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Fox News Digital reviews the Focus Features period drama "Hamnet" starring Jessie Buckley, Paul Mescal, Emily Watson and Joe Alwyn. Directed by Chloé Zhao.
Martha Stewart reveals her unconventional burial plans: she wants to be composted on her property alongside her horses, rejecting traditional coffins.
New research reveals that moderate coffee consumption may help people with mental illnesses to live longer, healthier lives by slowing cellular aging processes.
Snowball throwing by fans disrupted James Madison's Sun Belt Conference championship game against Troy, with athletic director Matt Roan issuing penalty warnings.
Newly released 911 calls from the deadly Texas Hill Country flood reveal desperate pleas for help as the waters rose, killing over 130 people.
Gov. Tim Walz faces little media scrutiny over billion-dollar welfare fraud in Minnesota as broadcast networks downplay massive Somali charity scheme.
Highland Park High School in New Jersey launches a new Socialist Club with promotional flyers featuring Karl Marx imagery and anti-capitalist messaging.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's rumored wedding at Ocean House resort in Rhode Island sparks celebrity buzz with reported June 2026 date.
Ancient silver cup may show world's oldest cosmic creation scene, researcher says: 'Chaos prevailed'
A study says the Ain Samiya goblet, found in 1970, depicts a moment of cosmic creation, challenging previous scholarly interpretations. It's the oldest-known cup of its kind.
Hollywood icon Lorenzo Lamas is endorsing a pro-law enforcement Republican for California governor after ripping Newsom for “devastating" impact on the state.
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PASADENA, CA — A family of Jehovah's Witnesses continued their annual tradition of piling into the car and going for a drive to look at houses without Christmas lights.
After a bidding war, Netflix has secured a deal to buy Warner Bros. Discovery for a reported $82.7 billion. Once the deal is finalized, fans will notice significant changes to beloved WB properties like Harry Potter, Looney Tunes, and Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.
LOS ANGELES—In a shockingly personal attack on the actor’s arches, filmmaker Quentin Tarantino made comments Friday slamming Paul Dano as the worst actor on Wikifeet. “Paul Dano’s got the weakest soles on Wikifeet,” Tarantino said during a podcast appearance, calling Dano’s feet “nasty
Starting in 2026, Malaysia will ban social media accounts for anyone under 16, joining other countries such as Australia in imposing digital age limits. What do you think?
The post Malaysia Bans Social Media For Children Under 16 appeared first on The Onion.
KANSAS CITY, MO — Rumors swirled that the Kansas City Chiefs' disappointing season had led one of the world's biggest celebrities to reconsider her future, with Taylor Swift hoping that Travis Kelce had forgotten that they were engaged.
CAMILLA, GA — A routine family game night almost ended in disaster after a young child asked to play Monopoly. Fortunately for everyone involved, better heads prevailed, and the game of Monopoly was narrowly avoided.
ANAHEIM, CA — Dad and budget hawk Kevin Peterson told his kids that the family was just one accidentally opened hotel minibar waterbottle away from complete financial ruin.
BORDENTOWN, NJ — According to reports, a customer at Tricky Auto Repair located on South Egg Harbor Road successfully negotiated his vehicle maintenance down from a routine $75 oil change to a mere $2,000 full brakes and rotor replacement.
A Japanese tech firm has developed a capsule-style human washing machine, which is able to automatically wash and dry a person. What do you think?
The post Japanese Company Unveils Human Washing Machine appeared first on The Onion.
READING, PA — According to sources, a local mother was carefully looking through the toy aisles of a nearby store for the perfect present that her child would break in four seconds.
CARACAS — A young employee's burgeoning career took a massive step forward this week, as a junior cartel member was excited to find out that he was already getting an opportunity to drive the boat.
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he urinated inside a Pentagon break room refrigerator. “In the heat of the moment, you’ve got
The bride and groom want to call what happened on Saturday a wedding, but it wasn’t even in a church—and they both wore tennis shoes!
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VATICAN CITY—In a milestone many Roman Catholics hope will bring the church into the 21st century, Vatican officials issued a statement Tuesday formally recognizing Generation Z’s first demon. “For his innovative use of digital communications to torment and possess the Christian faithful, Mel
Tensions between the United States and Venezuela are escalating, with President Trump stating that land strikes on drug traffickers could come “very soon.” The Onion examines the pros and cons of entering a war against Venezuela. PRO “Caracas” fun to say Raises total number of countries Amer
In the world of business, integrity is everything. There has to be a baseline level of trust, or the entire system collapses. That’s why I make honesty a top priority in my professional life, even in situations where bending the truth a little would be to my personal benefit. For example, I would
NEW YORK—Confirming his new film fell somewhere between fact and fiction, director Josh Safdie explained to reporters Friday that Marty Supreme was a slight dramatization of LeBron James’ life. “I wouldn’t call it a biopic, exactly, but yes, Marty Supreme is about King James,” said the fil
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Sports
Which teams moved closer to a playoff berth during championship week?
Bill Connelly looks at key angles for all nine games -- and why the playoff committee could get a headache.
Former Kentucky star DeMarcus Cousins didn't hold back on his opinion of the Wildcats after their 35-point loss to No. 11 Gonzaga, saying the team "has no heart."
Penn State has named Iowa State's Matt Campbell as the school's head football coach.
With exactly two months to go to the Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics, only slightly more than half of the 1.5 million tickets for the games have been sold.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander scored 33 points, stretching his 20-point streak to 95 straight games, as the Thunder stomped the Mavericks 132-111 for their 14th straight win.
The Bulldogs are expected to target former head coach Zach Arnett to replace Coleman Hutzler as their defensive coordinator, sources told ESPN.
Blake Baker will remain the defensive coordinator at LSU, coach Lane Kiffin confirmed on social media.
James Madison athletic director Matt Roan used the public-address microphone to implore Dukes fans to stop throwing snowballs onto the field during the Sun Belt Conference championship game.
Here's our latest intel heading into the MLB winter meetings, starting with the slugger who holds the key to the offseason.
Preview the Dec. 6 matchup between the Ohio State Buckeyes and Indiana Hoosiers with predictions, odds, over/under, spread, betting lines and more.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the Ohio State Buckeyes vs. Indiana Hoosiers Big Ten championship game, Saturday, Dec. 6.
Preview the Dec 6 matchup between the Duke Blue Devils and Michigan State Spartans with how to watch, tv channel info, predictions, odds, over/under, spread, betting lines and more.
Watch the full 2025 Mountain West Championship ceremony after the Boise State Broncos defeated the UNLV Rebels, 38-21.
Quarterback Maddux Madsen scored four first-half touchdowns to propel Boise State past UNLV for a third-straight crown, the program’s final championship before its 2026 move to the Pac-12.
Check out the odds for all nine college football conference title games, highlighted by a battle between No. 1 and No. 2.
Check out the best moments between the UNLV Rebels and the Boise State Broncos in the Mountain West Championship!
We know all the matches and dates for the group stage games for next summer's 48-team soccer bonanza.
Kevin Durant notched another milestone on Friday night during Houston's dominant victory over Phoenix, becoming just the eighth player in NBA history to join the exclusive 31,000-point club.
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Tech
This premium gaming handheld loads up with features, but Windows still holds it back from being the easy option.
We’ve slept off our collective turkey coma and returned to the review lab here at Engadget. Our team may also be in full CES prep mode, but we’ve got a few more devices to get off or our desks before 2025 is over. Catch up on all of the reviews you might have missed over the last few weeks — a
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. A bunch of titles that are arriving very late to make it into game of the year conversations debuted this week, and we learned some new details about upcoming projects, such as a release date for a rad-looking arena shooter ca
Because of shifting storms and sweltering summers, Iran’s capital faces a future “Day Zero” when the taps run dry.
Plus: The Trump administration declines to issue sanctions over Salt Typhoon’s hacking spree, officials warn of a disturbingly stealthy Chinese malware specimen, and more.
Canyon’s latest off-road helmet is the first bike helmet in the United States to feature RLS’s game-changing safety tech.
This no-frills device is good, but chintzy accessories and a borderline dangerous frother keep it from being great.
Plus: Samsung’s tri-folding phone unfurls to the size of a tablet, and Kobo has a new remote page-turner.
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In this episode of Uncanny Valley, we bring you the news of the week, then dive into how some DOGE operatives are still at work in the federal government—despite reports claiming otherwise.
Here's some good news for the "Han shot first" crowd. The original cut of Star Wars (1977), the film known today as A New Hope, is coming back to theaters. We first learned in August that some version of the film would be screened again in 2027 for its 50th anniversary. But we know now this will ind
Meta has acquired Limitless, the maker of an AI-powered "Pendant," to work on building consumer hardware for the company, the startup announced via a YouTube video and blog post. So far, Meta has focused on selling VR headsets and AI smart glasses. Now the company seems interested in branching out."
First it was banned. Then its sales blew up. But Horses fails to meet the lofty goals of its own ideas.
The $83 billion deal gives the streamer a century’s worth of prestige television and movies, from Batman movies to Game of Thrones. It also ends the streaming wars.
The Switch 2's lack of a built-in camera means you need an external one for GameChat video calls. But now, if your phone is a Google Pixel, you don't even need one of those. Android Authority reported on Friday that the two now work nicely together (without needing third-party apps), and our tests c
The debut game from Liquid Swords will arrive in early 2026, it was announced at today's PC Gaming Show. Samson: A Tyndalston Story is billed as "a consequence-heavy noir action game" by its developer, and focuses on the eponymous Samson McCray, a man who's got himself into serious debt in a city th
Shortly after rumors of a deal between the two media giants broke, Netflix has announced it is buying Warner Bros., HBO and HBO Max for approximately $82.7 billion. If approved, the deal will take place after Warner Bros. has disentangled itself from both its legacy cable and Discovery assets as par
Netflix's $82.7 billion acquisition of Warner Bros. is, in many ways, the last thing a weakened Hollywood needs right now. The industry is still recovering from the COVID-19 pandemic, where theaters were forced to close and audiences became even more comfortable with streaming films at home. The WGA
Looking to switch music streaming platforms for no real reason? Apple Music is holding one heck of a sale right now. You can get three months of use for just $1. There are some caveats, as this is only for new users on the individual plan. Students and family plans don't count for this.
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IMAX and animation distributor GKids are bringing more 4K Studio Ghibli restorations to the largest screens in 2026. The announcement follows the IMAX release of Princess Mononoke this year, with the ongoing restorations being directly supervised by Studio Ghibli’s Atsushi Okui, who’s been with
Entertainment
Cocona -- a beloved member of the Japanese girl group XG -- celebrated their 20th birthday by getting real about their gender identity -- they have come out as transmasculine and nonbinary. Cocona also announced they had top surgery earlier this…
Sydney Sweeney ain't keeping her lips tight like a pair of skinny jeans any longer -- she has fully addressed the viral American Eagle ad controversy. The blonde-haired, blue-eyed actress opened up about the highly publicized AE ad drama that…
Bryan Kohberger is spending Christmas behind bars -- and the murderous Grinch of 4 college students is getting a much-deserved lump of coal this year instead of the average holiday prison perks, except for some cookies. Here's the scoop ... Idaho's…
Faux fur is all the rage these days, and since temps are droppin' ... it's time for you to warm up with these scruffy-furry baes! From Lizzo's bikini-fur look, to Hailey Bieber's cushy crop top magic, even Oliva Pierson is gettin' her fix of fake!…
JaMarcus Russell knows a thing or two about Lane Kiffin and LSU football, and the former number one overall pick in the 2007 NFL Draft is pumped to see what the polarizing head coach has in store for his alma mater! TMZ Sports chatted it up with…
Luigi Mangione was fighting for his life in court this week, and Justin Baldoni wanted Blake to know ... he's circumcised. So we gotta ask ...
Bounce into these two bodacious side-by-side shots of Sydney Sweeney and see if you can win over the minor changes ... Earlier this week, the 28-year-old actress rocked a sparkly gown for "The Housemaid" New York screening! ... say what you want,…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. With Hanukkah kicking off on December 14, there's still time to get your hands on all the essentials you need for your home. From menorahs to festive fits, we've pulled…
Smokey Robinson won a legal battle in his legal war against his sexual assault accusers ... a judge granted the singer's request for the anonymous accusers to turn over their cell phones. In court docs, obtained by TMZ, Smokey said he was concerned…
"Vanderpump Villa" star Marciano Brunette is suing "Secret Lives of Mormon Lives" star Demi Engemann for defamation ... he says her sexual assault allegations against him are a bunch of baloney. In new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Marciano claims…
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