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Montgomery County police announce arrest in fatal shooting of 87-year-old millionaire philanthropist Robert Fuller.
The Boston-based federal judge ruled that the Trump administration’s third-country removal policy is unlawful and violates due process protections under the Constitution.
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani calls alleged assault on NYPD officers a "snowball fight," sparking outrage from police unions who say officers were injured.
Luke Combs pushes back on being called "liberal" for rejecting racism, tells critics he has never declared any political affiliation publicly before.
Trump adapts trade strategy after Supreme Court strikes down tariffs in 6-3 ruling, preserving existing duties while vowing continued fight against decision.
College student dies of carbon monoxide poisoning after being found unconscious in snow-covered car during Rhode Island's historic blizzard.
President Donald Trump broke his record for the longest State of the Union address in U.S. history at 1 hour, 48 minutes, while Nancy Pelosi called it "lazy."
Progressive “Squad" member Rep. Ayanna Pressley is taking heat for an “unhinged" take comparing U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers to members of the Ku Klux Klan.
GOP Rep. Kat Cammack sat on the left side of the House chamber with Democrats during President Donald Trump's State of the Union speech on Tuesday.
U.S. men's hockey team celebrates gold medal victory at White House but faced social media backlash over one player's "Make America Great Again" hat.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has unveiled his clever plan to secure a third term by simply continuing his State of the Union speech for the next seven years.
ATLANTA—Explaining that watching his movements on video had really helped him identify weaknesses and track his gains and losses, local bodybuilder Antonio Vergara filmed himself eating chicken Wednesday to make sure his form was correct. “People don’t realize it, but over 70% of injuries from
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congress stared in confusion this evening, puzzled by hearing a speech from a President who can say words and sentences.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky will be holding his own State of the Union Address from a street corner outside a local T.J. Maxx.
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ATLANTA — Local man Brandon Haden reportedly wowed friends and family this week with a surprise trip to the exotic Mexican city of Puerto Vallarta, which he had purchased at a killer discount.
PALM BEACH, FL — In an effort to create a more efficient process for everyone making an attempt on his life, President Donald Trump ordered his staff to install a "Take-A-Number" ticket dispenser at the front gate of Mar-a-Lago for all would-be assassins.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democrat response to President Trump's State of the Union address will reportedly be delivered by Bad Bunny, sources confirmed Tuesday.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's national security received a significant boost this week, as President Donald Trump announced that he had hired the goalie of the U.S. men's Olympic hockey team to guard the southern border.
ERIE, PA—Feeling what he described as intense satisfaction as he gazed at the floor around the barber chair, local man Gabriel Daynes, 35, was proud of all the hair on the ground after he got a haircut, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Wow, look at that big pile down there—I grew all that!” Dayne
GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Despite ample opportunity for the troubling realization to occur to him in the long hours he spent staring at his laptop, sources reported Tuesday that local man Aaron Semple at no point recognized during his recent rewatching of every Planet Of The Apes film that he might, in fac
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SYDNEY—Responding to backlash following the release of Netflix’s America’s Next Top Model docuseries, supermodel and television personality Tyra Banks stated Tuesday that taking abuse from Tyra Banks is simply how the modeling industry works. “You can ask hundreds of models around the world,
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Sports
After 17 illustrious seasons at Team Penske, Will Power moved to Andretti Global this offseason. He reflects on the decision.
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The Lakers lost to the Magic 110-109 on Tuesday after a botched sidelines out-of-bounds play between LeBron James and Luka Doncic in the final seconds failed to produce a quality shot.
NASCAR scrapped the "Promoter's Caution" for this season's All-Star Race at Dover Motor Speedway and will run a three-segment, 350-lap competition.
The odds to win the NBA's regular-season MVP have tightened, with the top two betting favorites -- Oklahoma City's Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Denver's Nikola Jokic -- at risk of not qualifying for the award
Ohio State star Arvell Reese, one of the top prospects in April's NFL draft, declared himself an "outside linebacker/edge" rusher during media interviews at the combine Wednesday.
Defensive end Rueben Bain Jr. said no team has mentioned arm length to him during his interviews, focusing on his play instead.
The Cowboys have extended an offer to Brandon Aubrey that would make him the highest-paid kicker in the NFL, sources told ESPN, but Aubrey's agent has asked for a deal closer to $10 million per season.
Connor Hellebuyck, the goaltender for the gold-medal-winning U.S. men's Olympic hockey team, will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, President Donald Trump announced during Tuesday night's State of the Union.
Pittsburgh Penguins captain Sidney Crosby will miss at least four weeks after he was moved to injured reserve, the team announced Wednesday.
As the NFL gets ready for this week's combine workouts, let's project where the best players in the 2026 NFL draft class will get picked in April.
Which QB do you trust the most to win you a game? Which coach would you most like to play for? Those were some of the questions we asked 42 NFL Draft prospects in our combine survey.
Hear from the drivers themselves (anonymously of course) on hot topics ahead of the 2026 INDYCAR season.
A video has circulated of a doctor telling Deion Sanders he was worried about the Colorado head coach losing a leg last season.
A look at who's who and what they are playing for in the men's and women's college basketball mid-major Mountain West.
Can the Miami Redhawks go undefeated in the regular season? See the latest odds.
The 2026 NASCAR All-Star Race will look a lot a different. Here are the latest twists and turns for the exciting new format.
Norwegian minnows Bodo/Glimt pulled off one of the biggest Champions League upsets ever by eliminating Inter. Here are 10 more major shocks.
Check out the odds for the regular-season conference title races, as the college hoops year winds down.
Check out what to know about the best games from this week's NBA slate, including Spurs-Knicks and Nuggets-Thunder.
Tech
Kalshi, one of several online prediction markets that have exploded in popularity in the last few years, has suspended one of YouTube MrBeast's video editors for insider trading, NPR reports. Besides being suspended from the platform for two years, Kalshi says the editor will also be required to pay
An open source project called Scrapling is gaining traction with AI agent users who want their bots to scrape sites without permission.
Two stories about the Claude maker Anthropic broke on Tuesday that, when combined, arguably paint a chilling picture. First, US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is reportedly pressuring Anthropic to yield its AI safeguards and give the military unrestrained access to its Claude AI chatbot. The company
Sony just divulged the list of PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for March, and there's a little something for everybody. These will all be playable on March 3 for subscribers on any tier. After downloading, the games will stay in a player's library as long as the subscription remains active.
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Following Samsung’s Unpacked event, the Samsung Galaxy S26 is available for pre-order, and it looks very familiar. That is not necessarily a bad thing. Like recent updates in the Galaxy S line, Samsung is refining its flagship rather than dramatically reinventing it.
Both phones share a lot of cor
Samsung has officially unveiled the Galaxy S26, Galaxy S26+ and Galaxy S26 Ultra, and the company is once again leaning heavily on AI, camera upgrades and refined hardware to move the lineup forward. While the overall design remains familiar, there are some meaningful differences between the three m
During its Unpacked event today, Samsung announced three new Galaxy S-series phones as well as the latest generation of its earbuds, the Galaxy Buds 4 and Galaxy Buds 4 Pro. Pre-orders are now open and the new devices are set to ship March 11. As expected, this year’s models aren’t drastically d
Google unveiled a new batch of Android updates, including more Gemini-powered tools and improved scam detection features at Samsung’s Galaxy S26 launch on Wednesday.
A new feature in the Gemini app will let users hand off multi-step tasks, like ordering a rideshare or building a grocery cart. The
As we prepare to leave the winter months, Samsung announced another family of Galaxy S flagships for those looking to upgrade. As usual, the company put its best components and features into the Galaxy S26 Ultra, but it also added more to the base S26 and S26+. The company has hit its groove with it
Starting with the Samsung Galaxy S26, Google’s Gemini can automate tasks in popular mobile apps. We got a live demo of the new feature in action.
Samsung’s new phones all get AI enhancements, and the flagship Galaxy S26 Ultra has a Privacy Display that can block the screen from nosy neighbors.
Mobile World Congress is right around the corner, but Samsung got out ahead of many rivals that will be showing off new handsets at that event by running the latest edition of Unpacked on Wednesday. The company took the opportunity to reveal the Galaxy S26 lineup, which includes the base S26, the S2
To coincide with the release of Samsung's new Galaxy S26 family of phones, Google is pushing out a small but meaningful update to Circle to Search. As a reminder, Circle to Search allows you to carry out a Google Search from almost anywhere on your phone. Just tap and hold your device's home button,
A popular right-wing account that called a video depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as apes "a masterpiece" appears to be run by a White House staffer, according to records reviewed by WIRED.
Trump supporters are angry at the lack of arrests after the latest Epstein file dump but have targeted their ire at Kash Patel, Pam Bondi, and Steve Bannon rather than the president.
Leading prediction market Kalshi has revealed details of two recent insider trading cases it flagged to authorities, giving a rare look at how the platform enforces its policies.
If you've ever wanted to bounce ideas off your favorite historical figure, Ailias gives you the chance.
Need the power of a Linux desktop in a laptop? Kubuntu Focus’ latest laptop is perfect for developers, video editors, and anyone who needs serious computing power.
From workout-ready earbuds to gaming over-ears, these WIRED-tested picks sound like a million bucks.
Entertainment
"TMZ After Dark" was fully star-charged Saturday night ... two buses, double the chaos, and enough energy to power Sunset -- with the first bus led by Nick Cannon’s brothers! Hit the clip ... 'cause Gabriel, Caleb and Reuben were dancing, singing…
Bella Thorne and her fiancé, Mark Emms, had a date fit for a rom-com during a recent visit to Universal Studios ... and they were kind enough to share some of their hot pics! Check out the photos ... Bella and Mark went into a full-on make-out in…
Former NBA star Chris Bosh is opening up on a recent medical emergency ... revealing he was getting ready for a date night with his wife when he blacked out and woke up in a pool of his own blood. The Hall of Famer shared the news with his…
Robert Cosby Jr. -- the son of "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" star Mary Cosby -- is dead ... TMZ has learned. Robert died Monday in Utah ... the cause of death is unclear, but police responded to a possible overdose, and it turned into a…
Adin Ross has officially locked down the iconic "Breaking Bad" house ... dropping $1.3M to win the full-blown bidding war, TMZ has learned. The 4-bedroom, 1-bath Albuquerque, NM property had been sitting on the market for more than a year with a…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 9:30 AM and 11:30 AM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's just…
Cardi B made "Saturday Night Live's" 1,000th episode one to remember ... allegedly for all the wrong reasons -- according to our sources, Cardi started destroying equipment during rehearsal when she overheard the "Weekend Update" anchors run a…
Tiger Woods reunited with a familiar face this week -- ex-wife Elin Nordegren -- as the former couple, once at the center of a super contentious divorce, put their issues aside to celebrate their son's accomplishments on the golf course. The golf…
Priyanka Chopra's revealing more details about her daughter Malti's difficult birth ... including how her skin was a bright purple color when she was born. The actress and model appeared on the show "On Purpose with Jay Shetty" -- a mental…
While a good amount of the U.S. men's hockey team visited the White House following their gold medal win over Canada in the Winter Olympics, a handful of players like Jake Guentzel opted to pass on the opportunity ... and the Tampa Bay Lightning…
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