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BTS's decision to complete military service instead of seeking exemptions shows how South Korea's soft power strategy could validate cultural influence.
CAIR Florida promised to sue after Gov. DeSantis labeled the Muslim civil rights group a "foreign terrorist organization" in an executive order.
Three people were arrested and charged for supplying fentanyl to Providence College students who overdosed during an off-campus party last week.
At a Pennsylvania rally Tuesday night, President Trump said his administration is driving down prices and boosting wages while accusing Democrats of misleading voters on the affordability issue.
National Guard Staff Sgt. Andrew Wolfe shows miraculous recovery after Washington D.C. ambush shooting, moving from near-death to getting up from bed, Trump reveals.
Elon Musk admits he wouldn't join DOGE if he could go back in time, citing activist attacks on vehicles as consequences of working with the Trump administration.
Former FSU star Jameis Winston cheered Florida State’s women’s soccer team for its championship run but criticized the Seminoles’ football program amid the team’s recent struggles.
Eagles legend LeSean McCoy delivered an ultimatum after the team's third straight loss: remove his retired number if Kevin Patullo returns next season.
Texas Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett walked back her controversial Vanity Fair comments from 2024 suggesting that Hispanic Trump voters had a "slave mentality."
Two U.S. fighter jets conducted a 30-minute training flight over waters north of Venezuela, marking increased military activity in the region.
Satire
NEW YORK, NY — In a shocking development in the case of a killer charged with murdering a health insurance executive, a New York judge found that Luigi Mangione was too stunningly handsome and gorgeous to stand trial.
Police in New Zealand recovered a rare $19,000 Fabergé egg pendant swallowed by an alleged thief, with the pendant exiting his body naturally after six days of around-the-clock monitoring. What do you think?
The post Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief appeared first on The Onion.
Clinic Closures Force More Rural Americans To Rely On Horse Who Stomps Twice When Patient Has Cancer
WASHINGTON—In the wake of the Trump administration’s decision to require employers to pay a $100,000 fee in order to hire immigrant physicians on H-1B visas, clinics closures across rural America this week have reportedly forced many residents to rely on a horse who stomps twice when a patient h
VATICAN CITY — In the spirit of the Christmas season and as part of his ongoing quest to bring about widespread harmony throughout the world, Pope Leo XIV issued a proclamation urging Jesus and Satan to put all their differences aside in the name of peace.
HOLLYWOOD, CA — In what is expected to be the season's hottest new movie, filmmakers have unleashed an innovative take on storytelling in which the villain was not portrayed as being misunderstood but instead was just evil.
KINGDOM OF GONDOR — The people of Gondor are beginning to wonder if they should move their capital city of Minas Tirith away from the big fiery shadow mountains filled with orcs that hate them and seem intent on killing them all.
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ — Rico Dynamite, a long-time Idaho resident and former high school starting quarterback for the Preston Indians, was reportedly signed by the New York Jets in a surprise deal that is sure to win them the championship.
CINCINNATI—Saying the man’s reputation was unlikely ever to recover from the embarrassment, sources confirmed Tuesday that local accountant Josh Hunter had completely humiliated himself at his company’s holiday party by telling his coworkers he appreciated them. “It’s normal to have a coup
BOERNE, TX—Providing an underwhelming new dining option for those returning to visit family in the area, people who grew up in a small Texas suburb were informed this week that their hometown had unveiled a disappointing local microbrewery. “You like those IPAs, right? They supposedly got lots
PHILADELPHIA—In an effort to earn extra income after Congress rescinded $1.1 billion in funds from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, Fresh Air host Terry Gross reportedly conducted an interview Thursday via Bluetooth during an Uber shift. “And what can you tell us about how bull riding h
HIRAIZUMI- CHŌ, NISHIIWAI, IWATE, JAPAN— Struggling to decide whether one on fall or spring would rock their shit more, Zen monk Ken Ito strained for a haiku to knock them on their asses. “I could mess them up with that Bashō one about the full moon’s splendor,” the Buddhist monk said Wedn
Several European broadcasters including Ireland, Spain, and the Netherlands announced a boycott of the 2026 Eurovision Song Contest after Israel was allowed to participate, arguing it’s inappropriate given the humanitarian suffering in Gaza. What do you think?
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LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Discovery. “We believe the Harry Potter and DC universes will prove excellent additions to our slate
President Trump continues to make misleading statements about affordability despite the Consumer Price Index indicating an increase in costs for many goods and services. The Onion assesses the veracity of the president’s claims. Claim: The cost of living is low. True: The cost of living is much lo
Sports
Liverpool are reportedly looking to improve their defense. Transfer Talk has the latest news and rumors.
Keeping tabs on all of MLB's notable free agency signings, trades, and extensions ahead of the 2026 season.
Here are the top moments and highlights from the NBA Cup quarterfinals as the Orlando Magic and New York Knicks advanced to Las Vegas.
Our NBA insiders break down Spurs-Lakers and Suns-Thunder.
Keeping track of players who may be on the move, manager comings and goings, and other buzz from around the majors.
As NBA trade season nears, the futures of Anthony Davis and Giannis Antetokounmpo are in focus. Here's everything we're hearing.
A filing in a lawsuit against Mat Ishbia includes new financial details that two Suns minority owners say could threaten Ishbia's majority ownership.
Liverpool coach Arne Slot questioned whether Mohamed Salah should be the one to initiate a conversation with him following his explosive interview at the weekend.
Big 12 commissioner Brett Yormark took issue Tuesday with Notre Dame athletic director Pete Bevacqua's criticism this week of the ACC, calling his behavior "egregious."
Behind the largest second-half comeback in program history, one fueled by AJ Dybantsa and capped by Robert Wright III, BYU took down Clemson, 67-64, in the Jimmy V Classic on Tuesday night.
Chris Paul said he's "at peace with everything" and is excited for what's next following his stunning ouster from the LA Clippers earlier this month.
The Knicks advanced to the NBA Cup semifinals in Las Vegas with a convincing 117-101 victory over the Raptors on Tuesday night, their eighth victory in nine games.
FOX Sports broadcasters Urban Meyer and Michael Strahan inducted into College Football Hall of Fame.
Even when they don’t plan to spend aggressively, the Dodgers’ financial limitations are boundless when shoring up their few weaknesses.
It appears as if multiple divisions winners across the AFC and NFC will come down to the final weeks of the season. See the latest odds.
Losing two beloved players is bad. But potentially parting ways with three? All in the same offseason? The Mets have work to do.
No. 5 UConn earned its fourth victory over a ranked opponent already this season, beating No. 18 Florida 77-73 in the Jimmy V Classic.
The Rams and Patriots remain ranked high while the Chiefs and Eagles fell out of this week's "Herd Hierarchy".
Lamar Wilkerson turned in a career-best performance to lead the Hoosiers to a lopsided victory over the Nittany Lions on Tuesday night.
It was a record-setting FIFA World Cup draw for FOX.
Tech
Spotty Wi-Fi can make even simple tasks feel harder than they should. If you’ve ever had a video call freeze in one room or watched a stream buffer in another, a mesh Wi-Fi system can fix those frustrations. Instead of relying on a single router tucked in a corner, a mesh setup uses multiple units
It looks like Meta has decided to turn Instagram users into unwitting SEO spam pawns. On Tuesday, 404 Media reported that the platform is generating sensational, likely AI-generated headlines and descriptions for user posts without their knowledge or explicit consent. An Engadget editor has also not
Starting Wednesday, Australia will prohibit kids under 16 from using social platforms. For youth content creators, it means logging off or finding creative ways to post anyway.
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The Game Awards 2025 edition of the Day of the Devs digital showcase goes live on Wednesday, December 10 at 1PM ET on Twitch and YouTube. That’s more than 30 hours before The Game Awards itself kicks off, which makes perfect sense. It is called Day of the Devs, after all, and if we’re judging by
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Sam Altman’s appearance on The Tonight Show is part of a larger charm offensive currently being waged by the tech establishment.
Henson Razors are engineered to give a spectacular shave with dirt-cheap generic blades.
We love a little nostalgia mixed in with our cozy gaming, and ReStory looks like a perfect blend of those two. In this upcoming indie game, you play the owner of a Tokyo electronics repair shop in the mid 2000s. The trailer that dropped today shows you tinkering with some very familiar gadgets from
The two chip companies have signed a term sheet, according to sources with direct knowledge of the agreement.
We’ve used all of these down comforter picks on our own beds, and they’re excellent for winter (or year-round).
Uber is rolling out kiosks for travelers to book rideshares without using the mobile app. The company is pitching the service as a convenience for international travelers who may not have a data plan, but it could also be a lifesaver if your phone runs out of juice and you don't have a way to rechar
OpenAI has announced that Denise Dresser, the current CEO of Slack, will be the company's new Chief Revenue Officer. Dresser will oversee the company's revenue strategy "across enterprise and customer success," according to OpenAI's announcement, and will presumably play a key role in leading the co
The Game Awards are this week, with the grand showcase for 2025 coming up on Thursday, December 11 at 8PM ET. There's also a pre-show (in case the multi-hour affair just isn't enough TGA for you) and that kicks off at 7:30PM ET. The ceremony will be a mix of honoring games from the past year and deb
Traeger debuted its Woodridge line of Wi-Fi-enabled pellet grills back in January. The overall theme across the Woodridge, Woodridge Pro and Woodridge Elite is the company’s reliable performance and features are available for less than the cost of its most premium models. Just before Christmas, th
The best gifts inspire joy long after the initial unwrapping. Subscription boxes are designed to show up again and again, each time offering something new to try, build or taste. They’re perfect for friends who already have too much gear or relatives who like to discover things without searching f
AI chatbots haven't come close to replacing teens' social media habits, but they are playing a significant role in their online habits. Nearly one-third of US teens report using AI chatbots daily or more, according to a new report from Pew Research. The report is the first from Pew to specifically
Entertainment
The Royal Caribbean Cruise passenger whose family recently filed a wrongful death lawsuit was served a staggering amount of booze before he was asphyxiated by security guards ... just like George Floyd, the family's lawyer tells TMZ. Remember, we…
Before this suave kiddo in his suit n' tie turned into a performin' king, he was just runnin' the concrete jungle, throwin' on his "Piano Man" hat, and then it was off to the races in Hollywood! He originated the role of George in the Broadway…
Notre Dame fans are outraged the Fighting Irish were left out of the College Football Playoff, and they're demanding the system they say is flawed be fixed immediately ... and Kirk Herbstreit may just have the answer! Broaden the field. "I think…
If Teyana Taylor’s fighting any battle these days, it’s getting hotter with age -- she’s leveling up every year ... and her 35th birthday proves she’s nowhere near slowing down. The girl is fun, fab, and ridiculously fit -- and you’ll see…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Got a gamer in your life in need of an upgrade this holiday season? You're in luck, because Amazon has everything they need to take their PC and console gaming…
Andy Dick is in dire straits ... the troubled comedian suffered an apparent drug overdose on the street, prompting people to rush to his aid to save his life. TMZ has exclusively obtained pics of Andy slumped over on cement stairs outside a…
Taylor Swift and Blake Lively look like they are still on the outs ... because they both went out Tuesday night in New York City ... and Taylor was with a different blonde friend. Check out these photos of the former besties, doing their separate…
Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are shutting down the rumor mill without saying a word ... stepping out for a grocery run and looking totally at ease together despite a wave of divorce rumors online. The two were photographed Tuesday in Los Angeles…
Clinton "Clintnlord" Adams, a social media influencer and hip-hop artist, has been hit with multiple felony charges after prosecutors accused him of sexually assaulting two women he allegedly lured to a vacant area still scarred by California's…
Content creator Charles Ross, who posts videos on social media under the handle Creations Ross, is on the radar of authorities in Florida ... after he shared footage of an opossum getting launched in the air by a catapult. Ross has 2 million…
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