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• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
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Thailand's new cannabis penalties include up to 10 years in prison, and a cannabis attorney warns travelers that even a mistake is no excuse abroad. A travel expert weighs in as well.
Jordan Clarkson was escorted out by NYPD after a Travis Scott bottle fight erupted at a Manhattan club during a post-Knicks championship party.
Ferran Torres wore a "Make Spain Great Again" hat during Spain's World Cup victory parade, nodding to Trump who presented the trophy after the final.
Sean Duffy taunts left-wing critics after record-shattering public transit numbers moved millions of FIFA World Cup fans across U.S. host cities.
Retired Air Force Lt. Col. Dave Flippo discusses his campaign for Nevada's second district, Trump support, and the ongoing military engagement in Iran.
Hunter Biden told NPR he never wanted his father to seek re-election, saying the presidency makes it hard for anyone to be there for their own family.
Chilean cosplayer Fabibi World Cosplay met WWE's Stephanie Vaquer at Fanatics Fest wearing a handmade tribute costume that went viral on social media.
DHS accused The New York Times of false reporting about FBI no longer investigating confrontations with ICE officers, sparking a public clash.
Former President Barack Obama accused Vice President JD Vance of pushing a "blood and soil" vision of America despite being married to the daughter of an immigrant.
Leandro Paredes appeared to grab Spain's Eric García by the throat as brawls erupted after Spain's extra-time World Cup Final victory over Argentina, which FIFA will investigate.
Satire
MIAMI, FL — A prominent lesbian couple was arrested Saturday on charges of sex trafficking, the latest in a long line of arrests and controversial charges brought against the pair.
SPRING HILL, TN — Local dad Dave Tibbets, whose wife and children were visiting relatives out of state, reportedly arrived at church at 6:00 AM on Sunday, a full 3.5 hours before the 9:30 AM service was scheduled to begin.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's election woes are finally at an end, as President Donald Trump announced an exciting new plan to put all voting booths inside Olive Garden restaurants.
THE COUNTERTOP — The devastating Cyclospora parasite outbreak that lives on fresh produce tragically struck several beloved members of the VeggieTales cast this week.
WASHINGTON—Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images, the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday from a strange dream in which it had been watching soccer. “I wasn’t just willingly viewing it, I actually cared who won, and I was tuning in right here in
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — WNBA star Caitlin Clark put up an historic triple-double last night, suffering 10 fractures, 11 concussions, and over a dozen teeth knocked out.
The post Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual appeared first on The Onion.
MIAMI—Confined to a federal detention center in Florida and facing extradition to the U.K. on multiple charges of human trafficking and rape, social media influencer Andrew Tate was reportedly heard to exclaim, “No bars can hold me!” this weekend as he entered his ninth consecutive hour of try
U.S. — After 19 days of added time, Pride Month finally came to a close.
Olive Garden announced the return of the Never-Ending Pasta Pass, giving pass holders 13 weeks of unlimited pasta for $100. What do you think?
The post Never-Ending Pasta Pass Returns To Olive Garden appeared first on The Onion.
BEIJING — Fresh off once again winning the election in China with a remarkable 100% of the vote, President Xi Jinping assured Americans that he would never do anything to rig an election.
PITTSBURGH—Attempting to soften the blow with a promise to go out for ice cream later, local parents Dylan and Olivia Barnes reportedly sat their children down Monday for a difficult discussion about moving to the ad tier. “I know change is hard, but Mommy and Daddy had a long and serious talk,
Amid concerns over a $1.8 billion fund to compensate Jan. 6 rioters and his handling of the Epstein files, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche faces an uphill confirmation battle for the permanent job. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the Trump nominee. Current Position: The most
ITHACA, NY—Concluding that Americans were being forced to endure huge stretches of the year without any obvious social pretext for serving warm bread, a new study published Monday by researchers at Cornell University found there simply aren’t enough occasions where you get to eat rolls. “Our d
WASHINGTON—Vehemently defending his controversial closed-eye moments, President Donald Trump insisted Monday that his frequent naps were necessary to protect U.S. interests in Dreamland. “It may be hard to tell from where you’re sitting, but trust me, I’m not taking it easy in Dreamland,”
LOS ANGELES—Bursting through the stall door with a baseball bat hoisted over his head, director Christopher Nolan reportedly confronted moviegoer Luke Dias on Friday for using the bathroom during The Odyssey. “You just couldn’t hold it, could you?” the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kick
Sports
It's unlikely Messi will play in a World Cup final again, and although he disappointed against Spain, it will be forgotten due to his dazzling career.
So that's it! The 2026 World Cup is over and Spain have been crowned champions. Here's how they won it, how Argentina lost it, and everything in between.
In a race that featured just five cautions, Joey Logano, 36, held off Denny Hamlin for his first NASCAR Cup Series victory of the season Sunday night in the first points event at North Carolina's North Wilkesboro Speedway in 30 years.
Ryan Fox birdied No. 18 to beat Cameron Young by one shot. Check out the highlights from the final round of the Open Championship.
Everything that happened this weekend at Spa-Francorchamps served as an encapsulation of the entire season.
There was something in the air as Spain prepared for the World Cup final. No, not the smoke of Canadian wildfires, but a certain inevitability.
The 2026 World Cup is over, with Spain crowned champions. So let's start handing out some awards starting with the best and the most disappointing players of the tournament.
Fantasy football rankings for the upcoming season, for PPR leagues, as well as IDP and dynasty setups.
Eric Moody breaks down why Wilson is still a strong fantasy draft pick despite questions surrounding the Jets.
Southeastern Conference Commissioner Greg Sankey said Monday that leaders of the powerhouse league — some of them frustrated over the changes upending their industry — are having “real" conversations about breaking away from the rest of college sports, though that is not the preferred solution
Jurgen Klopp has confirmed he is closing in on becoming Germany's next head coach after agreeing a 'genereous' exit arrangement with Red Bull group.
Spain didn't just win the 2026 FIFA World Cup; it did it in historic fashion.
Spain captain Rodri has opened up on his emotional journey from a devastating knee injury to lifting the 2026 World Cup trophy in North America.
Missouri football coach Eli Drinkwitz revealed Monday that running back Ahmad Hardy, who suffered a gunshot wound to his leg in May, has been medically cleared to prepare for the upcoming season and used the occasion to offer a comment about gun violence in America.
Not because of celebrities or VAR or even the players. This World Cup, quite simply, was special because of you.
Alex Palou outlasted a frustrated Josef Newgarden, while David Malukas recovered from injury for a strong finish. Here are takeaways from Nashville.
The 2026 MLB trade deadline is Monday, Aug. 3, at 6 p.m. ET. Here are the rumors, news and trades leading up to that day.
FOX Sports analyst Alexi Lalas picked his World Cup Best XI after Spain beat Argentina to win the 2026 title.
A day after rain washed out the Borchetta Bourbon Music City Grand Prix, drivers brought the heat to the Nashville oval on Monday.
Tech
Amazon's Adaptive Display accessibility feature for Fire TVs is officially rolling out today
It's a step toward making alternative energy accessible on a smaller, renter-friendly scale.
Samsung's credit card gives you up to five percent back when you buy its products.
Directly added to your Samsung Wallet account, it’s yet another cash-back credit card, this time tailored for Samsung stans.
The agency stressed that the July 17 voluntary recall from Taylor Farms still stands. The supplier has been linked to the ongoing cyclospora outbreak.
The latest estimates reveal that the majority of greenhouse gas emissions from large-scale events such as the FIFA World Cup stem from spectators traveling to host cities.
A recent study suggests that not getting enough sleep increases the risk of weight gain, and thus of conditions like heart disease and type 2 diabetes.
Netflix has teamed up with a company called SignUp Media to offer ASL interpretations on a bunch of kids shows and movies.
Do you need to be in your car to set up your digital car key?
Adobe's Project Indigo app will have new features like removing distractions and offering immediate photo feedback.
A judge has paused the Paramount / Warner Bros. deal to review a multi-state lawsuit.
Apple devices tend to be pretty durable, and the average lifespan of a new iPhone seems to be fairly consistent.
After too many weird teasers, Avengers: Doomsday finally has a real trailer.
Here's how to watch Samsung's 2026 Galaxy Unpacked event
From monsters to kittens to strategy games, these sets will liven things up on nights when everyone is tired of screens.
From countertop kits to a bathroom bucket full of straw and beyond, I spent a year testing popular mushroom-growing methods. Here’s what fruited—and what just grew mold.
Several Chinese businesses associated with the ebike brand Aipas settled a lawsuit with Amazon and the safety certification company UL in July.
A new toolkit for attorneys in Massachusetts targets the technologies police use—and conceal—to build criminal cases, from facial recognition to AI-written police reports.
Four-minute miles are almost routine. Middle schoolers are beating college runners. Inside the youth track boom that’s turning kids and teens into speed machines.
A first-of-its-kind analysis found more than one in eight apps built for US service members carried foreign code—some from firms in nations the Pentagon designates as adversaries.
Entertainment
D4vd's asking if he can ditch his handcuffs for his preliminary hearing in Celeste Rivas' murder case. According to NBC 4 Los Angeles, the singer filed a motion requesting his cuffs and other restraints be removed for the prelim, which is set to…
A Chicago Cubs fan's smack heard 'round the internet isn't leading to a police investigation ... at least not yet. Chicago Police tell TMZ ... they're aware of the viral video showing an older Cubs fan slapping a younger spectator on the back of…
Brian Trascher helped search for Nolan Wells by air before the 18-year-old's body was found along Horn Island's shoreline ... and he believes dangerous water conditions may explain how Nolan ended up surprisingly close to where he was last seen…
Monday never felt better 'cuz we got the "Queen of Latin Pop" in floral swimwear ... making every day brighter than ever ... can you guess who she is?!? Billboard ranks her as one of the greatest Latin music artists of all time. One of her top…
'90 Day Fiancé' stars Armando Niedermeier-Rubio and Kenny Niedermeier finally have some good medical news to share ... their daughter's out of the hospital after a brain bleed put her in the ICU. The reality stars announced on social media that…
"Love Island USA" star Kenny Rodriguez is finally addressing the racist text message controversy that erupted after his breakup with fellow star JaNa Craig. The Season 6 star spoke about the split during a recent interview on "The Journey Podcast"…
Former NFL linebacker Thomas Davis's ex-wife cut a deal in her assault case ... avoiding a criminal trial over an alleged attack on a woman she believed had hooked up with the athlete. Kelly Davis entered a pretrial diversion program Monday and…
Here's Anne Hathaway getting super emotional on "The View" ... but it's not the pregnancy hormones that have her in her feelings ... it's Whoopi Goldberg! Whoopi raved about Anne during Monday's episode, singing her praises to the point that the…
A Chicago Cubs fan is going viral after he smacked a younger spectator upside the head for not standing during the national anthem ... but not everyone thinks this is patriotic. Check out the video ... an older gentleman in a Cubs uniform barks at…
Blac Chyna claims her ex-boyfriend, Twin Hector, has been calling her nonstop ... she says he sounds possessive and refuses to accept their relationship is over despite their ongoing legal battle ... and now she says she's "extremely frightened."…
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