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Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox were spotted sunbathing on a luxury yacht off Mallorca.
Sen. Bernie Moreno accused Rep. Max Miller of dangerous behavior and called on the fellow Ohio Republican to resign amid a bitter custody battle.
A close friend describes the chilling moment she learned Tyler Wilkin was found shot execution-style on a camping trip in Luquillo, Puerto Rico.
Colorado congressional candidate Melat Kiros dismissed concerns about communists in the Democratic Socialists of America, calling Republican criticism "noise" ahead of midterms.
Amy Schumer shared new bikini photos showing her weight loss results after crediting Mounjaro and hormone therapy for perimenopause symptoms.
A bipartisan House bill would let DHS order AI companies to shut down dangerous models, with fines up to $20 million per day for noncompliance.
Chevron CEO Mike Wirth warns of "very real" risks to oil supply as the Strait of Hormuz, Red Sea and Black Sea face growing threats amid Iran conflict.
Security camera video captures a young fox trotting up to Gordon Campbell's doorstep near Glasgow, Scotland, and stealing his milk delivery.
How the Cubs unintentionally helped the Dodgers land Tarik Skubal in blockbuster trade deadline move
The Cubs were among teams pursuing Tarik Skubal, but a former Chicago prospect helped the Dodgers land the back-to-back Cy Young winner instead.
At least 72 migrants are dead as Spain searches for more victims and a deadly border crossing sparks renewed political tensions across Europe.
Satire
Several schools across the U.S. are deploying pepper spray-dispensing drones in an effort to combat school shootings, an approach inspired by the success of drones in Ukraine’s war effort. What do you think?
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NASHVILLE, TN — Podcast host Candace Owens explained to listeners that only the most highly-trained commandos could execute the crawling technique being shown as she played a video of a six-month-old baby inching across the floor.
MIAMI, FL — After a bit of reflection, local man Dave Christensen decided that perhaps it would be best to pass on this year's Islamic car show.
AUGUSTA, ME — The Democratic Party of Maine explained to voters that they can do "no rape" or "no incest", but not both.
WASHINGTON—Saying the convenience of the quick but nutritious entrees could not be beat, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. showed viewers of his new cooking show Friday how they could create easy weeknight meals using ingredients already in their own bodies. “You don’t
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The American Red Cross warned that a critical shortage of blood could prevent those needing life-saving transfusions from getting them, urging donations from everyone eligible to give. What do you think?
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SANTA MONICA, CA—Stating that they were looking forward to another spectacular and soul-stirring awards ceremony in February, the Recording Academy confirmed Friday that the list of artists not boycotting the Grammys was down to Meghan Trainor, Susan Boyle, and Sugar Ray. “While we are disappoin
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day opens in theaters this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new film. Q: What’s the premise? A: The “premise”? Easy there, college boy. It’s a Spider-Man movie. You can leave your notebook at home. Q: Which comic book is it based on? A: Th
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Sports
Saints defensive tackle Bryan Bresee will undergo season-ending surgery to repair a torn ACL, coach Kellen Moore told reporters Sunday.
The Rays are acquiring Freddy Peralta in a trade with the Mets, sources told ESPN, in a move that gives Tampa Bay one of the AL's best rotations for the stretch run.
The Sparks are trading five-time All-Star Kelsey Plum to the Mercury for Monique Akoa Makani, a 2027 first-round pick and a 2028 second-rounder, sources told ESPN.
An emotional Tarik Skubal recounted his nine seasons with the Tigers and said it was something he would "never take for granted" after it was reported that he was being traded to the Dodgers.
As football practices get underway amid hotter-than-normal temperatures, two organizations are calling for a different approach to prevent heatstroke in linemen, who make up 90% of heatstroke deaths in high school and college.
Andrus Peat, a three-time Pro Bowl selection over 11 NFL seasons, has announced his retirement from the NFL.
Which difference-makers are available? Here are the big names your team could be targeting, with a few new additions near the top.
The first-place Dodgers have finalized a trade to acquire two-time AL Cy Young Award winner Tarik Skubal from the Tigers, sending Zyhir Hope, River Ryan and Brady Smith to Detroit.
The White Sox are acquiring right-handed pitcher Luis Castillo from the Mariners for Seranthony Dominguez, Nolan Jones and prospect Boston Smith.
How a "weird" idea from "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" turned into a 1996 baseball road trip of a lifetime.
Freddy Peralta will find out if a change of scenery can salvage a tough 2026 following a deadline trade.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
One of the most popular names as the MLB trade deadline approaches: Giants second baseman Luis Arraez.
How many times can the rich get richer? See the latest World Series odds after Tarik Skubal was traded to the Dodgers.
Here are the top 10 most impactful MLB Trade Deadline deals since 2000.
La Familia faces Davis Steel in the $2 million TBT Championship on FOX. Here’s the start time, TV channel and streaming information for Sunday, Aug. 2.
We're grading the deals ahead of Monday's MLB trade deadline, including the Tarik Skubal blockbuster.
⚾️ Dodgers Get Richer With Tarik Skubal
Another superstar heads to L.A. on what feels like a bargain deal.
Tarik Skubal has been traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers for a trio of prospects.
Tech
If you want the best view of the 2026 solar eclipse, you'll need to travel to Spain or Iceland.
Chromebooks aren't limited to only apps you can get on the Play Store.
As USB-C becomes the standard across most devices, it's time to go through that drawer full of USB adapters and toss those you no longer need.
Struggling with audio dropout or finnicky pairing? Ensure these common Bluetooth speaker problems aren't getting in the way of your auditory delights.
Using your phone while it's plugged in changes the way it charge. Here are some common myths (and truths) about charging smartphones and tablets.
Keep your logins locked down with our favorite password management apps for PC, Mac, Android, iPhone, and web browsers.
From how galaxies form to the beginnings of the universe, the images from the space telescope are giving cosmologists new data to explore—and theories to build out.
These portable vacuums make quick work of snack crumbs, tracked-in dirt, pet hair, and the mysterious debris beneath your seats.
Everything you need to know about the solar eclipse and lunar eclipse that will occur in August 2026.
Your kid’s little lunch hauler takes a brutal beating every day. These are the backbacks our own kids have tried and loved.
As more big companies invest in glasses that record audio and video and pack AI on board, privacy concerns are only getting louder.
New EU rules stipulate that people must be told when they’re interacting with AI or looking at AI-generated or -edited content, leading to fear of “disclosure fatigue.”
AboFlah talks about his new goals, streaming for charity, and when it’s time to log off.
There are times when a physical connection will perform better than a Wi-Fi hotspot. Here's when you want to use USB tethering, and how.
The Social Media Victims Law Center accused the companies of creating addictive and dangerous platforms.
iPhone stickers are a clever way to make conversations more personal and fun, but a good sticker library requires creating new and deleting old, overused ones.
The horizontal handheld will be released in navy and orange colorways.
Apple's CarPlay is a convenient way to listen to music or safely use navigation, but it can be a finnicky system that requires the occasional troubleshooting.
Upgrade your WFH setup and work in style with these comfy, WIRED-tested seats.
Upgrade your WFH setup and work in style with these comfy, WIRED-tested seats.
Entertainment
A newly surfaced video from Horn Island on July 4 may provide a potential clue in the search for Nolan Wells, with footage appearing to show the boat he was allegedly last seen on. At the end of this clip, the "Mac Daddy" boat is clearly seen --…
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Dana Bash turned CNN’s "State of the Union" into a heated debate Sunday, with the HHS secretary and the anchor clashing over COVID, vaccines, public health, and autism research. Watch the clip, as things got tense when…
James Van Der Beek's widow is remembering the late actor with a heartfelt tribute on what would have been their wedding anniversary. Sharing an emotional message online, Kimberly Van Der Beek reflected on the couple's 16 years of marriage and the…
The Sheriff in the Nancy Guthrie abduction case is speaking out after authorities released two ransom notes tied to the disappearance of the 84-year-old, hoping the public can help crack the case as the investigation enters its sixth month. Pima…
Vincent Pastore was surrounded by love just weeks before his death, celebrating his 80th birthday with a custom cake and a smile, a moment his longtime friend says perfectly captured the man behind the famous mobster roles. In video, obtained by…
Viral teen lifeguard Ryder Williams is opening up about the dramatic beach rescue that made him an internet sensation ... and he's as cool as a cucumber describing the potentially fatal day. The 16-year-old spoke out after video of him sprinting…
Wedding bells are ringing for Donovan Mitchell and Coco Jones ... the Cleveland Cavaliers superstar and Grammy-winning R&B singer are officially husband and wife!!! The happy couple tied the knot Saturday in front of their closest family and…
Harry Styles took his song "Falling" a little too literally on Saturday night ... taking a spectacular slip during a concert in Mexico City before bouncing back with a grin. Several witnesses in the crowd posted video of the moment as Harry was…
A mass shooter opened fire at an Idaho In-N-Out Burger, leaving at least three people dead and seven injured, according to authorities. The mayhem began Saturday afternoon at the burger joint in Twin Falls -- a city in southern Idaho -- where…
It should be illegal to look this good at 34 ... but Charli XCX knows we love it when she's rocking out in barely-there thongs and thick shades. That's right ... It's Charli's 34th birthday, and there is a whole lot we "Fancy" about this British…
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