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Ahead of Knicks Spurs Game 4, Trump shared outrage over Wembanyama's shove on Brunson and praises both teams' star players in the NBA Finals.
Ohio lawmakers approved an $875 million package to resolve a Medicaid dispute after the Supreme Court found nursing homes were shortchanged.
A tourist was caught on video climbing into the waters above Iguazu Falls to retrieve a dropped cellphone, just yards from steep drops at the famous site.
Texas Tech booster Cody Campbell claims conferences refusing to schedule the Red Raiders over the Sorsby case would constitute antitrust collusion.
FBI Director Kash Patel announces the first arrest from DOJ's Most Wanted Fraudsters list as a Minneapolis grocery owner faces fraud charges.
Oregon's largest teachers union aims to become the state's biggest PAC by 2026, internal documents show, while proposing new member assessments.
New York Knicks owner James Dolan and NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani clashed over a canceled watch party outside Madison Square Garden during the NBA Finals.
Rep. Jim Jordan scrutinizes U.K. surveillance laws over concerns they could expose American officials' communications and strain the Five Eyes alliance.
Tarek and Heather El Moussa say they feel "violated" after suspects broke into their Newport Beach home while the family vacationed in Mexico.
The new documentary "Hollywood Does Abortion" claims that past movies and television shows have pushed a stigma around abortion despite its liberal politics.
Satire
As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints in the Bible that Jesus was truly the one called Christ.
LONDON — Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following the attempted beheading of an Irishman by a Sudanese migrant, leading UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer to ask the Irish not to bicker and argue over who beheaded whom.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As racial tensions continued to rise in the wake of the verdict handed down in the Austin Metcalf murder trial, a somber former President Barack Obama said if he had a son who stabbed someone in the heart with a knife, he would look just like Karmelo Anthony.
AUGUSTA, ME — The citizens of Maine have cast their votes to officially update the state flag to include a swastika.
A McDonald’s employee in California suffered severe burns across his face and body after a coworker tossed hot oil on him, the reason for the attack remaining unknown. What do you think?
The post McDonald’s Worker Suffers Severe Burns After Being Attacked With Hot Oil appeared first on The Onion
Unsubscribing from spam texts is well known, but did you know you can also unsubscribe from your wife? All you have to do is text back "UNSUBSCRIBE" and she's legally required to stop.
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local mom Rachel Thompson reportedly enjoyed a brief half-hour break this week in between finishing all the laundry and having to do more laundry.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Following last week's primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general election between an avowed communist and an avowed communist.
Doug Valdez, 91, passed away early Friday morning in an attempt to beat the weekend rush into heaven.
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Staggering out into the blinding light of day, Euphoria showrunner Sam Levinson reportedly emerged from a 7-year drug binge Wednesday horrified to learn what he had created. “Wait, I did what?” said a shaky, bleary-eyed Levinson as he looked through his phone in an attempt
The post Rick Brunson Tests Jalen Brunson Again On What To Say When Press Asks About Bruises appeared first on The Onion.
What are you doing here? This is not for piddling swine like you. Be gone! Back to your frumpy duplex you go! Reference #295432
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SAN FRANCISCO—Expanding their offerings of erectile health products, male-focused wellness brand Hims announced a new line of folders Wednesday for holding in front of embarrassing boners. “These safe, discreet folders are specially formulated to ensure you are the only one who knows that you ar
MINNEAPOLIS—Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco g
Despite advances in technology, training, and performance optimization, some achievements in sports have stood the test of time. The following athletic records remain unbroken.
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MIAMI—In an official filing with the U.S. Department of Labor, Amazon employees alleged Monday that they had been exposed to inhumane working conditions while staffing the human chessboard that executive chairman Jeff Bezos maintains on the grounds of his Florida compound. “We’re not allowed
MCKINNEY, TX — Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree murder, expressed regret that he didn't convert to Islam and stab someone in the UK instead.
On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of prophecy, tongues, and more. But which gifts are the coolest?
Actor Idris Elba dismissed longstanding rumors that he would be the next James Bond, calling the speculation “unrealistic” and claiming that many global audiences would never accept a Black male in the iconic role. What do you think?
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U.S. — The nation was thrown into a state of shock on Tuesday afternoon, as a jury in Texas ruled that you can't just stab someone in the heart for no reason at all.
Sports
Check out the odds for the South Korea vs. Czechia Group A matchup at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
What if the World Cup was simulated 100,000 times? Here are the results.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Bettors are digging Mexico in the highly-anticipated World Cup opener. Patrick Everson breaks down the action.
Deshaun Watson knows he can’t change the public perception of him or the results of his first four seasons with the Cleveland Browns.
On Thursday, South Korea will be looking to do what they haven't been able to since 2010 -- win their opener.
Malik Tillman isn't the only footballer to have an interest in fashion, but his photoshoot for Flaunt has raised eyebrows in the USMNT dressing room.
A new pitch, added velocity and better command have transformed Roki Sasaki into the pitcher the Dodgers envisioned when they signed him.
Bryce Eldridge's grand slam contributed to San Francisco Giants 10 runs in the final two innings for an 11-10 victory against the Nationals.
Max Scherzer came off the injured list and promptly reached another milestone.
Center Aaron Brewer agreed to a three-year, $52.5 million extension with the Dolphins, becoming the NFL's third-highest paid player at his position by average annual salary.
Celebrity row at Madison Square Garden comes with perks, but if you break any of the unofficial rules you could lose your privileges.
The timing of Will Wade's exit from NC State is the key factor in a letter from NC State indicating the school is investigating potential legal claims against LSU.
Browns QB Deshaun Watson spoke to reporters Wednesday after Cleveland's second day of mandatory minicamp, marking his first comments since he ruptured his right Achilles tendon on Oct. 20, 2024.
The Chiefs are adding two years to Patrick Mahomes' contract in a reworked contract that ties him to Kansas City through 2033 at a value of $504.75 million, sources told ESPN.
LeBron James, when asked for his take on the basketball GOAT debate, said: "I'm not taking nobody over me."
The Eagles have signed defensive end AJ Epenesa months after the Browns backed out of an agreement to sign him.
FIFA president Gianni Infantino said the organization cannot dictate to the U.S. government who to allow into its country for the World Cup, saying that sometimes it is better to "chill and relax" over visa issues.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
Former Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has leapt to the defence of Kylian Mbappe, claiming the forward has been unfairly targeted during a turbulent second season at Real Madrid.
Tech
The update brings a low-latency profile, speeds up search, and patches hundreds of flaws.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
The regulation also imposes new safety expectations on 'AI chatbot services.'
“Defenders cannot afford to take weeks to patch,” one Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency official warned on Wednesday.
US lawmakers are alarmed that Bill Pulte, a housing official with no intelligence experience, is poised to take charge of one of the government's most powerful surveillance tools.
The never-ending problem of scammers has made Valve decide to stop producing Steam gift cards.
The delayed Fable reboot is coming to Xbox Series X/S, PS5 and PC on February 23.
We played the opening prologue of the horror sequel, and it's still got ways to bring the scares.
Colleagues discussed the incident on internal message boards, according to documents seen by WIRED.
Amazon's "Story So Far" feature is hitting Kindle hardware and the iOS app, but sadly not the Android version just yet.
This remake of the first Halo game's hits consoles on July 28.
Instagram has expanded its algorithm personalization features to its main feed.
Ubisoft is reportedly trying to cut costs without leaving key franchises like Rainbow Six: Siege in the lurch with a new round of layoffs.
Unravel the tangled world of cords and find the ones you need to charge your gadgets and transfer data.
The UFC event on the White House’s South Lawn is the president’s birthday gift to himself. Sources expect it to be a lobbying extravaganza.
The ACLU is suing two Florida police departments over the arrest of a Fort Myers man in a child-abduction case, saying officers treated a flawed face-recognition match as a near-certain ID.
With an initial capacity of 24 megawatts, the innovative data center uses seawater as a natural cooling system.
The newest Kindle Scribe means there are now three digital notebooks you can buy in the $400 price range. Here’s which one you should get.
I’ve tried every single Kindle. Here’s how Amazon’s ebook readers stack up.
Kit out your Apple tablet with our favorite stands, cases, keyboards, and styli.
Entertainment
Taylor Swift scoped out her and Travis Kelce's wedding venue Wednesday night ... because she rolled up to watch Game 4 of the NBA Finals at Madison Square Garden. Here's the catch ... she arrived at the game without her hubby to be and with her…
Jesse Ridgway isn't letting those "go to Hell" comments get to him ... because he's not religious. He shared an Instagram story Wednesday where he explained he's pretty unbothered by the abortion backlash. ICYMI, the YouTuber -- who goes by…
Robert Carradine, the actor best known for his roles in "Lizzie McGuire," "Revenge of the Nerds," and "The Long Riders," had been battling bipolar disorder, severe depression, anxiety, and recurring suicidal thoughts for roughly two decades before…
Karmelo Anthony has officially traded county jail for state prison ... and the convicted killer posed for a new mugshot after being transferred into the Texas prison system to begin serving his 35-year sentence for murdering Austin Metcalf. The…
John McClain -- the former executor of Michael Jackson's estate who passed away last month -- had a personal fortune of $20 million and no will ... according to the man who wants to administer his estate. Warner Wright IV filed paperwork Wednesday…
Karmelo Anthony's parents don't believe their son got a fair trial ... and they say they're going to keep fighting until justice has been served. Kala Hayes and Andrew Anthony discussed their son's guilty verdict with Mimi Brown in an emotional…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding guest list isn't just packed with celebrities, athletes and Hollywood power players ... plenty of everyday folks made the cut too. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... the couple invited people…
Nick Cannon's baby mama, Brittany Bell, recently earned her doctorate ... and let's just say the subject of her dissertation was a family matter. Brittany earned her Doctor of Psychology degree from Alliant University in May ... and now it's been…
President Trump was at Madison Square Garden for Game 3 of the NBA Finals, but was he awake, or off in la la land?! James Dolan, who was sitting with the world's most powerful man in the World's Most Famous Arena, is clearing the air! "Where do…
Austin Metcalf's family is getting inundated with dozens of death threats and other hateful messages following Karmelo Anthony's murder conviction ... TMZ has learned. Sources connected to the trial tell TMZ ... the Metcalf family has been…
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