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The Justice Department announced an investigation into City University of New York's "Black Male Initiative" over potentially violating civil rights through racial preference.
Cardi B suggests Trump's presence at Madison Square Garden brought bad luck to the Knicks after their Game 3 loss to the Spurs in the NBA Finals.
Hempstead Township passes emergency resolution to preserve "mother" and "father" in its legal code after New York passed gender-neutral parental terms.
Clay Travis testified that the NFL is violating the 1961 Sports Broadcasting Act, as fans pay up to nearly $1,000 per season to stream all games.
Trump signed the $70 billion homeland security bill after it narrowly passed the House, funding ICE and CBP through the remainder of his term.
President Trump vows to attack Iran "very hard" after accusing Tehran of prolonging nuclear negotiations and targeting a U.S. military helicopter.
A U.K. Muslim police group's paper allegedly calls IDF a terrorist group and disputes Oct. 7 atrocities, prompting calls for investigation and dismissals.
Sydney Sweeney defends her "Euphoria" nudity, saying she told creator Sam Levinson she's playing an OnlyFans model and it's her job to do her character justice.
Nine 2026 World Cup contenders matched with college football counterparts based on history, fanbases, and trophy cases ahead of the tournament.
Hall of Famer John Smoltz said MLB cannot afford a work stoppage with the CBA set to expire, citing competitive-balance issues and spending disparity.
Satire
Unsubscribing from spam texts is well known, but did you know you can also unsubscribe from your wife? All you have to do is text back "UNSUBSCRIBE" and she's legally required to stop.
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local mom Rachel Thompson reportedly enjoyed a brief half-hour break this week in between finishing all the laundry and having to do more laundry.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Following last week's primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general election between an avowed communist and an avowed communist.
SAN FRANCISCO—Expanding their offerings of erectile health products, male-focused wellness brand Hims announced a new line of folders Wednesday for holding in front of embarrassing boners. “These safe, discreet folders are specially formulated to ensure you are the only one who knows that you ar
MINNEAPOLIS—Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco g
Despite advances in technology, training, and performance optimization, some achievements in sports have stood the test of time. The following athletic records remain unbroken.
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MIAMI—In an official filing with the U.S. Department of Labor, Amazon employees alleged Monday that they had been exposed to inhumane working conditions while staffing the human chessboard that executive chairman Jeff Bezos maintains on the grounds of his Florida compound. “We’re not allowed
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Staggering out into the blinding light of day, Euphoria showrunner Sam Levinson reportedly emerged from a 7-year drug binge Wednesday horrified to learn what he had created. “Wait, I did what?” said a shaky, bleary-eyed Levinson as he looked through his phone in an attempt
Doug Valdez, 91, passed away early Friday morning in an attempt to beat the weekend rush into heaven.
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MCKINNEY, TX — Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree murder, expressed regret that he didn't convert to Islam and stab someone in the UK instead.
On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of prophecy, tongues, and more. But which gifts are the coolest?
Actor Idris Elba dismissed longstanding rumors that he would be the next James Bond, calling the speculation “unrealistic” and claiming that many global audiences would never accept a Black male in the iconic role. What do you think?
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U.S. — The nation was thrown into a state of shock on Tuesday afternoon, as a jury in Texas ruled that you can't just stab someone in the heart for no reason at all.
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LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials in California hailed the historic number of ballots cast in the state's primaries, proudly reporting voter turnout of 250%.
U.S. — Americans reported being absolutely staggered by how much better their lives have become since the U.S. went to war with Iran.
CHICAGO, IL — The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics revealed on Tuesday that America may be heading into a major economic depression following the announcement by the McDonald's Corporation that Big Macs will now be listed at "market price."
NEW YORK, NY — Chaos erupted during the NBA Finals on Monday night, as President Donald Trump was struck in the ear by a T-shirt launched from a cannon at Madison Square Garden while he attended the Knicks-Spurs game.
Sports
In the biggest city in the NBA, the league's biggest man found a rare moment of peace -- and used it to drive his team back into an NBA Finals most experts said was over.
Are Baker Mayfield and Sam Darnold headed for big extensions? When will Fernando Mendoza start?
Which teams stand out in 11, 12, 13, 21 and 22 personnel groupings? We looked back at the 2025 season and then gave an outlook for the top offenses in 2026.
Which contender improved its chances the most? Which team went from below to above .500 with its additions?
First-year head coaches aren't the only ones who made a splash in the portal.
Underneath the site tour and the glitzy entrances, the A's Vegas preview still felt like big league baseball in a minor league stadium.
L.A.'s young center fielder is making a name for himself on a roster full of superstars.
The NHLPA expects a full NHL investigation of coach Mike Babcock's brief tenure in Columbus in 2023 before the Oilers can hire him, sources told ESPN.
Iran national team forward Mehdi Taremi said that steps the U.S. government has taken regarding the denial of visas and preventing a Somali referee from entering the country are hurting the country's image.
Coaches, current roster, recruits: Who has the best overall team over the next two seasons?
Portugal could be one fan's ticket to a seven-figure payday. Patrick Everson breaks down World Cup big bets and more.
Here are the odds for the Golden Boot award at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
The latest 2026 FIFA World Cup Golden Glove odds are beginning to take shape, as the world’s top goalkeepers prepare to take the field.
Can a new nation win the FIFA World Cup for the first time since Spain in 2010? Check out the latest odds.
A few teams are expected to find the back of the net often, while others ... not so much. See the goal scoring odds.
You don't have to wager on the outright winner. You can actually wager on where the winner will come from.
It's not the Golden Boot — it's the Golden Ball, awarded to the best overall player at the World Cup. See the odds.
More games will equal more goals. See the odds for how many balls will find the back of the net in 2026.
Check out the odds for which nations have the best chance to meet in the 2026 FIFA World Cup Final, including a potential dream matchup.
Which player from Team USA will be the top goalscorer for the Americans in the 2026 World Cup? Here are the latest odds.
Tech
We dive into our initial thoughts on Siri AI and Tim Cook's legacy.
A recent study found that Google's AI Overviews regularly provide incorrect information and contain facts not supported by cited sources.
There's a lot of impressive engineering inside Honor's Magic V6, but it's let down by software that desperately needs polish.
Gemini in Chrome continues to roll out and has now landed in Latin America, the Middle East and Africa.
Get ready to wince.
Microsoft Office 2019 for Mac will effectively become useless next month.
Who's ready for Zuckcession?
If you've ever needed iPad data for a day or two without signing a contract or paying for an entire month, AT&T has a new option.
The ACLU is suing two Florida police departments over the arrest of a Fort Myers man in a child-abduction case, saying officers treated a flawed face-recognition match as a near-certain ID.
With an initial capacity of 24 megawatts, the innovative data center uses seawater as a natural cooling system.
It's actually a security feature.
The newest Kindle Scribe means there are now three digital notebooks you can buy in the $400 price range. Here’s which one you should get.
I’ve tried every single Kindle. Here’s how Amazon’s ebook readers stack up.
Insta360 has launched its first gimbal camera, the $770 Luna Ultra.
Kit out your Apple tablet with our favorite stands, cases, keyboards, and styli.
Laptops for college should be portable, offer long battery life, and remain reasonably affordable. Based on testing hundreds of laptops, these are my top picks.
Referees for the 2026 World Cup will be wearing cameras positioned at their temples, allowing TV audiences to see a live view of the pitch from a vantage point they never have before.
According to new research, Trionda would show less unpredictable movements in actions such as corner kicks or free kicks. However, in powerful and long-distance clearances it would lose range.
The 48-team World Cup is not the only historic soccer event this year. Four titans are vying for control of video game soccer in the fiercest battle the industry has ever seen.
The organization claims that the FIFA tournament could have impacts on the rights of local people and visiting soccer fans in all three host countries.
Entertainment
Chris Brown scored a small victory in his legal battle with a former housekeeper suing him over an alleged vicious dog attack ... a judge ruled the housekeeper will NOT be allowed to bring up his past arrest for assaulting Rihanna at their upcoming…
A carriage horse in NYC's famed Central Park collapsed and died ... traumatizing onlookers as efforts to revive the poor animal were unsuccessful ... and it's all on video. Heartbreaking footage shows the horse laid out on the ground and the…
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are brushing off their legal drama the same way they seem to handle everything else ... with jokes, smiles and a whole lot of PDA. The power couple stepped out for a date night at The Greenwich Hotel in NYC this week,…
President Trump's administration says it won't tap out on UFC Freedom 250 -- the cage match set to take place on the White House lawn this weekend -- insisting a lawsuit seeking to block the event came in way too late to stop the fight. Here's the…
Even Taylor Swift can still get starstruck, it seems ... fangirling over Tom Hanks on the "Toy Story 5" red carpet and getting him to sign a VHS copy of the OG "Toy Story." Check out the pics from this meeting of Hollywood heavyweights at Tuesday's…
Donations are flooding into Karmelo Anthony's GiveSendGo after being convicted of murder and handed a 35-year prison sentence. Check it out ... Karmelo's crowdfunding page was just above $629,000 after he was found guilty of murder for…
'Real Housewives of Atlanta' star Drew Sidora was ordered to cough up monthly child support to her ex-husband, Ralph Pittman, as part of their divorce judgment ... TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained the judgment entered by the court on June 8, following…
Jennifer Lawrence can officially add amateur detective to her résumé ... 'cause Andy Cohen says she helped crack the case of the leaked "Summer House" reunion audio. While appearing on "Watch What Happens Live," Andy gave the Oscar winner a…
Cardi B looks like she's blasting the Texas jury that found Karmelo Anthony guilty of murdering Austin Metcalf ... saying what happened in the courtroom was straight up disgusting. The rap superstar went off on social media Tuesday night, hours…
Slain actor James Handy's longtime girlfriend says she's shocked by his fatal stabbing ... because his final morning began like so many before ... then ended in tragedy. Wendy Gledhill -- James' partner of more than 30 years -- spoke to the Daily…
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