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FBI raid involving LA schools superintendent possibly tied to failed $6M AI deal, potential conflict
Federal agents raided the home and office of LAUSD superintendent Alberto Carvalho potentially in connection with a failed $6 million AI contract with AllHere.
Pentagon reportedly shot down U.S. Customs and Border Protection drone near Texas-Mexico border, prompting criticism and flight restrictions.
Federal prosecutor defends human smuggling charges against Salvadoran migrant two years after traffic stop, amid claims of vindictive prosecution.
Convicted California child molester David Funston was arrested on new charges just before his scheduled parole release this week, state officials confirmed.
Republican divisions emerge over Trump's tariff policies as the president pushes Congress to pass the SAVE Act and restrict congressional stock trading.
NATO Orion-26 exercises face security breach as Swedish forces disrupt suspected Russian drone near French flagship Charles de Gaulle docked in Malmö, SVT reports.
Brady Tkachuk defended Team USA's reaction to Trump's controversial joke about the women's hockey team after their Olympic gold medal win in Milan.
Two alleged Tren de Aragua gang members were charged in an ATM jackpotting conspiracy across New England, accused of stealing cash using malware to target machines.
"The Wire" actor Bobby J. Brown dies at 62 in barn fire accident. The beloved star who played Officer Bobby Brown succumbed to smoke inhalation Tuesday.
Atlantic journalist Elaine Godfrey wrote that she was reportedly removed from Texas Rep. Jasmine Crockett's Senate rally after being called a "top-notch hater."
Satire
ST. GEORGE, UT — Local dad Sam Weaver struck a fatal blow against his teenage daughter's obsession with TikTok on Thursday by joining it himself, therefore rendering it uncool.
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A mother in North Carolina who went missing while Christmas shopping 24 years ago was found “alive and well,” though she claimed she did not want to be contacted by her family. What do you think?
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TOKYO—In a bathroom stall outfitted with a glowing panel of cartoon icons and a series of tubular suction gears that pulsed in choreographed sequence to a cheery welcome jingle, American tourist Trevor Willis acknowledged he was totally overwhelmed Thursday by a confusing Japanese glory hole with
SHOREVIEW, MN — In the latest in a long line of cruel, heartless atrocities it has committed, the Trump administration has just stripped federal funding from a gas station daycare center with 20,000 students.
WASHINGTON—As shocking footage surfaced of his participation in the rowdy celebration, FBI director Kash Patel faced backlash Thursday after he was seen partying with the captors of Nancy Guthrie. “I was honored to have been invited to the isolated cabin where Savannah Guthrie’s mother has be
GENEVA — Amid ongoing negotiations over Tehran's nuclear program, Iran's Supreme Leader unequivocally informed the United States that they would rain death and destruction down upon them if they were bombed two more times. Maybe three.
U.S. — Shockwaves were felt among the conservative influencer sphere this week, as one bold, right-wing truth-teller very carefully chose his words so as not to speak truths that could potentially anger his own audience.
Catholics (and, to a lesser extent, Orthodox) like to sneer at Protestants, but being a Protestant comes with some amazing perks. For example, did you know you're basically your own pope? You can issue papal bulls about what to watch on TV or where to order food. It's great.
CHAPPAQUA, NY — A lifelong politician whose name appeared on the Epstein list was questioned today by other politicians whose names were on the Epstein list, sources confirmed.
The British royal family is under pressure to remove Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor from its line of succession. The Onion sat down with the former prince to discuss his arrest and connection to Jeffrey Epstein. The Onion : Any reaction to the accusations against you? Mountbatten-Windsor: On advice of
CHANDLER, AZ—Noting that he had shown a lot of vulnerability by communicating his true feelings so explicitly, sources confirmed Thursday that an ex’s death threat proved how much he really cares. “When you two were together you often felt that he didn’t put in any effort, so it’s n
BURBANK, CA—Admitting that her medical knowledge was “very limited” before landing the role of nurse Dana Evans, actress Katherine LaNasa told reporters Thursday that she had never heard of blood before The Pitt. “At first I wasn’t even pronouncing it right,” said the 59-year-old Emmy w
SANTA FE, NM—Putting to rest a debate that had stirred in the art world for decades, newly uncovered letters from Georgia O’Keeffe made public this week confirmed long-running speculation that the painter’s iconic flower works were in fact veiled depictions of basset hounds. “I want to tell
James Cameron Reveals Next ‘Avatar’ Movie Will Focus On Vast Menagerie Of Sodas Available On Pandora
LOS ANGELES—Calling the project a crucial piece of world-building for an iconic sci-fi saga, filmmaker James Cameron revealed Thursday that the next movie in his blockbuster Avatar franchise would focus on the vast menagerie of sodas available in the fictional world of Pandora. “We’re really g
Sports
Scouts from clubs including Chelsea, Manchester City, Man United and Paris Saint-Germain watched three Racing Genk stars play. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Sometimes one big win can elevate a team off the bubble. Clemson and Virginia got those victories Sunday.
The Blue Devils look like they have the inside track to the top overall seed in the men's NCAA tournament.
UCLA is on the brink of a perfect league record with its matchup Sunday against USC.
Top prospects such as David Bailey and Ohio State's linebacker duo starred. Here are our experts on the combine's top workouts.
Tracking Lionel Messi's goals and top moments for Inter Miami and the upcoming FIFA World Cup.
Let's project where the best players in the 2026 draft class will get picked in April.
Which NFL draft prospects should have great combine performances? Who could run the fastest 40-yard dashes, and who will climb boards this week?
Cleveland Heights plans to honor Edwards, the first Black woman to play for the U.S. women's national team.
The Fighting Illini star has ascended toward the top of a historically talented freshman class.
Panarin wanted to wear the No. 72 upon being traded to Los Angeles. The only problem is the Kings' mascot already wore that number.
No. 13 Michigan State survived Braden Smith’s missed 3-point attempt with a second to play for a 76-74 win over No. 8 Purdue.
The third day of the 2026 NFL Scouting Combine marked the beginning of measurements and on-field testing for the draft prospect. Here are our takeaways.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
Former Ohio State players Sonny Styles and Arvell Reese set the best marks at their respective positions during the NFL combine on Thursday.
The stakes are getting higher. The competition is getting fiercer. Here’s who’s trending up and down this week in the United States men's national team pool.
Japanese right-hander Tatsuya Imai threw a 10-pitch scoreless inning in his spring debut for the Houston Astros.
Padres reliever Yuki Matsui’s will not pitch for Japan in the World Baseball Classic.
We asked 42 draft prospects who the best player they faced in college was and 34 players received a vote.
The Dutch international was forced to withdraw from the team's latest training session after feeling significant discomfort.
Tech
If you’re planning on upgrading to the newest midrange Pixel phone, this deal is worth your while.
Despite an ultimatum from Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Anthropic said that it can't "in good conscience" comply with a Pentagon edict to remove guardrails on its AI, CEO Dario Amodei wrote in a blog post. The Department of Defense had threatened to cancel a $200 million contract and label Anthrop
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A new bill that would give farmers in Iowa the right to repair is a big threat to tractor manufacturer John Deere.
The Pixel Buds Pro 2 have great ANC and long battery life, and they’re marked down in several colors.
Google’s latest image model, Nano Banana 2, is a powerful AI photo editor that punctures reality. Well, sometimes.
For anyone who has been following the soap opera unfolding between Netflix and Paramount Skydance over the past few months in their financial brinksmanship to acquire Warner Bros. Discovery, the saga may be nearing its end. Today, WBD said its board of directors have determined that the latest offer
Our hosts unpack the news of the week, starting with the ongoing feud between Anthropic and the Pentagon. Plus: All you need to know about TAT-8 and undersea cables.
Audio company iFi just introduced a new DAC (digital-to-analogue converter) that's both smaller and lighter than its previous model, and only costs $59. The iFi GO Link 2 connects to a smartphone or other audio-playing device over USB-C and can instantly improve the listening experience on wired hea
Block is the latest business to announce layoffs, with the operator of payment platforms Square and Cash App opting to cut jobs in favor of using more AI tools. The financial tech company, helmed by Twitter founder Jack Dorsey, is slashing its current staff of 10,000 to "just under 6,000." CNBC high
RedOctane Games, a relaunched version of one of the studios behind the very first Guitar Hero, has shared a first trailer for its new music game, Stage Tour. The original RedOctane was shut down by Activision in 2010, and only recently reformed under Embracer Freemode to create a new music game fran
Meta has sued the people and groups behind three scam operations that used images and deepfakes of celebrities to lure users to scam websites. According to the company, the three entities were based in China and Brazil and targeted people in the US, Japan and other countries. The ads promoted fraudu
The new open source project IronCurtain uses a unique method to secure and constrain AI assistant agents before they flip your digital life upside down.
Apple's mobile devices are secure enough for NATO. Following extensive testing by the German government, the iPhone and iPad are now considered secure enough for the NATO-restricted classified level.Germany's Federal Office for Information Security (Bundesamt für Sicherheit in der Informationstechn
Researchers from Stanford and Princeton found that Chinese AI models are more likely than their Western counterparts to dodge political questions or deliver inaccurate answers.
Review aggregator Metacritic has removed a review of Resident Evil Requiem because it was AI-generated, Kotaku reports. The review was published by UK gaming site VideoGamer, but appears to be "written" by a fake AI journalist rather than a real person.While it's unfortunately difficult to confirm w
We’re still waiting for releases dates for Remedy’s in-development Max Payne remakes, but if you’re in need of a noir fix sooner than that, keep an eye on Liquid Swords’ Samson: A Tyndalston Story, which just got a release date of April 8.
The debut game from a new studio formed by Just Caus
Apple and Netflix have entered into a rather surprising partnership. The dynamic streaming duo will share Formula 1 programming, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The deal allows Netflix to stream the F1 Canadian Grand Prix in May, along with Apple TV. On the flipside, Apple TV and Netflix will b
Silicon Valley built AI coding agents that can handle most of the grunt work. Now, the most valuable skill in tech is deciding what they should do.
Entertainment
Amanda Bynes is already turning heads with her weight loss -- but don’t get it twisted, she’s not done yet! Sources close to Amanda tell TMZ she’s dropped from 180 pounds down to 151 ... and she’s aiming to lose another 30 to hit what she…
Before this cutie with blunt bangs turned into a big-time gamer, she was just growing up in Washington state ... and working at GameStop! She rose to fame playing games like "Fortnite", "Among Us", and "Valorant". In 2020, she won YouTube’s…
Hometown heroes helping hometown heroes … that’s exactly what went down for Laila Edwards’ gold medal run. Before she lit it up for Team USA in Milan, Laila’s dad, Robert Edwards, launched a GoFundMe with a $50,000 goal -- hoping they…
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Can you guess which famous influencer is flaunting her bod on the balcony? Known for her viral "story time" content, the bodacious babe donned a cheetah print set while taking in the views. Check out the gallery to reveal the hottie, and then guess…
A strange situation unfolded late Thursday evening outside of the home where Nancy Guthrie was abducted earlier this month ... when a man was arrested for a reported DUI. NewsNation’s Brian Entin reported that the man drove slowly past Nancy’s…
Martin Short’s daughter Katherine was found behind a locked door and with a “note” nearby, TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Katherine’s friend was the one who called police after she hadn’t "been heard from in 24…
Denise Richards is the one writing checks in her messy divorce from Aaron Phypers. According to court documents, obtained by TMZ, a judge on Wednesday ordered Denise to pay Aaron $5K per month in temporary spousal support while the divorce plays…
Here's the dispatch audio from the fatal barn fire that killed "The Wire" actor Bobby J. Brown ... and you hear dispatchers saying he's trapped in the building after trying to start an old Cadillac. TMZ obtained the dispatch audio, which also…
Los Angeles mayoral candidate Tish Hyman is sharing her thoughts on fellow ballot buddy Spencer Pratt ... and she tells us so long as Karen Bass doesn't win, she doesn't see Spencer as direct competition. While she stopped short of a formal…
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