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Sen Elissa Slotkin calls for new Democratic Party leadership, saying old models no longer work and the party must simplify its message to win back voters.
Marina Mabrey tied the WNBA single-game scoring record with 53 points as the Toronto Tempo routed the Los Angeles Sparks 125-94 on Thursday.
Team USA fell to Türkiye in its final Group D match at the 2026 FIFA World Cup in the final seconds, though the game never had knockout round implications.
Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell, and Second Lady Usha Vance were among the many stars spotted at Team USA's World Cup group stage match in Los Angeles on Thursday night.
Auston Trusty scored his first international goal three minutes into the USMNT match against Turkey, putting the Americans ahead 1-0 in Los Angeles.
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul attempted to lead a cheer at the Buffalo Bills' new $2.1 billion stadium ribbon-cutting ceremony to complete silence.
Trump administration pledges $150 million in aid and deploys U.S. Navy warships to Venezuela after deadly earthquakes kill at least 235 people.
Florida executed a 74-year-old man for the murder of his wife, marking the ninth execution in the state this year and the oldest inmate to be executed in modern state history.
An anti-gay slur chanted by Mexico fans during their 3-0 win over Czechia could lead to FIFA discipline for one of the 2026 World Cup host countries.
James Carville says Democratic socialist Darializa Avila Chevalier should not be seated in the Democratic caucus after her New York primary win.
Satire
The post Eric Adams Among Lineup Of Children Escorting Turkey Players Onto Pitch appeared first on The Onion.
U.S. — A new "Communist Catan" expansion pack for the popular board game will have players just sit and wait for their turn to collect small amounts of grain.
U.S. — According to sources, European tourists visiting the United States for the World Cup became mesmerized and bowed in worship to the golden statue of Bucc-ee Beaver.
LOS ANGELES—Explaining why the company could no longer release Artificial as previously planned, Amazon MGM Studios head Mike Hopkins told director Luca Guadagnino on Thursday that he didn’t realize the film would be so pro-art. “I had no idea you’d be promoting creativity to such an extent,
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — WNBA star Caitlin Clark returned to the basketball court today sporting a slightly modified team uniform.
PARIS — The weakling French population dramatically declared that today was "the hottest in history" despite local forecasts showing the temperature to be a mere 40 degrees.
France recorded the hottest day ever in its history, with temperatures reaching a high of 44.3 degrees Celsius (or 111.7 degrees Fahrenheit) as a brutal heat wave continues to engulf Western Europe. What do you think?
The post France Records Hottest Day Ever appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday that Grand Theft Auto VI could inspire impressionable teens to live in Florida. “This game glamorizes life in Florida to such an outrageous extent
SAN JOSE, CA — After years of therapy, a local man finally achieved a major breakthrough in determining the source of his trauma: watching Don Bluth's The Secret of NIMH from 1982.
The post French Reporter Illustrates Extreme Heat By Flambéing Cherries Jubilee On Sidewalk appeared first on The Onion.
LEVERETT, MA — A local man suffered a crisis of faith Wednesday after struggling to reconcile his belief in a loving God with the fact that he was never invited to be a contestant on hit 1990s Nickelodeon game show Legends of the Hidden Temple.
ARLINGTON, TX — After video review, a soccer player has been confirmed to be a total wuss.
Supergirl, starring Milly Alcock, opens this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film. Q: What is the premise? A: A female superhero must single-handedly save the world as she knows it after the catastrophic collapse of interest in the genre. Q: Is Superman in this one? A
HANNIBAL, MO—Expanding their exercise empire through a hostile takeover of the nearby business, the imperialistic Planet Fitness reportedly annexed a nearby GameStop Thursday as part of their Judgement Free Zone. “In our commitment to improving the world’s physique, we must take what is rightf
The post Grandma Adds New Urn To Husband Collection appeared first on The Onion.
MILWAUKEE—Following his blockbuster trade to the Miami Heat, former Milwaukee Bucks superstar Giannis Antetokounmpo took out a full-page ad in The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Wednesday thanking Bucks fans for not eating him during his 13 seasons with the franchise. “To the people of Milwaukee, pl
LOS ANGELES—Enticing fans with the promise of the franchise’s most dangerous stunt yet, a new trailer for Jackass: Best And Last released Wednesday showed an aging Johnny Knoxville trying to climb a staircase without a handrail. “Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?” said the 55-year-old Kno
Sports
Manchester United are considering a surprise move for Scotland goalkeeper Angus Gunn. Transfer Talk has the latest.
A late 3-2 defeat to Türkiye will count for little in the grand scheme of things, but USMNT boss Mauricio Pochettino will have learned plenty about his second-string players.
The USMNT's hot start finally hit a bump with three goals conceded, with backup keeper Matt Turner bearing blame.
The Tempo's Marina Mabrey had one of those nights where she was hot "from honestly everywhere," matching the WNBA record with 53 points and also sinking a record-tying nine 3-pointers to lead Toronto's 125-97 rout of the Sparks.
Michigan guard Elliot Cadeau plans to remain with the Wolverines following Dusty May's departure, his agent, Drew Gross, of WME Basketball told ESPN on Thursday.
Narcisse Ngoy, the 57th pick in this week's NBA draft, said Thursday he still plans to play college basketball at Auburn next season.
Restricted free agent Mark Williams intends to sign a three-year, $38 million, fully guaranteed contract to return to the Suns, sources said.
As part of the next CBA with players, MLB wants a maximum contract length of 5 years for free agents who are switching teams, while organizations will have the ability to keep their own players for up to 6 years, calling it a Cornerstone Player Provision.
The parents of former All-Pro NFL running back Doug Martin say excessive force by police and delayed medical care led to his death last year, according to a wrongful death lawsuit.
As Elena Delle Donne and Candace Parker head into the Women's Basketball Hall of Fame, we rank the WNBA's clutch players.
Brad Guzan urges USMNT fans to stay calm after a 3-2 loss to Türkiye as the team wins its group and prepares for a round of 32 matchup against Bosnia and Herzegovina.
France leads the oddsboard, but Argentina continues to rise. Check out the latest odds to reach the World Cup final.
Which nations are most likely to make the final four? See the latest odds to reach the 2026 FIFA World Cup semifinals.
Which countries will make it to the quarterfinals at the 2026 FIFA World Cup? Check out the latest odds.
Which squads are favored to make it to the Round of 16 in the expanded 2026 World Cup field? See the latest odds.
Conservative approaches all around as Australia advanced in the World Cup — but Paraguay has to wait and find out.
The 2026 World Cup has rewritten the record books at every turn.
Check out the latest 2026 FIFA World Cup odds for Team USA after its Round of 32 matchup against Bosnia and Herzegovina was announced.
See the latest odds for which countries are favored to win their respective groups.
Get caught up with every goal from the 2026 World Cup from best to worst.
Tech
With four iPads to choose from, there’s a clear winner in terms of discounts for Amazon Prime Day.
Anthropic's critics argue it's rapidly accumulating power. The company says that's what responsible AI development looks like.
Apple has dramatically jacked up the prices of MacBooks, making the current Prime Day pricing that much more enticing.
The decision by Amazon-owned MGM Studios to drop the OpenAI movie is just part of AI and film industries becoming increasingly intertwined. On Uncanny Valley, we look at where this is all headed.
So much for voluntary review.
We've gone from A to Z to find Amazon's best Prime Day deals on the gear worth owning.
The country was hit hard by a pair of quakes that happened in quick succession and were likely driven by stress being transferred from one part of the fault that runs through the country to another.
NSFW uses account for "well over half" of traffic, a new report says.
A refreshing direction for a price change.
This Peloton-adjacent rowing machine gamifies your workout to a satisfying effect, and it’s up to 25 percent off right now for Prime Day.
Spain's mobile networks will need to stay live for at least four hours during power outages, per new rules.
The third day of Amazon Prime Day is for the real heads, and so is our live blog. We'll bring you deals, trends, and commentary until Amazon's annual summer sale finally hangs up its cleats.
Polestar moved some of its production to the US, but it may be locked out from selling its cars here soon.
Retroid's Pocket Nova seems capable of handling games up to the GameCube and PS2 era.
The skyrocketing cost of computer components needs to foster a new mindset.
It's not so much about using a wrong port, and more so about freeing up the more capable ones for needier devices.
Apple may skip the M6 Pro and Max chips.
Did Full Self-Driving (Supervised), Tesla’s driver assistance feature, play a role in a woman’s death?
This flash deal is a rare chance to buy one of our favorite hydroponic gardens for less than $100.
Entertainment
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Newly surfaced video appears to show Tom Sandoval shoving ex-girlfriend Victoria Lee Robinson's dad, Will Robinson, into a lit fire pit during a heated confrontation. In video, obtained by TMZ, from the June 3 confrontation at the center of Tom's…
Steve-O's got a lot of love for Bam Margera ... but says a little accountability would go a long way. He sat down with us on "The TMZ Podcast" Thursday to tell us how he feels about Bam's sobriety journey ... and what he wishes his 'Jackass' costar…
JWoww's making it crystal clear ... if you're upset you didn't score an invite to her surprise wedding, you're only proving why you didn't make the cut. The "Jersey Shore" star is firing back after we broke the story Angelina…
Alannah Keyser's time on "Love Island USA" has come to an end. Peacock confirmed to TMZ ... Keyser will no longer be on the show after Thursday night's episode. The news comes after a video resurfaced allegedly showing her saying the N-word while…
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Absolute chaos erupted in Mexico after a car plowed through a crowd celebrating the country's World Cup win -- leaving multiple people injured in a terrifying scene caught on camera. Check out this video, filmed by TikTok user @verodejesus4 in Cabo…
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