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President Donald Trump says Chinese President Xi Jinping pledged not to supply Iran with military equipment, calling it a major win from the bilateral summit.
Cedric Alexander ends Leon Slater's historic X Division Championship reign, and Fabian Aichner emerges as a new challenger on TNA "Impact" Thursday.
Paul Finebaum says LSU coach Lane Kiffin's racial diversity criticism of Ole Miss was motivated by bitterness over missing out on the College Football Playoff.
President Donald Trump turns Xi Jinping's apparent swipe at Western decline into an attack on Biden, saying the U.S. "suffered immeasurably" under the prior administration.
The Indianapolis Colts released their 2026 NFL schedule in a brilliant "Simpsons"-themed video featuring iconic clips and hilarious NFL easter eggs.
The NBA says no foul occurred in the Cavaliers-Pistons Game 5 final seconds, but video and analysts suggest Jarrett Allen tripped Ausar Thompson.
A source says the U.S. is moving to indict former Cuban president Raúl Castro, 94, the younger brother of longtime leader Fidel Castro.
California's transgender athlete debate intensifies as AB Hernandez dominates girls' events at CIF Southern Section Division 3 preliminaries.
The Chargers' NFL schedule release video references the Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini situation ahead of their Week 12 matchup against the Patriots.
Cardinal Timothy Dolan celebrates 50th anniversary of his priestly ordination with a special Mass at St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City.
Satire
LONDON — Prime Minister Keir Starmer, amidst calls for his immediate resignation, sheepishly admitted to having no idea how to pronounce his own name.
President Trump, when asked whether the economic hardships felt by Americans would motivate him to reach a deal with Iran, claimed “not even a little bit,” insisting his only concern was preventing the Middle East nation from procuring a nuclear weapon. What do you think?
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Disturbing reports out of the San Francisco County Detention Center revealed that inmates were using their iPad access to watch the San Francisco Giants.
The post Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl appeared first on The Onion.
TEMPE, AZ — After taking a look under the hood of the Barton family's Dodge Caravan, local mechanic Terry Ricks admitted that he has absolutely no clue how the van was still functioning.
HOUSTON, TX — Local conservative Brady Jones admitted to friends this week that he was just too tired of political drama to have an opinion about whatever is going on with Kentucky Representative Thomas Massie.
Off Campus, a TV adaptation of the bestselling hockey romance book series, is now streaming. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the show. Q: What is it about? A: An “opposites attract” relationship between two college students who are different kinds of hot. Q: Where is it set?
TOPEKA, KS — Local hero Greg Miller was praised this week for his keen observation skills after courageously informing his wife, Sarah, that she looked "tired."
BEIJING — President Donald Trump's meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping was going swimmingly until Trump made a crucial (but common) error: gifting Xi a large jar of honey from the White House beehive.
FORT WAYNE, IN—Upon realizing his most meaningful social interactions now took place among people he had never actually encountered in the flesh, local man Andrew Riley confided to reporters Wednesday that he was horrified to find himself seeking community online. Riley, a 33-year-old account mana
Thanks to his swift rise from first-term Ohio senator to next-in-line for the presidency, JD Vance is thought by many to represent the vanguard of the Republican Party. The Onion sat down with the vice president to discuss his views on faith, the Trump administration’s goals, and his future ambiti
UKIAH, CA—Calling the blatant display of favoritism unfair to both his child and the other players on the field, local father David McKenzie reportedly stormed over to the sidelines of an ongoing youth soccer game Saturday afternoon to demand that the coach play his unathletic son less. “Josh ha
Tara Knox and Sean Blackwell: The civil union brings Blackwell’s lifetime dating record to 3-14-1.
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NEW YORK—In an effort to focus on the incredible array of bathing suits featured in its pages, Sports Illustrated announced Wednesday that it would be removing all the distracting models from the magazine’s swimsuit edition. “It has come to our attention that the buxom women we usually feature
The State Department has begun revoking passports of parents who owe a significant amount in unpaid child support, beginning with those owing $100,000 or more. What do you think?
The post U.S. Revokes Passports Of Parents Who Owe Child Support appeared first on The Onion.
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Kylian Mbappé said Thursday Álvaro Arbeloa told him he was Real Madrid's "fourth-choice forward" after being benched and then whistled by fans.
From memes to mini movies, all 32 teams brought their A-games with clever schedule reveal posts.
In a rematch of Super Bowl LX, the Seahawks will welcome the Patriots to Lumen Field for the 2026 NFL season opener, one of 272 games officially announced throughout the league Thursday night.
Scottie Scheffler carded a 67 and is tied with six other players -- the biggest logjam in 57 years after the first round of a major -- at the PGA Championship.
Jon Rahm apologized for hitting a volunteer in the face and shoulder with a divot after he took a swing in frustration during the first round of the PGA Championship on Thursday.
The Sabres face a 3-2 series deficit and goaltending questions in their second-round Eastern Conference playoff series against Montreal following an ugly 6-3 loss in Game 5 on Thursday.
Deion Sanders said that his son Shedeur "matured spiritually" after enduring criticism and what he called untruthful reporting during his predraft process and rookie season with the Browns.
Warriors assistants Terry Stotts and Jerry Stackhouse are departing the franchise, league sources told ESPN.
The NBA said Thursday that officials were correct in not calling a foul on Jarrett Allen in the closing seconds of regulation of Game 5 between the Cavaliers and Pistons on Wednesday night.
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With nearly two full rounds in the books, here are the top takeaways that will influence the rest of the playoffs.
Tech
A federal jury is now deciding whether Elon Musk will win his lawsuit against OpenAI and Sam Altman—but the trial has made everyone look bad.
It's a tough day to work at Microsoft PR.
Other new inductees include Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' and Taylor Swift's '1989.'
The 2026 model adds the Intel Core Ultra 9 290HX Plus processor.
There are no confirmed cases in the US, but 41 people who were potentially exposed to the Andes virus are in quarantine or being monitored for symptoms.
The $800 smart glasses could soon be a lot more useful.
Meta employees in the US and UK are organizing against corporate software that tracks workers’ keystrokes and mouse activity.
It's still making a new game set in Middle-earth, though.
It’s one of the best times of the year to buy a mattress, and deals on our favorite models have already started.
The integration allows you to keep tabs on your coding projects on the go.
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The Tourer model features a fold-out mattress, removable window blinds and more.
The distinction between various flavors of HDMI can get a bit technical.
Today on Uncanny Valley, we discuss how Donald Trump’s visit to China could influence conversations between world leaders at a moment when the economic and foreign policy stakes couldn’t be higher.
Lots of our most-recommended headphones, power banks, and other gadgets are on sale for Memorial Day.
It reportedly uses Wi-Fi to directly connect to the Xbox Cloud Gaming service, for lower latency.
Watch fans spent a week falling in love with colorful Royal Oak wristwatches that didn’t exist—then the real thing arrived. Now, fantasy is becoming a manufacturing opportunity.
The InstaFarm makes growing your own microgreens practical at home.
The first generation to truly grow up online, Generation Z and their cohort live in a social media ecosystem that blends facts and feelings. It’s significantly shifting how they understand what’s true.
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Entertainment
Kodak Black is back behind bars in Florida ... TMZ has learned the rapper surrendered on charges of fleeing/eluding law enforcement and resisting an officer without violence. According to Broward County jail records, seen by TMZ, Kodak was booked…
A mother in Arkansas led police on a high-speed chase with her child in the car ... she crashed and the vehicle rolled over, but they both escaped unharmed ... and it's all on video. Footage shows the police pursuit earlier this month in Joiner,…
Kouri Richins, the Utah mother and children's book author convicted of killing her husband with a poisoned cocktail, had some chilling advice for their three children before being sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. In a…
"The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" is going back into production, but some cast members -- those with penises -- might not be returning ... and there are dueling narratives as to why. Production sources tell TMZ ... some of the men have banded…
Spencer Pratt is using Khloé Kardashian to bash Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass ... editing an old clip from KK's reality show to call his political opponent a liar. In a new attack ad for his mayoral campaign, Spencer turns to "Keeping Up With The…
Kanye West has gone from "death con 3" when it comes to Jewish people to striking a deal with an Israeli businessman to put on a concert ... oh, how the times have changed! The rapper has officially partnered with Guy Beser and Blue Stone…
Ryan Lochte is clapping back at people commenting on his unrecognizable appearance ... saying they're comparing him to how he looked in the 2012 Olympics. ICYMI, Ryan had posted a video earlier this week announcing that we was going to start…
The White House is going full TikTok troll mode again, this time using a Tate McRae track to hype up its border wall push ... while taking a not-so-subtle shot at China in the process. In a new video posted to the administration’s official TikTok…
Eric Swalwell and his wife Brittany Watts are reportedly living separately in the fallout from the sexual misconduct allegations that derailed the former congressman's political career. Sources close to the couple told PEOPLE ... Brittany was…
Congrats are in order for Lainey Wilson and Devlin Hodges -- because the couple just made it official! The country singer shared a stunning batch of IG photos Thursday from their wedding ceremony in Ruskin Cave, Tennessee ... and yeah, the whole…
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