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Washington, D.C., faces growing teen takeover concerns as the D.C. Council postpones a vote on extending the city's enhanced youth curfew law.
Rep. Summer Lee suggested higher-earning Americans were the real enemy during a rally headlined by controversial streamer Hasan Piker in Michigan.
The U.S. State Department updated its Nepal travel advisory to Level 2, urging increased caution after nationwide protests that began in September ended.
'Charlie’s Angels’ star Kate Jackson says fame destroyed her privacy and forced her out of Hollywood
Kate Jackson reflects on the steep cost of "Charlie's Angels" fame, saying she lost her privacy totally and eventually walked away from Hollywood.
William Larsen faces arson and first-degree murder charges after allegedly setting fires and fatally stabbing a man in Floral City, Florida.
VP JD Vance's new anti-fraud task force has identified nearly $6.3 billion in government contracts going to potentially fraudulent businesses.
Champlin Park High School's trans softball pitcher returns amid the DOJ's Title IX lawsuit against Minnesota over biological males in girls' sports.
Hallie Shoffner pushed back on ties to former Vice President Kamala Harris and the national Democratic Party as she challenges Sen. Tom Cotton in Arkansas' Senate race.
Paul Randall, 66, pleads guilty to wire fraud in a scheme that authorities say defrauded Medi-Cal out of more than $178 million in taxpayer funds.
Virgin Galactic is selling space tickets again at $750,000 a seat, up from $600,000, with over 675 customers already waiting for suborbital flights.
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Nike Releases New Tiger Woods Ad Campaign 'Just Use Your Billion Dollars To Hire A Full-Time Driver'
U.S. — Sporting apparel giant Nike has released a new ad campaign alongside Tiger Woods, featuring the slightly updated slogan "Just Use Your Billion Dollars To Hire A Full-Time Driver".
NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Satan announced Wednesday that all its appliances going forward will be controlled by the Apple TV Remote.
NEW YORK—In an announcement that left fans of the 2006 original buzzing with excitement, The Devil Wears Prada 2 director David Frankel confirmed Wednesday that actor Adrien Grenier would make a cameo in the film as a corpse on the street. “We’re so pleased to have not just Anne Hathaway and M
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The political world was set on edge once again on Wednesday, with experts urging everyone to prepare for the worst as President Donald Trump threatened to nuke a local used car dealership unless it agreed to come down another $500 on a 2017 Chevy Malibu.
WORLD — People across the globe were left in utter shock as President Trump staked out a seemingly extreme position in order to negotiate the best possible deal.
LONDON—Urging the public to remain calm as authorities worked to recapture the mentally disturbed individual, city officials confirmed Monday that novelist J.K. Rowling had escaped from a London insane asylum. At 7:33 this morning, medical staff reportedly discovered the Harry Potter author and
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LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND—In what scholars have called the largest shake-up of the game’s rule set in centuries, the International Chess Federation announced Tuesday that it was adding a race car piece to the playing board. “In all officially sanctioned matches played from today forward, the pawn
Avid online shopper Evelyn Simmons, 55, passed away suddenly, making this an opportune time for porch pirates to finally make their move.
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TEHRAN — A cackling President Donald Trump completely psyched out the Iranian regime by threatening nuclear war and then dropping bombs that only shoot out little flags that say "POW!".
A U.S. Air Force officer who went missing after his fighter jet was shot down over a remote area of Iran has been rescued, with the CIA having developed a deception plan to buy time for the high stakes operation. What do you think?
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VAN NUYS, CA — Newly engaged couple Barrett Brown and Melissa McClaren excitedly created a wedding registry at a local Chevron station, sources close to the happy couple said.
Steve and Timpani moved from California to Texas in the hit series Californians Move To Texas. There were a few cultural differences they weren't prepared for in going from California wokeness to Texas freedom. Now their story continues...
BOSTON, MA — In a heartbreaking turn of events, the first thing seen by a blind child who had his sight restored was a Boston Red Sox game.
The dark side of the moon has long been the subject of myth and speculation. What mysteries lie beyond the known lunar surface in that dark realm beyond our telescopes?
SPACE — On Monday, the Artemis II crew set a new record for the farthest away from Earth humans have ever gone. And as mission specialist Jeremy Hansen stared at the far side of the moon, with the Earth a distant crescent, one thought crossed his mind: He was pretty sure he had left his oven on.
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NEW YORK—In a desperate ploy aimed at playing on the sympathies of concerned viewers, CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss reportedly attempted to boost ratings for her struggling programs this week by kidnapping the mother of evening anchor Tony Dokoupil. “I’m not going to hurt you, Ms. Dokoup
Sports
You can try to learn every shot, try to hit every putt, but come Thursday it will be a totally new experience.
Who do our experts think will win? Where does our betting expert believe there's value? We break it all down.
Falcons pass rusher James Pearce Jr. is not at the team's offseason workout program amid his legal problems, coach Kevin Stefanski told reporters Wednesday.
Cade Cunningham is expected to make his return Wednesday night for the Pistons against the Bucks following a collapsed left lung, sources told ESPN.
Toronto's Double-A team in the Eastern League scored eight runs in the second inning before getting its first hit of the game.
Augusta National Golf Club chairman Fred Ridley said Wednesday that the club supports governing bodies' efforts to reduce elite driving distance, which he says are needed to protect golf's integrity.
The Spurs ruled Victor Wembanyama (left rib contusion) and Stephon Castle (sore right knee) out for their game Wednesday against the Trail Blazers.
The Texans have exercised the 2027 fifth-year options for quarterback C.J. Stroud and All-Pro defensive end Will Anderson Jr., a source told ESPN's Field Yates.
Scottie Scheffler will head into the Masters as the favorite once again, but without his usual domination over the betting markets. Bryson DeChambeau has been the overwhelming public pick
Rookie shortstop Konnor Griffin and the Pirates are in agreement on a nine-year extension, locking up the top prospect in baseball less than a week after his major league debut.
Joel Klatt and Todd McShay explain why they think Jeremiyah Love should be one of the top players taken in the 2026 NFL Draft, even though he's a running back.
Which World Cup fanbase will be the loudest? The most fun? The most passionate? Vote in our 2026 FIFA World Cup Ultimate Fanbase.
Learn what a parlay bet is, how parlays work, and the different types available — including same-game, teaser, and round robin parlays.
Chris "The Bear" Fallica is back with his best bets and predictions The Masters.
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The Masters are on the horizon, and bettors are diving into the action for one of golf's grandest traditions. Here are the odds, including long shots to consider.
Which players are favored to be the NBA's annual awards winners? See the latest odds during the last week of the regular season.
Tech
The AI system, trained on real military data, is meant to give soldiers mission-critical information.
This discount brings the price of the Apple Watch Ultra 3 with GPS and cellular down to just $700.
Intel’s role in Elon Musk’s ambitious chip venture is still murky, raising questions about what the partnership actually entails—and whether it can work at all.
The latest Triple-i Initiative Showcase is nearly upon us, as the indie-focused event returns for its third consecutive year on Thursday, April 9 at 12PM ET / 9AM PT. We’re being promised announcements for 40 games, including eight world premieres, so it’s well worth tuning in if you like your i
Amid rapid enterprise growth, Anthropic is trying to lower the barrier to entry for businesses to build AI agents with Claude.
In an email to customers, Amazon announced that it would be ending service for Kindle devices older than the 2012 edition. Those devices will lose access to the Kindle Store.
Following the icy reception to Llama 4, Meta is releasing the first in a new family of AI systems built by its recently formed Superintelligence team. The company is kicking off its new Muse era with Spark, a lightweight model geared toward consumer use. In the future, Meta plans to offer more capab
Greece will ban children under the age 15 from using social media starting next year. Prime Minister Kyriakos Mitsotakis made the announcement in a video posted to TikTok, in which he referenced anxiety, sleep problems and addictive design features as reasons for the ban.
Greece has been proactive i
Nintendo Switch 2 owners will have to wait a bit longer to check out IO Interactive's stab at a James Bond game on the console. The Hitman developer has delayed that version of 007 First Light until later this summer. The game is still slated to hit PS5, Xbox Series X/S and PC on May 27, which itsel
Pam Bondi’s DOJ left election deniers frothing for more. Potential candidates for the attorney general job could give them what they want.
The free No Man’s Sky updates are still flowing. With the latest one, dubbed Xeno Arena, Hello Games has added a completely original feature. Players have long been able to adopt wild animals as companions. But now these can be deployed in simulated, turn-based battles against rival teams. As you
GoPro will cut 23 percent of its global workforce by the end of this year, as the action camera pioneer looks to reverse its fortunes in a competitive market.
145 employees will be laid off, with the restructuring process commencing in the second quarter of 2026, the San Mateo company said in a Form
Ikea’s latest light bulbs, remotes, and more have arrived, plus plenty of other fun gear that’s well-priced and easy to control.
I've played a couple of hours of Forza Horizon 6, and so far I've enjoyed it in much the same way as its predecessor: by exploring and taking in the sumptuous world Playground Games has crafted. The preview build I played on my Xbox Series X was limited in terms of available activities — it was ba
A new company needs to make a strong first impression. For Fender Audio, a new outfit owned by the legendary Fender Musical Instruments Corporation but operated by Riffsound, that introduction comes in the form of two speakers and a set of headphones. The Elie 6 ($300) and Elie 12 ($400) are portabl
If you’re using an older Kindle, you may want to check what year it was released. Amazon has sent out emails to some of its users, with a warning that it’s discontinuing support for Kindle ereaders and Fire tables released in 2012 or earlier. You can still read books you’ve already downloaded
Insta360, the company best known for its action cameras, just released the Snap selfie screen. It's a small display that connects via USB-C and sits on the back of your phone, helping you to use your rear camera for higher resolution vlogging or selfies.
The 3.5-inch touchscreen allows you to adjust
With these high-tech automatic litter boxes, gone are the days of scooping and smells. Welcome to the future.
The Spot+Scrub Ai is Dyson's first robot mop, and it does the job. But the built-in AI didn’t blow me away, and its height works against it.
Each pair I tested weighs under 2 pounds. Whatever happens on your next adventure, your shoes won’t hold you back.
Entertainment
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Tori Spelling is exploring her legal options after a violent crash involving her kids left multiple people hospitalized ... TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... the actress hasn't made a final decision yet, but is strongly…
Popular Japanese content creator Zepa has died ... according to an announcement shared on her official X account. The post explains Zepa "passed away unexpectedly" ... and apologizes for having to deliver the disturbing news to fans. A funeral for…
"Euphoria" creator Sam Levinson paid tribute to the show's late actors Angus Cloud and Eric Dane at the Season 3 premiere last night ... revealing how tough the year Angus died was for him. In a video posted by Deadline, the HBO show creator is…
Whitney Leavitt’s killing it on Broadway right now ... but her reality TV future? Not so clear. "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star admitted on 'GMA' Wednesday she’s still figuring things out as the Hulu show sits in limbo amid the ongoing…
Looks like Judge Mathis and Linda Reese Mathis are rock solid these days -- she's officially calling off the divorce, according to court docs obtained by TMZ. Linda had filed for divorce a few years back ... but, on Monday, she filed a request to…
Tennis superstar Daniil Medvedev had an unforgettable performance on the court at the Monte-Carlo Masters -- and by "performance," we mean an epic meltdown for the ages. The Russian athlete suffered the first double bagel loss of his career against…
Justin Trudeau's son Xav only has good things to say about former Canadian Prime Minister's relationship with Katy Perry. On Wednesday's episode of the "Can't Be Censored" podcast, the 18-year-old told hosts Travis Dhanraj and Karman Wong that…
Turns out the Artemis II astronauts weren't the only ones with a close-up view of the moon ... thousands of fans at Tropicana Field in St. Pete got a show of their own when a fan attempted to snag a foul ball! The wild incident went down during the…
Matthew Perry's stepmother is speaking out ahead of today's sentencing of the "Ketamine Queen" ... urging the court to give her the maximum prison term. Debbie Perry submitted a victim impact statement Tuesday to the U.S. district court overseeing…
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