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Chad Ochocinco said Deshaun Watson's leash is "very short" and predicts the Browns will make a move if Cleveland starts the 2026 NFL season 0-2.
Democratic Rep. Maxwell Frost clashed with Baby Boomers over student debt, housing prices, and whether the American dream still exists today.
Video shows stunned beachgoers as a Nissan Frontier drove onto Pacific Beach sand, ending a chaotic San Diego police chase involving felony evading.
Ketel Marte admitted his walkout was a personal decision, but video of him playing roulette at a casino while injured raised serious questions.
Joey Maguire said Texas Tech fans are tough enough to show up in the heat, taking a not-so-subtle shot at USC's sparse LA Coliseum attendance.
A North Carolina teen has been indicted for allegedly recording and spreading a deadly San Diego mosque attack livestream and manifesto.
Joey Maguire said Texas Tech fans are tough enough to show up in the heat, taking a not-so-subtle shot at USC's sparse LA Coliseum attendance.
Former LSU Tigers star Ben McDonald said he opposes ex-NFL players returning to college, but he understands why Lane Kiffin wants every edge to win.
Duane “Keffe D" Davis became the first person convicted in the rap icon’s 1996 drive-by shooting death after jurors deliberated for about three hours.
Nepal and China's death toll climbed to 903 as roughly 4,200 people remained unaccounted for following the devastating flood and debris flow.
Satire
PALO ALTO, CA — Local woman Brittany Robinson was kicked out of the local ladies lunch group after it became very apparent she had nothing bad to say about her husband.
The post Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run appeared first on The Onion.
A leaked memo revealed that U.S. diplomats are subverting efforts to limit global plastic production, doing so as worldwide plastic pollution grows to over 57 million tons annually. What do you think?
The post U.S. Lobbying Against Global Plastic Limits appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the clip showed the commander-in-chief spinning around in the East Room in the Executive Residence, wa
Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the past year as provisions kick in. What do you think?
The post SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13% appeared first on The Onion.
With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July.
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INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any woman who averages more than eight points per game should not be allowed to play in the WNBA.
WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a varie
LOS ANGELES—Responding to scrutiny concerning her tech billionaire father, artist Stella Lefty admitted in an interview Friday that nepotism may have played a role in helping her get Groupon+. “I had to set up the account myself, but yeah, I definitely have to recognize that not all aspiring art
Larry Ellison is the co-founder and executive chairman of Oracle, as well as the largest shareholder of the Paramount Skydance Corporation. The Onion sat down with the billionaire to discuss his ventures. The Onion : How did you get into the entertainment industry? Ellison: I remember going to t
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appear loved online. “Despite all the videos of Andrew supposedly sparring with his brother at the g
Sports
Everton are closing in on a move for Folarin Balogun after submitting a £35 million offer ($47.5m) for the AS Monaco forward, sources have told ESPN.
Aaron Donald's wife, Erica, was a key part of the offseason rumors swirling that Donald might return to the Los Angeles Rams.
Ketel Marte was back at the ballpark Monday and in the lineup for the Diamondbacks, two weeks after the three-time All-Star's unexpected no-show before a game in Boston left the team scrambling.
LSU coach Lane Kiffin said his players have endorsed the decision to pursue former NFL rookies, making him feel better about the whole thing.
The Cowboys named Sam Howell as the team's backup QB after waiving Joe Milton III on Monday to make room for free agent RB Emari Demercado.
UCLA fired athletic director Martin Jarmond on Monday, with chancellor Julio Frenk explaining in a letter to the UCLA community that the Bruins' athletic program "currently carries a significant financial deficit, and its current path is not sustainable."
USC addressed the widespread criticism over the sparse crowd Saturday at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, acknowledging "factors" that contributed to the low attendance.
Stefanos Tsitsipas was not surprised that Nick Kyrgios was suspended from tennis for drugs. "Pretty much expected, to be honest," Tsitsipas said. "I am surprised it came so late, though."
The Baltimore Orioles claimed veteran outfielder Luis Robert Jr. from the New York Mets on Monday, as they enter September in a battle for the final American League wild-card spot.
How will the deepest roster in the world make up for A'ja Wilson's absence? And what might be next for Kelsey Plum?
UCLA has fired athletic director Martin Jarmond after six years and is replacing him with former Los Angeles Lakers executive Tim Harris.
With week one just around the corner, the First Things First crew predicted how the season will unfold for the Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, and Washington Commanders.
The First Things First panel took a look at the AFC East, projecting how the standings will unfold for the Buffalo Bills, New England Patriots, New York Jets, and Miami Dolphins.
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A second-half goal from Bukayo Saka has given Arsenal a 1-0 win over Aston Villa in the Premier League.
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Lamine Yamal and Raphinha both scored a brace and English winger Anthony Gordon grabbed two assists as Barcelona beat Rayo Vallecano 5-2 to record its 21st consecutive home victory.
Folarin Balogun is nearing a return to the Premier League.
College football is here. See the odds to win the National Championship heading into Week 1.
What do people around the league make of the Browns' situation? Here's what we learned from our conversations.
Tech
Android can help you keep your phone safe from malicious apps, scam calls, invasions of privacy, and much more. You just need the right settings.
Starlink's extra router can be useful, but getting your main satellite dish positioned properly is more important.
It claims a laptop proves that a former employee accessed and used proprietary files for the AI company.
The GameCube had some things going for it, and it even has a cult following these days, but at its release, it was a flop.
It’s one of the best times of the year to buy a mattress, and our top tested picks are on sale.
The Slate Truck is affordable because you have to 'bring your own tech'.
The company's "deception continues to this day," the lawsuit says.
From the best Dyson vacuum to the best wireless earbuds we’ve tested, you can get some great gadgets on sale already ahead of Labor Day.
Modders often find purpose for old tech that's collecting dust, like adding an antiquated version of Windows onto a 25-year-old console with this process.
I wouldn’t call it cheap, but this monitor from Asus brings proper HDR-capable video editing to creators who couldn’t previously afford an OLED display.
Phil Schiller will remain an Apple Fellow and focus on "unspecified initiatives," according to Bloomberg.
Moving from Windows to macOS will have a bit of a learning curve.
The physical setup of a subwoofer can be the difference between bass that swallows you up and bass that seems to come from a specific spot.
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The former US representative was also fined more than $71,000 for allegedly attempting to manipulate the prediction market.
While Trump administration cuts have contributed to the epidemic of foodborne illnesses this summer, there are also deeper issues that make the American food supply chain susceptible to parasites and bacteria outbreaks.
Of the Glassdoor reviews from claims adjusters that mentioned AI, a staggering 98 percent were negative. “AI is just a tool,” one person tells WIRED. “It should never be given the keys.”
Keep your phone firmly in hand and add some personality with these comfortable, durable, and nifty smartphone grips.
A security researcher discovered nine vulnerabilities impacting ATM encryption and authentication software. But the problems extend far beyond your local cash machine.
After Donald Trump’s executive order demanding the name change, Google is the first major online map provider to flip the switch.
Entertainment
Rep. Max Miller isn't touching questions about his personal life amid his bitter custody battle with ex-wife Emily Moreno and public feud with her father, Sen. Bernie Moreno ... going silent when pressed about the family drama. We caught up with…
Rep. Randy Fine says he can't remember rifling through a voter's mailbox while campaigning in Florida ... and now he's even questioning whether the video showing him doing it is real -- despite his office previously confirming to TMZ it was him.…
A Las Vegas jury has found Duane "Keffe D" Davis guilty of murder in the first degree in the death of Tupac Shakur. The jury returned its verdict Monday, convicting Davis of murder with the use of a deadly weapon with the intent to promote, further…
Doja Cat admitted to abusing cocaine in the past, insisting she's "well past that" now. In a new TikTok she posted Monday, the rapper says she "struggled" with the drug about 8 years ago. Doja had also posted another video earlier in the day,…
Hayden Panettiere's boyfriend Brian Hickerson was seen barefoot and hunkered down under a restaurant table moments before his 2025 Los Angeles arrest ... and TMZ has obtained a photo from the bizarre scene. The pic was snapped August 2, 2025 inside…
Aaliyah’s family fight over music royalties has heated up … with the late singer's cousin -- who was blamed for her death by her uncle -- seeking a $20 million payout in their ongoing litigation ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs,…
Rick Springfield may be 77 ... but it turns out the 80s icon is just as ripped as ever! Rick hit the stage for a show at the Palms casino and resort in Las Vegas ... where he stripped off his shirt and played his hit "Jessie's Girl." It's…
Jenny Slatten's fans are showing up for her in a major way ... as her GoFundMe has officially crossed the 6 figure mark while the "90 Day Fiancé" star continues battling ALS. The fundraiser set up for Jenny and her husband, Sumit Singh, has now…
Bobby Brown knows better than most what it's like to watch the world mourn an iconic artist. TMZ caught up with the New Edition alum at LAX on Monday, where he told us how the world lost "another great one" when Dolly died last week. As you know,…
Rob and Michele Reiner's son, Jake Reiner, is a married man ... TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Jake tied the knot with Maria Gilfillan in a small ceremony at the beginning of August. The happy moment comes just days…
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