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From sturdy footwear to bug spray and bottles, gear up for adventure with these must-have items to help prepare your kids for a successful summer camp season.
A California professor has been arrested for allegedly throwing a tear gas canister at ICE agents during a massive raid at cannabis farm last week where agitators also hurled rocks at law enforcement vehicles.
Former Obama aide Dan Pfeiffer ripped Andrew Cuomo's campaign video as not compelling as the former governor takes on Zohran Mamdani in November.
Kai Trump shares the special bond with grandfather Donald Trump through golf, crediting him for teaching perseverance as she prepares to play at the University of Miami.
A panel of federal judges declined to permanently appoint John Sarcone, who recently claimed he was attacked by an illegal immigrant in Albany, New York.
The House voted unanimously to rename a nature preserve in Texas after a girl allegedly slain by illegal immigrants.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy taps a new prime minister amid a government shakeup as the country continues its fourth year of war against Russia.
Actor Ari’el Stachel described feeling uncomfortable admitting to his Jewish roots in public and hoped NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani can address his concerns.
Roman Reigns made his return to WWE on Monday night to save CM Punk from a beatdown by Bron Breakker and Bronson Reed after a gauntlet match.
Chicago Sky All-Star Angel Reese notched her ninth consecutive double-double, but it was a poor pass that caught the attention of sports fans on social media.

Satire
After losing hundreds of staff members to federal layoffs, FEMA faces a number of potential budget cuts that would further affect the government’s ability to respond to crises in the future. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the Federal Emergency Management Agency. 10:00 a.m. to
The very first of the famed Hermès Birkin handbags, made for the late actress, musician, and model Jane Birkin, sold for $10.1 million, claiming the title of the most valuable handbag ever to be sold at auction. The post Jane Birkin’s Original Birkin Bag Sells At Auction For $10 Million appeared
WASHINGTON—In a sudden escalation of his feud with the American-born, Ireland-based former talk show host, President Donald Trump announced Monday he had signed an executive order allocating $175 billion to build an anti–Rosie O’Donnell defense system across the entire United States. “We’r
WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from society’s widespread disdain for pedophilia. “It’s time to just accept that some people like h
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — To avoid further controversy over her unorthodox lines of questioning and uninformed opinions on Supreme Court cases, Chief Justice John Roberts reportedly gave Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson a Magnadoodle to keep her busy during oral arguments.
SZCZECIN — A Europe that was already on the brink of war seemed poised to boil over into chaos on Monday, as news broke that Elmo had led a division of Panzer tanks across the Polish border.
SACRAMENTO, CA — A piece of the Golden State's heritage was lost today, as the iconic grizzly bear that had adorned the California state flag announced that he had officially moved to Texas.
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ — In what political experts said was a bold move to reach across ideological boundaries, President Donald Trump honored the gay community by attending a soccer match.
Mattel introduced its first Barbie representing a person with Type 1 diabetes, part of a wider effort from the toy maker to increase inclusivity among its dolls. What do you think? The post Mattel Introduces First Barbie With Diabetes appeared first on The Onion.
TATOOINE — Despite rumors circulating that the infamous gangster had transformed his look with the help of the trendy weight-loss drug, the now 150-pound Jabba the Hutt issued a public statement denying the use of Ozempic.
Haim will begin touring this fall to promote I Quit, their fourth studio album. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the band. Genre: 2013 Members: Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas Attitude: Starting to get mad Awards: 4 NME awards, 1 Brit award, and 1 J.D. Power Award for Best Compact Car P
WASHINGTON—In the latest of a series of escalations in President Donald Trump’s highly publicized war on “woke,” the U.S. Department of Justice reportedly removed all mentions of justice from its website Friday. The purge follows a directive from the DOJ last week to roll back pro-justice pr
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This reasonably priced two-bedroom offers homebuyers the exciting chance to help push out the working-class residents who have called the neighborhood home for generations. The post Fantastic Displacement Opportunity appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—In a landmark piece of legislation that disgusted supporters said was long overdue, Congress passed a law Thursday banning women from leaving the house without makeup. “For too long, Americans have lived in fear of walking outside and encountering the unthinkable—a natural-looking

Sports
With 25 NFL seasons in the books since 2000, let's pick the 25 best teams. How many Patriots, Eagles and Chiefs squads make the list?
Mariners star and MLB home run leader Cal Raleigh became the first catcher to win the Home Run Derby on Monday night.
Stu Sternberg has agreed in principle to a $1.7 billion deal to sell the Rays to a group led by a Florida-based developer Patrick Zalupski.
Brewers rookie Jacob Misiorowski, whose inclusion on the National League All-Star roster has created a stir, said Monday that he wasn't offended by the criticism over his selection.
Fauja Singh, who became the oldest man to run a full marathon in 2011 at age 100, has died at age 114 after being hit by a car at his native village in Punjab.
Eagles coach Nick Sirianni offered a pointed response to the notion that quarterback Jalen Hurts was along for the ride during Philadelphia's Super Bowl run last season, calling it "bulls---."
The Jets and wide receiver Garrett Wilson reached agreement on a four-year, $130 million contract extension that includes $90 million guaranteed, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Monday.
Valkyries coach Natalie Nakase didn't hold back after her team's game against the Mercury on Monday night was decided by a last-second free throw following a questionable foul call.
Philadelphia 76ers star Paul George underwent an arthroscopic procedure on his left knee Monday to treat an injury suffered during a recent workout.
Not to be outdone by Wrexham's Hollywood glamour, Swansea City enlisted Snoop Dogg to unveil their new jersey and take a shot at their Welsh rivals.
Los Angeles Angels’ Mike Trout crushed a 484-foot solo home run against the San Francisco Giants.
Minnesota Twins’ Byron Buxton hit a 479-foot three-run homer against the Texas Rangers.
Oakland Athletics’ Denzel Clarke hit a 471-foot two-run home run against the San Francisco Giants.
Logan O'Hoppe ripped a 470-foot home run that gave the Los Angeles Angels a 2-0 lead over the Oakland Athletics.
Former Braves players Freddie Freeman and Max Fried are emotional about returning to Atlanta for the 2025 MLB All-Star Game.
Cal Raleigh will play for the U.S. at next year's World Baseball Classic, joining Aaron Judge, Paul Skenes and Bobby Witt Jr.
MLB has been experimenting with the automated ball-strike system and will use it in an All-Star Game for the first time this summer.
A judge has found probable cause after Browns rookie Quinshon Judkins was arrested on a charge of battery and domestic violence.
Mariners' Cal Raleigh has started the 2025 season on a historic, MVP-caliber pace.

Tech
John Wick Hex, a stylish and well-received game based on the John Wick movies, will soon no longer be available to purchase. In a statement on the title’s Steam page, publisher Big Fan Games says it will be delisted from all platforms on July 17. After that date, the publisher said, those who have
Searching for the best yoga mat to help deepen your flow, master tree pose, and discover the meaning of life? For two of the three, we’ve got you covered.
Forget the iPad. Catch up on your favorite shows in bed with one of these Android-powered slates.
Your college years are typically thought of as some of the best of your life, but they can be hard to enjoy to the fullest if you're worried about paying for the essentials like food, textbooks, supplies and, if you're lucky, the occasional evening out with friends. With everything going up in price
NVIDIA will be able to start selling its H20 AI GPU to China again soon after gaining approval to do so from the US government, the company announced in a blog post. Earlier this year, the company was blocked from selling the H20 to China over concerns it could aid the nation's military.  "NVIDIA i
Keeping baby bottles clean and sterilized is a chore. We tested automatic bottle washers to see if they're worth buying.
Be extra careful where you buy your used Nintendo Switch game cards. A Switch 2 owner posted on Reddit about how their account was banned after downloading patches for a few Switch game cards they'd bought from Facebook Marketplace. The Switch 2 user contacted Nintendo support and discovered they we
Certified kitchen knife nerd Scott Heimendinger used a robot arm on multiple chef’s knives to collect 100,000 data points about which blades cut most efficiently. He’s ranked them from best to worst.
If you haven’t seen a box spring in a while, it’s not your imagination—a mattress expert breaks down when you might need this dinosaur of the sleep world.
First Google and Facebook, then the world. Under Trump 2.0, US statecraft is starting to mimic the worst tendencies of Big Tech.
If you're looking to get fit, sleep better or just keep a closer eye on your health, a fitness wearable is a great place to start. Whether you're into intense workouts or just want to hit your step goal each day, the best fitness trackers available today can offer loads of helpful features, from sle
It’s been a little over a year since Form released its second-generation smart swim goggles into the world. Since then, the company has been working on a way to ensure its headgear is even more attractive to swimmers who like to get out in the rough. Today, it’s announcing the Smart Swim 2 Pro,
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YouTube has clarified its rules about repetitious content and your favorite reaction video channel won't be impacted. Earlier this month, the platform said it would be changing its rules for monetization in an effort to address AI-generated materials, but didn't include many specifics, which led man
ByteDance, the parent company of TikTok, is reportedly working on mixed reality goggles, The Information reports. The in-development device is designed to layer digital objects over your view of the real world, and is supposed to compete directly with Meta's upcoming mixed reality products. The gogg
Meta is going after creators who rip off other users' content as part of a broader effort to fix Facebook's feed. In its latest update, the company laid out new steps it's taking to penalize accounts that lift work from others. In a blog post for creators, Meta says that accounts that "repeatedly" a
Anthropic's Claude can now create and edit designs with visual studio Canva from within an AI chat. This integration is powered by a Canva server that uses Anthropic's Model Context Protocol, or MCP. Claude can use Canvas's tools to generate a design or search for materials within a user's Canva wor
Pockets of Donald Trump’s most loyal base are increasingly angry at what they view as the administration’s failure to fulfill its promises.
General Motors’ homemade version of the low-cost power option favored by China’s auto industry will hit three years before its super-energy-dense tech arrives—and could bring affordable US EVs sooner.

Entertainment
Swin Cash is all-in on the WNBA coming back to Detroit ... telling TMZ Sports the city and its fans deserve it -- no matter what the haters say!! We spoke with the three-time champion at the Taylor vs. Serrano fight on Friday ... and asked her…
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Before this cool kid in his leather jacket was playing a silly teenager and pop star, he was just swoopin' his hair back, rough housin' with his 4 siblings -- two of whom are also in the entertainment biz -- and growing up in Denver, Colorado. In…
David Kaff — best known for his role as keyboardist Viv Savage in the iconic film, "This is Spinal Tap," has died. Kaff's band, "Mutual of Alameda’s Wild Kingdom," posted an announcement on Facebook, saying he died peacefully in his sleep, but…
Forget Travis and Jason Kelce singing Bob Seger ... now there's new video of Ray Romano singing karaoke at the same celebrity golf tournament ... and he's covering some Eminem!!! The comedian grabbed the mic and took the stage at the American…
Brit Eady has officially closed the door on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" after a single and highly dramatic season. The reality star announced her departure in an Instagram post Monday, writing, "I decided to walk away from something that no…
Kim Carnes is explaining how she really feels about JoJo Siwa's cover of her hit song, "Bette Davis Eyes" ... and only TMZ has her full statement. Kim tells TMZ ... "When I first saw my original performance placed side-by-side—and then layered on…
5:10 PM PT -- A judge granted Aida's request for a temporary restraining order but denied her request for temporary sole custody of their two children. Columbus Short's wife says he's been roughing her up for years ... and she's got photos of her…
Kylie and Kendall Jenner were noticeably absent from their half-brother Brody Jenner's wedding this weekend -- but there’s no family feud behind the decision ... TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell us both sisters were invited to…
"Love Island USA" may have wrapped, but the sparks are still flying as the cast turned an airport in Fiji into one last love-fest before heading home. Catch the clips making the rounds on social -- fans at Nadi International Airport went wild as…

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