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Outgoing Democratic leader Jamie Harrison argued that Democrats faced a "global" movement against parties in power.
Mexico's president says Canada "could only wish they had the cultural riches Mexico has" after President-elect Trump threatened tariffs on both countries.
John Bolton declares hiking US defense budget the 'most important priority in foreign affairs today'
Former national security adviser John Bolton wants Donald Trump to seek a higher Defense Department budget.
MSNBC analyst Claire McCaskill bemoaned President Biden pardoning his son Hunter after pledging not to because it gives the opposition "some really powerful ammunition."
Did you know that the Olympics used to include art competitions, and that teeth are the only human body part that can't heal? Learn more with our fun facts of the day!
An October 2025 trial date has been set for Brian Walshe, who is charged with killing his 39-year-old wife and mom of three Ana Walshe on New Year's Day 2023.
After Natalie Rex was diagnosed with Friedreich’s ataxia -- a rare genetic and usually fatal neurological disease -- her twin sister, Melanie, became her roommate and caregiver.
A California man was arrested after allegedly breaking into a sleeping couple's home and sneaking into a nursing home in an attempt to kidnap a resident.
A dangerous criminal in California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation’s (CDCR) custody for murder escaped while being transported to the courthouse on Monday.
A 72-year-old American man has gone missing while on a Princess Cruise ship, and officials believe he fell overboard during the voyage.
Satire
U.S. — After the grotesque pink design of the new Jaguar was leaked to the public, the nation's gays have confirmed they are not really interested in the new car and will just stick with their very gay Mustang convertibles.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that he had received a full presidential pardon from his father for any crimes committed in the last decade, Hunter Biden immediately asked officials from the U.S. Secret Service if he could get his baggie of cocaine back from the White House.
CORINTH — Paul, called by the will of God to be an apostle of Christ Jesus, reportedly left an Elf on the Shelf at the struggling church in Corinth where it can safely monitor everyone's sins.
Kash Patel is now the presumptive head of the FBI and he's planning on some big changes. Here are just a few of the most incredible.
FLORHAM PARK, NJ—Apologizing to fans and pledging to do better in the future, New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers demonstrated impressive character this week by taking the blame for the parts of the game where the Jets were winning. “The buck stops with me—I take full responsibility for ca
U.S. — President-Elect Donald Trump announced his intent to appoint former federal prosecutor Kash Patel as head of the FBI after being unable to get a hold of his first choice, Special Agent Fox Mulder.
SPARTA, OH—Noting that her desires were becoming increasingly less subtle, local man Tommy Hull confirmed Monday that his girlfriend, Bess Glickstein, kept dropping hints about wanting a 17-hectare mausoleum complex. “We’ll be out to dinner or having a drink with friends and any time the conve
NORTH POLE — As operations at the North Pole ramped up in preparation for Christmas, Santa Claus confirmed that Hunter Biden was still on the "naughty" list despite receiving a full presidential pardon.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following his controversial announcement last night absolving his son of all criminal convictions and prosecution, news broke early this morning that President Joe Biden was forced to issue another pardon after Hunter went out and committed 17 more crimes overnight.
NEW YORK—In an effort to support factories that exploit cheap labor but employ 50 or fewer people, American Express announced this week that Dec. 4 would mark its first-ever Small Sweatshop Saturday. “Small sweat shops—which keep their undocumented and underage employees working the same long
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EL SEGUNDO, CA—Revealing that split ends have grown 50% stronger in just the past decade, a new study published Friday by researchers at the L’Oréal Academy warned that overuse of hair detangler was giving rise to new product-resistant supertangles. “When hair detangler was first developed, w
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Americans all across the nation are gathering today to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday. What are you thankful for?
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WASHINGTON—In a memo that stated they couldn’t even smell the stuff without gagging, officials at the Food and Drug Administration announced Wednesday a plan to ban Captain Morgan rum, citing the fact that they’d had way too much of that shit in college. “Captain Morgan Rum is not suitable f
WASHINGTON—Revealing that retirees have a lot to look forward to after exiting the workforce, the Federal Reserve Survey of Consumer Finances, published Wednesday, found that the majority of Americans had enough saved for an absolutely incredible single day of retirement. “By the time most peopl
Sports
Fenerbahce coach Jose Mourinho believes he doesn't get enough credit for his team's winning run from the local media and wants to "work in peace."
Crystal Palace and England centre-back Marc Guehi could face an FA charge after writing "I love Jesus" on his rainbow-coloured captain's armband.
Ruud van Nistelrooy was disappointed to leave Manchester United after his spell as interim coach but said he understands Ruben Amorim's decision.
Liverpool boss Arne Slot has joked that Manchester City might not be in the Premier League next season amid the ongoing financial rules investigation.
Nine people have been arrested after reports of tragedy chanting during Liverpool's 2-0 win over Manchester City in the Premier League on Sunday.
With Barcelona and Real Madrid looking vulnerable, Atlético Madrid have an opportunity. Will they take it?
With the NBA Cup group phase wrapping up Tuesday, numerous teams are still fighting for a quarterfinal spot.
How high did the Rams rise and how far did the Jets fall in our Week 14 Power Rankings? Plus, we pick a first-time Pro Bowl nominee for every team.
From best team to weirdest goal to most important document to the best bounce-back player and more!
The netminder has been a bright spot for Seattle this season -- and could solve a major problem for Canada in the 4 Nations Face-Off and 2026 Olympics.
Check out how Jameis Winston's untimely interception caused a bad beat for several bettors in Monday night's game between the Browns and Broncos.
Ja’Quan McMillian returned an interception for a game-sealing 44-yard touchdown with 1:48 remaining, and the Denver Broncos spoiled career-best performances by Cleveland quarterback Jameis Winston and receiver Jerry Jeudy, beating the Browns 41-32
David Helman sits down with Carmen Vitali to talk about the Chicago Bears. Within the segment, the duo discuss the pros and cons of the Bears coaching position and whether Caleb Williams still makes it an irresistible coaching opportunity.
Check out the latest 2025 NFL Draft order as the NFL season continues each week.
Dana Holgorsen has signed a two-year contract to remain Nebraska’s offensive coordinator
MLB free agency is here! Here are the latest notable signings, trades and the top remaining free agents across the league.
Michael Irvin dismisses the hype around the Buffalo Bills' dominant win over the San Francisco 49ers, saying they should’ve performed at that level against an injured 49ers team.
Joy Taylor discusses if the Pittsburgh Steelers have found an elite QB in Russell Wilson.
Chris Broussard explains why the New York Jets should not bench Aaron Rodgers despite dropping to 3-9 with a 26-21 loss to the Seattle Seahawks.
The San Francisco 49ers were hit by another family tragedy with the announcement that star left tackle Trent Williams’ wife gave birth to a stillborn son
Tech
It’s been a quiet few news days as everyone seemingly parses deals from Black Friday through to Cyber Monday. But there’s always time for a shock announcement: Pat Gelsinger is retiring after over 40 years at the company and close to four years at the chip manufacturer’s helm. Effective Decemb
Welcome to Travel Tuesday. We’ve got deals on suitcases, bags, and noise-canceling headphones ahead of your next flight.
On December 3, WIRED is sitting down with some of the biggest names in technology, business, science, and beyond for a full day packed with in-depth conversations.
If you believe the rumors, we’re still a few months away from the announcement of the Switch 2. But an announcement still isn’t a release, so you still have plenty of time to spend with your original Switch. It’s a great time to catch up on the massive number of great titles that have come out
The new game from Rezzil called Premier League Player uses spatial data captured in real soccer games to recreate critical plays in virtual reality.
Get 15% off a selection of KitchenAid major appliances, such as refrigerators, oven ranges, dishwashers, cooktops, and more.
Unlock savings on phones, tablets, internet, and more with the best Verizon discounts.
Students can get a Hulu plan for $1.99 per month. Get more details on this and other great deals below.
Enjoy 20% off your first order with a Brooks coupon code, plus top December discounts and holiday deals on our favorite Brooks running shoes.
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This holiday season, get a preowned phone and save $15 a month with our coupon code.
Enjoy 10% off with this Newegg Discount Code and save with the latest Newegg coupons and deals for gaming pc’s, laptops and computer parts.
Cyber Monday 2024 is nearly over, but there are plenty of tech deals to consider if you’re looking for a few things for yourself or to give as gifts this year. As it has been for a few years now, Cyber Monday is basically just an extension of Black Friday: most of the best Black Friday deals have
Streaming deals are hard to come by nowadays, especially after all of the price hikes that have happened in recent months. But Cyber Monday tends to be the time of the year when streaming deals could pop up the most. This year is no different, and one of the best streaming deals we found is on one y
Cyber Monday sales are a good opportunity to get a good deal on new gear — particularly if you’re looking for something for your kitchen. We’ve tested countless small appliances and cooking tools over the years and new reviews are rolling in all the time. Right now, we’re seeing a bunch of t
If you’ve been waiting for the right time to buy a new iPad, AirPods or Mac, Cyber Monday is your chance. Starting about a week before Black Friday, we began seeing all-time lows and first-time discounts on nearly everything Apple released this year and nearly all of them are still live.
While it
While many of Cyber Monday's better deals are leftovers from Black Friday, it's still a good time to restock on video games and gaming gear on the cheap. If you’re looking to pad out your backlog, pick up a new console or refresh your desktop with new peripherals, we’ve rounded up a bunch of Cyb
Bluetooth speakers bring your music anywhere. Soundbars help you rely less on subtitles. Then there are smart speakers, which build your grocery list, tell you the weather or play that ‘90s song that’s been stuck in your head for a week (no diggity…).
Now that Cyber Monday is here, we’re s
Robot vacuums can be great helpers around the home, but they’re often quite expensive. Thankfully, Cyber Monday deals on these machines have come in clutch, knocking hundreds of dollars off the sticker prices of some of the most high-end machines we’ve tested. A version of one of our top picks,
If you've been looking for a good time to join — or return to — the Max streaming service, today's Cyber Monday deal is your perfect opportunity. Max is offering new and returning subscribers six months of access to its ad-supported tier for only $18. That comes out to $3 per month, which is a 7
Entertainment
Martin Gramatica is making it clear if he were running the Ravens' special teams ... he would NOT get rid of Justin Tucker -- despite the star's recent woes. The legendary kicker tells TMZ Sports ... he believes Tucker's just simply hit a rough…
American actor Paul Le Mat was in his 20s when he became known for playing John Milner -- the drag racing, rebellious "King of the Strip" and car enthusiast-- in the 1973 film "American Graffiti." Paul shared the big screen with Ron Howard as the…
Andy Cohen is speaking out about the recent decision to reboot “Vanderpump Rules” with an all-new cast for season 12. The Bravo honcho addressed the news on his SiriusXM radio show on Monday saying he feels it was the right decision to shake up…
New twist in the Hannah Kobayashi missing persons case ... police in Los Angeles say they have her on video crossing the border into Mexico. The LAPD just released new information on the case, and cops say Missing Persons Unit investigators…
Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater are getting in the holiday spirit ... shopping for the perfect tree to decorate and surround with presents. The "Wicked" stars, who are also dating, were on the hunt for a Christmas tree over the weekend in New York…
Planned Parenthood is jumping on the "Wicked" hype train ... using the popular musical as a way to break the ice about sexually transmitted infections. Ya gotta see the latest social media post from Planned Parenthood ... a play on the "Wicked"…
Malcolm Barrett, known for his TV roles in "The Boys" and "Average Joe," is currently under investigation for allegedly sexually assaulting a woman ... TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... a woman contacted the Los Angeles County…
Serena Williams is adamantly denying she's making major changes to her appearance after a recent video of the retired tennis superstar went viral ... saying speculation she lightened her skin is BS! "And no, for you haters out there, I do not…
The father of retired Dallas Cowboys star Leighton Vander Esch was arrested in Idaho over the weekend on several charges -- including felony attempted strangulation. The Idaho County Sheriff's Office says it received a call regarding a domestic…
LL Cool J isn't waiting until he passes to smell the roses -- he's ordered himself a bouquet of Hip Hop flowers and the little card reads, "HE'S THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!" That was the DEFinitive statement when LL recently sat with Apple Music's…
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