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LA Dodgers gave $1.1 million in 2026 to California Community Foundation and Labor Community Services after immigration raids hit Los Angeles last year.
U.S. men’s national team star Folarin Balogun received a red card in the second half of their Round of 32 World Cup matchup against Bosnia and Herzegovina on Wednesday night.
Variety reported that CNN legal journalist Paula Reid is leaving out of concern over Paramount CEO David Ellison taking over the network after a merger.
Dramatic video captures an electrical room explosion at apartment complex in Washington state that sent flames and debris toward firefighters on Sunday.
A left-wing protester who tailed National Guard members while playing "The Imperial March" from "Star Wars" has secured a large settlement from Washington, D.C.
Folarin Balogun scores against Bosnia and Herzegovina, celebrating with LeBron James' silencer move as the USMNT leads in the FIFA World Cup.
Presidential historian Jon Meacham argued on MS NOW that America did not become a "multiracial, multiethnic democracy" until 1965 ahead of its 250th birthday.
An illegal immigrant is on the run after he allegedly rammed his car into an ICE vehicle in Pennsylvania, prompting a federal agent to open fire during an arrest attempt.
Climbing rangers hiked up Mount Shasta on foot after cloud cover blocked a direct helicopter rescue of a woman who slid 1,500 feet down Avalanche Gulch.
Stephen A. Smith says the Lakers can't succeed with three White top players in Doncic, Austin Reaves and Walker Kessler. He did not respond.
Satire
The post Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In appeared first on The Onion.
Before the United States Supreme Court handed down its ruling that effectively banned trans athletes from competing in women's sports, a wide range of competitors were working toward achieving their lifelong dreams. Now, those dreams are over. These are their stories.
LONDON — A rape gang was busted Wednesday after British police received an anonymous tip that they'd been illegally using an air conditioner.
METROPOLIS — The public was once again amazed by one of its heroes in recent days, as Supergirl unveiled a new superpower, showing the awesome ability to lose $100 million in a single week.
U.S. — People around the world celebrated the establishment of a new supreme leader, as President Donald Trump was confirmed to now rule the entire world after the United States Supreme Court declared everyone on Earth to be American.
NEW YORK CITY — According to sources, a radical Islamist terrorist felt torn between two possible career paths: leading the next violent jihad against the infidels or becoming a Democratic senator of the United States.
The post Basketball World Waiting With Bated Breath To See Where Sandro Mamukelashvili Signs appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINTGON, D.C. — In the wake of yesterday's Supreme Court rulings, President Trump has announced a $1 trillion initiative to clone Justice Clarence Thomas.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another surprising decision that divided public opinion, the United States Supreme Court ruled that invading Xenomorphs who hatch on Earth are officially citizens of Earth.
The two tied the knot after four years of dating and three years of Jarrett carefully excavating every slice of cake she received to look for a ring.
The post Anya Lopez and Sara Jarrett appeared first on The Onion.
MILWAUKEE—Climbing down from the stands with mustard and ketchup packets clutched in their fists, dozens of rabid, salivating Milwaukee Brewers fans reportedly chased down the contestants in the traditional Johnsonville Sausage Race midway through Tuesday’s game. “They took after those sausag
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Insisting any missteps be viewed in the full context of each individual’s contributions to the institution, Harvard University officials defended on Wednesday their decision to keep several confederate generals on the school’s teaching staff. Last week, Harvard president Alan M.
WASHINGTON—Stating that he hoped action in the region would draw to a close in the coming weeks, President Donald Trump made comments Wednesday indicating his desire for a speedy end to the entire world. “We’re getting very close to meeting our objectives as we move toward winding down humani
DAYTON, OH—Expressing disappointment with what she described as unfulfilled campaign promises, local Make America Healthy Again voter Sandra Murrow told reporters Tuesday that she felt betrayed by the continued survival of her own children. “I voted for Trump because I was sure RFK Jr.’s heal
More Americans than ever are choosing to watch movies at home rather than going out to the theater. The Onion lays out the drawbacks and benefits of both experiences. Concessions: Streaming: 790 calories of stale crackers, spoonfuls of peanut butter, and shredded cheese. Theaters: 790 calories o
A large airy kitchen like this, with ample room for seating? Mom’s definitely going to say it’s time for your generation to start hosting holidays. Reference #33813
The post Damn It, Mom’s Totally Going To Make You Host Christmas Now appeared first on The Onion.
Unjected, a dating app for unvaccinated people that began in 2021, has been gaining popularity, currently boasting 65,000 active users. What do you think?
The post Anti-Vaxxer Dating App Gaining Popularity appeared first on The Onion.
BRANDENBURG — Missionaries from the greatest country on earth were seen going door to door throughout Europe, spreading the good news of air conditioning.
TOPEKA, KS — Local man Samuel Denton was deeply upset Tuesday afternoon after his device, which is specifically designed to receive phone calls, received a phone call.
NEW YORK, NY — Ranch dressing futures skyrocketed to an unprecedented $120 a barrel on the New York Stock Exchange, officially surpassing crude oil as the world's most valuable liquid asset.
Sports
The United States kicks off its 2026 FIFA World Cup knockout stage as take on Bosnia-Herzegovina in the round of 32.
Folarin Balogun's star-turn at this World Cup went sideways early in the second half on Wednesday night, as the American forward was sent off against Bosnia-Herzegovina.
Youri Tielemans scored from the penalty spot in stoppage time of extra time, and Belgium came back from two goals down to beat Senegal 3-2 Wednesday in the round of 32 at the World Cup.
Rays third baseman Junior Caminero, 22, has become the youngest player since at least 1900 to homer in six straight games.
Thomas Tuchel has said it is "impossible" for England to adapt to the altitude ahead of Sunday's round-of-16 clash with Mexico in Mexico City.
Veteran goaltender Frederik Andersen, 36, who helped the Carolina Hurricanes win three playoff series before giving the starter's net up to Brandon Bussi in the Stanley Cup Final last month, agreed to a one-year deal with the Edmonton Oilers on Wednesday.
Malik Beasley pleads not guilty Wednesday to charges that he altered his play in certain games in 2024 to enrich sports bettors and ease his own debts.
The star couple will have their wedding at Madison Square Garden on Friday night, according to a law enforcement official briefed on the security plans.
Could Houston take the AFC? Will Myles Garrett hit 20-plus sacks again? Could two big-name players get dealt? Here are 10 early predictions for this NFL season.
Jaylen Brown has a new home, with the Celtics agreeing to send their longtime star to the 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks (2028, '31) and two second-round selections, sources told ESPN's Shams Charania on Wednesday.
Referees haven't been shy to give out red cards. Here's the fallout of each of those infringements at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Folarin Balogun received a controversial red card against Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Tampa Bay’s Junior Caminero has become the youngest player since at least 1900 to homer in six straight games.
The LeBron James free agency saga seems to be on everyone's minds, including United States men's national team star Folarin Balogun.
Follow the 2026 FIFA World Cup Golden Boot race with our live tracker, featuring the latest goalscoring standings, player statistics, and updates.
Washington Nationals pitcher Cade Cavalli apologized Wednesday for shouting “sit down, boy!" at Boston Red Sox first baseman Willson Contreras while instigating a benches’ clearing scrum a night earlier.
This was by far the most dramatic match of the tournament. It deserved its own miniseries.
Another star-studded slate of World Cup games with Lamine Yamal, Cristiano Ronaldo and Luka Modrić in action.
Here are the latest odds to win the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
What to know about Belgium's next World Cup opponent and its path to the final.
Tech
Fourth of July weekend is the last great grill and griddle sale of the summer, including $250 off my favorite pellet smoker.
Next spring could be a fiesta of new iPads, MacBooks and iPhones.
Fans’ euphoric reactions to the Mexican national team’s recent victory in the 2026 World Cup caused a series of unusual vibrations that were detected by seismic warning systems.
A vulnerability can reportedly connect real email addresses to anonymous ones.
Touted as a less-hookup-focused Grindr, Goose is an invite-only space for gay men. The problem is the people promoting it don’t seem real.
A rumored SpaceX device could offer a way to access xAI's models without having to use a smartphone.
Xbox may offer a way to preserve physical game purchases in an increasingly digital future.
The incident could disrupt a key part of the defense company’s rocket motor business, which designs and tests prototype motors for military customers.
Selling server infrastructure would put Meta in competition with Amazon and Google.
Far-UVC could help rid future cars of odors.
Are you worried your AI chatbot is trying to build a bomb or leak personal information about you? There’s a website for that.
Whether you need a tent, sleeping pad, rain jacket, or new pack, REI’s Independence Day sale has something for everyone.
Is PlayStation about to make the same mistake Microsoft made with Xbox One?
Penalty kicks are already proving critical to big wins at this year’s World Cup. But the advantage in penalty kicks has more to do with psychological effects than who kicks first.
A new stablecoin venture backed by some big financial institutions is launching.
If you really want to get retro, Fujifilm is making some special editions of its classic instant camera.
Thus ends the messy saga of Subnautica 2.
The government has removed restrictions on Anthropic’s Fable 5 and Mythos 5 AI models—but there were strings attached.
RIP to physical PlayStation discs.
Available in select markets thanks to a partnership with Gigs, Motorola phone owners have one less hurdle to clear when signing up for a data-only eSIM before traveling abroad.
Entertainment
They already snagged themselves an NBA championship, but the New York Knicks starting 5 might've just scored something more elusive ... an invite to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding! Josh Hart, Mikal Bridges, OG Anunoby, Karl-Anthony Towns,…
The TMZ Brunch Bus was in a for a treat when Elijah Connor stopped by ... because he serenaded the guests all around town. The R&B singer showed off the star power in his family -- he's Prince's younger cousin -- with a live performance of his…
She's already got the massive castle and white staircase ... but it looks like Taylor Swift's love story won't be complete without adding a gazebo into the mix. TMZ obtained video of crews loading what appears to be a gazebo into Madison Square…
Will Smith’s former friend, Bilaal Salaam, claims Jada Pinkett-Smith is refusing to set a date to be grilled about alleged threats ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Bilaal, who is suing Jada, is asking a judge to…
If Soulja Boy doesn't pay what he owes his ex soon, his current $4.2 million dollar debt is going to pop off ... by about $1,000 in daily interest! Soulja's ex-girlfriend -- who filed a lawsuit against the "Pop Off" rapper as a Jane Doe -- is still…
A shocking explosion devastated an apartment complex in Tacoma, Washington on Sunday ... and Firefighters were still inside when it happened. Check out the crazy video ... Firefighters were investigating the first level of an apartment complex ...…
Chloe Bailey says her ex-boyfriend didn't do a good job covering up his tracks when he was cheating on her ... because the evidence was all there for her to see ... and it was right in front of her face at his place. The singer-songwriter stopped…
The Empire State Building climbers thought they were on top of the world ... until NYPD officers came climbing right behind them ... armed with body cameras and handcuffs. Newly released body cam video shows the nerve-racking pursuit from the cops'…
The FBI is giving it to us straight from the horse's mouth ... telling TMZ some of the Nancy Guthrie ransom notes might be legit, but others not so much. FBI Phoenix tells us ... “The FBI and its task force partners have received several ransom…
Zaire Wade's domestic violence arrest was preceded by neighbors calling 911 and reporting loud screaming and stomping coming from inside the residence ... TMZ has learned. According to Burbank PD call log records, obtained by TMZ, officers…
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