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Chicago residents call for reparations from local to federal government, with some advocating cash payments and others pushing for tax breaks and housing assistance.
King Charles visited the United States in April, and made history as the second monarch to speak during a joint session in Congress.
Education watchdog warns May Day student walkouts may signal a broader effort to expand activism in schools ahead of future protests and the 2028 election.
Sen. John Fetterman criticized far-left May Day protests, warning of a small communist takeover and calling recent activism an "orgy of socialism."
Charles Lieber, a convicted former Harvard scientist, has rebuilt his brain-computer interface lab in Shenzhen, China, according to Reuters.
Trump threatens to pull U.S. troops from NATO allies Germany, Italy and Spain after they resisted supporting operations tied to the Iran conflict.
The Miami Marlins have invited a couple of NFL signal callers to throw out ceremonial first pitches, and the results have been catastrophic both times.
Socialist Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson awkwardly exits TV interview after being asked about surveillance cameras amid rising gun violence in the city.
Test your knowledge of entertainment with this quiz on celebrities, trends and headline-making moments. Featured this week: guess the star-studded families and who wore what.
Minneapolis May Day rally organized for immigrant rights drew communist and socialist groups demanding revolution, rent caps and wealth redistribution.
Satire
TEHRAN — Peace in the Middle East hit another major roadblock this week after Iranian officials issued a serious threat that they have a hidden strategic reserve of even more serious threats.
SAN FRANCISCO — The homeless of California have achieved a final and decisive victory in Governor Gavin Newsom's fight against homelessness.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It's the custom of every president to build a presidential library, but President Donald Trump has announced he is going to buck that convention.
MURCIA, SPAIN—Sending shock waves through the tennis world, world No. 2 Carlos Alcaraz officially withdrew from the French Open on Monday over a career-threatening haircut. “After careful consideration, we have decided that the most prudent decision is not to participate in Rome or Roland-Garros
As Spirit Airlines prepares to permanently close its doors, it's time to take a look at some alternative means of travel.
LAKEWOOD, CO — In a solemn family meeting, local father Chandler Cooke gathered his wife and children into the living room to unveil the family's detailed, non-negotiable Lord of the Rings summer viewing schedule.
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There's a lot of talk out there about ending racial discrimination, but I implore everyone to reconsider. If we stop discriminating against people based on the color of their skin, the racists will have won.
BOULDER, CO—Assuring himself that the rationale for the ritualized surgery would be revealed in due course, cult member Jason Fitzpatrick told reporters Friday that he assumed the reason everyone’s penises were cut off would eventually come up in conversation. “The last thing I want to do as a
COLUMBUS, OH — The world's leading theologians admitted this week that they have been collectively struggling to find a good explanation for why a loving God could allow Ohio.
U.S. — Now that the TSA is fully funded thanks to the end of the partial government shutdown, sources confirmed that air travel was already back to being awful for its usual reasons.
A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance to them, with both the government and donors funding the project. What do you think?
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The 2026 Met Gala will take place Monday, May 4. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the annual star-studded event. 1 in 3 Invitees aware the Met is a museum 5th Floor where the real Anna Wintour is safely stored while her decoy attends the gala $25 Target gift card awarded to […]
HUNT VALLEY, MD—Hailing the product as a life-changing alternative for those in need of controlled withdrawal solutions, officials at packaged food giant McCormick & Co. introduced a first-of-its-kind smooth and hearty transdermal gravy patch Tuesday. “At McCormick, we know well the frustrat
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The Justice Department indicted former FBI director James Comey a second time for posting a photo of seashells arranged in the shape of “86 47,” which Trump and his allies insisted was a threat to get rid of the 47th president. What do you think?
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Sports
From former MVPs such as A'ja Wilson to expansion cornerstones, these are the best players ahead of the 2026 season.
Be prepared for your drafts with this printable cheat sheet, featuring position tiers, rankings and more.
Flyers defenseman Cam York hurled his stick into the crowd after his game-winning goal against the Penguins.
Round 2 is set to begin. Here are keys to the series, along with recaps of Friday's thrillers and updated stats.
Will Arch Manning go No. 1? What about Jeremiah Smith? Let's make some way-too-early predictions.
Which draft picks are set up to win Offensive and Defensive Rookie of the Year? Let's stack the top names to watch on each side of the ball.
Who is rising in every major league farm system a month into the season? Kiley McDaniel digs in.
The team with MLB's second-highest payroll has the worst record in the majors. Here's how New York got here.
The basics and insider intel you need to sound smart while betting the most exciting two minutes in sports.
Markets pose a threat to the horse racing industry, which depends heavily on gambling tax revenue.
The NBA playoffs are here. Check out the odds for each first-round series.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Here are the results from Week 6 of the 2026 UFL season.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules and results for all eight teams.
Claim the latest Hard Rock Bet promo code and Double Your Winnings on Your First 10 Bets. Offer available to new users in select U.S. states.
Minnesota Golden Gophers QB Drake Lindsey was arrested for alleged underage possession of alcohol and carrying fake identification.
Compare the best Washington DC sportsbooks and betting apps for 2026. Learn how to sign up, claim DC sportsbook promos, and legally bet on sports in the District.
Alexi Lalas reacted to AC Milan coach's Max Allegri's comments about Christian Pulisic.
Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver DK Metcalf will not face charges after an incident with a Detroit Lions fan last December
Deshaun Watson may be the frontrunner now, but Shedeur Sanders should be the starting quarterback for the Browns in Week 1.
Tech
The company has purchased Assured Robot Intelligence, whose staff is joining Meta's Superintelligence Labs.
Tovala is a meal kit that comes with a smart oven, or a smart oven that comes with a meal kit. New family meals make it much more useful. But lord, the sodium.
The FCC banned the sale of new consumer-grade Wi-Fi routers and mobile hot spots manufactured outside the US. Here’s what it means for you.
Plus, more Ball x Pit is never a bad thing.
When going abroad, the right plugs are essential to keep your gadgets charged. These are my favorite travel adapters and chargers.
Plus: The NSA tests Anthropic’s Mythos Preview to find vulnerabilities, a Finnish teen is charged over the Scattered Spider hacking spree, and more.
If you're an iPhone user, the Apple AirPods Max 2 are still the best over-ear headphones you can buy.
The owl-shaped Ottocast Cabin Care adapter turns your vehicle's CarPlay screen into a back seat camera.
Shopping for a bike that fits your body and suits your needs typically involves a lot of trial and error. Here’s our advice on how to make the process—and your ride—as painless as possible.
Getting an assessment and suggestions from a pro puts you in the right position and gets you as comfortable as can be. If you ride a lot, it's worth the investment.
Whether they’re into feeders, field guides, or games, these tried-and-tested picks are sure to land perfectly.
From smart rings and everlasting flowers to weighted vests and LED masks, there's a gift for every kind of mom.
Will that stop them from taking over?
The compact desktop Mac now starts at $799 and comes with 512GB of storage.
Just don't expect it to work with many iOS or Android apps yet.
They're available today from LG's website.
The system will track potential side effects of various birth control methods.
They join Google, OpenAI and xAI.
And why it's not exactly a PC gamepad.
Entertainment
Megan Thee Stallion was spotted in New York closing out her recently cut-short run in "Moulin Rouge! The Musical," where she had been one of the production’s standout guest stars. Photos of Meg show the artist leaving the theater around 1:30 AM,…
Dannielynn Birkhead is kicking off Kentucky Derby weekend in full style mode ... rocking a fresh new look, with a hidden ode to her late mother, Anna Nicole Smith. Dannielynn stepped out Friday night with her dad, Larry Birkhead, for the Barnstable…
Post Malone is hitting pause before hitting the road … announcing he’s canceling the first few weeks of his upcoming tour with Jelly Roll so he can focus on finishing new music. The singer broke the news on Instagram, explaining that after…
D4vd will head to court this month for his preliminary hearing in Celeste Rivas' murder case. The singer -- whose legal name is David Anthony Burke -- has been charged with killing the teenager. But you may be wondering when everything went down…
Shots were fired outside Chris Brown's L.A. home Friday afternoon, TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... police were called to Chris' house in Tarzana around 4 PM yesterday after a report of a possible shooting outside the property.…
Kevin Hart weighed in Friday night on Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson’s recent brush with the law, characterizing him as a “piece of s***.” As if that wasn’t shocking enough, the comedian also told a paparazzi at Miami’s Carbone Beach Club that…
Clavicular is already back out enjoying the nightlife in Miami after his scary overdose that led to him being hospitalized. TMZ caught up with the streamer Friday night as he was heading out of the CC Rooftop at the Moxy hotel and arriving at his…
Spirit Airlines is shutting things down in a major way ... announcing late Friday night it’s winding down operations and canceling all flights, "effective immediately." The airline shared the news in a statement, saying the decision comes with…
Italian racing star Alex Zanardi, who later became a Paralympic gold medalist after surviving devastating injuries, has died at 59. His family confirmed the news Saturday morning, revealing he passed away Friday night and saying in a statement,…
Nancy Mace's email to a judge name-dropping the president was revealed in the congresswoman's court battle with her ex ... TMZ has learned. In new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, there's a copy of an email it appears Nancy sent to the judge presiding…
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