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Jewish Student Union presidents gathered to prepare for antisemitism on college campuses, hearing from activists like Shai Davidai and Tessa Veksler.
Mitchell Gaff admitted to six rapes during state evaluations, yet a court later freed him. DNA evidence now ties him to two 1984 Everett murders.
MAGA voters at a Trump rally name JD Vance and Marco Rubio as early 2028 presidential election favorites after Democrats swept the midterms.
King Charles' 'short fuse' on display in viral downpour as Queen Camilla gets umbrella first: expert
King Charles III was left drenched after aides failed to provide an umbrella during a downpour in Antigua, while Queen Camilla was quickly sheltered.
Dr. Daniel Amen reveals the everyday habits that worsen depression, from alcohol use and isolation to processed foods and unchecked negative thoughts.
The Alexander brothers each received 30 years in prison, but allegations that they paid journalists for favorable trial coverage add a new twist.
The DSA's "Socialist Sprouts" curriculum and "Red Sprouts" training aim to bring resistance-driven childcare and radical storytelling to young children.
Wade and Teresa King say Washington's Department of Ecology fined them $267,540 over stockwater ponds the state claims are regulated wetlands.
The American Culture Quiz is a weekly test of our national traits, trends, history and people. This time, test your knowledge of famous fragrances, concerning carry-ons and a lot more.
Cranbury Township residents demand answers after a $26 million fraudulent wire transfer was kept secret until days after Election Day in New Jersey.
Satire
U.S. — Men broke out in rejoicing upon learning that in the wake of the midterms, all the lovely, gorgeous liberal women of America were ready to end their sex boycott.
BARTLESVILLE, OK — Dozens of local residents were welcomed into the faith this week after Cornerstone Church purchased a golf simulator.
U.S. — Democrats proudly announced that they had already delivered on their campaign promise to improve affordability, having made stock prices far, far cheaper in just a few days.
Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) commuted the sentences of all 548 people currently on California’s death row, claiming “state-sactioned killing is incompatible” with our shared values. What do you think?
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The U.S. military-industrial complex is the largest in the world, supplying arms to countries across the globe. The Onion takes a look at the history of U.S. arms sales. 1790 A farmer in Rhode Island becomes the first American to sell a musket to a cow. 1831 Jebediah Lockheed meets Silas Martin. 194
RALEIGH, NC—Racked with shame as it contemplated the fact that it remained unscathed nearly a week after Halloween, a local pumpkin confirmed Friday that it was struggling with survivor’s guilt. “Of all the pumpkins that were murdered and mutilated, why was I the only one spared?” said the
WASHINGTON—Explaining they had no deep-seated desire to “discover” the Dr. Seuss character, a new generation of moviegoers told reporters Friday that, actually, they were fine not having their own Cat In The Hat film. “No thanks, we’re all good,” said new generation spokesperson Isaiah A
WASHINGTON—Hailing the patriotically modified bird of prey as a must-have for any supporter of the president, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Wednesday it would soon issue a Donald Trump commemorative eagle. “Whether you’re a raptor collector or just looking for a unique way to
WASHINGTON—Despite overwhelming initial resistance to the concept, a Pew Research Center poll released Wednesday found that most conservatives supported white genocide when presented with its actual policies. “While the words ‘white genocide’ were universally received with fear and hostilit
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The couple were wed in a small private ceremony attended by their loved ones and the vacationing Dutch family they had drunkenly invited the previous night.
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The bride and groom let all their friends know they have ice sculpture money Saturday.
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Sports
Donald Trump said he offered the job of White House press secretary to UFC boss Dana White, who said he plans to meet with the president Monday.
All the top postgame jabs from around college football in Week 10, led by Texas' post aimed at Missouri.
Miami coach Mario Cristobal ripped officials over a call that denied Miami a game-tying score late in Saturday night's 31-24 loss to Notre Dame.
Fueled by a loss to Miami last season and a No. 11 ranking in the first College Football Playoff rankings release this season, Notre Dame authored a 31-24 victory over the No. 1 Hurricanes on Saturday night in South Bend, Indiana, the Irish's eighth win.
Lamar Jackson told his Ravens teammates that he plans to return later this season, sources told NFL Network.
No. 2 Georgia finally contained Ole Miss QB Trinidad Chambliss, holding him without a passing touchdown en route to a 42-7 blowout win over the No. 10 Rebels on Saturday.
Seahawks QB Sam Darnold, who is out Sunday against the Cardinals, also is in danger of missing Seattle's Week 10 game against the Raiders, sources told ESPN.
In his debut as Oklahoma's offensive playcaller, Jason Witten, a former NFL tight end who coached high school in Texas last year, engineered an impressive Sooners attack that throttled No. 25 Florida in a 23-7 victory Saturday to push them to 5-4.
Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry scored 17 of his 41 points in the final seven minutes of Saturday night's 126-119 overtime win over the Orlando Magic, setting another late-career NBA record.
We assess how the selection committee could stack the top teams in the country after Week 10.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 9 Patriots vs. Packers game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 9 Seahawks vs. Cardinals game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 9 49ers vs. Raiders game, as well as information on how to watch.
FOX Sports' RJ Young shares his latest college football rankings after a chaotic Week 10 filled with ranked games.
FOX Sports' Rob Rang offers up four takeaways from Notre Dame's win over Miami, with an NFL twist!
Top NFL DFS picks for Week 9, including value plays, lineup strategy and sleepers to target for your daily fantasy roster this week.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 9 Cowboys vs. Colts game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 9 Eagles vs. Giants game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 9 Commanders vs. Rams game, as well as information on how to watch.
There’s a new Heisman favorite after Notre Dame’s win over No. 1 Miami. See the latest odds after Week 10.
Tech
After testing 30 pairs of computer speakers, these are the best computer speakers—from stereo speakers to subwoofers to surround sound systems.
The New York Times has added a beta feature to its Cooking app that helps readers swap ingredients or adjust recipes to suit their needs. It mostly hits the mark.
More evidence that magnets are magical.
The next time you take paid time off, your boss and coworkers will remember if you follow this advice.
A group of young mathematicians found the solution to the long unanswered conjecture, first inspired by juggling, through randomness and friendship.
Moving AI from text to 3D space, world models simulate real-world physics to teach robots and autonomous cars how to navigate reality.
Apple announced an updated 14-inch MacBook Pro with the latest M6 chip. But with the M5 model on sale, I’m not sure the M6 is worth the upgrade.
We braved the cold to answer a modern dilemma: Can you keep your hands warm and use a smartphone at the same time?
One perk of subscribing to Apple Music is having your collection synced across all your devices - and all it takes is a simple toggle. Here's how.
Samsung appears to be preparing the One UI 9.5 beta program ahead of an expected 2027 launch. Here's what to do if you want to test Samsung's latest OS.
Ever wonder how a total stranger ended up with your phone number? The answer starts earlier than you think, and a few small habits can keep it from spreading.
Apple One offers strong value if you're using a lot of Apple services anyway, but make sure you do the math before signing up.
Your iPad can do a lot with the right apps. Go beyond Apple's defaults and try these useful offerings that all have great free tiers.
The Switch 2 comes with a protective film on its screen, and you may be tempted to peel it off. Here's why you shouldn't.
The PlayStation 5 needs to stay cool when playing games, and a carpet is a literal hotbed. Here's the best ways to store a PS5 while keeping it cool.
Thinking about an Amazfit smartwatch? Find out what makes these budget wearables so appealing and where they fall short before you spend your money.
Both AI tools offer to delve deep into your bank accounts, but they differ in privacy settings.
The PS5 can't play every disc that the PS3 and PS4 were compatible with, but most of what you'll want to play and watch is supported.
Escalating hacks affecting blood labs and grocery stores show the very real risks to critical infrastructure that come from basic security lapses involving internet-connected devices.
Don’t suffer the buffer. These WIRED-tested home routers will deliver reliable internet across your home, whatever your needs or budget.
Entertainment
All the stars in the sky don't shine as bright as SZA ... especially not on the stunning singer's birthday! The Grammy winner just turned 37, lookin' like she fell straight from heaven! And, of course, that can only mean one thing ... it's hot shot…
Shekinah Garner wants Sarper Güven to pay up in their divorce … she's asking the judge to order him to pay for spousal support and attorney fees ... TMZ has learned. According to court documents, obtained by TMZ, Shekinah claims she put her…
The search for this week's Sunday Slay was all about that IT-girl factor, and our ticker landed on Morgan Stewart's endless supply of chic, cheeky, and downright hot selfies! From "Rich Kids" to rich looks, Morgan always delivers, but we're diving…
Inside this mashed-up photo is a chef whose fiery personality has made a career out of turning up the heat -- both in and out of the kitchen. Can you guess who he is? "Hell's Kitchen," "MasterChef" and "Kitchen Nightmare" are a few of his cooking…
Ariana Grande and boyfriend Ricky Alvarez have turned up the heat with some PDA ... all while playfully tackling the latest viral challenge. Playing a game of "What’s on my lips?" ... Ariana shared a video of her trying on different R.E.M. Beauty…
One father proved that you really don't gotta catch 'em all ... after being accused of leaving his sleeping 6-year-old daughter outside a Target to stand in line for Pokémon cards. John-Michael Dooley was arrested on Nov. 6 ... after witnesses…
Adult star Lisa Ann and comedian Matt Rife have started up a bitter feud three years after she was removed from his Radio City Music Hall show in handcuffs. On a recent episode of "Veterans Minimum" ... Lisa revealed that Matt has shown the video…
Fans of "Heated Rivalry" were gifted with quite literally a hat trick of good news today ... after it was revealed that in addition to season 2, they'll also be getting a third season plus a movie! Not only will the 2 seasons be filmed back to back…
4:09 PM PT -- Dana White says he's flying to Washington D.C. "right now" ... and confirms our reporting that he has a meeting with President Trump on Monday. Dana White will be meeting President Donald Trump in person to discuss his offer to become…
President Donald Trump has offered the next White House Press Secretary job to Dana White ... so sorry, Nicki Minaj! In a Truth Social post shared Saturday ... the prez wrote ... "I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent…
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