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Alpine skier Lindsey Vonn said her ACL is “100% gone" after last week’s World Cup crash. However, she remains determined to compete in Sunday’s Olympic women’s Olympic downhill.
Super Bowl hosts are getting more experimental this football season, incorporating inventive dips and health-conscious options into traditional game day menus.
Former MSNBC host Joy Reid accused the GOP of using rapper Nicki Minaj for "cultural cool" and needing Black people to give the MAGA movement credibility in a controversial segment.
Country music singer Brantley Gilbert revealed why he decided to perform at Turning Point USA's "The All-American Halftime Show" Sunday.
Claire Foy parasite infection lasted five years after "The Crown" star believes she contracted stomach parasites during a trip to Morocco, causing unexplained weight loss.
Eddie Speir is launching an insurgent candidacy to take on the GOP establishment following the retirement of 10-term Congressman Vern Buchanan.
Fox News Digital has learned that the FCC has launched a probe into ABC's "The View" as the agency cracks down on regulation requiring equal time for political candidates.
Legal experts say anti-ICE protests and political pushback in Minneapolis do not meet the legal threshold for a constitutional crisis or federal emergency powers.
After playoff hopes faded despite elite talent, Detroit Lions players owned past mistakes and expressed confidence the team will rebound and contend next season.
A multi-agency investigation led to statutory rape charges against a 29-year-old man in North Carolina. The victims were allegedly contacted through Snapchat.
Satire
While the Summer Olympics are often lauded for their impressive displays of elite athletic prowess, the Winter Olympics are often (rightfully or wrongfully) seen as the "gay" version of the Olympic Games. Upon investigation, however, there may be a few not-quite-as-gay events.
MALIBU, CA — In direct competition with President Trump's new TrumpRx website, Hunter Biden announced the launch of HunterRx, a brand new low-price pharmacy he runs out of the back of his van.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With President Trump and Republicans campaigning hard to shore up election integrity in the U.S., congressional Democrats agreed to negotiate on the issue on the condition that death certificates be added to the list of acceptable forms of voter ID.
WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over this weekend’s Super Bowl being held in the foreign city of Santa Clara. “I can put up with pandering to international markets when it’s some fucki
The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, the federal agency in charge of enforcing workplace anti-discrimination laws, is investigating Nike over the athletic shoe giant’s treatment of white employees. What do you think?
The post Trump Administration Investigates Nike For Alleged Discriminatio
U.S. — A study conducted by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) appeared to demonstrate that women experiencing childbirth feel almost the same amount of pain a man feels when he's stuck walking behind a really slow person.
WASHINGTON—Touting it as the fastest and most convenient way for people from foreign countries to be a part of the American Dream, President Donald Trump announced Friday that his direct-to-consumer website TrumpRx would offer a $1 million citizenship pill. “Instead of sitting through a stupid t
U.S. — Shattering all preconceived notions on the efficacy of public protests, a new study revealed that video footage of police arresting protesters is very, very funny.
SANTA CLARA, CA — The NFL confirmed that this year's Super Bowl, which normally starts at 6:30 Eastern, will be delayed until 11:30 PM to give everyone time to sing a separate national anthem for America's 165 different racial groups.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Over 300 "journalists" were reportedly caught totally off guard this week when an obsolete media outlet that loses in excess of $100 million annually was forced to let them go.
The post Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist appeared first on The Onion.
MILAN—Casting a mournful pall over the procession making its way through the foothills and dusty roads of northern Italy, thousands of wailing, black-shawl-clad Italian women were seen following the Olympic torch this week in the run-up to the 2026 Winter Games. The women, wearing dark head coveri
LOS ANGELES—Staring down at the blank Microsoft Word screen with a hopeless expression on his face, Hollywood TV producer Ryan Murphy told reporters Friday that he was worried his worst ideas were now behind him. “Sometimes I look back and fear I’ll never be able to come up with anything that
The post South Carolina Law Requires Ten Commandments In All School Lunches appeared first on The Onion.
NEW YORK—Expressing alarm at their friend’s deeply uncharacteristic behavior, concerned sources reported Tuesday that local alcoholic George Ralston wasn’t himself when he was sober. “George is normally such a loud, outgoing party animal, but when he hasn’t had a drink in a while, he bec
GREENVILLE, NC—Calling the contest his “most charitable challenge yet,” content creator Jimmy Donaldson, also known as MrBeast, released a new video Monday in which competitors were informed they could keep all the cash they were able to eat. “When I say ‘Go,’ you rush to the pile of mon
God chose not to bless the union of Russo and Jackson for reasons known only unto Him.
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MILAN — The most prestigious athletic event on the world stage issued a clear political statement this week, as the Winter Olympics announced it would be protesting U.S. President Donald Trump's immigration policies by removing all ice from the skating rinks.
TUCSON, AZ — Local mom Ashley Marsten announced that she was glad to see the fruit she bought at the store earlier this week was finally ripe and ready to eat, and… oh wait… it's rotten.
LITTLE ROCK, AK — As Darren Phillips pulled himself out of bed on Thursday morning, it became apparent to him that there was a growing chance that he could go his whole life without ever mastering the ancient art of the nunchaku.
Sports
A jury has found ex-major league outfielder Yasiel Puig guilty of obstruction of justice and lying to federal officials, the U.S. Attorney's Office said Friday.
We navigated the thousands of bets being offered for Super Bowl LX and narrowed it down to our 60 favorite from 10 different categories.
Seahawks' defensive back Nick Emmanwori and Patriots quarterback Drake Maye were removed from the injury report Friday for Super Bowl LX.
Jim Porter said the Hall of Fame plans to return to in-person voting and that the vote will likely happen closer to the annual reveal at NFL Honors -- the Thursday before the Super Bowl.
Former Commanders offensive coordinator Kliff Kingsbury is joining the Rams' coaching staff, sources told ESPN.
First baseman Paul Goldschmidt is finalizing a one-year contract to return to the Yankees, sources told ESPN's Jeff Passan on Friday.
Former NFL linebacker Darron Lee, the Jets' first-round pick in 2016, was arrested and charged with first-degree murder in the death of his girlfriend, the Hamilton County (Tennessee) Sheriff's Office announced Friday.
Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo is the first basketball star to join prediction market Kalshi as a shareholder, it was announced Friday.
Penn State hockey star Gavin McKenna will have his felony aggravated assault charge dropped, the Centre County District Attorney's Office announced Friday.
Can Drake Maye hit enough big plays? Which Sam Darnold will show up? Let's go deep on the matchup.
Here are the best commercials from Super Bowl LX.
How will Connor Zilisch measure up to the greats and their rookie seasons in his first year in Cup?
The Seahawks need Kenneth Walker III to show up to take pressure off Sam Darnold, and can the Patriots protect Drake Maye?
Every MLB team will be represented at the World Baseball Classic. Who has the most?
Chris "The Bear" Fallica has created the perfect party favor for Super Bowl LX. Find out how you can get in on the fun with your friends and family with The Bear's Party Prop Sheet!
Here's everything you need to know about wagering on Super Bowl LX, from fun props to predictions our experts are making.
Keeping tabs on all of MLB's notable free agency signings, trades, and extensions ahead of the 2026 season.
Geoff Schwartz is filling his Super Bowl betslip with a couple of prop wagers, including one on Patriots' QB Drake Maye.
CONCACAF announces it will have six automatic qualifying spots in the 2030 World Cup.
INDYCAR rookie Mick Schumacher is getting the hang of things after driving laps on an oval for the first time at Homestead-Miami test.
Tech
The Opening Ceremony for the 2026 Winter Games will re-air tonight on NBC. (Gabriel BOUYS / AFP via Getty Images)
GABRIEL BOUYS via Getty Images
The 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony has concluded. The festivities featured performances from Mariah Carey and Andrea Bocelli
Kris Marszalek, CEO and co-founder of crypto and stock trading platform Crypto.com, has bought an expensive website. In this case it's AI.com, valued at one point at $100 million, which will serve as the online home for his new company of the same name. The website launch is being paired with a Supe
The government has withheld details of the investigation of Renee Good’s killing—but an unrelated case involving the ICE agent who shot her could force new revelations.
Apple plans to allow third-party voice-controlled AI apps in CarPlay, Bloomberg reports. Siri is the default voice assistant for things like controlling music and looking up directions, but future AI apps in CarPlay could handle the complicated, open-ended requests Siri can't answer.The expanded sup
Among those Robert F. Kennedy Jr. recently named to a federal autism committee are people who tout dangerous treatments and say vaccine manufacturers are “poisoning children.”
Disney+ subscribers in some European countries have lost access to advanced HDR features like Dolby Vision, TechRadar and FlatpanelsHD report. The issue was first spotted by German Disney+ subscribers on Reddit, but currently also impacts subscribers in Portugal, Poland, France and the Netherlands,
Forget the Super Bowl, Samsung’s Fantastic S90F QD-OLED TV is on a sweet sale just in time for the Winter Olympics.
The New England Patriots are headed to the 2026 Super Bowl. (Lauren Leigh Bacho via Getty Images)
Lauren Leigh Bacho via Getty Images
The countdown is on, and Super Bowl LX, between the New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks, is nearly here. This weekend, the Big Game will be held at Le
Saatva is providing a bedding bundle to Team USA hockey and figure skating at the 2026 Olympic Winter Games—here are my thoughts on it as a sleep coach.
The long wait for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is nearly over, as the film hits theaters on April 1. To keep the hype train rolling, Illumination and Universal Pictures have dropped a short new teaser. It's exactly 30 seconds long, so you'll probably be seeing it again on TV this Sunday during the S
Noble Audio has announced the Sceptre, a pocket-sized USB-C Bluetooth transmitter meant to boost wireless audio quality from phones, laptops and tablets. The device is intended to exceed the quality offered by a device's existing hardware.
Sceptre is powered by Qualcomm's QCC5181 Bluetooth chipset
Red and blue states alike have introduced legislation in recent weeks that would halt data center development, citing concerns from climate to high energy prices.
ExpressVPN is back on sale again, and its two-year plans are up to 81 percent off right now. You can get the Advanced tier for $88 for 28 months. This is marked down from the $392 that this time frame normally costs. On a per-month basis, it works out to roughly $3.14 for the promo period.
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The 2026 Super Bowl between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks will air on NBC this Sunday, Feb. 8. The game will also stream on Peacock. If you don't have NBC over the air and don't subscribe to Peacock, there are still ways to watch Super Bowl LX — and Bad Bunny's history-making h
From tinned fish to baked goodies, you can deliver the best-tasting treats to their door—even if you don’t live close by.
Finding a gift for the tech nerd in your life can be tough. They likely have all the tech they need and then some, but you can add to their kit with the right accessories. Apple, Samsung, Sony and other big tech companies all have affordable gear that comes in at $100 or less, you just have to know
As AI systems grow more powerful, Anthropic’s resident philosopher says the startup is betting Claude itself can learn the wisdom needed to avoid disaster.
The campaign is among the largest anti-ICE protests by workers at a single company since federal agents shot and killed two people in Minneapolis last month.
Keep your iPhone, Apple Watch, and AirPods topped up with these WIRED-tested docking systems.
Looking to step up to the TV big leagues? These are the best OLED TVs you can buy.
Entertainment
President Trump claims he was as surprised as anyone about the imagery in a video he shared earlier in the day of Barack and Michelle Obama as apes ... but he sure as hell isn't sorry. Here's the deal ... the president's Truth Social account posted…
More legal trouble for Stefon Diggs ... he's getting slapped with a lawsuit a couple days before his New England Patriots play in Super Bowl LX. The Patriots star wide receiver is being sued for defamation and more ... according to a new lawsuit…
Quinton Aaron is still in the hospital ... but it sure sounds like things are looking up, as TMZ just got a great update from his family. As you know ... "The Blind Side" star is recovering in the hospital from a spinal stroke ... and for a while…
The California man facing federal charges for allegedly texting Nancy Guthrie's family about the bitcoin ransom payment has been granted bond by a judge -- and may be outta federal custody in no time. Derrick Callella, a 42-year-old man from…
President Trump is posting racist videos taking shots at the Obamas on social media ... and the Obamas are responding by posting loving videos about their relationship. Barack and Michelle's Obama Foundation seemingly fired back at Trump with a…
Darron Lee -- a former first-round draft pick for the New York Jets -- was arrested and charged in Tennessee for allegedly murdering his girlfriend. According to multiple outlets ... cops were dispatched to a home near Ooltewah -- about two and a…
Kylie Jenner posted a new makeup tutorial on Friday ... but there were a couple of reasons why many viewers were super distracted. KJ shot the video in her car while talking about her beauty line and what she likes to mix and match ... but her…
François Arnaud might be choking on that "none of your f***ing business" line he tossed at Andy Cohen ... 'cause the rumors about him dating Connor Storrie are getting louder, steamier, and a lot harder to dodge! TMZ snagged photos of the two…
Vice President J.D. Vance doesn't seem like he has a lot of support over in Italy ... because the veep was booed when he was shown at the Winter Olympics opening ceremony! J.D. and his wife, Usha Vance, were in the house Friday night at Milan's San…
4:20 PM PT -- Mary Coleman, anchor for Arizona-based CNN affiliate KOLD 13 News, told CNN Friday ... it seems the new note was written by the person who sent the initial, which TMZ received. She said the new note is shorter than the alleged ransom…
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