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The Eagles clinched a second straight NFC East title with a 29-18 win over Washington, officially ending the Cowboys' playoff hopes and 30-year championship chase.
DHS Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin slams Senate Judiciary Democrats over ICE custody death claims, defending immigration enforcement operations.
The Minnesota Vikings' travel was disrupted when a team plane experienced mechanical issues, forcing a return to Minneapolis during Saturday's flight to face the Giants.
Trump endorsed Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman for New York governor just one day after Rep. Elise Stefanik withdrew from the 2026 gubernatorial race.
Andy Reid plans to keep coaching despite retirement speculation tied to age, injuries and roster uncertainty, reportedly telling those close to him he intends to return in 2026.
Wild bodycam footage shows a shoplifting suspect allegedly attempting to shoot an Ohio police officer at Walmart, but the gun malfunctioned during the incident.
Russell Brand slams ex-wife Katy Perry's boyfriend, Justin Trudeau, calling the former Canadian prime minister a "globalist stooge" at Arizona event.
Photos released by the NTSB Saturday show the aftermath of a plane crash that took the lives of NASCAR legend Greg Biffle and his family.
Julia Roberts jokingly revealed she has "three and a half movies left" and says she is thinking of returning to theater since her kids left home for college.
Two deputies swam 75 feet to save panicked paragliders entangled in safety equipment, cutting them free with knives in a dramatic ocean rescue operation.
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Everyone used to know about the treacherous pitfalls of listening to jazz music -- how it would lead to a life of sin and debauchery. Somehow, people stopped talking about the dangers of jazz, even though the music never changed.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An investigation has revealed that Representative Nancy Pelosi purchased $10 million in Taco Bell stock the day before President Trump loosened marijuana regulations.
Donald Trump loves Donald Trump. And who can blame him? That's why it's super cool and not at all strange that the iconic Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is being renamed the Trump-Kennedy Center. But this is only the beginning.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After writing gloriously disparaging plaques for dozens of subpar presidents in the White House's "Presidential Walk of Fame," Trump was reportedly working late into the night to come up with a sufficiently insulting plaque for Rutherford B. Hayes.
PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at AmFest, a four-day event held at the Phoenix Convention Center, nearly had their eardrums ruptured Thursday after conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro delivered a blistering 3-hour speech in just 17 seconds.
U.S. — People struggling to find a parking space will soon have their work cut out for them, as it's now expected that every single parking spot in the United States will be either handicapped or online pick-up only no later than 2027.
PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at Turning Point's AmFest 2025 event experienced an awkward moment last night, as Tucker Carlson interrupted his own speech for an evening prayer to Mecca.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio ordered diplomatic correspondences to cease the use of Calibri font and revert to Times New Roman, attributing the previous change by the Biden Administration to misguided diversity initiatives. What do you think?
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TORONTO—Accusing the HBO drama of egregiously misrepresenting their experiences off the ice, the National Hockey League Players’ Association blasted Heated Rivalry Friday for what it described as incredibly unrealistic depictions of anal sex between players. “The show’s portrayals of hockey
The post Blue Drew Barrymore Could’ve Sworn She Saw James Cameron On Schedule appeared first on The Onion.
WAYNE, NE—After coming together and pooling resources to save Christmas for the town’s most impoverished family, a tight-knit Nebraska community reportedly did jack shit this week to make the holiday better for its second-poorest family. “Getting to see the smiles on the Turner kids’ faces w
MACKINSHAW, NE—Emphasizing that he didn’t want to seem paranoid but it was the only way he could make sense of it all, high school senior Geoffrey Lesseder stated Monday that he was starting to suspect the three school shootings he had been in might be about him. “At first I thought it was due
WASHINGTON—Praising the recipients for their acts of true American cowardice, President Donald Trump proudly announced a new “Dodger Dividend” on Wednesday night for anyone who successfully avoided military service. “Today, we celebrate the millions of patriots willing to step up and do wha
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UNIVERSITY PARK, PA—Shedding light on the age-old mystery of how anyone could afford the gigantic structures, a study published Thursday in the Journal Of Eastern Mediterranean Archaeology And Heritage Studies revealed that ancient Egyptians received significant help from their parents while build
Jack Schlossberg, who is best known for his provocative social media presence and for being the grandson of John F. Kennedy, announced a run for U.S. Congress. Here’s everything you need to know about the Democrat. Core Belief: Americans are sicker of gerontocracy than nepotism Reason For Running:
NAPERVILLE, IL—Scurrying into the alley as employees chased her with a broom, Aldi CEO Atty McGrath reportedly had to be shooed away Tuesday after she was seen rummaging through the dumpsters behind a local Whole Foods. “We keep finding her rooting around our bins looking for food items she can
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The Eagles clinched their second straight NFC East title by beating the Commanders 29-18 on Saturday night.
Ole Miss looked unfazed by the defection of Lane Kiffin, rolling to a 41-10 victory over Tulane to advance to the CFP quarterfinals.
The Rams have fired special teams coordinator Chase Blackburn, sources told ESPN.
Texas A&M coach Mike Elko was proud of all his team accomplished this year while acknowledging that Saturday's season-ending loss to Miami was going to sting.
Kylian Mbappé added his name to another line in the record books Saturday, tying Cristiano Ronaldo for the most goals by a Real Madrid player in a calendar year.
In Week 16, nine NFL teams have the chance to clinch a playoff berth. The Broncos can also lock up the AFC's No. 1 seed.
The Vikings' charter plane experienced mechanical issues shortly after takeoff Saturday afternoon and returned to Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, a team spokesman confirmed.
Miami's defense recorded nine tackles for loss and three takeaways, including a game-sealing interception in the end zone to cap a 10-3 Hurricanes win over Texas A&M in the College Football Playoff on Saturday.
The Dolphins offered the Bengals four first-round picks in 2020 for the No. 1 selection and the ability to take Burrow, sources told ESPN.
Greg Olsen and Joe Davis break down the Philadelphia Eagles' win over the Washington Commanders.
Saquon Barkley spoke on the Philadelphia Eagles winning back-to-back NFC East Championships and more.
FOX Sports breaks down the key takeaways from Ole Miss' dominant CFP first-round win against Tulane.
The Eagles clinched the NFC East with a win over the Commanders. Here are our takeaways from Saturday night.
Saquon Barkley powered in for a 12-yard TD, extending the Philadelphia Eagles' lead over the Washington Commanders.
College football bowl season is here, so it's time to dive into the odds for every matchup. Here are the latest lines.
Jalen Hurts found Dallas Goedert for a 15-yard TD to give the Philadelphia Eagles the lead over the Washington Commanders.
Iowa's Bennett Stirtz found Isaia Howard and Alvaro Folgueiras for BACK-TO-BACK alley oops vs. Bucknell.
We're down to the final three weeks of the 2025 NFL regular season, with each bit of news across the league becoming more and more critical.
Tech
New York governor Kathy Hochul signed legislation on Friday aimed at holding large AI developers accountable for the safety of their models. The RAISE Act establishes rules for greater transparency, requiring these companies to publish information about their safety protocols and report any incident
Faraway road trips just got a lot easier, at least for the passengers. Sony Honda Mobility, the joint venture between the two Japanese conglomerates created to produce electric vehicles, announced that its Afeela EV will come with PS Remote Play. While playing video games in a car may be a niche fea
Gamers who prefer physical copies of their favorite titles may be getting a major win with the Switch 2. In an unexpected announcement from retro video game publisher ININ Games, Nintendo reportedly has "two new smaller cartridge sizes" for its Switch 2 console. For ININ Games, these rumored game ca
If you still haven't bought into the Steam Deck craze, it'll cost you a little extra to take the plunge now since Valve is only offering OLED models. Valve announced in a note on its Steam Deck page that it's "no longer producing the Steam Deck LCD 256GB model," adding that "once sold out, it will n
If you have a white elephant gift exchange at work this year or with friends and family, there’s a good chance you’re scrambling right now to find a good gift — or decipher what even makes a good white elephant gift. The possible origins of the term “white elephant” provide one way of look
This time of year has a lot of merry and bright things to be excited about, but it can be stressful if you’re stumped on what to get your mom, dad, best friend, coworker or kids’ teacher as a holiday gift. Whether you enjoy or dread buying gifts for people, it’s safe to say we all want to give
Most Apple products are pretty expensive, but some of the most affordable (and useful) ones are AirTags. The Bluetooth trackers are priced pretty reasonably even when not on sale, but they can be a steal if you can get them on a discount — like right now. A four pack of AirTags is on sale for $65
Plant parents don’t always want another plant—up your gift-giving game with these favorite plant presents we've tested.
If you haven't yet upgraded to Apple's AirPods Pro 3, you can pick up the company's latest model at a discount through a deal on Amazon right now. The AirPods Pro 3, which came out in September, are currently down to $199. That's $50 off and the best price we've seen. With the new AirPods Pro, Apple
Get a grip on gaming with the best controller options for Nintendo’s latest handheld console.
Google wanted to remove Assistant from most Android phones by the end of 2025 and replace it with Gemini. But now the company has announced that it needs a bit more time to make its AI assistant the new default digital helper for most of its users. Google said that it's adjusting its previously anno
The administration’s pro-industry tilt—across three executive agencies—is feeding the MAHA movement’s growing discontent.
Wicked, Merry Little Batman, and Die Hard are just a few of the movies you should be watching on Amazon Prime Video this week.
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, Frankenstein, and Klaus are just a few of the movies you should watch on Netflix this month.
Plus: Cisco discloses a zero-day with no available patch, Venezuela accuses the US of a cyberattack, and more.
Procrastinators, rejoice. Super Saturday is here with last-minute deals on WIRED-tested gear.
Plus: Samsung also announces new Micro RGB TVs, and a looming global memory crunch might make Nvidia reduce its supply of graphics cards.
Our public spaces are now awash with wireless internet. Make sure you’re getting the most out of every connection.
Sleep is the one thing every giftee needs, and you can help them get it. These are our tried-and-tested picks for giftable sleep aids, from masks to melatonin.
Anthropic is finally letting more people use Claude in Google Chrome. The company's AI browser plugin is expanding beyond $200-per-month Max subscribers and is now available to anyone who pays for a Claude subscription. The Claude Chrome plugin allows for easy access to Anthropic's AI regardless of
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A suspect has been arrested in connection to the scary invasion of Tekashi 6ix9ine's home ... TMZ has learned. Pedro Roriguez -- a 19-year-old man -- was arrested and charged with armed home invasion robbery with a firearm, false imprisonment,…
Jake Paul's jaw may have taken a beating Friday night, but you couldn't tell from looking at him Saturday ... because he seemed ready to let loose at a big after-party! The influencer-turned-boxer attended a party thrown by Celebrity Sports…
George Clooney's sister Adelia "Ada" Zeidler has died ... and, the star has memorialized her with a heartfelt statement. Zeidler passed away from cancer on Friday, the actor confirmed to People ... and, her online obituary states she passed away at…
Alix Earle's sharing an in-depth look at the single life ... posting a ton of photos from a recent trip she took to Mexico -- looking as good as always! The social media star shared the pics Saturday morning ... appearing in just a towel while…
Tom Brady posted for the first time since news of his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen's marriage to Joaquim Valente broke ... and, a song he added to his posts will have some raising some eyebrows. Here's the deal ... the ex-NFLer shared two photos to his…
12:56 PM PT -- At least 16 files originally included in the Justice Department’s Epstein Files drop have gone MIA, according to AP. This reportedly includes pictures that show a painting depicting nude women and a photograph of Trump. Internet…
Dave Chappelle says Charlie Kirk's murder is eerily reminiscent of Martin Luther King Jr.'s ... but that's where the similarities between them end -- full stop. The comedian released an unexpected Netflix standup special Friday titled "The…
There are lots of wacky Christmas traditions out there ... and one of our all-time favorites is wearing ugly sweaters! It's no secret that plenty of stress and headaches go into managing the holiday season, but a goofy sweater can really lighten…
Investigators are still looking into the plane crash that claimed NASCAR legend Greg Biffle's life ... and, new video shows them looking for clues in the wreckage. The National Transportation Safety Board released video of agents combing through…
Hilaria Baldwin is ready to move her bustling brood -- but she's got no idea where! TMZ caught up with the "Dancing with the Stars" alum Friday night at her Gurus Magazine cover launch event ... and she tells us she thinks her family needs a "big…
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