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A federal appeals court found the Justice Department unlawfully bypassed Senate confirmation to install Sigal Chattah as Nevada's top prosecutor.
The Department of Justice is probing whether the College of William & Mary's scholarships and programs favor racial minorities in violation of Title VI.
Court records show Abdulloi Toshpulodzoda failed to return from an authorized 48-hour pass and instead boarded a one-way flight to Tajikistan.
Jordyn Tyson's hamstring injury during a joint practice with the Jacksonville Jaguars could sideline the Saints first-round pick through Week 6.
Toñi, the oldest known Iberian orca, surfaced in the Strait of Gibraltar with wounds conservationists believe were caused by shotgun pellets.
Stephen A. Smith called NABJ's "Thumbs Down" award a "personal hit job," saying the journalism organization failed to practice journalism in critiquing him.
Nielsen's new local NFL fandom index ranks all 30 markets by eight key metrics, with Buffalo and Kansas City topping the list above all others.
Cellphone recordings allegedly show Nicholas Ayres assaulting Destiny Dunn in the days before her death at a Columbia, Missouri, motel room.
Carlos Felipe Jaramillo-Grajales used a stolen Social Security number and passport to register to vote and cast ballots over roughly 20 years, DHS says.
More than a dozen Penn Staters face charges after students allegedly cut and packaged cocaine inside Delta Upsilon and Sigma Chi frat houses.
Satire
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LOS ANGELES, CA — As heated debate continued to rage across the nation and on Capitol Hill over legislation designed to secure U.S. elections, former Vice President Kamala Harris issued a dire warning that the SAVE America Act could result in America being saved.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A special WNBA task force announced on Thursday that they had been unable to define a woman after several hours of meetings led to a stalemate on where to go to lunch.
WASHINGTON—Blasting the 2-year-old’s incessant lying to the American people, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Thursday slammed her toddler son over baseless accusations that the caterpillar was very hungry. “Time and time again, this vindictive child has served up fabrications r
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani's planned city-managed grocery stores were reportedly set to feature an exclusive "Queue Where You Wait For Loaves Of Leavened Flour Products", the mayor's office confirmed on Thursday.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions.
America's 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it's so much more! For example, the state bird is a lark bunting. Bet you didn't know that.
NEW YORK, NY — Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women's National Basketball Association decided to bring in a revered Supreme Court Justice to help settle the question.
BOSTON, MA — The state's Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech in front of the state Capitol on Thursday morning, further emphasizing their commitment to promoting child sacrifice.
Surveillance company Flock’s automatic license plate readers, which are used by over 5,000 law enforcement agencies across 49 states, are generating controversy. The Onion examines the pros and cons of the technology. PRO Helps police officers violates civil rights far faster than if they were wor
MCCOOK, IL—Complaining that he couldn’t even walk down the street without being mistaken for a world-class basketball player, doughy Eastern European immigrant Vukašin Petrović told reporters Thursday that he was tired of everyone assuming he was an NBA superstar. “Just because I’m a 6-fo
WASHINGTON—Surrounded on all sides by overturned furniture, ripped-out desk drawers, and dozens of loose items flung wildly from their shelves, President Donald Trump reportedly tore up the White House on Thursday in a frantic search for more munitions. “Come on, come on, there’s gotta be one
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Scientists have for the first time used AI to create viruses that don’t exist in nature, a milestone that has prompted hopes for medical breakthroughs and fears of new biological threats. What do you think?
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Kirk Devine, 45, passed away in a hot-air balloon explosion last Wednesday. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that mourners find and return Devine’s body parts.
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PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg reportedly smothered his metaverse avatar Thursday using a digital pillow. According to sour
Sports
Galatasaray have stepped up their pursuit of Manchester United midfielder Bruno Fernandes. Transfer Talk has the latest.
The Colts secured a one-year deal with Keenan Allen, 34, a team source told ESPN, confirming multiple reports on Monday, reuniting the veteran with Indianapolis coach Shane Steichen, who spent several seasons with the wideout while on the Chargers' staff.
The Diamondbacks placed Ketel Marte on the restricted list after the All-Star infielder failed to show up for Monday night's game against the Red Sox.
NL MVP candidate Pete Crow-Armstrong launched two home runs -- a leadoff blast and a walk-off shot -- as the Chicago Cubs authored a 7-5, 10-inning victory over the rival Chicago White Sox at Wrigley Field on Monday night.
O.J. Brigance, a former Ravens linebacker and the team's longtime adviser in player engagement, has died 19 years after being diagnosed with ALS. He was 56.
At least three fans were asked by WNBA security personnel to cover shirts that had messages about transgender women participating in women's sports during Sunday's Fever-Dream game. The league said Monday the fans should have been free to wear the shirts.
Maybe just as encouraging for the Dodgers as their bats finally waking up Monday night was the status report on Shohei Ohtani's knee after his most recent bullpen session.
The NBA has found no evidence showing LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer funneled money through team sponsors to pay Kawhi Leonard, according to three people with knowledge of discussions between the two sides in recent days.
Rookie Ceyair Wright -- who starred alongside LeBron James in 'Space Jam: A New Legacy' -- is giving new meaning to dual threat.
Jeanie Buss is contesting a claim from the rest of the Buss family that they are selling the family's remaining stake in the Lakers to new owners Josh Kushner and Bob Iger.
Pete Crow-Armstrong hit his first career walk-off homer, a two-run shot in the 10th inning, and the Chicago Cubs rallied for a 7-5 win over the crosstown White Sox at Wrigley Field.
Shohei Ohtani homered twice to help spark a slumping Dodgers offense.
Keenan Allen isn't ready to call it a career just yet. The six-time Pro Bowler is set to return for his 14th NFL season.
Here's what you should know about what happened in the NFL on Monday.
With Sunday’s Freedom 250 Grand Prix roaring through Washington, D.C., all eyes are on the victory circle. It has sparked endless creativity around what ultimate prize the champion will take home.
The Browns have reason to believe in their latest rebuild, but they know they won't start winning until they "find a quarterback."
The Arizona Diamondbacks have placed Ketel Marte on the restricted list after the All-Star infielder failed to show up for Monday night’s game against the Boston Red Sox.
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The Cubs will be without shortstop Dansby Swanson for as much as a month.
O.J. Brigance, who won a Super Bowl with the Baltimore Ravens before waging an unyielding battle against amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, has died. He was 56.
Tech
Z.ai’s latest AI model release could help companies secure their systems—or find its way into the hands of hackers.
Merino is one of the best fabrics you can wear. We explain the different blends, what “GSM” means, and how to care for your clothes.
Google told its suppliers that it will no longer manufacture Pixel devices in China starting next year, according to Nikkei Asia.
Apple may have leaked its camera-equipped AirPods in a video tucked into macOS Tahoe 26.7.
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While smaller drives can certainly still be found, there's a good reason why you don't often find them on retailers' shelves.
Many variables affect the value of retro game consoles today. Which ones are worth keeping, and which ones are destined for the trash?
The platform will start tracking views the same way across video formats.
The company wants users to be able to watch and listen to conversations.
Sonos released an app update that takes advantage of Apple's Live Activities system.
Curved TVs walked so curved gaming monitors could run.
A German competition authority said that Apple's data collection prompts favors its own apps versus third-party options.
If you're after the best picture quality, you'll always want to go with a disc.
Entertainment
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Before this sweet baby in pink turned into a superstar, she was just kicking off her hair bow era as a baby ... and gearing up for a reality TV show. If you know Abby Miller, then you definitely know who this "Dance Moms" kid is ... North West shot…
Brian Hickerson suffered a legal setback just days before the death of his on-again, off-again girlfriend, Hayden Panettiere ... TMZ has confirmed. A judge denied Hickerson’s request to have his past felony domestic violence charges reduced to…
Influencer Santos Salazar is a free man, 'cause he has been released from jail after spending several days behind bars in connection with an alleged attempted murder investigation, TMZ has learned. We got photos of Santos leaving an L.A. jail…
Alex Cooper is a Fairy God Daddy ... because she's giving back and helping other moms-to-be with their baby wish lists. Sources close to the situation tell TMZ ... the "Call Her Daddy" host has been paying for items and clearing out fans’ baby…
Hayden Panettiere's costar in the hit musical drama "Nashville" Charles Esten shared a loving tribute after her shocking death ... remembering he smacked her with a door during their first meeting. The actor took to Instagram Monday to share series…
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Nancy Mace is sending out thoughts and prayers to those social media users allergic to ink -- her ink specifically ... blasting everyone offended by her tattoos. The Congresswoman took to X on Monday to mock the uproar regarding her tattoos after…
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