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At least two arrests were made outside a Texas courthouse after Karmelo Anthony was found guilty of murder and sentenced to 35 years behind bars.
Jerry Seinfeld told a streamer that Palestine "doesn't exist" after being asked to say "free Palestine."
Millie Bobby Brown defends husband Jake Bongiovi on Kylie Kelce's podcast after trolls criticized him for not carrying bags or pushing the stroller.
The Justice Department sued Virginia over laws that could criminally punish masked federal agents and dismantle local ICE cooperation agreements.
Claire Kittle waited nearly a decade from her first SI Swim Search in 2018 to becoming a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model alongside fellow NFL WAGs.
The GOP vs. Dems Congressional Baseball Game drew 35,000 fans and raised $3 million for charity, featuring SEC-like energy at Nationals Park.
Kharg Island handles 90% of Iran's oil exports. President Trump has raised the prospect of a U.S. military seizure of this strategic Persian Gulf site.
Spurs fans react to blowing a nearly 30-point lead in NBA Finals game four, with some blaming refs and others calling for an investigation into Fox.
The FDA has approved bemotrizinol as a new sunscreen ingredient for the first time in 25 years, giving Americans access to a chemical long used in other countries.
Ishaan Hadkar, 24, breaks Guinness World Record for most rotating puzzle cubes solved in a single skydive during a tandem jump, solving two cubes.
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As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints in the Bible that Jesus was truly the one called Christ.
LONDON — Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following the attempted beheading of an Irishman by a Sudanese migrant, leading UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer to ask the Irish not to bicker and argue over who beheaded whom.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As racial tensions continued to rise in the wake of the verdict handed down in the Austin Metcalf murder trial, a somber former President Barack Obama said if he had a son who stabbed someone in the heart with a knife, he would look just like Karmelo Anthony.
AUGUSTA, ME — The citizens of Maine have cast their votes to officially update the state flag to include a swastika.
A McDonald’s employee in California suffered severe burns across his face and body after a coworker tossed hot oil on him, the reason for the attack remaining unknown. What do you think?
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Unsubscribing from spam texts is well known, but did you know you can also unsubscribe from your wife? All you have to do is text back "UNSUBSCRIBE" and she's legally required to stop.
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local mom Rachel Thompson reportedly enjoyed a brief half-hour break this week in between finishing all the laundry and having to do more laundry.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Following last week's primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general election between an avowed communist and an avowed communist.
Doug Valdez, 91, passed away early Friday morning in an attempt to beat the weekend rush into heaven.
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Staggering out into the blinding light of day, Euphoria showrunner Sam Levinson reportedly emerged from a 7-year drug binge Wednesday horrified to learn what he had created. “Wait, I did what?” said a shaky, bleary-eyed Levinson as he looked through his phone in an attempt
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What are you doing here? This is not for piddling swine like you. Be gone! Back to your frumpy duplex you go! Reference #295432
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SAN FRANCISCO—Expanding their offerings of erectile health products, male-focused wellness brand Hims announced a new line of folders Wednesday for holding in front of embarrassing boners. “These safe, discreet folders are specially formulated to ensure you are the only one who knows that you ar
MINNEAPOLIS—Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco g
Despite advances in technology, training, and performance optimization, some achievements in sports have stood the test of time. The following athletic records remain unbroken.
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MIAMI—In an official filing with the U.S. Department of Labor, Amazon employees alleged Monday that they had been exposed to inhumane working conditions while staffing the human chessboard that executive chairman Jeff Bezos maintains on the grounds of his Florida compound. “We’re not allowed
MCKINNEY, TX — Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree murder, expressed regret that he didn't convert to Islam and stab someone in the UK instead.
On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of prophecy, tongues, and more. But which gifts are the coolest?
Actor Idris Elba dismissed longstanding rumors that he would be the next James Bond, calling the speculation “unrealistic” and claiming that many global audiences would never accept a Black male in the iconic role. What do you think?
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U.S. — The nation was thrown into a state of shock on Tuesday afternoon, as a jury in Texas ruled that you can't just stab someone in the heart for no reason at all.
Sports
The 2026 FIFA World Cup has finally arrived as Mexico defeated South Africa 2-0 in Mexico City in the opening match of the tournament.
According to Reid, despite being half of one of the most anticipated weddings in recent memory, Kelce is focused on training camp.
If the Yankees were to acquire Red Sox closer Aroldis Chapman, he would like New York GM Brian Cashman to apologize to him for how his previous stint with the team ended.
Phil Mickelson has been kicked out of a San Diego golf club over allegations he made unwanted physical contact with a female employee, Golf Digest reported.
Former NFL linebacker Darron Lee has been indicted on a murder charge in the death of his partner.
The Broncos have signed coach Sean Payton to a new five-year contract that will run through the 2030 season.
Knicks fans -- including some A-list celebrities -- were delirious with joy after their team's legendary Game 4 win.
Co-host Mexico got off to a victorious start, beating South Africa 2-0 as the largest World Cup in history kicked off Thursday at Mexico City's famed Estadio Azteca.
A brutal night for the Spurs' Victor Wembanyama continued after he returned to his hotel, as he was pelted with boos from Knicks fans and nearly hit by a flying egg.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
The 2026 FIFA World Cup is officially underway. Here are the odds for each team to advance to the knockout stage after Mexico's opening match win.
Which countries could be "shock early exit" teams in the 2026 FIFA World Cup? Maurice Edu and Kate Scott answered that question.
Three players were sent off in Mexico's 2-0 win over South Africa, which made World Cup history.
USA defender Alex Freeman knows that the team will need to stay calm against Paraguay.
The FIFA World Cup is live and if you're wondering if you can win big betting, we'll break down everything in this article.
FOX World Cup analysts Zlatan Ibrahimović, Thierry Henry and Alexi Lalas named their top World Cup players to watch.
Which group in the 2026 FIFA World Cup is the most compelling? Thierry Henry, Zlatan Ibrahimović and Alexi Lalas debate.
Walker Zimmerman explains the difference between a back three and a back four — and how it impacts the USA at the World Cup.
FOX Sports' Michael Cohen provides a breakdown of what would constitute a successful debut for each new Big Ten football coach.
Tech
Crowding the gates of a major health care conference, protesters called for Palantir to be booted out of the UK’s National Health Service over privacy concerns and political grievances.
Shion arrives when Season 3 starts on June 16.
Thibault Sottiaux helped make AI coding one of OpenAI’s fastest-growing businesses. Now he’s overseeing a sweeping overhaul of ChatGPT.
Activists raised a 40-foot-tall inflatable Elon Musk in Manhattan to draw attention to the risk he allegedly poses to investors.
A WIRED investigation found dozens of “nudified” deepfake images and videos on Grok's website, including nonconsensual depictions of celebrities and at least one prominent US politician.
From a wet winter in the Southwest to fewer Atlantic hurricanes, this is what to expect as a potential super El Niño takes shape.
Yet another parent is suing OpenAI, claiming its chatbot did not do enough to prevent their child's death by suicide.
Boox's new Go 6 ereader offers stylus support for note-taking.
Waymo will happily relieve you of $30 a month in exchange for not a whole lot.
Reddit comments now allow videos.
The Philips Skylight recreates natural daylight indoors, but we may not be able to buy it in the US.
Underwater roguelite / restaurant management game Dave the Diver paddles onto mobile later this summer.
A joint congressional report describes a spam operation that turned tens of thousands of fake podcasts into search-engine bait for illegal pharmacy and scam sites.
The only functional difference between a Trump Phone and the HTC U24 Pro is the battery, iFixit discovered.
So long and thanks for all the cool new video games.
We learned some new details about the upcoming revival for the classic 3D platformer.
I played the ultimate game of strategy on a variety of smart chess boards to find the best for online and in-person matches.
The new open-source project could serve as the basis for a future of apps with features as complex as Slack, Discord, or Google Docs—but with added protection against surveillance.
These WIRED-tested ebook readers let you take your library anywhere.
It’s the first estimate of how many Americans are sneaking onto Polymarket’s banned crypto-based platform.
Entertainment
James Kennedy is finally introducing the world to the woman carrying his first child ... revealing his pregnant girlfriend is North Carolina native Jordan Meyers. One month after TMZ broke the news that the "Vanderpump Rules" star was expecting a…
Hunter Biden's got 2028 on the brain -- but not exactly from the top of the ticket. On this week's episode of the "This is Gavin Newsom" podcast, Hunter weighs in on all the chatter surrounding his political future ... and his answer might surprise…
Here's Tori Spelling and her ex-husband Dean McDermott reuniting for a big family milestone ... gathering to watch their daughter Stella graduate high school. TMZ obtained video from Stella's graduation ceremony at Agoura High School ... and Tori…
Diddy plans to fight a lawsuit claiming he had sex with minors ... and he's pursuing all avenues the legal system has to offer. Diddy's spokesperson, Juda Engelmayer, responded to a recent lawsuit from a John Doe who claims he was a child actor…
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Drew Sidora and her ex-husband Ralph Pittman are blaming each other for allegedly leaking details of their divorce ... TMZ has learned. Hours after the divorce judgment went final … Ralph filed court docs…
Sutton Stracke is saying goodbye to one of the most recognizable homes in the Bravo universe ... 'cause TMZ has learned she's put her sprawling Bel Air estate on the market ... months after the property was burglarized.. Real estate records,…
If Mother Nature is planning to crash UFC Freedom 250, Dana White has a message for her ... don't bother. Charlie caught up with the UFC boss Thursday on Capitol Hill ahead of this weekend's historic fight card on the White House South Lawn ... and…
Henry Ruggs isn't getting out of prison anytime in the near future -- the former Las Vegas Raiders star receiver was denied parole at a ruling on Thursday. Ruggs is serving up to 10 years behind bars as a result of his November 2, 2021 accident ...…
Rapper Blueface's music royalties are now going to Soulja Boy's baby mama, Jackilyn Martinez, to pay off a massive debt he owes her ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, a Los Angeles County Superior Court judge granted…
Karol G stays turning up the temps ... but she may've just cooled things off with an onboard rinse ... and you can watch her shower off after a busy day on a yacht. The 35-year-old singer stunned in her latest slew of sexy snaps ... sporting a blue…
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