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Department of Energy Secretary Chris Wright said Iran conflict will cause short-term gas price increases, but predicts normal prices by summer as Operation Epic Fury continues.
Sen. Rand Paul considers 2028 presidential run, saying he'll decide after 2026 midterms while advocating for free market policies in Trump-dominated Republican Party.
Champion gymnast Olivia Dunne showed just how nervous she was watching her boyfriend, Paul Skenes, work out of a jam in the World Baseball Classic.
Author Wynton Hall claims that Gemini characterized several Republican senators' rhetoric as hate speech, but did not find anything objectionable from Democrats.
Transportation secretary blames Democrats for airport chaos as TSA workers quit amid DHS shutdown, causing major security delays during spring break.
President Donald Trump blasted Judge James Boasberg and asserted that he should be yanked off of cases related to his administration.
Rhode Island Democrats propose banning police from hiring Trump-era ICE agents, escalating state pushback against federal immigration enforcement.
Former Arkansas star quarterback Taylen Green opened up about why he refuses to consider switching positions for the NFL and suggested a racial component behind being asked.
A fraud attempt on a never-used debit card reveals a surprising way criminals can exploit card numbers digitally without physical access.
Conan O'Brien roasted Kid Rock and Turning Point USA during his Oscars monologue on Sunday, joking about an "alternate" awards show being hosted by the group.
Satire
KALISPELL, MT—Presenting a united front in their carefully timed effort, friends and coworkers announced plans Monday to gang up on local depressed man Alberto Rivas right when he felt at his worst. “We’re all coordinating with each other to ensure that at the precise moment he thinks he’s h
GREENVILLE, NC—Touting the contest as his most exciting competition to date, internet personality Jimmy “MrBeast” Donaldson reportedly offered $50,000 Monday to anyone who could survive seeing what lies beneath his mask. “I have an awesome new challenge today for anyone who can peek under my
Every year, dozens are killed and many more injured in the avalanches that surge down mountains nationwide. Here’s ways to avoid an untimely death by snow. Check God’s Wrath Level Before Heading Out: If forecasts indicate He’s angry with you, it’s best to stay in. Get Ready: To help ensure y
In Kansas, 1,700 residents had their driver’s licenses invalidated for being transgender, with the law also invalidating birth certificates for those who updated their gender markers. What do you think?
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HOLLYWOOD, CA — The horror movie Sinners has officially won the Oscar for "Crappiest Movie To Win An Oscar".
HOLLYWOOD, CA — President Trump has once again been snubbed for his iconic role in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
LOS ANGELES—Waving his arms wildly over his head and yelling as part of an apparent effort to attract attention, actor Joel Edgerton was reportedly going nuts Sunday in hopes of getting on the Academy Awards jumbotron. “Over here, over here!” said the 51-year-old Train Dreams star, who leapt
LOS ANGELES—After flouting rules put in place to protect decorum at the Academy’s biggest night, actor Timothée Chalamet was reportedly kicked out of the Oscars ceremony Sunday evening for bringing in an outside award. “Hey, wait, I promise I won’t take it out during the show,” said the 3
CANYON, TX - Local seven-year-old Brayden Rogers got totally exposed this afternoon as he suffered an embarrassing hoops beatdown against his father.
A survey from West Health-Gallup found that nearly one in 10 adults say they’ve postponed retirement because of healthcare costs, with many respondents also reporting delaying job changes, home buying, or having a child. What do you think?
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The British Parliament voted to end centuries of political tradition by removing hereditary aristocrats from its unelected House of Lords, ousting dozens of dukes, earls, and viscounts who inherited their seats along with their aristocratic titles. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Saying critics of the missile strike that killed at least 175 civilians were dodging a fundamental question, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Friday demanded to know what girls were doing attending school to begin with. “In all this talk about who was responsible and how this happen
Sports
After a devastating, self-inflicted wound nearly cost him his right hand, the Lakers guard is fueling the team's rise through the West.
From Cameron Young to Rory McIlroy, here's a look back at who performed well and who didn't in the Players Championship.
We determine whether these eight MLB stars can actually reach new heights in 2026.
Opening Day is approaching fast -- and Jeff Passan has everything you need to know covered.
Are J.J. McCarthy and Michael Penix Jr. officially QB2s? Will Maxx Crosby and A.J. Brown actually leave their current teams? We sized up five free agency takes.
We're following NFL free agency signings, trades, cuts, contract restructures and other moves as they happen.
Looking for the perfect bracket? Look no further.
Two hours after a blown ball-strike call ended the Dominican Republic's World Baseball Classic, players emerged from the team's clubhouse with smiles, music and a message.
The men's bracket has been revealed. Here's what you need to know about every competitor for the national title.
The Chiefs have a backup quarterback in tow in case Patrick Mahomes isn't ready to start the 2026 season.
Laken Litman and Elise Woodward reveal their brackets for the 2026 NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament.
The USA primary and secondary uniforms for FIFA World Cup 2026 were unveiled by Nike.
The men's NCAA Tournament is here. Check out the odds for the First Four, before the big show begins.
The Final Four is on the horizon. Check out the odds for which teams will make up the prestigious grouping come season's end.
Team USA is now the clear favorite to win the World Baseball Classic. Here are the latest odds.
With the tournament field set, here are the latest odds for the NCAA Men's Tournament.
Aaron Judge says the World Baseball Classic has become baseball’s biggest stage, even more so than the World Series.
After a busy first week of NFL free agency, here are key takeaways, observations and insights regarding the big moves.
Alex Rodriguez said that credit is due to USA manager Mark DeRosa after the WBC win over the Dominican Republic.
Tech
OpenAI's forthcoming "adult mode" will allow users to engage in lewd conversations with ChatGPT, but not use the chatbot to generate explicit images, audio or video. In response to reporting from The Wall Street Journal, an OpenAI spokesperson characterized the upcoming release as capable of produci
Subscriptions are out of control. I can remember a time when the monthly payouts were few: just Netflix, a couple of magazines and a mobile plan. Now we have subscriptions for music, security cameras, cloud gaming, AI chatbots, meal kits, LinkedIn, DoorDash, Uber, Photoshop — the list is long. Bas
A coalition of Big Tech companies is working on a more comprehensive solution to combat online scams. As first reported by Axios, Google, Microsoft, LinkedIn, Meta, Amazon, OpenAI, Adobe and Match Group announced the signing of the Online Services Accord Against Scams. The new agreement is meant to
The AirPods Max 2 are almost here. Apple announced this morning that the first true update to its over-hear phones are up for pre-order on March 25 and will be shipping in early April. They look identical to the predecessor, with large, colorful earcups and a matching headband. But inside is the H2
Firefly aired for just one season in 2002 before Fox canceled it. In the 24 years since, the sci-fi show has skyrocketed in popularity and now fans are finally getting more. Nathan Fillion has announced that an animated Firefly series is currently in advanced development, Deadline first reported.
In good news for our wallets and the environment at large, many electronic devices like phones and tablets last longer now than they once did. That means refurbished gadgets can have more life than ever before. There are no laws governing the terms, but refurbished or renewed devices tend to be a le
We've loved Apple's 2021-era MacBook Pro design from the start, and the M5 Max edition is once again the professional notebook to beat. But it's hard to deny that the star of Apple's recent laptop rollout wasn't its most powerful Pro systems — all eyes were on the $599 MacBook Neo. The MacBook Pro
The most widely adopted computer language in history, COBOL is now causing a host of problems. It's also dangerously difficult to remove.
Data breaches are more common than ever. Here are the best ways I've found to protect yourself online.
The EV manufacturer is supported by a robust online community. But Elon Musk’s politics and overblown hype about Full Self-Driving are turning some loyalists away.
A bicycle wheel with guitar strings, a touch-operated synth, and the “Demon Box” were just a few of the new instruments on show at Georgia Tech’s Guthman Musical Instrument Competition this weekend.
Ahead of its acquisition by Paramount Skydance, Warner Bros. dominated the 2026 Oscars with 11 wins primarily for Ryan Coogler's Sinners and Paul Thomas Anderson's One Battle After Another. Netflix also put in a strong showing with seven Academy Awards, including two for KPop Demon Hunters and three
As the legal war over how to regulate prediction markets rages on, financial institutions are embracing the industry anyway.
Dozens of Telegram channels reviewed by WIRED include job listings for “AI face models.” The (mostly) women who land these gigs are likely being used to dupe victims out of their money.
This sale spans almost an entire week, and it’s full of fake “deals.” We hunted to find truly good prices on gear we’ve tested.
If your Playdate wishlist is anything like mine (endless), here's a good excuse to actually go ahead and free some of those games from limbo: Panic is running a sale across the Playdate Catalog to celebrate its three-year anniversary. Sure, the majority of Playdate games are pretty cheap as is, but
In an unexpected twist, humans have taken some jobs back from AI. Embark Studios' CEO Patrick Söderlund recently told GamesIndustry.biz that the studio "re-recorded" some of the AI-generated voice lines in Arc Raiders with human voices, only after its successful launch in October.
"There is a quali
Brompton's latest folding electric bicycle is beautiful, genuinely portable, and doesn't quite go fast enough.
Our favorite red light therapy device for hair growth just dropped in price. Grab it while it lasts.
iGarden's new pool-cleaning robot pairs sporty design with a long runtime, though there are a few quirks.
Entertainment
Ivanka Trump and her husband, Jared Kushner, are living their best lives in NYC while her father, President Donald Trump, continues Operation Epic Fury in Iran ... they were spotted heading to a boozy dinner with James Rothschild and Nicky Hilton…
Matt Clark -- whose acting career spanned decades in film and TV working alongside some of Hollywood's biggest stars -- has died. His family tells TMZ ... Clark -- arguably best known for his bartender role in "Back to the Future: Part III" and the…
"Heated Rivalry" star Connor Storrie’s been skating through a pretty wild few months ... and one perk of his sudden stardom seems to be gliding into some A-list company! Check out this fan-captured clip ... Connor was spotted leaving the Oscars…
TMZ Sports has obtained the 911 call made after wrestling referee Dallas Edwards suffered a medical emergency in the ring during an Ohio Valley Wrestling match last Thursday ... and you can hear the panic in the voice of the caller as he…
Sean Penn scored his third Oscar win Sunday night, earning Best Supporting Actor for his role in “One Battle After Another” … but wasn’t actually there to take home the trophy, and now we've found out why. During Sunday’s broadcast,…
There's new evidence that the death of Celeste Rivas was not accidental ... and it's something people didn't pick up on over the weekend. Neo posted on Saturday ... that he's clamming up over the mystery surrounding Celeste's death. In the Insta…
Horror absolutely slayed on Oscars night ... and Best Supporting Actress winner Amy Madigan is clearly loving the screams! We caught up with Amy outside Craig's in L.A. after the ceremony Sunday ... and when we asked the "Weapons" star what it’s…
Jay-Z and Beyoncé celebrated Hollywood's biggest night with the town's biggest celebs -- and their Oscars -- at the famed Chateau Marmont on Sunday ... and we have pics! Some of the night's biggest winners -- Michael B. Jordan and Ryan Coogler --…
Ryan Coogler and Paul Thomas Anderson dominated the night at the Oscars Sunday night, but any competition between them was clearly friendly ... we got the directors celebrating their success together right after the show. Watch the video ... as…
Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz were stuck together like glue on Oscars night -- looking very loved-up despite months of drama with his famous family. The pair rolled into Elton John’s annual Academy Awards viewing party in L.A. Sunday in…
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