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Sen. Bernie Sanders slams 8 Democrats who voted with Republicans on continuing resolution, calling it a 'very bad vote' that hurts working families.
President Trump grants full pardons to Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, Sidney Powell and others accused of efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
Gordon Ramsay slams restaurants creating special Ozempic menus for weight loss drug users, calling the trend 'absolute bulls---' in explosive interview.
The Los Angeles Chargers pestered Aaron Rodgers and the Pittsburgh Steelers all night on their way to a 25-10 victory on "Sunday Night Football."
The government shutdown neared its end on Sunday as the Senate cleared the first series of votes, with final House approval and President Donald Trump's signature still required.
The FAA started reducing air traffic by 10% across 40 major airports Friday due to air traffic controller staffing shortages caused by the government shutdown.
Kelly Clarkson returned to her Las Vegas residency at Caesars Palace, facilitating a proposal and vow renewal during her first show following her ex-husband Brandon Blackstock's death.
Margaret Atwood told CBS' "60 Minutes" that she received more backlash from left-wing critics than conservatives over her dystopian novel "The Handmaid's Tale."
Philanthropist Miriam Adelson voiced support for Rep. Elise Stefanik’s New York gubernatorial bid during the Zionist Organization of America’s Justice Louis D. Brandeis Award Dinner.
NBA legend Lenny Wilkens, who was inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame as both player and coach, has passed away on Sunday at 88 years old.
Satire
GREENSBORO, NC — A local mother and father joined the crowd gathered for another round of musical recital performances on Saturday, as their son patiently awaited his turn to butcher "Für Elise."
Shopping for antiques can be a fun, sustainable, and stylish way to decorate your home. The Onion shares tips for antiquing. Save time by having a clear idea of what kind of old shit you’re looking for. Arrive in a van or truck large enough to fit 30+ paintings of pale children picking flowers
WASHINGTON—As fewer air traffic controllers show up for work amid a government shutdown that has halted their pay, the Federal Aviation Administration issued a recommendation Friday advising commercial pilots to “just go with their gut.” “You’ve done this plenty of times by now, so, you kn
CORVALLIS, OR—As he tried to avert his gaze from the stress-inducing pile of letters seeking money, local man Todd Fincher remarked Tuesday that the ransom notes on his coffee table were really beginning to pile up. “I’ve been procrastinating on these for months because I just don’t want to
LOS ANGELES—Preparing fans to jump back into the beloved world of Oz, Wicked: For Good director Jon M. Chu revealed this week that the upcoming movie would pick up right where the first branded tumbler left off. “Wicked part two is a seamless continuation of the original Target-exclusive stainle
CRAWFORD, TX—Lashing out at the overbearing former vice president seated motionless in a rocking chair by the attic window, a distraught George W. Bush shouted, “Shut up, Mother! Shut up!” at the skeleton of Dick Cheney dressed in a suit, sources confirmed Friday. “I’m not your little boy
More than 71 million Americans are enrolled in Medicaid for healthcare. The Onion dispels common myths surrounding the program’s new work requirements, which go into effect after next year’s midterm elections. MYTH: Most people on Medicaid already work. FACT: Whatever. MYTH: An 80-hour-per-mon
France announced that it will suspend Shein’s online marketplace after listings of sex dolls with child-like features emerged, coming as the brand opens its first brick-and-mortar store in Paris. What do you think?
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It’s Dad’s weekend. Try to make him feel like you want to be there. Reference #19887
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Hannah Pike, 27, died Monday after learning it was indeed that kind of cult.
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Tom Brady revealed that he and his family used non-invasive technology to create a clone of their beloved dog after the original pet passed away. What do you think?
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Sports
Preview Egypt vs England in the FIFA U-17 World Cup with TV info, start time, and key storylines ahead of kickoff.
Preview Switzerland vs Mexico in the FIFA U-17 World Cup with TV info, start time, and key storylines ahead of kickoff.
Lenny Wilkens, a smooth playmaker who was inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame as both a player and a coach, has died. He was 88.
Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted on a host of charges related to an alleged scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz is in custody.
Chargers wide receiver Keenan Allen became the franchise's all-time leader in receptions with 956 catches, passing Hall of Fame tight end Antonio Gates.
Lions coach Dan Campbell took over playcalling duties from first-year offensive coordinator John Morton this past week, and it ignited a dominant 44-22 victory over the Washington Commanders on Sunday.
"This was not my best performance," QB Aaron Rodgers said after the worst game of his Steelers career, which came in a 25-10 loss to the Chargers on "Sunday Night Football."
Rams receiver Davante Adams said he thinks quarterback Matthew Stafford's play has "looked like MVP play to me all year, to be honest."
DeMarcus Lawrence became the fourth player in NFL history with multiple fumble return touchdowns in the same game, doing so on near-identical plays Sunday against the Cardinals.
Week 10 of the NFL season brought its fair share of trolls once again, led by the New York Jets.
Giants rookie quarterback Jaxson Dart was ruled out in the fourth quarter against the Bears with a concussion.
Preview Zambia vs Brazil in the FIFA U-17 World Cup with TV info, start time, and key storylines ahead of kickoff.
Preview Korea Republic vs Ivory Coast in the FIFA U-17 World Cup with TV info, start time, and key storylines ahead of kickoff.
Check out the odds for each NFL Week 11 game, beginning with Jets-Patriots on Thursday.
Liverpool scored an equalizer against Man City. But why was it given offside for a player in front of the goalkeeper?
The Steelers put up a dud on Sunday night. Here are our takeaways from the Chargers' win.
Greg Auman highlights the best of the best on both sides of the ball from Sunday in NFL Week 10.
Catch up on the best celebrations from Week 10, including the Dolphins parading around their locker room in barrels and a special moment for Matthew Stafford.
The Bucs quarterback issued a stern message to his teammates following Sunday's home loss to New England.
Two Big Ten quarterbacks are leading the way as Heisman favorites. Here are the latest odds.
Tech
It can be tough to find a good gift for tech obsessives. Since they keep up with the latest releases, they probably already have the new high-profile gadgets out there. Luckily, Engadget staffers keep their eyes peeled all year long for the truly unique stuff. We travel to CES, attend product launch
The removal of Blued and Finka marks another setback for China’s marginalized LGBTQ+ community.
YouTube TV has notified subscribers that a $20 credit is heading their way in light of its ongoing standoff with Disney, which has resulted in numerous channels going dark on the platform, including ESPN, ABC News and Disney Channel. In an email to subscribers, the YouTube TV Team said subscribers s
Blue Origin has postponed the second flight of its New Glenn rocket, which was slated to send a pair of NASA spacecraft on the first step of their journey to Mars on Sunday afternoon. The heavy-lift launch vehicle was scheduled to take off from Cape Canaveral Space Force Station in Florida at 2:45PM
Apple's latest iterative update for iPhones brings a welcome change for those who aren't a fan of its Liquid Glass design overhaul. After user complaints that the Liquid Glass' translucent design was hard to read, Apple introduced a compromise in iOS 26's fourth beta that allowed for a more frosted
For about the price of a mid-range custom PC build, you could instead opt for a top-of-the-line gaming handheld called the OneXFly Apex. OneXPlayer launched its latest Indiegogo campaign for its upcoming handheld that starts at $1,399 and goes up to $2,299 for a fully kitted-out version. While most
Your iPhone may soon be able to do more than call for emergency help and send messages via satellite, according to the latest Power On newsletter. Bloomberg's Mark Gurman reported that Apple is planning to expand on satellite features available on iPhones.
Apple introduced the ability to send and re
Apple's AirPods 4 have dropped back down to a record low price in an early Black Friday deal on Amazon. If you aren't looking for active noise cancellation, the model without ANC is a steal at 30 percent off, bringing it down to just $90 from its usual price of $130. The ANC version is on sale too,
Budgeting can be a stressful, challenging and uncomfortable experience. While it's completely possible to do it on your own, we've become fans of a few great budgeting apps. Take our favorite budgeting app Quicken, which is having a 50 percent off sale for Black Friday.
The Quicken Simplifi app i
Black Friday has become the time to buy the hottest tech of the year. Whether you're shopping for yourself or stocking up on gifts for the holidays, Black Friday deals are sure to bring the best prices of the year to things like headphones, game consoles, robot vacuums, phone accessories and everyth
Craving carb-y comfort? We picked our favorite outdoor ovens for backyards, countertops, or camping.
November is here, which means gift giving season is right around the corner, as is Black Friday. The latter, though, may feel like it's already here thanks to all the deals you can already get right now. A few of the best ones are on Google devices, namely the latest Google flagship smartphones.
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Feeling the pull of a new clean machine? We’ll help you make sense of Dyson’s whirlwind vacuum lineup.
Adobe Firefly is a deceptively powerful AI playground to generate images, videos, and more. Here’s how to make the most of it.
Here’s how Amazon’s ebook readers stack up—and which one might be right for you.
Merino is one of the best fabrics you can wear. We explain the different blends, what “gsm” means, and how to care for your clothes.
The math behind even the simplest ocean waves is notoriously uncooperative. A team of Italian mathematicians has made major advances toward understanding it.
An experimental gene-editing therapy developed by Crispr Therapeutics is showing promise for treating heart disease.
Trump’s anti-climate agenda is making it more expensive to own a car, period.
The Witcher, Boots, and House of Guinness are just a few of the shows you need to watch on Netflix this month.
Entertainment
Beyoncé and Jay-Z did their best James Bond impression in order to sneak into Kris Jenner's 007-themed birthday ... 'cause photogs didn't get a single pic of them! Multiple sources with knowledge tell TMZ ... the pop star and her rapper husband…
President Donald Trump got a rough welcome at the Commanders stadium after flying in on Air Force One ... the crowd loudly booed him as soon as he popped up on the jumbotron. Trump became the first sitting POTUS in nearly half a century to attend a…
Lenny Wilkens -- a Hall of Fame basketball player and coach -- has died ... the NBA confirmed in a statement Sunday. Wilkens reportedly passed away while surrounded by loved ones ... though the family has not revealed a cause of death at this time.…
Orlando Bloom and Rachel Lynn Matthews have no chill ... the "Batwoman" star dressed up as Orlando's ex-fiancée, Katy Perry, in a recently shared Halloween pic. See for yourself ... Rachel donned a black wig and blue spacesuit in a costume…
Things are looking pretty icy in the Belichick family lately ... Bill's daughter-in-law, Jennifer Schmitt, appeared to steer clear of his girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, at Saturday's UNC college football game. While the 73-year-old head coach led his…
They say blondes have more fun ... can figure out who this platinum bombshell is? We caught this actress while she was stepping out in NYC, and she seemed pretty stoked to sign a few autographs for her adoring fans! And you already know her outfit…
Jimmy Kimmel's wife Molly McNearney may be in for one awkward Thanksgiving ... she revealed some of her familial relationships have been severely hurt after her husband's public battle with Donald Trump. Molly appeared Thursday on the "We Can Do…
Betty Harford, known for appearances on "Dynasty" and "The Paper Chase," has died. According to her friend Wendy Mitchell, who confirmed the news in a Facebook post, Harford passed away November 2 with her family at her side. Harford spent 9 years…
Legendary actress and Golden Globe winner Sally Kirkland has been hospitalized in Southern California ... TMZ has learned. Kirkland's rep, Michael Greene tells us ... she is in hospice at a hospital in Palm Springs after having dementia the last…
Travis Barker is putting us all to shame! Just days before turning 50, he ran a 5k and performed for a packed crowd all before lunch Sunday. TMZ obtained video of the drummer ran his personal best 19 minutes and 14 seconds before shutting down the…
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