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Lane Kiffin's highly emotional return to Vaught Hemingway Stadium ended in defeat as Pete Golding's Ole Miss squad silenced the drama over LSU.
Arch Manning connected with Cam Coleman for two early touchdowns, but the Texas Longhorns quarterback struggled through much of the 30-6 win over UTSA.
Video shows a Caribbean vessel erupting into a fireball as SOUTHCOM says it killed four alleged narco-terrorists in a drug trafficking strike.
CJ Carr threw for 234 yards as No. 3 Notre Dame's defense forced two turnovers and held Michigan State to just 167 total yards in the rout.
The Department of Justice charged 16 people across multiple states for alleged illegal voting, with eight noncitizens in Texas among those accused.
Ed Sheeran called the Gaza devastation "catastrophic and unjustifiable" in a rare political speech before his Philadelphia concert Saturday night.
Greg O'Neill, 63, was attacked by a great white shark at Sorrento Beach in Perth, Western Australia, prompting a rare catch-and-kill order.
CJ Baxter and Kenny Minchey powered Kentucky's stunning 31-21 upset of No. 9 Texas A&M, fueled by a third quarter that outgained the Aggies 196-20.
Police launched a search near Eddy Street Commons for a suspected gunman as Notre Dame's football game against Michigan State was still underway.
Three Dallas Cowboys players owe a combined $33,409 in NFL fines after a late hit, facemask and taunting call marred their loss to the Giants.
Satire
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SACRAMENTO, CA — Famously dyslexic Governor Gavin Newsom hosted a press conference today celebrating gas prices in California reaching a new milestone of $1.87.
KANSAS CITY, MO — One of football's biggest stars was revealed to have fallen prey to scammers, as Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was victimized by a criminal ring that forces people to dress like idiots.
EPHRAIM — With his marriage to former prostitute Gomer off to a rocky start, the prophet Hosea began to seriously regret his decision to forego premarital counseling.
After two delays, the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI will be released this November. Here is everything we know about the game so far. Open-world activities include playing volleyball, chess, cards, or GTA V Gunshot sound effects performed by Sir Ian McKellen Child support payments carry ove
WASHINGTON—Insisting that the adjustment was long overdue, the Federal Bureau of Investigation announced Thursday that it would raise the national murder rate for the first time since 2023. “For far too long, prior administrations succumbed to pressure to continuously reduce the number of Americ
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States House of Representatives canceled all scheduled votes and went on break to recuperate from a long, tough stretch of not doing anything.
Here are the steps the NFL follows to evaluate head injuries. Step 1: Player receives devastating helmet-to-helmet hit that leaves him motionless for 46 seconds Step 2: Spotter initiates protocol after noticing entire offense kneeling in prayer beside teammate Step 3: Referee blows ceremonial gjalla
BRUSSELS — Speaking in Strasbourg, France, on Wednesday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that she had deemed Canada weak enough to join the European Union.
GÖBEKLITEPE — The invention of the wheel may lead to massive job loss, according to a caveman who sounded the alarm to warn the rest of caveman society.
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PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadium tour. “This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie,” said the 35-year-old music
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In a dramatic reversal of decades of established organizational practice, the PGA Tour announced Wednesday that, effective immediately, golf would be loud. “After careful consideration, the board of directors and I agree that, going forward, the game of golf will be really
A totally oblivious Tyler Neiman, 29, will be killed Wednesday while commuting home from his bowling league. Though still alive for now, he will be missed.
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GREENSBORO, NC—Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his neighbor’s mulch. “Well, well, well—unless my eyes deceive, I’d say we’ve got ourselves
LAS VEGAS—Seemingly unbothered by his disgrace as he sauntered through the glass doors and onto the Las Vegas Strip, coward Kevin Lombardo reportedly left the Flamingo casino Friday even though he still had a full $200 in his wallet. “I sat there and actually watched that spineless piece of shi
More than 8,000 people in Michigan received IDs with a photo of a random smiling man printed on them, with officials stressing the photo is a generic non-resident. What do you think?
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Sports
After unmatched hype and buildup -- and an epic scene at The Grove -- Ole Miss got the best of Lane Kiffin and LSU.
College football Week 3 provided a major shake-up to the oddsboard. Check out the updated national championship odds.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 2 Eagles vs. Titans game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 2 Bears vs. Vikings game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 2 Packers vs. Jets game, as well as information on how to watch.
From a marquee matchup in Oxford to Vandy-NC State, college football's Week 3 was filled with wild games.
We assess how the selection committee could stack the top teams in the country after Week 3.
Joshua Van and Arman Tsarukyan earned big wins on a contender for fight card of the year.
Arman Tsarukyan and Joshua Van stole the show with emphatic statements at UFC 331.
After his LSU Tigers fell to the Ole Miss Rebels 32-24 on Saturday night, coach Lane Kiffin spoke of the "emotions of gratefulness" he has for Oxford, Mississippi, and the six years he and his family spent there, a tenure that "went well beyond football."
UFC flyweight champion Joshua Van defeated Alexandre Pantoja in their first fight 10 months ago. Van beat Pantoja in the rematch too.
Joey Logano's victory at Bristol Motor Speedway was overshadowed by third-place finisher Carson Hocevar, who got into a postrace altercation with Ryan Blaney.
The Vanderbilt Commodores pulled off their own Music City Miracle on Saturday with a stunning 35-31, last-second comeback victory over NC State.
Colorado State issued an apology to BYU on Saturday night for derogatory chants aimed at The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints coming from the stands.
Trinidad Chambliss has leapfrogged Darian Mensah as the Heisman favorite following his historic performance against LSU. See the latest odds.
FOX Sports' RJ Young shares his latest college football rankings after a wild Week 3 slate and a few teams dropping off.
Joey Logano had the hot hand on track at Bristol, while other drivers threw hands after the race on pit road.
There was absolute chaos in Bristol as punches were thrown between Carson Hocevar and Ryan Blaney at the end of the race.
Ole Miss came out and beat LSU 32-24 at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium on Saturday night in the most electric college football scene we’ve seen so far this season.
How Alabama overcame a 15-point deficit to beat Florida State.
Tech
Controlling the environmental conditions where your tapes are stored is key to their longevity.
You don't need to record unnecessary video to capture a meeting, song or personal memo on your iPhone. Recording audio is simple.
CarPlay provides a great iOS-like experience in your vehicle. CarPlay Ultra expands that, but isn't widely available yet.
A wireless Xbox controller lets you move around freely, but you have to worry about batteries. Wired controllers can pose a hazard, but never run out of charge.
Google Wallet is great for storing payment cards, tickets and digital IDs, but it doesn't always work how you want it to. Here's what to do if it doesn't.
Robot vacuums save a lot of time and effort with their ability to clean autonomously. However, there are a number of reasons why they might not work for you.
Slate's electric truck is built specifically for affordability and efficiency, which means it comes with compromises. One of the biggest could be its battery.
For Starship's 14th test flight, it will orbit our planet multiple times for 10 hours.
The president said he will soon announce an "AI czar" to run this newly made-up agency.
This move represents the first step in the CEO's plan to slow down AI development.
AI labs are toying with an industry-wide pact to slow development. Meanwhile, widely available AI chatbots are already helping uncover a tidal wave of security flaws.
The totally free macOS app Tasks.txt makes up for missing features with sheer elegance.
Samsung’s latest smartwatch offers useful health tracking alongside a growing pile of metrics you may never use.
Whether they’re into feeders, field guides, or games, these tried-and-tested picks are sure to land perfectly.
Powerful AI models have created an existential risk to the field, but researchers can’t stop relying on them because they’re too useful.
Amazon Prime Big Deal Days officially begin on October 6 and 7, but I’ve already spotted early discounts on gear our team recommends.
While lawmakers iron out the details, advocates hope this approach could serve as a model for addressing histories of environmental hazards often concentrated in Black and low-income neighborhoods.
Every VPN says it’s the best, but only some of them are telling the truth.
For one day only, WIRED is bringing the technologies, people, and cultural forces transforming our world off the page and into real life.
The SkyNomad—with heated floors, a projector, a pop-up roof, a fridge, swiveling seats, and over 1,000 miles of range—is a “luxury” ride that undercuts Range Rovers by tens of thousands of dollars.
Entertainment
Sunny skies 90% of the year in Hollywood are neither here nor there; It's the last summer weekend, and we're unwell and in our feelings about it ... Luckily, we've got a shimmery stack of sunset snaps to cheer us all up ... Check out the gallery --…
Jared McCain fans will have to get their fix of the multi-dimensional star on the court and on social media ... 'cause the OKC Thunder guard tells us he has no plans to release any original music! At least not right now. TMZ Sports ran into the…
Miley Cyrus' looks over the years came in like a "Wrecking Ball!" Here is a 19-year-old version of the pop star at the 2012 VMAs -- rockin' a plunging neckline and ... short hair, don't care (left). And fourteen years later, Miley's 2026 has been…
Ed Sheeran got emotional while speaking out about the controversial axing of Macklemore at his concert in Philly Saturday ... and he told fans he was personally "appalled" by the conflict between Israel and Palestine. Telling his fans he was "so,…
Donald Trump has used his presidential authority to officially pardon a golf caddy who already served his time ... and it's all so he can go to PGA tournaments across the pond. Missing last year's British Open, Eric Larson -- who spent 11 years…
Carrot Top's legal team is speaking out about what they're calling an attempt to extort the comedian ... just weeks before his suicide attempt. In a filing obtained by TMZ ... the 61-year-old's lawyer says that Brian Evans threatened to enter a…
Ed Sheeran fans arriving at Lincoln Financial Field tonight were met with some NSFW jeers from pro-Palestine protestors upset about Macklemore being axed from his tour. In a video taken by FreedomNews, one protestor could be heard yelling from a…
Nick Reiner says he hasn't even received $5 for the jail commissary from his family's trust ... as his legal team says he's owed $558,000. Nick's legal team says he hasn't been able to access the family's trust account -- which is worth $1.6…
The holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy can be seen holding his daughter in a new pic shared by his legal team ... and his lawyer has a message for everyone interested in his client. Attorney Edward Andrew Paltzik shared a photo of Michael Péguy…
Rep. Lauren Boebert is flat-out denying claims made against her in a complaint submitted to Congress that she had affairs with current and former staffers and made a hush-money payment ... and is calling the accusations baseless. A rep for Boebert…
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