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Officials in Kansas said a man was arrested after he hid underneath a child's bed on Monday. The child told the babysitter there was a "monster" under the bed.
Take a look at these top-rated beauty products during the Amazon Big Spring Sale.
Pittsburgh Pirates star pitcher Paul Skenes will strike out batters for a good cause for a second straight season, donating $100 for each K to the Gary Sinise Foundation
Reporters are claiming to have found private contact information online for top Trump administration officials at the center of a Signal text chain leak.
In our FAA Safety Review Team report, we rang the bell as loud as we could to draw attention to the urgent need to address the staffing, technology and funding of the system.
Lee Zeldin, who heads the EPA, will visit the California-Mexico border "in the near future" to inspect toxic sewage flowing into the Pacific Ocean from Tijuana.
Gali and Ziv Berman were taken hostage on Oct. 7, 2023, and their brother, Liran, has been fighting for their freedom ever since. He says his brothers were "the light of every room" they walked into.
Trump-honored DJ Daniel, the 13-year-old cancer survivor made honorary Secret Service member, reported for duty at the James J. Rowley Training Center in Beltsville, Maryland, last week.
President Donald Trump told reporters on Wednesday that he "always thought" national security advisor Mike Waltz was responsible for the Signal chat scandal.
Former LSU standout offensive lineman Will Campbell took issue with questions around his arm measurements while at the school's pro day session.
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Harvard announced that undergraduate tuition will be free for students of families who make annual incomes of $200,000 or less, a move intended to make the prestigious institution “affordable to more students than ever.” What do you think?
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Sometimes song lyrics can be confusing. So we called up psychologist and beauty expert Jordan Peterson and asked him to explain some of the most popular pop song lyrics. Here's what he said:
TALLAHASSEE, FL — After a pod of dolphins arrived to greet the returning NASA astronauts brought home by SpaceX, outraged Democrats began protesting the dolphins' actions by spray-painting swastikas on them and setting them afire.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — One of the country's most popular meal delivery services made a move to boost its market share among Christian customers this week, as DoorDash announced it would begin offering a $2.99 upgrade where the driver would pre-pray for your food.
LOS ANGELES, CA — While waiting in line at the Department Of Motor Vehicles, local man Roger Stephens had the chance to experience trainee Sarah Taylor's very first day on the job, watch her advance in years, and celebrate her retirement.
Like Caesar Holding Thumb Over Bloody Colosseum, Man Writes Scathing One-Star Review Of Toaster Oven
ROCHESTER, NY — Local man Gary Simpson channeled all the rage and power of Caesar passing judgment in the Colosseum as he left a brutal one-star review on a toaster oven he bought on Amazon.
After decades in darkness, the Trump administration brought to light yesterday the "JFK Files", 80,000 pages of documents pertaining to the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. After combing through the evidence long into the night, the Bee has uncovered the following seven shocking revelatio
LAS VEGAS, NV — After several Tesla vehicles suddenly exploded into flames at a Las Vegas facility, Democrats blamed climate change as the most likely culprit behind the detonations.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has graciously agreed to France's request to return the Statue of Liberty, asking only in return for all of the land in France that America liberated in World War II.
President Donald Trump invoked the Alien Enemies Act for the first time since it was used to intern Japanese immigrants during WWII, granting himself sweeping authority to deport non-citizens without giving them the opportunity to go before a judge. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—In a decisive victory for longtime champions of the cause, congressional leaders announced Wednesday the passage of a new federal law mandating that all women talk with a baby voice. “Under the terms of this legislation, every American female over the age of 18 is now required to spea
ST. CHARLES, MO—Covering her ears as her father screamed at her mother about the overuse of suggestive POV camera shots, local child Hadley Lohman sat frightened atop the stairs last night watching her parents argue about the ending of The Sopranos, sources confirmed Wednesday. According to report
A 4-year-old Wisconsin boy called 911 to report that his mom was eating his ice cream, saying she was “being bad and needed to go to jail.” What do you think?
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WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Finding himself stopped upon entering a building at the Trump International Golf Club, Vice President JD Vance was reportedly reminded by a staff member Tuesday that caddies are not allowed in the clubhouse. “Sir, sir, you can’t go in there,” said head of guest services M
NORFOLK, VA—Rolling their eyes at her mindless embrace of that which brings her happiness in life, sources confirmed Tuesday that basic woman Madison Derry’s entire personality revolves around things she enjoys. “I honestly kind of cringe seeing how Maddy just goes along with what naturally ap
BALTIMORE—In the wake of news that the New York senator had postponed his book tour amid controversy over his vote for a spending bill, dejected Chuck Schumer superfan Sean Angston told reporters Monday that he couldn’t believe he had dropped $10,000 on a VIP party package. “Chuck is basically
Sports
The Spartans goaltender recalls his late grandfather's words every time he steps on the ice.
The "speed dating" of the soccer world happens at TransferRoom, where over 300 clubs and 80 player agencies meet to talk deals 15 minutes at a time. Rob Dawson was there to see it.
Arsenal have identified Eintracht striker Hugo Ekitike as an alternative to Newcastle's Alexander Isak.
The Celtics lead two key futures markets entering Wednesday night's game but here's why bettors should be cautious.
While Mauricio Pochettino's team has yet to lift off, Javier Aguirre's Mexico squad has already lifted silverware.
With the international break done and dusted with all the major World Cup contenders in action, who's looking sharp right now and who needs work in the next 14 months? LME breaks it down.
After a free agent megadeal that rocked the offseason, a new era begins for the Mets, New York and all of MLB.
The NFL competition committee is recommending making the dynamic kickoff rule permanent and moving touchbacks to the 35-yard line in hopes of generating even more returns.
The White Sox open the season with a consensus over/under of 53.5 wins, the lowest betting total for sportsbooks in over 35 years.
The Flyers have fired coach John Tortorella as the team spiraled toward missing the playoffs for the fifth straight season and one of the worst records in the Eastern Conference.
Complete MLB Opening Day information for 2025 including schedule, pitchers, teams, times, dates and how to watch.
Our eight-part position series continues with the top 10 second basemen entering the 2025 season.
Our eight-part position series continues with the top 10 first basemen entering the 2025 season.
Our eight-part position player series continues with the top 10 closers entering the 2025 season.
Dave Helman sits down with Ben Arthur to talk about the NFL Draft! Within the discussion, the duo debate whether the Cowboys should draft Boise State RB Ashton Jeanty and how similar Jeanty is to Ezekiel Elliott!
From Tyrese Proctor and Khaman Maluach of Duke to Henri Veesaar of Arizona, the East Regional is bursting with international prospects, a reflection of a burgeoning trend across college basketball.
Argentina is proving it can win without Lionel Messi, just in case he opts not to play in the 2026 World Cup.
The men's Sweet 16 gets underway, and the 2025 MLB season officially begins. Here's what to bet on March 27.
NFL free agency has officially arrived! Here's a look at which top players have signed new deals and the top remaining free agents.
LeBron James was having a mostly forgettable night against the Pacers, until the fourth quarter came.
Tech
Vizio’s minimalist new budget bar cuts the frills, keeps the fun.
The Backbone One is a fantastic accessory that brings a controller-like experience to mobile devices. There have been multiple iterations throughout the years, but now the company has announced a nifty-looking Xbox Edition. This could be the perfect way to finally work through that ever-burgeoning G
MEMS solid-state drivers have provided a big sound boost to wireless earbuds recently, offering the ability for companies to pack in a hybrid setup for a wider, more immersive soundstage. xMEMS' silicon-based micro speakers have been a popular choice for this purpose, with the company's Cowell and M
Multi-frame generation has real potential to improve the gaming experience on cheaper laptops, but Nvidia’s RTX 5090 laptop GPU isn’t the huge leap you’re waiting for.
Yes, you can save on Apple devices during the Amazon Spring Sale. One of the best Apple deals at the moment is on the latest Mac mini: the M4 desktop with 16GB of RAM and 256GB of internal storage is on sale for $499, or $100 off its usual price. You'll find the same $100 discount on other configura
Just a few days ahead of Nintendo's big Switch 2 deep dive on April 2, the company is switching gears with an earlier surprise Direct presentation today, March 27, at 10AM ET. You can watch the stream above as it happens.
The video will run for around 30 minutes and focus on upcoming games for the
Free ChatGPT users will have to wait a while longer to be able to use its built-in image generation capability. OpenAI has just launched a feature that will allow users to generate images directly inside of ChatGPT, and it was supposed to roll out to all Plus, Pro, Team and Free users. But according
We still think getting a live TV streaming service is a better deal than paying for cable — but the gulf between the two options is narrowing. Now that many of the major providers go for more than $80 per month, it’s not the amazing deal it once was. Still, live TV streaming plans have no contra
President Donald Trump has signed a proclamation imposing 25 percent tariffs on "all cars that are not made in the United States" on top of taxes that are already in place. The tariffs will apply to all imported sedans, SUVs, crossovers, minivans, cargo vans and light trucks. They will also apply to
Fall asleep anywhere with this excellent sleep mask and its built-in headphones.
WIRED’s advice columnist considers whether trying to remove your data and information from generative AI tools could lessen your impact on the technology.
Uber has new shuttle routes for NYC travelers. Less than six months after launching bus rides between LaGuardia Airport and Manhattan, the company is adding four routes between John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK) and Manhattan.
Beginning on Thursday, you can book up to four seats for one of
The Japanese singer-songwriter’s new album goes deep on their “fascination with science.” WIRED Japan took Hikaru Utada to visit the Large Hadron Collider to learn more.
Modern science wouldn’t exist without the online research repository known as arXiv. Three decades in, its creator still can’t let it go.
Few things are more panic-inducing than a phone’s battery hitting five percent when you’re nowhere near a charger. That’s what power banks are for. Keep a full one in your bag and you’ll never have to worry about a dead phone (or tablet or even laptop) again. For over two years, I’ve teste
Our favorite VPN service is now integrated into our favorite web browser.
Not everyone needs to spend a fortune to get a mobile phone that does everything they want. The best budget Android phones prove you can snag a new phone with great performance, solid build quality and all the key features you actually care about — without the hefty price tag. You might not get a
Save on the science-backed devices you’ve been eyeing with a 10% off Theragun discount code, and March 2025 offers at up to 30% off.
A WIRED review shows national security adviser Mike Waltz, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, and other top officials left sensitive information exposed via Venmo—until WIRED asked about it.
The Trump cabinet’s shocking leak of its plans to bomb Yemen raises myriad confidentiality and legal issues. The security of the encrypted messaging app Signal is not one of them.
Entertainment
Actor Clive Revill — best known as the voice of the villainous Emperor Palpatine in one of the "Star Wars" films, has died. Revill passed away at an assisted-living facility in Sherman Oaks, California, on March 11 while suffering from dementia,…
Madison Pettis -- the child star from "The Game Plan" -- is all grown up and shooting her shot for a biopic role that could be a total game-changer ... AKA Mariah Carey's life story! TMZ caught up with Madison, and TBH, even before she said a word,…
A mock jury of 12 people heard evidence for and against Diddy and voted his fate ... and the results may surprise you. The jury is part of a new documentary -- "TMZ Presents The Downfall of Diddy: His Defense" -- available for free on Tubi. Jurors…
Duke fans better enjoy Cooper Flagg while they can ... 'cause Seth Curry tells TMZ Sports it won't be long before the Blue Devils baller is starring on NBA courts. Flagg's currently got Duke rolling into the Sweet 16 of the NCAA tournament ... but…
Australian actor Ed Oxenbould was just a pre-teen when he was cast to play Alexander -- the good kid and underdog who experiences terrible events leading up to his 12th birthday -- in the 2014 family/comedy film "Alexander and the Terrible,…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Amazon is cutting back prices on all the top names in landscaping and lawn care and now's your chance to tackle your to-do list with some great electric tools from…
LISA "woke up feelin' like, like" a 28-year-old new woman -- the BLACKPINK superstar and "White Lotus" actress is celebrating her birthday!! The Thai sensation's special day is March 27 ... and it couldn't come at a better time for her. LISA…
Green Day fans got way more than they bargained for when they showed up to the rock band's movie casting call ... 'cause TMZ has learned they walked into a full-blown free concert! TMZ's got the deets -- hundreds of fans flocked to the Hollywood…
Stephen A. Smith says he and LeBron James could have been the next Will Smith and Chris Rock ... if things got physical during their infamous courtside quarrel. The TV host just hopped on his podcast and responded to LBJ dissing him on Wednesday's…
Bella Hadid may have had a falling out with one of her longtime friends at Paris Fashion Week this month ... 'cause eyewitnesses say the two got into an intense verbal argument -- and, they didn't leave on speaking terms. The argument allegedly…
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