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Maitland Ward says young actors were treated like property in Hollywood and discusses her remarkable journey from child star to adult film success.
Virginia's gerrymandering fight intensifies as AG Jay Jones prepares to defend the controversial redistricting resolution before the state Supreme Court.
Clive Johnston, a 77-year-old retired pastor, is on trial in Northern Ireland for reciting John 3:16 near a hospital where abortions take place.
A new study found DNA from vegetables and grains on the Shroud of Turin, long connected to Jesus — suggesting the ancient burial cloth may have been contaminated over centuries.
Megan Thee Stallion broke up with Dallas Mavericks star Klay Thompson on social media, accusing him of cheating and poor treatment during the season.
Vanderbilt star Diego Pavia becomes the first Heisman Trophy finalist to go undrafted since 2014 despite a stellar 10-3 season with the Commodores.
Christine Dawood says remains of her husband and son came back in two small boxes nine months after the catastrophic Titan submersible implosion.
The American Culture Quiz is a weekly test of our national traits, trends, history and people. This time, test your knowledge of baseball bests, restaurant revamps and more.
President Trump's D.C. restoration projects win rare Democratic praise as neglected fountains and landmarks come back to life across the capital.
White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting sharpens focus on Trump’s ballroom construction proposal
A shooting outside the White House Correspondents' Dinner renews focus on President Trump's push for a secure White House ballroom with bulletproof materials.
Satire
Costco recalled almost 208,000 heated socks after customers reported first- and second-degree burns. What do you think?
The post Over 200,000 Heated Socks Recalled Due To Burns appeared first on The Onion.
When your soul yearns for inspiration, there is no better place to turn than the Word of God. Be lifted up by these seven amazing quotes from Scripture:
U.S. — A recent survey showed that an overwhelming number of Americans spend their days desperately wishing someone out there would start a new podcast.
U.S. — The nation was left in complete disbelief today upon learning that the so-called Patriot Front might have actually been fake.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a directive lifting the requirement that U.S. service members receive the flu vaccine, citing “medical autonomy.” What do you think?
The post U.S. Military To No Longer Require Flu Shots appeared first on The Onion.
COLUMBIA, MO—Growing increasingly irate that the new customer base had actually made the place profitable, regulars of local dive bar The Drunken Rooster were reportedly upset Friday after the business had become popular enough to be financially solvent. “This place used to be cool and undergrou
WASHINGTON—Lowering their sunglasses for a better look at the massive honkin’ caboose, the entire U.S. populace was reportedly enthralled Friday by an adult man with a huge, juicy ass. “That middle-aged man has an absolute bakery back there,” said Harlan Davis, 33, echoing the sentiments of
Masks, panels, and other red light therapy devices are selling better than ever. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding red light therapy. MYTH: Only light with a wavelength of 630–670 nm has proven clinical efficacy. FACT: It’s okay to sneak a few 671 nm wavelengths on cheat days. M
WASHINGTON—Smiling vacantly while the FBI director rattled off classified information over thumping EDM music, local bottle girl Tanya Page reportedly nodded along early Friday morning as Kash Patel screamed state secrets in her ear. “Yeah so we’re actually invading Pakistan soon! Nobody is su
VATICAN CITY—In a wild and sacred competition attended by a screaming, raucous crowd of Catholic religious leaders at Saint Peter’s Basilica, hot young priests were soaked in holy water Friday during the Vatican’s annual Wet Vestment Contest. “All these hunky, muscular clergymen, who are jus
A newly passed law will prohibit the sale of tobacco products to U.K. residents who are under 18 and anyone born in the future, raising the minimum age of purchase by one year every year going forward. What do you think?
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Sports
A number of Europe's top players could be on the move this summer. We pick nine of them and outline their best fit and what's most likely to happen.
AC Milan winger Rafael Leão is subject to attention from Manchester United. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Can the Avs sweep? Who takes command in the other series? Here are previews for all the games, a best bet, and recaps from Saturday.
We're grading the most impactful trades of the 2026 NFL draft.
What were the best selections in each round? Which teams filled their needs? What were the top in-draft trades, and what was the most surprising pick?
Pittsburgh captain Sidney Crosby opened the scoring with his first goal of the playoffs and set up defenseman Kris Letang's critical third-period goal with a nifty soccer-style kick, as the Penguins beat the Philadelphia Flyers 4-2 on Saturday in Game 4.
Jermod McCoy says his knee feels good, adding it's up to the Raiders on whether he undergoes another surgery after missing all of 2025 with a torn ACL.
Karl-Anthony Towns recorded his first playoff triple-double to help the Knicks even the series with the Hawks with a 114-98 win in Game 4.
The Broncos made Buffalo LB Red Murdock "Mr. Irrelevant" as the last pick of this year's NFL draft.
We're through 100 picks of the NFL draft. Mel Kiper Jr. sorts through the steals and reaches of Day 2, including some big-value selections.
The NBA playoffs are here. Check out the odds for each first-round series.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Here's what you need to know about South Africa's national team ahead of the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Roki Sasaki earned his second major league victory as the Los Angeles Dodgers rallied to beat the Cubs 12-4.
Bryce Harper had four RBIs, including a tiebreaking single in the 10th inning, and the Philadelphia Phillies snapped their 10-game losing streak with an 8-5 win over the Atlanta Braves.
Here are the results from Week 5 of the 2026 UFL season.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules and results for all eight teams.
Here's one thing to know about some of the notable selections from Day 3 of the 2026 NFL Draft.
Where are the top undrafted free agents going? Here are their destinations.
Red Murdock is the 2026 NFL Draft's "Mr Irrelevant," selected at No. 257 overall by the Denver Broncos.
Tech
Looking to better protect your Kindle or add a little personality to your favorite e-reader? From cases and covers to page-turners and even charms, this is the guide for you.
These bird feeders come with cameras and connected apps to let you see and learn about the birds in your neighborhood.
Permanent eave lights that attach to the exterior of your home are becoming more popular. But are they worth the effort and cost?
Part of the new PS 2026 collection, it's taken the Swedish company 26 years to finally nail inflatable furniture.
Ductless AC systems get smart tech features—and the growing pains that come with them.
Here’s how to pick the best mattress for your sleep needs, straight from a professional mattress tester.
The 31-year-old engineer and self-described indie game developer is suspected of firing shots at the annual event attended by President Donald Trump, high-profile media figures, and US government officials.
BYD may be known for its affordable all-electric cars, but that doesn't mean it won't dabble in the occasional hypercar under one of its subsidiary brands. Through its Denza subbrand, BYD unveiled the Denza Z, a hypercar that can push out more than 1,000 horsepower with an all-electric motor, at the
Two months following the deadly shooting in Tumbler Ridge, British Columbia, OpenAI's Sam Altman has formally apologized for not informing police of the alarming ChatGPT conversations seen with the suspect's account. Before the incident, OpenAI banned the account belonging to the alleged shooter, Je
Now that Artemis II is all wrapped up, NASA has begun its post-game performance analyses of all the systems that worked together to get four astronauts safely to the moon and back earlier this month. In addition to taking humans farther than ever before, Artemis II served as a crucial test flight fo
Need something new for your reading list? Here are two titles we think are worth checking out. This week, we read Monsters in the Archives: My Year of Fear with Stephen King and the first issue of the Image Comics miniseries, Corpse Knight.
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Tesla completely ended its free lifetime Supercharging offer way back in 2018, but it has given customers the perk for certain promotions since then. It brought back free Supercharging for Model S and X a couple of times in 2019, for instance. The automaker’s latest offer is for new purchases for
Engadget’s hottest review roundup truly has it all this week: a new pocket cam, a 2-in-1 smart grill, a pair of drones and a pricey skinny vac. And that’s before we even get to the highly capable gaming display that will only set you back $350. Read on to catch up on the reviews you might’ve m
Distractions? What distractions? Here are our recommendations for apps that help you stay focused on the task at hand.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. If you're looking for something new to play this weekend, we've got a bunch of options for you. We've also got some interesting upcoming games to tell you about as well.In a press release announcing that Playdate Season 3 is c
Plus: Spy firms tap into a global telecom weakness to track targets, 500,000 UK health records go up for sale on Alibaba, Apple patches a revealing notification bug, and more.
The new game from the creators of Returnal goes all-in on the PlayStation’s haptics and 3D audio. Maybe it will catch on with other game developers.
XChat, the standalone app for accessing X's messaging feature, is available to download now for iOS. X first suggested it would be stripping direct messaging from X in 2025, but at least for now, XChat is available in the original X app, the web and this new app.Based on its launch video, the new XC
The governor of Maine, Janet Mills, has vetoed a bill that halts the construction of large data centers in the state until the fall of 2027. While the bill passed both houses of the Maine's legislature on April 14, and Mills has suggested she'd support a temporary moratorium, the governor wanted a b
Have you ever noticed how Walgreens and CVS locations often end up across the street from each other? Well, Call of Duty and Battlefield have a similar thing going on. A mere eight days after the upcoming Call of Duty movie got an official premiere date, lo and behold: There's news from The Hollywoo
Entertainment
Jordana Brewster is turning 46 ... and she's looking as fast and furiously hot as ever! In honor of the actress' big day, we decided to celebrate her the best way we know how ... with her sexiest snaps! And with a body like a lethal weapon ... how…
Lainey Wilson's looks over the years are show-stopping! Here is a 26-year-old version of the country singer baring her pearly whites at the 56th Annual ASCAP Country Music Awards back in 2018 (left). And 8 years later, Lainey looked lively and…
Don't confuse Ronda Rousey's show of respect with weakness ... 'cause the MMA legend says she's hellbent on beating Gina Carano's ass next month, despite appreciating all the fighter-turned-actor has done for the sport! "Once they close the door,…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. It's easy to feel stressed these days ... and sometimes it feels like a massage is the only thing that'll actually make you feel better. Booking a masseuse can be a bit…
Stagecoach kicked off this weekend with deejay Diplo droppin' beats, so what better time to flash you shots of him droppin' trout and turnin' up the heat?! 🤪 No one does it like Diplo! He's back in the desert for his fourth round of "HonkyTonk"…
President Trump has addressed the media to discuss details about the shooting at the White House Correspondents' Dinner Saturday evening. He said the suspect was a "very sick" person armed with multiple weapons who was taken down by "brave" Secret…
The biggest players in politics gathered for the White House Correspondents' Dinner Saturday night ... proving they're just as stylish as any Hollywood awards show. Karoline Leavitt wore a sparkling black dress to the event ... giving a wave while…
10:30 PM ET -- Trump released images and video of the suspect, who he called a "sick" person who was armed with "multiple" weapons. The video, seen below, shows the man sprinting while shooting towards the location of the White House…
Fans are jumping out of their seats to moonwalk alongside Michael Jackson during the new biopic -- but it's causing mixed feelings online. People are going viral for bringing the energy to theaters ... with dancers busting a move on opening…
Sydney Sweeney got high at Stagecoach ... and, we mean that literally -- because Scooter Braun lifted her into the air on his shoulders. Video is circulating online of the TV and movie star hopping on her man's broad shoulders for a lift during the…
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