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A group of scientists says sell-by dates on meat are overly conservative and are using predictive microbial modeling to extend shelf life and reduce food waste.
Test your news knowledge with this week's quiz featuring major primary races, a Democratic candidate's towel photo and a fired "60 Minutes" correspondent.
Orbit Robotics built Helios, a four-armed robot designed for zero gravity that grips and braces inside spacecraft while performing maintenance tasks.
SC prosecutors ask the state Supreme Court to unseal secret transcripts tied to the removal of Alex Murdaugh's "egg juror" ahead of his new trial.
Texas, Florida and other red states are winning the migration race by letting builders build, says the National Association of Home Builders CEO.
North Carolina mountain community braces for hurricane season two years after Helene's brutal impact
Two sisters are still trying to rebuild two years after losing their home during Helene. Meanwhile, a local mountain community is preparing for the upcoming hurricane season.
The Senate tried and failed to advance FISA reauthorization as Democrats blocked the spy law over Trump's pick of Bill Pulte as the new head of ODNI.
Union Pacific's Big Boy No. 4014, the world's largest operating steam locomotive, is drawing crowds as it makes its first East Coast tour ahead of America's 250th birthday.
Senate Republicans advanced Trump's $70 billion immigration enforcement package after a marathon vote-a-rama marked by internal GOP divisions.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's anti-billionaire rhetoric discourages Gen Z from entrepreneurship, undermining the human spirit of achievement.
Satire
DES MOINES, IA—Joining a long line of musicians who have threatened legal action against the commander-in-chief, nu-metal band Slipknot issued a public statement Tuesday demanding President Donald Trump stop using their masks during his rallies. “Donald Trump’s vile, evil agenda is not at all
The post Phoebe Bridgers Concertgoer Dips Into Bathroom To Snort Line Of Zoloft appeared first on The Onion.
President Donald Trump signed an executive order for AI companies to provide the federal government early access to their newest models, an effort to weigh national and cybersecurity risks before they reach market. What do you think?
The post Trump Orders Advanced Federal Review Of Frontier AI Model
SAN ANTONIO, TX — Sources confirmed that local 40-year-old Marcus Harper officially entered the developmental stage of adulthood characterized by an intense, borderline-religious obsession with researching electrolytes.
SAN DIEGO, CA — According to breaking news reports, John Bolton agreed to plead guilty to one count of illegally retaining classified national security information in exchange for only serving five years confined to a walrus exhibit at Sea World.
Sociological experts and podcasters agree: Living in Russia is far superior to living in the United States. From their pristine subways and plentiful grocery stores to the clearly secure and not-at-all-suspect way they hold elections, Russia is the place to be.
WASHINGTON—Adopting a tougher stance against the increasingly widespread form of workplace corruption, U.S. Department of Labor officials announced plans Thursday to crack down on people getting paid for their work. “For far too long, the practice of receiving money for services has gone uncheck
WASHINGTON—Instituting a massive overhaul to the federal government’s scientific grant system in order to find the mythical cartoon characters, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that he would be diverting all science funding into locating The Smurfs. “These are very bad tiny blue peopl
WILBURTON, OK — An intensive Bible study reportedly ended with the dramatic revelation that Elijah and Elisha are two different people.
FRANKLIN, KY — Following a long day at work in the middle of what had been a stressful week of responsibilities and anxiety, one local man decided to take a much-needed break from reality by turning on CNN.
In a record-breaking opening weekend for A24, horror movie Backrooms brought in $81 million at the domestic box office. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the Kane Parsons film. Q: Is this the first major motion picture based on a YouTube video? A: Not quite. Star Wars: The Rise Of S
BEIRUT — With ongoing hostilities breaking out in Iran and Lebanon, eliciting retaliatory strikes against Israel and U.S. military targets in the region, geopolitical experts confirmed that ceasefire continued to rage across the Middle East.
LONDON — As deadly stabbings continued to run unchecked across the United Kingdom, British citizens wished there were some kind of ranged weapon that shoots high-velocity ammunition to protect them from knife attacks.
Wedding vows were exchanged Sunday under the eyes of God, despite the fact that He wasn’t invited.
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EAST LANSING, MI—Calling the 21-year-old’s replies to his emails and text messages “rote” and “overly formal,” local professor Lowell Sterbenz told reporters Friday he was “pretty sure” student Evelyn Atwater was using AI to refuse his sexual advances. “It really is a shame with t
WASHINGTON—Saying it had been forced to take action against networks that refused to change their conduct, the Federal Communications Commission announced Monday it would investigate broadcasters of TV shows where the mom has a job. “It has come to our attention that the public airwaves have be
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Sports
Let's break down Knicks-Spurs Game 1 from all angles, from the most important plays to the key indicators and matchups to watch in Game 2.
Liverpool begin talks to sign Yan Diomande, and could Man City switch their attention from Elliot Anderson to Sandro Tonali? Transfer Talk has the latest.
Yankees outfielder Aaron Judge has been diagnosed with a stress fracture of the first rib on his right side, the team announced Thursday night.
The Golden Knights said they remain confident despite the Hurricanes' stunning rally to win Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Final, which was fueled by a critical failed coach's challenge in the third period.
Kayden Henry homered to lead Texas to a 4-1 victory over Texas Tech on Thursday night at the Women's College World Series for a second straight national championship.
Arizona Diamondbacks first baseman Ildemaro Vargas and Los Angeles Dodgers third baseman Max Muncy both left Thursday's game following a violent collision at first base.
Lynx guard Olivia Miles made eight 3-pointers Thursday night against the Valkyries, breaking a WNBA rookie record that Fever star Caitlin Clark tied in 2024.
Despite feeling ill and vomiting at halftime, Caitlin Clark played on and finished with 17 points and eight assists to help the Fever top the Dream 83-71 in Indiana's Commissioner's Cup opener.
President Trump said Thursday that he has accepted an invitation from New York Knicks owner James Dolan to attend an NBA Finals game at Madison Square Garden next week.
Seth Jarvis scored on the power play in overtime after Carolina erased a deficit in regulation only to give up a late tying goal, and the Hurricanes beat Vegas 4-3 in Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Final on Thursday night to even the series.
With the NBA Draft withdrawal deadline in the rearview mirror, FOX Sports' Casey Jacobsen shares his updated men's college basketball rankings.
New York Yankees outfielder Aaron Judge will be sidelined indefinitely with a stress fracture of his ribs, the team announced Thursday night.
The squads and the superstars are in their final preparations. Let's answer some big World Cup questions before the curtain rises.
Alex Rodriguez didn't hold back on his criticism of the Boston Red Sox and the American League.
Guéla Doué scored a goal and set up the winning strike as Ivory Coast surprised France while Iraq held Spain to a draw in pre-World Cup friendlies.
There's just one week to go until the biggest show on earth gets underway, with the 2026 World Cup kicking off on June 11.
Shohei Ohtani won't have the innings of other contenders, but by keeping the ball on the ground, limiting slug and routinely going deep into games, he's giving himself a Cy Young chance.
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These are the most most pressing items for new Liverpool manager Andoni Iraola.
The game puts concerns about France’s scoring efficiency while highlighting an Ivory Coast team that could now be a World Cup dark horse.
Tech
From battery life to privacy, there are many hurdles to the idea taking off.
The largest index in the world won't relax its rules to let SpaceX enter early.
These are the cleaning robots, water monitors, and toys actually worth buying for pool season.
An “urban explorer” tells WIRED their mother checked in to make sure they weren’t one of the people seen scurrying out of a manhole with their friends.
Anthropic warns that AIs will soon be able to build their own successor, and it's suggesting that companies may have to slow down development.
AI companies are using serif to project humanity. Critics are calling it “tasteslop.”
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Meta was previously reported to be exploring facial recognition for its smart glasses.
OpenAI has significantly improved the chatbot's "dreaming" architecture.
Canada's "AI for All" plan prioritizes strengthening data protections and increasing AI adoption.
Believe it or not, this is not the first robotaxi-assisted theft.
Netflix and EA are both going to capitalize on the World Cup craze.
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Entertainment
Time for another guess who! Can you guess the sexy brunette actress working on this roaring muscle car engine? This actress hit the mainstream in 2007 when she starred in one of the biggest movies that year, which completely transformed her career…
An ex-girlfriend of one of the male escorts suing Cassie over Diddy freak-offs is helping the singer fight the guy in court ... TMZ has learned. A source connected to the situation tells TMZ ... Cassie was contacted by Clayton Howard's ex, Francyna…
Pride Month brings out Hollywood's most colorful side ... and the stars don't exactly believe in subtlety. From rainbow fits to glitter-drenched celebrations, the A-list takes over the streets and turns them into one giant runway. Leading the…
Nate Burleson is predicting big things for Russell Wilson as a talking head ... and he tells TMZ Sports he actually recruited his new teammate to join their crew!! We caught up with the athlete-turned-TV star out in NYC, fresh off the news of Mr.…
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Before this lil' kiddo rockin' a bowl cut turned into a 2026 Tony Awards' nominee, he was just growing up in London and dreaming of the big screen when he was just 5 years old ... He's nominated for Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role…
"Bad Boys" star Theresa Randle is facing new legal issues after her ex filed a restraining order claiming she broke into his home and desperately needs help ... TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained the petition filed by Theresa’s ex, Dario Pallini, who…
An Arkansas dad accused of killing a man charged with sexually abusing his teenage daughter has scored a massive courtroom victory ... because he's off the hook in his murder case. A judge on Thursday tossed the second-degree murder charge against…
Madonna didn't wait for a sold-out arena to launch her new era ... she took over Times Square instead -- delivering a surprise performance that stopped tourists and commuters in their tracks! The Queen of Pop turned NYC into her own giant…
A longtime Hollywood character actor is dead after a shocking stabbing ... and cops say the man accused of killing him is his girlfriend's son. According to LAPD, 81-year-old actor James Handy -- whose credits include "Top Gun: Maverick," "Jumanji"…
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