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• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
• Watch moment WSJ journalist appears in Russian court
A fire at a vacant warehouse threatened the Staten Island church featured in "The Godfather," but the iconic building was saved from the blaze.
A no-bond Florida arrest warrant charges Raúl Castro with conspiracy to commit first-degree murder in the 1996 Brothers to the Rescue shootdown.
Jordan Love and the Green Bay Packers routed the Dallas Cowboys on "Sunday Night Football" as the NFC East's winless streak could hit two weeks.
Prosecutors accused an Arizona man of keeping the Oklahoma City bombing-linked "Anarchist Cookbook" as his "Bible" while allegedly plotting a religious site attack.
Around 6,000 seafarers remain trapped near the Strait of Hormuz as 24 ships face attacks, while Iran accuses the U.S. military of using VHF Channel 16.
Kevin Bacon's FedEx package of sentimental '90s clothes was shipped to Israel instead of Ireland and bounced through multiple countries since.
Massachusetts Republican Shawn Oliver suspended his lieutenant governor campaign after a DUI arrest following a rollover crash in New Bedford.
Caitlin Clark and Taylor Swift were spotted celebrating a Travis Kelce catch at Arrowhead Stadium as the Chiefs routed the Chargers on Sunday.
Chris Jones shoved Chiefs coach Joe Cullen's hand away and ignited a screaming match on the Kansas City sideline during Sunday's win over the Chargers.
Kristin Cavallari revealed on her podcast how two six-figure loans to her father Dennis Cavallari were never repaid, leaving her $250,000 in the hole.
Satire
CLEVELAND—Struggling to comprehend why anyone would voluntarily be there without a loved one on the field, sources at Sunday’s Cleveland Browns game expressed confusion over a fan who did not appear to have a child on the team. “Wait…so he just wanted to go to a Browns game?” said a ticket
In an effort to lower gas prices ahead of the midterm elections, President Trump agreed to temporarily lift sanctions on Russian diesel exports. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the energy deal struck with Russian President Vladimir Putin. Q: What brought the deal about? A: Trump r
The post ‘Whalefall’ Star Stuns On Red Carpet In 40,000-Gallon Tank appeared first on The Onion.
LOS ANGELES—Stating that it was about time they got serious about their future as a couple, actress Sydney Sweeney reportedly told record executive Scooter Braun Friday that she was open to converting to the B-list for him. “I really want this relationship to work, and if that means skipping the
WASHINGTON—Calling off the event that some had labeled “controversial,” President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was canceling the planned livestream execution of Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA). “I still believe it would have been a strong deterrent for the world to witness how America deals
NIKUMARORO, KIRIBATI—Claiming to have finally solved the longstanding mystery surrounding the missing aviator’s ultimate fate, a team of Purdue University researchers announced Friday they had found new evidence suggesting Amelia Earhart was accepted into crab society and lived the rest of her l
LONDON—Thanking HBO for the opportunity to provoke all over again, Girls creator Lena Dunham announced Friday that the series was coming back for five more controversies. “So much has changed in the world since the show ended nine years ago, and I’m excited to see what negative press we can dr
ST. LOUIS—Drawing skeptical gazes from onlookers for their peculiar approach to resolving conflicts, a weird family at a local bistro reportedly settled a series of disputes calmly and respectfully Friday. “It’s crazy—they spoke one at a time, listened to what everyone else was saying, apolo
COLUMBUS, OH—As they ran freely between tables and emitted a powerful odor of sweat, grass, and damp polyester, a youth soccer team was stinking up an entire Red Robin following a morning tournament, restaurant patrons confirmed Saturday. “They’re climbing over the backs of the seats, throwin
Department of Homeland Security agents raided the home of Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), prompting accusations of political retribution by the Trump administration ahead of the midterm elections. What do you think?
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Sports
Galatasaray are ready to move for Manchester United midfielder Bruno Fernandes. Transfer Talk has the latest.
The Packers used third-down conversions and a few defensive plays to topple a scuffling Cowboys squad.
After a quiet offseason, the Warriors know Butler's return is their best hope of reaching the playoffs.
What storylines dominated the preseason? Brian Windhorst shares intel on Seattle expansion, extension drama in New York and a potential trade decision in Orlando.
Our NFL Nation reporters react to all the action, answering the biggest questions coming out of each Sunday game. Here's what we learned from Week 6.
Malik Nabers, Kenneth Walker III and Trevor Lawrence came up big in Week 6, while Bijan Robinson, Derrick Henry and Kyren Williams underwhelmed.
A look at the leading fantasy scorers through Sunday's 4 p.m. games.
With his team leading 13-10 at the time, Buffalo Bills safety C.J. Gardner-Johnson was ejected from Sunday's 33-30 victory over Las Vegas following an altercation during the final minute of the second quarter when he spit in the direction of the Raiders.
The Panthers picked at Philadelphia's roots after their road win, but more teams turned petty following their respective Week 6 wins.
Kimari Robinson, the Duke cornerback who swatted the arm of a training staff member as she checked on an injured player during the team's game against North Carolina over the weekend, apologized for his actions Sunday night.
Favorites to win the Super Bowl to start the year, the Los Angeles Rams are now at the bottom of the NFC West standings six weeks into the regular season.
From the Rams missing the playoffs to the Bears being the NFC North's best team, we determine which overreactions from Sunday are legit.
Check out the lines for every Week 7 matchup in the NFL.
Patrick Mahomes continues to chase Tom Brady’s GOAT status, while Travis Hunter did something that hasn’t been done since 2002.
The Cowboys' aren't good enough on offense to carry their team to wins and other takeaways from Sunday's Packers win.
The Rams are no longer Super Bowl favorites after a stunning loss to the Cardinals. Check out the latest Super Bowl odds.
The Giants need a QB change. Caleb Williams' return is super for Chicago. The Texans are still alive. The Rams are old. Here are Ralph Vacchiano's top takeaways from Week 6.
Cam Skattebo says he understands why he was kept out of the New York Giants’ backfield. His head coach John Harbaugh says there was no punishment at all.
Check out the odds for ALCS MVP now that the series is reaching its climax.
There will be a new champion in 2026, after the Dodgers were swept by the Brewers in the NLCS. See the latest odds.
Tech
Some router symbols are obvious, while others take a bit of work to decipher. Their lights can vary, too.
You might sometimes see an orange dot on the left side of your Galaxy Watch's screen. Here's what is tells you.
Laser pointers are known to damage security cameras, but do they really? Here's what damage can actually be done.
It's a simple way to check whether an image has been created or manipulated, with a few caveats.
The idea of PS5 games running on an Xbox Series X -- made possible by how both consoles were built around closely matched hardware -- is certainly exciting.
It's a trade-off between download speeds and data caps.
A gateway pulls double duty, but a modem and router combo can give you a lot more flexibility and power.
Apple's image generation tool got some noteworthy updates this fall.
The studio celebrated Inscryption's five-year anniversary with a Twitch stream.
While the Roku remote doesn't have confusing colors or weird symbols, the star button can confuse some folks at first.
When you need something that’s as mannishly masculinized as you can get for the Man™ in your life, we have you covered.
Amid a wave of backlash, some industry-friendly groups are employing creative and time-tested strategies to woo the youth.
Adult performers are questioning why Meta allows its AI agent to sext while restricting their social media accounts.
The Valerion VisionMaster Max 4K Projector delivers superb blacks, great brightness, and more adjustment capabilities than many users need.
As coastlines change, so do surf breaks. That may spell the end for premier waves and the tourist economies that depend on them.
Some of the many variants sold today promise to penetrate our gray matter, but biology isn’t in the habit of respecting marketing declarations.
These accessories add personality to your Apple headphones case, make them easy to find, and offer some protection, too.
Canada’s planned surveillance law is the latest grim step in a series of threats to encryption that are spreading around the world.
Shorter days don’t have to spell trouble for your houseplants. These are the lights we’ve used and loved in our own homes.
We tested some of the most popular automatic dry- and wet-food pet feeders to see which ones are worth the money.
Entertainment
Swedish-born actress Ann-Margret Olsson shot to superstardom in her early 20s after landing the role of the kissable Kim McAfee -- delivering the pouty and iconic farewell song in the 1963 film adaptation of "Bye Bye Birdie."…
Carrie Coon is giving her "The Gilded Age" costars a little support ... and we're not talking about emotional support. We caught up with the actress at LAX Friday, where she revealed she's been handing out special neck rests to the women on the HBO…
The Angels are back ... and Hollywood's biggest stars are bringing some serious heat to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2026. Megan Thee Stallion, Tate McRae and Livvy Dunne were among the famous faces turning heads on the pink carpet Sunday at…
Duke cornerback Kimari Robinson is getting blasted by college football fans ... with some calling for his suspension after he swatted away a female medical staffer's arm as she rushed to help his injured teammate. The ugly moment unfolded during…
Former Playboy model Bridget Marquardt -- who has a new series called "The Great American Ghost Hunt" -- brought some ghost-hunting equipment to TMZ to see if we have any unwanted visitors. Bridget sat down with our Charlie Neff and used dowsing…
Taylor Swift is putting in some serious overtime ... going from the stage in Los Angeles to the stands in Kansas City in less than 24 hours. The pop superstar showed up at Arrowhead Stadium Sunday to cheer on hubby Travis Kelce as the Chiefs take…
The woman who plowed her pickup truck into a youth soccer game in Kansas, killing 2 people and injuring 10 others, has been released from custody ... and she hasn't been charged with a crime. Wichita police say the 34-year-old driver was released…
"Beastmaster" star Marc Singer had a scary trip to the hospital this weekend ... TMZ has learned the actor was taken by ambulance after experiencing some pain. Sources tell TMZ ... paramedics responded to Marc's Los Angeles-area home Saturday…
Shawn Oliver's campaign for Massachusetts lieutenant governor has come to a screeching halt ... after the Republican candidate was busted for allegedly driving drunk and flipping his SUV into several parked cars. The wild crash went down around…
Bianca Censori has never been one to cover up ... and her latest date night with Kanye West was certainly no exception. The couple was spotted leaving the Living Room Club in Los Angeles after partying with friends ... and while Ye kept things…
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