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William Shatner called out a Facebook page for using AI to spread fake stories about him having brain cancer and dying. He urged fans to be skeptical of "bizarre" claims about him.
A New York prosecutor used a legal loophole to coordinate an ICE arrest of a suspected child rapist, bypassing the state's sanctuary and no-bail policies.
Democrat Rep. Seth Magaziner was caught sneaking into a "Real Housewives of Rhode Island" watch party amid the government shutdown before Easter travel.
Montana AG tells Gallatin County its refusal to recognize ICE as a criminal justice agency is legally wrong, warning 'Montana is not California.'
President Donald Trump's firing of Attorney General Pam Bondi sets up another Senate confirmation battle, with Sen. Thom Tillis , R-N.C., drawing a firm line on Jan. 6.
New federal charges filed against the illegal immigrant accused of fatally shooting 18-year-old Loyola University Chicago student Sheridan Gorman.
Vanessa Trump broke her silence on social media to show support for Tiger Woods following his DUI arrest in Florida and rollover car crash.
New York City public schools are rolling out SmartPass, a digital hall pass system that tracks student movement, sparking privacy concerns.
Texas Democratic nominee Bobby Pulido faces scrutiny over touring with Frankie Caballero, who was convicted of indecent contact with an 8-year-old girl.
An 86-year-old Holocaust survivor says NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani failed to follow through on a promised housing meeting as costs soar.
Satire
BURBANK, CA—In an effort to determine whether they needed to cease production immediately or if the film’s title simply sounded familiar, Marvel Studios reportedly called an emergency meeting Friday after concerns were raised that they had already made one called Avengers: Doomsday. “All ri
DENVER—Growing increasingly frantic as the mobs of exuberant preteens flooded from their bunks into the state of Colorado beyond, local Christian camp director Alan Mullins reportedly panicked Friday after noticing his conversion therapy device had been set to reverse. “Dear Lord, they’re just
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Zara Larsson, the pop star known for “Lush Life” and “Stateside,” is currently on her 2026 Midnight Sun Tour. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist. Birth Name: Zara Larsson feat. David Guetta Birthplace: Town Where Everybody Happy All The Time, Sweden Parents: Lisa
Food conglomerate Nestlé said that about 12 tons of KitKats, or 413,793 candy bars, were stolen after leaving its production site in Italy, with the company stating that “the vehicle and its load are still nowhere to be found.” What do you think?
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It's been all the buzz in the media this week, but only The Babylon Bee has the actual details about the features of President Trump's new White House ballroom.
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL — Russell Patrick has been doing the same job for NASA for over 50 years, though he's gotten little recognition despite the essential service he provides.
ROANOKE, VA — In a historic first that is shaking up the entire podcasting universe, one podcaster went on another podcaster's podcast.
President Donald Trump signed an executive order aiming to create federal lists of citizens which the U.S. Postal Service would use to ensure mail ballots are sent to only those people, with the effort to exert control over American elections sure to be quickly challenged in court. What do you think
LOS ANGELES—Admitting that the team’s ballooning salary expenditures had rapidly gotten away from him, panicked Los Angeles Dodgers owner Mark Walter told reporters Thursday that he had absolutely no idea how he was going to come up with the funds needed to cover this year’s $414 million payro
WASHINGTON—In an effort to clamp down on what it claimed was fraudulent use of federal food benefits, the U.S. Department of Agriculture announced Thursday that applicants to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program would now need to demonstrate that they spend at least 80 hours per month in
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Thursday that after careful evaluation, he had determined that Attorney General Pam Bondi was "not quite hot enough" to be this incompetent at her job.
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL — NASA issued a statement on Thursday confirming that Elon Musk had launched an emergency rescue plumber into space late Wednesday night to repair the broken toilet on the Artemis II spacecraft.
ATLANTA—Forced to call off the approximately $4 billion journey around the moon due to unforeseen delays experienced by its four-member crew, NASA confirmed Thursday that the Artemis II mission failed Thursday after astronauts missed their connecting flight in Atlanta. “We thought we had enough
JERUSALEM — Witnesses revealed that total idiot Judas Iscariot dipped his bread in the bowl with Jesus mere seconds after the Lord announced that the one who dipped his bread in the bowl would betray Him.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Supreme Court issued an official statement on Thursday begging the state of Colorado to please just be normal for once.
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is now in theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film. Q: Does Mario say his famous catchphrase? A: Yes, many times throughout the movie Mario exclaims, “Any dinosaur who likes Mama’s Bolognese sauce is okay by me!” Q: What is the film a
Sports
Since 2000, only eight safeties have been drafted in the top 10. Downs could challenge conventional wisdom.
As the NHL season nears its end, here are the keepers, sleepers and bouncebacks to know for next season.
From LSU's struggles to Landon Hairston's impressive year, checking in on college baseball's top storylines midway through the year.
As UNC looks for its next coach, the Final Four has taken on a Carolina blue backdrop.
Can Wemby's late push unseat SGA? Tim Bontemps polls 100 NBA insiders for the latest MVP snapshot. Plus, a look at the race for top rookie.
While the Cubs were making history in Cleveland 10 years ago, one unique accomplishment flew well under the radar.
Three years after helming FAU's Cinderella run to the national semifinals, May returns with Michigan.
We run through every team's keys to advancing to the championship game -- and their potential fatal flaws.
With baseball now underway, how much has changed since our preseason rankings?
L.A. is all about October. So what happens over the next six months? We separate fact from fiction.
The Braves set 2026's high mark for runs scored, wind causes problems for the Royals and Twins, a rookie catcher has a big day and more from Thursday's MLB action.
There are some "Loonie" ways to bet on things happening at Rogers Centre in Toronto. Check 'em out.
FOX Sports' Michael Cohen offers up four takeaways from Day 2 of the 2026 College Basketball Crown.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Coming out of a brutal March window, who is most likely to make the USA's World Cup roster?
Let's dive into the World Cup field by placing all the teams into distinct tiers and who to keep an eye on.
Here is Iraq's World Cup group stage opponents, which stadiums they will play at, and the times for the games.
Here is Türkiye's World Cup group stage opponents, which stadiums they will play at, and the times for the games.
Here is Sweden's World Cup group stage opponents, which stadiums they will play at, and the times for the games.
Here is Czechia's World Cup group stage opponents, which stadiums they will play at, and the times for the games.
Tech
Watching Love Story brought back a surreal evening in 1994.
For a 50-year-old company, Apple remains pretty hip and nimble. This week, Devindra and Senior Reporter Igor Bonifacic dive into Apple's big birthday, the state of the company today and what the next 50 years could bring. It remains one of the few PC companies that’s still firmly committed to the
Protect your new Samsung phone with the help of these cases and screen protectors.
The famous fan fiction website Archive of Our Own or AO3 has finally exited open beta, 17 years after it launched way back in 2009. AO3 is a nonprofit created by the by the Organization for Transformative Works. In an announcement, the team reminisced about its early days and how volunteers had to m
We break down the current iPad lineup to help you figure out which of Apple’s tablets is best for you.
NASA’s Artemis II successfully launched on April 1, with its crew on a 10-day mission to circle the Moon. It’s the first crewed Artemis flight and a major step toward humanity returning to our little neighbor in the future. Since launch, the vehicle has separated from its launch system and been
The General Services Administration is hiring “approximately 400 positions,” according to an internal email viewed by WIRED. Last year the agency lost thousands of workers as part of DOGE’s rampage.
Nutrition tracking? Gear tracking? Garmin’s latest software updates aim to add value to the company’s line of premium sports watches.
A great gamepad instantly levels up your play. These are our top picks for Switch, Xbox, PlayStation, and PC.
The Integrity, the name of the Orion capsule carrying Artemis II astronauts on a trip around the moon, has left Earth’s orbit. NASA has announced that it has successfully completed a key burn of Orion’s main engine. That six-minute firing of the engine provided approximately 6,000 pounds of thru
The new crop of portable jump starters means you'll never be stuck waiting on a tow. Here are the devices we'd trust.
Amid the latest economic downturn, sugar babies are asking their daddies for stock market advice and taking on vanilla jobs to recession-proof their incomes.
Samsung leans into its artistic side with its newest TVs.
The Quizlet flashcards, which WIRED found through basic Google searches, seem to include sensitive information about gate security at Customs and Border Protection locations.
Ahead of its premiere, Dave Filoni has revealed that the Star Wars animated series Maul: Shadow Lord will return for a second season. The Lucasfilm co-president revealed that season 2 is already in the works, telling Esquire that "at the end of the day, people like that character."
Filoni didn't r
For April Fools' Day, the developer of Look Outside released an update that added a new option to your interactions with NPCs: kissing. Instead of just fighting or talking to enemies and surviving neighbors in the cursed apartment building, you could give 'em a smooch. Their dialogue and sprites wer
Sony Interactive Entertainment, owner of the PlayStation brand, has acquired Cinemersive Labs, a UK startup developing tools to convert 2D photos and videos into 3D volumes. The startup team will join Sony's Visual Computing Group, a research engineering team focused on graphical technology, includi
Everyone's four favorite anthropomorphic turtles are returning to the world of video games. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Empire City will be released on April 30 for the Meta Quest, Steam VR and Pico. It is made by VR game company Cortopia Studios and will retail for $25. Empire City is a first-pe
In a surprise release, OpenAI has made ChatGPT's Voice mode available through Apple CarPlay. If you're running the latest version of both iOS and the ChatGPT app, and own a CarPlay-compatible vehicle, you can check out the experience. To get started, download all the necessary software, connect your
The US Commodity Futures Trading Commission is suing Illinois, Arizona and Connecticut for attempting to outlaw or regulate prediction markets like Kalshi and Polymarket. The CFTC believes it has sole jurisdiction to regulate these platforms, and that states attempting to classify them as illegal ga
Entertainment
Eugene Mirman's grateful he hasn't bit into his last burger here on Earth ... thanking the heroic individuals who pulled him from a fiery car wreck earlier this week. The "Bob's Burgers" voice actor took to social media to acknowledge all the kind…
Melissa Gilbert is defending husband Timothy Busfield ... telling "Good Morning America" that navigating his child sex abuse charges has been "hell." In a preview for her upcoming interview, the morning show -- her first since her husband's been…
Iran is flaunting a U.S. fighter jet it claims to have shot down ... and the U.S. military is reportedly launching a rescue mission for the crew. Iranian media and a source "familiar with the incident" are saying responders are searching for the…
Misua -- a popular drag queen connected to "Drag Race Philippines" -- has died ... the show announced Thursday. The star -- government name Jason Elvie Go Ty -- passed away in her sleep, according to the "Drag Race Philippines" remembrance post on…
“Looksmaxxing” streamer Clavicular is proving people will do just about anything for attention online ... even put their own lives at risk -- after letting a man choke him out during a live stream. The scary incident went down Thursday night as…
Kendra Duggar has plenty on her plate after she and her husband Joseph were arrested in March ... but during one phone call while the latter was still in jail, Kendra made sure of one thing ... that her man still loves her. TMZ obtained…
U.S. Rep. Seth Magaziner takes the prize for most unique Congressional recess plans ... partying with a bunch of 'Real Housewives,' despite the fact Congress has done nothing to end the shutdown and get federal workers paid. We got pics of the…
Artemis II mission specialist Christina Koch has a new name to add to her resume -- "space plumber" -- now that she successfully fixed the toilet issue on the NASA rocket en route to the moon. Koch gave viewers the rundown after the Orion…
Vanessa Trump poured her heart out for Tiger Woods as he deals with his latest legal trouble -- going to social media to let the world know she still loves the golf legend. VT shared the sweet message on her Instagram Story minutes ago ...…
President Trump might be eyeing a fresh round of firings in his administration after he gave the ax to Attorney General Pam Bondi, according to reports. The Atlantic and Politico published articles Thursday night outlining Trump's next cabinet…
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