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Pat Narduzzi claims the ACC is better than the Big Ten and SEC, but NFL Draft numbers and recruiting rankings tell a very different story from his.
LeBron James gave Caitlin Clark a shout out on Instagram after her record-breaking 45-point, 10-assist performance against the Seattle Storm.
Pamela Anderson's lush vegetable garden and backyard oasis at her Vancouver Island estate drew praise from fans and her son Dylan Lee alike.
Anthony Rizzo caught a Michael Busch home run ball at Wrigley Field for the second time, defying astronomical odds as a fan in the bleachers.
Rory McIlroy blasted Bryson DeChambeau's conduct as "performative" and said the two-stroke penalty at The Open was justified after a heated rules dispute.
UmpScorecards data ranks Jen Pawol 89th out of 91 MLB umpires in ball and strike accuracy, with viral videos highlighting controversial calls.
Texas Rep. Henry Cuellar warns Democrats that Democratic socialists are using the party as a "vehicle" to later launch their own radical platform nationwide.
A p-tau217 blood test predicted a 78% chance of cognitive decline within 10 years for symptom-free adults with very high levels of the biomarker.
David Malukas hit the SAFER barrier during practice at Nashville Superspeedway, and Conor Daly has been tapped to take over the No. 12 car for qualifying.
Shakira soaked up the sun in Miami while Kim Kardashian enjoyed lake life and Nina Dobrev vacationed in Italy.
Satire
LANSING, MI — Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers of toilet paper during the COVID pandemic, local man Greg Hutchins reportedly emerged from his home Friday with a smug grin and a fresh roll of Charmin draped triumphantly
IRAN — U.S. Central Command attempted to launch another wave of strikes on Iran today, but it was called off last minute due to an inability to locate Iran.
U.S. — Hoping to piggyback off of their smash hit "K-Pop Demon Hunters," Netflix has announced a new animated film coming in fall 2026 entitled "Bro-Country Demon Hunters."
RALEIGH, NC — A passenger plane tragically crashed on the outskirts of Raleigh on Friday afternoon after no one told any of the passengers on board to "fly safe."
AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death penalty on anyone who begins an email with "Happy Monday, Team!"
DOWNEY, CA — According to witnesses, a man eating at Taco Bell received quite a bit more Baja Blast than he had been counting on.
ATLANTA, GA — President Donald Trump's national address on election integrity may have fallen on deaf ears, according to a new CNN poll that shows 125% of Americans don't believe his claims of election fraud.
U.S. — Civil engineer David Sharpe started out with an ambitious goal to build a city on rock and roll, but now says he should have just stuck with more traditional infrastructure planning methods.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats disputed claims that China interfered in the 2020 U.S. election, declaring that they are perfectly capable of rigging elections without China's help.
U.S. — Fast-food giant Taco Bell introduced Imodium A-D sauce packets to help customers combat the explosive diarrhea caused by consuming the restaurant chain's food.
An Argentine court recognized two goldfish rescued from a sushi restaurant aquarium in Buenos Aires as sentient beings with legal rights, marking a major milestone for animal welfare. What do you think?
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A recent poll found that Americans who are concerned about artificial intelligence outnumber those who are excited about it by a margin of three to one. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding AI. MYTH: AI can never be ethical. FACT: Grok says it can. MYTH: AI could discover cure
LOS ANGELES—Bursting through the stall door with a baseball bat hoisted over his head, director Christopher Nolan reportedly confronted moviegoer Luke Dias on Friday for using the bathroom during The Odyssey. “You just couldn’t hold it, could you?” the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kick
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KANSAS CITY, MO—Audibly groaning as everyone around him rose to their feet, local baseball fan Mark Girma told reporters Friday that he resented a fourth-inning home run for making him pause eating so he could clap. “Oh, for Christ’s sake, now?” said Girma, who had reportedly just squeezed h
DAYTON, OH—Jeering that the other man’s chiseled physique would offer little aid in their upcoming confrontation, local intellectual Kenneth Dufresne reportedly challenged his wife’s muscular sidepiece to a battle of wits Friday. “Your hypertrophied pectorals may have momentarily swayed Vero
WASHINGTON—Explaining that the public had no reason to be alarmed over his temporary leave, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) clarified Friday that his absence from Congress was due to a brief planned trip to the afterlife. “While I understand people’s concern, I’ve simply been on a routine visit
LONDON—Responding to concerns about the lack of diversity in his upcoming project, The Lord Of The Rings: The Hunt For Gollum director Andy Serkis defended the film’s all–Andy Serkis cast during an interview Friday. “It isn’t my fault that the characters in the books are all Andy Serkis,
WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that the danger would be difficult to manage and impossible to eliminate altogether, the Supreme Court’s female justices nevertheless appeared before Congress this week to ask for protection from fellow justice Brett Kavanaugh. “We understand that our safety cannot be
Sports
The Orioles have agreed to a five-year extension with starting pitcher Kyle Bradish, a deal worth $90 million, a source told ESPN's Jeff Passan.
Two weeks after the birth of his daughter, Sam Burns finds himself atop the Open Championship leaderboard with a two-shot lead heading into Sunday's final round at Royal Birkdale.
Tempo coach Sandy Brondello apologized to Angel Reese after being heard referring to Reese with a phrase that sounded like "protected species" to officials during a game Friday.
Chicago Blackhawks star Connor Bedard has agreed to a $75 million, five-year contract, completing a major offseason goal for the team.
The Cincinnati Reds signed starter Chase Burns to a $105 million, seven-year contract, securing a long-term future for the 23-year-old right-hander who is fresh off his first All-Star Game selection.
British runner Josh Kerr broke the long-standing men's mile world record at a Diamond League meet in London on Saturday in a time of 3 minutes, 42.66 seconds.
Former Cubs 1B Anthony Rizzo, in the bleachers after a ceremony honoring the 2016 team, recovered current Chicago 1B Michael Busch's solo HR.
While Max Homa defended Bryson DeChambeau and other golfers seemed to give him the benefit of doubt following his two-stroke penalty in the second round of The Open, Rory McIlroy didn't mince words when asked whether DeChambeau should have been penalized.
At least one collector thinks Flagg's latest card could sell for $5 million.
Find out where to watch Japan's stars following the nation's World Cup elimination.
What's next for the players who led South Africa to its first knockout stage appearance?
Polymarket Promo Code FOX Unlocks $50 Bonus Ahead of UFC Fight Night, Du Plessis vs. Usman.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Lionel Messi and Lamine Yamal can both make history in the 2026 FIFA World Cup final, but they're not the only ones whose legacies stand to benefit from the match — far from it.
Kalshi Promo Code FOXSPORTS Unlocks a $10 Bonus for France vs. England.
"Don't touch your idols: a little gold always rubs off." But with Lionel Messi, the gold never does.
David Malukas' status for Sunday's Music City Grand Prix is still to be determined after a scary accident in practice.
France and England face off for a third-place finish in the 2026 FIFA World Cup. What does the winner receive besides bronze recognition?
As the reigning women's World Cup champ and the men playing in Sunday's final, Spain has a chance to set a new standard for sustained dominance.
Tech
The country's gambling authority ordered ISPs to block access to the prediction market's website.
The company may be trying to save ad space for local businesses.
Up to 32 employees were affected by the studio's recent decision.
The original lawsuit was filed in 2023 and claimed Twitter hosted thousands of cases of copyright infringement.
The water lock feature on Apple Watches automatically activates when you're swimming, but what does it do?
Cutting the cord in your car is a simple upgrade.
Chinese company LONGi has developed crystalline silicon-perovskite tandem solar cells with a 35.5 percent conversion efficiency.
Enjoy our weekend guide to the best indie games worth checking out.
Our remote team clocked serious hours walking, working, and sometimes jogging to find the best under-desk treadmills for home offices and small spaces.
OpenAI will send a notification to parents with linked teen accounts if their children have violated its policies around violence.
Plus: Russian cyberspies turn to infrastructure hacking, DHS repeatedly fails to realize it’d been hacked, a breach exposes an AI music generator’s scraping ways, and more.
If you prefer not to have cameras in and around your home, try one of these more private, WIRED-tested security devices.
This year’s World Cup has faced sweltering heat and humidity. Now it may need to deal with wildfire smoke.
Now that Google has changed how its usage quotas are tallied, you might not get as many AI responses as you did before.
Balmuda has engineered a remarkably pleasant breeze with its new NatureWind Studio, but is it worth hundreds more than its competition?
US government officially lifts TikTok ban on federal devices.
Get ready to crush your coursework or scoot to class in style with these back-to-school gear picks.
“Context bombing” tricks malicious AI agents into shutting down before they can do harm.
Find the best SteelSeries coupon codes, promo codes, and discount codes for May 2026. Get deals on headsets, keyboards, and mice, including first-order and student discounts.
An error with the cloud computing giant’s billing operation caused some customers’ monthly bills to rise from a few cents to billions of dollars.
Entertainment
Shaquille O'Neal's doling out some karma to Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce ... poking fun at the pair for leaving him off their wedding guest list. The former NBA star appeared at Fanatics Fest 2026 -- an all-weekend affair featuring some of the…
Nolan Wells' family may not be convinced he drowned off the coast of Horn Island ... but some of the area locals say they wouldn't be surprised -- because the waters have claimed other lives. Here's the deal ... NBC News spoke to several people who…
A shocking car chase in Los Angeles ended in a gunfight between LAPD officers and a suspect ... and the whole thing was caught on body cam and dashcam video. The incident took place on a sunny L.A. afternoon on June 9 in the east Los Angeles…
Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo don't need a payphone to chat ... because they're hanging all over each other during a luxury vacation -- packing on the PDA before hitting the ship's slide! The music star and his model better half were spotted…
"90 Day Fiancé" stars Armando Niedermeier-Rubio and Kenny Niedermeier have been reunited in the United States as their 13-year-old daughter receives urgent treatment for an unexplained brain bleed ... and the sweet reunion is on video. You…
Marcellus Wiley is further denying he ever abused his estranged wife, Annemarie Wiley ... admitting in a response to her domestic violence restraining order request that they didn't have a perfect marriage -- but he never abused her as she alleges.…
Victoria Beckham cuddled up to her son, Romeo, at her fragrance launch in New York Friday ... where she was supported by her whole family minus Brooklyn Beckham as their feud rages on. Check out the sweet pic -- she's beaming with pride as she hugs…
The man who allegedly stormed the "TODAY" show set Thursday and hurled racist remarks at Craig Melvin seems to have been taped in the background of one of the show's segments just before the whole thing went down. You can see who appears to be…
Megan Fox has got a hell of a lot of humor -- she just clapped back at a hater while simultaneously shading her exes! Here's the sitch -- Megan shared a slideshow on Instagram of gothic-inspired lingerie photos on Friday -- but one follower wasn't…
Matty Healy is one step closer to marrying model Gabbriette Bechtel -- the pair looked like they had a blast at their rehearsal ceremony Friday, even practicing their smooch when they were announced as husband and wife! Check out the adorable clip…
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