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The family of an Iowa woman who died after hernia repair surgery alleges nurses dismissed fecal drainage and sepsis symptoms as normal in medical malpractice lawsuit.
About six in 10 Americans try to avoid news about Trump, a new poll finds, reflecting widespread news fatigue amid a flood of negative headlines.
At least 10 people were rushed to hospitals after a shooting at a party near Arcadia Lake outside Oklahoma City on Sunday, according to police officials.
Nearly 10 people were detained in Brooklyn after anti-ICE protesters gathered outside a hospital following the arrest of an illegal immigrant, DHS says.
Yellowstone spinoff Dutton Ranch sparks massive fan excitement as the new trailer teases Beth and Rip's dangerous fresh start in South Texas.
The New York Yankees optioned shortstop Anthony Volpe to Triple-A after his rehab assignment ends, with Jose Caballero excelling in his absence.
Brandon Sheets paid an emotional tribute to his father, Darrell Sheets, on social media and honored the "Storage Wars" star's legacy after his death by suicide.
Detroit Pistons fans turned the Angel Reese-Jalen Duren-Wendell Carter Jr. love triangle into psychological warfare during their Game 7 blowout win.
Cameron Young secures a dominant six-shot victory at Trump National Doral with President Trump in attendance, beating Scottie Scheffler by six strokes.
The Washington Post editorial board rebuked Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson for mocking concerns that high taxes are driving wealthy residents out of town.
Satire
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — In a touching tribute to one of America's most formative chapters in air travel, dozens of emotional passengers gathered at the gate to board the final scheduled flight of Spirit Airlines, preparing themselves for one last, glorious, no-holds-barred midair brawl.
MURCIA, SPAIN—Sending shock waves through the tennis world, world No. 2 Carlos Alcaraz officially withdrew from the French Open on Monday over a career-threatening haircut. “After careful consideration, we have decided that the most prudent decision is not to participate in Rome or Roland-Garros
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BOULDER, CO—Assuring himself that the rationale for the ritualized surgery would be revealed in due course, cult member Jason Fitzpatrick told reporters Friday that he assumed the reason everyone’s penises were cut off would eventually come up in conversation. “The last thing I want to do as a
A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance to them, with both the government and donors funding the project. What do you think?
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The 2026 Met Gala will take place Monday, May 4. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the annual star-studded event. 1 in 3 Invitees aware the Met is a museum 5th Floor where the real Anna Wintour is safely stored while her decoy attends the gala $25 Target gift card awarded to […]
HUNT VALLEY, MD—Hailing the product as a life-changing alternative for those in need of controlled withdrawal solutions, officials at packaged food giant McCormick & Co. introduced a first-of-its-kind smooth and hearty transdermal gravy patch Tuesday. “At McCormick, we know well the frustrat
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The Justice Department indicted former FBI director James Comey a second time for posting a photo of seashells arranged in the shape of “86 47,” which Trump and his allies insisted was a threat to get rid of the 47th president. What do you think?
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Sports
Paris Saint-Germain forward Bradley Barcola has Liverpool and Arsenal interested. Transfer Talk has the latest.
David Benavidez dominated Gilberto Ramirez to win the WBA and WBO cruiserweight titles on Saturday.
David Benavidez overwhelms again, and with his KO of Gilberto "Zurdo" Ramirez, proves he's boxing's most relentless force.
Bob Weihe attended 79 straight Kentucky Derbys. This is the miraculous story of how he made his 80th.
Orlando star forward Paolo Banchero, after the Magic lost Game 7 to the Detroit Pistons on Sunday, seemed unsure of his club's prospects in a talented Eastern Conference, saying, "I can't say we're good enough to be in the Finals or the Eastern finals."
In just the 10th playoff game in NHL history with at least 15 combined goals, the Colorado Avalanche overcame blowing a three-goal lead to defeat the short-handed Minnesota Wild 9-6 on Sunday in a wacky Game 1 of this Western Conference semifinal series.
Alex Newhook and Nick Suzuki scored, and the Montreal Canadiens, despite posting just nine shots on net, defeated the Lightning 2-1 in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference quarterfinals Sunday night, a fourth straight Round 1 exit for Tampa Bay.
The Yankees optioned Anthony Volpe to Triple-A after the shortstop returned from his minor league rehab assignment.
Class of 2027 running back Duece Jones-Drew, the son of former NFL All-Pro Maurice Jones-Drew, has committed to UCLA.
The Cavaliers put their own spin on an ice structure that Drake posted as part of the rollout of his new album, "Iceman."
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Cristiano Ronaldo and Al-Nassr suffered a devastating blow to their silverware ambitions on Sunday night as they fell to a surprise 3-1 defeat against Al-Qadsiah.
Our experts ranked the best players competing in the 2026 FIFA World Cup this summer.
Check out the latest NBA title odds as the postseason enters the second round.
The NBA playoffs are in full motion. Check out the odds for each second-round series.
Chase Elliott's win at Texas was his second of the season, making it clear that he's going to be a real threat in 2026.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules and results for all eight teams.
Here are the results from Week 6 of the 2026 UFL season.
Frenkie de Jong has praised Marcus Rashford's profound tactical impact at Barcelona since his loan move from Manchester United.
If one of two of the most-storied franchises could somehow win the title, it would be a bigger win for a few bettors. Patrick Everson explains.
Tech
Those affected will see their PlayStation Network accounts automatically credited.
The Wall Street Journal reported that the offer could come as soon as this month.
RIP to the original AI search bot.
It's not playable, but it's still pretty cool.
This $2,000 Asus laptop delivers breathtaking performance thanks to Qualcomm's Snapdragon X2 Elite Extreme, but at the cost of nearly everything else.
From smart apps and planters to unique tools, these gifts will turn even a black thumb into a next-level plant parent.
A Bluetooth tracker can prevent vacation hell, aka arriving at the beach sans bathing suit. Here are our travel tips for using one.
These hardworking travel totes handle everything from a work trip to a weekend getaway.
The kitchen appliance titan changed up its beloved base-model stand mixer for the first time in over 70 years. It was worth the wait.
Coway's most popular air purifier gets an upgrade in looks and purification strength, though I wish it had wheels and an app.
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It's like Microsoft's Clippy, but useful.
The cars made at the Giga Shanghai factory start at $39,490 CAD, or roughly $29,000 in USD for a Model 3 Premium Rear-Wheel Drive variant.
The company has purchased Assured Robot Intelligence, whose staff is joining Meta's Superintelligence Labs.
Plus, more Ball x Pit is never a bad thing.
Will that stop them from taking over?
The compact desktop Mac now starts at $799 and comes with 512GB of storage.
Entertainment
Ever wonder what's under those over-the-top Met Gala looks?! We've got you covered in that (wardrobe) department! Before they hit the stairs tonight, take a peek ... these ladies won't be here all week! Strut into the gallery and untie the bikini…
Luke Rockhold has a face for the camera ... but don't expect him to get in front of one any time soon ... the former UFC star says he HATES the idea of being anyone but himself. TMZ Sports caught up with Rockhold at Santos Studios in Newport this…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. It's the first Monday in May, which can only mean one thing ... it's Met Gala day! Every year, Anna Wintour invites the hottest stars to show up and show out on the…
"Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star Whitney Leavitt just dropped a major announcement on the Broadway stage ... announcing she's officially exiting the hit Hulu show, TMZ has learned. We obtained video of the reality star–turned–Broadway…
Olivia Wilde says fans shouldn't worry about her health ... she wasn't brought back to dead by a mad scientist for a recent red carpet appearance -- the camera lens screwed her. The actress addressed her recent appeance at the San Francisco…
Jeremy Allen White fans will soon see him flying high in the "Star Wars" universe ... but now they can get a sneak peek here on earth -- with the star hurtling high in the air on a fair ride with his kids. The actor took his daughter -- 7-year-old…
Rick Fox is offering an apology ... to absolutely nobody! The former basketball star -- who is running for political office down in The Bahamas -- spoke at a political rally on Sunday ... and, he seemed to be offering a mea culpa for his role in a…
Rudy Giuliani has been rushed to the hospital in critical condition ... his spokesperson announced in a statement Sunday. Ted Goodman announced the news on X ... noting the former New York City mayor is in critical, but stable, condition in a…
It's a family date day for Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet -- the couple was seen arriving hand in hand for a Broadway performance of "The Fear of 13" on Sunday along with Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, and Kendall Jenner! In the clip,…
Sydney Sweeney's floating on cloud nine ... not only did she got Instagram official with Scooter Braun -- but she took a high-flying tour of a famous bridge Down Under. The actress was spotted in Sydney, Australia, Sunday taking The Harbour Bridge…
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