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South Korean court sentences former President Yoon Suk Yeol to life in prison for leading insurrection after he declared martial law in December 2024.
A woman who lost her grandson to gun violence defended President Trump at this year's White House Black History Month event, telling critics to "get off the man's back."
A public safety expert warned that the DHS shutdown could devastate local disaster response, with grant funding impacted as extreme weather threatens communities.
Detroit police chief moves to fire two officers who allegedly contacted Customs and Border Protection during traffic stops, violating department policy on immigration enforcement.
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced the city will resume clearing homeless encampments with a new approach after pausing the controversial practice in January.
Wall Street Journal editor-at-large Gerry Baker warns NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani's tax plan targeting wealthy residents will be "catastrophic."
The Pima County Sheriff's Office, the department leading the Nancy Guthrie investigation, is featured in a new reality TV series titled "Desert Law."
Trump Justice Department launches investigations into Michigan school districts over gender instruction and intervenes in LA race-based admissions lawsuit.
FCC chair Brendan Carr hits back at Stephen Colbert's censorship claims surrounding an interview with a Texas U.S. Senate candidate not airing due to equal-time rule concerns.
Charlotte Hornets star LaMelo Ball crashed his custom Hummer in a left-turn collision Wednesday in his Charlotte, but no injuries were reported.
Satire
Catholic or not, there's nothing wrong with encouraging your wife to participate in Lent. While there may be a wide variety of things she could give up, there are a few things that could really work out well for you.
'You Know, The Bible Says You Shouldn't Judge People,' Woman Tells Jesus At Great Throne Of Judgment
HEAVENLY THRONE ROOM — As she stood before the great white throne of judgment upon whom sat One with the appearance of jasper and carnelian, recently deceased Tiffany Smith told Jesus that He really shouldn't be so judgy.
ONTARIO, CA — In a revelation intended to lay a foundation for a better marital relationship, a local wife explained to her husband that her love language is for him to go out and earn all the money and then come home and do all the chores.
NEW YORK CITY — Progressive Democrat James Talarico went on The Late Show to explain how Democrats can be Christians too if they just ignore everything in the Bible.
WILLOW SPRINGS, IL—Expressing exasperation over the constant Chinese New Year chatter, local thoroughbred Lady Star told reporters Wednesday she was annoyed at all the comments she was getting about the Year of the Horse. “Everyone keeps asking me if I’m excited about it being the Year of the
Disgusting: Colbert Announces He Would Rather Show Not Air At All Than Have To Interview Black Woman
NEW YORK, NY — During a Tuesday evening taping of The Late Show, host Stephen Colbert announced he would rather the show not air at all than have to interview a black woman.
LOS ANGELES, CA — The shocking results of a brand-new study indicate that you can actually think thoughts without posting them online.
NEW YORK CITY — New York City residents have reported that the warmth of collectivism feels weirdly similar to a crushing tax increase.
South Korea’s spy agency believes North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has chosen his daughter Kim Ju Ae as his heir, with the 13-year-old having recently attended several high profile events alongside her father. What do you think?
The post Kim Jong-Un Selects Teen Daughter As North Korea’s Next Lea
All Upcoming Films Canceled After Every Living Actor Called To ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Set For Reshoots
LOS ANGELES—Confirming the rest of the industry had been brought to a virtual standstill, sources reported Wednesday that all upcoming films had been canceled after every living actor was called back to the Avengers: Doomsday set for reshoots. “They’ve called every member of SAG-AFTRA back to
MEMPHIS, TN—Immediately conducting a risk assessment after he heard the doorbell ring, local dog Toby was reportedly forced Wednesday to make a split-second decision about whether to kill or show his tummy to an unknown visitor. “I really love getting scritchy-scratchies on my tumtum, but if thi
THE HEAVENS—Expressing His confusion as to how their true calling continued to elude them, God Almighty, our Lord and Heavenly Father, was reportedly wondering Wednesday when humans would realize that the major purpose of life was to continually masturbate. “It feels good and the parts to do it
SIOUX CITY, IA—Making the dire prediction shortly after being terminated for substandard work, marketing analyst Ryan Bronson, who was laid off solely for performance-related reasons Wednesday, warned that artificial intelligence was coming for everyone. “Yup, the way things are going, not a sin
Gallup will stop tracking presidential job approval ratings after 88 years, saying the decision reflects “an evolution in how Gallup focuses its public research and thought leadership.” What do you think?
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LIVIGNO, ITALY—In what has become the central focus of his primetime broadcasts night after night, NBC sportscaster Mike Tirico has devoted huge swaths of Winter Games coverage this week to demanding answers from Olympic athletes about what happens to their old drug-test urine. “Madison, Evan, e
WASHINGTON—Declaring that athletes who had disgraced their country with a poor performance needed to be dealt with in the harshest manner possible, President Donald Trump asked advisors Tuesday when he would get to kill members of Team USA who lost at the Olympics. “If they’re not standing on
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Sports
LaMelo Ball was not injured after being involved in a two-car crash in downtown Charlotte on Wednesday, a source told The Associated Press.
The Major League Baseball Players Association unanimously elected Bruce Meyer as its interim executive director Wednesday, the union announced.
Josh Dix scored 21 points to lead Creighton to a 91-84 win over No. 5 UConn on Wednesday night, two weeks after his mother died from colon cancer.
The Golden State Warriors will be without star guard Stephen Curry when they exit the All-Star break on Thursday night against the Boston Celtics and the length of his ongoing absence is unclear.
Darius Acuff Jr. scored the second-most points in a college basketball game this season and had the ball in his hands for the final shot as Arkansas fell to Alabama.
No. 4 Arizona got back in the win column after back-to-back losses by overcoming AJ Dybantsa's 35-point night to defeat BYU 75-68.
Knight and Bowe fell in love at the 2022 Games in Beijing and have brought their Olympic love story full circle.
Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano will undergo extensive medical and neurological testing ahead of their May 16 MMA comeback clash, according to the California State Athletic Commission.
The U.S. men are moving on to the semifinals at the Olympics thanks to Quinn Hughes, after needing extra hockey to get through the quarterfinals Wednesday against Sweden.
Dan Hurley was displeased with UConn's effort on defense in his team's 91-84 loss to Creighton on Wednedsay.
Thursday at the Olympics is headlined by the U.S. facing Canada for women's hockey gold and figure skater Alysa Liu looking to snap a 20-year U.S. drought.
There is one Division I women's college basketball team that is still undefeated in the 2025-2026 season.
Bruce Meyer, who previously served as the MLBPA's deputy executive director, was voted in as the union's new interim leader one day after Tony Clark's resignation
Bruce Meyer has been elected as executive director of the Major League Baseball Players Association in a unanimous vote.
Here are the best in-car radio moments from the 2026 Daytona 500.
With the 2026 INDYCAR season just over a week away, drivers hit the track for some final testing. Here's what they had to say about it.
A look at who's who and what they are playing for in the men's and women's college basketball mid-major Big West.
From Lionel Messi to El Tráfico, FOX Sports will be home to some of Major League Soccer's marquee stars and regular season matches.
Will Mike Evans return to the Bucs, or could he team up with Josh Allen or Patrick Mahomes? Here are our best fits for the star wide receiver.
The GOAT and the Lion shared a moment at the historic San Siro as Tom Brady and Zlatan Ibrahomivic linked up before AC Milan's game.
Tech
The Meta CEO stuck to a playbook of repetitive answers and buzzwords in a landmark trial in Los Angeles on Wednesday.
Mark Zuckerberg took the stand Wednesday in a high-profile jury trial over social media addiction. In an appearance that was described by NBC News as "combative," the Facebook founder reportedly said that Meta's goal was to make Instagram "useful" not increase the time users are spending in the app.
Last year Dyson introduced the PencilVac, which it immediately declared the "world’s slimmest vacuum cleaner." Presumably, then, the title of world’s slimmest wet floor cleaner goes to the newly unveiled PencilWash.
Promising a "lighter, slimmer and smaller solution to wet cleaning without compr
Bose's fabulous QuietComfort Ultra Gen 2 noise-canceling headphones are the best travel headphones and are $50 off.
Google has announced that using its newly incorporated Lyria 3 model, Gemini users will be able to generate 30-second music tracks based on a prompt, or remix an existing track to their liking. The new model builds on Gemini's pre-existing ability to generate text, images and video, and will also be
Scout AI is using technology borrowed from the AI industry to power lethal weapons—and recently demonstrated its explosive potential.
While it may sound unorthodox, these earbuds make a great companion for your Switch 2 or other portable console.
The days of tech giants buying up discrete chips are over. AI companies now need GPUs, CPUs, and everything in between.
The long-awaited cyberpunk platformer Replaced just got hit with a short delay. The pixel-art game was supposed to come out on March 12, but will now be released on April 14. That's just a month, which isn't that big of a deal considering this game has been on our radar for five years.
Why the delay
The Winter Olympics have been a blast so far, and there are still four days left. It's the perfect time to get ahold of a virtual private network (VPN) and check out how the games are broadcast in other countries— all while improving your cybersecurity. By connecting to a VPN every time you get o
Nevada is taking action against the rapidly growing Wild West of prediction markets. The state's gambling regulators and attorney general sued Kalshi on Tuesday. They accuse the company of bypassing Nevada law by operating a sports gambling market without proper licenses. In addition, they say Kalsh
Apple has scheduled a product launch event, dubbed an "Apple Experience", for March 4 at 9AM ET. The company is reportedly holding this event in NYC, London and Shanghai.
Everyone loves shiny new products, so what can we expect to see at Apple's first launch event of 2026? We don't know anything for
A database left accessible to anyone online contained billions of records, including sensitive personal data that criminals appear to have not yet exploited.
Ticketing marketplace SeatGeek has announced a partnership with Spotify that will direct an artist's fans to its platform from the Spotify app. The integration is currently limited to a few participating venues for which SeatGeek is the primary ticket seller.
While SeatGeek is one of the largest onl
The Alexa-enabled smoke detector is Kidde’s second model in collaboration with Ring—no wires required.
Evie is a longtime favorite of the far-right. At its very first live event, the strength of the publication’s politics was in the pretense that it doesn’t have any.
Here’s a guide to all the models—plus Pixel case recommendations and smart software tricks to try.
A new report finds that of 154 specific claims about how AI will benefit the climate, just a quarter cited academic research. A third included no evidence at all.
Google debuted the Pixel 10a phone today. Pre-orders are open now and the smartphone will be available starting March 5. Although it's the new 2026 addition to the A series lineup, the Pixel 10a invites many comparisons with last year's Pixel 9a. For starters, the price is identical at $499.
Design-
Google's A-series phones have offered some of the best value among midrange handsets for years, and after checking out the new Pixel 10a, I don't see that trend stopping anytime soon.Let's start with the specs. Starting at just $499, you get a vivid 6.3-inch OLED screen with a 120Hz refresh rate and
Entertainment
Haley Kalil is doubling down on her effort to get a judge to throw out a lawsuit her ex-husband Matt Kalil filed against her after she shockingly claimed his massive penis torpedoed their marriage. In new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Haley says she…
Cops were called out to Shia LaBeouf's Los Angeles area home more than once prior to his breakup with Mia Goth ... according to police records obtained by TMZ. Docs show that authorities showed up to the home belonging to Shia for calls involving a…
Sounds like another big swing and miss in the Nancy Guthrie investigation ... because the folks whose Arizona home was raided by a SWAT team say they have nothing to do with her abduction. An Arizona man named Luke Daley was the subject of two…
Idaho State Police have released nearly 3,000 photos from the crime scene left behind by Bryan Kohberger when he stabbed 4 unsuspecting University of Idaho students to death at their home in the small town of Moscow ... and now we're getting a look…
Former exes Iris Kendall and TJ Palma are back and better than ever ... according to these wildly sexy pics they shared from Hawaii! Before you click through our gallery of the "Love Island" stars' wild and romantic couple's vacay, test your…
LaMelo Ball was involved in a car crash in Charlotte on Wednesday, with the hooper's custom Hummer crashing into another vehicle in an intersection, and it was all captured on video. The clip shows Ball's 2022 GMC Hummer EV Edition 1 colliding with…
Anyone suddenly feel the urge to confess to their crimes? Because one glimpse of this hunky cop had us checking the comments for backup ... and yep, turns out everyone else was guilty of felony-level thirst too! Not sure if this was a strategic…
Dog owners are usually asked to pick up after their dog ... but authorities in Las Vegas just wanted a woman to pick up her actual dog and take it with her -- and they arrested her when she allegedly wouldn't. The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police…
Here's a new controversial comment from noted intellectual Cam Newton ... "Women's value get lower the more children that they have." The former NFL quarterback is already getting tons of backlash for the statement ... which is from his guest…
"Baywatch" is back ... and so are the babes! TMZ was at the casting call to capture all the chaos as the beach filled with L.A.'s finest -- and we don't mean the cops! 😏 Watch the video ... the worlds of BBLs, double-Ds and CPR all collided…
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