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Abdul El-Sayed acknowledged his sister-in-law's involvement in a federal terrorist watchlist lawsuit, days before former President Barack Obama campaigns with him.
JD Vance defended Trump administration policies on gas prices, Iran's nuclear program, and H-1B visas while blasting Abdul El-Sayed at a CBS town hall.
Arch Manning's late strip-sack fumble sealed Florida's 27-24 upset win over Texas as Steve Sarkisian says he will evaluate "everything," including a potential quarterback change.
Protesters at official No Kings events openly urged voters to "vote blue" and elect Democrats, directly contradicting organizers' nonpartisan rules.
Alabama turned the ball over four times and managed just 201 total yards as Tennessee's defense dominated in a Southeastern Conference rivalry clash.
Tommy Carr replaced Bryce Underwood and scored his first career touchdown as Michigan stunned Penn State in a Big Ten rivalry clash at the Big House.
Minnesota Democratic Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan's grandfather spent decades in psychiatric custody and was suspected in multiple killings, records show.
Bend-La Pine Schools praised educators who risked their lives during the Silver Rail Elementary School shooting that killed three students and a teacher.
Tofu earned the top spot among 20 protein sources in a new BPI Score analysis, beating out beef, salmon, eggs and other animal-based options.
Gabby Williams scored 26 points and hit six clutch free throws as the Golden State Valkyries erased a late deficit to beat the Atlanta Dream in Game 1.
Satire
SAN CLEMENTE, CA — With uncontained wildfires blazing outside Orange County, an updated tally shows that God has pulled back even with Governor Gavin Newsom in the race to destroy California.
In an effort to lower gas prices ahead of the midterm elections, President Trump agreed to temporarily lift sanctions on Russian diesel exports. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the energy deal struck with Russian President Vladimir Putin. Q: What brought the deal about? A: Trump r
TOPEKA, KS — Vexed by the high price of gasoline, local man Aaron Barnett decided to cast his vote for America to start castrating kids again.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Press Secretary Katie Zacharia dressed up in an adorable lawyer costume for a Halloween party this weekend.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump faced heavy criticism on Friday for replacing White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia with Jessica Rabbit.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Katie Zacharia was reportedly fired from her role as White House Press Secretary despite lying about her qualifications and being awful at her job.
JUPITER ISLAND, FL — Professional golfer and driving enthusiast Tiger Woods was reportedly unimpressed with the new Tesla Roadster, saying he's flipped dozens of vehicles all by himself.
HADDONFIELD, NJ — Look out, trick-or-treaters! For Halloween this year, the Jenkins family decorated their house as a data center. Spooky!
LOS ANGELES, CA — Hours after being swept out of the playoffs by the Milwaukee Brewers, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced that the organization had purchased the Milwaukee Brewers.
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LOS ANGELES—Stating that it was about time they got serious about their future as a couple, actress Sydney Sweeney reportedly told record executive Scooter Braun Friday that she was open to converting to the B-list for him. “I really want this relationship to work, and if that means skipping the
WASHINGTON—Calling off the event that some had labeled “controversial,” President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was canceling the planned livestream execution of Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA). “I still believe it would have been a strong deterrent for the world to witness how America deals
NIKUMARORO, KIRIBATI—Claiming to have finally solved the longstanding mystery surrounding the missing aviator’s ultimate fate, a team of Purdue University researchers announced Friday they had found new evidence suggesting Amelia Earhart was accepted into crab society and lived the rest of her l
LONDON—Thanking HBO for the opportunity to provoke all over again, Girls creator Lena Dunham announced Friday that the series was coming back for five more controversies. “So much has changed in the world since the show ended nine years ago, and I’m excited to see what negative press we can dr
ANN ARBOR, MI — As the heated race for the open U.S. Senate seat in Michigan entered its final weeks, Democratic candidate Abdul Al-Sayed issued a fatwa against any journalists who ask questions about his support for terrorism.
ST. LOUIS—Drawing skeptical gazes from onlookers for their peculiar approach to resolving conflicts, a weird family at a local bistro reportedly settled a series of disputes calmly and respectfully Friday. “It’s crazy—they spoke one at a time, listened to what everyone else was saying, apolo
COLUMBUS, OH—As they ran freely between tables and emitted a powerful odor of sweat, grass, and damp polyester, a youth soccer team was stinking up an entire Red Robin following a morning tournament, restaurant patrons confirmed Saturday. “They’re climbing over the backs of the seats, throwin
Department of Homeland Security agents raided the home of Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), prompting accusations of political retribution by the Trump administration ahead of the midterm elections. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Interrupting a heated discussion about national cybersecurity vulnerabilities with a series of high-pitched squeals, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly spent Thursday’s Cabinet meeting somersaulting across the conference room in excited pursuit of his
Sports
Daniel Dubois stopped Fabio Wardley in Round 2 to retain his WBO heavyweight title.
Auburn, led by QB Byrum Brown's dominant running game, upset No. 1 Georgia after taking advantage of a key fumble by Gunner Stockton with 58 seconds left.
Ohio State survived what appeared to be the go-ahead score when Nick Marsh's left foot was ruled to be out of bounds as the Buckeyes beat Indiana 19-15 on Saturday.
Carter Verhaeghe and Sam Bennett each scored three goals, and the surging Florida Panthers rolled past the Seattle Kraken 8-3 on Saturday night at Amerant Bank Arena, becoming the first team in NHL history with natural hat tricks in three straight games.
Lionel Messi scored two scintillating second-half solo goals to take his MLS-leading tally to 25 as Inter Miami brushed aside hosts Atlanta United 3-1 on Saturday.
Ohio State's Julian Sayin will miss "several weeks" with an injury to his throwing shoulder, coach Ryan Day said Saturday after his team escaped with a 19-15 victory at No. 5 Indiana, a game in which Luke Fahey finished up as the Buckeyes' quarterback.
The Knicks are waiving Bruce Brown and keeping James Wiseman on the roster as the team heads into its regular-season opener, sources told ESPN.
After the upset, Sumrall was in a celebratory mood, donning a cowboy hat fit for a Texan while striding through the hallways of Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium.
The Eagles have placed Jalen Hurts on injured reserve after consultations with numerous doctors and experts, sources told ESPN and NFL Network.
After last year’s viral taunt, Indiana WR Charlie Becker sought out Ryan Day to apologize following the Hoosiers’ loss to Ohio State.
Ohio State survived a tough Indiana defense, a wild crowd and Julian Sayin's injury to notch a win it desperately needed for its College Football Playoff case.
Alex McPherson kicked a game-winning 34-yard field goal as time expired and Auburn, led by quarterback Byrum Brown’s dominant running game, upset No. 1 Georgia 27-24 on Saturday.
Jon Sumrall had fun at Texas' expense after his Florida Gators defeated the Longhorns.
Michigan head coach Kyle Whittingham benched sophomore Bryce Underwood in favor of true freshman Tommy Carr in the third quarter of Saturday’s Big Ten matchup against Penn State.
FOX Sports' RJ Young offers up four takeaways from Ohio State's thrilling victory over Indiana.
No. 4 Ohio State snapped No. 5 Indiana's 22-game winning streak and 19-game home winning streak.
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The Chicago Bears are reportedly expected to activate quarterback Caleb Williams for their Week 6 game against the Atlanta Falcons.
Check out the odds and what you need to know about the fourth annual NBA Cup.
Tech
Swapping SIM cards isn't something you'll do all the time, but when it does come up, you should do it carefully.
Your Nintendo Switch 2 is made to project its display to a TV. If it's not working, there are some things you should check.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman wants a humanoid that can operate in a world designed for people, though the CEO says a robot 'brain' is a much bigger challenge.
Samsung's latest software update commitment for its tablets is great, but older devices can't take advantage of it.
Everyone getting online at the same time can slam the network, but working around these slowdowns is possible with a few tricks.
Smart home products most often harness Wi-Fi to function. But what can you do if you lose internet frequently?
What your PC is doing in the background doesn't need to be a mystery. Learn about what's happening and how to spot when something looks wrong.
Older PlayStations may be past their prime, but there are several ways you can make use of these consoles.
Here are some of the other, older vehicles that use fans for downforce like the Tesla Roadster does.
At least there's still Assassin's Creed Jade to look forward to.
Canada’s planned surveillance law is the latest grim step in a series of threats to encryption that are spreading around the world.
Shorter days don’t have to spell trouble for your houseplants. These are the lights we’ve used and loved in our own homes.
We tested some of the most popular automatic dry- and wet-food pet feeders to see which ones are worth the money.
These smart glasses do just about everything Meta glasses can, but they're not tied to a social media platform.
Claiming an inheritance of Bitcoin or other cryptocurrency can be like hunting for buried treasure. It doesn’t have to be.
Though plastic is usually inert, tiny pieces of it have the potential to react with one of the most pervasive molecules in the environment and in our bodies.
The DNA inside our cells isn’t just a series of instructions, but something far more dynamic. Like scientists, AI models don't yet have the data to properly decode it.
The metric might not mean much to laypeople, but leap seconds have been a source of contention in the timekeeping community for years. Now, they’re dead.
The short-lived White House press secretary was listed as an adviser to a Kristi Noem–linked company that aims to use AI for mining. Both the company and she say she never worked there.
Despite Illinois’ sanctuary laws, local police in and around Chicago helped ICE investigative agents track activists engaged in First Amendment–protected activities.
Entertainment
Alex Volkanovski and Islam Makhachev are planning to link up again, but this time it'll be far from the UFC Octagon... 'cause the featherweight champ says Cooking With Volk is getting a special guest! Volkanovski chopped it up with Babcock from his…
President Donald Trump is busting his butt on the campaign trail for John Husted ... while he apparently still can't get the Senate hopeful's own rear end out of his mind. The prez appeared in Highland Heights, Kentucky, as part of the Republican…
A mother in Oregon's reaction to learning the news about the Silver Rail Elementary School shooting was caught by a Ring camera ... and it captured the genuine fear she clearly felt. The new video -- obtained by CNN -- shows Gretchen Miller running…
James Wehr's car -- the one that crashed, killing both him and a woman named Lexi Kramer -- caught fire suddenly while in storage ... according to cops. The Irvine Police Department revealed Saturday ... the front of the car "spontaneously ignited…
Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts will be out for an unspecified amount of time ... because he's dealing with a blood clot. The team put Hurts on the injured reserve list Saturday ... sources revealed to ESPN and NFL Network. Philadelphia…
Cordarrelle Patterson -- the four-time Pro Bowl running back and kick return specialist -- has been arrested ... TMZ has learned. The former NFL standout was booked into a Tennessee jail early Saturday morning on a domestic assault charge. He was…
Val Chmerkovskiy -- a fan-favorite professional dancer on "Dancing with the Stars" -- has been suspended from the show for one week ... after he made a joke implying he almost slapped a female judge, like Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the…
Dakota Johnson and Machine Gun Kelly dating rumors are as hot as the couple themselves ... and they added fuel to the fire this week after they left a music studio together. The actress and the rapper were spotted in Los Angeles earlier this week…
Carrot Top has broken his silence after his shocking suicide attempt ... and he's even confirmed he'll soon take the stage in Las Vegas again. The comedian posted to Instagram on Saturday ... telling fans he's “truly overwhelmed by the outpouring…
A couple of New York-based radio stars jumped on their hit show to blast an interesting target ... the very people signing their paychecks. Here's the deal ... The Kid Mero and Kazeem "Kaz" Famuyide -- who co-host the "Mornings with Mero" radio…
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