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Senate Majority Leader John Thune, R-S.D., believed that the top two congressional Democrats were "afraid of their shadows" as DHS funding negotiations gear up.
Dean Cain exposes alleged entertainment industry blacklisting after GalaxyCon rejects him over "values" differences. The actor challenged organizers publicly.
Former first lady Jill Biden discussed in her 2019 memoir feeling devasted after divorcing Bill Stevenson, who is now charged in his wife's murder.
Former NFL quarterback Matt Hasselbeck shared crucial Super Bowl advice for Sam Darnold and Drake Maye ahead of their championship debuts.
Rob Gronkowski joked that Tom Brady might be a fourth-ballot Hall of Famer while questioning why Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft were left out of Canton.
In a blistering statement, former Washington Post executive editor Marty Baron took aim at the paper's owner Jeff Bezos as sweeping layoffs were announced.
Antisemitic incidents in New York City nearly tripled in January while other crimes hit record lows, according to public NYPD data released Tuesday.
Fr. James Martin appeared on "The Late Show" Tuesday, where he told host Stephen Colbert that Pope Leo intends to "continue Pope Francis' mission" of inclusivity for LGBTQ Catholics.
Prepare for spring with these garden and lawn products like soil, leaf blowers, weeders and gardening tools.
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) claimed the Los Angeles-based news station KTLA omitted its statement on an immigration arrest outside a church.
Satire
JACKSONVILLE, FL—Sighing in frustration as she turned another page devoid of sexual content, Lord Of The Rings reader Adrienne Heeren told reporters Wednesday that she couldn’t believe how long it was taking for Sam and Frodo to fuck. “Don’t get me wrong—I love a slow-burn, friends-to-lo
PHOENIX—In an effort to attract clientele who need to rent vehicles for their belongings without having a final destination totally locked in just yet, U-Haul officials unveiled a fleet of live-in trucks Wednesday for customers to sleep in as they sort some shit out. “We’re excited to finally
RUTHERFORD, NJ—Expressing disappointment at how his life had turned out, local pet iguana Kermit confirmed this week that he had assumed by this point he would have moved out of his starter tank. “I just always pictured myself living in a far bigger enclosure at this age,” said the 8-year-old
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Suspicions arose in Congress after a bill to require voter ID failed in the Senate by a vote of 7 million to 53.
Look, I get it. I’m a weakling. These scrawny arms and spindly legs have obviously never seen the inside of a gym. You might say I’m the exact opposite of a bodybuilder. But while I’m definitely no one’s idea of Hercules, it’d be a grave mistake to underestimate me. That’s because what I
WASHINGTON—In a firm dismissal of decades of scientific research and real-world data on the organ’s benefits and safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. publicly questioned the efficacy of skin Wednesday while testifying before Congress. “Everything we know about skin
CHARLOTTE, NC—Describing the woman’s imagined scenario of workplace valor as both “cringeworthy” and “profoundly sad,” office sources confirmed Tuesday that employee Sarah Cobb’s fantasy about impressing her coworkers at Davidson Analytics was unimaginably pathetic. According to report
The post Fat Dad Sits On TV Remote Like Mother Hen Warming Young appeared first on The Onion.
U.S. — Entertainment fanatics will soon have something revolutionary to look forward to, as an awesome new streaming service will record movie streams onto shiny discs and give consumers the opportunity to buy them and own them forever.
U.S. — In a startling turn of events, experts confirmed a statement made by Billie Eilish at the Grammys when she said that no one is illegal on stolen land. However, the experts did make a specific exception singling out Jeff.
Stolen land is all the rage in the news lately. These days, everyone gets a free pass to do as many fun crimes as they want on land swiped from indigenous peoples, as long as they keep pointing out that the land was stolen.
ANAHEIM, CA — A stupid kid visiting Disneyland in a "Hakuna Matata" shirt didn't seem to realize that, in the context of the film The Lion King, the "Hakuna Matata" song, properly understood, was communicating that living a hedonistic lifestyle is an abdication of one's God-given duty and higher p
SALEM, OR — A hotel guest caused quite the stir at a local Holiday Inn Express this week after discovering the presence of ICE at his hotel.
ATLANTA, GA — After weeks of discussion, a local Bible study has officially righted the record by changing its name to the "Jennifer Support Group."
LOS ANGELES, CA — The entertainment industry was sent abuzz over the weekend after a guy at the Grammys kept saying "Jesus" but did not appear to be using it as a curse word.
WASHINGTON—Decrying the un-American nature of any activity intended to provide amusement or the slightest bit of diversion, conservatives across the country announced an immediate boycott Tuesday of all forms of entertainment. “The insidious liberal bias in music, movies, literature, and televis
Defense Secretary Pete Hegeth’s time overseeing the nation’s largest governmental agency has proven contentious owing to frequent security leaks, norm violations, and attacks on journalists. The Onion sat down with the military veteran and former Fox News host to discuss his tenure so far. The O
Sports
Ali Barat is impossible to miss -- last summer's transfer window was dominated by his clients making big moves -- yet hard to track down. It's all part of his mystique.
USA midfielder and Olympic gold medalist Sam Coffey's deal to Manchester City is among the top January signings to England's WSL.
UConn might have turned a corner, Miami (OH) win another close one, Tulsa and Boise State win key conference games, 30 3-point attempts (?!) and more from Tuesday's college basketball action.
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Tom Brady shared a story of how he and Josh McDaniels came up with four plays just hours before Super Bowl XLIX that helped the Patriots beat the Seahawks.
What's the latest on a potential Giannis Antetokounmpo trade? Catch up on what we're hearing from insiders ahead of Thursday's deadline.
James Harden is a Cavalier. Darius Garland is a Clipper. Kevin Pelton grades each side of the trade.
Barcelona president Joan Laporta was spotted openly ridiculing the decision to gift Real Madrid a penalty in a recent match, labelling the incident a "dive."
Who is rising in every major league farm system? Kiley McDaniel digs in.
LeBron James is expected to finish out the season with the Lakers, league sources told ESPN on Tuesday.
Lindsey Vonn, who ruptured her ACL in a downhill crash five days ago, is performing box jumps, working out in a pool while wearing a weighted vest and skiing at high speed as she still plans to compete at the Olympics.
The Jets have hired former NFL head coach Frank Reich as their offensive coordinator and playcaller.
The Clippers are trading James Harden to the Cavaliers for Darius Garland and a second-round pick, sources told ESPN, in a trade that Harden said "both sides got what they wanted."
Bryce James, youngest son of NBA star LeBron James, is going to redshirt his freshman season at Arizona, coach Tommy Lloyd confirmed Tuesday.
Buccaneers safety Antoine Winfield Jr. jumped a route to intercept Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow to seal the NFC's 66-52 comeback win against the AFC in the league's third Pro Bowl flag football game Tuesday night.
Barcelona secured safe passage through to the semi-finals of the Copa del Rey with a 2-1 win over Segunda Division outfit Albacete on Tuesday.
UConn's Azzi Fudd and Sarah Strong continue leading a dominant and undefeated Huskies team.
After heartbreak against the Patriots in Super Bowl XLIX, here's what it will take for Seattle to claim the Lombardi Trophy this time.
The Patriots are the underdog in Super Bowl LX. Here's how Drake Maye & Co. can take down the favored Seahawks.
Tech
The most hyped tech is often also the most expensive: flagship smartphones, ultra-powerful gaming laptops, immersive VR headsets and the like. But it would be wrong to assume that those are the only pieces of technology worth gifting. You don’t have to drain your wallet to get someone a cool gadge
Samsung’s 2025 was filled with new foldables, an ultra-thin new form factor and the launch of Google's XR platform. After making some announcements at CES 2026, the company is expected to host its first Galaxy Unpacked of the year in February to introduce the Galaxy S26 lineup. Official invites ha
Apple’s long-rumored foldable iPhone hasn’t been announced yet, but after years of speculation, it seems like this device could finally be coming out soon(ish). Multiple sources claim that Apple could be targeting a late-2026 launch for its first foldable phone, and new rumors suggest the compan
You can find a lot of good deals for Presidents’ Day, but to say it’s a tech-deal boon would be an overstatement. The best Presidents’ Day deals are usually on mattresses, appliances and furniture, but you can find some decent tech sales thrown in as well. This year, Presidents’ Day comes ri
This modular sleeper sofa allows buyers to design any seating configuration they want, if they don’t mind a solid surface.
Egyptian regulators have banned Roblox, a popular children's video game, Bloomberg reports. The nation's Supreme Council for Media Regulation is coordinating with the National Telecommunications Regulatory Authority on the decision to ensure its enforcement.
The state-owned outlet reported that Sen
“I'm all for removing illegals, but snatching dudes off lawn mowers in Cali and leaving the truck and equipment just sitting there? Definitely not working smarter,” writes one forum user.
Amazon’s next-generation AI assistant is now available to everyone in the US for $20 per month, or for free if you’re a Prime member. Amazon has also introduced a try-before-you-buy free tier for non-Prime members, but it’s limited to text-based chat.
Alexa+ has been in early access since last
The New England Patriots are headed to the 2026 Super Bowl. (Lauren Leigh Bacho via Getty Images)
Lauren Leigh Bacho via Getty Images
The countdown is on, and Super Bowl LX, between the New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks, is less than a week away. This year's game will be held at Le
Apple's smallest tablet is a great option for frequent travelers or anywho who prefers their slabs be the size of an ereader. The latest iPad mini with the A17 Pro chip is down to one of the best prices we've seen right now — $400, which is $100 off.
Apple released this iPad mini in late 2024 and
“Too many GPUs makes you lazy,” says the French startup's vice president of science operations, as the company carves out a different path than the major US AI companies.
Whether you’re biking to the office or schlepping a camera to a shoot, a laptop bag is your constant companion. These WIRED-reviewed packs do the job.
Whether you’re having people over to watch the Patriots and the Seahawks battle it out in Super Bowl 2026, or you’re more interested in the Bad Bunny halftime show, your TV will be an important part of the puzzle of putting together an excellent big-game party. If you’ve been thinking about up
If you need a little help with your New Year's resolution to be more active, you can save on the latest Apple Watch right now. The Apple Watch Series 11 is on sale for $299, which is $100 off and the lowest price we've seen.
We named the Apple Watch Series 11 as our choice for best smartwatch overa
With incredible colors, brightness, and contrast, RGB backlighting is the technology that will drive the next 10 years of innovation in televisions and displays.
Clean your house without the constraint of a power cord with these cordless stick vacuums.
These weatherproof outdoor security cams keep a watchful eye on your property while you get on with life. Our list includes battery-powered and LTE cameras that need no subscription.
Instead of using AI as a coach, our AI chatbots just began talking to each other, as we became human facilitators for an AI love story. Now that's what I call dystopian.
From Heated Rivalry stars to the event’s iconic venues, here’s what you should be looking out for at the Winter Olympics 2026 opening and closing ceremonies.
Outdoor Vitals' Vantage Alpine puffer jacket uses gold-embedded down to break up water molecules to keep you warm and dry.
Entertainment
As the search continues for Savannah Guthrie's kidnapped mother ... Pima County Sheriff Chris Nanos painted a cautiously hopeful picture of where the investigation is at right now. In a new interview Wednesday, Nanos told 'TODAY' ... "We have…
Dave Coulier is opening up about finally being in remission after battling not one, but two types of cancers in just two years ... and says a positive mindset is what carried him through the nightmare. The "Full House" star laid it all out on "GMA"…
Snoop Dogg was blazin' up in Gallarate, Italy today ... but not like that! He's an official torchbearer for the Olympic Winter Games! Check out the clip ... Snoop is clearly living his best life, dancing to his and Dr. Dre's classic "The Next…
Track stars Sha'Carri Richardson and Christian Coleman have both entered not guilty pleas following last Thursday's arrests ... TMZ Sports has learned. Alisia Adamson -- who is representing both sprinters -- filed the court docs earlier this week.…
After Melinda French Gates issued a public plea for her ex-husband Bill Gates to address his mentions in the Epstein Files ... Bill is doing just that in a new -- at times, uncomfortable -- interview. The infamous files show Epstein appeared to…
Tate McRae is basically the Canadian Benedict Arnold in some fans' eyes this week ... after the pop star dropped a promo hyping up Team USA in the Olympics -- despite hailing from the North. The "Revolving door" singer shared the ad on her…
8:59 AM PT -- A rep for Lil Jon tells TMZ ... "The family is asking for privacy at this time. We are also asking for continued prayers for Nathan to come home safe. Thank you" Lil Jon is dealing with a scary situation right now ... his son, DJ…
Tensions were boiling over in Brazil ... 'cause shoppers straight-up lost it while brawling over instant noodles on sale -- and it was all caught on camera. Peep the chaos ... a supermarket in Assu, Brazil, turned into a full-on free-for-all as…
Draymond Green is staring down trade rumors head-on ... and instead of throwing punches, he's throwing gratitude. The four-time NBA champ got brutally honest after the Warriors' 113-94 loss on Tuesday to the 76ers when asked about speculation he…
Shaboozey found himself in hot water after his big Grammy win Sunday ... 'cause some viewers took issue with his acceptance speech, suggesting it ignored the role of enslaved Africans in America. In a mea culpa posted Tuesday, Shaboozey penned a…
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