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Vivek Ramaswamy's controversial ad featuring Amy Acton's mother sparked bipartisan outrage, but a strategist says Acton's COVID-19 record matters more.
The Midnight Mimosa malware campaign hides inside cheap Android phone firmware, giving attackers powerful access before owners even turn devices on.
Texas fans panicked after a report suggested Steve Sarkisian used the new Bevo Lab AI platform to call a critical fourth-down play against Florida.
King Abdullah II vowed the "harshest retaliation" after gunmen opened fire during a funeral at a Greek Orthodox church in Karak, killing at least seven.
America First Legal filed a complaint alleging Rhode Island's Westerly Public Schools facilitates gender transitions without parental consent.
The Fifth Circuit called Judge Henry Wingate's handling of Mississippi's anti-DEI law challenge a "botch job" riddled with AI hallucinations and errors.
ESPN host Michael Wilbon unleashed an expletive-filled rant on "The Dan LeBatard Show," accusing The New York Times of gutting its sports news coverage.
The Atlanta Hawks face the Charlotte Hornets with Jalen Johnson leading a revamped roster, while Brandon Miller tries to carry a depleted squad.
Rebecca Gayheart watched Eric Dane fight for time with daughters during ‘heartbreaking’ final months
Rebecca Gayheart reveals the devastating moment she learned Eric Dane had ALS and how their two daughters navigated his final months together.
Trump slammed the Utah judge in the Charlie Kirk assassination case, saying the trial should take a month, not years, as a 2029 date was proposed by the defense.
Satire
PARIS — Panic spread across the city of Paris today after the Atlanta Falcons announced a surprise visit to France.
The Central Intelligence Agency is experiencing a historic surge of departures as the Trump administration pushes veteran officers to resign or retire. What do you think?
The post CIA Experiencing Mass Exodus appeared first on The Onion.
CHARLOTTE, NC — Night-shift nurse Avani Kaur burst into the hospital room at 2 a.m. this morning to remind recovering mother Lindsay Cullen how critical sleep is for postpartum recovery.
DULUTH, MN — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar narrowly evaded capture by authorities on Thursday as she was seen escaping aboard a Somali pirate ship docked in Lake Superior, shouting, "You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Ilhan Omar!"
With millions of Americans consuming far more sodium than is recommended by doctors, many are looking for ways to cut back. The Onion shares tips for lowering the amount of salt in your diet. Stay away from foods with red-flag terms on the label like “flavor.” Buy fresh, frozen, or canned jerky.
CLIVE, IA—In an effort to make their selection process more robust and holistic, officials at the multistate lottery game Powerball announced Friday the addition of an essay section. “In order to learn more about the wide range of people interested in becoming Powerball winners, we’re asking t
PARIS — To accommodate modern French sensibilities, the NFL has announced that their first ever game to take place in Paris will include special endzone messaging by having "Allahu Akbar" painted onto the field.
BURBANK, CA—Attempting to outline plans for their cinematic universe to fans, producers at DC Studios clarified in a press statement Friday that the new film Clayface was not connected to Matt Reeves’ The Batman, unless they decided it actually was. “With so much confusion over the large-scale
VATICAN CITY—In the latest sign that his health continues to improve, Pope Leo XIV declared Friday in an address to Catholics around the world that he would soon be strong enough to battle God. “To the faithful gathered here, thank you for your support, and know that I now feel better than ever
CHICAGO—Dashing from station to station in a state of pure delirium as he gazed upon the endless spread of complimentary food and drinks, local dad Bruce Etheridge was reportedly losing his fucking mind Tuesday over the box suite amenities at a Blackhawks game. “Holy crap, they got hot dogs, lo
LOS ANGELES—Peeking out from behind the trunk with a mischievous grin on her face, actress Sydney Sweeney announced, “Now my breasts are over here!” from behind an old oak tree Friday. “He-he, it’s me,” said the 29-year-old Euphoria and Anyone But You star, who giggled as she ducked behi
With Representative Ilhan Omar seemingly unsure about whether she accidentally married her brother, millions of women have been left asking themselves a difficult question: Am I married to my brother? Don't worry. We'll help you sort this out.
U.S. — Fans are reportedly more excited than ever for the 2026 World Series, eager to sit down and watch a compelling matchup between Not the Dodgers and Not the Yankees.
SAN FRANCISCO—Immediately reconsidering her decision to treat herself to a little spending spree upon seeing how much it would cost, local woman Christina Rogers reportedly scrapped her plan to splurge Thursday on account of the price. “I told myself I was going to reward my hard work this week
OPHRAH — Before going into battle, Gideon, the son of Joash the Abiezrite, reportedly asked for a third sign to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that the Lord was with him: for a wet fleece to be turned into a tank.
PROVO, UT — Entrepreneur and LDS missionary Ricardo Lopez has begun selling residential solar panels to homeowners who aren't interested in talking about God.
EDEN — Asked by God whether she had consumed fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, Eve replied, "Not to my knowledge."
DAVENPORT, IA—In a shocking and distressing display of self-centered behavior on “this day of all days,” the grown children of Lynn Sullivan confirmed Thursday that their mom was making her birthday entirely about her. “It’s just ‘me, me, me,’ with her today. Unbelievable,” said 19-y
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an interview with MS NOW last night, Representative Ilhan Omar explained that she didn't know that she had married her brother as they were separated at birth to be hidden from their father, Darth Vader.
Sports
Why star contract negotiations have shifted, why OKC is preparing for more roster changes and more.
Which stars shined with their new teams? Which might want a do-over? Ben Golliver examines 12 opening week debuts.
In his first year in charge of the Utes, Scalley has embraced fun and efficiency.
Our college football experts rerank the top 25 players midway through the 2026 season.
Beyond his famous surname and before last week's rally, Carr built a reputation for being unflappable.
The Devils made a major move Friday, acquiring goalie and 3-time Vezina Trophy winner Connor Hellebuyck from the Jets in return for several players and draft picks.
Bills safety and special teams captain Sam Franklin Jr., has won his appeal to overturn the one-game suspension for supposedly spitting at an opponent in the win over the Raiders.
Bayern Munich coach Vincent Kompany is undergoing tests in hospital after collapsing during a training session Friday, the German club confirmed.
Before the WNBA's 30th season wraps up, ESPN voted on the league's all-time greatest players. There's a new No. 1.
Buccaneers quarterback Baker Mayfield will make his return following a three-game absence, but he will be without his top target in wide receiver Emeka Egbuka.
New York Yankees World Series MVP Hideki Matsui is the new manager of the Yomiuri Giants, whom he played for before coming to MLB.
The Brewers and Rays both made changes to their postseason rosters before the World Series.
Colts backup QB Anthony Richardson faces a misdemeanor possession of marijuana charge following a traffic stop earlier this month.
Jacksonville Jaguars starting left tackle Anton Harrison will miss the remainder of the season after tearing a ligament in his right knee.
FOX Sports' college football pick 'em breakdown for Week 8's top games.
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Tech
The brand’s lovely selection of hand-knotted and handwoven wool rugs at reasonable prices make it a WIRED-staff favorite.
The first folding iPhone Duo is here, alongside the 18 Pro and 18 Pro Max, but they’re not your only options. We have all the details on Apple’s smartphone lineup to help you find the right model.
The trillionaire has given more than $445 million to Republican political groups this election cycle, as Democrats vow to investigate him.
The new restrictions are a test which is explicitly not supposed to impact these entities.
Time to dust off the click wheel.
Meta got hit this week with its biggest fine yet, the latest in a mounting pile of court-ordered payments.
Greece has passed a social media ban for kids under 15 after after announcing the measure earlier this year.
NVIDIA's RTX Spark platform is off to a good start, but the ProArt P16 is really only meant for AI fanatics.
Samsung’s cute compact is for those who want the smallest possible phone. Performance and camera are solid, but it’s pricier than its predecessor.
A protective case and an accessory box make it easy to travel with the TT Pro.
People who reserved the Cybertruck in Australia and New Zealand will soon get a refund, because Tesla now won't release it there.
This feature common to VPN services gives you protection and privacy specifically when and where you need it.
Great for typing and fine for gaming, but too many compromises keep this mechanical keyboard from leveling up your play.
CES 2026 loved these innovative headphones that transform into a Bluetooth speaker. After living with them, I’m impressed by the engineering, but less impressed by the sound.
Upward, a newly relaunched Christian app, is pitching trad values to a generation that barely even dates.
Here’s how to pick the best mattress for your sleep needs, straight from a professional mattress tester.
Oura has sued Ultrahuman again in a Texas federal court over its latest product, the Ring Pro.
Warhound is genetically engineering dogs for the military, law enforcement and first responder operations.
Publisher Pantaloon says the Playbill won't feature games that use generative AI in any way.
Spotify is trying to make some Premium Family members prove they live at the same address.
Entertainment
It turns out Kim Kardashian's "absolutely not mad" at Paris Hilton for blowing off an interview for her book over a dozen times ... at least according to someone in Paris' inner circle. A source close to Paris tells TMZ … the interview was being…
The FBI has offered its support to Philippine officials investigating Thomas Markle Sr.'s alleged possession of child pornography ... TMZ has learned. An official with the FBI tells TMZ ... "The FBI is aware of the allegations and will provide…
A woman from Florida died in Italy after plunging nearly 1,000 feet off a mountain ... going over the edge while trying to take a photo at an overlook. Michelle Alejandra Rubio Leiva was in the Dolomite Mountains last weekend with her family when…
A resurfaced clip from Ethan Klein's podcast isn't aging well in the wake of his estranged wife's bombshell cheating allegations ... because he once said he can't stand cheaters. In the old clip from his "H3 Podcast," Ethan is talking about the Try…
Dana White risked a MILLION DOLLARS on a single Baccarat hand in Sin City ... and then posted a video of the insane moment, taking a victory lap after the huge win! The UFC boss, who's filthy rich (but no one wants to lose a mil), long dreamed of…
Happy Friday! Can you guess which actress is showing off her killer bust?!? This babe is best known for her roles in "Scooby-Doo" as well as "Freaks and Geeks" ... and most recently, she played a killer mom in the horror series "Crystal Lake."…
BRING ON THE BOBS!!! Ariana Grande and Billie Eilish debuted new hair this week -- with both pop singers rockin' a fresh short 'do -- but who are you cutting from the lineup, and who is your sexy shorty?! The question here is: Who'd You Rather?!…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 10:30 AM and 12:00 PM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's…
The Mississippi police officer who fatally shot a 1-year-old boy after opening fire on a car in a Walmart parking lot has resigned. Sgt. Hunter Foster -- who had been cleared of any wrongdoing by the Mississippi Attorney General's Office -- stepped…
The girls are fighting ... because Paris Hilton blew off being interviewed for Kim Kardashian's biography a whopping 17 times. "Citizen Kim" author Jonathan Van Meter told The Hollywood Reporter that Paris repeatedly bailed on him when he tried to…
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