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FDA approves first brain stimulation device for home depression treatment. Flow Neuroscience's FL-100 headset uses electrical stimulation for adults, available in 2026.
House Speaker Mike Johnson told the British Parliament he came to London to “calm the waters" as tensions rise between the United States and European allies.
Los Angeles Police respond to an alleged stabbing, and an officer was assaulted following the Martin Luther King Jr. parade as multiple fights broke out.
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt says President Donald Trump accomplished more in one year than many presidents did in eight, citing immigration and economic victories.
A new study reveals Tyrannosaurus rex took 40 years to reach full size, not 30, as previously thought. Researchers analyzed bone tissue from fossils to determine their results.
Minnesota Governor Tim Walz under federal scrutiny for alleged fraud in 14 high-risk Medicaid programs as Congress investigates overbilling and identity theft schemes statewide.
An anti-ICE agitator who stormed a Minnesota church on Sunday has also been accused of harassing churchgoers in Washington, D.C., for several months.
Utah judge urged to crack down on defense delay tactics in Tyler Robinson case as legal analysts call motions "frivolous" in assassination charges.
U.S. President Donald Trump issued Truth Social posts on Tuesday as he continued to press for for the United States to acquire Greenland.
President Donald Trump's low approval ratings one year in don't signal failure, but delivery on campaign promises, creating unsettling stability without consensus in divided America.
Satire
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Antifa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.
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Federal prosecutors secured indictments against 26 individuals they accused of rigging college basketball games, with the defendants facing charges that include bribery in sports, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, wire fraud, and aiding and abetting. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Panting excitedly as he trotted from room to room displaying his prized possession, a giddy President Donald Trump was reportedly seen Friday strutting all around the White House with a Nobel Peace Prize in his mouth. “Aw, you can tell the president really loves that thing—he even h
So-called “pink cocaine,” a hazardous polydrug that can contain ketamine, ecstasy, meth, and sometimes fentanyl, is increasingly being found in U.S. nightclubs among users unaware of its dangerous contents. What do you think?
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SAN FRANCISCO—In a jarring departure from his usual brash, confrontational on-court behavior, Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green reportedly returned from halftime of Thursday night’s game against the Knicks eerily calm, sporting a large scar on his forehead. “Angry noise gone from Dr
Dear Drunk Guy Who Needs To Get Something Off His Chest, I’m a single mom with a 2-year-old son, and the people in the apartment above us play loud music that wakes him from his naps. They turn it down when I ask, but the volume always goes back up a few minutes later. The […]
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MONROE, MI—Citing its ongoing mission to provide customers with the pinnacle of comfort and relaxation, upholstered furniture mainstay La-Z-Boy announced Friday that its latest line of Jasper Rocking Recliners would feature fully adjustable morphine drips. “There’s no better way to relax than
The bride and groom tied the knot this year, 2025, but you wouldn’t know it considering she walked down the aisle to a fucking Lumineers song.
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Sports
Liverpool and Real Madrid are keeping tabs on Tottenham's Micky van de Ven. Transfer Talk has the latest.
The winter transfer window is open, so what are our reporters hearing about deals that could be done?
Quarterback Carson Beck shouldered the blame after a late miscommunication resulted in an interception and the end of Miami's magical season.
Robert Saleh is set to become the next coach of the Titans, with sources telling ESPN's Adam Schefter on Monday night that the sides are finalizing a deal.
Jimmy Butler had to be helped from the Warriors' win against the Heat after landing awkwardly.
The Miami Dolphins hired Green Bay Packers defensive coordinator Jeff Hafley as their next head coach, the club announced on Monday night.
Kansas men's basketball coach Bill Self was hospitalized Monday out of caution and did not travel with the team to Colorado, the school announced.
The Knicks have gone from NBA Cup champions to not even being able to rule out the play-in tournament thanks to a January freefall that saw them lose for the ninth time in 11 games with their 114-97 defeat to the Mavericks.
Jonathan Toews returned to Chicago on Monday night with his hometown Jets, but it was clear that his first NHL city still counts him as one of its own.
Indiana completed an undefeated season and won its first national title, beating Miami 27-21 in College Football Playoff final Monday night.
Fernando Mendoza led the Hoosiers to a win over Miami that closed out an undefeated season and brought an improbable national championship to Indiana.
The Tennessee Titans are finalizing a deal to hire San Francisco 49ers defensive coordinator Robert Saleh as their head coach, according to multiple reports on Monday.
Here are the women's college basketball teams that are still undefeated in the 2025-2026 season.
FOX Sports' RJ Young reveals his way-too-early top 25 rankings going into the 2026 college football offseason.
See next season's CFP title odds, now that the 2025 season has come to a close.
The Dolphins have landed one of the top head coach candidates in this coaching carousel cycle.
The coaching carousel for the 2026 offseason is about to get moving. Here are the latest news and rumors from around the NFL!
Only four teams are still in the hunt for the Lombardi Trophy, but there's still plenty of news across the NFL.
Sarah Strong became the third-fastest UConn women's basketball player to score 1,000 points as the top-ranked Huskies beat Notre Dame to stay undefeated on Monday.
Colin Cowherd wants the Bills to hire Brian Daboll to replace Sean McDermott as head coach.
Tech
On this week’s episode of The Big Interview podcast, Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales talks about maintaining neutrality in an online ecosystem increasingly hostile to facts.
Gen Z women in China are all in on digital companionship—even setting up dates with real-world versions of their AI boyfriends.
Chinese scientist He Jiankui wants to end Alzheimer’s and thinks Silicon Valley is conducting a “Nazi eugenic experiment.”
The robotics explosion. The energy revolution. The cultural takeover. It’s everything you wanted for the United States—but done better in China.
Decades ago, Donghai was a backwater county. Today, thanks to an army of 24/7 livestreamers, it orchestrates a multibillion-dollar global industry.
How the Cyberspace Administration of China inadvertently made a guide to the country’s homegrown AI revolution.
Explosive acceleration, limited dexterity, eyes in the back of its head. What could possibly go wrong?
Millions of words. Thousands of authors. The Morning Star of Lingao is barely known outside China—but it contains the secret to the country’s modernization and malaise.
China’s lithium batteries aren’t always “made in China.” Companies like BYD and CATL are building factories on nearly every continent.
More and more Chinese adoptees in the US are trying to reunite with their birth parents. For Youxue, it took more than a decade, and a remarkable coincidence.
If you’ve upgraded your phone recently, there’s a good chance it supports wireless charging. Battery life can be one of the first things to deteriorate as your phone ages, so you’ll need quick and easy ways to power up wherever you are. You may not always be able to have a cable on your person
Pioneering mathematician Dr. Gladys West has passed away at the age of 95. Her name may not be familiar to you, but her contributions certainly are; West's work laid the foundation for the global positioning system. As you likely know from experience, GPS is now an essential component of industries
ASUS appears to be shifting its business operations away from smartphones. According to translations of recent quotes from Chairman Jonney Shih, the company does not plan to release new phone models in the future. The chairman did not confirm whether smartphones would be completely phased out, but h
The UK Gambling Commission has raised concerns that Meta is ignoring advertisements by illegal gambling websites on its platforms. At a conference in Barcelona, the commission's Executive Director Tim Miller criticized Meta's behavior towards advertisements for online gambling on its Facebook and In
With the spring approaching, it's time to start thinking about how you'll file your taxes. Unfortunately, with the recent demise of Direct File, there isn't a free, government-provided alternative to TurboTax in 2026, and you'll need to look to other federal programs, including IRS Free File, to fil
Marathon, Bungie's long-awaited extraction shooter, will arrive on March 5, the studio announced today. Alongside a definitive release date, Bungie shared a new gameplay trailer, in addition to details about the game's forthcoming deluxe edition, which fans can pre-order today on Steam, PlayStation
Elon Musk posted on X that Tesla will be restarting work on Dojo3, the third generation of its in-house supercomputer project. The Dojo team had been disbanded last year as the company prioritized the AI chips that run on board Tesla vehicles. Musk said the company is returning to the project "now t
Basketball fans can save on NBA League Pass right now, which lets you catch a bunch of out-of-market NBA games via streaming. The League Pass Premium subscription is on sale for $75, down from the usual $160, and League Pass Standard is marked down to $50 from $110. Considering we're almost halfway
Apple keeps most of its product pricing on a tight leash, but we do see the company's AirTags go on sale pretty frequently. Another cost cut has come around for this item just in time for the holidays. Amazon is currently selling a four-pack of AirTags for $65. At a third off the regular cost, that
Meta’s Threads is pulling further ahead of Elon Musk’s X on mobile, based on recent estimates from analytics firm Similarweb, Forbes reports. In the first stretch of January, Threads averaged roughly 143 million daily active users worldwide on mobile devices, compared with about 126 million for
Entertainment
A former crew member of Timothy Busfield on the set of "The Cleaning Lady" is coming to his defense ... slamming accusations the director sexually abused two child actors and claiming the kids' mother vowed to have TB's ass! According to new court…
American author and TV personality Carole Radziwill was in her late 40s -- when she first started shooting on Bravo's hit show "The Real Housewives of New York City" back in 2012. She stirred up the drama with fellow Housewives Bethenny Frankel,…
Patriots receiver DeMario "Pop" Douglas can't say enough good things about what Stefon Diggs has brought to the table this season ... and that includes New England's new number one fan, Cardi B!! The rapper has proudly displayed her team pride…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Valentine's Day can be a high-stakes affair for plenty of guys, and we don't want you to end up walking home feeling dejected ... just because you were a clueless dude…
The "High School Musical" film franchise just hit its big 20th anniversary ... and we’re celebrating with a Guess Who gallery! Fair warning -- this one’s gonna be tough. These pics span years ... and they're all grown up now, so ... Good luck,…
The Indiana Hoosiers are the 2026 College Football Playoff champions after holding off the Miami Hurricanes in an epic showdown ... completing a perfect 16-0 season!! The Crimson and Cream -- led by Heisman winner Fernando Mendoza -- got up to a…
Rihanna wasn’t about to stay shut out -- after her bodyguard let a door hit her in the face, she fired off a perfect clapback, all caught on cam! The singer was stepping out of NYC’s Four Seasons on Friday when a door swung straight into her…
Local and federal authorities are investigating after a group of anti-ICE protesters crashed a Minnesota church service ... and one of the demonstrators tells TMZ she'd still do it all over again. Here's the deal ... the DOJ and local police are…
President Donald Trump was in friendly territory at the CFP National Championship on Monday ... with a loud applause breaking out when he was shown during the national anthem. Nos. 45-47 hit Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens for the Miami vs.…
8:04 PM PT -- Lamar's former manager Gina Rodriguez tells TMZ ... "From 2023 to 2025 Lamar Odom owned Odom Recovery Group which was a marketing company for rehabs, senior living and dental. He never started a business with Dante or Martinez, in…
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