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• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
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Nicaragua's congress moves to abolish elections after President Daniel Ortega declared no more elections, drawing condemnation from the international community.
K9 Maisy discovered 50 pounds of raw meat, mangoes and 16 pounds of Bengal monitor lizard in luggage from Thailand, prompting a wildlife seizure.
Video captures a Missouri man sprinting across a bridge and diving headfirst into Table Rock Lake after leading Stone County deputies on a chase.
Caitlin Clark posted 27 points and 11 assists as the Indiana Fever set a franchise scoring record in a 123-88 blowout of the Connecticut Sun.
Boston Red Sox 15-game winning streak finally comes to an end, one short of setting franchise record
The Boston Red Sox tied a franchise record with 15 consecutive wins, turning a last-place AL East team into a legitimate MLB postseason contender.
Hasan Piker told Zohran Mamdani to "shut the f--- up" and urged progressives to be bolder and less optics-driven in a podcast with Mehdi Hasan.
Sabrina Ionescu says she was never officially invited to the WNBA 3-point contest, contradicting reports she declined to participate in All-Star weekend.
Viral video shows a bear perched atop a utility pole along a rural New Mexico highway, panting and struggling to keep its balance on the precarious perch.
Both teachers at The SEED School of Miami face domestic violence battery charges after an alleged assault and pepper spray attack on school property.
Sophie Cunningham told WNBA reporters she refuses to back down on protecting women's sports, citing Title IX and her belief in safeguarding girls.
Satire
U.S. — Finally making public a long-anticipated change to the denomination's policy regarding qualifications for members of its pastorate, the United Methodist Church announced a ban on heterosexual clergy.
There's no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at than men. Being aware of these things can help life go more smoothly.
Feel Irish from the comfort of your own home with this simple trick!
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As congressional hearings looking into "wokeness" in federal institutions took place on Capitol Hill, a Smithsonian director admitted that she was completely unaware of any "Kill Whitey" tattoo on her forehead.
NEW YORK, NY — After coming to the sobering realization he has no authority to arrest a world leader, Mayor Zoran Mamdani reportedly released an epic hip hop diss track designed to get Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu shaking in his boots.
TRENTON, NJ — Concerns about election integrity in the United States were once again brought to the public's attention, as New Jersey blamed a "slight software glitch" for accidentally enrolling the entire country of Bolivia as voters.
NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani tearfully admitted in a recorded statement that he does not, in fact, have any legal authority to invade Poland.
WASHINGTON—Touting the new line of currency as an important way to recognize the many babes bagged by the commander-in-chief over the years, the U.S. Mint announced plans Wednesday to release a series of gold coins commemorating President Donald Trump’s extramarital affairs. “These coins will
BOSTON—Struggling to come to grips with the unreasonable demands, local man Gerald Ullman told reporters Wednesday that his overbearing girlfriend was expecting him to take the feelings in his head and use words to say them into the world. “I just don’t get what she means when she says I shoul
WASHINGTON—Responding to repeated complaints about the smell and the difficulty of reheating lunch while the U.S. Cabinet member was still rotating inside the appliance, Department of Health and Human Services staffers reportedly had to remind Robert F. Kennedy Jr. not to microwave himself in the
Vice President JD Vance and Second Lady Usha Vance announced the birth of a baby boy, their fourth child and the first born to a sitting U.S. vice president in over 150 years. What do you think?
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A Pew study found that China was viewed more favorably than America among the 36 countries surveyed, reporting 46% and 36% favorability respectively. What do you think?
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SANTA FE, NM—Grunting with exertion as he hauled the weighty volume out of his satchel, author George R.R. Martin was seen Tuesday handing his agent an unsolicited, 4,000-page manuscript titled “Tuba Man, Scuba Man.” “Hey, remember that idea I had about a big band leader using a tuba as a
WASHINGTON—Apologizing to his fellow congressmen after he fumbled the wooden handle for the fifth time in a row, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was observed struggling to hold his speaker gavel Tuesday while wearing anti-masturbation mitts. “The House will come to order—oops, hold on, one m
BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our secur
EAU CLAIRE, WI—Staring down at his dampened shirt with a mixture of anger and stunned disbelief, local man Frank Buchwald was reportedly acting like he was never going to be dry again after he got hit by a sprinkler Tuesday. Buchwald, who was described by friends and colleagues as an otherwise san
Sports
LIV Golf heads to England this weekend for LIV Golf United Kingdom. Here's the schedule, TV channel and how to stream all four rounds.
Fever guard Caitlin Clark is one technical foul away from an automatic one-game suspension after she picked up her seventh of the season after jawing with Connecticut's Saniya Rivers on Wednesday night.
The WNBA and players' association held a videoconference Tuesday to discuss a variety of issues, including recent "racist, hateful, and abusive messages directed at players," according to a joint statement released Wednesday.
Napheesa Collier made her return Wednesday with 24 points and 10 rebounds in 22 minutes in the Lynx's win over the Storm.
Yankees shortstop José Caballero was charged with a pitch clock violation in the sixth inning that led to a strikeout and the ejection of hitting coach James Rowson on Wednesday.
The Miami Heat's late-night mistake led to an NHL franchise to make some jokes.
David Gabriel Georges, ESPN's No. 2 running back and No. 14 overall prospect in 2027, announced his pledge to Tennessee over Ohio State on Wednesday night, ending a contentious, monthslong recruiting battle.
The Orioles ended Boston's franchise-record-tying 15-game winning streak in the nightcap of a doubleheader Wednesday.
The Chiefs unveiled the first renderings for their new stadium in Kansas that is scheduled to open for the NFL's 2031 season.
Charlie Woods failed to reach match play in the U.S. Junior Amateur after being bothered by the clicking sound of a phone camera during his third shot of the first playoff hole.
The Baltimore Orioles ended Boston’s franchise record-tying 15-game winning streak.
The Dodgers have no glaring needs at the deadline, but they have the resources to push as far as they want in their quest to three-peat.
Boston might've just saved its season. What are the keys to the next two months for the playoff hopefuls?
Brazil midfielder and five-time Champions League winner Casemiro joins Inter Miami as Major League Soccer investigates whether the reigning league champion engaged in tampering.
Will Denny Hamlin find his way into Victory Lane for the fifth time this season when Cup goes to Indy? Here are the odds for the Brickyard 400.
The Italian Football Federation (FIGC) has confirmed that Pep Guardiola is a primary candidate to take over as the next head coach of the Azzurri.
Santos superstar Neymar was a notable absentee for his club's big match as he was spotted at a poker tournament.
Mexico icon Guillermo Ochoa has officially announced his retirement from active competition.
Business never sleeps, however, and several deals have gone under the radar during the 2026 World Cup.
Two players and nearly 300 pounds of tomatoes were part of Spain's ongoing revelry after its World Cup win.
Tech
Adding new dimensions to the device.
You can now gift games without a Steam account and sort your wishlist into categories.
The cyclospora diarrhea outbreak isn’t an isolated incident. It’s part of a pattern of leafy greens wreaking digestive havoc.
There’s a debate going on in the Trump administration over how to handle increasingly powerful Chinese AI models.
Several federal agencies are contributing toward the interdisciplinary research efforts.
Save on WIRED-tested LED therapy devices from TheraFace, HigherDose, and more.
As long as Paramount ends its distribution business with Universal, it can purchase Warner Bros. Discovery in Europe.
Elon Musk and the online right convinced themselves that Christopher Nolan’s “woke” epic would go down in flames. Now they’re crashing out.
As access to Anthropic’s and OpenAI’s frontier models becomes more restricted, Chinese labs are pitching their open-source alternatives as stable, accessible, and increasingly capable.
ChatGPT allegedly offered "extremely dangerous medical recommendations" regarding a pulmonary embolism.
Apple is already preparing updates to the MacBook Neo, iMac, MacBook Air and more.
Some Android users find the security feature to be too restrictive. Here's how to disable it and what you risk by doing so.
End-of-life disposal of EV batteries is a growing problem. This state is trying something new.
Let's compare the differences between Samsung's latest large foldables.
Out of Dyson’s two new affordable stick vacuums, this one is easily my favorite.
Poinpy disappeared from Netflix games last year but is now free for Android and iPhone.
Samsung’s folding phone family has a new middle child with a fresh form factor, but which of its eighth-gen foldables is right for you?
People spend hours watching videos on their smartphones. The wider, shorter, and lighter Galaxy Z Fold8 caters to exactly that.
From powerful air movers and whisper-quiet pedestal models to options that double as misters, lamps, and air purifiers, these are the fans that impressed us most.
The fitness trackers I’d recommend to beginners, athletes, and kids.
Entertainment
Celeste Rivas' family is still struggling to comprehend the horrific allegations against D4vd ... with their attorney telling TMZ they simply can't understand why he would allegedly take a chainsaw to their beautiful girl. We caught up with family…
D4vd's garage was possibly covered in blood ... this according to a forensic criminalist who helped process his home. Witness Lauren Wallace -- a criminalist with LAPD's forensic science division -- took the stand during Day 2 of the singer's…
Ariana Biermann says her relationship with adoptive father Kroy Biermann has broken down as her mom Kim Zolciak's bitter divorce with him drags on ... telling TMZ the whole situation is just really sad. We got the "Next Gen NYC" star leaving NBC…
Diarrhea ain't the only risky biz on cruise ships. One Carnival passenger put her grossest foot forward in an absolute horror show -- a plate full o' food, with one bitch of an itch sprinkled on top!!! The now viral videos show a woman flakin' the…
Cardi B is tired of the rumors surrounding her dating life ... and it sounds like she's already over the stories going around about her new man Maduka Okoye and his baby mama Jelicia Westhoff. In audio obtained by The Neighborhoood Talk, the rapper…
Hangin' out with these famous babes is the ONLY way to celebrate National Hammock Day! Check out the gallery! Winnie Harlow, Gigi Gorgeous, and Corinna Kopf are all tied up in relaxation, come join the party!
Rep. Lauren Boebert’s dealing with a hot war and a frozen face ... all while railing against Republican leadership after she says she got screwed in a backroom deal. Jacob caught up with the Colorado Congresswoman Wednesday evening after she…
Clavicular's being questioned about his medical background in a new lawsuit ... courtesy of a teen influencer who claims Clav injected a fat dissolver into her face. The influencer behind the lawsuit is Aleksandra Vasilevna Mendoza ... she claims…
Veah Netherton is celebrating another pregnancy milestone ... because TMZ has learned she's having a baby boy. TMZ obtained never-before-seen photos from the "90 Day Fiancé" fan favorite's gender reveal. The celebration went down May 30 in the…
The man who photographed the scene as Nolan Wells' body was found is ready and willing to turn over those images to his family ... he tells TMZ, they just have to ask. Brian Trascher -- the United Cajun Navy vice president -- talked to our Charlie…
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