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Wisconsin Democrats Francesca Hong and Mandela Barnes pledge to abolish school choice, while Law Forward files suit against the state's voucher programs.
Researchers found eight specific preservatives associated with higher blood pressure, including sodium nitrite commonly found in processed meats.
Podcast host Akilah Hughes told MS NOW on Sunday that America may not make it to 500 years, blaming efforts by the Trump administration for growing pessimism.
Former Vice President Mike Pence said the Iran agreement signed by President Donald Trump 'falls well short of what is required to end the Iranian threat.'
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WWE Night of Champions, AEW Forbidden Door, TNA Slammiversary and NXT Great American Bash all take place this weekend with major title matches.
Cape Verde's World Cup dream run continues with a 2-2 draw against Uruguay as the small nation inches closer to the knockout stage in their debut.
Tyler Robinson's defense asks Utah judge to strike death penalty over alleged gag order violations by prosecutors in Charlie Kirk assassination case.
Critics say Obama Presidential Center on Chicago public parkland is an activism hub for his foundation, not a traditional presidential library.
Drinking warm gelatin before meals is trending as a budget-friendly appetite hack, but a dietitian says comparing it to Ozempic is a massive exaggeration.
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NEW YORK, NY — MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, reportedly infuriated by news of ball players defiling their pride hats with Bible verses, has ordered anyone who refuses to bow to the pride flag be cast into the fiery furnace.
WASHINGTON—Patting themselves on the back for seeing a film that was neither a sequel nor a prequel, the U.S. populace announced Wednesday that they were proud of themselves for watching and enjoying an original movie. “Learning the names of characters I’d never heard of before wasn’t easy,
IRAN — In a sign of total and absolute victory, President Trump announced that he had secured the reopening of the vital Strait of Hormuz, which was open before the war that Trump started in Iran.
CHICAGO, IL — In a bid to capture vintage nostalgia, McDonald's has announced the return of its true, original-recipe apple pies. The company confirmed the legendary dessert will once again feature the secret ingredient from its initial nineteenth-century inspiration: cocaine.
WORLD — Citizens across the globe breathed a collective sigh of relief after learning that the government of Iran has promised to be good from here on out as part of the peace deal negotiated by President Donald Trump.
Vacation Bible School season is upon us once again, and you may have noticed that every denomination has its own special twist on how to engage elementary-age kiddos. The Babylon Bee has surveyed the country, and here are the most popular VBS themes for each denomination:
EVIAN, FRANCE — Years after wandering away from a G7 summit, a confused former President Joe Biden was seen wandering back into the G7 meeting in France this week. A gathering of top world leaders was in the middle of a high-stakes debate on global trade when the doors swung open to the conference
Elon Musk became the world’s first trillionaire after his company SpaceX went public, with his personal net worth now eclipsing the entire GDP of countries like Taiwan, Ireland, and Sweden. What do you think?
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DALLAS—In a bold risk that strayed from her usual habits, local woman Emily Lentz reportedly dove headfirst into a thrilling adventure Wednesday by blindly purchasing a different apple variety. “What crazy times might this Cosmic Crisp have in store for me? I choose to accept its enigmatic offer
NEW YORK—At last providing a definitive answer to fans’ endless speculation, Sopranos creator and executive producer David Chase confirmed Tuesday that Tony Soprano died at the end of every episode in the series. “People have been asking me for a clear answer for a long, long time, so here it
It’ll take a lot more than the death of Fran Stephens, 50, to trigger a recall of ground beef.
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When I first booted up The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I thought I was gonna be in for a magical experience. The opening title card is fantastical and mysterious, and the music is pretty good. I couldn't find an option to turn the graphics to 4K resolution, but I set that aside and got started
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RAMSES — Archaeologists excavating at ancient Egyptian historical sites discovered evidence of another biblical plague, this one believed to have consisted of a horde of cyclists blocking Pharaoh's morning commute.
NEW YORK, NY — According to sources, Vice President JD Vance stumbled upon an incredible discovery on Tuesday when he made contact with a tribe of illiterate, feral women.
The UFC Freedom 250 event to celebrate President Donald Trump's birthday (and also for America's 250th birthday, kind of) was a massive success. That means one thing — more bloody, violent fights on the White House lawn. Through highly placed White House insiders, The Babylon Bee has obtained an e
New Education Department data found a double-digit decline in the number of school-aged children who read for fun almost every day, with the share of 13-year-olds who regularly read for pleasure down almost half since 2012. What do you think?
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CHICAGO—Anticipating the announcement would rank among the biggest scoops of his career, ESPN senior NBA insider Shams Charania is said to have casually mentioned to his colleagues Tuesday that he was really looking forward to breaking the news of Michael Jordan’s eventual death. “When MJ dies
Sports
From rookies to veterans, here are the players who have made an early impression on every NFL team ahead of training camp.
It's another week of 2026 FIFA World Cup action, and we have some big teams playing today, including Argentina, France and Norway.
Mo Salah had a sublime display, but this World Cup has been a step too far for some of soccer's ageing stars.
The USMNT has clinched a spot in the World Cup knockouts, so should the team rotate in its final Group D match or stay consistent?
Everything in soccer can always be improved -- even the humble game ball. The 2026 World Cup has the Trionda, filled with chips and sensors, and so far, it's been well-received.
Iran left a handwritten note in their dressing room at SoFi Stadium after their 0-0 draw with Belgium on Sunday, thanking the people of Los Angeles for their hospitality.
Cape Verde's magical start to its first World Cup isn't over. It might just be getting started.
Mohamed Salah scored the go-ahead goal, and Egypt went on to defeat New Zealand 3-1 on Sunday night and secure a first-ever World Cup win.
Check out the odds for the France vs. Iraq Group I matchup at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the France and Iraq FIFA World Cup match.
Check out the odds for the Argentina vs. Austria Group J matchup at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
Get the latest 2026 World Cup standings and scenarios for the knockout-round bracket.
Follow the 2026 FIFA World Cup Golden Boot race with our live tracker, featuring the latest goalscoring standings, player statistics, and updates.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the Argentina and Austria FIFA World Cup match.
Egypt moved to the top of the Group G table with a near-perfect second half in a 3-1 comeback win over New Zealand on Sunday night in Vancouver. Here are four takeaways from the match.
Corey Heim's first Cup victory was a historic one, as NASCAR ran its inaugural race at Naval Base Coronado.
Spain made a huge statement against Saudi Arabia, while Belgium's struggles continued.
Here's the latest look at some of the most notable news around the World Cup.
Tech
We asked Johan Ejdemo to list which Ikea items populate his home. He also tells us about his all-time favorite. (No, it's not a Billy bookcase.)
Keir Starmer's resignation on Monday morning paves the way for yet another leadership battle.
From fake tickets to cloned websites, AI is magnifying World Cup scams. Can fans distinguish between what’s real and what’s not?
Big Tech is throwing big money into data center buildouts. As national opposition to the facilities grows, some workers are beginning to question whether it’s worth it.
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The Wall Street Journal reviewed 1,105 videos along with guidance given to creators for crafting their posts.
It did so in just five years.
Wooting’s 60HE v2 isn’t just a terrific Hall Effect keyboard. It’s a fantastic keyboard period.
The space agency shared footage of tests with its Ernest prototype rover.
Launcher V2 will go through a private beta before a public release.
NASA mission to save a falling space telescope is ready to launch.
The crash reportedly happened on an airstrip near the western coast of France on June 19.
Once you remove lockscreen ads and toggle on book covers, here's what else you can do to customize your Kindle's screensaver.
Car buyers love Android Auto. Automakers? Not so much.
CMF by Nothing won't be able to release a follow-up to the Phone Pro 2 this year.
Steam Next Fest demos, a Virtual Boy-inspired shooter and other new indie games worth checking out.
Entertainment
Mystikal's son says he's hoping for the best for his father ... even if he's not quite ready to visit him in prison. TMZ's own Charlie Neff spoke with Million Tyler just a few days after his father was sentenced to 20 years behind bars after…
Too young, lacks experience, not enough power ... are all criticisms Xander Zayas has heard leading up to his huge fight with Jaron "Boots" Ennis, but the boxing star says he's unfazed, promising a big performance next weekend in Brooklyn! The…
American actress Monet Mazur was in her late 20s when she played the conniving hot blonde, Fiona, who forces herself onto an engaged man -- in the 2005 rom-com film "Monster-In-Law." Mazur hit the big screen with Hollywood greats Jennifer Lopez,…
Josh Sanders went from fighting to win "The Voice" to fighting for custody of his kids ... in what's shaping up to be an incredibly messy legal battle with his estranged wife. Josh and his estranged wife, Kendra, have been going at it over their…
Kelly Osbourne's feeling emotional on her first Father's Day without Ozzy Osbourne ... penning a tribute to her old man on Instagram. The actress and television personality posted a series of photos with her dad ... photos that show her when she…
Paget Brewster seemingly lost her 'criminal mind' for a moment ... tearing into a reviewer just doing her job -- though she issued an apology shortly after. Here's the deal ... Shealyn Scott -- a senior writer for Screenrant -- wrote a review about…
It's National Smoothie Day, which means it's time for a sweet treat ... like this gallery of sexy celebs sippin' on their favorite fruity beverages!!! Stars like Heidi Klum, Winnie Harlow and Sabrina Carpenter clearly love their Erewhon smoothies,…
Oliver Tree's family can now rest a little easier ... because his body has been returned to the United States after the tragic helicopter crash that took his life last weekend. A tribute post popped up on his official Instagram account Sunday ...…
President Donald Trump's late-night post of a blonde woman sparked confusion online ... and led internet sleuths to figure out who she is. Here's the deal ... Trump hopped on Truth Social Saturday night and posted a photo of a blonde woman from the…
President Donald Trump says work is already underway to repair what he described as a heavily vandalized Reflecting Pool after he reportedly personally inspected the damage. Trump took to Truth Social to share his reaction after visiting the site,…
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