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Justice Todd Eddins accused the Roberts Court of reviving discredited 1857 and 1896 rulings while dismantling constitutional rights and democracy.
A humanoid robot named Sally will assist students in a Western New York school district this fall as educators test AI integration in teaching.
Team USA hockey, Florida Panthers equipment manager Teddy Richards was reportedly arrested in Florida on misdemeanor charges of battery/domestic violence.
Canada's own Senate report found prevention efforts haven't kept pace with wildfire threats, recommending prescribed burns and forest thinning.
Stephen Miller says the Trump administration is debanking illegal immigrants to shut down their financial access and drive self-deportation.
New York City's cash assistance hit a 30-year high of $2.6 billion in 2025, reaching nearly 865,000 residents as Ken Griffin threatens to halt investments.
A hot mic captured Sandy Brondello calling Angel Reese a "protected species" during Friday's Atlanta Dream win, sparking a fiery exchange on social media.
Jim Acosta called networks "totally nuts" for airing Trump's primetime address live, warning his election integrity claims amount to conspiracy theories.
CENTCOM says two U.S. service members were killed and one remains missing after Iranian attacks targeted Jordan on Friday.
Caitlin Clark debuted a new Nike Caitlin 1 colorway after her historic 45-point game against the Seattle Storm that set an Indiana Fever franchise record.
Satire
IRAN — U.S. Central Command attempted to launch another wave of strikes on Iran today, but it was called off last minute due to an inability to locate Iran.
U.S. — Hoping to piggyback off of their smash hit "K-Pop Demon Hunters," Netflix has announced a new animated film coming in fall 2026 entitled "Bro-Country Demon Hunters."
RALEIGH, NC — A passenger plane tragically crashed on the outskirts of Raleigh on Friday afternoon after no one told any of the passengers on board to "fly safe."
AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death penalty on anyone who begins an email with "Happy Monday, Team!"
DOWNEY, CA — According to witnesses, a man eating at Taco Bell received quite a bit more Baja Blast than he had been counting on.
ATLANTA, GA — President Donald Trump's national address on election integrity may have fallen on deaf ears, according to a new CNN poll that shows 125% of Americans don't believe his claims of election fraud.
U.S. — Civil engineer David Sharpe started out with an ambitious goal to build a city on rock and roll, but now says he should have just stuck with more traditional infrastructure planning methods.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats disputed claims that China interfered in the 2020 U.S. election, declaring that they are perfectly capable of rigging elections without China's help.
U.S. — Fast-food giant Taco Bell introduced Imodium A-D sauce packets to help customers combat the explosive diarrhea caused by consuming the restaurant chain's food.
WASHINGTON—Explaining that the public had no reason to be alarmed over his temporary leave, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) clarified Friday that his absence from Congress was due to a brief planned trip to the afterlife. “While I understand people’s concern, I’ve simply been on a routine visit
DAYTON, OH—Jeering that the other man’s chiseled physique would offer little aid in their upcoming confrontation, local intellectual Kenneth Dufresne reportedly challenged his wife’s muscular sidepiece to a battle of wits Friday. “Your hypertrophied pectorals may have momentarily swayed Vero
KANSAS CITY, MO—Audibly groaning as everyone around him rose to their feet, local baseball fan Mark Girma told reporters Friday that he resented a fourth-inning home run for making him pause eating so he could clap. “Oh, for Christ’s sake, now?” said Girma, who had reportedly just squeezed h
LOS ANGELES—Bursting through the stall door with a baseball bat hoisted over his head, director Christopher Nolan reportedly confronted moviegoer Luke Dias on Friday for using the bathroom during The Odyssey. “You just couldn’t hold it, could you?” the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kick
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A recent poll found that Americans who are concerned about artificial intelligence outnumber those who are excited about it by a margin of three to one. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding AI. MYTH: AI can never be ethical. FACT: Grok says it can. MYTH: AI could discover cure
An Argentine court recognized two goldfish rescued from a sushi restaurant aquarium in Buenos Aires as sentient beings with legal rights, marking a major milestone for animal welfare. What do you think?
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LONDON—Responding to concerns about the lack of diversity in his upcoming project, The Lord Of The Rings: The Hunt For Gollum director Andy Serkis defended the film’s all–Andy Serkis cast during an interview Friday. “It isn’t my fault that the characters in the books are all Andy Serkis,
WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that the danger would be difficult to manage and impossible to eliminate altogether, the Supreme Court’s female justices nevertheless appeared before Congress this week to ask for protection from fellow justice Brett Kavanaugh. “We understand that our safety cannot be
Sports
American Sam Burns holds a two-shot lead heading into the final round after a 65 on Saturday. Earlier, Ryan Fox logged the tournament's third 62,
New Zealand's Ryan Fox tied a major championship record on Saturday by carding a 62, the third player to match the mark this week at the Open Championship.
British runner Josh Kerr broke the long-standing men's mile record at a Diamond League meeting in London on Saturday in a time of 3 minutes, 42.66 seconds.
While Max Homa defended Bryson DeChambeau and other golfers seemed to give him the benefit of doubt following his two-stroke penalty in the second round of The Open, Rory McIlroy didn't mince words when asked whether DeChambeau should have been penalized.
Caitlin Clark scored a career-high 45 points and had 10 assists for the first 40-10 game in WNBA history, and the Indiana Fever beat Seattle 110-107.
Mets interim manager Andy Green said the club is fully compliant with Major League Baseball when asked about a report that singled out his organization for using artificial intelligence for in-game strategy decisions.
LeBron James finished off the fourth of four public appearances scheduled around the first two days of Fanatics Fest on Friday, and just like in the three that came before it Thursday, James kept his upcoming free agency decision to himself.
Argentina captain Lionel Messi called his viral 2007 photo with a baby Lamine Yamal "incredible" on Friday, ahead of their historic matchup in Sunday's World Cup final.
Yankees manager Aaron Boone was left second-guessing his decision to stick with starter Gerrit Cole after a 2-1 loss to the Dodgers on Friday night.
At least one collector thinks Flagg's latest card could sell for $5 million.
"Don't touch your idols: a little gold always rubs off." But with Lionel Messi, the gold never does.
David Malukas' status for Sunday's Music City Grand Prix is still to be determined after a scary accident in practice.
France and England face off for a third-place finish in the 2026 FIFA World Cup. What does the winner receive besides bronze recognition?
As the reigning women's World Cup champ and the men playing in Sunday's final, Spain has a chance to set a new standard for sustained dominance.
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Can anyone — or anything — stop Lamine Yamal from winning Young Player of the Tournament at the World Cup? See the odds.
The 2026 FIFA World Cup Golden Glove odds are rounding into shape as the tournament reaches a conclusion.
Check out Golden Ball race is taking shape. Check out the latest odds to win the 2026 FIFA World Cup Player of the Tournament award.
The superstars have shined at the 2026 FIFA World Cup so far. Check out the latest Golden Boot odds.
A third-place finish is still on the line for France and England. Check out the odds, and what to know about Saturday's powerhouse matchup.
Tech
The company may be trying to save ad space for local businesses.
Up to 32 employees were affected by the studio's recent decision.
The original lawsuit was filed in 2023 and claimed Twitter hosted thousands of cases of copyright infringement.
The water lock feature on Apple Watches automatically activates when you're swimming, but what does it do?
Cutting the cord in your car is a simple upgrade.
Chinese company LONGi has developed crystalline silicon-perovskite tandem solar cells with a 35.5 percent conversion efficiency.
Enjoy our weekend guide to the best indie games worth checking out.
Our remote team clocked serious hours walking, working, and sometimes jogging to find the best under-desk treadmills for home offices and small spaces.
OpenAI will send a notification to parents with linked teen accounts if their children have violated its policies around violence.
Plus: Russian cyberspies turn to infrastructure hacking, DHS repeatedly fails to realize it’d been hacked, a breach exposes an AI music generator’s scraping ways, and more.
If you prefer not to have cameras in and around your home, try one of these more private, WIRED-tested security devices.
This year’s World Cup has faced sweltering heat and humidity. Now it may need to deal with wildfire smoke.
Now that Google has changed how its usage quotas are tallied, you might not get as many AI responses as you did before.
Balmuda has engineered a remarkably pleasant breeze with its new NatureWind Studio, but is it worth hundreds more than its competition?
US government officially lifts TikTok ban on federal devices.
Get ready to crush your coursework or scoot to class in style with these back-to-school gear picks.
“Context bombing” tricks malicious AI agents into shutting down before they can do harm.
Find the best SteelSeries coupon codes, promo codes, and discount codes for May 2026. Get deals on headsets, keyboards, and mice, including first-order and student discounts.
The API is supposed to deliver posts from 'the highest-ranking Truth Social accounts.'
An error with the cloud computing giant’s billing operation caused some customers’ monthly bills to rise from a few cents to billions of dollars.
Entertainment
Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo don't need a payphone to chat ... because they're hanging all over each other during a luxury vacation -- packing on the PDA before hitting the ship's slide! The music star and his model better half were spotted…
"90 Day Fiancé" stars Armando Niedermeier-Rubio and Kenny Niedermeier have been reunited in the United States as their 13-year-old daughter receives urgent treatment for an unexplained brain bleed ... and the sweet reunion is on video. You…
Marcellus Wiley is further denying he ever abused his estranged wife, Annemarie Wiley ... admitting in a response to her domestic violence restraining order request that they didn't have a perfect marriage -- but he never abused her as she alleges.…
Victoria Beckham cuddled up to her son, Romeo, at her fragrance launch in New York Friday ... where she was supported by her whole family minus Brooklyn Beckham as their feud rages on. Check out the sweet pic -- she's beaming with pride as she hugs…
The man who allegedly stormed the "TODAY" show set Thursday and hurled racist remarks at Craig Melvin seems to have been taped in the background of one of the show's segments just before the whole thing went down. You can see who appears to be…
Megan Fox has got a hell of a lot of humor -- she just clapped back at a hater while simultaneously shading her exes! Here's the sitch -- Megan shared a slideshow on Instagram of gothic-inspired lingerie photos on Friday -- but one follower wasn't…
Matty Healy is one step closer to marrying model Gabbriette Bechtel -- the pair looked like they had a blast at their rehearsal ceremony Friday, even practicing their smooch when they were announced as husband and wife! Check out the adorable clip…
Larry David seemingly tells his old friend Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to kick rocks in his new Barack Obama-produced HBO sketch comedy show "Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness." In the latest episode of the series, Larry dresses in drag as Dora…
Brittany Cartwright has spoken out for the first time following the news that her ex, Jax Taylor, is dating their now-formerly shared publicist. Check out the clip -- she addressed the shocking situation at the top of Friday's 'When Reality Hits'…
Tom Segura's estranged wife, Christina Pazsitzky, is speaking out about their separation for the first time ... telling her fans how "difficult" this whole situation has been. Christina P. posted on her Instagram Story Saturday morning, directing…
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