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Union bosses exploit Labor Day to push coercive policies like the PRO Act, which would repeal right-to-work laws and force compulsory union dues.
America has 7 million unfilled jobs, but the workforce crisis didn't start at work. It started in classrooms that stopped teaching character.
Corporate America's woke machinery hasn't been dismantled — it's merely pausing, and the midterm elections may determine whether Woke 2.0 returns.
A former USCIS official and his accomplice allegedly accepted nearly $960,000 in bribes to fast-track citizenship applications, skipping key checks.
The U.S. Consulate in Nogales announced restricted government travel to essential daylight movement only over an unspecified threat in Sonora, Mexico.
Barbara Eden reassured fans after a "sudden illness" forced her to miss the Cinecon Classic Film Festival, revealing a new medication's side effects.
Dabo Swinney's Clemson Tigers suffered a humiliating 51-10 loss to LSU, raising fresh questions about whether the program needs a coaching change.
Bronson Reed made a shocking return at Sunday Night's Main Event, unleashing a brutal chair assault on Oba Femi during his match with Bron Breakker.
Michael Rapaport called Macklemore a "clown" after the rapper chanted "Free Palestine" and performed "Hind's Hall" at Ed Sheeran's MetLife shows.
Trick Williams wins US title after Lil Yachty survives Baron Corbin at WWE Sunday Night's Main Event
Lil Yachty survived five minutes with Baron Corbin to earn Trick Williams his rematch, then played a pivotal role in the chaotic title fight.
Satire
ANN ARBOR — In one of the most remarkable technological breakthroughs of the past millennium, scientists at the University of Michigan have successfully traveled backwards in time by one second.
ANN ARBOR, MI — A highly controversial ending at Michigan Stadium has unfortunately put a slight black eye on the NCAA's otherwise sterling reputation.
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Sending the publisher scrambling to protect trade secrets related to the hotly anticipated project, leaks from Rockstar Games worsened Friday as hackers released a fully playable copy of Grand Theft Auto IX. “It’s heartbreaking having assets leak out for any of our projects
Influencer Alix Earle is the star of Netflix’s newest reality show, Earle Meets World. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the series. Q: Who is Alix Earle? A: Alix is a Gen Z content creator known for eating expired military rations. Q: I thought her name was Alex Cooper. A: Ask yo
THE HEAVENS—Scratching His head and rifling through His notes as He tried to recall His reasoning for the decision, The Lord God, Supreme Creator of the Universe, reportedly struggled to remember on Friday why He made so many ugly people. “I could have given everyone on Earth perfect, symmetrica
The CEO of Pabst Brewing Co. put up a $20,000 reward to anyone who could provide information that leads to the recovery of 1,602 missing cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon and non-alcoholic Old Milwaukee beers. What do you think?
The post PBR Offers $20,000 Reward For Lost Beer appeared first on The Onion.
Legacy mapping tool MapQuest shot up to become the top navigation app in Apple’s app store after refusing to comply with President Trump’s executive order renaming “Lake Ontario” to “Lake America,” overtaking Google Maps, Waze, and Apple Maps. What do you think?
The post MapQuest Jumps T
The post Gloria Steinem, Researcher Who Discovered Existence Of Women, Dead At 92 appeared first on The Onion.
HERSHEY, PA—Calling into question the candy brand’s apparent belief that consuming its chocolate-covered caramels constitutes a lively group activity, viewers told reporters Thursday that a new Rolo commercial greatly overestimates the social element of eating Rolos. “Rolo roll call!” a hand
From specialized nutrition plans to mental skills work to experimental equipment, the quest to stay healthy and productive now takes NFL athletes far beyond the weight room. Here are some ways players keep themselves fit throughout the season. Mental Skills In recent years, mental preparation has be
Country star Ella Langley is breaking records with her hit song “Choosin’ Texas,” which has now topped the Billboard Hot 100 for 20 weeks. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist. Nepotism Connection: Child of God Honors And Accolades: CMA Award For Female Vocalist Of The
Sports
There were plenty of big transfer moves in women's soccer this summer, but which players would have been a better fit elsewhere?
Chelsea are at the front of the queue to sign AFC Bournemouth midfielder Alex Scott. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Shelton hasn't defeated Alcaraz yet. But he has learned from their past meetings -- and it will be a blockbuster matchup Tuesday.
Arsenal continue to overcome every obstacle they face in the Premier League -- including London rivals and title aspirants Chelsea.
Manchester United are just three games into the Premier League season, but they've already dropped points twice.
Western Michigan president Russ Kavalhuna told ESPN that he didn't think the Big Ten's replay process that put a second back on the clock, leading to Michigan's winning touchdown pass over the Broncos, "is as good as it could be."
Frances Tiafoe and Alex Michelsen are headed to the US Open quarterfinals, and Ben Shelton joined them with a victory late Sunday night, as American men are taking a real run at ending a lengthy Grand Slam drought that dates to 2003.
The Giants and backup quarterback Jameis Winston have agreed to a two-year, $13 million contract extension, a source confirmed to ESPN amid multiple reports.
Ronald Acuna Jr. gave the irate Phillies fans a curtain call after hitting a tying three-run homer, and the Braves used a late rally to defeat Philadelphia 5-4 on Sunday, extending their lead in the NL East to five games.
Your one-stop shop as you prep for draft season, including rankings, projections and analysis.
FOX Sports' RJ Young shares his latest college football rankings after a long Week 1.
That Michigan Hail Mary didn't just doom Western Michigan fans. It was a nightmare for sportsbooks, too.
College football Week 1 has come and gone. Check out the updated national championship odds, with some major shifts taking place.
Women's volleyball on FOX made history this weekend, with the Big Ten/SEC Volleyball Challenge bringing the sport to Wrigley Field for the first time.
Matthew Stafford is the leader of a superteam in the Los Angeles Rams, but will that mean a second MVP award for the aging QB?
Here is what to know on the injury front ahead of Week 1 of the NFL season.
Michigan needed a miracle from Bryce Underwood to survive. Now comes Oklahoma and a chance to find out whether that miracle can spark something bigger.
The aftermath of Michigan and Western Michigan erupted into the first major debate of the college football season.
Scott McLaughlin snapped his winless streak at Laguna Seca, while Scott Dixon fell short before he begins his next chapter.
Tech
It’s one of the best times of the year to buy a mattress, and our top tested picks are on sale.
The science curriculum the industry is offering to schools casts plastics as safe, recyclable, and a source of good jobs. Critics say it’s propaganda.
Walmart provides lower-cost refurbished phones than buying from Apple directly, but you also have to navigate through more sellers and terms.
Many recent vehicles had CarPlay and Android Auto built in, but if yours doesn't, you can add a portable one to your dash.
Wireless Android Auto delivers on the promise of making your life easier most of the time, but ditching the cable can come with a number of tradeoffs.
Smart outdoor tech is changing how people use their backyards, and this handful of clever upgrades can make your space more useful and enjoyable.
If you're searching for a backup option and don't need to access your files from the cloud, you won't need to look beyond what Apple's macOS has to offer.
Apple Wallet and Apple Pay are great, but only if they're working properly. There are some basic troubleshooting steps when payments won't go through.
Slate's build-a-truck model aims to keep costs low by only including features you'll use. But it won't be popular outside the U.S.
It can be tough to preserve the quality of your images when sending them from Android to iPhone, but these tried-and-true methods keep them crystal clear.
The company hopes to have an even better "automated AI researcher" by March 2028.
Vibe coding has gotten a bad reputation as lazy, AI-driven coding, but that's not where it came from.
The wrong bag can aggravate you every single day. These WIRED-tested picks get comfort, capacity, and organization just right.
Take full control of your desktop alerts by sending yourself recurring reminders and custom notifications triggered by specific events.
The team embedded electrodes into live cockroaches, then outfitted them with cameras and injection devices to deliver medication via remote control.
I was initially enamored with the beta version of Apple’s revamped smartphone assistant. As the full release approaches, I’ve forgotten Siri AI even exists.
Don’t let busted pipes or an overflowing washing machine dampen your day. These smart water sensors can help you catch problems quicker.
Polls show that overwhelming majorities of Americans hate data centers. China makes a perfect scapegoat for tech leaders and their allies—the only problem is a lack of evidence.
The best gaming chair is actually an office chair. Here are our top picks from our real-life testing so far.
I’ve rounded up the best smart speakers that let you talk to Alexa, from the popular Echo Dot to the newest Echo Studio.
Entertainment
Let’s be honest, these expecting mamas are doing the heavy lifting, and they deserve to take a load off. Put those celeb skills to the test, and see if you can score this famous belly quest! Ready, set, go! Happy Labor Day y'all!
Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship boss David Feldman says Fenway Park was a grand slam ... and now he's going after another iconic baseball stadium! The founder and president of the bare-knuckle boxing promotion joined Babcock this week and raved…
When this bubbly boy turned 10, he was acting alongside Sofia Vergara on "Modern Family." From 2014-2018, he played Nicky Harper on the Nickelodeon sitcom "Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn." Some might argue his breakthrough role was playing "Number…
An Egyptian TV host broke down in tears in court after learning her fate in a massive drug trafficking case ... death by hanging. Sarah Khalifa, a 39-year-old former host of the Egyptian crime show "Mission Impossible," was sentenced to death in…
Macklemore is catching serious heat for turning his opening set on Ed Sheeran's tour into a political statement ... and now an Israeli-American group wants him booted from the remaining shows. The "Thrift Shop" rapper opened for Ed Friday and…
Cardi B and Offset put their messy divorce drama on ice for a day ... reuniting to celebrate two of their kids' birthdays. The estranged spouses were both on hand Saturday for a massive joint birthday bash for son Wave, who turned 5 on Friday, and…
Congrats are in order for Ciara and Russell Wilson ... as the couple is adding another little one to their family -- announcing they’re expecting baby No. 5! The couple shared the exciting news on Instagram, with Ciara showing off her growing…
The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is looking rough again ... after powerful storms turned the already-troubled tourist attraction into an even bigger mess. Fencing and black tarp surrounding the closed-off pool have toppled over, mucking up the…
Phaedra Parks isn't keeping her new romance tucked away anymore ... stepping out with boyfriend CT Tamburello at LAX and looking plenty cozy. The 'RHOA' star was spotted at the airport with her 'Traitors' costar ... with CT wrapping an arm around…
Ice Spice is putting a little angel-and-devil energy right under her cheeks ... debuting some bold new ink in a spot that's impossible to miss. The rapper showed off the fresh tattoos in a new video, rocking tiny striped shorts as she turned around…
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