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Kendall Puryear's bizarre free throw form went viral after the South Florida Bulls center cocked back and chucked the ball toward the basket.
President Donald Trump said Tuesday that U.S. aid to Israel would end at the close of the year, arguing that the country no longer needs the assistance and can purchase its own weapons."We were giving them $4 billion – we are – but it gets cut off at the end of the year," Trump told "Fox & F
LeBron James grabbed a fan's red wine courtside during the 76ers-Bulls game, and Troy Clemons' reaction to the viral moment was refreshingly real.
Draymond Green threw down Khaman Maluach and grabbed Dillon Brooks before his ejection, but the Golden State Warriors stormed back to beat Phoenix.
Midterm election voters in seven Florida counties face temporary polling location changes after heavy rainfall triggered flash flood warnings.
A federal judge dismissed the Trump administration's lawsuit against Harvard University over admissions records, citing procedural deficiencies.
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Joe Mixon revealed he flew on the same Learjet 60 with the same two pilots just a month before the fatal Palm Beach County crash killed all nine aboard.
University of Idaho massacre survivor Dylan Mortensen reveals she moved nine times and uses an alias to fight for privacy in the Bryan Kohberger case.
The NAACP failed to block Justice Department poll monitors, but a federal judge barred armed officers and anyone with arrest power on Election Day.
Satire
DENVER—Expressing frustration as poll workers handed him a large stack of election materials, local man Andrew Campbell was reportedly forced to fill out six years’ worth of back ballots Tuesday before he could vote in the 2026 midterms. “I guess I have a few races to catch up on,” said a vi
WASHINGTON—In a united effort to fulfill their patriotic duty as Americans, the nation’s voters reportedly lined up in droves Tuesday to humiliate Nate Silver. “Little fuck thinks he’s so smart—I’ll show him,” said D.C. resident Jon Everett, one of 174 million registered voters who e
Figuring out how to leave the United States and set up your life in another country can be complicated, confusing, and time-consuming. The Onion shares tips for moving abroad. Start by moving to an adjacent country and gradually work your way across the world. You never know which countries have foo
Californians have been voting blue for years and at some point you just have to ask yourself, "Why?" Our intrepid man on the street interviewed Californians from all over the state to get to the truth — and their answers may surprise you!
U.S. — According to sources, decades of progress made by various recycling programs across the country have been undone in the span of a month by a single midterm election after multiple homes were spotted with dozens of non-reusable political signs that would soon end up in a garbage landfill.
AUSTIN, TX — Bored of having a good state that people love, Texans have reportedly flocked to the polls in record numbers to try voting Democrat for a change.
ANN ARBOR, MI — While in obvious possession of a superior argument and bearing full knowledge of the issues at hand, a liberal committed a felony assault.
DETROIT—As she warned that time was rapidly running out for candidates in her party to do the right thing, Rep. Haley Stevens (D-MI) threatened this week to endorse a Republican every hour until her demands were met. “It’s almost 1 p.m., which means my fellow Democrats have just a few more min
DALLAS, TX — Local Democrat Jeannie Donaldson has sadly begun to run low on clothing space to place more "I Voted" stickers.
With the recent explosion of sportsbooks and prediction markets, interest in gambling on sports has never been higher. The Onion looks at the figures behind the boom in sports betting. $140,000 Parlay winnings if the basketball catches fire, then it rains inside, then the wet basketball is slam dunk
Attention, Republicans: This is your friendly reminder to start working to bring prices down before the midterm elections are upon us.
DENVER, CO — In what experts described as a monumental gaffe for the National Football League, the crew of officials assigned to the Denver-Kansas City game completely forgot to rig the game for the Chiefs.
The Milwaukee Brewers clinched the World Series title over the Tampa Bay Rays in five games, marking the first championship in the franchise’s 57-year history. What do you think?
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On this, the momentous anniversary of our nation’s founding, I wish to devote a few words to the pivotal juncture at which our great republic now stands. Decisions made today will determine what kind of country your children inherit tomorrow. We must be willing to pay any price, bear any burden, a
Even after 250 years of government of the people, by the people, and for the people, democracy remains a hotly contested topic worldwide. The Onion examines the pros and cons of self-governance. PRO Still has alluringly exotic hint of Greece to it Just 30 minutes of voting burns 600 calories Any for
WASHINGTON—In a move he claimed was essential to maintaining domestic security, President Donald Trump formally designated poll watchers as the seventh branch of the U.S. military this week. “I am hereby authorizing the formation of America’s newest and deadliest military branch: the U.S. Pol
Sports
Lipscomb vs. Iowa tips off Tuesday, Nov. 3, at 8 p.m. ET on Big Ten Network. Get the FOX One streaming info and players to watch for this game in Iowa City.
There were eight trades on deadline day in 2025, a long way from the zero we saw in 2015. We asked execs and agents what set off this big NFL trade deadline boom.
Williams wore Caddix cleats Monday night in Seattle, but the logo was not visible as he tries to 'calm things down.'
New York has stayed in the headlines -- for all the wrong reasons. Can the 2026 champs bounce back?
Bobby Marks selects a roster full of players with contract decisions that could shape the trade deadline and summer of 2027.
A conference-by-conference look at which teams are contending for the playoff, who's close and who's out.
With the first CFP rankings coming Tuesday, we break down every candidate's chances of landing a bid.
Get ready for Week 9 with takes on the Bucs' division chances, why RBs could dominate the trade deadline and which teams should at least ask about Justin Herbert.
How does every NFL team stack up heading into Week 9? We made our 1-32 list and picked the best trade deadline acquisitions of all time.
Who could land Tarik Skubal? Which ace could be traded? Here's the latest as the hot stove ignites.
How much will the biggest stars get paid this winter? Kiley McDaniel breaks down the 2026-27 free agent class.
In a 24-team College Football Playoff world, which teams would contend for a national title if the season ended today?
The Cardinals and Lions' second-half successes highlight the best plays from NFL Week 8.
The Bears made a statement with a win on the road against the reigning-champion Seahawks. Here are our takeaways.
Week 8 brought an interesting debate over which QB performance was better between Joe Burrow and Trevor Lawrence.
Do we have new teams to beat in the AFC and NFC after Week 8? The Bears certainly made their case in the NFC as we determine that in this week's power rankings.
NFL Week 8 highs and lows: Christian Watson’s dramatic return, Lamar Jackson’s sudden exit, Denver’s big stand and Indy’s collapse.
The Bears are surging up the Super Bowl oddsboard after a statement win in Seattle. See the latest odds after Week 8.
Barcelona vs. Aston Villa is a meeting of two cultures blended with a fervent appreciation of how football should be played.
Tech
The inventive instrument maker collapsed into insolvency, leaving buyers empty-handed and users scrambling to keep their musical gear alive.
Peak Design fans, rejoice. The company is now ready to show off its debut collection of smartphone chargers, cables and batteries.
Apple made significant improvements to the iPad mini this year, but they don't come cheap.
The iPad Mini’s impressive new features make it a better tablet than ever—only to be betrayed by its higher price.
USB ports come in multiple colors, from eye-catching ones like orange and purple to plain old black ports. Here's what the latter signifies.
AirPods get updates silently, unlike your iPhone, but you can prep them for a smoother update experience.
The US Armed Forces says NASA's Swift observatory will re-enter Earth's atmosphere in the early hours of November 4.
Almost every component of the tiny Arduview gaming handheld is see-through.
NBC’s go-to data guru also isn’t quite sure what a subreddit is.
Apple finally made ANC standard across the AirPods lineup. But should you still spring for the AirPods Pro 3?
“I did a Latino community event [and said] we have to actually fucking vote to tell these motherfuckers to fuck off,” Nevada secretary of state Cisco Aguilar tells WIRED.
Ahead of the midterms, WIRED talked to New York City’s mayor about data centers, AI in schools, and the future of the Democratic party.
The 3,200-pound satellite is expected to reenter Earth’s atmosphere later this week with a wide reentry zone covering parts of Africa, Australia, Southeast Asia, and South America.
Catch more Z’s with soothing background noise from our favorite sound machines.
Apple developers will have to declare whether their app enables dating between real people and/or AI companions, so the company can apply the proper age rating.
The 4.1-billion-year-old meteorite is a “Rosetta Stone for Mars,” preserving clues about how the Martian environment has changed since the solar system formed.
On Reddit and Discord, people addicted to opioids say SR-17018 can remove withdrawal symptoms. Despite its potential, the DEA has placed it in the same category as heroin.
First revealed at the company's event in September, Apple's AI-powered Apple Watch features are finally landing in beta.
Everything about this latest collectible Android phone is designed to evoke the popular franchise, from its magical packaging to its themed accessories.
Using a random USB charger can be unsafe, even though the risk is minimal. Thankfully, you have ways to protect your devices.
Entertainment
Tragedy struck Sunday's New York City marathon after a young woman running the race collapsed and died a mere 2 miles from the finish line. The New York Times reports Rachel Apa was running in her first marathon with her Parkinson’s Champions…
Savannah Chrisley is firing back at people who criticized her for marrying a convicted fraudster and having a child with him ... while revealing the gender of the baby she is expecting! Savannah uploaded an Instagram Reel showing her with a…
The passenger who went berserk on a Delta flight, screaming the n-word and "death to America" last month, was also yelling "I'm f***ing strong" and "I love myself" as police dragged him off the plane ... according to new video obtained by TMZ. The…
Another year older, another year hotter! Kendall Jenner is kickin' off #31 in true supermodel style... Kick off the birthday babe with a look back at her hottest bikini shots! From high-cut bikini strings to black swimwear bombshell looks, there's…
Hollywood's biggest stars are rocking the vote this Election Day ... and they've got the stickers to prove it! Brie Larson and Chris Pratt are among the celebs showing off their civic pride ... with Brie flashing her "I Voted" sticker and Chris…
'Dukes of Hazzard' star John Schneider is changing course in his divorce battle with his ex-wife, Elvira Schneider ... he's now admitting he owes her millions ... TMZ has learned. In court docs, obtained by TMZ, the actor says he was confused…
Adam Robinson, the tech entrepreneur killed alongside his wife and two young children in a horrific Florida plane crash, was telling a friend just how well life was going days before the tragedy ... TMZ has learned. Jesse Ouellette, a friend of…
Melissa McCarthy hopes her upcoming JonBenét Ramsey miniseries does more than just captivate true crime buffs. We caught up with the acclaimed actress at LAX on Monday, where she tells us she hopes "The Murder of JonBenét Ramsey" sparks new…
Hila Klein has filed for divorce from Ethan Klein after 14 years of marriage in the wake of his alleged cheating ... TMZ has learned. In the docs, Hila lists the date of marriage as October 10, 2012, and the date of separation as October 13, 2026.…
Justin Timberlake is gearing up to revisit some of the biggest controversies of his career ... including his infamous Super Bowl performance with Janet Jackson and his past relationship with Britney Spears. According to Variety, Justin is set to…
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