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Malik Nabers went through full practice at training camp after his ACL and meniscus tear, with John Harbaugh and Jaxson Dart praising his recovery.
The WNBA's own social media team posted a Paige Bueckers and Angel Reese $400 bet that appears to violate the league's collective bargaining agreement.
The Army says its "Hammer of the Gods" electronic warfare system completed its first overseas maritime test, disrupting navigation signals used by enemy precision weapons.
Emmanuel Wesley allegedly shot his mother twice in the back as she sat in her car, then drove away. He now faces up to 50 years to life in prison.
Mauricio Pochettino is reportedly close to a new USMNT deal through the 2030 FIFA World Cup despite the humiliating loss to Belgium in Seattle.
A Florida man is facing several charges after he allegedly shot his mother and set her body on fire because she "wanted to be cremated," police said.
Democratic power players Mark Penn and Rahm Emanuel publicly criticize NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani over his property tax plan and Israel positions.
Newly recovered videos dating back to 2015 led investigators to identify eight more alleged victims at Walter Johnson High School in Montgomery County.
Multiple explosions rocked Kyiv after Russia launched ballistic missiles, hours after Volodymyr Zelenskyy warned of a massive overnight assault.
A commercial truck carrying 269 bundles of rebar concealed 366 packages of cocaine worth over $20 million beneath its wooden floorboards at Calexico, officials said.
Satire
BOISE, ID — The credentials of one local man were called into question, as the so-called Christian Nationalist had yet to post anything overtly hateful on social media today.
LOS ANGELES, CA — At the request of Hollywood executives, the California state government opened an inquiry into possible infiltration of the film industry by honest God-fearing, law-abiding American citizens who reject Communism.
A viral trend called “tanmaxxing” is encouraging Gen Z to ignore the documented risks associated with prolonged UV exposure and forgo sunscreen in pursuit of darker tans. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding tanning. MYTH: Tanning is bad for your skin. FACT: Lizards lay in t
FLORENCE, SC — The $200,000 invested by the Benson family on their son Brayden's travel baseball team finally paid off, as he earned a $500 scholarship to Florence-Darlington Technical College.
FLORENCE — Japanese tourist Keiko Haruto was instantly shamed by her friends and family after it was discovered that he had only taken roughly five hundred million photos during her European vacation.
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to support his children as they attempted to distance themselves from their difficult upbringing, actor Brad Pitt announced on Monday that he was dropping his surname in solidarity with his family. “I understand why my kids want no part of ‘Pitt,’ and if they don’
CHICAGO, IL — Atlanta Dream forward Angel Reese won the prestigious WNBA Layup Contest after successfully making one.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Chief Medical Advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci admitted to those close to him that he was starting to think that perhaps keeping a detailed daily "Perjury Diary" was a bad idea.
WORLD — Across the globe this past weekend, dozens of people had the great fortune to hear someone shouting "God is the greatest!" in Arabic, a sure sign that something really good was happening.
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CHICAGO—Pulling out their phones to capture footage of the extraordinary event, lucky participants in a Chicago architecture tour reportedly witnessed a rare live feeding of the Willis Tower on Monday. “In my 20 years of leading tours in the Windy City, I’ve never seen anything quite like this
GRAND JUNCTION, CO—Pausing as he lifted a forkful of lettuce and baby spinach toward his mouth, local man Logan Barger reportedly took a moment Monday to appreciate what a good boy he was being as he ate his salad. “Wow, look at all these greens, not to mention the cucumber slices and the cherry
The Onion selects the best books to take on vacation this year.
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Whether you’re out on the town or throwing a cozy event at home, karaoke can be a fun and cathartic group activity. The Onion shares tips for your next karaoke night. Hold the microphone one to two inches into your mouth. Pick a crowd-pleasing oldie that everyone knows, like “Greensleeves” o
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Sports
Rams defensive tackle Myles Garrett expressed excitement over the possibility of Aaron Donald coming out of retirement to play this season, saying he thinks the duo "can do great things."
The Storm apologized Wednesday for an exchange that took place between one of their co-owners and two fans who thanked Sophie Cunningham in the wake of her comments supporting barring transgender girls and women from girls' and women's sports.
Taysom Hill, the only player in the Super Bowl era to have more than 1,000 yards rushing, receiving and passing, won't be returning to the Saints for a 10th season.
The NBA investigation into whether the Clippers circumvented the salary cap to pay Kawhi Leonard could drag into 2027 if the parties don't agree on the findings or any proposed settlement that involves punishing the team, sources told ESPN.
Josh Allen defended the Bills' widely panned alternate uniforms, saying the franchise has to "move forward and do something new."
Phillies interim manager Don Mattingly said "now's the time that we're going to find out what we're made of" after the team has dropped nine of 12 games since the All-Star break.
UCLA's Nico Iamaleava said he and new coach Bob Chesney immediately clicked, making the quarterback's decision to stay with the Bruins an easy one.
The 2026 World Cup is over, and we're already itching to look ahead to 2030. So, we asked our reporters to vote for the top teams they expect to contend in four years' time. Who made the cut?
For 22-time All-Star LeBron James, his last decision was about loyalty -- not to any of his previous stops but to his own basketball compass.
Rams' Myles Garrett said he will not influence Aaron Donald's decision to return to the NFL.
Check out the 2026 O/U win total for the Chargers, who won 11 games and finished second in the AFC West last season.
Check out the 2026 O/U win total for the Chiefs, who won six games and finished third in the AFC West last season.
Check out the 2026 O/U win total for the Patriots, who won 14 games and won the AFC last season.
From another makeover in Queens to Mason Miller in the Bronx, here's a wish list for both New York teams.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Check out the 2026 O/U win total for the Cardinals, who won three games and finished last in NFC West last season.
All 32 teams across the NFL have reported to training camp, and news continues to break as practice sessions get underway across the country.
Vozinha is cashing in on his newfound fame by promoting the new Spider-Man film.
As Ryan Day seeks his second national title as Ohio State's head coach, he's looking for steady, incremental improvement.
So what's next for Argentina's top players after the 2026 World Cup?
Tech
The company's tech chief said a fix for the error will be arriving soon.
The program, ChatGPT for Academic Researchers, will start with 10,000 participants this summer.
Despite weeks of renewed press coverage and controversy around ICE, Donald Trump’s supporters appear to be standing by the agency no matter what.
The Age Signals API will be available globally before the end of the year.
Save up to $100 on Apple’s latest AirPods models before prices go back up.
Robots apparently don't need to be bipedal to be caught up in the FCC's new foreign-made robot ban.
Waymo paused highway operations in May after several robotaxis drove into sections that were closed for construction.
Curious if you should get Dyson’s new 2026 stick vacuums or stick to the older ones? I tested five models, old and new, to find out for you.
I watched a new tool try to get around the model safeguards of four major frontier companies. You might be surprised by how they performed.
Moving your data to Claude is easier than you might think. This step-by-step guide will get you switched over right away.
We played spot the difference and noticed this intriguing difference in Google's teaser for the Pixel 11 Pro.
If it's extra hot or humid where you are, the Runna app will adjust your workouts accordingly.
Tens of thousands of AI-generated songs are uploaded to music streaming platforms every day.
Climate change is helping invasive species to not only establish themselves across the continent but to stay alive for longer. Scientists suggest we get used to it.
Cable and satellite aren't your only options when it comes to local channels. There are free ways to get the same content.
Elon Musk’s platform attacked the country’s “invasive” information-gathering powers as it demands the government drop efforts to strengthen its no-children policy.
Our field-tested gear includes power banks, electrolytes, outdoor blankets, earplugs, and more.
These are the cleaning robots, water monitors, and toys actually worth buying for pool season.
WIRED test-drove a preproduction version of the Luce, the storied Italian automaker’s controversial electric car, and it was remarkably surprising. Will it convert Ferrari fanatics?
For the frequent flier who treats the Delta Sky Club like their second home.
Entertainment
Journalist Brandon Tatum says he had no prior relationship with Mississippi Chancery Court Judge Ashlee Cole or Warren Hudson's family before they reached out ... pushing back on claims he was chosen because of an existing connection. The "Officer…
The father of one of Nolan Wells' friends is offering a hefty cash reward in hopes of shedding light on the mysterious circumstances surrounding Nolan's death, TMZ has learned. Dr. Benjamin Hudson, the father of Warren Hudson, tells TMZ he's…
Mackenzie Shirilla is taking her fight from Ohio's highest court to the feds ... launching a sweeping new challenge to the murder convictions that landed her in prison. According to a federal petition, obtained by TMZ, Mackenzie is asking a…
The ex-JPMorgan banker accusing his boss of sexual abuse admits he pinned his claims on another employer online ... but says he was only covering his tracks out of fear. According to new court docs, obtained by TMZ, the banker is pushing back on a…
Las Vegas police say they have no sexual assault reports involving Jared Leto ... following a new BBC documentary featuring a woman who alleges the actor assaulted her in the city when she was 17. A spokesperson for the Las Vegas Metropolitan…
Anthony Smith allegedly threatened to kill his wife, forced her into his car, and later tried to run her over with it after a heated argument at a Nebraska bar, according to prosecutors. The Sarpy County Attorney's Office detailed the claims hours…
Jennifer Tilly's $175 Comic-Con horror story is getting a happy ending ... 'cause a replacement Chucky doll is officially headed her way after she was accidentally handed an empty box. Dan Willett, owner of Unbox Industries, tells TMZ ... his tiny…
Brooklyn Beckham's billionaire in-laws should have taken stronger precautions after their family dog was accused of attacking a household worker ... at least according to the attorney representing its latest alleged victim. Nelson and Claudia Peltz…
The ex-wife of Jeremiah "Shawn" Duffey, who is accused of fatally shooting Sara Gilson before taking his own life, says there will be no funeral for him ... telling TMZ his own children decided he didn't deserve one. Stephanie Ramsay tells TMZ ...…
Lil Wayne and Lil Yachty are officially winners at the racetrack ... their horse scored a massive victory and punched its ticket to the Breeders' Cup. Listenupshance, owned by celebrity-backed Run Fast Racing, won the $400K Grade 1 Bing Crosby…
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