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Trump-endorsed Lt. Gov. Pamela Evette advances to South Carolina GOP gubernatorial runoff after Tuesday's primary, facing a crowded field of rivals.
Sen. Lindsey Graham wins crowded South Carolina Republican primary against businessman Mark Lynch in a race that highlighted ongoing GOP internal feuds.
Los Angeles hotel industry job losses hit their worst rate in a decade outside of COVID, the Employment Policies Institute reports, as the city's minimum wage mandate took effect.
South Carolina Democrats head to a June 23 runoff after no candidate won the gubernatorial primary to succeed term-limited GOP Gov. Henry McMaster.
Dr. Annie Andrews, a pediatrician, wins South Carolina's Democratic primary to likely challenge Sen. Lindsey Graham in his bid for a fifth Senate term.
Landon Donovan reflects on how American soccer earned global respect as the 2026 FIFA World Cup approaches at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles area.
Sen. Bernie Sanders dodged questions about abuse allegations facing Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner, refusing to respond at the Capitol.
Hugh Laurie apologizes for roasting journalist Janet Murray on social media, admitting he was "slightly drunk" when he responded to her "House" critique.
Bill Maher reveals he will appear in a documentary about slain conservative activist Charlie Kirk, saying he liked him as a person despite disagreements.
Democrat Javier Becerra and Trump-backed Republican Steve Hilton will face off in November for California governor, succeeding Gavin Newsom.
Satire
NEW YORK—Growing increasingly indignant with each passing possession, President Donald Trump reportedly spent the first quarter of Monday’s Game 3 of the NBA Finals angrily demanding that Knicks guard Jalen Brunson put on a suit. “You’re telling me this guy is supposed to be the star, yet he
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U.S. — Toy manufacturer Playskool unveiled its latest educational playset this week called "My First Hobo Camp", with the toy designed to help California children develop the practical life skills they would need for adulthood in the Golden State.
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WACO, TX — A local fundamentalist church announced a new theme for VBS that was attracting a lot of attention in the community: "Demons Are Out To Get You."
LOS ANGELES, CA — California election officials reminded voters over the weekend that there are just 30 days left to mail in their vote for the Los Angeles mayoral election that happened last Tuesday.
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HOUSTON, TX — Taking stock of himself in the mirror this morning, local teenager Adrian Larson became deeply concerned that his hair does not look enough like a head of broccoli.
LOS ANGELES, CA — After the latest ballot drop, Los Angeles officials released an updated vote tally showing candidate Spencer Pratt was now sitting at negative one billion votes.
NEW YORK—Calling the breakthrough a significant step forward in xenotransplantation, New York University doctors confirmed Monday they had successfully transplanted a pig foreskin onto a circumcised human. “This successful operation proves that pig penises are a viable, long-term solution for c
Water-Inefficient Landscaping: Featuring lush, non-native tropical plants, a pool, a fish pond, and a private putting green, this home spits in Mother Nature’s face and dares her to do something about it. Reference #815233
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PETALUMA, CA—Nervously drumming his fingers as he reviewed the information one more time, local 20-year-old Kane Parsons reportedly attached the file Backrooms.mov to his film school application Monday. “Alright, here goes nothing,” said Parsons, who told reporters that he had so far applied t
June is time for Pride and time for travel. The Onion shares tips for helping LGBTQ+ Americans stay safe while traveling this summer. Use discretion when conversing with strangers on apps who list their job as “Secret Police.” Make sure the destination you’re heading to isn’t somewhere tha
A meta-analysis of existing research found that cat owners had an increased risk of schizophrenia-related disorders, concluding that those exposed to cats had twice the likelihood of developing psychosis. What do you think?
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Sports
England head coach Thomas Tuchel provided an injury update on winger Bukayo Saka ahead of the World Cup.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
The Cincinnati Bengals have restructured quarterback Joe Burrow's contract, freeing up $10 million in cap space for the upcoming season.
Victor Wembanyama was among players on both the Spurs and Knicks to condemn the videos permeating social media of apparent New York fans physically attacking Spurs supporters.
Big 12 athletic directors held a spirited call Tuesday with commissioner Brett Yormark, making it clear they are united around the notion that Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby should not be eligible for next season.
The Knicks called getting Karl-Anthony Towns more involved late in games a priority after their offense stalled in the Game 3 loss to the Spurs.
Browns coach Todd Monken said he is unlikely to name a starting quarterback between Deshaun Watson and Shedeur Sanders at the conclusion of mandatory minicamp on Thursday.
Ravens defensive end Calais Campbell believes his 19th season in the NFL will be his final one.
Bryan Collins, a North Carolina superior court judge, dismissed a lawsuit from 31 former NC State male athletes alleging sexual abuse under the guise of treatment and harassment by the Wolfpack's former director of sports medicine, Robert M. Murphy Jr.
The Knicks will reach the Finals: A+. Ace Bailey will lead all rookies in scoring: D. Let's reevaluate 30 predictions from last October.
A Texas teen who fatally stabbed a 17-year-old track athlete from a rival team during a high school meet was convicted of murder Tuesday and sentenced to 35 years in prison in a trial that drew attention beyond the Dallas suburb where they were students.
Christian Watson appreciated the faith the Green Bay Packers showed in him even when he believed he didn’t necessarily deserve it.
U.S. goalkeepers Matt Freese and Matt Turner have not yet been told who will be between the posts on Friday.
Craig Breslow, the Red Sox chief baseball officer, is having a lot of conversations about how his front office will pilot MLB’s Aug. 3 trade deadline. But it seems like those discussions are not reflecting their reality.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
Big 12 athletic directors have taken part in a conference call with Commissioner Brett Yormark to address the situation around Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorsby.
World Cup fans from Germany and England shared their American discoveries like fast food and football stadiums on social media ahead of the FIFA World Cup.
FOX Sports' RJ Young explains why Brendan Sorsby's eligibility revealed a deeper problem in college football: the NCAA is no longer the sport's final authority.
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Tech
At long last, a corporate training you might actually enjoy.
A recent video of a great white shark in the Mediterranean Sea offers the possibility of deriving valuable information for conservation strategies.
The rules may pose a minor hurdle for people who just have to cheat.
The automaker today is turning on vehicle-to-grid charging for its GM Energy customers. Will people actually use it?
EVs from GM will soon be able to top up at more kinds of public chargers.
Claude subscribers can try the model until June 22 without spending usage credits.
Opera's new Android update includes a soccer hub in time for the World Cup.
Marshall's Stockwell III portable speaker runs 40 hours on a charge and costs $250.
Apple has announced the latest version of macOS. It’s all about the reintroduction of Siri, which is now accessible from anywhere on the Mac desktop.
Apple took the wraps off iOS 27 at its WWDC event, and the iPhone update is chock-full of smart upgrades, with a big focus on improvements to Siri.
Anthropic is releasing Claude Mythos 5 to trusted organizations and Claude Fable 5 to the public, a version it says can’t be used for cyberattacks.
Out of nowhere, we have a new trailer for Kingdom Hearts IV.
Here's your first look at Siri AI, and how it works across Apple's devices.
Nintendo's next sports game bundle will include... thumb wrestling?
Big Walk, from the creators of Untitled Goose Game, will be available August 4.
The FDA recently approved the cellular rejuvenation therapy ER-100 for human clinical trials. While vision is the first target, it could have applications for a variety of age-related disease.
With a competitive price, winning design, and better performance than the R1, Rivian could be set to break into the big leagues. Just make sure you get the right model with the right tech.
These bird feeders come with cameras and connected apps to let you see and learn about the birds in your neighborhood.
The affordable Artline doubles as a design piece and comes close to outshining the reigning champion of art TVs, the Samsung Frame Pro.
A decade ago, commuter buses attracted big protests in San Francisco. Years later, the city is still feeling the repercussions.
Entertainment
Jason Khan, who ran the foot fetish site FootPadNYC.com, has been indicted on sex trafficking charges for allegedly luring and raping aspiring foot models, the U.S. Attorney's Office announced Monday. According to the indictment, Khan allegedly…
Rep. Rashida Tlaib says the government can find money "out of nowhere" to fund wars, and it's even lining some Congress members' pockets -- something she desperately wants to change. Charlie caught up with the Congresswoman from Michigan Tuesday to…
Karmelo Anthony will spend 35 years behind bars for murdering Austin Metcalf, a judge has ruled. On Tuesday, the jury found the Texas teen guilty of murder, for stabbing Austin to death at a high school track meet last April. The death penalty was…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are paying retail for their wedding event at Madison Square Garden, and that full price is well into the millions ... TMZ has learned. Sources tell us the soon-to-be-weds rented out MSG for at least 3 days ... one day…
Michael Turner’s baby mama wants the ex-NFL star to be found in contempt of court for allegedly failing to comply with a judge's order in their child support battle ... TMZ has learned. Michael’s ex, Rasheeda Walker-Williamson, asked the…
Alix Earle was seen busting some moves next to driver Lando Norris in France! Check out the cute clip from Monday -- the influencer looks like she's having a ball as she busts some moves next to Lando at La Guérite, a restaurant in Cannes. They…
Some Trump supporters are pissed the President got so little airtime at the NBA Finals compared to stars at MSG -- and it turns out that wasn't an accident. Here's the deal ... DT made history as the first sitting prez to attend the Finals last…
"Summer House" star Kyle Cooke is back at it again ... kissing fans in public on video. In footage going viral online, Kyle is seen leaning in close to a woman at a nightclub while he's on tour for his DJ set ... laying a few smooches on her before…
Francisco Gonzalez -- the Florida attorney accused of helping bankroll an alleged murder-for-hire plot targeting his daughter Gabbie's baby daddy Jack Avery -- says prosecutors are trying to keep him locked up without bail based on speculation, not…
Avani Gregg is making a splash in Croatia ... and these bikini pics have us ready to walk the plank right behind her. The TikTok superstar struck a series of sultry poses while perched on the edge of a plank above crystal-clear water ... rocking a…
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