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The Bo Duke actor revealed how he fabricated his age, hometown, and driving credentials to win over "Dukes of Hazzard" producers back in 1978.
Dolores Catania's pale gown at her son's wedding ignited a Reddit debate over whether the RHONJ star violated wedding guest etiquette rules.
Karmelo Anthony's former lawyers testified that a dispute over an unwritten deal with prosecutors kept the convicted murderer from taking the stand.
A federal judge ruled Secretary of State Marco Rubio lacked authority to order immigrant visa denials for applicants from 75 countries found eligible.
Justin Chatwin slams Hollywood culture for failing people battling trauma and addiction as he grieves "Sleepwalker" co-star Hayden Panettiere.
The Freedom 250 Grand Prix along the National Mall draws World Cup-level international admiration for America's culture, people and patriotism.
Potassium phosphate was injected instead of an anesthetic into four patients' spines during joint replacement surgeries at Ascension Saint Thomas Hospital.
New York Yankees star Giancarlo Stanton strained his left calf while rehabbing his right calf strain, leaving a return to the 2026 season in doubt.
Alex Palou topped the timesheets, but street ace Kyle Kirkwood seems like he has more pace left in him ahead of qualifying for the Freedom 250 Grand Prix.
Wendy Williams fired off a blunt three-word plea during a rare NYC outing, her first known public appearance since February amid her guardianship battle.
Satire
BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND — Local man Roger Fisher was arrested this morning on suspicion of briefly considering sharing a meme.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House has announced that the new Press Secretary will just be a poster-sized photo of Scott Jennings doing that face he does.
Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty to federal stalking charges in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, facing a maximum sentence of life in prison. What do you think?
The post Luigi Mangione Pleads Guilty appeared first on The Onion.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Authorities responded on Friday afternoon to an apparent turf war at Kenwood Park, where tennis players and pickleballers fought to the death over the right to use the park's facilities.
There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though the U.S. national debt officially surpassed $40 trillion this week, Congress was quick to assure Americans that the issue could be easily fixed by spending more money.
LONDON — The Duchess of Sussex was welcomed back to England with open arms and a legally mandated burqa on Friday, according to sources.
PERSIAN GULF — Clutching their pens and calculators tightly, thousands of accountants boarded Higgins boats this morning in preparation for the launch of "Economic D-Day" against Iran.
Whether shorts are office-appropriate attire has ignited an online debate. The Onion examines the pros and cons of wearing shorts in the office. PRO New scapegoat for bad quarter Good to have full range of movement while sitting stationary for eight hours A well-aired cog is a productive cog Ready t
LONDON—Acknowledging that the sea mammals were far from being “awe-inspiring, beautiful creatures or a splendor of nature,” an embarrassed David Attenborough finally admitted this week to exaggerating the wonder of seals. “While I did several monologues in voiceover claiming that sea lions h
WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday that Donald Trump has always been a face drawn onto a cantaloupe. “If you go back and look at h
The post Every Commercial On ESPN Past Midnight Just Straight-Up Telling Viewers They Have Prostate Cancer appeared first on The Onion.
After a megayacht owned by Mark Zuckerberg failed to respond to a distress signal from a skiff that had run out of fuel, a spokesperson for the centibillionaire claimed his crew did not hear the call for help. What do you think?
The post Mark Zuckerberg’s Yacht Fails To Respond To Maritime Distres
RENO, NV—Wincing as he sang in a baritone voice with a slight British accent, local woman Mary Lowe reportedly felt immense pity at a karaoke outing Thursday after she imagined her friend Matthew Brown working on his Morrissey impression alone at home. “Oh no, I can picture him practicing it all
APPLETON, WI—Wide-eyed and unusually still as he took in the unfamiliar sight before him, local 9-year-old Connor Walsh reportedly got a nice long look at the small of his father’s back Thursday while the 44-year-old bent down to retrieve a ping-pong ball that had rolled beneath a basement shelv
School is back in session for millions of students across the country. The Onion shares tips for ensuring your child has a safe commute. Attend a different school each day to throw would-be kidnappers off your trail. Determine if your bus driver needs uppers, downers, or both. If cycling to school
Sports
NFL Nation reporters tackle the biggest looming roster questions coming off each NFL Week 2 preseason game.
The 2-year-old son of Bills defensive tackle Ed Oliver died June 28 after he was found unresponsive in a swimming pool by family members at a residence outside Houston.
Liberty star Breanna Stewart says she hopes WNBA arenas can be a "safe space" for fans amid rallies about transgender sports participation.
Falcons quarterback Michael Penix Jr. has been cleared to practice fully, head coach Kevin Stefanski said after Saturday's 34-6 preseason win over the Colts.
Texas coach Steve Sarkisian said linebacker Ty'Anthony Smith was dismissed from the program for conduct detrimental to the team.
Alabama has named Keelon Russell as the starting quarterback for its Sept. 5 season opener against East Carolina, sources told ESPN's Pete Thamel.
Yankees slugger Giancarlo Stanton recently suffered a "moderate grade" left calf strain while rehabbing from a right calf strain, putting his return this season in jeopardy, manager Aaron Boone announced.
Roberto De Zerbi has said that Tottenham are undercooked and "lacking fight" after they slumped to a 3-0 defeat at Brentford.
We're grading the biggest free agent signings and extensions, including DeMar DeRozan signing with the Nuggets.
Former world champion boxer Zolani Tete was shot and killed at his home in South Africa, government officials said. He was 38.
Nebraska has named quarterback Anthony Colandrea as their starting quarterback for Week 1 against Ohio.
Seattle Seahawks wide receiver Jake Bobo was placed on season-ending injured reserve on Saturday with a knee injury.
Will Power is living his childhood dream, but not even he could have imagined an INDYCAR race in Washington, D.C.
New York is figuring out how to survive without Max Fried again, and managing his injury sounds like it’s going to be tricky.
Giancarlo Stanton sustained an injury in his left calf while recovering from an injury in his right calf.
INDYCAR's Freedom 250 course has its fair share of bumps but drivers are enjoying the challenge ahead of Sunday's race.
Alabama announced its starting quarterback on Saturday, marking the end of a camp battle.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the Pittsburgh Pirates and Los Angeles Dodgers MLB game.
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Tech
We break down the different autonomous driving levels, and why Level 5 is so hard to achieve.
You can keep Instagram from using your activity outside the app to influence the ads you get.
Even old Apple devices you haven't touched in years could still get you some credit towards a new phone.
The AI leader said that the state's SB 53 framework should "be amended to expand safeguards."
Yes, so long as you're willing to put in the work (and money) for better photos.
Nintendo Switch Online upgrades your experience with online play and a lot of other perks, but should you shell out for it?
A Dutch data regulatory authority said that Uber has to pay 824.9 million euros for violating the GDPR.
Android Auto YouTube Limitations: Is It Worth Using In The Car?
Everything from the Echo to the Kindle is going up.
Bluetooth pales in comparison to 2.4GHz and wired headsets for gaming. You should pick another option to avoid its latency and other drawbacks.
For uninterrupted service as you country-hop, the Saily Ultra eSIM works well and comes with plentiful perks. It’s pricey though.
Your desk setup needs a monitor arm, and I’ve been testing every one I can get my hands on to find the best.
It is possible to achieve your desired work-life balance on your smartphone. Just set up separate accounts using this built-in Android feature.
These toppers will transform your mattress into exactly what you need, whether that’s a super-plush pillow top, memory foam, or targeted back support.
Plus: Apple sends out an “unprecedented” number of spyware warnings, Ukraine hits a Russian ecommerce giant with cyber and drone attacks, and more.
The LINK probe was supposed to use robotic arms to capture Swift and lift it into a safe orbit. Problems with its control system forced NASA to call off the attempt.
Cheap energy, abundant land, and proximity to Beijing have turned a city in Inner Mongolia into a crucial hub for data centers.
A Chinese agency says the two recalls affecting some 3 million vehicles can mostly be fixed by over-the-air updates—but they will also require physical warning stickers and camera-related updates.
Meta is in court again over child safety, and this time it’s a landmark case that could force significant changes to core features of Facebook and Instagram.
Pack up your pool cleaning supplies. Let one of these robot buddies maintain your water quality instead
Entertainment
Hayden Panettiere's mom says she gave the cops a little push to investigate her daughter's death ... which included her instantly placing blame on Brian Hickerson. Lesley Vogel opened up about her daughter's death during an interview with The Daily…
Hayden Panettiere's mom says she's glad her late daughter's estate will likely go to Kaya -- Hayden's 11-year-old daughter ... adding she's truly "exceptional." Lesley Vogel sat down for a wide-ranging interview with The Daily Mail, published…
Sydney Sweeney is charging through a fun 2026 without a care in the world ... and with a Wonder Woman costume that accentuated every curve. The actress shared a series of photos and videos in a post Saturday she captioned "Camp '26" ... showing…
Travis Hunter knows how to bust through a secondary on the gridiron ... but he watched cops pull off a real bust during a recent ride-along in Jacksonville. The Jaguars star rode shotgun with Sheriff T.K. Waters for a YouTube video published…
Brooke Monk is soaking up the sun in Hawaii ... while flaunting her stunning figure in a cutout swimsuit. Check out the influencer's gorgeous Instagram photos ... she's strutting her stuff in a green one-piece as she poses along the sandy shore.…
Leave it to the stars to make stripes look sexy! As you can see, celebs have been beating the heat in their striped swimsuits ... and we're so here for it! From colorful prints to solid shades, some of Hollywood's hottest are opting for some…
Kroy Biermann has been spotted for the first time since his eldest son was arrested for sexual battery ... and he looked to be handling some business on his phone while picking up one of his sons from football practice. The former NFL linebacker…
Jeff Bezos' ex-wife might be making a political statement with her new book ... which focuses on a dystopian society led by a sex-crazed head of state. MacKenzie Scott -- who was married to the Amazon founder from 1993 to 2019 and received nearly…
Buffalo Bills star Ed Oliver is mourning an unimaginable loss after his 2-year-old son, Ed, drowned in the swimming pool at the NFL player's Texas home ... TMZ Sports has learned. According to local officials, deputies responded to an in-progress…
BigXthaPlug found himself back in jail Friday ... after he was caught allegedly driving while intoxicated and possessing some marijuana. Online jail records show the Dallas-based rapper was booked into the Collin County Jail in Texas on Friday by…
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