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Jerry Rice ducked under the ropes with club in hand and charged into the gallery after a heckler yelled "Fore!" at the American Century Championship.
Adam Silver called the Caitlin Clark debate "political ping-pong" but declined to directly address reports he intervened in Alyssa Thomas' suspension.
ABC, NBC and CNN chose not to air President Donald Trump's primetime address on election security from the White House live on their airwaves.
President Donald Trump accused members of the U.S. intelligence community Thursday night of operating a "shadow government" to allegedly conceal evidence of Chinese efforts to influence U.S. elections.
MLB announces earliest ever Opening Day for 2027, Wrigley Field All-Star Game amid labor uncertainty
Baseball's earliest-ever opening day compresses lockout negotiations, giving owners and players less time to resolve a salary cap disagreement.
Trump called for voter ID and citizenship verification in his primetime address as the SAVE America Act faces a ticking clock in the Senate.
Former first lady Jill Biden told Whoopi Goldberg she saw a media "double standard," saying former President Joe Biden would have been "excoriated" for current White House actions.
Lindsey Vonn says her ankle is still broken five months after her women's downhill crash at the 2026 Winter Olympics, calling recovery a slow process.
DHS shared video of the Point Pleasant Beach boardwalk incident as the Canadian visa overstay suspect faces removal proceedings while in ICE custody.
LeBron James used his Fanatics Fest appearance to drink wine and dodge free agency questions, leaving Tyrese Haliburton and thousands without answers.
Satire
At long last, the wait is over — President Joe Biden has written a memoir about his time in the White House. The book, titled Promise Me, America, will be released this fall following the November midterm elections, but that wasn't the only title that was pitched.
U.S. — In the wake of thousands falling ill due to parasitic infection from fresh produce, health experts are cautioning that before consuming lettuce, citizens should first try being a man and eating real food.
U.S. — The advancement of modern technology received yet another boost this week with the introduction of a revolutionary new social media algorithm that just shows you posts from people you follow.
DOHA — With the U.S. blockade of the important waterway back on amid renewed hostilities in Iran, President Donald Trump announced that he would secure the Strait of Hormuz by posting an old man who asks you three questions before you may pass.
IRVINE, CA — Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce contaminated with parasites, officials announced on Wednesday that the explosive diarrhea epidemic had been traced to a gain-of-function lab at the Taco Bel
IRVING, TX — A band famous for playing at Chuck E. Cheese locations across the country was caught up in a scandal this week after fans accused them of lip-syncing their songs.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced a U.S. diplomatic campaign to dismantle the International Criminal Court “brick by brick,” claiming the tribunal could be used to override U.S. courts and the Constitution. What do you think?
The post Rubio Vows To Dismantle International Criminal Court a
U.S. — Following yet another controversial incident in recent days involving federal immigration enforcement involvement in the death of a motorist, a new study showed a mysterious link between trying to run over ICE agents and bullets striking the windshield of your vehicle.
The post White House Hovering, Falling 10 Feet Off Ground In Sync With Melania Snoring appeared first on The Onion.
CHICAGO—Watching in horror as the wheezing man hacked directly into his palm before grabbing the nearest handrail, local bus passenger Derek Lawson told reporters Thursday that the guy violently coughing across the aisle from him better just have throat cancer. “So help me God, if I get bronchit
PARIS—In an effort to blend in with other tourists and avoid negative repercussions for being American, former U.S. President Barack Obama was reportedly pretending this week to be Canadian while traveling abroad in France. “Sorry, when I said I’m from Chicago, I meant the one in Ontario,” s
BERKELEY, CA—Raising the alarm about an issue that could have long-term consequences for American youth, researchers at the University of California, Berkeley, published a study Wednesday that found the majority of Generation Z telepaths lacked the attention span to read even a single mind. “In
BROOKLYN, NY—Explaining that the prominent iced coffees and chocolate-glazed Munchkins were essential to director Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of the ancient Greek epic, actor Matt Damon defended Tuesday the placement of Dunkin’ Donuts products in the upcoming film The Odyssey. “Look—fo
CAMBRIDGE, MA — As a foodborne illness continued to sweep across the United States and strike fear into the hearts of the nation's populace, scholars agreed that the explosive diarrhea outbreak likely signaled the outpouring of God's wrath upon vegetarians.
The post Last-Ever Global Warming Report Released For Posterity appeared first on The Onion.
LAKE ELSINORE, CA — According to sources, customers at a local Barnes & Noble became suspicious when it appeared that a display table marked as Banned Books was full of all-time bestsellers.
Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey hits theaters on July 17, but it's bringing a few changes with it. Here are just a few ways the new film deviates from the classical story:
Darline Graham Nordone, the sister of late Senator Lindsey Graham, has been tapped to serve the remainder of his term that ends in January, despite no prior political experience. What do you think?
The post Lindsey Graham’s Sister To Serve Remainder Of Term appeared first on The Onion.
SPOKANE VALLEY, WA—Experiencing a range of emotions from excitement to joy to nostalgia, 49-year-old geologist Alan Hargroder was reportedly reunited Tuesday with a beloved rock that he had studied over 20 years earlier. “Oh my God, I can’t believe it remembers me,” said the University of Id
WASHINGTON—Urging anyone with knowledge of the electronic device to come forward, FBI Director Kash Patel issued a statement Tuesday asking for the public’s help using the computer. “If any Americans have information related to the operation of a Lenovo laptop running Windows—at least I thin
Sports
Jackson Suber had never been to Europe before and now he's on top of the leaderboard following the first round at Royal Birkdale.
New Virginia Tech coach James Franklin knows the Hokies' proud history going back to the Frank Beamer era.
We're tracking deals, trades and buzz across the NBA, including the latest on rookies at summer and offseason free agency.
Pat Riley and Giannis Antetokounmpo said they would love for LeBron James to return to the Miami Heat.
NBA commissioner Adam Silver said Fever star Caitlin Clark has become a "political football" amid debates about officiating and physical play in the WNBA.
Francisco Alvarez homered twice, Brett Baty also went deep and the Mets defeated the Phillies 4-1 on Thursday night in the first major league game following the All-Star break.
Giannis Antetokounmpo, fueled by the pressure in Miami and the Heat's championship history, is hungry to win a title in South Beach.
Lionel Messi has a message for Argentina's detractors: "Nothing was handed to us."
Jackson Suber leads after the first round of his first Open Championship.
Follow our live coverage as the Sports Humanitarian Awards, ESPYS, Fanatics Fest, World Cup final and more turn the Big Apple into the center of the sports world.
What made Argentina unstoppable vs. England in their semifinal win? FOX Sports Stu Holden discusses Argentina's comeback and Messi's talent.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Only two countries in men's FIFA World Cup history have won back-to-back titles. Could Argentina become the third on Sunday?
A No. 10 jersey worn by Brazil icon Pelé in the 1958 World Cup final has been sold for $4.9 million, Sotheby’s said Thursday.
Lionel Messi has a message for Argentina's detractors: “Nothing was handed to us."
With the sun obstructed by haze, Spain’s players practiced ahead of the World Cup final outside in northern New Jersey while air conditions are hazardous because of smoke from Canadian wildfires.
When Spain last won the World Cup, Lamine Yamal was about to turn three years old and we were dancing to Waka Waka.
Only three teenagers in FIFA World Cup history have started in the final and won it. Here is the full list, and the players that could join it.
Here's what to know about Argentina's 2026 World Cup run.
Tech
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The staff member allegedly made over $100,000 on Kalshi.
Don't expect that number to shrink any time soon.
One features an optical illusion spoof of 'They Live.'
Build starts limited alpha testing later this month.
The soon-to-be-retired electric SUV was born from a collaboration with GM.
You're out, chatbots.
Charges filed with the NLRB accuse Xbox of bad faith bargaining.
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is also investigating the crash
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Entertainment
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NBC has fired a security guard after the shocking security breach at the "TODAY" show that ended with an intruder confronting Craig Melvin ... TMZ has confirmed. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... the guard was terminated Thursday after…
Martha Stewart isn’t worried about her longtime makeup artist Daisy Toye potentially ditching her for 15 minutes of fame. The legendary businesswoman spoke to TMZ about Daisy, who had worked with Martha for 2 decades, joining "The Real Housewives…
Andrew Gillum says he's tested negative for drugs ... weeks after being busted for meth ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, the ex-Florida governor nominee says he signed up a drug testing program, took the tests, and the…
Ariana Grande's putting her rekindled romance with Ricky Alvarez on display as they stroll through Central Park with their arms wrapped around each other. TMZ obtained photos from Thursday that show the pint-sized pop star and her former backup…
Desiigner is back behind bars in South Carolina ... the rapper has been arrested again on a domestic violence charge ... TMZ has learned. According to jail records obtained by TMZ, the "Panda" rapper was booked Tuesday afternoon and remains in…
The FBI is investigating alleged threats that they say have been sparked by the case surrounding Nolan Wells' mysterious death. FBI Jackson said in a statement that the federal level of the Bureau "has been working to address interstate threats"…
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