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Iran-U.S. negotiations fell apart after Tehran misjudged its leverage, a U.S. official says, as Vice President JD Vance departed Pakistan without a deal.
Tiger Woods is reportedly ashamed after his second DUI arrest in under a decade and is said to be in Switzerland seeking treatment for his well-being.
Justin Bieber faces backlash after his Coachella 2026 set featured YouTube music videos, with critics calling it lazy and the worst performance ever.
Virginia's special election on April 21 could transform redistricting into a class war, echoing Oliver Anthony's "Rich Men North of Richmond" anthem.
Artemis II astronauts reflect on traveling farther from Earth than any human mission, expressing deep gratitude at their first public appearance.
Costco members may access expanded travel perks in 2026, including bundled hotel pricing, rental car savings and digital Costco Shop Card rewards.
Sergio Garcia shattered his driver and received a code of conduct warning at Augusta after hitting into a bunker during the Masters final round.
Conservative nonprofit Restoration of America launches a $5 million nationwide ad campaign urging senators to pass the SAVE America Act on voter ID rules.
Shannon Elizabeth, who rose to fame in "American Pie," moved to South Africa in 2016 to launch a conservation charity protecting endangered wildlife.
Identity theft losses among Americans 60 and older surged 70%, reaching $48.5 million according to the FBI's latest internet crime report.
Satire
AUGUSTA, GA—Saluting the illustrious sportscasters for their passionate work over the course of nearly 40 years in the Augusta National Golf Club broadcast booth, CBS officials announced Sunday that longtime commentators Captain Cooter and the Gooch would be retiring upon conclusion of the 2026 Ma
SACRAMENTO, CA — After being accused of multiple counts of sexual assault, Representative Eric Swalwell issued a fierce denial today, insisting that he never assaulted any of the Chinese spies he slept with.
KANSAS CITY, MO — Kansas City Royals manager Matt Quatraro pinned the team's loss on local fan Jim Greller, who failed to put on his lucky socks today.
U.S. — A group of sports science experts have ruled that a game cannot be classified as a sport if it is possible to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes while playing.
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A new study revealed that sharks in the Bahamas tested positive for cocaine, caffeine, painkillers, and other substances, with such contaminants increasingly found in tourism-driven marine environments. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—In an effort to refute what she described as utterly vile attacks on her character, Melania Trump slammed baseless reports this week that linked her to the wrong wealthy pedophile. “Let me clear: While I have deep ties to a certain affluent individual and secret societies involved in
SAN ANSELMO, CA—Feeling surprised and delighted by his former employee’s success, Star Wars creator George Lucas reportedly called Darth Maul on Friday to congratulate the Sith Lord on his new Disney+ series. “Hey man, I know it’s been a while since we talked, but I just wanted to say I sa
NEW YORK—Saying that it was truly sinking in that he had finally made it to the big leagues, New York Mets rookie Carson Benge told reporters Friday he still couldn’t believe the sunflower seeds in the dugout were free. “It’s honestly insane—you can just take them. As many as you want. Nob
More artists are banning phones at their shows. The Onion examines the pros and cons of phone-free concerts. PRO Phone finally gets some alone time Get to give full attention to jumbotron screen Brings back thousands of professional bootlegger jobs Plenty of other ways to make not-invited friend
Gideon Spencer, 77, died Monday. The family requests privacy while they fight over his stuff.
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Sports
After losing the biggest 36-hole lead in Masters history, McIlroy and Augusta will have another spin Sunday.
The Sky have traded two-time All-Star and Olympic gold medalist Ariel Atkins to the Sparks for 2024 No. 4 overall pick Rickea Jackson.
Sergio García and Jon Rahm were in the same group for the final round of the Masters, a Spanish duo of former champions that added some buzz to the early pairings of players out of contention.
Phil Garner, a three-time All-Star infielder who went on to manage the Astros to their first World Series appearance, has died. He was 76.
Atlanta Dream coach Karl Smesko said Sunday that newly acquired forward Angel Reese will "fit in great," but added the team will work to improve her shooting efficiency.
Jannik Sinner reclaimed the world No. 1 ranking by overpowering Carlos Alcaraz to win the Monte-Carlo Masters final.
Coach Jared Bednar will not accompany the Avalanche on their road trip to western Canada to end the regular season after taking a puck to the face.
Former NFL wide receiver and current Aviators coach Ted Ginn Jr. was charged with driving while intoxicated in Tarrant County, Texas, on Saturday.
Dillon Thieneman and Monroe Freeling have drastically boosted their stock since the start of last season. Who else has climbed the board?
The Kings are retaining coach Doug Christie for next season, team sources told ESPN.
The NCAA men's college basketball transfer portal is officially open. Here are the top 20 players who have entered.
Red Sox catcher Carlos Narváez took home John Smoltz's "King of the Diamond" following their 7-1 win over the Cardinals.
Who is getting underhyped and overhyped ahead of the 2026 NFL Draft? Not everyone loves Ty Simpson, while there are several players scouts and execs want us to keep an eye on.
Pole-sitter Ryan Blaney is favored to win at Bristol, but how will Alex Bowman fare now that's back on track? Here are the odds.
Carlo Ancelotti has refused to rule out a fairytale return to the Brazil national team for veteran defender Thiago Silva ahead of the upcoming World Cup.
Virgil van Dijk calls on his Liverpool teammates to give "absolutely everything" in the final weeks of the season as the battle for Champions League qualification intensifies.
Shohei Ohtani hit a leadoff homer and Teoscar Hernández followed with a three-run shot in the first inning of the Los Angeles Dodgers’ 6-3 win over the Texas Rangers.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Harry Kane is currently playing at a level that few are able to match, cementing his status as the premier marksman in European football.
Kylian Mbappe was left with a cut above his eye after a late collision with Girona defender Vitor Reis inside the penalty area. Despite the impact sending the French star to the ground, the referee waved play on and VAR declined to intervene, leaving Real Madrid furious at Santiago Bernabeu.
Tech
The feud between Elon Musk and OpenAI is getting even more contentious as the two sides get ready for trial later this month. The latest development in the legal back-and-forth saw OpenAI accuse Elon Musk and his latest proposals as a "legal ambush," as first reported by Bloomberg. OpenAI filed its
Bike shop mechanics have lost fingers and their shirts while repairing ebikes of dubious origins. Make sure yours is repairable and third-party certified.
AMC’s new black comedy about a manchild tech titan spinning out of control is a skewering Silicon Valley’s billionaire class deserves.
Whether you want a detachable tablet or a laptop screen that spins, these 2-in-1 devices manage to balance being both a tablet and a laptop.
Nice ice is big business, but you can get perfectly clear cubes at home without freezing your assets.
As debates over social media addiction rage, people with extreme screen times tell WIRED they have no plans to cut back.
This compact pool robot keeps its price down, but its performance doesn’t match that of more capable cleaners.
The first rule of coffee is that it must stay hot. After weeks or even years of testing, these are the three coffee warmers that will best keep it that way.
An experienced hacking group has claimed to have infiltrated Rockstar Games' cloud servers, while the game publisher has confirmed that there was a "third-party data breach." ShinyHunters, a hacker group that's been linked to data breaches targeting Microsoft, Google, Ticketmaster and others, posted
Tesla's Full Self-Driving (Supervised) is ready to make its European debut, and it's starting with the Netherlands. According to Tesla Europe, the automaker's driver assistance system was approved in the Netherlands and will start rolling out shortly. RDW, the country's regulatory authority on vehic
IBM has agreed to settle the US Department of Justice's accusations that the company violated civil rights laws with its DEI practices. According to a press release from the DOJ, IBM will pay more than $17 million to resolve allegations of taking "race, color, national origin, or sex" into account w
Spring has certainly sprung here at Engadget. Well, it has in terms of reviews, at least. We’ve put over a dozen devices through their paces since my last roundup, which gives you a lot to catch up on over the weekend. Read on for the rundown of all the reviews you might’ve missed.
ASUS ZenBook
Step into the shoes of the strongest, goodest boy in a game that is beautiful, baffling, and impossible to put down.
This hair dye printer promises hundreds of shades. It couldn't even manage two.
XChat is now on the App Store, where its listing says that it’s expected to be available for download on April 17. This isn’t the same IRC app from the early aughts, which you may remember if you’re of a certain age. This is a messaging app specifically for X users. X chief Elon Musk first tal
After conducting long-term testing on both the MacBook Neo and MacBook Air, I have a good idea who should buy which laptop.
Welcome to our latest roundup of what's going on in the indie game space. As always, we're here to tell you about a bunch of new games you can play this weekend, as well as several upcoming titles. The latest edition of the Triple-i Initiative showcase was packed with cool stuff, including a first
The Orion capsule carrying the Artemis II astronauts has successfully splashed down off the coast of San Diego at 8:07PM Eastern time on April 10. It signals the conclusion of Artemis II’s 10-day journey around the moon, which is meant to be a test flight for a future mission that would bring hum
Besides a wealth of Fortnite skins based on Disney IP, it hasn't really been clear what the entertainment company has gotten in return for its $1.5 billion investment in Epic from 2024. That could change this November, Bloomberg reports, when Epic releases a Disney-themed extraction shooter. The gam
Sick! The Federal Aviation Administration is targeting gamers in its most recent job advertisement for air traffic controllers. The administration's annual hiring window opens at 12AM ET on April 17, and considering the ongoing shortage of air traffic controllers, it's calling this a period of "supe
Entertainment
Neon Carnival hit a major milestone this weekend ... and yeah, they still know how to throw a party! The iconic Coachella after-hours bash celebrated its 15th anniversary in the desert, bringing out a stacked crowd and turning the invite-only event…
"Saturday Night Live" unloaded on Donald Trump last night ... but honestly, nobody was safe. The show's cold open imagined Trump -- played by James Austin Johnson -- dialing up Tiger Woods ... and immediately regretting it. Instead of talking golf,…
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau turned Coachella into their own little love fest ... and they're not even trying to hide it. The pop star and former Canadian Prime Minister were spotted getting cozy during a desert date night at Coachella ...…
North West might not have been on the Coachella lineup, but you wouldn't know it. The 12-year-old rolled through day 2 of weekend 1 like a full-blown headliner, stopping constantly to snap pics with fans across the festival grounds in Indio, CA.…
Natasha Lyonne is back out on the scene and looking unbothered after her recent in-flight drama. TMZ obtained video of the actress spotted at Faces and Names Bar and Lounge in NYC Saturday night, attending the after party for the premiere of…
Offset is back on stage just days after being shot and he's doing it from a wheelchair ... at least most of the time. The rapper made his first performance Saturday since the shooting, rolling out in a wheelchair for a club appearance and proving…
Jennifer Lopez just checked a major box off her list and did it in full bombshell mode. J.Lo made her Coachella debut Saturday night, popping up as a surprise guest during David Guetta's set. The crowd lost it when Guetta teased he had "invited a…
Ciara Miller isn't holding back and she’s making it crystal clear where she stands on loyalty. The "Summer House" star hit Instagram Saturday after a Sephora run, posting a pic with a shopping bag but it was her caption that did the talking ...…
Coachella Night 2 delivered a little something for everyone with Justin Bieber, Nine Inch Noize and Jack White each bringing their own distinct energy to the desert. Bieber took the headlining stage, but skipped the typical pop spectacle. Instead,…
Katy Perry delivered one of Coachella's most meme-worthy moments, and it had nothing to do with being on stage. The pop star was caught on camera during Justin Bieber's headlining set Saturday night, joking, "Thank God he has Premium," as she…
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