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A Nebraska man allegedly used Roblox and Snapchat to groom two sisters before allegedly kidnapping them. What parents need to know about online predators.
U.N. chief's congratulations to Iran on Islamic revolution anniversary sparks outrage from human rights advocates amid ongoing crackdown investigations.
Olympic skiing star Lindsey Vonn revealed on Wednesday she underwent a third surgery on the broken leg she suffered during an event over the weekend.
American speedskater Jordan Stolz set an Olympic record on his way to a gold medal win in the 1,000 meters at the 2026 Milan Cortina Games.
Three Americans accused of child sex crimes were arrested at Texas border crossings during Super Bowl weekend, highlighting CBP's protective role.
Top U.S. military leaders host over 30 nations in Washington to strengthen Western Hemisphere security cooperation and address growing regional threats.
Alex Murdaugh's defense team argues alleged jury tampering by court clerk Rebecca Hill should overturn his murder conviction at state Supreme Court hearing.
Trump administration's ICE deportation policies face scrutiny as Irish immigrant case challenges claims of racial bias in immigration enforcement efforts.
Kelsea Ballerini sparks cheating rumors with cryptic Instagram comment on Ashley Cooke's song about "wandering eyes" after her breakup with Chase Stokes.
CDC issues urgent travel alert for Seychelles islands due to Chikungunya virus outbreak. Travelers advised to get vaccinated and prevent mosquito bites.
Satire
U.S. — With the horrific news breaking of yet another mass shooting at a school, the media has remained completely stumped as to anything recent mass shooters could have in common.
GILBERT, AZ — According to sources, a family of church visitors left services almost immediately on Sunday after the finding out that pastor said "worsh" instead of "wash."
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local wife Rebecca Gadsen interrupted a story she was telling her husband to begin telling yet another unrelated story.
U.S. — Turning Point USA has announced that they will be hosting the "All-American Olympics" which will feature Kid Rock competing in every single Olympic sport.
Internal Department of Homeland Security documents revealed that less than 14% of the nearly 400,000 immigrants arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement last year had charges or convictions for violent criminal offenses. What do you think?
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CAMBRIDGE, MA—Claiming there simply wasn’t much else going on for the birds over the past several million years, a study published Tuesday by Harvard University ornithologists found that macaws evolved their vibrant coloration as a way to pass the time. “According to our research, macaws’ s
The severely hungover pair woke up married Sunday morning after an alcohol-fueled six years of courtship and dating.
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BOSTON—In a move hailed as a breakthrough for round-the-clock gambling, sports betting company DraftKings announced Tuesday that users would now be able to place wagers directly from within their dreams. “At DraftKings, we know the action never sleeps, and you should be able to wager however—
HEAVEN — Old habits from life on Earth seemed to be challenging to break, as reports from Heaven indicated that Saint Peter was seen trying to explain to John the Baptist that he didn't have to eat bugs anymore.
Bad Bunny broke down barriers at this year's Super Bowl by putting on a show that only 15% of the viewing audience could understand, which has people wondering how the NFL will follow it up.
U.S. — In an effort to expand the global market for American football, the National Football League announced on Tuesday that next year's Super Bowl halftime show would be performed entirely in Sindarin Elvish.
RICHMOND, VA — In a blatant and callous display of colonialism, local wife Jennifer Carlin refused to return the land she stole from her husband John's side of the bed last night.
CORTINA D'AMPEZZO — After suffering a nasty fall on the slopes during the women's downhill competition, American skier Lindsey Vonn announced that she had joined the U.S. Paralympics team.
EDINA, MN — An alarming new study of Minnesota schools revealed that the average Somali high school senior is only committing fraud at a 5th-grade level.
OWENSBORO, KY—Insisting that the Winter Olympic sport was “basically just lying there and letting gravity happen,” local man Michael Chou correctly declared Tuesday that he could totally compete in luge and it wouldn’t be that difficult. “Not to shit on these guys, but c’mon, if you can
YARMOUTH, ME—As he bemoaned yet another day of the same infuriating routine from one of the message board’s biggest assholes, local man Kyle Parker confirmed Friday that AmigaraEnigma_9x9, his rival on AnimeNation.com, was up to his usual horseshit. “It’s not even noon, and he’s already be
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Sports
Three ranked upsets lead to big moves in the ACC, Big 12 and Big Ten as the mid-majors get another lock.
The college basketball version of the new NBA All-Star format features elite talent, including 11 freshmen.
Who will win next season's Super Bowl? Who is set to be the next MVP? We asked NFL experts to make early calls on how 2026 will play out.
Juraj Slafkovsky scored twice to pick up where he left off four years ago as Slovakia pulled off an upset in the first men's hockey game of the Milan Cortina Olympics by beating Finland 4-1.
Falcons defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich said Wednesday that he was "obviously disappointed" by the news of edge rusher James Pearce Jr.'s arrest.
Syracuse athletic director John Wildhack is retiring after 10 years at the school.
U.S. speedskater Jordan Stolz won the first of four potential gold medals, setting an Olympic record Wednesday in the 1,000 meters.
Sunday will mark the first live performance of John Tesh's song in a sports arena, the NBA said. Ludacris will perform Saturday before the All-Star dunk contest.
Mets shortstop Francisco Lindor has opted to have surgery on his left hamate bone and will miss at least six weeks, manager Carlos Mendoza said.
The NBA has suspended Detroit's Isaiah Stewart and Jalen Duren and Charlotte's Miles Bridges and Moussa Diabate for their roles in Monday's brawl.
Here's the projected weather for the 2026 Daytona 500 to kick off the NASCAR Cup Series season.
The Final Four is creeping closer. Check out the early odds for which teams will make up the prestigious grouping come season's end.
Cristiano Ronaldo has been told he "doesn't have the genius" of fellow footballing greats such as Lionel Messi, Diego Maradona and Ronaldo Nazario by former Real Madrid boss Fabio Capello.
Two Hall of Famers will give the command for INDYCAR's Grand Prix of Arlington in March.
Tottenham have taken the decision to sack manager Thomas Frank after a dismal run of eight games without a win.
Keeping tabs on all of MLB's notable free agency signings, trades, and extensions ahead of the 2026 season.
Who will win the 2026 Cup Series? Kevin Harvick, Bob Pockrass and Mamba Smith were all over the map with their predictions.
The NBA All-Star festivities go down this weekend. Check out the odds for the All-Star Game, Dunk Contest and 3-Point Shootout.
Wisconsin shocks Illinois, Purdue's rebounding gets it past Nebraska, both Iowa State teams lose, a 30-point duel, Rice comes back and more from Tuesday's college basketball action.
Seven-time Cup Series champion Jimmie Johnson opens up on living in London and if this will be his final Daytona 500 race.
Tech
Apple has released the software update 26.3 for its various platforms. This includes the iPhone, iPad, Mac and Apple Watch. In other words, don't be surprised when your iPhone notifies you of a pending update.
Unfortunately, there isn't all that much to talk about here. Consider this a minor update
People have a right to know who their neighbors are, especially when it's ICE.
Amazon has announced that it will bring its same-day prescription delivery service to 4,500 new cities and towns by the end of 2026. The company originally launched Amazon Pharmacy in 2020 with a two-day delivery option, and has continued to increase the availability and delivery speed of the servic
I used the viral AI helper to order groceries, sort emails, and negotiate deals. Then it decided to scam me.
Jason Momoa will be playing the lead in the forthcoming film adaptation of the Helldivers gaming franchise, according to a report by Variety. The games don't have a story-driven protagonist, so Momoa is likely to play a currently unnamed soldier.
We also have a release date for the Helldivers film.
The financier recommended adding Margaret Thatcher to Tesla’s board, even though she had been dead for five years.
This supercharged Anker pack can keep all your devices topped up.
Threads users have been complaining about its recommendation algorithm pretty much since the beginning of the platform. At some point, this turned into a meme, with users writing posts jokingly addressed to the algorithm in which they requested to see more posts about the topics they're actually int
NordVPN is offering a significant discount on its two-year plans, with 70 percent off its Complete tier and up to 78 percent off overall. For the Complete tier, the deal brings the total cost down to $130 for 24 months.
NordVPN regularly appears on Engadget’s list of the best VPN services thanks t
TikTok US just launched a local feed for users to "get the inside scoop on must-try restaurants, shops, museums and events." This is done by leveraging the exact location of people that are using the app and comes after a change in the platform's terms of service that says the app can do just that.
Though the original series is very much done, Netflix is going to squeeze as much juice out of Stranger Things as it can. The company is said to be filming the Broadway production of Stranger Things: The First Shadow so it can offer up a recording on its streaming service.Several public performances
As frustrating as it is that governments and businesses are running roughshod over our online freedoms, at least we have plenty of good VPNs to keep us protected online. There are so many fast, intelligently designed, full-featured and affordable services on the market that the biggest problem is pi
Good deals on Apple products aren’t as frequent as we’d like them to be, but if there’s one of the company’s products that does seem to enjoy pretty regular price cuts, it’s the AirTag. Right now you can pick up a four-pack of Apple’s diminutive first-generation Bluetooth trackers for $6
US Border Patrol intelligence units will gain access to a face recognition tool built on billions of images scraped from the internet.
Whether it's the Seahawks' commanding Super Bowl victory or the fast-paced action of the Milan Winter Olympics, there's a lot of sportsball happening right now. It's a great time to get ahold of a virtual private network (VPN) and enjoy worldwide streaming adventures while improving your cybersecuri
Want to give your children an easy way to contact you—without giving them a smartphone? Family Setup on WatchOS can help.
From surprisingly good $300 Chromebooks to excellent $650 Windows laptops, these are the best budget laptops we’ve tested.
This esports keyboard isn't particularly comfortable, but it's incredibly competitive.
What a three-time Olympic medalist packs to Milano Cortina 2026.
Wacom’s Android-based drawing pad tries, and mostly succeeds, to pack a full digital art workstation into a portable sketch pad.
Entertainment
James Van Der Beek has died ... TMZ has learned. A rep for the Travis County Medical Examiner's Office says ... it was reported to them at 6:44 AM. No cause of death was given. James' wife, Kimberley Van Der Beek, shared the death announcement…
The FBI and the Pima County Sheriff's Department are homing in on the outfit the presumed kidnapper wore as he approached Nancy Guthrie's front door, and they are on the hunt for who bought the items ... law enforcement sources involved in the…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 9:30 AM and 11:30 AM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's just…
Bijou Phillips needs another miracle ... because she desperately needs a second kidney transplant ... and she's currently in the hospital. A rep for Bijou tells TMZ ... she's is currently under care at UCLA Health, where she's back on dialysis as…
Lindsey Vonn is giving fans an update from her hospital bed, announcing she underwent ANOTHER surgery -- her third since Sunday's brutal accident -- which she says was a success ... though the road to recovery is a long one. "I had my 3rd surgery…
Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni showed up wearing almost the exact same outfit in court Wednesday ... so while the outcome of their legal battle is yet to be determined, you can decide who won the fashion showdown today. That's right ... as if…
Forget trusting the pods and letting love be blind ... 'cause one contestant on the new season made her experience on the show painfully literal by practically gluing her own eye shut!! The wildly ironic moment went down during the S10 premiere of…
Michelle Obama is dishing out relationship advice ... and she says couples need to slow play a lot of things ... like moving in together. The former First Lady shared her opinion on couples who move in early on her podcast with her brother, Craig…
Angela Martini says she and her husband have re-ignited the spark in their marriage ... and, she's got some wise advice for wild ladies looking to do the same this Valentine's Day! The former Miss Universe contestant from Albania spoke with us at a…
Tom Brady isn’t handing out participation trophies -- especially not to Logan Paul. The NFL legend is doubling down on the competitive tone surrounding the upcoming Fanatics flag football showdown in Saudi Arabia … making it crystal clear…
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