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President Donald Trump meets with Xi Jinping in Beijing for talks on Taiwan, trade, Iran and China's support for Russia amid rising U.S.–China tensions.
The Administration for Children and Families outlines reforms aimed at empowering parents, cutting bureaucracy, and expanding child care access.
H.Res.50 aims to establish that states like Texas can constitutionally act to secure their borders if future administrations fail to enforce the law.
President Trump's economic policies on trade, energy and manufacturing position the U.S. to negotiate with China from a place of unprecedented strength.
Trump and Iran remain locked in a tense stalemate with dueling blockades as the ceasefire falters and nuclear deal negotiations hit a dead end.
Trump aides and executives leave personal phones behind for China trip, using clean devices and secure zones to guard against hacking and surveillance.
Pima County supervisors take action on Sheriff Chris Nanos' fate after allegations he committed perjury during the high-profile Nancy Guthrie case.
Marco Rubio ditched his suit for a Nike Tech fleece tracksuit on Air Force One, sparking viral reactions and Venezuela's Maduro meme comparisons.
Christopher Nolan faces criticism over casting Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy and Travis Scott in The Odyssey despite claims of historic accuracy.
Tom Morello sang Woody Guthrie at the Hands off NYC protest and called the Trump administration an "authoritarian clown show," sparking backlash.
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SAN DIEGO, CA — The San Diego Padres organization is reportedly concerned about local sports fan Lonny Philbin for being more invested in the success of the team than even the actual players.
BEIJING — Diplomatic talks between the United States and China reportedly got off to an awkward start after President Donald Trump demanded to negotiate directly with General Tso.
BOSTON—In an effort to entice Giannis Antetokounmpo to join the franchise, the Boston Celtics announced Tuesday that guard Payton Pritchard was now the two-time MVP’s brother. “We understand it would be difficult for Giannis to leave Thanasis and Alex behind in Milwaukee, but we want him to kn
U.S. — Longtime daytime talk show "The View" has announced that next season will feature an all-new cast of angry middle-aged women.
TAMPA, FL — Heavenly sources have announced that the Almighty has declined to "Bless This Mess" in spite of the presence of a novelty sign requesting that He do so.
U.S. — As part of ongoing efforts to empower the patient, medical website WebMD has added a convenient "Draft My Last Will And Testament" option for users researching their symptoms.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Democrats have unleashed vicious attack ads accusing L.A. mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt of not wanting to destroy the state of California.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Mayor Karen Bass received a glowing endorsement from California wildfires over the weekend, with thousands of acres of burned timber throwing their support behind Bass's re-election campaign.
Every time I turn on the news, there’s something dreadful happening. Drugs pouring into our communities, innocent people dying in the streets, chaos unfolding in practically every corner of the country. Things outside the U.S. aren’t much prettier. Famine, war, poverty, terrorism. When did thing
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CHICAGO—Plunged into sudden disarray and confusion, pedestrians on Augusta Boulevard were reportedly left frightened and wandering helplessly Monday after encountering a bright orange “Sidewalk Closed” sign. According to witnesses, a growing crowd of disoriented commuters were milling anxiousl
LOS ANGELES—Admitting that it had cast a long shadow over his otherwise successful time in America, despondent Dodgers superstar Shohei Ohtani told reporters Tuesday that he figured he would have met Steve-O by now after eight years in the United States. “I saw Steve-O on TV so many times growin
Ben Landau and William Roth: The happy couple married in a rusty grain silo Saturday after learning the price of renting out the barn.
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WASHINGTON—Calling it a shocking attack on our nation’s cultural heritage, critics slammed President Donald Trump Monday for his decision to replace the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool’s original coconut flavor with blue raspberry. “For more than a century, a statue of Abraham Lincoln has g
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Three people have died and others have fallen ill after contracting hantavirus aboard a Dutch-owned luxury cruise ship. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the illness. Q: What are the symptoms of hantavirus? A: It starts with feeling stressed out about the state of the world. Q: Who
Sports
Manchester United are plotting a move for Real Madrid midfielder Federico Valverde. Transfer Talk has the latest.
ESPN was granted behind-the-scenes access to Washington on the day the franchise secured the No. 1 pick of the 2026 NBA draft.
Is Scottie Scheffler or Rory McIlroy the favorite? Can Jordan Spieth complete the career Grand Slam? We break down what to watch at the 2026 PGA Championship.
Here's everything that transpired as the ping-pong balls were selected.
Cal Raleigh's hitless streak was the longest in the majors this season, and his knock in the seventh inning was his first since April 27.
One day after Lane Kiffin's controversial comments about Ole Miss, Texas coach Steve Sarkisian took a shot at the Rebels, and Florida coach Jon Sumrall weighed in.
A freakish bounce off the boards turned Tage Thompson's routine play into the most pivotal goal of Buffalo's Game 4 win, which evened the playoff series at 2 on Tuesday night in Montreal.
Pavel Dorofeyev scored his second goal of the game at 4:10 of overtime to give Vegas a 3-2 victory over the Ducks to take a 3-2 series lead.
Let's make sense of the Cowboys not extending George Pickens, the Steelers bypassing QB upgrades, the Dolphins not trading De'Von Achane and more.
Two days removed from his first career ejection, Victor Wembanyama had 27 points, 17 rebounds and three blocks to fuel a Game 5 rout, putting the Spurs one win away from the Western Conference finals.
Mexico manager Javier Aguirre has released his 55-man preliminary World Cup roster, notably excluding Hirving "Chucky" Lozano.
Injuries. A manager under pressure. Calling up a top prospect. The Mets are looking to shake things up.
If you were to create an ideal World Cup starting lineup for the U.S. men's national team, who would you pick?
Michigan men's basketball has revealed its 2026-27 Big Ten opponents. Here's what you need to know about the Wolverines' conference slate.
The college football news cycle never stops. With that in mind, here's a tracker of offseason buzz across the sport.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Forward Cristo Fernandez, the actor known who portrayed Dani Rojas on the Apple TV series “Ted Lasso," has signed with El Paso Locomotive FC of the USL to play soccer professionally.
Joe Gomez has cast doubt over his long-term future at Anfield by admitting he is unsure if he will remain a Liverpool player beyond the current campaign.
Will Scottie Scheffler go back-to-back? Could Jordan Spieth complete the Career Grand Slam? Check out the odds and best bets for the PGA Championship.
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Tech
The Swedish shoemaker’s LightSpray Cloudmonster 3 Hyper is a laceless, lightweight, super shoe.
This is the first time NASA has encountered a situation like this, and it took nearly a week to resolve.
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The complaint says ChatGPT started giving Sam Nelson advice about drug use with the launch of GPT-4o.
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The lawsuit claims Meta is not doing enough to protect senior citizens and other vulnerable groups.
iOS 27 may integrate Visual Intelligence into the Camera and make it more customizable.
The federal retaliation against corporate DEI efforts marches on.
The game is sort of a spiritual sequel to NBA Street and NBA Jam.
However, its marquee features won't arrive until the final release.
The Spanish studio's newest title is due to be released on Steam later this week.
Six months after leaving Bandai Namco, Harada is in charge of his own team.
The company has been working on the idea since the end of 2025.
Entertainment
Hayden Panettiere's ex Brian Hickerson says he still dreams about a future with the actress ... admitting he would even marry her, despite their rocky past. Hickerson sat down with TMZ's Charlie Neff ahead of Hayden's upcoming memoir, "This Is Me:…
Ciara Miller is turning heartbreak into a serious glow-up -- fans (and brands) can’t get enough of this Bravo babe, so we’re highlighting her with a brand-new gallery of her hottest shots! The "Summer House" star made headlines back in March…
They say dancing is the best medicine -- but it's also apparently the go-to workout for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models -- 'cause Alix Earle says weeks of shakin' it on TV got her ready for her cover shoot!! TMZ Sports caught up with the…
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Before this sweet girl in her plaid dress turned into a superstar, she was just dancing in Louisiana, dreaming of the flashing lights ... TikTok is her claim to fame, and her friendship with Kourtney Kardashian definitely put her on the map ... She…
Spencer Pratt is an extremely loyal customer, dropping thousands at his favorite Mexican restaurant as part of his campaign for Los Angeles mayor ... TMZ has learned. According to campaign docs, obtained by TMZ, Spencer spent a total of around $8K…
Caitlyn Jenner is facing a new class action lawsuit over her $JENNER meme coin ... with investors claiming they got burned in a celebrity-fueled crypto cash grab. According to the explosive 97-page filing, obtained by TMZ, a man named Lee…
Donald Gibb -- best known for playing the lovable brute "Ogre" in the "Revenge of the Nerds" franchise -- has died ... TMZ has learned. Gibbs' son, Travis, tells TMZ ... Donald passed Tuesday evening due to health complications. He says he died at…
'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star Dorit Kemsley claims her estranged husband, PK Kemsley, stopped paying the bills on their $6 million mansion amid their bitter divorce, TMZ has learned. Sources close to PK claim he paid the bills for years…
Tiffany Haddish says her Georgia DUI case has been stuck in legal limbo for so long, it's now messing with her ability to travel the world and cash checks ... so she wants the whole thing tossed out. According to new court docs, obtained by TMZ,…
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