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Mike Tyson visited the White House and predicted a Trump midterm elections victory before joining the president at a rally in Syracuse, New York.
Abdul El-Sayed's jab at University of Michigan football drew sharp backlash from Dave Portnoy and rival Mike Rogers across social media posts.
Pat Sajak made a rare public appearance on Hollywood Boulevard to honor Air Supply's Hollywood Walk of Fame star ceremony with a humorous speech.
Trump's attendance was halted and kickoff conditions shifted as Hurricane Isaias bears down on the Alabama-Georgia game at Bryant-Denny Stadium.
Christa Pike is back at prison after surviving a botched lethal injection, but her attorneys say she still struggles with arm injuries and memory problems.
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis deployed 16,000 linemen and pre-dawn road crews across the state as officials warn of post-storm hazards from Isaias.
Bill Maher blasted Zohran Mamdani's Oct. 7 anniversary statement on "Real Time," mocking the New York City mayor's pivot to criticizing Israel.
Trump sounded off on Truth Social after the Norwegian Nobel Committee passed him over for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize in favor of Navi Pillay.
Judicial Watch's Thomas Fitton says the FBI's 12-year timeline for releasing Thomas Matthew Crooks assassination attempt documents is unacceptable.
Igor Shesterkin's skate jammed into the post during Friday's loss to the Washington Capitals, and video shows the gruesome moment that ended his season.
Satire
THE PLAIN OF JORDAN — Lot won first prize in a local Halloween couples costume contest this weekend after dressing up as a pepper shaker.
CHICAGO, IL — A plastic shopping bag that accidentally blew inside the Chicago Museum of Modern Art sold at auction for $10 million.
HEAVEN — Heavenly residents have gathered in rapt anticipation, excited to finally get the answer to the age-old question of who would win a fight between God and Mike Ditka.
In what would be the nation’s first public execution in 90 years, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced the Pentagon would livestream Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan’s death by firing squad. What do you think?
The post Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution appeared first on The Onion.
The midterms are less than a month away, so it's important for you to understand who you're voting for and why. You may think that voting for Republicans is the only way to go, but that's not the case.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move aimed at protecting coastal states awaiting landfall of Hurricane Isaias, President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Friday declaring all hurricanes illegal.
U.S. — Following the suggestion that Los Angeles or San Diego could be destroyed, the nation pleaded with the Republic of Iran to definitely not bomb L.A., especially not Dodger Stadium at 5 PM on Wednesday, October 14.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Pentagon confirmed on Friday that domestic terrorist Nidal Hasan would be publicly executed in a spectacular event hosted by Ryan Seacrest.
GLENDORA, CA — A local man narrowly avoided receiving a ticket for texting while driving after he politely explained to the police officer that he was merely playing Mario Tennis: Power Tour on his Game Boy Advance SP.
AUSTIN, TX — Senate candidate James Talarico suddenly disappeared from the campaign trail last week after Democratic strategists realized that he is James Talarico.
JERUSALEM — While overlooking the Temple from the Mount of Olives, the one called Jesus reportedly shared with His disciples a new teaching called the "Parable of the Wise Servant Who Invested in Pokémon Cards."
WASHINGTON—Calling the attention the incident was receiving yet another example of liberal media bias, the White House downplayed on Friday the fact that a hyena was currently biting down on the ass of President Donald Trump. “No one should be surprised that all the scrutiny from the mainstream
GREENSBORO, NC—Growing increasingly whimsical as she unearthed the memory from decades ago, local grandma Agatha Fuller fondly recalled Friday how she had once worked with a homosexual. “His name was Alexander, never Alex, and his hair and his suit were always immaculate,” said Fuller, reminis
WASHINGTON—Vowing to use the full force of the bureau to crack down on anyone who thwarted the values and aims of the United States through such an act, FBI Director Kash Patel formally classified not finishing a hamburger as seditious activity Thursday. “Let me say this loud and clear: Failing
Sixteen years after the release of The Social Network, follow-up film The Social Reckoning is coming to theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the sequel. Q: Who’s the writer and director? A: Aaron Sorkin and, unfortunately, Aaron Sorkin. Q: What’s it about? A: As fans will
DNA analysis of a lock of Thomas Jefferson’s hair has provided the strongest genetic evidence yet that he did in fact father at least one child with the enslaved woman Sally Hemings, as has long been speculated. What do you think?
The post DNA Provides More Evidence Thomas Jefferson Fathered Chi
ITHACA, NY—In an aggressive attempt to distance itself from an alleged sexual assault at one of its fraternity houses, Cornell University hastily announced Thursday that it was now going by a different name. “We determined that the best way forward was a clean start with total rebranding, and i
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This week the Supreme Court began a new term, and there are several consequential cases on the docket. The Onion previews some of the most important cases being heard by the justices in the coming months. Apple v. Epic Games : The suit over Apple’s App Store fees will be the first Supreme Court
Sports
Billy Edwards Jr. threw a 75-yard TD pass in the second half, and North Carolina knocked off No. 25 Pittsburgh for coach Bill Belichick's first win vs. a ranked team.
The Cardinals are finalizing a deal to trade Marvin Harrison Jr., sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter and NFL Network's Ian Rapoport.
While the Vikings elevated receiver Odell Beckham Jr. from the practice squad for Sunday's game, a source said, it's not yet decided if he'll play.
Jezelle "GG" Banks, the No. 4-ranked player and one of the top point guards in the SC Next class of 2027, has committed to South Carolina.
Rangers goaltender Igor Shesterkin will miss the rest of the season after suffering a right knee injury in Friday night's loss to the Capitals.
The Pittsburgh Steelers placed wide receiver Michael Pittman Jr. (foot) on injured reserve, the team announced on Saturday.
As the Ravens and Eagles were preparing to agree to a trade that would send Cam Jurgens to Baltimore, the two sides made immediate plans for the center to undergo a physical in Philadelphia before any deal was finalized, league sources told ESPN.
Bears vs. Packers? 49ers vs. Seahawks? There are 14 more games in Week 5, and we have picks, predictions and more for all of them.
Top-20 senior Ahmed Nur has committed to Ole Miss, giving the Rebels their highest-ranked recruit in at least 20 years.
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Larry the Cable Guy appeared on "Big Noon Kickoff," backing Nebraska with a bold prediction and showing off just how deep his love for the Cornhuskers runs.
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The bands from Hurricane Isaias have forced changes in the NASCAR schedule and in the race lineup.
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Tech
Gemini might be causing some issues with Android Auto.
You don't have to guess how long is left on your Samsung device's warranty; the company makes it easy to confirm.
Ray tracing makes light's behavior more realistic in supported games, but your PC has to use a lot of horsepower to make that happen.
In its latest report, Anthropic has revealed that its AI agents meddled with government websites during testing.
If you have a Frame TV or one of the other Samsung models, you may occasionally need to reboot or factory reset it.
A shortage has driven resale prices through the roof.
Apple's foldable phone has everyone talking, but competitors have their own offerings in different ways.
Samsung Galaxy phones that have upgraded to Android 17 and One UI 9 have a slew of new features - some more helpful than others.
Smart speakers should recognize your voice to run commands, but you can help them out with a few tricks.
Set it to a nearby place instead, if you're concerned about the potential dangers if someone accesses your phone.
Anti-cybercrime initiatives are increasingly using AI to scam the scammers by tricking them into talking to lifelike bots that they think are real victims.
There's more to Lego than just another basic set. We tested tons of Lego-themed gifts to find the perfect ones for the brick builder in your life.
Whether you want a weight log on your phone or a bathroom gadget packed with sensors, I’ve found an option for you.
Humans Watched This Supernova Explode Nearly a Millennium Ago. Now You Can See It in High Definition
The new image isn’t just stunning—it may also provide clues about how this star survived its own explosion.
Inspired by head-banging woodpeckers, Vancouver-based Pikio Labs has discovered a new approach to skull protection.
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Entertainment
Tim Kennedy -- a former star in the UFC -- has reportedly been shot multiple times while working with a private military contractor in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The Vectus Group -- a PMC owned by Erik Prince, the co-founder of the…
The causes of death for two University of Mississippi students found dead on the same day have been revealed in court ... with one reportedly dying from a combination of substances, including cough syrup, and the other from inhalation asphyxiation.…
Woah Vicky says her mom is safe and sound after going missing for a couple of weeks ... and, though she admits they have their issues, Vicky says the news has moved her to tears. The influencer posted the heartfelt message Saturday ... just a…
Disney costumes are a hit every Halloween ... but these celebs aren't your average trick-or-treaters. Hollywood leaned into the sex appeal for these sexy costumes ... with Alix Earle stunning as a nearly-naked Cinderella, Francesca Farago going as…
A man was mauled to death by a tiger after jumping into the animal's enclosure at a zoo in England ... sparking a massive emergency response and forcing the park to evacuate. According to South Yorkshire Police, officers were called to Yorkshire…
Donald Trump has issued a stern warning to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky ... warning him to stop blowing up Russian oil refineries -- while also saying Ukrainians need a new leader. POTUS made the statement outside the White House on…
New York Attorney General Letitia James is being asked to recuse herself from the Cornell 7 case in a new ethics complaint ... after she showed support for Jane Doe on social media. The National Legal and Policy Center -- a Washington, D.C.-based…
There's more than one way to analyze the slew of texts between Jane Doe and the men she's accusing of sexual assault, and Harvey and Mark Geragos dive into all possibilities on the new "2 Angry Men" podcast. As we reported, Jane Doe's account of…
Bob Mackie's death wasn't just the result of pneumonia as previously reported ... his death certificate reveals he suffered a serious head injury after a fall just days before his passing. According to the death certificate obtained by Us Weekly,…
Mariusz Komenda has died after a months-long battle with brain cancer. The "MasterChef Poland" star's death was announced Wednesday by the show's production team, TVN, which paid tribute to Komenda in an emotional social media post. Komenda was…
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