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Journalists are abandoning basic fact-checking and overlooking major stories as President Trump’s provocative remarks dominate the news cycle.
The Department of Homeland Security is investigating a breach that exposed roughly 40,000 employees, including 10,000 ICE agents and CBP personnel.
The Milwaukee Brewers can call themselves World Series champions for the first time in franchise history after defeating the Tampa Bay Rays in Game 5.
Sen. Dan Sullivan calls the alleged Alaska Senate ballot scheme a scandal, accusing Mary Peltola and the DSCC of a secret year-long plot to trick voters.
Garrett Wilson said he loves the New York Jets, but admitted winning matters more as the Indianapolis Colts kick off NFL trade deadline sales.
The UCF Knights face a $100,000 Big 12 fine after video captured fans chanting a discriminatory phrase about Mormons before the BYU Cougars game.
Jon Lovitz responded with humor after Crystal Hefner called the comedian Playboy's "No. 1customer" on the "Lisa Guerrero Unleashed" podcast.
Dem strategist shrugs off Alaska ballot scandal on MS NOW, insists 'this stuff happens all the time'
Democratic strategist Adrienne Elrod dismissed the Alaska ballot scandal, comparing it to Republican donors propping up RFK Jr. against Joe Biden in 2024.
Saquon Barkley revealed he had to give up his Polymarket equity stake due to NFL gambling rules that bar players from prediction market ties.
A fire at a massive Department of Energy nuclear site triggered emergency measures, though officials reported no contamination outside the facility.
Satire
The post Trump’s Eyes Roll Back After Receiving Vision Of Muscular Asses That Have Not Yet Come To Pass appeared first on The Onion.
PITTSBURG, PA — Language learning app Duo Lingo announced this week that it will be rolling out a new language called "Kamala Harris" to help people understand the former Vice President.
Wondering if your wife is pregnant, but don't feel like you know how to ask? Here are are nine subtle clues you can look for to figure out if she is with child:
WASHINGTON, DC — A man thought to be wearing a terrifying zombie costume at an area Halloween party turned out to be Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell.
WASHINGTON—Thrashing about in his navy blue suit as dirty water seeped into his mouth and nostrils, President Donald Trump reportedly drowned Wednesday in a two-inch puddle. Sources who wished to remain anonymous told reporters they observed Trump slip on a wet stone paver as he strode en rout
Since 1974, Stephen King has published more than 65 novels and novellas. The Orion identifies the horror master's five best and five worst works.
The post Stephen King’s Best And Worst Books appeared first on The Onion.
LANSING, MI — Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed sought to reassure nervous Jewish citizens that if they vote for him, he will kill them last.
ARVADA, CO — The local dentist office of Doctor Carl M. Higgins continued the practice of sending his patients an appointment reminder email, phone call, text, certified letter, telegram, carrier pigeon, and smoke signal.
Sci-fi thriller Sanxingdui: Future Past, the first fully AI-generated feature film to receive a theatrical release, debuted in China, though ticket sales have been abysmal. What do you think?
The post First Fully AI-Generated Feature Film Released In China appeared first on The Onion.
U.S. — According to reports, toddlers and dogs across the nation have teamed up to make sure you are doing okay on the toilet.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After President Trump announced a million-dollar reward for anyone who reported voter fraud, Democrats unveiled a counteroffer of one million and one dollars to not report voter fraud.
LOS ANGELES—Discussing her craft in a wide-ranging interview with reporters, porcelain actress Annabelle opened up Tuesday about the struggle of being typecast as a haunted doll. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m eternally grateful to the Conjuring universe for launching my career, but it becomes di
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ADELAIDE, AUSTRALIA—Refusing to inform the press or the man’s emergency contacts until they could nail down the vocabulary for the press conference, local authorities were reportedly waiting Wednesday to release the details of a hiker’s death until they had learned the correct collective noun
Japan passed deeply unpopular revisions surrounding imperial succession that allows only males to ascend to emperor, snubbing the popular Japanese Princess Aiko from becoming empress. What do you think?
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Sports
Everton are weighing up a January loan for Manchester United forward Marcus Rashford. Transfer Talk has the latest.
The Seahawks acquired an All-Pro guard two weeks before the deadline. What does this mean for them and the Colts?
The 49ers addressed their defensive line by adding Buckner, but will they make more big moves to help the WR room before the Nov. 10 deadline?
Could the Colts trade Jonathan Taylor? We stacked the top players who might move before the Nov. 10 deadline.
Could the Chiefs add at the trade deadline? And what's going on in the AFC North standings?
After a 57-year drought, one of the game's great franchises has its first championship.
There were tears and heartache in the Rays' clubhouse after their season ended in Wednesday's Game 5 loss to the Brewers, but, above all, there was pride.
Brewers catcher William Contreras capped his stellar postseason run by winning World Series MVP honors after batting .381 and winning 10 of 13 ABS appeals.
Justin Jefferson, whose 23 catches are a career low through the first seven weeks of a season, said ultimately what the 6-0 Vikings are doing now "is working."
Wisconsin's teams also chimed in to shout out the Brewers after Milwaukee wins its first-ever World Series.
FOX Sports' Derek Jeter, David Ortiz, and Alex Rodriguez reflect on what made the Milwaukee Brewers the ultimate World Series champions.
Here are the top 50 MLB free agents entering the 2026-27 offseason.
The Milwaukee Brewers are World Series champions for the first time
Brewers rookie Cooper Pratt let his raw emotions flow after winning his first-ever World Series.
After the Milwaukee Brewers beat the Tampa Bay Rays to clinch the first championship in franchise history, Christian Yelich dedicated the win to longtime Brewers broadcaster Bob Uecker.
Willson Contreras swapped his Red Sox colors for Brewers blue to cheer on his little brother, William, on the sport’s biggest stage.
In March, Jackson Chourio, William Contreras and Antonio Senzatela celebrated a world championship in Miami. Seven months later they celebrated winning another title in Florida.
William Contreras was named World Series MVP after the Milwaukee Brewers beat the Tampa Bay Rays.
A new MLB season is on the horizon. See the odds for next year’s Fall Classic after the Brewers won their first World Series title in franchise history.
The Fall Classic is over, with Milwaukee winning the series 4-1. See the latest results.
Tech
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The agency will vote next month on relaxing its long-standing opposition to jammers.
With all the fuss about Apple finally releasing a touchscreen MacBook Pro, you may have forgotten about the OLED part.
The company says it won't make "policy changes" until it consults with publishers.
Between Sony's plan to end PlayStation disc production and discontinuing its Blu-ray players, the future looks grim for physical media.
The feature works with both iMessage and RCS messaging.
We're looking for freelance journalists who know their way around a tech blog.
The company is also releasing matching PS5 console covers.
It's thinner, lighter and has a better screen - but it's still a MacBook Pro.
The touch sensor isn't a separate layer of the screen.
Entertainment
Tyler Perry is fighting his sexual assault accuser, Mario Rodriguez, in court over his private texts ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Tyler says he turned over private texts with associates to Mario as part of their…
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Cheek of the Week this week is brought you up by a rapper whose buns even caught the attention of the President! Can you guess whose buns are staring at you in the face?! Check out the cheeks in our gallery!
Lindsay Clancy's attorney is firing back at her ex-husband's legal team ... flatly denying claims she plans to testify in a civil lawsuit against her medical providers. In a statement released Wednesday, Lindsay's attorney, Kevin Reddington,…
A 72-year-old great-grandmother of 8 has revealed the "great retirement" plan she cooked up with her husband ... filming adult content. DD White says what started off as making content for fun with her husband has turned into the ultimate…
Savannah Chrisley's fiancé apparently made quite the impression while serving time in federal prison ... 'cause TMZ has obtained records showing he was praised for his work ethic, teaching skills, and willingness to help fellow inmates. According…
President Donald Trump got into it with a heckler who shouted about Jeffrey Epstein during his Ohio rally ... claiming the protester was paid to disrupt the event before seemingly taking a swipe at his sexuality. The President was speaking…
Stevie Wonder's ex-fiancée, Carmen Efferson, isn't letting their bitter legal battle stop her from tending to the home she's lived in for nearly 40 years ... TMZ has learned. Carmen was spotted outside the Los Angeles property Wednesday, spending…
Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton have found themselves in the same city at the same time ... and while they're both in Mexico City for work, there's a good chance they'll find time for a little pleasure! Kim is in town promoting Season 2 of her…
Savannah Chrisley's fiancé expressed regret for his past crimes in a letter to the judge right before sentencing in his fraud case. We've obtained Jason Galanis' letter to the judge, submitted about 2 weeks before he was sentenced to 189 months in…
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