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The Boston Red Sox endured a nearly 24-hour travel nightmare from Chicago before arriving at Citi Field just hours before beating the New York Mets 6-2.
Bam Adebayo struck Tyler Herro in the head at a Las Vegas hotel practice court after the guard's social media comments questioning his defense.
Sophie Cunningham is reportedly getting her own Adidas signature shoe, set to drop July 24 for $120, underscoring her popularity beyond the box score.
Host claims WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert canceled interview as Caitlin Clark controversy mounts
Dan Patrick says WNBA commissioner Cathy Engelbert canceled a scheduled interview after the league's PR staff told her not to appear on his show.
Bangladeshi national Shahidul Islam, 44, allegedly killed his sister-in-law in Lake County, Florida, then fled to a sanctuary city after re-entering the U.S.
Victoria Anne Cranmer allegedly recorded a 14-second video of herself sexually assaulting a child under 13 and shared it on Snapchat, police say.
Christopher Nolan calls backlash to "The Odyssey's" casting and modern dialogue "irrelevant," but one critic says questioning the race-swapping of Helen of Troy is fair game.
Women's sports activists warn of sexual abuse risks in the states that let males compete in girls' sports after SCOTUS ruling.
Surveillance footage captured Adam Fetcher at a smoke shop buying kratom with allegedly stolen credit cards from Minneapolis city employees.
Sen. Tammy Duckworth opposed the Maine Senate bid by Nirav Shah, citing a deadly Legionnaires' outbreak at an Illinois veterans home that killed 13.
Satire
SACRAMENTO, CA — Following reports that activists were pushing the introduction of Black English in California preschools, Governor Gavin Newsom proudly proclaimed: "We finna teach da' homies Black English, yo!"
ABILENE, KS — Romance was in the air at the Farris household as wife Allison was seen getting ready for bed without her mouthguard in place.
WASHINGTON—Relieved that their colleague appeared to be the very same man they’d known for years, allies of Sen. Mitch McConnell told reporters Friday they had recently met with the seven-term Kentucky Republican inside a body bag. “Like so many Americans, we had our concerns about Mitch, but
SACRAMENTO, CA — Californians struggling to afford the cost of living in the state were hit hard once again, as it was revealed that the average price of a new home in California had now hit $1 quadrillion.
AUGUSTA, ME — The Democratic Party reportedly grew concerned that former candidate Graham Platner might force himself onto the ballot without the party's consent.
U.S. — The White House confirmed on Friday what many had long suspected: that podcast host Candace Owens is an elaborate Jewish plot to make antisemites look retarded.
SEVEN MILE BEACH, AUSTRALIA—In a shocking and violent scene that left the local marine mammal dead and dozens of others injured, Neil the Seal was reportedly killed in a shootout Friday with authorities in Tasmania. According to eyewitnesses, the 5-year-old southern elephant seal emerged from Tige
WASHINGTON—Despite protestations from the White House that the propulsion system was fully safe to operate, the Secret Service on Friday strenuously urged President Donald Trump not to use the jet pack gifted to him by Qatar. “While we certainly understand the appeal of this device, it would be
WASHINGTON—Having been provided with a powerful reminder that legs were not merely for standing around on, millions of Americans confirmed Friday that the World Cup had reinvigorated their interest in kicking things. “Seeing all these guys kicking balls on TV has really opened my eyes to how sat
DOHA — The United States and Iran convened an emergency summit in Qatar to see if anyone remembers why the two countries are at war.
NEW YORK—Her eyes widening with horror as she took in the sight of the wrinkled hoodies and an upside-down electric keyboard strewn across the foyer, pop star Taylor Swift reportedly returned from her honeymoon Friday to find producer Jack Antonoff squatting in her Tribeca penthouse. “Oh, hey, i
Tech giant Meta continues to push its AI smart glasses, including with a new ad campaign featuring Kylie Jenner. Here are all the features of the wearable device: Hands-free doxxing 70+ styles to suit everyone from laid-back perverts to active predators Auto-Stare mode to stare at things for you AI
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WASHINGTON—In a move that has drawn widespread criticism from health experts across the country, the U.S. Department of Agriculture announced Tuesday that it had filled a key advisory role with a prominent chewing skeptic. “MAHA influencer Brad Holclaw has been a fierce opponent of the chewing-
ROME—Calling the emergency order a direct response to “an imminent national threat,” Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni issued a travel ban Wednesday restricting the entry of Italian Americans into the country. “Effective immediately, the Italian Republic will no longer allow Italian Ame
The groom knew he had found his future wife the moment he saw the words “NO LIARS OR DRUG ADDICTS” on the bride’s Bumble profile.
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Sports
Eric Moody provides a preview for the weekend's action and offers six picks to consider as streaming options.
Eric Karabell looks into the crystal ball to tell fantasy baseball managers what might come to pass in the not-too-distant future.
The brightest stars in the minors take the field Sunday in Philly. Here's who we'll be watching most closely.
Who goes No. 1 to the White Sox? This year, the intrigue begins with a trio of stars in play for the top pick.
Bulls rookie Caleb Wilson scored 35 points in his summer league debut Friday night, the second most in a Las Vegas debut since the event began in 2004.
Victor Wembanyama and the Spurs have reached agreement on a five-year, $252 million maximum rookie-scale contract extension, sources told ESPN, the third-largest rookie extension in NBA history.
Andre Iguodala, the 2015 Finals MVP in the first of the Warriors' three titles over LeBron James' Cavaliers, says that the fact that Golden State is even a consideration for James in his free agency search is a testament to Stephen Curry.
Harry Kane played down comparisons with Erling Haaland on Friday and vowed England are ready to peak in the World Cup's latter stages.
Rookie Chicago White Sox center fielder Tristan Peters hit for the cycle Friday night, becoming the franchise's first player to achieve the feat in nine years.
The San Antonio Spurs center threw his hat into the ring to recruit LeBron James -- and the result is some legitimately excellent comedy.
England's master plan for the World Cup quarterfinals revolves around stopping Norway forward Erling Haaland.
FOX Sports analyst and former England defender Warren Barton breaks down his keys to beating Erling Haaland and Norway.
Ezri Konsa’s defensive record against Erling Haaland at the club level could give England a tactical edge over Norway in the World Cup quarterfinals.
The game the whole world has been waiting to see is arriving one round too soon.
Spain is onto the semifinals at the World Cup, but Alexi Lalas has not been convinced by its and Lamine Yamal's performances.
The Boston Red Sox were grounded in Chicago for nearly 24 hours before arriving Friday for their game against the New York Mets
Lamine Yamal expressed confidence ahead of Spain's World Cup semifinal matchup against France.
Switzerland hoping to upset Argentina and reach first World Cup semifinal in nation's history.
The St. Louis Cardinals have agreed to an eight-year, $112.5 million contract with rookie second baseman JJ Wetherholt
We're tracking all the scores and results at the FIFA 2026 World Cup.
Tech
Meta has deactivated the Muse Image capability to create AI deepfakes of any public Instagram account you @-mention.
Johannes Heidecke’s departure comes as OpenAI tries to further integrate its research and safety teams.
Data centers are driving up the company’s use of electricity—and carbon pollution.
The lawsuit also names io Products, the hardware company led by Jony Ive.
The rule revives a proposed FTC protection that was abandoned last year.
The iPhone maker claims OpenAI encouraged poached employees to bring over confidential presentations, secret prototypes, and key supplier details.
Let's be real, OpenAI isn't giving up on the browser market, it is just changing its strategy.
Backlash online is changing how (or if) people wear Meta's smart glasses.
Stubhub CEO Eric Baker is pouring millions of dollars into the ticket-scalping market, CBC reports.
Reflect Orbital wants to direct sunlight at night with a network of satellites.
Sadly, we don't think aliens were involved in this particular space balls incident.
Solid-state batteries are safer and more capable—but harder to mass-produce. They also represent an opportunity for non-Chinese companies to get back in the game.
The movie-centric social network is said to be seeking new ownership.
Nearly every streaming service has an ad-supported plan, but Disney might take the unusual step of making it free.
A recent study tracked hundreds of soccer fans until their favorite team reached the final of a tournament. Their stress levels skyrocketed, and their heart rates jumped too.
Take on sand, snow, mud, gravel—this is the ebike for all your off-roading adventures.
Yes, Sarah Wynn-Williams violated her deal to stay silent. But the power disparity bolsters the view that Meta is a heartless bully.
Whether it’s through Google Maps or Emergency SOS, there are plenty of ways to quickly let your loved ones know where you are.
MacBooks are now more expensive than ever, and having tested all the latest models, here’s my honest advice on which to buy.
These are the cleaning robots, water monitors, and toys actually worth buying for pool season.
Entertainment
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce nearly stole the show at a pal’s friend …. days after their big day at MSG. TMZ obtained photos of the newlyweds at the wedding JuJu Smith-Schuster and Laura Kruk. The singer rocked a floral pink dress, while…
Peter Van Norden -- a longtime actor who starred in several hit 1980s and 1990s comedies -- has died ... TMZ has confirmed. The actor's wife, Wendy, tells TMZ ... Peter passed away peacefully in a Southern California hospice facility Thursday…
Deep breath, Rams Nation ... Aaron Donald was spotted working out at the team's practice facility on Friday -- as the retired NFL superstar continues to mull a comeback! TMZ Sports has obtained video showing Donald and his workout buddies taking…
Alex Bruesewitz -- a political consultant and Charlie Kirk's friend -- is convinced Kirk's murder was one of the biggest in our country's history. We got Alex out on Friday and asked what he makes of the murder trial playing out in Utah ... and he…
Kauana Bilhar -- an influencer from Brazil -- has died after falling 27 stories ... according to multiple reports. The social media sensation passed away earlier this week, her uncle told the Brazilian outlet G1, after she fell from her balcony in…
Yeehaw! Time for another guess who! Can you guess which chart-topping country babe these cowgirl legs belong to?! This country star recently released her sophomore album "Dandelion," which has many hits -- including one that stayed at the top spot…
Randolph Mantooth, the actor best known for his iconic portrayal of paramedic John Gage on "Emergency!," has died, TMZ confirmed. Donald Mantooth, his brother, tells TMZ ... the TV, film, and stage actor died peacefully Thursday in a Ventura…
The Indiana man who cut off his penis before allegedly setting it ablaze doesn't remember the impromptu amputation ... TMZ has learned. A family member of Christopher Peden tells TMZ ... he's suffered from mental health issues over the years and…
Marcellus Wiley denies poking his estranged wife's cheek during their alleged altercation ... and now he's claiming he has a witness who will back him up. The former NFL star filed a motion to modify his bond conditions earlier this week ... in…
David Lynch's ex-wife Emily Stofle rushed to court pleading for help … claiming the late director's estate won't hand over a home she says is rightfully hers ... TMZ has learned. According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Emily says she worked…
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