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DNA on the murder weapon, alleged text confessions, and Discord messages take center stage as Tyler Robinson faces a week-long preliminary hearing.
Jude Bellingham struck twice in two minutes and Harry Kane buried a penalty as England beat Mexico 3-2 at Estadio Azteca despite a red card.
The outbreak is centered around several Upper East Side ZIP codes, with health officials warning residents and recent visitors to seek care quickly if they develop flu-like symptoms.
Video shows the Kodiak 100 seaplane floating upright in the East River after a hard landing snapped a wing strut near the NY Skyport terminal.
FIFA cleared Folarin Balogun to play against Belgium after his controversial red card, giving Mauricio Pochettino his regular USMNT starting XI on Monday.
Former Georgia teacher Michelle Mickens sued her school district after she was placed on indefinite leave for calling the world "safer" after Charlie Kirk's death.
Erling Haaland scored twice as Norway defeated Brazil, 2-1, to advance to the FIFA World Cup quarterfinals for the first time in team history.
Marcellus Wiley was arrested on domestic battery charges and is being held without bond, which comes after sexual assault accusations surfaced.
John Bradshaw Layfield reveals his Texas Rangers fandom and hatred of online trolls drove him to join BZZR, the sports-only social media platform.
Josh Shapiro says Democrats must battle over the party's direction after democratic socialist Darializa Avila Chevalier defeated Adriano Espaillat.
Satire
U.S. — With several areas across the globe battling record high temperatures, Americans have graciously offered to help by turning their air conditioning down to 65 degrees and opening the windows.
PLYMOUTH, MA—Reaffirming their commitment to sovereignty against a backdrop of crashing waves and the setting sun, the original 13 American states renewed the Declaration of Independence Saturday in a beautiful beachfront ceremony. “Now repeat after me, do you free and independent states hold th
WASHINGTON—Offering new insight into the origins of America’s founding document, a group of leading historians published a report this week theorizing that the Declaration of Independence started out as Twilight fan fiction. “Based on newly unearthed correspondence between our nation’s Found
In The Onion, July 4, 2026By the REPRESENTATIVES of theONION EDITORIAL BOARD, When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the bands which have connected them with other far more annoying and troublesome peoples, and to assume, among the powers of the earth, t
LOW EARTH ORBIT—Smiling and waving triumphantly as their celestial forms floated through the cosmos, America’s Founding Fathers appeared in the sky over the United States on Saturday to wish the greatest nation on earth a happy 250th birthday. “Happy semiquincentennial, America,” said the en
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Ringing in the momentous occasion with firework displays, community service projects, and chants of “bog-trotters go home,” the United States of America turned 250 on Saturday despite the presence of the Irish. The semiquincentennial, marking two and a half centuries since the
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NEW YORK—Rising from his seat as the first notes of Lee Ann Womack’s “I Hope You Dance” blasted over the sound system, Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid was seen approaching the floor Friday evening for the traditional coach-tight end wedding dance. “It’s a moment every coach dreams abo
NEW YORK—Struggling to wrap his head around the horrific sight before him, a panicked Travis Kelce reportedly yelled, “Babe, you shrunk!” on Friday to the miniature bride figurine on top of the couple’s wedding cake. “Taylor, no, God, no—it’s going to be okay babe, just tell me who did
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Sports
Outside of England, the Three Lions' World Cup history is mixed at best, but they defied the odds to grind out an emotional last-16 win over Mexico.
Andy Davies breaks down all three major incidents from England's topsy-turvy 3-2 win over Mexico.
Brazil's World Cup hopes were dashed by Erling Haaland, whose stunning brace propelled Norway to the quarterfinals.
Harry Kane struggled to express his thoughts on England's performance after its defiant win over Mexico.
The two best strikers in the world will go head-to-head when England and Norway meet in the 2026 FIFA World Cup quarterfinals on Saturday.
Everything to know about the high-stakes USA vs. Belgium match in the World Cup round of 16.
Peter Crouch had an epic day in Mexico City as the FOX soccer analyst saw his former squad pick up a gritty win over Mexico.
FIFA has suspended the red card U.S. striker Folarin Balogun received in the team's match against Bosnia-Herzegovina, making him available to face Belgium in the round of 16 at the World Cup.
Summer McIntosh broke the longest-standing individual women's swimming world record Sunday night, finishing the 200-meter butterfly in 2 minutes, 1.65 seconds at the Canadian trials.
Belgium coach Rudi Garcia said he thought it was a joke when he first heard news that suspended United States striker Folarin Balogun was cleared to play in the Americans' round-of-16 match.
Erling Haaland said his two-goal match-winning performance in Norway's 2-1 World Cup round-of-16 victory against Brazil capped an "insane" day in his country's history -- and its greatest game.
An emotional Neymar said his career with Brazil had "finished" after his team's World Cup exit at the hands of Norway in the round of 16 on Sunday.
Eury Pérez was pulled after pitching seven perfect innings Sunday, and the Marlins nearly blew an eight-run lead before holding on vs. the A's.
The stepmom and sister of Dodgers catcher Eliezer Alfonzo Jr. were found dead as a result of the earthquakes in Venezuela last week.
England is through to the quarterfinal after a 3-2 win over Mexico in what was likely the most hard-fought game of the 2026 FIFA Men’s World Cup, thus far.
England midfielder Jordan Henderson left celebrations after the win over Mexico with an apparent injury.
Which countries will make it to the quarterfinals at the 2026 FIFA World Cup? Check out the latest odds.
Chase Briscoe secured his first checkered flag of the season as NASCAR returned to Chicagoland for the first time since 2019.
Which nations are most likely to make the final four? See the latest odds to reach the 2026 FIFA World Cup semifinals.
Who is the referee in USA's round of 16 World Cup match against Belgium? What to know about Adham Makhadmeh.
Tech
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Anything released after 2028 will still be digital-only.
Here's how to find out whether you're charging your Apple mobile devices at top speed.
It's good to know how long your phone will get updates before you purchase.
Don’t suffer the buffer. These WIRED-tested home routers will deliver reliable internet across your home, whatever your needs or budget.
Wildfire survivors call fire-prediction markets “morally reprehensible” and worry they could increase the risk of arson.
This massive 85-inch model is highly customizable but jaw-droppingly expensive.
Eight Sleep’s Pod 5 is great at its job, but its job is also watching you sleep.
A large-scale clinical trial has shown that even long-term consumption of DHA—an omega-3 fatty acid found in abundance in oily fish—may not lead to improvements in cognitive function.
A new study has succeeded in mapping, on a global scale, the fungal network that supports plant life and helps regulate our planet’s climate.
You can minimize the risk of films and shows being spoiled for you by muting comments, conversations, and keywords on various platforms.
This week's science news.
Wearables are best at noticing breaks from your body's usual patterns. Those outliers can hint that something warrants further investigation with your doctor.
The company's robotaxi roadmap mentions future expansions to Orlando and Tampa.
NASA has made contact with LINK, the robotic spacecraft made for the Swift Boost mission.
The Yahoo Boys author Carlos Barragán will join Kate Knibbs to answer your questions about Nigeria's romance scammers.
The incident is also being investigated by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.
Some Apple devices are about to get much more intelligent, while others are getting left behind.
Top up your Qi2 Android phone or MagSafe iPhone with a magnetic wireless charging stand, pad, car charger, or power bank.
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Entertainment
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce may have added a new member to the family ... because Swifties are convinced the newlyweds have quietly become dog parents. The internet's latest obsession kicked into overdrive after a rumored photo hanging inside…
Pauly D is ringing in another trip around the sun the only way he knows how -- with a packed Vegas nightclub, booming music and a whole lotta love from the crowd. The "Jersey Shore" star kicked off his 46th birthday celebration Saturday night at…
An innocent family's quick stop for McDonald's turned into every parent's worst nightmare ... and now an 11-year-old girl will have to live with a bullet lodged in her head. The young girl remains hospitalized after she was struck during a shooting…
Taylor Swift's bouquet toss has a winner ... and it stayed in the Chiefs family. We've learned the lucky guest who walked away with Taylor's bouquet was Ashley Smith -- the older sister of Chiefs offensive lineman Trey Smith, one of Travis Kelce's…
Wedding weekend's over for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce ... and Donna Kelce is leaving New York with the memories -- but not the gossip. The cameras were rolling as Travis' mom arrived at the airport Sunday ... heading home following the…
Nancy Pelosi's husband Paul Pelosi's alleged hit-and-run is triggering a possible major consequence ... the DMV may now decide whether he should still be on the road ... TMZ has learned. Henry Wofford -- a spokesperson for the Napa County Sheriff's…
Cristiano Ronaldo says this World Cup will be his last ... and one of soccer's greatest careers is officially entering the final stretch. The Portuguese superstar confirmed Sunday that the 2026 FIFA World Cup will be his final appearance on the…
Adam Sandler gave Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce something they won't find on any wedding registry ... a simple piece of marriage advice. Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid stopped by CNN on Sunday and shared a behind-the-scenes glimpse from…
Here's a crossover you probably weren't expecting ... Kanye West and Shane Gillis hanging backstage after the rapper's Texas concert. The comedian gave fans a look behind the scenes by posting to Instagram a photo of himself with an arm around Ye…
What started as a flight over New York City ended in the East River ... after a seaplane carrying eight passengers crashed Sunday afternoon, triggering a massive emergency response. The aircraft made a hard landing in the River just after noon ...…
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