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A woman twice showed up uninvited at Kamala Harris and Doug Emhoff's $8 million Malibu home, prompting security to call the sheriff late Friday evening.
Alan Ritchson and wife Catherine announced their split after 20 years of marriage, vowing to co-parent their three sons with grace and friendship.
Ayanle Siad Barre, son of Somalia's former dictator, has been living in Ohio's large Somali community, prompting calls for a U.S. investigation.
Kara Lawson says a FIBA Women's World Cup title would carry special meaning after the 9/11 anniversary, hoping Team USA can unite the country.
Pastor Steve Junker of Minnesota suffered a spinal cord injury and nearly drowned in a pool aboard the Sun Princess cruise ship while celebrating his son's wedding in Italy.
Drew Mestemaker threw for 317 yards and rushed for 109 as Oklahoma State ended a 21-game FBS losing skid with a massive college football upset.
Brian "Nashville" Duckworth performed with family band Taylor Made and scored a Billboard hit before his death at age 56 at his home on Sept. 7.
Bryce Underwood rushed 18 times for 87 yards as Michigan's defense smothered Heisman contender John Mateer in a stunning upset in Ann Arbor.
Solo restaurant reservations surged 22% year over year, according to Toast data, as dining alone sheds its stigma and reshapes the industry.
Jemele Hill slammed ESPN for hosting Senator Ted Cruz on "College GameDay," but her own history of political commentary on the network reveals blatant hypocricy.
Satire
PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local man Josh Peterson wondered what exactly the prayers of a not-that-righteous man like himself availeth.
U.S. — Experts speculated this week that the Lindsay Clancy trial had set the feminist movement back several decades, but warned that there could be negative effects as well.
FORT WORTH, TX — Bystanders at Andretti Karting reported that local dad Mark Hamilton was clearly just using his children as an excuse to ride go-karts.
You've all heard about them on the news. Pregnancy centers that reportedly contain and engage in only the most horrific and terrifying things. The things found within the corridors of these centers that seek to help young women through their pregnancies have remained a mystery… until now.
GARY, IN — As Liam Miles cracked open a copy of The Beginner's Bible to read to his son, he couldn't help but notice that the text was noticeably vague on the backstory for Rahab the Harlot.
BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Expressing regret over her decision to star in and produce the film Practical Magic 2, co-lead Sandra Bullock told reporters Friday that she should have just had dinner with Nicole Kidman. “Honestly, when the studio came to me and asked if I wanted to do a legacy sequel, I was
ROANOKE, VA — A man awoke from a year-long coma this morning, then eagerly checked his phone to see how unified and virtuous the American political right became in the wake of Charlie Kirk's death.
Don't you just hate it when you're out buying Pokémon cards, only to discover that you left your wallet at home? Well, with an exciting new life hack, you'll never forget your wallet again.
NEW YORK, NY — In a somber ceremony Friday morning, Mayor Zohram Mamdani laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Hijacker in remembrance of the 25th anniversary of 9/11.
REDMOND, WA — According to sources, a local man who paid over $5 a gallon for gas was sure glad he stuck it to Elon Musk by getting rid of his Tesla.
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Onion Sports examines the incredible engineering in today's NFL gear.
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U.S. — As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of the jury confirmed that white women were now arguing that black men should only have three-fifths of a jury vote.
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Australia’s record industry banned music made entirely using AI from officially charting, responding to a version of Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” produced using AI-generated vocals and drums which charted for 16 weeks. What do you think?
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The 78th Primetime Emmy Awards will air on Monday. The Onion shares everything you need to know about this year’s ceremony. Q: Who’s most likely to win? A: Taylor Dearden is a favorite for Outstanding Attempt To Hide You’re A Cranston. Q: What happens if someone’s speech goes too long? A:
The lovely couple could not afford the time off work, so they wed in eight 15-minute chunks over three days during their allotted bathroom breaks.
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NEW YORK—In an effort to deepen viewer connection to the on-field product, Major League Baseball officials announced Tuesday a new fan-engagement initiative in which every ball introduced into play would be accompanied by a rich emotional backstory explaining its personal stakes, motivations, and
GALENA, IL—Calling the woman a “desperate slut” who hadn’t put in a hard day’s work in her life, an anonymous source told reporters Monday that local mother Tara Grunsen had only attained a senior role in her family because she had slept her way to the top. “I hate to say it, but the so
Sports
From a questionable injury status to world No. 1, Elena Rybakina had a miraculous run to the US Open title.
Oklahoma State ended a 21-game skid against FBS opponents by pulling off the first true stunner of the 2026 season, beating No. 6 Oregon 39-31 on Saturday.
Lamar Jackson has been reluctant to discuss a long-term extension with the Ravens and has been more focused on the upcoming 2026 season, league sources told ESPN.
Michigan coach Kyle Whittingham clarified his remarks from last week, saying Bryce Underwood is solidified as the team's quarterback after Underwood led the Wolverines to a 17-10 upset of Oklahoma on Saturday.
The Texans and C.J. Stroud made a run at completing a contract extension before the regular season begins, but both sides agreed they now prefer to wait until after this season to work out a long-term deal, sources told ESPN and NFL Network.
Akron season-ticket holder Marty Whims, who won the "Offensive Coordinator For A Day" contest, saw his first drive as a coach end with a receiver's fumble.
Chiefs left tackle Josh Simmons is out for Monday's season opener against the Broncos, with Kansas City expected to turn to undrafted rookie Kahlil Benson to help protect returning quarterback Patrick Mahomes.
The Tigers had a number of trolls for their rivals after a Week 2 Border War win.
Mikel Arteta railed against the officials' decision to award Sunderland a penalty against Arsenal despite his side going on to win the match 2-0.
Elena Rybakina won her first US Open championship and punctuated her climb to the top of women's tennis by defeating Aryna Sabalenka 6-4, 5-7, 6-2 on Saturday in New York, the third Grand Slam title of her career and the second this year.
Marty Whims II got to experience the joy and frustration of being the offensive coordinator for the Akron Zips on Saturday afternoon. Check out how it ended.
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Oklahoma State fans rushed the field after the Cowboys beat Oregon and tore down one of the goal posts.
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The Houston Texans and quarterback C.J. Stroud have decided to wait until after the 2026 season to try to negotiate a long-term deal.
Oregon didn't look great but its season isn't over after Oklahoma State pulled off the upset win.
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FOX Sports' RJ Young offers up three takeaways from Michigan's thrilling 17-10 win over No. 11 Oklahoma on "Big Noon Saturday."
Tech
These issues may appear similar, but there's an easy way to tell them apart.
Your Steam Deck, Switch or Ally may benefit from occasional restarts. Here's why you should consider it.
If you've already tried updating your phone, the car's software might be the issue.
Your iPhone's Focus modes, including Do Not Disturb, are a great way to reduce interruptions. But what's the difference in how they work?
You have several new options for Alexa's voice and personality. Here's how to find and change those settings.
Announced at BlizzCon 2026, the new StarCraft won't be here until spring 2030.
NVIDIA calls DLSS 5 the biggest graphics breakthrough since ray tracing; critics call it an AI slop filter.
The agents OpenAI was testing attacked a software service called RubyGems in May, months before the attacks on Hugging Face.
Blizzard also confirmed that a Diablo animated series is in development with Netflix.
Your Apple Wallet can hold more than cards; those in certain states can also store a digital copy of their driver's license.
Take your home office to new heights with our favorite motorized standing desks.
A subset of male gamers have spent years warning that the transgressive series has been neutered by progressive developers, but the backlash isn’t taking hold.
I tried all the top models to find the best 3-in-1 Apple charging stations, pads, and more. Keep your iPhone, Apple Watch, and AirPods topped up with these WIRED-tested docking systems.
Plus: The US disrupts the internet’s biggest black market, a Conti ransomware hacker gets prison time, Meta fails to stop AI-generated videos of child abuse.
Turns out that the best office chair is also the best gaming chair, now with aesthetics to match.
Steven Strogatz coauthored a book about how math is moving beyond human understanding. He spoke with WIRED about the seismic impact artificial intelligence has had on his life’s work.
And if your tap water is undrinkable, you have no “constitutional right to truthful information” about it.
South Park, Slow Horses, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and a Lego-fied Mandalorian are just a few of the things you should be watching right now.
The agency that oversees prediction markets has investigated Polymarket trades on Biden pardons and the Iran war—and even more potential insider trading at Google, documents obtained by WIRED show.
The proposed class action alleges Meta illegally harvested people’s Facebook and Instagram photos to train its AI image-generation models and to build its unreleased “NameTag” face recognition feature.
Entertainment
Lady Gaga's clearly a protective mom ... holding her baby tightly in the first photos taken of the pair together. The singer-songwriter was spotted recently holding her swaddled child close to her chest while walking with her fiancé, Michael…
Adult film star Charlie Forde is taking a break from the mattress to support a cause that really matters ... jumping back into her old career to help needy animals. Here's the deal ... Charlie's got into the porn world a few years ago -- after she…
Celine Dion’s back to headlining shows … a super emotional moment for the star, who broke down in tears during her performance. The singer-songwriter took the stage in Nanterre, France, Saturday night -- the first show of her long-awaited…
Ted Cruz didn't get a warm welcome in his home state ... because it seems a bunch of college-aged kids gave him a Texas-sized raking over the coals -- mocking him during his appearance on ESPN's "College GameDay." The senator from Texas joined the…
Comedian Charleston White has been arrested for battery in Florida ... TMZ has learned. The 49-year-old jokester -- who boasts more than 250,000 subscribers on his YouTube channel -- was arrested by the Hollywood Police Department on Saturday ...…
Lexy Panterra will soon be welcoming her first child ... because TMZ has learned she's pregnant -- and she's got no issue showing off her growing baby bump. Check out these pics of the star from a New York Fashion Week event Friday night ... where…
Alan Ritchson and his wife are splitting up ... with the actor announcing the sad news in a social media post on Saturday. The "Reacher" star shared the statement in a joint text post with his wife, Catherine Ritchson ... writing, "After twenty…
Taylor Frankie Paul says she's not getting down and dirty with anyone until she finds Mr. Right ... and she's teasing that she'd like to find him on "Bachelorette Round Two." The reality TV star took to social media on Saturday to discuss her…
Oneil Cruz -- one of the top bats on the Pittsburgh Pirates -- allegedly brought in a "fixer" to buy off the families of three people who died in a tragic car accident ... according to a new report. ProPublica released a report earlier this week…
Kamala Harris and Doug Emhoff needed help from the cops last night ... because TMZ has learned an incident went down at her idyllic Los Angeles-area home. A spokesperson for Kamala, Eduardo Negrón, tells TMZ ... on Friday night, security personnel…
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