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From reluctant concert-goer to devoted Deadhead, one fan's transformative journey following Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead reveals music as religion and community.
Hollywood stars including Denzel Washington and Matt Damon reveal why they don't care about winning Oscars despite their multiple nominations and acclaim.
Former Sen. Joe Manchin accused John Cornyn of abandoning his long-standing support for the filibuster for political convenience, calling the reversal "deeply disappointing."
Archaeologists have discovered the lost medieval town of Stolzenberg in a Polish forest, uncovering more than 400 artifacts and new clues about why the town mysteriously vanished.
This year's Oscar nominees include several outspoken anti-Trump figures, as host Conan O'Brien acknowledged this week it could be a delicate dance at Hollywood's big night.
Trump calls for international warships to secure Strait of Hormuz as Iran allegedly threatens global oil shipping routes from the Middle East region.
New guard of GOP women say Democrats can't ‘pigeonhole’ female voters as they target key House races
A wave of female Republican candidates is working to turn the tables on Democrats' claim to be the party of women and secure strategic victories to help the GOP retain its majority.
Restaurants nationwide celebrate anniversaries with throwback pricing promotions, offering everything from $1.65 fries to $3.50 pizzas for limited times.
Former Utah State volleyball player Kaylie Ray confronted Arizona senator Catherine Miranda after the senator questioned Ray's competitiveness during a hearing.
Shocking homicide case rocks Colorado community as 11-year-old accused of killing younger brother. Juvenile justice system faces rare legal challenge.
Satire
NEW YORK, NY — Heaven rejoiced today after a Jewish man accepted Jesus and converted to Christianity. Sources confirmed that the man was converted thanks to the powerful witness of an X user who proclaimed, "Christ is King, you filthy money-grubbin' Jew."
WASHINGTON—In a heated exchange that laid bare a growing schism at the highest levels of Republican leadership, President Donald Trump and Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) reportedly clashed in the Oval Office Thursday over the question of where they were, with McConnell insisting they were at church a
Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An uncharacteristically rotund Pete Hegseth held a press conference to deny having any knowledge of what happened to all the leftover lobster that had been procured for the troops.
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Google announced an update for its popular Google Maps application that would automatically subtract an hour from travel time if it knows a dad is driving.
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MILWAUKEE—Accusing the actress of a grotesque act that showed profound insensitivity, Kate Hudson found herself under fire Thursday for performing in Wisconsinface for her most recent film, Song Sung Blue. “It’s so insulting to see someone who’s obviously never been anywhere near cheese cu
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Democrats voted to expel Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman on Thursday after their repeated warnings for him to stop supporting America were ignored.
WASHINGTON—Maintaining that his conduct was well within the guidelines for the solemn occasion, President Trump on Thursday defended his decision to wear a fruit hat while samba dancing during the dignified transfer of soldiers killed in Iran. “There’s no reason I can’t honor the sacrifice o
MILWAUKEE, WI — Local man Ed Clayfield reportedly saved himself an extended period of suffering by hiring members of the Academy Awards Orchestra to perform the "Wrap It Up" music whenever his wife's stories go too long.
PERSIAN GULF — Iran's military command is desperately scrambling to react upon learning the news that Donald Trump had chosen Mitth'raw'nuruodo, otherwise known as Grand Admiral Thrawn, to lead the U.S. carrier strike group in the Persian Gulf.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite early indications to the contrary, the Senate passed the SAVE Act after Senator Mike Lee reportedly changed its name to the "Give Congress A Raise Act."
Harry Styles has released Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally, his fourth studio album. The pop star sat down with The Onion to explain the meaning behind each track. “Aperture”: “I typed ‘hole’ into powerthesaurus.com.” “American Girls”: “My favorite is Samantha, but Kit is a v
WASHINGTON—Claiming their mind was solely occupied by the hope of curling up in a ball and sleeping as long as they were allowed, the entire U.S. populace told reporters Thursday they lacked the strength to form an opinion on Donald Glover’s casting as the voice of Yoshi in The Super Mario Galax
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Lisa Park, 29, literally died after running into her ex while he was on a date and saying, “Don’t have too much fun.” Like, what the fuck was that?
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WASHINGTON—Positioning pubic hair as the body’s natural bulwark against urethral intrusions, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. urged Americans Thursday to grow as many pubes as possible to keep bugs from crawling into their cockholes. “Pubes are the strongest type of hair there is, with t
Sports
Who will win Sunday's star-studded World Baseball Classic semifinal? We've got you covered with players to watch, live updates and postgame takeaways.
No. 1 Duke defeated No. 10 Virginia for its second straight ACC tournament championship under coach Jon Scheyer and its third title in the past four years.
Wilyer Abreu hit a go-ahead, three-run shot in the sixth as Venezuela rallied to stun defending champion Japan and advance to the World Baseball Classic semifinals.
Austin Reaves executed a perfect missed free throw before sinking the tying bucket to force overtime, and Luka Doncic drained the winning jumper in the extra frame to lift the Lakers past the Nuggets on Saturday night.
Arizona will head into the NCAA tournament with a nine-game winning streak after holding off Houston 79-74 in Saturday's Big 12 tournament final, avenging its loss to the Cougars in last season's conference title game.
Kimi Antonelli secured his first Formula One race win on Sunday as Mercedes went to their second 1-2 of the season in the Chinese Grand Prix
The Maple Leafs believe the NHL didn't go far enough in punishing Ducks defenseman Radko Gudas for the hit that ended Auston Matthews' season.
A tenacious defensive performance carried No. 13 St. John's to its second straight Big East tournament championship Saturday night with a 72-52 blowout of sixth-ranked UConn at Madison Square Garden.
Texas Tech star guard Christian Anderson will be available for the NCAA tournament after leaving the Red Raiders' Big 12 tournament loss because of an apparent groin injury.
Saturday, the committee revealed the top-16 teams that will host early round games. North Carolina moved in.
Venezuela knocked out Japan on Saturday night, ensuring there will be a new WBC champion.
How the semifinals bracket for the 2026 World Baseball Classic is shaping up.
Catching up on all day's action from the World Baseball Classic.
Conference tournaments are in full swing. Check out the odds for the major conferences.
FOX Sports' Michael Cohen breaks down the biggest takeaways from Saturday's men's Big East Tournament title game.
A guide to watch and stream the next INDYCAR race at Phoenix Raceway.
The 2026 Big East Men's Basketball Tournament is right around the corner, and we've got you covered with everything to know.
The magical run continues for undefeated Italy, which is heading to the WBC semifinals after holding of Puerto Rico on Saturday.
The field is officially set for the inaugural Grand Prix of Arlington. Here's what we learned about Saturday's qualifying.
The 2026 Big Ten Men's Basketball Tournament is right around the corner, and we've got you covered with everything to know.
Tech
Brompton's latest folding electric bicycle is beautiful, genuinely portable, and doesn't quite go fast enough.
Our favorite red light therapy device for hair growth just dropped in price. Grab it while it lasts.
iGarden's new pool-cleaning robot pairs sporty design with a long runtime, though there are a few quirks.
Despite a price tag that’s a literal joke, this is still a cool collector’s item for gaming nerds.
The iconic hourglass pour-over brewer proves great design never goes out of style.
The secret to this acrobatic skill lies in an extremely flexible part of the spine that allows cats to twist in the air and land safely.
A month after Seedance 2.0's launch in China sparked cease-and-desist letters from Disney and Paramount Skydance over its use of copyrighted materials, its developer ByteDance has reportedly hit pause on the release of the AI video tool in other regions. According to The Information, which spoke to
You're responsible for your own Spotify algorithm now. On stage at SXSW, Spotify's co-CEO, Gustav Söderström, announced the Taste Profile feature, which allows users to personally customize exactly what they want to listen to, whether it's music, audiobooks or podcasts. This AI-powered feature is
There may have been some extra incentive for the Trump administration to get the TikTok US deal done. According to a report from The Wall Street Journal, the Trump administration is set to receive a total of $10 billion in the deal that allowed TikTok to remain in the US. The new investors who acqui
Need something new for your reading list? This week, we recommend A.D. Sui's The Iron Garden Sutra, a meditative horror sci-fi/fantasy and murder mystery.
I don't typically gravitate toward locked room mysteries, but the description of this book ticked all the right boxes to win me over: "a dea
Meta could be preparing for one of the largest layoffs in its history, according to a Reuters report. The tech giant is planning to cut about 20 percent of its workforce, according to the outlet's sources. According to the report, neither a date nor the exact number of layoffs has been finalized yet
Digg has shut down, for now, just a few months after its open beta launched. Justin Mezzell, the company’s CEO, has explained on the home page that it noticed hours after the beta launched that it was already being targeted by SEO spammers. “The internet is now populated, in meaningful part, by
Save money and reduce your carbon footprint with these tips to snag the best deals on quality refurbished and used electronics.
Who needs a supercomputer when you can calculate pi with a box of sewing needles?
There's not much else groundbreaking about the company's latest flagship, but the built-in privacy display works well without much trade-off.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. A bunch of intriguing games arrived this week, including a mobile port of one of the most absorbing things I’ve played in years and two completely different titles with the same name. Let’s get things started with a look a
Here's the best advice I have for protecting your identity online.
OpenAI plans to add its Sora video generation model directly into ChatGPT, The Information reports . The standalone Sora app was seen as a smash hit when it launched alongside Sora 2 in September 2025, but interest in the video generation app has fallen in the time since as users ran into limits on
Meta AI should soon be better at surfacing international news content thanks to a set of new deals with publishers. The company announced new agreements with international outlets and offered additional details on its recent deal with News Corp. The latest deals bring French newspaper Le Figaro, Sp
Adobe has agreed to pay the US government $75 million to settle its lawsuit over the company's allegedly harmful approach to subscriptions. The suit started in 2024, when the US Department of Justice and the Federal Trade Commission filed a joint complaint alleging the company deliberately made it d
Entertainment
Today, it's all about Eva Longoria ... because it's her 51st birthday! So we've gathered some hot shots of the gorgeous actress ... sure to have you desperate for more! At 51, Eva is proving she's still young while -- at the same time -- leaving us…
Whether you like him or not, Jake Paul has had such a massive impact on boxing that MVP promoter Nakisa Bidarian tells TMZ Sports he believes El Gallo will end up in the Hall of Fame. In fact, he went as far as to say Paul has done more at his age…
Kate Hudson's looks over the years are ALMOST FAMOUS! Here is a 21-year-old version of the young Hollywood starlet at the premiere of "Almost Famous" back in 2001 (left). Playing "Penny Lane" was totes her breakout role ... and propelled her to big…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Sure, there's spring cleaning … but we're more about spring spending. And with Amazon's Big Spring Sale about to kick off, there's no better time to score major…
Hidden behind these sexy shots is a first-time Oscar nominee -- can you guess who she is?! One of her biggest claims to fame was starring in Ye's "Fade" music video. Her body is on another level -- strength training and dancing are her secrets!…
Emily Ratajkowski turned up the heat online Saturday, posting some sizzling swimsuit shots in a plunging red bikini! Check out her latest IG post -- the actress and model is flaunting her famous figure in a bright red one-piece that frames her…
Eric Dane's ex-girlfriend, actress Priya Jain, still can't put her feelings about his passing into words ... telling us she's working through it. We caught up with Jain outside The Abbey -- a popular West Hollywood bar -- late Friday night ... and,…
This stunning mom and model teased followers with a drool-worthy poolside Insta pic ... can you guess who she is? This star stunned in a red and white polka-dot bikini while lounging by the pool ... a much-needed rest after another long year. in…
The "Members Only: Palm Beach" cast is reflecting on a controversial comment Gale Brophy made on the show ... and ain't holding back about her general rudeness on set. The ladies of 'MO:PB' -- Hilary Musser, Taja Abitbol, Ro-Mina Ustayev, Rosalyn…
Chrisean Rock's got her first boxing match set up for next month ... but, today is all about love -- specifically how much we love these hot shots! The star turned 26 years old on Saturday ... and, we've put together these spicy pics for fans to…
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