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Georgia Tech rushed for 269 yards and handed Dabo Swinney one of his worst career losses as Clemson fell 20-6 at home to a team with a losing record.
Myles Mayfield's costly intentional foul after a game-tying 3-pointer gave Georgia Tech a stunning 75-74 win over UNC Asheville in the final seconds.
Nate Frazier's three rushing touchdowns helped Georgia race to a 31-point halftime lead over Missouri in a dominant return to the No. 1 ranking.
Kristin Cavallari revealed intimate details about her sex life on her "Let's Be Honest" podcast as she looks ahead to her upcoming 40th birthday.
Indiana's defense forced costly USC Trojans turnovers in the red zone as the Hoosiers moved to 9-1 and kept their playoff hopes firmly alive.
El Salvador President Nayib Bukele shared video of armed robot dogs storming Sylvio Cator Stadium as forces joined Haitian police in a gang crackdown on the violent island nation.
A Northwestern Medicine study found that marijuana users had objectively worse sleep quality, even though they didn't perceive their sleep as worse. Other experts weighed in.
Tony Khan dispatched private jets to hub locations to fly AEW talent to Phoenix after nationwide flight cancelations threatened Full Gear.
The No. 16 Oregon Ducks defeated Michigan on Saturday, dropping the Wolverines to 5-5 as noise continues to grow around Kyle Whittingham's job.
The Tennessee Volunteers overcame an FAA ground stop delay and a quarterback injury to beat the Texas A&M Aggies on the road to keep CFP hopes alive.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy revealed today that the FAA system crashed Friday because the agency's AOL CD had finally run out of hours.
DALLAS—Trembling with horror as an uncontrollable desire to amuse strangers seized control of his body, Wake Forest University sophomore Bennett Walker reportedly realized Saturday that the Demon Deacon mascot costume he was wearing had begun taking over. “Oh, God, no…please, no, not again! I
U.S. — All of the technology in the entire United States has failed within 48 hours of firing just one Asian guy.
VILLA RICA, GA — Local father Cade Pennington sat down with each of his kids this week to explain that a man named Jensen Huang did some bad things and, well, Santa won't be able to make it this Christmas.
BOSTON, MA — Local two-year-old Braxton Pratt has come under fire after video surfaced of him repeatedly showing his mommy what sound the monkey makes.
Throughout American history, nations of the world have engaged in espionage in an attempt to gain strategic leverage over the United States. The Onion takes a look back at key instances of foreign spies operating within U.S. borders. 1775 British guy hides in a tree. 1812 The cover of 40 redcoat spi
In a development that has plunged the linchpin of the AI economy into turmoil, Nvidia co-founder and CEO Jensen Huang resigned following affairs with both a suspected Chinese spy and a subordinate executive who reported to him. What do you think?
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U.S. — The Folgers Coffee Company was honored on Friday after being chosen by consumers as the best coffee to dump out and then use the container to store random screws.
You might think we're biased toward Christianity here at The Babylon Bee, but that's not true! We've consulted with the brightest minds and climbed the highest mountains to consult with wise sages about the true meaning of the universe to learn why Christianity is better than every other religion.
U.S. — A desperate and weary nation offered to give Microsoft $100 billion in cash to stop anyone from trying to fix Outlook.
GALILEE — A man stricken with a severe infirmity reportedly approached Jesus of Nazareth for healing, but first wished to clarify if the Son of God was in his HMO network.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a "blue wave" midterm election ushered in a 55-seat Democratic majority in the Senate, Satan once again emerged as the clear favorite to become the Senate Majority Leader.
U.S. — Local Amazon driver Marcus Brooks reportedly called in a wellness check on your wife on Friday afternoon after not delivering any packages addressed to her for a full 24 hours.
WASHINGTON—Claiming that concerns over pollution levels were vastly overblown, the Environmental Protection Agency issued a statement Tuesday assuring the public that the air was still safe for non-breathing applications. “The air quality is perfectly safe, provided it’s not being used for an
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL—As he noted how coddled kids were nowadays compared with older generations, area grandfather Hank Hayes recalled Friday that when he was young, he had to evolve legs to get to school. “Back in my day, if you wanted an education, you had to crawl out of the ocean on your fins
NEW YORK—Touched by his dedication and realizing his time was running tragically short, Rockstar Games allowed a dying fan to visit its office Wednesday and play Grand Theft Auto III from the comfort of a hospital bed. “When we heard about this poor kid and how urgent his situation was, we flew
SEOUL—Shocking fans with a move few saw coming, K-pop star Jung Kook confirmed in an interview Friday that he was leaving BTS for Blue Man Group. “BTS has been one heck of a ride, but it’s time for me to begin my next chapter,” said the 28-year-old singer, songwriter, and dancer, who added t
California voters rejected a ballot measure to impose a one-time, 5% tax on the net worth of billionaires in the state, defeating what would have been the nation’s first wealth tax. What do you think?
The post California Voters Reject Billionaire Tax appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Declaring that the time had come for the nation’s mightiest warriors to at last achieve a decisive victory in the Persian Gulf, President Donald Trump called upon the American Gladiators on Thursday to finish the Iran War. “I am hereby requesting that our most muscular fighting men
Sports
Which teams are the most ahead of (or behind) their preseason expectations?
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 10 Lions vs. Patriots game, as well as information on how to watch.
Manchester United are monitoring Como superstar Nico Paz ahead of a move next summer. Transfer Talk has the latest.
FOX Sports' Ben Portnoy offers up four takeaways from Indiana's impressive victory over USC.
Oklahoma AD Roger Denny ripped the SEC and Ole Miss for the "inexplicable" decision to move its game to Sunday, while the Rebels defended their travel efforts.
Ohio State wide receiver Jeremiah Smith broke yet another record, eclipsing the Big Ten mark for career receiving yards while also making his Heisman Trophy case in Saturday's win over Northwestern.
Mauricio Pochettino said the USMNT has an "amazing future" after securing a 6-0 victory over Haiti in his penultimate game in charge of the team.
Marcellus Young Casario, a Georgia football commit, died Friday after experiencing a "sudden medical emergency," according to his high school.
The Patriots placed RB TreVeyon Henderson on injured reserve while he deals with an unexplained neurological issue.
Hannah Hidalgo became the first Division I player since steals were an official stat in 1987 with 2,000 career points and 500 career steals.
Portugal began life without Cristiano Ronaldo by suffering their heaviest-ever home loss in a competitive game.
Wake Forest dominated SMU on the gridiron Saturday -- and added insult to injury after the game.
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Robert Griffin III set the record straight: Demond Howard needs to "stop hating" on Jeremiah Smith just because he goes to Ohio State.
There’s a new Heisman favorite after Notre Dame’s win over No. 1 Miami. See the latest odds after Week 10.
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New England Patriots place former second-round draft pick on injured reserve.
Tech
One of the biggest questions when it comes to purchasing a gaming rig is whether to go console or PC. This NVIDIA GPU gives the closest results to a PS5.
As Sony and PlayStation head into a digital-only era, new tech on its upcoming controllers could help make online purchases even more convenient for gaming.
Is it worth it to use an eGPU with your laptop? That depends. Let's take a closer look at the most important factors you should consider.
Lots of tech purchases run into the hundreds of dollars, but you don't have to spend a lot to make some upgrades.
Want to see what's draining your Android phone's memory? Here's how to unlock the hidden Running Services menu to monitor background apps.
If your TV has randomly been turning on and it has a Roku attached to it, it could be your Roku's doing. Check these settings.
Plugging your monitor into the motherboard instead of your dedicated GPU can ruin gaming performance. Here's how to check your ports and get your frames back.
Some SD cards just won't accept files larger than 4GB, no matter the total capacity or how much free storage there is. But don't worry, it's not hard to fix.
There's a suite of features with Google's Health app, but you've likely overlooked the intuitive food tracking function that helps keep your diet in check.
These tips and tricks will help you prompt Gemini better.
Fully automated ransomware hasn’t arrived—yet. But seemingly unsophisticated attackers are using AI tools to wreak havoc.
These nifty tools combine the ease of jotting notes by hand with the power of saving them digitally.
A free app lets you boot SteamOS in a virtual machine on your Apple Silicon Mac, unlocking PC and legacy games that otherwise won’t run.
Get up to 50 percent off some of my favorite headphones and earbuds from Apple, Sony, Nothing, and more.
Those old links you shared with friends ages ago are still live, and they might be attracting unwelcome visitors.
Stock up on outdoor gear and gifts for friends at REI’s annual holiday sale.
Normally, aviation is slow to embrace new technology—but AI has come for the skies.
Paddles are getting more sophisticated and expensive. We’ve tested 100+ over the years to find our favorites.
As Israeli restrictions limit repairs in Gaza, fuel is being diverted from wells to drainage pumps.
The signature moto jacket has officially worn out its welcome. Here’s how fashion’s pros would rebrand him.
Entertainment
The Port of New Orleans has sued the owners of the tanker that crashed into a cruise ship ... claiming more than $1 million in potential damage. In addition to the owners, the tanker's management and the ship itself are also listed as defendants in…
One of Russell Brand's accusers is speaking out about how the comedian allegedly sexually assaulted her when she was just 16 ... revealing her identity 2 decades after their relationship ended. In an interview with The Sunday Times ... Mia Latter…
A high school student who collapsed in the middle of gym class has died after the medical emergency left him brain dead. Levi Curry -- who was a rising defensive star on the Eagle River High School football team in Anchorage, Alaska -- went into…
One drag queen is on a journey of heel-ing ... by backpacking and hiking from San Francisco to L.A. to raise $5 million for 19 different climate and social justice non-profits. Wyn Wiley known professionally as drag performer Pattie Gonia started…
Olivia Wilde has revealed that she and ex Jason Sudeikis have nailed co-parenting ... even though it has been a hard road to get where they are now. In lengthy interview with the New York Times ... Olivia said she really takes pride in "how good we…
Nikita Tyukalo allegedly lured young women into his camgirl empire with promises of fame and fortune ... only to take control of their accounts and leave them with little to none of the cash they were bringing in. Our new documentary, "TMZ Studios…
Travis Scott was spotted leaving Chateau Marmont after attending a star-studded party toasting GQ's Men of the Year. In the photos taken around 1 AM Friday morning ... Travis was spotted wearing a black shirt, gold necklaces, and some shades as he…
Joe Jonas and girlfriend Tatiana Gabriela are apparently dunzo ... ending a year-long relationship ... TMZ has learned. A source with knowledge confirmed to TMZ that they had split. Us Weekly was first to report. An insider told the publication…
Brandi Glanville said she is still left with questions after a black mass was removed from her face during a recent surgery ... and says that there's even more buried under the surface. On yesterday's episode of "Brandi Glanville Unfiltered" ...…
A whopping 720,796 BMWs have been recalled over the risk of a fire ... as officials urge owners to turn their cars off and leave them parked. Apparently, the issue lies with an improperly sealed electrical connector located on the water pump ...…
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