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A Disney cruise giveaway on "America's Funniest Videos" went wrong when Mickey and Minnie watched the wrong family win the funniest video prize.
The Citizenship Act uses Wong Kim Ark case exceptions to legislatively end birthright citizenship for children of illegal immigrants and birth tourists.
Sofia Vergara shared a sizzling red bikini photo from a yacht as she celebrated turning 54 during an Italian vacation with family and friends.
Sen. Lindsey Graham reportedly insisted on delaying medical help to appear on "Meet the Press," saying he still needed to finish his foreign policy goals.
Wai Ching Ho played Marvel villain Gao in "Daredevil," "Iron Fist" and "The Defenders." Co-star Peter Shinkoda announced her passing at 82.
Anthony Rizzo says Philadelphia is "on fire" as the city hosts the Home Run Derby with Bryce Harper and Kyle Schwarber swinging for seven figures.
Conservative groups accuse Elena Kagan of failing to recuse from Suncor Energy v. Boulder County, citing her endorsement of a climate science manual.
Retaliation is not strategy. As CENTCOM strikes Iranian targets near the Strait of Hormuz, the nuclear question and oil prices remain unresolved.
Yulia Svyrydenko resigned as Ukraine's prime minister, with Zelenskyy saying he offered her a new role in relations with a key international partner.
Ryan Blaney won at Atlanta with a last-lap pass over Bubba Wallace, but the decision to restart the rain-delayed race at midnight drew sharp criticism.
Satire
WASHINGTON—Launching into the address without any preamble or provocation, the nation’s alcoholics held a spontaneous press conference Monday to share a list of places where it’s okay to drink. “Bars are the obvious first choice, but once the uptight scolds kick you out just for having a goo
SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY, CA—Tugging down his blue jeans as tens of thousands of heliostat mirrors angled the noonday sun in his direction, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was reportedly overheard saying “Time to become immortal” Monday while he exposed his perineum atop
NEW YORK—Admitting that he might bear some responsibility for the NBA’s recent struggles, commissioner Adam Silver acknowledged Tuesday that the league’s declining ratings could very well have something to do with how he looks. “Unfortunately, we’ve suffered a steady drop in viewership ov
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These roommates were accidentally married Wednesday after getting high and going to City Hall to apply for an exotic pet license.
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A U.S. Food and Drug Administration study concluded that trace amounts of heavy metals found in tampons, including lead and arsenic, are not released during use at levels high enough to be harmful. What do you think?
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According to the Coast Guard, more than 500 lives are lost annually in recreational boating accidents on U.S. waterways. The Onion shares tips for safely operating a boat. To ensure clear passage, tape permit signs to the water where you plan to boat 48 hours in advance Situate elderly passengers on
BIRMINGHAM, AL — Local man Brett Callahan informed his wife that he wouldn't be able to mow the lawn today as he was completely tied up playing a lawn-mowing simulator.
To showcase his nation’s defense industry, President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan of Türkiye presented each NATO leader with a Turkish-made revolver engraved with their name, as well as six rounds of live ammunition. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Relieved that their colleague appeared to be the very same man they’d known for years, allies of Sen. Mitch McConnell told reporters Friday they had recently met with the seven-term Kentucky Republican inside a body bag. “Like so many Americans, we had our concerns about Mitch, but
SEVEN MILE BEACH, AUSTRALIA—In a shocking and violent scene that left the local marine mammal dead and dozens of others injured, Neil the Seal was reportedly killed in a shootout Friday with authorities in Tasmania. According to eyewitnesses, the 5-year-old southern elephant seal emerged from Tige
Sports
Plenty of players have moved clubs during a major tournament, but what is that experience like and how much does it impact negotiations?
Arsenal are stepping up their pursuit of Atlético Madrid forward Julián Álvarez. Transfer talk has the latest.
What you need to know about this year's hitters -- and the coaches and fathers they chose for their big moment.
Ready to watch sluggers swing for the fences? We have your one-stop shop for the most power-packed day of the baseball calendar.
Is Scottie Scheffler or Rory McIlroy No. 1? Where does hometown favorite Tommy Fleetwood rank? We break down the favorites in the Open Championship.
Soccer's format for deciding cup games that end in a tie is a flawed system. So what is an alternative to the current extra 30 minutes before a penalty shootout?
FIFA's mandated three-minute breaks have been a talking point throughout the 2026 World Cup.
Standout performances from Paddy Pimblett, Gable Steveson and others saved UFC 329 from becoming an afterthought.
The first 135 picks are in the books. Who knocked it out of the park?
Former tennis player Mardy Fish won his third American Century Championship title Sunday in Tahoe.
The 2026 Home Run Derby is Monday at Citizens Bank Park, streaming exclusively on Netflix. Here's the time, the field and the new swing-based format.
No World Cup matches today. See the full semifinals schedule for France, Argentina and more, airing on FOX starting Tuesday.
Ivan Barton of El Salvador will be the head official between France vs. Spain in Dallas.
After starting the season with high expectations and a payroll to match, the New York Mets stumbled into the All-Star break following their worst first half in 31 years.
This week's World Cup semifinals feature FIFA's four top-ranked teams for the first time in history.
Kevin De Bruyne and Thibaut Courtois have cast doubt over their Belgium futures following the Red Devils' World Cup exit to Spain.
In the spirit of the Midsummer Classic, we've put together a team of 26 players who amassed the greatest first-half résumés this century.
Harry Kane came to the defense of Thomas Tuchel after the England coach delivered a scathing assessment of the Three Lions' quarterfinal victory.
Jurgen Klopp is on the verge of becoming the new head coach of the German national team after reaching an agreement in principle with the DFB.
Gary Lineker thinks Real Madrid midfielder Jude Bellingham is on a path to becoming England's greatest ever player.
Tech
If you like going on a long road trip, you might want to steer clear of these vehicles.
Oppo's Watch X3 is a Wear OS watch that'll outlast all of its rivals.
These butt-cleaning machines also offer luxe features like custom seat warming and adjustable water flows.
Swimming against the iGarden Swim Jet X Pro 10’s artificial current is a real workout, even if it doesn’t quite replace a full-size lap pool.
Following a worrying new report, Europe is taking steps toward barring children from using social media.
By some benchmarks, Julia code can run 10X to 1,000X faster than Python—but there’s a reason it’s not a very popular programming language.
Described as the “feel-good movie of white-boy summer” by one extremist, the movie Citizen Vigilante has been hailed by the far-right as a way to convert moderates to their cause.
The SFPD’s exposure of hours of videos from drone platform Skydio reveals how broadly it’s watching the city from above—and how the results can spill online.
Responsibly dispose of your food scraps with one of these indoor, (mostly) odor-free, WIRED-tested devices.
Like Google Maps, Waze is going all-in on Gemini.
The annual speedrunning marathon event ran from July 5-11.
The best way to celebrate AI Appreciation Day is to not.
Catch up on the most interesting science news from the last week.
In at least two places, Uber has pushed a policy that could give it an advantage over developers of self-driving cars. The company says it’s fighting monopolies.
Microsoft also has to pay roughly $400 in damages to the user.
Vintage games can be hard to find, but Nintendo GameCube titles are exceptionally elusive.
Thanks to upcoming EU regulations, the next Apple Pencil could feature replaceable batteries.
Send the pool guy packing. Let one of these robotic buddies maintain your water quality instead.
Apple has announced several new Child Safety features coming soon to iPhones and other devices. Here’s what’s changing.
We found lots of math-filled and science-rich toys for tiny nerds to assemble, bake, squish—or even tear apart and rebuild.
Entertainment
Conor McGregor is adamant he's not falling back on his old ways after UFC 329 didn't go as planned ... reaffirming his faith in the Man Upstairs and detailing his next steps in a heartfelt post. Notorious spoke out on Monday following his…
Jay-Z brought out the big guns on night three of his Yankee Stadium shows ... because fans were in for an epic night when the "99 Problems" artist brought out Rihanna and Beyoncé to wow the packed joint. The crowd went absolutely nuts for the…
Josh Grisetti, a Broadway star and TV actor best known for his work on "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel," has died. Rob McClure, Josh's "Something Rotten!" co-star and close friend, said in an emotional Instagram post that the actor died by suicide on…
Sam Neill -- the iconic actor of famous films such as "Jurassic Park," "The Hunt For Red October" and "The Piano" -- has died, his family said. Neill passed away Monday in a hospital in Sydney, Australia, and his death was described as "sudden and…
Jay-Z is spitting fiction, not facts, when he claims Colin Kaepernick agreed to be silenced by the NFL ... an allegation Jay dropped live on stage at Yankee Stadium, and one refuted by sources speaking to TMZ Sports. The moment came during Jay's…
Iconic tenor Andrea Bocelli is in the middle of a crazy story that involves a wedding, his private estate in Italy ... and a $500,000 burglary! Sources tell TMZ ... a couple from the United States was the victim of a robbery at a swanky Bocelli…
Edgar Berlanga has huge plans for the future, and it goes beyond simply winning belts in the boxing ring ... telling TMZ Sports he gunning for the silver screen, and maybe even a different kind of ring. The 29-year-old star boxer from Brooklyn…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. TikTok has a way of making the most random products feel like absolute necessities. From sweat-control picks like Carpe and peel-off lip stains to heatless curls,…
Before this cute kid in green overalls was a 3-time ESPY winner, she was just starting to skii at 2 years old, admiring Olympic gold medalist ski racer Picabo Street and gearing up for the Olympics. This talented star competed in five winter games…
5:09 PM PT -- The show finally went on ... Jay explaining that the delay was due to security concerns over the massive amount of people outside -- and someone trying to force their way into the show. And he apologized. Jay-Z’s third night…
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