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Rep. Tim Burchett claims "deep state" bureaucrats are blocking UFO transparency following a secret two-hour Pentagon meeting on government disclosure.
White House Correspondents' Association President Weijia Jiang revealed new security measures for the rescheduled annual dinner set for Friday night.
Mary Golding, a 34-year-old set decorator on "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel," was found stabbed in her Queens home in a suspected murder-suicide.
U.S. Sen. Tina Smith, a Democrat from Minnesota, has thrown her support behind Michigan Democratic U.S. Senate primary candidate Abdul El-Sayed.
Trump's Iran campaign now focuses on reopening the Strait of Hormuz, but no clear conditions exist for ending strikes as nuclear talks stall.
Jon Bon Jovi stopped his Madison Square Garden residency show after just 90 minutes due to a health issue, with Train frontman Pat Monahan stepping in to help.
Morgan Wallen's new single "Been By Now" tells the story of a failing relationship on the brink of collapse and immediately started going viral.
Steel imports from China, South Korea and Vietnam surged through Mexico and Canada, exploiting USMCA loopholes the Trump administration seeks to close.
Roger Goodell told a Charlotte audience the city is "built for a draft" and didn't rule out a future Super Bowl, but hotel rooms remain a key hurdle.
Sharp money and line movement favor the Astros, but Davis Martin's 1.80 home ERA makes the Chicago White Sox moneyline an intriguing betting play.
Satire
NEW YORK, NY — After personally declaring war on the Jewish people, Mayor Zohran Mamdani issued a forceful condemnation of the rise of violence against Jews.
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Sighing as he prepared to board a bus to the airport for his return flight home, American tourist Ben Frachs reported feeling disappointed Friday to be leaving Scotland without having seen a single Fat Bastard. “I can’t believe I didn’t spot one Fat Bastard the whole time
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CHARLOTTE, NC—Admitting he was baffled that the seven days without whiskey hadn’t already made him a high-functioning member of society, local one-week sober man Trent Ross told reporters Friday he thought all his problems would have been fixed by now. “It’s been seven days since I had a dri
The Onion selects the best books to take on vacation this year.
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Whether you’re out on the town or throwing a cozy event at home, karaoke can be a fun and cathartic group activity. The Onion shares tips for your next karaoke night. Hold the microphone one to two inches into your mouth. Pick a crowd-pleasing oldie that everyone knows, like “Greensleeves” o
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New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani called on the federal government to execute the International Criminal Court’s arrest warrant for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu while he attends the U.N. General Assembly, claiming that New York City did not have the legal authority. What do you think
NEW YORK, NY — As a mugger repeatedly stabbed him on a Manhattan street corner, local resident Ethan Wallace took comfort in the knowledge that Mayor Zohran Mamdani remained laser-focused on bringing Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to justice.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A construction site in the downtown area was fined several thousand dollars on Thursday after inspectors from OSHA cited them for not blaring mariachi music.
NORTH HAVEN, CT — A local member of Gen Z reportedly suffered from a major panic attack on Thursday after becoming worried that he may have nailed his job interview.
U.S. — League officials for the WNBA warned Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham that if men were not allowed to play women's sports, the league would immediately fold.
ITHACA — Upon finally returning home after a desperate 20-year journey, Odysseus was informed by his wife Penelope that she was out of baking powder, and she asked if he could please run out again real quick.
CHICAGO, IL — Mayor Brandon Johnson credited Chicago's drop in reported crime to his new policy of holding the crime statistics chart upside down.
With her roles in the current and upcoming blockbusters The Odyssey, Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and Dune: Part Three, Zendaya is having a banner year. The Onion sat down with the star to discuss what’s new and what’s next. The Onion : What drew you to The Odyssey ? Zendaya: I’ve a
LOS ANGELES—Noting that the extra small available on the sales floor just wouldn’t work for his client, Zendaya’s stylist Law Roach reportedly asked a store associate Thursday if she had Tom Holland in any other sizes. “Excuse me? This sample size won’t work for Z, she’s very tall,” sa
Sports
Bryson DeChambeau said he believes he would have been "right there for the Claret Jug" if he did not receive a two-shot penalty in the Open Championship last week at Royal Birkdale.
Jürgen Klopp started his tenure as Germany's head coach with a threat to leave the job if the media does not respect his family's privacy
Brianna Turner said on social media that her former team, the Indiana Fever, fired a male employee last season for sexual harassment.
The Ravens waived rookie quarterback Diego Pavia on Thursday to make room for veteran center Ethan Pocic, who officially signed his free agent contract.
Pep Guardiola's intention remains to take "at least one year" out of the game despite being approached to take over the vacant Italy coaching job, a source told ESPN.
Texas QB Arch Manning spent his offseason getting healthy, but he also added a key intangible to his game -- taking ownership of leading the team.
The WNBA has a historic collective bargaining agreement in hand and is seeing unprecedented growth, but stakeholders in and around the league question whether commissioner Cathy Engelbert is the right person to lead it into the future.
A nonconference men's basketball matchup between Duke and Michigan has been called off after broadcast rights issues couldn't be resolved, sources told ESPN.
What were the biggest developments from the summer recruiting calendar? What comes next?
Let's see where all 30 teams stand after a flurry of free agency and trade moves this offseason.
See the updated NBA title odds now that the 76ers have landed two superstars in one offseason.
The Braves hit four home runs, the Twins and Guardians combined for a compelling, extra-inning game, the Tigers are on a roll and more from Thursday's MLB action.
Alex Bowman is staying put for now. Here's the latest from NASCAR's silly season.
Check out the latest odds to win the 2026 NFL Offensive Player of the Year award.
NFL training camp is here. Here's every team's report date and location for 2026, from the Cardinals and Panthers to all 32 clubs.
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Tech
Don't just jump straight into a pool with your phone, you savage.
The Anbernic RG SP has pretty much everything you want from a modern take on the Game Boy Advance SP.
Let's be honest we mostly wrote about this because we think it's really cute.
Clean out that cable junk drawer every so often and keep only the things you actually need.
The AI “startups” worth billions of dollars are raising alarm bells about Chinese AI. The smaller players have a totally different take.
Following its Unpacked launch event for the Galaxy Z Fold 8 series, Samsung briefly opened a theme pub in the middle of London.
Batman: Caped Crusader - Chronicles' ties in with season two of Prime Video's animated show.
Modern EV batteries aren't just holding up, they're outperforming what was expected.
While its display could be nicer, Alienware's first budget gaming laptop feels like a welcome reprieve when practically all tech is more expensive.
Facebook has introduced an app called Seller that effectively professionalizes Facebook Marketplace.
Meta is trying to tackle scammers that are using generative AI by introducing a new kind of verification using user selfies.
These are the AC units we’ve trusted to cool our homes for months, if not years.
The TK705STi’s highly responsive, low-latency performance makes gameplay ultra-realistic. For movies and TV? It’s a purely average home projector.
Never mind the “heat death of the universe.” Entropy is just a bridge between two levels of reality.
From musical instruments and games to play pieces that encourage balance and dexterity, these toys will engage your child’s mind and body.
“I think it should stand for artificial idiot,” one 9-year-old says. Here’s why kids of all ages are calling AI “disgusting” and “creepy.”
Analysis of satellite images of Myanmar shows dozens of alleged scam compounds have appeared in recent months, despite a purported crackdown on the criminal organizations.
If you’re tired of sponsored and AI-summarized search results, Kagi gives you a curated—and human-centric—way to find what you’re looking for.
After Trump publicly backed pillow salesman turned election denier Mike Lindell for governor of Minnesota, the local GOP pushed back strongly.
EU law gives researchers unprecedented rights to scrutinize social media data. Researchers say TikTok, X, and Meta impede their attempts to look inside.
Entertainment
Nolan Wells' friends say he hung back on Horn Island with a girl when they left in their boat ... but the girl is apparently telling a different story. 19-year-old Katie McCormack spent time with Nolan on the island before his disappearance and…
Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota Mortensen's legal beef has just taken another bizarre turn ... because a police officer used a tactic many civilians are using these days when they don't know the answer to something -- consulting ChatGPT. Here's the…
Sara Gilbert's made a big bang on the real estate market this week ... because she just sold her Los Angeles home for more than $8 million. The sitcom actress closed the deal on her 6-bedroom, 7-bathroom L.A. farmhouse Wednesday ... parting with…
LeBron James has made his decision -- he's joining the Philadelphia 76ers. The announcement came down on Friday via X ... with James explaining why he's going to the City of Brotherly Love after initially contemplating retirement. "I thought I was…
YouTuber David Dobrik threw a huge birthday bash with Snoop Dogg in attendance ... and things got so crazy, someone called the cops. Law enforcement tells TMZ ... LAPD responded to a loud party call after 10 PM Thursday in Sherman Oaks ... and…
Jon Bon Jovi had to hit the brakes on his Madison Square Garden show Thursday night ... abruptly ending his set due to an illness ... and promising fans he would make it up to them. Video of the legendary rocker is going viral online ... showing…
Adrien Broner was streaming with Deen The Great when he learned in real-time a woman was taking him to court over an alleged sexual battery, TMZ has learned. The former boxer was live streaming Thursday when an associate flagged to him TMZ's…
YG's staying 'bool, balm and bollected' after being detained by police ... mentioning his run-in with cops during his rap battle with The Game ... and brushing it off like it's NBD. The rapper showed up for a VERZUZ battle Thursday ... only hours…
Nick Bosa is happy to see Ryan Clark out of the job at ESPN -- the San Francisco 49ers star woke up from social media hibernation to weigh in on the move ... two years after the analyst criticized him for wearing a MAGA hat after a game. Bosa --…
Lindsay Clancy's ex-husband is making an unusual plea to the judge in her upcoming murder case ... he doesn't want pictures of his murdered children shown during her trial. Patrick Clancy -- who discovered their 3 children dead in their…
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