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Enes Kanter Freedom says he's "prepared" to play in the WNBA, calling Sophie Cunningham an "American hero" for her stance on trans athletes.
The Covetrus and MWI Animal Health merger faces FTC review as advocates argue it could lower veterinary prices amid Amazon and Chewy competition.
Plastic surgeon Dr. Krishna Vyas reveals why men no longer feel stigma around cosmetic procedures and shares the foundational steps for extending 'hotspan'.
Northern Virginia Democrats Donald Beyer and Suhas Subramanyam faced questions after a Tajik national fled a mental health institute to Dushanbe.
A St. Louis mom of four on TLC's "Double Lives of Suburban Wives" says her hidden adult-content business cost her the corporate job she built for years.
Taxpayers may pay twice under Zohran Mamdani's city-owned grocery plan as NYC explores grants for independent grocers alongside the subsidized stores.
Three pro-transgender scoreboard messages ran during halftime after the New York Liberty refunded Jennifer Sey supporter Julie Potter's paid message.
Nevada Gov. Joe Lombardo declared a state of emergency as the Hawk Fire exploded across 10,500 acres, threatening 1,000 homes outside of Reno.
An AI agent using Claude AI canceled another person's gym booking after finding a security flaw in the reservation system's authorization checks.
Adam Smith's "Wealth of Nations" turns 250 as socialism gains ground among youth, and capitalism needs individual heroes to survive this test.
Satire
The Department of Justice finalized a rule that creates a path for some convicted felons to have their gun rights restored, with officials claiming those who pose a public danger could only be approved in “extraordinary circumstances.” What do you think?
The post DOJ Develops Pathway To Restore
BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND — Local man Roger Fisher was arrested this morning on suspicion of briefly considering sharing a meme.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House has announced that the new Press Secretary will just be a poster-sized photo of Scott Jennings doing that face he does.
Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty to federal stalking charges in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, facing a maximum sentence of life in prison. What do you think?
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Whether shorts are office-appropriate attire has ignited an online debate. The Onion examines the pros and cons of wearing shorts in the office. PRO New scapegoat for bad quarter Good to have full range of movement while sitting stationary for eight hours A well-aired cog is a productive cog Ready t
LONDON—Acknowledging that the sea mammals were far from being “awe-inspiring, beautiful creatures or a splendor of nature,” an embarrassed David Attenborough finally admitted this week to exaggerating the wonder of seals. “While I did several monologues in voiceover claiming that sea lions h
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday that Donald Trump has always been a face drawn onto a cantaloupe. “If you go back and look at h
RENO, NV—Wincing as he sang in a baritone voice with a slight British accent, local woman Mary Lowe reportedly felt immense pity at a karaoke outing Thursday after she imagined her friend Matthew Brown working on his Morrissey impression alone at home. “Oh no, I can picture him practicing it all
After a megayacht owned by Mark Zuckerberg failed to respond to a distress signal from a skiff that had run out of fuel, a spokesperson for the centibillionaire claimed his crew did not hear the call for help. What do you think?
The post Mark Zuckerberg’s Yacht Fails To Respond To Maritime Distres
The post Every Commercial On ESPN Past Midnight Just Straight-Up Telling Viewers They Have Prostate Cancer appeared first on The Onion.
APPLETON, WI—Wide-eyed and unusually still as he took in the unfamiliar sight before him, local 9-year-old Connor Walsh reportedly got a nice long look at the small of his father’s back Thursday while the 44-year-old bent down to retrieve a ping-pong ball that had rolled beneath a basement shelv
Sports
We asked major leagues what one piece of advice from their youth baseball days stuck with them -- and what advice they'd give now. Here's what they said.
Here's who has surged up our list now that the draft and trade season have passed.
Cris Cyborg got all she could handle from Ketlen Vieira but pulled out a unanimous decision for her 10th straight win in what might have been her PFL swan song Saturday night.
Nottingham Forest want Brazil striker Igor Thiago, and Barcelona continue their search for a No. 9. Transfer Talk has the latest.
College football is still a week away, but it's never too soon to look ahead to bowl season.
Can Indiana do it again? Will Texas break through? Is Notre Dame ready to rise up? Here's our preseason top 25.
Erling Haaland shared his latest viral social media post, showing him cutting his long blonde hair in favour of a buzz cut.
Quarterback J.J. McCarthy, who ended up with 18 snaps, would have played longer Saturday if he had not gotten "banged up" during a rough first quarter in the Vikings' 13-3 preseason loss to the Ravens, coach Kevin O'Connell said.
Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson was booed in his first home game since suffering a right Achilles tendon injury in October 2024 and said he thought the reaction from the crowd was "disrespectful" and felt "personal."
DraftKings Sportsbook: How to Bet on Rolly Romero vs. Teofimo Lopez and Claim $150 in Bonuses.
Find out how to bet on the Rolando 'Rolly' Romero vs Teofimo Lopez Fight tonight.
Shedeur Sanders and Stetson Bennett were the standout performers on Saturday in NFL preseason action.
Here's the top highlights and match recaps from Jeep AvCA First Serve Wisconsin vs. Louisville and Texas vs. Arizona State.
Deshaun Watson spoke to the media about the negative fan reaction to his preseason performance against the Buffalo Bills.
Alex Palou will start from the pole at INDYCAR's "bumpy" Freedom 250 course on Sunday in Washington D.C.
In a throwback IROC race, Jeff Gordon came out on top against drivers like Kurt Busch, Hélio Castroneves and Bill Elliott.
Tech
If you're struggling to get Siri to work with your car's CarPlay system, there are some things you can check.
The Asus PG27UCWM brings a new sub-pixel layout to the world of OLED gaming monitors, and in my testing, I appreciated the improvements it brings to the table.
You might not need to invest in a newer pair of earbuds to improve the sound quality. Here's how to upgrade your current pair for a better listening experience.
Don't keep restarting your phone. Try these other steps instead.
I’ve tested every single Kindle. Here’s how Amazon’s ebook readers stack up.
How a tiny little electronic switch sparked the computer revolution.
Docking stations expand what your laptop can do, and I’ve been testing the best of the best to see which you should buy.
From halting my doomscrolls to automating air-quality checks, Apple’s streamlined Shortcuts app is my favorite iOS 27 feature.
Luxury water can contain different minerals and taste noticeably different. But a remote source, alkaline pH, and high price do not necessarily mean better hydration.
We break down the different autonomous driving levels, and why Level 5 is so hard to achieve.
You can keep Instagram from using your activity outside the app to influence the ads you get.
Even old Apple devices you haven't touched in years could still get you some credit towards a new phone.
The AI leader said that the state's SB 53 framework should "be amended to expand safeguards."
Yes, so long as you're willing to put in the work (and money) for better photos.
Nintendo Switch Online upgrades your experience with online play and a lot of other perks, but should you shell out for it?
A Dutch data regulatory authority said that Uber has to pay 824.9 million euros for violating the GDPR.
For uninterrupted service as you country-hop, the Saily Ultra eSIM works well and comes with plentiful perks. It’s pricey though.
Your desk setup needs a monitor arm, and I’ve been testing every one I can get my hands on to find the best.
It is possible to achieve your desired work-life balance on your smartphone. Just set up separate accounts using this built-in Android feature.
These toppers will transform your mattress into exactly what you need, whether that’s a super-plush pillow top, memory foam, or targeted back support.
Entertainment
Erling Haaland has unveiled a dramatic new look ... buzzing off the long, blonde hair that became one of the most recognizable features of the Manchester City superstar. The World Cup icon has shocked soccer fans by chopping off the long, flowing…
Gavin Newsom took a break from politics and his podcast to enjoy a front row seat at Noah Kahan's San Francisco concert the other night -- and TMZ has obtained footage of the California gov rockin' out with his wife. Check it out ... Newsom and his…
California rockers Buckcherry got into a deadly crash in South Carolina while they were traveling on their tour bus to their next gig, according to the band. Buckcherry posted the bad news on Instagram Stories, writing that their bus was involved…
Jay Leno wants courts in New Hampshire to recognize his wife's conservatorship in California so he can sell one of their New England properties ... TMZ has learned. Jay says he's planning to sell some real estate he and his wife, Mavis, own in the…
Chloe Cherry just turned 29, and she's lookin' fine as ever after another trip around the sun ... so let's show her some love! The blonde beauty's got an arsenal of steamy snaps under her belt that are so sweet they live up to her name. That's why…
Are Jason Statham's looks over the years transporting some major eye-candy?! Here is a 35-year-old version of the Hollywood hunk at "The Transporter" World Premiere back in 2002 (left). Playing Frank Martin propelled Jason to international stardom…
Julius Erving is giving the new-look Philadelphia 76ers a big thumbs-up ... but Dr. J's not ready to crown them champs just yet! The Hall of Famer spoke to TMZ Sports this week and said he's all-in on the stacked squad ... but winning isn't just…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Big, baggy pants are super in right now ... and we can see why! After all, what's better than looking cool and feeling comfy at the same time?! If you're on the hunt…
How many actors can you name in this cast photo? Let's start with the front row -- The fella with the red sweater wrapped around his neck is an "UnREAL" Australian actor"The Other Woman" is donning the strapless dressTaking the wheel is an iconic…
Alex Rodriguez is taking his romance abroad ... partying it up with his brunette beauty at a club in Ibiza! Check it out -- the former baseball pro and his better half, Meghan Hayden, were feeling the vibes at UNVRS in the wee hours of Friday…
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