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Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau steal kisses during Santa Barbara picnic ahead of one-year anniversary
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau enjoyed a romantic picnic in Santa Barbara, stealing kisses on a picnic blanket overlooking the Pacific Ocean.
A $104,200 salary qualifies as low-income in Orange County, California, according to 2026 state income limits, up from last year's $94,750 threshold.
Trump administration says it disrupted a birth tourism network in West Africa involving over 100 foreign nationals using false documents for visas, and cited other issues around the globe.
Teen accused of killing stepsister Anna Kepner on Carnival cruise ship ordered detained after judge finds no release conditions can protect community.
Seattle's designated protest zones at the World Cup debut were largely ignored by demonstrators, quickly becoming a viral punchline on social media.
The New York Times is reviewing Nicholas Kristof's work after he reportedly failed to disclose that subjects of columns like Bill Gates donated to his campaign.
Joe Pantoliano revealed his three secret weapons for mental and physical health while discussing addiction: masturbation, medication and meditation.
Jay Williams says UFC Freedom 250 on the White House South Lawn was a better event than the NBA Finals, calling the whole experience incredible.
Bonnie Tyler is no longer in a coma after cardiac arrest but remains very unwell in intensive care in Portugal, her team says on her official website.
Scotland's Tartan Army took over Fenway Park for Red Sox Scottish Heritage Night, bringing European soccer singing culture to a mid-June baseball game.
Satire
As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints in the Bible that Jesus was truly the one called Christ.
LONDON — Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following the attempted beheading of an Irishman by a Sudanese migrant, leading UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer to ask the Irish not to bicker and argue over who beheaded whom.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As racial tensions continued to rise in the wake of the verdict handed down in the Austin Metcalf murder trial, a somber former President Barack Obama said if he had a son who stabbed someone in the heart with a knife, he would look just like Karmelo Anthony.
AUGUSTA, ME — The citizens of Maine have cast their votes to officially update the state flag to include a swastika.
A McDonald’s employee in California suffered severe burns across his face and body after a coworker tossed hot oil on him, the reason for the attack remaining unknown. What do you think?
The post McDonald’s Worker Suffers Severe Burns After Being Attacked With Hot Oil appeared first on The Onion
Unsubscribing from spam texts is well known, but did you know you can also unsubscribe from your wife? All you have to do is text back "UNSUBSCRIBE" and she's legally required to stop.
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local mom Rachel Thompson reportedly enjoyed a brief half-hour break this week in between finishing all the laundry and having to do more laundry.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Following last week's primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general election between an avowed communist and an avowed communist.
Doug Valdez, 91, passed away early Friday morning in an attempt to beat the weekend rush into heaven.
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Staggering out into the blinding light of day, Euphoria showrunner Sam Levinson reportedly emerged from a 7-year drug binge Wednesday horrified to learn what he had created. “Wait, I did what?” said a shaky, bleary-eyed Levinson as he looked through his phone in an attempt
The post Rick Brunson Tests Jalen Brunson Again On What To Say When Press Asks About Bruises appeared first on The Onion.
What are you doing here? This is not for piddling swine like you. Be gone! Back to your frumpy duplex you go! Reference #295432
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SAN FRANCISCO—Expanding their offerings of erectile health products, male-focused wellness brand Hims announced a new line of folders Wednesday for holding in front of embarrassing boners. “These safe, discreet folders are specially formulated to ensure you are the only one who knows that you ar
MINNEAPOLIS—Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco g
Despite advances in technology, training, and performance optimization, some achievements in sports have stood the test of time. The following athletic records remain unbroken.
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MIAMI—In an official filing with the U.S. Department of Labor, Amazon employees alleged Monday that they had been exposed to inhumane working conditions while staffing the human chessboard that executive chairman Jeff Bezos maintains on the grounds of his Florida compound. “We’re not allowed
MCKINNEY, TX — Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree murder, expressed regret that he didn't convert to Islam and stab someone in the UK instead.
On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of prophecy, tongues, and more. But which gifts are the coolest?
Actor Idris Elba dismissed longstanding rumors that he would be the next James Bond, calling the speculation “unrealistic” and claiming that many global audiences would never accept a Black male in the iconic role. What do you think?
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U.S. — The nation was thrown into a state of shock on Tuesday afternoon, as a jury in Texas ruled that you can't just stab someone in the heart for no reason at all.
Sports
UFC fighter Josh Hokit targeted Michelle Obama during his postfight comments at Sunday's UFC White House event, saying the former First Lady "is a man."
Coach Luis de la Fuente insisted that tournament favorites Spain won't panic after being held to a 0-0 draw by underdogs Cape Verde.
Tom Izzo expressed his displeasure with the leadership changes surrounding him at Michigan State, calling on the school's alumni to do something about it.
United States men's national team attacker Christian Pulisic trained off to the side at Monday's practice session as he attempts to recover from a calf injury he first sustained in training last week.
Top NBA draft prospect Darryn Peterson has visited the Wizards but does not plan to grant another team a meeting, sources told ESPN.
The NCAA said a judge overstepped in granting Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorsby a temporary injunction allowing him to return to college football and is asking an appeals court for an expedited resolution before the season kicks off.
We have an updated 2026 mock draft, predicting all 60 picks as trade talks heat up a week out from draft night.
Knicks owner James Dolan delivered an impassioned speech in front of his team before the playoffs, urging them to "leave nothing on the table" in the pursuit of a title.
FIFA said Monday it found no evidence that VAR official Shaun Evans intentionally made a racist hand gesture ahead of Sunday's game between Germany and Curacao.
It's rare to have days off between games at major tournaments. The USA's players made the most of it.
Spain have a history of starting slowly at World Cups before finding their form, but nobody -- not even them -- expected to open 2026 with a draw against tiny Cape Verde.
Which squads are favored to make it to the Round of 16 in the expanded 2026 World Cup field? See the latest odds.
Which countries will make it to the quarterfinals at the 2026 FIFA World Cup? Check out the latest odds.
Which nations are most likely to make the final four? See the latest odds to reach the 2026 FIFA World Cup semifinals.
Millions are already switching hands, after shaky performances from Spain and Brazil, and a big win for the USA. Patrick Everson reports.
Cape Verde pulled off a stunning upset to shut out heavily favored Spain in a 0-0 draw. How shocking was the upset? Here are the numbers.
Belgium's golden generation might have ended in 2022, but a younger squad opened its World Cup the way it has opened most things lately: with more questions than answers.
Brazil are facing the prospect of navigating the entire World Cup group stage without Neymar as the medical staff prioritises his long-term fitness. The Selecao talisman is battling to recover from a significant muscle injury, with coaching staff now focusing on a return for the knockout rounds.
We're tracking all the scores and results at the FIFA 2026 World Cup.
Spain can't slip up again unless it wants to potentially face Argentina in the early knockout rounds.
Tech
Some well-known first-party Xbox studios are reportedly at risk of being closed down.
Up, up and away! (Just try not to crash.)
In an internal memo seen by WIRED, Bosworth promised employees more stability, better communication, and the return of workplace perks as the company seeks to improve morale.
The Galaxy Book 6 Edge comes with 1TB of storage and 16GB of RAM, and it costs $2,100.
Swap out your creaky old box fan for a new model that lights up, mists, or even follows you around the room.
Taylor Swift, Bad Bunny and many, many more artists have had their work fed into AI models.
Don’t be fooled by the compact size of this soundbar. It’s a solid option for smaller TVs or spaces without having to sacrifice sound quality.
Anthropic is being sued over Claude Max usage limits
It all comes down to big sound and big pictures.
A federal judge decided to dismiss an xAI lawsuit against OpenAI with prejudice.
Don't worry, there's yet another chatbot you can ask for restaurant recommendations.
Hosting your own group chat could let you avoid a lot of drama.
Things continue to look grim for Xbox as layoffs loom and Craig Duncan steps down.
Both kratom and one of its active components, 7-OH, have opioid-like effects and are widely available across the US. As health secretary RFK Jr. aims to get 7-OH banned, proponents of both are fighting.
Even the aging iPhone 11 will feel a little more responsive soon, thanks to improvements in an unsung iOS feature.
A new report warns that Miami, Kansas City, Philadelphia, Dallas, and Houston could be particularly hot places to play during the 2026 World Cup.
In recent months hackers have attempted to extort money from porn stars with big followings, in some cases filling their feeds with pro-MAGA and crypto content.
The federal government is planning to let a rule regulating federal data center operations sunset in September with no replacement.
The UK government is introducing a ban on social media for children and a minimum age for some chatbots in an attempt to shield young people from dangerous corners of the web.
Rank One, whose board includes a former CIA deputy director and a former FBI science chief, supplied face recognition to Meta for internal development of its smart glasses app.
Entertainment
Tyrese Haliburton’s fiancée, Jade Jones, and her girlfriends were all smiles at her Bachelorette party before tragedy struck and one of the guests, Makenzi Kern, died. Jade and her girlfriends posted countless photos of their celebration…
Timothy Hudson, the 16-year-old accused of killing his stepsister, Anna Kepner, aboard a Carnival cruise ship, surrendered to U.S. Marshals after Magistrate Judge Edwin Torres ordered him back into custody. Hudson turned himself in Monday after…
Natasha Lyonne was slurring her words as she led a Q&A session with filmmakers at the Tribeca Film Festival ... and it's all on video. The actress took the stage Thursday to chat with "Jail Time Records" directors Dione Roach and Steve Happi…
Is internet personality Ashley Diaz de Villegas out-cheering mixed martial artist Paige VanZant?! Both stars rocked yellow crop tops and Y2K skirts, but who's grabbin' your attention and which gorgeous gal is grabbin' your vote?! Cast your…
The ladies of "The View" aren't giving UFC fighter Josh Hokit a pass ... coming together to torch his controversial Michelle Obama remark ... and the reaction it got from the crowd. Sunny Hostin led the discussion, arguing comments like Hokit's are…
Conor McGregor went back to where it all started for his latest business venture ... filming a new commercial for Tucker Carlson's ALP nicotine pouch brand ... inside the Dublin boxing club that helped launch his combat sports career ... TMZ has…
Tragedy struck a bachelorette party hosted by Tyrese Haliburton's fiancée, Jade Jones, in St. Barts earlier this month when one of her friends died ... TMZ Sports has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ Sports ... 26 year old…
A horrifying bungee-jump tragedy in Brazil is drawing even more attention after footage surfaced showing what appears to be a successful jump from the same bridge just before a 21-year-old tourist plunged to her death. Maria Eduarda Rodrigues de…
"Love Island USA" production member James Barker died suddenly last week while the reality dating series was filming in Fiji ... leaving his partner completely devastated. Adam Roth tells TMZ ... "James was the absolute light and love of my…
Jemele Hill says UFC Freedom 250 was far from a knockout event ... telling us it felt more like a Trump rally than a party for all Americans. The sports journalist joined us on "TMZ Live" Monday and ripped this weekend's UFC event at the White…
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