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Victor Wembanyama says the Spurs will force Game 6, but New York is on the brink of its first NBA title in 53 years with a decisive 3-1 Finals lead.
Pat McAfee slams Rocco's bar in Omaha after a bad experience during the College World Series jello shot challenge, sparking viral online drama.
Kenneth Walker, Super Bowl LX MVP, missed the Seattle Seahawks' ring ceremony after signing a three-year, $45 million deal with the Kansas City Chiefs.
Lt. Gen. Keith Kellogg compares Trump's kinetic strikes against Iran to Nixon's Linebacker II campaign that forced North Vietnam back to peace talks.
NBA Celebrity Row has unwritten rules for A-listers, and even stars like Ethan Hawke have faced consequences for breaking them at Knicks playoff games.
Tyler Mane, known for X-Men and Halloween, reveals breast cancer diagnosis and begins chemo, raising awareness about the overlooked disease in men.
Flesh-eating screwworms confirmed in South Texas as USDA deploys strike team and sterile flies while ranchers brace for possible agricultural disaster.
Eight college-aged activists face federal charges for allegedly conspiring to threaten University of Michigan leaders over refusal to divest from Israel.
Kate Middleton wore Princess Diana's pearl bracelet at Trooping the Colour while Princess Charlotte matched with a similar piece in a touching tribute.
"Boy Meets World" star Danielle Fishel shared her fitness secret at the Tribeca Festival for "Doc Meets World," saying she exclusively sticks to this routine.
Satire
As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints in the Bible that Jesus was truly the one called Christ.
LONDON — Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following the attempted beheading of an Irishman by a Sudanese migrant, leading UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer to ask the Irish not to bicker and argue over who beheaded whom.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As racial tensions continued to rise in the wake of the verdict handed down in the Austin Metcalf murder trial, a somber former President Barack Obama said if he had a son who stabbed someone in the heart with a knife, he would look just like Karmelo Anthony.
AUGUSTA, ME — The citizens of Maine have cast their votes to officially update the state flag to include a swastika.
A McDonald’s employee in California suffered severe burns across his face and body after a coworker tossed hot oil on him, the reason for the attack remaining unknown. What do you think?
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Unsubscribing from spam texts is well known, but did you know you can also unsubscribe from your wife? All you have to do is text back "UNSUBSCRIBE" and she's legally required to stop.
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local mom Rachel Thompson reportedly enjoyed a brief half-hour break this week in between finishing all the laundry and having to do more laundry.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Following last week's primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general election between an avowed communist and an avowed communist.
Doug Valdez, 91, passed away early Friday morning in an attempt to beat the weekend rush into heaven.
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Staggering out into the blinding light of day, Euphoria showrunner Sam Levinson reportedly emerged from a 7-year drug binge Wednesday horrified to learn what he had created. “Wait, I did what?” said a shaky, bleary-eyed Levinson as he looked through his phone in an attempt
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What are you doing here? This is not for piddling swine like you. Be gone! Back to your frumpy duplex you go! Reference #295432
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SAN FRANCISCO—Expanding their offerings of erectile health products, male-focused wellness brand Hims announced a new line of folders Wednesday for holding in front of embarrassing boners. “These safe, discreet folders are specially formulated to ensure you are the only one who knows that you ar
MINNEAPOLIS—Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco g
Despite advances in technology, training, and performance optimization, some achievements in sports have stood the test of time. The following athletic records remain unbroken.
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MIAMI—In an official filing with the U.S. Department of Labor, Amazon employees alleged Monday that they had been exposed to inhumane working conditions while staffing the human chessboard that executive chairman Jeff Bezos maintains on the grounds of his Florida compound. “We’re not allowed
MCKINNEY, TX — Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree murder, expressed regret that he didn't convert to Islam and stab someone in the UK instead.
On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of prophecy, tongues, and more. But which gifts are the coolest?
Actor Idris Elba dismissed longstanding rumors that he would be the next James Bond, calling the speculation “unrealistic” and claiming that many global audiences would never accept a Black male in the iconic role. What do you think?
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U.S. — The nation was thrown into a state of shock on Tuesday afternoon, as a jury in Texas ruled that you can't just stab someone in the heart for no reason at all.
Sports
Cavaliers guard James Harden was arrested early Saturday morning in Houston and has been charged with a misdemeanor unlawful carrying of a weapon.
The NFL draft is a long way off, but Matt Miller and Jordan Reid ranked the five best prospects at every position. How do the top QBs, OTs, CBs and more stack up?
Police in Peru took a novel approach to clamping down on drug trafficking on Wednesday as they conducted a raid in Lima disguised as the 2026 World Cup mascots.
MMA star Alex Pereira tipped the scales at 251 pounds on Saturday, just over 24 hours before he meets Ciryl Gane for the heavyweight title at UFC Freedom 250 at the White House on Sunday night.
USMNT striker Folarin Balogun, who could have played for England or Nigeria, said his two goals in Friday's 4-1 World Cup victory over Paraguay made for a "dreamy night."
United States legend Clint Dempsey had some choice words for former national team assistant Jesse Marsch, who suggested Thursday that some American players needed encouragement to sing the anthem ahead of games.
One day after Boston's Aroldis Chapman repeated his belief that he's owed an apology from the Yankees for the way the team treated him at the end of the 2022 season, New York manager Aaron Boone said Friday that he doesn't see a need.
United States winger Christian Pulisic was substituted at halftime of his team's World Cup opener against Paraguay on Friday, with the Americans leading 3-0 at the break.
Jacob Misiorowski struck out a career-high 15 and pitched a complete-game one-hitter to lead the Brewers to a 6-0 win over the Phillies on Friday night.
Mintze was asked about his "two-week sabbatical from his real job." Mintze's response? "Allegedly."
The USA delivered a historic show for its loyal fans in the opening match of the 2026 World Cup.
The USA dominated its World Cup opener vs. Paraguay. The key? "Have fun," which the team sure did.
Which countries will make it to the quarterfinals? Check out the latests odds.
USA's Folarin Balogun has dramatically surged up the oddsboard. Check out the latest odds to win the Golden Boot award at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Which nations are most likely to make the final four? See the latest odds to reach the 2026 FIFA World Cup semifinals.
The world's biggest playmakers are set to shine at the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Check out who is favored to notch the most assists.
Which squads are favored to make it to the Round of 16 in the expanded field? See the latest odds.
Spain and France lead the oddsboard, but several contenders remain in the hunt. Check out the latest odds to reach the World Cup final.
Here are the latest odds to win the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Chris "The Bear" Fallica delivers his daily best bets for the World Cup. Here's what he's backing on Day 4.
Tech
The point-and-click adventure game based on the horror anthology series arrives in August.
The magnetic fields emitted by your headphones will need to be used a safe distance away from your CIDs.
You can use your AirPods as a remote control for your iPhone's camera. Here's how.
Parker Solar Probe makes another flyby of the sun, solar energy bags a win, and more science stories
This week's science news.
Have you ever looked at a USB connector or port and wondered why it was that color?
KPMG published a paper about the benefits of AI last year. An investigation found that it was full of AI hallucinations.
A roundup of recent reviews published by Engadget.
The rest of Dyson’s promised 2026 vacuum lineup is here, from the new Dyson V16 Piston Animal to an updated version of the favored Dyson V8 Cyclone.
As World Cup action kicks off, we look at the physics of the beautiful game.
Plus, the next game from the Mouthwashing devs and trying to survive as a sentient guitar.
Plus: AI bug hunting fuels Microsoft’s biggest-ever Patch Tuesday, ShinyHunters ransomware gang exploits an Oracle zero-day, and more.
Whether you want to buy cheaper electricity, store solar energy, or guard against outages, EcoFlow’s home battery might be just what you need.
RJ Scaringe, the CEO of Rivian Automotive, joined us for a wide-ranging interview about how his company’s new electric SUV fits into the current EV industry, and what comes next.
The ruling holds that a company that designs, trains, operates, and manages an AI system must assume legal liability for any damages caused by the responses it generates.
A coalition of state attorneys general is asking OpenAI for documents about its activities.
An AI agent system proposed by researchers in Spain promises to prevent energy theft and damage to EV chargers, as well as the critical energy infrastructure that powers them.
Anthropic has suspended all access to its new AI models Fable 5 and Mythos 5 to comply with a government order citing national security concerns.
“The government believes it has become aware of a method of bypassing, or ‘jailbreaking’ Fable 5,” the company said in a blog post.
“I’m not sure that this company supports a hackathon culture anymore,” one employee posted in a forum open to the entire staff.
Executives and employees alike are struggling with Meta’s chaotic AI strategy, according to sources and internal discussions reviewed by WIRED.
Entertainment
James Harden was arrested early Saturday morning and charged with the unlawful carrying of weapons ... TMZ has learned. The arrest went down in Texas ... and according to authorities, he was caught with a handgun in his vehicle. It was allegedly in…
Tyra Banks ain't just serving looks ... she just filed a defamation lawsuit against Netflix following her participation in their "Reality Check: Inside America's Next Top Model" docuseries. The legal docs, filed Saturday and obtained by TMZ, allege…
Austin Metcalf's dad ripped into pretty much everyone on his recent podcast appearance ... this time he's taking aim at the school superintendent, calling him a "bald-headed piece of s***." Jeff Metcalf went after the Frisco Superintendent on Sarah…
Barbara Palvin put her growing baby bump on display to watch the USA-Paraguay FIFA World Cup match with hubby Dylan Sprouse! Check it out -- the model wore a full-length black skirt paired with a high-neck jacket to Friday's game ... but she gave…
Kyle Cooke feels betrayed by West Wilson and Amanda Batula ... but that doesn't mean he needs to take himself out of the dating game! The "Summer House" star was spotted at an Uber event in New York City Friday night with a…
President Trump has taken out another bad actor in the world, blowing up the leader of the vicious transnational crime syndicate, Tren de Aragua. On Friday, Trump posted a video to Truth Social, which he says shows the exact moment Hector…
Ashlee Jenae's fiancé is turning his pain into purpose ... Joe McCann tells us he's begun the process of setting up a foundation in Ashlee's honor. According to Joe, the foundation will be a 501c3 nonprofit dedicated to preventing self-harm and…
Splish splash, these famous gals are rockin' all hues of blue just in time for summer, and you already know they're showin' off their curves ... Sexy stars like Emily Sears and Demi Lovato brought some serious blue vibes to the 'gram, while Charly…
Taylor Swift and President Trump steal the show at MSG, the Karmelo Anthony verdict sparks protests over alleged racism ... while Tracy Morgan gets an "F" with teachers and Millie Bobby Brown's got her hands full. So, we gotta ask ...
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Father's Day is almost here, which means dads across America are preparing for their favorite summer activities … flipping burgers on the grill and uninterrupted…
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