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JD Vance says he believes Trump would endorse him for the 2028 presidential election but admits he hasn't actually discussed a potential run.
Deebo Samuel hosted a TikTok livestream e-dating session as a wingman during a couple's virtual first date while nursing his hamstring injury.
The NFL closed its review of how the Philadelphia Eagles handled Jalen Hurts' blood clot situation ahead of the London Jaguars game.
A tourist described Paris as a war zone as the U.S. Embassy urged Americans in France to avoid protest areas. Curfews have hit Paris, with train closures and flight delays possible.
Tampa Bay Rays star Freddy Peralta joined Hall of Famers Bob Gibson and Walter Johnson with a feat seen just twice since 1913 as the ALCS MVP eyes a World Series.
Videos show police forced to retreat as rioters overwhelm officers in Paris and Milan, prompting France and Italy to announce military deployments.
Popular grocery store Trader Joe's is adding 30 new stores across 16 states, with Illinois leading the expansion at four planned locations on the "coming soon" list.
A dedicated VPN IP address may reduce frustrating CAPTCHAs and bank login security checks by giving websites a consistent connection to recognize.
Turning Point USA and Students for Life of America launched the "Feminists Lied: Prove Me Wrong" tour, continuing Charlie Kirk's legacy on campuses.
Dr. Mehmet Oz personally confronted staff at two Queens senior care centers over suspicious Medicaid billing, wheelchair charges and attendance records.
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KANSAS CITY, MO — Staff and onlookers broke out into rapturous applause after local hero Tom Kelson survived watching his wife undergo a C-section.
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a statement to Congress regarding former NBA players who have applied for the WNBA draft, the Women's National Basketball Association has clarified that it defines a woman as an "adult human lesbian."
RENO, NV — Local college student Ethan Connor experienced a major dating setback Tuesday after the girl he had been secretly pining over for eight months referred to him as her "brother in Christ."
FRANCE — French shop owners across the nation have begun hanging hams over their doorposts so the hordes of rioters will pass by their shops and leave their property unscathed.
NEW YORK—Frantically fluffing pillows and folding blankets in preparation for unannounced visitors, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was spotted tidying up her apartment this week in case federal agents stopped by for a raid. “You never know when you’re going to have sudden company come breaking
The post Is Pete Hegseth’s Bold Pledge To ‘Kill Everyone’ By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream? appeared first on The Onion.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar vehemently denied any wrongdoing amid ongoing allegations she committed immigration fraud, saying she only married her brother for love.
ATLANTA — Officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced today that they are confident this year's flu shot will be highly effective against last year's strain of flu.
The post LeBron James Squeezes Eyes Shut To Avoid Catching Glimpse Of Philadelphia During Commute appeared first on The Onion.
HILL OF TARA, IRELAND—Visibly beaming as he took in the crisp weather and mist-swathed heath on his way to the stone circle, local druid Fográith of the Mountains announced Friday that he was really loving this cloak weather. “Oh man, there’s nothing better than when you feel that first nip
LOS ANGELES—Noting that one’s own life often provided the best material, Whalefall novelist and screenwriter Daniel Kraus revealed Tuesday that the story was inspired by the time he ate a scuba diver. “My best writing usually comes from a personal place, and Whalefall is no different,” said
CHICAGO, IL — Just 900 people were injured during the latest "No Kings" protest — a record low for the Chicago area — proving the protest technically qualified as peaceful.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his wife Cheryl Hines were reportedly stocking up on mason jars of beef tallow to pass out to delighted trick-or-treaters on Halloween.
KENSETT, AR — Instead of the normal peace that comes following church attendance, Ben and Joan Witwell reportedly became stressed on Sunday when, after sitting through an inspiring sermon on the book of Hosea, they were forced to explain to their children what "whoredom" was.
Halloween is more than just a great opportunity to score Snickers bars from your kids' baskets. It's also the chance to deck out your lawn in a way that strikes terror into the hearts of any liberal who walks by!
WASHINGTON—Touting the enormous impact his trade policy has had on the economy, President Donald Trump boasted in a speech Monday that the tariffs he had imposed on goods from other countries had proven highly successful at making things more expensive. “Thanks to my tariffs, the cost of buying
The post ‘I’ll Need A Gift Receipt,’ Lies Man Buying $270 ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Lego Set appeared first on The Onion.
President Trump has made repeated claims of widespread voter fraud as a justification for changes to electoral and election monitoring systems. The Onion looks at key figures behind Trump’s assertions of election rigging. 22 States where voter fraud is still the preferred method of voting 84.2 Dec
WASHINGTON—Tearing into the sacred plant in a brief but devastating poem, a reportedly livid President Donald Trump slammed the beauty of the lotus flower Monday in a scathing Truth Social haiku. “PATHETIC FLOWER,” the president wrote in an all-caps Japanese stanza in which he attacked the blo
As it investigates a suspicious substance found in letters sent to congressional and election offices around the country, the FBI is urging recipients to exercise caution due to the potentially hazardous nature of the powdery material. What do you think?
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Sports
How does every team stack up heading into Week 7? We made our 1-32 list and picked the biggest offensive problem for every team.
Get ready for Week 7 with takes on the Colts' decision-makers, Caleb Williams' MVP case and more.
Spurs or Thunder in West? Are the Knicks destined for the Finals? And who will take home the MVP?
It's only fitting that LeBron opens his final chapter inside "The World's Most Famous Arena."
They might not have been instant stars in the WNBA, but these six players are having a huge impact on the Finals.
Let's break down the odds boards for the CFP and Heisman races after a chaotic Week 7.
Every NFL team's win total, as well as odds to win the division, the conference and Super Bowl LXI.
Sean dives into the defensemen trends to find warning signs for hot starters, and what managers should do.
AJ Dybantsa, the No. 1 pick in the NBA draft, will miss the Wizards' season opener Wednesday because of an ankle injury.
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Brewers manager Pat Murphy revealed "the most gratifying part" of their NLCS sweep of the Dodgers and detailed how his team is wired.
Two Brewers top the board, with the Rays' star hitter in hot pursuit. See the early World Series MVP odds.
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Auburn standout linebacker Xavier Atkins is no longer with the program.
There will be a first-time champion in 2026, with Milwaukee and Tampa Bay set to face off in the World Series.
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In Week 7, the former No. 1 and No. 2 teams both went down. Find out how Chris "The Bear" Fallica has shuffled the deck in his latest CFB rankings.
C.J. Stroud looks better than he has in years. Jordan Love looks underrated still. Bo Nix looks lost. Here are Henry McKenna's latest QB rankings.
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Tech
The company is facing hundreds of lawsuits over its record on safety.
The original Steam Deck has been around for a while, but unless you only play the heaviest games, it should be great for some time more.
Coming soon to the X/S and Ally devices.
Your Apple Watch doesn't need frequent restarts like a computer, but you might still want to shut down when something's off.
TikTok and other sites were told to curb protest footage and AI-altered images, while online retailers like Vinted and eBay reportedly signed an agreement stop looted goods from flooding resale sites.
The company said it removed 50 million such tracks from recommendations, but hasn't necessarily wiped them entirely.
Let's be honest, TSA bins are just gross.
If you have both the time and money, building a keyboard can be a fun hobby.
I’m obsessed with sleep data, but I don’t love wearing a smartwatch to bed. Can the Hatch Sleep Clock give me the best of both worlds at an affordable price?
Your iPhone will slow down over time, but some changes can help it run at its best for longer.
A Mac with at least 36GB of RAM can now run Perplexity AI workflows locally.
Alternative GPS apps for CarPlay can provide better routing, real-time alerts, weather condition info and much more.
Hysteria over the agent's appearance in a 7,500-person group reveals that internet experts have outdated notions of privacy.
The Sony ULT Tower 7 is one of our top party speaker picks and is at its lowest-ever price. Grab this or one of its sibling models before your next fete.
To understand how Elon’s new car hops, glides, and sticks upside down, we need to talk about friction and force.
Game director Naoki Hamaguchi talks about scale and expectations for one of gaming’s most ambitious remakes.
Mary Anne Franks has spent years fighting against online abuse. When people are abused with impunity, she says, the message becomes “We do not care about women’s voices.”
Sleep healthier this winter with an organic mattress—now on heavy discount through November 2.
The internet told them Europe was a social paradise. Turns out the trains are awful, the health care isn’t free, and people can be really mean.
By sticking to in-store menu prices and a flat 5 percent fee, Olo wants to take the sting out of ordering dinner.
Entertainment
Six Flags is literally falling apart these days ... a metal bracket fell right off a roller coaster at its amusement park in Ohio. Cedar Point's Millennium Force roller coaster was shut down on Friday after the bracket reportedly came off one of…
The woman who drove her pickup truck onto a youth soccer field in Kansas, leaving two people dead and 10 others injured, spent hours with police after the deadly incident ... giving them a recorded statement and answering questions before walking…
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is looking less like a WWE legend and more like a guy who feeds pigeons in the park ... and it's all for his latest movie. The Hollywood heavyweight was spotted filming "Lizard Music" in New York City ... looking…
Dylan Sprouse just dropped one hell of a family secret ... revealing he and his twin brother Cole Sprouse are actually "children of incest." The former Disney star made the jaw-dropping admission on Tuesday's episode of the "Wildmen" podcast ...…
Tatyana Ali looks like she's quietly letting her fans know where she stands on the 'Fresh Prince' reference that got Val Chmerkovskiy suspended from "Dancing with the Stars." Here's the deal ... Tatyana -- who's competing on 'DWTS' this season --…
Seems like there won't be a Conner family reunion on Roseanne Barr's new show ... because John Goodman turned down an appearance. Roseanne's returning to TV -- after getting fired over racist social media posts -- with her new show "Meemaw" ... but…
Halle Berry seems happy heading into court ... though she had nothing to say to the people eagerly awaiting her arrival. The actress was spotted in L.A. on Tuesday walking into a courthouse in downtown ... flashing a smile for the cameras and…
Reality star Kash's mom is pointing the finger at the woman who has reality star attacked her daughter before Kash's fatal shooting ... telling TMZ she believes that woman should be behind bars for allegedly setting the deadly events in motion.…
Former NBA standout Al Harrington says "shut up and dribble" belongs in the past ... and he's got a pretty good reason for getting involved in politics these days. Charlie has boots on the ground in Texas, and he caught up with Harrington at…
Kylie Jenner fans may have loved her appearance on the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show runway ... but model Adrianne Curry says she thought it was a disgrace. The "America's Next Top Model" winner ripped into the popular brand during a live stream…
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