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House punts Trump spy powers extension after conservatives block deal, forcing end-of-month showdown
The FISA Section 702 surveillance program hit a temporary roadblock after House conservatives rejected a long-term extension early Friday morning.
The State Department said it imposed visa restrictions on 26 individuals under the expanded policy targeting those acting for U.S. adversaries.
Singer D4vd, whose real name is David Burke, was arrested in connection with the murder of 14-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez in LA, LAPD says.
A Mexican national illegal alien accused of randomly setting a NYC apartment on fire that killed four could be released due to the city's sanctuary policies, DHS says.
Teddy Knox, who was racing Rashee Rice's Lamborghini in a 2024 Dallas crash, was ordered to pay $2.88 million in a default judgment lawsuit.
The Trump administration canceled an $11 million Catholic Charities contract in Miami, citing a drop in illegal immigration and fewer unaccompanied minors.
Blue Panther defeated Último Guerrero in a legends match at CMLL's historic first solo U.S. show held at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas Thursday.
Former Louisiana teacher Marisa Noel faces 25 charges, including indecent behavior with juveniles and first-degree rape, the sheriff's office said.
Joe Rogan endorses Spencer Pratt for Los Angeles mayor, saying he would absolutely vote for the reality TV star if he still lived in California.
Ashanti Allen, a 23-year-old woman who disappeared while eight months pregnant, was found dead in Houston, her family confirmed. No arrests have been reported.
Satire
The post Sure, Nation Won’t Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry appeared first on The Onion.
The White House announced the construction of a 250-ft "United States Triumphal Arch" in honor of the nation's 250th anniversary, which sounds good until you realize just how racist it is.
VATICAN CITY — Seated inside a fortress with 40-foot walls and surrounded by Swiss guards, Pope Leo XIV cautioned the rest of the world's population not to fear mass Islamic migration.
SCOTUS Rules Death Penalty Is OK For People Who Post 'BREAKING' And A Siren Emoji Before Every Tweet
U.S. — In a landmark decision sure to send shockwaves across the social media influencing sphere, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled that the death penalty is OK for people who post "BREAKING" and a red siren emoji before every tweet.
The post Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas appeared first on The Onion.
The post White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’ appeared first on The Onion.
REDWOOD CITY, CA — Older woman Laura Middleson reportedly went to her local wellness spa and had the clinician there inject her with Botox so she could look like an older woman who had been injected with Botox.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump unveiled plans on Thursday for the construction of a massive Triumphal Double Golden Arch in the nation's capital.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A comedian who is paid millions of dollars annually to make people laugh appeared on a podcast to explain to the American people that it is not his job to be funny.
PORTLAND, OR — Local residents were greeted Saturday morning by an atheist missionary who politely asked if they had a few moments to talk about nothing.
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced that the city was going to spend a whopping $30 million on his city-run supermarket, with the project expected to take three years to build.
After leaving fans waiting for more than four years, Euphoria is back for its third and final season. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the HBO drama. Q: Which members of the cast are returning? A: Willingly, none of them. Q: How many episodes will there be? A: This season will make
Nuptials were held at the same convenience store where the bride first threatened to put a bullet in the groom’s skull if he didn’t empty the fucking register.
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NEW YORK—In an eight-hour-long video posted Tuesday to the Criterion Collection’s YouTube channel, actor Nick Offerman can be seen paying a visit to the Criterion Closet to rebuild the film library’s shelves. “Don’t tell me you’ve been using particle board in here,” said the 55-year-o
WATERBURY, CT—Admitting his career had come between him and what mattered most, local man Andrew Tesser confirmed Thursday that mounting work obligations had caused him to seriously neglect his relationship with alcohol. “I thought I had it under control, but then I got promoted, and suddenly I
STANFORD, CA—Calling it a “pretty slow one” as far as natural selection and genetic drift were concerned, biologists from Stanford University confirmed Tuesday that not much evolution happened today. “According to our observations over the past 24 hours, the vast majority of species on eart
ATHENS, GA—Noting that the dead body was “far more handsome” than her deceased brother, local woman Danielle Lundy confirmed the casket she purchased this week still had a stock corpse inside. “I get that they want to sell caskets, but it feels kind of dishonest to put these perfect dead bod
Roblox announced the introduction of new age-based accounts for young users that allow for greater parental controls, preventing players under 16 from fully accessing the chat function. What do you think?
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Sports
Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Archie Gray is being considered for a summer move by Bayern Munich and Liverpool. Transfer Talk has the latest.
The NWSL's board of governors is expected to vote later this month on whether to flip the league's calendar to a fall-to-spring season, multiple sources told ESPN.
Napheesa Collier has signed a one-year, $1.4 million supermax contract to return to Minnesota, sources said.
The Oilers' Connor McDavid won his sixth Art Ross title as the NHL scoring leader, finishing the regular season with 138 points after Thursday's four-assist performance in a 6-1 win over the Canucks.
Guardians rookie Parker Messick's bid for MLB's first no-hitter of 2026 was broken up in the ninth inning, but Cleveland held on for a 4-2 win over the Orioles on Thursday night.
Mike Trout homered for the fifth time during a four-game series at Yankee Stadium by crushing a 446-foot drive in the seventh inning.
The Devils have hired Sunny Mehta, who was an assistant GM when the Panthers won the Stanley Cup the past two years, as their general manager.
A Texas court on Wednesday issued a default judgment of more than $2.8 million against Theodore Knox, the co-defendant in one of the civil lawsuits against Chiefs receiver Rashee Rice stemming from a 2024 street racing crash in Dallas.
Oklahoma's Faith Torrez made her all-around season debut Thursday night and defeated Olympic and world champions to claim NCAA gymnastics' highest individual honor.
You know about the reveal mishap. Here's what went into creating the sculpture that will forever honor a Seattle icon.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Which of the USA's World Cup hopefuls are trending up and down ahead of yet another busy slate of club matches?
Here are the results from Week 4 of the 2026 UFL season.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules and results for all eight teams.
Martín Zubimendi has dismissed ongoing rumors linking him with a move to Real Madrid, insisting his focus is entirely on securing silverware with Arsenal.
FOX Soccer analyst Stu Holden joined The Herd to discuss the expectations of the USA ahead of the World Cup.
Cleveland Guardians rookie Parker Messick came up three outs short of breaking the longest no-hitter drought held by an MLB franchise.
Major injuries to the league's most popular team have affected both bettors and books heading into the playoffs. Patrick Everson reports.
José Caballero could force the New York Yankees into a difficult decision with Anthony Volpe on the verge of making his return.
The home run race is already heating up, as Aaron Judge and Mike Trout are surging early. Check out the latest odds on who will lead MLB in homers.
Tech
Tokyo is succeeding where the rest of the world has failed, reducing its reliance on Beijing for crucial rare earth elements—thanks to an enormous underwater deposit discovered on a remote island.
Casely has reannounced a recall of its Power Pods 5,000mAh MagSafe E33A charger after dozens of people were injured and one even killed by the defective devices, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission (USCPSC) announced. It's recommended that you stop using the devices immediately, dispose of the
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Bluesky is once again having a wobble. The platform said some of its systems are down and that it’s “investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos” (that’s Bluesky’s typo, not mine). The issue appears to have started at 1:42AM ET and was still persisting as of 11AM when this
Netflix co-founder and current chairman Reed Hastings is leaving the streaming company’s board in June to focus on "his philanthropy and other pursuits," according to a shareholder letter released alongside Netflix's Q1 earnings. Hastings has served as chairman of Netflix's board since 2023, a rol
Perplexity has just released Personal Computer. The software, which is available starting today for Mac, builds on the multi-model orchestration capabilities the company debuted with Perplexity Computer at the end of February. Like Claude Cowork (and, as of today, OpenAI Codex too), it's a suite of
A Call of Duty movie is still happening, but don't hold your breath for it to hit screens any time soon. Today, the popular FPS' social media revealed that the movie's theatrical release date will be June 30, 2028. A film adaptation of the game franchise was first revealed last year, and shortly a
A model of the cyclic universe suggests that dark matter could be a population of black holes predating the Big Bang.
Blackmagic Camera is one of the more powerful third-party smartphone camera apps available and it's now even more useful for solo creators. Blackmagic Design just announced that the latest iOS version 3.3 now supports Apple Watch, letting you control the app and monitor video remotely from your wris
Meta is starting to test a long-overdue facelift for Threads on web. The company's head of Threads Connor Hayes showed off a new look for the web version of Threads that finally adds direct messaging and makes it easier to navigate between multiple feeds. The new layout adds a bunch of new shortcuts
The European Commission has proposed new measures for Google aimed at bringing the tech giant's search business into compliance with the Digital Markets Act. In order to allow third-party online search engines to be competitive with Google, the EC has recommended that Google permit those services to
While I dabble in other Overwatch modes, I spend the vast majority of my time there in Mystery Heroes, a casual mode in which you load in as a random character and automatically switch to another one when you respawn. It's by far my favorite way to play Overwatch (which I do a lot!), since it helps
Playdate is getting a third season of curated, surprise games, Panic announced today. We don't know much beyond the fact that Season Three is officially happening, but Panic's Head of Playdate Greg Maletic said in an announcement video that it will be here "in time for the holidays" this year. Consi
Entertainment
'Real Housewives of Atlanta' star Drew Sidora asked a judge to put her estranged husband, Ralph Pittman, behind bars for leaking her private texts ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Drew raised the issue to a judge in…
Alshon Jeffery -- who won a Super Bowl with the Philadelphia Eagles in the 2017 season -- was arrested for insurance fraud earlier this week, TMZ Sports has learned. Jeffery -- who was also busted for conceal/fail to disclose insurance benefit or…
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Before this cute kiddo, in his blue hat, was throwing a mean punch and acting on the big screen, he was just posing by his parents' car in the 50s and growing up in Sweden. He rose to stardom playing the Soviet boxer Ivan Drago ... a role he…
Kevin Hart’s preaching the gospel of gains -- but he’s giving all the credit to his guy Mark Wahlberg ... saying nobody’s doing it like the king of those brutal 4 AM workouts. TMZ caught up with Kevin at Wally’s in Beverly Hills Wednesday…
D4vd's attorneys are firing back at L.A. authorities for arresting the singer, highlighting that a grand jury never even indicted him for the alleged murder of Celeste Rivas. In a statement, D4vd's attorneys Blair Berk, Marilyn Bednarski and Regina…
TMZ has obtained exclusive video showing singer D4vd being arrested for the murder of Celeste Rivas and the scene is intense. In the footage, obtained by TMZ, law enforcement is seen taking D4vd into custody shortly after 5 PM Thursday in the…
Christina Applegate is currently hospitalized in Los Angeles ... TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... she was admitted in late March, though the exact reason for her stay remains unclear. The actress has battled multiple…
Kim Kardashian is unbothered by a man’s claim that he will be financially ruined if forced to pay her a six-figure sum in court, TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Kim scoffed at Ivan Cantu’s plea that he not be on the…
Lisa Hochstein allegedly spent nearly 6 hours sitting alone in a jail cell with no food after turning herself in to Miami authorities ... this after a judge ordered officials to process and promptly release her ... TMZ has learned. According to a…
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