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Ryan Fox denies Cameron Young, Sam Burns at The Open Championship as American golf takes another hit
Ryan Fox birdied Royal Birkdale's hardest hole to capture the Claret Jug, capping the roughest major championship season for American golf in 12 years.
The CMS administrator projects that improving American health could add $1 trillion in GDP value if people feel vital enough to work one more year.
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, David Beckham, and Jay-Z were among the celebrities spotted at 2026 FIFA World Cup matches ahead of the Argentina vs. Spain final.
A magnitude 5.5 earthquake near Sicaya killed at least five people and left hundreds homeless as adobe buildings collapsed across Peru's Andes region.
With travelers' diarrhea the most common illness during summer travel, the CDC says packing oral rehydration salts and loperamide can help manage symptoms.
Bill Maher says he could vote for JD Vance in 2028 if Democrats nominate a candidate aligned with the party's socialist wing, calling Democrats cowardly.
The Teamsters are pushing Trump to impose tariffs as high as 75% on Mexican beer imports like Modelo and Corona to protect U.S. brewery jobs.
San Gregorio Ranch State Beach, one of California's first nude beaches, will require clothing when it joins the state parks system this July.
Abdul El-Sayed's Michigan Senate primary campaign faces trouble as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Bernie Sanders rally draws a surprisingly narrow base.
President Donald Trump will present the FIFA World Cup trophy to the winning team as Spain and Argentina face off in Sunday's final at New York/New Jersey Stadium.
Satire
LANSING, MI — Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers of toilet paper during the COVID pandemic, local man Greg Hutchins reportedly emerged from his home Friday with a smug grin and a fresh roll of Charmin draped triumphantly
IRAN — U.S. Central Command attempted to launch another wave of strikes on Iran today, but it was called off last minute due to an inability to locate Iran.
U.S. — Hoping to piggyback off of their smash hit "K-Pop Demon Hunters," Netflix has announced a new animated film coming in fall 2026 titled "Bro-Country Demon Hunters."
DAYTON, OH—Jeering that the other man’s chiseled physique would offer little aid in their upcoming confrontation, local intellectual Kenneth Dufresne reportedly challenged his wife’s muscular sidepiece to a battle of wits Friday. “Your hypertrophied pectorals may have momentarily swayed Vero
LOS ANGELES—Bursting through the stall door with a baseball bat hoisted over his head, director Christopher Nolan reportedly confronted moviegoer Luke Dias on Friday for using the bathroom during The Odyssey. “You just couldn’t hold it, could you?” the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kick
KANSAS CITY, MO—Audibly groaning as everyone around him rose to their feet, local baseball fan Mark Girma told reporters Friday that he resented a fourth-inning home run for making him pause eating so he could clap. “Oh, for Christ’s sake, now?” said Girma, who had reportedly just squeezed h
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A recent poll found that Americans who are concerned about artificial intelligence outnumber those who are excited about it by a margin of three to one. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding AI. MYTH: AI can never be ethical. FACT: Grok says it can. MYTH: AI could discover cure
WASHINGTON—Explaining that the public had no reason to be alarmed over his temporary leave, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) clarified Friday that his absence from Congress was due to a brief planned trip to the afterlife. “While I understand people’s concern, I’ve simply been on a routine visit
An Argentine court recognized two goldfish rescued from a sushi restaurant aquarium in Buenos Aires as sentient beings with legal rights, marking a major milestone for animal welfare. What do you think?
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LONDON—Responding to concerns about the lack of diversity in his upcoming project, The Lord Of The Rings: The Hunt For Gollum director Andy Serkis defended the film’s all–Andy Serkis cast during an interview Friday. “It isn’t my fault that the characters in the books are all Andy Serkis,
WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that the danger would be difficult to manage and impossible to eliminate altogether, the Supreme Court’s female justices nevertheless appeared before Congress this week to ask for protection from fellow justice Brett Kavanaugh. “We understand that our safety cannot be
Sports
Ryan Fox birdied four of the final six holes at Royal Birkdale, including the difficult 18th hole, to win the Open Championship by one stroke over Cameron Young.
The Thunder are trading All-Defensive wing Luguentz Dort to the Hawks in a three-team deal that sends three second-round picks to Oklahoma City, former No. 1 pick Zaccharie Risacher to the Mavericks and Ryan Nembhard to Atlanta, sources told ESPN.
NBA analyst Zach Kram breaks down rookie rankings for this season's highly anticipated draft class coming out of summer league.
Boxer Hannah Rapp died Saturday morning after being struck by a car while riding her bicycle in Brazos County, Texas. She was 26.
Argentina have made three changes to the starting lineup for the 2026 World Cup final against Spain, with Rodrigo De Paul, Nico González and Gonzalo Montiel set to kick off for the defending champions.
Scottie Scheffler defended Bryson DeChambeau, saying the LIV Golf star is "definitely not a cheater."
Eagles running back Saquon Barkley and his family were unharmed after an attempted burglary of their home Saturday morning, according to the Tredyffrin Township Police Department.
Conor McGregor offered more details on the right leg injury that ended his UFC return earlier this month, saying he suffered ACL and meniscus damage. He also expressed confidence that he could fight again by the summer of 2027.
Rory McIlroy admitted he was "stuck in neutral" for most of the Open Championship and will use a summer break to celebrate his Masters victory in April.
Duane Ward, who anchored the bullpen for the Blue Jays' back-to-back World Series-winning teams in the early 1990s, has died. He was 62.
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Here is everything you need to know about the 2030 FIFA World Cup.
When are the next major men's tournaments such as the Euro, Copa América, and Gold Cup?
This one stat tells the story of Argentina's World Cup run to the final against Spain.
It's not just the winners of the World Cup getting paid at the end of the tournament, but the champions will get that and much, much more.
Here's everything to know about the referees for the 2026 World Cup final between Argentina and Spain.
Chris "The Bear" Fallica delivers his final daily best bets for the World Cup. Here's what he's backing ahead of the championship game.
Tech
Bluetooth may seem the obvious next step in the remote's evolution, but there are reasons that infrared hasn't died out.
OLED displays are the best of the best in many ways, but in some scenarios, "lesser" technology really shines.
A recent update made video playback the default for songs and podcasts with a visual component. If you just want to listen to music—and save your data and battery—follow these tips.
Keep your phone, laptop, handheld gaming console, and other electronics running with these travel-friendly power banks.
Get those lost minerals back with the help of our top electrolyte powders, tablets, drops, and chews for athletes, partiers, and everyone in between.
Astronomers have discovered a rocky exoplanet that has an atmosphere and sits within the habitable zone of a solar system.
The end of the FIFA Men’s World Cup is nigh. Here’s how to watch the final games and the first ever World Cup halftime show.
Organizers want the show to be the most-viewed halftime show in history. Having Shakira, Justin Bieber, Coldplay, and BTS will surely help—but do soccer fans want it?
The country's gambling authority ordered ISPs to block access to the prediction market's website.
The company may be trying to save ad space for local businesses.
Up to 32 employees were affected by the studio's recent decision.
The original lawsuit was filed in 2023 and claimed Twitter hosted thousands of cases of copyright infringement.
The water lock feature on Apple Watches automatically activates when you're swimming, but what does it do?
Cutting the cord in your car is a simple upgrade.
Chinese company LONGi has developed crystalline silicon-perovskite tandem solar cells with a 35.5 percent conversion efficiency.
Enjoy our weekend guide to the best indie games worth checking out.
Our remote team clocked serious hours walking, working, and sometimes jogging to find the best under-desk treadmills for home offices and small spaces.
If you prefer not to have cameras in and around your home, try one of these more private, WIRED-tested security devices.
Plus: Russian cyberspies turn to infrastructure hacking, DHS repeatedly fails to realize it’d been hacked, a breach exposes an AI music generator’s scraping ways, and more.
Now that Google has changed how its usage quotas are tallied, you might not get as many AI responses as you did before.
Entertainment
Nolan Wells' grieving mother says someone sent a cruel piece of hate mail straight to her home ... mocking her push for answers about her 18-year-old son's mysterious death. Christine Wonsley shared the anonymous mailing on Facebook ... a photo…
Naomi Campbell is proving she can still make a beach look like a runway ... showing off her incredible bikini bod during a sun-soaked getaway in Ibiza. The 56-year-old supermodel hit the sand Saturday in a black, cream, and olive bikini,…
Liam Payne's close friend, Roger Nores, is officially in the clear in the investigation into the One Direction star's death ... but prosecutors aren't done with the case just yet. Court records obtained by the NY Post show Argentine businessman…
A powerful earthquake tore through Peru's Andes region over the weekend ... leaving at least five people dead, more than 20 injured and hundreds forced from their homes, authorities say. Officials say the 5.5-magnitude quake struck Saturday night…
Kylie Jenner is honoring her late grandmother, MJ, with a series of heartfelt Instagram Stories ... sharing treasured family memories just days after the Kardashian-Jenner matriarch's death. The Kylie Cosmetics founder posted three throwback…
Bunnie XO is starting her next chapter in style ... showing off her sprawling new home after settling her divorce from Jelly Roll. The "Dumb Blonde" podcast host shared a video on Instagram Friday giving comedian Matt Matthews a first look at the…
Taylor Frankie Paul is breaking her silence after explosive court filings in her ongoing custody case became public ... saying there are both true and false claims circulating, and that anything she believes is "way off or misconstrued" will be…
Ricky Alvarez was front and center supporting girlfriend Ariana Grande over the weekend ... showing up at her concert and looking like he knew every word. Check out the video ... Ricky is seen dancing and singing along to Ariana's song "Imperfect…
Tulsi Gabbard's older brother is facing criminal charges after Hawaii police say he allegedly tried to lure several young children to a hotel room by offering them money and gum. According to the Honolulu Police Department, 55-year-old Batarti…
Matty Healy is officially a married man ... tying the knot with Gabbriette ... just two weeks after his ex, Taylor Swift, walked down the aisle herself. The 1975 frontman and the model exchanged vows at the historic Castillo del Lago mansion in the…
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