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Former DEA official says Trump administration's drug cartel crackdown is unprecedented, warning America must go offensive against dangerous cartels.
An Oregon winery owner with Iranian roots hopes for freedom in his homeland, where wine is banned. The founder of Maysara Winery and his daughter share thoughts on Iran's future.
At least two dead after private plane crashes near Gulf Shores, Alabama, airport Saturday night. Multiple agencies launch rescue effort in the area.
Former SJSU volleyball player alleges she unknowingly shared living space and bed with a male, as she lived with a transgender teammate.
Lily Collins cast as Audrey Hepburn in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" biopic. Fans divided over the choice, but Hepburn's son approves the casting decision.
LA Marathon organizers announced that runners will be able to receive their medal at he 18-mile marker if they choose, instead of the finish line.
Alex Vargo, chief of staff for Rep. Addison McDowell, R-N.C., recounts a life-threatening car accident he faced as a teen to Fox News Digital and argues that adversity is the story of America.
Alysa Liu defends Eileen Gu's decision to compete for China at Olympics, calling criticism hypocritical. Both Bay Area athletes faced unfair comparisons.
Experts weigh in on valerian root being called "nature's Valium" for anxiety, stress and sleep issues, warning that the comparison may be misleading for users.
America needs to rebuild conditions that form boys into men through mentorship, restored standards and noble masculinity to address this growing crisis.
Satire
Kristi Noem was fired from her post as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security and will be replaced by Senator Markwayne Mullin (R-OK), the embattled Noem’s exit following intense public backlash to her handling of Trump’s immigration crackdown and mishandling of department funds. What
WASHINGTON—Characterizing her new role in the middle of an Iowa corn field as a better fit for her skill set, the White House announced Friday that former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem had been reassigned as a scarecrow at the USDA. “While she clearly struggled in her prior position, w
WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay their son’s cell phone bill if he dies at war. “You may be grieving at first, but, believe m
The post Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead appeared first on The Onion.
Longtime Justice Department employee Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Washington, D.C., was arrested and charged in a child pornography case and is facing federal criminal charges in Maryland. What do you think?
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Voting in local elections is key to democracy. The Onion shares tips for researching candidates on the ballot in your community. First, learn the name of the town or city you live in, and ideally the state as well. Decide exactly how important it is to you that your vote is informed. Ensure your p
NEW YORK—Jeopardizing the fate of what could be a landmark federal antitrust trial, U.S. prosecutors were reportedly unable to attend the Live Nation trial Friday after scalpers bought every ticket. “Ah, shit, I promised my daughter I was going to prosecute Live Nation for her birthday,” said
LONDON—Faced with continuing public outrage over the former prince’s ties to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, the British royal family on Friday quietly removed Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s popular line of salad dressings from stores. “For decades, British consumers have associated Andre
WASHINGTON—Having abandoned his pledge not to let construction interfere with the plane’s existing structure or aerodynamic design, President Donald Trump defended on Thursday his decision to add a “magnificent” neoclassical ballroom to Air Force One. Trump, who appeared dismissive of photos
Statistically speaking, not every wedding is going to be magical.
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Sports
The Huskies were the shakiest 1-seed, and their loss at Marquette helped the Gators make the swap.
Inter Miami co-owner Jorge Mas revealed that captain Lionel Messi is paid between $70 million and $80 million a year, including the player's ownership shares.
Georgia Tech is dismissing coach Damon Stoudamire, sources told ESPN.
Tarik Skubal says he is considering pitching again for the United States at the World Baseball Classic, a potential change in plans for the Tigers' ace.
UFC legends Jon Jones and Conor McGregor were both left off the promotion's planned White House card, with Dana White saying Jones was "never ever" in his mind for a fight.
Defending champion Japan rallied from 1-0 down to beat Australia 4-3 in the World Baseball Classic on Sunday behind a two-run homer from Masataka Yoshida with two outs in the seventh inning.
The Packers have agreed to bring back Sean Rhyan on a three-year, $33 million deal, his agents told ESPN.
Jon Rahm won the LIV Golf Hong Kong event for his first individual title since 2024.
Has Division I's only undefeated team done enough to secure its spot?
UConn coach Danny Hurley was ejected in the final second as Marquette hung on for a 68-62 victory that prevented the fourth-ranked Huskies from winning a share of the Big East regular-season title and hurt their hopes for a 1-seed in the NCAA tournament.
Wrexham's Hollywood fairy tale almost penned its most incredible chapter yet on Saturday as the Championship side pushed Premier League giants Chelsea to the absolute limit in a pulsating FA Cup fifth-round tie.
Liverpool have secured the long term future of Ryan Gravenberch, with the Dutch international midfielder putting pen to paper on a new contract at Anfield.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Notable news, notes and buzz with MLB spring training ramping up ahead of the World Baseball Classic and Opening Day.
Here are four takeaways from Team USA's WBC win against Great Britain on Saturday.
What's happened and what's in store at the World Baseball Classic on Saturday, March 8.
Has Tarik Skubal thrown his last pitch for Team USA at the 2026 World Baseball Classic?
Ozzie Albies hit a historic walk-off home run in the Netherlands' World Baseball Classic win over Nicaragua.
Tracking Lionel Messi's goals and top moments for Inter Miami and the upcoming FIFA World Cup.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
Tech
OpenAI's robotics hardware lead is out. Caitlin Kalinowski, who oversaw hardware within the robotics division of OpenAI, posted on X that she was resigning from her role, while criticizing the company's haste in partnering with the Department of Defense without investigating proper guardrails. OpenA
Boosting internet speeds around your home is easy with Ethernet cables, and these tips will help you keep things neat.
Laptop batteries lag in performance as they age. But you can slow down their deterioration by tweaking your Mac’s charging settings.
Say goodbye to disposable headphones with Fender’s customizable and replaceable parts.
From mattresses to sateen sheets, these exclusive deals on my personal picks can help you upgrade your sleep for less.
Bialetti’s timeless design doesn’t just look good. It makes an incredible cup that’s perfect to keep you awake through the time change.
I’ve never been a morning person. This bedside gadget is the only thing that’s ever changed that.
A recent study suggests that left-handed people have an advantage in competitive contexts, while righties tend to cooperate better.
A new generation of home machines has made good old drip coffee a place for connoisseurs. For more than a year, the Four is the source of my morning cup.
Here comes another disappointment for ChatGPT users. As first reported by Sources' Alex Heath, OpenAI is yet again delaying its "adult mode" for ChatGPT. A company spokesperson told Heath that "we're pushing out the launch of adult mode so we can focus on work that is a higher priority for more user
When NASA crashed a spacecraft into the asteroid moonlet Dimorphos in 2022, it altered both Dimorphos' orbit around its parent asteroid, Didymos, and the two objects' orbit around the sun, according to new research. NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) said in a press release that this "marks the
Following in the footsteps of Australia, Indonesia will be the latest country to limit social media usage for children under 16. Meutya Hafid, Indonesia's communication and digital affairs minister, announced that a new government regulation will require "high-risk" platforms to delete any accounts
Roblox has launched a feature powered by AI that can rephrase inappropriate language in real time. The online game has been using AI filters to block out any language that goes against its policy for a while now, but it has been replacing censored chats with a series of hash signs (####). Roblox adm
It’s a busy time for the reviews team and Engadget, and with Apple announcing new devices this week, we aren’t letting up any time soon. New products from Samsung, Dell, Google and ASUS headline the roundup this time, and we’ve got a few unique items to discuss as well. Read on to catch up on
There is so much to love about Dell's new XPS 14, it's hard for me to discuss it without sounding like a total fanboy. Its new design makes it incredibly thin and light. And Intel's Panther Lake chips give it a ton of power, even when it comes to games. After reviving the XPS brand from last year's
You need to sort out that rat’s nest of cables under your desk. These cable management tips and products can help you do it.
Want to digitally control your favorite instruments? These tools will help.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. We've got a lot of new and upcoming games to highlight this week, and those are on top of all of our coverage of the Nintendo Indie World stream the other day. Nintendo packed a lot of news into that 18-minute stream, includin
As part of a Year in Review blog detailing changes Valve made to Steam in 2025, the company shared a minor update on its hardware plans that doesn't sound good for anyone hoping to buy a Steam Machine, Steam Controller or Steam Frame in 2026. Specifically, the company is now opening up the possibili
Netflix's library of streamable party games is expanding today with a custom version of Overcooked! All You Can Eat. Netflix launched its cloud gaming program with games like Lego Party and Tetris Time Warp, but Overcooked feels a bit unique because it features a roster of Netflix-affiliated charact
Entertainment
Brody Jenner is about to be a dad of two! The reality star announced Saturday that he and wife Tia Blanco are expecting their second child and they broke the news with a seriously sweet beach moment. In a photo shared to Instagram, Tia shows off…
Justin Bieber was clearly not in the mood for a photo op Friday night. The singer was photographed leaving Sushi Park in West Hollywood with wife Hailey Bieber after a late-night dinner ... but things got tense the second they hit the garage to…
The 1990s were packed with heartthrobs -- but one guy in particular had teens everywhere swooning ... can you guess who it is? Need a clue? Just rewind to a couple of the era’s most iconic teen flicks ... ''I Know What You Did Last Summer" -- we…
"Saturday Night Live" went straight for the jugular, opening with a brutal send-up of President Donald Trump's decision to boot Kristi Noem from her post as Homeland Security secretary. Colin Jost played Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth in a mock…
Mary Cosby's late son, Robert Cosby Jr., is being remembered as a fiercely devoted son, a man of deep faith and his mom's closest confidante. An online obituary for the 23-year-old pulls back the curtain on the tight-knit dynamic between "The Real…
Ryan Gosling had a bit of a distraction sitting front row during his monologue as host of 'SNL' this week ... heart throb, and next week's host, Harry Styles! Harry says he is only there to prepare for the show next week, but Ryan can't seem to get…
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds did not have Justin Baldoni on their minds while attending a soccer game in Great Britain on Saturday -- because they were too busy sucking face! The famous couple was snapped packing on the PDA during a fifth-round…
You may've lost an hour of sleep, but these lovely ladies in bed will have you movin' n' groovin' in no time ... Stars like Kylie Jenner and Claudia Tihan are springing forward with their curves up and at 'em! Before you hit the streets, check out…
A legendary Magic City dancer tells TMZ Sports it's clear Luke Kornet's never visited the strip club ... 'cause if he did, he wouldn't have criticized the Atlanta Hawks' promotion honoring the place. We spoke with Gigi Maguire -- one of Magic…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. International Women's Day isn't the time to be subtle. It's for celebrating strength, resilience, and all the iconic women who've been breaking barriers for decades.…
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