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An AI video scam targeting a woman used deepfake technology to impersonate actor Steve Burton, leading the victim to lose $81,000 and forced her to sell her home.
Pennsylvania Gov. Shapiro disputes the Department of Homeland Security's claims about a Kyrgyzstan national semitruck driver in a deadly Indiana crash.
Christian McCaffrey shined for the San Francisco 49ers, delivering a standout season fueled by determination and recovery after a year filled with injuries.
Vice President JD Vance calls Iran diplomacy "bizarre" as Supreme Leader Khamenei stays away from negotiations starting starting on Friday in Oman, complicating U.S.-Iran talks.
Canadian-born pop star Tate McRae faces backlash after appearing in a Team USA Olympics ad, reigniting questions about her roots and rising global fame.
Dr. Mehmet Oz, CSM administrator, endorses new dietary guidelines targeting ultra-processed foods and promoting protein over refined carbs, calling the shift "long overdue."
The RNC launched an official TikTok account, following Trump's lead to reach younger voters, marking a strategic shift for the Republican party's digital outreach.
Against all expectations, Lindsey Vonn hit the slopes in Cortina for Olympic downhill training after a devastating ACL injury, saying on social media, "Nothing makes me happier."
A major cancer study finds ultra-processed foods may raise all-cause and cancer-related death risk in survivors, even when diets otherwise appear healthy.
Sports diplomacy shows path forward as North Korean and South Korean athletes demonstrated unity at 2018 Winter Olympics amid political tensions.
Satire
ERIE, PA—Saying that every full-grain cowhide motorcycle jacket would help keep a brooding, wayward rebel warm through the cold weather months, a local charity announced Tuesday that it had begun its 10th annual leather coat drive for bad boys in need. According to organizers, donations can be p
Reggaeton and Latin trap artist Bad Bunny is this year’s Super Bowl halftime show performer. The Onion sat down with the musician to discuss the upcoming show. The Onion : How did you book the halftime show? Bad Bunny: Roger Goodell is my cousin. What can we expect from this year’s halftime
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NEW YORK—Expressing alarm at their friend’s deeply uncharacteristic behavior, concerned sources reported Tuesday that local alcoholic George Ralston wasn’t himself when he was sober. “George is normally such a loud, outgoing party animal, but when he hasn’t had a drink in a while, he bec
GREENVILLE, NC—Calling the contest his “most charitable challenge yet,” content creator Jimmy Donaldson, also known as MrBeast, released a new video Monday in which competitors were informed they could keep all the cash they were able to eat. “When I say ‘Go,’ you rush to the pile of mon
God chose not to bless the union of Russo and Jackson for reasons known only unto Him.
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MILAN — The most prestigious athletic event on the world stage issued a clear political statement this week, as the Winter Olympics announced it would be protesting U.S. President Donald Trump's immigration policies by removing all ice from the skating rinks.
TUCSON, AZ — Local mom Ashley Marsten announced that she was glad to see the fruit she bought at the store earlier this week was finally ripe and ready to eat, and… oh wait… it's rotten.
LITTLE ROCK, AK — As Darren Phillips pulled himself out of bed on Thursday morning, it became apparent to him that there was a growing chance that he could go his whole life without ever mastering the ancient art of the nunchaku.
The Washington Post announced sweeping layoffs amid declining revenue and backlash against the way owner Jeff Bezos has managed the company, with sports coverage, international, metro and the paper’s podcast being hit hardest. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Pledging to provide her with spectacles, a curled-up tie, and whatever else she needed to do a great job, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that he would be appointing Lara Trump as the next Dilbert. “My daughter-in-law Lara is just fantastic, so we’re gonna make her Dilber
WASHINGTON—Saying the millions of documents had restored a pleasure they lost long ago, Americans nationwide said Thursday that the recently released trove of emails connected with disgraced financier and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein had reignited their love of reading. “I didn’t realize how much
DUBUQUE, IA — Employees at Midwest Windows Inc. were reportedly uncomfortable to learn that Frank from accounting was mentioned in the Epstein files for some reason.
NEW YORK, NY. — As teams and fans alike gear up for the start of a new baseball season, to make games more fair, Major League Baseball will now have managers line everyone up and pick teams before each game.
KISSIMMEE, FL — Sources close to missionary Keith Johnson reported that he had entered his twelfth hour of doing the Lord's work of trying to convert ChatGPT to Christianity.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As lawmakers and other notable figures gathered once again for the annual solemn occasion to petition the Almighty God on behalf of the country, politicians were reportedly hoping that the National Prayer Breakfast would wrap up in time for them to make it to the scheduled Coke
Sports
Tim Bontemps canvasses the league after the deadline's grand finale, which now sets up a fascinating summer.
The Harden trade was a mutual recognition as much as an admission from the Clippers that the 11-time All-Star had a better chance to win elsewhere -- and a tumultuous, disappointing era in Los Angeles was effectively over.
There were five key points over the last year that set New England on track to face the Seahawks on Sunday.
Boomer has correctly picked the winner in five of the past seven years. Which preseason long shot is he picking Sunday?
On Friday, the 2026 Milan Cortina Olympics will kick off. From Lindsey Vonn to Amber Glenn, here are the athletes you'll want to know.
Jets DT Harrison Phillips said it has been difficult for the team to get over the franchise's losing culture, saying first-year coach Aaron Glenn inherited a "cancerous" group.
The Pro Football Hall of Fame will welcome five into its 2026 class, including Drew Brees and Larry Fitzgerald -- who were in their first year of eligibility -- as well as Adam Vinatieri, Luke Kuechly and Roger Craig.
A provision for the U.S. to withhold its annual dues to WADA is now law until the organization takes steps to address the country's accusations that it's beholden to Chinese influence.
We navigated the thousands of bets being offered for Super Bowl LX and narrowed it down to our 60 favorite from 10 different categories.
Multiple sportsbooks have reported taking MVP wagers on long shots, including a variety of Seahawks defenders.
In some years, the Super Bowl commercials are as memorable as the game itself. Here are the 10 best Super Bowl commercials of all time.
View the complete list of NFL MVPs by year, including every winner's position and team. Who has the most MVPs? Find out here!
Matthew Stafford should've won MVP by a larger margin, and Bill Belichick's snub overshadowed the announcement of the Hall of Fame class.
Matthew Stafford has won his first MVP.
Here's everything we need to know about Shohei Ohtani's plans to play in the 2026 World Baseball Classic with Japan.
Jaxon Smith-Njigba has won Offensive Player of the Year after leading the league in receiving.
How might USA deploy its best roster ever? Breaking down the lineup, arms and decisions for manager Mark DeRosa.
There were several defensive rookie standouts in 2025, but Browns linebacker Carson Schwesinger stood above them all.
The second all-time passer and the second all-time receiver get the call to the Hall along with a great linebacker, running back and kicker.
Mike Vrabel has the Patriots in the Super Bowl, but the head coach has already received some hardware ahead of Sunday's game.
Tech
Anker rolled out a bunch of new chargers and other gear at CES 2026, including a cute one that's already on sale. The new Nano charger with smart display, which is an upgrade to the existing Nano charger in Anker's lineup, is on sale for $30 right now when you clip an on-page coupon on Amazon. That'
Apple is no longer launching an AI service that can “replicate” a doctor and act as a personal health coach, according to Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman. The company has reportedly scaled back the unannounced initiative in recent weeks, following a recent organization reshuffling wherein services chi
If you haven't heard, there's now a social network for AI: Moltbook, a site that purportedly features AI agents talking to each other. That includes OpenClaw, a personal AI agent (formerly called Clawdbot and Moltbot) that's open source and free for anyone to run on their systems. In this episode, D
TikTok’s signature features that hooked users around the world are its algorithm and endless scroll. Now, though, the European Union has called those aspects of the app illegal and may order the company to alter them. “Today, the European Commission preliminarily found TikTok in breach of the Di
It's big-game season, which means it's a good time to look for home theater gear on sale ahead of Super Bowl 2026. There are plenty of Super Bowl TV deals to consider, but if you have arguably the most important piece of the puzzle down, you may want to upgrade your sound system instead. Sonos' late
The Last of Us series co-creator Craig Mazin is teaming with Hasbro Entertainment to create an HBO series based on the popular (and spicy) Baldur’s Gate 3 game, Deadline reported. The show will be simply be called Baldur’s Gate and the story will resume where Baldur’s Gate 3 left off. Mazin wi
A free trial to a virtual private network (VPN) can mean a few different things. Several of the best VPNs let you try them out without paying. A rare few, and only one on this list, let you try them without submitting payment information at all. Some VPNs have forever free plans that let you use the
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With over 155 million sold, Nintendo’s Switch is officially the company’s biggest console hit ever. It’s been a long road to surpassing the DS, which reached 154 million consoles over its seven-year lifespan. The Switch, meanwhile, is a year shy of its 10-year anniversary. We’ve seen the or
The company’s robotaxi service is supposed to launch in the US capital this year. But while service rollouts have been relatively smooth in other cities, DC’s rules have made things tricky.
The 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Olympic Games kick off with the Opening Ceremony this Friday. Here's how to watch. (REUTERS/Claudia Greco)
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The 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Olympics begin this week, and this year's Opening Ceremony promises to be one for the ages. The three-hou
For two weeks, medical experts monitor the astronauts as they remain indoors, live in isolation, and avoid physical touch, all to prevent harmful microbes from traveling to space.
A good dehumidifier can banish damp and mold, and help you keep a comfortable temperature in your home.
For years, quad axel jumps seemed impossible. Then Ilia Malinin landed one in 2022. As he heads to the Milano Cortina Games, everyone wants to know what’s next.
Doctors, nurses, and other officers are increasingly being deployed to ICE detention centers. Some have resigned in protest, while others offer a rare look into bleak conditions.
Typically, the Olympics aren’t a hotbed of gambling. For the 2026 Winter Games, sportsbooks and betting platforms are watching for illicit activity while testing new ways to get people to bet.
The world champion adaptive snowboard cross athlete repairs his own prostheses before a competition.
We tested five popular tax services to see which is the best to choose in 2026. Plus, we’ve rounded up helpful tips and guidance to lessen the headache of filing.
We tried dozens of house shoes to find the best pairs for working from home, running errands, and avoiding cold floors. Here are the ones worth your feet.
Entertainment
It's no secret President Donald Trump and the Obamas don't get along ... but DT has now taken their bad vibes to a whole new level, posting a short video of Barack and Michelle depicted as apes. Trump uploaded the shocking clip on his Truth Social…
Cristina Pérez Galcenco -- a global runway model -- has died at 21, according to media reports. Galcenco's body was discovered at her house in Malaga -- a city in Spain -- on February 3 ... and her cause of death appeared to be natural, several…
"You can’t sit with us" isn’t just a "Mean Girls" quote ... it’s apparently a very real rule in Congress … and Rep. Sara Jacobs says she’s had to use it IRL! TMZ caught up with the Democratic California congresswoman in Washington, D.C.…
Before these two cool bros turned into a pop rock duo, they were just runnin' the concrete jungle, writing music at just 5 years old ... and surrounded by acting and writing! They were on Nickelodeon -- both part of "The Naked Brothers Band." One…
The attorney who represented Jaxson Hayes' ex-girlfriend in a domestic violence lawsuit against the Lakers' big man is ripping the NBA after it handed down a suspension for shoving a mascot ... telling TMZ Sports he feels the league doesn't have…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. We'll be real here ... the economy's not in a great spot right now, and not all of us have the bread to go sun ourselves at one of the places where they filmed "The…
Tinashe's getting wet and wild this Aquarius season ... and we've put together her hottest shots to prove it to you on her birthday! The rapper and actor turns 33 on Friday ... the perfect age to nearly bare it all in a bright, Barbie-pink bikini…
Eric Dickerson is NOT backing down from his Bad Bunny stance -- and now he’s dragging the NFL into the fire! The Hall of Fame running back tells TMZ Sports he's doubling down on the opposition to the global superstar's headlining of Sunday's…
Moment of truth in the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping case ... the first deadline from the ransom letter came and went ... but the family says they still haven't heard a peep from whoever abducted her. The first deadline lapsed at 4 PM PT Thursday ...…
Thirsty Thursday never felt so good ... SZA and Tammy Hembrow both rocked striped bikinis, but which lucky lady is grabbin' hold of your vote?! The question here is: Who'd You Rather?! VOTE NOW!
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