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A federal judge overturned Pentagon press restrictions that evicted major news outlets, ruling the policy violated First Amendment press freedom rights.
An Air Canada Express regional jet crashed into a vehicle on the ground after landing at New York's LaGuardia Airport, forcing the airport to close.
Nine suspects were arrested after authorities recovered $7 million in stolen cargo and $1 million in cash as part of a cargo theft bust in California.
Cities across the US are preparing World Cup base camps as teams finalize training sites and fans prepare to travel for the 2026 tournament.
Jason Momoa evacuated O'ahu's North Shore amid historic Hawaii flooding, then distributed 200+ food plates to locals with girlfriend Adria Arjona.
A former California resident has been indicted on federal health care fraud charges for allegedly submitting $90 million in false Medicare Advantage claims.
The Iowa Hawkeyes topped defending national champion Florida Gators in the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament on Sunday night, 73-72. Alvaro Folgueiras netted the go-ahead basket.
Strait of Hormuz closure dominates a Trump-Starmer call, as Trump's 48-hour ultimatum to Iran warns of further U.S. strikes on Iranian energy infrastructure.
"The Bachelorette" alum James McCoy Taylor was arrested for allegedly failing to pay court-mandated fines from his 2024 assault case.
Scott Bessent accused NBC's Kristen Welker of "terrible framing" during an exchange about Iranian oil on Sunday, as the host pressed the treasury secretary on why the U.S. lifted sanctions.
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U.S. Circuit Judge Pauline Newman, the oldest active federal judge at 98 years old, asked the Supreme Court to step in after being suspended by colleagues over concerns about her mental acuity. What do you think?
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TEHRAN — Following the latest round of U.S. and Israeli airstrikes in the country, Kevin, the janitor at the Office of the Supreme Leader, was officially recognized as now being the most senior military official left in Iran.
The hottest job on the market right now is being the Iranian Ayatollah, but why is everyone suddenly buzzing about it? Here are just eight of the most incredible perks that come with being the new Supreme Leader:
PYONGYANG — History was made once again in the small but proud nation of North Korea, as longtime leader Kim Jong-Un's political party claimed victory by winning over the populace with his trademark charisma, experience, and ability to shoot you in the face if you don't vote for him.
Man Bravely Resigns From Trump Administration At Great Cost Of Doing Podcast Tour, Getting Book Deal
NEW YORK CITY — Joe Kent has resigned from the Trump administration despite the fact that doing so will lead to him being invited on a podcast tour and getting a six-figure book deal.
DAYTON, OH — Five-year-old Liam Montgomery held a press conference for friends and family this week in which he announced he would be switching his obsessive interest in backhoes to an obsessive interest in dinosaurs.
TEHRAN — After three weeks of fighting in Iran, current U.S. tax dollars are steadily defeating U.S. tax dollars from three years ago.
MILWAUKEE—Dashing his hopes of taking on the new opportunity, local job applicant Mark McCarthy was reportedly informed by email Wednesday that the role of pig boy had already been filled. “While we appreciate your obvious skill at eating up slop and rolling around in the mud on your fat, pink b
While leading OpenAI, Sam Altman has weathered leaked internal memos, an attempt to oust him as CEO, and widespread skepticism about artificial intelligence’s role in society. The Onion sat down with the entrepreneur to hear his vision for the technology’s future. The Onion: Good morning, Sam. H
THE HEAVENS—Expressing frustration with the sky-rise apartment complex going up right outside His celestial home, God Almighty, Supreme Leader of the Universe, confirmed Wednesday that He was angry about the new construction blocking His view of creation. “I worked hard to have a Heavenly Kingdo
The post Sabrina Carpenter Sends Especially Hot Concertgoer To Fuzzy Pink Electric Chair appeared first on The Onion.
About 3,800 workers at one of the nation’s largest meatpacking plants began striking in Colorado, the first walkout at a U.S. beef slaughterhouse in four decades, with the work stoppage following accusations that the company retaliated against employees and committed other unfair labor practices d
LOS ANGELES—Claiming it was the only place he wanted to go after receiving one of Hollywood’s highest honors, Academy Award winner for Best Live Action Short Film Jack Piatt celebrated Tuesday by taking his Oscar to his In-N-Out shift. “When I heard our film get called, there was no question i
BURLINGTON, VT—Voicing appreciation for the fact that the boy’s morbid obsession was at least getting him to read, local mom Hana Garrett confirmed Tuesday that everything her son Ethan got at the school book fair was about medieval torture again. “Well, that’s another $70 haul of books abou
QUANTICO, VA—Wincing as the bureau’s director breathlessly staggered to his feet during their first training seminar with professional MMA athletes, a group of FBI agents reportedly watched in silence over the weekend as Kash Patel got his ass kicked by a UFC fighter. According to sources, the a
The post Beautiful Dream About Blowing Own Brains Out Interrupted By Work Alarm appeared first on The Onion.
Sports
Six Big Ten teams! Upset-minded Texas! Buzzer-beaters and blowouts! Here's how the Sweet 16 teams stack up.
Arsenal are on a quest to replace Ben White and have landed on an in-form option from AS Roma. Transfer Talk has the latest.
The jersey two-way Japanese star Shohei Ohtani wore during the country's 13-0 win over Chinese Taipei in the World Baseball Classic on March 6 sold for $1,500,010 via MLB Auctions on Sunday night -- the most ever paid for a Ohtani jersey at auction.
Dylan Darling's layup as time expired sent St. John's to its first Sweet 16 since 1999 with a 67-65 win over Kansas in the men's NCAA tournament.
The Wildcats' 19-point loss in an 82-63 defeat against Iowa State was Kentucky's largest in an NCAA tournament game since 1972.
Olivia Miles had 18 points and 10 rebounds, and TCU overcame Washington for a 62-59 overtime victory Sunday night that sent the Horned Frogs to the Sweet 16 of the women's NCAA tournament for the second year in a row.
Madison Booker scored a career-high 40 points in a dazzling display of shotmaking and No. 1 Texas rolled past No. 8 Oregon 100-58.
Longtime Kansas coach Bill Self said after Sunday's season-ending loss to St. John's that he has not yet made a decision about his coaching future, later adding that any decision will be based solely on his health.
Jessi Pierce, who covered the Wild as the correspondent for NHL.com for the past decade. and her three children were killed Saturday in a house fire in Minnesota.
John Calipari, who most of Kentucky's active NBA contingent played for in Lexington, coaches Arkansas these days.
FOX Sports' Michael Cohen offers up four takeaways from the second round of the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament.
World Cup winner Antoine Griezmann is reportedly on the verge of completing a deal to sign for Orlando City.
The next manager who'll reportedly take over France is one of the game's biggest legends.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Check out the odds for each men's NCAA Tournament Sweet 16 game, as well as what to know about the matchups.
Rick Pitino said that he experienced one of the "funniest" moments of his coaching career before Dylan Darling's buzzer-beater.
Bill Self says he hasn’t decided whether he will continue his Hall of Fame coaching career after the Kansas Jayhawks’ season ended with a heartbreaking loss to St. John’s in the second round of the NCAA Tournament
Iowa eliminated defending national champion Florida from the NCAA Tournament, sending the top-seeded Gators home on Sunday.
Check out the odds for all 16 Round of 32 games in the men's NCAA Tournament.
Sixth-seeded Tennessee advanced to its fourth consecutive Sweet 16, beating Virginia in the NCAA Tournament on Sunday, 79-72.
Tech
With the Iran war doubling oil prices, experts say the airline industry’s belt-tightening is an economic canary in the coal mine for the rest of the world.
The developer behind the open-world RPG Crimson Desert has issued an official apology after players discovered several instances of AI-generated art in the game. Pearl Abyss posted on X that it released the game with some 2D visual props that were made with "experimental AI generative tools" and for
Elon Musk announces Terafab project he claims will be the 'largest chip manufacturing facility ever'
Elon Musk has announced the Terafab project, a joint venture between Tesla, SpaceX and xAI, to build the "largest chip manufacturing facility ever." In his usual grandiose fashion, Musk claims Terafab is the next step towards harnessing the power of the sun and creating a "galactic civilization."
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Merino is one of the best fabrics you can wear. We explain the different blends, what “gsm” means, and how to care for your clothes.
Should you buy an Instax Mini or Mini Evo? Instax Square or Wide? We demystify Fujifilm’s Instax lineup to help you find the perfect instant camera (or printer).
Do your future self a favor and back up all your precious photos, messages, and files before disaster strikes.
You don’t have to upload your video to the cloud or pay a monthly fee to secure your home. These security cameras record locally.
Change up the default keyboard in Android and iOS and feel the benefit.
These services deliver freshly roasted, delicious coffee picks right to your door—each with its own twist.
The launch of “Xoli” adds to the technological efforts promoted by the federal government to turn the 2026 World Cup into an engine of development for the entire country.
There could be one more step required before creating an account and posting on Reddit in the future. According to Reddit's CEO, Steve Huffman, the social media platform is exploring different ways to verify a user is human and not a bot. When asked by the TBPN podcast how to confirm that it's a hum
Need something new for your reading list? Here are two titles we think are worth checking out. This week, we've got Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary and The Thing on the Doorstep, an H.P. Lovecraft adaptation for Image Comics.
This article originally appeared on Engadget at https://www.engadget
A legal feud between the co-founders of Lux Optics, the developer behind the Halide camera app, revealed that Apple was close to acquiring the company. As first reported by The Information, Apple held acquisition talks for Lux Optics, which also developed the Kino, Spectre and Orion apps, in the sum
The best-selling game of all time is moving from the virtual to the physical. Minecraft World, a permanent Greater London theme park based on the game, is scheduled to open in 2027. The announcement came during Minecraft Live 2026.It will be a new section in Chessington World of Adventures, a theme
While other tech companies have been laying off employees year after year, OpenAI is doing the opposite. According to a report from the Financial Times, the AI giant is looking to expand its workforce to 8,000 employees by the end of 2026, nearly doubling staff from its current headcount of 4,500.
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It doesn’t sound like Crimson Desert, the recently released prequel to Black Desert Online, will support Intel Arc GPUs anytime soon, if at all. On the game’s FAQ page, its developer Pearl Abyss advised players expecting Arc support to apply for a refund. “If you purchased the game expecting I
Remember when Japan sent a spacecraft to an asteroid 180 million miles away to scoop some dirt off the surface? Six years on from its arrival to Earth, that sample has yielded some insights about what may have seeded life on our planet. Read on to learn more about the latest findings, and other scie
Twitter is officially 20 years old. In another reality, that might make me kind of nostalgic. I've been lurking and scrolling and tweeting for 16 years; most of my adult life. There was a time when Twitter was a place where some internet strangers became my IRL friends, when I was excited to "live-t
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Entertainment
American actor Lucas Till was 18 years old when he played Travis -- the small-town Southern guy and the main love interest -- in "Hannah Montana: The Movie" back in 2009. Till hit the big screen with Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Natalie…
"Reacher" star Alan Ritchson might've thought he was still shooting an episode of his popular show Sunday, because we have video of him allegedly beating the hell out of a neighbor in Tennessee. Watch the clip ... you can see what appears to be…
Cat Cavelli -- whose daughter Ada Law was allegedly brought to tears by a security guard after an encounter with Chappell Roan -- is firing back at CR's claims that the security guard wasn't a part of her team. In a video posted Sunday, Cat --…
TikTok star Benjamin Gleason was arrested Friday and charged with rape, TMZ has learned. Columbia County Jail in New York tells TMZ ... Gleason was booked the evening of March 20, and he's got a long list of serious charges. He's been charged with…
Kick streamer N3on ended up on his knees with his hands behind his head Sunday ... all thanks to a swatting call that went down while he was streaming in Los Angeles. You can see in the video ... he was walking down Melrose Ave. with his friend…
Actress Carrie Anne Fleming -- perhaps best known for her roles on shows like "iZombie" and "Supernatural" -- has died. According to multiple reports, Fleming passed away February 26 in Sidney, British Columbia in her native Canada. She reportedly…
The rules of Guess Who are simple and finite ... any Cosmo girl would know which actress we caught up with on the streets of NYC a few years back ... do You? We're legally obligated to give you a hint ... but we've already given you three! So, have…
Doja Cat's family drama took a wild and X-rated turn over the weekend. While Doja Cat claims her dad is a deadbeat, who basically ran out on her ... her dad says he never abandoned her and that her mom has brainwashed her into thinking he's a bad…
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Cynthia Bailey really isn't looking for beef, but if beef finds her ... she's not about to back down! When we caught up with Cynthia at the Better Brothers Los Angeles Truth Awards on Saturday, she told us this…
"The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star Jennifer Affleck gets that castmate Taylor Frankie Paul's ongoing drama is bringing a lot of attention to their show ... but she's concerned it might be for the wrong reasons. In an Instagram post shared…