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Pelosi and Omar dodged questions on socialist candidates' primary wins in New York backed by Mayor Zohran Mamdani, while Rep. Johnson welcomed them.
Rep. Ro Khanna says he won't be intimidated by Elon Musk's threat to sue him over claims that USAID cuts possibly led to millions of children's deaths.
Abdikerm Abdelahi Eidleh was captured in Mogadishu after allegedly helping orchestrate the $250 million "Feeding Our Future" fraud scheme in Minnesota.
Two marble statues dating back 1,700 years were discovered near Binyamina, Israel, in a Roman-Byzantine winepress during a railway construction dig.
New Mexico Attorney General Raúl Torrez announced a criminal investigation into allegations that the DEA allowed fentanyl pills to reach communities.
Brewers human howitzer Jacob Misiorowski breaks his own record for hardest pitch thrown by a starter
Brewers pitcher Jacob Misiorowski throws a 105.5 mph pitch against the Cubs, tying Ben Joyce's record and chasing Aroldis Chapman's all-time mark.
Gracie, a fugitive giraffe, was found via helicopter after two weeks on the run from Cedar Hollow Ranch in Leakey, Texas, sparking viral posts.
Mr. Met was caught dancing in Pride Night attire behind a reporter just hours after the Mets fired manager Carlos Mendoza in a viral moment.
Texas Board of Education voted 9-5 to approve a required reading list including Bible passages for the state's over 5 million public school students.
Teen Vincent Battiloro of Garwood will be tried as an adult for allegedly killing two 17-year-old girls in a hit-and-run crash in Cranford, N.J.
Satire
The newly opened Barack Obama Presidential Center contains so much more than documents from Obama's time in office; there are dozens of incredible, interactive exhibits for visitors of all ages.
NEW YORK, NY — Cuban Americans across the city reportedly took to the sea, eager to once again escape the terrors of communism in homemade rafts that some believed may not even be capable of making the trip.
BRIGHTON, MI — It was a dark day for competitive hobby horsing on Friday as up-and-coming hobby horseman Phillip Ryder tragically broke his leg and had to be put down.
CHICAGO—Stunning longtime fans with its climactic conclusion, FX series The Bear reportedly ended Friday with a continuous 45-minute shot of protagonist Carmy screaming while stirring tomato sauce. “After so many tense scenes and multifaceted characters, I’m glad we could provide the perfect f
WASHINGTON—Expressing concerns about the charged, inflammatory rhetoric used to promote the 16-day exposition, local prize hog Benny “Big Bones”Carmichael announced Friday that he would be dropping out of the Great American State Fair due to the event’s political nature. “After carefully r
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After Iran once again fired on ships in the Strait of Hormuz despite an agreement not to, President Donald Trump began to think that perhaps the Iranian government might not be so trustworthy after all.
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Admitting that the vast gulf between media depictions and reality had come as a total shock, German World Cup fan Fabian Lindemann told reporters Friday that he could not believe how different the real United States was from the country’s depiction in the 2006 Pixar film Cars
SAN FRANCISCO—Claiming that the character would have been depicted as a titillating working breed if it weren’t for the “woke mob,” DC fans reportedly flocked to social media Friday to blast the dog from Supergirl as not even hot. “It’s hard to believe anyone finds this attractive,” w
FLUSHING, NY—Asserting that it was the least the franchise could do to reward the loyal fanbase that had stuck with the team through so many ups and downs, local Mets fan Paul Sutera told reporters Friday that all he was asking for was one fucking season where they win every single game they play.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Supreme Court ruled 6-3 on Tuesday that the words "temporary" and "forever" are different, bucking years of tradition.
PARIS — According to locals, the current heat wave in France had become so severe that French citizens began considering wearing deodorant.
U.S. — Former National Security Advisor John Bolton pleaded guilty in federal court this morning for failing to store stolen classified documents in his garage behind a Corvette.
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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R) will be facing James Talarico (D) in the race for a U.S. Senate seat this November. Here’s everything you need to know about the Republican candidate. Angle Of Smirk: 34 degrees Signature Style: Rushing to put belt back on Campaign Slogan: “Come Alone With S
The oldest soccer ball in the world, believed to be 500 years old, will be on display for the first time in the United States, traveling all the way to Miami from Scotland. What do you think?
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NEW YORK CITY—Touting the discovery as a breakthrough in understanding the behavioral patterns of the insects, Rockefeller University researchers published a study Friday revealing that mosquitos are more attracted to people branded with the Mosquito God’s rune of punishment. “After several ro
Sports
Manchester City have agreed a club-record deal to sign Nottingham Forest and England midfielder Elliot Anderson. But why?
Manchester City are the latest team to join the race for Lille and Morocco midfielder Ayyoub Bouaddi. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Amazing scenes on Friday as Cape Verde, against all odds, sealed their spot in the round of 32. Re-live that match, plus all the latest and greatest, from another day of compelling World Cup action.
An investigation into Argentina's soccer system that produced the defending World Cup champions found that it is rife with exploitation.
What does each team need to make the Round of 32? Check out the group scenarios here.
This was a pulsating game that came down to one call that flipped the knockout round fates of three teams.
For a few moments, it looked like Iran had found the goal that would send it through. Then VAR stepped in.
Here is everything you might have missed on Day 16 of the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
It didn't matter that Norway rested all their stars, because the galaxy of French talent -- led by the remarkable Ousmane Dembélé -- shone as brightly as ever in a 4-1 win.
Spain were lucky to beat Uruguay and will need to improve drastically if they hope to win the World Cup.
Better late than never with Belgium's arrival to the World Cup with an emphatic win vs. New Zealand.
Get caught up with every goal from the 2026 World Cup from best to worst.
Quickly putting to rest any speculation of a change of heart at the NHL draft Friday night, the Toronto Maple Leafs selected Penn State winger Gavin McKenna, 18, with the first pick after he posted 15 goals and 51 points in 35 games for the Nittany Lions.
Uruguay pulled goalkeeper Fernando Muslera at halftime of their FIFA World Cup group stage final after his blunder in the first half gifted Spain the lead at Estadio Akron on Friday.
Isaiah Hartenstein intends to sign a new three-year contract worth $75 million to return to the Thunder through the 2028-29 season, sources told ESPN.
The Carolina Hurricanes are expected to be without leading goal scorer Seth Jarvis, who typically plays on the wing of No. 1 center Sebastian Aho, for the start of their Stanley Cup defense due to shoulder surgery, GM Eric Tulsky announced Friday night.
We're tracking all the scores and results at the FIFA 2026 World Cup.
Keep track of which teams in the 2026 FIFA World Cup have punched a ticket to the knockout stage.
Here are the latest odds to win the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
See the latest odds for which countries are favored to win their respective groups.
Tech
Apple's Vision Pro chief is reportedly leaving for OpenAI to start a hardware division.
OpenAI's GPT-5.6 comes in three variants, including its most powerful and its most affordable models yet.
Anthropic is restoring select organizations' access to Mythos after getting permission from the US government.
Times are hard in 2026. These Amazon Prime Day deals under $100 on earbuds, Kindles, and other tested products should help make life just a little bit easier.
Prime Day is hours away from ending, so take one last look through our hand-picked deals before they're gone.
After weeks of negotiations, the White House permitted Anthropic to grant access to its most advanced AI model to a select group of US companies and government agencies.
Despite the surprise price increases to iPads and Macs, there are some fantastic Prime Day deals still left to shop.
With discourse about Christopher Nolan’s epic already raging, first viewer reactions will come from mainstream press, not content creators. Some critics are gloating over this break from the norm.
This is the last day for deals on Fellow Series 1 espresso machine, Fellow Aiden, and Fellow Stagg kettle. Each is the best in their category.
Move over, spring cleaning. These vacuum deals will give your home the cleanest summer yet thanks to Amazon Prime Day.
From MacBooks to gaming laptops, these are the very best deals on some of my very favorite laptops for Amazon Prime Day.
As Anthropic tightens restrictions on access to Claude in China, users keep finding new workarounds, from proxy services to fake identities sourced on Telegram.
Samsung makes some of the very best OLED gaming monitors, and they’ve never been this affordable.
This is a prime example of a bad deal.
Homes with many phone chargers pay more even when they're not using them.
Foldables, watches and glasses could be on the way from Samsung.
Samsung will start charging for SmartThings API access.
The northern lights could mean lights out for the infrastructure we rely on.
Volkswagen reportedly plans to cut 100,000 jobs.
A study finds that Australia's social media ban hasn't been that effective due to self-declared age verification checks.
Entertainment
It's Khloé Kardashian's birthday ... but she's really the one who's been giving us gifts every year ... with all those sexy snaps. From bangin' bikinis to form-fitting workout wear, the birthday girl has really blessed us ... which is why it only…
Security footage in Big Tigger's home appears to capture part of a fight with his wife, including his alleged assault of her ... TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained footage from a Ring camera that captured the alleged May 9 incident, where the former…
Hollywood skirted the June Gloom -- The sun was out ... and so were the buns, soaking up every golden ray like it was cast just for them! Sexy celebs like Emily Ratajkowski snapped a suggestive selfie in her floral bikini, look back at "Love…
Ex-NBA player Chris Carr is one proud dad ... telling TMZ Sports he's thrilled to see his son follow in his pro hoops footsteps and get drafted to the Los Angeles Lakers!! We caught up with the former Suns and Timberwolves shooting guard at LAX on…
'Bachelorette' alum DeAnna Pappas claims she's been living off her savings since losing her job in 2025 ... something she revealed in new docs filed in her never-ending divorce battle with her ex-husband, Stephen Stagliano. DeAnna filed an income…
Oprah Winfrey's in hot water for sharing a secret Whitney Houston tale, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce countdown to their wedding, plus the music world mourns Clive Davis ... and "Love Island USA" boots another Islander over the n-word. So, we gotta…
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Before Chloe Bailey graces tomorrow's BET Awards with her beauty n' grace -- can you see the sneaky switches made to these two images?! The sexy star hit the Big Apple earlier this week -- donning a cool summer 'fit -- to promote her latest film…
Pinky Cole must be a glutton for punishment, because she is not sweatin' her income being revealed as part of her ongoing bankruptcy. Check out the video ... we got the 'RHOA' star out in NYC and our photog asked how she's feeling about her dire…
Justin Bieber shocked sports and music fans alike ... when the superstar showed up to announce the No. 1 overall pick at the NHL draft! The Canadian pop star was greeted by a roaring crowd as he approached the stage to announce the newest player…