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President Donald Trump weighed in on Truth Social after Venzuela came back to defeat Italy in the World Baseball Classic semifinal on Monday night.
Taniquewa Brewster benefited from Austin's guaranteed income pilot program, which was a initiative using tax dollars for unconditional cash assistance.
Jalen Brunson shared valuable championship advice for March Madness hopefuls, drawing from his two NCAA titles with Villanova and current NBA experience.
A large observational study suggests that around seven hours of nightly sleep is associated with lower insulin resistance, while too little or too much sleep may worsen metabolic health.
Mark Normand says late night is 'dying' — how the stand-up comic keeps up in a changing comedy scene
Comedian Mark Normand explained how social media-fueled partisanship prevents audiences from enjoying comedy as people focus on determining political stances instead.
The Department of Homeland Security has requested that Gov. Abigail Spanberger and officials in Fairfax County not release an illegal charged with groping several high school girls.
The Senate GOP can't beat the math for the talking filibuster, instead forcing Senate Democrats to challenge the bill. But not everyone in the GOP supports the SAVE America Act.
Gulf states maintain restraint despite reported Iranian attacks on Saudi Arabia, UAE, Bahrain, Qatar and Kuwait, prioritizing regional stability.
Schumer slams Pentagon's $93B spending spree, pushes ACA subsidies instead. Critics cite widespread fraud in healthcare program with phantom enrollees.
Sen. Markwayne Mullin draws bipartisan support for DHS secretary role, with China hawks and Democrats backing Trump's nomination pick despite critics.
Satire
In addition to reports that he was seriously injured in airstrikes at the onset of the U.S.-Iran conflict, new rumors arose this week that the newly chosen Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, is also incredibly gay. Upon further investigation, however, the signs may have always been there.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Actor Pedro Pascal received a notable honor the day following the Oscars, as he was officially named this year's Best Dressed Woman at the Academy Awards, marking a career first for the Chilean-Mexican actor.
LEAWOOD, KS—Groaning at the thought of having to be somewhere on the weekend, Travis Kelce was reportedly feeling bummed Monday after he learned fiancée Taylor Swift had signed him up for the NFL again. “She says sticking with it will teach me responsibility and discipline, but I know
ALEXANDRIA, VA — Senator Chuck Schumer was seen struggling with Costco security guards after failing to show his membership card at the entrance of the warehouse, an event the politician was heard loudly calling "Jim Crow 2.0."
WASHINGTON—In a bid to regain access to the sea passage through which ships enter the Persian Gulf, President Donald Trump ordered staff to get the King of Hormuz on the line, White House sources confirmed Monday. “Put me on with the royal leader of Hormuz, ASAP—I need to convince him to reope
HIDDEN HILLS, CA—Expressing her steadfast devotion to the Hollywood star, media personality Kylie Jenner was gushing to reporters Monday over her partner, Michael B. Jordan. “He’s handsome, he’s talented, and he’s great with my kids,” said the 28-year-old Jenner, who described the connec
TEHRAN — With rumors about his sexual preferences circulating amid the ongoing military conflict ravaging his country, the new Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei was reportedly disappointed to learn that the 72 virgins awaiting him in paradise were all women.
WASHINGTON—Alarmed at the shocking lapse in protocol that nearly resulted in disaster, a shaken President Donald Trump ordered his security presence beefed up Monday following a frighteningly close brush with JD Vance. “How’s a guy like that even allowed to enter the same building as me, let a
REDLANDS, CA — For eons, fathers have been sharing wisdom with their sons to prepare them for adulthood, but none have been as successful as local father Garrett Jackson, who reportedly prepared his son for life's challenges by making him play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
NEW YORK, NY — The recent string of embarrassing incidents involving popular media outlets continued on Monday, as The New York Times was forced to retract a story due to several accuracies.
Originally a Catholic feast day for the patron saint of Ireland, St. Patrick’s Day has evolved into a global celebration of Irish heritage and culture. The Onion presents a historical timeline of the holiday. 432 A.D. St. Patrick kicks all the snakes out of Ireland for failing to meet the three-dr
KALISPELL, MT—Presenting a united front in their carefully timed effort, friends and coworkers announced plans Monday to gang up on local depressed man Alberto Rivas right when he felt at his worst. “We’re all coordinating with each other to ensure that at the precise moment he thinks he’s h
GREENVILLE, NC—Touting the contest as his most exciting competition to date, internet personality Jimmy “MrBeast” Donaldson reportedly offered $50,000 Monday to anyone who could survive seeing what lies beneath his mask. “I have an awesome new challenge today for anyone who can peek under my
Every year, dozens are killed and many more injured in the avalanches that surge down mountains nationwide. Here’s ways to avoid an untimely death by snow. Check God’s Wrath Level Before Heading Out: If forecasts indicate He’s angry with you, it’s best to stay in. Get Ready: To help ensure y
In Kansas, 1,700 residents had their driver’s licenses invalidated for being transgender, with the law also invalidating birth certificates for those who updated their gender markers. What do you think?
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Sports
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Manchester United have outlined their summer transfer targets, while another European giant has entered the race for out-of-contract midfielder Leon Goretzka.
Another record for Shohei Ohtani? A 40/40 season for Juan Soto? We hand out preseason Real or Not verdicts.
Opening Day is approaching fast -- and Jeff Passan has everything you need to know covered.
Are J.J. McCarthy and Michael Penix Jr. officially QB2s? Will Maxx Crosby and A.J. Brown actually leave their current teams? We sized up five free agency takes.
We're following NFL free agency signings, trades, cuts, contract restructures and other moves as they happen.
The Lakers, in the process of carving out a defensive identity, threw a steady diet of double-teams at Kevin Durant in the fourth quarter Monday, leading to disastrous results for Houston. "I just felt like I lost the game for us tonight," said Durant.
The Jets have agreed to trade quarterback Justin Fields to the Chiefs, pending a physical, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Monday.
Oregon quarterback Dante Moore has revealed he struggled with mental health issues associated with the pressures of major college football.
The 49ers and wide receiver Christian Kirk have agreed to a one-year contract, a source confirmed to ESPN.
The men's bracket has been revealed. Here's what you need to know about every competitor for the national title.
Derek Jeter anticipates the World Baseball Classic final will be a high-scoring affair. David Ortiz, however, disagrees.
Venezuela is in the World Baseball Classic final for the first time after beating Italy.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Ralph Vacchiano updates the NFL's hierarchy following the first wave of free agency.
Venezuela's bullpen dominated Italy in the semifinals, potentially leaving it shorthanded on Tuesday night.
Maikel Garcia felt the electric environment in Venezuela's win over Italy in the World Baseball Classic on Monday.
Recapping the semifinal action from Monday at the World Baseball Classic.
Here's how to watch USA vs. Venezuela at the World Baseball Classic final on Tuesday on FOX.
The final for the 2026 World Baseball Classic is set. Here's how the bracket shaped up.
Tech
A home network-attached storage (NAS) server is ideal for backups, content streaming, and more. It could even save you money in the long run.
Customer conversations with chatbots can include contact information and personal details that make it easier for scammers to launch phishing attacks and commit fraud.
In 2019, two Canadian brothers blew into Detroit with an irresistible pitch: For $50, almost anyone could become a property owner. When houses decayed and the city intervened, the blame games began.
It used to be common wisdom that leaving your phone charging overnight degrades the battery. But handset design has evolved to mitigate the harm caused by constant charging.
Denon is addressing an omission in its current turntable lineup: Bluetooth streaming. With the new DP-500BT, the company combines refined design, analog sound and high-resolution wireless connectivity. With its semi-automatic operation and switchable phono preamp, this model has the features to suit
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There are many E Ink tablets out there, but most of them are basically digital notebooks. They are great for reading and handwriting notes, but not so great for doing all of that regular tablet stuff like checking emails and doomscrolling. Boox, however, has released a number of E Ink tablets that c
Sometimes, it's the little details in a software update that make the biggest improvements. Google is rolling out a new feature for Chrome that will add a bookmark bar to the browser on Android foldables and tablets. Spotted by 9to5Google, this move will make the browsing experience on larger mobile
At GTC 2026, NVIDIA and Bolt announced what they hope will be a symbiotic partnership. Bolt gets NVIDIA technology that would be costly and impractical to build on its own. Meanwhile, NVIDIA not only gains a major customer but also access to the European rideshare company’s driving data.Bolt says
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Sony's upgraded PlayStation Spectral Super Resolution (PSSR) tech is rolling out as part of the PlayStation 5 Pro system update that's available today. The company had teased last month that this update was in the works. These improvements should be a better reflection of why you might pay a premium
xAI, which is already facing multiple investigations around the world over widespread reports that Grok repeatedly created sexualized images of children, is now facing a class action lawsuit. Three teenagers, who allege that photos of them were used by Grok to generate child exploitation material, h
Just months after announcing DLSS 4.5 at CES, NVIDIA has unveiled its next major upscaling technology, DLSS 5. The company is doubling-down on AI for this next iteration, claiming DLSS 5 “infuses pixels with photoreal lighting and materials” using a real-time neural rendering model when it arriv
A judge has ruled that publisher Krafton must reinstate Ted Gill as CEO of Unknown Worlds Entertainment, according to a report by Bloomberg. The company fired Gill and two other co-founders last year as part of a shakeup involving the long-anticipated sequel Subnautica 2.
The Delaware judge said Kra
Samsung will reportedly end Galaxy Z TriFold sales in South Korea on March 17, three months after the device went on sale, according to South Korean newspaper Dong-A Ilbo. Samsung has not yet confirmed the report, but Engadget has reached out for comment. In the US, where the TriFold arrived in Janu
Apple's latest acquisition could be a hint towards improvements for Final Cut Pro. The tech giant acquired MotionVFX, as seen on the company's website and first reported by MacRumors, which is known for providing plugins, templates, visual effects and more to video editors. MotionVFX currently offer
Entertainment
Brad Pitt is pushing to grill a wealthy Russian businessman about his winery dealings with Angelina Jolie ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Brad is asking a Los Angeles judge to force businessman Yuri Shefler to appear…
Zendaya is putting to bed rumors about her secretly tying the knot with Tom Holland ... well, sort of. The actress appeared on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" to promote her new movie, "The Drama," and, during her convo with Jimmy, Zendaya addressed all the…
Forget the pot of gold -- these green bikinis are the real treasure, but can you pair the smokin' hot bods with their famous name?! Sexy stars like Arianny Celeste and Hailey Bieber are shamrockin' their green bikini looks, and keep an eye out for…
The NCAA Tournament Selection Committee screwed St. John's, but it doesn't make a bit of difference, according to former SJU star Metta World Peace ... who tells TMZ Sports the hoopers from Jamaica, Queens will soon be cutting down the nets! "It…
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American actress Alexandra Holden was 23 years old when she played Mary Johanson -- the genuine pageant girl and main contestant in the American Teen Princess Pageant -- in the 1999 comedy/drama film "Drop Dead Gorgeous." Holden hit the big screen…
Kiki Shepard -- the longtime co-host of the legendary music showcase "Showtime at the Apollo" -- has died ... TMZ has learned. LaShirl Smith, Kiki's rep, tells TMZ ... she suffered a massive heart attack in Los Angeles on Monday, adding her passing…
Taylor Frankie Paul is sharing custody of her son with baby daddy Dakota Mortensen amid an investigation into claims of child and spousal abuse ... TMZ has learned. Sources connected to the situation tell TMZ ... the 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives'…
Meghan Trainor is looking to part ways with her sprawling Los Angeles area estate ... 'cause TMZ has learned she's put the property on the market for millions. Real estate sources tell us the Encino compound hit the market about a week ago for $6.9…
Sarah Michelle Gellar says a suit pulled the plug on the 'Buffy' reboot. The OG "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" star previously announced Hulu was scrapping the reboot of the beloved TV show and now she's explaining more about the decision, which…
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