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Republican Sen. Roger Marshall and Democrat Adam Hamilton clashed over Trump, transgender athletes and AI in a heated Kansas Senate debate on Wednesday.
The Supreme Court allowed New Hampshire to reject student IDs at the polls ahead of midterm elections, warning of voter confusion too close to an election.
Attorney General Todd Blanche refused to rule out Department of Justice intervention in midterm election certification, citing hypothetical "doomsday" scenarios.
Caleb Williams threw for 308 yards and two TDs in the Chicago Bears' 30-24 win over the New England Patriots, improving to an impressive 5-2 record.
A Utah man allegedly threatened to blow up a synagogue, and a search of his home uncovered six improvised explosive pipe bombs and rifles, officials say.
Rhamondre Stevenson's 48-yard touchdown as time expired stunned Soldier Field, with only a 4.3% chance of scoring on the play against the Chicago Bears.
Todd Benzinger, the first baseman who caught the final out of the Cincinnati Reds' 1990 World Series sweep over the Oakland Athletics, died at 63.
Marshall Faulk revealed his Parkinson's disease diagnosis on a podcast, describing hand rigidity and tremors he's managed with medication for over a year.
Charles Barkley roasted Aaron Rodgers' bitter farewell tour, vowing his own TV retirement will be about gratitude rather than burning bridges.
Video captures New Jersey Republican Mayor Matthew Bianchini lunging at a resident during a Pemberton Township council meeting before being restrained.
Satire
With Representative Ilhan Omar seemingly unsure about whether she accidentally married her brother, millions of women have been left asking themselves a difficult question: Am I married to my brother? Don't worry. We'll help you sort this out.
U.S. — Fans are reportedly more excited than ever for the 2026 World Series, eager to sit down and watch a compelling matchup between Not the Dodgers and Not the Yankees.
SAN FRANCISCO—Immediately reconsidering her decision to treat herself to a little spending spree upon seeing how much it would cost, local woman Christina Rogers reportedly scrapped her plan to splurge Thursday on account of the price. “I told myself I was going to reward my hard work this week
OPHRAH — Before going into battle, Gideon, the son of Joash the Abiezrite, reportedly asked for a third sign to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that the Lord was with him: for a wet fleece to be turned into a tank.
PROVO, UT — Entrepreneur and LDS missionary Ricardo Lopez has begun selling residential solar panels to homeowners who aren't interested in talking about God.
EDEN — Asked by God whether she had consumed fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, Eve replied, "Not to my knowledge."
DAVENPORT, IA—In a shocking and distressing display of self-centered behavior on “this day of all days,” the grown children of Lynn Sullivan confirmed Thursday that their mom was making her birthday entirely about her. “It’s just ‘me, me, me,’ with her today. Unbelievable,” said 19-y
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an interview with MS NOW last night, Representative Ilhan Omar explained that she didn't know that she had married her brother as they were separated at birth to be hidden from their father, Darth Vader.
You Can See Everything, a documentary that follows Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes in the month before her prison sentence, has debuted to critical acclaim. The Onion sat down with Holmes to discuss what’s new. The Onion : Can we get you anything before starting? Elizabeth Holmes: I would love
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump proudly boasted of his 36% approval rating this week, prompting aides to pull him aside and explain that approval ratings are not at all like golf scores.
An Ohio woman sued a hospital after surgeons there allegedly amputated the wrong leg, mistakenly removing her left leg instead of the intended right. What do you think?
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NEW ORLEANS—In an effort to boost attendance and reach new fans, the New Orleans Pelicans announced Tuesday an upcoming “Basketball Night” promotion honoring the popular sport. “Fans at the game on Mar. 11 will not only get to see their hometown Pelicans, but they’ll also get a chance to
Gen. Randy George, the Army chief of staff since ousted by Defense Secretary Hegseth, warned of critically low stockpiles of U.S. interceptor missiles two months before the Iran War started, estimating the shortage would last until 2030. What do you think?
The post Fired General Warned Of Missile Sh
Beyond its laws and leaders, what has allowed the United States to prosper for so long is the unique physiology of its most ardent citizens. Here is a complete diagram of a patriot's brain.
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With the election fast approaching, the stakes for democracy couldn’t be clearer. We’re deciding the fate of our country for the next two years. Because of that, some voters will base their decisions purely on party. Others have specific issues in mind. But for me there’s only one issue that m
SALT LAKE CITY—Emphasizing that the ban on electronic recording devices was a rule, not a suggestion, singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers reportedly sent a warning to fans at the Delta Center on Wednesday by executing a phone on stage. “Well, well, well, what do we have here?” said Bridgers, hol
Sports
LeBron James responded to President Trump's criticism by calling it a "slow news day at the office."
Marshall Faulk said that in discussing his illness in a podcast appearance Wednesday, "I want to help as many people as I can."
Bears kicker Cairo Santos walked away from Thursday's win over the Patriots a hero despite being haunted by a fourth-quarter miss.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's historic streak of 20-point games ended Thursday night when he finished with 17 in a 96-84 win over the Nuggets.
In a bit of a curveball, the Rays will start Nick Martinez, not staff ace Drew Rasmussen, in Game 1 of the World Series against the Brewers.
James London kicked a 40-yard field goal in overtime to give Appalachian State the win Thursday night and leave just five unbeaten teams in the FBS.
The 6-9 Cooper Black is listed 2 inches taller than the goalies who previously held the mark -- Ben Bishop, Ivan Fedotov, Mads Sogaard and Mikko Koskinen.
As the Colts plot their next moves after firing GM Chris Ballard, a source told ESPN that several teams would be open to a potential trade for Jonathan Taylor.
Through 120 games, there were 34 games with one or more fights, up over the last two seasons (25 and 26).
Thirteen years after helping turn soccer's biggest rivalry into must-see chaos, Real Madrid coach José Mourinho returns to face Barcelona in El Clásico with something to prove
Two of the NFL's best young quarterbacks were on full display on Thursday night, when Caleb Williams' Bears beat Drake Maye's Patriots.
Christian Yelich earned the 'C' he wears on his jersey long before being named the Brewers captain.
Beyond his triple-digit heat, here's what sticks out most to the hitters who have seen NL Cy Young favorite Jacob Misiorowski.
The Brewers can turn up the power when necessary, but the 2026 Crew is built on small ball.
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Check out Will Hill's five-leg parlay, featuring a Seattle win over Kansas City and a barnburner in Atlanta.
Los Angeles Rams wide receiver Puke Nacua leaves practice early on Thursday with a calf injury.
Tech
Warhound came out of stealth on Wednesday with $200 million in funding and a mission to create “elite working dogs” equipped with "advanced body armor."
Although the case is considered exceptional, investigators are working to determine how the infection occurred and whether the pathogen played a role in the patient’s death.
Publisher Pantaloon says the Playbill won't feature games that use generative AI in any way.
Spotify is trying to make some Premium Family members prove they live at the same address.
My Google Home Speaker had been burning through more data than all the rest of my devices combined. As I looked into it further, I found other smart home devices that had the same problem.
It's the first state to sue the social media company on these allegations.
WIRED spoke with the founders of the Aged Intelligence Society, a fast-growing events startup that brings women together to “solve midlife problems using frontier tools.”
'Mass Effect: Universe' looks like it would have focused on a new protagonist and series favorite Liara T'Soni.
This week on “Uncanny Valley,” we go behind the scenes of our Nathan Fielder cover story, unpack tech billionaires’ generous promises, and discuss the suspicious letters sent to US election offices.
BMW's latest EV will do over 450 miles on a charge and even close its own doors.
A fan-built model of the Alive tour pyramid got the green light to become a real product.
The organization is prioritizing an AI browser called Dia.
Profile links to third-party platforms have also arrived on the social network.
The service still offers a library of books, magazines and comics, and now includes a larger selection of audiobooks.
The Anker Soundcore Space 2 are a good deal even at full price. The fact they’re 18 percent off is just icing on the cake.
Sources at several banks have indicated that they have been taking actions independent of user instructions.
Ancient plants reveal that the vestiges of the North American ice sheet started expanding a few thousand years ago, but that climate change caused it to reverse course.
Apple’s Mac Mini M4 is one of the best mini computers you can buy, and it’s $150 off. While it’s a good deal on a new, older-generation model, it’s more expensive than it was at launch.
The Fellow Aiden Precision Coffee Maker is a smart, high-end machine that offers pour-over quality. You can get it refurbished from the brand for 25 percent off.
Step one in convincing people to live with robots with cameras on their faces? Disguise them as cute home decor.
Entertainment
RAF 14 hasn't even started yet ... but Dillon Danis and Arman Tsarukyan are already fighting. Things got wild during a news conference Thursday, when Danis decided to show a T-shirt he was wearing, mocking Tsarukyan's teammate, Khamzat Chimaev.…
Influencer Manuel Otto reportedly died by setting himself on fire during his livestream. According to local outlet PNP, the person who died in an attic apartment fire at Breitbrunn am Chiemsee is believed to be the 30-year-old owner of the…
Looks like Dorinda Medley might need Andy Cohen to mediate this fight with her neighbor ... 'cause the neighbor's firing back over the housewife’s lawsuit! According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Dorinda's neighbor is denying claims that she's…
Gypsy Rose Blanchard is letting the world know that she believes Ken Urker didn't commit suicide ... and she's standing ten toes down on that. Gypsy Rose updated the anti-cyberbully petition she launched in the wake of Ken's death ... mentioning…
6:24 PM PT -- Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the passenger has been identified as Jerome Anixter, a 60-year-old Brooklyn man, who was arrested and charged with assault, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and obstructing governmental…
Jack Doherty allegedly called influencer Corinna Kopf an "OnlyFans whore" before a wild Halloween party fight in 2023 ... so says a man who claims Jack's bodyguard slugged him on video. Here's the deal ... Chase Gardella -- the man suing Jack and…
Tyler Cameron says he and his fiancée aren't one and done when it comes to kids ... telling us they want a BIG family. We caught up with the reality star Thursday after he turned an episode of "Dancing with the Stars" into a pregnancy announcement…
Todd and Julie Chrisley's son, Grayson Chrisley, claims he got tested for drugs and alcohol after his 2022 car crash … and now he's trying to block the man suing him from seeing his medical and testing records ... TMZ has learned. Patrick…
Tyreek Hill's estranged wife is demanding he fork over proof of his parenting plan, scheduling, and custody arrangements as part of their ongoing divorce ... TMZ has learned. In court docs, obtained by TMZ, Tyreek's estranged wife, Keeta Vaccaro,…
The sober living facility where Presley Gerber died is losing employees and residents in the wake of his death ... TMZ has learned. Multiple sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... they believe at least 4 employees have quit Resolutions…
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