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• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
• Watch moment WSJ journalist appears in Russian court
The Canadian women's Olympic team was called for a similar violation on Saturday that ignited a controversy on the men's team in the Milan Cortina Games.
A Turning Point USA group faced controversy at a Maryland high school event, including a community member reporting it to Child Protective Services.
I was honored to be with volunteers who gathered at Onelife Fitness in Tysons Corner to create 'Joy Jars' supporting children with cancer, continuing Jessie Rees Foundation's mission.
Cannabis was linked to increased brain volume in a new study, but researchers urge caution, as findings contradict previous research on marijuana's effects.
"Real Time" host Bill Maher said on Friday that while he feels bad for young men struggling with women, they need to grow-up and become men to change their circumstances.
Major new study ranks 200 U.S. airports by airfare costs. Dulles was found to be the most expensive at $475, with Fort Lauderdale cheapest at $281 for domestic flights.
Former Black Lives Matter activist Xaviaer DuRousseau reveals how researching BLM funding led to his transformation into a conservative PragerU host.
Investigation uncovers how banking institutions secretly altered securities laws in the 1970s, prioritizing Wall Street over individual investors.
Democrats believe the congressional maps making their way through Virginia's legislature, aimed at snuffing out a GOP House majority, is a product Trump put into motion himself.
The "Deadpool Killer" Wade Wilson murdered two women yet gained a twisted cult-like following. New true crime documentary reveals the shocking phenomenon.
Satire
The Babylon Bee has put together an absolutely incredible set of Valentine's Day cards that your special someone will absolutely love. The best part? It's all free! Simply print, sign, and watch the romance happen.
U.S. — Customers were helpfully alerted by an Amazon product's 4.2 star rating that it is obviously total crap.
U.S. — The ghost of Jim Crow has expressed bewilderment and fury that his name is being used to describe black Americans voting with an ID.
PREDAZZO, ITALY—Calling the incident a flagrant violation of both the rules of the event and the fundamental constants of the universe, International Olympic Committee officials confirmed Saturday that the Finnish ski jumping team had been caught tampering with Earth’s gravitational field in an
WASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located. “This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New Y
FORT MYERS, FL—Arriving in their nicest cleats, freshly oiled gloves, and carefully applied eye black in hopes of dazzling their coaches and peers, Major League Baseball pitchers and catchers reported to the annual Spring Training Dance Friday, marking the official return of baseball ahead of full
TrumpRx has officially launched. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new government website. Q: What is TrumpRx? A: A strange line item you’ll see pop up on your credit card bill 15 times in a row. Q: What kinds of prescriptions can I get through TrumpRx? A: TrumpRx offers low
LEAWOOD, KS—Struggling to contain his shock and amazement Friday when he recognized a familiar face on TV, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly yelled to his fiancée, Taylor Swift, “Yo! Taylor! Have you seen this shit?” after happening upon a Lena Dunham sex scene for the firs
The bride (tacky) and groom (cheapskate) had a fucking cash bar at their reception.
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The U.S. economy experienced almost zero job growth in 2025, with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data indicating that the U.S. economy added only 181,000 jobs compared to 1.46 million in 2024. What do you think?
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Sports
Everything you need to know about the 2026 season for the fan who has been away and is looking to dive back in.
All the rankings, projections, cheat sheets, strategy and analysis you need for the 2026 fantasy baseball season.
Damian Lillard, nine months after undergoing surgery on his torn Achilles, won his third All-Star 3-point contest to tie with Larry Bird and Craig Hodges for the most ever.
Anthony Kim, who needed to play a qualifying tournament last month just to get another season on the LIV Tour, capped a remarkable career comeback by winning LIV Golf Adelaide.
Norway's Johannes Hoesflot Klaebo has won a ninth gold medal in cross-country skiing, setting a Winter Games record.
The MAC presidents have voted to add FCS Sacramento State into the league as a football-only member starting in 2026, sources told ESPN.
Federica Brignone captured her second gold medal in four days at her home Winter Olympics by winning the women's giant slalom on Sunday, as Mikaela Shiffrin finished off the podium again.
Which teams will make a splash move? Which teams must make adjustments? We answered big offseason questions.
The Raiders are promoting run game coordinator/defensive line coach Rob Leonard to defensive coordinator, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
NBA commissioner Adam Silver called tanking the worst it has been in "recent memory" and said he is not ruling out any potential remedy, including taking away draft picks, to stop it.
NASCAR drivers celebrate Greg Biffle's memory at the Daytona 500 for his impact both on and off the track.
We're counting down the 20 memorable moments in Daytona 500 history ahead of this year's race on Feb. 15.
What time is the race? How many laps are there? Which drivers are the favorites? Here's everything to know about the 2026 Daytona 500.
Who wins the Daytona 500? Which 16 drivers make the Chase? Who ends up champion? Bob Pockrass provides his predictions.
Weather has already impacted NASCAR's Daytona 500, but will there be more? Here's the forecast for Sunday's race.
No. 15 Virginia beat Ohio State on Saturday night, 70-66, at Bridgestone Arena in the Nashville Hoops Showdown.
No. 16 Texas Tech sent No. 1 Arizona to its second straight loss, shocking the Wildcats 78-75 on Saturday night.
C.J. Cox and Gicarri Harris each had 14 points to help No. 13 Purdue beat Iowa on Saturday night, 78-57.
Can William Byron win the Daytona 500 for the third consecutive year or is a long shot in play? Here are the latest odds, with insight from Bob Pockrass.
Saturday's Georgia-Oklahoma basketball game was delayed after a popcorn machine at a concession stand caught on fire.
Tech
You can find a lot of good deals for Presidents’ Day, but to say it’s a tech-deal boon would be an overstatement. The best Presidents’ Day deals are usually on mattresses, appliances and furniture, but you can find some decent tech sales thrown in as well. This year, Presidents’ Day comes ri
MicroSD Express cards are still a little hard to find, considering they're pretty new and only really started becoming popular last year once the Switch 2 came out. These upgraded versions of microSD cards are the only ones compatible with the Switch 2 for expanding its storage, os if you're already
Anker rolled out a bunch of new chargers and other gear at CES 2026, including a cute one that's already on sale. The new Nano charger with smart display, which is an upgrade to the existing Nano charger in Anker's lineup, is on sale for $30 right now. That's $10 off the regular price.
The 45W char
Whether you're one of the few people still keeping up with New Year's resolutions or just want an upgraded smartwatch, now is a good time to get an Apple Watch. Currently, the Apple Watch Series 11 is on sale for $299 for Presidents' Day, down from $399. The 25 percent discount brings the 2025 model
From flagship and budget to flipping and folding, Samsung’s Galaxy range spans the breadth of the smartphone cosmos. WIRED’s here to help you make your choice.
You can never truly empty a box. Why? Zero-point energy.
Beyond mistakes or nonsense, deliberately bad information being injected into AI search summaries is leading people down potentially harmful paths.
Windows laptops have never been so good, and they're only going to get better as we move through 2026.
This FDA-cleared red-light helmet helps spur hair growth and is Bluetooth-enabled with a comfortable design. But don’t expect results overnight.
Bobsledders rely a lot on specialized equipment to perform well and stay safe during the "Formula 1 of ice.” Here’s a quick guide.
Airbnb plans to double down on artificial intelligence to improve its user experience for both guests and hosts. During a fourth-quarter earnings call, Airbnb's CEO, Brian Chesky, said the company is building an "AI-native experience" aimed at helping guests book trips, assisting hosts with their li
Disney is going after another generative AI tool, accusing ByteDance and its recently released Seedance 2.0 of using its copyrighted material without permission. As first reported on by Axios, the Walt Disney Company sent a cease-and-desist letter to ByteDance, claiming the Chinese company developed
Need something new for your reading list? Here are two titles we think are worth checking out. This week, we read Aoife Josie Clements' deeply unsettling Persona, and the first issue of Bleeding Hearts, from the relaunch of the DC imprint, Vertigo.
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OpenAI's GPT-4o may have survived its first brush with going offline, but it won't be as lucky this time. OpenAI has officially retired GPT-4o, the ChatGPT model that was seen as more conversational and notoriously sycophantic, on February 13. The news of GPT-4o's end was first announced in a post o
The Crew-12 mission, SpaceX’s 20th human spaceflight, launched at 5:15 AM Eastern on February 13 from Cape Canaveral in Florida. It’s expected to dock with the International Space Station today, February 14, at 3:15 PM, and you can watch the event below as it happens. By the time the mission’
MasterClass has dropped the price of its annual memberships by 50 percent, making it a more affordable way to explore its full library of courses across cooking, business, photography, writing and more. With the discount applied, you’ll spend $10 per month when billed annually for the Premium tier
Should you splurge on the new Series 11, or will the SE 3 do? Let us help you figure out which version to get (and which to avoid).
With over a decade of experience in reviewing gaming laptops, here’s my rundown of what to consider before pulling the trigger.
Plus: Meta plans to add face recognition to its smart glasses, Jared Kushner named as part of whistleblower’s mysterious national security complaint, and more.
Whether you have privacy concerns or you just want to freely tinker, these are our favorite alternatives to stock Android.
Entertainment
Lindsey Vonn is fresh off her fourth surgery following her devastating Winter Olympics crash, and she has a message for fans ... keep the sympathy to a minimum. The ski legend revealed Saturday her latest procedure went well and she'll be heading…
Amy Schumer kept it real on Valentine's Day ... setting up what she called a "Crying Corner" as she navigates life amid her divorce from husband Chris Fischer. The comedian shared a photo of herself sitting beneath a handmade "Crying Corner" sign,…
Nancy Guthrie could be found one hour from now ... or it could take weeks ... or even years to locate her. Pima County Sheriff Chris Nanos made the sobering remarks in a recent interview with the New York Times, underscoring the very real…
It’s Megan Thee Stallion's birthday -- consider this your official heat warning! The "Hot Girl" coach never misses when it comes to serving looks, and these bikini snaps prove exactly why she stays winning ... confidence isn’t just part of her…
Margot Robbie's looks over the years have soared to new Heights! Here is a 23-year-old version of the blonde starlet at "The Wolf Of Wall Street" premiere in NYC back in 2013 (left). This was her breakout role, playing "Naomi" alongside Leonardo…
Jerry Jones is the most powerful owner in the NFL ... but he tells TMZ Sports things could ended up much differently for him if Michael Irvin never played for the Dallas Cowboys. We caught up with the Hall of Fame owner at the Fanatics party during…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. There's no doubt that Korea is way ahead of the game when it comes to skincare and makeup so if your current routine isn't giving glass skin, it's time to switch things…
Squished inside this altered photo is a global star whose latest film "Crime 101" dropped earlier this weekend. Given the clues, can you score the A-lister in question? She's costarring alongside Chris Hemsworth and Barry Keoghan ... she's a total…
This actor from across the pond has starred in -- and even written -- some of the biggest hit films of the 21st century ... but, can you guess who he is without seeing his face? It wasn't mission impossible to get this star to talk to us back in…
"Silence of the Lambs" totally missed the mark when it came to handling gender identity onscreen ... so says one of the movie's biggest stars. Ted Levine -- the actor who played Buffalo Bill in the hit 1991 film -- finally addressed the controversy…
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