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As the political left, particularly in Hollywood, becomes increasingly unmoored from reality or any semblance of rationality, their new preferred buzzword has become "fascism."Anything they don't like, any policy that does not align immediately with the current progressive consensus, is "fascism." A
Minnesota Twins manager Derek Shelton was caught on a hot mic voicing frustration before being ejected over a check swing call in a loss to the Reds.
Eight children were killed in a domestic violence shooting across three locations in Shreveport, Louisiana, before a police chase ended the rampage.
Jennifer Aniston reacted to ex-husband Justin Theroux's newborn baby announcement on Instagram, liking the post he shared with wife Nicole Brydon Bloom.
Your iPhone and Samsung phone flashlights have hidden controls for brightness, beam width and voice commands that most people have never tried.
With the 2026 World Cup weeks away, N.J. and N.Y. leaders are scrambling to solve MetLife Stadium transit issues as train costs reportedly exceed $100 a ride.
Federal authorities arrested Shamim Mafi at LAX, alleging she brokered Iranian-made drones, bombs and ammunition sales to Sudan's military forces.
A shooting in downtown Iowa City near the University of Iowa's campus wounded multiple people, including students, and police say the suspect remains at large Sunday.
FBI Director Kash Patel says he will file a defamation lawsuit by Monday against The Atlantic over a report citing anonymous sources alleging misconduct.
Celebrities like Oprah Winfrey, Jennifer Lopez and Anne Hathaway have embraced the denim on denim Canadian tuxedo trend on and off the red carpet.
Satire
U.S. — Local man Richard Manfred was arrested today after failing to give attention to a matter despite President Trump thanking him for his attention to the matter.
HOLLYWOOD — Studio executives have been utterly baffled by the massive success of a movie made to entertain people.
Are you entering middle age and finding that you just don't have the energy you used to? Do you wish you could regain your youthful vigor, but haven't found anything that works?
INDIO, CA—Generating mixed reactions from festivalgoers during her headline performance at Coachella, pop star Sabrina Carpenter reportedly turned her body fully inside out Friday in a horrific new position for her song “Juno.” “Have you ever tried this one?” the singer said in an uncharac
WASHINGTON—In what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday, delivering a big fuck-you to all the Americans who gassed up their vehicles yesterday. “Nobody was hit harder than the suckers who filled their tanks mere hours bef
Getting a haircut you truly love can be a challenge. The Onion shares tips for getting better haircuts. Be as specific as possible when describing which Zootopia character you want to look like. Tell your stylist what you want and, more importantly, what you’re willing to do to their family if you
LOS ANGELES—Accusing the actor of abusing the all-powerful Life Current that binds the universe together, Lena Dunham claimed Friday that Adam Driver used the Force on the set of the HBO series Girls. “It can really create a toxic work environment when a coworker you thought was your friend sudd
TMZ, the tabloid news organization known for sensationalized celebrity gossip, has opened a Washington bureau and turned its sights on politicians. What do you think?
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INDIO, CA—Expressing shock and disappointment at the conduct of so-called music fans, representatives for concert promoter Goldenvoice announced Friday that Coachella’s second weekend had been canceled after drugs were found on the grounds of the festival. “After discovering what we believe to
In an announcement that caused its stock to rally almost 600%, Allbirds said it would stop making its well-known minimalist, sustainable shoes and become an AI infrastructure company. What do you think?
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Sports
Paris Saint-Germain sporting director Luis Campos has held a meeting with the representatives of Arsenal winger Gabriel Martinelli. Transfer Talk has the latest.
Wide receiver Zachariah Branch, who is widely expected to be a Day 2 NFL draft pick, was arrested early Sunday morning in Athens, Georgia, on two possible misdemeanor charges.
Defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence II passed his physical with the Bengals and has signed a one-year, $28 million extension, the Win Sports Group told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Mel Kiper Jr.'s annual list of NFL draft favorites includes two speedy receivers, three undersized cornerbacks and some gritty linemen.
Erling Haaland helped Manchester City land a telling blow in the Premier League title race as his goal gave Manchester City a crucial 2-1 win over Arsenal.
Now 100% healthy with no restrictions, Caitlin Clark and the Fever are trying to keep it that way.
Charles Barkley says he and Michael Jordan are talking again after nearly 15 years and that the two plan to play golf together in the offseason.
Days after saying on-course outbursts cast a bad look on pro golfers, Max Homa threw his club in frustration during the final round of the RBC Heritage on Sunday.
Bayern Munich have sealed their defence of the Bundesliga title after thrashing Stuttgart 4-2 on Sunday.
Salvador Perez and Royals manager Matt Quatraro said they were back on the same page Sunday after the catcher's social media post on Saturday generated drama.
Who will get into Victory Lane at Kansas? Here are the odds.
How high — or low — will a few college football stars go in the first round of the 2026 NFL Draft?
The Giants got great and unexpected value for Dexter Lawrence, while the Bengals took a huge risk that could pay off with a Super Bowl run.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
The Giants have two top-10 picks in this year's draft after reportedly trading Dexter Lawrence to the Bengals.
The NBA playoffs are here. Check out the odds for each first-round series, as well as what to know about the matchups.
Kyle Kirkwood and Alex Palou are in a close race at the top of the board for the Long Beach Grand Prix. Here are the latest odds.
The Ohio State Buckeyes concluded their annual spring game Saturday, with new faces and returning stars showcasing their talent.
We're tracking Lionel Messi's goals and top moments for Inter Miami and the upcoming FIFA World Cup. Here's the latest.
Here are the results from Week 4 of the 2026 UFL season.
Tech
Anyone looking to upgrade to the next Mac Studio or MacBook Pro might have to wait a little longer, thanks to the ongoing global memory shortage. As reported by Bloomberg's Mark Gurman, "at least two of the company's upcoming machines ... could debut a little later than the company initially planned
Tesla is expanding its Robotaxi footprint across Texas by introducing availability in both Dallas and Houston. As announced in a post on X, the EV maker is rolling out its Robotaxis to small sections of the Texas cities, as detailed by two maps of its new service areas.
The first Robotaxi rides st
Meta is unquestionably winning the face-wearable war. Can you trust the company? Maybe not. But these are some of the nicest glasses I've ever worn.
Hisense’s midrange U7 TV gets some high-end upgrades, but the competition is only getting stiffer.
Swap out your creaky old box fan for a new model that lights up, mists, or even follows you around the room.
Our top Apple Watch recommendation fluctuates in price. If you're in the market, now's a good time to buy.
Whether you’re near or far, keep an eye on your fur baby with our favorite pet cameras.
Not everyone had the money for the original Neo Geo Advanced Entertainment System when it released in the '90s, but there's still a chance to experience it as an adult with disposable income. SNK and Plaion Replai, who is also behind the all-black remake of the Commodore 64, announced a faithful rem
A judge has granted the makers of the "ICE Sightings - Chicagoland" Facebook group and the Eyes Up app a preliminary injunction to stop the Trump administration from coercing platforms to take these projects down. Judge Jorge L. Alonso of the United States District Court for the Northern District of
Apple has secured a major victory for its redesigned smartwatches as per the latest decision from the US International Trade Commission. The federal agency ruled against reinstating an import ban on Apple Watches, allowing the tech giant to continue selling its devices with a reworked blood-oxygen m
The US Department of Justice is siding with X, as the social media platform owned by Elon Musk navigates a criminal investigation unfolding in France. As first reported by The Wall Street Journal, the Justice Department characterized the French probe as "an effort to entangle the United States in a
The Artemis II astronauts are settling back into life on Earth, but we're not quite tired yet of hearing about their amazing journey. There's a new PBS documentary now streaming on YouTube that dives into the Artemis program and the latest efforts to send humans to the moon again. Also this week, NA
These locks, lights, and other smart home upgrades let you add automation without messing up your home’s vibe.
Those clicks and pops aren't supposed to be there. Give your music a proper bath with this handy guide.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. Once again, there are some neat new games for you to check out this weekend. We've got a bunch of updates and announcements for upcoming titles to tell you about too.There have been a bunch of solid indie showcases lately (and
Plus: Major data breaches at a gym chain and hotel giant, a disruptive DDoS attack against Bluesky, dubious ICE hires, and more.
Schematik is a program that aims to help people vibe code for physical devices. Hopefully, it won’t blow anything up.
Don’t just load up an Amazon cart! Here are the better ways to find your favorite vinyl records online.
The James Bond franchise has a long history of getting pop stars to record its theme songs (perhaps most memorably with Live and Let Die), and it looks like that tradition will now extend to video game adaptations about the fictional spy. IO Interactive has announced that Lana Del Rey co-wrote and p
The crew of NASA's Artemis II mission have safely returned to Earth, but if your Moon fever has yet to break, or you're curious to get a big picture view of how the second of a planned five Moon missions was pulled off, PBS has a new documentary you'll want to watch. The hour-long Return to the Moon
Entertainment
Charlize Theron is pulling back the curtain on one of the most chilling moments of her life -- and it’s straight out of a movie -- except it was all too real. The Oscar winner was brutally honest in a new New York Times interview, revisiting the…
Barbara Palvin is back out in public just days after a scary situation at home involving husband Dylan Sprouse. The model was spotted keeping things super chill at Griffith Park in Los Angeles Saturday, going makeup-free for a laid-back picnic and…
A devastating mass shooting in Louisiana has left eight children dead and a community reeling. Shreveport Police say officers responded Sunday morning to reports of a domestic disturbance. In total, 10 people were shot ... eight of them children,…
Kanye West is back out in public ... but he's clearly not looking to make noise right now. Ye was spotted Friday heading into a dentist's office in Los Angeles, marking his first sighting since getting dropped from major overseas gigs following his…
A violent scene just steps from the University of Iowa turned chaotic early Sunday when a massive brawl suddenly erupted into gunfire, leaving three students wounded. Cops say they were called to Iowa City's Pedestrian Mall for a large fight ...…
Coachella Weekend 2 hit full throttle Saturday with massive crowds, high-energy sets and viral moments taking over the Empire Polo Grounds. Justin Bieber led the night with one of the festival’s most talked-about performances, returning to the…
Jennifer Aniston is showing subtle support for ex-husband Justin Theroux following the birth of his first child. After Theroux and his wife, Nicole Brydon Bloom, announced the arrival of their baby boy on Instagram Saturday, Aniston was among those…
A planned pregame skydiving entrance at Virginia Tech turned into a tense scene Saturday when a parachuter got stuck on the scoreboard. The skydiver was supposed to glide into the stadium carrying a massive American flag ahead of the Hokies' spring…
Justin Bieber locked in on Billie Eilish and delivered the moment everyone's talking about at Coachella Weekend 2 ... serenading the pop star mid-set and sending the crowd into a frenzy. Bieber launched into "One Less Lonely Girl" and made Eilish…
Jelly Roll just proved there is nothing soft about him as he just smashed Pat McAfee through the announcer’s table during the main event of WrestleMania 42. Jelly Roll came out at the start of the main event between WWE Champion Cody Rhodes…
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