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Cruise ship linked to deadly Hantavirus outbreak arrives off Tenerife as passenger evacuation begins
The cruise ship linked to a deadly Hantavirus outbreak arrived off Tenerife, where Spanish health authorities plan to test and evacuate passengers to their home countries.
North Korea's revised constitution reportedly requires an automatic nuclear strike if Kim Jong Un is killed, according to intelligence briefings.
UConn star Azzi Fudd set a WNBA record for the fewest points scored in a No. 1 pick's debut, managing just three points for the Dallas Wings.
Kamala Harris claims Virginia Supreme Court ruling on redistricting maps boosts Trump's alleged effort to rig the 2026 midterm elections for Republicans.
A 39-year-old man pleaded not guilty to threatening former Prince Andrew near his new home on the royal family's Sandringham estate in Norfolk.
U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer faces a potential Labour leadership challenge after the party suffered major losses in Thursday's local elections.
We Push for Peace nonprofit allegedly collapsed after directors pocketed $6.5 million meant for community violence prevention work in Minnesota.
Minor league pitcher Pedro Avila went viral after celebrating a nice grab with an over-the-top turf-humping celebration during a Columbus Clippers game.
Alabama woman Jaclyn Skuce gets life in prison for hiring a hitman to kill Anthony Sheppard to prevent him from gaining custody of their child.
An 85-year-old Vancouver Giants scout told a female reporter she was good-looking on a WHL draft stream, leading to a $5,000 fine for the team.
Satire
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — In an attempt to somehow garner even more foul calls, the Oklahoma City Thunder have replaced star player Shai Gilgeous-Alexander with a wacky flailing inflatable tube man.
KANSAS CITY, MO—Shuffling quietly near the third-base line as security officials scrambled to piece together a response, a frail uniformed World War II veteran standing on the field at Kauffman Stadium was not part of any planned ceremony, a spokesperson for the Kansas City Royals confirmed Tuesda
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Nancy Pelosi cautioned that if people persist in asking her whether aliens are real, she will order the mothership to blow up the earth with its superlaser.
MIDDLE EAST — An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning a giant fake nose and mustache.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what supporters are calling "the most popular executive action since bringing back the McRib," President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday formally authorizing citizens to shoot obnoxious hooligans on those motorized bikes.
A purported suicide note found by Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate after his first suicide attempt in 2019 was released to the public, though the handwritten letter has not been authenticated. What do you think?
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LOS ANGELES—Howling in terror upon observing the Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy in all of His uncovered glory, TikTok creator Alex Morris reportedly screamed Friday after barging in on a bathing Xenu during a speedrun of a Church of Scientology building. “Jesus fucking Christ—what the hell is tha
A study found that birds residing in cities consistently allowed men to approach almost a meter closer before flying away on average than women, with researchers unsure how they are able to determine sex or a reason for their behavior. What do you think?
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THE HEAVENS—In an effort to make the universe a more modern and efficient place, the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, confirmed Wednesday that He would be discontinuing the pebble. “Starting in the year of our Me 2026, I will be ceasing creation of the pebble so that I can turn My focus to
SADDLE RIVER, NJ—Saying “Down, down!” in an assertive voice and repeatedly spraying her with water, local man Justin Landry emphasized to reporters Thursday that his surrogate was not allowed on the furniture. “I feel bad, but this couch is expensive, and I don’t exactly know where she’s
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TAMPA, FL—Acknowledging that the organization’s famously clean-cut grooming standards had grown increasingly out of place in a league that has otherwise evolved to embrace personality and style, New York Yankees managing general partner Hal Steinbrenner announced Thursday that the team had amend
The family of Teresa Cox, 81, will hold a burial service for her this Saturday and then exhume the body a week later for an encore.
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Sports
Joshua Van is just getting started, whereas Khamzat Chimaev's middleweight run might be ending.
Sean Strickland dethroned the previously unbeaten Khamzat Chimaev in a razor-close split decision at UFC 238 for the middleweight championship.
Steve Kerr agreed to a two-year contract to return as head coach of the Golden State Warriors, Dan Eveloff and Rick Smith of Priority Sports told ESPN on Saturday.
James Harden hit three clutch shots in the final two minutes, Donovan Mitchell scored 35 points and the Cavaliers beat Detroit 116-109 on Saturday to cut the Pistons' lead to 2-1 in the Eastern Conference semifinal series.
Adversity has hit the Colorado Avalanche, who suffered their first loss of the postseason Saturday night, and had to pull starting goaltender Scott Wedgewood after he allowed a third goal on just 12 shots in 24:23 against Minnesota.
Jackson Blake scored 5:28 into overtime, his second goal of the game, and the Carolina Hurricanes completed a four-game sweep of the Philadelphia Flyers with a 3-2 victory Saturday, a win that gave coach Rod Brind'Amour's team an 8-0 postseason record.
The Las Vegas Aces got their 2025 WNBA championship rings before Saturday afternoon's season opener. But then the Aces' bling day turned into the Phoenix Mercury's blowout day.
On Saturday, MLB players and coaches remembered late manager Bobby Cox, who died at 84.
The San Francisco 49ers star and former Miss Universe announced that they are expecting their second child.
With Jalen Williams sidelined and the Lakers' defense focused on Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, second-year guard Ajay Mitchell has broken out as a playoff star for OKC.
Here are the results from Week 7 of the 2026 UFL season.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules and results for all eight teams.
Lucas Herbert hangs onto his lead heading into the final round of Maaden LIV Golf Virginia.
Kylian Mbappe's dream move to Real Madrid is rapidly turning into a nightmare as the Frenchman struggles to find his feet in the Spanish capital.
Hall of Fame manager Bobby Cox, who passed away this weekend, is remembered by Freddie Freeman and Walt Weiss as a leader who always had his players' backs
Being bold paid big dividends for Christian Lundgaard at the Sonsio Grand Prix.
Lionel Messi reaches MLS milestone as fastest MLS player to notch 100 goal contributions following Inter Miami's 4-2 win over Toronto FC.
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Tech
The space agency is planning to put astronauts on the moon in 2028.
The startup has expanded to more than 230 cities across the world, but has yet to become profitable.
The German automaker said it would refocus on its "core business."
The Federal Communications Commission issued a notice to allow software and firmware updates until January 2029.
This week's science news.
It's the best Mortal Kombat film yet.
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Can’t hear what they’re saying? Now you can turn on the subtitles for real-life conversations.
The studio behind Psychonauts is organizing with the Communications Workers of America.
Plus: Meta officially kills encrypted Instagram DMs, the Trump administration targets “violent left wing extremists,” leaked documents reveal Russia's school for elite hackers, and more.
The cars that debuted at the Beijing Auto Show demonstrate that the Chinese market is now at the forefront of electrification and intelligence. These are the 19 most intriguing models we saw.
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Entertainment
Let's be real ... TV moms pretty much helped raise us. Sure, our actual parents probably did the heavy lifting, but these famous and fictional mamas taught us a few life lessons along the way. Iconic moms like Katey Sagal's Peg Bundy on "Married...…
Emily Ratajkowski, Kim Kardashian, Halley Bailey ... Holy Mommy Trinity!!! Must we say more?! Well, we're gonna 'cuz its the day of the MOTHERS and we've got quite the sexy stack for you! Check out the gallery and put your mothering skills on the…
The World Cup -- hosted by the United States for the first time in 3 decades -- will be here before we know it ... and U.S. soccer legend Alexi Lalas says sports fans are about to be introduced to a bunch of new stars! "Yes [there will be stars…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. If your apartment is living in the past, now's your chance to get with the times. Forget about having to turn on a light every time you walk into a room and say goodbye…
We gotta give our flowers where flowers are due ... Real Housewife of New York Luann de Lesseps rocks a bikini like no other mother, but do these two side-by-side images stand the test of time? Check out the snaps to peep a 46-year-old version of…
Addison Rae's dad told cops a night at his house turned into a hit and run ... TMZ has learned. According to a police report, obtained by TMZ, officers were called to Monty Lopez's Louisiana home on April 7 just before 10 PM for a disturbance.…
Amanda Batula's not sitting at home, waiting by the phone for West Wilson to call ... she's got a life of her own -- stepping out solo to get a drink with a pal in NYC! We've obtained photos of the "Summer House" star hanging out at Bar Pisellino…
Betty Broderick's son is trying to process his grief now that she's gone ... because, while she obviously killed his father, he also thinks of the good times. Daniel Broderick -- the son of Betty and Daniel -- tells TMZ ... obviously his…
James Charles says he shouldn't have hit out at a desperate person asking for help ... admitting he let his privilege get to him in a vulnerable mea culpa. Here's the deal ... on Friday, James posted a video in which he described a DM he got from…
Dorit Kemsley's not hiding from the world after her alleged text messages with her ex PK have gone viral ... instead looking relaxed in a casual ensemble. The 'Real Housewives' star stepped out in Los Angeles Friday afternoon in a slate blue…
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