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Hayden Panettiere reveals in her memoir why she gave full custody of daughter Kaya to Wladimir Klitschko while battling postpartum depression.
A flight delay caused by a child's tantrum sparked an online debate about airline etiquette and parenting. Etiquette expert Diane Gottsman says safety is the crew's main concern.
Leandro Paredes grabbed Eric García by the throat in a post-match brawl after Spain's extra-time World Cup win over Argentina sparked chaos.
The WTA's previous policy allowed transgender-identifying males to compete under testosterone limits, but the new genetic test replaces that standard.
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Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed praised America before arguing the nation's political system is a "disease" and calling for ICE to be abolished.
The talking filibuster debate intensifies as a congressman calls on Senate Republicans to deliver on border security and spending reforms.
Pete Hegseth's Pentagon testosterone screening mandate has men asking whether their levels are normal. Here's what doctors say about diagnosis.
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani struggled to define "working class" in a New York Times interview, drawing the line at about a million dollars a year.
Publisher Steve Forbes calls for maximum pressure on Tehran regime, urges Trump administration to keep the Strait of Hormuz open as a non-negotiable imperative.
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DAYTON, OH—Jeering that the other man’s chiseled physique would offer little aid in their upcoming confrontation, local intellectual Kenneth Dufresne reportedly challenged his wife’s muscular sidepiece to a battle of wits Friday. “Your hypertrophied pectorals may have momentarily swayed Vero
LOS ANGELES—Bursting through the stall door with a baseball bat hoisted over his head, director Christopher Nolan reportedly confronted moviegoer Luke Dias on Friday for using the bathroom during The Odyssey. “You just couldn’t hold it, could you?” the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kick
KANSAS CITY, MO—Audibly groaning as everyone around him rose to their feet, local baseball fan Mark Girma told reporters Friday that he resented a fourth-inning home run for making him pause eating so he could clap. “Oh, for Christ’s sake, now?” said Girma, who had reportedly just squeezed h
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A recent poll found that Americans who are concerned about artificial intelligence outnumber those who are excited about it by a margin of three to one. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding AI. MYTH: AI can never be ethical. FACT: Grok says it can. MYTH: AI could discover cure
WASHINGTON—Explaining that the public had no reason to be alarmed over his temporary leave, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) clarified Friday that his absence from Congress was due to a brief planned trip to the afterlife. “While I understand people’s concern, I’ve simply been on a routine visit
An Argentine court recognized two goldfish rescued from a sushi restaurant aquarium in Buenos Aires as sentient beings with legal rights, marking a major milestone for animal welfare. What do you think?
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LONDON—Responding to concerns about the lack of diversity in his upcoming project, The Lord Of The Rings: The Hunt For Gollum director Andy Serkis defended the film’s all–Andy Serkis cast during an interview Friday. “It isn’t my fault that the characters in the books are all Andy Serkis,
WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that the danger would be difficult to manage and impossible to eliminate altogether, the Supreme Court’s female justices nevertheless appeared before Congress this week to ask for protection from fellow justice Brett Kavanaugh. “We understand that our safety cannot be
Sports
New players joined the top 10, which means others dropped out. Here's who's trying to get back.
Nick Herbig rushing the passer while Martin Emerson Jr. plays in coverage? DeMario Douglas catching passes from Fernando Mendoza? Let's fill out a full roster of nonstarters.
With the 2026 trade deadline looming, let's delve into some of MLB's most prominent trade trees.
So that's it! The 2026 World Cup is over and Spain have been crowned champions. Here's how they won it, how Argentina lost it, and everything in between.
With summer league now over, we select 10 players who stood out in Las Vegas.
Three seasons have passed without a championship from the SEC, but as always, there are plenty of contenders.
Spain hoisted the FIFA World Cup Trophy on Sunday afternoon with a 1-0 win over Argentina thanks to Ferran Torres' extra time goal.
In MLB's biggest labor battle in decades, one key group is underrepresented at the bargaining table.
Who will rule the rest of the season? Here's everything you need to know coming out of the All-Star break.
There will be many articles following the conclusion of the 2026 FIFA World Cup that focus on Spain’s defense, and for good reason.
The greatest rivalry soccer has ever witnessed may have reached its end on the international stage.
Despite coming up just short in the 2026 FIFA World Cup, Lionel Messi has compiled a World Cup résumé that is legendary.
Argentina could also be facing a coaching change, with Lionel Scaloni hinting at his future plans as the World Cup reaches its conclusion.
Some rivalries don’t need October stakes to feel like the playoffs.
The world waits for what comes next for Lionel Messi following a tough loss to Spain in the final.
After Spain’s second World Cup triumph, we picked a combined XI from its historic 2010 and 2026 championship-winning teams.
Spain coach Luis de la Fuente helped fuel his team late against Argentina to win the 2026 World Cup.
INDYCAR drivers will have to wait a day to battle it out in Nashville after rain caused Sunday's race to be postponed.
Here’s a look at some of the best moments from Jameis Winston’s World Cup journey.
Tech
A fresh leak reveals new specs for Samsung's Galaxy Watch Ultra 2, days before it's rumored to appear.
From monsters to kittens to strategy games, these sets will liven things up on nights when everyone is tired of screens.
From countertop kits to a bathroom bucket full of straw and beyond, I spent a year testing popular mushroom-growing methods. Here’s what fruited—and what just grew mold.
Several Chinese businesses associated with the ebike brand Aipas settled a lawsuit with Amazon and the safety certification company UL in July.
Four-minute miles are almost routine. Middle schoolers are beating college runners. Inside the youth track boom that’s turning kids and teens into speed machines.
A new toolkit for attorneys in Massachusetts targets the technologies police use—and conceal—to build criminal cases, from facial recognition to AI-written police reports.
A first-of-its-kind analysis found more than one in eight apps built for US service members carried foreign code—some from firms in nations the Pentagon designates as adversaries.
The $35 camera comes in seven colors and has a slide cover.
The spacecraft made a close approach to the red planet in May on its way to explore the asteroid it's named after.
Break reminders are your friend.
Bluetooth may seem the obvious next step in the remote's evolution, but there are reasons that infrared hasn't died out.
OLED displays are the best of the best in many ways, but in some scenarios, "lesser" technology really shines.
Keep your phone, laptop, handheld gaming console, and other electronics running with these travel-friendly power banks.
A recent update made video playback the default for songs and podcasts with a visual component. If you just want to listen to music—and save your data and battery—follow these tips.
Get those lost minerals back with the help of our top electrolyte powders, tablets, drops, and chews for athletes, partiers, and everyone in between.
Astronomers have discovered a rocky exoplanet that has an atmosphere and sits within the habitable zone of a solar system.
The country's gambling authority ordered ISPs to block access to the prediction market's website.
The company may be trying to save ad space for local businesses.
Up to 32 employees were affected by the studio's recent decision.
The original lawsuit was filed in 2023 and claimed Twitter hosted thousands of cases of copyright infringement.
Entertainment
Jermaine Eluemunor had a bird's-eye view of Jaxson Dart's standout rookie season, and the star Giants right tackle says his young QB has what it takes to be the best in the league! The 31-year-old big fella didn't hold back while chatting with…
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Actress Nathalia Ramos was in her late teens when she first started playing Nina Martin -- who moves to a mysterious English boarding school called "Anubis House" after receiving a scholarship -- on "House of Anubis" back in 2011. Joining Nathalia…
Rei Ami is still reeling from "KPop Demon Hunters" taking over the world in 2025 ... but fans won't have to wait for a sequel to get more of Zoey -- in human form, that is. TMZ caught up with 1/3 of the singing voices of HUNTR/X outside "TODAY" on…
PlaqueBoyMax pulled the plug on his 24/7 Streamer University broadcast ... after fellow streamer OjaySuave ripped into his "Diva" persona and accused him of selling out for clicks. The heated exchange went down Saturday night during Ojay’s mock…
A BBC commentator was anything but "Happy" with his celebrity identification skills during the World Cup Final ... mistaking Pharrell for A$AP Rocky -- and somehow bungling Rocky's name in the process. The hilarious flub came about 15 minutes into…
A star-studded night at Zero Bond took a chaotic turn Saturday ... ending with NBA champion Jordan Clarkson being escorted out by police. A source familiar with the situation tells TMZ ... a man was allegedly filming Travis Scott chatting with…
Lady Gaga was in celebration mode this weekend ... 'cause TMZ has learned she and her fiancé, Michael Polansky, stepped out for date night at the wedding of her longtime manager and close friend, Bobby Campbell, and his husband. Sources with…
Vice President J.D. Vance and Second Lady Usha Vance just added another little Vance to the family ... welcoming their fourth child and making a little history in the process. The couple announced Sunday their baby boy, Alec Neel Vance, was born…
Spain just won the FIFA World Cup over Argentina in epic fashion … needing every minute and then some to clinch a 1-0 win and spoil what was very likely Lionel Messi's last match in the tournament. Spain was quick to get the heart rates up early…
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