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A viral video from Steamboat Springs captures two bull moose locking antlers in the street during rutting season, ending with a dramatic slam.
Adam Copeland speared Steve Maclin through the ropes in a brutal street fight main event at Maple Leaf Gardens during Northern Rising night.
Liberal protesters in kayaks descended on Chief Justice John Roberts' Maine vacation home, continuing a pattern of targeting conservative justices.
CMS Administrator Dr. Mehmet Oz says 1.1 million Obamacare recipients lacked social security numbers as 750,000 phantom accounts are terminated.
Tom Emmer launched a 56-district blitz by labeling Democratic candidates as "communists" and "Marxists" while rallying support for Paul LePage.
Luke Evans said being gay doesn't mean you have to be woke, rejecting the idea that sexuality should dictate political views or cultural beliefs.
Riley Green's Instagram photos reveal the massive bull elk he took with a compound bow in the Utah mountains, proving the freezer is officially full.
Marcus Mariota suffered a right knee injury during the Commanders' London game against the Colts, with concerns pointing to a possible MCL injury.
U.S. and Canadian forces deploy HIMARS, F-35s and F-16s across western Alaska as Tundra Merlin tests rapid American Arctic combat readiness.
An Israeli journalist's racism allegations sparked a heated clash with FAI officials at the Nations League press conference ahead of Sunday's match.
Satire
DUBAI — After a preliminary investigation, authorities believe the failed FlyDubai hijacker Hamam Al-Hammami was radicalized online by watching Ms. Rachel videos.
While the facts are still coming out in the Cornell case, some of the allegations appear to be a total reversal of the accuser's story from two years ago. It's left many asking the question: "how can I keep this from happening to me?" Fortunately, you can avoid being charged with rape at a ketamine-
CUPERTINO, CA — Apple confirmed it has fired senior battery engineer Daniel Li after he developed a prototype iPhone battery that lasted more than two hours on a single charge.
The post Chump To Receive No Compensation For Rescuing Children From Fire appeared first on The Onion.
AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND—Holding hands in a circle as candles flickered and water glasses trembled, employees of film discovery platform Letterboxd reportedly held a séance Friday to ask James Dean his four favorite movies. “Spirit of Mr. Dean, we’ve got the cameras rolling for our socials here,
Social media has ignited a recent surge in health-conscious Americans trying to up their fiber consumption. The Onion provides tips for maximizing the amount of fiber in your diet: Scrutinize food labels for phrases like “gut buster” and “organ hell.” Toast white bread to convert it to brown
LOS ANGELES—Smiling to himself as he reflected on all the years his mother and father had discouraged him from chasing his dream, local man Aaron Traylor told reporters Friday that his parents had been forced to eat crow ever since he made it as a Beetlejuice impersonator. “They told me I neede
The post ‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still appeared first on The Onion.
Six Flags Magic Mountain permanently closed its famous X2 roller coaster due to a history of riders incurring brain injuries, with some resulting in death. What do you think?
The post Six Flags Closes X2 Roller Coaster Due To Brain Injuries appeared first on The Onion.
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Madonna took home seven awards at the VMAs on Sunday, making her the night’s biggest winner. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Madonna’s return to the spotlight. Age: Physically pains your mom to hear Biggest Hit: Goes on for a minute too long Philanthropic Cause: Tiny leather
CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these
Sports
"Horrible", "sad", and "totally unacceptable" were among the reactions of Formula 1's drivers to the sport's attempt at racing in wet conditions at Sunday's Bahrain Grand Prix in Malaysia.
Marcus Mariota left Sunday's game against the Colts with a knee injury, forcing the Commanders to turn to seventh-round rookie Athan Kaliakmanis at quarterback.
The Brewers eked out a Game 1 NLDS win after the American Family Field roof impeded what the Padres thought was going to be a go-ahead home run in the ninth inning.
The Lions and star tight end Sam LaPorta have broken off contract talks, sources told NFL Network, after attempting to work out a long-term deal for the first few weeks of the season.
Baker Mayfield is expected to miss anywhere from three to six weeks, sources told ESPN, depending on how quickly the Buccaneers quarterback can grip the football.
Coach Deion Sanders says Colorado will consider all three quarterback options -- Isaac Wilson, Kaneal Sweetwyne and highly touted prospect Julian "JuJu" Lewis -- during its bye week.
What are the biggest upsets in Super Bowl history? The Patriots, Jets, Giants, Eagles, Seahawks and others make their cases.
Eagles right tackle Lane Johnson is inactive for Sunday's game against the Rams for personal reasons.
Colorado State coach Jim Mora said defensive coordinator Tyson Summers was "no longer with the program" after he was relieved of his playcalling duties in the first half and left the sideline.
Would an NFL team think about Jeremiah Smith with the first pick? Which Notre Dame players stood out Saturday? Here's draft spin off Week 5 of the CFB season.
Denny Hamlin is the lone favorite for Las Vegas. Can he get a win in Sin City and improve his chances of winning The Chase? Here are the odds.
College football Week 5 provided a major shake-up to the oddsboard. Check out the updated national championship odds.
Check out the odds for every NFL Week 4 contest.
Get prepared for the second round of the MLB postseason with FOX Sports' divisional series hub.
Check out the odds and what to know for the Guardians-White Sox ALDS series.
The Dodgers began their quest for a three-peat with a Game 1 win over the Braves. Check out the NLDS series odds.
Check out the odds and what to know for the Rays-Yankees ALDS series.
The two hottest teams in baseball meet in an epic NLDS showdown. Check out the odds for the Padres-Brewers series.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the Atlanta Braves and Los Angeles Dodgers NLDS game.
Learn which TV channel or how to live stream the San Diego Padres and Milwaukee Brewers NLDS game.
Tech
That's really what it's called and there's actually someone in charge of it.
You have a lot of control over AI on your iPhone.
If only one AirPod isn't working, you have several options for troubleshooting and getting your audio back.
Gaming routers have fancy designs and a few special features, but they can't fix every problem with your network setup.
Wi-Fi calling can help a lot if you're in an area with a weak cellular connection, but you should know the drawbacks before jumping in.
A bit of decluttering can go a long way toward improving your Wi-Fi.
Unless you pay attention, your contacts could end up forever stored in the car.
Knowing your internet speed is important, but bandwidth is another important metric that many people overlook.
The infill settings you use for your 3D prints can make or break them - literally. Let's talk about what infill does and how you should use it.
Lots of new options just became available to Samsung phones with the latest update. Customize your Quick Panel, Edge Panel and much more.
Upgrade your WFH setup and work in style with these comfy, WIRED-tested seats.
We found genuinely good presents for home cooks, teens, coffee lovers, and the person who already has everything.
Forget the wrapping paper and shipping. Go digital this year with subscriptions, ebooks, apps, and more.
Meta and Ray-Ban’s new smart glasses have slightly better batteries and mics. And yes, they still have cameras.
Under the One Big Beautiful Bill Act, data center projects in rural areas could be eligible for major tax benefits starting next year. Some hyperscalers do not seem eager to take the free cash.
Keurig is ready to ditch the K-Cup with a compostable and plastic- and aluminum-free coffee pod, but the price is steep.
A global network of detectors are reporting some of the most substantial measurements yet of neutrinos created deep underground by the radioactive elements that power our planet’s tectonic activity.
The price of anything with memory is skyrocketing thanks to AI. Aging streaming devices are no exception.
Millions have downloaded Meta’s AI agent Muse. But getting it to do your bidding comes with privacy costs.
Fed up with paying to stream music you’ll never actually own? Give the little silver disc a spin. Here’s how to start a CD collection or get more out of one you already have.
Entertainment
The punishments that Cornell University gave to the 7 Chi Phi frat brothers accused of gang rape ranged from immediate expulsion ... to writing a self-reflection essay. A three-member Title IX panel conducted closed proceedings with the accused…
LeBron James is proving his helicopter commute from Philadelphia to NYC is a breeze ... after the 76ers superstar wrapped up a major first milestone with his new team. LeBron -- who is splitting time between NYC and Philly -- had just finished his…
Ed Sheeran is getting some musical support after his opening acts quit his tour ... as the singer brought out The Fray's former lead singer Isaac Slade. Isaac -- who left The Fray in 2022 to focus on his mental health -- performed songs like "How…
An attorney representing Christa Pike has said that his client may never fully recover from her botched execution ... and claims that her hospital room is under guard as she remains on a ventilator. Stephen Ferrell revealed to Jake Tapper on CNN…
The attorney representing the Jane Doe accusing 7 members of the Chi Phi fraternity at Cornell University of drugging and sexually assaulting her is claiming that evidence could have been dumped in a lake for all he knows ... and that there's more…
Cornell University's president delivered a message to students in the wake of accusations that 7 Chi Phi frat brothers allegedly drugged and sexually assaulted a woman ... and personally addressed Jane Doe's account. In an 8-minute video shared to…
Zach Bryan has returned to Robert Kraft's Gillette Stadium after causing a stir with his first show, where he wore a "Free Palestine" shirt ... and night 2 was no different. Hitting the stage Saturday night ... the "Revival" singer once again…
Gypsy Rose Blanchard has started an online petition aimed at putting an end to cyberbullying after Ken Urker's death ... and she's honoring him in a special way. Gypsy posted the Change.org petition Sunday to help support Kenan's Law -- otherwise…
Canadian singer Sass Jordan -- who sang hits like "High Road Easy" and "Make You a Believer" -- has died. Her family shared the news of her death on her social media, writing ... "On Oct. 2 2026, surrounded by her loving family, Sass Jordan…
Riots in France have turned scarily violent as a 15-year-old boy reportedly used a makeshift flamethrower to burn a woman's face. Check out video shot Friday at a bus stop in the French city of Marseille ... the teen, dressed all in black,…
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