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Nancy Guthrie, mother of "TODAY" host Savannah Guthrie, was allegedly abducted from her Tucson home as local crime concerns continue to mount across the area.
A Department of Homeland Security shutdown is looming after Senate Democrats rejected Republican funding proposals. Here are the employees who will be affected the most.
This week's news quiz covers border czar Tom Homan's Operation Metro Surge update in Minnesota and a pop star who joked she's "made of rubber" after falling on stage.
Queen Elizabeth II intervened when ex-Prince Andrew's dinner parties kept palace staff working until midnight, reveals former royal butler Paul Burrell.
Former BLM activist turned PragerU host Xaviaer DuRousseau advocates for mass incarceration of violent criminals, challenging progressive policies.
Trump's $12 billion "Project Vault" aims to break Chinese dominance in rare earth elements, creating America's first critical mineral stockpile for national security.
ICE announces arrests of convicted illegal immigrants, including murderers and drug traffickers from Vietnam, Honduras, Cuba and Mexico, in recent enforcement operations.
America faces a mounting fiscal crisis with debt at 120% of GDP as interest expenses now exceed defense spending, creating significant national economic risks.
Coronado's beloved "Sandcastle Man" vows to continue building elsewhere after hotel split while supporters rally behind Bill Pavlacka on social media.
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott called out the “hypocrisy" of Democrats advocating for states’ rights in Minnesota after he was lambasted for enforcing the border under the Biden administration.
Satire
The Winter Olympics have long labored in the shadows of the Summer Olympics, boring and under-loved. With just half the viewership of the Summer games, the Winter Olympics is in dire need of bold changes. Here are 9 easy fixes to instantly make it more entertaining:
MILAN — In a move designed to boost the level of interest from viewers and athletes alike, the 2026 Milano-Cortina Winter Olympics introduced an exciting new event in the Septuple Luge competition.
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VANCOUVER — Canadian reporterpersons announced that policepersons have confirmed the identify of the gunperson in Tumbler Ridge.
U.S. — With the horrific news breaking of yet another mass shooting at a school, the media has remained completely stumped as to anything recent mass shooters could have in common.
GILBERT, AZ — According to sources, a family of church visitors left services almost immediately on Sunday after finding out that pastor said "worsh" instead of "wash."
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local wife Rebecca Gadsen interrupted a story she was telling her husband to begin telling yet another unrelated story.
U.S. — Turning Point USA has announced that they will be hosting the "All-American Olympics" which will feature Kid Rock competing in every single Olympic sport.
Internal Department of Homeland Security documents revealed that less than 14% of the nearly 400,000 immigrants arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement last year had charges or convictions for violent criminal offenses. What do you think?
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The severely hungover pair woke up married Sunday morning after an alcohol-fueled six years of courtship and dating.
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CAMBRIDGE, MA—Claiming there simply wasn’t much else going on for the birds over the past several million years, a study published Tuesday by Harvard University ornithologists found that macaws evolved their vibrant coloration as a way to pass the time. “According to our research, macaws’ s
BOSTON—In a move hailed as a breakthrough for round-the-clock gambling, sports betting company DraftKings announced Tuesday that users would now be able to place wagers directly from within their dreams. “At DraftKings, we know the action never sleeps, and you should be able to wager however—
OWENSBORO, KY—Insisting that the Winter Olympic sport was “basically just lying there and letting gravity happen,” local man Michael Chou correctly declared Tuesday that he could totally compete in luge and it wouldn’t be that difficult. “Not to shit on these guys, but c’mon, if you can
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Sports
Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United are all monitoring Club Brugge midfielder Aleksandar Stankovic. Transfer Talk has the latest.
After the U.S. launched a military strike on Venezuela on Jan. 3, MLB teams worked quickly to get their Venezuelan players back to the U.S. ahead of spring training.
LeBron James broke the record held by Karl Malone in the Lakers' win over the Mavericks on Thursday night.
Ole Miss quarterback Trinidad Chambliss was granted an extra year of eligibility by a state court judge, who issued an injunction that paves the way for Chambliss to be eligible in 2026.
The NBA on Thursday night fined the Utah Jazz $500,000 and the Indiana Pacers $100,000 due to what the league called "management of their rosters for recent games."
The Patriots are opening their defensive coordinator position by moving Terrell Williams to a high-ranking role on coach Mike Vrabel's staff, a source confirmed.
President Donald Trump on Thursday pardoned former NFL players Joe Klecko, Nate Newton, Jamal Lewis, Travis Henry and the late Billy Cannon on Thursday.
Nikola Topic, who missed all of last season because of a knee injury and had not played this season after a cancer diagnosis, made his debut Thursday.
MLB teams will always have at least one challenge in extra innings as part of the league's new automated ball-strike challenge system for the 2026 season.
Which teams might take a quarterback? Could offensive linemen dominate the first round? Field Yates projects the top 32 picks of the 2026 NFL draft.
A look at all the paint schemes for the 2026 Daytona 500.
NASCAR Cup Series
Who's in and who's out when it comes to the Daytona 500? Well, that's a little complicated. Here's the breakdown of how the field is set.
NCAA scoring leader Mikayla Blakes had 34 points as No. 5 Vanderbilt beat No. 4 Texas by double digits on Thursday night.
Here are three players from our top 100 free agents list that we think the Steelers will land this offseason.
Here are two players from our top 100 free agents list that we think the Bills will land this offseason.
Barcelona were thumped 4-0 by Atletico Madrid in the first leg of their Copa del Rey semi final on Thursday.
Here are two players from our top 100 free agents list that we think the Chiefs will land this offseason.
Arsenal was held to a draw at Brentford, missing their chance at a lead on the Premier League table.
FOX Sports' Doug McIntyre projects who will make the final 26-player squad for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, and the starting 11 versus Paraguay.
Tech
Going one or two generations back in Samsung's Q990 soundbar series is the smartest way to get insane home theater sound.
There's a new AAA John Wick game coming with Keanu Reaves portraying the main character both in voice and likeness, Lionsgate and Saber Interactive announced. Currently untitled, it's in development for PS5, Xbox Series X and S, and PC, and will be a single-player third-person experience designed fo
These toppers will transform your mattress into exactly what you need, whether that’s a super-plush pillow top, memory foam, or targeted back support.
The right accessories can make your iPhone feel more capable and more personal. Whether you want to protect your phone, improve your photos or stay powered during a long day out, there are plenty of accessories that can make a real difference. MagSafe gear has opened the door for new chargers, stand
Marvel Tōkon: Fighting Souls was first announced last year as a tag fighting game feature superheroes including Captain America, Ms Marvel and Spider-Man, with a launch sometime in 2026. We expected more details to be revealed at Sony's State of Play yesterday and indeed they were. The game will ar
Death Stranding 2: On the Beach will be available on PC starting on March 19, Kojima Productions has announced at State of Play. The studio worked with Dutch video game developer Nixxes Software, which Sony acquired in 2021 to help bring PlayStation games to PCs. The sequel to the first Death Strand
At Sony's State of Play yesterday, developer Nomada Studio revealed a DLC prequel to its gorgeous and award-winning puzzle platformer Neva. Entitled simply Neva: Prologue, it tells the story of how Alba and her wolf companion Neva met, while introducing new gameplay mechanics, locales and challenges
Air fryers have gone from novelty appliances to everyday kitchen staples surprisingly fast. They’re quick to heat up, easy to use and well suited to everything from frozen snacks to roasted vegetables and simple desserts. For many people, they’ve replaced the oven for smaller meals, cutting down
Ring has canceled its partnership with Flock Safety, after receiving backlash for running a Super Bowl ad touting its Search Party feature. If you’ll recall, Ring revealed back in October 2025 that it was entering a partnership with the surveillance company, which would make it possible for law en
During its State of Play livestream on Thursday, Sony revealed the first PlayStation Plus Game Catalog addition for February and it's a doozy. Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 (PS5) will finally websling its way onto the Game Catalog on February 17.
Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 was released in October 2023, and I
Last year marked 20 years since God of War hit the PlayStation 2 and kicked off one of gaming biggest franchises. Now, at the tail end of that 20th anniversary celebration, Sony’s Santa Monica Studio has announced two new project. First, and most significantly, the original God of War trilogy from
Coming off the success of Slient Hill f, which moved the series’ psychological horror to the Japanese countryside, Konami, Annapurna Interactive and developer Screen Burn Interactive have chosen a foggy island as the setting for Silent Hill: Townfall.The first gameplay trailer for Townfall, introd
The Asus Zenbook S 16 was a favorite of ours last year, but the price was always too high. Now it has dropped to $1,000, and it’s a total steal.
In this episode of Uncanny Valley, our hosts dive into WIRED’s scoop about a secret Trump administration campaign extending right into your backyard.
Stuck in regulatory limbo, the self-driving-vehicle developer is encouraging residents of Washington, DC, to message public officials to help get its robotaxis onto roads.
From small publishers to US federal agencies, websites are reporting unusual spikes in automated traffic linked to IP addresses in Lanzhou, China.
In an interview with WIRED, Greg Brockman says his political donations support OpenAI's mission—even if some employees at the company disagree.
Best Buy continues to sell the TCL QM6K for a staggering discount.
While publicly supporting protesters in Iran, Elon Musk’s X appears to have been selling premium accounts to regime officials. Check marks were removed from certain accounts after a WIRED inquiry.
How many ports do you need? What does 4K UHD even mean? What's RGB LED? Here’s everything you need to know.
Entertainment
Representative Jake Auchincloss says politicians need to ditch their phones and get in touch with nature ... telling us most are nice IRL -- but they can get real nasty online. We caught up with the the Democratic Congressman from Massachusetts on…
Welsh actor Rhys Ifans was in his early 30s when he played Spike -- the socially awkward flatmate, championing for his roommate to confess his love to an A-list actress -- in the 1999 rom-com classic "Notting Hill." Rhys was amongst Hollywood's…
Travis Kelce’s NFL future is hanging in the balance … and Mama Kelce says the final call belongs to him! Donna Kelce tells TMZ Sports she’s giving her superstar son total freedom as he weighs his options of returning to the Kansas City…
Pink or red -- either way, these ladies are turning up the heat and making it extremely hard to choose ... Check out these BAD 'N BOLD bods in eye-catching fits, and vote: Who'd You Rather?!
Valentine’s Day is creeping up ... and while couples are busy emptying their wallets, Lou Young is waving a financial red flag. We caught up with Lou at Druski’s "Coulda Been Love" Season 2 event Wednesday, and he told TMZ straight up -- fellas…
Andy Cohen is reacting to the Jill Zarin firing ... and he says he knew it was bad when a fabrics company with a family connection to Jill came out hard against her on social media. The Bravo host addressed Jill's recent firing from the E! reunion…
Allison Holker is sharing a major life update ... announcing her engagement to Adam Edmunds. The 'DWTS' alum took to social media Thursday to announce Adam had popped the question less than two years into their relationship. Allison posted a bunch…
Too $hort is blowing the whistle on rappers joining political movements ... he says hip hop should limit politics to the ballot box. We got the Oakland OG at Chanel West Coast's single release party at Andys in West Hollywood, and our photog asked…
Before this curly-cutie was gliding down the ice and winning Olympic medals, he was just rockin' his Robin costume and posing for the cameras ... and owning the ice like Batman! Can you find the hidden word below? It's Bubble Pop time! After…
The FBI has a better idea of what the suspect in Nancy Guthrie's disappearance might look like ... and, they've increased the reward to aid in their efforts. The federal agency posted a statement mere minutes ago ... announcing the reward for…
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