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Viral video shows Jerry Seinfeld dancing and mocking anti-Israel hecklers at the Chicago Theatre as security escorted protesters from the venue.
Mary Peltola's apparent use of cue cards during her Alaska Senate debate with Dan Sullivan sparked a wave of GOP mockery and a pointed on-stage exchange.
Wil Lutz drilled a 53-yard overtime field goal after a crucial Sam Darnold interception sealed the Denver Broncos' 17-14 Thursday night win.
Shohei Ohtani's 428-foot three-run homer gave the Dodgers a 4-0 lead, but the Brewers' unlikely heroes erased it all to complete an NLCS sweep.
FBI returns 'Most Wanted' fraudster to US after India arrest in alleged $600K SNAP food stamp scheme
FBI Director Kash Patel announced Manjit Singh Bedi, accused of stealing over $600,000 in SNAP benefits in Tacoma, has been returned from India.
Karl Smesko left Florida Gulf Coast's beach campus after eight 30-win seasons to chase the title he could never win there with the Atlanta Dream.
Katie Zacharia defended her debut White House press briefing and addressed California bar exam scrutiny during interview with Sean Hannity.
A transgender 19-year-old alleged neo-Nazi plotted an attack on a Hindu temple, but the firearm malfunctioned and a coworker's tip led to an arrest.
Division II football player Tyler Ulrich, 21, suffered a head injury during a Southern Nazarene University game Saturday that proved fatal five days later.
A protester yelling about AI data centers sparked a fiery clash between Republican Sen. Susan Collins and Democratic challenger Troy Jackson.
Satire
The Onion selects the best books to take on vacation this year.
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LAS VEGAS, NV — Singer-songwriter Kelly Clarkson's hit new single "I'd Like To Speak To Your Manager" is now available on Apple Music and Spotify.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A bold new study theorizes that ancient peoples from the 1990s were able to make a season of a TV show in less than three years.
FRANKLIN, TN — Fandom of a revered intellectual property became outraged this week, as legions of loyal fans bemoaned what they saw as a desecration of their favorite stories after they watched the new trailer for the reboot of Baywatch.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Minnesota congresswoman still under scrutiny for alleged immigration violations, federal investigators informed Ilhan Omar that this all could have been legal if she had lived in Arkansas.
SPRINGFIELD, MO — One young member of a local congregation found himself feeling despondent about his future, as the youth group boy was doomed to lifelong singleness after failing to stack chairs correctly.
BROOKFIELD, WI—Tracking a shift to a more sustainable and budget-friendly method of handling human remains, a report released Wednesday by the National Funeral Directors Association found that an increasing number of Americans were opting to be buried in an unknowing neighbor’s backyard. “As t
MECHANICSBURG, PA — Comedian Shane Gillis is facing backlash from a joke he said during the opening monologue of the October 10 episode of SNL, which Southern Baptist preachers allege he ripped straight out of their 1995 sermons.
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As artificial intelligence continues to advance, it's becoming harder and hard to tell what's real and what isn't. Can you tell which is which? Test yourself with our quiz:
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EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Fanning hype for its upcoming open-world sandbox game by teasing a copious collection of tracks from the legendary singer-songwriter and film composer, Rockstar Games announced in a press release Tuesday that the Grand Theft Auto VI soundtrack would contain 10,000 songs by Rand
ARLINGTON, VA—Saying it was disappointing to enter the smoothie shop and not be greeted by streamers or decorations, local man Ryan Hunter confirmed Tuesday that workers at Sweetgrass Juicery were not as excited for his birthday as the marketing email had suggested they were. “Yesterday I got th
Interactions between the president and the free press have been central to the United States since the nation’s founding. The Onion takes a look back at key moments that have shaped the executive branch’s relationship with the Fourth Estate. 1803 Local busybody Arthur Swipple wanders into the Wh
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In the Russian city of Irkutsk, the death of a plague researcher from a mysterious illness has stoked fears of an outbreak. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the emerging situation. Q: What is the Irkutsk Anti-Plague Research Institute? A: An on-the-nose alibi. Q: Should I be worrie
Sports
Seven quarterbacks ranked in the top 25? This NFL draft class could be fun. Mel Kiper Jr. stacks the best players on the board as we hit the midway mark of the college season.
The Brewers completed a four-game sweep of the Dodgers to win the NL pennant and reach the World Series for the first time since 1982.
Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts has been ruled out for Sunday's game against the Panthers due to a superficial blood clot in his calf.
Petey Halpin hit a go-ahead, two-run homer as the Guardians beat the Rays 3-2 in Game 3 on Thursday to take a 2-1 lead in the ALCS.
Patrick Kane later added another assist on Artyom Levshunov's goal that gave the Blackhawks a 4-3 win in overtime, bringing his total to 896.
Jayden Daniels addressed his Commanders teammates, once more blaming himself for the end-of-overtime debacle against the Giants and vowing it won't happen again.
Allisha Gray, who has been out after injuring her left ring finger, said the final decision would be made by the medical staff.
76ers guard Tyrese Maxey said Thursday that having a healthy Joel Embiid "changes everything" for the Sixers.
Southern Nazarene University in Oklahoma announced Thursday that sophomore safety Tyler Ulrich has died five days after sustaining what the school called a "traumatic injury" during a game against Ouachita Baptist. Ulrich was 21.
Milwaukee swept L.A. to advance to the World Series, while Cleveland took a 2-1 ALCS lead over Tampa Bay.
This was a $412 million roster that ran into a $142 million buzzsaw as the Milwaukee Brewers ousted the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Miguel Rojas announced his intention to retire after the Dodgers' NLCS loss to the Brewers.
What was Jake Bauers' favorite at-bat from the NLCS sweep of the Milwaukee Brewers over the Los Angeles Dodgers?
Sam Darnold's woes have continued. Here are three takeaways from the Broncos' overtime win over the Seahawks.
Check out the odds for ALCS and NLCS MVP now that both series are heating up.
There will be a new champion in 2026, after the Dodgers were swept by the Brewers in the NLCS. See the latest odds.
In a rematch of last year's NLCS, the Brewers turned the tables on the Dodgers.
See the complete 2026 MLB playoff schedule by round, including Wild Card, Division Series, LCS and World Series dates and TV channels.
The AL pennant race is as close as can be, while the NL race is over. See the latest odds.
The Brewers are off to the World Series after sweeping the Dodgers. Here are the takeaways from the decisive Game 4.
Tech
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The Federal Aviation Administration will likely have thoughts about the Tesla Roadster 2’s ability to leave the ground.
Tesla's Roadster event was pretty exciting, to say the least.
Tesla has finally unveiled the next-generation Roadster.
The automaker unveiled its next luxury sports car at an event in Texas. It has thrusters on it that can send it airborne.
The smart health company is gating third-party app syncing to its own subscription plan for new users.
If the proposal is enacted, it could cost $240 a year to watch YouTube in the UK.
This week on “Uncanny Valley,” we dive into an unexpected Muse feature, shadowy spending from the largest pro-AI super PAC, and men’s tendency to lie about how much they know about AI.
Powerful AI models continue to cause chaos, but their targets aren’t widely seeking justice. Instead, they’re being encouraged to adopt those same tools.
Representative Ritchie Torres wants the FTC to establish regulations ensuring you can play the games you've purchased.
The FTC is investigating possible consumer harms at two major AI companies.
You don’t need the fanciest model to make your heating routine smarter. A refurbished Ecobee we love is just $120 through October 21.
E Ink's new display tech offers improved color reproduction and refresh rates.
The throwback League of Legends Classic mode may reappear as a limited-time event in the future.
This tablet is a great value, even if Android apps still aren't great on a big screen.
Not that anyone's terribly surprised.
Trump’s newly installed press secretary tells WIRED that in the early 2010s, she promoted a product for a company then called Beachbody, which she described as “sort of a pyramid scheme.”
Entertainment
Actor Blake Berris' estranged wife has officially filed for divorce … but she says they've already been separated for years … TMZ has learned. Blake Berris’ wife, Alexandra McGuinness, filed the divorce docs on Thursday citing…
Music icon Billy Joel is giving a rare update on his health and he sadly says he may never perform again. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter the “Just The Way You Are” singer said when it comes to his future as a performer ……
Britney Spears tried to keep a low profile while grabbing lunch in New York City today as the pop superstar was spotted inside a restaurant, covering her face with a scarf. Britney stopped by RinTinTin, where she spent a little over an hour dining…
Officials say the gunman in the tragic school shooting in Bend, Oregon was a 16-year-old Bend resident armed with a long gun. During a press conference Thursday, Police Chief Mike Krantz shared some details about the horrific tragedy, but declined…
Katy Perry and her ex, Orlando Bloom, could be pulled back into an old legal fight by the man who sued over a real estate deal gone south involving the pop star ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, the exes are being…
Six Flags Over Georgia isn't pulling the plug on its "Final Destination"-themed Halloween attraction, even in the wake of the tragic death of a man on the Goliath roller coaster in Georgia ... TMZ has learned. A spokesperson for Six Flags Over…
Jane Doe's attorney worked with a newspaper before he ever filed her explosive lawsuit accusing the Cornell 7 of gang rape ... at least according to Diego Sarabia's lawyers. In new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Sarabia's defense attorneys claim…
Anna Faris is firing back after her former showrunner threw some serious shade her way in his new memoir ... and she says Chuck Lorre's casting dig was painful to read. Anna is responding to Chuck revealing he felt vindicated by doubting her…
Mike Rogers -- a former congressman who is running for Senate -- says he trusts that feds had enough evidence to raid Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's residence ... and he rejects the notion President Donald Trump is trying to persecute political…
Six Flags Magic Mountain is being sued by someone who claims he was injured on the park's CraZanity attraction ... TMZ has learned. According to a new lawsuit, obtained by TMZ, Simon Kasawa says the ride operator at the California amusement park…
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