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Lane Kiffin's LSU Tigers held off adding former Ole Miss players to the roster Friday as the SEC's federal lawsuit and punishment threats intensified.
USC Trojans faced more scrutiny over sparse LA Coliseum crowds against Fresno State, but the stadium filled out by the second quarter on Friday.
Venus and Serena Williams returned to Arthur Ashe Stadium for a thrilling three-set US Open doubles match that kept fans on the edge of their seats.
Cockroach milk, kissing evolution and the underwear soil test were among the unusual real studies honored at the Ig Nobel ceremony in Zurich.
The Justice Department's antitrust division was directed to pause all cooperation with Canada amid the escalating U.S.-Canada trade war, according to a report.
TCU Athletics restored press credentials to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram days after pulling them over a report about Jacob Fields' dismissal.
Video from Ceuta shows migrants pulling a dolphin calf from the water and striking it with a stick as outraged residents tried to intervene on the beach.
Spencer Pratt fires back at Ryan Reynolds over his "Mayday" premiere comments, contrasting the anti-hero generation with classic 1980s cinema heroes.
Jim Thornton's firing from "Wheel of Fortune" follows an investigation and allegations tied to an American Airlines flight incident in May.
Skip South Beach, Clearwater Beach, and Daytona Beach this Labor Day weekend and try three hidden Florida beaches that locals have sworn by.
Satire
JUDEA — In adherence to the teachings of Jesus, Simon, who is called Peter, was committed to forgiving the neighbor who wronged him up to "seventy times seven" times. Unfortunately, after forgiving him 73 times, Peter reportedly lost count and had to start all over.
BURBANK, CA — Panic swept through Warner Bros. Studios on Tuesday after a senior colorist was terminated for accidentally allowing visible primary colors to remain in a major motion picture.
NEW YORK, NY — Interviews conducted with employees of CBS News revealed that Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss was facing internal backlash over allegations that she had attempted to commit actual journalism.
NEW YORK, NY — New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly seen standing in front of his bathroom mirror practicing his "sad face" in preparation for his upcoming appearance at the 9/11 memorial.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Friday that he had successfully annexed the Canadian hockey team, the Montreal Canadiens, and would be renaming them the Montreal Americans.
CHICAGO, IL — A fifth-grade teacher at Lincoln Elementary reportedly admonished her classroom on Thursday, asking the kids to please raise their hands to be called on instead of firing pistols into the air.
U.S. — The State of Massachusetts has officially been ruled incompetent by reason of insanity.
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Sending the publisher scrambling to protect trade secrets related to the hotly anticipated project, leaks from Rockstar Games worsened Friday as hackers released a fully playable copy of Grand Theft Auto IX. “It’s heartbreaking having assets leak out for any of our projects
The CEO of Pabst Brewing Co. put up a $20,000 reward to anyone who could provide information that leads to the recovery of 1,602 missing cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon and non-alcoholic Old Milwaukee beers. What do you think?
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Influencer Alix Earle is the star of Netflix’s newest reality show, Earle Meets World. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the series. Q: Who is Alix Earle? A: Alix is a Gen Z content creator known for eating expired military rations. Q: I thought her name was Alex Cooper. A: Ask yo
THE HEAVENS—Scratching His head and rifling through His notes as He tried to recall His reasoning for the decision, The Lord God, Supreme Creator of the Universe, reportedly struggled to remember on Friday why He made so many ugly people. “I could have given everyone on Earth perfect, symmetrica
Legacy mapping tool MapQuest shot up to become the top navigation app in Apple’s app store after refusing to comply with President Trump’s executive order renaming “Lake Ontario” to “Lake America,” overtaking Google Maps, Waze, and Apple Maps. What do you think?
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From specialized nutrition plans to mental skills work to experimental equipment, the quest to stay healthy and productive now takes NFL athletes far beyond the weight room. Here are some ways players keep themselves fit throughout the season. Mental Skills In recent years, mental preparation has be
Country star Ella Langley is breaking records with her hit song “Choosin’ Texas,” which has now topped the Billboard Hot 100 for 20 weeks. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist. Nepotism Connection: Child of God Honors And Accolades: CMA Award For Female Vocalist Of The
HERSHEY, PA—Calling into question the candy brand’s apparent belief that consuming its chocolate-covered caramels constitutes a lively group activity, viewers told reporters Thursday that a new Rolo commercial greatly overestimates the social element of eating Rolos. “Rolo roll call!” a hand
Sports
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 1 Penn State-Marshall game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 1 Boston College-Cincinnati game, as well as information on how to watch.
Malachi Toney and Darian Mensah impressed in Miami's dominant 45-6 win over Stanford on Friday night.
Dae'Quan Wright and Zxavian Harris, who were cleared earlier this week to return to college football after brief stints in the NFL, have not been added to LSU's roster for Saturday's home game against Clemson, sources told ESPN.
Serena and Venus Williams are out of the US Open women's doubles after losing to Hao-Ching Chan and Maya Joint in a third-set tiebreaker.
Miami's Malachi Toney started his sophomore campaign in electric fashion, delivering 12 catches for a school-record 234 yards and three touchdowns to lead the Hurricanes to a 45-6 blowout of Stanford.
An Indiana circuit court judge issued a temporary restraining order Friday that clears the way for defensive linemen Stephen Daley and Kellan Wyatt to return to the Hoosiers this season.
José Mourinho said he couldn't explain Real Madrid's 1-0 defeat at Real Betis on Friday, in the coach's first loss since returning to LaLiga.
Feeling better than he expected after a four-month absence, Carlos Alcaraz is planning to take more breaks during the tennis season.
All the names we've been talking about in a printable cheat sheet for your fantasy football draft.
Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani was not in the starting lineup Friday for a second straight game because of biceps and neck issues.
The Baltimore Orioles and Boston Red Sox benches cleared after a tense moment involving Blaze Alexander.
Kiffin chose LSU as the path of least resistance to win a title. Anything short of that will bring a legion of critics.
LSU will leave former NFL players Dae’Quan Wright and Zxavian Harris off its roster ahead of Saturday’s game against Clemson.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 1 Ohio State-Ball State game, as well as information on how to watch.
Get the latest Nebraska vs. Ohio odds, prediction and pick for College Football Week 1, plus kickoff time, TV channel and streaming information.
Get the latest odds, prediction and pick for the Week 1 Indiana-North Texas game, as well as information on how to watch.
No. 4 Notre Dame and Wisconsin open their seasons Sunday night at Lambeau Field, bringing together two head coaches whose shared history spans more than two decades.
According to oddsmakers, bettors believe both Seattle and New England are headed for a Super Bowl hangover. Patrick Everson breaks it down.
Some of the biggest names in INDYCAR — including a past champion — will be making moves after the 2026 season. Here's the latest.
Tech
Use a methodical approach to see what's using the most space on your PC and easily clean it up.
Tetris knockoff 'Build the Wall' is one of six new games hosted on the White House website, and The Tetris Company is not happy.
Florida joins a growing list of cities and states responding to the license plate reader backlash.
The Home Depot Labor Day sale goes hard on grills and tools. Here are our recommendations on what to buy—and what to ignore.
In what appears to be a follow-up to the mighty “CasiOak,” the rugged Japanese watch brand is expected to release an all-new luxury homage.
Zelda takes center stage on September 8 and everything else is being saved for September 9.
The US government is investigating whether the Cybercab, which lacks a steering wheel and pedals, meets vehicle safety standards.
OpenAI says it's investigating the incident after a group of researchers disclosed their findings.
While philosophers ponder AI consciousness, the models have ideas of their own.
Regulators will review the process and data Tesla used to self-certify the vehicle.
But you'll need a powerful system with 64GB of RAM to use it.
The Boox Go 6 (Gen II) is a versatile Android ereader with the ability to take notes directly in books.
The mission to Phobos, Japan’s first Mars probe launch in 28 years, may reveal new information about our closest planetary neighbor.
Claude has the ability to use past chats with you as context for current and future prompts, so it's important that they are accurate.
Don't worry, we didn't share $500 CameraJet toothbrush.
Feeling the pull of a new clean machine? I'll help you make sense of Dyson’s whirlwind vacuum lineup.
With these high-tech automatic litter boxes, gone are the days of scooping and smells. Welcome to the future.
The success of a program linking zoos across the US has created social media stars and generated a wave of interest in how to protect the endangered great apes in the wild.
Macs are fantastic computers, but you’ll need one of these great displays to complete your work-from-home setup.
Homeland Security Investigations agents hit the outdoor retailer with a controversial subpoena as part of a dragnet search for the identities of protesters who entered a Minnesota church in March.
Entertainment
D4vd apparently made a pen pal while behind bars ... one whom it appears he initially agreed to help bail out -- before backing out of his promise. We've obtained letters D4vd sent to a "trustee," an incarcerated person who works inside the prison,…
Kat Graham is 37 and lookin' like she just fell from heaven ... so we're celebrating her latest trip around the sun! This 'Vampire Diaries' alum has been blessing our feeds for years, serving looks and killer curves. So, we figured out the best way…
Summer '26 was nothing shy of the A-list water warriors livin' their best lives and makin' big waves! Check out the gallery -- Justin Bieber vested up for a day of tubing on the lake ... and talk about babes on a jet ski?! Kelsey Calemine, Kaylor…
Kenny Smith admits the NBA went straight for the Clippers' neck, but he doesn't think the punishment was excessive ... when you consider Steve Ballmer's team skirted the rules in a major way! TMZ Sports spotted the hooper-turned-analyst at LAX on…
Lindsay Clancy gets a mistrial, and America might be more divided than the jury. Plus, Tiger Woods scores a sweet plea deal, Kanye and Big Sean hug it out, and fake 49er Daejon Love is giving LOLs. So, we gotta ask ...
From "Save the Last Dance" to the "Dancing With The Stars" ballroom, Julia Stiles is back on the dance floor, but before she steps out with Ezra Sosa, see if you can find the sneaky switches and throw 'em in the bag! She sure dressed to impress…
McKenna West is being dragged to court by her biological son’s baby daddy as she continues to fight the biological parents of the baby she gave birth as a surrogate ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Robert Gross sued…
Jim Thornton's Facebook account has gone dark hours after he was fired from "Wheel of Fortune" ... and TMZ has learned the former announcer has also been scrubbed from the game show's social media channels. Thornton's Facebook page was no longer…
Aaron Rodgers is looking forward to retirement ... and says he hopes to start a family with his wife. The Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback opened up about his future during an interview with SiriusXM's "Mad Dog Sports Radio," saying he's hoping to…
Alan Jackson -- the big-time defense attorney who represented Karen Read in Massachusetts during both her criminal trials -- says he sees similarities between her case and Lindsay Clancy's .... especially in the controversial way both were handed a…
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