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How do you go from winning the Electoral College and the popular vote in 2024 and being trusted with the gift to govern to historic losses in a relatively short period of time?
Christopher Gardner of Stanford says legumes like lentils, tofu and edamame are an underutilized source of protein and fiber in healthy diets.
Democrats won at least 54 Senate seats Tuesday, but Republicans could flip the chamber in 2028 by sweeping six competitive states and holding the VP.
Thomas Markle Sr. was arrested in Florida on child pornography charges. Meghan Markle and her father have been estranged for years.
Gavin Newsom's death row commutation covers 548 inmates, including notorious serial killers like Randy Kraft and Chester Turner on California's death row.
Dakota Meyer reveals troops going a year without hot water and sleeping in cars as he tours military barracks on Pete Hegseth's Pentagon mission.
Los Angeles and Washington, D.C., now join Seattle and New York City as top-20 U.S. cities led by DSA-affiliated socialist mayors in office.
Border Patrol agents found 550 vacuum-sealed packages of suspected cocaine in two vehicles just three minutes apart at the San Clemente checkpoint.
Rep. Jamie Raskin, D-Md., says he feels "pretty certain" at least one committee will investigate DOGE, calling Elon Musk's cost-cutting effort a catastrophe.
A senior United Arab Emirates official says he is cautiously optimistic about U.S.-Iran nuclear talks through Qatari mediation but won't rule out war.
Satire
Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) commuted the sentences of all 548 people currently on California’s death row, claiming “state-sactioned killing is incompatible” with our shared values. What do you think?
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SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom announced this week that, in addition to commuting all death row inmates' sentences to life in prison, the state of California will no longer prosecute murderers who kill fewer than 950 people.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the light of freedom waning before their very eyes, Republican lawmakers reportedly turned to their last hope by activating the long-dormant Jeb! Signal.
DES MOINES, IA — In a startling discovery that sheds new light on a long-revered literary work, scholars now believe that a new reading of Dante's Inferno has confirmed that the first circle of Hell is actually Iowa.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass scolded the city's residents on Friday, saying it was unfair for them to judge her performance on a single isolated incident, like that one time when the entire city burned down.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Friday that, as a lame duck president with nothing left to lose, he had decided to finally start letting loose and speaking his mind.
RALEIGH, NC — Briefly catching his breath between Twinkies, local man Brantley Nettles wondered why he felt so rotten.
SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom signed an executive order on Thursday granting immediate clemency to all 548 inmates currently residing on the state's death row to make room in prisons for people who use plastic straws.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Blindsided by Tuesday's midterm election debacle, Republicans were reportedly now wishing there had been some kind of act they could have passed to save America.
The U.S. military-industrial complex is the largest in the world, supplying arms to countries across the globe. The Onion takes a look at the history of U.S. arms sales. 1790 A farmer in Rhode Island becomes the first American to sell a musket to a cow. 1831 Jebediah Lockheed meets Silas Martin. 194
The bride and groom let all their friends know they have ice sculpture money Saturday.
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The couple were wed in a small private ceremony attended by their loved ones and the vacationing Dutch family they had drunkenly invited the previous night.
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WASHINGTON—Despite overwhelming initial resistance to the concept, a Pew Research Center poll released Wednesday found that most conservatives supported white genocide when presented with its actual policies. “While the words ‘white genocide’ were universally received with fear and hostilit
WASHINGTON—Hailing the patriotically modified bird of prey as a must-have for any supporter of the president, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Wednesday it would soon issue a Donald Trump commemorative eagle. “Whether you’re a raptor collector or just looking for a unique way to
WASHINGTON—Explaining they had no deep-seated desire to “discover” the Dr. Seuss character, a new generation of moviegoers told reporters Friday that, actually, they were fine not having their own Cat In The Hat film. “No thanks, we’re all good,” said new generation spokesperson Isaiah A
RALEIGH, NC—Racked with shame as it contemplated the fact that it remained unscathed nearly a week after Halloween, a local pumpkin confirmed Friday that it was struggling with survivor’s guilt. “Of all the pumpkins that were murdered and mutilated, why was I the only one spared?” said the
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Bayern Munich still have Liverpool and England winger Rio Ngumoha firmly in their sights. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Get the latest Rutgers vs. Wisconsin odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 10, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
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A proposal to split the men's college soccer season into two semesters starting in 2027-28 has failed after being rejected by NCAA's Division I schools.
The news that LIV Golf is going to shutter the league raised several questions, including what's next for Bryson DeChambeau and others.
Federal appeals court judges handed the NCAA a significant victory in its struggle to implement a new five-year eligibility ruling Friday, though the win does nothing to tamp down dozens of similar lawsuits playing out in state courts across the country.
Women's basketball players from New Mexico State and Northwestern State each sank layups on the wrong end of the floor on Friday, Emma Christiano of the Aggies, and Karma Wynn took of the Lady Demons.
Brandon Aiyuk met with the Niners on Friday to begin hammering out a path toward a divorce that has been more than two years in the making.
Luka Doncic poured in a season-high 53 points in Friday's 124-118 win over the Blazers, raising his scoring average to 40.1.
Returning to Cleveland as the opposition for the third time in a different NBA uniform, LeBron James struggled Friday night. finishing with eight points on 3-for-12 shooting with six turnovers in Philadelphia's 119-96 NBA Cup game loss to the Cavaliers.
UConn's Silas DeMary Jr. and Braylon Mullins redeemed themselves after April's title game letdown, combining for 44 points to lead the Huskies past reigning champion Michigan.
Kristaps Porzingis has announced that he will "step away" from the NBA to prioritize his health. He has not played for the Warriors this season.
Get the latest Maryland vs. Purdue odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 10, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
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The apps and platforms that help family caregivers manage their loved ones’ needs are becoming more capable, but the broader issue of caregivers’ well-being remains unsolved.
Skip the gym and get outdoors with GoRuck’s indestructible packs and workout gear, deeply discounted ahead of the holidays.
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Owning a home is billed as a way to build wealth, but amid climate-related disasters, for many, it's beginning to feel like a trap.
Tesla’s biggest failure is the second massive EV to get the axe within the last year, while smaller vehicles are proliferating. It could be a huge benefit for the US battery supply chain.
Gentle Monster shared that its "Intelligent Eyewear" will be available to pre-order on November 12.
No Hannity on your home screen, at least for now.
The bloc said the platform needs to change how the For You page works to help protect users' mental health.
The latest Alexa for shopping feature is initially available by invite in the US.
The unit is tasked with ensuring that the technology is not "manipulated by bad actors at home or abroad."
The $80 Window Camera E10 sticks to your window, pointed outwards.
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The Space 2 Pro is a set of slightly above average headphones with exceptional voice clarity.
Google has rolled out 'Notify when left behind' separation alerts for your tracking devices.
With its bright display and battery life, the Galaxy Watch Ultra 2 hits the sweet spot for smartwatch hardware.
Entertainment
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