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Aaron Nola starts the Wild Card Game 3 for the Phillies with Zack Wheeler and Jesus Luzardo ready out of the bullpen against a tired Braves staff.
The White House is sending $500 refund checks with a personal Trump letter to 950,000 Americans across 30 states over ObamaCare overcharges.
Marco Rubio ordered the deportation of Milwaukee's largest mosque leader on national security grounds, citing Israeli convictions and alleged terror ties.
FOX News Media CEO Suzanne Scott was inducted into the Broadcasting+Cable Hall of Fame on Tuesday, joining innovators, visionaries, and leaders who have shaped the media landscape.
India Prime Minister Narendra Modi said India is saluting Smit Machchhar for his heroics onboard a FlyDubai plane that made an emergency landing.
Particle for Men uses natural ingredients like Dead Sea minerals, jojoba oil, shea butter and vitamins to keep skin smooth and hydrated.
Nathan MacKinnon scored two goals and dropped Brandt Clarke in a fight as the Colorado Avalanche opened with an 8-4 rout of the Los Angeles Kings.
Viral video from Estes Park, Colorado, captures a massive elk smashing a car window with shocking force during what viewers say is rut season.
Deshaun Watson and the Browns host the Steelers in a Week 4 Thursday Night Football AFC North clash with the spread set at just three points.
Marco Rubio ordered Iran's delegation to leave New York after talks stalled, as President Donald Trump warned ramped-up bombing is "possible."
Satire
The post NBA Players Share The One Thing They’d Change About The League If They Were Commissioner For A Day appeared first on The Onion.
Madonna took home seven awards at the VMAs on Sunday, making her the night’s biggest winner. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Madonna’s return to the spotlight. Age: Physically pains your mom to hear Biggest Hit: Goes on for a minute too long Philanthropic Cause: Tiny leather
The post Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This appeared first on The Onion.
CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these
The New York Times is a staple of the American newspaper industry, which is impressive considering it has a reputation for not reporting news. Its recent treatment of the attempted terrorist hijacking of a FlyDubai jet is only the latest example.
HARMONDSWORTH — Following the harrowing ordeal aboard flight FZ 1073 to Tel Aviv, in which he was subdued by passengers while attempting a violent terrorist attack, the FlyDubai hijacker has reportedly already landed a new job at British Airways.
PUEBLO, CO — Stunned Starbucks workers completely froze up in apparent awestruck wonder as local 39-year-old man Nathan Almes ordered a mysterious beverage called a "black coffee," sources confirmed Thursday morning.
JERUSALEM — King Solomon held court with his 700 wives and 300 concubines to ask whether or not there is anything to the charges he is a patriarchal misogynist.
WASHINGTON—Expressing shock and disgust that an unspeakable crime could occur at a place of higher learning, the U.S. populace was reportedly horrified this week to think that sexual assault could happen on a college campus. “You would just never imagine that bright young students—at an Ivy Le
ATLANTA, GA — Delta executives announced this week that they would be removing all electrical systems from their airplanes after learning Elon Musk's Tesla cars also run on electricity.
The post Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat appeared first on The Onion.
GLOUCESTERSHIRE — A group of Muslim men released by authorities earlier this week were back in custody today after police received reports that the men had shared a meme online.
TEL AVIV — Disaster nearly struck FlyDubai Flight FZ1073 this morning after the pilot forgot to illuminate the "No Hijacking" sign.
Toys ‘R’ Us announced the opening of 120 stores, a comeback for the once-bankrupt retailer hoping to capitalize on a growing number of adult toy collectors. What do you think?
The post Toys ‘R’ Us To Open 120 Stores To Appeal To Adult Collectors appeared first on The Onion.
President Trump directed U.S. agencies to rename AI to “super intelligence” on all official documents, claiming that the term “artificial” made the technology sound fake. What do you think?
The post Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents appeared first on The Onion
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into the side of a bank. “Some of us will be asleep, some of us will just be confused, but know this:
LOS ANGELES—Ripping apart the film’s “egregious” omission, former To Catch A Predator host Chris Hansen took to social media Tuesday to slam Primetime for its inaccurate portrayal of the celebratory breakdances he performed every time he caught a pedophile. “Obviously, I’m a little biase
Sports
Dallas rallied to force a decisive Game 3 and Arike Ogunbowale made history.
Here's how the winter looks in Chicago, Boston and Houston after those teams were swept out of the playoffs.
The ALDS and NLDS are taking shape. Here's who has the edge -- and who should be on upset watch.
San Diego State's football team is dealing with a mumps outbreak as it prepares for Saturday's Pac-12 opener against Texas State.
The Yankees' homegrown talent such as Ben Rice and Cam Schlittler led the way to help deliver a thorough two-game beatdown of the Red Sox in their AL Wild Card Series, ending with Wednesday's 9-2 win.
A judge has agreed to permanently dismiss a criminal case charging a former Olympian with vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, a move that could prevent federal prosecutors from reviving the case.
Arike Ogunbowale delivered a record-breaking performance with the Wings' season on the line, scoring 45 points, including a tying 3-pointer to force overtime, to help Dallas force a deciding Game 3 against the Valkyries.
Five Padres pitchers combined on a five-hitter and Gavin Sheets hit a pinch-hit two-run homer, as the Padres swept the Cubs out of the NL Wild Card Series with a 4-1 win.
The former Steelers coach revealed an unexpected longtime hobby that shocked the sports and gaming worlds.
Kei Nishikori had an emotional farewell to his tennis career, playing his final match at the Japan Open in a 6-4, 6-4 loss to Frances Tiafoe.
Get prepared for the opening round of the MLB postseason with FOX Sports' wild-card series primer.
The Braves and Phillies have split the first two games of the series. See the updated odds heading into Game 3.
Check out the odds and what to know for the Rays-Yankees ALDS series.
Compare the best sports betting apps and sites for 2026. See reviews, bonuses, and features to help choose the right sportsbook for your needs.
Discover the best sportsbook promos and bonus bets for October 2026. Compare welcome offers and top bonuses from leading betting sites.
Check out the odds and what to know for the Guardians-White Sox ALDS series.
The betting public have come all the way around on Florida. Patrick Everson reports on that and more in the college football Week 5 odds market.
Following the Red Sox's season-ending Wild Card Series loss to the Yankees, Sonny Gray expressed he was "frustrated" by when he was pulled.
The Joey Porter Jr. trade continues a pattern of the Cowboys and Steelers making high-profile swaps. Here's every trade they've made.
Can Michigan and USC bounce back after last week's losses? FOX Sports' Joel Klatt makes his Week 5 picks.
Tech
Five years after the comedian went viral with a 12-hour blabberthon mocking the king of bro podcasting, he’s back in character to shill a supplement called “Crab Salts.”
The highest-rated devices that we reviewed this year in a variety of categories.
RAMageddon comes for us all.
The language of the bill was overbroad, in Newsom's opinion.
Humans vs AI: It's time to d-d-d-d-duel.
Amazon's new Kindle e-readers come with flat-surface displays and new colors.
It also lasts up to 42 hours on a single charge.
Neurable is launching a new pair of EEG-equipped headphones to keep an eye on your brainwaves while you work, rest and play.
BookTok will probably rejoice.
Amazon raised prices across its devices in August. Here are the early device deals ahead of Prime Day that are still worth it—and which aren’t.
I’ve tested every single Kindle. Here’s how Amazon’s ebook readers stack up.
Ahead of the Kindle’s 20th anniversary next year, Amazon is refreshing its entire range of e-readers with fresh colors, an aluminum build, and a new frame design that’s both thinner and lighter.
Only two of five vehicles finished the race around a notoriously difficult Formula 1 track, exposing what happens when autonomous systems meet blind corners, sensor failures, and physics.
The US resurgence of measles is forcing hospitals and health systems to adopt new protocols and procedures to deal with a disease they thought was in the past.
If your friend is in the depths of newborn survival, these gifts and gadgets can go a long way to make parenting a little easier.
Don’t suffer the buffer. These WIRED-tested home routers will deliver reliable internet across your home, whatever your needs or budget.
Robert A. Pape, a leading authority on political violence, wants Americans to understand that the threat is coming not from the fringes, but from the mainstream.
Cats are finally getting the dog treatment. This smart cat collar features GPS location, activity, and sleep tracking, plus all-new heart and respiratory rate monitoring.
Movie studios are turning to the horror fiction site SCP Foundation and showing how dealing with that community can go right, and wrong.
Google trained Gemini 4 Argon to be highly capable in knowledge work, cybersecurity defense and creative writing.
Entertainment
Christa Pike survived Tennessee's attempt to execute her Wednesday night ... and years before the botched lethal injections, she was fighting the state over another part of death row -- decades spent virtually alone in solitary confinement. In a…
Rick Ross got a rude awakening in court Thursday morning ... because after his lawyer played the celebrity card in a bid to get him sprung from jail, the judge wasn't impressed. Ross -- real name William Roberts II -- appeared before Judge Mindy…
Diddy's back in solitary confinement amid allegations that he's enjoying massages, fancy meals, a contraband phone and booze, and inmates doing his chores in prison. Check out the new YouTube collab between TMZ and the New York Post, "The Low…
Working for House Speaker Mike Johnson has its perks ... you can plan a wonderful trip to Italy and France on the taxpayers' dime, and even try to visit a Ferrari factory ... but getting there is the problem. NBC News obtained a draft itinerary for…
President Trump was asked point-blank whether Mitch McConnell should resign over his health ... but he never actually answered -- instead, he lit into TIME for asking him "negative" questions and dropped an F-bomb. Trump sat down with the magazine…
Here's how Wendy Williams is doing ... she's looking happy and healthy while strolling through the Big Apple ... and the video tells it all. The former talk show host stepped out in a multicolored blue-and-gold jacket and a pair of short white…
Mary Cosby went back to work pretty soon after her son, Robert Cosby Jr., passed away ... and she's now revealing she had to compartmentalize her life to get through it. The new season of "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" is out now ... and…
John Davidson is returning to the British Academy Film Awards months after his viral n-word outburst ... only this time, he'll be watching from a separate space. The Tourette syndrome activist will attend the BAFTA Scotland Awards Nov. 15 in…
Christa Pike repeatedly pointed out a shooting pain in her arm during her horrifically failed execution attempt ... according to one eyewitness. Tori Gessner, a reporter for Nashville's WKRN, gave a detailed account of what happened after Pike…
Nancy Pelosi is diving into the whole Cornell University alleged gang rape drama -- canceling a "fully-funded" event sponsored by the Ivy League school. And get this ... Pelosi's cancelation is "related to the gang rape situation" that has…
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