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Lincoln Riley's USC upset over No. 2 Ohio State exposes the Buckeyes' offensive collapse, with Oregon, Nebraska and Michigan still on the schedule.
UNC's Billy Edwards Jr. threw for 341 yards and four touchdowns, but a costly strip-sack swung momentum as Miami escaped Chapel Hill still undefeated.
Bear Bachmeier's clutch fourth-down conversions and 236 passing yards powered No. 8 BYU to a Big 12 victory after Arizona State erased a 14-point deficit.
Angel Reese scored just one fourth-quarter point in Game 7 as Gabby Williams erupted for 30 points to lead the Golden State Valkyries to a title.
Paul Skenes and Livvy Dunne's Halloween costume will enrage anyone tired of rushing through holidays
Paul Skenes and Livvy Dunne dressed as Buddy the Elf and a Mrs. Butterworth's syrup bottle for Halloween, jumping straight to Christmas mode.
A 28-year-old woman was stabbed in the neck while jogging along Brooklyn's Shore Parkway in New York City, and NYPD has no suspect identified.
Grant Wilson's 25-yard TD pass to Charlie Becker on the first play of overtime lifted No. 4 Indiana past Minnesota in a dramatic Big Ten thriller.
Atlanta Dream and Golden State Valkyries left the court for the national anthem before all seven WNBA Finals games, drawing criticism and questions.
A.J. Brown, TreVeyon Henderson and Marcus Bryant were all downgraded to out ahead of the New England Patriots' AFC East clash with the Dolphins.
Ricki Lake revealed on "The Weekend View" that Rosie O'Donnell was "judgy" about her facelift, only to get the same procedure after Mounjaro weight loss.
Satire
JOPLIN, MO—With any interest or passion dissolving from her face the moment her son started to recount his favorite arc from the 2006 shōnen series, local mother Debra Carlisle was reportedly spotted Saturday evening standing dead-eyed behind her son as he explained his Halloween anime costume to
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SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom came out in support of Alaska senate candidate Mary Peltola, saying Democrats would never intentionally subvert the election process and also he had legally changed his name to Donald J. Trump.
TEMPE, AZ — Local man David Hampton spent several hours today carefully deciding which fantasy football player to have score 45 points while sitting uselessly on the bench.
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BURBANK, CA—Calling the decision “bittersweet,” Scooby-Doo announced his retirement Friday after accepting a voluntary buyout from media conglomerate Skydance. “While I’ve loved all the years I’ve spent unmasking villains with my friends, the writing was unfortunately on the wall,” sai
As a parent, nothing’s more important to me than my child’s health and well-being. So when a fellow PTA mom asked me earlier this fall when my son was going to go out for the football team, I was aghast. Tackle football? Are you kidding me? Not for my son, no way. I won’t let […]
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NEW YORK—Donning antlers and hooded robes as a fawn’s entrails were spilled onto the raised platform of the bell podium, New York Stock Exchange officials continued their annual tradition Friday of opening spirit realm stock trading for one night of the year. “Only in the twilight of the hunte
The post LeBron Shortens Commute By Having Xfinity Arena Helicoptered To New York Every Morning appeared first on The Onion.
ELKO, NV—Admiring the dedication to character but growing increasingly exasperated as the night wore on, friends of local man Paul Dorsey told reporters Friday that he had apparently committed to doing a Dracula voice for the entirety of his Halloween party. “When we got here, he said, ‘I beed
Despite the ubiquity of autonomous agents and chatbots, many Americans are still confused about how to make AI part of their daily routines. The Onion provides tips for using AI to your advantage. Use Claude to scan long, boring emails for important info like court dates and official charges. Drop y
Sports
Malachi Toney and the No. 1 Miami Hurricanes rallied in the fourth quarter Saturday night, extracting a 38-35 win over the North Carolina Tar Heels and avoiding a seismic upset to improve to 8-0 with Notre Dame on the schedule next week.
USC kept its CFP hopes alive in a 30-18 upset of No. 2 Ohio State as head coach Lincoln Riley delivered an emphatic victory amid questions surrounding his future.
UCLA's defense was dominant Saturday in a 27-0 rout of Nevada, and the seventh-ranked Bruins improved to 8-0 for the first time since 2005.
Before Florida State's 36-24 loss to Clemson on Saturday night, a plane carrying a banner urging the school to fire Seminoles coach Mike Norvell hovered over Doak Campbell Stadium, a move Tigers coach Dabo Swinney called "embarrassing" and "shameful."
Backup quarterback Grant Wilson threw a 25-yard touchdown pass to Charlie Becker on the first play of overtime, and No. 4 Indiana came up with a stop on Minnesota's possession to close out a 23-16 victory Saturday.
The NFL said it will look into additional allegations of physical and verbal abuse by Packers RB Josh Jacobs that were revealed as part of a public records release from the Hobart/Lawrence Police Department.
Canelo Alvarez reclaimed the WBC super middleweight championship with a dominant performance Saturday over Christian Mbilli in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
Gabby Williams scored 30 points and was named Finals MVP, after leading the Golden State Valkyries to their first WNBA title with a 68-63 Game 7 victory over the Atlanta Dream on Saturday night at the Chase Center in San Francisco.
Multiple teams leaned into the eerie vibes of the holiday with their postwin trolls.
We assess how the selection committee could stack the top teams in the country after Week 9.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 8 Buccaneers vs. Falcons game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 8 Jets vs. Raiders game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 8 Lions vs. Vikings game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 8 Cowboys vs. Cardinals game, as well as information on how to watch.
Miami’s Darian Mensah and Malachi Toney are giving Jeremiah Smith a run for his money. See the latest Heisman Trophy odds after Week 9.
Pope Leo XIV tried to stay neutral between Villanova and Notre Dame, but his former self had a clear rooting interest ahead of their Rome doubleheader.
How much the Sooners would have to pay to boot Brent Venables out of Norman?
The Georgia Bulldogs throttled the Florida Gators in their annual rivalry that was played in Atlanta on Saturday. Kirby Smart's squad now has a path to the CFP.
A replay decision early in Saturday’s BYU-Arizona State game led to a lot of questions.
Tech
While a personal 3D printer is certainly an investment, if you regularly engage with an expensive hobby, it might actually save you some cash.
Amazon has made a quiet change to older Echo speakers that will leave owners rethinking how they use their devices and manage their home audio setups.
SpaceX's Starship has a big role to play in NASA's plans to land astronauts on the Moon. Here's how big this rocket is and how its two stages work together.
It's annoying when your Apple AirPods run out of juice, but the culprit might not be what you think. Here's what's going on and what you can do about it.
Slate and Ford are both building affordable electric pickups, and that means compromises. But the two automakers are taking very different paths to get there.
A wealth of not-so-well-known features on Microsoft Teams make the experience easier and more stress-free than you may have previously thought.
If you've ever looked at the end of a plug, you've probably wondered why some have holes, and some don't - and no, it's not actually a big conspiracy theory.
If there are aspects of Netflix streaming that aren't to your liking, there are several changes you can make to optimize your viewing experience.
When your AirPods refuse to show up on your iPhone, the cause is usually simpler than you'd think. Here's where to look first and what to try next.
Brandon Stirrup deleted his comments from X a day after saying that AI usage is widespread in the gaming industry.
Named “Volta-Autodoxer,” the recently uncovered malware uses AI tools to collect troves of data about victims, from login credentials and credit card numbers to Discord sessions and UberEats receipts.
Glow up your home indoors or out with these versatile, discounted, full color smart string lights. They’re WIRED-tested and 25 percent off right now.
The founders of Maison Lineti are, in a world first, making single malt whisky as if it were wine—and the spirit world is mighty impressed.
Backup by BioLite is designed to power your fridge when the grid goes down. It works, but protecting your ice cream doesn’t come cheap.
Companies have spent the past several weeks trying to reassure investors that Muse and other AI agents pose more of an opportunity than a threat.
A biotech startup let an agent choose a gene therapy and successfully inject the treatment, offering a startling glimpse of the future of research labs.
They’re a steal at over 40 percent off in multiple colors. Plus, other great Bose deals you should know about ahead of Black Friday.
This multifaceted home coffee brewer and its new AltaRounds will make you rethink everything you know about Keurig machines.
In the 1960’s, an odd experiment showed planarian worms could transfer memories by consuming each other. It was a sensational finding—that is until the worms stopped learning.
I’ve never been a morning person. This bedside gadget is the only thing that’s ever changed that.
Entertainment
Sunday Slay is back to kick off your day! English singer Jade Thirlwall -- or should we say, "Jade Thirstrap" -- first stepped into the spotlight back in 2008, but it was her 2011 run on "The X Factor UK" that changed her career game ... cue Little…
Lynn Krieger -- the wife of the legendary guitarist of The Doors, Robby Krieger -- is dead ... TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Lynn died in her sleep Thursday after battling a longtime illness. We're told paramedics were…
Savannah Chrisley is not engaging with any "cruel" haters after news of her and Jason Galanis' relationship, pregnancy and wedding broke ... in what she called a "whirlwind" week. While posting from Mar-a-Lago, Savannah wrote on her Instagram…
Dr. Mark Fowler -- who oversaw Christa Pike's botched execution and a previous failed attempt to put another inmate to death -- is speaking out about both controversial procedures. In a candid interview with Intelligencer ... Fowler said of his…
Freddie James -- the legendary high school football coach featured in "Friday Night Lights" -- has died. Freddie passed away on Thursday morning ... his family confirmed. The coach famously led Texas' Carter High School to a state championship in…
Influencer Liam Fitzgerald has died from severe injuries after a motorcycle accident ... his girlfriend Jamie Lyn Rin revealed. Sharing a photo of the fitness influencer on her Instagram, Jamie wrote ... "It is with the heaviest heart that I share…
The probe into Rep. Ilhan Omar's marriage with rumored brother Ahmed Nur Said Elmi is targeting several people, not just her ... according to Department of Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin. Mullin told Fox News Friday ... "This isn't…
The boyfriend of Christina Lynn Downer -- "Saturday Night Live" writer Jimmy Fowlie's sister -- is among 2 people arrested for her murder ... TMZ has learned. Delorean Bijon Brandon and his alleged accomplice Kaylee Nicole Markowski were arrested…
Candice Swanepoel was spotted out and about wearing a gold ring on THAT finger as her romance with Tom Brady heats up ... and TMZ has the pics. Seen for the first time since her romance rumors with the 7-time Super Bowl champion started swirling…
A storage unit rented by Thomas Markle Sr. was raided by authorities ... just hours after a published report that it allegedly contained child pornography. Mexican police officers -- who identified themselves as sex crimes investigators -- could be…
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