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The Protect College Sports Act, which would set national rules for NIL deals, the transfer portal and more, was passed by the Senate on Monday night.
Hayden Phillips, a 30-year-old Kentucky state trooper, leaves behind a wife and three sons after being killed during a routine stop on Interstate 65.
The College Football Playoff committee is adding strength of conference as a new metric, but questions about transparency and bias remain unanswered.
Teresa Giudice claimed Milania Giudice "had fentanyl in her system," according to airport bodycam footage. And Milania responded saying she was "laced."
Caleb Williams was caught pacing the Bears sideline during the national anthem before Monday Night Football despite being out with a hamstring strain.
Sylvester Stallone says he'd be in "big trouble" launching his career in today's Hollywood and even challenged anyone to try casting "The Godfather" now.
Michael Desronvil, the holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy mistrial, speaks publicly for the first time as allegations from fellow jurors intensify.
Seven Arizona State hockey players claimed head coach Greg Powers downplayed Matthew Mayich's collapse, calling it a "little heat stroke" as he remains in a coma.
The U.S. Freedmen Project said New York's reparations commission delay proves the system is designed to stall, not deliver, for descendants.
ABC's 'The View' co-host Ana Navarro urges viewers to vote for Dem in key Florida congressional race
"The View" co-host Ana Navarro urged viewers to vote for Florida Democrat Eliott Rodriguez, sparking accusations of electioneering against ABC.
Satire
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Evil.” Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, wh
An archaeological dig at the purported site of Noah's Ark has gotten people really excited. And it appears that it might be legit, because the team behind Noah's Ark Scans has already made some incredible finds.
ANAHEIM, CA — To commemorate the team's record-setting 100-loss season, the Los Angeles Angels changed the "Big A" outside their stadium to a "Big L."
We are blessed to live in a world where movie stars, musicians, and celebrities of all stripes care so deeply about the oppressed people of the Middle East. There is such power in hearing these voices boldly call out injustice, wherever it may be.
U.S. — Toy giant Mattel unveiled its first-ever "Hanukkah Barbie" this week, confirming today that each doll will come complete with its own Jewish Space Laser.
LOS ANGELES—With her three wins last night finally putting her ahead of her greatest pop star rival, Taylor Swift surpassed Geppetto the Incredible Waltzing Horse on Sunday as the most-decorated artist in the history of MTV’s Video Music Awards. “This is truly an incredible achievement for Sw
TUCSON, AZ — Local man Steve Kenner was outraged at his yoga class this week, condemning the "provocative" clothing worn by the woman he was staring at.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Iran War will soon be over, said President Donald Trump, as he announced a plan to gift Iran with a giant wooden horse.
Tech companies have begun offering personal AI agents, which can access users’ accounts and perform tasks on their behalf. The Onion examines the pros and cons of these autonomous digital assistants. PRO Fun to torment a digital slave Never liked taste of water in first place More time to spend wi
GLOUCESTERSHIRE — CNN reported an ugly example of racial profiling coming out of the UK last weekend, as a British farmer called the police on a group of Muslim men who were out for a Sunday drive.
The post What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile? appeared first on The Onion.
ROCKFORD, IL—Toilet paper rolls hanging limply at their sides as they stood astonished in front of the home, local teens observed this weekend that their math teacher’s duplex was too depressing to TP, a discovery that derailed their night’s plans. “Oh God, this is where Mr. R lives? Guys, t
DES ALLEMANDS, LA—Holding hands and giggling as they talked the part-time fast food worker through their sandwich order, singer-songwriter Lana Del Rey and swamp tour boat captain Jeremy Dufrene reportedly celebrated their wedding anniversary Saturday at a gas station Subway restaurant. “Lana sw
WASHINGTON—Despite carefully checking and double-checking the credentials of the man who reached out to him via email, FBI director Kash Patel was reportedly phished Friday by a scammer posing as FBI director Kash Patel. “First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right
A cybercriminal collective known as ShinyHunters claims to have breached the FBI’s online job portal and stolen more than 2 terabytes of employee personnel records. What do you think?
The post FBI Hack Exposes Thousands Of Employee Records appeared first on The Onion.
NEW YORK—Stressing that the sport’s existing suite of advanced metrics was no longer sufficient to satisfy their hunger for increasingly granular data, baseball analysts from across the country called Wednesday for the creation of a new statistic called B.L.E.P.H. “We don’t care what it mea
From breakout stars to aging veterans, these are the players most likely to define the 2026 NFL season. Aidan Hutchinson, Lions defensive end: After signing a four-year extension worth $180 million last season, Hutchinson should finally be able to afford enough eye black for both sides of his face
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The Giants are trading for Vikings quarterback J.J. McCarthy, sending a 2027 fifth-round draft pick to Minnesota for the 2024 first-round pick.
The Protect College Sports Act, a federal bill aimed at reshaping the industry, took a step toward becoming law on Monday when the U.S. Senate voted, 77-22, to pass it, with Ted Cruz saying "this bill puts an end to the chaos plaguing college athletics."
The new-look Maple Leafs, on the eve of the NHL season, acquired Kirill Marchenko in a trade with the Columbus Blue Jackets on Monday, the teams announced, and Toronto quickly agreed to a six-year extension with the 26-year-old forward.
After another round of big wins and surprising upsets, we break down the top 25 through Week 4.
Chargers coach Jim Harbaugh offered a rare public critique of Justin Herbert on Monday, imploring the quarterback to "be better."
Bronny James said he hasn't spoken much to his father, LeBron, about the decision to leave the Lakers this summer, but said he's excited to face him on Christmas.
A day after his team's 30-26 loss to the Denver Broncos, Los Angeles coach Sean McVay said the 1-2 Rams will not "play the victim card" because of a debatable defensive pass interference late on cornerback Josh Wallace.
David Stearns doesn't get a do-over. He knows that all too well, especially when it comes to getting players back that his organization let get away.
United States manager, Mauricio Pochettino said Monday that it was "very difficult" to know what punishment Manchester City should receive for breaking the Premier League's financial fair play rules -- and severely damaging the competition.
The Falcons and Raiders look like contenders, the Packers and Patriots like pretenders. Here's our Best and Worst from a bizarro Week 3.
Justin Herbert's interception and Lamar Jackson's heroics highlight the plays that mattered most from NFL Week 3.
MLB on FOX analyst A.J. Pierzynski dishes out on the postseason, the White Sox and Cubs, and giving Pope Leo a unique souvenir.
Geoff Schwartz breaks down his 10 stars from Week 4 of the college football season.
Here's what Fall Classic matchup you should be pulling for if your squad isn't playing in October.
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Aaron Judge hopes to rejoin the New York Yankees for the AL Wild Card Series against the Boston Red Sox.
Marcus Mariota and Jahmyr Gibbs each delivered three-touchdown performances in Week 3, and Julian Edelman and Rob Gronkowski named them their Employees of the Week on "Gronk & Jules."
J.J. McCarthy will have a chance to push Jameis Winston for the Giants' starting QB job, but his chances of replacing Jaxson Dart long-term are slim
Tech
With three drivers in each ear and tuning from Metropolis Studios, Nothing wants its new $399 cans to shine in the studio while also making your commute more musical.
Your Mac's Shortcuts app is a powerful way to automate tedious tasks, and you can now set up scripts using natural language.
Your iPhone's battery doesn't have infinite longevity. Over time, it degrades, and you'll know that's happening when you see these signs.
Don't give up just yet on your Android. If the poor battery is your main complaint, give these usage and settings tips a try.
The state has enacted several new rules around cryptocurrencies.
I've had my iPhone 15 Pro Max for three years and have completed 1,000 battery charge cycles. Here's what the experience has been like.
Frame rates and graphical fidelity have an inverse relationship, so making your games look a little less beautiful runs them much better.
Shark and other top air purifier brands are on discount ahead of Amazon Prime Big Deal Days.
Unsurprisingly, it's called Game Mode.
Some recent Chromebook devices will be able to switch to the new operating system.
The Boox Picco is a palm-sized e-reader with a 4-inch screen, strong support for different ebook formats, and digital utility tools.
Meta and other tech giants are pushing through structural changes at the Global Internet Forum to Counter Terrorism that outside researchers allege will weaken oversight of an already embattled consortium.
Meta wants to sell its AI products and services to other companies.
The Konkr Pocket Block is now up for preorder and will start shipping in October.
With the threat of political violence at unprecedented levels, state and federal GOP candidates are openly sharing racist, pro-militia, anti-vaccine, sexist, antisemitic, and secessionist views.
Need an ultrafast drive for video editing or a rugged option to back up your photos in the field? We’ve got a solution for every situation.
The Bose Noise Cancelling Wired Earbuds are the first new wired headphones from the brand since 2015, inspired directly by teen preferences. We got an early listen.
Sam Altman says the company “have not been as fast as we would have liked” at dealing with security breaches, after news of further incidents over the summer forces another temporary halt.
Startup Star Catcher is launching a system that, if successful, would be the first time energy has been beamed between two separate spacecraft.
From the latest Ultra to last year’s SE, these are the Apple Watches worth considering.
Entertainment
The lone holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial is breaking his silence following the dramatic mistrial ... and he's asking the public for one wish, to shift its attention away from him and back on the 3 young lives lost. Michael…
Dennis Haskins, best known for playing Principal Richard Belding on "Saved by the Bell," has died ... TMZ has confirmed. His agent Jay Schachter tells TMZ ... "It's a tragic loss. Everyone loved Mr. Belding and those of us who got to know Dennis,…
Renée Zellweger can breathe a little easier … she's been dismissed from a lawsuit brought by a house guest who claims she was injured at her boyfriend's rental home ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Tracey Belland…
N3on's going to be documenting his fitness journey for the world to see, and it features a beefed-up bodysuit that's more massive than his following on Twitch. TMZ obtained the promo for his new show "R3born with N3on" ... which will follow the…
Nevaeh Akira's baby daddy went to court seeking joint legal and physical custody of their kid ... but Blueface isn't the one filing the petition. Robert Louis Lee -- otherwise known as DJ LetThemKnow -- filed the petition last month, asking a judge…
Diego Sarabia, one of the Cornell students accused of sexual assault, is suddenly out of a job at Wells Fargo as prosecutors reopen their investigation of the alleged 2024 incident ... TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ...…
Cindy Crawford, Rande Gerber, and Kaia Gerber are leaning toward a private gathering for Presley Gerber instead of a public memorial or funeral ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... the family had been considering…
Jake Tapper made the Cornell alleged sex assault case personal on air ... telling Tompkins County District Attorney Matthew Van Houten he couldn’t imagine how angry he'd be if prosecutors handled a case involving his own daughter the same way.…
Ms. Pat is calling out Judge Judy for saying unhappy Americans should "go somewhere else" ... she says it's insensitive and stems from Judy's rich, white privilege. We got Ms. Pat in New York City on Monday, and she didn't mince words when we asked…
Glen Powell was so stoked to be at the University of Texas football game this weekend that he didn't even notice President Trump was in the stands, too! We got the actor and his girlfriend, Michelle Randolph, leaving LAX Monday ... and Glen was…
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