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A Nashville teacher's record was cleared after he refused to read a LGBTQ book due to religious beliefs, according to a press release from First Liberty Institute.
Hackers exposed personal data from 967,200 Figure accounts in a social engineering attack, including names, addresses, emails and dates of birth.
As the DHS shutdown hits Day 18, GOP Leader Steve Scalise tells Fox News Digital that "political games" must end to protect the U.S. during heightened tensions with Iran.
Former Ambassador Nikki Haley slammed Democrats for claims on Iranian regime's threats as Operation Epic Fury sparks divide in the Democratic Party.
A heckler excoriated Kristi Noem's tenure as Homeland Security secretary and her handling of natural disasters.
Vice President JD Vance defends Trump administration's Iran strategy, citing "much greater capacity" to target nuclear facilities and missile infrastructure amid escalating tensions.
Operation Epic Fury, the joint U.S.-Israeli military operation against Iran ordered by President Donald Trump, has divided Americans along partisan lines, according to a weekend poll.
Georgia father Colin Gray convicted of murder in son's alleged Apalachee High School shooting, marking historic case of parental responsibility.
Gov. Gavin Newsom got defensive when confronted on his call for Democrats to be more "culturally normal," rejecting the framing of a question from far-left podcaster Jennifer Welch.
The Israel Defense Forces announced it "completed additional waves of strikes in western Iran" targeting the regime’s missile launchers and defense systems.
Satire
DOVER, DE — In the wake of the highly successful decapitation of Iran's tyrannical dictatorship, former American president Joe Biden asked why Trump didn't just bomb the Ayatollah in the leg.
Hi, friends! Today, I’d like to talk to the grown-ups. I know it’s not easy raising children. Looking after little ones is a lot of work, and sometimes you just need a moment to breathe. So you plop your kids on the couch and turn on a Ms. Rachel video, giving yourself time to cook […]
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Mitch Nagler, 92, died peacefully last Thursday, at last relinquishing his stranglehold on the best easy chair in the Silver Pines Retirement Community sunroom.
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CLEVELAND—As the pair crossed their fingers and stared longingly at the jumbotron, reports confirmed Sunday that siblings Henry and Daniel Komack were both currently praying they would be featured on Rocket Arena’s kiss cam. “Come on, come on, I want this more than anything,” whispered Henr
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WASHINGTON—While recognizing the small detail was of no real significance in the greater scheme of an escalating war with Iran, the entire U.S. populace admitted Tuesday that it was still curious to hear how President Donald Trump would pronounce “Strait of Hormuz.” “He’s gonna have to say
According to Delta Dental’s new Original Tooth Fairy Poll, the average amount of money left under a pillow for a lost tooth has increased to $5.84 per tooth, up 17% from last year. What do you think?
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LEE'S SUMMIT, MO — The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban dad gently consoled himself next to his dormant lawnmower in the garage.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a modest ceremony at the White House, President Trump awarded the Medal of Honor to a man who was up all weekend monitoring the situation in Iran from his home computer, the administration confirmed on Monday.
WASHINGTON—Carefully weighing the implications of his presence at a particularly tense moment in relations between Iran and the United States, President Trump told reporters Monday that he remained on the fence about attending the funeral of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. “If I go, I think it’ll real
WASHINGTON—Saying he just had a “gut feeling” about the U.S.-backed airstrike, President Trump announced Monday that he’d won $60 on Kalshi after betting that he would bomb Iran. “The odds were against me, but somehow I just knew that betting on an airstrike ordered by the president of the
Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In 'Perfectly Executed' Military Operation
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EGYPT — Newly unearthed records appear to indicate a man claiming to be from the future traveled to ancient Memphis to wow the early Egyptians with the futuristic technology of Gushers.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With military operations ongoing against the Ayatollah's Islamic regime, former President Barack Obama expressed confusion at seeing bombs falling on Iran instead of pallets stacked with U.S. cash.
The surge in AI, cryptocurrency, and other digital assets is rapidly increasing demand for computational infrastructure around the country. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind data centers. 0.8 New pH of your groundwater $900,000,000 What 16GB of RAM will cost next year 4,000 Palm fr
NEW YORK, NY — After U.S. military action against the Ayatollah, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly getting nervous that President Donald Trump keeps assassinating Muslim dictators.
Sports
The World Baseball Classic begins tomorrow. Where does the USA sit on the oddsboard ahead of the tournament? Here's the latest.
The Jets placed their franchise tag on running back Breece Hall ahead of Tuesday's deadline, sources told ESPN.
Two-time Olympic gold medalist Hunter Armstrong plans to swim in the PED-friendly Enhanced Games while still pursuing hopes to compete in the 2028 Olympics.
Real Madrid on Tuesday confirmed that forward Rodrygo has a torn ACL and a lateral meniscus rupture on his right knee, injuries that are likely to mean he will miss this summer's World Cup with Brazil.
Trae Young, who is set to make his Wizards debut Thursday vs. Utah, was ejected for leaving the bench in Monday's loss to Houston.
Outside linebacker Khalil Mack, who had mulled retirement, will play in 2026 and explore all options in free agency, a source told ESPN, confirming a report by NFL Network.
The NFL announced Tuesday that the Falcons would be playing a game in Madrid, one of the NFL's nine international games this coming season.
After a Hall of Fame NBA career, here's what we know about Billups' connections to Mafia-affiliated poker games and illegal gambling.
LIV's Jon Rahm on Tuesday accused the DP World Tour of attempting to "extort" golfers and said he won't commit to competing in six events on the European tour each season.
Mets pitcher Nolan McLean, whose arrival to camp ahead of the WBC has been delayed due to vertigo-like symptoms, is confident he'll join Team USA later this week.
Thirty-one automatic bids to the women's NCAA tournament are on the line when Champ Week opens.
Breece Hall was set to become one of the top running backs set to hit unrestricted free agency this offseason.
Arizona is your Big 12 regular-season champ, Duke crushes NC State, McNeese wins its 20th-straight, 10 3-pointers, a very strange box score and more from Monday's college basketball action.
Teams are calling about the Raiders' superstar defender, and Las Vegas is listening. See the odds for Crosby's next team.
There is a new favorite to go No. 1 in the 2026 NBA Draft. See the latest.
Fernando Mendoza will be the first QB taken, but what about Ty Simpson? See the odds for where the Alabama star will land.
Will Russell Henley win back-to-back Arnold Palmer Invitationals at Bay Hill? Here's what the odds say.
Tyler Reddick holds steady, but two other drivers are surging up the power rankings after Circuit of the Americas.
FOX Sports Marks 100 Days to FIFA World Cup 2026™ with Company Wide Celebration
Buckeyes linebackers coach James Laurinaitis details why projected top-10 pick Sonny Styles will be "very scary" in the NFL.
Tech
Apple has promised a “big week” for the company, which includes an in-person event for press and creators on March 4. But it didn’t exactly wait until Wednesday to get things started. The news started on Monday with the announcements of the iPhone 17e and M4-powered iPad Air. The company foll
The unique and highly addictive roguelike Blue Prince is now available for Switch 2, as announced at today's Nintendo Indie World Showcase. This version allows for mouse control, via the underutilized Joy-Con feature.
This is a wonderfully designed puzzle game that oozes atmosphere. The game tasks p
“MacBook Neo” appears to be the name of Apple’s long-rumored cheap MacBook, based on a regulatory posting on Apple’s website, MacRumors reports. The gaffe was quickly removed from Apple’s site (pour one out for the poor soul who posted it). Previous rumors didn’t attach a name to the low
There's more waffling going on about the future of electric vehicles in America right now than you might expect at a Belgian breakfast buffet. Some brands like Hyundai are staying committed, some brands like Honda are dialing back, and everyone else is simply doing their damndest to provide as many
Apple also announced two new pricey Studio Display computer monitors. If you're waiting on that rumored entry-level MacBook, the company seems to be saving it for its March 4 media event.
Reports had suggested that Apple wasn’t going to reveal a refreshed MacBook Air with an M5 chip during its week of announcements, but whaddyaknow? Apple just went ahead and did that exact thing. Let’s deal with the bad news first: Apple is reverting a price cut from last year. It dropped the M4-
As part of its big week of announcements, Apple has unveiled a new pair of M5 chips alongside two new MacBooks. The new M5 Pro and M5 Max chips will power the new MacBook Pro that was just announced today, while the new MacBook Air comes with the base M5. According to the company’s press release,
It happened much later than we expected, but Apple's announcement of MacBook Pros with its M5 Pro and M5 Max chips has finally arrived. These more powerful variants on Apple's silicon will be available in the 14-inch and 16-inch models of the laptops. Pre-orders will open on March 4 with an expected
Apple continues its gradual unveiling of new products this week with the launch of the Studio Display and an all-new 27-inch Studio Display XDR. The latter is a higher-end model aimed at content creators with a 27-inch 5K Retina XDR display that features a mini-LED display with 2,000-plus dimming zo
XLR microphone owners, rejoice: Shure's successor to the MVX2U Digital Audio Interface (DAI) brings the adapter into the mobile era. The compact MVX2U Gen 2 adds more advanced onboard audio processing. But its most notable upgrade is mobile device compatibility, so you're no longer limited to deskto
Users of Meta's AI smart glasses in Europe may be unknowingly sharing intimate video and sensitive financial information with moderators outside of the bloc, according to a report from Sweden's Svenska Dagbladet released last week. Employees in Kenya doing AI "annotation" told the journalists that
The UV light built into Shark’s newest robot vacuum is on a quest to embarrass me with how many stains it's spotted.
I've tested a ton of keyboard options to make your typing life easier, and a couple I’d avoid.
There have never been so many ways to check for hypertension. Here’s what's available and how to use them.
A WIRED analysis shows that ICE and CBP have collectively spent at least $515 million on products from Microsoft, Amazon, Google, and Palantir in the last few years alone.
Apple turns 50 on April 1. In his new book, Apple: The First 50 Years, David Pogue chronicles the secrecy-laden environment in which Steve Jobs willed the first iPhone into existence.
After testing 100-plus sets, these are the sleepwear brands that earned permanent spots in my closet and my bed.
A combination of war alerts, breaking news updates, and algorithmic feeds are trapping users in a threat-monitoring loop.
After strikes killed senior Iranian officials, Iran cut off internet access. Journalists are relying on satellite links, encrypted apps, and smuggled footage to report from inside the country.
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Entertainment
Rob Rausch kept a secret on 'Traitors' for months ... and, it looks like he's keeping a few more now the show's over ... holding the details of his relationship close to his chest. We caught up with Rob -- who attended the MAC Cosmetics Sephora…
Tyler Perry wants the latest sexual assault and battery lawsuit against him dismissed ... because he says the whole thing is just a $77 million money grab. In court papers, obtained by TMZ, Perry calls claims that he made unwanted advances toward…
Hanna and Haley Cavinder are ready for beach season ... the former college basketball stars just flaunted their incredible bikini bods for a photoshoot ... and their fans are losing their minds!! The Cavinder twins -- who previously played for the…
Teyana Taylor may be the headline act -- but her daughter Rue Shumpert just proved she’s ready for top billing too ... crashing our interview in the cutest way possible! We caught up with Teyana and her 5-year-old at LAX Tuesday, and it started…
Burger King just flipped the script ... posting a video of its leader going full savage on a Whopper ... and it sure smells like shade aimed straight at the McDonald’s CEO! In the clip, BK President Tom Curtis takes a monster bite out of the…
Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez have come a long way since their puppy love relationships with Jonas brothers, Joe and Nick, respectively ... and Selena still can't believe they made it out of their heartbreaks in one piece. On the "Friends Keep…
Kevin O'Leary was out in these streets wearing an outfit that provoked Don Lemon to catcall him from traffic ... as seen in a hilarious new clip. We spotted the stars leaving legendary West Hollywood restaurant Craig's Monday night ... stepping out…
Post Malone spread some magic at a gathering of fans over the weekend ... signing his own figurines before heading off to look through a bevy of "Magic: The Gathering" cards. The rapper-turned-country star stopped by Frank & Son Collectibles in…
"Summer House" star Amanda Batula had a rough time breaking up with Kyle Cooke ... but now she's getting so many DMs about instances when Kyle allegedly cheated on her that she's glad she finally pulled the trigger on their divorce. Amanda told…
Hillary Clinton didn't hold back when asked about President Donald Trump during her Epstein deposition last week ... pushing to have him testify under oath, because he's got a laundry list of bad behavior and past connections with the dead…
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