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Ohio father of two Andrew Strand found dead in CVS trash compactor after his wife tracked his phone when he didn't return home from a contractor job.
Trump-aligned group is pressing states, which are suing to end Trump's executive order banning trans surgeries for kids, to provide proof of harm. But, new documents show this might not be happening.
Democrats expand midterm battleground to 44 House districts targeting Republican seats in Colorado, Minnesota, Montana, South Carolina and Virginia.
Minnesota GOP candidate Jeff Johnson's daughter allegedly killed by husband in apparent murder-suicide. Campaign suspended after tragic incident.
A United Airlines passenger realized a boarding mistake midair, asking why the flight to Houston was taking so long. The person wound up in Tokyo instead of Nicaragua.
Maryland Democratic Gov. Wes Moore faces questions over disputed family story about grandfather fleeing KKK threats, adding scrutiny to White House ambitions.
FBI probe Arctic Frost led to subpoenas for 20 Republican Congress members' phone records, Senator Chuck Grassley said during telecom executive hearing.
Texas Rep. Jasmine Crockett argues that Democratic clapback politics are more important than accuracy, arguing that the game has fundamentally changed.
Senate and House Democratic leaders slam President Donald Trump's counterproposal on DHS funding, citing insufficient details on ICE changes ahead of Friday deadline.
Bitcoin’s speed, global reach and public ledger have made it a frequent demand in ransom cases. Here’s why criminals ask for crypto and how investigators track it.
Satire
CHICAGO—Seeking to expand beyond sports coverage into radical new forms and expressions, Barstool Sports announced Monday that it would soon launch Confluences, a literary journal featuring book reviews, flash fiction, and in-depth arts criticism. Representatives at the sports website told reporte
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YARMOUTH, ME—As he bemoaned yet another day of the same infuriating routine from one of the message board’s biggest assholes, local man Kyle Parker confirmed Friday that AmigaraEnigma_9x9, his rival on AnimeNation.com, was up to his usual horseshit. “It’s not even noon, and he’s already be
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U.S. — Researchers at the nation's leading pharmaceutical companies are reportedly having second thoughts about their manufacturing methods for antidepressants, wondering if perhaps they should come up with a pill whose first side effect isn't "severe thoughts of suicide".
WASHINGTON—Advising her that even the most basic gesture of contrition would solve all her problems instantly, lawmakers reminded convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell on Monday that a simple “I’m sorry” could make all this go away. “We’re just asking for two simple words that demon
ROCHESTER, MN — The relationship between Dave Fromm and his daughter Lucille may have been irreparably annihilated, but at least the math homework is finally finished, say sources close to the situation.
WORLD — The 2026 Winter Olympics marks the 25th time that the world has gathered together to watch a bunch of sports and also figure skating.
The Department of Homeland Security warned that the use of toxins, such as ricin and cyanide, to poison domestic partners has increased over the last five years, driven by several factors including accessibility of online information, ease of obtaining certain chemicals, and perceived difficulty in
BOLZANO — The Galactic Empire was met with collective disappointment in its first chance at bringing home a medal at the 2026 Milano-Cortina Winter Olympic Games, as an Imperial stormtrooper once again finished dead last in the qualifying round of the men's biathlon.
TOKYO — A new page in history was turned in the Far East this week, with the newly elected Japanese prime minister Sanae Takaichi winning a landslide victory after promising to introduce forks.
SANTA CLARA, CA — A key part of New England's team experienced deep disappointment this morning, as the Patriots' offensive line learned that the Super Bowl was yesterday.
With the popularity of streaming megahit KPop Demon Hunters, the formation of “global girl group” Katseye, and the reunion of superstars BTS, Korean pop music’s influence on American pop culture is stronger than ever. The Onion shares everything you need to know about K-pop. Who are some of th
SANTA CLARA, CA - Following this year's Super Bowl halftime show featuring the musical stylings of Bad Bunny, surveys show support for Immigration and Customs Enforcement skyrocketed 99 percent overnight.
President Trump’s border czar, Tom Homan, was recently tapped to lead ICE’s highly publicized deportation campaign in Minnesota. The Onion takes a look at Homan’s background. Head Weight: 66 pounds Ideology: Fundamentalist Punisher fan Least Favorite Haplogroup: Q-M242 Role In Project 2025: Ge
WILMINGTON, DE—Expressing relief about his obliviousness to America’s unraveling, former President Joe Biden told reporters Thursday that he was grateful not to be alive to see what Trump was doing to the country.“ I devoted my entire life to safeguarding the ideals of democratic freedom and p
Sports
Right now, it's about looking beyond UNC's numbers and taking into account the context that has the Tar Heels as a 4-seed.
The ACC and Big 12 will have a say in the field's final teams. For now, the Last Four In all hail from the ACC.
Tristan H. Cockcroft gives newcomers tips on how to best use the tools available to them in ESPN's fantasy baseball game.
It was a heartbreaking offseason for much of NASCAR, and as the garage descends on Daytona, the stock car world is ready to refocus on racing.
Keeping tabs on all of MLB's notable free agency signings, trades, and extensions ahead of the 2026 season.
Some conference championship rings fetch big bucks. Others wind up collecting dust on a closet shelf. Players share mixed opinions on the NFL's sparkly consolation prize.
Drake Maye and the Patriots weren't able to do much in Super Bowl LX, but their future might still be bright.
The Raiders hired Klint Kubiak. Here's what that means for Las Vegas, plus what's next in the offseason.
From Cory Heim and Jade Avedisian to Rajah Caruth and Keelan Harvick, here are the latest names on NASCAR's top 20 prospects list.
The biggest offseason storylines for 2026, including players who might retire or be on the move.
There are no surefire free agent QBs available this March, and the draft class has only one first-round lock. So what now for teams that might need a quarterback?
Ukrainian skeleton athlete Vladyslav Heraskevych wore the helmet commemorating athletes killed during the war with Russia during training runs Tuesday, after IOC said they'd allow an armband.
Here are the latest NASCAR power rankings as drivers prepare to take the track at Daytona.
The NFL offseason hasn't officially arrived yet, but 30 teams are already looking ahead to 2026. Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
Will Hill sees Justin Herbert following in the footsteps of Sam Darnold next season, overcoming his big-game demons and winning it all.
Can William Byron win the Daytona 500 for the third consecutive year or is a long shot in play? Here are the latest odds, with insight from Bob Pockrass.
Keeping track of players who may be on the move, manager comings and goings, and other buzz from around the majors.
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Tech
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
The internet is ripe with horrible violations of people's privacy, including non-consensual explicit images. A new tool from Google won't do much in the way of prevention, but can help you remove this media from Search.
Now, you can choose an image and quickly request its deletion. Just click on t
Proton VPN is running a solid deal right now, dropping its two-year Proton VPN Plus plan to $2.99 per month. That works out to $72 billed upfront for the first 24 months, which represents a 70 percent discount compared to its regular pricing. We’ve rated Proton VPN highly thanks to its strong pri
If you're an iPhone user who likes to keep tabs on where your stuff is, you can't go far wrong with an AirTag. The second-gen model that Apple just released outpaces the original in every way (aside from the galling lack of a keyring hole, that is). While it's easy enough to replace the battery in b
You can find a lot of good deals for Presidents’ Day, but to say it’s a tech-deal boon would be an overstatement. The best Presidents’ Day deals are usually on mattresses, appliances and furniture, but you can find some decent tech sales thrown in as well. This year, Presidents’ Day comes ri
It takes time for novel designs to catch on. But even so, I am still wondering why the Zenbook Duo hasn't had a bigger impact on the market after ASUS released its first true dual-screen laptop two years ago. Notebooks like these provide the kind of screen space you'd typically only get from a dual
From LEDs to fancy OLED models, these are our favorite televisions at every price.
The peak time for deals on streaming services — the holiday shopping season — has come and gone, but Disney is back with a fresh offer for the new year. New and eligible returning subscribers can get one month of the ad-supported Disney+ Hulu bundle for just $10. That's $3 off the usual monthly
Sony's wireless WH-1000XM6 headphones are on sale for $398 via Amazon. This is a record-low price, as it drops $62 from the price tag. The sale applies to all three colorways.
These easily topped our list of the best wireless headphones. They are, in a word, fantastic. The headphones are packed wit
Last year the UK declared that Apple and Google were a duopoly with "strategic market status" in the mobile platforms market, making them subject to special regulations. However, the UK's Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) will not regulate Google and Apple's app stores like the EU has done. Ra
The first Pony.ai bZ4X robotaxi, made in partnership with Toyota, has just rolled off the production line and is ready to be deployed. It’s the first of many, if the companies stick to their plan, which is to produce more than 1,000 bZ4X robotaxis this year. The bZ4X is one of the three autonomous
We tested the latest and greatest gaming laptops, and whittled our list down to the six absolute best you can buy right now.
Spotify announced Tuesday that it hit 751 million total monthly active users (MAUs) for quarter-four of 2025. That record-high is an 11 percent jump from the year before and a significant bump from the third quarter's 713 million MAUs.
The quarterly earnings report also showed a 10 percent jump ye
Ditch the old Word doc that's hanging on by a thread. A proper résumé builder can help you stand out from the crowd.
These second-generation smart glasses give you superpowers—if the software behaves.
Bidets are extremely common in northern Italy, where the Milano Cortina Games are being played. They’re less familiar to the people visiting.
These portable heaters will heat a room quickly, quietly, and safely.
It’s a decent value for $200, but unreliable performance makes this Samsung smartphone tough to recommend.
Here are the current best bundles from the most popular services.
Instead of throwing that spent Elf Bar nicotine vape into the trash, you can pull most of the guts out, plug in a circuit board and some controls, then suck on the mouthpiece to play digital sounds.
Entertainment
It looks like even Kid Rock had to go back and watch Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime Show ... because the country-rap-rock star delivered his critique of BB's performance on Fox News last night. Rock told Laura Ingraham on "The Ingraham Angle" ...…
Rising F1 star Kimi Antonelli crashed a super-rare Mercedes in a one-vehicle accident over the weekend ... and while the car took a beating, the driver is luckily okay. The 19-year-old Italian's Mercedes team confirmed the news in a statement on…
Monday night's showdown between the Hornets and Pistons descended into chaos after a wild brawl broke out on the hardwood ... resulting it multiple players being ejected, after coaches and officials were finally able to restore peace! It all went…
Savannah Guthrie and her family are clinging to faith amid their nightmare ... and a message of hope is coming straight from her mother Nancy’s pastor, who is vouching for the power of prayer when tragedy threatens to take over. Michael Rudzena,…
More like Bonnie Blue ... her back out! The adult content creator reportedly had unprotected sex with around 400 men, setting a world record. That's right ... While the Winter Olympics wage on in Italy, the bedroom Olympics raged in the UK over the…
Professional race car driver Lewis Hamilton's obviously not afraid to move fast ... and clearly Kim Kardashian isn't either -- because it seems she's already bringing him around her famous family. Kim shared a vid of her and her sisters Khloé…
50 Cent is taking a dig at Stefon Diggs after rumors surfaced the NFL star and Cardi B broke up during Sunday's Super Bowl LX. Always the troll, 50 hopped on Instagram Monday and wrote, “Can you imagine waking up this morning and you done lost…
Ja Rule is setting the record straight after he and Tony Yayo turned a routine cross-country flight into a tense mid-air showdown that was captured on video. Check out Ja's tweets about the ordeal after TMZ contacted him for comment -- he said he…
Jeffrey Epstein had a massive stash of videos depicting young, scantily clad females -- and we're now getting a glimpse into the pedophile's perverted world -- although none of it is criminal, at least according to the Department of Justice. The…
Elizabeth Warren doesn't need to track her step count or run a stopwatch on her 40-yard dash to know she's the fastest Senator ... and she may very well be right, because our photog had a tough time keeping up with her. We got the Democratic…
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