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The neo-Byzantine Water Tower at Sandringham Estate has been renovated into a romantic retreat for two, with stays starting at around $200 a night.
The American Culture Quiz is a weekly test of our national traits, trends, history and people. This time, test your knowledge of summer splurges, basketball brilliance and more.
The DOJ's anti-fraud task force expansion into Pennsylvania netted 19 arrests as suspects allegedly billed Medicaid while in prison or driving rideshares.
Kara Robinson Chamberlain ignored a split-second intuition before Richard Evonitz abducted her at 15. Now she hosts "Somebody Knows Something."
Caitlin Clark scored 29 points Friday but limped off with back issues, raising questions about the Fever-Dream rivalry game in Atlanta Sunday.
Americans told Fox News Digital they're sharply divided over transgender athletes in women's sports as Sophie Cunningham doubles down on her stance.
A California Highway Patrol canine officer stopped a Honda CR-V in Merced County and allegedly found 30 pounds of suspected cocaine worth $817,200.
Mets reliever Jefry Yan thought he had strike three against the Nationals, but as he jumped in the air to perform his signature celebration, he realized the umpire didn't call it.
Michael Penix Jr.'s bewildered sideline reaction pointing at Tua Tagovailoa during the Falcons' preseason opener is already going viral as a meme.
A runner on Anchorage's Wolverine Bowl trail used bear spray to fend off a brown bear and was hospitalized, marking the second attack in the area in weeks.
Satire
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LOS ANGELES, CA — As heated debate continued to rage across the nation and on Capitol Hill over legislation designed to secure U.S. elections, former Vice President Kamala Harris issued a dire warning that the SAVE America Act could result in America being saved.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A special WNBA task force announced on Thursday that they had been unable to define a woman after several hours of meetings led to a stalemate on where to go to lunch.
WASHINGTON—Blasting the 2-year-old’s incessant lying to the American people, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Thursday slammed her toddler son over baseless accusations that the caterpillar was very hungry. “Time and time again, this vindictive child has served up fabrications r
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani's planned city-managed grocery stores were reportedly set to feature an exclusive "Queue Where You Wait For Loaves Of Leavened Flour Products", the mayor's office confirmed on Thursday.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions.
America's 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it's so much more! For example, the state bird is a lark bunting. Bet you didn't know that.
NEW YORK, NY — Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women's National Basketball Association decided to bring in a revered Supreme Court Justice to help settle the question.
BOSTON, MA — The state's Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech in front of the state Capitol on Thursday morning, further emphasizing their commitment to promoting child sacrifice.
Surveillance company Flock’s automatic license plate readers, which are used by over 5,000 law enforcement agencies across 49 states, are generating controversy. The Onion examines the pros and cons of the technology. PRO Helps police officers violates civil rights far faster than if they were wor
MCCOOK, IL—Complaining that he couldn’t even walk down the street without being mistaken for a world-class basketball player, doughy Eastern European immigrant Vukašin Petrović told reporters Thursday that he was tired of everyone assuming he was an NBA superstar. “Just because I’m a 6-fo
WASHINGTON—Surrounded on all sides by overturned furniture, ripped-out desk drawers, and dozens of loose items flung wildly from their shelves, President Donald Trump reportedly tore up the White House on Thursday in a frantic search for more munitions. “Come on, come on, there’s gotta be one
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Scientists have for the first time used AI to create viruses that don’t exist in nature, a milestone that has prompted hopes for medical breakthroughs and fears of new biological threats. What do you think?
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Kirk Devine, 45, passed away in a hot-air balloon explosion last Wednesday. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that mourners find and return Devine’s body parts.
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PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg reportedly smothered his metaverse avatar Thursday using a digital pillow. According to sour
Sports
Liverpool are ready to make another move for Paris Saint-Germain winger Bradley Barcola. Transfer Talk has the latest.
The NFL preseason is underway! How did rookies and players in new places perform in their debuts?
The Kansas City Chiefs tight end shared his first public comments Wednesday regarding his wedding with Taylor Swift.
Islam Makhachev and Mackenzie Dern picked up dominant title defenses to close out the UFC 330 main card.
Lani Pallister of Australia stunned Katie Ledecky with her first international loss in the 800-meter freestyle at the Pan Pacific Championships.
Rams rookie Ty Simpson, the second quarterback taken in this year's draft, showed plenty of poise in going 21-of-25 for 190 yards and two touchdowns in his preseason debut against the Chiefs on Saturday.
Islam Makhachev, 34, moved to 29-1, and further cemented himself as one of the greatest fighters ever at UFC 330 Saturday, surpassing middleweight legend Anderson Silva's all-time record of 16 consecutive UFC wins with a decision over Ian Machado Garry.
Joey Logano continued his surge toward the NASCAR Chase, winning Saturday night at Richmond Raceway with a late-race charge on fresh tires.
The team is the latest to poke fun at Daniels over his jersey number dispute with his alma mater, LSU.
Candace Parker and Elena Delle Donne headlined a 2026 Hall of Fame class that honored women's hoops, as well as NBA luminaries such as Doc Rivers, Mike D'Antoni and Amar'e Stoudemire.
Los Angeles Rams first-rounder Ty Simpson delivered an impressive preseason performance against the Kansas City Chiefs.
Joshua Baez became the latest rookie to homer in his MLB debut, but the St. Louis Cardinals' newest player did more than just that.
Here's the latest offseason buzz and rumors around the NFL.
Tech
In 2027 and 2028, there will be two spectacular, long-duration solar eclipses. Here’s what you need to know about them.
The installation utility EasyDMG makes it so you never drag and drop an icon again.
With automatic mapping, Spot Mode functionality, and smart AI cameras, the TerraMow V1000 is the complete package.
Observatories have been built in mines, deep under the Antarctic ice sheet, and elsewhere in an effort to detect the fleeting particles.
Ensuring your cat stays hydrated is one of the best ways to keep your pet healthy. The right pet water fountain can help.
If you want the best quality out of your Bluetooth audio, it's worth reviewing some settings.
Replacing the battery on your Apple Watch can extend its life, but you'll have to determine whether it's worthwhile for your model.
When will the price of RAM come back down again?
Anthropic has explained its text watermarking approach.
While there have been many twists and turns in the company's evolution, it remains one of the biggest names in the telecommunications industry.
If your internet has been slower than usual lately, your router might need a reset. Here are some things you can try.
Xbox offers refunds on some games and apps, but there are stipulations you should understand before requesting one.
Going analog is all the rage, but does it apply to the small screen?
USB ports and cables have tons of potential capabilities, but making sense of them can be tricky if you don't know where to look.
Don't wait to have your car checked out if its traction battery is having problems.
This affordable electric BMX delighted my entire family, even if its range, ride comfort, and actual BMX abilities are limited.
Noware’s Puff necklace whimsically reimagines flash drives, turning something functional into personalized jewelry.
New fonts, better customization, and a whole new layout all make it worth dusting off your Instapaper account.
These are the Apple Watch accessories I recommend adding to your setup.
Auk’s Mini 2 improves on the original model with better lights, a sleeker design, and fun new colors.
Entertainment
Madonna just turned 68 ... and she's still lookin' great ... she's been a stunner for decades, turning heads on and off stage. The pop icon's still strutting her stuff and flaunting her fit figure after all these years ... which is certainly cause…
Kyrsten Sinema allegedly bonded her boyfriend, Matthew Ammel, out of jail after he was arrested for assaulting a physician ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Matthew was involuntarily committed to the hospital on November…
Orange you glad it's Spritz o'clock? Summer's popular beverage, the Aperol Spritz, is definitely making waves and hits with Hollywood! Take a scroll through our gallery -- Ashtin Earle looked back at the lens with a spritz in hand, setting the…
The Return of the King goes down on Christmas Day this NBA season ... so how should Lakers fans treat LeBron James after he bolted for the Sixers?? If ya ask Magic Johnson, he says hold the boos -- show the four-time champion some love!! TMZ Sports…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Happy birthday to the World's Best Boss! In honor of Steve Carell's big day, we've rounded up office essentials that would fit right in at Dunder Mifflin. Whether…
“Camp Rock 3” gave us all the nostalgic feels, and any day the Jo Bros hit a premiere looking this unbothered, we’re totes hot n’ bothered! 🥵 Now, let’s throw it back to when they first hit the carpet in 2008. The squad was all smiles…
A Luigi Mangione fan who covered the trial via social media showed support for commenters justifying Brian Thompson death after Luigi pled guilty. Here's the deal ... Lena Weissbrot is one of three Luigi supporters who call themselves the…
Rihanna's making sure her kids learn about their roots ... taking them back to her native Barbados for a visit filled with sweet treats. The singer-songwriter was spotted relaxing on the island ... wearing a gray top over her swimsuit and walking…
Influencer Brianna Olsen says her baby daddy's arrest has been totally blown out of proportion ... claiming an attempted murder booking goes way too far. Photogs caught up with the star on Saturday and asked her about Santos Salazar --…
Courtney Love says she nearly died a few years ago ... but, since she survived the trial, she's now got an optimistic view of her future. The singer and guitarist revealed the shocking news in an Instagram post Friday ... explaining her health…
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