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The second James Comey indictment over a seashell Instagram post draws criticism from legal experts and even Trump allies who call it "embarrassing."
Cultural preservation groups urged a federal judge to issue a preliminary injunction blocking major renovations to the Kennedy Center ahead of the scheduled project.
A Georgia man said he lost his fingers and lower legs to amputation after allegedly being denied critical medical care at the Fulton County Jail.
LAPD Chief Jim McDonnell warns Los Angeles is not prepared to secure the 2028 Olympics, citing staffing shortages and a lack of dedicated funding.
The House approved a budget blueprint funding immigration enforcement for the rest of Trump's term, a key step to ending the DHS funding lapse.
Ving Rhames, the 66-year-old "Mission: Impossible" star, reportedly collapsed while eating at a North Hollywood restaurant but is now on his way home from the hospital.
Patrick Muldoon's cause of death was a heart attack, according to his death certificate. The "Melrose Place" alum died April 19 at his Beverly Hills home.
A 19-year-old in Spain faces a 15-month suspended prison sentence for racist slurs directed at Marcus Rashford during a match, igniting a free speech controversy.
Rich Creek Mayor Paul Morrison allegedly arrived drunk at a Norfolk Southern train derailment site and was subsequently arrested for public intoxication.
Hall of Famer Tom Flores passed the No. 15 torch to Raiders first overall pick Fernando Mendoza, calling the Heisman Trophy winner "perfect."
Satire
PHILADELPHIA—Expressing confusion over whether they were witnessing a sanctioned in-game antic or the feral behavior of a mascot gone rogue, Philadelphia Flyers fans reported Tuesday that they weren’t sure if Gritty was actually supposed to be eating a live bird. “He went straight from a sill
The post Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew appeared first on The Onion.
UNITED STATES — After seeing Ben Sasse's incredible faith in God and upstanding moral character, the nation now understands why the former senator had to leave politics behind.
LEE'S SUMMIT, MO — Traveling to and from work followed its standard pattern this morning, as a local dad once again split his commute between worshipping the Lord Jesus Christ and cursing out bad drivers.
King Charles III and his wife Queen Camilla arrived in the U.S. to attend a state dinner at the White House, highlighting the countries’ “special relationship” amid strained diplomatic relations. What do you think?
The post King Charles Visits U.S. For State Dinner appeared first on The Onion.
SANTA MONICA, CA — According to sources, a local vegan Crossfitter cyclist has become increasingly frustrated in his social life because he never knows what to tell people about first.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shortly before the United States Supreme Court issued its ruling on Louisiana's proposed redrawing of its congressional map, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson reportedly asked fellow Justice Clarence Thomas if it was too late to ask who this "Gerry Mander" person was.
NEW YORK CITY, NY — Facing a significant budget crisis, Mayor Zohran Mamdani confirmed he had called his mother to ask if he can borrow $4 billion.
U.S. — The growing rift between the political right and left in the country became even more evident this week, as a new poll showed that a majority of Democrats believe the Lincoln assassination was staged.
A University of Wisconsin lab employee admitted to poisoning a coworker’s water bottle with chloroform after the coworker received a promotion. What do you think?
The post Scientist Accused Of Poisoning Colleague Who Got Promotion appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a devastating setback to the Democratic Party, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that they have to stop being racist.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump presented King Charles with a beautiful new toothbrush as part of the monarch's visit to the United States.
The post Jazz Guy Has Little Hat And Everything appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Calling the past month one of the droopiest on record, officials at AARP issued a strong April jowls report Tuesday. “We’re pleased to announce that the rate of sagging jawlines since March has exceeded even our flappiest projections,” said AARP spokesperson Janet Reyes, adding t
WASHINGTON—In an effort to reduce gas prices while “President Dad” worked to reopen “the Street of Hummus [sic],” Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly broke another blender Wednesday during an attempt to make oil out of charcoal. “Ugh, we made smoke instead of gas, but we’re gett
ROLAND, AR—Expressing frustration that the rabid Cabinet member had completely decimated the cattle inventory, local farmer Lindon Trelby told reporters he purchased a guard dog Tuesday to protect his livestock from Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. “I first knew somethin
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “For too long, weak-on-fun Democrats have prevented our country from exercising this beloved tradit
Sports
Many of Europe's top players could be on the move this summer. We pick nine of them and outline their best fit.
AC Milan forward Rafael Leão could move to Manchester United in a deal that sees a player move in the other direction. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Amid uncertainty about the Saudi-backed tour's future, multiple representatives for LIV Golf players have started to reach out to the PGA Tour to explore what a path back would look like, a source told ESPN on Wednesday.
Cade Cunningham scored a franchise playoff-record 45 points, including a step-back jumper with 32 seconds left, as the Pistons beat the Magic to stave off elimination.
Limited in the first four games, Dennis Schroder broke out in Wednesday's Game 5, scoring 11 of his 19 points in the fourth as the Cavs won 125-120 to take a 3-2 series lead.
Cam York scored 17:32 into overtime and chucked his stick into the stands in a wild celebration to send the Flyers into the second round for the first time in six years with a 1-0 Game 6 win over the Penguins on Wednesday night.
Sidney Crosby is hoping the end of the Penguins' season Wednesday night wasn't the end of his and Kris Letang's time playing with Evgeni Malkin.
Brett Howden's goal late Wednesday night against the Mammoth put the Golden Knights one victory away from winning the first-round series.
Cardinals rookie Nathan Church made a game-ending, leaping catch at the left-field wall to prevent a walk-off, two-run homer to seal St. Louis' 5-4 win over the Pirates.
Matt Miller picked out his 100 favorite selections, factoring in value, fit and trades. Which pick is No. 1? Which teams dominated the list?
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Here are 10 facts about soccer's most prestigious prize -- the FIFA World Cup Trophy -- that you may not know.
Jose Mourinho has directly responded to the growing speculation linking him with a sensational return to Real Madrid as a replacement for Alvaro Arbeloa. The legendary Portuguese coach, currently in charge of Benfica, also took a moment to reflect on his emotional tenure at Roma, describing the Ital
Antoine Griezmann has made the most of his final home match with Atletico Madrid in the Champions League.
A gentle giant at 6-foot-7, James Wood is impressing at the plate for a surprise Nationals team.
Was the Cowboys' selection of Caleb Downs good enough to make their haul in the 2026 NFL Draft the best?
Rams head coach Sean McVay joined The Herd to discuss selecting Ty Simpson in the first round, and his relationship with Matthew Stafford.
The Dodgers are giving Shohei Ohtani occasional off days at the plate when he's starting on the mound in an attempt to keep him healthy and available with a full pitching workload.
Kalshi Promo Code FOXSPORTS: Get a $10 Trade Bonus for Lakers vs Rockets.
Here are all the latest signings, trades and releases around the NFL.
Tech
Rumors that Sony's new digital rights management (DRM) system might check PlayStation game licenses every 30 days appear not to be true.
Check out our deals for Nike this month, including 15% off select purchases.
Tensions flared on the third day of trial in Musk v. Altman as OpenAI’s lawyers cross-examined Musk.
The CEO wants to make an agent so easy even his mom can use it.
“I believe the technology was deployed too quickly in too vast amounts, with hundreds of vehicles, when it wasn’t really ready,” one police official told federal regulators last month.
Researchers show scammers are using AI-manipulated footage of celebrity interviews to trick users into sharing their personal data.
No need to copy and paste Gemini's outputs anymore.
Has nobody watched Terminator?
Sam Altman apologized for not notifying local authorities last week.
Aleksandra Mendoza, aka Alorah Ziva, alleges that the 20-year-old influencer injected her with drugs on a livestream and had nonconsensual sex with her while she was underage.
A preliminary investigation found the company isn't adequately keeping minors off of Instagram and Facebook.
There are also new generative AI tools, because they must be stuffed into everything.
Start your downloads on May 5.
With US restrictions limiting its access to advanced tech, SenseTime is doubling down on open source with a new model optimized to run on Chinese-made chips.
At least now you can figure out what to wear without physically going to your closet?
Do it for Divine all over again.
Say hello (Moto) to price hikes on all three of Motorola’s latest Razr flip phones.
The Trump administration has effectively forced out more than two dozen experienced lawyers from the DOJ's Voting Section, the part of the agency responsible for upholding the Voting Rights Act.
We consulted preparedness experts and WIRED’s team of testers for the essential gear to keep on hand in case of wildfires, earthquakes, and lord knows what else.
Our remote team clocked serious hours walking, working, and sometimes jogging to find the best under-desk treadmills for home offices and small spaces.
Entertainment
"Owning Manhattan" star Jade Shenker was fighting over her father's finances months before his death ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Jade took issue with the guardian, Bonnie Stevens, refusing to provide her with…
Alessandra Ambrosio is a super model ... and super fit!!! Pure bliss in Bali, the 44 year old slipped into a crochet bikini and looked back at the haters (if she even has any) -- this hot mama's lettin' the people know what she's workin' with 🔥!…
Mike Brown's seat on the New York Knicks' bench is anything but hot, despite whatcha might be reading online -- so says former star John Starks, who tells TMZ Sports the coach is SAFE -- no matter what happens in the playoffs. We caught up with the…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Another year, another May (the) fourth is on the way ... which means fans everywhere will soon be celebrating Star Wars Day! And right now, in a galaxy not at all far,…
Gal Gadot's officially 41 ... and she looks as fine and fabulous as ever. We don't even need the lasso of truth to praise the birthday babe. The alluring actress still stuns in her 40s ... and loves baring her bangin' bikini body by the pool. So…
Pooh Shiesty’s dad, Lontrell Williams Sr., is fighting the prosecutors' attempt to throw him behind bars pending the outcome of his criminal case ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Lontrell -- who was arrested along…
Drew Dodson is breaking his silence after being accused of hooking up with Steven McBee Jr.'s girlfriend, Allie Eklund, and he's pushing back on the cheating claims. Dodson addressed the drama in an Instagram Story, saying he hadn't planned to…
Wesley Han, a non-binary actor famous for their work in "Power Book II: Ghost," is suing a swanky hotel in New York City for harassment and discrimination ... and it sounds like it's all about which bathroom they allegedly used. In a new lawsuit,…
Martha Stewart sounds like she's got a pretty informal relationship with King Charles III ... she says he's just "Chuck" to her. We got Martha on her way out of The Whitby Hotel in New York City on Wednesday and our photog asked her if she was…
Janel Parrish and her husband Chris Long are pulling the plug on their marriage ... because they just filed for divorce ... TMZ has learned. Janel and Chris beelined it to court this week and filed a joint petition asking the court…
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