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Ex-CNN host Don Lemon sat down with ABC's Jimmy Kimmel to discuss what transpired the night of his LA arrest, calling out the Trump administration for trying to "embarrass" him.
The government shutdown continues as House Republicans face a razor-thin majority to pass the bill that includes funding for the Pentagon, HUD and transportation programs.
NBC "Today" co-host Savannah Guthrie on Monday thanked her followers for offering their prayers for her mother, Nancy, who authorities say was possibly kidnapped from her home.
Attorney General Pam Bondi slams Don Lemon over Minnesota church protest incident, calling his actions "illegal" despite his journalism defense claims.
Planned Parenthood announced it has dropped its lawsuit against the Trump administration over Medicaid funding cuts to abortion providers.
San Francisco shuts down nine alleged drug and gambling dens disguised as convenience stores in downtown neighborhood Tenderloin, seizing weapons and stolen goods.
Hakeem Jeffries said Republicans "done eff'd up in Texas" on redistricting, predicting GOP will fall short of flipping five congressional seats in 2026.
Patriots quarterback Drake Maye ranked his wife Ann Michael's viral TikTok recipes ahead of the Super Bowl LX, with cinnamon roll snickerdoodles on top.
Trump administration's plan to end Haitian Temporary Protected Status halted by federal court. Judge Ana Reyes pauses Feb. 3 termination affecting 350,000 people.
Nearly $200,000 raised for Nassau County police officer Patricia Espinosa's family after she was allegedly killed by drunk driver on her way to work.
Satire
Starbucks is reintroducing tiers to its loyalty program as part of a bid to entice consumers to visit more often, with the company claiming the current system doesn’t properly reward its most loyal customers. What do you think?
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NEW YORK, NY — Actor Peter Dinklage was reportedly a wee bit annoyed and expressed slight disappointment that he received little praise from the general public after taking a short time to recite a small poem at an anti-ICE protest over the weekend.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A room full of pedophiles in attendance at Sunday night's Grammys ceremony defiantly protested Trump's deportation of pedophiles.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A tearful President Trump has reportedly issued a halt on all deportations and ordered the immediate withdraw of ICE from Minnesota after witnessing celebrities wear pins that said "ICE OUT" during the Grammys.
WASHINGTON—Insisting the terminated worker had violated the terms of her employment by leaking highly sensitive information, the White House announced Monday that longtime aide Sandra Wilton had been fired for telling Vice President JD Vance about an upcoming Super Bowl party. “It’s dif
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing the power of finally seeing themselves represented on screen, duos consisting of one tall man and one bald child publicly applauded the HBO series A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms Monday. “As a man of above-average stature whose best friend happens to be a hairless child, i
HOUSTON—Insisting he still believed in the dream that Americans from all circumstances could eventually become sexual deviants, conservative man Samuel Welker reportedly defended child molesters implicated in the Epstein files Monday in case he himself some day became a child molester. “Sure, I
U.S. — What had been expected to be a delightful lunch was thrown into chaos and threatened to destroy an entire day, as a local man's sandwich was completely ruined after not being cut into triangles.
ST. PAUL, MN — Governor Tim Walz has emerged from the den of the Governor's Mansion to declare that there will be six more weeks of rioting and fraud.
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U.S. — The political system in the United States took a sharp turn away from addressing practical issues facing the nation, as both the Republican and Democratic party platforms were replaced with lists of people they would arrest.
WASHINGTON—As concerns continue to mount regarding a potential decline in the president’s physical and mental health, the White House issued a statement Friday denying that a flickering, green Donald Trump was a hologram. Administration officials dismissed claims that the president had been wave
WASHINGTON—In the latest government disclosure about the late financier and convicted pedophile, officials from the Department of Justice announced Tuesday that they were releasing a Jeffrey Epstein fragrance. “The aroma of infatuation, the perfume of the forbidden…DOJ is proud to unveil its
Mark Platz, 51, passed unexpectedly Sunday. He is survived by his wife, his three children, and a massive secret collection of troubling pornography.
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Australia and France recently enacted social media bans for children, with other countries considering similar legislation. The Onion examines the pros and cons of restricting social media access for teens. PRO Easier to talk shit about them behind their back Prevents access to harmful material for
Sports
The Bucks have submitted counteroffers to teams aggressively seeking a trade for two-time MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo, sources told ESPN.
Asked about reports that he's expected to become the next head coach of the Raiders, Seahawks OC Klint Kubiak said his sole focus is on the Super Bowl.
Darryn Peterson was happy to finally finish a game for No. 11 Kansas, and the Jayhawks certainly needed the standout freshman at the end against No. 13 Texas Tech.
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said Monday that the league will take a closer a look at the Rooney Rule and all that it encompasses after an offseason hiring cycle that saw only one of 10 head-coaching jobs go to a minority candidate.
Six teams officially left their regional sports network, Main Street Sports, and joined Major League Baseball on Monday, essentially shedding their local-media contracts.
Patriots quarterback Drake Maye, who injured his right throwing shoulder in the AFC Championship Game, said he took his normal number of throws at practice Monday and that his recovery has "turned a corner" leading into Super Bowl LX against the Seahawks.
The Mariners acquired infielder/outfielder Brendan Donovan, a first-time All-Star last season, from the Cardinals.
Three Southern Alberta Mustangs junior hockey players -- JJ Wright, Cameron Casorso and Caden Fine -- were killed Monday morning in a vehicle crash while heading to practice.
Matt Miller goes two rounds deep in his latest mock. Which prospects rose after the Senior Bowl? Which teams need quarterbacks?
The LA Clippers and James Harden are exploring trades ahead of Thursday's deadline, with the Cavaliers one of the teams expressing interest.
Kansas freshman Darryn Peterson scored 19 points, including two 3-pointers in the final 1:20 for his only field goals of the second half, and the 11th-ranked Jayhawks overcame a late nine-point deficit to beat No. 13 Texas Tech 64-61
Sam Darnold discussed Bad Bunny, his time with the New York Jets and more at Super Bowl LX media night.
Super Bowl LX week kicked off Monday with Opening Night festivities. Here are a few takeaways.
The 2026 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is in full swing, and we're rounding up all the highlights here!
Drake Maye reminisced on his interaction with FOX Sports' Terry Bradshaw.
Henry McKenna offers insights on the Super Bowl QBs, head coaching hires and the title teams' lack of familiarity with each other.
Obed Vargas is set for a major step forward, leaving the Seattle Sounders to join Atletico Madrid.
Karim Benzema has completed a shock January transfer from Al-Ittihad to Saudi Pro League leaders Al-Hilal on deadline day.
The winter transfer window in Europe closed on Monday and as expected, Deadline Day was a quiet one for Americans on both sides of the Atlantic. Here are four takeaways.
Joel Klatt shared which five games are most likely to determine the Big Ten race in 2026.
Tech
The latest batch of Jeffrey Epstein files shed light on the convicted sex offender’s ties to Silicon Valley—and Peter Thiel’s exacting approach to food.
Anime fans won't be getting any respite from the streaming service price hikes that now feel inevitable on every platform every couple of years. Crunchyroll announced today that it will be increasing the monthly costs for all its plans by $2. That means the Fan tier will now run you $10 a month, the
By fusing SpaceX and xAI—which acquired X last year—Elon Musk tightens his grip over technologies that shape national security, social media, and artificial intelligence.
Moltbook bills itself as a social network for AI agents. That's a wacky enough concept in the first place, but the site apparently exposed the credentials for thousands of its human users. The flaw was discovered by cybersecurity firm Wiz, and its team assisted Moltbook with addressing the vulnerabi
Elon Musk’s SpaceX has acquired Musk’s xAI, the companies announced. The merger will “form the most ambitious, vertically-integrated innovation engine on (and off) Earth, with AI, rockets, space-based internet, direct-to-mobile device communications and the world’s foremost real-time informa
Ubisoft continues to raise eyebrows around how it is treating employees as it attempts a business overhaul. David Michaud-Cromp, a level design team lead at Ubisoft Montreal, said last week that he was suspended for three days without pay after voicing opposition to the company's return to office ma
Since March of 2025, the Department of Health and Human Services has been using tools from Palantir and the startup Credal AI to weed out perceived alignment with “DEI” or “gender ideology.”
France may take additional steps to prevent minors from accessing social media platforms. As its government advances a proposed ban on social media use for anyone under age 15, some leaders are already looking to add further restrictions. During an appearance on public broadcast service Franceinfo,
Like practically every other tech company under the sun, Mozilla has been jamming generative AI features into its products. The organization has now acknowledged that not everyone wants things like plagiarism machines chatbots in the Firefox sidebar, so it’s giving you the option to turn off all o
The Department of Justice has released more than 3 million documents and photos related to Jeffrey Epstein. Here’s who shows up from Big Tech the most often—and what the files reveal.
Sony's long-anticipated flagship WF-1000XM6 earbuds have leaked online, according to a report by The Walkman Blog and posts on Reddit. The retailer Power Buy posted a listing for the earbuds, complete with multiple photos and some specs.
Let's get to the specs. We don't know a lot, but the listing
WIRED’s favorite pet vacuum and our favorite purifier-heater are on steep discount right now.
Buying a good budget phone can be a challenge. High-end handsets continue to get more features, but on the other end of the spectrum, there are only so many things you can skimp on before a device becomes too compromised. With the Galaxy A17, Samsung is trying to balance both sides of that equation
ASUS ROG just announced the Kithara gaming headset, which is a device intended to bring "audiophile-grade sound" to gaming. It was developed in conjunction with manufacturer HiFiMan, a company that specializes in high-end audio devices.
The Kithara is the company's first open-back planar magnetic ga
Since last spring, OpenAI has offered Codex. What started life as the company's response to Claude Code is becoming something more sophisticated with the release of a new dedicated macOS app. At its most basic form, Codex is a programming agent capable of writing code for users, but now it can also
Yamaha’s simple setup and substantial subwoofer set it apart, especially on sale.
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Spice things up with our favorite sex toys, date-night boxes, and lingerie for every type of couple.
The influx of security personnel from around the world is sparking concern among Italians ahead of the Milano Cortina Olympic Games.
Chill out and watch all the hockey, skiing, and skating competitions through the whole month of February.
Entertainment
'TODAY' show anchor Savannah Guthrie is asking the public for prayers and hope after her 84-year-old mother -- Nancy -- has been missing from her home in Pima County, Arizona since yesterday morning. Guthrie took to social media with an emotional…
Bill and Hillary Clinton are going to answer questions under oath about Jeffrey Epstein. The Clintons agreed Monday to testify as part of the House Oversight Committee's investigation into Epstein, the convicted pedophile, who used to hang out with…
Erika Kirk wants the cards on the table when the guy charged with killing Charlie Kirk stands trial. According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Erika says any request to close court proceedings from the public eye should be denied. In other…
Fresh off Bad Bunny's anti-ICE statements at the Grammy Awards, Roger Goodell doesn't anticipate an encore during the Super Bowl Halftime Show ... telling reporters he feels the music superstar will use the stage to unite, not divide, the crowd.…
Kelly Clarkson is officially saying goodbye to daytime TV. NBCUniversal and Kelly announced Monday "The Kelly Clarkson Show" is ending after its current season ... bringing her seven-season run as a daytime talk show host to a close. Season 7 will…
Jarrell Miller went viral after an uppercut knocked the toupee off his head in the middle of his boxing match at Madison Square Garden, but the incident might not be the worst thing ... 'cause he tells TMZ Sports his DMs have been flooded with…
Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner aren't together anymore, but she still lives rent-free in his music ... at least judging by a new song lyric that mentions Kylie's exact boob size. In a feature on Don Toliver's new track "Rosary," Travis raps, "She…
Cedric the Entertainer isn’t staying quiet over Donald Trump’s freakout about Trevor Noah’s Epstein Island joke at last night's Grammys ... he's calling out the president for dishing out insults, but not being able to take them! TMZ caught up…
5:24 PM PT -- Pima County Sheriff Chris Nanos tells TMZ ... Savannah Guthrie's mother was taken from her bed. Another bombshell in the case of Savannah Guthrie's missing mother ... police tell TMZ Nancy Guthrie was taken by force from her Arizona…
3:37 PM PT -- NFL commissioner Roger Goodell was just asked about Tisch's emails ... and he stopped short of calling it a full-blown investigation into the matter. The NFL is breaking its silence on the emails between New York Giants co-owner Steve…
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