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Carly Pearce reveals her worst fear after being diagnosed with recurrent pericarditis, sharing how she manages anxiety about her chronic heart condition.
Paige Spiranac shares swing practice content while NBA Finals Game 4 delivers the greatest comeback in Finals history for the Knicks over the Spurs.
The Knicks pulled off the largest comeback in NBA Finals history, winning 107-106, and the best watch party happened at JFK Airport's Terminal 8.
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Cobi Jones, the USMNT all-time caps leader, shares a pressure-focused message for the national team ahead of the 2026 World Cup on home soil.
The Trump admin suspends federal funding for Los Angeles's primary homelessness support agency, accusing it of fraud and 'wanton mismanagement' of taxpayer dollars.
Billy Bob Thornton says working people relate to the struggles in Taylor Sheridan's "Landman," explaining why the show became a worldwide phenomenon.
College graduation chaos in 2026 reveals deeper crisis in higher education as speakers face walkouts, disinvitations, and cancel culture on campus.
Apple WWDC 2026 unveiled Siri AI rebuilt with Google collaboration, iOS 27 for iPhone 11, faster apps and smarter parental controls across devices.
Rep. Chip Roy proposes ending pay and power for House and Senate lawmakers who serve 12 or more years in their respective legislative chambers.
Satire
As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints in the Bible that Jesus was truly the one called Christ.
LONDON — Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following the attempted beheading of an Irishman by a Sudanese migrant, leading UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer to ask the Irish not to bicker and argue over who beheaded whom.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As racial tensions continued to rise in the wake of the verdict handed down in the Austin Metcalf murder trial, a somber former President Barack Obama said if he had a son who stabbed someone in the heart with a knife, he would look just like Karmelo Anthony.
AUGUSTA, ME — The citizens of Maine have cast their votes to officially update the state flag to include a swastika.
A McDonald’s employee in California suffered severe burns across his face and body after a coworker tossed hot oil on him, the reason for the attack remaining unknown. What do you think?
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Unsubscribing from spam texts is well known, but did you know you can also unsubscribe from your wife? All you have to do is text back "UNSUBSCRIBE" and she's legally required to stop.
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local mom Rachel Thompson reportedly enjoyed a brief half-hour break this week in between finishing all the laundry and having to do more laundry.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Following last week's primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general election between an avowed communist and an avowed communist.
Doug Valdez, 91, passed away early Friday morning in an attempt to beat the weekend rush into heaven.
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Staggering out into the blinding light of day, Euphoria showrunner Sam Levinson reportedly emerged from a 7-year drug binge Wednesday horrified to learn what he had created. “Wait, I did what?” said a shaky, bleary-eyed Levinson as he looked through his phone in an attempt
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What are you doing here? This is not for piddling swine like you. Be gone! Back to your frumpy duplex you go! Reference #295432
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SAN FRANCISCO—Expanding their offerings of erectile health products, male-focused wellness brand Hims announced a new line of folders Wednesday for holding in front of embarrassing boners. “These safe, discreet folders are specially formulated to ensure you are the only one who knows that you ar
MINNEAPOLIS—Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco g
Despite advances in technology, training, and performance optimization, some achievements in sports have stood the test of time. The following athletic records remain unbroken.
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MIAMI—In an official filing with the U.S. Department of Labor, Amazon employees alleged Monday that they had been exposed to inhumane working conditions while staffing the human chessboard that executive chairman Jeff Bezos maintains on the grounds of his Florida compound. “We’re not allowed
MCKINNEY, TX — Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree murder, expressed regret that he didn't convert to Islam and stab someone in the UK instead.
On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of prophecy, tongues, and more. But which gifts are the coolest?
Actor Idris Elba dismissed longstanding rumors that he would be the next James Bond, calling the speculation “unrealistic” and claiming that many global audiences would never accept a Black male in the iconic role. What do you think?
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U.S. — The nation was thrown into a state of shock on Tuesday afternoon, as a jury in Texas ruled that you can't just stab someone in the heart for no reason at all.
Sports
There are many fears swirling around the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Here are six issues, according to Gab Marcotti -- and six reasons why it still be a success.
Liz Loza reacts to the Colts wideout's ankle woes and how it will affect his ADP.
Unsurprisingly, the eight-time All-Star and six-time Gold Glove winner is providing the voice for a baseball-centric character.
Will Patrick Mahomes stick as the highest-paid QB? Could another edge rusher top Will Anderson Jr.? We named the next players to get PAID at every position.
Welcome to the 2026 World Cup, where everything is bigger and louder than ever before.
The World Cup has arrived! It's time for ESPN's experts to make their picks for silverware, surprise results and everything in between.
How can Team USA qualify for the knockout rounds? What are the odds? What do projection models say?
Think the U.S. isn't a World Cup favorite? Think again. Here are 13 stats that point to one conclusion: Team USA will win it all.
Chris Billam-Smith ended a yearlong layoff with a one-sided victory. .
Despite being unbeaten champions, Oshae Jones and Tiara Brown are still looking to make a statement on Saturday night.
We know all the matches and dates for the group stage games for next summer's 48-team soccer bonanza.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the South Korea and Czechia FIFA World Cup match.
A teammate’s injury has given Dejan Ljubicic a surprise comeback at the World Cup.
The 2026 FIFA World Cup features three opening ceremonies across Mexico, Canada and the United States. Here's everything you need to know
Compare the best sports betting apps and sites for 2026. See reviews, bonuses, and features to help choose the right sportsbook for your needs.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the Mexico and South Africa FIFA World Cup Group A match.
Will Mexico repeat an unfortunate part of its World Cup history against South Africa on Thursday?
Check out the latest NBA title odds now that the Knicks are the brink of a title.
Which players will shine? What are some bold predictions? And who'll ultimately win the World Cup?
There are 12 teams at the World Cup between North and South America. Here's how they stack up.
Tech
Set across mid-twentieth century Japan, RGG's latest has an entirely new fighting system.
Apple is more focused on delivering usable features with Siri AI, instead of hyping up agentic AI. That's a good thing.
The spaceman wears Prada.
The Gem necklace can track your UV exposure.
Lara get your gun(s).
I played the ultimate game of strategy on a variety of smart chess boards to find the best for online and in-person matches.
The new open-source project could serve as the basis for a future of apps with features as complex as Slack, Discord, or Google Docs—but with added protection against surveillance.
Join us for a trip down memory lane on the 25th anniversary of the GBA's US release.
These WIRED-tested ebook readers let you take your library anywhere.
Bluesky is launching a communities feature this year, according to its head of product.
If you're someone who needs to (or likes to) take their work on the go, a portable monitor will make a huge difference. These are my favorite that I tested.
It’s the first estimate of how many Americans are sneaking onto Polymarket’s banned crypto-based platform.
New research suggests that dozens of monetized YouTube channels are run by people and organizations that the US government has sanctioned for their ties to Tehran.
This impressively light carbon commuter makes switching to an ebike easier than ever.
It might not feel all that different from older World Cups—for better or worse.
Deezer will now help you find AI slop in your music playlists even if you're on another platform.
Venues hosting the 2026 World Cup must meet high standards to obtain environmental certifications, but FIFA also requires that they use natural grass, which is water-intensive to maintain.
The games start June 11 and end with a grand finale in New Jersey on July 19. There are 104 of them. Here’s how to watch ’em all.
Framework is pushing back shipments of its new Laptop 13 Pro to address issues with its haptic touchpad and display found in the run-up to mass production.
Anthropic is walking back a hidden policy that researchers say sabotaged their work.
Entertainment
Millie Bobby Brown is defending Jake Bongiovi after fans criticized her husband for not carrying her bags or pushing their baby's stroller during various recent outings. The "Stranger Things" star appears on Kylie Kelce's "Not Gonna Lie" podcast…
Taylor Swift's big night at Madison Square Garden didn't end with the Knicks' victory over the Spurs ... the pop star partied into the early morning hours with some of her celebrity friends. As the world already knows, TS made a grand entrance at…
Just when you thought Kylie Jenner and Jordyn Woods might still be on the outs ... the former BFFs were seen giving each other a big hug after the Knicks beat the Spurs on Wednesday night. And Kylie's moment with Jordyn was caught on video as the…
Taylor Swift and Kylie Jenner shared a moment Wednesday night after the Knicks' comeback victory against the Spurs ... the two celebs embraced in a huge hug! And the embrace was captured on video as Knicks fans stormed the court after Game 4 of the…
Diddy claims music producer Rodney “Lil Rod” Jones, who is suing him for sexual assault, has failed to turn over his medical records ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Diddy says he shouldn’t have to produce a…
Hollywood hasn't seen much June Gloom yet -- and the sun is shining all the way from Spain! 'Love Island' star Iris Kendall has been putting in work, serving up beachy buns for the algorithm and keeping her followers coming back for more. Based on…
Don't be surprised if U.S. Soccer is a force to be reckoned with in a decade ... 'cause Landon Donovan tells TMZ Sports America hosting World Cup games will inspire MILLIONS of kids to pursue the sport -- and he's living proof of it!! We spoke with…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Early Prime Day Deals are here and while you could be stocking up on extra socks or bed sheets for the guest room, you also could be buying a pizza oven. This year,…
Before this cute kid smiling on the soccer field turned into a professional fighter, he was just doin' backflips in the backyard and growing up in Montana ... He currently stands at #3 in the UFC bantamweight rankings and is gearing up to fight at…
Tiffany Haddish says her DUI case has dragged on so long it should be thrown out ... but prosecutors are firing back, arguing the actress hasn't shown the delay actually hurt her. According to new court documents, obtained by TMZ, the State of…
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