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A Seattle couple's $10 million lawsuit alleges Salem Health staff pressured them to transport their deceased baby's body home in their personal vehicle.
A federal judge ordered that President Donald Trump must restore White House press credentials for CNN, MS NOW and Politico, finding the outlets likely to prevail in court.
A First Amendment lawsuit alleges Kingsport Police in Tennessee raided Joshua Gibbons' home after he filmed and criticized a cop speeding at night.
Aaron Judge said he intends to be ready for Game 1 of the AL Wild Card series, but Yankees manager Aaron Boone is planning without him for now.
Jose Santiago Pantoja-Morales allegedly grabbed a Dallas ISD officer's gun during a struggle and shot him in the femoral artery near LBJ Freeway.
A Persian student confronted Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed over leaked audio about Iran's Khamenei and his silence on the IRGC.
PETA calls on Itty Bitty City Kitties to abolish its adoption policy after the NYC kitten rescue declared "NO F---ING MAGA" on social media.
Harry Kane says playing in the NFL as a placekicker is "a lot more realistic" than golf and could pair it with a future MLS career stateside.
Masoud Pezeshkian accused the U.S. and Israel of attacking Iran at the United Nations, and an expert says Trump likely responded with a smirk.
A man who died in 1982 of cyanide poisoning in an Idaho church has been identified, raising questions about the Chicago Tylenol murders.
Satire
The Bible tells us that when you're a Christian, things can get pretty rough — especially in countries other than the United States. Thankfully, there are some amazing rewards in store for believers who suffer for the Gospel.
NEW YORK, NY — In a courageous act to promote racial equity in America, New York Times contributor Nikole Hannah-Jones abandoned her young daughter at a well-known crack house.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Republican leaders are reportedly meeting this week to discuss how their polling could be so terrible ahead of the midterms despite doing so many wildly unpopular things.
DALLAS, TX — Local husband Max Boyer was reportedly welcomed home Tuesday by his wife, Tiffany, who proudly announced that she had earned $184.50 that afternoon by successfully returning items to Target.
Several media outlets have officially walked out of the White House Press Corps in solidarity with CNN, MS NOW, and Politico after President Trump banned them from the premises. Now, The Babylon Bee is in a unique position as the only remaining news outlet with White House credentials.
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NEW YORK, NY — In a very special new episode of her popular YouTube children's program, content creator Ms. Rachel announced that her beloved sidekick, Herbie the puppet, had joined Hamas as a child soldier.
A 74-year-old hunter was arrested on felony manslaughter charges after fatally shooting a woman whom he mistook for a deer. What do you think?
The post Hunter Arrested After Mistaking Woman For A Deer appeared first on The Onion.
ST. LOUIS—Kicking himself for missing out on a potentially lucrative financial opportunity, local man Keith Towers reportedly realized this week that he might have become rich if he had invested in rice 7,000 years ago. “Damn, I wish I’d had the foresight to put some money down on rice back in
PLAISTOW, NH—Blaming their friend’s personalized internet feed for his warped perception of the film’s impact, sources confirmed Wednesday that the algorithm presented to local man Todd Bennett had been distorting how important he thinks Gummo is to the rest of the world. “No matter which so
CHICAGO—Granting the public permission to disregard the organization’s previous recommendations, American Medical Association officials announced this week that huge biceps were now the only thing that mattered for health. “Rather than worrying about eating a balanced diet or maintaining an ac
President Trump banned news outlets CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from participating in the White House press pool, citing what he considers fake news coverage of himself. What do you think?
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NEW YORK, NY — Fear spread rapidly at today's session of the General Assembly as, in a tense moment, the Iranian president addressed the United Nations while holding a thermal detonator.
NEW YORK, NY — Speaking at the UN this week, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney clarified their Medical Assistance in Dying (MAID) program, explaining that by "assisted suicide" they mean "completely unsolicited murder."
THE HEAVENS—Asserting that He’d had “enough of the drama,” the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, shocked fans Tuesday by announcing His abrupt departure from The Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives. “Though this series has been a huge part of My eternal life, I can no longer participate in g
WASHINGTON—Declaring the military fortifications an urgent matter of national security, President Donald Trump on Monday proposed the installation of a sniper nest atop his youngest son, Barron. “We’re going to set up Barron right there on Memorial Circle, where some of the deadliest marksmen
Josephine Walker, 23, really should have picked “truth.”
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Sports
Isaac "Pitbull" Cruz disposed of Nestor Bravo via sixth-round KO to join the junior welterweight top 5. Here are the latest ESPN divisional rankings.
Melinda Watpool stopped Maria Dolores Hernandez Garcia to join the middleweight rankings. Here are the latest ESPN divisional rankings.
Here's a look at every weight class to determine the best of the best in UFC, PFL and beyond.
Former UFC champion puts elite status of women's flyweight division on display in ESPN's P4P top 10.
Who takes the No. 1 spot? ESPN's Bill Connelly lists out his top 10 College Football Playoff games.
Lawrence Tanter had manned the microphone in L.A. since the "Showtime" days until his retirement in June following a stroke.
Former NHL star Mark Messier, who had a Hall of Fame career with the Edmonton Oilers, said he was "horrified" by the team's hiring of controversial coach Mike Babcock.
Cubs manager Craig Counsell was quick to point out the disadvantages his team faces this weekend after the league moved Sunday's contest against the Boston Red Sox to Friday due to a poor weather forecast.
Former NC State sports medicine director Robert Michael Murphy was arrested Wednesday evening after a grand jury indicted him last week on multiple felony and misdemeanor counts involving the sexual abuse of male student-athletes he had treated.
In honor of 23 years since "One Tree Hill" premiered, James Lafferty & Co. take us inside the basketball heart of the cult classic TV show.
Here's the latest from around the NFL on Wednesday.
The reigning Super Bowl MVP has been as good as advertised, but the Chiefs need to guard against overusing the Michigan State product.
The public is riding with the Bills again, so now the books will need the Bolts. Patrick Everson breaks down the NFL midweek betting action.
Yankees slugger Giancarlo Stanton could return for the playoffs after a 5 1/2-month absence due to calf strains.
Here is Marcus Freeman’s one-on-one interview with Jadarian Price.
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Check out the odds for five sleeper games as college football season enters Week 4.
Josh Allen is playing "very dangerous football," according to Tom Brady. But is that enough for the Bills to unseat the Seahawks in the GOAT's top 10?
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VR glasses, Aviator-style Ray-Ban Meta specs, Ace Attorney in virtual reality and much more.
Meta's Muse Charm is a Tamagotchi-like device with Muse AI.
Somewhere, a contractor just breathed a sigh of relief.
Instead of a new Quest headset, the company showed off a more portable but less immersive device today.
They're a notable improvement over the company's earlier attempts at digital likeness.
The smart glasses are also arriving in five new markets this fall.
Sorry Apple, it looks like Meta's VR Glasses are the real Vision Pro successor.
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The latest lineup comes in two new frame styles: Aviator and Zena.
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Entertainment
LeBron James' longtime business partner and childhood friend, Maverick Carter, is in the middle of a nasty court battle with his ex, Crystal Streets ... TMZ has learned. In court docs, Maverick asked the judge to reduce the $25K a month he…
Thirsty Thursday is comin' in hot!!! Can you score the unknown babe makin' big waves in her blue thong bikini?! Here are your clues: She played Lindsey Kingston-Persons on the TBS sitcom "Are We there Yet?" She has 6+ million followers on Instagram…
You can catch this cute kid snaggin' 7 MTV Video Music Awards' nominations this year ... He's put out countless of bangers in his time: "Uptown Funk," "Just The Way You Are," "Locked Out of Heaven" to call out a few ... Can you guess who he is?
A federal judge has just ruled in favor of the news outlets the Trump administration kicked out of the White House. Judge Timothy J. Kelly backed CNN, MS NOW and Politico in their fight against the executive branch. According to a ruling filed…
Kyrsten Sinema’s alleged ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard Matthew Ammel is facing a felony charge after allegedly trashing her Arizona home ... causing more than $200,000 in damage. According to court docs, Sinema told cops Ammel entered her…
The son of 'Pioneer Woman' Ree Drummond faced legal trouble months before his arrest for assaulting a police officer and possession of drugs -- with the famous chef’s son also accused of biting an officer's hand last year ... TMZ has learned.…
Dolly Parton's sister is setting the record straight about the ongoing drama between the late legend's manager and nephew. Freida Parton took to Instagram on Wednesday, writing ... "I'll say this and this only: there is no feud within our family.…
Lindsey Vonn's got a new man ... and these two snow bunnies are doing some serious summer lovin'!!! The Olympian just hard launched her hot new arm candy, French skier Matthieu Bailet. Lindsay posted some precious pics of her and Matthieu sharing a…
NBA legend Gregg Popovich definitely knows ball, but does he know bro code? The former San Antonio Spurs head coach is remarried ... to his assistant coach's ex ... TMZ has learned. According to a marriage license obtained by TMZ ... Popovich has…
Jonathan Taylor Thomas allegedly kicked a Los Angeles County Sheriff's Deputy in the stomach which led to his arrest ... TMZ has learned. The Los Angeles Sheriff's Department said the "Home Improvement" star, who was arrested on suspicion of…
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