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ICE detention facility Camp East Montana gets operational upgrade under Secretary Noem's new contract, expanding medical care despite previous closure reports.
A Pennsylvania man accused in an alleged ISIS terror plot bought a fireworks fuse days before allegedly throwing explosive devices at a NYC protest outside Gracie Mansion.
Michigan man found guilty of wife's murder after her remains were discovered in farm fertilizer tank marked "out of service" in nationally watched case.
Hezbollah prepares guerrilla warfare tactics in south Lebanon as Israel launches airstrikes against Beirut strongholds, with expert predicting Israeli ground invasion.
Melissa Joan Hart stuns fans in a blue bikini Instagram post, calling it her "new profile pic." The "Sabrina" star, 49, received praise from followers.
Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith wins GOP primary to defend her Mississippi Senate seat against Democratic challenger District Attorney Scott Colom in November's general election.
Luka Dončić's custody battle with fiancée Anamaria Goltes over their two daughters prompted the NBA superstar to end their engagement after a decade-long relationship.
Maggie Gyllenhaal said Donald Trump's 2016 election inspired her to become a film director, revealing this while promoting her feminist horror film "The Bride!"
San Jose police investigate violent altercation caught on camera as potential antisemitic hate crime
San Jose police are investigating a potential antisemitic hate crime following a violent attack at Santana Row. Authorities say the suspects allegedly used antisemitic hate speech.
Former Jets running back Matt Snell, who rushed for 121 yards in Super Bowl III and set franchise records, has died. His 4,285 yards rank fourth in franchise history.
Satire
NEW YORK, NY — As giant mutant spiders attacked the Big Apple, many concerned experts across the country expressed worry that the giant attacking spiders could lead to a substantial increase in hateful arachnophobia.
While many American Evangelicals often lose sight of it, the reality is that there are still places throughout the world where it is dangerous to live as a Christian. But where are the most dangerous places?
Put away your Alphabet Blocks and get ready to live. Peek-a-Boo is an advanced game of trickery; an unpredictable mind game that shocks the mind and senses. Once you play it, nothing will be the same again.
Dozens of former employees accused Danish chef René Redzepi, who co-founded Noma, widely regarded as one of the best restaurants in the world, of inflicting physical and psychological violence on the staff for years. What do you think?
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U.S. — CNN reported this morning that several Japanese teenagers traveled to Hawaii for what could have been a lovely day at the beach.
TEHRAN — Amid rumors that the newly chosen Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei had been injured in an airstrike, the Iranian regime issued a statement warning the U.S. that it had a huge stockpile of supreme leaders.
MILWAUKEE—Dismissing the concerns of loved ones as seriously lacking in perspective, local woman Sara Heston, 32, argued Tuesday that her boyfriend was barely an alcoholic as far as boyfriends go. “Dan is essentially sober compared to my previous partners,” said Heston, alleging the 35-year-ol
FRANKLIN, TN—Insisting that she hoped the spike in oil costs was only the beginning of a long upward trend, MAGA voter Kaitlyn Leonardi told reporters Tuesday that she loved high gas prices. “I don’t care if the prices rise—heck, I prefer them that way,” said Leonardi, who crossed her arm
Jason McNamarra, 28, did technically swallow that sword.
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Ending an important relationship is never easy. It’s always going to hurt, whether it was your decision or your partner’s. But that doesn’t mean anyone did anything wrong. Sometimes two people just fall out of cahoots. One day you’re madly in cahoots. The next you’re not. Most of the t
If you missed celebrating International Women's Day yesterday, it's not too late to solemnly observe it in a variety of meaningful ways.
United Airlines announced it will begin removing passengers from flights who refuse to wear headphones when listening to content on their personal devices, claiming that such behavior could lead to a permanent ban. What do you think?
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LOS ANGELES—Facing fierce backlash for remarks deemed deeply ignorant by devoted fans, actor Timothée Chalamet came under fire Monday for dismissive comments about traditional Japanese bunraku puppetry. “I never want to end up in a position where I’m one of the Ningyōzukai manipulating the a
BRUSSELS — As all eyes around the globe remained fixed on the ongoing U.S.-Iran conflict, leaders gathered for an important summit in a clear display that Europe remained under its persistent delusion that anyone cares what it thinks.
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohram Mandani called a press conference on Monday to clarify that his wife only celebrates the actions and mission of terrorists in her capacity as a private citizen.
New work requirements for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program have gone into effect across the nation, threatening benefits for millions of Americans. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new SNAP restrictions. Q: Why were new work requirements put in place? A: Barb Klima
CHICAGO, IL — Political commentator and columnist for The New York Times David French praised Satan on Monday, calling the great red dragon the most Christian person in history.
TEHRAN — As the conflict in the Middle East stretched into a second week, the Iranian government issued a public statement boasting that it had destroyed hundreds of U.S. missiles with its buildings.
DENVER—Saying strange formatting and grammatical mistakes were a dead giveaway that such messages weren’t to be trusted, local IT specialist Mark Tapley warned employees this week not to trust emails he sends after a few drinks. “Personal security is my priority here, so I’d advise everyone
Why risk losing a costly stationary house when this Class C motor home can also transport you away from floods and fires. Reference #023478
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Sports
Bam Adebayo scored the most points since Wilt Chamberlain's iconic 100-point game in 1962.
With free agency beginning Wednesday, the Ravens and Raiders have plenty of questions to answer going forward.
The Jets are trading for the Raiders' Geno Smith, reuniting the quarterback with the team that drafted him in 2013, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Tuesday.
Utah Valley and the Western Athletic Conference have cleared up their $1 million dispute that threatened to leave the Wolverines out of the league's men's and women's basketball tournaments.
Free agent cornerback Riq Woolen reached agreement Tuesday on a one-year deal worth up to $15 million with the Eagles, agent Jason Chayut told ESPN.
76ers star guard Tyrese Maxey has been diagnosed with a tendon injury to his right pinkie and will be reevaluated in approximately three weeks, the team announced Tuesday.
Ronda Rousey says her May 16 bout against Gina Carano is "the biggest fight" in mixed martial arts and an event that can change the landscape of the sport dominated by the UFC.
Cal Raleigh said there's "no beef" between him and Mariners teammate Randy Arozarena, who unleashed an expletive-laced screed after the catcher declined to dap him up before an at-bat in the United States' World Baseball Classic game against Mexico.
ESPN analyst Zach Kram examines a reality in which Durant's foot didn't touch the 3-point line in the 2021 Eastern Conference semifinals -- and its ripple effects throughout the NBA.
Maxx Crosby's move to the Ravens being nixed left the NFL in shock on Tuesday night.
Catching up on all day's action from the World Baseball Classic.
See which teams have locked up an automatic bid for the 2026 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament ahead of Selection Sunday.
The Raiders were very active in free agency after they thought Maxx Crosby was going to the Ravens.
Real Madrid have been handed a major boost ahead of their titanic Champions League quarter-final tie against Manchester City, as Kylian Mbappe was spotted back on the grass at Valdebebas.
Maxx Crosby is no longer heading to the Baltimore Ravens.
Cal Raleigh insists he has no beef with Randy Arozarena for his Seattle teammate's vulgar remarks after a USA-Mexico game at the WBC.
Here's how each team on the NCAA Tournament bubble has improved or diminished its case for an at-large bid to the big dance.
Here are all the latest signings, trades and releases around the NFL.
MLS has issued lifetime bans to Derick Jones and Yaw Yeboah for betting on games while they were playing, the league announced Monday afternoon.
Tech
At the start of the year, Google brought a host of new Gemini-powered features, including built-in Nano Banana image generation, to Chrome. After debuting in the United States, those features are now making their way to Chrome users in Canada, India and New Zealand, with support for 50 additional in
The White House is preparing an executive order targeting the AI startup, even as its earlier actions against the company face a major test in court.
The inspector general's office of the Social Security Administration is investigating allegations of a security breach by a member of the so-called Department of Government Efficiency operation spearheaded by Elon Musk. A whistleblower has claimed that a former software engineer from DOGE said he po
The defense secretary has made clear that Pentagon managers are to encourage workers, including civilians, to volunteer to assist in the administration’s immigration crackdown.
AI companies have been spending a lot of time in court arguing copyright cases over the past year and the latest plaintiff is Gracenote, the metadata company owned by Nielsen. Axios reports that Gracenote is suing OpenAI for the unauthorized and unpaid use of both its metadata and its framework for
The real world price of impulse-buying Fortnite skins is going up, Epic has announced. Not because skins themselves are getting more expensive on paper, but because V-Bucks, Fortnite's digital currency, is. The same prices you paid for bundles of V-Bucks in February will now effectively earn you few
Go off-grid camping for a long weekend with my favorite portable power station from Anker. It’s on sale.
Analysis of the tail of 3I/Atlas reveals that it contains an anomalous proportion of methanol, a class of alcohol used in fuels.
Amazon has secured a temporary win in its fight with Perplexity over the use of AI shopping bots. Bloomberg reported that a San Francisco federal court has determined that Perplexity must stop using its Comet web browser's AI agent to make purchases for users on Amazon's marketplace. The AI company
Josh Wardle had a hell of a tough act to follow. His last game, Wordle, became incredibly popular thanks to its blend of simplicity, clarity and shareability. Over four years (and a seven-figure sale of Wordle to The New York Times) later, Wardle has released his follow-up game. Like Wordle and its
Department of Homeland Security leaders removed top privacy officers who objected to mislabeling government records to block their public release, WIRED has learned.
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is nearly upon us, as the hotly-anticipated sequel arrives in theaters on April 1. Nintendo recently dropped the final trailer for the film, which is filled with quick visual gags and nods to the source material.
There aren't too many actual reveals in this footage, as
The Samsung Galaxy Buds 3 FE are a great pairing for anyone with a Galaxy phone.
OpenAI is rolling out new interactive responses in ChatGPT it says are designed to make the chatbot more useful for learners. Starting today, ChatGPT will generate dynamic visuals when you ask it to explain select scientific and mathematical concepts, including the Pythagorean theorem, Coulomb's law
Nintendo's next platform adventure, Yoshi and the Mysterious Book, will be released for Switch 2 on May 21. The company announced the release date as part of its annual Mar10 Day celebration. This is a made-up holiday that exists because the date spelled out like that sort of looks like the word Mar
X’s Grok is failing to accurately verify video footage from the Iran conflict and is sharing its own AI-generated images about the war.
Google is rolling out Gemini AI agents to the Department of Defense's more than 3 million civilian and military employees, according to Bloomberg. The agents will initially operate on unclassified networks, with talks underway to expand them to classified and top-secret systems, according to Emil Mi
The Trump administration has awarded Event Strategies several contracts—including one that could be worth up to $100 million—with little competition, according to federal filings.
Delivery apps are glitching and navigation routes are changing abruptly thanks to electronic warfare disrupting the satellite signals that power everything from missiles to your ride home.
At $599, the MacBook Neo is Apple’s first budget laptop. For the most part, Apple cut corners in the right places and made a MacBook its intended buyers will adore.
Entertainment
Dylan Dreyer is giving a small update on her embattled "Today" co-host, Savannah Guthrie, as the search continues for Savannah’s mom, Nancy -- telling TMZ she does believe she'll likely return to the show at some point. We caught Dylan leaving…
"90 Day Fiance's" Angela Deem and Michael Ilesanmi hashed out a divorce deal that covered issues like support and the division of property, including their car collection ... TMZ has learned. Per the settlement, obtained by TMZ, the exes do not own…
Ivanna Lisette Ortiz appeared in court for the first time since being arrested and charged in connection with the shooting at Rihanna's home. Ortiz showed up wearing a blue jumpsuit and her hair was in braids. Ortiz's Tuesday court appearance comes…
Sometimes celebs just want a shortcut to a killer hairdo -- and they’re not afraid to throw on a wig to make it happen -- which is exactly why we’re celebrating International Wig Day! Stars like Anastasia Karanikolaou and Victoria Justice have…
5:39 PM -- Prosecutors claim there were 9 people on Rihanna's property when Ivanna Lisette Ortiz allegedly opened fire ... which appears to be why she is charged with 9 counts of assault with a firearm. The folks on the property ... Rihanna, A$AP…
Erika Jayne's shocking 'RHOBH' abuse confession is shedding new light on a frightening police response to her home ... 'cause TMZ has learned the incident involved a suspect who refused to leave. During a recent episode of "The Real Housewives of…
Britney Spears' mug shot will not be added to the collection of famous faces busted over the years ... because authorities ain't releasing it, TMZ has learned. A Ventura County Sheriff’s Office official tells TMZ … the department determined…
Model and reality star Courtney Stodden wants everyone to leave Britney Spears alone following the pop star's DUI arrest ... and Courtney's serious! She told us, "I will come for you," issuing a warning to those preoccupied with judging Britney. As…
Former New York Jets running back and Super Bowl III winner Matt Snell has died at the age of 84. ESPN was first to share the news, reporting that Snell's son -- Beau -- said he passed away Tuesday morning on Long Island. No cause of death was…
After losing her job at HGTV for saying the N-word on camera, Nicole Curtis went on "The Breakfast Club" Tuesday only to receive even more backlash. ICYMI ... a behind-the-scenes clip of the former "Rehab Addict" host blurting out "fart n****r" in…
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