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• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
• Watch moment WSJ journalist appears in Russian court
Nürburgring 24 Hours qualifying saw a scary close call as a driver who fled his burning Porsche was nearly struck by another car on the circuit.
Eric Church delivers a powerful commencement speech, the NFL schedule release is pointless and J-Lo promotes her new Netflix rom-com "Office Romance."
The GOAT debate rages on as Nick Wright claims Kobe Bryant was never the best player in the world, sparking major pushback from basketball fans.
Small business owners sound the alarm as NFL Sunday Ticket moves to streaming-only through EverPass Media, raising costs and technical concerns.
Xi Jinping warned Trump that Taiwan could cause clashes and even conflicts between the U.S. and China, injecting tension into the Beijing summit.
FBI offers $200,000 reward for former U.S. counterintelligence agent Monica Witt, indicted on espionage charges for allegedly aiding Iran's regime.
Former California esthetician and e.l.f. Cosmetics co-founder Scott-Vincent Borba is set to be ordained as a Catholic priest after leaving his luxury life.
The NFL's expanding national broadcast schedule could weaken Sunday Ticket and RedZone by leaving fewer compelling games in traditional windows.
A Michigan fugitive was allegedly on the run for over 30 years after being accused of killing his roommate, a punk rock vocalist, in 1993 Detroit.
Garrick Higgo received a two-shot penalty at the PGA Championship for being late to his tee time at Aronimink Golf Club, but still shot 1-under par.
Satire
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Disturbing reports out of the San Francisco County Detention Center revealed that inmates were using their iPad access to watch the San Francisco Giants.
The post Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl appeared first on The Onion.
TEMPE, AZ — After taking a look under the hood of the Barton family's Dodge Caravan, local mechanic Terry Ricks admitted that he has absolutely no clue how the van was still functioning.
HOUSTON, TX — Local conservative Brady Jones admitted to friends this week that he was just too tired of political drama to have an opinion about whatever is going on with Kentucky Representative Thomas Massie.
Off Campus, a TV adaptation of the bestselling hockey romance book series, is now streaming. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the show. Q: What is it about? A: An “opposites attract” relationship between two college students who are different kinds of hot. Q: Where is it set?
TOPEKA, KS — Local hero Greg Miller was praised this week for his keen observation skills after courageously informing his wife, Sarah, that she looked "tired."
BEIJING — President Donald Trump's meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping was going swimmingly until Trump made a crucial (but common) error: gifting Xi a large jar of honey from the White House beehive.
FORT WAYNE, IN—Upon realizing his most meaningful social interactions now took place among people he had never actually encountered in the flesh, local man Andrew Riley confided to reporters Wednesday that he was horrified to find himself seeking community online. Riley, a 33-year-old account mana
Thanks to his swift rise from first-term Ohio senator to next-in-line for the presidency, JD Vance is thought by many to represent the vanguard of the Republican Party. The Onion sat down with the vice president to discuss his views on faith, the Trump administration’s goals, and his future ambiti
Tara Knox and Sean Blackwell: The civil union brings Blackwell’s lifetime dating record to 3-14-1.
The post Tara Knox and Sean Blackwell appeared first on The Onion.
UKIAH, CA—Calling the blatant display of favoritism unfair to both his child and the other players on the field, local father David McKenzie reportedly stormed over to the sidelines of an ongoing youth soccer game Saturday afternoon to demand that the coach play his unathletic son less. “Josh ha
NEW YORK—In an effort to focus on the incredible array of bathing suits featured in its pages, Sports Illustrated announced Wednesday that it would be removing all the distracting models from the magazine’s swimsuit edition. “It has come to our attention that the buxom women we usually feature
U.S. — The results of a groundbreaking new study appear to show that the reason today's children routinely struggle with mathematics is because they no longer play computer games from the bestselling Math Blaster! franchise.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Mayor Karen Bass struck back at mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt on Wednesday, warning the surviving Angelenos who hadn't been stabbed to death by a hobo that his rhetoric was dangerous.
U.S. — In a move that even some within the entertainment industry are branding as "too far", director Christopher Nolan has cast actor Steve Buscemi as Helen of Troy.
The State Department has begun revoking passports of parents who owe a significant amount in unpaid child support, beginning with those owing $100,000 or more. What do you think?
The post U.S. Revokes Passports Of Parents Who Owe Child Support appeared first on The Onion.
Passengers aboard the cruise ship at the epicenter of a deadly hantavirus outbreak have returned to their home countries, where they will be quarantined and monitored. What do you think?
The post Passengers From Hantavirus-Stricken Cruise Ship Return Home appeared first on The Onion.
As you may have heard, The New York Times revealed this week that Israel has a secret animal training program that literally teaches dogs how to waterboard prisoners. Scarily, that's not all they're teaching animals. Here are seven more shocking things that The New York Times has reported that Israe
OGDEN, UT — As the great Khan once stood admiring the vast reaches of his empire, so local man Philip Bauer stood this morning, watching as his freshly-repaired sprinkler no longer watered the driveway.
Sports
Anaheim is in a must-win situation, and it's a critical Game 5 in Buffalo.
With nearly two full rounds in the books, here are the top takeaways that will influence the rest of the playoffs.
The lore of the plastic swords has been more expansive than the quantity of them in existence.
Giannis could be leaving Milwaukee. And according to the odds, his next landing spot could be a historic franchise in the East.
Louisville Bats shunned on-field promotions, videoboard shenanigans, outside music and ad-reads.
You may know Cristo Fernández as Dani Rojas in the hit series "Ted Lasso," but now he's living out his soccer dreams for real with El Paso Locomotive.
Biggest takeaways from the first stretch of 5-on-5 scrimmages in Chicago.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
MLS players find themselves in a precarious position: meeting their heroes and facing their wrath.
The first World Cup final halftime show will be headlined by global superstars Madonna, Shakira and boy band BTS.
Malik Nabers underwent a second procedure on his right knee earlier this offseason and the Giants remain hopeful the wide receiver will be ready for Week 1, a source confirmed to ESPN.
Starting with an intriguing decision at the top of the board, here's how the first 40 picks of this July's draft could play out.
The Indianapolis 500 is one of the toughest races in the world to win. Previous winners and aspiring winners tell us why.
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Not sure who to root for in the Indy 500? Here are superlatives, fun facts and insights to help you pick a new favorite driver.
The Dodgers' superstar pitcher-hitter is officially chasing Paul Skenes for the title of best pitcher in the National League.
A 3 ball bet is a wager on which of three golfers will shoot the lowest score in a round. Learn how 3 ball betting works, dead heat rules, and how it compares to 2 ball bets on FOX Sports.
Some drivers are staying put, while others' fates still hang in the balance. Here's the latest from NASCAR's silly season.
Tech
The Tourer model features a fold-out mattress, removable window binds and more.
The distinction between various flavors of HDMI can get a bit technical.
Today on Uncanny Valley, we discuss how Donald Trump’s visit to China could influence conversations between world leaders at a moment when the economic and foreign policy stakes couldn’t be higher.
Lots of our most-recommended headphones, power banks, and other gadgets are on sale for Memorial Day.
It reportedly uses Wi-Fi to directly connect to the Xbox Cloud Gaming service, for lower latency.
HTTP Live Streaming support will let Apple Podcasts play Spotify-hosted video podcasts.
An extra $50 will get you even nicer materials on the already high-end headphones.
Uncertainty in the Middle East is apparently forcing the location change.
Maybe NIMBYs are right for once.
It’s one of the best times of the year to buy a mattress, and deals on our favorite models have already started.
OpenAI found no evidence that user data was accessed.
Google describes it as a regional test.
RNDA 3 players can start using it in over 300 games this July.
Watch fans spent a week falling in love with colorful Royal Oak wristwatches that didn’t exist—then the real thing arrived. Now, fantasy is becoming a manufacturing opportunity.
The InstaFarm makes growing your own microgreens practical at home.
The first generation to truly grow up online, Generation Z and their cohort live in a social media ecosystem that blends facts and feelings. It’s significantly shifting how they understand what’s true.
These bookshelf speakers are excellent for music playback, but you'll want to stick with a soundbar for theater-shaking surround sound.
The HelloFresh meal kit has harnessed AI and modern logistics to field the most impressively gigantic menu I have ever seen. Recipe times are still lies, though.
A bustling underground ecosystem is providing criminals with the tools to unlock iPhones—and wage phishing attacks against their contacts to access bank accounts and more.
From designer straws to magnet-sealed leather pouches, the platform is awash in products seemingly built for coke—despite Meta’s policies on drug paraphernalia.
Entertainment
Hayden Panettiere's estranged mom has some harsh judgment about her daughter's upcoming memoir ... accusing the actress of giving her "20 years of trauma" -- and suggesting the whole thing's more about selling books than healing wounds. Lesley…
Spencer Pratt could be back in the reality show biz if he's elected Mayor of Los Angeles ... because he signed a contract to document the first family of L.A. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Pratt inked a deal with Los Angeles…
Kathy Ireland says her longtime business managers are dodging her lawsuit ... and she's asking a judge to let her serve them documents via local California newspapers. The model filed a new motion Thursday ... in which she claims her former money…
Taylor Swift is skipping traditional save the dates and doing things her own way ... 'cause TMZ has learned she is personally calling celeb friends to give them a heads up about her upcoming wedding to Travis Kelce. Sources with direct knowledge…
Your Thirsty Thursday just got better -- can you guess which Hollywood hottie put her summer-ready bod on full display in this poolside pic?! This 27-year-old is an L.A. native. She's a model, singer ... and her parents are also in the…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 10:30 AM and 12:00 PM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's…
Trouble keeps finding its way to Chris Brown's front gate ... because TMZ has learned cops were called BACK to his home Thursday morning over yet another trespassing -- and it's the same guy as last night. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ...…
Coming up next ... the "Suite Life" of parenthood! Barbara Palvin and Dylan Sprouse ... are having a baby! TMZ has learned the couple is expecting their first child together ... with bébé Sprouse due sometime around August or September. The pair…
Jacob is a self-described "whiny Gen Zer" ... and he's picking up the battle cry of booting old folks from Congress ... but 87-year-old Rep. Maxine Waters doesn't see it that way. Our TMZ DC guy ran into the Congresswoman from L.A. Thursday, and…
The U.S. Senate is finally getting a little taste of its own medicine ... 'cause they’ll now lose their paychecks during future government shutdowns too. The Senate unanimously passed a resolution Thursday blocking senators from getting paid when…
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