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New York City Police Department Detective Jose Mercedes walked out of Jacobi Medical Center after being stabbed multiple times in a Bronx robbery.
A convicted felon from Massachusetts pleaded guilty to illegally importing plutonium from Russia and selling it to customers in the U.S. and abroad.
All the haters who didn't want to watch the Atlanta Falcons in three straight primetime games need to change their minds, Bijan Robinson is a must-watch.
Ben Rice's two-homer effort wasn't enough as three first-inning errors and a bases-loaded failure left the Yankees reeling in a 5-2 ALDS loss.
A longtime chef at Nobu Malibu was napping in his parked car before his shift when a speeding 16-year-old slammed his Range Rover into his sedan.
Braden Montgomery's clutch double and Grant Taylor's heroic relief work lifted the Chicago White Sox to a 4-3 win over the Cleveland Guardians.
The Mark Foley scandal nearly ended Dennis Hastert's career, but federal investigators later uncovered far darker secrets about the former House Speaker.
Ray Kerr's shutout innings against the Dodgers in NLDS Game 2 show why even a Major League Baseball superteam can't guarantee a World Series repeat.
Vladimir Putin faces compounding crises as a Siberian plague researcher's death adds to the Ukraine war toll and Russia's faltering economy.
President Trump cleared the way for Nidal Malik Hasan to face an Army firing squad nearly 17 years after the Fort Hood massacre that killed 13 people.
Satire
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U.S. — With unrest drawing attention around the globe and the November midterm elections coming up soon, Democrats made it a point to blame President Donald Trump's cuts to USAID for slowing the communist takeover of the West.
WOODSTOCK, ME — Shouts of "BOOOO!" could be heard coming from a cabin in the woods as a man later identified as podcast host Tucker Carlson became increasingly frustrated while watching Indiana Jones defeat the Nazis, neighbors said.
NEW YORK, NY — Against all odds, a young, attractive blonde woman managed to land a job working at Fox News.
NASHVILLE, TN — Prison officials admitted they were unsure how to go about executing a woman who was currently being kept alive by a ventilator that is plugged into a power outlet in the wall.
WASHINGTON—Faced with a weekend of dismal ticket sales that ranked among the worst in the megastar’s career, a smiling, unblinking Tom Cruise calmly stated Monday that he just wanted to know why the nation didn’t turn out to see his new movie Digger. “Relax, I’m not gonna fly off the hand
SAN ANTONIO, TX — A group of archaeologists at the University of Texas in San Antonio excitedly announced the discovery of a massive skeleton that could provide evidence for the existence of the Nephilim. Sadly, however, the bones were ultimately discovered to belong to a giant Halloween yard skel
PARIS — The broader French populace became persuaded by the justness of the protesters' cause after seeing them use a homemade blowtorch to set a woman's face on fire.
DARLINGTON, OH—In an obvious attempt to appeal to the county’s different demographic, U.S. House of Representatives candidate Jim Richardson reportedly showed up Monday to a campaign event in a rural part of Ohio’s 12 Congressional District with a different wife. “It’s natural for a candi
Trump has directed his administration to build a triumphal arch in Washington, D.C., to commemorate the nation’s 250th anniversary. The Onion looks at the key facts and figures behind the new monument. 4 Barrons tall at highest point 17 Engraved typos 1 Additional arch needed to make McDonald’s
INDIANAPOLIS—As he maintained steady eye contact and periodically murmured, “Yeah, man,” ESPN host Pat McAfee could be seen nodding along Tuesday during a broadcast of his talk show in which Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Aaron Rodgers delivered a two-hour monologue extolling the health benef
WASHINGTON—During an address to the nation Tuesday in which he claimed to have obtained definitive proof that the election was stolen, President Donald Trump presented bombshell evidence showing his opponent Joe Biden actively campaigned against him throughout the 2020 presidential race. Trump, wh
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LOS ANGELES—Smiling to himself as he reflected on all the years his mother and father had discouraged him from chasing his dream, local man Aaron Traylor told reporters Friday that his parents had been forced to eat crow ever since he made it as a Beetlejuice impersonator. “They told me I neede
Sports
Manchester United are tracking SC Freiburg striker Igor Matanovic alongside Arsenal and Chelsea. Transfer Talk has the latest.
From atmosphere to unique structures, some places are harder to play than others. Here are the clubs who benefit the most.
In the era of the long ball, the Rays want to win with something a little closer to home.
The Chiefs had been monitoring and receiving updates on Hill's rehab and training sessions even before the injuries to Tyquan Thornton and Rashee Rice.
The NFL has suspended line judge Jeff Seeman for two games for appearing to swear at Cardinals tight end Trey McBride. Referee Adrian Hill has been suspended one game for a separate incident in the Vikings' win over the Dolphins.
QB Dante Moore participated in Oregon's practice Monday, two weeks after he sustained a concussion against USC, coach Dan Lanning said.
Padres manager Craig Sammen dismissed the notion that Mason Miller struggled in the ninth inning of Sunday's loss due to pitch-tipping, but did note he might not let him pitch multiple innings again this postseason.
Rams coach Sean McVay says his assistant coaches will learn from their viral interaction with Eagles fans during Sunday's win over Philadelphia.
After another week of big wins and surprising upsets, we break down the top 25 through Week 5.
The Yankees committed four errors, including three in the first inning, among other miscues in a shocking display of postseason baseball, as New York lost 5-2 to the Tampa Bay Rays in Game 2 of the American League Division Series.
Our weekly look at the NFL's best includes two monster games from receivers CeeDee Lamb and Tetairoa McMillan.
Here is what stood out from Day 3 of the MLB Division Series.
We have a shake up at the top of our power rankings, while a team moved up six spots. despite a loss this week.
The Rams stand alone atop the Super Bowl oddsboard after a dramatic comeback, while the Falcons soar after two dominant wins. See the latest odds after Week 4.
Here are the plays that stood out from NFL Week 4, from Drake Maye's heroics to Dak Prescott's big game vs. Houston.
All of a sudden, the Falcons appear to have one of the best offenses in the NFL. Here are our takeaways from their win over the Saints.
Get prepared for the second round of the MLB postseason with FOX Sports' divisional series hub.
Check out the odds and what to know for the Rays-Yankees ALDS series.
Week 4 is in the books, and two expected Super Bowl contenders are fading. See the latest NFL postseason odds.
Our Best and Worst from Week 4 also includes a play that went viral but didn't count and a trick play that never should have happened.
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Foldable phones have unique durability concerns thanks to their moving parts and internal screens.
macOS is now a far healthier platform for gaming than it was just a few years ago, but it can't compete with Windows in many ways.
Mini PCs offer a convenient form factor, but a laptop is ready to go with you anywhere. There's no perfect answer.
CarPlay's widgets let you check info quickly, which is a great option for apps that aren't otherwise supported.
TV and laptop repairs can get expensive in a hurry, so getting a warranty sounds smart. But is it really?
That's a nicer name than 'stalker mode.'
Wikimedia says it's "deeply concerned about the impact of 'rogue' AI agents on platforms like ours.
There aren't many details on these upcoming game adaptations just yet.
This move is to comply with the EU's new AI transparency rules.
Typically, it means faster charging speeds and bi-directional charging.
Entertainment
President Trump's hatred for liberals reached new heights at a rally Monday night when he suggested that Iran wipe out Los Angeles and San Diego. The commander-in-chief was speaking at the political rally in Nebraska when he made the shocking…
Before this kid sittin' in his chair was up on the big screen, he was just lookin' cool in a snazzy outfit, and kicking off his acting career when he was just 6 years old ... His iconic roles include Scott Evil, Kenny Fisher, and "Napster." He also…
Happy Tuesday! Can you guess the rapper spilling out of her top?! We'll give you a few hints ... but then its up to you to match a face to the bustin' babe. This boobalicious hottie has collabed with some of music's biggest names like Taylor Swift,…
Sophie Silva is going all out for spooky season ... slipping into a lineup of wild costumes that are anything but subtle. The social media star has been showing off a whole closet of eye-popping looks ... rocking everything from Poison Ivy and…
Not many moments will go down in reality TV history like Brady Booker losing part of his thumb on Survivor 51 ... so you know we had to immediately ask him all about the WILD scene! Brady was a guest on "The TMZ Podcast" and he broke down…
Jim Bakker, the televangelist who built a Christian television empire with his former wife, Tammy Faye Bakker, has died. His wife, Lori Bakker, announced Jim died Monday evening saying he devoted 66 years to preaching the Gospel and remained…
A lawyer for one of the Cornell fraternity brothers being sued over the alleged gang rape blasted the university during the investigation back in 2025 ... TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained an alleged email, dated May 16, 2025, from an attorney named…
Dolly Parton's nephew is asking the court to pump the brakes on his ongoing estate battle ... TMZ has learned. Sources tell TMZ ... Bryan Seaver asked Monday to push back his Oct. 9 hearing by 10 days after struggling to find counsel in Tennessee.…
Caleb Flynn was sentenced to life in prison for murdering his wife, Ashley, but the biggest blow might've come from his young daughters. The girls’ uncle, Matthew Keyt, read 10-year-old Ava's scathing statement in court before the "American Idol"…
It sounds like Zak Bagans has another ghost adventure brewing ... this time in the Vegas bunker house he just bought, TMZ has learned. The "Ghost Adventures" star dropped $4.5 mil on the 16,000-square-foot property, which boasts painted skies, fake…
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