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Bitcoin extortion emails claiming hackers stole your information are hitting thousands of inboxes daily, and experts are warning users of the signs.
Ingestible smart capsules deliver medication directly to specific gut locations using microscopic needles and targeted drug release systems.
Bangladeshi man accused of running massive international sextortion scheme targeting hundreds of minors extradited from Malaysia to face federal charges.
Rory McIlroy withdrew from the Arnold Palmer Invitational after suffering back spasms during warmups, putting his Masters title defense in doubt just weeks before Augusta.
Coffee shops aren't your living room, says one etiquette expert. Discover the unwritten rules about ordering, lingering, and respecting shared public spaces.
YouTube fitness star Stephanie Buttermore passed away unexpectedly at age 36, leaving behind fiancé Jeff Nippard and her dedicated community of over 1 million subscribers.
An American family from Louisiana has been stranded in Dubai as missiles shake their hotel amid the Middle East crisis. They were hopeful about getting out this weekend.
Shark attacks worldwide increased in 2025 with 65 unprovoked bites recorded globally, while fatalities doubled above the decade average according to researchers.
Sheer trend dominates Paris Fashion Week as Kate Moss, Sofía Vergara, Michelle Pfeiffer showcase daring outfits at Tom Ford and Saint Laurent runway shows.
Andy Dick reveals he was clinically dead after his December overdose, with doctors finding "five to seven holes" in his brain from years of drug use.
Satire
Kristi Noem was fired from her post as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security and will be replaced by Senator Markwayne Mullin (R-OK), the embattled Noem’s exit following intense public backlash to her handling of Trump’s immigration crackdown and mishandling of department funds. What
WASHINGTON—Characterizing her new role in the middle of an Iowa corn field as a better fit for her skill set, the White House announced Friday that former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem had been reassigned as a scarecrow at the USDA. “While she clearly struggled in her prior position, w
NEW YORK, NY — After months of mounting concern over her apparent change in viewpoints on geopolitical matters, popular commentator and podcaster Megyn Kelly reportedly went back to normal after eating a Snickers.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The United States State Department issued an evacuation order for the U.S. embassy located in downtown Minneapolis on Friday, citing concerns over the safety of American citizens in the area.
WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay their son’s cell phone bill if he dies at war. “You may be grieving at first, but, believe m
U.S. — As the Trump cabinet experienced a significant changing of the guard, new Department of Homeland Security nominee Markwayne Mullin surged in popularity among the American people after vowing to deport liberal white ladies.
The post Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead appeared first on The Onion.
Longtime Justice Department employee Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Washington, D.C., was arrested and charged in a child pornography case and is facing federal criminal charges in Maryland. What do you think?
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Voting in local elections is key to democracy. The Onion shares tips for researching candidates on the ballot in your community. First, learn the name of the town or city you live in, and ideally the state as well. Decide exactly how important it is to you that your vote is informed. Ensure your p
NEW YORK—Jeopardizing the fate of what could be a landmark federal antitrust trial, U.S. prosecutors were reportedly unable to attend the Live Nation trial Friday after scalpers bought every ticket. “Ah, shit, I promised my daughter I was going to prosecute Live Nation for her birthday,” said
LONDON—Faced with continuing public outrage over the former prince’s ties to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, the British royal family on Friday quietly removed Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s popular line of salad dressings from stores. “For decades, British consumers have associated Andre
WASHINGTON—Having abandoned his pledge not to let construction interfere with the plane’s existing structure or aerodynamic design, President Donald Trump defended on Thursday his decision to add a “magnificent” neoclassical ballroom to Air Force One. Trump, who appeared dismissive of photos
Statistically speaking, not every wedding is going to be magical.
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Sports
Former UConn basketball player Steve Emt was paralyzed in a car accident at 25. Then he discovered his immense skill in Paralympic curling.
The Eagles and DT Jordan Davis have reached agreement on a three-year, $78 million extension that includes $65 million guaranteed.
Rams cornerback Darious Williams has retired after 100 regular-season NFL games. Following Williams' retirement, Los Angeles still has four pending free agents at cornerback.
Olympic figure skating gold medalist Alysa Liu has withdrawn from the world championships later this month.
The Cowboys have placed a $5.7 million second-round tender on kicker Brandon Aubrey, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter. Dallas hopes to sign the Pro Bowler to a multiyear extension.
WNBA star Caitlin Clark is gearing up for her U.S. national team debut in next week's FIBA World Cup qualifier in Puerto Rico.
Rory McIlroy withdrew from the third round of the Arnold Palmer Invitational on Saturday when he felt muscle spasms in his back that were not going away.
Has Division I's only undefeated team done enough to secure its spot?
The Bills and center Connor McGovern have reached agreement on a four-year, $52 million deal, which includes $32 million guaranteed, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
The Ravens have won the Maxx Crosby sweepstakes, beating out the Cowboys and others by sending 2026 and 2027 first-round picks to the Raiders for the star pass rusher, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
New Orleans Saints defensive back Alontae Taylor made it clear that he's "definitely" the top NFL free agent cornerback.
Let's see who is favored to take home the Lombardi Trophy next season now that a few big offseason trades have gone down.
Josef Newgarden is the new favorite for INDYCAR's race at the Desert Double in Phoenix. Here are the latest odds for the entire field.
A 17-year-old pitcher and son of a former big leaguer got Aaron Judge to ground into a double play in the World Baseball Classic.
Jon Rahm, Thomas Detry and Harold Varner III are in a three-way tie for the lead at LIV Golf Hong Kong after Round 3.
Japan hit four home runs, including two by Cubs slugger Seiya Suzuki, as Shohei Ohtani & Co. beat South Korea in Pool C action.
A guide to watch and stream the next INDYCAR race at Phoenix Raceway.
Team USA pulled away from a surprisingly tough Brazilian squad at the World Baseball Classic.
Manny Ramirez watched his son Lucas Ramirez hit a leadoff home run for Brazil against the United States in the World Baseball Classic.
Tech
Following in the footsteps of Australia, Indonesia will be the latest country to limit social media usage for children under 16. Meutya Hafid, Indonesia's communication and digital affairs minister, announced that a new government regulation will require "high-risk" platforms to delete any accounts
Roblox has launched a feature powered by AI that can rephrase inappropriate language in real time. The online game has been using AI filters to block out any language that goes against its policy for a while now, but it has been replacing censored chats with a series of hash signs (####). Roblox adm
It’s a busy time for the reviews team and Engadget, and with Apple announcing new devices this week, we aren’t letting up any time soon. New products from Samsung, Dell, Google and ASUS headline the roundup this time, and we’ve got a few unique items to discuss as well. Read on to catch up on
There is so much to love about Dell's new XPS 14, it's hard for me to discuss it without sounding like a total fanboy. Its new design makes it incredibly thin and light. And Intel's Panther Lake chips give it a ton of power, even when it comes to games. After reviving the XPS brand from last year's
You need to sort out that rat’s nest of cables under your desk. These cable management tips and products can help you do it.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. We've got a lot of new and upcoming games to highlight this week, and those are on top of all of our coverage of the Nintendo Indie World stream the other day. Nintendo packed a lot of news into that 18-minute stream, includin
Want to digitally control your favorite instruments? These tools will help.
Should you get a high-tech jacket like a grid fleece, or stick with tried and true merino wool? We found the warmest, lightest mid layers for your next adventure.
Plus: Proton helped the FBI identify a protester, the Leakbase cybercrime forum was busted in an international operation, and more.
As missiles and drones cross the region’s skies, the Gulf’s layered air-defense networks—from THAAD to Patriot batteries—are being tested in real time.
Make a recovery plan now to avoid losing access to your account in the future.
Deveillance’s Spectre I, developed by a recent Harvard grad, wants to give people control over the always-on wearables surrounding their lives. The problem? Physics.
Marley Spoon has stripped Martha Stewart from its website and seems to be cooking a little differently. Here’s a review.
As part of a Year in Review blog detailing changes Valve made to Steam in 2025, the company shared a minor update on its hardware plans that doesn't sound good for anyone hoping to buy a Steam Machine, Steam Controller or Steam Frame in 2026. Specifically, the company is now opening up the possibili
From cast-iron pans to mechanical watches, we’ve rounded up products that are made to last for decades.
Netflix's library of streamable party games is expanding today with a custom version of Overcooked! All You Can Eat. Netflix launched its cloud gaming program with games like Lego Party and Tetris Time Warp, but Overcooked feels a bit unique because it features a roster of Netflix-affiliated charact
Here’s a guide to all the models—plus Pixel case recommendations and smart software tricks to try.
Nintendo of America is suing the US government, including the Department of Treasury, Department of Homeland Security and US Customs and Border Protection, over its tariff policy, Aftermath reports. The video game giant already raised prices on the Nintendo Switch in August 2025 in response to “ma
Samsung caught flak for the Galaxy Buds 3. The company’s mimicry of Apple’s AirPods was all too obvious last year when it opted for a stem or “blade” design after several generations of putting touch controls on the main housing of its earbuds. The Galaxy Buds 4 and Galaxy Buds 4 Pro continu
One of the biggest issues with mainline Pokémon games is that you're often so focused on catching, battling and trying to be the very best that you don't have time to stop and smell the flowers. But in Pokémon Pokopia, you're rewarded for doing just that while building a loving community of friend
Entertainment
Britney Spears did not try to run from cops after they pulled her over earlier this week ... despite reports to the contrary. Here's the deal ... a new rumor is going around online that Britney led cops on an hour-long chase before she was arrested…
Donald Trump says he's too busy to learn Spanish ... even while he works on a new initiative drawing Latin America deeper into the U.S.A.'s sphere of influence. POTUS spoke at the first Shield of the Americas summit in Miami Saturday ... launching…
Lady Gaga will be going by Mrs. Lady Gaga "soon," because the pop icon says her marriage to fiancé Michael Polansky is right around the corner. Gaga provided a major update on her upcoming nuptials during her Friday appearance on Bruno Mars’…
Timothée Chalamet is getting heat for some ugly remarks he made about the opera & ballet industry -- and he's even pissed off perhaps the most famous opera house in the world! The Metropolitan Opera in NYC on Friday shared a TikTok video…
Blueface is driving home the point he's NOT the biological dad of two-year-old Chrisean Jr. -- the son of his on-again, off-again girlfriend Chrisean Rock. The rapper posted a message on X Thursday night, insisting "Jr is not my biological son RIP…
Jeff Nippard -- a popular bodybuilder and fitness influencer -- has suffered a major loss ... his fiancée has died. Nippard's team broke the bad news Friday, issuing a statement on Instagram about the passing of Stephanie Buttermore. Her cause of…
Tony! Toni! Toné! singer D'Wayne Wiggins’ family is involved in a bitter war over his 6-figure estate nearly a year after his death ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, D'Wayne’s daughter, Ilahn Wiggins, claimed…
Travis and Jason Kelce’s mom, Donna Kelce, is in the middle of a home renovation ... TMZ has learned. According to official records filed last month, Taylor Swift’s future mother-in-law appears to be redoing her 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom,…
Machine Gun Kelly witnessed a frightening incident during his UK performance Friday night -- a fan fell right through the stage! Check out video which has gone viral ... MGK is belting out one of his tunes at London's O2 arena with a bunch of fans…
Instagram model Woah Vicky has been wowing us for quite some time with thirst traps galore ... and we've collected some of her hottest snaps to help you celebrate her 26th birthday! Whether on the beach or in the city, there's nothing finer than…
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