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Friend says "prayers of a nation" are with Savannah Guthrie's family as the NBC anchor's 84-year-old mother, Nancy, remains missing from Tucson home since last Saturday.
Melissa Joan Hart lost 18 pounds by cutting two things from her diet during her midlife wellness journey. The former "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" star reveals her approach.
Iranian foreign minister reportedly warns Tehran will "target U.S. bases" in the region if attacked by American forces, escalating Middle East tensions.
Female athletes led by Riley Gaines challenge the ACLU's "More Than A Game" campaign supporting trans athletes in women's sports competition.
Ohio man allegedly threatened to kill Vice President JD Vance during January visit. Federal agents also found that he had child sexual abuse materials.
Former undisputed heavyweight world champion Mike Tyson detailed past health struggles and reflected on the early years of his relationship with President Donald Trump.
Country singer Gavin Adcock backs Kid Rock's alternative Super Bowl halftime show event with Turning Point USA for conservative fans.
"The Hills" star Spencer Pratt admits to blackmailing his father at age 12 with recorded voicemails in his shocking memoir "The Guy You Loved to Hate."
Sen. Raphael Warnock defends Don Lemon amid arrest controversy, arguing journalists shouldn't face arrest for covering protests and seeking truth.
Activist Chloe Cole points to a $2 million jury verdict as a potential legal turning point for doctors who perform gender transition surgeries on minors.
Satire
VAL DI FIEMME, ITALY—Calling it a “relentless barrage of unwelcome yelling” that distracted from the competition, officials confirmed Saturday that the women’s 10km + 10km Skiathlon event had been marred by Italian men catcalling along the sidelines. “Ayyy, bella, how ’bout you-a come
While the Summer Olympics are often lauded for their impressive displays of elite athletic prowess, the Winter Olympics are often (rightfully or wrongfully) seen as the "gay" version of the Olympic Games. Upon investigation, however, there may be a few not-quite-as-gay events.
MALIBU, CA — In direct competition with President Trump's new TrumpRx website, Hunter Biden announced the launch of HunterRx, a brand new low-price pharmacy he runs out of the back of his van.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With President Trump and Republicans campaigning hard to shore up election integrity in the U.S., congressional Democrats agreed to negotiate on the issue on the condition that death certificates be added to the list of acceptable forms of voter ID.
WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over this weekend’s Super Bowl being held in the foreign city of Santa Clara. “I can put up with pandering to international markets when it’s some fucki
The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, the federal agency in charge of enforcing workplace anti-discrimination laws, is investigating Nike over the athletic shoe giant’s treatment of white employees. What do you think?
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U.S. — A study conducted by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) appeared to demonstrate that women experiencing childbirth feel almost the same amount of pain a man feels when he's stuck walking behind a really slow person.
WASHINGTON—Touting it as the fastest and most convenient way for people from foreign countries to be a part of the American Dream, President Donald Trump announced Friday that his direct-to-consumer website TrumpRx would offer a $1 million citizenship pill. “Instead of sitting through a stupid t
U.S. — Shattering all preconceived notions on the efficacy of public protests, a new study revealed that video footage of police arresting protesters is very, very funny.
SANTA CLARA, CA — The NFL confirmed that this year's Super Bowl, which normally starts at 6:30 Eastern, will be delayed until 11:30 PM to give everyone time to sing a separate national anthem for America's 165 different racial groups.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Over 300 "journalists" were reportedly caught totally off guard this week when an obsolete media outlet that loses in excess of $100 million annually was forced to let them go.
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MILAN—Casting a mournful pall over the procession making its way through the foothills and dusty roads of northern Italy, thousands of wailing, black-shawl-clad Italian women were seen following the Olympic torch this week in the run-up to the 2026 Winter Games. The women, wearing dark head coveri
LOS ANGELES—Staring down at the blank Microsoft Word screen with a hopeless expression on his face, Hollywood TV producer Ryan Murphy told reporters Friday that he was worried his worst ideas were now behind him. “Sometimes I look back and fear I’ll never be able to come up with anything that
NEW YORK—Expressing alarm at their friend’s deeply uncharacteristic behavior, concerned sources reported Tuesday that local alcoholic George Ralston wasn’t himself when he was sober. “George is normally such a loud, outgoing party animal, but when he hasn’t had a drink in a while, he bec
GREENVILLE, NC—Calling the contest his “most charitable challenge yet,” content creator Jimmy Donaldson, also known as MrBeast, released a new video Monday in which competitors were informed they could keep all the cash they were able to eat. “When I say ‘Go,’ you rush to the pile of mon
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Sports
Hilary Knight scored to tie the U.S. Olympic women's hockey career goal record, and the Americans wore down a Finland opponent that spent much of the week dealing with a stomach virus in a 5-0 win at the Milan Cortina Games on Saturday.
Seth Ryan was hired Saturday as the Jets' new passing-game coordinator, a source told ESPN.
Swiss racer Franjo von Allmen captured the Olympic downhill Saturday to win the first gold medal at the Milan Cortina Games.
After an 11-year hiatus, the NBA is bringing back the Shooting Stars competition. The All-Star Saturday night contest will feature four teams made up of two current NBA players and one retired player.
A jury has found ex-major league outfielder Yasiel Puig guilty of obstruction of justice and lying to federal officials, the U.S. Attorney's Office said Friday.
Tom Brady, who was widely criticized this week after he said he didn't have a "dog in the fight" in Sunday's Super Bowl between the Patriots and Seahawks, indicated in a social media post Friday night that he is backing his former team.
Jim Porter said the Hall of Fame plans to return to in-person voting and that the vote will likely happen closer to the annual reveal at NFL Honors -- the Thursday before the Super Bowl.
Here's what we heard this week in San Francisco on the Super Bowl teams, upcoming free agency, coaching moves and one intriguing trade candidate.
Speedskater Francesca Lollobrigida won host Italy's first gold medal of the Milan Cortina Games on Saturday, taking the women's 3,000 meters in an Olympics-record time.
Al Nassr are prepared for Liverpool 's Mohamed Salah or Man United's Bruno Fernandes to take Cristiano Ronaldo's place. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Here's everything you need to know about wagering on Super Bowl LX, from fun props to predictions our experts are making.
Green Bay Packers star Micah Parsons revealed that the Dallas Cowboys nearly traded him to the Philadelphia Eagles last year.
There's a close race at the top of the Super Bowl MVP oddsboard. Here are the latest odds.
Only two teams remain. Here are the latest Super Bowl odds.
The NFL offseason hasn't officially arrived yet, but 30 teams are already looking ahead to 2026. Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
Tom Brady made it abundantly clear who he's pulling for in Super Bowl LX between the Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots.
Rick Pitino was all smiles with his star big man, Zuby Ejiofor, after No. 22 St. John's upset No. 3 UConn on Friday night.
Former Los Angeles Dodgers star Yasiel Puig was found guilty of obstruction and faces 20 years in federal prison.
St. John’s completed an upset of No. 3 UConn, 81-72, to snap the Huskies’ 18-game winning streak and reopen the Big East race.
Here are the best commercials from Super Bowl LX.
Tech
Analogue is back with another hit of N64 nostalgia, but with colorways that are deep cuts for even the biggest Nintendo nerds. Analogue announced its latest run of limited edition versions of its 3D console, this time drawing inspiration from a batch of prototype colorways for the original N64 that
The New England Patriots are headed to the 2026 Super Bowl. (Lauren Leigh Bacho via Getty Images)
Lauren Leigh Bacho via Getty Images
The countdown is on, and Super Bowl LX, between the New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks, is nearly here. This weekend, the Big Game will be held at Le
The Crew-12 astronauts will soon make their way to the ISS, joining the three remaining spacefarers on board after the previous mission was cut short due to a medical concern. NASA was originally planning a February 15 launch date for the mission, but it has moved it up to February 11. It’s now ta
Step up to the oche and hit the bull’s-eye with this automatic darts scoring system for online play.
The 2026 Super Bowl between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks will air on NBC this Sunday, Feb. 8. The game will also stream on Peacock. If you don't have NBC over the air and don't subscribe to Peacock, there are still ways to watch Super Bowl LX — and Bad Bunny's history-making H
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Apple Health brings sleep tracking, scheduling and long-term analysis into one place, with your iPhone acting as the hub and the Apple Watch doing the overnight monitoring. Once everything is set up, Apple Health can show how long you slept each night, how consistent your sleep schedule is and how m
We’re starting to hit our stride in 2026. Now that February is here, our reviews team is flush with new devices to test, which means you’ve got a lot to catch up on if you haven’t been following along. Read on for a roundup of the most compelling new gear we’ve tested recently from gaming, P
You can grab a lower price on some of Sony's biggest QLED panels.
From drones with “first-person” visualization to real-time 360-degree replays and Olympics GPT, get ready to immerse yourself in the Winter Games in Milan and Cortina.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. As always, we've got a bunch of neat games to tell you about. Perhaps I'll tear myself away from playing as Chappell Roan in Fortnite or Jetpack Cat in Overwatch long enough to check more of them out.Thanks to the folks at Aft
With these high-tech automatic litter boxes, gone are the days of scooping and smells. Welcome to the future.
Plus: Apple’s Lockdown mode keeps the FBI out of a reporter’s phone, Elon Musk’s Starlink cuts off Russian forces, and more.
Plus: Dexcom updates its app, Fitbit founders create a new family caregiving app, and Blink has a new outdoor security camera.
Want to turn your action camera into a point-and-shoot? Insta360’s new accessory makes the Ace Pro 2 into a great pocket camera alternative.
The beginning of the year is a great time to take a hard look at your expenses and savings. Take these concrete steps to fix up your finances in about a day.
The Opening Ceremony for the 2026 Winter Games will re-air tonight on NBC. (Gabriel BOUYS / AFP via Getty Images)
GABRIEL BOUYS via Getty Images
The 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony has concluded. The festivities featured performances from Mariah Carey and Andrea Bocelli
Kris Marszalek, CEO and co-founder of crypto and stock trading platform Crypto.com, has bought an expensive website. In this case it's AI.com, valued at one point at $100 million, which will serve as the online home for his new company of the same name. The website launch is being paired with a Supe
The government has withheld details of the investigation of Renee Good’s killing—but an unrelated case involving the ICE agent who shot her could force new revelations.
Apple plans to allow third-party voice-controlled AI apps in CarPlay, Bloomberg reports. Siri is the default voice assistant for things like controlling music and looking up directions, but future AI apps in CarPlay could handle the complicated, open-ended requests Siri can't answer.The expanded sup
Entertainment
Gisele Bündchen just flashed what appears to be her wedding band for the 1st time since marrying Joaquim Valente! The model showed off the gold band -- worn on her left ring finger -- on a bare-faced bike ride with their 1-year-old son, River, on…
The home of Nancy Guthrie was buzzing with police activity Friday, with a steady stream of vehicles in and out ... plus a tow truck that was seen hauling away a blue SUV as the search for Nancy continues. Video shows the truck removing the SUV from…
Lil Jon's late son, Nathan Smith AKA DJ Young Slade, praised the rapper for being a present and heavily involved father in a heartbreaking resurfaced interview from nearly 1 year before his death. Check out his March 2025 interview with the…
Green Day kicked off Super Bowl weekend with a concert Friday night ... and to no surprise, they brought politics to the stage as they called out ICE and the current administration. Check out the video -- the punk rock band has the floor at The…
Bad Bunny is one of the hottest stars on the planet right now -- and yeah, we mean that figuratively and literally -- but according to astrologer Richard James, that heat isn’t translating into a full-on romance just yet! Richard breaks it down…
President Trump says the feds are getting closer to cracking the kidnapping case of Savannah Guthrie's mom Nancy ... and the FBI may even have a suspect! Trump shared the bombshell news with reporters on Air Force One Friday night, saying…
Anyone lucky enough to score a ticket to Super Bowl LV better not try their luck with sex workers while they're partying and having fun, because you'll probably get arrested! That's right, fellas ... Josh Singleton, Commander of the Santa Clara…
Sure, it's cold outside and all, but we're gonna turn up the heat for just a sec ... and share some of Brooks Nader's hottest shots! And since it's her 29th birthday weekend ... we figured you might like a cheeky peek at some of her sultriest snaps…
Congressman Tim Burchett says he wouldn't know Bad Bunny if the rapper walked up to him and asked to borrow his cell phone ... and the only bad bunny he knows is his pet rabbit, who had sex on Christmas morning in front of his nephew. We got the…
These gridiron gods don’t usually go shirtless -- they’re too busy rockin’ tight game pants -- so take ’em while they’re hot, as you scroll and score some PATRIOTS and SEAHAWKS ... Oh, and keep your eyes off the ball and onto the players…