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Hirono ripped for 'deranged' opening confirmation hearing question to Burgum: 'This lady has issues'
Dem. Sen. Mazie Hirono was ripped on social media for her opening question in Doug Burgum's confirmation hearing, asking him if he has committed sexual assault.
After facing pressure from Southern California prosecutors, Gov. Gavin Newsom calls for looting to be a felony in fire evacuation zones as blaze not yet contained.
Keep your dog just as warm as you while walking, running and playing outside in winter. These jackets are lined with fleece, faux fur and flannel.
This past July, as anti-Israel crowds took to the streets of Washington, D.C,, to protest Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu address to Congress, Zaid Mohammed Mahdawi, 26, climbed atop a monument at Columbus Circle in front of Union Station and allegedly spray-painted an ominous message: 'HA
Republican Rep. Stephanie Bice introduced a joint resolution against the Biden administration's new climate standards for walk-in coolers and freezers.
Secretary of interior nominee Doug Burgum was questioned by members of the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee during his confirmation hearing Thursday.
ABC News host Martha Raddatz said Wednesday on "The View" that President-elect Trump "clearly had an effect" on the cease-fire deal reached between Israel and Hamas.
Sen. Adam Schiff, D-Calif., grilled Pam Bondi on how she would act in terms of President-elect Trump's political opponents, leading to a fiery response from Bondi.
Texas Longhorns star quarterback Arch Manning will get the keys to the Lamborghini after Quinn Ewers declared for the NFL Draft earlier this week.
Rep. Claudia Tenney, R-N.Y., introduced a bill to reallocate funds from Internal Revenue Service (IRS) enforcement to hiring U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents.
Satire
Do you all remember Joe Biden? Has there ever been a more memorable president besides, you know...the guy? No. No there has not been.
WASHINGTON—Declining to attend any event or go anywhere at all until 2030, former first lady Michelle Obama confirmed Thursday that she would be skipping the rest of the decade. “I’ve decided to just go ahead and excuse myself for the rest of the 2020s,” said Obama, speaking to reporters t
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the President's farewell address on Wednesday evening, Vice President Kamala Harris delivered her own heartfelt address to a bunch of Beanie Babies spread out on her bed.
A ceasefire deal has been reached to end 15 months of fighting in the Gaza Strip, with the agreement also freeing dozens of hostages held in Gaza as well as Palestinians in Israeli jails. What do you think?
The post Israel, Hamas Reach Ceasefire Deal appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring farewell address to the nation, the notorious head of a prolific crime family warned America about the clear and present danger of government corruption.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that President-elect Donald Trump had successfully brokered a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas, outgoing President Joe Biden spoke with the media to take credit for developing dementia so Kamala Harris would take his place on the ticket and lose in a
Meta founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg has made a major right-wing pivot, including adding Trump ally Dana White to the company’s board and agreeing to cohost an inauguration reception. Here are the other changes Zuckerberg is implementing to make the tech company more MAGA-friendly. 12,000% more AI
SOUTH PLAINFIELD, NJ—Having been informed that he canceled a major stop on his big world tour just to be with them on a Thursday afternoon, residents at Golden Horizons Senior Care Center were told the man playing accordion for them in the facility’s dining room was Billy Joel. “That’s right
LOS ANGELES—Saying such individuals posed a threat to the safety and security of all city residents, the Los Angeles Police Department announced Thursday that it had arrested everyone who lost their home in the ongoing wildfires. “In the interest of maintaining public order, I have instructed my
Trump has returned, but this was no surprise to actual Christians who know Biblical prophecy.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to elevate the level of discourse in Senate Confirmation hearings, all of the female Democratic Senators will be replaced with screaming, rabid hyenas.
The post Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering appeared first on The Onion.
With just a few days to inauguration, President-elect Donald Trump is preparing to sign a slew of day-one executive orders that will begin making America great again. Here is an exclusive first look at what Trump has planned:
LOS ANGELES — The devastating Palisades Fire may finally be on the way out thanks to the quick thinking of firefighters who attached late night host Jimmy Kimmel to a helicopter so he could quench the flames with his salty tears.
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a daring and heroic act of selfless bravery, California Governor Gavin Newsom rushed headlong into a blazing fire to inform the trapped victims that Trump is bad.
FRANKLIN, TN — The Christian music scene entered a somber new era this week, as news broke that, after running out of old beloved hymns to revise, musician Chris Tomlin had now begun adding new choruses to his own old songs.
President-elect Donald Trump’s controversial nominee for defense secretary, Pete Hegseth, appeared for questioning on Capitol Hill in a public confirmation hearing in which Democrats interrogated allegations of illicit and inappropriate conduct and a long history of public commentary deriding wome
READING, PA—With a look of hardened resolve crossing the man’s face as he discovered the large recliner was unoccupied, witnesses confirmed Wednesday that local elderly resident Robert Delacio had set his sights on a big chair. According to sources, Delacio hobbled determinedly toward the worn g
NEOSHO, MO—Confused by the sudden directive to “neutralize any threats” to the leader of the popular kitchen appliance brand, corporate security officer Tim Mulrooney was reportedly unsure Wednesday why he had been assigned to guard the CEO of Crock-Pot. “A person from the company called
U.S. Special Counsel Jack Smith, who led the federal cases against Donald Trump on charges of trying to overturn his 2020 election defeat and mishandling of classified documents, has resigned as the Republican president-elect prepares to return to the White House. What do you think?
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Sports
Police are investigating online abuse received by the wife of Arsenal forward Kai Havertz.
Arsenal defender Emily Fox has praised the "steadying force" of interim manager Renee Slegers after reigniting confidence in the side following Jonas Eidevall's departure.
Brazil superstar and Al Hilal attacker Neymar is in preliminary talks with three MLS sides, including Chicago Fire FC, over a proposed move, sources have told ESPN.
LeBron James, who has been evacuated from his Brentwood home since last Thursday, talked about the wildfires for the first time Wednesday.
Both Ohio State and Notre Dame feature star-studded rosters, but which national title contender is deeper? We combined both rosters to create an ultimate CFP National Championship lineup.
Longtime Brewers broadcaster Bob Uecker has died at the age of 90, the team announced Thursday.
Connor McDavid had two goals and an assist in the Oilers' 5-3 win against the Wild on Wednesday night, passing Jari Kurri for second all time in points in franchise history.
LIV Golf has reached a multiyear broadcast agreement with Fox Sports, which will show each of the three rounds of the events live in the U.S. on one of its network's channels and streaming app starting this season.
David Ford, a 22-year-old American amateur making his debut on the European tour, upstaged Rory McIlroy, Jon Rahm and many of the world's top players at the Dubai Desert Classic to take a share of the first-round clubhouse lead Thursday.
Learner Tien, a 19-year-old qualifier from California, became the youngest American man to reach the Australian Open's third round since Pete Sampras in 1990, upsetting Daniil Medvedev in five sets Thursday.
Chelsea are leading the race to sign San Diego Wave centre-back Naomi Girma, while Arsenal and Lyon are also interested in the United States women's national team star, sources have told ESPN.
Hollywood actors Ryan Reynolds, Rob McElhenney and Eva Longoria are among the investors in a North American group that has acquired Colombian top division side La Equidad.
Colin Cowherd ranks the remaining eight playoff QBs, with Jalen Hurts at the bottom (No. 8) and Jayden Daniels at No. 6. Do you agree with Colin's rankings?
Who are the top 10 athletes to star in a movie? FOX Sports Research compiled a list of players who made the big screen.
FOX Sports' Michael Cohen explains how Marcus Freeman constructed Notre Dame's roster and how the Fighting Irish are winning at such an elite level without a handful of five-star prospects.
Here's everything you need to know about 2025 NBA All-Star Game voting including rosters, leaders and results.
Chris "The Bear" Fallica delivers his best bets for the divisional round of the NFL playoffs. Find out how he's wagering on WSH-DET and why he likes the Eagles to cover.
Check out this feature from Tom Rinaldi who sat down with Mr. Baseball, Bob Uecker to discuss his legendary baseball career.
When Lamine Yamal glided past two Real Madrid defenders before coolly tucking the ball just inside the post, it was hard not to get a shiver that Lionel Messi was back in a Barcelona shirt.
On a new segment called “Convince Me I’m Wrong”, Craig Carton, Mark Schlereth, and Greg Jennings try to convince Danny Parkins that the Kansas City Chiefs will not three-peat as Super Bowl champions.
Tech
Fly Me to the Moon, The Last of the Sea Women, and Blitz are just a few of the movies you should be watching on Apple TV+ this month.
Some significant changes are coming to Apple Intelligence notification summaries. With the latest slate of developer previews for iOS 18.3, iPadOS 18.3 and macOS Sequoia 15.3, Apple has suspended the system's aggregated notifications, specifically from news and entertainment apps, while it works on
Austrian privacy advocate NOYB has launched its first GDPR complaints against Chinese businesses. The organization has filed complaints against TikTok, Xiaomi, Shein, AliExpress, Temu and WeChat, alleging that these companies unlawfully shared information about European users with parties in China.
If you're a cinephile who misses the old Apple TV app for movie trailers, MoviePass CEO Stacy Spikes knows your pain. So he decided to build a trailer app of his own, one that could easily help viewers keep track of upcoming films. But the MoviePass Screening Room isn't heading to Apple TV devices a
The US Treasury Department announced in a letter back in December that it had been the victim of a security breach, attributing it to a “China state-sponsored Advanced Persistent Threat actor.” Now we know more about the extent of the hack, thanks to reporting by Bloomberg.
The hacking group got
If your gaming plans for this weekend somehow don't involve stomping around as Godzilla in Fortnite, I don't know what to tell you. The legendary titan is dropping onto the island for a limited time starting on January 17, and you even might get the opportunity to take control of him.
According to d
Leica has unveiled its latest full-frame mirrorless camera, the 24-megapixel SL3-S with improved performance and video compared to its predecessor, the SL2-S. It largely resembles the photo-centric 60-megapixel SL3 unveiled in March last year, but is geared toward hybrid users who shoot both stills
If you’re in the market for a power bank, one of our favorite models is back down to its Black Friday price. Amazon has discounted Anker’s 20,000mAh Prime Power Bank — with optional base included — to $110 or 41 percent off its regular $185 price. As mentioned, the last time the Anker Prime
The long wait is finally over. In a YouTube video with little fanfare, Nintendo officially introduced the long-awaited Switch 2. The first true next-gen follow-up to the original Switch includes backwards-compatibility for owners of existing Switch games. We'll learn more about the console in a Nint
New photos of Mercury taken during the joint European and Japanese BepiColombo mission reveal fascinating details of the small rocky planet.
Sony just dropped a full-fledged trailer for the Until Dawn movie, just days after releasing a shorter teaser. The new footage gives us a proper introduction to the Groundhog Day-style gimmick that separates the film from the game.
The game is known for permadeath, as any of the eight main character
Well, it finally happened. After years of waiting and requests, Amazon debuted the $280 Kindle Colorsoft, its first ereader with a color display. The company’s ereaders have dominated this space since the original Kindle came out 17 years ago, but in this case, it feels like Amazon is playing catc
Nubia’s Redmagic 10 Pro delivers magnificent mobile gaming at a midrange price, but nongamers should look elsewhere.
This vibrator has two motors and can even warm up to body temperature for a more natural feel.
Following weeks of leaks and wild speculation, Nintendo gave fans a first look at its new slightly bigger, Switch on Thursday. The company also teased a new Mario Kart game.
Whether you’re doing reps or pushing Play on the next episode, these leggings are built for every kind of marathon.
The hosts of Uncanny Valley spent the week following the advice of AI chatbots when it came to shopping, fitness, and parenting. Here’s how it went.
From Blue Apron to Dinnerly, I've spent years cooking with boxed ingredients shipped to my door.
Whatever US politicians were hoping for, what they got was a huge increase in users signing up to Duolingo to learn Chinese and American users flooding Chinese apps.
Calculating air pollution from wildfires and other events has become more complicated. That doesn’t mean it’s necessarily more accurate.
Entertainment
Sad news from Russell Wilson ... his beloved dog has died. The Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback announced the heartbreaking update on his Instagram page just minutes ago ... revealing his Great Dane, Prince, passed away on Friday morning. "I got you…
Kenny Law, best known for starring on Discovery's "Moonshiners," has died ... TMZ has learned. Kenny's cousin Henry Law tells TMZ … the third-generation, Virginia-based distiller passed away in a local hospital Tuesday after battling a myriad of…
Huge stars will be on stage for the upcoming concert to help the thousands of folks who lost it all in the L.A. fires, and some of the headliners have deep L.A. roots. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ, Lady Gaga, Billie Eilish and the Red Hot…
Jessica Alba is finally speaking out after the bombshell news dropped that she and husband Cash Warren are calling it quits. In an IG post Thursday, the actress shared she’s been on a journey of self-discovery and growth for years ... both alone…
Bruce Willis is thanking first responders in Los Angeles after wildfires took a toll on the city ... and he's making an extremely rare appearance in public. The actor's wife, Emma Heming, just shared video of Bruce shaking hands and chatting up a…
Donald Trump is bestowing a new honor on his most vocal celebrity supporters ... tapping Jon Voight, Mel Gibson, and Sylvester Stallone as Hollywood's new Special Ambassadors. The President-elect announced the 3 actors' new roles on Truth Social…
David Lynch -- the legendary of "Twin Peaks" has died ... TMZ has confirmed. A family member tells TMZ ... Lynch passed away Wednesday at his daughter's house -- where he was staying during the devastating wildfires in Los Angeles. While we don't…
Angelenos are showing love for the firefighters who tirelessly battled the Los Angeles wildfires ... giving a group of them a standing ovation at dinner. Ya gotta see the scene at King's Fish House in Calabasas -- not too far from where the…
Fergie "Just Can't Get Enough" of the men and women who've worked tirelessly to battle the ongoing wildfires in the region -- including one blaze that threatened her home. The pop star met with a bunch of first responders in the wake of the L.A.…
Noah Scurry -- a high school basketball star in Pennsylvania -- tragically died this week after he was shot just steps from his home. The Philadelphia Police Department said the fatal shooting happened at around 7:15 AM on Tuesday ... revealing…
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