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Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Cody Ponce was carted off the field with an apparent leg injury in his first MLB start since 2021, just months after signing a $30 million deal.
The Education Department has launched “yet another investigation" into Fairfax County, Virginia, after reports of an adult illegal alien student allegedly groping a dozen minor girls.
Gov. Ron DeSantis urges the Florida House to impeach Judge Tiffany Baker-Carper, saying her decision to free a sex offender led to a child's killing.
Rhode Island state Rep. David Morales faces backlash after claiming a mural honoring murdered Ukrainian Iryna Zarutska does not reflect Providence's values.
Brittany Mahomes earned induction into the University of Texas at Tyler Athletics Hall of Fame after scoring a program record 18 goals in her senior soccer season.
A 22-year-old special ed teacher faces up to 40 years in prison after allegedly having sex with 16-year-old students and providing minors with alcohol.
President Donald Trump says Tiger Woods "lives a life of pain" after the golfer's DUI arrest in Jupiter Island, adding that the golfer "doesn’t have an alcohol problem."
With WrestleMania 42 nearly two weeks away, Stephanie McMahon appeared on "Monday Night RAW" to give a pep talk to Cody Rhodes ahead of his match with Randy Orton.
Sheryl Davis, former head of San Francisco's Dream Keeper Initiative, is accused of funneling over $4.5M in taxpayer funds to a nonprofit for personal gain.
Columbia University scientists developed a two-step RNA therapy that may repair cardiovascular tissue after a heart attack by turning muscles into a "healing protein factory."
Satire
MIAMI, FL — As depicted in an exciting presentation of computer renderings of its breathtaking design, the proposed Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is set to feature a solemn "reflecting pool" filled with liberal tears.
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — What had been a difficult week for Tiger Woods took a positive turn on Tuesday, as the pro golf legend was awarded an honorary California commercial driver's license.
Last week, Disney+ reunited the stars of Hannah Montana for the first time since the series premiered two decades ago. Here are the biggest and most shocking revelations from the Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special. Billy Ray Cyrus was paid in pull tabs. Disney originally planned to make a “Ha
First Lady Melania Trump appeared with a humanoid robot during an AI education summit, claiming that mechanical educators like it will one day “provide a personalized experience, adaptive to the needs of each student.” What do you think?
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Anthropic, the maker of the next-generation AI assistant Claude, made news for giving increasingly aggressive pitches to investors ahead of a potential public offering. Founder and CEO Bob Anthropic recently gave his most emphatic speech to investors yet.
LONDON—Pinching the bridge of his nose and releasing a long weary sigh after he opened a letter summoning him to BBC headquarters, British man Arthur Batts confirmed this week that he was desperately trying to get out of panel show duty. “For God’s sake, it seems like I was just on 8 Out Of 10
ST. LOUIS—Touting the vehicle service as his secret to successfully slimming down and completely transforming his body, new Enterprise spokesman Ryan Moore told reporters Monday he had lost 250 pounds by renting cars. “I used to be grossly overweight, I tried everything, and nothing worked until
CLEVELAND—Saying the costs had begun to outweigh the benefits, administrators at the Cleveland Clinic confirmed Tuesday that they had decided to discontinue their use of a cancer-sniffing leopard in clinical settings. “Our ability to rapidly and accurately identify the disease has improved remar
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JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Dazed and battered as it dragged itself to safety, the liver belonging to Tiger Woods was photographed crawling out of the legendary golfer’s body Friday following a severe car crash. Moments after Woods clipped the back of a trailer and rolled his Land Rover, the reddish-brow
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Engineers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology reportedly developed an innovative new children's bike that uses pedals instead of electricity for power.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced a plan on Monday to open up the Strait of Hormuz later this week by sending in Aquaman, a superhero he claims is finally useful.
A "No Kings" rally isn't just an excuse to take off work while protesting a thing that doesn't exist in America — it's also a great way to find love. Knowing what the chicks at a "No Kings" protest want to hear is the key.
WASHINGTON—As he struggled to remember how his remarks on sending more troops to the Middle East had digressed into a tangent on the blockbuster movie franchise, President Donald Trump reportedly became unsure Monday how his rambling speech on Iran had veered off into a ranking of the Pirates Of T
U.S. — As baseball's opening weekend ended with the sports world buzzing about the new Automated Ball-Strike System changing the game, MLB umpires admitted that they've kinda just been guessing this whole time.
TOLEDO, OH — Local wife Aubrey Jackson reportedly left the house for 72 hours on a girls' weekend, cruelly abandoning her lonely, helpless husband.
CHICAGO, IL — Atheist Greg Hickman announced on Monday that he had devised a killer new argument that was sure to destroy Christianity.
Sports
Mark Cuban says he regrets selling the Mavericks to the Adelson and Dumont families, adding that he "made a lot of mistakes in the process."
Some losses are understandable in the NCAA tournament. Others will haunt us forever (see: Duke). We rank them all.
Tiger Woods told authorities that he was looking down at his phone and changing the radio station before his rollover crash last week in Florida, according to a probable cause affidavit.
NFL owners approved a contingency plan Tuesday to centralize officiating in the event of a work stoppage as negotiations continue on a CBA with the NFL Referees Association.
Former WNBA MVP and champions Candace Parker and Elena Delle Donne, along with former NBA star A'mare Stoudemire and current coach Doc Rivers will be inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame Class of 2026.
As speculation swirls, coach Mike Vrabel didn't rule out the possibility of the Patriots acquiring receiver A.J. Brown in a trade with the Eagles.
Roger Ayers, the official involved in a bizarre interaction with Dan Hurley near the end of UConn's NCAA tournament victory over Duke, is not among the referees assigned to officiate the men's Final Four.
Jets coach Aaron Glenn declared Tuesday that quarterback Geno Smith is "the guy that's going to lead us to the promised land."
Olivier Rioux, the Florida Gators' 7-foot-9 center and the tallest player in NCAA in college basketball history, has entered the transfer portal.
The Augusta National Women's Amateur gets things started this week ahead of the Masters. Who are some players to watch?
NASCAR has reinstated Daniel Dye, but Dye will no longer drive for Kaulig Racing following his suspension for insensitive comments.
Compare the best Michigan sportsbooks and betting apps for 2026. Learn how to sign up, claim sportsbook promos, and legally bet on sports in MI.
Chase Elliott — NASCAR's most popular driver — proved that he will be a contender in 2026. Find out how far he moved up the power rankings after Martinsville.
Texas women's basketball coach Vic Schaefer has come agonizingly close to winning a national championship, and the Longhorns are just a couple steps away once more.
Lendeborg is favored to win MOP, but a few Arizona stars are not far behind. See the latest odds.
The Seattle Mariners have reportedly agreed to an eight-year, $95 million contract with top prospect Colt Emerson.
FOX Sports' Kevin Harvick and Will Buxton disagreed on the winner of the Driver of the Week, and the principle of the award.
A Colt no more, how will Michael Pittman Jr. fare when it comes to eclipsing his receiving yards prop in 2026 in Pittsburgh? Here's what the odds say.
Cal Raleigh gets a vital hit, Luis Castillo hits a career milestone, an immaculate inning, an impossible slide and more from Monday's MLB action.
The college basketball transfer portal officially opens on April 7, but many players have made their intentions clear.
Tech
The UK's Competition and Markets Authority is once more turning its lens on Microsoft. The tech company will be the focus of an investigation by the regulator to see if it can be assigned strategic market status (SMS). The CMA already has "a major concern" with Microsoft's alleged limiting of compet
Amazon has the Coway Airmega Mighty marked down to two-thirds its normal price.
Meta has agreed to "substantially reduce” its use of the PG-13 ratings system in relation to its Teen Accounts on Instagram starting April 15.
Last year, the Motion Picture Association objected to Meta directly referencing its movie content rating, which cautions parents against letting their pre-
You’ve probably had the same Gmail address for years. Now, it’s easy to make a name change without worrying about the transition.
The GPS Next-Generation Operational Control System was due for completion in 2016. Ten years later, the software for controlling the military’s GPS satellites still doesn’t work.
Progressives are dreaming about a new political order that rights the wrongs of the Trump administration and the shortcomings of “Woke 1.” Does it have a shot?
Adults of a certain age will no doubt remember The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, a cartoon from 1989 that starred our favorite sibling plumbers decades before they would take over multiplexes with an animated film franchise. The broadcast channel MeTV Toons has begun airing old episodes of the show,
The electric-car maker says it happens rarely and at speeds below 10 mph. But the disclosure—in response to a US senator's questions—occasioned a call for more transparency.
Caffeine is the original biohack for energy, focus, and alertness. But are you doing it wrong?
DoorDash's autonomous delivery plans will get an assist from the Rivian spinoff Also. On Tuesday, the companies announced a strategic partnership in which the delivery company will invest in Also. They intend to "develop and accelerate deployment of autonomous delivery at scale."The companies didn't
Companies including Google, Microsoft, and Palantir were listed as targets by Iranian media as the conflict with Israel and the US spills into digital infrastructure.
The Roblox-like VR title Rec Room is shutting down after operating for a decade. The free-to-play social game is closing its doors because the developers "never quite figured out" how to make it profitable, despite attracting 150 million players.
"We spent a long time trying to find a way to make th
In-flight Wi-Fi on Delta flights will be provided by Amazon Leo beginning in 2028, the two companies have announced. In a blow to Elon Musk’s Starlink, Amazon’s deal with Delta will see its satellite internet service installed on 500 Delta aircraft initially, each equipped with its own Leo anten
The city will allow agencies to return to TikTok, but with strict new device and security rules.
As of April 1, Gmail will have been around for 22 years. Many of us have a poorly chosen email address that's laced with regret, but we're now stuck with it. We've perhaps had it for longer than most college students have been alive and that's how others get in touch with us. Google is now giving us
A robot could apparently drive this million-dollar supercar faster than a fleshy human, but the unbelievable experience would be entirely lost on it.
Vessels are increasingly being abandoned during the war on Iran, revealing a hidden failure in the global systems that keep goods—and people—moving.
After releasing DLSS 4.5's Super Resolution feature earlier this year, NVIDIA has released an update with DLSS 4.5 features designed to boost frame rates on RTX 50 series cards. Those include DLSS 4.5 Dynamic Multi Frame Generation and DLSS 4.5 Multi Frame Generation 6X. With those, NVIDIA is promis
I’m honestly shocked the AirPods Max 2 even exists. After Apple only added a USB-C port and a few new colors to its over-ear headphones in 2024, I thought it had given up on delivering a proper upgrade to its priciest AirPods model. I’m happy to report that wasn’t the case.
The AirPods Max
Amazon announced that it is adding new capabilities for ordering food delivery with its Alexa+ artificial intelligence assistant. Users will be able to place orders using natural language on Alexa+ through the GrubHub or Uber Eats platforms, provided they have an Amazon device with a large screen. F
Entertainment
Dayton Webber -- the quadruple amputee suspected of shooting a man to death -- is back in Maryland, where the killing took place ... and we've obtained the new mugshot authorities took of him. Webber is practically expressionless in the pic with…
A Texas judge is making a splash on the internet for all the wrong reasons this week ... with the internet ruling he's a mean dude after videos of his courtroom interactions went viral. Independent journalists have shared clips of Judge Nathan J.…
Jordyn Woods' wedding to Karl-Anthony Towns is right around the corner ... she just brought all her best pals together for her bachelorette party -- and her former BFF Kylie Jenner wasn't seen in the photos. The model and influencer shared pics and…
We want you to be a part of TMZ, so every weekday, between 10:30 AM and 12:00 PM PT, we take you inside our newsroom via live stream. You never know what you're gonna get ... a big story that breaks, an argument erupts in the room, or someone's…
"Below Deck" star Trevor Walker was arrested in Florida early Monday morning for a DUI. According to the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office website, Trevor was taken into custody around 2:30 a.m. on Monday with four counts, the most serious count…
"Summer House" stars Amanda Batula and West Wilson confirmed the Scamanda rumors ... with a new Instagram story they both shared. They addressed the "growing online speculation" in a lengthy message to "provide some clarity," stressing they weren't…
Christopher North -- a founding member and keyboardist for '70s and '80s rock band Ambrosia -- died after a bout with pneumonia, TMZ has learned. His brother, Richard North, tells TMZ ... Christopher was hospitalized for about 3 weeks before…
Former Department of Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem is speaking out over allegations her husband, Byron Noem, is a cross-dresser who takes selfies wearing oversized fake boobs. Kristi's camp responded to a salacious story published Tuesday…
Kendra Duggar let her husband, Joseph, know that he was basically on his own when it came to legal representation ... according to a recorded jail call just hours after she was released from custody. As you know ... Kendra was arrested March 20 as…
Larsa Pippen is beefing up security in a major way after her Miami home was targeted in a failed break-in ... TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... "The Real Housewives of Miami" star is adding armed security guards to the…
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