal courthouse in lower Manhattan following Wednesday's…
Rapper Chanel West Coast has gone country, but she's not leaving her hip-hop roots behind ... she told us her new song "Giddy Up" is a perfect blend of both genres -- and her best track yet! We caught up with the former "Ridiculousness" star last…
James Van Der Beek's friend Stacy Keibler gave his fans an insight into the star's final days ... posting a photo of him watching the sunset from his wheelchair. Keibler -- a former pro wrestler and actress -- shared the photo Wednesday afternoon…
Tributes are pouring in for James Van Der Beek following his death today at 48 -- with celebs making their heartbreak loud and clear. Derek Hough shared an emotional IG post sending prayers to James’ wife and children, while Sarah Michelle Gellar…
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