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Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber's son Presley Gerber, who signed with IMG Models and walked for Moschino and Calvin Klein, has died at age 27.
Patrick Mahomes threw for 382 yards and three touchdowns as the Kansas City Chiefs outlasted the Indianapolis Colts in a wild overtime thriller.
California deputies urge local residents to lock their doors amid a manhunt for a suspect wanted for several felonies, including pointing a firearm at people.
A male passenger jumped overboard from the Carnival Panorama as it sailed from Puerto Vallarta back to Long Beach, triggering a major search.
Travis Kelce scored his first touchdown of the season and NBC cameras caught Taylor Swift pointing to her wedding ring during the end zone celebration.
Patrick Clancy told "60 Minutes" that baby Callan died in his arms after four agonizing days and recalled apologizing to his son in their final moments.
Cobie Durant left the Dallas Cowboys' 37-20 win over Washington after a teammate accidentally stepped on him while he was down in the end zone.
Chad Gilbert, founding member and lead guitarist for New Found Glory, has died at the age of 45. He had battled adrenal cancer since 2021.
Alex Bregman posted a photo showing his left eye swollen shut after a foul ball struck his face during the Cubs vs. Reds game, vowing to return.
Gorillaz frontman Damon Albarn waved a Palestinian flag during a Florida show on Thursday in an apparent response to Macklemore's removal from Ed Sheeran's tour.
Satire
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SACRAMENTO, CA — Famously dyslexic Governor Gavin Newsom hosted a press conference today celebrating gas prices in California reaching a new milestone of $1.87.
KANSAS CITY, MO — One of football's biggest stars was revealed to have fallen prey to scammers, as Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was victimized by a criminal ring that forces people to dress like idiots.
EPHRAIM — With his marriage to former prostitute Gomer off to a rocky start, the prophet Hosea began to seriously regret his decision to forego premarital counseling.
After two delays, the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI will be released this November. Here is everything we know about the game so far. Open-world activities include playing volleyball, chess, cards, or GTA V Gunshot sound effects performed by Sir Ian McKellen Child support payments carry ove
WASHINGTON—Insisting that the adjustment was long overdue, the Federal Bureau of Investigation announced Thursday that it would raise the national murder rate for the first time since 2023. “For far too long, prior administrations succumbed to pressure to continuously reduce the number of Americ
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States House of Representatives canceled all scheduled votes and went on break to recuperate from a long, tough stretch of not doing anything.
Here are the steps the NFL follows to evaluate head injuries. Step 1: Player receives devastating helmet-to-helmet hit that leaves him motionless for 46 seconds Step 2: Spotter initiates protocol after noticing entire offense kneeling in prayer beside teammate Step 3: Referee blows ceremonial gjalla
BRUSSELS — Speaking in Strasbourg, France, on Wednesday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that she had deemed Canada weak enough to join the European Union.
GÖBEKLITEPE — The invention of the wheel may lead to massive job loss, according to a caveman who sounded the alarm to warn the rest of caveman society.
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PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadium tour. “This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie,” said the 35-year-old music
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In a dramatic reversal of decades of established organizational practice, the PGA Tour announced Wednesday that, effective immediately, golf would be loud. “After careful consideration, the board of directors and I agree that, going forward, the game of golf will be really
A totally oblivious Tyler Neiman, 29, will be killed Wednesday while commuting home from his bowling league. Though still alive for now, he will be missed.
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GREENSBORO, NC—Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his neighbor’s mulch. “Well, well, well—unless my eyes deceive, I’d say we’ve got ourselves
LAS VEGAS—Seemingly unbothered by his disgrace as he sauntered through the glass doors and onto the Las Vegas Strip, coward Kevin Lombardo reportedly left the Flamingo casino Friday even though he still had a full $200 in his wallet. “I sat there and actually watched that spineless piece of shi
More than 8,000 people in Michigan received IDs with a photo of a random smiling man printed on them, with officials stressing the photo is a generic non-resident. What do you think?
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Sports
Arsenal are monitoring Borussia Dortmund forward Maximilian Beier as a potential attacking reinforcement. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Following Week 3, Bill Connelly takes stock of which undefeated teams he trusts and which are pretenders.
Arman Tsarukyan and Joshua Van stole the show with emphatic statements at UFC 331.
The most likely opponent and a wild card for the winners and losers on the UFC 331 main card.
The Knicks snapped their 53-year title drought in 2026. What's next for the historic franchise during the 2026-27 season?
How does your team look in 2026-27? What about in 2029? NBA insiders unveil the latest rankings, based on five key metrics.
Alex Bregman was taken to the hospital for tests after being struck in the face by a foul ball while standing in the grass several feet in front of the on-deck circle during Sunday's game against the Reds.
WNBA trailblazer Lisa Leslie became the 16th person -- and first Sparks player -- honored with a statue in what's become known as Star Plaza outside Crypto.com Arena.
Teams across the NFL came with petty postgame energy after wins in Week 2, led by the Philadelphia Eagles.
A replay review kept the Indianapolis Colts' overtime possession alive against the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday night when it overturned the call that Laquon Treadwell had fumbled.
Which Week 2 results are for real, and which are phony? We determine that in Overreaction Monday.
Which 0-2 teams need to start panicking and getting their season on track? We put those eight teams on the panic meter.
While the Rams and Bills have held steady, two quarterback injuries have impacted a few thought-to-be contenders.
Two talented AFC squads have yet to find their stride, and it is reflecting in their postseason odds. See the latest.
Dak Prescott etched his name into the Cowboys record books, while one rookie quarterback made some unfortunate history. See the stats that defined Week 2.
Check out the odds for every NFL Week 3 contest.
The Chiefs have started the season 2-0, while the Colts are winless after a loss in Kansas City.
Justin Herbert is no prototype. Dan Quinn's Commanders tenure is probably over. Here are Ralph Vacchiano's top takeaways from Week 2.
A weekly look at MLB's standings and how they are informing the postseason picture.
Tech
If you find yourself swapping between two iPhones regularly, whether for work or casual use, you're going to want to set up Handoff.
Wired and wireless internet are both ways that ISPs deliver service to your home, but one isn't necessarily superior to the other.
If you aren't happy with Siri while driving, several other chatbot apps are compatible with CarPlay now.
With the influx of premium streaming services, it can be difficult to find apps that offer access to free movies and TV channels in the sea of options.
FaceTime isn't actually an Apple-exclusive feature. While it's not the full experience, joining calls is possible on Android and Windows devices.
Xbox mode is akin to Big Picture Mode, where you get a gaming-friendly interface that works well with a controller.
SpaceXAI's Grok Bot is a digital 'teammate' that can handle complex and boring tasks that would otherwise clutter your day. Here's how to get up and running.
A Smart TV doesn't just sit idle when you push the power button on your remote. They're designed to perform a number of important tasks without you realising.
The default sticker options in iMessage and WhatsApp are cool but maybe a little limited. Now, with help from ChatGPT's AI tool, things have got a bit more fun.
The handheld maker is offering free exchanges for any Duo Lite customers who want to upgrade.
Thermacell LIV 2.0 is expensive and imperfect, but it outperforms nearly every mosquito-control method I’ve tried.
“This is a place where you can come and say, I fucking hate my dog today,” a Dogs Anonymous cofounder tells WIRED. “And there are people who are going to be like, yeah, that was me last Tuesday.”
The Muse app continues Meta’s trend of opting users into data collection for AI training. It also nudges you to share your bank account, email, and passport information.
The president has doubled down on data centers and AI. His base is running in the opposite direction.
“You know ‘Bang Bus’? We don’t want that.”
The FCC banned the sale of new consumer-grade Wi-Fi routers and mobile hot spots manufactured outside the US. Here’s what it means for you.
Amazon is a murky mess of ads, unknown sellers, misleading sales, and specious information. Stay safe while shopping on Prime Big Deal Days and beyond with these tips and tricks.
Understanding how ChatGPT’s latest memory upgrade works will help you get even more out of OpenAI’s productivity tool.
Several new studies have uncovered this long overlooked aspect of coral physiology that could be the key to the animals’ fate in a changing climate.
AI labs are toying with an industry-wide pact to slow development. Meanwhile, widely available AI chatbots are already helping uncover a tidal wave of security flaws.
Entertainment
Dutch-Australian actor Anthony Ingruber was 24 years old when he played the young version of William Jones in the 2015 romance/fantasy film "The Age of Adaline." Anthony shared the big screen with Hollywood icons Blake Lively, Harrison Ford -- who…
Presley Gerber, the son of Cindy Crawford, has died at 27 ... TMZ has learned. According to the Los Angeles County Medical Examiner, Presley died Sunday at a rehab facility. An autopsy has yet to be completed. When reached for comment on Presley's…
Lindsay Clancy's ex-husband Patrick Clancy sat down for an emotional interview on "60 Minutes" ... and he opened up about the heartbreaking moment he held dying son Callan in his arms as he passed. In Sunday's wide-ranging interview ... Patrick…
ICE agents have shot and injured a man in Austin, Texas ... and investigators are being tight lipped about the altercation. Sunday afternoon, a man -- whose name, age, and race have not been revealed -- was shot, injured, and transported to a local…
The talks surrounding Paramount's anti-trust case are splitting state officials at the bargaining table into two factions -- deal and no deal. The studio is trying to settle the case brought against the entertainment giant by 12 states as it tries…
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang claims there's absolutely no chance A.I. will end the world in technology-induced apocalypse ... well, at least not in the next 4 years. Jensen told CBS Sunday Morning that "scaring people" about the speculative dangers of…
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and President Donald Trump will be crossing the political aisle tomorrow ... and meeting up for their third in-person meeting. The meeting is set to go down in Zohran's residence, Gracie Mansion, ahead of the U.N.…
Carrot Top is awake and breathing on his own as he remains hospitalized following his suicide attempt ... TMZ has learned. A rep for Carrot Top, whose real name is Scott Thompson, exclusively tells TMZ ... "Scott remains hospitalized and under…
The lead guitarist and founding member of New Found Glory, Chad Gilbert, has died ... his band announced. The band shared the sad news with their fans on Instagram Sunday ... and said they were "devastated and shocked" by his passing. They wrote…
The 5th annual Tender Fest took place this weekend in Beverly Hills, and two things it was not short of were chicken tenders and celebrities! Yes, a food festival solely featuring chicken tenders does exist and we were front and center for…
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