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Lindy Li says the DSA is filling a vacuum left by Joe Biden's decline and the Democratic Party's lack of a defining leader heading into 2026.
Colton Cowser's leaping grab at the Coors Field wall robbed the Colorado Rockies' Jake McCarthy of a walk-off homer in a viral moment for the ages.
Former Rep. Bob Good, former chair of the House Freedom Caucus, indicated that the Republican Party is not "a conservative party anymore."
Ravens training camp content features Elena Yates and Mark Andrews in a fiancé quiz as the NFL openly pushes girlfriend-driven content this preseason.
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani faces growing backlash over nearly identical 9/11 statements posted every year since his time in the Assembly.
A new Trump admin housing directive aims to tackle the U.S.'s housing affordability crunch by ending Obama-era rule allowing indefinite liability for property owners over past building design errors.
John Giusti and Brent Rosenkranz, from Texas, posted selfies from the Grand Canyon before devastating flash flooding swept through the area on Saturday.
The DSA called Hasan Piker "our Twitch streamer" as Democrats Jon Ossoff and Jared Moskowitz distance themselves from the controversial figure.
Zytina Mason-Brown's family says an arrest brings relief after months of insisting the 14-year-old's Washington, D.C., shooting was not self-inflicted.
Odell Beckham Jr. wants his iconic No. 13 jersey back from Jalin Hyatt as he rejoins the New York Giants ahead of their Dallas Cowboys opener.
Satire
PALO ALTO, CA — Local woman Brittany Robinson was kicked out of the local ladies lunch group after it became very apparent she had nothing bad to say about her husband.
The post Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run appeared first on The Onion.
A leaked memo revealed that U.S. diplomats are subverting efforts to limit global plastic production, doing so as worldwide plastic pollution grows to over 57 million tons annually. What do you think?
The post U.S. Lobbying Against Global Plastic Limits appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the clip showed the commander-in-chief spinning around in the East Room in the Executive Residence, wa
Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the past year as provisions kick in. What do you think?
The post SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13% appeared first on The Onion.
With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July.
The post Top Songs August 2026 appeared first on The Onion.
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any woman who averages more than eight points per game should not be allowed to play in the WNBA.
WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a varie
LOS ANGELES—Responding to scrutiny concerning her tech billionaire father, artist Stella Lefty admitted in an interview Friday that nepotism may have played a role in helping her get Groupon+. “I had to set up the account myself, but yeah, I definitely have to recognize that not all aspiring art
Larry Ellison is the co-founder and executive chairman of Oracle, as well as the largest shareholder of the Paramount Skydance Corporation. The Onion sat down with the billionaire to discuss his ventures. The Onion : How did you get into the entertainment industry? Ellison: I remember going to t
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appear loved online. “Despite all the videos of Andrew supposedly sparring with his brother at the g
Sports
We bring you the latest news, rumors, done deals and reaction throughout Europe's transfer deadline day, up to the Premier League window closing at 6 p.m. ET.
From a farmers market idea to a $17 million tennis tournament staple, the US Open's Honey Deuce has become part cocktail, part souvenir and status symbol.
Here's a look at every weight class to determine the best of the best in UFC, PFL and beyond.
The veteran pass rusher's new teammates comment on the "incredible player," his presence and his impact on L.A.
It was a conversation coach Sean McVay never expected to have with the 10-season vet, but three months later, Donald is back in a Rams uniform.
After an extended holdout/hold-in, Brissett is learning a new system and picking it up quickly.
LaFleur recently said Love is "the best I've been around in terms of protections and adjustments."
After an unprecedented cycle of changes, what can we expect in 2026?
On Sunday night, Novak Djokovic was upset by Mariano Navone. What happened, and what does it mean?
On Monday, Carlos Alcaraz returned from injury after fourth months away -- and looked like he could defend his US Open title.
The 2027 draft could be one of the strongest in years, potentially featuring several franchise-altering prospects at positions other than QB.
Following initial 53-man roster cutdowns, NFL teams continued adjusting their active rosters through waiver claims, injury designations and more Monday.
The Cubs' offense was unstoppable on Monday night at Wrigley Field, with Chicago setting a franchise single-game record with nine home runs.
LSU head coach Lane Kiffin and Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian sit on opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to roster building in the transfer portal era.
Here's why every driver in NASCAR's Sweet 16 could — or could not — end up winning The Chase.
UCLA has fired athletic director Martin Jarmond after six years and is replacing him with former Los Angeles Lakers executive Tim Harris.
With week one just around the corner, the First Things First crew predicted how the season will unfold for the Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, and Washington Commanders.
The First Things First panel took a look at the AFC East, projecting how the standings will unfold for the Buffalo Bills, New England Patriots, New York Jets, and Miami Dolphins.
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A second-half goal from Bukayo Saka has given Arsenal a 1-0 win over Aston Villa in the Premier League.
Tech
Atlas says its new wearable EEG will be able to tell you where your attention is through the day.
In the age‑old debate over whether a TV can truly replace a computer monitor, several important differences in design and performance set the two apart.
NVIDIA's controversial DLSS 5 finally arrives this week, but there's little reason to celebrate it.
Roku has announced its first OLED TVs, available this fall from Amazon starting at $999.
Are you ready for some speakers and some AI?
If you've lost your Roku remote but would still like to watch something on TV, the Roku mobile app is the answer.
The Bravia Theater Trio is a capable three-piece option for larger TVs, but you'll need additional gear for truly immersive sound and adequate bass.
Poco's newest smartphone isn't headed to the US, but you might want it to.
Early Androids were the tech equivalent of alternative rock. iPhones were far too mainstream for some of us, and Android felt like home.
You can add yourself to standby lists without speaking to agents through United's mobile app.
The US Army’s laser system is part of a new generation of directed-energy weapons capable of detecting, tracking, and destroying drones with a concentrated beam of light.
Ready to move on from the traditional glass slab? Introduce a hinge into your life with these folding smartphones.
The flagship headphones get up to 57 hours of battery life and have easily replaceable batteries.
I tested the top sleep wearables for every type of sleeper, including devices from Oura, Google Fitbit, and Eight Sleep.
How an alliance of tech startups, MAHA operatives, and actual medical experts made millennial women the new face of hormone therapy.
The company known for stick vacuums and hair dryers is coming for your teeth. The $499 Dyson CameraJet uses a tiny camera to aim streams of rinsing fluid into the gaps between your teeth.
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Entertainment
Rep. Lauren Boebert is practically waving pom-poms for Enes Kanter Freedom's WNBA crusade ... saying he's "calling the idiocy out." Jacob caught up with the Colorado congresswoman on Capitol Hill Monday, and asked whether Enes is a hero or simply…
A massive search for a 5-year-old girl in South Carolina ended in tragedy Monday when police said her body was found floating in a river. The Georgetown County Sheriff's Office announced that the remains of Saylor Hayes were discovered Monday…
Former UFC star Rampage Jackson almost opened up a can of whoop ass on his cameraman, chasing after the shutterbug and then firing him after the two got into a heated argument that was captured on a live stream. Check out the intense moment,…
An executive producer for the hit 2025 film, "Obsession," says she got screwed out of her slice of the pie after she put the horror movie back on track ... and it raked in over $500 million, TMZ has learned. Leonora Ann Darby filed the lawsuit…
Kanye West’s former staffer is making moves in court to prevent the musician from claiming he wasn't in his right mind as a defense in their legal battle ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Benjamin Provo, who worked at…
Rachel Zegler and Sami Sheen's braids are woven to perfection, but which queen will take the crown for looking the sexiest in this hairdo? Beyond the braids, Zegler donned a sports bra and stuck her tongue out at the camera, and Sheen accessorized…
Alex Apodaca was supposed to be the stepping stone for Bella Mir ... but the massive underdog had different plans -- like winning! The UFC had been building the 23-year-old up for years, and that's why, with her skills and pedigree, the daughter of…
Before this adorable kid was co-stars with Sabrina Carpenter and Ben Savage, she was just growing up in Hollywood with a dream of becoming a superstar! She starred in "Spy Kids: All the Time in the World" and gained even more fame from her days as…
The NYPD fatally shot a woman after authorities say she stabbed two people in a terrifying rampage through New York City's busy Times Square before turning a knife on responding officers. Authorities say the chaos unfolded when the 49 year old…
Gleb Savchenko is looking to unload his Southern California home ... putting the desert property on the market amid his ongoing legal battle with his ex-wife ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the sale tell TMZ ... Gleb listed the Morongo…
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