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Lt. Gov. Stavros Anthony praised the Silver State's business environment, touting a bright future for sports, entertainment and space tourism.
Colin Cowherd says he'd take Bo Nix over Lamar Jackson in a clutch fourth-quarter comeback, dropping the two-time MVP from his top-10 list.
Authorities said a suspect was arrested Tuesday evening after a bloodhound tracked him down following an hourslong search in Butts County.
Mike Pence revealed his emotional final airport encounter with Lindsey Graham and urges Congress to name the Russia sanctions bill after Graham.
Monica Lewinsky reveals how "energy work" and self-acceptance helped her heal after enduring billions of strangers' negative thoughts during her dark decade.
Skylar Mae reveals how World Cup soccer fans request custom content tied to match-day rituals, helping her add $100,000 to her monthly income.
Tom Brady says Raiders rookie Fernando Mendoza hasn't earned anything yet, demanding the same accountability and discipline he brought to his NFL career.
William Upham, a Florida 5th District write-in candidate, posted a video on social media calling President Trump "the Antichrist" and saying he "must be killed."
Video shows Carolina Hurricanes forward William Carrier filling the Stanley Cup bowl with poutine, complete with fries, gravy, and cheese curds.
A viral news clip on Wednesday showed KTLA reporter Rachel Menitoff remaining calm while a cockroach proceeded to crawl on her neck during her live report.
Satire
At long last, the wait is over — President Joe Biden has written a memoir about his time in the White House. The book, titled Promise Me, America, will be released this fall following the November midterm elections, but that wasn't the only title that was pitched.
U.S. — In the wake of thousands falling ill due to parasitic infection from fresh produce, health experts are cautioning that before consuming lettuce, citizens should first try being a man and eating real food.
U.S. — The advancement of modern technology received yet another boost this week with the introduction of a revolutionary new social media algorithm that just shows you posts from people you follow.
DOHA — With the U.S. blockade of the important waterway back on amid renewed hostilities in Iran, President Donald Trump announced that he would secure the Strait of Hormuz by posting an old man who asks you three questions before you may pass.
IRVINE, CA — Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce contaminated with parasites, officials announced on Wednesday that the explosive diarrhea epidemic had been traced to a gain-of-function lab at the Taco Bel
IRVING, TX — A band famous for playing at Chuck E. Cheese locations across the country was caught up in a scandal this week after fans accused them of lip-syncing their songs.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced a U.S. diplomatic campaign to dismantle the International Criminal Court “brick by brick,” claiming the tribunal could be used to override U.S. courts and the Constitution. What do you think?
The post Rubio Vows To Dismantle International Criminal Court a
U.S. — Following yet another controversial incident in recent days involving federal immigration enforcement involvement in the death of a motorist, a new study showed a mysterious link between trying to run over ICE agents and bullets striking the windshield of your vehicle.
The post White House Hovering, Falling 10 Feet Off Ground In Sync With Melania Snoring appeared first on The Onion.
CHICAGO—Watching in horror as the wheezing man hacked directly into his palm before grabbing the nearest handrail, local bus passenger Derek Lawson told reporters Thursday that the guy violently coughing across the aisle from him better just have throat cancer. “So help me God, if I get bronchit
PARIS—In an effort to blend in with other tourists and avoid negative repercussions for being American, former U.S. President Barack Obama was reportedly pretending this week to be Canadian while traveling abroad in France. “Sorry, when I said I’m from Chicago, I meant the one in Ontario,” s
BERKELEY, CA—Raising the alarm about an issue that could have long-term consequences for American youth, researchers at the University of California, Berkeley, published a study Wednesday that found the majority of Generation Z telepaths lacked the attention span to read even a single mind. “In
BROOKLYN, NY—Explaining that the prominent iced coffees and chocolate-glazed Munchkins were essential to director Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of the ancient Greek epic, actor Matt Damon defended Tuesday the placement of Dunkin’ Donuts products in the upcoming film The Odyssey. “Look—fo
CAMBRIDGE, MA — As a foodborne illness continued to sweep across the United States and strike fear into the hearts of the nation's populace, scholars agreed that the explosive diarrhea outbreak likely signaled the outpouring of God's wrath upon vegetarians.
The post Last-Ever Global Warming Report Released For Posterity appeared first on The Onion.
LAKE ELSINORE, CA — According to sources, customers at a local Barnes & Noble became suspicious when it appeared that a display table marked as Banned Books was full of all-time bestsellers.
Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey hits theaters on July 17, but it's bringing a few changes with it. Here are just a few ways the new film deviates from the classical story:
Darline Graham Nordone, the sister of late Senator Lindsey Graham, has been tapped to serve the remainder of his term that ends in January, despite no prior political experience. What do you think?
The post Lindsey Graham’s Sister To Serve Remainder Of Term appeared first on The Onion.
SPOKANE VALLEY, WA—Experiencing a range of emotions from excitement to joy to nostalgia, 49-year-old geologist Alan Hargroder was reportedly reunited Tuesday with a beloved rock that he had studied over 20 years earlier. “Oh my God, I can’t believe it remembers me,” said the University of Id
WASHINGTON—Urging anyone with knowledge of the electronic device to come forward, FBI Director Kash Patel issued a statement Tuesday asking for the public’s help using the computer. “If any Americans have information related to the operation of a Lenovo laptop running Windows—at least I thin
Sports
Thomas Tuchel has vowed to stay on as England boss until Euro 2028 and there is a "curse" on his team after crashing out of the World Cup semifinals to Argentina.
Cowboys wide receiver George Pickens will officially play the 2026 season on his $27.3 million franchise tender after Wednesday's 4 p.m. ET deadline for tagged players to agree to long-term contracts passed.
Saints running back Alvin Kamara will play for New Orleans in 2026 on a reworked contract.
The Astros have traded right-hander Lance McCullers Jr., their longest-tenured pitcher, and lefty Colton Gordon to the Brewers for minor league outfielder Jadyn Fielder.
Few quarterbacks in college football are better positioned for a breakthrough 2026 season than NC State's CJ Bailey.
Teresa Weatherspoon bragged about the competitiveness of her team as the 2026 WNBA All-Star draft concluded Wednesday. Her All-Star general manager counterpart Cynthia Cooper said in response: "But can you score enough points?"
The sports world was thrilled by Argentina's dramatic 2-1 comeback win over England to advance to the World Cup Final.
The Winnipeg Jets and center Cole Perfetti have avoided salary arbitration with a new five-year, $30 million contract, an NHL source told ESPN.
Argentina sealed a dramatic semifinal comeback against England at Mercedes-Benz Stadium with two goals in the final five minutes to clinch a 2-1 win and book a World Cup final clash with Spain on Sunday.
Ja'Marr Chase or Justin Jefferson or someone else at No. 1? Which teams' WR1 and WR2 both made the top 10? See how NFL decision-makers stacked the position.
Can anyone — or anything — stop Lamine Yamal from winning Young Player of the Tournament at the World Cup? See the odds.
FOX Sports soccer analysts Thierry Henry and Zlatan Ibrahimović reacted to Argentina's comeback win over England on Wednesday, but the debate quickly shifted to an even bigger question. Who will win the World Cup final between Argentina and Spain?
Check out Golden Ball race is taking shape. Check out the latest odds to win the 2026 FIFA World Cup Player of the Tournament award.
Lionel Messi's performance at age 39 has Harry Kane reassessing his long-term future with England.
The 2026 FIFA World Cup Golden Glove odds are rounding into shape as the tournament reaches a conclusion.
The sports world was sent into a frenzy over another stunning Argentina comeback at the 2026 FIFA World Cup, this time over England in the semifinals.
In this World Cup, Lionel Messi and Argentina have owned the final minutes on their way to the final.
England manager Thomas Tuchel felt his decision to drop back in defense was only criticized because of the result.
Ahead of the Spain vs. Argentina 2026 FIFA World Cup final, we picked a combined XI featuring Lionel Messi, Lamine Yamal, Rodri and Emiliano Martínez.
Argentina's Lionel Messi and Spain's Lamine Yamal go way back to long before the 2026 World Cup final.
Tech
Skullcandy’s audio products aren’t exactly known for their stellar audio quality or noise cancellation, but its latest headphones are getting an assist from Bose to turn things around.
Skullcandy's new flagship Crusher 1080 headphones blend Bose audio and big bass.
Roughly 100 fires are raging out of control in Ontario, sending smoke streaming 1,000 miles to the south and east.
The end of the FIFA Men’s World Cup is nigh. Here’s how to watch the final games and the first ever World Cup halftime show.
It's likely to become a direct power source for SpaceXAI's data centers.
The Trump administration has not disclosed its cost estimates for the Iran war.
Since WIRED reported on Meta’s NameTag face recognition system, company executives have made confusing and conflicting remarks about its very existence.
Samsung appears to be internally investigating the discoloration defect.
The EU adopted regulation in 2023 that requires many electronics to have replaceable batteries by 2027.
OpenAI's collaboration with keyboard maker Work Louder is available to order today.
Babies are tremendous learning machines, and key advances for AI may soon be found in the architecture of their little brains.
Apple announced the new CarPlay feature not long after Google announced a similar update for Android Auto.
Inkling, a 975-billion-parameter open source model, was trained to understand video and audio. It could help Thinking Machines establish itself among competitors like Anthropic and OpenAI.
Apple's current M2 Ultra-powered servers don't seem to be cutting it, so the company is shopping around for more power.
Don't use Amazon Music? Too bad, Samsung is installing it for you anyway.
Argentina’s Lionel Messi was supposed to be done years ago. Now, sports science is helping soccer’s biggest stars rewrite the rules of aging.
An iFixit staffer told a Steam Deck user that the company had no plans to stock replacement OEM batteries.
A hacker accessed Suno source code that reportedly details how the company scraped millions of songs
Suno says it was breached in November and "no sensitive personal information was compromised."
Gidi Littwin’s new AI startup, Hemispheric, makes diagnostic brain scans for conditions like depression, PTSD, and Parkinson’s. He wants the technology to be as cheap and easy as for a blood test.
Apple just raised its prices. Here’s an updated breakdown of the brand’s tablets to find the best one for your needs.
Entertainment
Taylor Frankie Paul is facing a new legal battle ... 'cause Utah's Division of Child and Family Services has filed a petition asking a juvenile court to find her three children are "abused, neglected or dependent" and order protective supervision…
The ESPYs are here ... which means we get to see our favorite sports stars out of uniform and lookin' their best! Simone Biles spoiled us by giving us a look at her gorgeous gams as she arrived at the David H. Koch Theater at NYC's Lincoln Center.…
Rep. Ilhan Omar says she's not convinced Senator Mitch McConnell is doing well despite the recent proof of life photo released by his office ... questioning why we haven't heard McConnell speak yet. Our TMZ DC team caught up with the Congresswoman…
Usher's serving up some hot cakes during his tour with fellow R&B star Chris Brown ... exposing his bare butt to fans during a sensual number ... and it's on video. The pop star is currently touring the country with Breezy ... and during a…
Taylor Frankie Paul's taken a few Ls this year ... but she just won big in court and was granted her temporary restraining order against her ex's friend, TMZ has learned. New court docs, obtained by TMZ, show that the court's siding with Taylor…
Argentina is headed back to the FIFA World Cup final after pulling off a comeback for the ages against England ... and the photos from Wednesday's game in Atlanta capture every glorious -- and gut-wrenching -- second. Check out the gallery ...…
"90 Day Fiancé" star Armando Niedermeier-Rubio is unable to enter the country to be by his daughter's side as she's being treated in the ICU ... because TMZ has learned he was turned away at the U.S.-Mexico border. Here's the deal ... Armando…
A Kansas City man found himself in one seriously crappy situation ... trapped beneath the seat of a porta-potty ... he needed firefighters to saw a hole and free him ... and it's all on video. Take a look at the wild rescue ... members of the…
Mason Haynes -- a longtime celebrity bodyguard who protected members of the Kardashian family and several other A-listers -- is dead. A GoFundMe created for his family says Mason died in a traffic accident on July 4, just two days before what would…
Amy Duggar isn't backing up her cousin Joseph in his sexual assault case ... instead, it sounds like she's supporting his accuser. Amy revealed on "The Sarah Fraser Show" that she had spoken to the girl who claims Joseph molested her in 2020, when…
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