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Caitlin Clark and Kelsey Mitchell each scored 34 points as the Fever routed the Sun 111-91, extending their WNBA record for 30-point games by teammates in a season.
Tua Tagovailoa completed 7 of 8 passes against his former team but still hasn't locked down the Atlanta Falcons starting job over Michael Penix Jr.
Chris Sale turns back clock, hits triple digits and completes gem on emotional night in Braves sweep
Drake Baldwin's first-pitch homer off Yoshinobu Yamamoto was all Chris Sale needed to shut out the Dodgers with 11 strikeouts and zero walks.
Body camera video captures the moment a wanted man walked into a Panda Express where the same officers he'd twice escaped were eating lunch.
AFPI filed a six-page public-records request with the government entity that owns Wintrust Arena after Enes Kanter Freedom's removal from a Sky game.
Royce White attended an Indiana Fever game in a blonde wig as part of his public campaign to enter the 2027 WNBA Draft as a transgender woman.
Nicki Parker, 60, was dragged 20 to 30 seconds along the Rocky Mountain Coaster track at Copper Mountain Resort after being ejected from her seat, an attorney claims.
Tarik Skubal got misty-eyed during a tribute video and standing ovation at Comerica Park before facing former teammate Gleyber Torres on the mound.
The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's leaked memo told journalists not to call 9/11 a terrorist attack, sparking outrage before the anniversary.
Cale Makar's eight-year, $163.2 million extension makes him the NHL's highest-paid player, but pressure to win another Stanley Cup intensifies.
Satire
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Controversy swirled online on Friday, as President Donald Trump posted a graphic to social media ranking American leaders, with Harrison Ford listed prominently as the "2nd Greatest" president in history.
U.S. — Singer-songwriter Billie Eilish unveiled a brand-new perfume on Friday called "Socialism," which will retail for just $72,000.
Millions were stunned this week when the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation ordered its anchors to refer to 9/11 as "jet crashes," strictly instructing the avoidance of terms like "terrorist attacks." However, this really wasn't a change for the CBC, which has always had a unique voice for news.
ONTARIO, CA — Local man Nathan Williams reportedly told his wife he'd be happy to hear more about their house being on fire just as soon as a helicopter finished passing by.
LEXINGTON, SC — Darline Graham, sister of the late Senator Lindsey Graham, who was appointed to finish her brother's term after his sudden passing, was reportedly seen quietly googling "What do senators do?"
ANAHEIM, CA — The Los Angeles area of Anaheim breathed a collective sigh of relief today after authorities finally arrested owner Arte Moreno for his gross negligence of the Los Angeles Angels baseball team.
U.S. — Democrats descended into disarray this week as swirling controversies around Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forced the party to take a position on whether terrorism is good.
Larry Ellison is the co-founder and executive chairman of Oracle, as well as the largest shareholder of the Paramount Skydance Corporation. The Onion sat down with the billionaire to discuss his ventures. The Onion : How did you get into the entertainment industry? Ellison: I remember going to t
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the clip showed the commander-in-chief spinning around in the East Room in the Executive Residence, wa
Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the past year as provisions kick in. What do you think?
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With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July.
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INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any woman who averages more than eight points per game should not be allowed to play in the WNBA.
WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a varie
LOS ANGELES—Responding to scrutiny concerning her tech billionaire father, artist Stella Lefty admitted in an interview Friday that nepotism may have played a role in helping her get Groupon+. “I had to set up the account myself, but yeah, I definitely have to recognize that not all aspiring art
'It's Fine,' Says Introvert Who Ordered Mashed Potatoes And Instead Received A Concrete Cinder Block
CHINO, CA — A local introvert was reportedly unable to correct a waiter at his favorite restaurant when, after ordering a side of mashed potatoes, he instead received a concrete cinder block.
U.S. — A popular dating app announced a new feature that would allow men to filter out women who support accused child murderer Lindsay Clancy.
THE UNDERWORLD — The Grim Reaper was reportedly seen preparing to use his "Wheel of Death" to see which person to visit next.
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appear loved online. “Despite all the videos of Andrew supposedly sparring with his brother at the g
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Shelving the game indefinitely after major spoilers about the plot leaked online, fed-up developers at Rockstar Games announced Thursday that the company was canceling Grand Theft Auto VI because “you fucking people don’t deserve it.” “We had this whole exciting game
SEATTLE—Exhibiting an air of practiced nonchalance as he mentioned his high-profile acquaintance, the Hinge date of area woman Melissa Jacobs was overheard Thursday dropping the name of the man who created Beetle Bailey. “You know, what you just said reminds me of something my old buddy Mort—t
Sports
Cale Makar has agreed to an eight-year extension with the Avalanche that will make him the highest-paid player in NHL history with a $20.4 million AAV.
Tarik Skubal heard mostly cheers and some jeers in his first start in Detroit since he was traded to the Dodgers and treated the Comerica Park crowd to six dominant innings against his former team Friday.
Todd Golden's third raise in as many years with the Florida Gators will make him the second-highest-paid basketball coach in the Southeastern Conference.
A temporary restraining order prohibits the SEC from enforcing a new rule that threatens stiff penalties for any team that uses a player who previously signed a contract to play in the NFL, NBA or WNBA.
Polymarket US said it withdrew plans to offer trading on Patrick Mahomes' return to the field, a type of market the NFL says should be prohibited.
Major League Baseball has suspended a once-prized Dominican prospect after uncovering an age-fraud plot that included a fictitious death, sources told ESPN.
Indiana broke a 30-year gap between first-time champions. For the next to join the club, there are some obvious candidates.
Caitlin Clark and Kelsey Mitchell dominated the action for the Fever on Friday night, lighting up the Sun with 34 points apiece in a 111-91 rout.
The Big Ten will now require teams to submit four player availability reports per week for games matching conference opponents. Since 2023, Big Ten teams have been reporting once a week.
The US Open begins Sunday, with Alcaraz back, Sinner out and Sabalenka's No.1 ranking on the line. Here's what to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 0 Memphis-UNLV game, as well as information on how to watch.
Nebraska volleyball was upset in the Elite Eight last season. Can the Cornhuskers climb back on top the women's college volleyball world?
Tarik Skubal was welcomed with cheers and a smattering of boos in his return to Detroit.
Shohei Ohtani threw a short bullpen session on Friday as the Los Angeles Dodgers two-way star moves closer to a return to the mound.
Erling Haaland scored twice as Manchester City beat Crystal Palace 4-1 in the Premier League.
The New York Yankees are banged, up and the Boston Red Sox are lurking in the AL East playoff race.
Watch the 2026 INDYCAR's Milwaukee Mile Doubleheader this weekend on FOX and FOX One. Get the start time, schedule and details.
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Bettors are not viewing the Chiefs the same way they have in years past. Patrick Everson reports on NFL win-total wagering.
Tech
If your Wi-Fi signal is patchy at the far reaches of your house, this simple solution might be worth a try. Even better? It's completely free.
The unexpected interruption came hours before the president wrote a congratulatory post on Truth Social about the company’s most recent earnings report.
The GTA VI extended-look trailer is full of clues, if you know where to look.
There are few things cooler to add to a gaming space than a retro arcade cabinet. But should you buy one or build one?
The longtime far-right operator and troll, a UK citizen, is being held in ICE custody pending his removal from the United States.
People are grafting a pre-release version of DLSS 5 onto their favorite games with unspectacular results.
Fire TV Sticks can last for years, but how many? Here's how to know when support ends for your device and when to upgrade.
Fraudsters are exploiting enterprise chat apps like Teams and Webex to trick Chinese victims into transferring large sums of money, fueling a wave of complaints.
If you're seeing these labels in your music apps and wondering what they do, let this article walk you through how they work.
"The public square is open again, and definitely not affiliated with X in any way."
“Do we need to look at the ceiling before going to the bathroom? Can we actually trust the water is safe to drink?” asks one GSA worker.
The LX100 II successor offers good speed and image quality at a fairly high price.
It's allegedly been running dozens of gigantic generators without a permit.
Your phone should be able to still sound your morning alarm when it's in silent mode. If it's not, here are some settings to check.
A recent paper argues that AI is often better at doctoring than doctors. Guess who isn't thrilled.
Labor Day already? Say it ain’t so. You can still chase summer a while longer with these great deals on outdoor gear at the REI Labor Day Sale.
I’ve been reviewing laptops for over a decade, and here's my advice on how to find the right laptop for you.
The art portfolio platform Cara, designed for creators who don’t want their work used to train AI, has been under assault by trolls seizing and publishing its data.
The company is testing robots that can swap cables, reset servers, and take on other tasks performed by technicians, fueling concerns among some workers that their jobs could be at risk.
Transferring files and data across platforms is more straightforward than ever.
Entertainment
Ray J and Blueface may be beefing right now, but Ray J says it's nothing that can't be worked out with their fists ... and the right paycheck. We caught up with Ray J after his heated phone call with Blueface -- things had gotten messy when the…
Garth Brooks' daughter, Allie Colleen, has been getting roasted for her Dolly Parton tribute ... with some critics accusing her of making the icon's death about her dad. Here's the deal ... Allie started by saying how her "greatest fear in life" is…
That's endgame for Chris Evans' Hollywood Hills home ... because he just sold it for over $5 mil, TMZ has learned. He had listed it for $6.3 mil back in June and closed the sale today, but seemingly slashed the price at the 11th hour to make the…
Viola Davis says Target could win people over again after releasing a racist Halloween costume ... if they play their cards right. While leaving LAX Friday, the acclaimed actress explained forgiveness is possible for the retailer, but she's got…
Michael Douglas' dad, Kirk Douglas, made sure the actor's wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, was taken care of in his will before he died ... TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained the trust documents executed by Kirk, who died in 2020 at 103, and his widow, Anne…
Blueface's ex, Jaidyn Alexis, is drawing a hard line when it comes to the baby he had with another woman ... telling us the child won't be meeting the kids she shares with the rapper anytime soon. Jaidyn sat down with our Towanda on "The TMZ…
A family in Texas got a troubling DoorDash delivery ... when their driver dropped off their order and was completely naked!!! Kiante Matlock told Fox 26 he and his daughter were waiting for their food when she saw the alert on his phone that their…
Judge Jackie Glass, who succeeded Nancy Grace as host of the courtroom TV show "Swift Justice," has died ... TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... Glass died Friday afternoon in Las Vegas. Nancy hosted the first season…
American sprinter Marvin Bracy-Williams was arrested for driving under the influence, TMZ Sports has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ Sports, Marvin was busted on August 3 in Orlando, Florida. Police said they arrived at the scene…
Happy Friday! Can you guess the sexy singer riding the jet ski?! This hot babe is keeping cool for the summer by not just riding her Jet Ski, but also making a cameo in "Camp Rock 3," which fans have waited years for. When she's not on stage or in…
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