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The Arizona Wildcats defeated the Purdue Boilermakers in their regional final to advance to the Final Four of the men's NCAA Basketball Tournament.
"Burn Notice" star Jeffrey Donovan says Colorado is the true sunshine state as he raises his three kids there and has no plans to ever leave.
Sen. Ted Cruz says Republicans can fund ICE for a decade using reconciliation, bypassing Democrats who he claims will never again vote to fund the agency.
Retired FBI profiler Candice DeLong says Karla Faye Tucker's troubled childhood and drug use doomed her long before the 1983 pickaxe murders that sent her to death row.
IndyCar star Will Power crashed head-on into the wall during qualifying for the Children's of Alabama Indy Grand Prix on Saturday afternoon.
Gasoline, diesel and jet fuel prices have jumped as the conflict between the U.S., Israel and Iran squeezes oil shipments through the Strait of Hormuz.
Catholic dioceses across the U.S. are reporting record adult converts, with Bishop Robert Barron saying young adults are leading a return to faith.
Tuberculosis, also known as "the white plague," is rising in the U.S. post-pandemic, with over 10,600 cases confirmed in 2024, the CDC reports.
Sen. John Fetterman urges an end to the weeks-long DHS shutdown, warning that TSA staffing losses threaten airport security ahead of the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
The Republic of Somaliland has called for Rep. Ilhan Omar's extradition after Vice President JD Vance claimed she committed immigration fraud, an accusation Omar has denied.
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BOSTON, MA — Dozens of significant injuries have been reported at the "No Kings" rally today after a multi-scooter pileup as the protest crossed Tremont Street.
U.S. — President Trump has announced the deployment of 10,000 soldiers to help spread the word that there is no war happening in Iran.
JUPITER, FL — The black half of professional golfer Tiger Woods was tased by police at the scene where the Asian half of Tiger Woods had wrecked his car.
The International Olympic Committee banned transgender women from female events at the upcoming 2028 Los Angeles Olympics and future games, with the IOC also confirming that all athletes wanting to compete in the female category will have to undergo a one-off screening to detect their biological sex
NASA will repurpose components from a scrapped space station to construct a $20 billion base on the moon’s surface over the next seven years, opting to focus on infrastructure that supports sustained operations on the lunar surface. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in which he stated that he was only six animal penises away from curing cancer. “After major breakt
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ITASCA, IL—In what researchers are hailing as an incredible breakthrough in the understanding of early childhood development, a study published Friday by the American Academy of Pediatrics concluded that most infants can respond to the rustling of a potato chip bag three weeks after they are born.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents have been deployed to 14 airports across the country amid record-high TSA wait times. Here are all the ways ICE officers are assisting the Transportation Security Administration. Overseeing the removal of shoes, belts, and abuelas Scanning passports with sh
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Sports
It was a difficult game for the U.S. against Belgium, with Tim Weah struggling to make a positive impact.
Belgium provided a sobering assessment of where the USMNT currently stands, doling out a heavy 5-2 defeat that will leave Mauricio Pochettino with plenty to ponder.
ESPN's college basketball crew agrees on one of Sunday's Elite Eight matchup but not the other.
The Wildcats and Fighting Illini are Final Four bound. Here's how they punched their tickets to Indianapolis.
We've got you covered for all of Saturday's action, from pregame analysis to postgame keys for UConn, Duke, Notre Dame and UCLA.
All four No. 1 seeds advanced to the regional final. The ACC, Big Ten and SEC each have two teams in the field.
All the rankings, projections, cheat sheets, strategy and analysis you need for the fantasy baseball season.
How high could QB Ty Simpson get picked? Is Jeremiyah Love really a possibility for the Titans at No. 4?
Which receivers in the 2026 draft class will have the most success in the pros? We have projections for the top prospects.
In less than 18 months, the Man City playmaker has gone from England mainstay to the fringe of the squad.
Aaron Judge homered for a second straight day to nearly the same left-field spot, Ben Rice hit a two-run double in the third inning, and the New York Yankees beat the San Francisco Giants 3-1 for a three-game sweep
Dominic Smith delivered a game-winning grand slam for the Braves, an emotional moment for the player who saw his mother pass away two weeks ago.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Three rounds down, two to go. Check out the men's NCAA title odds heading into the Elite Eight.
Check out the odds for each of the women's Elite Eight games, as well as what to know about each matchup.
The United States men's national team impressed early against Belgium. Then the wheels fell off.
Check out the odds for each Elite Eight game, as well as what to know about the matchups.
Did a clash of jersey colors really contribute to the USA's struggles in the loss to Belgium?
Sebastian Fundora vs Keith Thurman Odds: How to Bet on the WBC Junior Middleweight Title Fight.
Israel Adesanya vs Joe Pyfer Odds: How to Bet on This Weekend's UFC Fight Night.
Tech
Shopping for a phone can be an ordeal. That’s why we’ve tested almost every Android phone, from the smartest to the cheapest—even phones that fold—to find the ones worth your money.
The incidents in Austin raise questions about how self-driving cars “learn” and adapt to their surroundings.
Everyone needs a good pair of ANC earbuds. These are the best of the bunch.
All your snaps come with metadata containing more information than you might realize.
Veteran designers in the auto industry—and Jony Ive—tell us how hard it is to make a functional yet beautiful steering wheel.
These chest straps and watches will help you keep your finger on your pulse—and many other heart-related metrics.
This sale spans almost an entire week, and it’s full of fake “deals.” We hunted to find truly good prices on gear we’ve tested.
A new trailer has given us our best look yet at the upcoming The Ghost in the Shell anime. While it might not tell us all that much about the direction the show will go in plot-wise, it sure is aesthetically pleasing, with a throwback art style that looks a lot more like the original manga than we'v
Austria is the latest country to prepare a social media ban for its children, but it's going even further than others by including anyone under 14. In a press release, the Austrian government said it has introduced a comprehensive catalogue of measures meant to shield minors from the harms of social
President Donald Trump may have a tendency to put his name on everything, but his administration decided to go with the more authoritative The White House App for his latest pursuit. Now available on the App Store and Google Play store, the official White House App claims to gives Americans "a direc
Two new models of Meta Ray-Ban AI glasses are on the way, and they're going to be catered towards those who use prescription lenses, according to a Bloomberg report. While these are supposed to be announced next week, Bloomberg noted that these won't be a "new generation" of Meta's smart glasses.
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The first crewed mission of NASA's Artemis moon program may take off in a matter of days, with a launch window that opens on April 1, and as preparations are underway for that, the space agency is refocusing its plan to establish a human presence on the moon. NASA announced major changes to its appr
Ivy Road, the video game developer behind Annapurna-published cozy game Wanderstop, is shutting down on March 31. While Wanderstop was well-received and even critically acclaimed, it seems like it wasn’t enough of a hit to sustain the studio while it develops a new game without getting investors i
We tested Garmin’s GPS-enabled fitness trackers and found the perfect picks for casual hikers, backcountry skiers, and more.
Slap a case on your shiny new Pixel, whether you have the Pixel 10a, Pixel 10, or Pixel 10 Pro XL. We also have recommendations for Qi2 chargers and other accessories.
Companies hope that biometric age-verification tech in cartridges could put flavored vapes back in business. But it's unlikely to solve the real problems.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. As ever, we've got some new games for you to dive into this weekend, and a glimpse at some upcoming titles. But, first, a look at indie studio Albatross Interactive's take on a multiplayer mode from a much-loved blockbuster.
Verizon will waive late fees and offer flexible payment arrangements for workers affected by the partial government shutdown. The carrier has made similar offers in the past, like during the COVID-19 pandemic when it gave customers extra mobile data at no additional cost. The Department of Homeland
A hacking group called Handala has gained access to FBI Director Kash Patel's email account, Reuters reports. The group published content from Patel's email on their website as proof, including photos of Patel "sniffing and smoking cigars" and "making a face while taking a picture of himself in the
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg have a complicated history. In 2023, the two vowed to fight each other in a cage match that never happened. But by early 2025, when both were cozying up to the newly-elected President Donald Trump, they were apparently on more friendly terms. In February of that year,
Entertainment
MMA rising star Maycee Barber was knocked out cold by her opponent, Alexa Grasso, during Saturday's UFC Fight Night 271 -- and video of the takedown is downright terrifying. Check it out ... in the first round, Barber and Grasso are…
What started off as relatively peaceful No Kings protests across the country Saturday later devolved into utter chaos, with demonstrators in multiple parts of the country resorting to violence and police making a bunch of arrests. Footage from the…
Jenelle Evans is addressing rumors she's the villain in her ongoing battle with her family over her son Jace's mental health problems. The "Teen Mom" star posted a TikTok video Saturday, explaining that she's, in fact, NOT the antagonist in this…
Arnold Schwarzenegger's son Joseph Baena is following in his famous dad's footsteps, winning his debut bodybuilding competition in a major way. Joseph beat out his competitors to come in first in the Men’s Open Bodybuilding Heavy Weight Class,…
Tiger Woods is staying mum about his DUI bust Friday -- and so is his girlfriend Vanessa Trump! Vanessa -- President Trump's ex-daughter-in-law who was once married to Don Jr. -- jumped on Instagram Saturday to reshare a couple things from her…
'Real Housewives of Atlanta' alum Kim Zolciak agreed to be questioned under oath by lawyers representing her boyfriend Kyle Mowitz’s estranged wife, Jillian Green ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Kim and Jillian…
Remember playing mermaids in the pool with your friends? Well, dressing up as one is like the celebrity version of that ... And in honor of International Mermaid Day ... we've rounded up pics of Hollywood's hottest stars rocking their best seashell…
Brenda Song's looks over the years are so sweet SUITE! Here is a 20-year-old version of the stunning star at the premiere of 20th Century Fox's "Horton Hears A Who" back in 2008 (left). This was near the end of her run on Disney’s "The Suite Life…
Derwin James Jr. says it's cool that NFL players have the opportunity to compete in the 2028 Olympics, but he's suggesting they skip the Summer Games, telling TMZ Sports the injury risk in the sport is too high. That's what the Los Angeles Chargers…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. The air always seems to smell sweeter in the spring ... and now you can too! Fragrances can be a bit pricey, but Amazon's slashing the prices of some major brands for…
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