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Federal judge orders National Park Service to restore slavery exhibit at Philadelphia's President's House, citing Orwell's "1984" in scathing ruling.
Houston teenager Mariah Alatorre, 17, was reportedly killed in the crossfire at a house party on Valentine's Day, leaving her family searching for answers.
The U.S. Capitol Police said Tuesday that it detained a person near the U.S. Capitol Building who was in possession of "what appears to be a gun."
American sentenced to four years in Russian jail for allegedly trying to smuggle Kalashnikov rifle stocks through Moscow airport security checkpoint.
Mike Trout said he would skip the World Baseball Classic after he was unable to secure insurance coverage on his $35 million salary with the Los Angeles Angels for the tournament.
Gov. Wes Moore defended himself against reported discrepancies about his Oxford thesis and a family story about his great-grandfather and the KKK during a CBS town hall.
The fungal skin infection TMVII is spreading in Minnesota through direct contact. Health experts advise medical care for round, red rashes that can be painful or itchy.
Robert Dorgan posted about going "BERSERK" before a hockey game attack that killed two, according to an account linked to the Rhode Island shooting suspect.
Belts, scarves, bags and jewelry can quickly clutter a closet, but these smart organizers keep everything neat and easy to find.
Canadian border officials seized 600 pounds of suspected methamphetamine earlier this month, arresting a 29-year-old driver in a major drug bust.
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WASHINGTON—Declaring that athletes who had disgraced their country with a poor performance needed to be dealt with in the harshest manner possible, President Donald Trump asked advisors Tuesday when he would get to kill members of Team USA who lost at the Olympics. “If they’re not standing on
AUSTIN, TX — In a moment of social awkwardness, billionaire inventor and entrepreneur Elon Musk was unable to pay for coffee after informing his friend, Steve, that none of his $850 billion fortune was liquid.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-rumored shake-up at a high-level position in his administration, President Donald Trump announced that he had replaced Attorney General Pam Bondi with a broom in a blonde wig.
MUNICH — In a bold declaration against colonial imperialism, U.S. Congresswoman Alexandro Ocasio-Cortez spoke out this week to condemn Spain for stealing Mexico's language.
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WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car could “help babies sweat out toxins.” “Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the su
ROCK ISLAND, IL—Taking a moment to reflect on treasured memories of their recently deceased family patriarch, grandchildren of the late Ronald Gorden reminisced Tuesday about how their grandfather was always there to mess up stuff their grandma had just cleaned. “If there’s one thing you could
Few things make bedtime more palatable than a good story. It often serves as the bridge between reality and the waking world of dreams. However, on occasion, there are times the story spun before me is so intense, so stimulating, that I lie awake for hours lost in its seemingly endless lore and cons
Everyone assumes that Heaven is going to be amazing, but do you know what you'll actually get to see and do there? Knowing what's there can help you plan accordingly.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump proudly announced Monday that he now has the highest approval rating of any current U.S. president.
IRVINE, CA — What could have been a severe relationship dust-up was narrowly averted today, as a local husband made up for forgetting Valentine's Day by giving his wife a lavish Presidents' Day gift.
Democrats Warn Voter ID Will Disenfranchise Key Voting Demographic Of People Too Stupid To Get An ID
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the United States Senate progressed toward voting on the SAVE Act, Democrats warned that requiring voter ID would disenfranchise their key voting demographic of people who are too stupid to get an ID.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hillary Clinton's long career in politics finally met with the recognition it deserved when the United States created a new federal holiday in her honor: "Almost Presidents" Day.
Catholics around the world will soon enter the Lenten season, an annual 40-day period of sacrifice, prayer, and repentance that ends on Easter Sunday. The Onion shares tips for observing Lent. Try starting with something shorter like Yom Kippur and working your way up. Check Google Maps for the near
LONDON—Calling for all hands on deck as he seized an armful of paperbacks, local bookshop owner Colin Mueller was reportedly scrambling to hide the classics Monday after he spotted filmmaker Emerald Fennell approaching the door. “For the love of God, please, someone grab the Jane Austens!” sai
VERNON HILLS, IL—Lacking the ability to transform her father’s personality to the same extent as his leather couch or riding lawn mower, newborn baby Amber Gilroy reportedly failed this week to change new parent Eric Gilroy in any conceivable way. “Eric was always nice but just kind of floatin
PREDAZZO, ITALY—Calling the incident a flagrant violation of both the rules of the event and the fundamental constants of the universe, International Olympic Committee officials confirmed Saturday that the Finnish ski jumping team had been caught tampering with Earth’s gravitational field in an
WASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located. “This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New Y
A study published in the Journal Of Archaeological Science found that the Romans used human feces in medical treatments after discovering glass bottles containing the substance, the first time that physical evidence has been documented although Roman texts described the practice. What do you think?
Sports
The Associated Press College Basketball Players of the Week for Week 15 are Louisville's Mikel Brown Jr. and TCU's Olivia Miles.
How did both teams get here? Who are the players to watch? We break down some of the storylines as the two powers in women's hockey are set to go head-to-head for gold.
Who are the best free agents available in the NFL this offseason? We rank the top 100, and share some possible fits for each.
Here are the top 10 men's college basketball teams by NET ranking, who is already fighting on the bubble and the biggest risers and fallers through week 15.
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Will Christopher Bell get into Victory Lane again at Atlanta's spring race, or will another driver take the checkered flag? Here are the odds.
Mikaela Shiffrin was not expected to medal in Sunday's giant slalom. On Wednesday, she's the front-runner to win gold in slalom.
The Seahawks are unlikely to use either a franchise or transition tag on running back and Super Bowl MVP Kenneth Walker III, league sources told ESPN.
Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano have returned to MMA, and the two will fight on Netflix in May. Here are the top reactions from social media.
A look at the incoming transfers who will have the biggest impact on the best teams in 2026.
The Ukrainian skeleton racer who was disqualified from the Milan Cortina Olympics was given a gift of more than $200,000 on Tuesday to help him keep competing and advocating for his country.
Ronda Rousey will return to MMA for the first time in nearly a decade when she faces Gina Carano on May 16 in Los Angeles at the Intuit Dome.
Jon Scheyer said he "could have said even more" in response to a local DA's claims that there was "zero evidence" to support the Duke coach's initial claim that staffers were punched in a recent court storming at UNC.
The mayor of L.A. has called for Casey Wasserman to resign as head of the 2028 Olympics organizing team because of his ties to Jeffrey Epstein's former girlfriend.
Twins ace Pablo Lopez likely will need season-ending surgery after being diagnosed with a significant tear in the UCL of his right elbow, GM Jeremy Zoll said.
Where will the Cheetah's paws land next? See the odds for Tyreek Hill's next team.
FOX Sports' Casey Jacobsen offers up his latest men's college basketball Player of the Year Ladder, highlighted by Duke's Cameron Boozer.
Things will start to get interesting for the U.S. women's national team ahead of the SheBelieves Cup.
It's time to dust off those ball bags — MLB spring training has commenced!
Two drivers are climbing up the rankings and someone new has taken over the top spot ahead of Atlanta. Here's the latest.
Tech
After Swedish curler Oskar Eriksson accused Canadian vice-skip Marc Kennedy of cheating last week, everyone has become an expert in curling rules. They’re missing the point.
Netflix has been in the game adaptation business for a while now, but until recently most of its attention had been on adapting video games. That’s still very much happening, but the streaming giant is also now buying up rights for board game IP too, with the latest being Asmodee’s Ticket to Rid
ExpressVPN is back on sale again, and its two-year plans are up to 81 percent off right now. You can get the Advanced tier for $88 for 28 months. This is marked down from the $392 that this time frame normally costs. On a per-month basis, it works out to roughly $3.14 for the promo period.
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Web designers of the world: The Automattic-owned WordPress.com is further embracing AI on its platform. On Tuesday, it expanded its one-off AI site builder into a persistent AI assistant for editing and media creation.In the site editor, the AI assistant can help with site-wide structure and design
Netflix is streaming its very first live MMA fight on May 16. The combatants are one-time phenom Ronda Rousey and one-time actor Gina Carano. Both women have retired from the sport. Rousey left in 2016 and Carano left all the way back in 2009. In any event, they are both back for one night only.
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Fans of The Mandalorian and his tiny green apprentice Grogu are getting their best look yet at the duo's upcoming theatrical adventure, set for release this spring. It’s hard to believe that it's been just over six years since the last Star Wars movie was released in theaters, followed by wall-to-
Xbox has revealed the second batch of Game Pass additions for February. There are quite a few heavyweights in the mix this time, including Kingdom Come: Deliverance II and The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. Let’s start with what’s available today, though. Xbox previously said Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora
Snapchat is taking a page out of Meta's handbook. The social media platform has announced it will launch creator subscriptions for users. Meta-owned Instagram and Facebook currently offer a similar feature.
On Snapchat, creator subscriptions will give users access to exclusive content across Snaps
Nintendo’s Virtual Boy app is now available to download on Switch and Switch 2 as part of its Nintendo Classics offering. You’ll need to have a Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack membership to access the launch titles, and unlike Nintendo’s other retro emulators, this one also requires a
During the flurry of CES 2026 news at the start of the year, it might have been easy to overlook Amazon's announcement that the Fire TV user interface is getting a revamp. But that redesign is rolling out starting today for US viewers. It will be available to users as a free update. The main visual
Despite its supremely sleek design, the iPhone Air actually has a pretty respectable battery life, lasting for somewhere in the region of 27 hours if you’re continuously streaming video. But you’re still going to be wary of it dying on you if you’re on a trip or just having a particularly scre
Forum members have discussed their discomfort with mass deportation efforts, debate how federal agents have interacted with civilians, and complain about their working conditions.
Most scanning apps try to get you to buy a cloud storage subscription or pay for extras. Not FairScan, which is free and open-source, and has some powerful features.
As patients and employers look for alternatives to pricey GLP-1 drugs, Silicon Valley startup Twin Health is using AI and wearable sensors to help people make healthier choices.
The residents of Potters Bar are working to protect the “greenbelt” of farms, forests, and meadows that surround London from the endless demand for AI infrastructure.
The Saatva Memory Foam Hybrid has been chosen for Olympians. Could it be the one for you, too?
I review laptops for a living, and it kills me when I see the PCs that Amazon and other retailers filter to the top.
Fears over a drug cartel drone over Texas sparked a recent airspace shutdown in El Paso and New Mexico, highlighting just how tricky it can be to deploy anti-drone weapons near cities.
In light of Zoom crackdowns and Skype shutting down, Batemates has emerged as an alternative for “bators” who like masturbating together online.
Sony’s new LinkBuds Clip serve up solid performance, but I’d wait until they’re on sale.
Entertainment
James Van Der Beek passed away Feb. 11 ... but not before professing his love for his wife Kimberly one last time. According to People, the couple renewed their vows from bed just days before James' death. The publication reports James and…
This leather fit may be tight, but vibes are so right ... can you guess which famous babe put her bod on display in this eye-popping shot?! She's a Croatian model who gained viral fame during the 2022 World Cup -- she was dubbed as one of the…
Now that Valentine’s Day is in the rearview, one major fashion brand is helping women file a motion for their hottest chapter yet -- single life -- and they're doing so with the help of celebrity divorce attorney Laura Wasser. Laura -- who's…
The Rhode Island Interscholastic League (RIIL) is suspending all games after Monday's tragic shooting during a boys' co-op hockey game in Pawtucket. Michael Lunney, the organization's executive director, released a statement on Tuesday, stating…
Eminem's ex-wife, Kim Scott, is facing two charges in Michigan after allegedly crashing her car with her son and his friends inside the vehicle ... TMZ has learned. According to court records, obtained by TMZ, Kim is charged with operating a…
The Sheriff just announced there is no DNA hit from CODIS. The glove authorities found 2 miles from Nancy Guthrie's home has been DNA tested in Florida, but there's still another step before the DNA profile can be entered in the CODIS system ...…
Shia LaBeouf apparently messed with the wrong people in New Orleans ... we have video of the actor getting the ever-living hell beat out of him before cops arrived at the scene. Watch the video ... while Shia struggles to get back to his feet --…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 9:30 AM and 11:30 AM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's just…
"Heated Rivalry" star François Arnaud says his parents are among the masses who are hooked on his HBO hit show, but he refuses to watch it with them ... and it's all because of sex. François told "Shut Up Evan" host Evan Ross Katz it would be…
Shia LaBeouf wound up in police custody early Tuesday morning after a Mardi Gras brawl ... and now we have all the gritty details behind the arrest. The New Orleans Police Department tells TMZ ... Shia was allegedly getting way too rowdy at a bar…
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