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The suspect accused of vandalizing the World War II Memorial in Washington D.C., has been taken into custody, U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia Jeanine Pirro announced Friday.The Department of Justice (DOJ) and the U.S. Attorney's Office in the District of Columbia are charging Melissa L. F
Zohran Mamdani's free bus rhetoric created a "perfect storm" of fare evasion in New York City, transit union and MTA officials warn amid rising losses.
The Castellows and Keller Cox dropped "Way Things Work," a collaboration the country trio describes as a "feel-good-sad-song" about a failing relationship.
Shania Twain told The New York Times that "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" was never meant to be a feminist message, pushing back on fan interpretation.
Kyler Murray joins the Minnesota Vikings on a veteran minimum deal in a loaded NFC North, pairing with Justin Jefferson and Aaron Jones on offense.
Jessica Bang collapsed during the KLPGA Tour's International Qualifying Tournament in Thailand and underwent emergency brain surgery before her death.
Paige Bueckers and the Dallas Wings face the Indiana Fever in a WNBA matchup clouded by injuries, off-court drama and playoff implications.
The University of Michigan's new pass/fail grading system for freshmen sparks debate, plus Texas high school football's wet bulb controversy heats up.
Abdul El-Sayed's Michigan Senate bid faces scrutiny over thousands of euthanized animals at Detroit Animal Control during his tenure as the city's health director.
Matthew McConaughey reveals the marriage advice that has kept him and Camila Alves connected through nearly two decades together as a couple.
Satire
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LOS ANGELES, CA — As heated debate continued to rage across the nation and on Capitol Hill over legislation designed to secure U.S. elections, former Vice President Kamala Harris issued a dire warning that the SAVE America Act could result in America being saved.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A special WNBA task force announced on Thursday that they had been unable to define a woman after several hours of meetings led to a stalemate on where to go to lunch.
WASHINGTON—Blasting the 2-year-old’s incessant lying to the American people, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Thursday slammed her toddler son over baseless accusations that the caterpillar was very hungry. “Time and time again, this vindictive child has served up fabrications r
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani's planned city-managed grocery stores were reportedly set to feature an exclusive "Queue Where You Wait For Loaves Of Leavened Flour Products", the mayor's office confirmed on Thursday.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions.
America's 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it's so much more! For example, the state bird is a lark bunting. Bet you didn't know that.
NEW YORK, NY — Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women's National Basketball Association decided to bring in a revered Supreme Court Justice to help settle the question.
BOSTON, MA — The state's Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech in front of the state Capitol on Thursday morning, further emphasizing their commitment to promoting child sacrifice.
Surveillance company Flock’s automatic license plate readers, which are used by over 5,000 law enforcement agencies across 49 states, are generating controversy. The Onion examines the pros and cons of the technology. PRO Helps police officers violates civil rights far faster than if they were wor
MCCOOK, IL—Complaining that he couldn’t even walk down the street without being mistaken for a world-class basketball player, doughy Eastern European immigrant Vukašin Petrović told reporters Thursday that he was tired of everyone assuming he was an NBA superstar. “Just because I’m a 6-fo
WASHINGTON—Surrounded on all sides by overturned furniture, ripped-out desk drawers, and dozens of loose items flung wildly from their shelves, President Donald Trump reportedly tore up the White House on Thursday in a frantic search for more munitions. “Come on, come on, there’s gotta be one
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Scientists have for the first time used AI to create viruses that don’t exist in nature, a milestone that has prompted hopes for medical breakthroughs and fears of new biological threats. What do you think?
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Kirk Devine, 45, passed away in a hot-air balloon explosion last Wednesday. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that mourners find and return Devine’s body parts.
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PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg reportedly smothered his metaverse avatar Thursday using a digital pillow. According to sour
Sports
Here are the best sights and sounds from the second round of the 2026 FedEx St. Jude Championship at TPC Southwind.
Get all the latest news, intel and insights on NFL training camps from our team of reporters in the field.
As training camps wind down and preseason picks up, we handed out awards to some players, teams and position battles that have stood out the most.
Presenting a tiered ranking of all 138 FBS teams ahead of the 2026 season.
We picked out a dozen must-watch rosters that are full of potential early-rounders.
As another lockout looms, what lessons can we take from Major League Baseball's last prolonged work stoppage?
Legendary LSU baseball coach Skip Bertman, who transformed the Tigers into a national powerhouse with five Men's College World Series titles, has died at the age of 88.
Raiders rookie QB Fernando Mendoza completed 10 of 16 passes for 97 yards and a touchdown on four drives against the Cardinals.
Shohei Ohtani likely would not exercise a "key man" clause that would allow him to opt out of his contract if Mark Walter sold the Dodgers, a source told ESPN.
Dirk Nowitzki wrote that Don Nelson was "one of a kind" and Rick Carlisle praised his innovative coaching style as greats from around the NBA gathered to honor the Hall of Fame coach following his death at the age of 86.
Noah Gragson is staying put at Front Row Motorsports. Here's the latest from NASCAR's silly season.
Rangers ace Jacob deGrom left his Thursday night start against the Angels after the second inning due to triceps fatigue.
Watch the 2026 INDYCAR race at Markham on Sunday, Aug. 16 at noon ET on FOX and FOX One. See the full weekend schedule, channel and track details.
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Here's what you need to know from Thursday around the NFL.
Fernando Mendoza made his case to be the Raiders' QB1 as he had a few strong moments playing around an improved Las Vegas offense.
Cade Cavalli took a no-hitter into the seventh inning, and the Washington Nationals beat the Chicago Cubs 7-0 to avoid a three-game sweep.
Tech
Stop fumbling for cables in the dark. These WIRED-tested stands and pads will take the hassle out of refueling your phone, wireless earbuds, and watch.
If digital calendars are leaving you lacking, these WIRED-tested paper agendas and notebooks could change your life.
The agency signed agreements to not enforce parts of three federal court orders against auto dealers accused of discrimination—and didn’t notify judges or at least one of its coplaintiffs.
DeepSeek has announced price hikes for its V4 models.
Joi AI hired 10 people to masturbate using AI companions as part of a monthlong “wellness” study. The company claims the practice could help “solve male loneliness.”
Protect your Pixel 10a, Pixel 10, or Pixel 10 Pro XL with a tried-and-true phone case, screen protector, and Qi2 charger.
Can electrifying your workout offer a shortcut to a stronger, fitter you? I sweated in a skintight EMS suit for two months to find out.
Human-AI marriages are not currently recognized by US law. Some Republican state policymakers are drafting legislation to keep it that way.
From the multibrained octopus to the bitty brain organoid, we’re all just inference engines making flawed bets on the future. Here are the five insights your brain will need to survive.
My expert advice on what computer monitor to buy for your home office, ranging from budget-tier to fully featured.
One woman’s meth addiction was so bad, the only option left might have been brain surgery. Then a single session of noninvasive, focused ultrasound seemed to do what years of treatment could not.
Apple and Google still aren't done facing Epic Games in court.
President Trump has imposed tariffs up to 100 percent on drones that are "particularly sensitive" for national security.
Apple has recently sent out notifications, warning users that they'd been targeted by mercenary spyware attack.
The amorphous corporate mascot will no longer haunt Copilot Voice.
A St. Louis PBS station is suing a data center provider to rescue a 70-year archive.
Execs praised Night School's latest game, Unhinged, before pulling the rug.
The feature is rolling out as the company open-sources more of its ranking algorithm.
Hosting provider Namecheap is down after data center cooling failure.
US government to allow private companies to carry out cyberattacks on its behalf.
Entertainment
Tyler Duckworth was found dead in an overflowing bathtub after a neighbor noticed water coming from his North Dakota apartment ... TMZ has learned. Grand Forks PD tells TMZ ... officers responded to "The Challenge" star's home around 11:45 AM…
A Florida woman fatally shot her mother and two of her children before taking her own life after she got into a heated argument with her husband over porn found on his phone ... according to police. Plant City Police Chief Richard Mills held a…
Pinkchyu has another huge musician barking for her just like Drake did ... only this time, the dog imitation is going down in her DMs. The viral "goth baddie" tells TMZ ... a big-time musician sent her an audio recording of them barking like a dog…
Doechii the so-called "Swamp Princess" turns 28 today, and we're celebrating her big day by soaking you with her hottest pics, ever! Look back at denim selfies that snug every curve, and reflective swimwear that steals the spotlight! Forget…
Geno Auriemma isn't buying the latest culture-war freakout surrounding the WNBA! The legendary UConn women's basketball coach chopped it up with Babcock this week ... and the Hall of Famer chalked up the trans athlete debate as a manufactured…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Your couch is calling. National Relaxation Day is coming up and there's no better excuse to kick back and do absolutely nothing. Whether your idea of R&R involves…
Taylor Frankie Paul’s ex-husband, Tate Paul, filed a motion to unseal drug test results as part of their bitter custody battle, TMZ has learned. Tate, who shares kids Indy and Ocean with Taylor, filed court docs on Thursday with his…
Surrogate McKenna West is gearing up for a massive legal fight over the baby she carried ... with her attorney saying they're prepared to take the battle all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court. West's attorney, Lincoln Wilson, told the New York Post…
The Beverly Hills bourgeoisie got dinner and a free show when a fight broke out at one of their ritzy restaurants ... and it's all on video. Ya gotta see this brawl that went down at Steak 48 -- a popular restaurant in Bev Hills -- footage shows…
Matthew McConaughey learned fame has its perks ... but apparently Jennifer Lopez's fame has even better ones. The actor revealed on Thursday's episode of Josh Horowitz's "Happy Sad Confused" podcast that name-dropping J Lo once got him out of a…
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