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Cooper Flagg left the Dallas Mavericks' win over the Indiana Pacers after Aaron Nesmith's flagrant foul sent him crashing hard under the basket.
The Michigan Senate race heated up on "Special Report" as Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers clashed over war powers, Medicare-for-all and Muslim Brotherhood allegations.
Fox News hosts Ainsley Earhardt and Sean Hannity celebrated their upcoming wedding on Friday with a gathering of family, close friends and longtime colleagues at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida.
Tony Stewart's Talladega Superspeedway return ended just 17 laps in after a massive nine-car wreck triggered by Stewart Friesen's loose truck.
Linda McMahon is shifting Department of Education functions to the departments of Labor and Treasury through interagency agreements as proof of concept.
Tyler Robinson's Utah trial for the assassination of Charlie Kirk still has no start date as prosecutors and defense attorneys clash over timing.
Months after revealing her breast cancer diagnosis in April, Vanessa Trump announces she is cancer-free in an emotional video with daughter Kai Trump.
Ric Flair was reportedly rushed to a Tampa hospital by ambulance after falling outside a bar, suffering facial cuts and a possible concussion.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio urged Cubans to form a "discrete partnership with the CIA" as Trump floated sending him to Cuba to cut a deal.
President Donald Trump says the NFL could have postponed the Steelers-Saints Paris game as mass protests stretch police and security resources.
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PHILADELPHIA, PA — NBA officials believe they've finally found a way to get LeBron James to stand at attention during the national anthem and show some respect by giving him a Chinese flag to look at.
KYIV — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy denied claims by President Trump that Starlink service had been restored in Ukraine, even going so far as to say their service had been downgraded by Elon Musk to Netscape Navigator with a dial-up connection.
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PARIS — Panic spread across the city of Paris today after the Atlanta Falcons announced a surprise visit to France.
The Central Intelligence Agency is experiencing a historic surge of departures as the Trump administration pushes veteran officers to resign or retire. What do you think?
The post CIA Experiencing Mass Exodus appeared first on The Onion.
CHARLOTTE, NC — Night-shift nurse Avani Kaur burst into the hospital room at 2 a.m. this morning to remind recovering mother Lindsay Cullen how critical sleep is for postpartum recovery.
DULUTH, MN — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar narrowly evaded capture by authorities on Thursday as she was seen escaping aboard a Somali pirate ship docked in Lake Superior, shouting, "You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Ilhan Omar!"
With millions of Americans consuming far more sodium than is recommended by doctors, many are looking for ways to cut back. The Onion shares tips for lowering the amount of salt in your diet. Stay away from foods with red-flag terms on the label like “flavor.” Buy fresh, frozen, or canned jerky.
CLIVE, IA—In an effort to make their selection process more robust and holistic, officials at the multistate lottery game Powerball announced Friday the addition of an essay section. “In order to learn more about the wide range of people interested in becoming Powerball winners, we’re asking t
PARIS — To accommodate modern French sensibilities, the NFL has announced that their first ever game to take place in Paris will include special endzone messaging by having "Allahu Akbar" painted onto the field.
BURBANK, CA—Attempting to outline plans for their cinematic universe to fans, producers at DC Studios clarified in a press statement Friday that the new film Clayface was not connected to Matt Reeves’ The Batman, unless they decided it actually was. “With so much confusion over the large-scale
VATICAN CITY—In the latest sign that his health continues to improve, Pope Leo XIV declared Friday in an address to Catholics around the world that he would soon be strong enough to battle God. “To the faithful gathered here, thank you for your support, and know that I now feel better than ever
CHICAGO—Dashing from station to station in a state of pure delirium as he gazed upon the endless spread of complimentary food and drinks, local dad Bruce Etheridge was reportedly losing his fucking mind Tuesday over the box suite amenities at a Blackhawks game. “Holy crap, they got hot dogs, lo
LOS ANGELES—Peeking out from behind the trunk with a mischievous grin on her face, actress Sydney Sweeney announced, “Now my breasts are over here!” from behind an old oak tree Friday. “He-he, it’s me,” said the 29-year-old Euphoria and Anyone But You star, who giggled as she ducked behi
With Representative Ilhan Omar seemingly unsure about whether she accidentally married her brother, millions of women have been left asking themselves a difficult question: Am I married to my brother? Don't worry. We'll help you sort this out.
U.S. — Fans are reportedly more excited than ever for the 2026 World Series, eager to sit down and watch a compelling matchup between Not the Dodgers and Not the Yankees.
SAN FRANCISCO—Immediately reconsidering her decision to treat herself to a little spending spree upon seeing how much it would cost, local woman Christina Rogers reportedly scrapped her plan to splurge Thursday on account of the price. “I told myself I was going to reward my hard work this week
OPHRAH — Before going into battle, Gideon, the son of Joash the Abiezrite, reportedly asked for a third sign to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that the Lord was with him: for a wet fleece to be turned into a tank.
DAVENPORT, IA—In a shocking and distressing display of self-centered behavior on “this day of all days,” the grown children of Lynn Sullivan confirmed Thursday that their mom was making her birthday entirely about her. “It’s just ‘me, me, me,’ with her today. Unbelievable,” said 19-y
The post Nathan Fielder Quietly Deletes Footage Of Theranos Machine Working Perfectly appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Texas AD Chris Del Conte on Friday sought to clarify the team's use of a new AI-driven platform on a crucial play that failed in last week's loss to Florida.
MLB commissioner Rob Manfred said a Rays-Brewers World Series is good for the game but stressed that small markets can't compete on a regular basis without a cap.
Lawrence McCutcheon, a five-time Pro Bowl running back for the Los Angeles Rams who went on to a long career in the team's front office, died Friday. He was 76.
American Skye Blakely has soared to the women's all-around gold at the world gymnastics championships.
Vance and Yvonne Bradford's newborn son is named for the popular chant that filled the streets of New York after the Knicks' first title in over 50 years.
The Fever fired general manager Amber Cox on Friday, hours after the team announced that president Kelly Krauskopf stepped down. As of now, the expectation is that Stephanie White will remain Indiana's coach, sources told ESPN's Alexa Philippou.
LIV Golf CEO Scott O'Neil was given a retention payment of $6.375 million less than three months before the tour filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.
49ers receivers Mike Evans and Deebo Samuel Sr., and defensive end Nick Bosa are among a half dozen players who have been ruled out for Sunday's game against the Falcons.
Jacob Misiorowski broke the record for fastest World Series pitch with the very first offering of this year's Fall Classic.
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Here is who World Series-winners Derek Jeter, David Ortiz and Alex Rodriguez have taking home the Commissioner's Trophy.
Momentum in El Clásico doesn’t exist. With the history and stars who make up this rivalry, just revel in it.
Brewers fans are more than ready for Game 1 of the World Series.
Sammy P is back with his best bets for the weekend, including his wagers for Indiana-Michigan and Colts-Vikings.
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Tech
OpenAI says it will no longer allow frontier models to access the internet during training in an effort to put in new safety measures after a series of incidents.
The brand’s lovely selection of hand-knotted and handwoven wool rugs at reasonable prices make it a WIRED-staff favorite.
The first folding iPhone Duo is here, alongside the 18 Pro and 18 Pro Max, but they’re not your only options. We have all the details on Apple’s smartphone lineup to help you find the right model.
The trillionaire has given more than $445 million to Republican political groups this election cycle, as Democrats vow to investigate him.
The new restrictions are a test which is explicitly not supposed to impact these entities.
Time to dust off the click wheel.
Meta got hit this week with its biggest fine yet, the latest in a mounting pile of court-ordered payments.
Greece has passed a social media ban for kids under 15 after after announcing the measure earlier this year.
NVIDIA's RTX Spark platform is off to a good start, but the ProArt P16 is really only meant for AI fanatics.
Samsung’s cute compact is for those who want the smallest possible phone. Performance and camera are solid, but it’s pricier than its predecessor.
A protective case and an accessory box make it easy to travel with the TT Pro.
People who reserved the Cybertruck in Australia and New Zealand will soon get a refund, because Tesla now won't release it there.
This feature common to VPN services gives you protection and privacy specifically when and where you need it.
Great for typing and fine for gaming, but too many compromises keep this mechanical keyboard from leveling up your play.
CES 2026 loved these innovative headphones that transform into a Bluetooth speaker. After living with them, I’m impressed by the engineering, but less impressed by the sound.
Upward, a newly relaunched Christian app, is pitching trad values to a generation that barely even dates.
Here’s how to pick the best mattress for your sleep needs, straight from a professional mattress tester.
Oura has sued Ultrahuman again in a Texas federal court over its latest product, the Ring Pro.
Warhound is genetically engineering dogs for the military, law enforcement and first responder operations.
Publisher Pantaloon says the Playbill won't feature games that use generative AI in any way.
Entertainment
Charlotte Flair is putting fans at ease after her dad, Ric Flair, took a nasty tumble. The wrestler took to social media to give a lighthearted update on his condition, writing ... "Not my dad telling the doctor he fell bc of warrior dropping him…
Actress Olivia d’Abo says she’s having a not-so-wonderful year … she just filed for a restraining order against her neighbor, claiming he’s been harassing her over her trash cans. According to court documents, obtained by TMZ, the “Wonder…
Collin Gosselin believes his sister Hannah Gosselin is trying to get ahead of damaging revelations about their mom, Kate Gosselin, in an upcoming Netflix documentary ... claiming Hannah has already backed up his allegations of abuse. During a…
My Chemical Romance better not mess with Texas ... because the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are dragging them to court ... and it's all because the rock band is trotting out dancers who are dressed like the famous cheer squad. Powerhouse lawyer Alex…
Meghan Markle said police had shared a disturbing letter with her in 2018 about allegations against her father, Thomas Markle Sr. ... but Metropolitan police say they never investigated him. A Met spokesperson told Page Six is "aware of media…
Devean George likes Yaxel Lendeborg's fighting spirit ... even if the 3x NBA champion thinks it could potentially backfire on the hardwood! TMZ Sports ran into George at LAX on Friday and asked him about the Warriors lottery picks comments after…
Kai Cenat has had it with his former pal and streaming partner, Reggie Travers, spreading alleged lies about him ... and now he's fired off a cease-and-desist, TMZ has learned. TMZ obtained the letter, dated October 2, sent from Kai's legal team to…
Former "Bachelor" star Clayton Echard is getting some justice ... 'cause the woman who falsely claimed she was pregnant with his twins has been sentenced to jail. Laura Owens was sentenced Friday to 30 days behind bars and seven years of probation…
Nick Reiner can use at least some of his trust fund while behind bars ... receiving approval from a judge to receive funds to use at the commissary. Reiner appeared in court on Friday during a hearing to discuss the controversial trust ... and,…
Soap star Steve Burton claims his ex-wife Sheree Gustin is causing issues with custody and parenting time of their daughter ... and now he's asking a judge to step in and give him more parenting time ... TMZ has learned. In newly filed court docs,…
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