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Riot police clashed with teenagers across France as roughly 400 high schools closed and some 2,000 people were arrested amid escalating student unrest.
Braiden Bell was named Portland Trail Blazers' lead TV announcer and fired hours later after decade-old social media posts from his teens surfaced.
Gordon Ramsay reveals feeling "second best" after walking Holly Ramsay down the aisle and jokes about what really made him cry at the wedding.
DHS blasted Fairfax County, Virginia, after ICE arrested a Honduran illegal immigrant charged with child sex crimes whom the sanctuary county had released.
Adam Copeland returns to Maple Leaf Gardens for a deeply personal homecoming match against Steve Maclin at MLP's Northern Rising pay-per-view.
Capt. Smit Machchhar told PM Narenda Modi he felt the FlyDubai plane plunging as he lay wounded and made one last push to open the cockpit door.
Joe's on the golf course this Friday while Paul Skenes and Livvy Dunne celebrate her birthday in the Bahamas after the Pirates' early season exit.
Taylor Sheridan has written the script for "Sicario 3," with Josh Brolin expected to return as Matt Graver in the untitled franchise sequel.
Fever player violently thrown to the ground, and what the horrible WNBA refs did next will shock you
Lexie Hull was slammed to the ground in an armbar-like move during Game 3, yet officials called the foul on her as the Fever's season ended.
A proposed U.S.-China AI treaty outlines five pillars, including a global pause on superintelligence and kill switches for all advanced AI models.
Satire
AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND—Holding hands in a circle as candles flickered and water glasses trembled, employees of film discovery platform Letterboxd reportedly held a séance Friday to ask James Dean his four favorite movies. “Spirit of Mr. Dean, we’ve got the cameras rolling for our socials here,
Social media has ignited a recent surge in health-conscious Americans trying to up their fiber consumption. The Onion provides tips for maximizing the amount of fiber in your diet: Scrutinize food labels for phrases like “gut buster” and “organ hell.” Toast white bread to convert it to brown
LOS ANGELES—Smiling to himself as he reflected on all the years his mother and father had discouraged him from chasing his dream, local man Aaron Traylor told reporters Friday that his parents had been forced to eat crow ever since he made it as a Beetlejuice impersonator. “They told me I neede
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the November election barely over a month away, President Donald Trump guaranteed a Republican victory in the midterms by officially renaming the Democrats "Republicans."
Six Flags Magic Mountain permanently closed its famous X2 roller coaster due to a history of riders incurring brain injuries, with some resulting in death. What do you think?
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PALO ALTO, CA — Local woman and self-proclaimed feminist Brandy Sidwell expressed frustration this week over the fact that all the men she hates refuse to date her.
It can be hard to know what to say to a pregnant lady, especially when you're the man she's depending on for love and support. Fear not, gentlemen.
ABILENE, TX — Local 8-year-old Caden Maxwell came home from Sunday School sorely disappointed that "Sword Drills" turned out to be far different than what he expected.
QUANTICO, VA — While delivering remarks at Marine Corps Base Quantico, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth made the surprise announcement that all women would henceforth be banned from playing any class in a video game other than "healer."
U.S. — Death row inmates all across the United States reportedly placed urgent requests to have their executions performed by all-female teams.
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Madonna took home seven awards at the VMAs on Sunday, making her the night’s biggest winner. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Madonna’s return to the spotlight. Age: Physically pains your mom to hear Biggest Hit: Goes on for a minute too long Philanthropic Cause: Tiny leather
CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these
WASHINGTON—Expressing shock and disgust that an unspeakable crime could occur at a place of higher learning, the U.S. populace was reportedly horrified this week to think that sexual assault could happen on a college campus. “You would just never imagine that bright young students—at an Ivy Le
Sports
Alabama, Ohio State and Florida all face ranked road tests. How can they get home with victories?
Mississippi State and Kamario Taylor face their biggest test. Plus: Teams on upset watch and what else to watch.
Deshaun Watson has the Browns atop the division at 3-1 after directing a winning drive for the third straight game Thursday night in a 27-24 win over the Steelers.
Commanders QB Jayden Daniels was ruled out of Sunday's game vs. the Colts, causing him to miss a second consecutive game because of a dislocated left elbow.
A'ja Wilson made sure her basketball spoke for itself Thursday night, as the four-time WNBA MVP scored 36 points to lead the defending champion Las Vegas Aces to a 94-83 victory over the Indiana Fever in the deciding Game 3 of the first round.
Robot umpires overturned 54% of challenged calls in the first season of the automated ball-strike system as catchers were far more successful than batters.
The Dodgers are still the World Series favorites as they get ready to start the postseason.
The former Steelers coach revealed an unexpected longtime hobby that shocked the sports and gaming worlds.
Steelers coach Mike McCarthy said he regretted directing a profanity toward quarterback Aaron Rodgers during a heated exchange that was caught on the broadcast of Thursday's 27-24 loss to the Browns.
The Trail Blazers hired then on the same day fired Braiden Bell as their play-by-play announcer after a series of inappropriate social media posts from when he was a teenager came to light.
Steelers coach Mike McCarthy provided context to the broadcast of their Week 2 loss to the Browns showing he and Aaron Rodgers cursing at each other.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the CFB Week 5 Penn State Nittany Lions and Northwestern Wildcats game.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 5 Penn State vs. Northwestern game, as well as information on how to watch.
Kalen DeBoer leads an impressive group of coaches when it comes to beating ranked teams on the road.
Get prepared for the second round of the MLB postseason with FOX Sports' divisional series hub.
The Dodgers begin their quest for a three-peat against the Braves on Saturday. Check out the NLDS series odds.
The Browns are now in first place in the AFC North after their win over the Steelers. Here are three takeaways from Thursday's game.
The Braves pounced on the Phillies and now set a date with the Dodgers in the NLDS.
Selected No 4 overall in the 2024 draft, Marvin Harrison Jr is the fifth-targeted pass catcher for the Arizona Cardinals this season. A change of scenery is needed.
From SEC castoff to Iowa’s unlikely hero, Hank Brown’s journey to the Hawkeyes’ upset of Michigan is a story of faith, perseverance and a family’s belief.
Tech
US officials have reportedly highlighted gaps in NVIDIA's due diligence over smuggling.
The device will apparently use AI to analyze activity in your home without actually filming it.
We'll definitely hear about the NVIDIA RTX Spark-powered Surface Laptop Ultra, but what else?
Tesla's new feature will let you drive away with the Supercharger still connected in case of emergencies.
The company announced it has stopped using secret agreements with county officials and acknowledged that community backlash is leading to data center moratoriums across the country.
After months of monitoring Basil’s activity and sleep, I found that Fi and Tractive cat trackers come with their own trade-offs.
The FDA has approved a new artificial heart valve that eliminates the need for multiple surgeries in children with certain congenital heart defects.
Self-driving cars from Waymo, Zoox, and Tesla are studded with cameras and sensors. Some of them are pointing at riders.
Dozens and dozens of high profile MAGA influencers and pundits have weighed in. “The laughable fake polls are rolling out,” Catturd posted on X.
While the focus has been on AI agents’ hacking capabilities, a recently patched vulnerability in a ChatGPT app shows that AI software is itself an inviting—and vulnerable—target.
California has joined nine other US states in approving balcony solar installations.
A hospital giant and radiology network turned to Palantir to streamline scheduling, but nurses and other staff say the new software is causing errors, burnout, and frustration.
We found lots of math-filled and science-rich toys for tiny nerds to assemble, bake, squish—or even tear apart and rebuild.
New Mexico's attorney argued that the penalties Meta has to pay need to be significant enough to make an impact on the company.
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St. Lucie County thought it had 52 Flock cameras, but found many more that were unaccounted for and unpermitted.
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Entertainment
Gypsy Rose Blanchard's former fiancé Ken Urker's sister is speaking out ... ripping into the social media star for allegedly lying about her brother, and even bringing up Gypsy's late mother in the process. Autumn -- who goes by "shortykinss"…
Cornell University students are furious about the alleged gang rape that a former female student says went down in 2024 at a frat house ... and they vented their frustrations at a lively town hall. The university's student government hosted a…
The Portland Trail Blazers canned their new play-by-play announcer hours after announcing his hiring ... after a series of racist and sexist tweets from when he was in high school resurfaced. The NBA franchise fired Braiden Bell over comments…
Cornell fraternity brothers accused of plying a fellow student with drugs and gang-raping her told university officials the woman told them, "we're all consenting adults here," and group sex was "normal in medieval times." In their account to…
Wrestling legend Chris Jericho is taking AEW to the high seas ... announcing the first-ever live episode of “AEW Collision” from a cruise ship. Jericho revealed the historic news during an exclusive appearance on TMZ’s “Inside the Ring”…
One of the 7 Cornell frat brothers accused of gang raping a fellow student allegedly called a sorority member to instruct a friend of hers not to discuss what she "thinks" may have happened on the night in question. The sorority member -- who was…
Gypsy Rose Blanchard's ex-fiancé Ken Urker's death is under investigation by police in Louisiana ... and TMZ has learned that foul play has NOT been ruled out yet. Captain Brennan Matherne of the Lafourche Parish Sheriff's Office tells TMZ ... as…
New York Governor Kathy Hochul is blasting Cornell University Police and the local D.A. over their handling of the alleged Cornell gang rape ... saying somebody knew more than they were letting on. Hochul -- speaking Friday morning alongside…
New body cam footage of Luigi Mangione's arrest shows the moment cops placed him in cuffs inside a McDonald's after a 5-day manhunt. In the clip obtained by CNN ... an officer asked Mangione to pull down his mask inside the Altoona, Pennsylvania…
Gypsy Rose Blanchard's ex-fiancé Ken Urker is now in the hands of a Louisiana coroner -- and TMZ has learned his autopsy is scheduled for today. In fact, Urker's autopsy is slated for this morning at the Jefferson Parish Forensic Center in Harvey,…
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