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Trump allies Alina Habba and Tom Homan criticize Biden administration immigration failures after deadly shooting targeting National Guard members in capital.
Tennessee Titans defensive end Arden Key sparked a fight in his game against the Jacksonville Jaguars with his hit on Trevor Lawrence on Sunday.
Threat intelligence firm Synthient uncovers one of the largest password exposures ever, prompting immediate security recommendations.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Baker Mayfield found offensive lineman Tristan Wirfs for a touchdown in the second quarter against the Arizona Cardinals.
Celebrities heat up the holidays with stunning bikini photos as stars like Kylie Jenner, Christina Haack, and Brittany Aldean share their vacation looks.
Los Angeles Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford recorded his 28th straight touchdown pass without an interception against the Carolina Panthers.
Sen. Cory Booker announces marriage to Alexis Lewis on social media, sharing wedding photos after private ceremony in D.C. and Newark courthouse.
Pope Leo XIV completes pilgrimage to Turkey, meeting with President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and religious leaders while promoting peace and unity before traveling to Lebanon.
New Orleans police chief Anne Kirkpatrick sparks viral controversy claiming immigration violations are "civil issues" her department won't enforce.
New research links America's most popular cooking oil to obesity through metabolic pathways that convert fatty acids into weight-promoting compounds.
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BEAUMONT, TX — Local man Michael Strong looked wistfully out the window, longing for the good old days when Black Friday shopping was all in person and people feared for their very lives.
RENO, NV — After missing out on Black Friday shopping, local man Chris Rogers was forced to purchase a new television for the exact same price but without a "BLACK FRIDAY SALE" tag.
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Local man Dan Flannigan prayed this morning for the Lord to bless to the nourishment of his body the six kinds of leftover pie he would be consuming for breakfast.
WICHITA, KS—Admitting that the tempting dried fruit would ruin her figure, local grandmother Linda Donovan told reporters Friday that she can’t trust herself to keep raisins in the house. “I used to keep a canister up in a high cabinet that I couldn’t reach without hurting myself, but I’ve
PASADENA, CA—Dispelling numerous widespread beliefs about the role the celestial body plays in life on Earth, astronomers at the California Institute of Technology published a paper in the Proceedings Of The National Academy Of Sciences Friday that found the moon serves no purpose but to alert rac
After someone heard her knocking, a Thai woman was discovered alive inside her coffin, just narrowly avoiding cremation. What do you think?
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KNOXVILLE, TN—In a development her family began referring to as a “stroke of luck,” local 81-year-old Gloria Martin reportedly died Thursday before her granddaughter arrived to Thanksgiving dinner with her girlfriend. “Oh, thank God—problem solved, everybody,” said Frank Martin, grandso
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Across the nation, Americans are gathering with loved ones to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday. What are you thankful for?
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INDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to get hands-on experience stigmatizing patients’ bodies in a safe environment, Indiana University medical student Dylan Loera confirmed Wednesday that she was practicing fat shaming on a cadaver. “At first it felt strange, but the opportunity to practice saying, ‘H
WASHINGTON—Responding to concerns about high grocery prices ahead of the holiday, President Donald Trump held a press conference Wednesday to tout the affordability of hay-based Thanksgiving dishes. “I’m doing a great job on the economy and bringing the price of Thanksgiving dinners way down b
Vince Offer, the once-prominent infomercial pitchman better known as the “ShamWow guy,” has filed to run as a Republican in Texas’s 31st congressional district, claiming he wants to “destroy wokeism” in Congress and “make America happy.” What do you think?
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Sports
Lane Kiffin is taking his talents from Ole Miss to LSU, sending shock waves through college football and the SEC.
As the coaching carousel continues to spin, we grade every major hire.
Jets' Tyrod Taylor finds Adonai Mitchell for a 52-yard touchdown vs. Falcons
Bucky Irving rushed for a 13-yard touchdown to extend the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' lead over the Arizona Cardinals.
What would the top NCAA tournament seedings look like today?
Tyler Shough connected with Chris Olave on a 17-yard touchdown, cutting the New Orleans Saints’ deficit against the Miami Dolphins.
Atlanta Falcons RB Tyler Allgeier rushed for a one-yard touchdown against the New York Jets.
With bowl season fast approaching, we forecast who will play where, including the College Football Playoff.
Stay up to date on Missouri sports betting. Learn the latest on launch timelines, sportsbooks, and what to expect when it goes live in the Show-Me State.
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Bill Belichick's debut season at North Carolina ended with a blowout loss to rival NC State, capping a 4-8 campaign filled with struggles for the Tar Heels.
We assess how the committee could stack the top teams in the country after Week 14.
The Golden State Warriors will sign veteran guard Seth Curry to a contract for the remainder of the season Monday, sources told ESPN.
Sources told ESPN late Saturday that the expectation is LSU, a day after its regular season ended, will hire Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin, 50, on Sunday as its new coach and that the deal will cover seven seasons at an annual average of around $12 million.
49ers receiver Ricky Pearsall said he was unsure of his fate after he was shot in the chest during an armed robbery last year.
Florida has hired Tulane's Jon Sumrall as its next football coach, with sources telling ESPN that the six-year deal is for an average of nearly $7.5M per season.
Auburn has hired South Florida's Alex Golesh as its new coach. Golesh, who went 23-15 over three seasons at USF, will get a six-year deal, sources told ESPN.
Here's the latest on what's happening around college football entering Week 14.
The Associated Press college football poll got a shuffle with a week to go before the postseason bracket is set.
Baker Mayfield found T Tristan Wirfs for a two-yard touchdown to extend the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' lead over the Arizona Cardinals.
Tech
Black Friday is done, but the sales still roll on, and Cyber Monday remains a decent chance to pick up any storage gear you’ve been eyeing. If you have a PC, PS5, gaming handheld or any other gadget that could use some extra space, we’re weeding out the junk and rounding up the best Cyber Monday
Cyber Monday deals have come for VR headsets, and you can pick up our favorite budget set for less than usual. Meta's entry-level Quest 3S is 17 percent off and down to $250 for the 128GB version right now. Its normal price is $300, and with this version you get the game Gorilla Tag for free.
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Scoop up savings on our favorite soundbars from brands like Sony, Vizio, and Samsung.
Cyber Monday is a great time to take a look at what subscriptions you may be able to save on. From video streaming services to budgeting apps, many services will have some Black Friday promotion you may be able to take advantage of. One of the best we're tracking is for Audible. You can sign up and
Apple’s new AirPods Pro 3 are already shaping up to be one of the most sought-after tech gifts this season, and now you can grab them at a lower price. They’re on sale for $220, down from the regular $249. Previously, the lowest we’ve seen the AirPods Pro 3 discounted to is $239. If you’ve b
Were you a Lego set kid or a giant-bucket-of-Legos kid? I was a sets kid all the way — I loved, and still love, the zen feeling of building something incredible a little bit at a time. Also, every time I tried to build something from the giant bucket, it fell apart immediately, but let's not dwell
It turns out that all you need to get past an AI chatbot's guardrails is a little bit of creativity. In a study published by Icaro Lab called "Adversarial Poetry as a Universal Single-Turn Jailbreak Mechanism in Large Language Models," researchers were able to bypass various LLMs' safety mechanisms
While it might not be as well-known as HBO Max or Netflix, Paramount+ still has an excellent library of shows and movies, and you can get a two months of access for just $6 for Cyber Monday. Even better, you can pick either Paramount+ Essential or Premium plans and get the same $3-per-month deal, wh
In the market for a new Dyson vacuum or hair tool? Here are all the best sales on Dyson gadgets our team loves.
Winter nights are the perfect time to cuddle up with a favorite show or something new you finally have the time to dig in to. Cyber Monday sales are a great opportunity to try a new streaming service, and you'll find several premium services, like Starz, available for a discount.
You can get an ann
Like Black Friday before it, Cyber Monday is one of the best times of the year to buy a new TV. If you’re hoping to make a living room upgrade, we’ve scoured the web and picked out the best Cyber Monday TV deals we could find. The discounts still include well-reviewed OLED TVs and budget sets al
Nintendo gear is always sought after during the holiday shopping season, but this year likely more so than others. The Nintendo Switch 2 is the console launch of 2025 and it will undoubtedly be at the top of many wish lists for both kids and adults alike. If you were hoping to save a bit on the cons
Thuma's Japanese-style joinery has earned its bed frames rave reviews. If you've had your eye on one, the Black Friday sale is the perfect time to shop.
Shopping for CurrentBody's Cyber Monday deals? We've found the best bundle deals on its beauty tech gear. Grab before it's gone.
While the Switch 2 itself isn't on sale, you can still find good prices on bundles and accessories.
Some of our favorite purchases are in stock at Costco, with savings just for members.
Black Friday sales for Amazon gadgets are still live this weekend. Here are the best deals on Echo speakers, Fire TVs, and Kindles.
The Kindle Colorsoft is one of the most expensive color e-readers out there—until right now.
Hulu and HBO Max and Disney are all offering terrific Black Friday streaming deals in 2025. Time to make a burner email?
We have scoured the entire internet to find the best Black Friday deals on gear we've tested and approved.
Entertainment
Some actors are effortlessly cool, and others really know how to dress the part ... and we're gonna leave it up to you to figure out how cool -- and who -- this sunglasses-wearing actor is! We found this performer in New York City while leaving the…
Jim Edmonds is leaning into family time and celebrating his daughter while navigating the latest developments in his custody dispute with ex-wife Meghan King. Jim shared a new batch of family photos on Instagram Sunday with the caption, "What a…
Ed Sheeran's "Thinking Out Loud" about his relationship ... singing about his marriage troubles on a new edition of his album. The singer-songwriter dove into the issues in some of the 13 songs added to "Play" -- his record that came out in…
Richard Simmons' estate is looking to make a deal because the late fitness icon's longtime Hollywood Hills home just got a major price cut ... TMZ has learned. According to property records obtained by TMZ, Simmons' estate knocked a hefty $410k off…
An Amtrak incident in Rhode Island caused unexpected delays Sunday when a train caught fire right in the middle of the post-Thanksgiving travel rush. A Providence city spokesperson tells TMZ ... the situation involved three unoccupied passenger…
Paris Hilton is showing off her 'sliving' spirit even at sea! The reality icon and entrepreneur was spotted in St. Barths on Saturday, enjoying a sun-soaked kayak ride with husband Carter Reum and one of their children during the family's luxury…
Britney Spears shared a cryptic and emotional Instagram post over the weekend, talking about pain, "darkness," and personal growth. Britney posted a new dancing video Saturday, wearing a leopard print bodysuit and black heels while dancing to…
Twitch streamer MeltIsLIVE is lucky to be alive after getting into a serious car crash over the weekend while speeding down a Georgia highway with at least three other people riding in the car with him. The wreck went down Saturday in Atlanta, near…
Zachery Ty Bryan is back in trouble ... the actor and his girlfriend were arrested in Oregon over the weekend ... TMZ has learned. According to online records, the "Home Improvement" star was taken into custody Saturday in Eugene on a probation…
Chrissy Teigen is celebrating a BIG milestone today ... the supermodel just turned 40 and to mark her special day, we're rolling out her hottest, most stunning shots from over the years!! Whether she's rocking a bikini top on vacation or serving a…
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