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Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield, Massachusetts, faces a boycott and accusations of ableism after lifting its mask mandate on Saturdays to stay afloat.
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani fired back at Benjamin Netanyahu's accusations of supporting Hamas by citing the ICC arrest warrant for alleged war crimes.
As farmers face rising operation costs, many are looking for additional ways to bring in more money and some are offering overnight stays on their properties in effort to do that.
Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier alleges a Pine View School teacher bullied a conservative eighth grader and labeled him a "misogynist."
Jeremy Porter was charged with capital murder after police said he killed 5-year-old Zah'Layah Walter in a roadway shooting in northwest Harris County.
Chris Spatola - starting guard for the Army Black Knights and later coached under Mike Krzyzewski at Duke before joining ESPN's broadcast team has passed.
Caitlin Clark flirted with a triple-double as the Indiana Fever handed the league-best Minnesota Lynx their largest deficit of the season so far.
Ella Langley celebrated a career-defining milestone after “Choosin’ Texas" spent its 23rd week at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100.
Harris keeps 2028 door open as she hits midterm campaign trail, warns ‘28 won’t matter’ without 2026
Kamala Harris told Detroit voters she has not decided on a 2028 presidential run, stressing that the 2026 midterm elections must come first.
Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko told a youth forum that he and Vladimir Putin regularly argue over who is the bigger dictator.
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SACRAMENTO, CA — Famously dyslexic Governor Gavin Newsom hosted a press conference today celebrating gas prices in California reaching a new milestone of $1.87.
KANSAS CITY, MO — One of football's biggest stars was revealed to have fallen prey to scammers, as Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was victimized by a criminal ring that forces people to dress like idiots.
EPHRAIM — With his marriage to former prostitute Gomer off to a rocky start, the prophet Hosea began to seriously regret his decision to forego premarital counseling.
After two delays, the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI will be released this November. Here is everything we know about the game so far. Open-world activities include playing volleyball, chess, cards, or GTA V Gunshot sound effects performed by Sir Ian McKellen Child support payments carry ove
WASHINGTON—Insisting that the adjustment was long overdue, the Federal Bureau of Investigation announced Thursday that it would raise the national murder rate for the first time since 2023. “For far too long, prior administrations succumbed to pressure to continuously reduce the number of Americ
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States House of Representatives canceled all scheduled votes and went on break to recuperate from a long, tough stretch of not doing anything.
Here are the steps the NFL follows to evaluate head injuries. Step 1: Player receives devastating helmet-to-helmet hit that leaves him motionless for 46 seconds Step 2: Spotter initiates protocol after noticing entire offense kneeling in prayer beside teammate Step 3: Referee blows ceremonial gjalla
BRUSSELS — Speaking in Strasbourg, France, on Wednesday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that she had deemed Canada weak enough to join the European Union.
GÖBEKLITEPE — The invention of the wheel may lead to massive job loss, according to a caveman who sounded the alarm to warn the rest of caveman society.
The post Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde appeared first on The Onion.
PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadium tour. “This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie,” said the 35-year-old music
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In a dramatic reversal of decades of established organizational practice, the PGA Tour announced Wednesday that, effective immediately, golf would be loud. “After careful consideration, the board of directors and I agree that, going forward, the game of golf will be really
A totally oblivious Tyler Neiman, 29, will be killed Wednesday while commuting home from his bowling league. Though still alive for now, he will be missed.
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GREENSBORO, NC—Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his neighbor’s mulch. “Well, well, well—unless my eyes deceive, I’d say we’ve got ourselves
LAS VEGAS—Seemingly unbothered by his disgrace as he sauntered through the glass doors and onto the Las Vegas Strip, coward Kevin Lombardo reportedly left the Flamingo casino Friday even though he still had a full $200 in his wallet. “I sat there and actually watched that spineless piece of shi
More than 8,000 people in Michigan received IDs with a photo of a random smiling man printed on them, with officials stressing the photo is a generic non-resident. What do you think?
The post Thousands Of IDs Misprinted With Random Man’s Face appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Erling Haaland is contracted to Manchester City for another eight years, but could Bayern Munich sign him? Transfer Talk has the latest.
Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani's health is "probably an eight or a nine" on a scale from 1 to 10, according to manager Dave Roberts, and the two-way star will be back in the lineup Wednesday against the Padres.
The Lynx went into the second-to-last game of the season against the Fever with a chance to wrap up the No. 1 seed -- which they eventually did thanks to a Valkyries loss -- but coach Cheryl Reeve didn't play her normal starters in the second half.
Seahawks coach Mike Macdonald says the Broncos wrongfully accused Seattle of a Spygate-like cheating scandal in 2024. Denver coach Sean Payton ultimately "backed off" after the Seahawks threatened a lawsuit if the Broncos went public with the allegation.
The Niners are signing free agent wideout Brandin Cooks to their practice squad, a source told ESPN on Tuesday.
Jaxson Dart's knee injury is more severe than originally anticipated, and the Giants QB could miss the rest of the season, sources told NFL Network's Ian Rapoport and Mike Garafolo.
A woman who says she is a victim in the FBI's fraud case against Daejon Love said she sent a "complaint/concern" to the Niners in December 2025, eight months before Love was arrested and charged with wire fraud and conspiracy to commit wire fraud.
Drew Rasmussen took a no-hit bid into the seventh inning as the Rays beat the Yankees 6-1 on Tuesday to clinch their fifth AL East title.
Chris Spatola, an ESPN college basketball analyst and former Army starting guard, has died at age 47, the network announced on Tuesday.
Forget the MVP and Cy Young Award races -- it's time to hand out our annual wide-ranging hardware.
Playing in perhaps baseball’s toughest division, the Tampa Bay Rays were the class of the field this season
A weekly look at MLB's standings and how they are informing the postseason picture.
Here's the latest from around the NFL on Tuesday.
Caleb Williams has brought in a new set of emotions into the NFL, and you shouldn't have a problem with it.
In this week's QB Notebook, we diagnose what's wrong with Aaron Rodgers, Bo Nix and Baker Mayfield while we make a prediction for Drew Lock.
With Jaxson Dart potentially out for the season, the Giants have a big decision to make at QB. Ralph Vacchiano makes the case for sticking with Jameis Winston.
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Nick Wright's quarterback mountain has a new occupant at the top.
Colin Cowherd revealed his Herd Hierarchy rankings heading into Week 3.
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There's no perfect solution, but different authentication methods can work better in some circumstances than others.
The fact that the "send" button shares real estate with the "record" button can make dealing with iMessage aggravating.
CarPlay works well from the start, but you can enjoy a better driving experience by changing some options.
So close and yet so far...
Anti-aliasing is an important settings for PC games, but not all methods that achieve the goal of smoother edges work the same way.
If you've had some songs in your Apple Music app turn gray and become unavailable, there are some things you can try.
The company blames technical errors and a difference of opinion on how wages should be calculated for pay irregularities.
It will offer several privacy-focused options for users who aren't automatically confirmed as adults.
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Entertainment
Dolly Parton wasn't keeping 9-to-5 hours on her deathbed ... instead, she was closing up and refusing to allow most friends and family to see her -- except for one essential worker. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... Dolly's dying…
Everyone, say happy birthday to Jordyn Woods! The model is 29 and lookin' fine ... so what better way to celebrate than with some hot shots?! Jordyn's been showing off her sexy curves for years -- and we've rounded up some of her steamiest snaps…
American actress and writer Maribeth Monroe was in her early 30s when she played Alice -- the authoritative manager of TelAmeriCorp -- in the sitcom series "Workaholics" back in 2011. Maribeth was part of an ensemble cast including Blake Anderson,…
Drake's goth girl, Pinkchyu, gave an interesting answer about her relationship with the rapper when asked where they stand today. On Tuesday, Pinkchyu spoke to TMZ during a visit to Los Angeles. The influencer, who went viral for appearing on…
Dr. Drew thinks Presley Gerber shouldn't have even been in a rehab facility to begin with ... he thinks the model should've been sent to a psychiatric hospital. We had Dr. Drew on "The TMZ Podcast," and he told us Cindy Crawford's son might have…
Niall Horan is immortalizing his late One Direction bandmate during his concert. After playing his song "End Of An Era" during the opening night of his "Dinner Party" tour in Birmingham, England, Niall played spoken audio of Liam Payne. You can…
Courtney Stodden says Petco's bird sales can't be allowed to fly ... and she and PETA are sticking together like birds of a feather to make the company stop. We caught up with the social media star on Tuesday ... and she was feeling like a free…
George Floyd's family wants answers about what happened to the millions raised in his name after his death ... and they're demanding his brother open the books. A Houston-based lawyer sent Philonise Floyd a letter on behalf of 3 other family…
Dolly Parton's nephew wasn't just fired as security for the singer's properties ... he was ordered to stay away and told to have his personnel “peaceably vacate the Properties at once” ... TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained the letter Bryan Seaver…
Theo Von is speaking out about the war in Gaza ... noting that Macklemore got sacked from Ed Sheeran's tour for doing the same thing. Theo opened up about his stance on what's happening to Palestinians in a new clip on social media, saying ... "It…
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