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The Halpin family's Virgin Mary statue survived the 2025 Los Angeles wildfires, and their viral hymn around it became a powerful symbol of hope and resilience.
Justin Wrobleski faces Matthew Boyd as the Los Angeles Dodgers and Chicago Cubs meet following their blockbuster MLB trade deadline acquisitions.
Sharyn Alfonsi and Scott Pelley join Columbia Journalism School after clashing with CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss over "60 Minutes" changes.
Dramatic video shows Ohio shoplifting suspect Kaamil O'Berry leaping onto a woman's car on I-75 and clinging to her windshield during a police chase.
Terrion Arnold faces life in prison on armed robbery and kidnapping charges as the Detroit Lions lament losing their former first-round cornerback.
Trump's executive order creates a Military Spouse Commission chaired by Jennifer Hegseth to address childcare, housing, employment and healthcare.
Jim Jordan and Bryan Steil demand documents from New Jersey on federal voting law compliance after 6,600 noncitizens were added to voter rolls.
A 14-year-old Montana rancher lassoed a drowning man from the Yellowstone River after a rafting accident, using cowboy skills he recently learned.
New Hanover County investigators say a couple found dead in their Wilmington home died in a murder-suicide one day after their 40th wedding anniversary.
Michael Thorbjornsen fired a bogey-free 63 to win the Rocket Classic, while Patrick Cantlay's puzzling strategy on a drivable par 4 raised eyebrows.
Satire
Several schools across the U.S. are deploying pepper spray-dispensing drones in an effort to combat school shootings, an approach inspired by the success of drones in Ukraine’s war effort. What do you think?
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NASHVILLE, TN — Podcast host Candace Owens explained to listeners that only the most highly-trained commandos could execute the crawling technique being shown as she played a video of a six-month-old baby inching across the floor.
MIAMI, FL — After a bit of reflection, local man Dave Christensen decided that perhaps it would be best to pass on this year's Islamic car show.
AUGUSTA, ME — The Democratic Party of Maine explained to voters that they can do "no rape" or "no incest", but not both.
WASHINGTON—Saying the convenience of the quick but nutritious entrees could not be beat, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. showed viewers of his new cooking show Friday how they could create easy weeknight meals using ingredients already in their own bodies. “You don’t
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The American Red Cross warned that a critical shortage of blood could prevent those needing life-saving transfusions from getting them, urging donations from everyone eligible to give. What do you think?
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SANTA MONICA, CA—Stating that they were looking forward to another spectacular and soul-stirring awards ceremony in February, the Recording Academy confirmed Friday that the list of artists not boycotting the Grammys was down to Meghan Trainor, Susan Boyle, and Sugar Ray. “While we are disappoin
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day opens in theaters this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new film. Q: What’s the premise? A: The “premise”? Easy there, college boy. It’s a Spider-Man movie. You can leave your notebook at home. Q: Which comic book is it based on? A: Th
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Sports
The Phillies have acquired three-time batting champion Luis Arraez from the Giants in a trade that has the second baseman joining his fifth team in five years.
Mauricio Pochettino has signed a new contract to continue as manager of the U.S. men's national team, U.S. Soccer announced Monday morning.
Infielder Luis Garcia Jr., who is hitting .283 with 23 homers and 76 RBIs, has been traded from the Nationals to the Yankees in exchange for four right-handed pitchers.
Lions running back Jahmyr Gibbs said Monday that "only time will tell" when he will return to practice as he seeks a contract extension.
Brewers ace Jacob Misiorowski dragged the Angel Stadium grounds crew through the dirt Sunday, calling the pitching mound "awful" and a possible injury risk.
UEFA has raised the possibility that it could take legal action against Gianni Infantino over his World Cup sell-off plan, sources told ESPN.
The Dodgers' acquisition of Tigers ace Tarik Skubal again put them at the center of outrage about the sport's economics. Asked if the team is ruining baseball, president of baseball operations Andrew Friedman said, "Passionately disagree."
With a trade seemingly inevitable, the two-time Cy Young winner tried to keep things normal amid the chaos.
The Blue Jays are acquiring right-hander Jose Soriano in a trade with the Angels.
Mauricio Pochettino will remain U.S. men's national team coach through the 2030 World Cup, but what happens if a big club comes calling before then?
We're grading the deals ahead of Monday's MLB trade deadline, including the Tarik Skubal blockbuster.
Will the Aces win it all again? Will a rookie PG lead her team to a title? And where do the Fever fit in?
The NL Cy Young race looks totally different than it did earlier this summer. See the latest odds.
Key NFL insights with camps in full gear, including the Patriots' counter to Seattle's pressure and why there's real hope for the Cowboys.
Bryce Harper is reportedly moving back to the outfield after years at first base.
A few teams are expected to win more than others. See the odds for which squads are expected to lead the NFL in victories and why.
Winners win and losers ... lose. Which teams will be the biggest losers in 2026? See the odds.
The San Francisco Giants have reportedly dealt Luis Arraez to the Philadelphia Phillies.
The Blue Jays look to 2027 by adding starter Jose Soriano to the rotation.
Mauricio Pochettino is running it back with the U.S. men's national team.
Tech
The feature is a must-have, but some modern headphones and earbuds still don't offer it.
Samsung says it's banning smart TV apps that expose users' internet connections.
It's safe to say the wireless earbuds space is pretty saturated. We've tested and reviewed dozens of models; these are our top picks.
Deciding between a smartwatch or a smart ring? Here's what to know.
There are several steps you can take to prevent your phone from getting dangerously hot.
The Galaxy Z Fold 8 Ultra's new processor, brighter screens and chassis tweaks are nice, but the updates don't do enough to earn the 'ultra' tag.
Your Apple Watch has lots of options that will allow you to make it your own.
The European Union has announced that new AI rules are now enforceable across the bloc.
Smart mowers are an expensive alternative to old-fashioned yard work, but they’re finally good enough to consider if you’d rather sip an iced tea and watch a robot tame your lawn.
We’ve come a long way since exclusively $1,000+ OLED gaming monitors. Alienware’s latest display brings the price down to a shocking $350, though it comes with some important compromises.
The communication-free form of breaking up has become ubiquitous. “I no longer had to bear her energy,” a man who ghosted his partner of four years tells WIRED.
Whether you want an audio player that’ll grow with your kid or one that your toddler can operate independently, I have a recommendation for you.
I tested modern locks, lights, climate controls, and more in a historic home that I very much wanted to keep historic.
Your next drive-thru order might be taken by a bot. And you might not even notice.
Internal documents show ICE's DNA collection has skyrocketed in the second Trump administration. Now hundreds of thousands of people never convicted of a crime are in an FBI criminal database forever.
Not only did MacBook Air prices recently go up, but you couldn't get one today even if you wanted to.
The $100 earbuds look and sound better than earbuds nearly twice the price—as long as you can stomach just average noise canceling.
Steve Elmers, also known as the “Guardrail Guy,” is done calling out license plate readers after two that appeared in his videos were vandalized.
The entry-level price for an Xbox now starts at 499.99€/£429.99.
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Entertainment
Sidney Starr is facing some very serious allegations in Georgia, where the reality TV personality has been arrested on child sex charges. According to booking records, Sidney was taken into custody on Sunday and charged with sexual battery against…
Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner were honored at Sunday's Los Angeles Dodgers game ... and their son, Jake, and daughter, Romy, threw out the ceremonial first pitches. Jake and Romy walked out to the mound in their custom "Reiner" Dodgers…
2 people have died in the cyclosporiasis outbreak, according to the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services. The MDHHS updated their case numbers Monday, listing that there have been 2 deaths since the infectious disease spread…
TMZ has obtained the United Cajun Navy's full investigative report into Nolan Wells' death ... and it includes a new photo of the three boats his friends anchored off Mississippi's Horn Island on the day Nolan disappeared. Check it out ... the…
Nicki Minaj has a new way of making money … by charging her diehard fans to see all her social media rants. Over the weekend, the "Pink Friday" rapper announced fans could pay $10 to see exclusive posts on X. The entertainer explained, "You…
An Ohio woman allegedly unleashed a barrage of bomb threats against Mississippi government offices following Nolan Wells' death ... placing nearly 30 menacing calls in less than an hour, according to federal prosecutors. Michelle Francine Edwards…
A pair of women brought a little romance to Lollapalooza's mud pit ... trading body slams for a lip-lock after their filthy face-off. Video from Chicago's Grant Park shows the festivalgoers grappling, tossing each other around, and rolling through…
Phony toxicology reports in the Nolan Wells case are spreading across social media ... and people connected to the case are warning everyone not to fall for them. Russell Latino -- who represents Nolan's friend Bart Edminson Jr. -- sounded the…
Caitlin Clark is finally addressing her teammate Sophie Cunningham's controversial comments on trans athletes in women's sports ... and she's getting feisty with reporters. Caitlin was asked about Sophie coming out against "biological men"…
Pinky Cole is growing her family once again ... she and her husband, Derrick Hayes, are expecting their fourth child together. "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" star revealed the pregnancy to her castmates during the season 17 reunion. The new…
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