Personalize Your Own Homepage
Login
Create Account
US News
• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
• Watch moment WSJ journalist appears in Russian court
Sen. Warnock compares Christian leaders backing Trump to those who justified slavery, saying their faith-based support for the president is misguided.
Dawn Staley praised UCLA after the Gamecocks' championship loss, refusing to discuss her viral exchange with UConn's Geno Auriemma post-Final Four.
Savannah Guthrie delivers an emotional Easter message about faith and doubt as her mother Nancy Guthrie remains missing after 63 days in Arizona.
Former CIA station chief Dan Hoffman says the agency tracked Iranian forces and ran a deception operation to help rescue a downed U.S. airman.
North Carolina football coach Bill Belichick is sued over a painter's alleged fall and injuries at his Nantucket, Massachusetts, property in June 2024.
Joseph Baena, son of Arnold Schwarzenegger, takes home first place at the INBA Iron Gladiator natural bodybuilding competition in Southern California.
The UCLA Bruins defeated the South Carolina Gamecocks, 79-51, to capture the first women's basketball national title in program history under coach Cori Close.
Elizabeth Hurley, 60, goes topless on Instagram while posing in a flower field, wearing only tiny yellow bikini bottoms for a sun-soaked spring moment.
Dave Portnoy and Scott Van Pelt criticized the NCAA's first-ever Final Four halftime concert, which delayed the Michigan-Arizona tipoff.
Journey bandmates Neal Schon and Jonathan Cain are feuding over politics, religion and lawsuits even as their farewell world tour moves forward.
Satire
The post Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas appeared first on The Onion.
HOUSTON, TX — With the toilet about Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if stocking the shuttle with Chipotle may have been a mistake.
EUGENE, OR — Local man Bennett Stenson has become increasingly excited for the new Mario movie after hearing that film critics hated it.
COSTA MESA, CA — In what was sure to be a blow to street vendors across the nation, the country's leading provider announced that fruit cart insurance would no longer cover destruction from car chases.
JERUSALEM — The disciples of Christ, distraught and crushed by the events of Friday, began to wonder what Jesus could have possibly meant when he said, "They will kill me and in three days I will rise from the dead."
President Donald Trump fired Pam Bondi as attorney general after growing frustrated with her handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files and what he perceived as her lack of aggressiveness in prosecuting his political opponents. What do you think?
The post Pam Bondi Fired As Attorney General appeared firs
The post Pam Bondi Brought In For Exit Lobotomy appeared first on The Onion.
The post Bondi: ‘My Only Regret Is Not Being Able To Re-Traumatize More Victims’ appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Saying he had finally found a military commander whose character was worthy of the U.S. Army, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Friday that he was replacing ousted top general Randy George with a horse that drinks beer. “With Dusty’s wartime promotion to Army chief of staff
The post Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz appeared first on The Onion.
KENT, WA—In an effort to attract new customers by generating more enthusiasm for space tourism among the general populace, civilian spaceflight operator Blue Origin confirmed Friday it had launched the world’s largest ball of twine into orbit around the Earth. “Many people who find the idea of
SACRAMENTO, CA—Following an extended series of failed attempts, Friday night’s matchup between the New Orleans Pelicans and the Sacramento Kings reportedly ended with neither team’s players proving able to recover a tipoff. According to sources in attendance, both the 25-52 Pelicans and the 20
Zara Larsson, the pop star known for “Lush Life” and “Stateside,” is currently on her 2026 Midnight Sun Tour. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist. Birth Name: Zara Larsson feat. David Guetta Birthplace: Town Where Everybody Happy All The Time, Sweden Parents: Lisa
DENVER—Growing increasingly frantic as the mobs of exuberant preteens flooded from their bunks into the state of Colorado beyond, local Christian camp director Alan Mullins reportedly panicked Friday after noticing his conversion therapy device had been set to reverse. “Dear Lord, they’re just
Sports
The most iconic highlight reel in sports started in a Michigan bar 40 years ago -- and was almost an NFL anthem.
Geno Auriemma is a defining figure in women's basketball, which makes his behavior Friday night all the more disappointing.
How a longtime coach and an eclectic mix of transfers finally delivered an NCAA title years in the making.
Dawn Staley made sure the crowd acknowledged her pregame handshake with Cori Close before South Carolina and UCLA met in the women's final, an apparent dig at Geno Auriemma
Two-time Masters champion Scottie Scheffler arrived at Augusta National on Sunday, along with his 9-day-old son, Remy.
Padres third baseman Manny Machado kicked aside a pickoff attempt to help San Diego score two runs as the Padres rallied from a four-run deficit on their way to an 8-6 victory over the Red Sox on Sunday.
The Islanders have fired coach Patrick Roy and named Peter DeBoer his replacement after losing seven of their last 10 games.
Reliever Pete Fairbanks, 32, was given a rare start by the Miami Marlins on Sunday afternoon to allow the closer to get home for the birth of his child, and the reliever threw a 27-pitch first inning against the New York Yankees.
Duke's Cameron Boozer, a projected top-five pick in the 2026 NBA draft, said he suffered multiple fractures around one of his eyes during his team's loss to UConn in the Elite Eight.
Can Rory McIlroy repeat? Will Scottie Scheffler find more magic at Augusta? We break down the Masters field from the favorites to the players just looking to make the cut.
After that performance against Arizona? It's no wonder the public is on Michigan to win the title. Patrick Everson has the report.
Here are the latest rumors surrounding the possible candidates for the UNC job.
The UCLA women's basketball team's star-studded senior class will go out on the highest possible note.
We're tracking notable injuries, news and happenings across men's and women's college basketball during the 2025-2026 season.
Kalshi Promo Code FOXSPORTS: Get a $10 Bonus for Lakers vs Mavericks and Rockets vs Warriors.
BetMGM Bonus Code FOXSPORTS: Claim up to $1500 in Bonuses for Tonight's NBA - Lakers vs Mavericks and More.
Sleeper Promo Code FOXSPORTS: Get a $20 Free Bonus for Lakers vs Mavericks, Rockets vs Warriors or Any Other Game.
Here's the latest on the statuses of Yaxel Lendeborg and Solo Ball ahead of Monday's national championship game.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
The Dodgers will be without one of their top stars for a bit, as Mookie Betts heads to the 10-day injured list. However, he could be out longer than that.
Tech
The Artemis II crew is almost at the moon, and the astronauts spent this weekend carrying out preparations for their lunar flyby on Monday. That included manual piloting demonstrations, reviewing their science objectives for the six-hour observation period and evaluating their space suits, which are
While the US and Anthropic are in the midst of a major dispute, the UK is trying to sway the San Francisco-based AI company to expand its presence on English soil. According to a report from The Financial Times, staffers at the UK's Department for Science, Innovation and Technology have worked on pr
Samsung is putting the final nail in the coffin for its own messaging app. The smartphone maker posted an "End of Service Announcement" on its website, revealing that the Samsung Messages app will no longer be available by July of this year. Samsung also recommended that anyone still using Samsung M
Pinball video games have been around for years — I cut my teeth on Space Cadet 3D Pinball, which was pre-loaded on Windows 95. They range from realistic recreations of pinball tables you’ll find at arcades to games that could never exist in real life like 2019’s Demon’s Tilt or older ones li
We’ve been testing bands since the first Apple Watch launched in 2015. From silicone sports straps to leather bands, I’ve rounded up the best for every occasion.
Electricity rates have gotten so atrocious that this Heatbit wants to offset your costs with bitcoin mining. But the math doesn't add up.
These smart mowers are expensive alternatives to some good old-fashioned yard work, but they’re finally good enough to consider if you’d rather sip an iced tea and watch the robot go by.
The current console generation may last longer than anyone expects.
Amid mass displacement and collapsing trust in institutions, digital wallets are becoming critical conduits for aid, connecting diaspora donors directly with communities on the ground.
When Syrian government accounts were hijacked in March, the breach looked chaotic. But it revealed something more troubling: a state struggling with the most basic layer of cybersecurity.
There's finally a release date for the Spaceballs sequel — but before you get too excited, it's a whole year away. As first reported by Deadline, Amazon MGM Studios announced on Friday night that the upcoming Spaceballs movie will hit theaters on April 23, 2027, right around the 40th anniversary o
For those who will never tire of the words of Ursula K. Le Guin, a special treat is on the way. The esteemed late author's blog, which she started in 2010 at the age of 81, is being rereleased as a podcast, In Your Spare Time. Le Guin's blog ran until 2017, and a book collecting a selection of those
Instead of raising prices again, Netflix may have to lower its subscription costs in Italy. A court in Rome recently ruled that Netflix owed its Italian users a refund for price hikes between 2017 and January 2024 and a reduction to previous subscription costs. On top of the refunds, Netflix Italia
Before it's publicly available later this year, the Irish government is trialing its Government Digital Wallet, which includes a way to verify a user's age to access social media platforms. In its press release, the government's Department of Public Expediture, Infrastructure, Public Service Reform
Apple has released the first public beta for iOS 26.5, just a few days after the beta for developers came out. One of the biggest changes the new operating system brings is the “Suggested Places” feature in Apple Maps. It will show you trending places to visit, such as restaurants and other esta
Anthropic is no longer offering a free ride for third-party apps using its Claude AI. Boris Cherny, Anthropic's creator and head of Claude Code, posted on X that Claude subscriptions will no longer cover using the AI agent for third-party tools, like OpenClaw, for free. As of 3PM ET on April 4, anyo
With great sound and versatility, this new speaker may be Sonos’ best.
From weatherproof jackets and pants to puffers, gloves, and socks, WIRED’s winter sports experts have you covered.
This hose-attached smart sprinkler maps your yard, rotates on command, and measures water use. Despite these clever features, the results are a little uneven.
Plus: The FBI says a recent hack of its wiretap tools poses a national security risk, attackers stole Cisco source code as part of an ongoing supply chain hacking spree, and more.
Entertainment
"The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" star Mary Cosby is leaning on faith and her fans this Easter -- her first since the devastating loss of her son, Robert. Mary shared a heartfelt message on socials Sunday, thanking supporters for their…
Dak Prescott has confirmed his split from Sarah Jane Ramos in court docs ... nearly one month after the estranged couple canceled their wedding. The Dallas Cowboys star quarterback referenced the breakup in court documents, obtained by Us Weekly,…
Charlotte Flair has us WWE-eak in the knees! And can you blame us?! She is wrestling royalty, after all. The SmackDown star turned the big 4-0 on Sunday ... and she's lookin' fine as ever! To celebrate her big day, we've rounded up her steamiest…
This bravehearted Irishman was nice enough to chat it up with us when we caught him at LAX in 2012 ... can you guess who he is? That year, the iconic character actor was nominated for a Golden Globe Award, and less than 28 days later, we caught him…
Tori Spelling spent Easter with her children after everyone was released from the hospital following their scary car crash ... TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... she kept things low-key Sunday in Temecula, CA enjoying a…
LeAnn Rimes' had an intense reaction to having her jaw released in a viral video last week ... but Brandi Glanville isn't thrilled about the clip which she seems to think was oversharing. Speaking on her 'Unfiltered' podcast, Brandi revealed she…
President Donald Trump had a very untraditional Easter Sunday ... skipping church and hitting the greens at Trump National Golf Club instead ... all while online rumors about his health were swirling. The 79-year-old was spotted arriving back at…
Gigi Hadid is breaking her silence after her name popped up in the infamous Jeffrey Epstein files and she's making it crystal clear she had zero connection to the late sex offender. In a now deleted comment responding to a fan online, Gigi said it…
"Ye" it ain't so! Another major sponsor is following in Pepsi's footsteps, bailing on London's Wireless Festival after Ye -- formerly known as Kanye West -- was named as the headliner. Alcoholic beverage giant Diageo has pulled out of the event,…
On this Easter Sunday, we're getting a rare "peep" at Jennifer Aniston's love life! The actress looks unbelievably adorable all cozied up with boyfriend Jim Curtis in a new pic. Check out the photo ... Jen and Jim smush their cheeks together while…