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Critics say socialist NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani's racial equity plan moves the goalposts on poverty to justify massive government intervention.
A progressive fearmongering campaign targeting 2026 World Cup travel to the U.S. is accused of trying to sabotage American tourism and small businesses.
Gun Owners of America challenges the Virginia Plan by Sens. Tim Kaine and Mark Warner, calling 13 proposed gun restrictions a threat to rights.
In a milestone event, King Charles and Queen Camilla are set to visit the U.S. this week for a momentous, multi-city trip to celebrate America's 250th anniversary.
President Trump faces mounting political problems including low poll numbers and an unpopular war, but his survival of a third assassination attempt fuels empathy from opponents.
The Pentagon announced another lethal strike on a suspected narco-trafficking vessel in the Eastern Pacific, killing three people on board.
Former Vanderbilt QB Diego Pavia reportedly accepted a Baltimore Ravens rookie minicamp tryout after going undrafted despite his Heisman Trophy runner-up finish in 2025.
A New York woman was convicted after throwing a handmade stick of dynamite at her boyfriend as he was sleeping, causing his hand to be blown off.
Patricia Heaton calls on "friends on the left" to tone down political rhetoric following the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner Saturday.
Barack Obama says the motive behind the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting remains unclear despite writings allegedly targeting Trump.
Satire
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a the wake of yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump, leading Democrats across the nation announced they would observe the long-standing tradition of a five-minute pause in calling Trump "literally Hitler".
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Costco recalled almost 208,000 heated socks after customers reported first- and second-degree burns. What do you think?
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a directive lifting the requirement that U.S. service members receive the flu vaccine, citing “medical autonomy.” What do you think?
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COLUMBIA, MO—Growing increasingly irate that the new customer base had actually made the place profitable, regulars of local dive bar The Drunken Rooster were reportedly upset Friday after the business had become popular enough to be financially solvent. “This place used to be cool and undergrou
WASHINGTON—Lowering their sunglasses for a better look at the massive honkin’ caboose, the entire U.S. populace was reportedly enthralled Friday by an adult man with a huge, juicy ass. “That middle-aged man has an absolute bakery back there,” said Harlan Davis, 33, echoing the sentiments of
Masks, panels, and other red light therapy devices are selling better than ever. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding red light therapy. MYTH: Only light with a wavelength of 630–670 nm has proven clinical efficacy. FACT: It’s okay to sneak a few 671 nm wavelengths on cheat days. M
WASHINGTON—Smiling vacantly while the FBI director rattled off classified information over thumping EDM music, local bottle girl Tanya Page reportedly nodded along early Friday morning as Kash Patel screamed state secrets in her ear. “Yeah so we’re actually invading Pakistan soon! Nobody is su
VATICAN CITY—In a wild and sacred competition attended by a screaming, raucous crowd of Catholic religious leaders at Saint Peter’s Basilica, hot young priests were soaked in holy water Friday during the Vatican’s annual Wet Vestment Contest. “All these hunky, muscular clergymen, who are jus
A newly passed law will prohibit the sale of tobacco products to U.K. residents who are under 18 and anyone born in the future, raising the minimum age of purchase by one year every year going forward. What do you think?
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Sports
Many of Europe's biggest clubs had scouts present to see Ajax's Mika Godts score a goal worthy of the Puskás Award. Transfer Talk has the latest.
A number of Europe's top players could be on the move this summer. We pick nine of them and outline their best fit and what's most likely to happen.
The Rockets staved off playoff elimination with a 115-96 win over the Lakers in Game 4 on Sunday night and credited Alperen Sengun's speech from morning shootaround for helping them believe they could come back in the series.
Victor Wembanyama had 27 points, 12 rebounds and seven blocks in his return from a concussion as the Spurs beat the Blazers for a 3-1 series lead.
Mike Tomlin told NBC's Maria Taylor that he walked away, in part, because of the recent lack of playoff success and a belief that some of his veterans were "worthy of the excitement and the optimism associated with new leadership."
Undrafted Vanderbilt quarterback Diego Pavia, one of the most polarizing figures in college football, accepted an invitation to attend next weekend's rookie minicamp with the Baltimore Ravens, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Sunday afternoon.
Nelly Korda went wire-to-wire in capturing the Chevron Championship -- her third major title -- as she reclaimed the No. 1 spot in women's golf.
After announcing his retirement in September, Kings captain Anze Kopitar, the Slovenian center who is the top scorer in franchise history and a two-time Selke Trophy winner, saw his 20-year career close with Los Angeles' 5-1 loss to Colorado on Sunday.
From the Pirates to the Penguins to the NFL draft, last week was a special one for the city of Pittsburgh.
Ryan Poehling's overtime goal in Game 4 gave Anaheim a 4-3 win and commanding 3-1 lead over Edmonton in their first-round playoff series. But the Oilers aren't convinced the goal should have counted.
The NBA playoffs are here. Check out the odds for each first-round series.
The odds say that a QB will go No. 1 in the 2027 NFL Draft. Which one is still up in the air. See the latest.
Marco Reus scored two goals, the second one on a penalty kick in the 85th minute to rally the Los Angeles Galaxy to a 2-1 victory over Real Salt Lake.
Was the Rams' selection of Ty Simpson actually a good pick? Who was the biggest steal in the draft? Here's what we learned after speaking with execs and general managers.
Carson Hocevar captured his first career Cup victory and unleashed a must-see celebration at Talladega.
A second-division soccer game in Spain ends in a brawl after Zaragoza goalkeeper Esteban Andrada punched Huesca defender Jorge Pulido in the face.
Italian soccer is in crisis on and off the field, with another refereeing scandal emerging on the heels of the men’s team’s repeated failure to qualify for the World Cup
The final chapter of Mohamed Salah's legendary Liverpool career may have reached an abrupt conclusion following an injury update from the Egypt national team.
Here are the results from Week 5 of the 2026 UFL season.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules and results for all eight teams.
Tech
From Uniqlo to Puma, here are some of the top Pokémerch money can buy … for now.
From toxic smoke and oil spills to rising emissions, poisoned soil, and damaged ecosystems, war can reshape the environment long after the fighting stops.
No more getting caught by a forced Windows 11 update while you're in the middle of a meeting or a match. Microsoft announced some major changes coming to Windows Update on its blog, including the ability to indefinitely pause Windows updates, 35 days at a time.
To give users more control, Windows Up
Manitoba could be the first province in Canada to establish a social media ban for kids, but the proposal's details aren't very clear yet. The province's premier, Wab Kinew, announced during a fundraiser event on Saturday and on X that Manitoba would put in place a ban for social media and AI chatbo
As reported by several outlets, the Trump administration dismissed members of the National Science Board (NSB), which is tasked with establishing policies for the National Science Foundation. It's not clear how many members have been dismissed. According to screenshots shared with The Washington Pos
The word “staged” exploded on social media following the attack, as both right- and left-wing influencers and anonymous accounts spread unfounded conspiracy theories.
Looking to better protect your Kindle or add a little personality to your favorite e-reader? From cases and covers to page-turners and even charms, this is the guide for you.
These bird feeders come with cameras and connected apps to let you see and learn about the birds in your neighborhood.
Permanent eave lights that attach to the exterior of your home are becoming more popular. But are they worth the effort and cost?
Part of the new PS 2026 collection, it's taken the Swedish company 26 years to finally nail inflatable furniture.
Ductless AC systems get smart tech features—and the growing pains that come with them.
Here’s how to pick the best mattress for your sleep needs, straight from a professional mattress tester.
A 31-year-old engineer and self-described indie game developer is suspected of firing shots at the annual event attended by President Donald Trump, high-profile media figures, and US government officials.
BYD may be known for its affordable all-electric cars, but that doesn't mean it won't dabble in the occasional hypercar under one of its subsidiary brands. At the Beijing Auto Show, BYD unveiled the Denza Z, a hypercar that can produce more than 1,000 horsepower with an all-electric motor. According
Two months following the deadly shooting in Tumbler Ridge, British Columbia, OpenAI's Sam Altman has formally apologized for not informing police of the alarming ChatGPT conversations seen with the suspect's account. Before the incident, OpenAI banned the account belonging to the alleged shooter, Je
Now that Artemis II is all wrapped up, NASA has begun its post-game performance analyses of all the systems that worked together to get four astronauts safely to the moon and back earlier this month. In addition to taking humans farther than ever before, Artemis II served as a crucial test flight fo
Need something new for your reading list? Here are two titles we think are worth checking out. This week, we read Monsters in the Archives: My Year of Fear with Stephen King and the first issue of the Image Comics miniseries, Corpse Knight.
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Tesla completely ended its free lifetime Supercharging offer way back in 2018, but it has given customers the perk for certain promotions since then. It brought back free Supercharging for Model S and X a couple of times in 2019, for instance. The automaker’s latest offer is for new purchases for
Engadget’s hottest review roundup truly has it all this week: a new pocket cam, a 2-in-1 smart grill, a pair of drones and a pricey skinny vac. And that’s before we even get to the highly capable gaming display that will only set you back $350. Read on to catch up on the reviews you might’ve m
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. If you're looking for something new to play this weekend, we've got a bunch of options for you. We've also got some interesting upcoming games to tell you about as well.In a press release announcing that Playdate Season 3 is c
Entertainment
The NBA Dunk Contest is on relevancy life support ... but Julius Erving, the first-ever winner in the event, has a way to save it -- telling TMZ Sports it's time for the league's biggest stars to brush up on their history. We caught up with the…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Wanna stay on top of your health without wearing ugly fitness trackers? Well, we've got good news for you! If you didn't know, smart rings are designed to monitor your…
Before this baby boy was on big streamers like HBO Max and Netflix, he was just picking up the guitar as a teen, playing the piano ... and hittin' the beach in Orange County, California. On Netflix, he starred on "Chilling Adventures of Sabrina"…
Tristan Thompson was all smiles before the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner ... TMZ obtained video of him on his way in, and he was stopping to take selfies with fans. Check out this video from Saturday's event in Washington D.C.…
President Trump says he didn't let the Secret Service usher him away from the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner because he wanted to see what was going on. Trump recapped Saturday night's shooting in a sit down interview Sunday with…
Madonna made a surprise appearance for the ages at The Abbey in West Hollywood ... and Addison Rae helped hype up the crowd. Madge performed for about 30 minutes early Sunday morning and the packed house went crazy when she appeared in the DJ booth…
For this airport edition of Guess Who ... this king was far away from Queens when TMZ bumped into him at LAX. When we caught up with him last July, the sitcom star was a bit more bearded than you might be used to seeing ... but we're confident…
Nedra Talley-Ross, the last surviving original member of The Ronettes, is dead. The group announced Nedra's death Sunday in a social media post, saying ... "It is with heavy hearts that we share the news of Nedra Talley Ross’ passing. She was a…
Cole Allen, the California teacher and video game developer suspected of opening fire at the White House Correspondents Dinner, sounds like he was a model student ... at least according to one of his old college professors. Allen took a couple of…
Chet Hanks performed at Stagecoach on Saturday, and his number one fan -- his dad, Tom Hanks -- was right there in the crowd singing along! Chet was performing with his band, Something Out West, when a person in the crowd realized Tom Hanks…
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