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Indiana Fever are costly -7.5 favorites over Portland Fire, but key injury tags on Caitlin Clark and Aliyah Boston make the spread intriguing.
A $60,000 AI humanoid robot named Sally was set to join classrooms, but student data privacy concerns and the company's ties to sex dolls raised alarm.
The FCC added foreign-produced humanoid robots and connected power inverters to its Covered List, blocking new models from receiving U.S. authorization.
Blacktip sharks are pushing their summer range as far as Long Island as warming waters reshape migration, putting them closer to swimmers and surfers.
Cori Bush's latest campaign ad accuses Wesley Bell of jetting off to Israel with AIPAC instead of helping St. Louis recover from a devastating tornado.
Oregon tight end Jamari Johnson revealed at Big Ten Media Days that Heisman hopeful Dante Moore has a rather gassy habit in the Ducks' huddle.
An F-35 assigned to the 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing crashed Friday morning at MCAS Miramar in San Diego, sparking a brush fire, officials told Fox News.
A CNN poll finds 34% of Democrats now identify as democratic socialists, with DSA-backed candidates winning races in New York City and Seattle.
Shop the best Levi's jeans for men and women, from iconic 501s to popular baggy and bootcut styles, with prices starting under $50.
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau enjoyed a romantic sunset boat cruise in the South of France, where the former PM applied sunscreen on his girlfriend.
Satire
DALLAS, TX — Citing extreme mental fatigue, local mother Sarah Jenkins made the decision this week to drop her children off for the first day of school roughly three weeks before the actual first day.
ALLAGASH, ME — Maine Senate candidate Troy Jackson reportedly converted to Islam as a way to evade criticism for hooking up with his cousin.
WASHINGTON—Saying the convenience of the quick but nutritious entrees could not be beat, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. showed viewers of his new cooking show Friday how they could create easy weeknight meals using ingredients already in their own bodies. “You don’t
CUETA — The people of Spain were reportedly horrified to see footage of tens of thousands of migrants illegally invading their nation, knowing full well that their country could soon become Minnesota.
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TOKYO — Following a trend in the video game industry to stop serving women up for the male gaze, Ms. Pac-Man has been made less sexy for the modern-day remake of the classic arcade hit.
The American Red Cross warned that a critical shortage of blood could prevent those needing life-saving transfusions from getting them, urging donations from everyone eligible to give. What do you think?
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SANTA MONICA, CA—Stating that they were looking forward to another spectacular and soul-stirring awards ceremony in February, the Recording Academy confirmed Friday that the list of artists not boycotting the Grammys was down to Meghan Trainor, Susan Boyle, and Sugar Ray. “While we are disappoin
CULVER CITY, CA — Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared on the beloved trivia game show Jeopardy! last night, only to invoke the Fifth Amendment in response to every clue.
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day opens in theaters this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new film. Q: What’s the premise? A: The “premise”? Easy there, college boy. It’s a Spider-Man movie. You can leave your notebook at home. Q: Which comic book is it based on? A: Th
LONDON — The British government awarded its coveted "Women's Empowerment Person of the Year" to 8-year-old Muslim child bride Aisha Malik.
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” adaptation. “The first line of my translation is ‘Tell me about a kooky Minion,’ but t
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The WNBA announced today it would hold a special "Caitlin Clark Punching Bag Night" during an upcoming Indiana Fever home game. The official promotion was reportedly designed to lean into what league executives called "a beloved on-court tradition."
MADRID — With the borders of its territories overwhelmed this morning by tens of thousands of young Moroccan migrants, Spain turned to veteran Border Czar Kamala Harris for guidance as to how to stop the invasion.
CHULA VISTA, CA — A worker at the California Department of Motor Vehicles requested an interpreter to help translate for a helpless minority customer who came in only speaking English.
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani already made good on his pledge to combat antisemitism, as on Thursday he introduced mandatory "safety camps" for Jewish residents.
Sports
Will Punk vs. Rhodes steal the weekend? And is this the end for Brock Lesnar? Our panel makes its picks.
The players, position groups or situations that could swing the season for each of the top teams.
The Toronto Tempo acquired Connecticut Sun forward Aneesah Morrow in a trade for the rights to Maria "Masha" Kliundikova and a 2028 second-round pick.
Before games, Fever star Caitlin Clark might be the busiest athlete in sports. Watch Fever-Lynx Sunday at 1 p.m. ET on ABC.
Travis Hunter is 10 pounds heavier than his rookie season but faster than he has ever been.
Terry Rozier's attorney argued in a court filing Friday that a text sent by a co-defendant shows the NBA veteran did not know about the alleged gambling scheme for which he has been indicted.
More than 100 women's college basketball players have joined a unionization campaign with the United College Athletes Association, the organization announced.
FIFA has started a consultation process over an expansion of the Men's World Cup to 64 teams, with documents seen by ESPN aiming for a decision by Aug. 14.
Let's look back to when 32 NFL players kick-started their careers with strong performances in training camp and the preseason -- one from each team.
The state of New York filed a lawsuit against Kalshi on Friday, accusing the prediction market company of running an "illegal gambling operation."
The New York Mets have reportedly scratched starting pitcher Freddy Peralta from his Friday night start amid trade rumors.
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Check out the 2026 O/U win total for the Packers, who won nine games last season and finished second in the NFC North.
What the Madden 27 ratings got right, what they got wrong, the QB the game won't quit and who got snubbed from the "99 Club."
While the Dodgers remain favored, one AL team is making a push for playoffs. See the latest World Series odds.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Check out the 2026 O/U win total for the Vikings, who won nine games last season and finished third in the NFC North.
Arsenal have reached an agreement with Newcastle United for Brazil star Bruno Guimaraes after the Premier League champions raised its bid.
Casemiro has expressed his delight after completing a free transfer to Inter Miami, calling new teammate Lionel Messi the "God of football."
Tech
Kalshi, which is headquartered in New York, has already been sued by multiple states.
Videos made with AI will no longer appear in Snapchat's public recommendations.
People had less than a day to make misleading Google Earth images with AI before Google pulled the feature.
The Pandora experience is different from the Spotify one most of us are used to. Pandora Premium is worth it for some.
As OpenAI and Anthropic employees grow quieter online, researchers at Chinese AI labs are flocking to X to explain their work, recruit talent, and shape the global conversation on AI.
Champions Tactics: Grimoria Chronicles is going the way of the Bored Ape.
Sony responded to widespread criticism of its plan to discontinue games on discs in its latest earnings call.
"Invisible" drones have been in the works for years, and researchers have finally designed one that gets close.
"It is a matter not only of customer protection, it's also a matter of democracy protection."
MAGA is loudly calling for the former White House chief medical adviser to end up in prison. WIRED asked legal experts to weigh in on whether that’s even possible.
Nearly 22 percent of children are on Pinterest while there was "no statistically significant change" in AI chatbot use.
There's a difference between waterproof and water resistant.
Viral tales of good triumphing over evil are racking up millions of views. They’re almost entirely AI-generated clickbait.
An ad for Orchid suggests the AI agent can fix relationship problems by simply doing everything for inconsiderate partners.
Its latest Pro headset can mix between four inputs and has better wireless connectivity than the originals.
Feeling the pull of a new clean machine? We’ll help you make sense of Dyson’s whirlwind vacuum lineup.
Headphone jacks are endangered, but they’re not gone. Here are our favorite smartphones that still let you plug and play.
The company’s first headphones look very stylish and have great tactile features but underwhelm on sound quality.
SJY’s Zeph are brilliant wired headphones, using flippable earcups for two different takes on your favorite music.
Entertainment
Today marks 4 years since Mackenzie Shirilla murdered Dominic Russo and Davion Flanagan in a car crash ... and one victim's family member is still reeling. Dom's sister Christine posted a long Instagram message ... saying she "f***ing hates this…
Brittney Griner's wife seemed to have no idea a divorce was imminent ... or at least she was hiding the info well ... because she posted pics of their seemingly happy family weeks before the pair separated. Cherelle Griner shared a bunch of pics…
Adrien Broner is firing back at his alleged sexual battery victim … claiming her "one-sided" lawsuit is full of "unproven allegations" ... TMZ has learned. The boxer's lawyer, Richard L. Cooper, tells TMZ ... "We are aware of the civil complaint…
Nolan Wells' mom made it clear Friday that the family will never stop fighting for justice for the late teen ... saying, "Your life matters to us." Christine Wells-Wonsley posted on Instagram, remarking on how blessed the family was to love the…
Dalton Gomez wasn't sweating Ariana Grande's new album ... instead of waiting around for it to drop, he spent his precious time taking Maika Monroe to the movies. Ariana's ex-husband and his actress girlfriend were snapped on a date Thursday --…
Ian Diaz's wife begged a federal judge to show him mercy before he was sentenced to more than a decade behind bars ... warning his imprisonment would tear apart their family and devastate their young son ... TMZ has learned. In an April 2023 letter…
It's gettin' hot in here, so the stars are hangin' out on the terrace! Models Kara Del Toro and Abigail Ratchford are quite the babes on balconies, donning sexy outfits and flaunting their bods. So, who are you joining on the deck?! The question…
Chrisean Rock swears she had nothing to do with ex-boyfriend Karon "Ronny Doe" Cann's murder ... claiming police have ruled her out. Chrisean was streaming when she started distancing herself from the murder investigation ... claiming police…
Benson Boone has a new lady in his life ... and she's got a bit of fame herself. Benson has been snapped playing tonsil hockey with Kyra Pollard ... a TikTok influencer who is a total babe. Check out her snaps ... Kyra is a hottie with a silly side…
PK Kemsley is firing back at Dorit Kemsley's claim that she needed to spend more than $700K on clothes for "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ... he says Bravo never required her to live in designer labels. According to court docs obtained by…
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