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Tim Allen says humor saves his nearly 20-year marriage to Jane Hajduk, revealing they are "very different people" but "pretty good buddies."
Ohio police chief Chad Essert faces a 70-count indictment for alleged sex crimes involving a minor, with charges carrying up to 280 years in prison.
El Cajon sues California AG Rob Bonta, claiming sanctuary laws prevent local police from checking on unaccompanied migrant children's safety.
Canadian fans booed the United States during the World Cup Parade of Nations, continuing a pattern that has preceded multiple losses on the ice.
The Kennedy Center board filed an emergency appeal to block a judge's order requiring Trump's name to be removed from the building's signage and materials.
Hunter Biden jumps to defense of Democrat Graham Platner over Nazi tattoo questions, sexting scandal
Hunter Biden defends Maine Democratic Senate nominee Graham Platner on Gavin Newsom's podcast, dismissing the Nazi tattoo and sexting controversies.
Massachusetts high school officials disputed Ipswich boys lacrosse team’s claims of "fake" cigars at high school graduation, and that they forced the forfeiture.
Victor Wembanyama said the San Antonio Spurs know they will complete a comeback after trailing New York Knicks 3-1 in the NBA Finals following a historic Game 4 collapse.
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"The View" co-hosts dismissed a Gallup poll showing young men turning to religion, with Whoopi Goldberg and Sara Haines linking the trend to the "manosphere."
Satire
As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints in the Bible that Jesus was truly the one called Christ.
LONDON — Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following the attempted beheading of an Irishman by a Sudanese migrant, leading UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer to ask the Irish not to bicker and argue over who beheaded whom.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As racial tensions continued to rise in the wake of the verdict handed down in the Austin Metcalf murder trial, a somber former President Barack Obama said if he had a son who stabbed someone in the heart with a knife, he would look just like Karmelo Anthony.
AUGUSTA, ME — The citizens of Maine have cast their votes to officially update the state flag to include a swastika.
A McDonald’s employee in California suffered severe burns across his face and body after a coworker tossed hot oil on him, the reason for the attack remaining unknown. What do you think?
The post McDonald’s Worker Suffers Severe Burns After Being Attacked With Hot Oil appeared first on The Onion
Unsubscribing from spam texts is well known, but did you know you can also unsubscribe from your wife? All you have to do is text back "UNSUBSCRIBE" and she's legally required to stop.
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local mom Rachel Thompson reportedly enjoyed a brief half-hour break this week in between finishing all the laundry and having to do more laundry.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Following last week's primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general election between an avowed communist and an avowed communist.
Doug Valdez, 91, passed away early Friday morning in an attempt to beat the weekend rush into heaven.
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Staggering out into the blinding light of day, Euphoria showrunner Sam Levinson reportedly emerged from a 7-year drug binge Wednesday horrified to learn what he had created. “Wait, I did what?” said a shaky, bleary-eyed Levinson as he looked through his phone in an attempt
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What are you doing here? This is not for piddling swine like you. Be gone! Back to your frumpy duplex you go! Reference #295432
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SAN FRANCISCO—Expanding their offerings of erectile health products, male-focused wellness brand Hims announced a new line of folders Wednesday for holding in front of embarrassing boners. “These safe, discreet folders are specially formulated to ensure you are the only one who knows that you ar
MINNEAPOLIS—Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco g
Despite advances in technology, training, and performance optimization, some achievements in sports have stood the test of time. The following athletic records remain unbroken.
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MIAMI—In an official filing with the U.S. Department of Labor, Amazon employees alleged Monday that they had been exposed to inhumane working conditions while staffing the human chessboard that executive chairman Jeff Bezos maintains on the grounds of his Florida compound. “We’re not allowed
MCKINNEY, TX — Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree murder, expressed regret that he didn't convert to Islam and stab someone in the UK instead.
On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of prophecy, tongues, and more. But which gifts are the coolest?
Actor Idris Elba dismissed longstanding rumors that he would be the next James Bond, calling the speculation “unrealistic” and claiming that many global audiences would never accept a Black male in the iconic role. What do you think?
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U.S. — The nation was thrown into a state of shock on Tuesday afternoon, as a jury in Texas ruled that you can't just stab someone in the heart for no reason at all.
Sports
Broncos linebacker Jonathon Cooper was arrested Thursday after he allegedly violated a protection order against him, according to jail records.
Oklahoma Attorney General Gentner Drummond is calling on the Big 12 Conference to suspend Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorsby.
United States legend Clint Dempsey had some choice words for former national team assistant Jesse Marsch, who suggested Thursday that some American players needed encouragement to sing the anthem ahead of games.
Two-way star Shohei Ohtani was not in the Dodgers' lineup for their series opener against the White Sox on Friday, one day after he was removed from a game in Pittsburgh because of left knee inflammation.
Spurs coach Mitch Johnson emphasized his belief in De'Aaron Fox on the heels of his rough showing in Game 4.
One year after announcing his abrupt retirement on social media, former Lions center Frank Ragnow broke his silence on the process and the failed physical that prevented his in-season return.
Ghana's Thomas Partey will miss their opening match of the 2026 World Cup against Panama after being denied entry to Canada.
A federal judge ruled Friday to allow the White House to stage a UFC event Sunday in an elaborate ring already built on the South Lawn.
Lifelong Knicks fan Ben Stiller has documented the team's playoff run with videos on his X account.
The 2026 World Cup is finally underway as 48 teams compete for the universally coveted trophy. Who are the top contenders for the prestigious Golden Ball?
Colin Cowherd and Bruce Arena talk about Christian Pulisic and why a USA victory over Paraguay would position the team to win the group.
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Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
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Here's the latest look at some of the most notable news around the World Cup.
Late substitute Cyle Larin scored in the 78th minute and co-host Canada earned its first point in its third World Cup appearance — and first on home soil — by rallying for a 1-1 draw against Bosnia-Herzegovina.
Check out the odds for the Brazil vs. Morocco Group C matchup at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
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Canada picked up a huge point its first World Cup match on home soil. Here are four takeaways from its result against. Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Tech
The deal has sparked fear over the future of the film, television and news industries.
Executives and employees alike are struggling with Meta’s chaotic AI strategy, according to sources and internal discussions reviewed by WIRED.
Some Robinhood users looking to cash in on the SpaceX IPO were met with technical issues.
DJI and Insta360 are suing and counter-suing each other over their respective vlogging cameras.
Congress, afraid of empowering Bill Pulte, has allowed a decades-old spying law to lapse.
A Monster Energy–sponsored MMA show on the White House’s South Lawn was never going to be the height of dignity. But UFC Freedom 250 is failing to clear even the lowest bar.
A cottage industry of celebrity figurines, blinking screens, and other DIY gadgets is helping drivers bypass Tesla's distracted-driving controls.
SpaceX’s stock market debut has thrust the richest man in the universe into an unexplored frontier of wealth.
GOP lawmakers, tech investors, and even OpenAI have tied the anti-data-center movement in the US to Chinese interference. Experts say it’s much more complicated than that.
Three judges denied Sam Bankman-Fried's fraud conviction appeal. Is anyone the least but surprised.
Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram appear to be down for many users this morning.
They swear they haven’t peeked at the closely guarded secret and that they’ll keep the cryptographic competition going.
It might involve connecting a keyboard to your TV, which is as fun as it sounds.
The finance world is excited for SpaceX's IPO, but how can you square that with Elon Musk's ongoing racism?
After Elon Musk and Tommy Robinson stoked anger over a horrific knife attack in Belfast, a youth group linked to a global neo-Nazi movement quietly orchestrated anti-immigrant riots.
Gemini can - at least on some TCL models - adjust your TV's picture settings.
These nifty tools combine the ease of jotting notes by hand with the power of saving them digitally.
Light up and secure your driveway, backyard, or porch with a floodlight security camera.
Apple's WWDC saw the company look to tidy up its existing work and make AI useful rather than throw a thousand eye-catching features at users.
The pedal-assist can be jerky, but the throttle offers smooth, powerful acceleration.
Entertainment
Hank Azaria is not happy that Taylor Swift was courtside for the Knicks game ... while he had to watch their insane win from the nosebleeds. "The Simpsons" voice actor went on "The Dan Le Batard Show" Thursday to complain that the pop star was…
Meadow Walker isn't afraid to drop the top ... but we're not talking convertibles ... she's sharing topless photos. The 27-year-old turned heads in a series of sun-soaked snaps posted on social media, including one shot where she ditched her bikini…
Tiger Woods looks as good as a hole-in-one ... appearing happy, rested, and recovered after leaving rehab. The legendary golfer was seen for the first time in several weeks ... returning to Jupiter, Florida, after coming back from Switzerland,…
An anonymous tip claiming Nancy Guthrie's remains were buried in Mexico led to a massive search, but there's still no sign of her ... TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us ... it's unclear who in Buscando Corazones Nogales -- a volunteer…
Kai Cenat's Streamer University may already be facing an over enrollment issue ... because a whole bunch of hopeful streamers packed the neighborhood around the John Jay College of Criminal Justice in NYC ... and ya gotta see the chaotic scenes…
Ashlee Jenae's fiancé, Joe McCann, says she "quickly spiraled" and had threatened suicide in the weeks leading up to her tragic death, when she took her own life during a birthday trip to Tanzania. Joe tells TMZ ... it all started with a March…
Texas GOP Convention attendees got an unexpected live demonstration of why you should always know where the nearest exit is ... 'cause an elephant being led through the event suddenly stopped and unleashed a massive stream of pee near a crowd ...…
Hollywood is entering a whole new era ... because the U.S. Justice Department has officially approved Paramount Skydance's massive $111 billion merger with Warner Bros. Discovery. The decision, announced Friday, clears the way for Paramount…
David Beckham scored one of Hollywood's biggest honors ... officially getting his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame ... and while one of his sons wasn't there to celebrate him, he got support from Tom Cruise. The soccer legend was all smiles…
Austin Metcalf's father, Jeff Metcalf, has a theory about why Karmelo Anthony's trial included no Black jurors ... and he minced no words in his explanation. Jeff went on Sarah Fields' "JinxedSip" podcast and unleashed his rage toward…
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