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• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow
• Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson
• Watch moment WSJ journalist appears in Russian court
The Department of Education's proposed gainful employment rule could eliminate federal aid for beauty schools, threatening a $100 billion industry.
RAKIA analysts tracked Iran's crypto movements in real time as the foreign hackers used stolen credentials to breach Stryker and FBI Director Kash Patel's accounts.
Sen. Bernie Sanders and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez claim the rich don't pay their fair share, but IRS data tells a very different tax story.
FBI Director Kash Patel details how artificial intelligence modernization has transformed the bureau's crime-fighting and homeland security capabilities.
A Pennsylvania man allegedly set a home on fire after allegedly being rejected by a woman, killing an Army veteran and injuring two others, according to police.
The Trump administration is reportedly using federal regulatory power to pressure media outlets like ABC, CNN and others over critical news coverage.
The remains of a U.S. soldier were recovered in Morocco's Atlantic waters after he fell off a cliff during a hike, as the search remains for a second missing soldier.
Israeli PM Netanyahu claimed on "60 Minutes" that the decline in U.S. support for Israel largely correlates with the rise of social media manipulation.
The Pacers' risky Ivica Zubac trade backfired as their top-four protected pick falls to No. 5 in the 2026 NBA Draft Lottery, going to the Clippers.
A massive 11,000-carat ruby discovered in Burma is being hailed as the second-largest ever found in the conflict-ridden country, according to state media.
Satire
KANSAS CITY, MO—Shuffling quietly near the third-base line as security officials scrambled to piece together a response, a frail uniformed World War II veteran standing on the field at Kauffman Stadium was not part of any planned ceremony, a spokesperson for the Kansas City Royals confirmed Tuesda
A purported suicide note found by Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate after his first suicide attempt in 2019 was released to the public, though the handwritten letter has not been authenticated. What do you think?
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LOS ANGELES—Howling in terror upon observing the Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy in all of His uncovered glory, TikTok creator Alex Morris reportedly screamed Friday after barging in on a bathing Xenu during a speedrun of a Church of Scientology building. “Jesus fucking Christ—what the hell is tha
A study found that birds residing in cities consistently allowed men to approach almost a meter closer before flying away on average than women, with researchers unsure how they are able to determine sex or a reason for their behavior. What do you think?
The post Study: City Birds More Afraid Of Wom
THE HEAVENS—In an effort to make the universe a more modern and efficient place, the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, confirmed Wednesday that He would be discontinuing the pebble. “Starting in the year of our Me 2026, I will be ceasing creation of the pebble so that I can turn My focus to
SADDLE RIVER, NJ—Saying “Down, down!” in an assertive voice and repeatedly spraying her with water, local man Justin Landry emphasized to reporters Thursday that his surrogate was not allowed on the furniture. “I feel bad, but this couch is expensive, and I don’t exactly know where she’s
The post Taylor Swift Fires Fixer Who Forgot To Kill Justin Baldoni appeared first on The Onion.
TAMPA, FL—Acknowledging that the organization’s famously clean-cut grooming standards had grown increasingly out of place in a league that has otherwise evolved to embrace personality and style, New York Yankees managing general partner Hal Steinbrenner announced Thursday that the team had amend
The family of Teresa Cox, 81, will hold a burial service for her this Saturday and then exhume the body a week later for an encore.
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Sports
Liverpool are showing interest in AS Monaco forward Maghnes Akliouche. Transfer Talk has the latest.
With an impressive late-race charge, Shane van Gisbergen remained NASCAR's king of the road courses Sunday at Watkins Glen International.
The Wizards, Jazz and Grizzlies have the top picks in the 2026 NBA draft. Here's Jeremy Woo's updated mock.
The 14 lottery teams finally know where they'll pick in Round 1. We answered questions for each spot.
Here's what we've learned -- and what's next for each series.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
The couple also revealed they will be launching I Am Fertility, a nonprofit "dedicated to supporting women navigating fertility and IVF journeys."
Droves of Knicks fans took over Xfinity Mobile Arena yet again Sunday, watching their team sweep its way into the NBA's final four with a resounding, record-setting 144-114 win over the 76ers on Sunday.
Spurs star Victor Wembanyama experienced his first career ejection Sunday in Game 4 of the Western Conference semifinals after throwing an elbow at the jaw of Timberwolves forward Naz Reid early in the second quarter.
The Washington Wizards have won the 2026 NBA draft lottery and will have the No. 1 pick in next month's draft.
Anthony Edwards rallied the Timberwolves with 16 of his 36 points in the fourth quarter to help even the series with a Spurs team missing Victor Wembanyama.
Our experts ranked the best players competing in the 2026 FIFA World Cup this summer.
Notable news, notes and buzz from MLB's 2026 season.
Here are the latest whispers and trade rumors currently shaping the 2026 MLB Trade Deadline.
Here are the full 2026 UFL schedules and results for all eight teams.
Here are the results from Week 7 of the 2026 UFL season.
Shane van Gisbergen's incredible rally at Watkins Glen proved that he's in a league of his own when it comes to road courses.
Christian Pulisic has missed AC Milan’s Serie A match against Atalanta due to a lower back injury.
Northwestern lands commitment from QB RJ Day, son of Ohio State’s Ryan Day
Barcelona midfielder Fermín López has provided a reassuring update on Lamine Yamal's fitness as the teenage sensation races against time to be ready for the 2026 World Cup.
Tech
Running a software upgrade on a fridge feels strange, but these are the times we live in.
Clinicians will be able to see users' health data.
General Motors collected driving data through OnStar and sold it to data brokers.
The singer accused the tech giant of illegally using her likeness to sell TVs.
Bloomberg's Mark Gurman said Apple could introduce Organize Tabs feature with the next major software update.
The changes are meant to improve legibility issues with lists and text-heavy areas.
Subnautica 2 will be available in Early Access on May 14.
Contact-tracing apps were widely deployed during the Covid pandemic. They aren’t as helpful during smaller outbreaks.
One of the country’s busiest airspaces has a new kind of flying machine—maybe temporarily.
Your cell phone can handle basic language translation, but bespoke tools can offer a much more immersive experience.
The hotel staffer who calls you with an urgent request for payment isn’t necessarily who they say they are.
The space agency is planning to put astronauts on the moon in 2028.
The startup has expanded to more than 230 cities across the world, but has yet to become profitable.
The German automaker said it would refocus on its "core business."
Can’t hear what they’re saying? Now you can turn on the subtitles for real-life conversations.
Plus: Meta officially kills encrypted Instagram DMs, the Trump administration targets “violent left wing extremists,” leaked documents reveal Russia's school for elite hackers, and more.
The cars that debuted at the Beijing Auto Show demonstrate that the Chinese market is now at the forefront of electrification and intelligence. These are the 19 most intriguing models we saw.
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Entertainment
Sam Asghari is turning up the temperature and using his platform for something bigger than thirst traps ... and the internet is already sweating! The actor and fitness stud just teamed up with MISTR, the nation's largest provider of free online…
Flavor Flav tells TMZ Sports the "She Got Game" weekend will be so epic, the U.S. Women's Olympic Hockey team will leave Las Vegas with keys to the city!! We caught up with the rap legend at LAX this week ... and he said the July extravaganza…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. Sabrina Carpenter stans have a lot to celebrate today ... because it's the pop princess' birthday! Whether you want to honor the iconic artist by playing her hits,…
Before this cool kid from Seattle, Washington turned into an actor, he was just smising for the camera and playing the bassoon and clarinet in the school band ... You probably best know him from "The Office" -- making TV viewers laugh hysterically…
The "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives OC" cast is already making waves ... and they were anything but reserved at Bobbi Althoff’s comedy event in Los Angeles on Saturday night. In video obtained by TMZ, Hulu’s newest reality star -- Bobbi Althoff…
A-listers gathered on Sunday to roast the crap out of Kevin Hart ... but the comedian wanted to get things started by taking a few shots of his own. He took the stage at the Kia Forum in L.A. to say he was going to be a good sport while he gets…
Multiple dead bodies have been found in a boxcar train in Laredo, Texas ... TMZ has confirmed. Laredo PD PIO tells TMZ … "We received call around 3:30pm today indicating possible deceased individuals in a cargo box." LPD spokesman continues to…
Bethenny Frankel is officially going public with her new relationship ... and packing on the PDA in the process! The former reality star hard launched her new boyfriend, Shane L. Campbell, on Saturday ... sharing a sweet snap of them locking lips.…
Nick Cannon and DDG fired some insane shots at each other during their 'Wild 'N Out' battle in L.A. Saturday night. The free-styling duo faced off in front of a live audience at The United Theater on Broadway as part of Netflix is a Joke Fest ...…
Stars, they're just like us ... celebrating their moms and showing them a whole lotta love on Mother's Day! From ultimate momager Kris Jenner to model mama Gisele Bündchen ... the celeb moms are definitely getting their flowers today. Check out…
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