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Fans of "The Madison" now have a season two release timeline as cast members reveal new episodes of the Taylor Sheridan series arrive in 2027.
Screencaps breaks down Danica Patrick's New Zealand golf trip costs that could run up to $10K, plus MLB playoff games airing on nine networks.
USC radio announcer's description of the Dante Moore hit is one of the most embarrassing things ever
USC radio announcer Pete Arbogast's real-time call of Desman Stephens' brutal hit on Oregon QB Dante Moore has sparked disbelief across college football.
Trump lost 41 House seats in his first term's midterms, but Ronald Reagan's playbook of heralding American heroes offers Republicans a path forward.
Chad Bryant and Steve Civatarese face indefinite NASCAR suspensions after a crew attacked Corey Heim near a Martinsville hot dog shack last week.
Find My iPhone, Google Find Hub and Samsung Find have critical tracking settings to enable now, before your phone ever goes missing or stolen.
From Dublin protests to black armbands on the pitch, the Republic of Ireland's anti-Israel obsession has consumed its politics and cultural life.
While major news outlets look elsewhere, podcast hosts John Ashbrook, Josh Holmes, and Comfortably Smug break down key ethics questions surrounding high-stakes races in Maine and California.
A'ja Wilson confronted a courtside fan during the Indiana Fever vs Aces WNBA playoff game, but arena security cleared the man of any conduct violation.
H-E-B confirms Topo Chico mineral water is slowly returning to store shelves in limited quantities after a monthslong shortage tied to facility upgrades.
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Toys ‘R’ Us announced the opening of 120 stores, a comeback for the once-bankrupt retailer hoping to capitalize on a growing number of adult toy collectors. What do you think?
The post Toys ‘R’ Us To Open 120 Stores To Appeal To Adult Collectors appeared first on The Onion.
CASTLEWOOD, SD — Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem filed for divorce this week, with legal experts expecting her to receive half of her husband's bras in the settlement.
Children's educational television is traditionally stale and only entertaining to kids who haven't yet been introduced to Batman: The Animated Series. But all it takes to change that is a few good ideas.
CANA — New research has suggested that the famous miracle of the water turned into wine at the wedding at Cana may have been undone soon thereafter, as Jesus witnessed guests doing the Electric Slide.
President Trump directed U.S. agencies to rename AI to “super intelligence” on all official documents, claiming that the term “artificial” made the technology sound fake. What do you think?
The post Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents appeared first on The Onion
JONESBORO, AR — Local woman Geena Parks reportedly couldn't contain her excitement for October to begin, which she said is the start of "taking pictures of your Bible next to a cup of coffee" season.
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced a new plan to fight antisemitism by locking his own anti-semitic wife in their bedroom closet.
THE FUTURE — The year is 2064, and the guys from Dude Perfect are still going strong, having just released their latest video featuring the most insane wheelchair trick shots this side of Shady Oaks Nursing Home.
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into the side of a bank. “Some of us will be asleep, some of us will just be confused, but know this:
LOS ANGELES—Ripping apart the film’s “egregious” omission, former To Catch A Predator host Chris Hansen took to social media Tuesday to slam Primetime for its inaccurate portrayal of the celebratory breakdances he performed every time he caught a pedophile. “Obviously, I’m a little biase
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to write much longer essays as punishment for their behavior. “Upon reviewing the disciplinary action
LONDON — The British government issued an official public apology on Tuesday for interrupting whatever it was the nice Muslim men in unmarked vans were doing at 1:00 a.m. outside a military base used by U.S. forces.
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Abdul El-Sayed is the Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate in Michigan. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the progressive candidate. Ethnicity: Scary-American Personal Mission: Disproving harmful stereotypes about jacked Muslim doctors Campaign Strategy: Distract voters with ideas
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Evil.” “Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case,
LOS ANGELES—With her three wins last night finally putting her ahead of her greatest pop star rival, Taylor Swift surpassed Geppetto the Incredible Waltzing Horse on Sunday as the most-decorated artist in the history of MTV’s Video Music Awards. “This is truly an incredible achievement for Sw
Sports
We asked over 30 NFL players about CTE concerns, and their answers ranged from fear to resignation.
Would players want to know if they have the disease? Some would and some wouldn't. Here's what they said.
The Padres made an emphatic statement in their wild-card opener against the Cubs, getting a leadoff homer from Fernando Tatis Jr. and a brilliant effort on the mound from Michael King in an 8-0 win in Game 1.
Caitlin Clark became the first player in WNBA history with at least 25 points and 15 assists in a game (regular season or playoffs), helping the Fever stay alive with a 99-89 victory over the Aces at Gainbridge Fieldhouse.
Aces center A'ja Wilson had to be pulled away by teammates after she confronted a fan she said stepped toward her and pointed at her late in Tuesday's Game 2 loss at Gainbridge Fieldhouse.
Manchester City have until Friday to lodge an appeal against the guilty verdict handed down in their case with the Premier League and have stated publicly they intend to do so.
The crowd at Daikin Park was surprisingly sparse as the Astros -- baseball's first division winner with a .500 or worse record -- opened their wild-card series with a 6-3 loss to the White Sox on Tuesday.
The Lynx became the first No. 1 seed in league history to be swept in its opening series, marking another heartbreaking playoff exit for the third straight year.
Don Mattingly wanted the Phillies' best reliever on the mound as early as possible in the opener of a best-of-three NL Wild Card Series against the Braves, but the move backfired when All-Star closer Jhoan Duran allowed a three-run homer in a Game 1 loss.
As the Senate passes the landmark bill, we sort the truths about the Protect College Sports Act from the myths.
After diving into the All-22 coaches' film from Week 3, Bucky Brooks examines four new developments to watch.
World Cup veterans and up-and-coming youngsters combined to lead the USA past Chile in Tuesday's 4-2 win.
Stellar pitching, big bats, and a dramatic late-inning home run. The first day of the MLB playoffs delivered.
Austin Riley and Ben Rice were the big MLB postseason stars on Tuesday. Here's the best action from the wild-card games.
Get prepared for the opening round of the MLB postseason with FOX Sports' wild-card series primer.
The rivalry continues, with the Yankees and Red Sox facing off in the wild-card round. See the odds.
See the complete 2026 MLB playoff schedule by round, including Wild Card, Division Series, LCS and World Series dates and TV channels.
One of the more unanticipated wild-card series is underway. See the odds for Astros-White Sox heading into Game 2.
Tim Ream, the longtime captain and defender for the U.S. men’s soccer team, is ending his national team career.
Here's what stood out from NFL quarterbacks in Week 3, from Brock Purdy's stellar play to Cam Ward's brutal INT.
Tech
The Amazon Fire TV interface and mobile app will get a dedicated hub for a more powerful Alexa+ this November.
The USB microphone comes in a new color, has updated audio controls and can even work with an iPhone or iPad.
The days of picking between Select, Plus and Max are over.
It will cost just $30 during the Prime Day deals event next week, and retail for $60 otherwise.
Apple's smart home hub with a six-inch display may finally be ready to go.
Starting at $1,400, the Samsung Galaxy Tab S12 Ultra is super expensive. But that's the price you'll have to pay for the best Android tablet.
The rental service is getting more social and more AI.
Not only can it keep tabs on your furball's location, it can monitor their motion and sleep too.
Any one of these gift ideas will make your favorite bookworm very happy, from e-readers and accessories to handy reading essentials.
Gaming online can seriously strain your internet connection, but the best gaming routers could give you the edge.
Apple Pay is now available in India, but it only supports cards by Axis Bank for now.
From outrage over Nolan Wells’ death to analysis of HBO Max’s Lanterns, Threads has transformed into a vital artery of the Black social media ecosystem.
Lost time. Lost jobs. Lost friends. Lost family. Lost lives. Our joint investigation reveals the system that has divided the West Bank and measures what it cost people to move through it.
The new America.gov chatbot will write you a remixed version of Minecraft's end poem, then deny ever doing it.
Learn what to look for when buying a kids’ mattress, plus how six top models stack up, according to my 2-year-old.
Docking stations expand what your laptop can do, and I’ve been testing the best of the best to see which you should buy.
Save 20% with an LG promo code today, plus up to $1,000 off appliances, 40% off bestselling TVs and monitors.
Save an extra 10% or 30% with Canon coupon codes, plus up to $1,600 on cameras, printers, and more this October 2026.
Gear up for the season with verified Fanatics coupons, free shipping codes, and student or military discounts on jerseys, hats, and team gear.
By sharing the same platform, the Sport gets the same specs as the classier Range Rover Electric, but with added torque at a smaller outlay.
Entertainment
An Israel-bound commercial flight was sent into chaos Wednesday morning when two pilots got into a violent confrontation during what officials are calling a "terror attack attempt." The madness unfolded at 1:20 AM Eastern Time when the Flydubai jet…
Here's the first look at an emotional scene from the upcoming Anna Nicole Smith biopic ... and it's dramatic. Abbie Cornish plays Anna Nicole in "Trust Me, I'm a Doctor" ... and in the clip, obtained by TMZ, she's crying in a hospital bed and…
Chantel Jeffries just turned 34 ... and she has our jaws on the floor! This birthday babe looks so good we simply had to celebrate with some hot shots. This darling DJ is a total stunner ... and she's been blessing our timelines with steamy snaps…
9:00pm PT -- Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Fiona died at home Tuesday. Our sources say authorities were called to the home at 12:10 am. Rob Lowe’s brother, Chad Lowe and his wife, Kim Painter, are mourning the devastating loss of their teenage…
The Cornell student at the center of a reopened criminal investigation told campus police, "I can say with 100% confidence I was raped" ... a detail that was not included in the district attorney's summary of the initial interview. CBS News New…
"Alaskan Bush People" star Gabriel Brown's wife, Raquell Brown, has filed for divorce after seven years of marriage. Raquell filed the paperwork September 22, claiming their marriage is "irretrievably broken," according to court docs obtained by Us…
LaMelo Ball's baby mama, Ana Montana, has found herself in some legal trouble in North Carolina ... TMZ has learned she's facing felony drug charges. Montana -- real name Analicia Chaves -- was arrested Monday in Mecklenburg County, according to…
Hayden Panettiere's family is backing her ex Wladimir Klitschko as he seeks legal guardianship of their daughter Kaya, telling TMZ they believe he's a devoted father who has Hayden's best interests at heart. Sources connected to the family tell TMZ…
'Love & Hip Hop' star Althea Heart has moved to the West Coast and launched a new career ... on OnlyFans, TMZ has learned. Sources tell TMZ Althea is the latest reality star to join the website, where people can charge monthly fees for…
Clavicular is using alleged texts sent by his alleged rape accuser to defend himself in court ... TMZ has learned. The influencer submitted a series of alleged messages sent by Aleksandra Vasilevna Mendoza, who claims the Looksmaxxing content…
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