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Texas Gov. Abbott warns of Chinese spying through medical devices, directing health agencies to address cybersecurity risks after federal alerts.
Airport security lines reach 3.5 hours at major hubs as TSA staffing shortages cause massive delays and missed flights amid ongoing government shutdown.
The Harlem Globetrotters will head back to the PC and console later this year as they're set to be a part of a new video game being launched, celebrating their 100th season.
Trump administration officials on Monday revealed an America 250 IndyCar and the course map for the Freedom 250 Grand Prix set to take place in D.C.
Mojtaba Khamenei reportedly selected as Iran's new supreme leader in succession move, described as 'his father on steroids' with deeper security ties.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., wants President Donald Trump to tap into the nation's oil reserves, which were heavily drawn down under former President Joe Biden.
The Miami Dolphins reportedly agreed to a deal with quarterback Malik Willis on Monday hours after announcing they would part ways with Tua Tagovailoa.
House Republicans demand answers on alleged Chinese birth tourism in Pacific territory, raising national security concerns over citizenship loopholes.
The Kansas City Chiefs and running back Kenneth Walker III agreed to a deal on Monday, according to multiple reports, as NFL free agency opened up.
Multiple airline security scares disrupted weekend travel across several airports, though authorities found no credible threats in any incidents.
Satire
BRUSSELS — As all eyes around the globe remained fixed on the ongoing U.S.-Iran conflict, leaders gathered for an important summit in a clear display that Europe remained under its persistent delusion that anyone cares what it thinks.
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohram Mandani called a press conference on Monday to clarify that his wife only celebrates the actions and mission of terrorists in her capacity as a private citizen.
New work requirements for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program have gone into effect across the nation, threatening benefits for millions of Americans. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new SNAP restrictions. Q: Why were new work requirements put in place? A: Barb Klima
CHICAGO, IL — Political commentator and columnist for The New York Times David French praised Satan on Monday, calling the great red dragon the most Christian person in history.
TEHRAN — As the conflict in the Middle East stretched into a second week, the Iranian government issued a public statement boasting that it had destroyed hundreds of U.S. missiles with its buildings.
CHICAGO, IL — According to early reviews, the new Obama Presidential Center boasts an exciting interactive exhibit for all ages where guests can make their own birth certificate.
Why risk losing a costly stationary house when this Class C motor home can also transport you away from floods and fires. Reference #023478
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PHILADELPHIA—Hailing the discovery as a major step forward in the understanding of human psychology, University of Pennsylvania researchers published a study Monday revealing that mourning loved ones is a huge waste of time. “Contrary to past assumptions, our work suggests grieving a lost family
DENVER—Saying strange formatting and grammatical mistakes were a dead giveaway that such messages weren’t to be trusted, local IT specialist Mark Tapley warned employees this week not to trust emails he sends after a few drinks. “Personal security is my priority here, so I’d advise everyone
NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has strongly condemned New Yorkers for making Muslims throw improvised explosive devices at them.
HOUSTON, TX — Out of a job after his primary defeat, Dan Crenshaw has officially joined up with the crew of the infamous "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything."
VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo issued a forceful condemnation of the Allied Forces resorting to violence instead of simply talking things out with the Nazis.
Kristi Noem was fired from her post as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security and will be replaced by Senator Markwayne Mullin (R-OK), the embattled Noem’s exit following intense public backlash to her handling of Trump’s immigration crackdown and mishandling of department funds. What
WASHINGTON—Characterizing her new role in the middle of an Iowa corn field as a better fit for her skill set, the White House announced Friday that former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem had been reassigned as a scarecrow at the USDA. “While she clearly struggled in her prior position, w
WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay their son’s cell phone bill if he dies at war. “You may be grieving at first, but, believe m
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Longtime Justice Department employee Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Washington, D.C., was arrested and charged in a child pornography case and is facing federal criminal charges in Maryland. What do you think?
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Voting in local elections is key to democracy. The Onion shares tips for researching candidates on the ballot in your community. First, learn the name of the town or city you live in, and ideally the state as well. Decide exactly how important it is to you that your vote is informed. Ensure your p
Sports
The final AP poll before Selection Sunday has a new top 5 -- though Duke, Arizona and Michigan stay top 3.
The five teams at the top. The players to watch. The narratives likely to shape the conference and NCAA tournaments.
True to form, the early conference tournaments have provided upsets and some unexpected champions.
Cruzeiro's 1-0 win over Atlético-MG in Sunday's Mineiro Championship final was overshadowed by a mass brawl that erupted seconds before the final whistle and resulted in 23 red cards issued.
Guard Ed Ingram and defensive tackle Sheldon Rankins will not hit free agency after agreeing to multiyear deals with the Texans, according to ESPN and NFL Network.
The Los Angeles Rams and All-Pro cornerback Trent McDuffie reached agreement on a record four-year, $124 million extension that includes $100 million guaranteed, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Sunday night.
The Dolphins are sending Minkah Fitzpatrick to the Jets in exchange for the 2026 seventh-round pick from the Chargers, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
The Steelers are re-signing corner Asante Samuel Jr. to a one-year, $4 million deal, a source told ESPN's Jeremy Fowler.
The Green Bay Packers are finalizing a deal that would send defensive lineman Rashan Gary to the Dallas Cowboys in exchange for a 2027 draft pick, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter. The pick is a fourth-rounder, according to NFL Network.
The Cincinnati Bengals are not tendering restricted free agent quarterback Jake Browning, who started 10 games over three seasons in relief of Joe Burrow, a source told ESPN's Jeremy Fowler.
Here are all the latest signings, trades and releases around the NFL.
Kylian Mbappe is facing a race against time to be fit for Real Madrid's mouth-watering Champions League round of 16 first-leg clash against Manchester City.
Who are the best free agents available in the NFL this offseason? We rank the top 100, and share some possible fits for each.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
Did Buffalo really land its new No. 1 option? The odds say that the Bills shouldn't expect much production from DJ Moore.
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Malik Willis has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Miami Dolphins, who have found their new quarterback.
Jaelan Phillips has agreed to a deal with the Panthers, becoming one of the highest-paid edge rushers in the NFL.
The two favorites of the WBC's Pool B are ready for what should be an epic showdown in Houston.
Here is how we view the top moves made around the NFL on the opening days of free agency.
Tech
EA axed an undisclosed number of employees across the game studios behind the Battlefield franchise. As first reported by IGN, EA told affected employees that the layoffs were part of a "realignment" across the Battlefield studios, which include Dice, Criterion, Ripple Effect and Motive Studios. Whe
A former barista explains why your espresso machine doesn't have to be fancy to make quality coffee.
Workers at Heart Machine, the independent studio behind Hyper Light Drifter and Solar Ash, have formed a union with Communications Workers of America (CWA) Local 9003. The wall-to-wall unit covers all 13 frontline employees at the studio, which voluntarily recognized the union in February after a su
The Sony WH-1000XM6 get a noticeable markdown for a limited time.
Anthropic has filed a lawsuit to prevent the Pentagon from adding the company it a national security blocklist. This comes days after the Department of Defense sent a letter to Anthropic confirming the company was labeled a supply chain risk; at the time CEO Dario Amodei had all but guaranteed Anthr
To keep Ticketmaster, Live Nation is going to have to make some major changes. As first reported by Politico, Live Nation reached a settlement with the Department of Justice in its antitrust case that accused the live entertainment giant of monopolistic practices. Live Nation will reportedly pay at
The Claude chatbot developer says the Trump administration overstepped by escalating a contract dispute into a federal ban on the company’s technology.
Amazon’s self-driving subsidiary Zoox announced on Monday that it will begin testing its autonomous vehicles in Dallas and Phoenix. The company will initially deploy retrofitted Toyota Highlander SUVs with human safety drivers to map the new cities before eventually rolling out its purpose-built r
Whether you’re layering up for winter cold or looking for an ultralight summer system, I’ve tested and found the best base layers for all your outdoor adventures.
Perhaps one of the most surprising things about the Apple Silicon era is how quickly Apple now updates its products. Take the iPad Air, for example. It’s been less than two years since the company released the M2-powered iPad Air in 11- and 13-inch sizes. We’re already on our third iPad Air iter
The app that catered to unconventional kinks is gaining steam among daters with vanilla preferences—and some aren’t happy about it.
A bump in storage and the addition of MagSafe make Apple’s cheapest iPhone a better value proposition than its predecessor.
By introducing the iPhone 17e just a year after the iPhone 16e, Apple is closing some gaps. Before, the company would only roll out a new entry-level iPhone every few years, with the iPhone 5c (2013), iPhone XR (2018) and iPhone SE (2016, 2020, 2022) all having two to four years between their releas
Tech has a bad (and deserved) reputation as a sleep killer. Blue light, incessant scrolling and information onslaught conspire to keep us on edge and exiled from dreamland. But a few gadgets and apps out there may actually help us sleep. We’ve tried many such products over the years and have gathe
As houses and apartments get more energy efficient, they also get more airtight, limiting air exchange with the outside world. That’s partly why indoor air is often far more polluted than outdoor air. Synthetic building materials, cleaning products, pet dander, cooking emissions and smoke all cons
Qualcomm, which purchased microcontroller board manufacturer Arduino last year, just announced a new single-board computer that marries AI with robotics. Called the Arduino Ventuno Q, it uses Qualcomm's Dragonwing IQ8 processor along with a dedicated STM32H5 low-latency microcontroller (MCU). "Ventu
From smart speakert so soundbars, Sonos makes the best streaming speakers you can buy. These are my personal favorites.
Hatch’s sunrise alarm clock is popular for a reason, and it’s on sale this week. An older-model sound machine for babies is on sale too.
Donald Trump has ordered the release of files related to aliens, UAP, and UFOs. If previous disclosures are any indication, get ready for a letdown.
These tech-packed beds can adjust firmness, track your sleep, and regulate temperature automatically. Based on my testing, here's what's worth the investment.
Entertainment
Tom Brady and Alix Earle aren’t doing much to quiet those dating rumors ... the two just popped up at the same glitzy event! Before anyone calls it an official couple's debut, though ... they played it smart, not posing together at the opening…
Kanye West -- who now goes by Ye -- is coming back to Los Angeles. In his first live performance since his Mexico City shows in January -- and his first live Los Angeles show since 2021 -- Ye will be hitting the stage at SoFi Stadium April 3.…
Timothy Busfield did not lay a hand on Claudia Christian or sexually abuse the actress while they were working together on the 1991 film, "Strays" ... at least according to Busfield's rep. Larry Stein, Busfield's spokesperson, tells TMZ ... the…
Jennifer Runyon Corman -- an actress known for her roles in "Ghostbusters" and "Charles in Charge" -- had been battling cancer for months prior to her passing on March 6. A representative told Us Weekly, the 65-year-old actress "passed away after a…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 9:30 AM and 11:30 AM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's just…
He's baaaaaaack! Travis Kelce has reportedly made up his mind on his NFL future, and the 36-year-old plans on lacing up his cleats for the 2026 NFL season ... and all signs point to him running it back with the Kansas City Chiefs! Multiple NFL…
Dak Prescott and Sarah Jane Ramos have informed their wedding guests the ceremony is officially off ... and TMZ Sports has obtained the email the former couple sent out to apologize for the last-minute cancellation. We received the note from one of…
The 2020 "Lizzie McGuire" reboot got canned pretty quickly ... but we may be getting another one -- in about 20 years! The actress and singer Hilary Duff sat for an "On Purpose With Jay Shetty" interview, saying she thinks it would be interesting…
Tommy DeCarlo -- lead vocalist for the rock band Boston -- has died. The singer's family confirmed the news in a Facebook post, writing that he died Monday after a battle with brain cancer. "He fought with incredible strength and courage right up…
"90 Day Fiancé" star Leida Margaretha’s baby daughter Alisa’s death has been deemed "non-accidental," TMZ has confirmed. Leida’s attorney, Taylor Hart, confirmed the finding from Adams County Health and Human Services Department's initial…
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