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Rubio led a White House briefing with pointed remarks on Iran before traveling to Italy for meetings with Pope Leo and Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni.
The media are part of the problem when it comes to the current state of our discourse – but how, exactly, did we find ourselves in this place?
A burglary suspect in Oregon now faces charges including DUII, identity theft and reckless driving after crashing into another vehicle during a police pursuit, deputies said.
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani is out of the ICU but remains hospitalized stay after being placed on a ventilator for severe breathing issues.
A Nicaraguan national accused of sexually assaulting elderly care facility residents is under an ICE detainer as DHS criticizes a Wisconsin county it describes as a "sanctuary" jurisdiction
MLB ratings have surged 44% this season, the best start in nine years, as rule changes and pace of play improvements fuel baseball's impressive growth.
Draymond Green refuses to let Charles Barkley bury the Warriors, delivers cutting Rockets jab on air
Draymond Green joined "Inside the NBA" and roasted Charles Barkley's Houston Rockets era after Barkley declared the Warriors dynasty officially over.
President Trump welcomed UFC stars to the Oval Office to preview the historic June 14 fight card planned for the White House South Lawn on Flag Day.
Derek Dooley plans to be "the last man standing" in Georgia's Senate race, trading his coaching headset for the political arena in 2026 midterms.
A viral video appears to show CAIR-CA director Zahra Billoo urging supporters to hide hatred strategically, drawing backlash from political figures.
Satire
The internet has been abuzz once again about the dueling claims and court cases between actress Blake Lively and actor Justin Baldoni. With so much contradictory information, it's hard to know what's real or where to begin. Here, collected at last in one space, is everything you need to know about t
CHURCH, VA — Employees at a local shrimp house were reportedly traumatized following a surprise visit by President Trump who, upon arriving, vowed that a civilization would die that night.
MOBILE, AL — Local underperforming Christian Jason Bingham continued his lukewarm ways today, settling for attending the Third Baptist Church of Mobile.
What a culture finds appealing in the opposite sex can evolve over time. So we polled 100 different women to see what they considered the most attractive quality in a man — and the answer may surprise you.
GameStop bid $56 billion to purchase eBay, hoping to challenge Amazon and other ecommerce platforms with the bold offer for a company with a market capitalization over four times greater than its own. What do you think?
The post GameStop Offers $56 Billion To Buy eBay appeared first on The Onion.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — With less than six months to go before residents vote to elect the state's next leader, the latest polls showed that a turd on a San Francisco sidewalk was now in second place to become California's governor.
SOUTH CARIBBEAN — A couple trapped on a hantavirus-infected cruise ship reportedly have declined to be rescued by a nearby Carnival cruise, saying they'd rather take their chances with hantavirus instead.
MONTEREY PARK, CA — A heated debate between the candidates for governor of California descended into mayhem last night after Katie Porter dumped an entire pot of scalding mashed potatoes on the moderators' heads.
This warm, cozy home is move-in ready and features a pile of 100,000 acorns gathered by the previous owner. Reference #882011
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CHICAGO—Reacting with dismay to the immediate positive results yielded by the hair care product, local woman Taylor Suthers confirmed Thursday that the nicer shampoo she had bought was tragically worth the extra money. “Aw, goddammit, my hair really does look softer and smoother,” said Suther
WASHINGTON—Calling the upcoming collaboration their most “ambitious foray yet into the field of human suffering,” U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Wednesday that they had tapped Dennis Rader, the BTK Killer, to design their latest migrant detention center. In a pres
Mountain-climbing enthusiast Derek Sanders, 37, tragically fell to his death Friday on the escalator of an REI.
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Students from a Mississippi school banded together to prevent their bus from crashing after their driver blacked out from an asthma attack. What do you think?
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PHILADELPHIA—Attempting to remain calm while the massive green creature gyrated on top of the dugout, a terrified Adolis García reportedly asked teammates Tuesday if anyone else could see the Phillie Phanatic. “This is gonna sound crazy, but I swear to God, I keep seeing a green dancing bear on
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WASHINGTON—In a troubling discovery that has public health researchers on high alert for a wider outbreak, a team of Georgetown University epidemiologists announced Tuesday that they had confirmed the first known airborne transmission of Mar-a-Lago face. “After a 32-year-old woman with no histo
Sports
Chelsea midfielder Cole Palmer would consider a move to Manchester United, while the club also want Arsenal left back Myles Lewis-Skelly. Transfer Talk has the latest.
The Timberwolves, despite a warning from superstar Anthony Edwards, could not keep pace with the recharged Spurs in Wednesday night's Game 2.
De'Aaron Fox and Victor Wembanyama bounced back from shaky performances in the series opener to lead San Antonio to a 38-point blowout of Minnesota.
Jalen Brunson scored 26 points and helped New York seize control of a close game, leading the Knicks to a victory Wednesday night.
Patriots quarterback Drake Maye stood behind his coach and said he doesn't believe Mike Vrabel's off-field issues will be a distraction this season.
Jaylen Brown reaffirmed his happiness in Boston on Wednesday night, saying if it was up to him, he'd remain with the Celtics for the next 10 years.
The NCAA is pushing through the final steps for expanding the men's and women's NCAA basketball tournaments to 76 teams, with sources telling ESPN that the process could be completed as early as Thursday.
The Sabres defeated the Canadiens 4-2 in Game 1 of their second-round series Wednesday with a power-play showing the likes of which Buffalo hadn't been able to produce since March.
Bucks co-owner Jimmy Haslam says he would like to have Giannis Antetokounmpo's future sorted out before next month's NBA draft.
The "Marty Supreme" star showcased his on-court skills, which caught the eye of the Knicks.
The World Cup is defined by memorable moments. Counting down to the top 100 of all-time.
Luis Suarez has opened up on his decision to sign a contract extension with Inter Miami, revealing that his "burning desire" to compete remains as strong as ever despite being 39 years old.
Darwin Núñez is prepared to call time on his adventure in Saudi Arabia after reaching an agreement to leave Al-Hilal at the end of the current campaign.
A brief history on all the managers who have led the U.S. men's national team at the World Cup.
What's made each of the official match balls for the FIFA World Cup so unique? We take a look.
Defying skeptics, the 1994 World Cup set an all-time attendance record and transformed American sports culture forever.
The Dodgers' bats finally broke out against a depleted Astros pitching staff in Houston. Is it a sign of things to come or just a brief respite for their struggling stars?
Harry Kane has matched Cristiano Ronaldo's incredible UEFA Champions League record by scoring in six consecutive knockout appearances.
The managerial merry-go-round at Santiago Bernabeu has taken a sensational turn with reports of a high-level summit between two of football's biggest power brokers.
Travis Hunter remains one of the most intriguing second-year players heading into next season, and the Jacksonville Jaguars now appear to have a clearer vision for how they plan to use him.
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Messages between Shivon Zilis and Tesla executives reveal plans in 2017 to start a rival AI lab, potentially led by Altman or Demis Hassabis.
The reimagining of the N64 game offers a more cinematic take.
The Ultimate Child Shield batteries also turn the victim's mouth blue.
Regulators took issue with the amount of personal data the company collected and its approach to consent.
To stop children from bypassing its age checks, Meta is revamping its age-verification tools with an AI system that analyzes images and videos for “visual cues,” such as height and bone structure.
The planned AI search feature for Snapchat never fully rolled out.
AI responses now also recommend in-depth articles and links to sources you already subscribe to.
The gothic horror-inspired action-adventure game from the makers of Shovel Knight maker is almost here.
The company is also interested in SpaceX's planned orbital data centers.
DeepMind will research player behavior in the space-based RPG.
Around 170 roles are said to be affected.
At least there's a toggle to easily turn this off.
Entertainment
The woman suing Renee Zellweger and Ant Anstead over an alleged injury at his rental home is looking for more than $10 million in damages ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs, obtained by TMZ, Tracey Belland filed a doc laying out the…
Before this kiddo in red board shorts was fallin' out, he was just dribbling the soccer ball to greatness, and growing up in Wilmette, Illinois ... He showed off his pad on "MTV Cribs," but he's most known for rockin' out with the band Fall Out…
Eric Bischoff, one of the most successful and influential figures in pro wrestling history, wouldn't be who he is without the late, great Ted Turner ... EB himself tells TMZ Sports. "When I first heard the news this morning," Eric explained, "I was…
TMZ may collect a share of sales or other compensation from links on this page. If you're a homebody or just can't stand the thought of one more night out at the local dive bar, it may be time to treat yourself to a night in. Whether you're with…
Scheana Shay caught lightning in a bottle for "Vanderpump Rules," so to honor the on-screen icon's 41st birthday, we’re SURving up her hottest shots. Scheana’s one-liners go all the way back to 2013, and they still hold up today -- “It’s…
Lil Yachty doesn't need a fancy hat for the Kentucky Derby ... he's got a new $90K chain for the occasion. A rep for the rapper tells TMZ ... jeweler Erin Barnett hand-delivered the expensive ice -- a custom diamond chain and racehorse pendant --…
No Doubt, fronted by Gwen Stefani, is kicking off their Sphere residency in Las Vegas in a big way ... but Blake Shelton won't be there to watch his lady light up the stage ... TMZ has learned. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Blake is…
Eugene Mirman is avoiding one thing after his terrifying car crash ... the photos. The "Bob's Burgers" star says he still hasn't looked at images from his March 31 wreck, despite them spreading online after his car burst into flames at a New…
Dr. Oz had a front row seat as federal agents from the DEA and LAPD officers busted a bunch of alleged drug dealers in an "open-air drug market" in Los Angeles. Oz, President Trump's Administrator for the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid…
Sorry, Brad Pitt -- there’s A-list fame ... and then there’s the absolute frenzy surrounding Jet Li touching down at Los Angeles International Airport! TMZ's got footage of the action -- and TBH it looked less like an airport arrival and more…
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