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Kelly Clarkson claims a Brooklyn store employee treated her like she couldn't afford the merchandise, comparing the experience to "Pretty Woman."
Jim LaValle reveals how the gut-immune-brain interface drives chronic inflammation, and why stress, blood sugar and environmental toxins play key roles.
A five-year-old's question at his great-grandmother's funeral sparked reflections on C. S. Lewis, hospice hymns, and the hope of eternity.
Maye Musk nearly turned down her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover over wrinkle fears, but a phone call from her daughter changed everything.
Hollywood jobs flee overseas as Congress scrambles to stop production exodus — with Trump's blessing
A bipartisan bill aims to create a federal film tax credit to stop movie and TV production from fleeing overseas to Europe and Canada.
CM Punk wore a "ChadBall" tribute on his white jacket entering the Smoothie King Center, honoring late New Found Glory founder Chad Gilbert.
Bron Breakker dominated with devastating spears, but a shocking Mexican Destroyer from Penta changed everything in the Money in the Bank ladder match.
Liv Morgan stunned Stephanie Vaquer with Oblivion to capture the Women's World Championship for the fourth time in a chaotic triple-threat match.
Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas delayed elections to 2027, extending a nearly 20-year wait as Israel and Hamas clash over the blame.
The Bears are 3-point favorites, but Caleb Williams remains sidelined and Tyson Bagent must lead Chicago's run-heavy attack into Green Bay.
Satire
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THE PLAIN OF JORDAN — Lot won first prize in a local Halloween couples costume contest this weekend after dressing up as a pepper shaker.
CHICAGO, IL — A plastic shopping bag that accidentally blew inside the Chicago Museum of Modern Art sold at auction for $10 million.
HEAVEN — Heavenly residents have gathered in rapt anticipation, excited to finally get the answer to the age-old question of who would win a fight between God and Mike Ditka.
In what would be the nation’s first public execution in 90 years, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced the Pentagon would livestream Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan’s death by firing squad. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Calling the attention the incident was receiving yet another example of liberal media bias, the White House downplayed on Friday the fact that a hyena was currently biting down on the ass of President Donald Trump. “No one should be surprised that all the scrutiny from the mainstream
GREENSBORO, NC—Growing increasingly whimsical as she unearthed the memory from decades ago, local grandma Agatha Fuller fondly recalled Friday how she had once worked with a homosexual. “His name was Alexander, never Alex, and his hair and his suit were always immaculate,” said Fuller, reminis
WASHINGTON—Vowing to use the full force of the bureau to crack down on anyone who thwarted the values and aims of the United States through such an act, FBI Director Kash Patel formally classified not finishing a hamburger as seditious activity Thursday. “Let me say this loud and clear: Failing
Sixteen years after the release of The Social Network, follow-up film The Social Reckoning is coming to theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the sequel. Q: Who’s the writer and director? A: Aaron Sorkin and, unfortunately, Aaron Sorkin. Q: What’s it about? A: As fans will
DNA analysis of a lock of Thomas Jefferson’s hair has provided the strongest genetic evidence yet that he did in fact father at least one child with the enslaved woman Sally Hemings, as has long been speculated. What do you think?
The post DNA Provides More Evidence Thomas Jefferson Fathered Chi
ITHACA, NY—In an aggressive attempt to distance itself from an alleged sexual assault at one of its fraternity houses, Cornell University hastily announced Thursday that it was now going by a different name. “We determined that the best way forward was a clean start with total rebranding, and i
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Sports
Here's how Cleveland's ALDS Game 5 victory over Chicago went down.
The Dodgers, Brewers, Rays and Guardians remain. Here's who we pick to move on -- and how our playoff predictions have fared so far.
We're down to our final four! How do the Brewers, Dodgers, Rays and Guardians stack up?
Updated inactives and analysis based on the latest reports and official announcements leading up to kickoff.
Don't be surprised if the trade market for a QB1 drops off after Week 5, and unsung heroes start to shine.
Pitching on a day's rest, Gavin Williams had 12 of the Guardians' record 21 strikeouts in a 2-0 win over the White Sox to clinch the best-of-five ALDS after losing the first two games.
The Cardinals are finalizing a deal to trade Marvin Harrison Jr., sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter and NFL Network's Ian Rapoport.
Quarterback Kenneth Minchey ran for a 2-point conversion in overtime to lift Kentucky to a 35-34 victory over No. 10 LSU.
Oklahoma made sure to troll its rivals after Tate Sandell's winning kick sailed through the uprights.
Alabama coach Kalen DeBoer questioned sophomore cornerback Dijon Lee Jr.'s "emotional maturity" after his personal foul penalty extended a Georgia drive and secured the Bulldogs' 20-17 victory Saturday night.
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Tech
One is a set of apps while the other can run almost everything inside of a car.
Knowing how long your phone will get updates is important for deciding when to upgrade.
The performance gains you get with modern chips aren't as noteworthy as they used to be.
Dirt can cut solar output, but cleaning only pays off when the numbers make sense.
You'll be shocked to learn things are getting a lot more expensive.
A long day’s haul in the video game slop mines.
Travel smarter with gifts packed by WIRED’s globe-trotting staffers.
From Red Pill coaches to “Dawah Bros,” influencers are dressing up hypermasculinity and misogyny in religious language—and finding audiences across social platforms.
From the Senate to governors’ mansions, candidates are trying to outcompete each other to be the most anti–data center in races across the US.
Here’s what we know about the record-setting El Niño on a record-hot planet, and the most important questions scientists are trying to answer.
Redwoods adapted to a cool, foggy climate. Now a new study shows they slow down photosynthesis when their environment warms.
Live Activities put the most important real-time information from apps in a place where it's easy to keep an eye on.
Aftermarket backup cameras might not work as well as integrated ones, but they're still a useful upgrade to an older car.
Screen Time has new features to help parents manage their children's Apple devices, as well as refinements to existing controls.
If your cellular plan has limited data, you'll want to take advantage of these easy tweaks to stretch those gigabytes.
Even if your TV looks great as-is, some tweaks to its modes and sliders, as well as the room it's in, will make it look much better.
Anti-cybercrime initiatives are increasingly using AI to scam the scammers by tricking them into talking to lifelike bots that they think are real victims.
There's more to Lego than just another basic set. We tested tons of Lego-themed gifts to find the perfect ones for the brick builder in your life.
Whether you want a weight log on your phone or a bathroom gadget packed with sensors, I’ve found an option for you.
Humans Watched This Supernova Explode Nearly a Millennium Ago. Now You Can See It in High Definition
The new image isn’t just stunning—it may also provide clues about how this star survived its own explosion.
Entertainment
A pregnant Pennsylvania mom who was just days away from giving birth was among the victims of a horrific mass shooting in Erie ... her two young children were also killed. Angelina Stone was expecting a baby boy named Kyrie, who was due October 14,…
Travis Kelce was all-in on his hometown team Saturday night ... showing up to cheer on the Cleveland Guardians for a massive, season-on-the-line playoff game. The Kansas City Chiefs tight end was spotted at Progressive Field in Cleveland for Game 5…
The tiger who mauled a man to death after he entered its enclosure at a UK wildlife park will not be euthanized ... according to the zoo. Yorkshire Wildlife Park announced Sunday that the tiger, named Altai, is "safe and well" and will not be put…
Shane Gillis got himself in a little hot water on "Saturday Night Live" after he dropped the F-bomb during a live sketch -- and had to apologize for it later. The comedian was last night's host on 'SNL' and, while playing the son of Cat in the Hat,…
Jesse McCartney says he's looking forward to becoming a father again ... but says his first son's complicated birth left him with some PTSD. We got the singer Thursday at LAX, and he told our photog he's thrilled to be having a baby girl. Jesse…
With Halloween around the corner, it's time to shine a light on the best couples costumes in Hollywood ... but can you guess who dressed up with their partner?!? First up, we've got this Ray of sunshine and her Montana Boy lookin' cute as can be in…
The leaves are falling, the looks n' lewks are populating on social media, and Cardi B is bustin' out hot shots that'll have you saying, "BOO-tiful" -- all while celebrating her 34th birthday! Glowing and showing in bright-colored swimwear, short…
How Many Actors Can You Name In This Cast Photo? From left to right ... This studly actor modeled in white Calvin Klein undies.She won an Academy Award for playing a sex worker in a 2024 film.He became famous for playing a troubled billionaire's…
Kelly Clarkson says she had her very own "Pretty Woman" moment while shopping in New York City ... claiming a store employee treated her like she couldn't afford the merchandise, and she wasn't having it! The singer took to X Saturday to blast Art…
Lance Bass says he's not rich from his *NSYNC days ... revealing the group members made basically no money despite sold-out tours and hit records. The singer-songwriter appeared on "The Zach Sang Show" earlier this week ... during which he got into…
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