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President Trump's Operation Epic Fury against Iran represents America First policy aimed at preventing nuclear weapons and securing energy dominance.
Chronic smoke exposure, sleep loss and stress raise heart and cancer risks for firefighters. Doctors reveal small lifestyle changes to boost longevity.
The Buffalo Sabres edged the Tampa Bay Lightning, 8-7, in a slugfest that saw the teams earn more than 100 penalty minutes in a crucial Eastern Conference matchup.
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The Boston Terriers' men's basketball season remained intact on Sunday as the team came up clutch in the final moments of a game against the Navy Midshipmen.
Anti-York sentiment grows as Princess Beatrice and Eugenie face questions about keeping their royal titles amid former Prince Andrew's ongoing scandals, experts warn.
North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis criticized White House adviser Stephen Miller for his hardline approach to immigration and called him an "embarrassment."
Nancy Guthrie, mother of Today's Savannah Guthrie, remains missing after suspected abduction from Tucson home. $1.2 million reward offered as search continues.
How Iran's $4 billion weapons supply to Russia crumbles as U.S. strikes target the regime behind deadly Shahed drones terrorizing Ukrainian civilians.
Trump's Middle East strategy challenges conventional wisdom on regime change as Operation Epic Fury demonstrates new foreign policy approach to Iran.
Satire
NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has strongly condemned New Yorkers for making Muslims throw improvised explosive devices at them.
HOUSTON, TX — Out of a job after his primary defeat, Dan Crenshaw has officially joined up with the crew of the infamous "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything."
VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo issued a forceful condemnation of the Allied Forces resorting to violence instead of simply talking things out with the Nazis.
Kristi Noem was fired from her post as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security and will be replaced by Senator Markwayne Mullin (R-OK), the embattled Noem’s exit following intense public backlash to her handling of Trump’s immigration crackdown and mishandling of department funds. What
WASHINGTON—Characterizing her new role in the middle of an Iowa corn field as a better fit for her skill set, the White House announced Friday that former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem had been reassigned as a scarecrow at the USDA. “While she clearly struggled in her prior position, w
WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay their son’s cell phone bill if he dies at war. “You may be grieving at first, but, believe m
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Longtime Justice Department employee Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Washington, D.C., was arrested and charged in a child pornography case and is facing federal criminal charges in Maryland. What do you think?
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Voting in local elections is key to democracy. The Onion shares tips for researching candidates on the ballot in your community. First, learn the name of the town or city you live in, and ideally the state as well. Decide exactly how important it is to you that your vote is informed. Ensure your p
NEW YORK—Jeopardizing the fate of what could be a landmark federal antitrust trial, U.S. prosecutors were reportedly unable to attend the Live Nation trial Friday after scalpers bought every ticket. “Ah, shit, I promised my daughter I was going to prosecute Live Nation for her birthday,” said
LONDON—Faced with continuing public outrage over the former prince’s ties to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, the British royal family on Friday quietly removed Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s popular line of salad dressings from stores. “For decades, British consumers have associated Andre
WASHINGTON—Having abandoned his pledge not to let construction interfere with the plane’s existing structure or aerodynamic design, President Donald Trump defended on Thursday his decision to add a “magnificent” neoclassical ballroom to Air Force One. Trump, who appeared dismissive of photos
Statistically speaking, not every wedding is going to be magical.
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Sports
Fulham and USMNT left back Antonee Robinson favors a move to Liverpool over Manchester United. Transfer Talk has the latest.
The final week was a fun one, with some late shockers. Here's who feels great now -- and who might not.
True to form, the early conference tournaments have provided upsets and some unexpected champions.
Texas locked up the No. 3 overall seed, Duke moved to a No. 2 and West Virginia should host NCAA tournament games.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
F1 preseason has been dominated by criticism of its new rules, and while Australia's season opener boasted lots of passing, the critiques didn't stop.
Everything you need to know as the road to the women's Frozen Four has been set.
Ryan Blaney completed a Team Penske sweep at Phoenix Raceway by winning the Cup Series race Sunday.
No. 15 West Virginia avenged two regular-season losses to No. 10 TCU by beating the reigning Big 12 tournament champion 62-53 in the conference title game Sunday.
Chris Ashby made 10 3-pointers and scored 34 points to lead Queens University to an NCAA berth in its first year of eligibility with a 98-93 win over Central Arkansas in the Atlantic Sun tournament.
Entering the Big Ten tournament, the Hawkeyes remain in good position despite six losses in eight games.
FOX Sports' Casey Jacobsen shares his latest men's college hoops rankings, with Florida and Virginia climbing.
Sergiño Dest appears set to miss the United States’ pre-World Cup friendlies after he hurt his left hamstring.
The historic Old Firm rivalry erupted into chaos following a dramatic Scottish Cup quarterfinal clash at Ibrox.
Here's what happened on Sunday, March 8, in the 2026 World Baseball Classic.
Blaney picked up the first Penske victory of the NASCAR season and made it an INDYCAR-Cup sweep in Phoenix for the organization.
The 2026 Big Ten Men's Basketball Tournament is right around the corner, and we've got you covered with everything to know.
FOX Sports' Michael Cohen shares his takeaways from Michigan's 90-80 win over Michigan State on Sunday.
"We fought through it," Tyler Reddick said about NASCAR's Phoenix race after his win streak was snapped.
Jalen Carter getting traded? Jaelan Phillips staying in Philly? Here are the latest rumors on the Eagles.
Tech
Hatch’s sunrise alarm clock is popular for a reason, and it’s on sale this week. An older-model sound machine for babies is on sale too.
Donald Trump has ordered the release of files related to aliens, UAP, and UFOs. If previous disclosures are any indication, get ready for a letdown.
These tech-packed beds can adjust firmness, track your sleep, and regulate temperature automatically. Based on my testing, here's what's worth the investment.
The MAHA movement is recasting the term—developed in the 1980s to help protect patients against paternalistic medicine—in service of its own agenda.
VCs are betting that artificial intelligence will disrupt nearly every industry in the world. Are they prepared for it to disrupt their own?
The hype for Gang of Dragon, the debut game from Nagoshi Studio, may already be getting derailed. According to a Bloomberg report, Chinese tech giant NetEase is going to stop financing Nagoshi Studio starting in May. Bloomberg confirmed the news with the studio's employees and a NetEase spokesperson
There could be even more 3D-printed Apple products coming in the future. According to Bloomberg's Mark Gurman, Apple is exploring ways to 3D print aluminum to make the manufacturing processes for iPhones and Apple Watches more efficient.
Gurman reported that this new production process could specifi
OpenAI's robotics hardware lead is out. Caitlin Kalinowski, who oversaw hardware within the robotics division of OpenAI, posted on X that she was resigning from her role, while criticizing the company's haste in partnering with the Department of Defense without investigating proper guardrails. OpenA
Boosting internet speeds around your home is easy with Ethernet cables, and these tips will help you keep things neat.
Laptop batteries lag in performance as they age. But you can slow down their deterioration by tweaking your Mac’s charging settings.
Say goodbye to disposable headphones with Fender’s customizable and replaceable parts.
From mattresses to sateen sheets, these exclusive deals on my personal picks can help you upgrade your sleep for less.
Bialetti’s timeless design doesn’t just look good. It makes an incredible cup that’s perfect to keep you awake through the time change.
Here comes another disappointment for ChatGPT users. As first reported by Sources' Alex Heath, OpenAI is yet again delaying its "adult mode" for ChatGPT. A company spokesperson told Heath that "we're pushing out the launch of adult mode so we can focus on work that is a higher priority for more user
When NASA crashed a spacecraft into the asteroid moonlet Dimorphos in 2022, it altered both Dimorphos' orbit around its parent asteroid, Didymos, and the two objects' orbit around the sun, according to new research. NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) said in a press release that this "marks the
Following in the footsteps of Australia, Indonesia will be the latest country to limit social media usage for children under 16. Meutya Hafid, Indonesia's communication and digital affairs minister, announced that a new government regulation will require "high-risk" platforms to delete any accounts
Roblox has launched a feature powered by AI that can rephrase inappropriate language in real time. The online game has been using AI filters to block out any language that goes against its policy for a while now, but it has been replacing censored chats with a series of hash signs (####). Roblox adm
It’s a busy time for the reviews team and Engadget, and with Apple announcing new devices this week, we aren’t letting up any time soon. New products from Samsung, Dell, Google and ASUS headline the roundup this time, and we’ve got a few unique items to discuss as well. Read on to catch up on
There is so much to love about Dell's new XPS 14, it's hard for me to discuss it without sounding like a total fanboy. Its new design makes it incredibly thin and light. And Intel's Panther Lake chips give it a ton of power, even when it comes to games. After reviving the XPS brand from last year's
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. We've got a lot of new and upcoming games to highlight this week, and those are on top of all of our coverage of the Nintendo Indie World stream the other day. Nintendo packed a lot of news into that 18-minute stream, includin
Entertainment
Doja Cat is joining the chorus of people slamming Timothee Chalamet over his controversial comments about opera and ballet. The hip hop star posted a TikTok video Sunday to address the issue, kicking things off by noting opera and ballet are…
Floyd Mayweather's decision to unretire has some fans believing the 50-0 fighter is running out of money ... but Shawn Porter tells TMZ Sports he's not broke ... he just can't stay away from the sport he loves. We spoke with Porter -- who retired…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. If you're still a Barbie girl living in a Barbie world, then you know it's about to be the best day of the year. This National Barbie Day, celebrate by watching the…
Before this cool kid in his jersey turned into a professional football player, he was just the star athlete of his high school's football, basketball and track teams ... He played college ball at Texas A&M, and he's currently a Tampa Bay…
Country music star Maren Morris is speaking her mind about what she sees as the failures of the Trump administration, and she doesn't care if she loses fans over it. According to Maren Morris, if you supported Donald Trump in his presidential…
Dr. Eva Andersson-Dubin -- a renowned physician at Mount Sinai hospital as well as a former model -- was featured prominently in the Epstein files ... and now the hospital is turning over every leaf to get to the bottom of the nature of their…
A woman was taken into custody Sunday afternoon after firing multiple rounds from her vehicle toward Rihanna's house ... TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us the suspect -- described as a female around 30 years old -- drove up near the…
We caught up with this music producer and songwriter in 2023, just months before he reportedly began dating the love of his life ... can you guess who he is? This Grammy-nominated artist was over the moon when we talked to him in L.A. -- not…
Now, this is heavy! Michael J. Fox posted a pic with his beloved "Back to the Future" costar, Christopher Lloyd, sharing a reunion more than 40 years in the making. That's right ... it's been more than 40 years since Doc Brown sent Marty McFly back…
Jessica Alba and Joe Burrow are not dating despite social media rumors linking the two after they were spotted in Las Vegas ... TMZ has learned. Posts circulating on X claim the actress and Bengals QB are a new couple after being seen together at 2…
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