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A federal judge blocked the Trump administration from threatening election workers with prosecution over ballots tied to suspected noncitizens.
Chet Holmgren will miss eight to 10 weeks after undergoing treatment for a small patellar tendon tear, compounding the Thunder's mounting injury woes.
Pat Murphy's hilarious confession about his bladder during the Milwaukee Brewers championship parade had the crowd roaring at the end of the route.
JuJu Watkins returns to USC women's basketball after rehabbing an ACL tear, joining Jazzy Davidson in a loaded backcourt chasing a national title.
Jason Williams unleashed an expletive-filled rant on his podcast about LeBron James' national anthem habits, claiming the NBA star deserved a fine.
Shili Chen claims husband Shouyong Zhang fired the fatal shots that killed Jonathan McKinsey in a Dublin, California, park amid a bitter custody battle.
The Goo Goo Dolls will headline the Buffalo Bills Thanksgiving night halftime show, performing on the Bills Legends Deck at Highmark Stadium.
Sky Daily allegedly supplied alcohol to minors before a party where a girl was sexually assaulted, according to a lawsuit first reported by TMZ.
The Pima County Sheriff’s Department gave an update in the Nancy Guthrie missing person’s case Friday, saying the department continuing to work to advance the case.
Former Vice President Kamala Harris warned Democrats against impeaching President Donald Trump, and "The View" co-hosts agreed the focus should be on accountability and investigations.
Satire
The post Anthony Davis Going To Halloween Party Right After Game appeared first on The Onion.
Have you ever been at your desk and suddenly wondered what day it was?
ANCHORAGE, AK — In what some pundits are calling a cheap and dirty political trick, Alaska Democrats have been caught busing in thousands of Dan Sullivans from around the country right before the midterm elections in Alaska.
NEW YORK — The WNBA announced today that tickets for this year's Finals will be priced at whatever loose change customers currently have in their pockets.
VATICAN CITY — Blue smoke rose from the roof of the Sistine Chapel on Friday, signaling that Pope Leo XIV had voted for a third term for Illinois Governor JB Pritzker.
BURBANK, CA—Calling the decision “bittersweet,” Scooby-Doo announced his retirement Friday after accepting a voluntary buyout from media conglomerate Skydance. “While I’ve loved all the years I’ve spent unmasking villains with my friends, the writing was unfortunately on the wall,” sai
Wife Relieved To Learn Husband Lost Entire Paycheck On ‘Prediction Market' Instead Of Sports Betting
SANDY, UT — Local woman Sheila Northam was reportedly relieved to discover that her husband lost his entire paycheck on the prediction market rather than on sports betting.
JERUSALEM — The Lord Jesus spoke a powerful new parable warning the people not to be like the foolish servant who went and put his master's money in cryptocurrency.
TOLEDO, OH — Ohio Democratic gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton has released a powerful public service announcement to show the dangers of binge drinking.
As a parent, nothing’s more important to me than my child’s health and well-being. So when a fellow PTA mom asked me earlier this fall when my son was going to go out for the football team, I was aghast. Tackle football? Are you kidding me? Not for my son, no way. I won’t let […]
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NEW YORK—Donning antlers and hooded robes as a fawn’s entrails were spilled onto the raised platform of the bell podium, New York Stock Exchange officials continued their annual tradition Friday of opening spirit realm stock trading for one night of the year. “Only in the twilight of the hunte
The post LeBron Shortens Commute By Having Xfinity Arena Helicoptered To New York Every Morning appeared first on The Onion.
ELKO, NV—Admiring the dedication to character but growing increasingly exasperated as the night wore on, friends of local man Paul Dorsey told reporters Friday that he had apparently committed to doing a Dracula voice for the entirety of his Halloween party. “When we got here, he said, ‘I beed
Despite the ubiquity of autonomous agents and chatbots, many Americans are still confused about how to make AI part of their daily routines. The Onion provides tips for using AI to your advantage. Use Claude to scan long, boring emails for important info like court dates and official charges. Drop y
Pope Leo XIV denounced the idea that a war could be justified by religion, claiming only peace is holy. What do you think?
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Sports
Behind a theatrical 31 points from Stephen Curry late Friday night, the Golden State Warriors roared back for a 112-95 win over the Los Angeles Lakers.
Three other women contacted police to detail allegations of abuse against the Packers' Josh Jacobs following his May arrest for an altercation with his then-girlfriend.
Tampa Bay Lightning forward Nikita Kucherov, in the final year of his contract, has requested a trade, sources told ESPN Friday, but general manager Julien BriseBois said in a statement that the team has "no intention of trading" the star.
Thousands of Wisconsinites thronged the streets of Milwaukee on Friday to revel in the Brewers' title.
Chet Holmgren will be out eight to 10 weeks because of a knee injury, the latest setback for an OKC team that lost Jalen Williams and Cason Wallace for an extended time early this week.
Lakers owner Mark Walter and Thrive Capital founder Josh Kushner met Thursday to finalize the transaction and are expected to sign the formal agreement soon, sources told ESPN.
Oregon freshman WR Messiah Hampton is facing charges of attempting to elude police and reckless driving in connection with an Oct. 18 high-speed chase.
Phoenix Suns forward Dillon Brooks was ejected Friday night in a 127-120 loss to the Denver Nuggets for kicking guard Jamal Murray in the groin, an infraction that officials upgraded to a Flagrant 2 foul, which is an automatic ejection.
LeBron James rescued Philadelphia late Friday night in what coach Nick Nurse called his best game as a Sixer.
Get the latest Kansas vs. TCU odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 9, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
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Can Denver slow Kenneth Walker III? Can K.C. fluster Bo Nix? Answering these questions and more.
Get the latest Michigan vs. Rutgers odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 9, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 9 Iowa vs. Wisconsin game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 9 Maryland vs. Illinois game, as well as information on how to watch.
Sammy P is back with his best bets for the weekend, including picks for Minnesota-Indiana and Cardinals-Cowboys.
On Friday, the Brewers paraded through Milwaukee celebrating their first-ever World Series championship with the fans.
UConn coach Dan Hurley has signed a two-year extension on top of his existing deal with the Huskies.
The latest free agency buzz and news from the MLB offseason.
Manchester United is once again a house of horrors and expect a Gothic thriller in Milan.
Tech
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Google’s latest smartwatch packs great new health and fitness features, and it’s already on sale ahead of Black Friday.
This week on Uncanny Valley, we also discuss Anthropic’s IPO filing and the volunteers gearing up to counter ICE at the midterms.
Thanks to a lucky break, flawed code in a tainted Claude extension prevented the attacker from fully worming their way into some 5,000 developer machines.
Snap is now the only defendant in the case.
The beta feature makes it easier to stay on top of reports and account strikes.
Despite good initial hardware, the Googlebook OS still needs a lot of work.
Apple's tvOS 27.2 update isn't a particularly transformative one, but it still introduces a handful of new features that are worth checking out.
The fanfic site could be down for weeks due to a “security incident.” Users are not taking it well.
The folks behind Wikipedia say that an extreme decision in either direction could threaten the open web.
The adaptation has a fittingly strange tagline: "My mom became a crater."
Apple doesn’t need fixing, and it doesn’t want drama. Its new leader is a “product guy” who bleeds six colors.
Even though Black Friday isn’t for a few more weeks, we’ve found early discounts on our favorite WIRED-tested mattresses and sleep accessories.
LiveWire's warns that it may not survive its current financial difficulties.
Meta has launched an AI fashion app called Style Sketch in Indonesia, Singapore and Thailand.
Despite Lenovo providing excellent hardware for Google's new laptop platform, Googlebook OS will only impress Android die-hards.
Multiple crypto-tracing firms say notorious North Korean hackers TraderTraitor may be behind the largest digital heist in history—with billions of crypto likely gone for good.
The iOS app Oh My Hours takes a new approach to curbing screen time. It splits up your day into hour-long blocks, then shows which ones you wasted on Instagram and TikTok.
As Election Day approaches, the billionaire’s longstanding relationships with GOP leaders in Texas are under scrutiny.
Waymo and Toyota will start testing autonomous bZ4X vehicles in Japan next year. (edited)
Entertainment
President Trump puts Rep. Ilhan Omar's ex-husband/alleged brother under a microscope, Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson secretly split, while Savannah Chrisley secretly ties the knot ... and let the Jay-Z Super Bowl guessing game begin! So, we gotta…
A cheerleader who allegedly orchestrated her boyfriend's murder is asking the court to ease up on her bond restrictions ... because she wants to have a normal college experience. According to ABC 15 News, 18-year-old Gianna Kistenmacher -- who's…
Rep. Ilhan Omar reportedly crossed out her name -- not once but twice -- on her marriage application to Ahmed Nur Said Elmi. According to an allegedly certified copy of the application obtained by The Post, the congresswoman's last name was…
CJ Perry isn't stopping at becoming an author ... she's taking her new book to the big screen, revealing to TMZ a movie adaptation of "Bulletproof Angel" is already in the works. The former WWE Superstar joined TMZ's "Inside the Ring" Podcast…
The Goo Goo Dolls are headed home for the holidays ... The Bills announced the iconic band will perform at halftime during the team's Thanksgiving night game against the Chiefs! The Bills will host Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce, and the K.C. at…
Stefon Diggs is firing back at his male sexual assault accuser being offended by a tweet he made … claiming he can be mad all he wants because everything he said was true ... TMZ has learned. In newly filed court docs, the Washington Commanders…
Brandi Glanville had a pearl-sized grey-black mass removed from her face during a recent surgery, which was sent to a lab for testing ... and it seems she's still waiting on the results. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Brandi had a very…
Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson called it quits late last year, and there's already been another person in the picture ... TMZ Sports has learned. Sources close to Jordon, with direct knowledge, tell TMZ ... the legendary football coach, now for…
Selma Blair is breaking her silence nearly three weeks after her shocking airplane arrest ... insisting she never meant to hurt or scare anyone during the incident. The "Cruel Intentions" star posted an emotional video Friday afternoon to…
The mystery surrounding Alaska's second Dan Sullivan is getting even stranger ... 'cause the Senate candidate accused of being planted to confuse voters has reportedly left his hometown just days before the election. According to CBS News, Daniel…
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